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now i got it working it be first the time using it

Cool! What's your e-mail address?

Cool! What's your e-mail address?

use your puppet to TG me then i TG it back

As requested, I put together a little something... Damn sndrec.exe won't record more than a minute, so this is what you get :p
http://media.putfile.com/Some-random-words

And for WYTYG, here's one way of doing it ;)
http://media.putfile.com/Mmmm-Chocolate
Sorry you can't hear the fluffle very well :fluffle:
I always thought you sounded higher-pitched and more comical.

How does one sound comical anyway? :confused:

Yes... is it a bad accent?

Not at all (he says, after being away for >10 pages. Sorry, there was beer). It actually sounds a lot more "German" than WYTYG's American drawl ;)

As requested, I put together a little something... Damn sndrec.exe won't record more than a minute, so this is what you get :p
http://media.putfile.com/Some-random-words
Wow, Norwegian sounds a lot different from Swedish, doesn't it?
And was there something like "garstig" in your assessment of your voice?

And for WYTYG, here's one way of doing it ;)
http://media.putfile.com/Mmmm-Chocolate
Sorry you can't hear the fluffle very well :fluffle:
Squee! *saves* :p
That is nothing like I had imagined it in my head. And you really have to work on that fluffle. Sheesh. :fluffle:

Not at all (he says, after being away for >10 pages. Sorry, there was beer). It actually sounds a lot more "German" than WYTYG's American drawl ;)Not a drawl!

Not a drawl!
:fluffle:

:fluffle:Alright. *fluffle*

I still don't know how to get mine up. :(

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Brilliant, well done :D

Everyone needs some Irish in them.

There's a chat-up line in there somewhere...

Ifreann == win :D

Gravlen: The music in your "Why-the-hell-am-I-doing-this-again" was brilliant :)

I think I've caught up now :)

Luckily for you, I have on hand a vocal track I recorded a few years ago. This (http://media.putfile.com/zimbie3) is my voice.

Luckily for you, I have on hand a vocal track I recorded a few years ago. This (http://media.putfile.com/zimbie3) is my voice.
Er, creepy.

Er, creepy.
Thank you. ^_^ I like my music to have an impact.

Thank you. ^_^ I like my music to have an impact.

What an interesting approach to making an impact.. Really. :p



And for the rest of you ungreatful bastards, this (http://www.ringo.com/videos/videos.html?videoId=209031091) is all you're getting from me. I hate my voice, and I hate you for preasuring me into letting it be heard. You all suck, go die.

*flees*

Damn, if I had a mic I'd be having so much fun right now.

I'm pretty vocally talented.

I don't know about a wow, but here you go. :p

One (http://www.astanary.net/SA704010.WAV)
Two, several minutes later (http://www.astanary.net/SA704011.WAV)

I don't know about a wow, but here you go. :p

http://geocities.com/erastide/SA704010.WAV

I urge everyone to take advantage of this opportunity to confirm for themselves how great her voice would be for phone sex. :P

*huggles Eras*

What?
*Looks innocent*
Oh I know that innocent look, and you're not fooling anyone, mister!


Hehehe... That's a good trait!
Hehe..why thank you very....
...
SHINY!!

*runs off to play with shiny things*


You're curious as to what a really good fluffle sounds like, aren't you? :fluffle:
Oh baby, you don't even know...

The universal language of smilies never ceases to amaze ;p
The universal language of swearing and slang never ceases to amaze me.

The smile and laughter is nice, too, though.


Some are fortunate enough to be born with Irish in them. But we have other methods for the less fortunate ;)

oh really? ;)

Come on. You too, Dubsy? :(
awww, I'm sorry Johnny. Don't succumb to peer pressure. All the cool kids aren't doing it. (succumbing to peer pressure, that is.)

All the cool kids are doing it.
:cool:

That goes double for LG. He'd be less cool if he acted his age.
QFT

Yay! :fluffle:

And hell, you sound nothing like I thought you would! You sound all grown-up and serious and severe and I basically think you and Fass switched voices.

And I can totally hear the Nordic accent in both of your voices. So cute. *giggles*
omg that's so true! They definitely did. Who knew?

Only one of the Viking super powers, such as superior raping and pillaging skillz, that we've inherited as a master race.
I don't have a witty response to this. I only quoted it cuz I felt like I should.

...and truth be told, I'm more likely to smell of sheep. :(



Betty: Well, it's been awhile since we had a little cuddle.
Yellowbeard: I raped ya, if that's what you mean.
Betty: Okay. It was half-cuddle, half-rape.
why is it you smell like sheep?

and LoL!!!


Not a drawl!
not a drawl, but had it been, there'd be nothing wrong with that. Drawl's are sexy.

Er, creepy.
seconded.



And for the rest of you ungreatful bastards, this (http://www.ringo.com/videos/videos.html?videoId=209031091) is all you're getting from me. I hate my voice, and I hate you for preasuring me into letting it be heard. You all suck, go die.

*flees*
OMG Ruffy can we talk really quickly bout how much I adore you?

I laughed so hard when you said you love spam. And your voice sounds fine! You shouldn't be self conscious about it.

Damn, if I had a mic I'd be having so much fun right now.

I'm pretty vocally talented.
I mean...I can do some neat things with my throat. But ahh...
<.<
>.>
*flees*

I don't know about a wow, but here you go. :p

One (http://www.astanary.net/SA704010.WAV)
Two, several minutes later (http://www.astanary.net/SA704011.WAV)
oh baby, I'll meet up with your harmonic vibrations!

lol. That was really funny, and you have a great voice.

