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Yes, I thought so, too.

So now what are you going to do now that you can see me?

So now what are you going to do now that you can see me?

*evil grin, followed by maniacal laughter*

*points at chandelier above your head*

*evil grin, followed by maniacal laughter*

*points at chandelier above your head*

:eek:
*dodges*
So it's a game of dodge the falling chandeliers, is it?;)

so, about those cultures with the penis gourds and topless grass skirts. slutty or not?

so, about those cultures with the penis gourds and topless grass skirts. slutty or not?
Slutty.

Keep in mind: Sluts=teh pwn

Why do women feel the need to expose themselves so much at all? Men don't, so lets get some equality going.

Why do women feel the need to expose themselves so much at all? Men don't, so lets get some equality going.
Because men are confident in their willingness to do anything, anytime.

I wouldn't consider the penis-gourds and loin-cloth cultures to be slutty.
In their system of norms, it's just as normal to wear a loin-cloth as is wearing a t-shirt and jeans is to us.
So wearing said loin-cloth is, in their culture, not considered to be overly revealing and/or sexually provocative, and therefor, not slutty.
Calling it slutty is just imposing "western" values upon a definately not-western culture.

FD, Of course you can be silly. It's always very important to have a comic-relief person in "serious" threads like this. You fit the shoe admirably ;)
And yes, I too can be silly, I just hide it better :p (and I try to stay on topic, even if only remotely, with at least part of my posts :))
Also be carefull when dodging the chandeliers, knowing Chandi's likes (the Phantom!), she has a gazilion trap-doors scattered everywhere, and she will subtly drop the chandeliers in a pattern that unknowingly forces you closer and closer to one of them, until you dodge the last chandelier, gloating "HAH, now you have nothing left to throw at me, you silly Chandelier girl!" and she merely smiles and points at the 1000ft. deep pit you are currently hurtling yourself towards.

Meath, I think it has something to do with men in our culture. Revealing something attracts male attention, and considering the western culture is still a patriarchal society, male attention gets you places.
But you show an excellent point. I feel my favourite web-comic states it the best here (http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990430.html).

@"slutty=teh pwn"
I beg to digress. Although it may be a turn-on for a short while, I don't think it would last more than a month...
A good pwn lasts for a lifetime, and in the case of relationships, usually with a ring around a certain finger of the left hand.

Why do women feel the need to expose themselves so much at all? Men don't, so lets get some equality going.

The male equivalent is slowing the car down to 3 miles an hour and yelling something akin to "hey baby! Lookin' goooooood. Wanna ride?"

Why do women feel the need to expose themselves so much at all? Men don't, so lets get some equality going.
There's no such thing, so stop making blanket statements. [/Glitzy]
I wouldn't consider the penis-gourds and loin-cloth cultures to be slutty.
In their system of norms, it's just as normal to wear a loin-cloth as is wearing a t-shirt and jeans is to us.
So wearing said loin-cloth is, in their culture, not considered to be overly revealing and/or sexually provocative, and therefor, not slutty.
Calling it slutty is just imposing "western" values upon a definately not-western culture.

FD, Of course you can be silly. It's always very important to have a comic-relief person in "serious" threads like this. You fit the shoe admirably ;)
And yes, I too can be silly, I just hide it better :p (and I try to stay on topic, even if only remotely, with at least part of my posts :))
Also be carefull when dodging the chandeliers, knowing Chandi's likes (the Phantom!), she has a gazilion trap-doors scattered everywhere, and she will subtly drop the chandeliers in a pattern that unknowingly forces you closer and closer to one of them, until you dodge the last chandelier, gloating "HAH, now you have nothing left to throw at me, you silly Chandelier girl!" and she merely smiles and points at the 1000ft. deep pit you are currently hurtling yourself towards.

Meath, I think it has something to do with men in our culture. Revealing something attracts male attention, and considering the western culture is still a patriarchal society, male attention gets you places.
But you show an excellent point. I feel my favourite web-comic states it the best here (http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990430.html).

