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Gather around kiddies because it's time to start the 4th NSG Annual Office Party. The bar is endless and free. The part won't end until 1 January, 2009 or when we're all too hungover.


Love,
NK

EDIT: You must bring at least one X-mas present for at least one person.

OR NO ALCOHOL!

ha first post! I'd like to say...go British economy yeah!

It's Christmas already?? :eek2:

Shit, I need to get presents!!

Oh, and it is indeed the fourth office party ;)

*insert obligatory donkey reference*

'Ello. Time to make half my posts for the year in a period of two weeks. :p

*raids bar*

*insert obligatory donkey reference*

'Ello. Time to make half my posts for the year in a period of two weeks. :p

*raids bar*

That brought a smile to my face.

*sits in corner with a bottle of tequila*

Ahh this thing. I remember these. :)

-has sparkling grape juice, and chocolates-

I'll bring the egg nog!

*sits in corner with a bottle of tequila*

I love your avvy :D

I love your avvy :D

It seemed appropriate for me.:D

I'll bring the egg nog!

NOG!! :eek2:

*Chants*
Nog nog nog nog nog nog...

So who bought me a present this year?

BTW, I brought this as sort of a gift for everyone...

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6452/leglampwq0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I brought everyone a present: getting to watch me walk in.

I also vaguely remember bears. And a trampoline. Possibly a giraffe, and someone getting their 'assets' check out in the janitor's closet.

*Arrives* I bring this vial of blood. :)

*Looks for victims*

I brought some nice paella for all Generalites, this being my first X-mas on NSG.
http://images.voiaganto.it/spagna/comunita-valenciana/valencia/recensione-paella-valenciana-valencia-P11050PZ.jpg

*sips on her bottle of absinthe*

I brought some nice paella for all Generalites, this being my first X-mas on NSG.
http://images.voiaganto.it/spagna/comunita-valenciana/valencia/recensione-paella-valenciana-valencia-P11050PZ.jpg

*sips on her bottle of absinthe*

Paella? Have I ever told you that you're my favorite person? :D:hail:

Ah, I see the great Neo-K has returned to grace us with his presents again.

Oh, I make my sides hurt.

Paella? Have I ever told you that you're my favorite person? :D:hail:

Nope, but it's ok. You're awesome too.
Now, I do need to put some avocado slices on the side and bring in the warm, baguette.

For the ladies, I bought this lovely blood necklace. :D

http://www.vampfangs.com/v/vspfiles/photos/BVFANG-2T.jpg

For the ladies, I bought this lovely blood necklace. :D

http://www.vampfangs.com/v/vspfiles/photos/BVFANG-2T.jpg

Slight jack.
Are you Billy Bob Thornton?:eek2:

Slight jack.
Are you Billy Bob Thornton?:eek2:

Nope. I'm Kiryu Zero. :)

I brought monopoly!

any gash here yet?

An interwebs party? Let's get our tits out and the facebook drinks flowing!

http://www.bennadel.com/resources/uploads/open_tits_close_tits.jpg

an interwebs party? Let's get our tits out and the facebook drinks flowing!

http://www.bennadel.com/resources/uploads/open_tits_close_tits.jpg

The tank top is sloppin' over with win...among other things.

Arrives and slips on the Derek & Clive cd :-)

win.

Agreed. :D

*Arrives* I bring this vial of blood. :)

*Looks for victims*

*Steaks*

*Steaks*

Oh, yes please. I'll have it medium rare. :D

Oh, yes please. I'll have it medium rare. :D

I think Gravlen just staked you, through the heart, blood-sucker style.:p

I bring an SATB choir of twelve to sing Riu Riu Chiu in honor of Nanatsu.

Unless you don't dig the 16th century hits by legendary composer Anonymous.

I bring an SATB choir of twelve to sing Riu Riu Chiu in honor of Nanatsu.

Unless you don't dig the 16th century hits by legendary composer Anonymous.

If you're in charge of the music, babe, I'll dig anything.:D

I think Gravlen just staked you, through the heart, blood-sucker style.:p

I know - it was a joke. :D

*Slaps on some music* (http://www.imeem.com/people/eVIpd5h/music/XIdeSiQZ/scatman_john_su_su_su_super_kirei/)

My music's better. :D

The tank top is sloppin' over with win...among other things.

I'd be more concerned about whats poking out the right side of her panties:p

(it seems no bird like that would be smiling at me if she doesn't have a spider trying to escape her Netherlands)

The party isn't complete without the following stereotypes:

The drug dealer:
https://www.keepachildalivestore.org/uploads/english/images/drug-dealer-tanklg.jpg

The coked out chick:
link removed

Pedo bear:
link removed

This guy:
http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v128/64/13/773403142/n773403142_155405_7312.jpg

And the following items:
http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/05/what_things_cost/image/moet.jpg
http://www.theword.org.nz/SITE_Default/SITE_fpanz/SITE_need_help_now/x-images/6293.jpg
http://www.arenaflowers.com/product_image/large/1253-smirnoff_premium_vodka.jpg

The party isn't complete without the following stereotypes:

The drug dealer:
https://www.keepachildalivestore.org/uploads/english/images/drug-dealer-tanklg.jpg

The coked out chick:

Pedo bear:

This guy:
http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v128/64/13/773403142/n773403142_155405_7312.jpg

And the following items:
http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/05/what_things_cost/image/moet.jpg
http://www.theword.org.nz/SITE_Default/SITE_fpanz/SITE_need_help_now/x-images/6293.jpg
http://www.arenaflowers.com/product_image/large/1253-smirnoff_premium_vodka.jpg

Amor, woman, you win!:hail:

If you're in charge of the music, babe, I'll dig anything.:D

I brought some.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ9LvqUAjxk&feature=channel_page
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lazdg-eqmQ&feature=channel_page
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXQDWuitMZc&feature=channel_page
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWpND8GhBuU&feature=channel_page
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6jeQUbovjI&feature=channel_page
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyh0dhCekt0&feature=channel_page

*Slaps on some music* (http://www.imeem.com/people/eVIpd5h/music/XIdeSiQZ/scatman_john_su_su_su_super_kirei/)

My music's better. :D

You, you are official party DJ.

