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my hero :fluffle:
Anytime. http://deephousepage.com/smilies/kiss3.gif

That's my perfect guy too! I have pictures of him on another post here. Of course, when he got a mouse trapped in his office, he went out and bought a cage and running wheel for it. His name is Hamden. (I don't know if I could date a guy who killed mice. Bugs only.)

I only have 3 pictures of Mr. Smunkee on my computer, 1 where he is playing a video game, 1 where he is dressed up like Jesus and his headshot

none of them are representative of how he "really looks" other than the video game one, but you can't see his face so much, it's just in profile.

Just one question... Are you a woman?

Why?

the mice I caught tried to escape... so I let them go... deep in the woods, away from any home.

Cute!

Why?

Cause I'm a man. Err... yeah.

Cause I'm a man. Err... yeah.

You wouldn't be the first guy to hit on my boyfriend. It is a great loss to the gay community that he is straight. I'm sorry. :(

First of all, looks really don't matter. I've met some drop dead hot people who I've just wanted to go and throw off a cliff after talking to them for three minutes.

Secondly, she's got to actually talk to me. And genuinely want to talk to me with no false pretences. If she says hello and actually engages me in conversation, I find that really attractive. Sounds basic, but you'd be surprised how many of my so called "friends" can barely do that.

Thirdly, she's actually got to be genuine. She can't be fake in a way that isn't joking. If she says, "I just want to give the entire world one big hug" she's out. She's gotta be real.

Sense of humour is a must. A slightly twisted one is a big turn on. I've got a pretty warped sense of humour, so if she laughs at my jokes, I'll be hugely turned on. Being a bit of a tease also helps.

Affection is a turn on. If she's not afraid to give me a hug or sit close to me, then she's definetly in my good books. If she makes the advances first as well, that's also a big turn on.

A good taste in music isn't essential, but it helps. If she listens to Simple Plan, my shallow side does bring up alarm bells. But at the same time, I'm not going to judge my opinion on a person based soley on that. If she likes John Butler Trio, Xavier Rudd and Ben Harper, that's pretty cool. If she likes Placebo, The Gathering, Pain Of Salvation and The Mars Volta, that's also awesome. If she likes all of those plus Burzum, Every Time I Die, Bleeding Through and Rifles At Recess, I have to admit being incredibly attracted to them.

Finally, if she doesn't mind just sitting down and being with me, whether it's watching a movie or at a party or just sitting down doing nothing, I really like that.

You wouldn't be the first guy to hit on my boyfriend. It is a great loss to the gay community that he is straight. I'm sorry. :(

Aww... Well, at least I know a sexy hairy man. If only I knew if he was gay or not.... Oh well. Even then, he's still too old for me. Well, in the sense that I'm illegal for him. ;)

lets see

perfect guy?


funny
intelligent
hard working
responsible
nerdy
geeky
likes Star Trek
won't cry when I kick his ass at PS2
will make an idiot out of himself for my own amusement
is amused with me when I am making an idiot out of myself
functioning penis
stays around even when I am bitchy
not afraid of taking care of mice I find
stronger than me
able to open mayo jars and reach high shelves
willing to take care of me when I am sick
willing to make a 3am trip to the store for watermellon, just because I want some


that's a partial list. ;)

i like to think i got em all bar the last one, largely cos wanting watermellon at 3 in the morning is just weird :p (and i try, but i'm not all that responsible in a lot of ways... but am working on it :))



my ideal guy :D (http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/ruffy.jpg) ;)

Thirdly, she's actually got to be genuine. She can't be fake in a way that isn't joking. If she says, "I just want to give the entire world one big hug" she's out. She's gotta be real.
You don't actually know anyone who says things like that, do you?

Secondly, she's got to actually talk to me. And genuinely want to talk to me with no false pretences. If she says hello and actually engages me in conversation, I find that really attractive. Sounds basic, but you'd be surprised how many of my so called "friends" can barely do that.

Thirdly, she's actually got to be genuine. She can't be fake in a way that isn't joking. If she says, "I just want to give the entire world one big hug" she's out. She's gotta be real.

i hear that - fakeness or pretence, or playing mindgames or just generally being anything but straight-up, is a big no-no in my book.
thankfully my perfect woman (amy!) is definitely genuine :) and has other aspects to her that my perfect woman might have... such as being 'adventurous in the bedroom' (hehe), as horny as i am (if not more :eek: :p), and - most importantly of all for a partner - she is a great, and my best, friend :) i couldn't possibly be attracted to a girl or go out with her unless we were great, deep friends. not necessarily first (ie before going out) but that friendship has to be there at some point or its just not enough (would be more like just fuckbuddies or something without it...)
willing to share... everything (if not necessarily material stuff, i mean mostly life experiences and feelings; the ability to share every thought and just have a no-holds-barred attitude to communication; being open and honest and have the ability to say or do (almost) anything without being judged (like doing or saying silly things or whatever bollocks is in your head and both of us just laughing together about it :P)

ever met a Perky Goth?
http://www.pegasuspublishing.com/xcart/files/pics/owd/owd-perky.jpg

Actually she appears to be sagging quite a bit

Actually she appears to be sagging quite a bit

Not really. Those are her knees.

Not really. Those are her knees.

You and I have an entirely different concept of "knee"

~For swimwear that cartoon goth only needs the bikini bottom, she can tuck her girls into the waistband

You and I have an entirely different concept of "knee"

~For swimwear that cartoon goth only needs the bikini bottom, she can tuck her girls into the waistband

Wait, she's got more than one girl in her pants?

My perfect lady would be absolutely beautiful, innocent, emotionally open and yet wise to the ways of society. She is intelligent with a true and faithful heart. A true romantic lady yet she is also open-minded to social issues and concerns especially involving Women's rights. She is also willing to be a companion who will love and admire even at the worst of times. She may be involved heavily in the theatre. My dream girl would obviously would be classicly feminine in appearance and style as well and around my age give or take a few years.
As well as the obvious sense of humor and care towards others...

My perfect lady would be absolutely beautiful, innocent, emotionally open and yet wise to the ways of society. She is intelligent with a true and faithful heart. A true romantic lady yet she is also open-minded to social issues and concerns especially involving Women's rights. She is also willing to be a companion who will love and admire even at the worst of times. She may be involved heavily in the theatre. My dream girl would obviously would be classicly feminine in appearance and style as well and around my age give or take a few years.
As well as the obvious sense of humor and care towards others...

You don't ask for much do ya? ;)

It is hard for me to be simple when it comes to women... I guess I am not as superficial as some of the other guys. I am more personally into what is inside their heart rather than their outer looks. (the outside is still important as well, but should be a part of the big picture instead of the focus...). ;)

You don't actually know anyone who says things like that, do you?

Yes, I do, I want to murder her in her sleep.

She would:
- be somewhere around my intelligence level
- share and/or greatly appreciate my sense of humor
- be passionate about a few positive things, whether I share that passion for them or not
- be generally receptive and eager when I introduce her to things I like and that she doesn't know much about (especially the music I listen to)
- have a few unique, harmless quirks
- be very trustworthy and honest
- remain level-headed and open to my views when we have conflicts
- get along well with my family and close friends (and I hers)
- not really dislike anything I like a lot (or the other way around)
- really like to hug and cuddle with me
- neither love nor hate herself on a consistent basis (no inflated ego, but no depression either)
- not have any major mental problem
- not only love me romantically, but as a friend
- be straight (duh)
- generally be rational, open-minded, hard-working, empathetic, and forgiving

There's undoubtedly more, but I'm tired. As for physically, if at least several of the above are present, then all I ask is that she be generally healthy, close to the middle of the spectrum in height, weight, various body part sizes, etc, and not have any major deformities, missing body parts, disfigurations, or anything of that sort. She would probably also be white, because most girls I've been attracted to are white, and that would be slightly more comfortable for me at the beginning.

Placebo.

I'm going to see them in concert!!!

*Dances* :fluffle:

You seem to have bolded quite a few of them!

Have you ever caused a chandelier to crash onto an unususpecting audience after causing someone to sing like a toad with ventriloquism and saying, "She is singing to-night to bring the chandelier down!"?

:)

It's a sign!:eek::p

No, I can't say as I have.....but is that really a prerequisite?;)

Given my track record, if I could build the perfect woman for myself she'd still leave me for another man. Or she wouldn't even be interested in me in the first place.

Dude, it's not MySpace.

:eek: Oh my God, I totally noticed right away and I did at least two double takes (a quadruple take?)!!

Here, that made my little heart so happy, it totally deserves my favourite smiley, just to make you keep up with the multi-quoting (doesn't it feel much better, and look so much better, too, than the stupid old-fashioned clumsy single spam shit? Yes, yes it does!):

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/gen111.gif
Just keep in mind I'm only doing it for you.;):D And thanks for the smiley. I rather like that one myself.

I might be willing to relocate for her though:)
To Missouri? You'd have to be feckin' nuts.:p

More than two minutes? Can maybe go again in a few?

Well... can hold off until I've achieved my... err... well, you know.



Somehow, I get the feeling that you are fishing. :D
Nope, not fishing. Just don't really know....but you're welcome to test my stamina if you like.;)

lets see

perfect guy?


funny
intelligent
hard working
responsible
nerdy
geeky
likes Star Trek
won't cry when I kick his ass at PS2
will make an idiot out of himself for my own amusement
is amused with me when I am making an idiot out of myself
functioning penis
stays around even when I am bitchy
not afraid of taking care of mice I find
stronger than me
able to open mayo jars and reach high shelves
willing to take care of me when I am sick
willing to make a 3am trip to the store for watermellon, just because I want some


that's a partial list. ;)

Partial and taken or not, I still bolded all that apply.:p

It's a sign!:eek::p

No, I can't say as I have.....but is that really a prerequisite?;)

Not really, no. :)

Not really, no. :)

In that case: Well, hello there. Fancy meeting a girl like you in a joint like this.;) [/sleazy]:p

In that case: Well, hello there. Fancy meeting a girl like you in a joint like this.;) [/sleazy]:p

*laughs maniacally from the chandelier above you*

:)

*laughs maniacally from the chandelier above you*

:)

LOL Cute.;) I never get tired of you doing that.:)

Any hair color is acceptable.