I urge everyone to take advantage of this opportunity to confirm for themselves how great her voice would be for phone sex. :P

*huggles Eras*

that's crass.

Luckily for you, I have on hand a vocal track I recorded a few years ago. This (http://media.putfile.com/zimbie3) is my voice.

I now picture you as having all together too many legs. Thanks for that!

There's a chat-up line in there somewhere...

Ifreann == win :D
Damn right.
oh really? ;)

Oh yes. We have ways. Many many ways. Some of the ways require one to be very flexible, so we offer yoga classes too.

Luckily for you, I have on hand a vocal track I recorded a few years ago. This (http://media.putfile.com/zimbie3) is my voice.

The Titanic walks amongst us!
And it's ferrying Daleks :eek:

I don't know about a wow, but here you go. :p

One (http://www.astanary.net/SA704010.WAV)
Two, several minutes later (http://www.astanary.net/SA704011.WAV)

You've got a really nice voice. Your accent isn't anywhere near as harsh as lots of the American accents we hear over here, on telly and suchlike. Me likes.

That book is hilarious! Definitely going to cheer you up, but more "laugh at" than "laugh with" ;)

I don't know about a wow, but here you go. :p

One (http://www.astanary.net/SA704010.WAV)
Two, several minutes later (http://www.astanary.net/SA704011.WAV)
Love it. :p Why on earth are you even reading that book? Then again, it certainly seems to make you happy, so I guess it works. :P "Positives and positives repel each other", heee.
Oh, and I <3 you for not being sure how to pronounce paramour. I have that all the time where I've read words a billion times and then have no idea how to pronounce them. So there's nothing better than when it happens to native speakers, too.

not a drawl, but had it been, there'd be nothing wrong with that. Drawl's are sexy.Oh.

It totally was a drawl.

<.<

And for the rest of you ungreatful bastards, this (http://www.ringo.com/videos/videos.html?videoId=209031091) is all you're getting from me. I hate my voice, and I hate you for preasuring me into letting it be heard. You all suck, go die.

*flees*You're Christiane Amanpour?! :eek:

]OMG Ruffy can we talk really quickly bout how much I adore you?
Dubsy took the words right out of my mouth (not literally, fool, or they would be all wet now). Loved it. :fluffle: But of course it totally doesn't count because we could not actually hear your voice. Note: whisper =/= normal voice.

And I was all enraptured by your way of typing both asterisks before filling in the word - right up until you screwed it up. :p

I mean...I can do some neat things with my throat. But ahh...
<.<
>.>
*flees*
that's crass.
Why, what a nice juxtaposition. :p

Betty: Well, it's been awhile since we had a little cuddle.
Yellowbeard: I raped ya, if that's what you mean.
Betty: Okay. It was half-cuddle, half-rape.
Bravo for the Yellowbeard.
-------------------
This again.:eek:

This again.:eek:Indeed...

I have bypassed this thread for a good reason... I figured no one wanted to hear what I sounded like, then this morning I felt unusually surly so, I decided I wanted to make your day a little crappier by giving a small sample of what I sound like.

This should be a tiny file and don't worry about having any fancy players. It's a simple .wav file I uploaded to my server.

Click if you dare (http://weaselhut.net/kryo.wav)

After hearing this, I'm sure most of you will realise why I need caffeine or weed depending on the time of day; my voice assassinates the English language.

I could take a shot at a couple of quotes other languages... I know a little French. Want me to ruin French for you forever?

Take 2... (http://weaselhut.net/kryo2.mp3) - I should hopefully sound a little more awake in this one, though I doubt any nicer.

-- let me know if you can't download the file.

Indeed...
You were out of line last time my accent was mentioned missy.:mad: :(

awww, I'm sorry Johnny. Don't succumb to peer pressure. All the cool kids aren't doing it. (succumbing to peer pressure, that is.)

That's funny. Reverse psychology.

Damn right.


Oh yes. We have ways. Many many ways. Some of the ways require one to be very flexible, so we offer yoga classes too.
flexible is my last name!


Oh.

It totally was a drawl.

<.<

Damn straight!


Dubsy took the words right out of my mouth (not literally, fool, or they would be all wet now). Loved it. :fluffle: But of course it totally doesn't count because we could not actually hear your voice. Note: whisper =/= normal voice.
lol great minds...


Why, what a nice juxtaposition. :p
lol thanks! In my defense, I was being crass about myself. He, on the other hand, was being crude towards someone else.

That's funny. Reverse psychology.

lol thanks. Just do what you want. But I would like to hear your voice. It would make me happy. :)

Isn't anyone else going to post samples?

lol thanks. Just do what you want. But I would like to hear your voice. It would make me happy. :)

I never said I wouldn't post it. I just won't declare my undying love for Pancake, that's all. Or, maybe not, since nobody is going to give me any rest until I do.

Me talking (http://media.putfile.com/Johnny-talking)
Me talking with my hyperactive brother in the background (http://media.putfile.com/Johnny-talking-background-noises)
Me being British (http://media.putfile.com/Johnny-being-British)
Me declaring my love for Pancake (http://media.putfile.com/Johnny-declaring-love) (The guy yelling in the background is my brother watching TV.)

Enjoy. These clips are pretty quiet, though.

+1

My voice samples are in the post above this one.

