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NSG Annual Office Party - Page 3

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Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 21:00
http://world.guns.ru/grenade/xm307-1.jpg
Bring it. :p

Oh, the XM307. Nice gun, though I prefer the HK ones.
Minoriteeburg
22-12-2008, 21:00
AND IT SHALL BE YOUR LAST! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!!

*sets on fire*


*passes around marshmallows*
UNIverseVERSE
22-12-2008, 21:00
You n00bs do not please me. How have you no clue of what The Lighter of DOOOOOOOOOOM is?

I know of The Lighter of DOOOOOOOM, so nyah.

*stumbles back into the thread, with buttons for his eyes*
IL Ruffino
22-12-2008, 21:01
I know of The Lighter of DOOOOOOOM, so nyah.

*stumbles back into the thread, with buttons for his eyes*

*licks*
*nibbles*
IL Ruffino
22-12-2008, 21:02
*passes around marshmallows*

*monch*
Gravlen
22-12-2008, 21:03
You're right.

Is there any good party games we can play on here?
Naked Twister is always interesting ;)

*Strips*

Water is no match for.. The Lighter of DOOOOM!
...I think the water targets you, and not your lighter!

Run away, it might be toxic to you! :eek2:
Minoriteeburg
22-12-2008, 21:03
You n00bs do not please me. How have you no clue of what The Lighter of DOOOOOOOOOOM is?


I know what it is, hence the massive doobie.
Minoriteeburg
22-12-2008, 21:03
Naked Twister is always interesting ;)

*Strips*




I'm not interested anymore.
IL Ruffino
22-12-2008, 21:04
*Bogart's the doobie*
Gauntleted Fist
22-12-2008, 21:05
Oh, the XM307. Nice gun, though I prefer the HK ones.Eh, the Mk.47 is more reliable. ;)
The XM307 is just more eye-pleasing.
Minoriteeburg
22-12-2008, 21:06
*Bogart's the doobie*

give that back!
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 21:07
*sets on fire*

*Bricks back water pic, jumps in*
Nanatsu no Tsuki
22-12-2008, 21:07
Naked Twister is always interesting ;)

*Strips*


...I think the water targets you, and not your lighter!

Run away, it might be toxic to you! :eek2:

Did someone say Naked Twister?!:D
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 21:08
Did someone say Naked Twister?!:D

Someone did! *Takes off clothes*
Minoriteeburg
22-12-2008, 21:08
Did someone say Naked Twister?!:D

Okay now I'll play. :D
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 21:11
Did someone say Naked Twister?!:D

I'm in.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
22-12-2008, 21:12
Someone did! *Takes off clothes*

Now now, guys. Let us keep this party clean.:wink:
Minoriteeburg
22-12-2008, 21:13
Now now, guys. Let us keep this party clean.:wink:

Naked twister and clean are words that never go together.
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 21:13
I'm in.

No, you're 14. Go away.
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 21:13
Now now, guys. Let us keep this party clean.:wink:

No spillages, guys.
IL Ruffino
22-12-2008, 21:14
*hands out wet wipes*
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 21:14
Naked twister and clean are words that never go together.

Nanatsu, your position in my sig is gone.
Minoriteeburg
22-12-2008, 21:14
No spillages, guys.

I don't do PE's anymore.
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 21:15
No, you're 14. Go away.

Fine. *Goes to sit in corner and play Fallout 3.
Minoriteeburg
22-12-2008, 21:15
*hands out wet wipes*

*sets them on fire*
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 21:16
Fine. *Goes to sit in corner and play Fallout 3.

That's an 18. You can play Tom Clancy instead. *Takes away Fallout 3*
Minoriteeburg
22-12-2008, 21:16
Nanatsu, your position in my sig is gone.

sweet! I haven't been sigged in ages.
Gauntleted Fist
22-12-2008, 21:16
Now now, guys. Let us keep this party clean.:wink:"Help, I'm drowning!"
Nanatsu no Tsuki
22-12-2008, 21:16
Nanatsu, your position in my sig is gone.

:wink:
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 21:16
That's an 18. You can play Tom Clancy instead. *Takes away Fallout 3*

Aren't they all 16+?
Ladamesansmerci
22-12-2008, 21:17
*joins nekkid twister game*
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 21:17
Aren't they all 16+?

Maybe in Finland.
Minoriteeburg
22-12-2008, 21:17
"Help, I'm drowning!"

but you're just laying in a puddle with your arms flapping all around.
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 21:18
Maybe in Finland.

At least according to the PEGI which we have in Finland.
Gauntleted Fist
22-12-2008, 21:18
Aren't they all 16+?Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon is 13+ in America.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
22-12-2008, 21:18
I ain't getting another mod reprimand because you guys have hyperactive hormones. So, when your temperatures go back to normal, I'll come back and post.:rolleyes:
Gauntleted Fist
22-12-2008, 21:19
but you're just laying in a puddle with your arms flapping all around.Don't interrupt me with facts, yeah?
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 21:19
At least according to the PEGI which we have in Finland.

Pfft, PEGI. We've now shunned that and use BBFC. You know the UK, whatever the mainlanders do, we do the opposite.
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 21:20
but you're just laying in a puddle with your arms flapping all around.