Must have razor-sharp wit, and sense of humor.

Must have excellent taste in music, and CANNOT like a band becuase one or more members of said band are "Cute".

MUST like animals, particularly dogs.

MUST not take endless shit from me, and instead, give it right back.

Must be equally at ease at home, just loafing, or out on the town.

Able to put up with me.

Not particularly religious...(preferably NON-religious)

To Missouri? You'd have to be feckin' nuts.:p



I post here dont I?

I post here dont I?

Your point being? :p

I post here dont I?

Your point being? :p

I think he makes his point rather clearly.:p

At the top of my head for posting here.;)

At the top of my head for posting here.;)

That's the same for all of us.:p

Living.
Anything more than that's a bonus.

Must have excellent taste in music, and CANNOT like a band becuase one or more members of said band are "Cute".What if that's just a bonus?

Hmm, perfect girl.

About 5' 6", brunette, very outdoorsy type. She would collect knives, guns, swords, bows, and we would work together to build a trebuchet in our back yard. She wouldn't be afraid to get very, very dirty, and would assist me in modifying my vehicle into the perfect racecar because that is what you need when you have the perfect girl.

She would have no mental problems, except a tendency towards violent reaction. Not so much violence that I would fear for my life all the time, but enough violence to make things interesting.

She wouldn't be afraid to kill a rat or a grizzly bear with a hunting knife. Complete fearlessness is desired.

She also needs to be able to cook the stuff she kills, like the grizzly bear, but she needs good taste so as not to cook the rat. We can just throw the rat out.

Must be willing to drive in an extremely expedient fashion, so that when traveling we can switch drivers and I won't have to worry about losing time.

Umm... that's all I can think of for now. Know anyone like that?

Hmm, perfect girl.

About 5' 6", brunette, very outdoorsy type. She would collect knives, guns, swords, bows, and we would work together to build a trebuchet in our back yard. She wouldn't be afraid to get very, very dirty, and would assist me in modifying my vehicle into the perfect racecar because that is what you need when you have the perfect girl.

She would have no mental problems, except a tendency towards violent reaction. Not so much violence that I would fear for my life all the time, but enough violence to make things interesting.

She wouldn't be afraid to kill a rat or a grizzly bear with a hunting knife. Complete fearlessness is desired.

She also needs to be able to cook the stuff she kills, like the grizzly bear, but she needs good taste so as not to cook the rat. We can just throw the rat out.

Must be willing to drive in an extremely expedient fashion, so that when traveling we can switch drivers and I won't have to worry about losing time.

Umm... that's all I can think of for now. Know anyone like that?

No. Try Arkansas. I'm sure she's chasing down bears with dogs right now. Too busy cooking them for the internet, too.:p

No. Try Arkansas. I'm sure she's chasing down bears with dogs right now. Too busy cooking them for the internet, too.:p

Addendum: Must have straight teeth and weigh significantly less than I do.

ever met a Perky Goth?
http://www.pegasuspublishing.com/xcart/files/pics/owd/owd-perky.jpg

DUDE! I totally worked with a Perky Goth! Seriously-funny story...she was all goth, wearing the black, ahnks, the whole bit. But she was like that kind of crazy midwestern nice-the kind that has four people at an intersection waving each other on for like five minutes, you know, where everyone's "sweety." Like seriously going to be the cookie old lady when she's an old lady.

So I started to wonder, what the hell kind of goth music does a happy friendly goth listen to? I mean, the hell? So I ran across her walkman, because she was a goth who apparently lived in the past of analog cassetes...and I took my chance. I put on her headphones and pressed play and The Monster Mash started to play. I nearly pulled something laughing.

(she did listen to 'proper' I guess goth bands, the timing was just too much)

LOL Cute.;) I never get tired of you doing that.:)

Thanks:)

My perfect woman can be any race/nationality/ethnic background. I've dated girls from all over and I find differences exciting.

She can be tall or short, with short or long hair, and a great smile she loves to share with the world. I don't care much about looks as long as she tries to look her best with what she's got. And (male sleaze part coming) I'm a breast-man so that will get bonus points for sure.

My woman should be smart, spunky, spontaneous and fun, able to hold her own in a conversation and be able to talk for hours and hours on end. And she'll make me as happy as I make her, cause if you aren't happy, what's the bloody point?!?

That's the kind of woman I'm (still) looking for!

Addendum: Must have straight teeth and weigh significantly less than I do.
Then, no, no women like that exist.:D:p

DUDE! I totally worked with a Perky Goth! Seriously-funny story...she was all goth, wearing the black, ahnks, the whole bit. But she was like that kind of crazy midwestern nice-the kind that has four people at an intersection waving each other on for like five minutes, you know, where everyone's "sweety." Like seriously going to be the cookie old lady when she's an old lady.

So I started to wonder, what the hell kind of goth music does a happy friendly goth listen to? I mean, the hell? So I ran across her walkman, because she was a goth who apparently lived in the past of analog cassetes...and I took my chance. I put on her headphones and pressed play and The Monster Mash started to play. I nearly pulled something laughing.

(she did listen to 'proper' I guess goth bands, the timing was just too much)
Ha! Most of us here in the Mid-West aren't like that. Especially not Kansas. They have the worst drivers in the region. Most of us'll cut you off before trying to let you go first at an intersection. And some of us will even try to get on I-70 driving 25 MPH.:eek:

Thanks:)
No, thank you for always providing quality, if juvenile (:p), entertainment.:)

No, thank you for always providing quality, if juvenile (:p), entertainment.:)

*jumping down from chandelier* WHEEEEEE! *splat*

*stands up and straightens mask*

You're welcome. :)

*jumping down from chandelier* WHEEEEEE! *splat*

*stands up and straightens mask*

You're welcome. :)

Of course I am. I'm nearly perfect for you, after all!:D

Of course I am. I'm nearly perfect for you, after all!:D

But you don't have golden eyes that glow in the dark, do you?

But you don't have golden eyes that glow in the dark, do you?

No, but I don't think you'll find someone who does. Mine are piercing and green with an orange squiggle in the irises.:)

Nope, not fishing. Just don't really know....but you're welcome to test my stamina if you like.;)

OK. Go outside and run around your block ten times. If you're still alive to post a response, then I have tested your stamina and you will suffice.

Hmm....He would have to be a little bad and a lot sexy. A very wild look, with dark hair and eyes and a deep, pure voice. Tall, beautiful abs, strong hands. My intellectual equal, and very passionate. Not an actor; that would be complicated. Career I haven't figured out (though I might like a diver (http://www.alexandredespatie.com)), but he must love his job. He should both thrill and challenge me with every look, every movement, every word. A rebel with a cause, but also subtly sensitive. Supportive, and yet still a sparring-partner. Not stable, but loyal. My equal in all ways.

No, but I don't think you'll find someone who does. Mine are piercing and green with an orange squiggle in the irises.:)

But the phantom has golden eyes...I think General Grievous does, too. So does Jar Jar Binks for that matter.

Oh...real people...you're probably right, then.

Your eyes sound cool:)

OK. Go outside and run around your block ten times. If you're still alive to post a response, then I have tested your stamina and you will suffice.

Pfft! That's nothing! I did five times around the largest block of my university campus, the one that's three times as big as my block and has a huge feckin' hill. And boy did i ever run! I had to go find lots of different people on a very limited schedule and had no idea where they were, so I had to go around that looking for them.

Pfft! That's nothing! I did five times around the largest block of my university campus, the one that's three times as big as my block and has a huge feckin' hill. And boy did i ever run! I had to go find lots of different people on a very limited schedule and had no idea where they were, so I had to go around that looking for them.

Ah yes, but I am forever testing. My secret requirement for the perfect guy is that he does what I say without question or delay.
*cracks whip*
You fail! (jk) :p

Hmm....He would have to be a little bad and a lot sexy. A very wild look, with dark hair and eyes and a deep, pure voice. Tall, beautiful abs, strong hands. My intellectual equal, and very passionate. Not an actor; that would be complicated. Career I haven't figured out (though I might like a diver (http://www.alexandredespatie.com)), but he must love his job. He should both thrill and challenge me with every look, every movement, every word. A rebel with a cause, but also subtly sensitive. Supportive, and yet still a sparring-partner. Not stable, but loyal. My equal in all ways.

I'm perfect!

A. My voice is REAL deep.
B. I'm as sexy as apple pie.
C. I have blonde hair, which is exactly what you said you wanted.
D. I'm a whopping 5'3 at the moment
E. I love my job (unemployment). But that's because I'm only 16
F. I'd make a good sparring partner because I'm handy with firearms which makes sparring and all other kinds of close combat obsolete as the Japanese showed us in WW2.
G. I think I've shown you I'm not stable
H. I'm loyal to my country of Amurica!

So uh... I lost my phone number, can I have yours? :D

I'm perfect!

A. My voice is REAL deep.
B. I'm as sexy as apple pie.
C. I have blonde hair, which is exactly what you said you wanted.
D. I'm a whopping 5'3 at the moment
E. I love my job (unemployment). But that's because I'm only 16
F. I'd make a good sparring partner because I'm handy with firearms which makes sparring and all other kinds of close combat obsolete as the Japanese showed us in WW2.
G. I think I've shown you I'm not stable
H. I'm loyal to my country of Amurica!

So uh... I lost my phone number, can I have yours? :D

Apple pie is sexy? Although you sound exactly like the guy I described, I must say guns are a turn-off. I'm a pacifist, so...

But the phantom has golden eyes...I think General Grievous does, too. So does Jar Jar Binks for that matter.

Oh...real people...you're probably right, then.

