NationStates Jolt Archive

Thanks!:) Of course I'm showing off...;)

I'll click them now and read them later when I have some time instead of sleeping.:) But why would you do a thing like that with little old me?:p

I'm joining late I know. My perfect girl. Well she has to be nice, kind, loving, caring, faithful, honest good sense of humor and will accept me inside and out. She has to have some traditional values, etc. She doesn't have to be Catholic, but she must know that I am a devoult Roman Catholic, and she must be ok with that and respect my beliefs and values.

I'll click them now and read them later when I have some time instead of sleeping.:) But why would you do a thing like that with little old me?:p

All right. I really don't know...:)

She's not thick. Plus you can't hump a brain!!!!

:cool: Oh? ;) :p He he heee

As for the out of bed part....the shower? How about up against a wall? A library?;):p

I assume you bolded the parts that apply to you? Too bad you don't like dogs. *sigh* 'Twas not meant to be.

"Nationstates girls do it in the library." :D

:cool: Oh? ;) :p He he heee

:eek:!

I assume you bolded the parts that apply to you? Too bad you don't like dogs. *sigh* 'Twas not meant to be.

"Nationstates girls do it in the library." :D

It's so easy to find a nice secluded place in a library! :eek: ;)

:eek:!
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And I've been advised to say no more on the matter. Maybe the resident humpers can shed further light on things :)

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And I've been advised to say no more on the matter. Maybe the resident humpers can shed further light on things :)

:eek: I hope they don't :s

:eek: I hope they don't :s

I think that would be best :)

I think that everyone (atleast in some small way) settles with a person that doesnt really meet all of what they want (just look at divorce rates i guess).But hey,its fun to dream.

I guess mine would be a short asian with somewhat long hair,a face and smile to die for,intelligent,athiest,loves debate,a hardcore gamer and pc nerd,nice breast (but not to large,ive never had a thing for watermelons),responsible yet risk taking,sarcastic,humerous,and very open to trying stuff in bed.:D sadly like i said,i dont think everyone really gets what they want in all respects :( oh well,no perverted dreams being realised for me.

Holy crap, bar the red, you've just desribed my girlfriend ('http://s88.photobucket.com/albums/k191/digitalnoface/?action=view&current=IMG_9989.jpg&refPage=&imgAnch=imgAnch1') word for word! (She's a bit glammed up in this pic, she her advertising company was running a promo for Loreal, so they did a photoshoot for fun :p) If it doesn't work out (heh, like I'm letting this one go) I'll TG you with her details ;) . Mind you, she is chinese, if it was profitable enough, maybe she'd let me rent her out to NSG posters... (I am going to get a beating for that... :headbang: But on the bright side, every beating is proceeded by make-up sex, the best kind IMO...I sense another beating :( )

All right. I really don't know...:)
Yes, it is.:) I think you do.:p
I assume you bolded the parts that apply to you? Too bad you don't like dogs. *sigh* 'Twas not meant to be.

"Nationstates girls do it in the library." :D
They do. Heh, I have a dog. And I didn't bold dogs because I don't have a particular passion for them. I'm really indifferent.
It's so easy to find a nice secluded place in a library! :eek: ;)

I've done some scouting in passing through.;)

Yes, it is.:) I think you do.:p

Hmm. No, I really don't:)

Hmm. No, I really don't:)

Indeed. I do: it's my natural charm and charisma.:cool::p

My perfect girlfriend should first of all be intelligent, someone who you can talk to all night long and suddenly realise it's time to go to work/university
She should also be leftwing (more left then social democrat) and if she looked like this, she'd be my goddess:
:D
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d1/brakke123/anarchapunk.gif

Indeed. I do: it's my natural charm and charisma.:cool::p

That must be it.

That must be it.

Why are you whispering? :confused:

That's a good question.

That's a good question.

At least you're not passing out (more or less secret) notes, eh? ;)

At least you're not passing out (more or less secret) notes, eh? ;)

Right:)

Random whispering is fun!

Right:)

Random whispering is fun!

