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And if you don't give me a million dollars, I'll say it again on national TV!!! MWHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*Pulls out gun*

I'd reconsider that.

*Pulls out gun*

I'd reconsider that.

I rephrase: TWO million, and I'll share them with Minaris!

Won't anyone compliment me on my Clinton joke........................?

penis.

I rephrase: TWO million, and I'll share them with Minaris!

Warmer.

*Laser cannon materializes over Minaris's right shoulder. It charges up...*

Warmer.

*Laser cannon materializes over Minaris's right shoulder. It charges up...*

Ten millions and we share, but you become my bodyguard so I can keep on blackmailing the world?

Ten millions and we share, but you become my bodyguard so I can keep on blackmailing the world?

*Shoulder cannon moves onto arm. Electric ball of death forms in left hand.*

*Shoulder cannon moves onto arm. Electric ball of death forms in left hand.*

Twenty BILLIONS and we share?

penis.

PENIS. *looks around to see if teacher heard*

Twenty BILLIONS and we share?

*Shoulder cannon disintegrates. Electric ball of death forms in right hand. Body begins catch on fire (w/o hurting self)*

Twenty BILLIONS and we share?

And Minaris get's Pancake?

PENIS!

*glance*

*As teacher* CthulhuFhtagn! You are expelled!

*Real Minaris comes in and beats teacher with ringing freedom*

Penis & vagina = sex. I don't have sex more that I pee but my sex organ is used to excrete wast products. Evolution is the master of simplicity. Would you rather I had another hole to piss out of to prove my point (pun intended).

Or, if you think about it, your waste organ is used for sex.

And Minaris get's Pancake?

*Pulls off face, revealing Pancake's**Pauses as Dinaverg dies*

The joy of rubber masks...

*Pulls off another mask, revealing Minaris.*

PENIS. *looks around to see if teacher heard*

PENIS!

*glance*

Or, if you think about it, your waste organ is used for sex.

In fact, that's likely the case, evolutionarily.

That is some backward logic. If I use that then a woman's sex organ is a strorage area for warm cucumbers.

...it's not?...

Or, if you think about it, your waste organ is used for sex.

That is some backward logic. If I use that then a woman's sex organ is a strorage area for warm cucumbers.

That is some backward logic.
No, it's not. Its original purpose was excretion. Sex came later. Ergo, the primary purpose is excretion.

And Minaris get's Pancake?

Yes.

*Real Minaris comes in and beats teacher with ringing freedom*

Dong! Dong! Dong! Dong!


I'm sorry. I couldn't resist. :D

That is some backward logic. If I use that then a woman's sex organ is a strorage area for warm cucumbers.

No, that is what we call silly logic.

Let's start with an asexual, single-celled organism. We know that it must remove waste product from itself in some manner. It does so. Over time it evolves
Now you've got an asexual, multi-cellular organism. It still has to remove waste from itself, but this process becomes a little more elaborate, as there are more cells involved. The waste is still removed directly from the cells into the environment, though. It continues to evolve.
Now you've got a complex organism, possibly a plant or fungus. The increased complexity, and the encasing of cells in packs, has led to the development of a centralized waste removal system. Instead of just releasing it into the environment, the cells release it into this system, which carries the waste out in some manner or another. More evolution.
Now you've got an asexual animal. The level of complexity in waste management has led to a specialized system for waste removal. One might even call this system an organ, though it may not be an appropriate term at this level. It continues to evolve.
Now you've got sexual organisms. Evolutionarily, the most economic and sensible packaging of both sexual and waste-management organs leads to the two being located either near one another or together, depending on gender.

Therefore, to suggest that the penis is a sexual organ first, and a waste-management organ second, is in fact backwards logic.

EDIT: And there's nothing wrong with sticking a cucumber in your vagina, if that's your thing.

*As teacher* CthulhuFhtagn! You are expelled!

*Real Minaris comes in and beats teacher with ringing freedom*

*While Minaris is distracted*

PENIS!

EDIT: And there's nothing wrong with sticking a cucumber in your vagina, if that's your thing.Just don't use it in a salad afterwards if you're serving it to other people that might not be interested in it if they knew where it's been..

I assume that this was in America? Land of the enlightened.

We started our own region in NS, because the region we started out in was run by an American guy who thought that the word penis was offensive and so our whole region occasionally just randomly post it, just because we can.
Vagina is not a dirty word, it's not a swear word, not an insult, any more than calling someone a leg or foot or arm is offensive. It is the correct word for a part of the human body. Penis is the same, the correct word for a part of the body.

I assume that this was in America? Land of the enlightened.

Last I checked NY was in America so yes you're correct. Good for you!!!

*Bump* In case Hunter ST has some sort of response to the "evolution led to waste removal first" line a page back.

Or if he's willing to concede he doesn't know evolution as well as he thought he did.

*Bump* In case Hunter ST has some sort of response to the "evolution led to waste removal first" line a page back.

Or if he's willing to concede he doesn't know evolution as well as he thought he did.
We'll give him one more try. :D

*Bump* In case Hunter ST has some sort of response to the "evolution led to waste removal first" line a page back.