Your eyes sound cool:)

LOL Yes, I did mean real people.:D You have a good sense of humor. I like that.:)

So I'm told.;):p. I don't post photos. And the list of recipients is very exclusive....

Ah yes, but I am forever testing. My secret requirement for the perfect guy is that he does what I say without question or delay.
*cracks whip*
You fail! (jk) :p

Oooo, a whip! Kinky.;)

Apple pie is sexy? Although you sound exactly like the guy I described, I must say guns are a turn-off. I'm a pacifist, so...

But you said you sparr which means you're contradicting yourself.

But you said you sparr which means you're contradicting yourself.

Pacifists especially need self-defence!:D:p

But you said you sparr which means you're contradicting yourself.

I meant playful arguement type things, not murder!

Oooo, a whip! Kinky.;)

MmmHmmm. Hence the "open minded" requirement.

I meant playful arguement type things, not murder!

Playful arguments are playful arguments. Sparring is putting on a squishy helmet and squishy boxing glove like things and going at it in a dojo for the sake of practicing martial arts.

I always knew Canadians were wierd, but not THIS wierd!

Fine! don't give me your number! I don't want a girlfriend that doesn't know the real meaning of sparring and uses the metric system! :p

Actually, I think if I had a girl who looked like Katie Holmes and had the personality I described earlier...

Personality? Intelligence, charm, wit, humour, a good grasp of irony and sarcasm, an interest in politics and current affairs, not particularly religious...

I'm one of the poor bastards (un)lucky enough to actually meet this "perfect" specimen--as is about par for the course in my life, she dated my best friend for two years and showed precisely zero interest in me. Most recently, this lack of interest has been manifest primarily by the fact that she hasn't answered my calls for about the last year (and it's not like I try every day, or even every week :( ). Despite being well aware of my feelings (I don't beat around the bush in real life any more than I do here), I was snubbed either twice--or some 200+ times depending on how you look at it.

Last time we spoke, the conversation had the delightful result of calling off my restaurant reservations. It was kind of funny when I called them back to cancel 24 hours after putting the reservations in--poor guy says "have a nice day" at the end. Needless to say, my reaction was less than favorable. "Nice day?!"

I'm one of the poor bastards (un)lucky enough to actually meet this "perfect" specimen--as is about par for the course in my life, she dated my best friend for two years and showed precisely zero interest in me. Most recently, this lack of interest has been manifest primarily by the fact that she hasn't answered my calls for about the last year (and it's not like I try every day, or even every week :( ). Despite being well aware of my feelings (I don't beat around the bush in real life any more than I do here), I was snubbed either twice--or some 200+ times depending on how you look at it.

Sounds like you're pestering her a bit? She won't like that....

Or maybe that's just how it comes across to me...

Sounds like you're pestering her a bit? She won't like that....

Or maybe that's just how it comes across to me...
Umm... you'll notice above I specify that I'm actually pretty careful when I call [not like it matters]--I'm not what one would call the "clingy" type and I don't even call my best friends more than once every ten or so days. I probably call her about every 2 or so weeks. I've left maybe... three messages in the last 12 months. Considering how much I have to say I think I'm being very restrained.

Umm... you'll notice above I specify that I'm actually pretty careful when I call [not like it matters]--I'm not what one would call the "clingy" type and I don't even call my best friends more than once every ten or so days. I probably call her about every 2 or so weeks. I've left maybe... three messages in the last 12 months. Considering how much I have to say I think I'm being very restrained.

I thought you said you were snubbed 200+ times (depending on how you look at it)?:confused:


Gah....men, and their confusing language....

I thought you said you were snubbed 200+ times (depending on how you look at it)?:confused:

Oh, that was a reference to the numerous social engagements we had planned over the course of our friendship in High School. It's a grossly exaggerated figure, but towards the end I slowly realized that our plans fell through the vast majority of the time. As a result, the few times where we actually ended up getting together have been a subject of great interest in my retrospection. I've obviously come to the conclusion that I had doubtlessly been lied to countless times, as the odds of terminating all social engagements with one person by chance before they get off the ground are slim to none. As a result I'm trying to remember what I can about her demeanor at the time, or anything that could give me some insight as to why she decided to actually do something every once in a blue moon.

You might wonder why I'm thinking about it this much, but I'm trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with me because whatever I've got it's not working anywhere else either; and she is unfortunately my best study, despite the relatively short amount of time we spent together over 3 or so years. It's.... really depressing, actually.

In the years that I have cared about such things, I have encounted exactly 2 members of the female population who I considered attractive. Upon reflection, the attraction was not based on appearance, but rather on talents that exemplified their individuality (musical talent in the first case, and athletic talent in the second). Concerning physical attraction, I noticed that these individuals appeared to not use facepaint (so-called "make-up"), or only used it very sparingly. Especially in the case of the individual with athletic talent, these were people who were confident and were not afraid of asserting their individuality; not bossy or overassertive, but certainly not pushovers.

Ultimately, I never pursued any kind of relationship. My feelings toward these people were that of awe, not simple physical attraction. I felt that to pursue a relationship was to put something in a cage that is far more beautiful unencumbered and observed from a distance. (I can't stand how people talk about how he or she is "mine." Nobody belong to me or anyone else but themselves)

That or I'm just a coward. Hard to tell.

Oh, that was a reference to the numerous social engagements we had planned over the course of our friendship in High School. It's a grossly exaggerated figure, but towards the end I slowly realized that our plans fell through the vast majority of the time. As a result, the few times where we actually ended up getting together have been a subject of great interest in my retrospection. I've obviously come to the conclusion that I had doubtlessly been lied to countless times, as the odds of terminating all social engagements with one person by chance before they get off the ground are slim to none. As a result I'm trying to remember what I can about her demeanor at the time, or anything that could give me some insight as to why she decided to actually do something every once in a blue moon.

You might wonder why I'm thinking about it this much, but I'm trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with me because whatever I've got it's not working anywhere else either; and she is unfortunately my best study, despite the relatively short amount of time we spent together over 3 or so years. It's.... really depressing, actually.

She sounds like a bitch, you're probably better off without her :)

She sounds like a bitch, you're probably better off without her :)

I'm gonna go with the old "what she said" bit.


As for myself... Well, I really can't say.

MmmHmmm. Hence the "open minded" requirement.

I've definitely got that one covered.;)

What if that's just a bonus?

You mean like, what if she were into Black Sabbath, and ALSO thought that Geezer Butler was cute, as well as one of the best heavy-metal bass players ever?

That would be fine.

She sounds like a bitch, you're probably better off without her :)

How do we know shes actually a bitch, and Melky isnt plug-ugly, or socially retarded?

Ah, perhaps your ideal person is flawed therefor they are perfect!
If they didn't have something that irked you, then they wouldn't be perfect in your eyes.

*Solves problem*
*WINS*
*DOES AN ENDZONE DANCE BETTER THAN THE ONE IN JERRY MCGUIRE*
*AT THE AFTER MATCH PRESS CONFERENCE THANKS GOD THE LETTER C AND THE NUMBER 9*But maybe their flaws would irk me as much as their perfection, and noone can win? Mwahaha! ...Oh :(
Then that guy isn't the right one and you should move on.
Trust me,there is the perfect guy out there for you, who annoys you just enough.;)

*snippage*
Girl:

A bright smile, again hypnotizing eyes, and a lack of bitchiness.
Good luck...

My perfect girl is 19 years old, blond, blue-eyed, short (you know...the cute way of being short) and polish.

*sigh*

Then, no, no women like that exist.:D:p

Well, I found one, but she doesn't like me :(

I suppose there being a second one would be against all odds.

How do we know shes actually a bitch, and Melky isnt plug-ugly, or socially retarded?

Maybe, maybe, but all I've got to work with is what he posted....

A woman built like this, for starters...
http://www.drunkstunts.com/babes/keyra_agustina_perfect_ass/images/keyra_agustina_01_003.jpg

My perfect girl is 19 years old, blond, blue-eyed, short (you know...the cute way of being short) and polish.

*sigh*
That's almost me, except that I am a czech and I am 20 lol :)

Too bad, I like girls than more you guys, sorry.

My perfect girl would have to be exactly like me, well maybe a little bit better looking, but still, I love myself ;)

My perfect Girl?????

Hmmm???

Dana Scully!

There is something about a short red head with a gun! :D

Then that guy isn't the right one and you should move on.
Trust me,there is the perfect guy out there for you, who annoys you just enough.;)
:eek: I'm annoying! But probably not in any attractive way.:p
Well, I found one, but she doesn't like me :(

I suppose there being a second one would be against all odds.
Women in your dreams don't count.:p
My perfect Girl?????

Hmmm???

Dana Scully!

There is something about a short red head with a gun! :D

Note to self: get...gun...for...apprentice....Got it! Thanks for the tip.:)

LOL Yes, I did mean real people.:D You have a good sense of humor. I like that.:)

So I'm told.;):p. I don't post photos. And the list of recipients is very exclusive....

Yes, of course, real people. That makes it much harder to find someone:)

Yes, of course, real people. That makes it much harder to find someone:)

I'm real....but I don't have eyes like that. I like mine better anyway! *sticks out tongue childishly*

I'm real....but I don't have eyes like that. I like mine better anyway! *sticks out tongue childishly*

You're real? :eek:

:D I just like golden eyes.

You're real? :eek:

:D I just like golden eyes.

No, I'm not real. Just another figment of your imagination. Okay, okay, I lied! I'm real. I'm the guy who was always there that you never knew you always wanted.:D:p

And you havne't even seen mine. How do you know you wouldn't like them?

No, I'm not real. Just another figment of your imagination. Okay, okay, I lied! I'm real. I'm the guy who was always there that you never knew you always wanted.:D:p

And you havne't even seen mine. How do you know you wouldn't like them?

Wait, am I real?:confused:

You're right. I haven't seen them, so I might like them. I just really like golden eyes.