Indeed. And I bet you're getting tired of those notes anyway ;) However, secret messages written in white text can be even more fun, if you just know hen and where to look for it :p :D

At least you're not passing out (more or less secret) notes, eh? ;)

Is their something you would like to share with the rest of the class Gravlen and Chandelier?

Indeed. And I bet you're getting tired of those notes anyway ;) However, secret messages written in white text can be even more fun, if you just know hen and where to look for it :p :D

Yes. They certainly are fun!


Is their something you would like to share with the rest of the class Gravlen and Chandelier?


Not particularly.:)

Has anyone said The Beautiful Darkness yet?
She's perfect and a girl. :D :fluffle:

Whats your dream girl or guy. Meaning if you could build someone to ideally fit what your attracted to what would they look like and wear? I'm just curious

Edit: should be noted for me it would be a cute asian girl semi-short hair. Kinda shy and an accent. And of course smart, funny, and easy to talk to. But thats just me.

Someone who looks like Tera Patrick, acts like her behind closed doors, has a Mensa-level IQ, and is a REPUBLICAN :D

Oh really? I've been formulating a novel for several years now. Haven't actually started writing it, though. I write poetry when the inspiration beats me over the head.


Who said he's the evil one?:p

Well it can't be me cos I'd be the Diet Coke of evil! Just one calorie......not quite evil enough! [/quote lol] I'm gonna kill you all while you sleep:eek:

:cool: Oh? ;) :p He he heee

*jumps in ROFLCOPTER*

That must be it.
Then gloat away.:)
Why are you whispering? :confused:
Should we not be whispering?:confused:
That's a good question.
Isn't it, though?
Indeed. And I bet you're getting tired of those notes anyway ;) However, secret messages written in white text can be even more fun, if you just know hen and where to look for it :p :D
Don't encourage her!:eek:
Has anyone said The Beautiful Darkness yet?
She's perfect and a girl. XD :fluffle:
You just had to bring that up again, didn't you?:rolleyes:
*vainly assumes against better judgement that you're poking fun*
Well it can't be me cos I'd be the Diet Coke of evil! Just one calorie......not quite evil enough! [/quote lol] I'm gonna kill you all while you sleep:eek:

That's what they all say....*clandestinely moves to Ireland*

my perfect girl would be just a bit smaller than me, good personality, put up with my randomness, redheaded, cute, thin but not too thin.

my perfect girl would be just a bit smaller than me, good personality, put up with my randomness, redheaded, cute, thin but not too thin.

Sorry, she's taken.:p

hmm.......

Granted they were fit, the personality would be more important.

Then gloat away.:)

Should we not be whispering?:confused:

Isn't it, though?

Don't encourage her!:eek:


*laughs maniacally
Of course we should be whispering! And it was a very good question.

The perfect girl?

The one who is intelligent, nice looking and especially who can survive living with me.:)

*laughs maniacally
Of course we should be whispering! And it was a very good question.

Maybe he shouldn't be whispering, then?:p

Oy! What's going on here?

Anyway, my perfect guy or girl would have a sexy scouse accent. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0026.gif

They do. Heh, I have a dog. And I didn't bold dogs because I don't have a particular passion for them. I'm really indifferent.


Fair enough.

Fair enough.

No further comment?:p

No further comment?:p

Haha...I mean, fair enough, I'll meet you in the library at 7:30. Nonfiction section, next to 303.86F.

Haha...I mean, fair enough, I'll meet you in the library at 7:30. Nonfiction section, next to 303.86F.

Oh, how I wish I lived in Charm City right now.;):(

Oh, how I wish I lived in Charm City right now.;):(

Aw...you should move. It's a truly charming place. Just ask Laerod!

Girl, red hair, interested in science fiction, not particularly religious, interested in me. Boobs are a nice complement but not necessary.

Clothes? Heh, since when did I care about that?


so she wouldnt havent boobs? no boobs at all? boobs are half the woman no matter what size...

now that made ME giggle. thats addorible.
...and i wouldnt build myself the "perfect mate". perfection is so annoying and finding that right someone is half the fun of it. the chase is just too good to give up.

