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Sexist! and probably agist, too.

I never kicked you out. Join in!

:D

Sexist! and probably agist, too.

Hey, just because you met Jesus doesn't mean you have to spoil our Christmases with tales of "morals" and "love". *Spits like a drunk Scottish 14 year old*

I never kicked you out. Join in!

:D

*Rejoins.*

*puts glass of port in ruined skull, drinks hippocampus*

Damn, I always do that!

*sticks finger into HCAS's mouth to make you puke the Hippocampus*

*Leaves in disgust, bring Cheese and Shoes*

Hey, just because you met Jesus doesn't mean you have to spoil our Christmases with tales of "morals" and "love". *Spits like a drunk Scottish 14 year old*

Jesus never kissed like VKZ.

*Rejoins.*

:fluffle:

*Kicks out* Men only.

3-way kissing is such a logistical nightmare!

*tickles random ear with tongue*

3-way kissing is such a logistical nightmare!

*tickles random ear with tongue*

*Tickles penis with hand*

3-way kissing is such a logistical nightmare!

*tickles random ear with tongue*

That is almost sig-worthy. :D

3-way kissing is such a logistical nightmare!

Entire wars have been lost because of it.

3-way kissing is such a logistical nightmare!

*tickles random ear with tongue*

Nanatsu should join the fun. *pours champagne in ear.*

*sticks finger into HCAS's mouth to make you puke the Hippocampus*

*chews on finger*

Yum! Much better than my own brain!

Jesus never kissed like VKZ.

Among other things.

That is almost sig-worthy. :D

But not quite, so he can try again.

Jesus never kissed like VKZ.

BOOOORING. Don't you have something else to do, like being old?

Nanatsu should join the fun. *pours champagne in ear.*

Oh my, no. If I do, the thread will get locked for indecent exposure and excess of spillage.

Oh my, no. If I do, the thread will get locked for indecent exposure and excess of spillage.

And if Gauntleted Fist sees it...

BOOOORING. Don't you have something else to do, like being old?

*Pours flat champagne over head. Tickles. Continues running camcorder.* I knew you were an agist.

Wasting champagne should be an IP-ban at the minimum.

Wasting champagne should be an IP-ban at the minimum.

What about chewing fingers? That would construe a 24 hour ban with threats of deleting nation and all.

*Pours flat champagne over head. Tickles. Continues running camcorder.* I knew you were an agist.

Better to be agist then ageist.

Wasting champagne should be an IP-ban at the minimum.

If it's used for fun, it's not wasted. Besides, it's Korbel not Veuve Cliquot.

That is almost sig-worthy. :D

oh you tease!

*acts coquettishly*

What about chewing fingers? That would construe a 24 hour ban with threats of deleting nation and all.

Yet uploading a picture twice gets an instant deletion, without any red or yellow cards.

If it's used for fun, it's not wasted. Besides, it's Korbel not Veuve Cliquot.

euuurgh!

*purges*

What have I done... *Hides*

What about chewing fingers? That would construe a 24 hour ban with threats of deleting nation and all.

but...but... I was hungry? My brain had fallen out? There was a glass of port in my skull? Surely these are mitigating circumstances?

If it's used for fun, it's not wasted. Besides, it's Korbel not Veuve Cliquot.

If it were the latter, I would crotch-kikc thee. Cliqot's freaking expensive, not to mention French.

*Ejaculates randomly onto Cheese and Shoes, as well as Zero*

*ejaculates randomly onto cheese and shoes, as well as zero*

ewwww!

but...but... I was hungry? My brain had fallen out? There was a glass of port in my skull? Surely these are mitigating circumstances?

I guess the exception to the rule would be if NSG allows zombies and skull-port guzzling.

*Ejaculates randomly onto Cheese and Shoes, as well as Zero*

There's nothing like random ejaculate to liven up a party!

Whhhoooooa!

*slips on it and falls in it*

There's nothing like random ejaculate to liven up a party!

Whhhoooooa!

*slips on it and falls in it*

Now THAT is a sig winner. :D

ewwww!

One of my penises has a mind of its own, I can't help it.

If it were the latter, I would crotch-kikc thee. Cliqot's freaking expensive, not to mention French.

As much as I am indifferent to most champagne, I would never desecrate a great champagne.

Now THAT is a sig winner. :D

It is. Not to mention that I can see a shiny lock on this thread in 3... 2... 1...