Chandy's voice, again. (http://media.putfile.com/Chandy)
Kind of rambling (includes squirrel laugh again) (http://media.putfile.com/kindoframbling)

Unless either my laptop or my internet or rapidshare or any other convenient scapegoat fails me, my recording should be up in a few minutes. There you go. No, I did not do it while standing on my head and chewing on my left foot, no matter how much it sounds like that. I did, however, do it just before going to bed and being appropriately tired. And no, I did not listen to any other samples than Fassigen's and Ifreann's, so uh.

There we go. Have, uh, fun. (http://rapidshare.com/files/26373027/fass_new_thread_in_april_07.wav.html)

Alright, so I listened to Witt-Witt's sample and now I had to do a German one, too (http://rapidshare.com/files/26375338/german_addendum.wav.html), because apparently all the cool kids are doing it. Yes, I have problems managing my mic. No, I shall not join the "OMG WTF what kind of accent is that?!" debate concerning Germans.

http://media.putfile.com/Undead-Love

Just cuz Johnny wouldn't.

http://media.putfile.com/Undead-Love

Just cuz Johnny wouldn't.

That's a looooooong list.

That's a looooooong list.

:p It's where I get all the advice you get from me.

:p It's where I get all the advice you get from me.

You got me. I edited my post so I now have myself declaring my love for Pancake.

You got me. I edited my post so I now have myself declaring my love for Pancake.

hey i never been on your back about that :mad:

hey i never been on your back about that :mad:

Dinaverg and Ifreann were.

Dinaverg and Ifreann were.

well just
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r163/animeXOXluvver/Fullmetal%20Alchemist/thththe65d35975a2283b92f32f37559b63.gif
them

+1

Voice samples are in the posts above mine.

That post isn't displayed for me, but are you really sure that ImperialIsa reposted your file links? We got it that you posted your examples, now hold still while we examine them or this'll hurt like shit.

I never said I wouldn't post it. I just won't declare my undying love for Pancake, that's all. Or, maybe not, since nobody is going to give me any rest until I do.

Me talking (http://media.putfile.com/Johnny-talking)
Me talking with my hyperactive brother in the background (http://media.putfile.com/Johnny-talking-background-noises)
Me being British (http://media.putfile.com/Johnny-being-British)
Me declaring my love for Pancake (http://media.putfile.com/Johnny-declaring-love) (The guy yelling in the background is my brother watching TV.)

Enjoy. These clips are pretty quiet, though.
I haven't listened to them yet, these computers are without sound, but I will later.

I'm still very amused at how much control I have over you.
Unless either my laptop or my internet or rapidshare or any other convenient scapegoat fails me, my recording should be up in a few minutes. There you go. No, I did not do it while standing on my head and chewing on my left foot, no matter how much it sounds like that. I did, however, do it just before going to bed and being appropriately tired. And no, I did not listen to any other samples than Fassigen's and Ifreann's, so uh.

There we go. Have, uh, fun. (http://rapidshare.com/files/26373027/fass_new_thread_in_april_07.wav.html)

Alright, so I listened to Witt-Witt's sample and now I had to do a German one, too (http://rapidshare.com/files/26375338/german_addendum.wav.html), because apparently all the cool kids are doing it. Yes, I have problems managing my mic. No, I shall not join the "OMG WTF what kind of accent is that?!" debate concerning Germans.
Yay, I'm better than all of you! Except Fass and WYTYG.
That post isn't displayed for me, but are you really sure that ImperialIsa reposted your file links? We got it that you posted your examples, now hold still while we examine them or this'll hurt like shit.

Now now, play nice. He's only a wee 'un.

Ifreann, you sound Irish. I don't know why that surprised me, seeing as I knew you are Irish, but it did.

Ifreann, you sound Irish. I don't know why that surprised me, seeing as I knew you are Irish, but it did.

Crazy Phil. :rolleyes: :p

I think everyone on here sounds like me in my head until I hear otherwise.

Even the wimminz?

Crazy Phil. :rolleyes: :p

I think everyone on here sounds like me in my head until I hear otherwise.

I think everyone on here sounds like me in my head until I hear otherwise.

Wouldn't you be more surprised if we did wind up sounding like you in your head?

Wouldn't you be more surprised if we did wind up sounding like you in your head?

That would be quite alarming, yes. :p

Ifreann, you sound Irish. I don't know why that surprised me, seeing as I knew you are Irish, but it did.
That's slightly better than thinking they're going to sound like a chick. :p

Yay, I'm better than all of you! Except Fass and WYTYG.
No one's better than me, no one! ... Umm, yah.


Now now, play nice. He's only a wee 'un.
Exactly. Gotta start training 'em when they're young. *nodnod*

I wish I had a microphone.

Does anyone feel like sending me a microphone through by air mail?

I wish I had a microphone.

Does anyone feel like sending me a microphone through by air mail?

if you have external speakers or headphones plug them into your microphone input and record by simply speaking into them. Failing that, you can often get $2 piece of crap mics from discount stores.

Come on, people, keep posting your voices!

How does one sound comical anyway? :confused:

Like this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12549477&postcount=523)!

I never said I wouldn't post it. I just won't declare my undying love for Pancake, that's all. Or, maybe not, since nobody is going to give me any rest until I do.

Me talking (http://media.putfile.com/Johnny-talking)
Me talking with my hyperactive brother in the background (http://media.putfile.com/Johnny-talking-background-noises)
Me being British (http://media.putfile.com/Johnny-being-British)
Me declaring my love for Pancake (http://media.putfile.com/Johnny-declaring-love) (The guy yelling in the background is my brother watching TV.)