Aw...you should move. It's a truly charming place. Just ask Laerod!

:eek: Are you enticing me? 'Cause it might be working.;)

Maybe he shouldn't be whispering, then?:p
*keeps laughing maniacally*
Perhaps not.

WYTYG with TBD's hair, and a bottle of rum.

*keeps laughing maniacally*
Perhaps not.
Ahahahahahaha!!!!! Ahahahahahaha!!!!! Ahahahaaaaaalrighty then...
Why not? Surely there are secrets abound best kept quiet?
Oy! What's going on here?

Anyway, my perfect guy or girl would have a sexy scouse accent. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0026.gif
Interesting... Very interesting indeed... ;)

Ahahahahahaha!!!!! Ahahahahahaha!!!!! Ahahahaaaaaalrighty then...
Why not? Surely there are secrets abound best kept quiet?

*continues laughing maniacally for the fun of it*
I don't know the reason.

WYTYG with TBD's hair, and a bottle of rum.

That sounds like a nice plot for a porno.:p

That sounds like a nice plot for a porno.:p

Ofcourse it is!

WYTYG with TBD, and a bottle of rum.

That sounds like a better plot!!!!!!!!!!:D [/letch]

That sounds like a better plot!!!!!!!!!!:D [/letch]
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*Faints*

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http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/shocked016.gif
*Faints*

Well you know I'm right!!!!!!!!! :D

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/shocked032.gif
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*Faints*

Unconscious Gravlen! Perfect! *Kidnaps Grav...* Smeg, I can't afford enough chocolate to keep him. :(

*Steals your clothes*

Well you know I'm right!!!!!!!!! :D

I know that that many exclamation marks is a sure sign of someone wearing their underpants on their head - but you might be on to something ;) :p

Unconscious Gravlen! Perfect! *Kidnaps Grav...* Smeg, I can't afford enough chocolate to keep him. :(

*Steals your clothes*

*Streaks through thread*

Wohoooo! :D

I know that that many exclamation marks is a sure sign of someone wearing their underpants on their head - but you might be on to something ;) :p

Doesn't everyone?????!!!!!!!!!!

p.s !!!!!!!!

*Streaks through thread*

Wohoooo! :D

*averts eyes*:p

*keeps laughing maniacally*
Perhaps not.
*chuckles menacingly*
Not our problem, though.:p
*continues laughing maniacally for the fun of it*
I don't know the reason.
I do.:p
Well you know I'm right!!!!!!!!! :D

Yes. Yes, you are.;)

*chuckles menacingly*
Not our problem, though.:p

I do.:p

*still giggling in a sinister manner*
Well, I don't know. :)

That sounds like a better plot!!!!!!!!!!:D [/letch]

:eek: Oh my! :p

Prolly a Czech girl, long red hair [Down past her ass would be best]. Abou 5 feet 9 inches would be the ideal height. Thickish legs and a little pot belly would be the best. Not a big belly, just a little above being flat so that it looks smooth.

Brests should be a b cup or smaller...and feet should be tiny.

Oh and a larger than average nose, I like big noses.

I'd lover for her to be a Fascist, but anything is good as long as it's not Communist.Sorry, we have rules against this sort of thing: No girls allowed.:p
You like boys?:eek:
B or smaller is just a crime!
Maybe it's you!:eek: :eek: Oh, she'll just love to read that when she gets back.:D You're kidding.....right?:eek:
She wouldn't be highly distressed, would she?
I am merely poking fun whilst stirring the pot a wee bit.*Hopes for self*

Then I'm quite real.:)

And quite a catch, too.;):p
lol.

B or smaller is just a crime!


What? That's not very nice...:(

(Sorry this post is just so i can have 30 posts.) :D
You win this thread!

What? That's not very nice...:(
For guys to aim for that....
Nothing wrong with them is what i meant.
:eek: :(

oh noes. :rolleyes:You really should be more afraid of her than that.....

I know from past experience....:(
You should have shown a Bayonet!

My perfect woman would have pistol grip ears and fold-back teeth.
*Tilts head on an angle*
o_O

Why?:confused:
Fexible Petite asian...