Wait, am I real?:confused:

You're right. I haven't seen them, so I might like them. I just really like golden eyes.

Yes, you're real.:) *hopes you're real*

There's only one way to find out, I suppose....

Yes, you're real.:) *hopes your real*

There's only one way to find out, I suppose....

:)


One way to find out if I'm real?:confused:

:)


One way to find out if I'm real?:confused:

Aww, you got there before I fixed my typo...:(

LOL No...well, yes, that, too. I meant to find out if you liked my eyes.:):p

Aww, you got there before I fixed my typo...:(

LOL No...well, yes, that, too. I meant to find out if you liked my eyes.:):p

Oh. How, exactly?:)

Oh. How, exactly?:)

Well, you'd have to see them, silly.:p

Well, you'd have to see them, silly.:p

Of course I would.

*focusing on pre-calculus homework*

Of course I would.

*focusing on pre-calculus homework*

Hahaha! What easy stuff.:p And there's no way I could meet you, so the photo really is the only option, but I don't post them....Hmm...curious...

Hahaha! What easy stuff.:p And there's no way I could meet you, so the photo really is the only option, but I don't post them....Hmm...curious...

I know it's easy, but it's the most advanced option available to me in the junior year of high school.

So I'll just assume that I would like your eyes. :)

Well, you'd have to see them, silly.:p

You have come here
in pursuit of your deepest urge,
in pursuit of that wish,
which till now has been silent,
silent . . .
I have brought you,
that our passions may fuse and merge -
in your mind you've alreadysuccumbed to me
dropped all defences
completely succumbed to me -
now you are here with me:
no second thoughts,
you've decided,
decided . . .
Past the point of no return -
no backward glances:
the games we've played till now are at an end . . .

Ahem... That's what he meant to say, I'm sure ;)

I know it's easy, but it's the most advanced option available to me in the junior year of high school.

So I'll just assume that I would like your eyes. :)
Then you should have skipped two years awhile back.:p They wouldn't let me do that, though.....:(
Ahem... That's what he meant to say, I'm sure ;)

:eek: No! That's reserved for a very special someone....*blushes*

Good luck...

I am sure there must be a woman somewhere, possibly hidden in a secluded cave, who is mild-mannered and bitchy maybe once per year.

I am sure there must be a woman somewhere, possibly hidden in a secluded cave, who is mild-mannered and bitchy maybe once per year.

Nope. I live in secluded caves. I've never found a one.

Nope. I live in secluded caves. I've never found a one.

Surely there are women hidden in caves all over the world! No? What is this place coming to? I am so on the next spaceship outta here!

Surely there are women hidden in caves all over the world! No? What is this place coming to? I am so on the next spaceship outta here!

Aww, I thought you might settle for lowly me....:(

Aww, I thought you might settle for lowly me....:(

Are you afraid of spaceships? I am sure you could come along and visit universes full of women not only hidden in secluded caves, but chained up and waiting for two powerful and alluring beings such as ourselves to rescue them.

Are you afraid of spaceships? I am sure you could come along and visit universes full of women not only hidden in secluded caves, but chained up and waiting for two powerful and alluring beings such as ourselves to rescue them.

Not that that isn't tempting, but I don't think we'd find as much satisfaction in them as we would each other.:p

Not that that isn't tempting, but I don't think we'd find as much satisfaction in them as we would each other.:p

You really have been living in caves for far too long if you'd turn down me and another woman for just me. Not that it isn't flattering! :D

You really have been living in caves for far too long if you'd turn down me and another woman for just me. Not that it isn't flattering! :D

All 18 years of my life!:p And I wouldn't want her to get in the way!:D

Ahem... That's what he meant to say, I'm sure ;)

*laughs*

No, it wasn't. Besides, it takes a phantom to pull that off. :)

Then you should have skipped two years awhile back.:p They wouldn't let me do that, though.....:(


:eek: No! That's reserved for a very special someone....*blushes*

No, I'm just taking a bunch of AP classes this year and even more next year. So I might get out of a year's worth of college classes, with as many as I'm taking, if I do well on the tests. Besides, this pre-calculus course is dual-enrollment, so I'm getting college credit for it. The tests are much harder than the homework, so it's still somewhat of a challenge.

*laughs*

No, it wasn't. Besides, it takes a phantom to pull that off. :)
Well, he didn't say that's what I meant for no reason at all.:p

No, I'm just taking a bunch of AP classes this year and even more next year. So I might get out of a year's worth of college classes, with as many as I'm taking, if I do well on the tests. Besides, this pre-calculus course is dual-enrollment, so I'm getting college credit for it. The tests are much harder than the homework, so it's still somewhat of a challenge.

I did that. I couldn't get enrolled in German quickly enough because of complications with temporarily cancelling the class, but I tested out of two semesters of that anyway. Even the tests were nothing, though. Then again, I'm something of an ecclectic genius....:cool:

Well, he didn't say that's what I meant for now reason at all.:p

I did that. I couldn't get enrolled in German quickly enough because of complications with temporarily cancelling the class, but I tested out of two semesters of that anyway. Even the tests were nothing, though. Then again, I'm something of an ecclectic genius....:cool:

Huh?:confused:

That's cool.:cool:

Huh?:confused:

That's cool.:cool:

Aww, another typo...and I didn't even catch it this time...:(

Yes. Yes, I am.:cool: *deliberately took your statement out of context*:p

Aww, another typo...and I didn't even catch it this time...:(

Yes. Yes, I am.:cool: *deliberately took your statement out of context*:p

What did you mean?

:)

What did you mean?

:)

The implication is that I am a phantom of sorts.

This (http://simpsonovi.comics.cz/Futurama/Bender.gif) is the guy I'd build. Oooooohhhh yeeeaaahhh!!! :cool:

The implication is that I am a phantom of sorts.

Oh. I see. Sorry, I'm really tired. That's cool.

What sort of phantom?

This (http://simpsonovi.comics.cz/Futurama/Bender.gif) is the guy I'd build. Oooooohhhh yeeeaaahhh!!! :cool:
You would, wouldn't you? He only has every human vice there ever was.:p
Oh. I see. Sorry, I'm really tired. That's cool.

What sort of phantom?

The bitter, lonely type.

The bitter, lonely type.

I see. The cave-dwelling sort?

I see. The cave-dwelling sort?

Very much so.

Very much so.

A cave in the mountains or by a lake under a building?

A cave in the mountains or by a lake under a building?

I'm not sure. I haven't ventured out of it in so long...Why do you ask?

I'm not sure. I haven't ventured out of it in so long...Why do you ask?

Just noting more similarities to the original phantom from the original novel...

Just noting more similarities to the original phantom from the original novel...

I see. Trying to determine if I really am that ideal for you?:p

I see. Trying to determine if I really am that ideal for you?:p

:)

It'd be kind of scary if you really did fit the description of the original phantom...you know, smells dead, sleeps in a coffin, looks like a skeleton...I wouldn't wish most of the things he went through on anyone. Awesome voice, though, and completely ingenious and insane at the same time.:)

:)

It'd be kind of scary if you really did fit the description of the original phantom...you know, smells dead, sleeps in a coffin, looks like a skeleton...I wouldn't wish most of the things he went through on anyone. Awesome voice, though, and completely ingenious and insane at the same time.:)

Yes, it would be scary. I don't think I smell dead, I sleep on my bedroom floor and I have a lot more flesh than a skeleton....And I'm told I have an...erm, appealing voice, am insane, etc., etc. Though I don't sing, if that's purely what you mean by that.

This (http://simpsonovi.comics.cz/Futurama/Bender.gif) is the guy I'd build. Oooooohhhh yeeeaaahhh!!! :cool:

Well, he does look rather flexible and that antenna has potential. Besides, you could turn him off when you're tired of him.

Well, he does look rather flexible and that antenna has potential. Besides, you could turn him off when you're tired of him.

He's not as limber as you might think. And his lubricant isn't compatible with yours.:p

He's not as limber as you might think. And his lubricant isn't compatible with yours.:p

Thank you for pointing that out. I was a little concerned with myself and the circumstances in my life that would lead me to analyze the potential of a robot being the perfect guy-thing. I think I am over it now.

*begins to analyze animal crackers*

Thank you for pointing that out. I was a little concerned with myself and the circumstances in my life that would lead me to analyze the potential of a robot being the perfect guy-thing. I think I am over it now.

*begins to analyze animal crackers*

I don't think those are either large or skilled enough....Besides, that's bestiality...

I don't think those are either large or skilled enough....Besides, that's bestiality...

Here I was thinking it was cookieality.

Here I was thinking it was cookieality.

It's too confusing. You should stick to me...er, men...or women, I suppose....<.<

This (http://simpsonovi.comics.cz/Futurama/Bender.gif) is the guy I'd build. Oooooohhhh yeeeaaahhh!!! :cool:

Lol, I was expecting that to be a picture of Vincent from FF :p

I'm tired, so I think it can all be summed up with..... Huw :)
He's everything I could want or need :fluffle: (a list of which may appear tomorrow, in much ramblyness...be warned :P)

*cough* i'm waiting ;) :p

Yes, it would be scary. I don't think I smell dead, I sleep on my bedroom floor and I have a lot more flesh than a skeleton....And I'm told I have an...erm, appealing voice, am insane, etc., etc. Though I don't sing, if that's purely what you mean by that.

That's probably a good thing. And I didn't only mean singing.

Kari Byron (http://www.joe-mammy.com/pages/features/kari-byron/baloons-lrg.jpg) from Mythbusters.

Cute chick who is always smiling who builds shit and gets giddy when she gets to blow stuff up? Yeah, sign me up.