Enjoy. These clips are pretty quiet, though.

jesus! i wish i hadn't been listening to those through my headphones, your brother nearly burst my eardrums in that second one! heh!

and your 'english' accent sounds australian :p

you sound older than 13 though. you are 13 right?

Unless either my laptop or my internet or rapidshare or any other convenient scapegoat fails me, my recording should be up in a few minutes. There you go. No, I did not do it while standing on my head and chewing on my left foot, no matter how much it sounds like that. I did, however, do it just before going to bed and being appropriately tired. And no, I did not listen to any other samples than Fassigen's and Ifreann's, so uh.

There we go. Have, uh, fun. (http://rapidshare.com/files/26373027/fass_new_thread_in_april_07.wav.html)

Alright, so I listened to Witt-Witt's sample and now I had to do a German one, too (http://rapidshare.com/files/26375338/german_addendum.wav.html), because apparently all the cool kids are doing it. Yes, I have problems managing my mic. No, I shall not join the "OMG WTF what kind of accent is that?!" debate concerning Germans.
Oh damn woman...you said it wouldn't be sexy.

Liar!

Pants on fire!

Oh now you HAVE to add me to Skype wench. For my gratification of course. Though I could recite big words to you, I know how much you like it...:p

jesus! i wish i hadn't been listening to those through my headphones, your brother nearly burst my eardrums in that second one! heh!

and your 'english' accent sounds australian :p

you sound older than 13 though. you are 13 right?

I listened through headphones, he wasn't that loud, but close to it. My voice comes out a little more nasal on the recordings, so that might be why I sound Australian. Plus, I hear Cockney and Australian a lot more than a proper English accent. I say "'Allo, guvnah!" to friends sometimes. And, yeah, I'm 13, my voice just changed a little early.

More, please!

Oh damn woman...you said it wouldn't be sexy.
I did. It wasn't.

Liar!
Lawyer, lawyer!

.... what?

Pants on fire!
Whose?

Oh now you HAVE to add me to Skype wench. For my gratification of course. Though I could recite big words to you, I know how much you like it...:p

Well, you know, sending me your Skype nick, say, via TG, could help loads with that procedure request being processed. Although I do have to warn you that the probability of me being online on Skype is mind-numbingly low these days, so it won't do you a whole lot of good except for that eerily satisfying feeling of being one of The Chosen People on my Skype list.
Umm.

No feedback on my crappy recordings? No one wanted to hear what I sounded like? ;) not that I can blame you. Most days I can't stand the sound of my own voice.

jesus! i wish i hadn't been listening to those through my headphones, your brother nearly burst my eardrums in that second one! heh!

and your 'english' accent sounds australian :p

you sound older than 13 though. you are 13 right?

what are you on

Whose? Mine...I thought that much was obvious.



Well, you know, sending me your Skype nick, say, via TG, could help loads with that procedure request being processed. Although I do have to warn you that the probability of me being online on Skype is mind-numbingly low these days, so it won't do you a whole lot of good except for that eerily satisfying feeling of being one of The Chosen People on my Skype list.
Umm.
That's okay, I'm also rarely on, but rarely is not never, and thus there remains a slight possibility of verbal interaction. And being one of 'The Chosen' is also a nice perk, as long as I get a membership card. Or a coffee mug. Or panties. TG sent.

Hmmmm. The last time I tried something like this, the response could be summed up as "Wtf r u saying?"....

(Yet here, they understood the other paddy....Hmmmm indeed)

Mine...I thought that much was obvious.
Yeah, that tends to be sort of a given. Forgive a young mind for cleaning up every once in a while.

That's okay, I'm also rarely on, but rarely is not never, and thus there remains a slight possibility of verbal interaction. And being one of 'The Chosen' is also a nice perk, as long as I get a membership card. Or a coffee mug. Or panties. TG sent.
Membership card it is; every time you speak to me you get a 5% discount on your brain cells.

Hmmmm. The last time I tried something like this, the response could be summed up as "Wtf r u saying?"....


Wtf r u suggesting? Get that thing online already!

No one's better than me, no one! ... Umm, yah.
Lies, lies all of it!



Exactly. Gotta start training 'em when they're young. *nodnod*
Interesting theory.
Whose?
Yours! Quick, take them off.
>.>
<.<

Wow, Norwegian sounds a lot different from Swedish, doesn't it?
And was there something like "garstig" in your assessment of your voice?
"Garstig"? I can't remember now... But is that even a word? :P

I was really just complaining about these new-fangled voice-recording devices more than about my voice. I absolutely loathe answeing machines for a reason! They plot against me, and mix up my messages on purpose, I tell you!! Damn technological contraptions!


Squee! *saves* :p
That is nothing like I had imagined it in my head. And you really have to work on that fluffle. Sheesh. :fluffle:
Hehe... I must say, that is but one of the many ways of saying "Mmmm... Chocolate :fluffle:" I might have to experiment on potential future recordings.

Especially to perfect the sound of a fluffle :P


Gravlen: The music in your "Why-the-hell-am-I-doing-this-again" was brilliant
Why thank you!
And for the rest of you ungreatful bastards, this (http://www.ringo.com/videos/videos.html?videoId=209031091) is all you're getting from me. I hate my voice, and I hate you for preasuring me into letting it be heard. You all suck, go die.

*flees*
Yay!

I'm sill ungrateful, but yay! That was highly amusing!
I don't know about a wow, but here you go.