*still giggling in a sinister manner*
Well, I don't know. :-)
*is amused by sinister giggling*:)
And I seem to have forgotten.:p
:eek: Oh my! :p
Have you ever considered women as sexual partners? Not to pry, just curious now....
You like boys?:eek:
B or smaller is just a crime!

She wouldn't be highly distressed, would she?
I am merely poking fun whilst stirring the pot a wee bit.*Hopes for self*
No, there's a reason I don't like Fascists...;)

Yes, I imagine she would...Who wouldn't, though? We're talking me after all....Meh. I cannot harbor any hope....
lol.
;)
What? That's not very nice...:(
:fluffle:
You should have shown a Bayonet!
You do it!
Fexible Petite asian...
I'll take a flexible, petite Italian/Swede.;) *drools over own apprentice*

*is amused by sinister giggling*:)
And I seem to have forgotten.:p

*is glad that you are amused by sinister giggling*
All right, then.


:fluffle:


Aww...a fluffle...directed at me?
Thanks, I guess, but why?

For guys to aim for that....
Nothing wrong with them is what i meant.

Okay. I understand now.

*is glad that you are amused by sinister giggling*
All right, then.

*is glad to be a source of...gladness?:P*
Seems to be working with us, though.:)

Aww...a fluffle...directed at me?
Thanks, I guess, but why?

Of course!:)
I dunno...seemed like an appropriate time for it?

Have you ever considered women as sexual partners? Not to pry, just curious now....

If you must have an answer to that, ask me later on msn.

If you must have an answer to that, ask me later on msn.


My girl/wiv&tc/ should be insterting etc... Otherwise it would all be boring.

My girl/wiv&tc/ should be insterting etc... Otherwise it would all be boring.

...Pardon?

...Pardon?

very very sorry; I am inebinbriated currently; someone else can answer my question right now to the Beautiful Darkness

*is glad to be a source of...gladness?:P*
Seems to be working with us, though.:)
Of course!:)
I dunno...seemed like an appropriate time for it?
*is glad to be...isn't sure what to say and reverts back to sinister giggling*
It does, doesn't it?

I suppose it was an appropriate time. Thanks, I guess.:)

...Pardon?
My girl/wife &totaly cutie/ should be interesting etc... Otherwise it would all be boring.

Is what he said.

Basicaly he wants a girl he can take out on the town and have some fun with.

Third Eye Blind
She Likes me for Me
she dont care about my car,
and she dont care about my money,
and thats real good cuz i dont got a lot to spend,
but if i did it would mean nothing.

She likes me for me,
not because i look like tyson bedford,
with the charm of robert redford,
unsing out my ears,
what she sees,
are my most rending desisions,
my insecure conditions,
*LINE CENSORED*

she don't care about my big screen,
or my collection of dvds,
things like that just never mattered much to her,
plus she don't watch too much tv.

she dont care that i could fly her,
to places she aint never been,
if she really wants to go,
i think deep down she knows that,
all she has to say is when.

she likes me for me,
not because i hang with leonardo,
or that guy who played in fargo,
i think his name was steve.
shes the one for me,
and i just cant live without her,
my arms belong around her,
and im so glad i found her once again,
and im so glad i found her once again,
yeah im so glad i found her once again.

gazing at the ceiling,
as we entertain our feelings in the dark,
things that we're afraid of,
are gonna show us what we're made of in the end.

she likes me for me,
not because i sing like pavarotti,
or because im such a hottie.(sigh)

i like her for her,
not because shes phat like cindy crawford,
she has got so much to offer,
why does she waste all her time with me?
there must be something there that i don't see,
i don't see.

she likes me for me,
not because im tough like dirty harry,
make her laugh just like jim carrey,
im like the cable guy,
but what she sees,
is that i cant live with out her,
my arms belong arround her,
and im so glad i found her once again,
i found her once again,
once again,
yeah im so glad i found her once again.
*and the tears upon the pillow that i shed.

My girl/wife etcetera/ should be interesting etc... Otherwise it would all be boring.

Is what he said.