@"slutty=teh pwn"
I beg to digress. Although it may be a turn-on for a short while, I don't think it would last more than a month...
A good pwn lasts for a lifetime, and in the case of relationships, usually with a ring around a certain finger of the left hand.

I do what I can.;)

:eek:
*dodges*
So it's a game of dodge the falling chandeliers, is it?;)

Yes, indeed.


Also be carefull when dodging the chandeliers, knowing Chandi's likes (the Phantom!), she has a gazilion trap-doors scattered everywhere, and she will subtly drop the chandeliers in a pattern that unknowingly forces you closer and closer to one of them, until you dodge the last chandelier, gloating "HAH, now you have nothing left to throw at me, you silly Chandelier girl!" and she merely smiles and points at the 1000ft. deep pit you are currently hurtling yourself towards.


That is too true!:D

Yes, indeed.



That is too true!:D

Well, you'd better hop to it before I escape.:p

Well, you'd better hop to it before I escape.:p

Through that trapdoor?:p

*drops five more chandeliers*

Through that trapdoor?:p

*drops five more chandeliers*

:eek: Oh noes!
*leaps forward, rolls left, scrambles back*

Not quite.:p

:eek: Oh noes!
*leaps forward, rolls left, scrambles back*

Not quite.:p

Almost?

*drops five more*

*must leave for now:) *

Almost?

*drops five more*

*must leave for now:) *

Ha! You mis--
*chandelier shatters on head*

*is glad for a temporary reprieve:p:)*

Ha! You mis--
*chandelier shatters on head*

*is glad for a temporary reprieve:p:)*

*laughs maniacally, drops a few more chandeliers*

*back from school*

Sexy is an outfit that is thoughtfully meant to accentuate the natural beauty of the wearer, and show her confidence.

Slutty is usually a formulaic set of clothing commonly believed to look appealing whether it actually does or not.

*laughs maniacally, drops a few more chandeliers*

*back from school*

:eek: *dodge, roll, feint, lundge*

Blast! I almost had you!

I wouldn't consider the penis-gourds and loin-cloth cultures to be slutty.
In their system of norms, it's just as normal to wear a loin-cloth as is wearing a t-shirt and jeans is to us.
So wearing said loin-cloth is, in their culture, not considered to be overly revealing and/or sexually provocative, and therefor, not slutty.
Calling it slutty is just imposing "western" values upon a definately not-western culture.
Indeed, If a woman shows a forearm in Saudi Arabia that's considered slutty! Which is very conservative by the standards of even conservative people here.

Because men are confident in their willingness to do anything, anytime.
Whose willingness?

Whose willingness?
He was making stuff up (read: overgeneralizing).

I don't see what is wrong in showing some flesh though...as long as you're hot enough.

(Emphasis mine)

I've seen variations on this perspective a few times in this thread now, and it kind of upsets me a little. I grew up believing that because I was "ugly," people would laugh at me or hate me if I had the nerve to wear pretty things, and despite being well into adulthood, I still haven't entirely broken myself of this mode of thought. I have a collection of sexy clothes that I've bought over the years and worn perhaps once each, if at all, because I simply can't work up the nerve to appear in public doing what I would think of as "acting like I think I'm pretty." So I rather hate seeing positive evidence that people really would react the way I've imagined them doing... :(

(Emphasis mine)

I've seen variations on this perspective a few times in this thread now, and it kind of upsets me a little. I grew up believing that because I was "ugly," people would laugh at me or hate me if I had the nerve to wear pretty things, and despite being well into adulthood, I still haven't entirely broken myself of this mode of thought. I have a collection of sexy clothes that I've bought over the years and worn perhaps once each, if at all, because I simply can't work up the nerve to appear in public doing what I would think of as "acting like I think I'm pretty." So I rather hate seeing positive evidence that people really would react the way I've imagined them doing... :(

Post a pic. I'll insult you if you want.:p

:eek: *dodge, roll, feint, lundge*

Blast! I almost had you!

Almost! But not quite.

Want more chandeliers?:p

*drops 7 more*

Almost! But not quite.