I actually screamed with laughter at that one! *Runs to edit sig*
Gauntleted Fist
22-12-2008, 21:20
I ain't getting another mod reprimand because you guys have hyperactive hormones. So, when your temperatures go back to normal, I'll come back and post.:rolleyes:Hey, I'm easy to ignore, and mine was obviously a joke. (Or was it not obvious enough? Damn, I need to work on that.)
Nanatsu no Tsuki
22-12-2008, 21:21
Hey, I'm easy to ignore, and mine was obviously a joke. (Or was it not obvious enough? Damn, I need to work on that.)

Not you, GF. You're alright there.
Vampire Knight Zero
22-12-2008, 21:22
I ain't getting another mod reprimand because you guys have hyperactive hormones. So, when your temperatures go back to normal, I'll come back and post.:rolleyes:

At least it wasn't me this time. ;)
Gauntleted Fist
22-12-2008, 21:22
Not you, GF. You're alright there.Oh, okay, thought you were addressing me. I thought my "cold fish" attitude was starting to slip ever so slightly. :p
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 21:23
Pfft, PEGI. We've now shunned that and use BBFC. You know the UK, whatever the mainlanders do, we do the opposite.

I especially hate PEGI because they gave Mass Effect 18+. You Brits gave it 12+.
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 21:24
I especially hate PEGI because they gave Mass Effect 18+. You Brits gave it 12+.

I'll buy a copy and send it to you for Christmas.
Gauntleted Fist
22-12-2008, 21:25
I especially hate PEGI because they gave Mass Effect 18+. You Brits gave it 12+.We use ESRB over here. Mass Effect got a 17+. (Thankfully, I am 17.) :D
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 21:26
I'll buy a copy and send it to you for Christmas.

I had one but I think I moved it when it was on and then it broke.
Gravlen
22-12-2008, 21:39
I'm not interested anymore.

You have become so uptight since you gave birth -_-
Gravlen
22-12-2008, 21:41
Alrighty...

*Spins*

Red hand, booze!

*Twists*
Vampire Knight Zero
22-12-2008, 21:41
*Holds up mistletoe*

Anyone want a kiss? :)
Gauntleted Fist
22-12-2008, 21:42
*Holds up mistletoe*

Anyone want a kiss? :)Don't tempt me, dude. ;)
Londim
22-12-2008, 21:44
*steals mistletoe*
Nanatsu no Tsuki
22-12-2008, 21:44
Alrighty...

*Spins*

Red hand, booze!

*Twists*

*yells*

Green hand, wiggle bum!

*twists*
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 21:45
*Holds up mistletoe*

Anyone want a kiss? :)

*Kisses*
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 21:45
*steals mistletoe*

*Takes mistletoe off Londim, sharpens it, rams it through his face*
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 21:46
Alrighty...

*Spins*

Red hand, booze!

*Twists*

*yells*

Green hand, wiggle bum!

*twists*

This has levels of wierdness that I can't comprehend.
Vampire Knight Zero
22-12-2008, 21:47
Don't tempt me, dude. ;)

Don't fight it. :)
Nanatsu no Tsuki
22-12-2008, 21:48
This has levels of wierdness that I can't comprehend.

Because this game is way beyond your young years.
Gauntleted Fist
22-12-2008, 21:49
Don't fight it. :)*kisses VKZ* Fine. :p
Western Mercenary Unio
22-12-2008, 21:49
Because this game is way beyond your young years.

Why is it that my age is often brought up here?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
22-12-2008, 21:51
*kisses VKZ* Fine. :p

Fuck yeah! Men on men action!! Woohoohoo!!!:hail:
Londim
22-12-2008, 21:53
Well this is indeed a strange turn of events considering I'm holding the mistletoe.
Vampire Knight Zero
22-12-2008, 21:53
*kisses VKZ* Fine. :p

*Pretends to kiss, then sinks his fangs into GF's neck*

Never trust a Vampire. :)
Nanatsu no Tsuki
22-12-2008, 21:54
Well this is indeed a strange turn of events considering I'm holding the mistletoe.

*kisses Londim*
I'm in a giving mood today.
Happy Holidays!!!:fluffle:
Gauntleted Fist
22-12-2008, 21:54
Fuck yeah! Men on men action!! Woohoohoo!!!:hail:Awesome reaction. :wink:

Well this is indeed a strange turn of events considering I'm holding the mistletoe.Doesn't matter who's holding it. He told me not to fight it, I obliged him. ;)
Gauntleted Fist
22-12-2008, 21:54
*Pretends to kiss, then sinks his fangs into GF's neck*

Never trust a Vampire. :)What if I'm into biting? ;)
Nanatsu no Tsuki
22-12-2008, 21:55
What if I'm into biting? ;)

You're in for a huge problem. *nod*
Vampire Knight Zero
22-12-2008, 21:56
What if I'm into biting? ;)

Then i'm even happier.

*Drains blood*
Londim
22-12-2008, 21:56
*kisses Londim*
I'm in a giving mood today.
Happy Holidays!!!:fluffle:

....Awesome.

Hmm my winkle seems to have been struck by rigor mortis.
Gauntleted Fist
22-12-2008, 21:56
You're in for a huge problem. *nod*My comprehension of this subject is well beyond what I expected it to be. *nod*
Nanatsu no Tsuki
22-12-2008, 21:57
....Awesome.

Hmm my winkle seems to have been struck by rigor mortis.