One (http://www.astanary.net/SA704010.WAV)
Two, several minutes later (http://www.astanary.net/SA704011.WAV)
Cool! You do have a nice reading voice.
Oh I know that innocent look, and you're not fooling anyone, mister!
No? :eek:
Aaaaw, and I was trying so hard...

Oh baby, you don't even know...
But I'm always interested in learning ;)


why is it you smell like sheep?

and LoL!!!
>.>

<.<

Because I'm not particularly fond of the sea? Yeah, I'll go with that one...

>.<

not a drawl, but had it been, there'd be nothing wrong with that. Drawl's are sexy.
Drawls might be sexy, but some accents are just cute too :)

I mean...I can do some neat things with my throat. But ahh...
<.<
>.>
*flees*
See? Another thing I need to learn more about! :P

oh baby, I'll meet up with your harmonic vibrations!
See? SEE? There are soo many things to learn in this thread!
You're Christiane Amanpour?! :Eek:
No, he's James Earl Jones!

Why, what a nice juxtaposition. :p
jux·ta·po·si·tion /ˌdʒʌkstəpəˈzɪʃən/ Pronunciation[juhk-stuh-puh-zish-uhn]
–noun
1. an act or instance of placing close together or side by side, esp. for comparison or contrast.
2. the state of being close together or side by side.
Yes, I had to look it up...
*Hangs head in shame*
Bravo for the Yellowbeard.
A point for you, my good man!
Click if you dare (http://weaselhut.net/kryo.wav)
*Dares*
flexible is my last name!
And what is your middle? ;)

I haven't listened to them yet, these computers are without sound, but I will later.
Pfft! You know some sound clips sound best without sound *Nods*
I wish I had a microphone.

Does anyone feel like sending me a microphone through by air mail?
Do you want to sing into mine?

No, I mean... :eek:

*Flees*

Lawyer, lawyer!

.... what?

Sueing the pants off?

Made me smile regardless!
Membership card it is; every time you speak to me you get a 5% discount on your brain cells.

As did this :D

We need more clips, don't we? Yes we do! Who's next?



Edit: This might be my longest post ever
>.>

We need more clips, don't we? Yes we do! Who's next?


Me!


...


Eventually. >_>

Soon as I think of something.

















































































Can I get some ideas?

No feedback on my crappy recordings? No one wanted to hear what I sounded like? ;) not that I can blame you. Most days I can't stand the sound of my own voice.

You sound comical.

PS: Dinaverg, do a blog posting-style thing, or read your sig. I posted a new clip in my post, and I wanna hear some feedback.

You sound comical.

PS: Dinaverg, do a blog posting-style thing, or read your sig. I posted a new clip in my post, and I wanna hear some feedback.

Aha!

I shall read Brian's news post. (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=061014)

I never said I wouldn't post it. I just won't declare my undying love for Pancake, that's all. Or, maybe not, since nobody is going to give me any rest until I do.

Me talking (http://media.putfile.com/Johnny-talking)
Me talking with my hyperactive brother in the background (http://media.putfile.com/Johnny-talking-background-noises)
Me being British (http://media.putfile.com/Johnny-being-British)
Me declaring my love for Pancake (http://media.putfile.com/Johnny-declaring-love) (The guy yelling in the background is my brother watching TV.)

Enjoy. These clips are pretty quiet, though.Man, I think your brother just blew out my eardrums. You were really quiet and sound a bit older than you are.

Alright, so I listened to Witt-Witt's sample and now I had to do a German one, too (http://rapidshare.com/files/26375338/german_addendum.wav.html), because apparently all the cool kids are doing it. Yes, I have problems managing my mic. No, I shall not join the "OMG WTF what kind of accent is that?!" debate concerning Germans.Yay, a recording just for me! =) Loved the ironic "coherently". :p


No feedback on my crappy recordings? No one wanted to hear what I sounded like? ;) not that I can blame you. Most days I can't stand the sound of my own voice.I couldn't open the first one back when you posted it but didn't want to whine about it, and only saw you had another one up right now. And I'll totally keep saying "Kry" like "cry". *nods*

"Garstig"? I can't remember now... But is that even a word? :PIt sounded like you said something like that, and since I thought you were complaining about your electronic voice I thought it would be funny if Norwegian actually had a word with "garstig"something. It means nasty or mean, so basically something negative. Nevermind.

I was really just complaining about these new-fangled voice-recording devices more than about my voice. I absolutely loathe answeing machines for a reason! They plot against me, and mix up my messages on purpose, I tell you!! Damn technological contraptions!... he typed on his computer's keyboard to put it up on an internet forum.

Hehe... I must say, that is but one of the many ways of saying "Mmmm... Chocolate :fluffle:" I might have to experiment on potential future recordings.

Especially to perfect the sound of a fluffle :PDefinitely room for improvement there.

Yes, I had to look it up...
*Hangs head in shame*Awww. *pats*

Do you want to sing into mine?Made me laugh. Cute. :p

Edit: This might be my longest post ever
>.>I think it is.

It sounded like you said something like that, and since I thought you were complaining about your electronic voice I thought it would be funny if Norwegian actually had a word with "garstig"something. It means nasty or mean, so basically something negative. Nevermind.
*Neverminds*

Though we have stolen quite a few words from the german language (To the annoyance of the proponents of new-norwegian) garstig is, alas, not one of them. It sounds like one we would want though, so I may may file an application with the Royal Norwegian Language Council :p

... he typed on his computer's keyboard to put it up on an internet forum.
:p

Maybe I wrote it with a feather quill, and got my trell to post it for me so I wouldn't have to deal with this evil technology, you ever think of that hmmm?