Want more chandeliers?:p

*drops 7 more*

More, eh? Sure, I can take 'em!:D
*engages in a series of complex evasive maneuvers*

More, eh? Sure, I can take 'em!:D
*engages in a series of complex evasive maneuvers*

*pauses to watch evasive maneuvers, laughing*

*presses button activating huge trap-door under you*

I wouldn't consider the penis-gourds and loin-cloth cultures to be slutty.
In their system of norms, it's just as normal to wear a loin-cloth as is wearing a t-shirt and jeans is to us.
So wearing said loin-cloth is, in their culture, not considered to be overly revealing and/or sexually provocative, and therefor, not slutty.
Calling it slutty is just imposing "western" values upon a definately not-western culture.

Indeed, If a woman shows a forearm in Saudi Arabia that's considered slutty! Which is very conservative by the standards of even conservative people here.

so if 'slutty' isn't cross-cultural, is it even useful?

Post a pic. I'll insult you if you want.:p

Heh. No thanks. The only digital pictures I have of myself are either woefully out of date or R-rated, so if you want to insult me, I'm afraid you'll just have to use your imagination. :)

*pauses to watch evasive maneuvers, laughing*

*presses button activating huge trap-door under you*
Gah!:S *leaps from the door before he falls* You're quite the nemesis.:)
Heh. No thanks. The only digital pictures I have of myself are either woefully out of date or R-rated, so if you want to insult me, I'm afraid you'll just have to use your imagination. :)

Oh, but there's no insult there.;) And if the only ones you have are outdated, I'll make do.:)

Oh, but there's no insult there.;) And if the only ones you have are outdated, I'll make do.:)

"Outdated" is perhaps an understatement. The most recent G-rated digital photo of me that I know of is from something like eight or nine years ago, when I was but a wee teenaged Poliwanacraca. I look quite different nowadays (and thank goodness, too).

But if you're really, really curious, I've been told I bear a striking resemblance to Waterhouse's Ophelia (http://www.victorianweb.org/painting/jww/paintings/7.html). And really, isn't a Victorian-era painting of a fictional character so much cooler than some silly old photo? :p

"Outdated" is perhaps an understatement. The most recent G-rated digital photo of me that I know of is from something like eight or nine years ago, when I was but a wee teenaged Poliwanacraca. I look quite different nowadays (and thank goodness, too).

But if you're really, really curious, I've been told I bear a striking resemblance to Waterhouse's Ophelia (http://www.victorianweb.org/painting/jww/paintings/7.html). And really, isn't a Victorian-era painting of a fictional character so much cooler than some silly old photo? :p

No, because now I'm impossibly curious as to what you look like.:D:p And if you want to send me an updated photo, I could TG you my email address.:)

No, because now I'm impossibly curious as to what you look like.:D:p And if you want to send me an updated photo, I could TG you my email address.:)

Sorry, I don't share the R-rated photos with anyone I don't know very, very well, let alone people I just met on the internet. If I ever manage to afford a digital camera, I might put a photo on this forum someday, but in the meantime, I'm afraid you'll just have to make do with Ophelia. Sowwy.

On an even more off-topic topic, I just noticed that you said you were from Missouri. What part, out of curiosity? I grew up near Kansas City. :)

so if 'slutty' isn't cross-cultural, is it even useful?
It's usually used within cultures though my view is that it's sexist and redundant.

Sorry, I don't share the R-rated photos with anyone I don't know very, very well, let alone people I just met on the internet. If I ever manage to afford a digital camera, I might put a photo on this forum someday, but in the meantime, I'm afraid you'll just have to make do with Ophelia. Sowwy.

On an even more off-topic topic, I just noticed that you said you were from Missouri. What part, out of curiosity? I grew up near Kansas City. :)

:eek: ZOMG!! I live in Kansas City! I have most of my life. All but two years.:)

:eek: ZOMG!! I live in Kansas City! I have most of my life. All but two years.:)

Awesome. It's always good to meet a fellow Kansas Citian. :)

Awesome. It's always good to meet a fellow Kansas Citian. :)

Indeed. It doesn't happen often here.:) Only Aerou that I knew of....Do you not live here now? Sorry if I'm prying...