Oh gods, and when rigor mortis sets... the boing will be boing always!
Londim, you smexy beast!:D
Londim
22-12-2008, 21:58
Oh gods, and when rigor mortis sets... the boing will be boing always!
Londim, you smexy beast!:D

I know. I'm just that damn smexy.:fluffle:
Nanatsu no Tsuki
22-12-2008, 21:59
I know. I'm just that damn smexy.:fluffle:

Indeed you are. Smexy!:fluffle:
Gauntleted Fist
22-12-2008, 22:00
Then i'm even happier.

*Drains blood*No blood here, dude.
Vampire Knight Zero
22-12-2008, 22:00
Nanatsu has asked me to say goodnight to you all. As for me, I think i'm gonna retire to bed too - I gotta get up at 6am for work. Night! :D
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 22:01
Fuck yeah! Men on men action!! Woohoohoo!!!:hail:

*Points to my earlier post*
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 22:01
Nanatsu has asked me to say goodnight to you all. As for me, I think i'm gonna retire to bed too - I gotta get up at 6am for work. Night! :D

At 9? Come on.
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 22:02
Well this is indeed a strange turn of events considering I'm holding the mistletoe.

I took it off you and killed you with it, remember?
Christmahanikwanzikah
22-12-2008, 22:24
*wakes up in a haze*

What did I miss? Why am I covered in champagne, booze, cookies, pie, whipped cream, and why is this Twister dial near my... Right Hand Red...?

*moves hand*

And why do I lack clot... Oh, I see. Yeah, I'm cool with it.
Anti-Social Darwinism
22-12-2008, 22:28
*Pokes head out of large mysterious box, looks around at carnage.* What did I miss? Damn it, why am I always asleep when things get interesting? *Pouts. Finds a Blue Moon, chugs.*
Londim
22-12-2008, 22:28
I took it off you and killed you with it, remember?

Oh shit yeah!

*eats brains*
No Names Left Damn It
22-12-2008, 22:38
*Is confused*
Maineiacs
22-12-2008, 22:58
*Is confused*

Get used to that, around here.
Christmahanikwanzikah
22-12-2008, 23:11
Left hand genitalia!

>.>
<.<
Maineiacs
22-12-2008, 23:15
Left hand genitalia!

>.>
<.<

Never, EVER tell me what you meant by that.:p
Fartsniffage
22-12-2008, 23:19
I arrived late but I have this:

http://www.dallasliquormart.co.uk/images/Photos/louis-13.jpg
Anti-Social Darwinism
22-12-2008, 23:23
I arrived late but I have this:

http://www.dallasliquormart.co.uk/images/Photos/louis-13.jpg

*grabs. gives you a Blue Moon and a plate of deep fried artichoke hearts. Disappears into large mysterious box.*
Fartsniffage
22-12-2008, 23:30
*grabs. gives you a Blue Moon and a plate of deep fried artichoke hearts. Disappears into large mysterious box.*

*follows into the large mysterious box to reclaim bottle of Louis XIII. Shares the goodness with everybody*
Anti-Social Darwinism
22-12-2008, 23:34
*follows into the large mysterious box to reclaim bottle of Louis XIII. Shares the goodness with everybody*

*large mysterious box, as has been pointed out previously, is a portable hole. You can't find me. Leaves portable box. Closes it.* Ah Louis, it's just you and me.
Fartsniffage
22-12-2008, 23:36
*large mysterious box, as has been pointed out previously, is a portable hole. You can't find me. Leaves portable box. Closes it.* Ah Louis, it's just you and me.

Damn.

*sits in the corner weeping softly and sipping inferior congac*
Anti-Social Darwinism
22-12-2008, 23:38
Damn.

*sits in the corner weeping softly and sipping inferior congac*

Damn. I can't stand to see a grown, or possibly only partially grown, man cry. *Releases from box. Reluctantly gives only partially imbibed bottle back. Sobs once.*
Fartsniffage
22-12-2008, 23:42
Damn. I can't stand to see a grown, or possibly only partially grown, man cry. *Releases from box. Reluctantly gives only partially imbibed bottle back. Sobs once.*

*takes with tears of joy. finally understands the true meaning of Christmas, posession of a £1000 bottle of booze.*
Anti-Social Darwinism
22-12-2008, 23:43
*takes with tears of joy. finally understands the true meaning of Christmas, posession of a £1000 bottle of booze.*

*Crawls back into box and pouts.*
Fartsniffage
22-12-2008, 23:50
*Crawls back into box and pouts.*

*offers to share*
IL Ruffino
22-12-2008, 23:54
*claims 3/4ths of the bottle*
Fartsniffage
22-12-2008, 23:57
*claims 3/4ths of the bottle*

Bad Ruffy.

*mixes Ruffys' measure with coke in punishment*
IL Ruffino
23-12-2008, 00:01
I chugged it, you're too late.
Fartsniffage
23-12-2008, 00:03
I chugged it, you're too late.

You chugged Louis XIII????


Fucking savage.
Anti-Social Darwinism
23-12-2008, 00:12
*offers to share*

*Crawls out again, sniffling. Is abjectly grateful for the generosity. Glares at Ruffy and makes him drink diet coke. Holds another full bottle of Louis XIII out to Fartsniffage.* The large mysterious box is just full of wonderful things.
Fartsniffage
23-12-2008, 00:17
*Crawls out again, sniffling. Is abjectly grateful for the generosity. Glares at Ruffy and makes him drink diet coke. Holds another full bottle of Louis XIII out to Fartsniffage.* The large mysterious box is just full of wonderful things.