Awww. *pats*
*Purrs*

Made me laugh. Cute. :p
;)
I don't know why, but Neu Leonstein really seems like Serious Cat, so a joke like that... ...a bit scary, I thought. :eek:

I think it is.
Yeah, yeah, and congrats on reaching 10,000 posts to you :D

Though we have stolen quite a few words from the german language (To the annoyance of the proponents of new-norwegian) garstig is, alas, not one of them. It sounds like one we would want though, so I may may file an application with the Royal Norwegian Language Council :p You may may? Pretty big on politeness, that Royal Norwegian Language Council, are they?

Maybe I wrote it with a feather quill, and got my trell to post it for me so I wouldn't have to deal with this evil technology, you ever think of that hmmm? You only used "trell" so I'd have to look up something, too, didn't you? Of course... LEO says it doesn't exist.

Are you lying to me, Mr. Gravlen? *squints*

I don't know why, but Neu Leonstein really seems like Serious Cat, so a joke like that... ...a bit scary, I thought. :eek:Bah, you just think that because he's not a spammer. Apparently he tolerates me making facetious remarks in his Serious Threads, so...
Then again, he also never acknowledges them. Hmmm.... :p

Yeah, yeah, and congrats on reaching 10,000 posts to you :DMan! You suck! I haven't even reached them yet! Now you made me notice the post number and now I'll be under this terrible pressure to make it some deep, thoughtful, deserving thing.

Oh, who am I kidding. :p

Man! You suck! I haven't even reached them yet! Now you made me notice the post number and now I'll be under this terrible pressure to make it some deep, thoughtful, deserving thing.

Oh, who am I kidding. :p

Can my name be in it?

Can my name be in it?I'm so sorry. I just squandered my 10,000th in another thread. >.<

Is it okay if your name is in my 10,001st? It's just as special, just as unique! :) :p


Edit:

Hell, I feel old now.

And spammy.

:(

You sound comical.

Comical?! Weh!! :)

I couldn't open the first one back when you posted it but didn't want to whine about it, and only saw you had another one up right now. And I'll totally keep saying "Kry" like "cry". *nods*
...wah! ^_^

I'm so sorry. I just squandered my 10,000th in another thread. >.<

Is it okay if your name is in my 10,001st? It's just as special, just as unique! :) :p


Edit:

Hell, I feel old now.

And spammy.

:(

you just need a hug *hugs WYTYG *

you just need a hug *hugs WYTYG *Much better already. :)

Much better already. :)

:) good

Lies, lies all of it!
Why, I never ever! ..

I find the frequency with which the L-word is being used in combination with my posts in this thread highly disturbing. Honestly.

Yours! Quick, take them off.
>.>
<.<
Huh? Which pants, now? ;P


Sueing the pants off?


No, actually.. *hands both Fassigen and Witt-Witt a chair to sit on lest they faint from shock* .. it was more of a movie reference. Well, to make the shock lest drastic, a reference to a play on words I was first made aware of by a movie.

Why, I never ever! ..

I find the frequency with which the L-word is being used in combination with my posts in this thread highly disturbing. Honestly.
Well clearly you're a lying liar.

Huh? Which pants, now? ;P
:p


No, actually.. *hands both Fassigen and Witt-Witt a chair to sit on lest they faint from shock* .. it was more of a movie reference. Well, to make the shock lest drastic, a reference to a play on words I was first made aware of by a movie.

Don't tell me it's that Jim Carrey film, Liar, Liar?

You may may? Pretty big on politeness, that Royal Norwegian Language Council, are they?
I...

uh...

Well, you see...

Damnit, you've caught me. I thought I could use politeness to disguise the fact that they aren't the Royal Norwegian Language Council, they're... they're...
*Sighs*
They're only the Norwegian Language Council! OK??? No royalty involved! Not even a former drug user :(

*Breaks down in tears*


You only used "trell" so I'd have to look up something, too, didn't you? Of course... LEO says it doesn't exist.
But of couse I did ;) Now, I don't know this Leo chap personally, but if you had looked up the word using www.dictionary.com, you would have seen that it said that a trell was a slave, or
a person who works for a master to whom he belongs - and it even noted that it was a norwegian word.

There, now you've learned something new today, even. You're welcome :p

Are you lying to me, Mr. Gravlen? *squints*
Heavens to Großer Feldberg, never! :eek:

Calling me Mr. sure do make me feel old...

Bah, you just think that because he's not a spammer. Apparently he tolerates me making facetious remarks in his Serious Threads, so...
Then again, he also never acknowledges them. Hmmm.... :p
I do believe you might be on to something...


Man! You suck! I haven't even reached them yet! Now you made me notice the post number and now I'll be under this terrible pressure to make it some deep, thoughtful, deserving thing.

Oh, who am I kidding. :p
Bwahaha :D

My work here is done... for now.

I'm so sorry. I just squandered my 10,000th in another thread. >.<

Is it okay if your name is in my 10,001st? It's just as special, just as unique!


Edit:

Hell, I feel old now.

And spammy.

:(
Pfft! You're only wiser and spammier, but that's a good thing ;)


Oh, and
*Points and laughs at Ifreann for tripple posting* :p

Don't tell me it's that Jim Carrey film, Liar, Liar?
*doesn't tell you, then*

Alright, here is me: http://media.putfile.com/what-I-sound-like-60 I'm hoping this works!

edit: I fixed it so it will stream instead of having to be downloaded. :)

No? :eek:
Aaaaw, and I was trying so hard...
yeah, but i know you too well.