Indeed. It doesn't happen often here.:) Only Aerou that I knew of....Do you not live here now? Sorry if I'm prying...

I met some other Kansas City person on here a few months back, but I can't remember who at the moment. Ah well.

No worries on the prying front! I sort of live in KC now - I've been bouncing back and forth between New England and my parents' house for the past few years, due to various health issues which periodically render fully independent life difficult.

*pauses to watch evasive maneuvers, laughing*

*presses button activating huge trap-door under you*

*Hands Chandelier a dustpan and broom.*

You're cleaning this up.

*Hands Chandelier a dustpan and broom.*

You're cleaning this up.

That's what the trapdoor was for, partially.

Gah!:S *leaps from the door before he falls* You're quite the nemesis.:)


Thanks!:)

I met some other Kansas City person on here a few months back, but I can't remember who at the moment. Ah well.

No worries on the prying front! I sort of live in KC now - I've been bouncing back and forth between New England and my parents' house for the past few years, due to various health issues which periodically render fully independent life difficult.
That might have been her....I don't remember when she quit posting....

Ah, I see. The other one and I plan to meet each other some time. But she's so busy, who knows when.:p Might be something to consider for the very distant future.:)
That's what the trapdoor was for, partially.



Thanks!:)

Sure thing! This is fun.:)

Sure thing! This is fun.:)

Yes, it is fun. *sinister giggle*

*drops more chandeliers*

Sexy is an outfit that is thoughtfully meant to accentuate the natural beauty of the wearer, and show her confidence.

Slutty is usually a formulaic set of clothing commonly believed to look appealing whether it actually does or not.
Good one!
May I add that the "formula" usually includes showing lots of skin?

... because I simply can't work up the nerve to appear in public doing what I would think of as "acting like I think I'm pretty." So I rather hate seeing positive evidence that people really would react the way I've imagined them doing... :(
Poliwanacraca, Have you ever worn your outfits at home? Look at yourself in a mirror and look at the person in the mirror.
If you would see any other person walking around like that, would you think her ugly?
Now, look back in the mirror, and look at yourself. Would you consider yourself ugly?

If your answers are "no" and "yes" respectively, I would call you a hypocrit ;)
You have every right to wear what you want, where you want. (except maybe "nothing" in front of "kindergarten"...)
Try out some stuff in front of a mirror, and if you find something you like, ask a friend (not a "friend", a friend) what they think, have a giggle about it you want. No-one is to old to play dress-up!

It is my personal belief that no single woman is ugly. (And this belief has withstood 20 years of field testing!)
I'm not going to let you be the one to disprove it ;)
You too can be beautifull, all you have to do is see it yourself!

so if 'slutty' isn't cross-cultural, is it even useful?
It's definately usefull. Despite the fact that we only found a fitting definition in this very thread, the word has survived countless years of lingual "survival of the fittest". Therefore we can only conclude that the word has at least some merrit to it.
And now seriously: The word can be used within your own culture just fine, even if it is generally considered insulting.
In that way, it's just as usefull as "dickhead" or "asshole", which are also insulting in english, but not every language. ("asshole" for example, translates very bad to dutch, people would still take it as an insult, but a weird one)

*traipses around in the thread very carefully to collect the letters and quotes for this post*
Chandi, FD, when you're done cleaning up all the glass splinters, can you tell me, so I can walk around again without getting painfull cuts in my feet?
;)

Poliwanacraca, Have you ever worn your outfits at home? Look at yourself in a mirror and look at the person in the mirror.
If you would see any other person walking around like that, would you think her ugly?
Now, look back in the mirror, and look at yourself. Would you consider yourself ugly?

If your answers are "no" and "yes" respectively, I would call you a hypocrit ;)
You have every right to wear what you want, where you want. (except maybe "nothing" in front of "kindergarten"...)
Try out some stuff in front of a mirror, and if you find something you like, ask a friend (not a "friend", a friend) what they think, have a giggle about it you want. No-one is to old to play dress-up!