It's Christmas, no-one deserves diet coke despite any crimes against humanity they make have committed.

*is very grateful*
IL Ruffino
23-12-2008, 00:18
You chugged Louis XIII????


Fucking savage.

:) I actually swallowed the bottle and told you that I chugged it, so that I could "retrieve" the bottle later. Like right now! *runs into elevator, closes door*
Anti-Social Darwinism
23-12-2008, 00:18
It's Christmas, no-one deserves diet coke despite any crimes against humanity they make have committed.

*is very grateful*

*Waves hand of forgiveness at Ruffy. Offers Yuengling.*
IL Ruffino
23-12-2008, 00:23
*drinks that, too*
The Eternal Swarm
23-12-2008, 01:13
*stumbles out of another dimension*

Woah, what'd I miss?

*falls back into another dimension*
*takes random poster with him*
Anti-Social Darwinism
23-12-2008, 01:24
*putters around a large table filled with food - turkey, ham, roast beef, Yorkshire pudding, ambrosia, green bean casserole, cranberry sauce - and drink - egg nog, brandy, iced tea, Scotch, etc.*

This party is falling apart, we need to eat, drink, tell stories, sing songs and lay traps for Santa Claus.
Belschaft
23-12-2008, 01:27
Bah. This party deserves to fall apart. I mean I'm here - no self respecting party would let me in.
Anti-Social Darwinism
23-12-2008, 01:29
Bah. This party deserves to fall apart. I mean I'm here - no self respecting party would let me in.

*Stuffs in large mysterious box.*
Ardchoille
23-12-2008, 01:38
By the way, did you know this is all going out on CCTV? :D
Holy Cheese and Shoes
23-12-2008, 01:48
By the way, did you know this is all going out on CCTV? :D

*cackles evilly in CCTV control room while sipping a Pomerol '76 and stroking white cat*
Christmahanikwanzikah
23-12-2008, 01:51
Never, EVER tell me what you meant by that.:p

Right hand foot!

*continues playing naked Twister*
Anti-Social Darwinism
23-12-2008, 01:52
Right hand foot!

*continues playing naked Twister*

*Sips Blue Moon. Watches. Offers constructive advice.* You do know, don't you, that Ardchoille is televising this to a select audience?
Christmahanikwanzikah
23-12-2008, 01:55
*Sips Blue Moon. Watches. Offers constructive advice.* You do know, don't you, that Ardchoille is televising this to a select audience?

Eh. I figure that I'll be about as popular as Paris Hilton for a week...
The Eternal Swarm
23-12-2008, 03:57
This party is falling apart, we need to eat, drink, tell stories, sing songs and lay traps for Santa Claus.

Sorry, but I already caught him in an elf hunting expedition to the north pole.

I'm holding hostage until I get what I want, but so far all I'm being offered are lumps of coal in my stocking. I'm going to refer to Grinch's guide to torturing Santa clause to make progress.
Ardchoille
23-12-2008, 04:11
*Sips Blue Moon. Watches. Offers constructive advice.* You do know, don't you, that Ardchoille is televising this to a select audience?


We-e-ell, if you'd call the ModCave "select" ... :eek:
Minoriteeburg
23-12-2008, 05:38
I actually screamed with laughter at that one! *Runs to edit sig*

wow i definitely haven't been sigged twice in one day. that might be a new record!

You have become so uptight since you gave birth -_-

:confused:
...but i'm not giving birth until june.
Minoriteeburg
23-12-2008, 05:39
*claims 3/4ths of the bottle*

*chugs 1/2 the bottle beforehand*
Minoriteeburg
23-12-2008, 06:07
*Sips Blue Moon. Watches. Offers constructive advice.* You do know, don't you, that Ardchoille is televising this to a select audience?

got any blue moon for me? all i have is heineken...
Anti-Social Darwinism
23-12-2008, 06:15
got any blue moon for me? all i have is heineken...

*Hands over a couple of bottles.*
Christmahanikwanzikah
23-12-2008, 06:16
*begins to take advantage of the drunk*
Anti-Social Darwinism
23-12-2008, 06:17
*begins to take advantage of the drunk*

You're still playing naked Twister. I demand that you continue. I find it entertaining. *Threatens.*
Minoriteeburg
23-12-2008, 06:18
*Hands over a couple of bottles.*

Thanks. 'Tis the best beer.

*begins to take advantage of the drunk*

Get your hands off me. :tongue:
Christmahanikwanzikah
23-12-2008, 06:18
You're still playing naked Twister. I demand that you continue. I find it entertaining. *Threatens.*

It involves Naked Twister, yes...

Although, it's entirely possible that it's a... ahem, "variant" on the game.

>.>
Christmahanikwanzikah
23-12-2008, 06:19
Also, take advantage could also mean video record/take pictures of. For the lulz.

Nothing is better than watching yourself stumble to and fro...
Anti-Social Darwinism
23-12-2008, 06:20
Also, take advantage could also mean video record/take pictures of. For the lulz.

Nothing is better than watching yourself stumble to and fro...

You're already doing that for Ardchoille's select audience.
Christmahanikwanzikah
23-12-2008, 06:22
You're already doing that for Ardchoille's select audience.

I mean for my own enjoyment...