*Slaps on some music* (http://www.imeem.com/people/eVIpd5h/music/XIdeSiQZ/scatman_john_su_su_su_super_kirei/)

My music's better. :D

I'd tell you to "suck it", but I get the impression you'd enjoy that.

I also bring my homemade cinnamon chocky-chip cookie bars and a big ol' bag of Pizza Rolls.

The party isn't complete without the following stereotypes:

The drug dealer:
https://www.keepachildalivestore.org/uploads/english/images/drug-dealer-tanklg.jpg

The coked out chick:

Pedo bear:

This guy:
http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v128/64/13/773403142/n773403142_155405_7312.jpg

And the following items:
http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/05/what_things_cost/image/moet.jpg
http://www.theword.org.nz/SITE_Default/SITE_fpanz/SITE_need_help_now/x-images/6293.jpg
http://www.arenaflowers.com/product_image/large/1253-smirnoff_premium_vodka.jpg


The second pic you post is NSFW, also, the third one links to a place called pornlandia.net... Probably not wise. I would change those if I were you.

*Slaps on some music* (http://www.imeem.com/people/eVIpd5h/music/XIdeSiQZ/scatman_john_su_su_su_super_kirei/)

My music's better. :D

Counter-slap (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aco9gvo1K-o).

No it isn't.

Counter-slap (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aco9gvo1K-o).

No it isn't.

Neither of you has any taste in music, damn kids with your noise! *shakes cane*

The second pic you post is NSFW, also, the third one links to a place called pornlandia.net... Probably not wise. I would change those if I were you.

Party pooper. (Links Removed)

MODEDIT: Also removed from posts that quote you. Grrrr!

I'll bring some nice Christmas Borscht for all of you... (Pay no attention to the fact that it's the same soup I used for the mod thanksgiving thread... we eat this at just about every holiday with my family)

http://kaczmarskyj.com/images/family_recipe_images/borscht.jpg

And, as an alternative to the aforementioned Smirnoff,

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/7169/stolichnayayv5.jpg

Some Russian Vodka that was actually produced in Russia

I bring an SATB choir of twelve to sing Riu Riu Chiu in honor of Nanatsu.

Unless you don't dig the 16th century hits by legendary composer Anonymous.

*makes Intangelon's choir switch to other old Christmas songs after the 47th verse or so*

(Seriously, I like the song, but how many freaking verses does the damn thing have?!)

Neither of you has any taste in music, damn kids with your noise! *shakes cane*

I was merely trying to respond in a similar genre. Perhaps this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6Kf545Kg4s) would be more to your liking.

*makes Intangelon's choir switch to other old Christmas songs after the 47th verse or so*

(Seriously, I like the song, but how many freaking verses does the damn thing have?!)

It's a passion play written as a song, what do you want, brevity? If you'd like, my dear, we can sing a lovely version of Ave Maria (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctQFWwK1yF4) by Rachmaninov.

Mixed response to my music? Oh well. :(

And, as an alternative to the aforementioned Smirnoff,

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/7169/stolichnayayv5.jpg

Some Russian Vodka that was actually produced in Russia

Stoli FTW

Ah, I see the great Neo-K has returned to grace us with his presents again.

Oh, I make my sides hurt.

*builds fort*

*attacks TSI*

Yes...the Michigan/Boston rivalry continues.

It's a passion play written as a song, what do you want, brevity?

Yes. Especially since I don't speak Spanish, so I had a heck of a time keeping all those stupid verses in order. :p

I'm going home for the holidays tomorrow afternoon, so I doubt you'll see much of me early on at this thread. Therefore, I will pop in now and say hello, then disappear, only to return somewhere around the 30th and proceed to dance around like an imbecile to Electric Six's "I'm the Bomb" while lip synching for the ladies.

Yes. Especially since I don't speak Spanish, so I had a heck of a time keeping all those stupid verses in order. :p

Go back to that post. The vodka made me add a Russian piece.

<snip>
From unfortunate personal experience, I can tell all that copious amounts of borscht and Stoli make you spew what looks convincingly like blood.

Worrysome.

If you'd like, my dear, we can sing a lovely version of Ave Maria (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctQFWwK1yF4) by Rachmaninov.

Without following the link, I'm assuming that's Bogoroditse Devo from his Vespers? Because if so, HELLS YEAH. I adore that piece.

Alternatively, if you want to stick with Spanish Renaissance Christmas music, the choir could just do Victoria's O Magnum Mysterium. (Heck, the choir could sing nothing BUT settings of O Magnum Mysterium and not run out of good music for an hour... :tongue: )

I'll bring cookies and pizzelles!

http://janconnair.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/cookietray2006.jpg

http://www.dominicsdesserts.com/images/uploads/PizelleWS001862.jpg

Alternatively, if you want to stick with Spanish Renaissance Christmas music, the choir could just do Victoria's O Magnum Mysterium. (Heck, the choir could sing nothing BUT settings of O Magnum Mysterium and not run out of good music for an hour... :tongue: )

O Magnum P.I. Mysterium?

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e115/gracejulia/photos/obligatorypartydress.png

For food, I bring Roasted Potatoes and Parsnips... *Drool*

http://www.channel4.com/food/images/mb/Channel4/4Food/recipes/delicious/631_3.jpg

O Magnum P.I. Mysterium?

Hmmm...