Basicaly he wants a girl he can take out on the town and have some fun with.

...Why did he quote me then? :confused:

...Why did he quote me then? :confused:

Read the thread again, hon. ;)

very very sorry; I am inebinbriated currently; someone else can answer my question right now to the Beautiful Darkness

Read the thread again, hon. ;)

... I must be stupid. I still don't get it.:(

... I must be stupid. I still don't get it.:(

He quoted you, because he was answering you for the drunk Yesmusic.

He quoted you, because he was answering you for the drunk Yesmusic.

Harley did... I meant why did Yesmusic quote me....

Oh, sorry, misunderstood your question.

My guess is he quoted you cuz he was hammered. :p

Oh, sorry, misunderstood your question.

My guess is he quoted you cuz he was hammered. :p

Lol, I guess that's as good a reason as any :p

Lol, I guess that's as good a reason as any :p


Hell, it's my excuse for half the dumb shite I do. ;)

Hell, it's my excuse for half the dumb shite I do. ;)

I wish that excuse worked for me :(

It generally seems to make things worse...

Harley did... I meant why did Yesmusic quote me....
Thanks for clearing that up.;)

I wish that excuse worked for me :(

It generally seems to make things worse...
:(
What do you do?:eek:

:(
What do you do?:eek:

Nothing ;)

Nothing ;)


And that includes not talking to me on MSN. :p

Nothing ;)
Well if Nothing;) gets you into trouble, i want to do Nothing;) with you.

And that includes not talking to me on MSN. :p

...When have I had that option? o_O

Well if Nothing;) gets you into trouble, i want to do Nothing;) with you.

;)

...When have I had that option? o_O


Always. You've just never taken advantage of me -- I mean, it. :p

Always. You've just never taken advantage of me -- I mean, it. :p

Haha, I had no idea :p

Haha, I had no idea :p


Perhaps you should check your TGs more often. ;)

If you must have an answer to that, ask me later on msn.
Done.;)
*is glad to be...isn't sure what to say and reverts back to sinister giggling*
It does, doesn't it?
*giggles in an unsinister fasion at your indecision*
I wouldn't say it otherwise.:p

I suppose it was an appropriate time. Thanks, I guess.:)
Sure thing!:)
I wish that excuse worked for me :(

It generally seems to make things worse...

*makes a note to exclude that from list of viable excuses*:p

*giggles in an unsinister fasion at your indecision*
I wouldn't say it otherwise.:p


Sure thing!:)


*giggles in a sinister fashion at my own indecision*

:)

Sure is a lot of laughing in this thread...

Sure is a lot of laughing in this thread...

:p :D :p

no-way!

:p :D :p

no-way!

Yes way! ;) :D
All of it the hidden, conspiratorical kind!

Haha, I had no idea :p

Hi Beautiful!
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Yes way! ;) :D
All of it the hidden, conspiratorical kind!

Meh.:p

Ah, damn me, I normally check all that kinda stuff.....just getting lazy I guess!

Found her almost. I know the woman I want to marry, but there's a little bit to big of a theology gap between us: if only she were Presbyterian. In every other aspect she is wonderful though: politically, socially, family-wise, piety-wise, etc.

Hi Beautiful!
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Hello gorgeous! Long time no see :(

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

;)
Spend the day doing nothing but Nothing;) .

Spend the day doing nothing but Nothing;) .

Sounds... Interesting;)

*giggles in a sinister fashion at my own indecision*

:)
Cute, isn't it?:)
So about what shall we speak now?
Sure is a lot of laughing in this thread...
So?
Yes way! ;) :D
All of it the hidden, conspiratorical kind!
Your point, please.
Meh.:p

Ah, damn me, I normally check all that kinda stuff.....just getting lazy I guess!

I thought you would have read it.....j00 pha3l.

Cute, isn't it?:)
So about what shall we speak now?


Yes, definitely.
Umm...the merits of different types of maniacal laughter?

Yes, definitely.
Umm...the merits of different types of maniacal laughter?

Aha! So you admit that you're cute!:p
I suppose we could, yes.

So?

Your point, please.