*cough* i'm waiting ;) :p
hey, it takes time to type all the wonderful qualities you have ;)

but i'll try and at least mention some....

one way of explaining a lot of it is having someone who you can have any type of conversation with, or do anything with. someone who is intelligent and wellreasoned and interesting to have debates with or talk about various different intellectual kind of subjects with. someone who i trust and feel comfortable enough with and close enough to to share all my thoughts and feelings with, and someone who'll share the same with me. someone who can deal with my huge amount of emotion :P someone who can make me laugh a lot, and who i can have fun with and be silly with and generally have a good time with :-) someone who i share interests with and can talk about various things like music, books, tv shows, random things etc with. someone who i just don't feel inhibited around and who doesn't feel inhibited around me so we can talk about anything, and spend all parts of our daily lives and habits together, from discussing bathroom habit and burping to morning routine to talking about the specifics of illness or problems with my/his body to pointing out people on the street who are hot :P someone who is serious about a relationship, and who is open about his feelings towards me, and likes talking about that kind of thing. someone who is willing to work at our relationship and can use bad experiences to become stronger and closer. someone who enjoys sex, trying new things and is passionate (and damn sexy!*) and can therefore have many fun conversations with (and much much more!) ;) someone who is encouraging and supportive and caring and helps me when i need someone :) someone who'll put up with my weirdness, and has a sufficient amount of weirdness themselves :P someone who adds something to my life, and just makes the simplest things better, like eating meals, or playing a game, or going for a walk, or driving somewhere :) someone who is honest and open and doesn't mess me around and play stupid mind games or follow crazy relationship rules, but treats people and situations with respect. someone who can help me see things in a new light, and create a new perspective on life. someone who is interested in me, respects me, and cares for me. someone who likes all the love and affection i have to give :fluffle: someone who has the same kind of values, and political leanings, and is a generally compassionate person who cares about issues and people. someone who isn't arrogant, or insensitive, or a snob, or someone who enjoys putting others down. someone who can cope with me being sensitive to various issues that get to me for probably illogical reasons. someone who can generally cope with my lack of logic sometimes, and who can balance me out :P someone who can deal with my indecisiveness :P someone who fascinates me and intruiges me. someone who is open to and can appreciate new things (such as music or food), who enjoys travelling.... oh, i could go on for days! (ETA: ooo, someone who has a very expressive face and body, hehehe :P)

sounds like some crazy hypothetical person who i'll never find... but i have! :) and i can't believe my luck to have such an amazing guy in my life :fluffle:

*this might include fairly long, brown, wavy, well-looked after hair, with gorgeous dark changeable eyes, wearing good glasses, is slightly taller than me and bigger than me and the kind of build i like... (mmmm) ... plus general personality i find sexy, certain treatment of me and who has a certain spark (no, huge roaring fire of lust!) with me ;)

I'm one of the poor bastards (un)lucky enough to actually meet this "perfect" specimen--as is about par for the course in my life, she dated my best friend for two years and showed precisely zero interest in me. Most recently, this lack of interest has been manifest primarily by the fact that she hasn't answered my calls for about the last year (and it's not like I try every day, or even every week ). Despite being well aware of my feelings (I don't beat around the bush in real life any more than I do here), I was snubbed either twice--or some 200+ times depending on how you look at it.

Last time we spoke, the conversation had the delightful result of calling off my restaurant reservations. It was kind of funny when I called them back to cancel 24 hours after putting the reservations in--poor guy says "have a nice day" at the end. Needless to say, my reaction was less than favorable. "Nice day?!"Do you come across as angry in real life as you do on here? Angry is (usually) a turn off.

You mean like, what if she were into Black Sabbath, and ALSO thought that Geezer Butler was cute, as well as one of the best heavy-metal bass players ever?

That would be fine.Yes, something like that.

I don't have a clear picture in ym mind - anyway, I'm kinda not interested anymore - I had what was thought my me as the perfect guy - he was Jordainian , called Qaboos, after the Sultan of Oman. anyway, he died in one of those senseless wars that plague the region. Or I think he died. He never came up on the lists, and his family's never seen him again. So he's probably dead. So that was my perfect man.

My boyfriend is definitely pefect for me.

You know how when you're single you make those lists of attributes for a perfect partner in your head, and throw in stupid things towards the end, because it's just in your imagintion, so you might as well have a cultured guy as well as a hot guy, and a guy who can dance as well as make intelligent conversation, and all those sorts of things?

Somehow I got that guy, the one with all the extras. I still don't know what he sees in me, but I'm sure as hell not alerting him to the fact that I am unworthy.

*cough* i'm waiting ;-) :p
We all were....
That's probably a good thing. And I didn't only mean singing.
Well, I don't sing at all...but otherwise, my claim seems to hold true.
hey, it takes time to type all the wonderful qualities you have ;)

but i'll try and at least mention some....

one way of explaining a lot of it is having someone who you can have any type of conversation with, or do anything with. someone who is intelligent and wellreasoned and interesting to have debates with or talk about various different intellectual kind of subjects with. someone who i trust and feel comfortable enough with and close enough to to share all my thoughts and feelings with, and someone who'll share the same with me. someone who can deal with my huge amount of emotion :P someone who can make me laugh a lot, and who i can have fun with and be silly with and generally have a good time with :-) someone who i share interests with and can talk about various things like music, books, tv shows, random things etc with. someone who i just don't feel inhibited around and who doesn't feel inhibited around me so we can talk about anything, and spend all parts of our daily lives and habits together, from discussing bathroom habit and burping to morning routine to talking about the specifics of illness or problems with my/his body to pointing out people on the street who are hot :P someone who is serious about a relationship, and who is open about his feelings towards me, and likes talking about that kind of thing. someone who is willing to work at our relationship and can use bad experiences to become stronger and closer. someone who enjoys sex, trying new things and is passionate (and damn sexy!*) and can therefore have many fun conversations with (and much much more!) ;) someone who is encouraging and supportive and caring and helps me when i need someone :) someone who'll put up with my weirdness, and has a sufficient amount of weirdness themselves :P someone who adds something to my life, and just makes the simplest things better, like eating meals, or playing a game, or going for a walk, or driving somewhere :) someone who is honest and open and doesn't mess me around and play stupid mind games or follow crazy relationship rules, but treats people and situations with respect. someone who can help me see things in a new light, and create a new perspective on life. someone who is interested in me, respects me, and cares for me. someone who likes all the love and affection i have to give :fluffle: someone who has the same kind of values, and political leanings, and is a generally compassionate person who cares about issues and people. someone who isn't arrogant, or insensitive, or a snob, or someone who enjoys putting others down. someone who can cope with me being sensitive to various issues that get to me for probably illogical reasons. someone who can generally cope with my lack of logic sometimes, and who can balance me out :P someone who can deal with my indecisiveness :P someone who fascinates me and intruiges me. someone who is open to and can appreciate new things (such as music or food), who enjoys travelling.... oh, i could go on for days! (ETA: ooo, someone who has a very expressive face and body, hehehe :P)

sounds like some crazy hypothetical person who i'll never find... but i have! :) and i can't believe my luck to have such an amazing guy in my life :fluffle:

*this might include fairly long, brown, wavy, well-looked after hair, with gorgeous dark changeable eyes, wearing good glasses, is slightly taller than me and bigger than me and the kind of build i like... (mmmm) ... plus general personality i find sexy, certain treatment of me and who has a certain spark (no, huge roaring fire of lust!) with me ;)
Reading it takes a lot of time, too, so I'll do that part later.:p

Well, people seem to really be putting effort into this, which is shaming me for doing the copout picture post. So, let me think about what my ideal type of guy is...

- computer nerd, but not so nerdy that he never leaves the house/doesn't know how to talk to people. It's okay if he's not an I.T. guy, but it's nice. Mac guys/digital arts guys are suspect, but it wouldn't rule them out.

- my height or taller (I prefer 5'11" or taller), and I like brown-or red-haired guys. I don't mind balding. I can deal with fat, but not REAL fat.

- must love to read books for fun, even if it's not the same kind of books I like. Guys who only read fantasy/sci-fi series are suspect.

- must love love animals, particularly dogs. The kind of guy who, when he traps a mouse in the house or office, will buy a cage for it and feed it cashews. A violent animal rights activist would be going too far. Vegans are suspect.

- Dark, intellectual sense of humor is a must. I like a guy that appreciates Achewood (www.achewood.com).

- loves all different kinds of music, genre be damned.

- and I want to have crazy sex with that man (a lot). So he should be giving, loving, and sexy. This requires self-confidence, but not so self-confident that other peope's happiness doesn't concern him. Particularly my happiness. In bed. And, you know, out of bed.

- Finally, if this man loves children and would be a good father and help me out equally in all things, I would gladly have his children. If not, I have no problem donating all my eggs to people who need them more.

The End. (I hope this thread doesn't die now.)

P.S. He also has to love me and everything I am (even my neuroses) and be good to me. That is pretty important.

The Perfect Girl for me:
Hair:Blonde/Red/Brown/Black/Brunette(Any color that isnt like blue green grey or any weird color)
Eyes: Blue Green Brown (Any color it doesnt matter to me unles its to insane for me)
Personalitie:Fun to be around, Athletic, Playfull, has things in common with me, can be any height (preferably my own height), thin with a little fat is ok, and funny.

Yiu see my last girlfriend, well she was almost perfect...except she was over-dramatic. And thats why I broke up with her. But recently i asked another girl to be my girlfriend, and supposedly she wasnt ready to date, and said no. But 1 week later she is dating my best friend (OMG...wow i sound like a girl, hey guys can show there feminist side, and still be straight you know). They broke up the next time they both saw me...irony? Yeah but this girl is perfect, she is basically what i described up there in my description. Plus we have been nest friends since the day she moved into my little town. And besides that I dated her before...it was a weird on-off thing. Anyways just thought i should post that.

Reading it takes a lot of time, too, so I'll do that part later.:p
hehehe, understandable :p

Since recently breaking up, I've been sort of wondering this myself. I've had a hard time thinking of the perfect person - various 'perfect' aspects of his personality and physicallity conflict with each other - can you have it all? Maybe I'm just being way too demanding. I never thought my ex was perfect for me, even in the begining, and have never had a romantic experience where I did - so it is a bit redeeming to see people on here that have, and do think their partner is perfect for them.