O great mystery and wonderful sacrament, that people should see Tom Selleck wandering around Hawaii!

Nah, just doesn't have quite the same ring to it. :tongue:

*appears from sewer grate with a stick*
Ha! Humanity one, mole men zero! *closes grate*
Hello kids. Uh, presents, presents... Hang on. *dives down grate* *19th century battle noises* *appears on a galleon* Here y'are. It's staffed by mole-people.

For food, I bring Roasted Potatoes and Parsnips... *Drool*

http://www.channel4.com/food/images/mb/Channel4/4Food/recipes/delicious/631_3.jpg

Gluten free and vegetarian = WIN.

Gluten free and vegetarian = WIN.

And they're so yummy. :)

And they're so yummy. :)

I thought vampires didn't eat such things, or so Twighlight tells me.

I thought vampires didn't eat such things, or so Twighlight tells me.

Meh, we don't need to eat, but we still can. :)

From unfortunate personal experience, I can tell all that copious amounts of borscht and Stoli make you spew what looks convincingly like blood.

Worrysome.

Never seen that particular occurrence, but I have seen many a non-russian friend of mine have serious... stomach troubles... while partying with Russians.

*Wanders in.* Oooh, a party. *Pulls in large mysterious box.* You can't open it until the Solstice. *Grabs a Blue Moon and deep fried artichoke hearts, finds a comfortable chair and settles in. Slaps the hand of the first person to try to peek in the box.*

I brought a magic act so we can all be entertained!



http://www.b12partners.net/mt/images/Conjuring_Today.jpg

This is the worst party ever.

No one's talking to me.

You're ruining my buzz.

For everyone, I bring sexy back...

*drinks beer*

I bring you a gift of socialist magic!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mizLpTjY-Y

The brandy will come later

I bring a Yule log in celebration of this Yule season!

http://www.gardenspirit.net/graphics/yule_log.jpg

I'm waiting for the NSer who brings in a bottle of vodka (or gin or white rum - anything clear and water-like) only to 'accidently' drop it on the floor, breaking it. Then proceed to drink everyone else's booze...

Any bets for who would do this?

I bring a Yule log in celebration of this Yule season!

http://www.gardenspirit.net/graphics/yule_log.jpg

*Attempts to light candles. Trips, lights log instead.*

I don't have much money for presents, but I have enough cheap whiskey to get all of us shitfaced.....

*Wanders in.* Oooh, a party. *Pulls in large mysterious box.* You can't open it until the Solstice. *Grabs a Blue Moon and deep fried artichoke hearts, finds a comfortable chair and settles in. Slaps the hand of the first person to try to peek in the box.*

*Attempts to light candles. Trips, lights log instead.*
*takes momentary distraction to peek in box*

*slinks back into cubicle fort

http://www.auchancalais.com/upload/articles/11304/Nutella.jpg

http://www.auchancalais.com/upload/articles/11304/Nutella.jpg

Munchies, much? ;)

http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/business/consuminginterests/blog/doritos.jpg

don't have money for a "real" present so i brought some treats. i think its acceptable, especially for a party :)

*trundles all photocopiers off into lockable storeroom*

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa, party!

(Runs around like a maniac)

*hands around a huge plate of hand-dipped chocolate covered strawberries and champagne.*

*takes momentary distraction to peek in box*

*slinks back into cubicle fort

*Slaps hand.* Just for that you don't get any.

*trundles all photocopiers off into lockable storeroom*

You forgot the scanners

*scans ass*

You forgot the scanners

*scans ass*

just bend over and snap a pic with your cellphone. :p

You forgot the scanners

*scans ass*

*Does mass mailing of Trotsky's ass scan to various church leaders and Republicans.*

*hands around a huge plate of hand-dipped chocolate covered strawberries and champagne.*

*snatches entire plate, runs off into bathroom, locks door, scoffs the lot then feels real nauseous and spends the rest of the night with faced pressed up against the bathtub trying not to spew*

*...stares* *...some more*
*...still staring* *...hours later/still staring*
Damn.

You forgot the scanners

*scans ass*

Curses, foiled again!

I shall not forget this, Trotskylvania! BWAHAHAAAAAHHHH!

*steps into Acme Time/Space Transporter. Disappears.*

*strips naked and starts conversing with other people at the office party, making several motions with his hips*

I am shocked/confused/awed by the...creativity of some of the posters on NSG. Keep it up, guys and gals.

I'm bringing the chex mix, you can't have a party without chex mix!

Where's the Karaoke? (I hope there isn't any)

Curses, foiled again!

I shall not forget this, Trotskylvania! BWAHAHAAAAAHHHH!

*steps into Acme Time/Space Transporter. Disappears.*

*Unplugs Transporter.*

I'm waiting for the NSer who brings in a bottle of vodka (or gin or white rum - anything clear and water-like) only to 'accidently' drop it on the floor, breaking it. Then proceed to drink everyone else's booze...

Any bets for who would do this?

What kind of hickville do you live in where people do this?

*strips naked and starts conversing with other people at the office party, making several motions with his hips*

Wilgrove knows how to party.


Where's the Karaoke? (I hope there isn't any)

Karaoke is awesome.

*Unplugs Transporter.*

But ... but ... the Transporter doesn't have a plug!

Anti-Social Darwinism, what have you done?

<_<

>_>

Is anyone looking a bit ... disconnected?

Ah, mod presents...sorry, presence...wait, and presents. *confused*

There are only two ways this can go now...the way it traditionally goes, and ends up being locked as spam, or with the mods giving us a guiding hand every now and then and a safe and happy party is had by all.

Or the third option - we get the mods drunk and coerce them into using their poweres for evil. I like that one.