Now THAT is a sig winner. :D

Bang it into your sig then! And sharpish!

It is. Not to mention that I can see a shiny lock on this thread in 3... 2... 1...

No, we'll get Forum 7ed. Then you and Zero will flee, ruining all the fun.

As much as I am indifferent to most champagne, I would never desecrate a great champagne.

I know, you're one of the few wise people still remaining here. *nod*

It is. Not to mention that I can see a shiny lock on this thread in 3... 2... 1...

Nooooo!

*Is locked in*

It is. Not to mention that I can see a shiny lock on this thread in 3... 2... 1...

Must save thread. Must clean it up. Noooooooo....

It is. Not to mention that I can see a shiny lock on this thread in 3... 2... 1...

*Puts on mask*

*waves cape*

*dashes for exit*

Nooooo!

*Is locked in*

That made me laugh sooo much.

*Puts on mask*

*waves cape*

*dashes for exit*

*Locks all exits, vanishes in puff of smoke*

I know, you're one of the few wise people still remaining here. *nod*

Thank you. *Curtsies.*

That made me laugh sooo much.

Erm... thanks?

*Locks all exits, vanishes in puff of smoke*

*bangs face on locked exit*

*unceremoniously crumples to the ground*

*cape slowly floats down onto unconscious body*

*bangs face on locked exit*

*unceremoniously crumples to the ground*

*cape slowly floats down onto unconscious body*

*Laughs manically*

Erm... thanks?

No problem. You make me laugh quite a lot.

No problem. You make me laugh quite a lot.

I do try... <.<

gah. just like in real life, as soon as a party gets interesting, I have to go.

Seasons wotsits, and merry wipings everyone. If you see my brains, mail them to me k pls thx

No, we'll get Forum 7ed. Then you and Zero will flee, ruining all the fun.

Let me tell you one thing, little man or whatever the hell you might be. Because of people like you, I am always getting scolded. I hate that. I don't wish this thread to be moved to Forum 7. I fucking hate that forum. It's retarded. So, I really advice you to stop the idiocy. It was fun until you started with the sexual innuendoes. I can be polite and tolerant. But you just passed from being annoying to angering me.

*Laughs manically*

*records for no real purpose except that No Names is annoyed by it.*

gah. just like in real life, as soon as a party gets interesting, I have to go.

Seasons wotsits, and merry wipings everyone. If you see my brains, mail them to me k pls thx

*Finds brains*

*Gathers*

*Burns*

Thank you. *Curtsies.*

You're welcome. ;)

gah. just like in real life, as soon as a party gets interesting, I have to go.

Seasons wotsits, and merry wipings everyone. If you see my brains, mail them to me k pls thx

Have a Merry one. *Hands used wet wipes.* I think most of your brains are here. If we find the rest, we'll forward them. Bye.

*records for no real purpose except that No Names is annoyed by it.*

Don't use that name.

*Finds brains*

*Gathers*

*Burns*

*Kicks*

This thread makes me regret my promise to not drink. :p

I feel like Theodore Roosevelt must have felt after his second presidency.

Don't use that name.

What, No Names Left Damn It? That's your name. No Names Left Damn It.

Because of people like you, I am always getting scolded.

And what the fuck is that supposed to mean? When do you get scolded? That's a bloody lie.

And what the fuck is that supposed to mean? When do you get scolded? That's a bloody lie.

That's supposed to mean that when you, for example, start a charade like the last one on this thread, and I'm in it, I get scolded. Or, worst yet, my threads get moved to Forum 7. I am tired of that, not to mention your blatant way of misreading my posts and then asking stupid questions. Stop. And it is not a bloody lie, Brit. It's the truth. Of course, after today, I have serious doubts about your reading and comprehension skills.

After this, I'm exiting this thread because, unlike you, I don't wish to spoil or lock this thread. Everyone else is having fun.

I have serious doubts about your reading and comprehension skills.

And I of your ability to understand simple little things.

And I of your ability to understand simple little things.

You. Button it. Now.

No more arguing.

After this, I'm exiting this thread because, unlike you, I don't wish to spoil or lock this thread. Everyone else is having fun.

Since when did I want to spoil or lock the thread? You had a massive go at me, now you're saying I started it? Idiot.

You. Button it. Now.

No more arguing.

Don't get involved.

Whoa, people. Why the sudden fires?

Since when did I want to spoil or lock the thread? You had a massive go at me, now you're saying I started it? Idiot.