So here goes:
Someone clever and quick, and intelligent, but not in such a way that would compete with me. Someone that isn't arrogant, but has internal self-confidence and gumption. Someone that's successful and good at what they do.
Someone that looks good, and is fit and satisfied with their body. Someone Taht doesn't spend half their life at the gym. They have to be hot (no but to that one). They cannot be too vain, or at least vanity must be appropriately repressed. They have to have either no interest, or good taste in all things easthetic. They can not be preoccupied with image, yet they must maintain a decent one.
Someone who takes leadership, but can back down without bitterness. Someone that's positive and happy about life in general, without being ignorant.
Someone who is not sensetive, but still has intuition. Someone who is not easily offended, but is careful about offending others. Someone who is not afraid or avoidant of confrontation, but forgives quickly.
They have to be compassionate, but not mushy. They should be open about emotions and feelings, but be capable of restaint and silence. They must be very patient.
They must leave me alone once in a while. They must not cling, but they must be willing to participate fully in my family, and like it. They must be a bit opinionated, but have flexibility - be capable of changing their mind.
They should have more or less the same values as me apropos of environment, politics, and religion and be willing to shape their lives according to them.
Someone who behaves the same way with me as he does with others, but still considers me special. Someone who puts in effort.
And of course, they have to put up with me!


So to me, that list (which isn't even complete) is totally unrealistic. It's asking too much. I mean, you cannot expect the perfect balance, the perfect yin and yang of every trait to assemble all in one person. I would probably be happy with a person who had only some of those, but I wonder if the real thing actually exists.

So to me, that list (which isn't even complete) is totally unrealistic. It's asking too much. I mean, you cannot expect the perfect balance, the perfect yin and yang of every trait to assemble all in one person. I would probably be happy with a person who had only some of those, but I wonder if the real thing actually exists.

That's not unrealistic at all. You're basically asking for a guy who doesn't have any serious personality disorders, is attractive to you, and has stuff in common with you. We all want that. Don't lower your standards...it's better to be alone than in a relationship with a shitty person.

Lol, I was expecting that to be a picture of Vincent from FF :p

Yeah, he is amazingly good looking in advent children. It's september now right? Not long until Final Fantasy VII: Dirge Of Cerberus comes out here. I love FF so much, it's been too long since they last brought out a game. I can't wait until I get to play it, I feel like a child on christmas eve. :) :( :) :( :)

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So to me, that list (which isn't even complete) is totally unrealistic. It's asking too much. I mean, you cannot expect the perfect balance, the perfect yin and yang of every trait to assemble all in one person. I would probably be happy with a person who had only some of those, but I wonder if the real thing actually exists.
I honestly don't think you're being that unrealistic. You're basically asking for someone who has some balance in their characteristics. Two things to think about are:

a) your ideas of the right balance are subjective, can change with your experience and be adapted (I assume at least slightly) meaning they're not unattainable, near-impossible ideals of distant perfection. Also, they can seem picky with the structure of "characteristic a, but not charcteristic b" and as if you're searching for something exact in the middle, but they can actually leave a fairly broad scope. For example, with your first sentence, the vast majority of people I know who are intelligent don't feel a need to compete with others so it's not actually asking that much, but just specifying about possibilities that could be linked.

b) you might be willing to help your partner with finding balances. If, for example, insecurity leads to them feeling the need to compete, if you find someone who you really care about and think you could have a future with, you might think it's worthwhile to help them overcome that insecurity, to help them, and your relationship. It's never a good idea to base a relationship on the idea that you will be able to change the other person, but both of you can help each other to bring out the best in each other, and that's something to remember. Things that are to do with being good at maintaining a relationship (eg "not afraid or avoidant of confrontation, but forgives quickly") can be a quality that appears with time as the relationship strengthens, or that your partner decides to really work at because he cares about you. If there are a few issues that stop someone being "perfect", they can be worked through, to the benefit of all.

(Also, being hot should probably be non-negotiable to all people, because a relationship won't work without physical attraction. What makes it reasonable in it's non-negotiableness is that you may find someone non-traditionally "hot" hot.)

I honestly don't think you're being that unrealistic. You're basically asking for someone who has some balance in their characteristics. Two things to think about are:

a) your ideas of the right balance are subjective, can change with your experience and be adapted (I assume at least slightly) meaning they're not unattainable, near-impossible ideals of distant perfection. Also, they can seem picky with the structure of "characteristic a, but not charcteristic b" and as if you're searching for something exact in the middle, but they can actually leave a fairly broad scope. For example, with your first sentence, the vast majority of people I know who are intelligent don't feel a need to compete with others so it's not actually asking that much, but just specifying about possibilities that could be linked.

b) you might be willing to help your partner with finding balances. If, for example, insecurity leads to them feeling the need to compete, if you find someone who you really care about and think you could have a future with, you might think it's worthwhile to help them overcome that insecurity, to help them, and your relationship. It's never a good idea to base a relationship on the idea that you will be able to change the other person, but both of you can help each other to bring out the best in each other, and that's something to remember. Things that are to do with being good at maintaining a relationship (eg "not afraid or avoidant of confrontation, but forgives quickly") can be a quality that appears with time as the relationship strengthens, or that your partner decides to really work at because he cares about you. If there are a few issues that stop someone being "perfect", they can be worked through, to the benefit of all. Of course. "perfect for me" is something different than a faultless person. Decent people are willing to adapt themselves for people they care about, albeit, I don't really think drastic adaptation 'for someone' is usually long term or genuine.
But as for the fairly broad scope - that's part of the trouble. I would love to meet someone who has that scope, and uses the various options in it in the right way at the right time. But mostly, if someone is sensetive about other people, they're also easily damaged and overanalytical for themselves. If someone is in great shape and cares about how they feel and look, they're probably rather vain. If someone likes to argue and take leadership, and usually wins or finds success when they do, they may have a problem accepting other stances, or backing down to a partner.
I mean, that's quite general, everyone has a breadth of behavior, but I don't see the kind of balance I would like in alot of people - they seem to have their method, and stick to it. Now love can take up some of the slack, since you mold to the person you care about, but in theory at least, I think it is important that people *don't* change too much in and out of a relationship. Mind you, maybe I'm just waking up to the fact that my last bf was very unbalanced in many of these respects (despite being a very good partner in many ways) which leaves me a bit negative. I really don't have a varried enough experience to know if it can happen or not.
(Also, being hot should probably be non-negotiable to all people, because a relationship won't work without physical attraction. What makes it reasonable in it's non-negotiableness is that you may find someone non-traditionally "hot" hot.)Yes, absoloutly. I don't require them to be an underwear model - just hot.

Well, I don't sing at all...but otherwise, my claim seems to hold true.



It does seem to, so far...but I'm assuming that you have a nose?

-snip-
Well, I can't really offer any solid advice or wisdom. A large part of it is probably really just luck in the people you meet, though actively looking and putting in the effort to get to know people without assuming things can make a difference. It could be that things change with age (your perception of people, but also the balance men have created in themselves), or that perhaps the kind of social groups you're with (maybe due to career) could not have the kind of man you're looking for... As I said, I can't offer anything solid really. In my personal experience though, as a very critical judge of character (even if it doesn't come across that much), I have managed to find someone who seems perfect for me. It can happen just out of the blue.

I don't think you're being unrealistic though. It's more that you're honest about what qualities are important to me, and know the things that affect you and relationships you have. It's good to be aware of those things, though it's important to stay open to the fact that maybe they aren't as important as you think, with the right guy (possibly).

Well, people seem to really be putting effort into this, which is shaming me for doing the copout picture post. So, let me think about what my ideal type of guy is...

- computer nerd, but not so nerdy that he never leaves the house/doesn't know how to talk to people. It's okay if he's not an I.T. guy, but it's nice. Mac guys/digital arts guys are suspect, but it wouldn't rule them out.

- my height or taller (I prefer 5'11" or taller), and I like brown-or red-haired guys. I don't mind balding. I can deal with fat, but not REAL fat.

- must love to read books for fun, even if it's not the same kind of books I like. Guys who only read fantasy/sci-fi series are suspect.

- must love love animals, particularly dogs. The kind of guy who, when he traps a mouse in the house or office, will buy a cage for it and feed it cashews. A violent animal rights activist would be going too far. Vegans are suspect.

- Dark, intellectual sense of humor is a must. I like a guy that appreciates Achewood (www.achewood.com).

- loves all different kinds of music, genre be damned.

- and I want to have crazy sex with that man (a lot). So he should be giving, loving, and sexy. This requires self-confidence, but not so self-confident that other peope's happiness doesn't concern him. Particularly my happiness. In bed. And, you know, out of bed.

- Finally, if this man loves children and would be a good father and help me out equally in all things, I would gladly have his children. If not, I have no problem donating all my eggs to people who need them more.

The End. (I hope this thread doesn't die now.)

P.S. He also has to love me and everything I am (even my neuroses) and be good to me. That is pretty important.
As for the out of bed part....the shower? How about up against a wall? A library?;):p
hehehe, understandable :p
I still haven't gotten to it.:( Tonight, if I can manage to stay awake.:)
~snip~
You're into groups!:eek:
It does seem to, so far...but I'm assuming that you have a nose?
Yes, I do...Is that a problem?:confused:

*snipped, to keep everyone's blood sugar at a safe level*

Good Lord! She really did post a long, rambling list...:D

Good Lord! She really did post a long, rambling list...:D

its lovely :) but then i would think that ;) :D

Yes, I do...Is that a problem?:confused:

:)
No, not a problem. But the original phantom didn't have a nose, at least if he did, it couldn't be seen from the side.

Good Lord! She really did post a long, rambling list...:D
That's because she cares so much.:) I hope I find someone about whom I care so much.......
its lovely :) but then i would think that ;) :D
Yes, you certainly would.:p
:)
No, not a problem. But the original phantom didn't have a nose, at least if he did, it couldn't be seen from the side.