Now what on earth makes you think I had a point to make with those statements? :cool:

Now what on earth makes you think I had a point to make with those statements? :cool:

Nothing. I was just thinking that if you did have a point it wasn't evident.:p

Aha! So you admit that you're cute!:p
I suppose we could, yes.
But...you said, "Cute, isn't it?" I didn't admit that I'm cute:confused:
Okay. Sinister giggles are quite fun!

But...you said, "Cute, isn't it?" I didn't admit that I'm cute:confused:
Okay. Sinister giggles are quite fun!

Ah, but you did. When you said, "Yes, definitely.";)
They're cute, anyway. I've only ever been able to manage the sinister chuckle as far as trying to giggle in any sort of sinister fashion.

Ah, but you did. When you said, "Yes, definitely.";)
They're cute, anyway. I've only ever been able to manage the sinister chuckle as far as trying to giggle in any sort of sinister fashion.
Hmm...well, it wasn't intended.
Of course, my favorite type of maniacal laughter is the way Michael Crawford laughs on the original cast recording...it's so awesome!

Sinister chuckles are cool, but my voice isn't really deep enough to chuckle. So I must stick to sinister giggles.:)

Hmm...well, it wasn't intended.
Of course, my favorite type of maniacal laughter is the way Michael Crawford laughs on the original cast recording...it's so awesome!

Sinister chuckles are cool, but my voice isn't really deep enough to chuckle. So I must stick to sinister giggles.:)

Too late, you can't take it back!:D
Yes, of course. I haven't actually tried my hand at it. I don't know that I actually laugh so much as I chuckle anyway. My laughter isn't a terribly enjoyable sound.:p

Mine isn't a very deep chuckle, but that could be because I have a very soft voice.

Too late, you can't take it back!:D
Yes, of course. I haven't actually tried my hand at it. I don't know that I actually laugh so much as I chuckle anyway. My laughter isn't a terribly enjoyable sound.:p

Mine isn't a very deep chuckle, but that could be because I have a very soft voice.
*shrugs*
It's hard for me to do an actual maniacal laugh. I guess it's hard to do the really spine-tingling, awesome, inspiring ones, anyway.

I have to practice to get a really good sinister giggle, and it has to be rather high pitched in order for me to pull it off.

*shrugs*
It's hard for me to do an actual maniacal laugh. I guess it's hard to do the really spine-tingling, awesome, inspiring ones, anyway.

I have to practice to get a really good sinister giggle, and it has to be rather high pitched in order for me to pull it off.

You could try to go for something else you know. Maybe you would want to look into an evil stare?

:D

You could try to go for something else you know. Maybe you would want to look into an evil stare?

:D

Hmmm...maybe:p

Hmmm...maybe:p

Then look into my eyes

*Stares evilly*

;)

Then look into my eyes

*Stares evilly*

;)

Aww! You're so cute! Just like a little kitten. *Hugs*

Then look into my eyes

*Stares evilly*

;)

Are they golden? (Or red?)

Aww! You're so cute! Just like a little kitten. *Hugs*
:eek: Oi! Not while I'm... I'm trying to be scary here, can't you see...!
*Is hugged*
Oh alright. I'll be evil another day.

*Hugs back*
Are they golden? (Or red?)

I'll go with red. ;)

*Shakes fist at camera without red-eye reducing function*

I'll go with red. ;)

*Shakes fist at camera without red-eye reducing function*

That must be really useful for evil glares.:p

That must be really useful for evil glares.:p

It get's the job done. :)
But my cape works better - and I have such a great cape :P

:eek: Are you enticing me? 'Cause it might be working.;)

Yes...yes I am. Too bad you're offline. I'll have to entice somebody else instead.

Yes...yes I am. Too bad you're offline. I'll have to entice somebody else instead.

*Raises hand*

I have a suggestion ;)






*Points at Not Bad* :p

It get's the job done. :)
But my cape works better - and I have such a great cape :P

Capes are quite awesome!I've worn one to school once or twice.

Just like walking sticks! And 18th/19th century beards!

You could try to go for something else you know. Maybe you would want to look into an evil stare?