Or if he's willing to concede he doesn't know evolution as well as he thought he did.
I think HunterST/October3 has metamorphosised (spelling?) into someone new since they have been shown to be totally wrong in every thread he/she/it has posted in. And they have now vanished...

We'll give him one more try. :D

Basically. I like to bump these things one last time, in case they didn't see it (I often don't look beyond the first page.)

what's wrong with that word, mankind tried so hard to find the perfect word to describe that region of the female body only to revert back. I wonder what's next, we can't say ear anymore.

what's wrong with that word, mankind tried so hard to find the perfect word to describe that region of the female body only to revert back. I wonder what's next, we can't say ear anymore.


Ohhhh naughty have you not read the forum rules on fuckin' swearing?:D

Sorry, i see no issue with saying vagina. I mean they are going to learn it later on in high school years anyways. In health class. I would rather have them talk about vaginas then swear words or how being a socialist is a good thing. :D :)

Point is, its not the same thing as saying the N word. Point is, its a fact of life that all women have this body part. Sounds like this school system needs to gets its head out of its ass....oops i used a naughty word...:D

I'm also, incidentally, waiting on Soviestan to produce ANY information about an "alternative" use for the clitoris other than for pleasure.

I'm not holding my breath.

This thread is full of anticipation......

I'm also, incidentally, waiting on Soviestan to produce ANY information about an "alternative" use for the clitoris other than for pleasure.

I'm not holding my breath.

Not sure if it's already been mentioned, but the girls weren't necessarily punished just for saying the word vagina, but for breaking their prior agreement not to, which I agree with.

HOWEVER, I completely disagree with the institution of the agreement in the first place, and Peter Breslin is a lying, backpeddling fink when he says that the school does not support censorship. Pushing the girls into the agreement in the first place WAS censorship, and the "school administrators" who did it should be reprimanded for doing so, not defended. His argument that the girls were not punished for saying the word but for breaking the agreement doesn't stop him from being an anti-American piece of First Amendment stomping shit and the entire lot of them should have to take classes on exactly what the First Amendment means and how it applies to modern American life.

The girls should have refused the conditions and protested the open mic night with big signs that said, "Cross River hates the First Amendment" and "Vagina!!!" The more people they could get to hold up signs with them the better. And when the cops were called to break them up, that would be another excellent bit of proof that the girls were correct.

Not sure if it's already been mentioned, but the girls weren't necessarily punished just for saying the word vagina, but for breaking their prior agreement not to, which I agree with.

HOWEVER, I completely disagree with the institution of the agreement in the first place, and Peter Breslin is a lying, backpeddling fink when he says that the school does not support censorship. Pushing the girls into the agreement in the first place WAS censorship, and the "school administrators" who did it should be reprimanded for doing so, not defended. His argument that the girls were not punished for saying the word but for breaking the agreement doesn't stop him from being an anti-American piece of First Amendment stomping shit and the entire lot of them should have to take classes on exactly what the First Amendment means and how it applies to modern American life.

The girls should have refused the conditions and protested the open mic night with big signs that said, "Cross River hates the First Amendment" and "Vagina!!!" The more people they could get to hold up signs with them the better. And when the cops were called to break them up, that would be another excellent bit of proof that the girls were correct.

Ebert gives this post a HUGE thumbs up.

Breslin is a scum-sucking weasel using his post as a place to control what kids say, do and think. Ahh, but we all knew that, didn't we?

Not sure if it's already been mentioned, but the girls weren't necessarily punished just for saying the word vagina, but for breaking their prior agreement not to, which I agree with.

HOWEVER, I completely disagree with the institution of the agreement in the first place, and Peter Breslin is a lying, backpeddling fink when he says that the school does not support censorship. Pushing the girls into the agreement in the first place WAS censorship, and the "school administrators" who did it should be reprimanded for doing so, not defended. His argument that the girls were not punished for saying the word but for breaking the agreement doesn't stop him from being an anti-American piece of First Amendment stomping shit and the entire lot of them should have to take classes on exactly what the First Amendment means and how it applies to modern American life.

The girls should have refused the conditions and protested the open mic night with big signs that said, "Cross River hates the First Amendment" and "Vagina!!!" The more people they could get to hold up signs with them the better. And when the cops were called to break them up, that would be another excellent bit of proof that the girls were correct.

Sounds about right.

Hmm...I wonder what would have happened if the signs said both "Penis" AND "Vagina"...

*Bump* In case Hunter ST has some sort of response to the "evolution led to waste removal first" line a page back.

Or if he's willing to concede he doesn't know evolution as well as he thought he did.

He also hasn't responded (as far as I have seen) to my response to his claim that asexuality is a means of weeding out the unworthy.

He also hasn't responded (as far as I have seen) to my response to his claim that asexuality is a means of weeding out the unworthy.

Yup, I think we can safely assume the opposition has turned tail and run.

Yup, I think we can safely assume the opposition has turned tail and run.

It seems so.

Sounds about right.

Hmm...I wonder what would have happened if the signs said both "Penis" AND "Vagina"...

Well, some people would be holding two.

I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=--TK-xNs8MQ


edit: couldn't find an audio only version so had to do with this.

Well, some people would be holding two.

I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.

I...I don't know how to respond to that.

I...I don't know how to respond to that.

Say, hmmm sounds interesting. :D