The answers are indeed "no" and "yes" respectively, and I know that makes me, if not exactly a hypocrite, at least somewhat silly. I've also had friends tell me many times that I should feel more comfortable dressing sexily. (Several of my male friends have been particularly enthusiastic on this point. :rolleyes:) But the fact remains that when I put on what I think of as pretty clothes, I instantly become massively paranoid about people thinking horrible things about me - so it becomes easier just to wear baggy old jeans and t-shirts and not have to worry about it.

The stupidest thing about all this, of course, is that the sort of people who would look at anyone and think, "Ugh, she's too ugly to go around wearing tank tops. She should go home and put a bag over her head" are pretty much the sort of people for whom I am likely to have zero respect, so it hardly makes sense to waste any time or effort worrying about their opinions. Sadly, anxiety rarely responds well to this sort of sensible reasoning...

I think I can relate. There were a couple of girls in school, back when age was still written in one digit, and they bullied me too.
A psychiatrist would probably be delighted to hear that I blame them for still feeling fidgety whenever I get a compliment. I still don't take compliments well, making me all blushy and trying to reason them away.

All I can say is that anxiety indeed can't be reasoned away. We'll have to confront said anxiety with countless proofs of the opposite before it will go away. All I can advise you (and myself while I'm at it..) is to make sure you are in positions to obtain such proof ;)

Go on, wear it! Do yourself (and us men :rolleyes: ) a favour!

I agree with you on the "stupid" part. After the teacher intervened (yay for observant teachers!) I still went out to the bully-girls for a few weeks trying to get their attention. Somehow it seems human to want attention from those that won't give you the right kind (of attention that is). Maybe it has something to do with a desire to be thought-well-of by everyone, especially the ones who don't think well of you...
Okay, enough with the amateur psychology...

Polli, I hope you overcome your anxieties!
(I'll leave FD to say "And remember, there's always NS general!", that seems to be his line somehow)

(And I hope you understand the "hypocrit" wasn't meant as a bad thing :( But it looks like you got the meaning of what I was trying to say..)

Good one!
*traipses around in the thread very carefully to collect the letters and quotes for this post*
Chandi, FD, when you're done cleaning up all the glass splinters, can you tell me, so I can walk around again without getting painfull cuts in my feet?
;)

Of course!:)

Yes, it is fun. *sinister giggle*

*drops more chandeliers*
:eek: Oh noes!
*flees*
*traipses around in the thread very carefully to collect the letters and quotes for this post*
Chandi, FD, when you're done cleaning up all the glass splinters, can you tell me, so I can walk around again without getting painfull cuts in my feet?
;-)
Not a chance.:P
The answers are indeed "no" and "yes" respectively, and I know that makes me, if not exactly a hypocrite, at least somewhat silly. I've also had friends tell me many times that I should feel more comfortable dressing sexily. (Several of my male friends have been particularly enthusiastic on this point. :rolleyes:) But the fact remains that when I put on what I think of as pretty clothes, I instantly become massively paranoid about people thinking horrible things about me - so it becomes easier just to wear baggy old jeans and t-shirts and not have to worry about it.

The stupidest thing about all this, of course, is that the sort of people who would look at anyone and think, "Ugh, she's too ugly to go around wearing tank tops. She should go home and put a bag over her head" are pretty much the sort of people for whom I am likely to have zero respect, so it hardly makes sense to waste any time or effort worrying about their opinions. Sadly, anxiety rarely responds well to this sort of sensible reasoning...
The real problem is that you aren't selfish enough.:p You shouldn't worry about what other people think of the way you dress. Just dress however makes you feel comfortable or beautiful or sexy...whatever it is you want to feel. It's your mind that will appeal to the guys you probably want anyway.
I think I can relate. There were a couple of girls in school, back when age was still written in one digit, and they bullied me too.
A psychiatrist would probably be delighted to hear that I blame them for still feeling fidgety whenever I get a compliment. I still don't take compliments well, making me all blushy and trying to reason them away.