Pinata! (http://blogs.edweek.org/edweek/eduwonkette/upload/2008/04/burro_donkey_pinata.jpg)
Who wants to be the first to smack El Burro's ass?

But ... but ... the Transporter doesn't have a plug!

Anti-Social Darwinism, what have you done?

<_<

>_>

Is anyone looking a bit ... disconnected?

Mwah-hah-hah.

*Opens large mysterious box.*

Mwah-hah-hah.

*Opens large mysterious box.*

*pops out of large mysterious box*

I bet you weren't expecting me to come out of Pandora's box :p

*pops out of large mysterious box*

I bet you weren't expecting me to come out of Pandora's box :p

*Tries to think of bad joke about hope and troubles. Fails. Whacks Trotsky upside the head.*

*Brings Andaras*

I brought a magic act so we can all be entertained!



http://www.b12partners.net/mt/images/Conjuring_Today.jpg

Ah, from the Yuri Geller Institute for Advanced Spoon Bending. Nice.

Alternatively, if you want to stick with Spanish Renaissance Christmas music, the choir could just do Victoria's O Magnum Mysterium. (Heck, the choir could sing nothing BUT settings of O Magnum Mysterium and not run out of good music for an hour... :tongue: )

I think I'm in love.

Without following the link, I'm assuming that's Bogoroditse Devo from his Vespers? Because if so, HELLS YEAH. I adore that piece.

I. Am. In. Love. Of course, the Vespers. Complete with the addition of the lower octave in the bass at the end of the first six-four bar ("ya - - - ko spa - - "). Either that or the recent Franz Biebl are, for my money, the best Ave Marias for choirs out there.

*hands around a huge plate of hand-dipped chocolate covered strawberries and champagne.*

Oh! How lovely! Thank y--

*snatches entire plate, runs off into bathroom, locks door, scoffs the lot then feels real nauseous and spends the rest of the night with faced pressed up against the bathtub trying not to spew*

[Robot Chicken] Dammit, dammit, dammit! [/Robot Chicken]

But ... but ... the Transporter doesn't have a plug!

Anti-Social Darwinism, what have you done?

<_<

>_>

Is anyone looking a bit ... disconnected?

I teleported home one night
With Rod and Sid and Meg
Rod stole Meggie's heart away
But I got Sidney's leg

*pops out of large mysterious box*

I bet you weren't expecting me to come out of Pandora's box :p

Must...resist...obvious...joke....

*Brings Andaras*

Ah, so it's a Communist Party, then?

*Tries to think of bad joke about hope and troubles. Fails. Whacks Trotsky upside the head.*

Just as long as it isn't an ice axe, I think we'll be cool

*Brings Andaras*

I miss him sometimes. He always made me feel vindicated whilst removing the ice axe from my head.

Must...resist...obvious...joke....

Resistance is futile.

Resistance is futile.

Well then, I won't Borg you with the details.

Oh yes I will:

http://www.hablemosdetenis.com/media/2/20070826-bjorn_borg.jpg

WE SHALL ADD YOUR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN.

Well then, I won't Borg you with the details.

Oh yes I will:

http://www.hablemosdetenis.com/media/2/20070826-bjorn_borg.jpg

WE SHALL ADD YOUR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN.

You brought hot pants to the party!

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/03/Communism_Is_A_Party.jpg

Yeeess!

Hey, guys, We are invited to a party, lets party like its november...october...eh, nevermind.

You brought hot pants to the party!

Bet your sweet, sarcastic ass I did.

Incidentally, have I mentioned yet that our periodic disagreements actually endear you to me? 'Cause they do. The disagreements are honest, but the verbal fencing is just plain hawt.

Well then, I won't Borg you with the details.

Oh yes I will:

WE SHALL ADD YOUR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN.

You've got quit the schmorgasborg there

You've got quit the schmorgasborg there

Complete with hot pants and fuzzy balls.

You've got quit the schmorgasborg there

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/8079/facepalmpl3.png (http://imageshack.us)

Bet your sweet, sarcastic ass I did.

Incidentally, have I mentioned yet that our periodic disagreements actually endear you to me? 'Cause they do. The disagreements are honest, but the verbal fencing is just plain hawt.

;).

I'm bringing the chex mix, you can't have a party without chex mix!

Where's the Karaoke? (I hope there isn't any)

But, I bring.. Guitar Hero! Witness the funniness of trying to play it while drunk!

But, I bring.. Guitar Hero! Witness the funniness of trying to play it while drunk!

Intoxicated Guitar Hero ends with one guy getting really into it, then getting annoyed, then getting macho and deciding to spend the rest of the night bettering himself well after everyone else is over it.

Intoxicated Guitar Hero ends with one guy getting really into it, then getting annoyed, then getting macho and deciding to spend the rest of the night bettering himself well after everyone else is over it.

Non-intoxicated for me and my friends, usually goes all of us playing for a while, then one guy goes to the computer while the rest stay there playing it.

Non-intoxicated for me and my friends, usually goes all of us playing for a while, then one guy goes to the computer while the rest stay there playing it.

Don't let this party turn it to that.

Don't let this party turn it to that.

Oh I won't be playing for example Audiosurf.

Nope. I'm Kiryu Zero. :)

This posts confuses and dismays me. Me with no calories?

This posts confuses and dismays me. Me with no calories?

Oh no, dismay?

Dismay at a party?

We all know this will somehow end in getting drunk and crying into someone's lap. Way to ruin the party when Intangelon and I are finally getting along.

Mandatory Irregular Webcomic! reference:

I'm the head of a multiverse-spanning supernatural organisation. I can use whatever third-person pronoun I like.

I need food! *orders Pizza and alcohol*

I also need the alcohol. One question...Was the office ever cleaned up after last years party?

Oh crap I'm late to this party.

*Starts grabbing food and drink and consumes it*

Right let's get this party started.