Unless we're getting copies of the whole event afterwards...
Anti-Social Darwinism
23-12-2008, 06:25
I mean for my own enjoyment...

Unless we're getting copies of the whole event afterwards...

Ask Archdoille. I sure something can be arranged.
Minoriteeburg
23-12-2008, 06:26
I mean for my own enjoyment...

Unless we're getting copies of the whole event afterwards...

Im going to sell them as blackmail to some posters.


...you know who you are.
Anti-Social Darwinism
23-12-2008, 06:27
Im going to sell them as blackmail to some posters.


...you know who you are.

How much do you want? *Dangles six bottles of Blue Moon in front of you.*
Minoriteeburg
23-12-2008, 06:33
How much do you want? *Dangles six bottles of Blue Moon in front of you.*

It's gonna take at least a keg for the stuff I got on you.
Anti-Social Darwinism
23-12-2008, 06:39
It's gonna take at least a keg for the stuff I got on you.

*Hands over two kegs.* Now shhh.
Minoriteeburg
23-12-2008, 06:42
*Hands over two kegs.* Now shhh.

Deal
*burns tape*

If i fall asleep with the tap in my mouth, just leave me there.
Anti-Social Darwinism
23-12-2008, 06:49
Deal
*burns tape*

If i fall asleep with the tap in my mouth, just leave me there.

*Waits until you pass out. Goes through pockets, backpacks, fanny packs and any other place you could store a tape. Finds other tapes and tosses them into the large mysterious box.* Hah!
Minoriteeburg
23-12-2008, 06:50
*Waits until you pass out. Goes through pockets, backpacks, fanny packs and any other place you could store a tape. Finds other tapes and tosses them into the large mysterious box.* Hah!


You lose, I'm still naked from twister.
Christmahanikwanzikah
23-12-2008, 06:54
You lose, I'm still naked from twister.

There are still two pockets to search... :wink:
Minoriteeburg
23-12-2008, 06:56
There are still two pockets to search... :wink:

I only keep drugs in one of those pockets.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
23-12-2008, 06:56
*wakes up*

So... what did I miss?
Anti-Social Darwinism
23-12-2008, 06:57
I only keep drugs in one of those pockets.

*Sells drugs.*
Minoriteeburg
23-12-2008, 06:57
*Sells drugs.*

umm...that wasn't drugs.
Anti-Social Darwinism
23-12-2008, 06:58
*wakes up*

So... what did I miss?

Nothing .... nothing. Nothing much.
Christmahanikwanzikah
23-12-2008, 06:58
*wakes up*

So... what did I miss?

Left Hand Genitalia and Right Hand Leg...

Oh, I mean booze, pies, and video taping. :D
Anti-Social Darwinism
23-12-2008, 06:58
umm...that wasn't drugs.

So, I still got money for it.
Minoriteeburg
23-12-2008, 06:59
*wakes up*

So... what did I miss?

just a bunch of nudity, and drunken absurdity.

the ususal.
Minoriteeburg
23-12-2008, 07:00
So, I still got money for it.

that's quite disturbing.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
23-12-2008, 07:03
just a bunch of nudity, and drunken absurdity.

the ususal.

Ah, nothing new. I'm going back to sleep then. Oyasumi!
Minoriteeburg
23-12-2008, 07:06
Ah, nothing new. I'm going back to sleep then. Oyasumi!

Come hang out you can watch all of the blackmail footage I have obtained while you were gone.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
23-12-2008, 07:08
Come hang out you can watch all of the blackmail footage I have obtained while you were gone.

Oh, goody. Let me go make some pop corn. This is gonna be good!:D
Minoriteeburg
23-12-2008, 07:09
Oh, goody. Let me go make some pop corn. This is gonna be good!:D

*sets up projector*
Nanatsu no Tsuki
23-12-2008, 07:11
*sets up projector*

*brings back pop corn and soda pop*
Minoriteeburg
23-12-2008, 07:14
*brings back pop corn and soda pop*

*presses play*

The first 20 minutes are Ruffy and his lighter of doom...the rest, well i just won't spoil the movie.
Anti-Social Darwinism
23-12-2008, 07:22
Come hang out you can watch all of the blackmail footage I have obtained while you were gone.

Hey, I gave you two, count 'em two, kegs of Blue Moon. You show anything about tubs full of champagne .... I mean...
Minoriteeburg
23-12-2008, 07:23
Hey, I gave you two, count 'em two, kegs of Blue Moon. You show anything about tubs full of champagne .... I mean...

Remember, I burned your tape.
Western Mercenary Unio
23-12-2008, 07:38
*sets up projector*

*Gets salt licorice*
Ardchoille
23-12-2008, 07:39
*Outside the venue, merrily decorates parked transportation with holly-bedecked traffic violations*

Hey, I've never written a ticket for an elephant before!
IL Ruffino
23-12-2008, 07:41
*Outside the venue, merrily decorates parked transportation with holly-bedecked traffic violations*

Hey, I've never written a ticket for an elephant before!

*presses panic button*
Minoriteeburg
23-12-2008, 07:41
*Gets salt licorice*

*gets bong*

now we're set.
Minoriteeburg
23-12-2008, 07:42
*presses panic button*

*pees on panic button*
Anti-Social Darwinism
23-12-2008, 09:06
*Outside the venue, merrily decorates parked transportation with holly-bedecked traffic violations*

Hey, I've never written a ticket for an elephant before!