But I'm always interested in learning ;)
Well then you'll need a teacher ;)


>.>

<.<

Because I'm not particularly fond of the sea? Yeah, I'll go with that one...

>.<
The question was not "why don't you smell like fish." It was "Why do you smell like sheep?!"

Drawls might be sexy, but some accents are just cute too :)
Sho' nuff

See? Another thing I need to learn more about! :P

See? SEE? There are soo many things to learn in this thread!
oh baby you got a lot of studying to do!


And what is your middle? ;)
Wouldn't YOU like to know :p

Actually, my middle name is Friend.

Edit: This might be my longest post ever
>.>
meh. Every one knows its not how long your post is, but how you use it.




Edit:

Hell, I feel old now.

And spammy.

:(
You arent old. And there's nothing wrong with being spammy.

I...

uh...

Well, you see...

Damnit, you've caught me. I thought I could use politeness to disguise the fact that they aren't the Royal Norwegian Language Council, they're... they're...
*Sighs*
They're only the Norwegian Language Council! OK??? No royalty involved! Not even a former drug user :(

*Breaks down in tears*


Calling me Mr. sure do make me feel old...

I do believe you might be on to something...

lol. And you are old. Geezer. No wait, that's cluich. Oh well. You're an old nasty man, too.

Alright, here is me: http://media.putfile.com/what-I-sound-like-60 I'm hoping this works!

edit: I fixed it so it will stream instead of having to be downloaded. :)
Very nice, but a lot of static in the background.

...wah! ^_^

So many cool nicknames. Kryo-coolant, Kryo-chill, Kryo-cool, the list goes on.

what are you on

all sorts :p

all sorts :p

there not cheap :p

there not cheap :p

only if you go for bassett's originals. co-ops own brand is pretty reasonably priced, and the tesco's value version is cheap as chips :p

only if you go for bassett's originals. co-ops own brand is pretty reasonably priced, and the tesco's value version is cheap as chips :p

have fun with your all sorts i'm just go an have some gumbears

have fun with your all sorts i'm just go an have some gumbears

bleh! to sweet for me anyway. knock yerself out ;) :p i got dolly mixtures as well.

*doesn't tell you, then*

I suspected as much.

I suspected as much.

Well, aren't you just the clever Paddy in the bunch.

;P

So many cool nicknames. Kryo-coolant, Kryo-chill, Kryo-cool, the list goes on.

Kryo-coolant?? O_o;;

Kryo-coolant?? O_o;;

What? :confused:

What? :confused:

You're the one who wrote it first. Don't look at me like that, kiddo.

You're the one who wrote it first. Don't look at me like that, kiddo.

I just want to know why you went O_O. And don't call me kiddo.

so wtf happened to this thread, eh? there i was about to make a recording and there it was gone! anyway, fuckyouall, i found it again, i'll put my 'voice' back on the front page, mwahahahahahaa, twice bwbahaahahhaahahahT heh! seee..?

so, anyway, like, whatever: http://media.putfile.com/yess-tiz
and yeh, cuz i are teh shit like, and a bit bit fucked: http://media.putfile.com/errrz

so, yeh, has teh funzorz. sort of thing.

so wtf happened to this thread, eh? there i was about to make a recording and there it was gone! anyway, fuckyouall, i found it again, i'll put my 'voice' back on the front page, mwahahahahahaa, twice bwbahaahahhaahahahT heh! seee..?

so, anyway, like, whatever: http://media.putfile.com/yess-tiz
and yeh, cuz i are teh shit like, and a bit bit fucked: http://media.putfile.com/errrz

so, yeh, has teh funzorz. sort of thing.

Y-... You're drunk. Gimme your keys.

*falls flat on face*

so wtf happened to this thread, eh? there i was about to make a recording and there it was gone! anyway, fuckyouall, i found it again, i'll put my 'voice' back on the front page, mwahahahahahaa, twice bwbahaahahhaahahahT heh! seee..?

so, anyway, like, whatever: http://media.putfile.com/yess-tiz
and yeh, cuz i are teh shit like, and a bit bit fucked: http://media.putfile.com/errrz

so, yeh, has teh funzorz. sort of thing.

so you got rip off

so you got rip off

seem like it. don't rub it in though :P, sh XP' gunna get discontinued in 6 months anyway. 'sall good...

Y-... You're drunk. Gimme your keys.

*falls flat on face*

ha! may be drunk but i'm not stupid! well not toally anyhoos. bah¬! what? gah! i has a hedache, sleep now.

seem like it. don't rub it in though :P, sh XP' gunna get discontinued in 6 months anyway. 'sall good...

it hard to find copys of XP here now

I just want to know why you went O_O. And don't call me kiddo.

Why can't I call you kiddo? I'm 9 years your senior. And the reason behind the O_o; is because I found the name rather odd.

Why can't I call you kiddo? I'm 9 years your senior. And the reason behind the O_o; is because I found the name rather odd.

Thanks. I like odd. And you're only 7 years my senior.

Thanks. I like odd. And you're only 7 years my senior.

Hehehe...

"Je suis desolée, Fass, mais je ne parlerai pas en francais".

Drôle.

Hahahaha, I wasn't sure you'd have a chance to listen :P

Hahahaha, I wasn't sure you'd have a chance to listen :P

.. and I wasn't sure whether I'd get another chance to bump shamelessly.

Now...