I brought some nice paella for all Generalites, this being my first X-mas on NSG.
http://images.voiaganto.it/spagna/comunita-valenciana/valencia/recensione-paella-valenciana-valencia-P11050PZ.jpg

*drools*

*sips on her bottle of absinthe*

*Slides up*

So how you doing?

*trundles all photocopiers off into lockable storeroom*

Now, why have you got to ruin our fun? :tongue:

*hands around a huge plate of hand-dipped chocolate covered strawberries and champagne.*

Yay, I can always rely on you Kat to bring these. :)

*drools*



*Slides up*

So how you doing?

http://www.mobilewhack.com/images/panasonic_vdr_d400_dvd_video_camera.jpg

*Films*

Took long enough.

*graces thread with presence*
*leaves icky new generation of spammers to be all sucky together*

Let's get some music pumping

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2hzVV2Nwfs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hHsYOLETqE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1ufW2INWmM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhgcl8rqIUE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1adiEEhgcY&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06VcfoBDW54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06VcfoBDW54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5LW07FTJbI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEBHLjc4DQA

That should do for now

*starts dancing*

Took long enough.

*graces thread with presence*
*leaves icky new generation of spammers to be all sucky together*

Show the new generation how it's done.

But be warned the wise man knows that the old must give way to the new.

One question...Was the office ever cleaned up after last years party?

*wakes up from last years party*

No.

*heads to bar*

I. Am. In. Love. Of course, the Vespers. Complete with the addition of the lower octave in the bass at the end of the first six-four bar ("ya - - - ko spa - - "). Either that or the recent Franz Biebl are, for my money, the best Ave Marias for choirs out there.


I was first!

*wakes up from last years party*

No.

*heads to bar*

Oh shit...I distinctly remember bears at last years party.

*finds hunting rifle*

It's time to send the 3 bears back home...

I don't have much money for presents, but I have enough cheap whiskey to get all of us shitfaced.....

I can do that for free! Who wants to join me?

I am shocked/confused/awed by the...creativity of some of the posters on NSG. Keep it up, guys and gals.

Ah, you're a newbie. Still, you'll learn.

Back in the day we used to have Paradise Club --- I think it went through 10 incarnations at least? Tens of thousands of posts. Ah, those were the days.

I'm in! As shitfaced as I can get, I'll get.

/gets Chicago and the Gipsy Kings' joint cover of "Sing Sing Sing" playing

watch where you're walking. never know what you'll step in at this place...

*wanders quickly into the party*

*wanders even quicker out again*

*Wanders in general*

I think I'm in love.


I. Am. In. Love. Of course, the Vespers. Complete with the addition of the lower octave in the bass at the end of the first six-four bar ("ya - - - ko spa - - "). Either that or the recent Franz Biebl are, for my money, the best Ave Marias for choirs out there.


My taste in classical music brings all the boys to the yard. :tongue:

I was first!

Technically speaking, no you were not. I am a female on the internet, after all. ;)

My taste in classical music brings all the boys to the yard. :tongue:



Technically speaking, no you were not. I am a female on the internet, after all. ;)

Oh no you're not!

Anyway, who wants to get wasted with me? Very cheap, very fast.

Follow along, please. Stand up. Put your arm in the air above your head. Look at your hand. Spin around 12 times. Then put your arms round someone standing near you, and sing with me


The glass is full, drink up, drink up
This may be the last time we see this cup
If God wanted us sober
He'd knock the glass over
So while it is full we drink up, drink up!

Oh no, dismay?

Dismay at a party?

We all know this will somehow end in getting drunk and crying into someone's lap. Way to ruin the party when Intangelon and I are finally getting along.

I was more thinking that there would be something to do with cubicle forts and whatnot, if that is permissible.

*hands around a huge plate of hand-dipped chocolate covered strawberries and champagne.*

*devours ravenously*

*wanders quickly into the party*

*wanders even quicker out again*

*Wanders in general*

*Wonders while I wander*

*Wakes up.* Is the party still going on? Good. *Goes back to sleep.*

*Wanders in, bringing some rum, and also a keg.*
Woo!

I'm bringing the chex mix, you can't have a party without chex mix!

Where's the Karaoke? (I hope there isn't any)

Yeah, karaoke!
*Steps up, sings "(Don't Fear) The Reaper"*

*finishes singing, drinks some more*

*Wanders in, bringing some rum, and also a keg.*
Woo!



Yeah, karaoke!
*Steps up, sings "(Don't Fear) The Reaper"*

*finishes singing, drinks some more*


*fires hunting rifle in direction of Pirated Corsairs*

Crap...I thought you were one of the escaped bears with all that noise you were making.

*fires hunting rifle in direction of Pirated Corsairs*

Crap...I thought you were one of the escaped bears with all that noise you were making.

I'm not a bear at all. No...

*looks shiftily around*

*Wanders in, bringing some rum, and also a keg.*
Woo!



Yeah, karaoke!
*Steps up, sings "(Don't Fear) The Reaper"*

*finishes singing, drinks some more*

Might wanna practice your singing.

I'm not a bear at all. No...

*looks shiftily around*

Wait a minute. Is that a claw protruding from that suspicious looking human costume?

Wait a minute. Is that a claw protruding from that suspicious looking human costume?

*cocks Remongton 700*

*Enters, fashionably late around the 10th page*

>>; *drifts toward the food*

Wait a minute. Is that a claw protruding from that suspicious looking human costume?

*cocks Remongton 700*

*Looks around, making sure nobody is watching*

*mauls*

*Looks around, making sure nobody is watching*

*mauls*

*Starts to fire frantically while looking for a full-auto weapon.*

Oh no, dismay?

Dismay at a party?

We all know this will somehow end in getting drunk and crying into someone's lap. Way to ruin the party when Intangelon and I are finally getting along.