:D

Oooh! I do a good evil stare. :)

Yes...yes I am. Too bad you're offline. I'll have to entice somebody else instead.

Well if you're still looking for someone...:D
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Dark brunette or black hair, pale clear skin, blue or green eyes, full pouty lips, curvaceous figure (hips & bust), preferrably tall...

Think 1/2 Liv Tyler, 1/2 Angelina Jolie, 1/2 Monica Belluci

Wait, that's 3 halves...

Dark brunette or black hair, pale clear skin, blue or green eyes, full pouty lips, curvaceous figure (hips & bust), preferrably tall...

Think 1/2 Liv Tyler, 1/2 Angelina Jolie, 1/2 Monica Belluci

Wait, that's 3 halves...

Angelina is pretty damn sexy. Not sure about perfect but I'd do her.
Definitely! :cool:

Dark brunette or black hair, pale clear skin, blue or green eyes, full pouty lips, curvaceous figure (hips & bust), preferrably tall...

Think 1/2 Liv Tyler, 1/2 Angelina Jolie, 1/2 Monica Belluci

Wait, that's 3 halves...

That means you get....

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5xUOOwJFGCEBcyWjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12ikfkjld/EXP=1157860494/**http%3a//popwatch.ew.com/photos/uncategorized/91323__rosie_l.jpg

That means you get....

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5xUOOwJFGCEBcyWjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12ikfkjld/EXP=1157860494/**http%3a//popwatch.ew.com/photos/uncategorized/91323__rosie_l.jpg
Holy crap! My eyes, my eyes....it burnsssss...

:P

I prefer to think it would result in this:

http://www.judgmentofparis.com/mt/mt07.jpg

Angelina is pretty damn sexy. Not sure about perfect but I'd do her.
Definitely! :cool:

Lol, same here :pIs your IM working yet? I started writing you an email, but I don't know what to say...Easier to talk on IM :-)
:fluffle:

Lol, same here :pIs your IM working yet? I started writing you an email, but I don't know what to say...Easier to talk on IM :-)
:fluffle:

Definitely not the same here. The lips just totally ruin everything.

Her face resembles a butt.

Lol, same here :pIs your IM working yet? I started writing you an email, but I don't know what to say...Easier to talk on IM :-)
:fluffle:

Hi Beautiful!
Maybe we could do her together?
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Definitely not the same here. The lips just totally ruin everything.

Her face resembles a butt.

Ooh, thanks for the image [/sick]

Ooh, thanks for the image [/sick]

Go ahead and "do" old buttface if you want, but you'll never get me to watch.

Ick.

Hi Beautiful!
Maybe we could do her together?
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Oh my, sounds fun ;)

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Go ahead and "do" old buttface if you want, but you'll never get me to watch.

Ick.

Thats ok I don't think I'd want you to watch anyway. lol ;)

Thats ok I don't think I'd want you to watch anyway. lol ;)

Now that's just mean.

*shuns*

Go ahead and "do" old buttface if you want, but you'll never get me to watch.

Ick.

Why would I want you to watch? :confused:

EDIT: Bumboat beat me to it :p

Oh my, sounds fun ;)

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Yay! Now we just need her to agree! lol
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Now that's just mean.

*shuns*

And calling someone "buttface" isn't? :p

And calling someone "buttface" isn't? :p

I calls 'em like I sees 'em.

Yay! Now we just need her to agree! lol
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Lol, Might be harder than it sounds :(

Lol, Might be harder than it sounds :(

True, :(
Oh well we can do each other instead! :D :fluffle: :fluffle:


And Potarius? So do I. :cool:

True, :(
Oh well we can do each other instead! :D :fluffle: :fluffle:


And Potarius? So do I. :cool:

Then we're agreed!

Buttface shall be her name from now on.

True, :(
Oh well we can do each other instead! :D :fluffle: :fluffle:

Might even be more fun? ;)

Might even be more fun? ;)

I think it would be! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
And we won't invite Potarius to watch! :D

I think it would be! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
And we won't invite Potarius to watch! :D

You catch on fast.