All I can say is that anxiety indeed can't be reasoned away. We'll have to confront said anxiety with countless proofs of the opposite before it will go away. All I can advise you (and myself while I'm at it..) is to make sure you are in positions to obtain such proof ;)

Go on, wear it! Do yourself (and us men :rolleyes: ) a favour!

I agree with you on the "stupid" part. After the teacher intervened (yay for observant teachers!) I still went out to the bully-girls for a few weeks trying to get their attention. Somehow it seems human to want attention from those that won't give you the right kind (of attention that is). Maybe it has something to do with a desire to be thought-well-of by everyone, especially the ones who don't think well of you...
Okay, enough with the amateur psychology...

Polli, I hope you overcome your anxieties!
(I'll leave FD to say "And remember, there's always NS general!", that seems to be his line somehow)

(And I hope you understand the "hypocrit" wasn't meant as a bad thing :( But it looks like you got the meaning of what I was trying to say..)
What's that supposed to mean?:( I emphasize the beauty of the person, not of the vessel. Being in General just makes that distinction more apparent, especially with no photos. But I still want to see them, even if they are outdated.:p
Of course!:)

Good, 'cause I won't.:p

What's that supposed to mean?:( I emphasize the beauty of the person, not of the vessel. Being in General just makes that distinction more apparent, especially with no photos. But I still want to see them, even if they are outdated.:p

FD, it's supposed to mean that there are always kind people who will like and help you here.
As a newbie, I don't feel it's my position to speak on behalf of the people here.
You however, are not only not a newbie, you even have a reputation here.
So, I'll let you tell Polli, on behalf of all of us, that we like her.

But, since I'm at it anyways now:
Polli, I like you, regardless of what other people will think of you.
You seem nice and kind from the posts I've seen from you :)

FD, it's supposed to mean that there are always kind people who will like and help you here.
As a newbie, I don't feel it's my position to speak on behalf of the people here.
You however, are not only not a newbie, you even have a reputation here.
So, I'll let you tell Polli, on behalf of all of us, that we like her.

But, since I'm at it anyways now:
Polli, I like you, regardless of what other people will think of you.
You seem nice and kind from the posts I've seen from you :)

Oh, that...wasn't that implied in what I said?:confused:

But, since I'm at it anyways now:
Polli, I like you, regardless of what other people will think of you.
You seem nice and kind from the posts I've seen from you :)

Aw, thanks. :)

(You know, NS General is a very strange place - in under 1200 posts, I've had people insult me, compliment me, ask me to marry them, damn me to hell, and everything in between. Thanks for coming down on the nice side of the line...even if being damned to hell is rather entertaining. :p )

Aw, thanks. :)

(You know, NS General is a very strange place - in under 1200 posts, I've had people insult me, compliment me, ask me to marry them, damn me to hell, and everything in between. Thanks for coming down on the nice side of the line...even if being damned to hell is rather entertaining. :p )

You seem like a very nice person and I agree with Cornflakeistan: be a little more selfish. Trust me, most people are far more involved with how they look to you than in judging how you look. And you can always do the old "imagine them in their underwear" thing, it often helps. :D

:eek: Oh noes!
*flees*


*opens ring of trapdoors around you and drops three more chandeliers*


Good, 'cause I won't.:p
Yes, but I'm the one dropping the chandeliers.:)

It's definately usefull. Despite the fact that we only found a fitting definition in this very thread, the word has survived countless years of lingual "survival of the fittest". Therefore we can only conclude that the word has at least some merrit to it.
And now seriously: The word can be used within your own culture just fine, even if it is generally considered insulting.
In that way, it's just as usefull as "dickhead" or "asshole", which are also insulting in english, but not every language. ("asshole" for example, translates very bad to dutch, people would still take it as an insult, but a weird one)

well sure, we can always use another word to call someone or something we don't like. i'm just not sure that as a concept there really is anything there beyond a statement of personal disaproval.