I'm not the original phantom. I'm new and improved, baby.;)

:D:p

Good Lord! She really did post a long, rambling list...:D
never doubt my ramblyness ;)

its lovely :) but then i would think that ;) :D
hehe, awww :) :fluffle: love you :)

That's because she cares so much.:)
Exactly :)

As for the out of bed part....the shower? How about up against a wall? A library?;):p
LOL. That made me choke on a sip of water.

...not that those aren't good suggestions, of course. :p

Exactly :)
See? I know how this lover stuff works.;):)
LOL. That made me choke on a sip of water.

...not that those aren't good suggestions, of course. :p
Glad to be of service.;) You know, I know plenty of other ways I might service a woman....some of which may or may not include gagging, a step away from choking....;):p

a committed socialist whose views would be informed by rationalism rather than ideology. Also she would be tall-ish, slim, have brown hair, have great boobs and would get fustrated sometimes. She would be able to hold debates, have a similar sense of humour to me except better and would like the same kinds of music and films.

I'm not the original phantom. I'm new and improved, baby.;)

:eek: But...you can't improve on perfection!

(OK, he's not exactly perfect, but I did say he'd be perfect for me)

:)

:eek: But...you can't improve on perfection!

(OK, he's not exactly perfect, but I did say he'd be perfect for me)

:)

You forget that I am one thing he is not: I am real.:)

Fake boobs, nice ass, doesn't ask too many question. The usual.

Fake boobs, nice ass, doesn't ask too many question. The usual.

You make me sad.:(

Note that I'm not trying to change your mind....

Whats your dream girl or guy. Meaning if you could build someone to ideally fit what your attracted to what would they look like and wear? I'm just curious.
What I have now... thought some improvements are needed.

Already found her ('http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k191/digitalnoface/IMG_9989.jpg'). Intelligent, beautiful, chinese, logical, rational, practical and minimal on the usual woman-crap. Enjoys my unstructured style, but is structured to balance me out.

at this point of my life? As long as she's human and breathing...

Prolly a Czech girl, long red hair [Down past her ass would be best]. Abou 5 feet 9 inches would be the ideal height. Thickish legs and a little pot belly would be the best. Not a big belly, just a little above being flat so that it looks smooth.

Brests should be a b cup or smaller...and feet should be tiny.

Oh and a larger than average nose, I like big noses.

I'd lover for her to be a Fascist, but anything is good as long as it's not Communist.

You know what'd be cool? A chick who plays bass in a funk band.

Hmm. Quite short. Maybe 5'4 or 5'5. Blonde hair.. Green/blue eyes. Sporty/fit body but not too muscly lol. Not too skinny. Gotta have a bum! Funny. Intelligent.. Mmm yea.

Good luck...
I am sure there must be a woman somewhere, possibly hidden in a secluded cave, who is mild-mannered and bitchy maybe once per year.
Like i said, Good luck...

Hmm. Quite short. Maybe 5'4 or 5'5. Blonde hair.. Green/blue eyes. Sporty/fit body but not too muscly lol. Not too skinny. Gotta have a bum! Funny. Intelligent.. Mmm yea.
I know someone kinda like that.:cool: ;)

Then that guy isn't the right one and you should move on.
Trust me,there is the perfect guy out there for you, who annoys you just enough.;) :eek: I'm annoying! But probably not in any attractive way.:p
-snippage-
Maybe it is you.:eek:

Prolly a Czech girl, long red hair [Down past her ass would be best]. Abou 5 feet 9 inches would be the ideal height. Thickish legs and a little pot belly would be the best. Not a big belly, just a little above being flat so that it looks smooth.

Brests should be a b cup or smaller...and feet should be tiny.

Oh and a larger than average nose, I like big noses.

I'd lover for her to be a Fascist, but anything is good as long as it's not Communist.
Sorry, we have rules against this sort of thing: No girls allowed.:p
Maybe it is you.:eek:

:eek: Oh, she'll just love to read that when she gets back.:D You're kidding.....right?:eek:

Me, a girl, long hair (blond), hot, smart, likes anime and comedy, not overly religious, communist, facist, or racist. And an anime face (WHAT?? Anime girls can be really hot.)

I'm only 13. Never been in a relationship. Not even had a single date. (In my town most people have had more than one girlfriend or boyfriend at my age. I'm the community dateless person. :( )

Me, a girl, long hair (blond), hot, smart, likes anime and comedy, not overly religious, communist, facist, or racist. And an anime face (WHAT?? Anime girls can be really hot.)

I'm only 13. Never been in a relationship. Not even had a single date. (In my town most people have had more than one girlfriend or boyfriend at my age. I'm the community dateless person. :) )

That's me now....but I'm 18. I guess I'm just too damned picky.:p

For me:
Female, roughly 5'9"-10", slim/athletic build and lightly toned muscles, brunette is ideal, green eyes, possibly lightly freckled.
As to personality...argumentative, sparky, affectionate, and unaccountably attracted to me :D
In real life any girl who I think is kinda hot and sparks with me personality-wise gets my vote.

For me:
Female, roughly 5'9"-10", slim/athletic build and lightly toned muscles, brunette is ideal, green eyes, possibly lightly freckled.
As to personality...argumentative, sparky, affectionate, and unaccountably attracted to me :D
In real life any girl who I think is kinda hot and sparks with me personality-wise gets my vote.

You forget that I am one thing he is not: I am real.:)

That's true, I guess. :)

That's true, I guess. :)

Of course it is!....Unless you think I'm a cold, insensitive bot....:(

Of course it is!....Unless you think I'm a cold, insensitive bot....:(

No, I don't think that.
:)

No, I don't think that.
:)

Then I'm quite real.:)

And quite a catch, too.;):p

Then I'm quite real.:)

And quite a catch, too.;):p

:)

:)

What, nothing to say? Vacuumhead would flame you for that if she knew.:p

For me:
Female, roughly 5'9"-10", slim/athletic build and lightly toned muscles, brunette is ideal, green eyes, possibly lightly freckled.
As to personality...argumentative, sparky, affectionate, and unaccountably attracted to me :D
In real life any girl who I think is kinda hot and sparks with me personality-wise gets my vote.

Then I'm quite real.:)

And quite a catch, too.;):pThat's what they all say. (Except the ones who are overly self-depreciating.)

I have posted the same thing three times. This is embarrassing, and possibly a consequence of stealing somebody's wireless internet. (it's unreliable :()

What, nothing to say? Vacuumhead would flame you for that if she knew.:p

I just couldn't think of anything to say to that.

That's what they all say. (Except the ones who are overly self-depreciating.)
That's normally me. I'm just in a delirious, and therefore honest, mood.
I just couldn't think of anything to say to that.

Umm....I dunno...to stay on-topic, you could tell me some endearing things about yourself.:)

a committed socialist whose views would be informed by rationalism rather than ideology. Also she would be tall-ish, slim, have brown hair, have great boobs and would get fustrated sometimes. She would be able to hold debates, have a similar sense of humour to me except better and would like the same kinds of music and films.

Socialist + Rational?
...
Y'know, most people want the impossible, but you're pushing it :p
For the record, I have nothing more against socialism than against any other ideology.

Umm....I dunno...to stay on-topic, you could tell me some endearing things about yourself.:)

Like the maniacal laughter?:)

I don't know, I'm usually pretty self-depreciating, unless I'm talking at random. Then I'm arrogant and I overestimate myself.

Like the maniacal laughter?:)

I don't know, I'm usually pretty self-depreciating, unless I'm talking at random. Then I'm arrogant and I overestimate myself.

Yes, like the maniacal laughter. I love that!:)

Then, by all means, talk at random. Either way, I can usually see through to a fair approximation anyway, but I'd rather you overdo it. It just makes it easier for me that way. Partially because I'm the same way.

Yes, like the maniacal laughter. I love that!:)

Then, by all means, talk at random. Either way, I can usually see through to a fair approximation anyway, but I'd rather you overdo it. It just makes it easier for me that way. Partially because I'm the same way.

Thanks:)

All right, then. I'm first in my junior class currently, with a 4.6 cumulative weighted GPA and a 4.0 unweighted. I'm considered smarter than most of my peers, by my peers themselves and by the PSAT, which I took in my sophomore year, on which I scored better than 99% of college-bound juniors.

Appearance-wise, I tend to consider myself ugly, or at best plain, although my family, friends, and store clerks (who I'm hesitant to believe, since they're trying to sell me clothes) tell me otherwise. I have very pale skin (especially considering that I've lived in Florida for my entire life :D), dark brown hair, and brown eyes, and I'm probably too thin. At least, my doctor keeps telling me that I need to gain weight.

Personality-wise, I tend to be too emotional, although I really try to be rational, and I'm anxious and worried pretty much all of the time, although not as much this year. I am also very shy and for a long while I got nauseous whenever I was around people.

So, that's me, I guess.

Thanks:)

All right, then. I'm first in my junior class currently, with a 4.6 cumulative weighted GPA and a 4.0 unweighted. I'm considered smarter than most of my peers, by my peers themselves and by the PSAT, which I took in my sophomore year, on which I scored better than 99% of college-bound juniors.

Appearance-wise, I tend to consider myself ugly, or at best plain, although my family, friends, and store clerks (who I'm hesitant to believe, since they're trying to sell me clothes) tell me otherwise. I have very pale skin (especially considering that I've lived in Florida for my entire life :D), dark brown hair, and brown eyes, and I'm probably too thin. At least, my doctor keeps telling me that I need to gain weight.

Personality-wise, I tend to be too emotional, although I really try to be rational, and I'm anxious and worried pretty much all of the time, although not as much this year. I am also very shy and for a long while I got nauseous whenever I was around people.