As I said, you're not worth my time.

Don't get involved.

I'm not getting involved, i'm telling you to button it. The last thing we need of xmas eve is you two arguing and ruining it for everyone else.

As I said, you're not worth my time.

Then why come back after you said you wouldn't, and then take that extra time of telling me that you don't have time for me? Fool. I can't believe your acting like this.

Whoa, people. Why the sudden fires?

She just flipped when I brought up Forum 7.

She just flipped when I brought up Forum 7.Then ignore her. It's obviously a sore point for her.

Then ignore her. It's obviously a sore point for her.

I have. I've never used ignore before, and she's the last person I would've thought I'd ever put there, but hey. Things change.

I'm really sorry about wrecking everything for you, guys. Carry on.

I have. I've never used ignore before, and she's the last person I would've thought I'd ever put there, but hey. Things change.Problem solved, then. Now, can we get back to the point of this thread? (Wait, I'm in the wrong thread for OP-related seriousness. :p)

Then why come back after you said you wouldn't, and then take that extra time of telling me that you don't have time for me? Fool. I can't believe your acting like this.

You got a little over the top with the innuendo. You said some things that could be construed as offensive. You took offense at my calling you No Names, which I thought was a shortened version of your country name.

Now, I admit that, in the spirit of fun, I may have gotten a little over the top about some things, too. I may even have offended you.

You, however, were starting to take this thread to places that could get it locked or worse. And this could have gotten some of us, at very least, warned.

I'm not one to go running to the mods when people start getting a little out of control, since I've done it myself. But I am taking exception to you trying to fight with Nanatsu. Please stop.

I will not bring mods into this, since it could get everyone warned or worse, including me.

*snip*A little slow on the response, but I think that was well-reasoned out. I think it resolved itself now, though. (Smokey the bear joke, anyone? :p)

You got a little over the top with the innuendo. You said some things that could be construed as offensive.

I did, and I apologise, she didn't need to have a fit though.

You took offense at my calling you No Names, which I thought was a shortened version of your country name.

I wasn't offended, I just prefer being called Adunabar.

But I am taking exception to you trying to fight with Nanatsu. Please stop.

I wasn't trying to fight, and I have stopped.

I did, and I apologise, she didn't need to have a fit though.

Apology accepted.

I wasn't offended, I just prefer being called Adunabar.

You should have said that

I wasn't trying to fight, and I have stopped.

Then we should carry on. Unfortunately, however, I must leave. I have some pre-Christmas chores to complete. Merry Christmas all. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Well, i'm off. Merry Xmas everyone! :D

You too.

Hey, I'm back! Hows the party?

....

*surveys the carnage*

*backs away slowly*

*Wakes up*

*looks around*

Well I'm not cleaning this mess up. Is anybody still here?

*Wakes up*

*looks around*

Well I'm not cleaning this mess up. Is anybody still here?

Ehh? Oh, it's just you. Dadgum straggler.
*The Janitor gets back to cleaning up the office for next year's celebration while plotting revenge against the office staff...*

TES take the day off and join me in finishing this bottle of Tequila.

*wakes up under piles of half-eaten pies and other assorted junk* Woah. What am I doing here?

And what's this gooey stuff all over me?

TES take the day off and join me in finishing this bottle of Tequila.
Sure. *gets interrupted*
*wakes up under piles of half-eaten pies and other assorted junk* Woah. What am I doing here?

And what's this gooey stuff all over me?

Don't know, but this bottle of cleaner seems to work real well, here, spray yerself down, then go wash off in the sink, it's clean at least. Cleaned that first. Then the bathroom. It took me a standing army and shares in most cleaning supply companies, but I got that sucker clean.

*Sits down with BE and assists in finishing off the bottle of Tequila*

Sure. *gets interrupted*


Don't know, but this bottle of cleaner seems to work real well, here, spray yerself down, then go wash off in the sink, it's clean at least. Cleaned that first. Then the bathroom. It took me a standing army and shares in most cleaning supply companies, but I got that sucker clean.

*Sits down with BE and assists in finishing off the bottle of Tequila*

*Sprays self with cleaner* Ugh, I hate these things. It smells like you're shoving lemon juice up your nose. So, uh, I guess I'm off. *Vanishes in a puff of smoke*

Did that guy just vanish?

Is CM real or just a figment of my imagination?

It is hard to tell through my alcohol pickeld eyes.\

You know TES after this bottle with have a bottle of Gin as well. Do you have any Vermouth?