It's okay, we don't have to get along completely. Angry sex is the best kind.

I was first!

That may be so, but has she reached deep into the well of your profession to pull out a couple of gems? Actually, it wouldn't surprise me if she had. She's cool like dat.

*Looks around, making sure nobody is watching*

*mauls*

This was supposed to be a party! A party!

*Starts to fire frantically while looking for a full-auto weapon.*

You homo sapiens and your guns

Ah, you're a newbie. Still, you'll learn....'Til then...
http://bgsa.botany.ubc.ca/Images/Newbie.gif
Right? :) :p

...'Til then...
http://bgsa.botany.ubc.ca/Images/Newbie.gif
Right? :) :p

*produces a small black box, featureless save for a big red button labelled "Danger"*

Right!

Just remember, people...!
The FBI is everywhere!
<.<
>.>
http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q143/stellar1780_ac/The_Fbi.jpg

Took long enough.

*graces thread with presence*
*leaves icky new generation of spammers to be all sucky together*

You could drink to forget ;)

watch where you're walking. never know what you'll step in at this place...

*Steps in Utracia*

*Wakes up.* Is the party still going on? Good. *Goes back to sleep.*

First one asleep gets pranked.

*Use masking tape to stick ASD to the wall*

Pinata! (http://blogs.edweek.org/edweek/eduwonkette/upload/2008/04/burro_donkey_pinata.jpg)
Who wants to be the first to smack El Burro's ass?

ME!!

*Spanks*

This is the worst party ever.

No one's talking to me.

You're ruining my buzz.

So...

*Hiccup*

How your sister doin'? :wink:

*drools*

Yes, when one comes across one of this plates of steaming, sea food full rice, drooling is a normal reaction.

*Slides up*

So how you doing?

I'm doing good. Care for some absinthe yourself?

I'm doing good. Care for some absinthe yourself?

Love to have some.

So haven't seen you around here often, names Blouman.

*Offers hand*

(OMG, corny lines, lol)

Love to have some.

So haven't seen you around here often, names Blouman.

*Offers hand*

(OMG, corny lines, lol)

Well, eat some. I brought a lot for the entire gang.

*takes hand*

I am merely a young addition to NSG. Name's Nanatsu. Enchanté.

(Lmao!)

*cooks London Broil*

Oh look a pool has appeared.

*jumps in*

Well, eat some. I brought a lot for the entire gang.

*takes hand*

I am merely a young addition to NSG. Name's Nanatsu. Enchanté.

(Lmao!)

Nanatsu, that's a beautiful name so it suits the owner very nicely. Does it mean anything?

Oh look a pool has appeared.

*jumps in*

Hate to tell you but that pool is where the bears marked their territory over the past year.

The swimming pool is over there.

Hate to tell you but that pool is where the bears marked their territory over the past year.

The swimming pool is over there.

Bastards! I swear I'll get them!

Sorry, I passed out there for a while... That absinthe really'll do a number on you.

What'd I miss? *wipes drool drool from face*

Sorry, I passed out there for a while... That absinthe really'll do a number on you.

What'd I miss? *wipes drool drool from face*

Well you must have passed out good and proper.

You haven't even noticed that we strung you by you ankles from the ceiling fan.

Well you must have passed out good and proper.

You haven't even noticed that we strung you by you ankles from the ceiling fan.

That sort of explains the dizziness then...

And you thought it was just the alcohol.

Now to start thinking of a prank for the next poor sap who decides to go to sleep

And you thought it was just the alcohol.

Now to start thinking of a prank for the next poor sap who decides to go to sleep

Oh, I've already got one in mind :cool:

*chloroform rag over your moth*

Looks like you volunteer

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Oh Trotskylvania. Always with the same old pick-up lines -_-

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Oh Trotskylvania. Always with the same old pick-up lines -_-

I've got a new one for you

*tranq darts you*

Oh, I've plum forgotten the punch line

*duct tapes Blouman Empire and Gravlen to the ceiling*

Yes, when one comes across one of this plates of steaming, sea food full rice, drooling is a normal reaction.



I'm doing good. Care for some absinthe yourself?

Sorry, I passed out there for a while... That absinthe really'll do a number on you.

What'd I miss? *wipes drool drool from face*

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder?

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Oh Trotskylvania. Always with the same old pick-up lines -_-

Worse is "Does this chloroform smell funny to you?"

http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A1353/135315/300_135315.jpg

http://justbeer.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/kostritzer-glass.jpg

aaand

http://www.cooksrecipes.com/Nestle8/perfect_cookies_bars.jpg

http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A1353/135315/300_135315.jpg

http://justbeer.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/kostritzer-glass.jpg

aaand

http://www.cooksrecipes.com/Nestle8/perfect_cookies_bars.jpg

A man after my own heart.

Pizza snacks, stout and nestle cookies. Will you marry me?

A man after my own heart.

Pizza snacks, stout and nestle cookies. Will you marry me?

Of course. You have taste for both the common and the highbrow. Gotta love that.

Of course. You have taste for both the common and the highbrow. Gotta love that.

We'll have to move to Massachusetts though. :p

We'll have to move to Massachusetts though. :p

Fine by me. I'm a do-anything-for-love kinda guy.

Yes, when one comes across one of this plates of steaming, sea food full rice, drooling is a normal reaction.



I'm doing good. Care for some absinthe yourself?

Love to have some.

So haven't seen you around here often, names Blouman.

*Offers hand*

(OMG, corny lines, lol)

Well, eat some. I brought a lot for the entire gang.

*takes hand*

I am merely a young addition to NSG. Name's Nanatsu. Enchanté.

(Lmao!)

Nanatsu, that's a beautiful name so it suits the owner very nicely. Does it mean anything?