*hands you guys a box of cookies*

Good night, then. I have to get up at fricking six in the morning, so I can help clean a massive lakehouse... Ehh. At least it's paid labor.

I think it would be! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
And we won't invite Potarius to watch! :D

We're probably not good looking enough for him anyway :rolleyes:

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

We're probably not good looking enough for him anyway :rolleyes:

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Is anyone? :p
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Is anyone? :p
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Possibly the queen of the woodpeckers is

Possibly the queen of the woodpeckers is

Huh? :confused:

Huh? :confused:

I thought it was a book I read a million years ago but I cant find a reference anywhere so it must be either a figment or a dimensional shift.

I thought it was a book I read a million years ago but I cant find a reference anywhere so it must be either a figment or a dimensional shift.

Ah, I don't know, sorry.

Oy! What's going on here?

Anyway, my perfect guy or girl would have a sexy scouse accent. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0026.gif
You filthy filthy, gah!
You sicken me!

Okay. I understand now.
Then all is good.

[QUOTE]Have you ever considered women as sexual partners? Not to pry, just curious now....
Intriguing...
Yes, I imagine she would...Who wouldn't, though? We're talking me after all....Meh. I cannot harbor any hope....
Yeah, yeah yeah:(
;)
:D
You do it!
Of whom am i meant to show a Bayonet to?

Aww! You're so cute! Just like a little kitten. *Hugs*
Indeed.
Yes...yes I am. Too bad you're offline. I'll have to entice somebody else instead.
LOL Figures that when I get back you were enticing me and I'm already taken.:p
Oooh! I do a good evil stare. :)
I can imagine. But mine's better.
Thats ok I don't think I'd want you to watch anyway. lol ;)
I would.
I calls 'em like I sees 'em.
So do they....
We're probably not good looking enough for him anyway :rolleyes:

:flufle: :fluffe: :flufle:
How you doin'?;)
Is anyone? :-p
:flufle: :flufle: :flufle:
Guys?:confused:
Possibly the queen of the woodpeckers is
Could be....*doesn't know what you're talking about*
I thought it was a book I read a million years ago but I cant find a reference anywhere so it must be either a figment or a dimensional shift.
Maybe both: a dimensional shift of a figment of your imagination....
[QUOTE=Fascist Dominion;11642659]
Intriguing...

Yeah, yeah yeah:(

:D

Of whom am i meant to show a Bayonet to?

The answer really wasn't that intriguing....

I don't remember....

WYTYG with TBD's hair, and a bottle of rum.
I'll take the bottle of Rum for sure.;)

Indeed.
-snippage-
The answer really wasn't that intriguing....

I don't remember....
But the question was full of intrigue.

Whereyouthinkyougoing?
I saw a kick arse book on my most favourite Battle ever, i might just buy it.
Ha ha, The Germans saw a lot of Cold Steel that night.

But the question was full of intrigue.

Whereyouthinkyougoing?
I saw a kick arse book on my most favourite Battle ever, i might just buy it.
Ha ha, The Germans saw a lot of Cold Steel that night.

Fair enough.

*kinda stops paying attention; distracted, you know*
I think you should. Books are good...

Definitely not the same here. The lips just totally ruin everything.

Her face resembles a butt.
If you know anyone whose butt resembles a pair of pouty lips, I suggest you get them to a doctor immediately... :)

If you know anyone whose butt resembles a pair of pouty lips, I suggest you get them to a doctor immediately... :)

I think he should refer himself to clinical psychologist for fatasizing about having sex with a woman whose face resembles a butt.:p

Whats your dream girl or guy.

Fascist Dominion's mom!



Am I the hundredth person to make that joke? Do I get a prize or something?


...



anything?




I'll...uh...I'll just wait over there...

Fascist Dominion's mom!



Am I the hundredth person to make that joke? Do I get a prize or something?


...



anything?




I'll...uh...I'll just wait over there...
Not bad for a 666th post.:p But if she's your idea of perfection, I'd sure hate to see what the opposite is.:D:p

Sorry, she's taken.:p

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!

I'm afraid it's true.:)