Maybe he's magic.

Anyways...

*Finishes spraying down building with gasoline.*

I'm just about finished cleaning. :)

*Lights the gasoline, the building promptly explodes with fire.*

Ahh, nice cleansing fire.

*The office building gets burned down, and gets replaced with an empty Warehouse.*

There we go, that outta be just about right for next year's party.

Did that guy just vanish?

Is CM real or just a figment of my imagination?

It is hard to tell through my alcohol pickeld eyes.\

You know TES after this bottle with have a bottle of Gin as well. Do you have any Vermouth?

*reappears* I am your imagination! *cue evil laughter, exit stage right*

With me inside?

Now that's two parties in a row I have been at and set alight.

*reappears* I am your imagination! *cue evil laughter, exit stage right*

Where is the pink elephant when you need him?

With me inside?

Now that's two parties in a row I have been at and set alight.

Congratulations! you just earned the fire-proof ability! You are invincible to the powers of fire now!

you just earned the fire-proof ability! You are invincible to the powers of fire now!

Blouman Empire is the antichrist?:eek:

Where is the pink elephant when you need him?

We had elephant burgers planned, and needed to get the meat from SOMEWHERE....

On the positive side, the alcohol made him nice and tender.:p

Yeah, come on.

Now I just need the pie-proof ability.

We had elephant burgers planned, and needed to get the meat from SOMEWHERE....

On the positive side, the alcohol made him nice and tender.:p

So that's what I was eating. Yeah it was good and tender.

Now I just need to watch out for CM, lest he starts telling me what to do.

Where is the pink elephant when you need him?

"A fishy, a fish, a fishie, ooooooh!"

Blouman Empire is the antichrist?:eek:

Your quite new here aren't you? :tongue:

But I dare not reveal myself, it should be obvious since I'm not a "leftie".

"A fishy, a fish, a fishie, ooooooh!"

lol

Yeah, come on.

Now I just need the pie-proof ability.

I'm sorry, but to get that you have to venture deep into the lands of the Lunatic goofballs, and pie their leader in the face, and make back out, alive.

I'm sorry, but to get that you have to venture deep into the lands of the Lunatic goofballs, and pie their leader in the face, and make back out, alive.

That is going to be tough. But a quest I am willing to take. I'll strike when he leasts expects it.

*Pokes head out of large mysterious box.* Oh God, are there still people here? Keep it down, the old lady's hung over. *Crawls back into box, pulls box in after her.*

How did you escape the fire?

How did you escape the fire?
Fireproof cardboard boxes are common among the upper-class hobos nowadays.
:wink:

Fireproof cardboard boxes are common among the upper-class hobos nowadays.
:wink:

I need me one of those.

Fireproof cardboard boxes are common among the upper-class hobos nowadays.
:wink:

Along with their asbestos-induced coughing fits.


So has the New Years Eve party started yet?

I just got the place cleaned up, you wanna nother party? :(

*walks into room, walks across random beer cans and keg cups scattered across the floor*

Good lord, you guys are still here?

*walks into room, walks across random beer cans and keg cups scattered across the floor*

Good lord, you guys are still here?

What?

It's not new years yet.

What?

It's not new years yet.

someone hand me a beer then.

someone hand me a beer then.

Beer and vodka, just like the grandparents taught me

Beer and vodka, just like the grandparents taught me

Do you have any grey goose vodka?

What?

It's not new years yet.
It isn't?

How disappointing. :(

Do you have any grey goose vodka?

I'm a Stolichnaya man, personally, but I think I have a bottle of grey goose. Finlandia is nice as well

I'm a Stolichnaya man, personally, but I think I have a bottle of grey goose. Finlandia is nice as well

I would love a shot of stoli right about now.

How did you escape the fire?

there was a fire?

did ruffy pull out his lighter of doom again?

It isn't?

How disappointing. :(

But tomorrow it is!

But tomorrow it is!

shit!

I just realized I have to work a double shift on new years eve!

damn that sucks.

shit!

I just realized I have to work a double shift on new years eve!

damn that sucks.

I hope I have time to play Bioshock tomorrow, because a friend of mine invited me to their new year's celebration. There I get to shoot fireworks. Unlike here.

I hope I have time to play Bioshock tomorrow, because a friend of mine invited me to their new year's celebration. There I get to shoot fireworks. Unlike here.

I will be working from 10am to about 10-11pm probably. :(