*Is sitting outside the venue roasting marshmallows over a small fire in a small hibachi.* Want some s'mores?
Ardchoille
23-12-2008, 14:51
*Is sitting outside the venue roasting marshmallows over a small fire in a small hibachi.* Want some s'mores?

*nods stickily* Mmmyef, mmmfanx. *noms*

Any mmmchefnuts?
Minoriteeburg
23-12-2008, 16:20
*Is sitting outside the venue roasting marshmallows over a small fire in a small hibachi.* Want some s'mores?

*eats smores*

they make a great hangover cure.
IL Ruffino
23-12-2008, 19:22
*eats smores*

they make a great hangover cure.

Really?
Minoriteeburg
23-12-2008, 20:28
Really?

I think it's the sugar rush i get.
Anti-Social Darwinism
23-12-2008, 20:33
*nods stickily* Mmmyef, mmmfanx. *noms*

Any mmmchefnuts?

*Chews. Points at hibachi.* Chefnutf around the edgef. *slurps.*
Minoriteeburg
24-12-2008, 05:42
anyone want to play pin the tail on the spammer?
Anti-Social Darwinism
24-12-2008, 05:46
anyone want to play pin the tail on the spammer?

*Stuffs s'mores in your mouth.* Which spammer? *Pulls pins and donkey tails out of large mysterious box. Waves them meaningfully at Minoriteeburg's posterior.*
Minoriteeburg
24-12-2008, 05:51
*Stuffs s'mores in your mouth.* Which spammer? *Pulls pins and donkey tails out of large mysterious box. Waves them meaningfully at Minoriteeburg's posterior.*

*washes down smores with warm tequila*

that tasted like a babys diaper filled with indian food.
Anti-Social Darwinism
24-12-2008, 05:53
*washes down smores with warm tequila*

that tasted like a babys diaper filled with indian food.

The proper pairing is cold Bailey's not warm tequila.
Minoriteeburg
24-12-2008, 05:53
The proper pairing is cold Bailey's not warm tequila.

tequila is all i have.
Anti-Social Darwinism
24-12-2008, 05:54
tequila is all i have.

*Pulls cold Bailey's out of large mysterious box." Here.
Minoriteeburg
24-12-2008, 05:55
*Pulls cold Bailey's out of large mysterious box." Here.


what exactly is this large mysterious box you possess?
Anti-Social Darwinism
24-12-2008, 05:56
what exactly is this large mysterious box you possess?

Sort of like a portable hole.
Minoriteeburg
24-12-2008, 05:57
Sort of like a portable hole.

Where exactly did you get it?
Ardchoille
24-12-2008, 05:58
Where exactly did you get it?

It followed her home and she let herself keep it?

Nah, obviously, she bought it hole-sale.
Anti-Social Darwinism
24-12-2008, 05:58
Where exactly did you get it?

This is the internet, I made it up.
Anti-Social Darwinism
24-12-2008, 05:59
Wait, Ard's answer is better.
Minoriteeburg
24-12-2008, 06:05
It followed her home and she let herself keep it?

Nah, obviously, she bought it hole-sale.

she thought it was a good price, but it ended up putting a hole in her wallet.
Minoriteeburg
24-12-2008, 06:05
Wait, Ard's answer is better.

Indeed. :tongue:
Gravlen
24-12-2008, 14:27
Merry Christmas everybody :wink:
Johnny B Goode
24-12-2008, 18:19
Indeed.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-12-2008, 20:59
*presses play*

The first 20 minutes are Ruffy and his lighter of doom...the rest, well i just won't spoil the movie.

*munches on pop corn*
Holy, Kat is there dancing?! Ooooh, look at Fris, he's the one handing out drinks. And Ardchy's the one who spiked the punch. :eek:
Holy Cheese and Shoes
24-12-2008, 21:04
*munches on pop corn*
Holy, Kat is there dancing?! Ooooh, look at Fris, he's the one handing out drinks. And Ardchy's the one who spiked the punch. :eek:

With ketamine no less! I knew there had to be a reason why I was having more success with the girls.....

*dances with self, and pretty fractal kittens*
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-12-2008, 21:06
With ketamine no less! I knew there had to be a reason why I was having more success with the girls.....

*dances with self, and pretty fractal kittens*

Teh fractal kittens!! *dances with Holy Cheese and Shoes*
Anti-Social Darwinism
24-12-2008, 21:08
Teh fractal kittens!! *dances with Holy Cheese and Shoes*

*Records Nanatsu and Holy Cheese on Christmas camcorder for devious purposes.*
Vampire Knight Zero
24-12-2008, 21:10
Merry Christmas to all of you. I hope that the day brings you joy and laughter. :)
Holy Cheese and Shoes
24-12-2008, 21:10
Aaaack! I'm not used to the Fractal kittens Leading

*falls over*

*head a splodez*
Anti-Social Darwinism
24-12-2008, 21:11
Aaaack! I'm not used to the Fractal kittens Leading

*falls over*

*head a splodez*

*Zooms in for closeup.* Oooh, brainz.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-12-2008, 21:12
Aaaack! I'm not used to the Fractal kittens Leading

*falls over*

*head a splodez*

*stands in the mess and shrugs*

Cool special effects. Did you get it all, Anti-Social Darwinism?
Holy Cheese and Shoes
24-12-2008, 21:14
*Zooms in for closeup.* Oooh, brainz.