*comes up to Nanatsu*Hey, babe. Is this guy boring you? Why don't you talk to me for awhile, I'm from another planet.:D

*Wonders while I wander*

*Wander why do you wonder?*

I was more thinking that there would be something to do with cubicle forts and whatnot, if that is permissible.

It is permissible.

Go ahead... Take pictures.

It's okay, we don't have to get along completely. Angry sex is the best kind.

That's true.

...'Til then...
http://bgsa.botany.ubc.ca/Images/Newbie.gif
Right? :) :p

Someone brought sexy to the party.

So...

*Hiccup*

How your sister doin'? :wink:

Lol. I don't have a sister.

Well, eat some. I brought a lot for the entire gang.

*takes hand*

I am merely a young addition to NSG. Name's Nanatsu. Enchanté.

(Lmao!)

Keep NSG Cyber Free!

Fine by me. I'm a do-anything-for-love kinda guy.

As long as you keep our affair secret.

My taste in classical music brings all the boys to the yard. :tongue:



Technically speaking, no you were not. I am a female on the internet, after all. ;)

Don't make me hunt down your IMs for actual conformation :p.

Yeah, karaoke!
*Steps up, sings "(Don't Fear) The Reaper"*

*finishes singing, drinks some more*

*Belts out a very American version of Tub Thumping, meaning sans the accent, just to annoy people*

Keep NSG Cyber Free!

I was unaware there was a ban on Victorian cybering. "My God, I can see your ankles!" *faints*

*comes up to Nanatsu*Hey, babe. Is this guy boring you? Why don't you talk to me for awhile, I'm from another planet.:D

She's actually seen my spaceship.

I was unaware there was a ban on Victorian cybering. "My God, I can see your ankles!" *faints*

Oh god, no! Not the ankles! Those sexy sexy ankles!

Bastards! I swear I'll get them!

*Whistles innocently*

I for one plan on being drunk until Xmas. How bout you?

*drinks egg nog* Hmm, rum

I've never actually had egg nog.

But from the sound of it, I prefer champagne.

/me watches a truck unload racks of various large-caliber small arms and boxes of clips therefor.

Have fun, fellers. Meanwhile, I think I'll indulge in the OH MY GOD IS THAT WHIPPED CREAM?

Sup chaps and chapettes. Am already fairly pissed, but there we go.

I come bearing gifts!

http://www.icecreamireland.com/images/Ingredients/Kahlua-sm.jpg

Now I'm off to get a black Russian and hit the dancefloor. Good times.

Now I'm off to get a black Russian and hit the dancefloor. Good times.

I love Black Russians.

I love Black Russians.
Damn right. The best cocktail out there.

Now I'm off to get a black Russian and hit the dancefloor. Good times.Sounds like it.

Sounds like it.
Fuckin' A. When you're old enough, I sincerely recommend trying a Black Russian. A damned fine cocktail - double vodka (something good like Stoli) plus kahlúa. Tastes good with a dash of coke as well, or you can make a White Russian by adding milk or cream to the mixture - myself, I like double cream, a sprinkle of brown sugar, and some vanilla pods over the top.

Fuckin' A. When you're old enough, I sincerely recommend trying a Black Russian. A damned fine cocktail - double vodka (something good like Stoli) plus kahlúa. Tastes good with a dash of coke as well, or you can make a White Russian by adding milk or cream to the mixture - myself, I like double cream, a sprinkle of brown sugar, and some vanilla pods over the top.

Some dickshit made me a "Black Russian" at a restaurant the other day.




She gave me Kahlua and Coke.

Fuckin' A. When you're old enough, I sincerely recommend trying a Black Russian. A damned fine cocktail - double vodka (something good like Stoli) plus kahlúa. Tastes good with a dash of coke as well, or you can make a White Russian by adding milk or cream to the mixture - myself, I like double cream, a sprinkle of brown sugar, and some vanilla pods over the top.Thanks for the recommendation. Though, I'm not sure if I ever will drink at all.

/me watches a truck unload racks of various large-caliber small arms and boxes of clips therefor.

Have fun, fellers. Meanwhile, I think I'll indulge in the OH MY GOD IS THAT WHIPPED CREAM?

Keep your nipples away from the cream.

Some dickshit made me a "Black Russian" at a restaurant the other day.

She gave me Kahlua and Coke.
Sad fucking times. That's not a delicious cocktail, that's a slap in the face.
Thanks for the recommendation. Though, I'm not sure if I ever will drink at all.
I highly recommend it. And smoking. That's a good look.

Thanks for the recommendation. Though, I'm not sure if I ever will drink at all.

I think the best thing to try first is wine.

I give the gift of love to you all.

Now where the hell is the alcohol?

I think the best thing to try first is wine.
Estoy d'acuerdo.

I give the gift of love to you all.
Fuckin' cheapskate :tongue:
Now where the hell is the alcohol?
On top of the photocopier.

Sad fucking times. That's not a delicious cocktail, that's a slap in the face.

I highly recommend it. And smoking. That's a good look.

Lol, linky linky:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=561813&highlight=Brisbanites&page=11

See photos.

Sad fucking times. That's not a delicious cocktail, that's a slap in the face.

I highly recommend it. And smoking. That's a good look.I am somehow not surprised that you would recommend this to me. :D

I think the best thing to try first is wine.Okay.

Lol, linky linky:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=561813&highlight=Brisbanites&page=11

See photos.
Damn right. Also, you lucky bastards, can't smoke in pubs in Inglaterra any more, it's pretty triste all things told.

Damn right. Also, you lucky bastards, can't smoke in pubs in Inglaterra any more, it's pretty triste all things told.

It's an outdoor area. You can't smoke inside anywhere.