That pic of Jodie was tame by comparison. There was a pic in the papers of her basically wearing something that looked like two belts which just covered her nipples. (1 belt strap for each). That kind of outfit is not for anything other than porn in my eyes.
That is an opinion i can agree with.

Aw, thanks. :)

(You know, NS General is a very strange place - in under 1200 posts, I've had people insult me, compliment me, ask me to marry them, damn me to hell, and everything in between. Thanks for coming down on the nice side of the line...even if being damned to hell is rather entertaining. :p )
Yeah, well, if P&P were still around you would be married to someone here.:p
You seem like a very nice person and I agree with Cornflakeistan: be a little more selfish. Trust me, most people are far more involved with how they look to you than in judging how you look. And you can always do the old "imagine them in their underwear" thing, it often helps. :D
Hey! I was the one who said that!:mad:
*opens ring of trapdoors around you and drops three more chandeliers*
Oh, sh--...
*collapses under the impact of a shattering chandelier*

Yes, but I'm the one dropping the chandeliers.:)

True. But you could make one of the n00bs clean it up.

Oh, sh--...
*collapses under the impact of a shattering chandelier*


*maniacal laughter*
Does that mean I win?


True. But you could make one of the n00bs clean it up.

Or I could just open up all of my trapdoors and let the shards fall into oblivion...:)

*maniacal laughter*
Does that mean I win?
*shakes head to clear it*
Not by a long shot. I'm not so easy to finish off.;):p


Or I could just open up all of my trapdoors and let the shards fall into oblivion...:)

But that wouldn't work unless.....the whole floor is made of trapdoors!:eek:

The sluttier the sexier! I totally am all about the slutty look. I love the slut.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....slut. (imagine homer simpson doing the drool thing)

The sluttier the sexier! I totally am all about the slutty look. I love the slut.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....slut. (imagine homer simpson doing the drool thing)

*devours sluts....er, donuts:eek:*

:p

The sluttier the sexier! I totally am all about the slutty look. I love the slut.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....slut. (imagine homer simpson doing the drool thing)

But Freedonia, would you actually consider dating one for more than 3 months?
Or longer?

But Freedonia, would you actually consider dating one for more than 3 months?
Or longer?

I don't think he's interested in dating one at all.:p

*shakes head to clear it*
Not by a long shot. I'm not so easy to finish off.;):p


I didn't think so.:)

*drops another chandelier*


But that wouldn't work unless.....the whole floor is made of trapdoors!:eek:

You figured it out!;)

*demonstrates the trap-door mechanism, to clean up all of the chandeliers*

I didn't think so.:)

*drops another chandelier*
Ha! You mi--


You figured it out!;)

*demonstrates the trap-door mechanism, to clean up all of the chandeliers*

--Iiiisssssssed!

Ha! You mi----Iiiisssssssed!

*maniacal laughter*

Do you need an unending ladder or something, or can you escape from the abyss on your own?:)

*maniacal laughter*

Do you need an unending ladder or something, or can you escape from the abyss on your own?:)

I'M SURE I'LL MANAGE, THANKS!
*plots escape*

I'M SURE I'LL MANAGE, THANKS!
*plots escape*

All right, then.:)

*sinister giggle*

All right, then.:)

*sinister giggle*

UMM...DO YOU BY CHANCE HAVE A TOOTHPICK, A PAPERCLIP, A STRAW AND SOME CHEWING GUM STILL IN THE WRAPPER?

UMM...DO YOU BY CHANCE HAVE A TOOTHPICK, A PAPERCLIP, A STRAW AND SOME CHEWING GUM STILL IN THE WRAPPER?

*throws desired objects down to you*

*followed by maniacal laughter and another chandelier*

You can be sexy without being revealing. That's the difference, I think.

*throws desired objects down to you*

*followed by maniacal laughter and another chandelier*

AHA!
*mimicks McGuyver stunt and swings out of chasm*

Stay on-topic, FD. You and the French ceiling ornament too.

Jolt has a lovely spam forum for you. Do use it.

Since this thread has devolved into spam, I'm stalling it.

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