If you look closely you can see the kittens running out of my gooey brainy mess to pastures new

Nanatsu, you need a good wipe.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-12-2008, 21:16
If you look closely you can see the kittens running out of my gooey brainy mess to pastures new

Nanatsu, you need a good wipe.

Wipe me, baby. Wipe me.
Anti-Social Darwinism
24-12-2008, 21:16
*stands in the mess and shrugs*

Cool special effects. Did you get it all, Anti-Social Darwinism?

*Close up on Nanatsu. Pans back to get whole scene.* Yes, all of it. 50-50 split on the proceeds for the sale? *Nudges Holy Cheese with tip of toe.* The fractal kittens are cute.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-12-2008, 21:17
*Close up on Nanatsu. Pans back to get whole scene.* Yes, all of it. 50-50 split on the proceeds for the sale? *Nudges Holy Cheese with tip of toe.*

Good, 50-50's good. Distribution by Warner Bros. or by Spielberg?
Anti-Social Darwinism
24-12-2008, 21:18
Good, 50-50's good. Distribution by Warner Bros. or by Spielberg?

I think Spielberg will give us the best deal.
No Names Left Damn It
24-12-2008, 21:18
*Steals camera, blackmails*
Holy Cheese and Shoes
24-12-2008, 21:18
Wipe me, baby. Wipe me.

I'll wipe you to within an inch of your life. For the first time in your life, you'll know what clean really is.

Or at least I would, if my brain hadn't exploded on you already.

*Close up on Nanatsu. Pans back to get whole scene.* Yes, all of it. 50-50 split on the proceeds for the sale? *Nudges Holy Cheese with tip of toe.*

*twitches*

*mumbles something about a wet wipe*
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-12-2008, 21:19
I think Spielberg will give us the best deal.

*kicks Adunabar in the head, pins him to a wall and turns to ASD*
Good then. It's a deal, Anti-Social.:wink:
Anti-Social Darwinism
24-12-2008, 21:19
*Steals camera, blackmails*

You know that you're going into the large mysterious box, don't you? *Grabs camera, shoves into box and closes it.*
Anti-Social Darwinism
24-12-2008, 21:20
*kicks Adunabar in the head, pins him to a wall and turns to ASD*
Good then. It's a deal, Anti-Social.:wink:

My people will get in touch with your people to work out the details. Shake? *spits in palm of hand, extends it.*
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-12-2008, 21:20
I'll wipe you to within an inch of your life. For the first time in your life, you'll know what clean really is.

Or at least I would, if my brain hadn't exploded on you already.

Ooooh, that sounds lovely!! Wipe me!!!
Vampire Knight Zero
24-12-2008, 21:21
Ooooh, that sounds lovely!! Wipe me!!!

That sounds SO wrong... O.o
No Names Left Damn It
24-12-2008, 21:22
*Breaks free of box* Ahaha! I'm out! Into the light of day! *Takes of clothes*
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-12-2008, 21:22
My people will get in touch with your people to work out the details. Shake? *spits in palm of hand, extends it.*

*nods, spits in palm, extends it*
My people will be waiting for your people, then.
No Names Left Damn It
24-12-2008, 21:22
That sounds SO wrong... O.o

*Wipes Zero*
Anti-Social Darwinism
24-12-2008, 21:23
*Breaks free of box* Ahaha! I'm out! Into the light of day! *Takes of clothes*

My eyes! Aaaargh!
Holy Cheese and Shoes
24-12-2008, 21:24
Ooooh, that sounds lovely!! Wipe me!!!

Of all the twisted perversions, I never thought you would be into.... into cleanliness

You sick, sick, puppy.

I feel dirty just thinking about being clean.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-12-2008, 21:24
*Wipes Zero*

ASD!!! Quick! Record this one! Man on man nurturing!!:eek2:
No Names Left Damn It
24-12-2008, 21:24
Oh come on. We all know you wanna see it.
No Names Left Damn It
24-12-2008, 21:25
My eyes! Aaaargh!

Apply text of my previous comment to this as well.
Vampire Knight Zero
24-12-2008, 21:26
*Wipes Zero*

*Aieee!*
Anti-Social Darwinism
24-12-2008, 21:26
ASD!!! Quick! Record this one! Man on man nurturing!!:eek2:

Got it! Nothing like a little bromance.
No Names Left Damn It
24-12-2008, 21:26
*Aieee!*

You love it.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-12-2008, 21:27
Of all the twisted perversions, I never thought you would be into.... into cleanliness

You sick, sick, puppy.

I feel dirty just thinking about being clean.

Oh come now. You know you want to get me clean. You're dying to make me into a clean person.
Vampire Knight Zero
24-12-2008, 21:27
You love it.

You sick sick little moo cow...

...wipe harder. :D
No Names Left Damn It
24-12-2008, 21:28
You sick sick little moo cow...

...wipe harder. :D

Oh I will. *Wipes harder*

What are we actually wiping with?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-12-2008, 21:28
Got it! Nothing like a little bromance.

Oh man. This will also bring a lot of profit. Broke-back Mountain has nothong on this!
Vampire Knight Zero
24-12-2008, 21:28
Oh I will. *Wipes harder*

What are we actually wiping with?