I am somehow not surprised that you would recommend this to me. :D
Just make the best of your life. That's my real recommendation. If you don't fancy smoking, don't, if you want to be a teetotaler, you have my respect entirely, and you will be a much richer man for it.

It's an outdoor area.
This explains everything.
You can't smoke inside anywhere.
I hate the smoking ban -_-

I still love smoking, though, and it makes both men and women look más attractive, at least to my eyes.

This explains everything.

I hate the smoking ban -_-

I still love smoking, though, and it makes both men and women look más attractive, at least to my eyes.

I think smoking looks hot, but you need to be somewhat hot to begin with. I don't really smoke often though. I like the smoking ban - to an extent. I wish there were smoking areas indoors for people who want to smoke, but I have allergies and even though I smoke on occasion, I don't like to be surrounded by smoke all night.

I think smoking looks hot, but you need to be somewhat hot to begin with.
Good call.
I don't really smoke often though. I like the smoking ban - to an extent. I wish there were smoking areas indoors for people who want to smoke, but I have allergies and even though I smoke on occasion, I don't like to be surrounded by smoke all night.
Aye, I'd prefer that bars etc. had to designate non-smoking areas than a full indoor ban.

This thread is full of amateur spam.

This saddens me.

This thread is full of amateur spam.

This saddens me.
No such thing as amateur spam.

No such thing as amateur spam.

http://opcug.ca/public/reviews/Graphics/monty_python_spam.jpg

Dunno what's going on here, but I figured:

http://eshop.webindia123.com/images/prodimg/large/FL1234_1lg.jpg

...might be nice. :)

Fuckin' cheapskate :tongue:

On top of the photocopier.

*starts dancing around and spraying everyone with champagne*

Gin. 8 ounces now. A smidgen of tonic. Wtf are you idiots doing?

Gin. 8 ounces now. A smidgen of tonic. Wtf are you idiots doing?
That's like 5 doubles. Weak. I had 9 Black Russians tonight.

That's like 5 doubles. Weak. I had 9 Black Russians tonight.

No, that's two drinks, and I got home less than an hour ago. Don't make me fucking cut you.

No, that's two drinks, and I got home less than an hour ago. Don't make me fucking cut you.
No-one else seems to have had a brawl at this party yet, so BRIIING IT OOOON.

No-one else seems to have had a brawl at this party yet, so BRIIING IT OOOON.

Well that would really make the most sense.

*punches you in the sternum, then smashes your nose like banging a fist on a table*

That's essentially how I fight guys when I don't want to kick them in the balls.

*punches you in the sternum, then smashes your nose like banging a fist on a table*
Oh it's on now.

*Goes in with an uppercut, because that's how the English do*

Oh it's on now.

*Goes in with an uppercut, because that's how the English do*

You're too busy squalling with blood spurting between your fingers as you whine about me breaking your nose. Cuz that's how the English do.

You're too busy squalling with blood spurting between your fingers as you whine about me breaking your nose. Cuz that's how the English do.
Hah! Maybe darn sarf or something!

Gin. 8 ounces now. A smidgen of tonic. Wtf are you idiots doing?
I'm about to crack open a bottle of whiskey, how you doin'?

Wtf are you idiots doing?Listening to a song. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioWDijQ2Enw)

*Wakes up again. Notices brawl. Starts taking bets.* $5 Canadian that Neesika wins.

*Wakes up again. Notices brawl. Starts taking bets.* $5 Canadian that Neesika wins.You couldn't pay me to take that bet. ;)

*pours shots for anyone interested*

*pours shots for anyone interested*

*Hands Ruffy a Blue Moon and a plate of deep-fried artichoke hearts. Chugs shot, drinks Blue Moon. Throws up. Passes out.*

*pours shots for anyone interested*

Where have you been?

Where have you been?

Hear hear! *drinks shot*

Where have you been?

College, m'dear!

College, m'dear!Hidin' the guacamole's what i heard, mm-hmmm.
Speaking of which ...
http://www.vitalita.com/foodpicts/tofu-sour-cream.jpg

Ahhhhhhh.

Ahhhhhhh.

Did you call them?!

Did you call them?!
If he called anyone, it probably started with 1-900-something or t'other.
Especially with guac & sour cream involved.

If he called anyone, it probably started with 1-900-something or t'other.
Especially with guac & sour cream involved.

No, I tried to get him to drunk dial the White House. And he came thisclose to doing it.

XD

I would've told him to tell them that he needed to speak to the Homeland Security division immediately, and that he had a white Russian holed up in his Kremlin and he couldn't hold it much longer and that all the feds should come and help him out. I would love to see someone on the other end of THAT wiretap.

No, I tried to get him to drunk dial the White House. And he came thisclose to doing it.Howclose? TELLME!

I would've told him to tell them that he needed to speak to the Homeland Security division immediately, and that he had a white Russian holed up in his Kremlin and he couldn't hold it much longer and that all the feds should come and help him out. I would love to see someone on the other end of THAT wiretap.That would've been Verdigroth.
And quite funny. We already have a few celebrities here on NS, i'm sure. Couldn't hurt to have one with that kind of stature. :)

Howclose? TELLME!

That would've been Verdigroth.
And quite funny. We already have a few celebrities here on NS, i'm sure. Couldn't hurt to have one with that kind of stature. :)

XD

Honestly, I don't know how close, but close.

*Wakes up again. Notices brawl. Starts taking bets.* $5 Canadian that Neesika wins.

$5 says that Neesika can beat just about anybody here. She kinda scares me.:eek:

I was VERY close to calling.

I was VERY close to calling.
HOWclose!?!?
BTW, what, never answer tg's and such anymore? What do i have to do, cop a feel?

$5 says that Neesika can beat just about anybody here. She kinda scares me.:eek:

Neesika would scare Klingons