The question on my mind, as I sit watching "the Perfect Storm" and remembering why I loathed the film in the first place, should someone (like me, for example) post another sound clip? We could record a joke, maybe? Like this one?

http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/2134/m20050310ox2.gif

:)

yeah, but i know you too well.
Not well enough ;)

Well then you'll need a teacher ;)
Why yes, yes I really do.

The question was not "why don't you smell like fish." It was "Why do you smell like sheep?!"
Somethings man is not meant to know... And some things even women aren't meant to know. This may or may not be one of those things.

oh baby you got a lot of studying to do!
I have a lot of hard work ahead of me ;)

Wouldn't YOU like to know :p
Perhaps I should find out for myself...

meh. Every one knows its not how long your post is, but how you use it.
What can I say? Are you satisfied with the way it's being used so far? ;) :p

:fluffle:

I...

uh...

Well, you see...

Damnit, you've caught me. I thought I could use politeness to disguise the fact that they aren't the Royal Norwegian Language Council, they're... they're...
*Sighs*
They're only the Norwegian Language Council! OK??? No royalty involved! Not even a former drug user :(

*Breaks down in tears* *pats carefully, very carefully*

Heavens to Großer Feldberg, never! :eek: The hell? :p


Alright, here is me: http://media.putfile.com/what-I-sound-like-60 I'm hoping this works!

edit: I fixed it so it will stream instead of having to be downloaded. :)Like Dubsy said :):
Very nice, but a lot of static in the background.

so wtf happened to this thread, eh? there i was about to make a recording and there it was gone! anyway, fuckyouall, i found it again, i'll put my 'voice' back on the front page, mwahahahahahaa, twice bwbahaahahhaahahahT heh! seee..?

so, anyway, like, whatever: http://media.putfile.com/yess-tiz
and yeh, cuz i are teh shit like, and a bit bit fucked: http://media.putfile.com/errrz

so, yeh, has teh funzorz. sort of thing.Awesomes. "Fuck all of them!... Quietly, though."

*hearts*

Now...

The question on my mind, as I sit watching "the Perfect Storm" and remembering why I loathed the film in the first place, should someone (like me, for example) post another sound clip? We could record a joke, maybe? Like this one?

http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/2134/m20050310ox2.gifNow, the question on my mind is why I'm too dumb for this joke.

And yes, like you, for example.

Awesomes. "Fuck all of them!... Quietly, though."

*hearts*
:D :p
Now, the question on my mind is why I'm too dumb for this joke.

And yes, like you, for example.
i feel dumb too, i don't speak braile (and i suspect i've made a fool of my self with that comment too..) :( heh!

Alas, you will never hear me. The digital camera is screwed up (it won't charge for some reason) and none of the headphone suggestions worked, and I don't ave a mic. :(

Alas, you will never hear me. The digital camera is screwed up (it won't charge for some reason) and none of the headphone suggestions worked, and I don't ave a mic. :(

your not the only one they will never hear

your not the only one they will never hear

yes, but for once I actually want to be heard.

yes, but for once I actually want to be heard.

ok

A point for you, my good man!
-snippage-
Edit: This might be my longest post ever
>.>
Yay!

Gravlen told me to re-post my old voice clip in here. Here goes nothing:

http://media.putfile.com/Joke-butchered-but-at-least-its-the-whole-thing

Enjoy the bad joke. :D

Gravlen told me to re-post my old voice clip in here. Here goes nothing:

http://media.putfile.com/Joke-butchered-but-at-least-its-the-whole-thing

Enjoy the bad joke. :D

*Enjoys*

I'll see if I can't get around to posting my (promised, see above) bad joke tomorrow. :)

*Enjoys*

I'll see if I can't get around to posting my (promised, see above) bad joke tomorrow. :)

*is impressed witth Gravlen's control over Ilie*

*Enjoys*

I'll see if I can't get around to posting my (promised, see above) bad joke tomorrow. :)

<3

So where's the bad joke? You promised! :(

*is impressed witth Gravlen's control over Ilie*

Yeah, I hate to admit it, but I'm kind of putty in his hands. *sheepish*

:cool:

To be wowed by my voice just tune into 103.7 WHUZ in northern pennsylvania when I'm working.
Or when I have the time to bother...

To be wowed by my voice just tune into 103.7 WHUZ in northern pennsylvania when I'm working.
Or when I have the time to bother...

Hey, neat. Tell us when you're working and give us a streaming audio link, eh?

Now, the question on my mind is why I'm too dumb for this joke.
i feel dumb too, i don't speak braile (and i suspect i've made a fool of my self with that comment too..) :( heh!
Hehe, you don't read braille? ;) Me neither, but this one is a classic...

So here it is! First in my native tongue (http://media.putfile.com/Joke-in-norwegian), then in the Queens english (http://media.putfile.com/Joke-in-english)
:)

And for those who can't understand me or hear clips:


- My poor dog, he hasn't got any nose.
- Then how does he smell?
- Awful!
:D
*is impressed witth Gravlen's control over Ilie*
Well, I _do_ impress myself sometimes too. Not often, but it happens :cool:
<3

So where's the bad joke? You promised! :(
As ordered, it's just been posted! :) Warning, though... I've downloaded the Audacity-program Fass recommended, so I might have manipulated something or other... That means that there might be a sudden but small spike in volume on the second clip. Consider yourselves warned!
Yeah, I hate to admit it, but I'm kind of putty in his hands. *sheepish*

:cool:

Kewl :D :fluffle:

<3 Gravlen :cool:

<3 Gravlen :cool:

Glad you like it :)