Hopefully it's chocolate. :D
No Names Left Damn It
24-12-2008, 21:28
*Breaks Nanatsu's back*
No Names Left Damn It
24-12-2008, 21:29
Hopefully it's chocolate. :D

Or not.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-12-2008, 21:29
*Breaks Nanatsu's back*

*dies*

X.x
Anti-Social Darwinism
24-12-2008, 21:29
Oh man. This will also bring a lot of profit. Broke-back Mountain has nothong on this!

*Continues recording.* You missed a spot.
No Names Left Damn It
24-12-2008, 21:29
Oh my God! *Resurrects*
Vampire Knight Zero
24-12-2008, 21:30
*dies*

X.x

Nooooooooooo!
No Names Left Damn It
24-12-2008, 21:30
*Smashes that bloody camera, because it's getting on my nerves*
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-12-2008, 21:30
Oh my God! *Resurrects*

*comes back, breaks Adu-kun's back*

Beyotch!
No Names Left Damn It
24-12-2008, 21:30
Nooooooooooo!

Nanatsu can't die.
No Names Left Damn It
24-12-2008, 21:31
*comes back, breaks Adu-kun's back*

Beyotch!

*Has a spine of steel*
Anti-Social Darwinism
24-12-2008, 21:32
*Breaks Nanatsu's back*

*Records.* This party has surpassed all the previous ones. Naked Twister, champagne baths, orgies ...
No Names Left Damn It
24-12-2008, 21:32
*Records.* This party has surpassed all the previous ones. Naked Twister, champagne baths, orgies ...

*Points to above post, where the camera was duly smashed*
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-12-2008, 21:32
*Records.* This party has surpassed all the previous ones. Naked Twister, champagne baths, orgies ...

Indeed it has. If it's like this every year, NSG is tha bomb, yo!
Anti-Social Darwinism
24-12-2008, 21:33
*Points to above post, where the camera was duly smashed*

I always have a back up. Or two. Or three. Or more.
No Names Left Damn It
24-12-2008, 21:34
Indeed it has.

How can you comment if you've only been here since February?
Holy Cheese and Shoes
24-12-2008, 21:34
Oh come now. You know you want to get me clean. You're dying to make me into a clean person.

It would require wire wool and significant scouring. I might need to get a friend to help.

Be a darling and pass me my Hippocampus would you? It's on the mantlepiece by the "Jesus' life in Cats" china plate.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-12-2008, 21:35
I always have a back up. Or two. Or three. Or more.

Indeed. Besides, there's a lot of money here.
Vampire Knight Zero
24-12-2008, 21:35
*Holds up Mistletoe*

Who wants a kiss?
No Names Left Damn It
24-12-2008, 21:35
I always have a back up. Or two. Or three. Or more.

*Accuses ASD of GMing*
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-12-2008, 21:35
How can you comment if you've only been here since February?

Did you read my entire post, Brit?
No Names Left Damn It
24-12-2008, 21:36
*Holds up Mistletoe*

Who wants a kiss?

Me.

*Kisses passionately*
No Names Left Damn It
24-12-2008, 21:36
Did you read my entire post, Brit?

I did, Iberian. However, you said indeed it has. Surely you don't know?
Vampire Knight Zero
24-12-2008, 21:36
Me.

*Kisses passionately*

mmmm!

Merry Christmas Adu-San!

*Uses his tongue*
Anti-Social Darwinism
24-12-2008, 21:36
*Accuses ASD of GMing*

I resemble that incineration.
No Names Left Damn It
24-12-2008, 21:37
I resemble that incineration.

...Who?
Holy Cheese and Shoes
24-12-2008, 21:37
Me.

*Kisses passionately*

*gets in line*

don't mind the dripping brains, it's because I'm turned on.
Anti-Social Darwinism
24-12-2008, 21:37
Me.

*Kisses passionately*

*joins*
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-12-2008, 21:37
It would require wire wool and significant scouring. I might need to get a friend to help.

Be a darling and pass me my Hippocampus would you? It's on the mantlepiece by the "Jesus' life in Cats" china plate.

Sure.
*passes HCAS the Hippocampus and a glass of port*
That china really brings the pink mantelpiece to life, don't you think?
No Names Left Damn It
24-12-2008, 21:37
mmmm!

Merry Christmas Adu-San!

*Uses his tongue*

We were already using tongues.
Vampire Knight Zero
24-12-2008, 21:38
*gets in line*

don't mind the dripping brains, it's because i'm turned on.

*joins*

orgy!
No Names Left Damn It
24-12-2008, 21:38
*joins*

*Kicks out* Men only.
No Names Left Damn It
24-12-2008, 21:38
Also please bear in mind that I'm still naked.
Anti-Social Darwinism
24-12-2008, 21:39
*Kicks out* Men only.

Sexist! and probably agist, too.
Holy Cheese and Shoes
24-12-2008, 21:39
Sure.
*passes HCAS the Hippocampus and a glass of port*
That china really brings the pink mantelpiece to life, don't you think?

*puts glass of port in ruined skull, drinks hippocampus*

Damn, I always do that!
Anti-Social Darwinism
24-12-2008, 21:39
Also please bear in mind that I'm still naked.

When did that become an issue?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
24-12-2008, 21:40
I did, Iberian. However, you said indeed it has. Surely you don't know?

I was responding to the fact that ASD said the party was a smash. I thought so too, regardless of this being my first Christmas bash or not, on NSG, and that if it's like this every year, NSG is a blast. You surely know what reading-comprehension is, right? Brit.