So, that's me, I guess.
You sound lovely.:) I remember you posted a photo once, but with my little joke-gone-awry that time, I suppose that's not likely to happen again....TG me, maybe?

You sound lovely.:) I remember you posted a photo once, but with my little joke-gone-awry that time, I suppose that's not likely to happen again....TG me, maybe?

Thanks:)

I don't know. I'm not sure how to post pictures that aren't already online.

My perfect girl would be smart, affectionate, caring, loving, kind, sweet, and as far as looks go it doesn't really matter too much. (As long as it isn't some fat lady.)

but to be perfectly honest, a hot body and great sex WOULD be a bonus.:)

Thanks:)

I don't know. I'm not sure how to post pictures that aren't already online.

No need to thank me for the truth. But you're welcome to.;):p:)

You can't. But I could TG you one of my email addresses and you could send it there, if you want.

My perfect girl would be smart, affectionate, caring, loving, kind, sweet, and as far as looks go it doesn't really matter too much. (As long as it isn't some fat lady.)

but to be perfectly honest, a hot body and great sex WOULD be a bonus.:)

*marks you down for an 80-year-old woman*:p

HEY! lol :rolleyes:

meanie. lol :p

HEY! lol :rolleyes:

Well, grandmothers need love, too!:D


























*dies laughing at you*

(Sorry this post is just so i can have 30 posts.) :D

meanie. lol :p

;)

well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUse me if i prefer an 80 year old grandFATHER :P

(Jk) :D

No need to thank me for the truth. But you're welcome to.;):p:)

You can't. But I could TG you one of my email addresses and you could send it there, if you want.

I'm not sure that I feel completely comfortable with that.

~sees her winking smiley and dies of affection.~

(Sorry this post is just so i can have 30 posts.) :D

That's an incredibly low goal.:rolleyes: But don't do that anymore anyway. WYTYG will rip you to pieces if she finds out.:p

:cool:

oh noes. :rolleyes:

well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUse me if i prefer an 80 year old grandFATHER :P
LOL :D
(Jk) :D
Yeah, I bet.:p
~sees her winking smiley and dies of affection.~
:eek: I'm a GUY!
*flees*
I'm not sure that I feel completely comfortable with that.

I didn't think so, and that's fine with me. But if you ever change your mind, just let me know.:) Oh, and I recommend an email under a pseudonym, just to be cautious, if you do.

oh noes. :rolleyes:

You really should be more afraid of her than that.....

I know from past experience....:(

sorry pplz i'm, quite the talker (yap yap yap yap yap) :)

what did she do? :(

i are teh shcared :(

i'm too young to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(40 posts)

Very Freakin Funny -.-

gtg bai :upyours: :p

sorry pplz i'm, quite the talker (yap yap yap yap yap) :)
*slaps some sense into you*
what did she do? :(
She won't let me say.....
i are teh shcared :(
You should be!
i'm too young to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
No one is too young to die.....
(40 posts)
:rolleyes:
Very Freakin Funny -.-
Just the truth....
gtg bai :upyours: :p

You're either a n00b, a troll or both.:rolleyes:

LOL :D
I didn't think so, and that's fine with me. But if you ever change your mind, just let me know.:) Oh, and I recommend an email under a pseudonym, just to be cautious, if you do.

All right, I'll tell you if I change my mind. And my e-mail is a pseudonym.

:)

All right, I'll tell you if I change my mind. And my e-mail is a pseudonym.

:)

Okay. Good to know.:) I check it every day, at this point, so I'd notice fairly quickly.:p Just TG me if that ever happens. Until then...well, I don't know that we could really continue on-topic at this point....What do you think? Is there anything you'd particularly like to know?

Okay. Good to know.:) I check it every day, at this point, so I'd notice fairly quickly.:p Just TG me if that ever happens. Until then...well, I don't know that we could really continue on-topic at this point....What do you think? Is there anything you'd particularly like to know?

Umm...have you read the original Phantom of the Opera novel? Just curious.
:)

Umm...have you read the original Phantom of the Opera novel? Just curious.
:)

No, I can't say as I have. I've been meaning to read that and see the movie, but I never seem to have time....

No, I can't say as I have. I've been meaning to read that and see the movie, but I never seem to have time....

Ah. I could sort of tell. And there are a whole bunch of phantom movies. I've seen three and a half.

Ah. I could sort of tell. And there are a whole bunch of phantom movies. I've seen three and a half.

I know there are a bunch. I meant the latest one. I heard it was good and wanted to verify the opinion.

My perfect woman would have pistol grip ears and fold-back teeth.

I know there are a bunch. I meant the latest one. I heard it was good and wanted to verify the opinion.

It's pretty good. It's what introduced me to phantom. There are some mistakes, though. They're pretty funny when you know what to look for.

It's a good movie, though. The book is just better than any of the movies I've seen so far. Although the ALW stage show is awesome.

It's pretty good. It's what introduced me to phantom. There are some mistakes, though. They're pretty funny when you know what to look for.

It's a good movie, though. The book is just better than any of the movies I've seen so far. Although the ALW stage show is awesome.

Thanks for the information. I'll be certain to keep an eye open for those when I watch the movie (probably after reading it).

Thanks for the information. I'll be certain to keep an eye open for those when I watch the movie (probably after reading it).

Here you go, The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux (http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext94/phant12.txt)

Now start reading ;)

A bit to raw to discuss right now. Fuck you.:mad:

Here you go, The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux (http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext94/phant12.txt)

Now start reading ;)
Yay! T3H Laziness!:D
A bit to raw to discuss right now. Fuck you.:mad:

Then STFU and don't bother posting here.:rolleyes:

Brown Haired with a mind on the same level as me.

Maybe a english accent and she would dress smartly, I cant stand women who make themselves look easy.

I would prefer a average body shape no extremes.

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m92/matthewthirlwell/house5.jpg

Ziyi Zhang.........nuff said.:p

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m92/matthewthirlwell/house5.jpg

Ziyi Zhang.........nuff said.:p

Why?:confused:

She is beautiful...not my idea of perfect, but I can see why you would ;)

Why?:confused:

I got a thing for asian women :D Plus any woman that can get her leg up that high could be fun IMO.

Plus she's pretty and a good martial artist and you know I gotta thing for that!:p

I got a thing for asian women :D Plus any woman that can get her leg up that high could be fun IMO.

Plus she's pretty and a good martial artist and you know I gotta thing for that!:p

Yeah, but I like women with brains, so while I might understand, I certainly disagree.;):p

Thanks for the information. I'll be certain to keep an eye open for those when I watch the movie (probably after reading it).

Good. :)

Good. :)

Do you read a lot in your spare time? Or is it more like "What's spare time?" in your case?:p

Do you read a lot in your spare time? Or is it more like "What's spare time?" in your case?:p

I'll put it this way, I'm able to post here now because I'm multitasking and writing my lab report for AP Chemistry at the same time. And a few minutes ago, I was eating lunch while writing the lab report and coming here, too. :)

I don't have as much time to read actual books, but I do read stories online in whatever spare time I make (I wake up at 5:30 AM on school days so that I can have time to read online before I leave for school around 7.

Yeah, but I like women with brains, so while I might understand, I certainly disagree.;):p

She's not thick. Plus you can't hump a brain!!!!

I'll put it this way, I'm able to post here now because I'm multitasking and writing my lab report for AP Chemistry at the same time. And a few minutes ago, I was eating lunch while writing the lab report and coming here, too. :)

I don't have as much time to read actual books, but I do read stories online in whatever spare time I make (I wake up at 5:30 AM on school days so that I can have time to read online before I leave for school around 7.
I didn't even bother eating lunch...but then I'm not much good at multi-tasking at anything other than reading.:p But usually I had a few minutes here and there between classes or after tests and suchlike to read. And the busride to and from school. Yeah, I rode the bus even when I was a senior. What of it?:p
She's not thick. Plus you can't hump a brain!!!!

I have very high standards for that. And I never said I wanted to hump a brain, just that I would like the woman I hump to have a brain.

I didn't even bother eating lunch...but then I'm not much good at multi-tasking at anything other than reading.:p But usually I had a few minutes here and there between classes or after tests and suchlike to read. And the busride to and from school. Yeah, I rode the bus even when I was a senior. What of it?:p


I almost forgot to eat lunch, and it ended up taking me about an hour, since I was multi-tasking while eating.

And I live too close to my school to ride the bus (1.7 miles away), so I can't ride the bus. And five minutes is not very much time to read.

I almost forgot to eat lunch, and it ended up taking me about an hour, since I was multi-tasking while eating.

And I live too close to my school to ride the bus (1.7 miles away), so I can't ride the bus. And five minutes is not very much time to read.

That's why I didn't really read anything on my own accord after I moved past the freshman stage.:p

That's why I didn't really read anything on my own accord after I moved past the freshman stage.:p

Hmm. I don't really have much time, but I do write stories.:)

I think that everyone (atleast in some small way) settles with a person that doesnt really meet all of what they want (just look at divorce rates i guess).But hey,its fun to dream.

I guess mine would be a short asian with somewhat long hair,a face and smile to die for,intelligent,athiest,loves debate,a hardcore gamer and pc nerd,nice breast (but not to large,ive never had a thing for watermelons),responsible yet risk taking,sarcastic,humerous,and very open to trying stuff in bed.:D sadly like i said,i dont think everyone really gets what they want in all respects :( oh well,no perverted dreams being realised for me.

I think that everyone (atleast in some small way) settles with a person that doesnt really meet all of what they want (just look at divorce rates i guess).But hey,its fun to dream.

I guess mine would be a short asian with somewhat long hair,a face and smile to die for,intelligent,athiest,loves debate,a hardcore gamer and pc nerd,nice breast (but not to large,ive never had a thing for watermelons),responsible yet risk taking,sarcastic,humerous,and very open to trying stuff in bed.:D sadly like i said,i dont think everyone really gets what they want in all respects :( oh well,no perverted dreams being realised for me.

That's exactly what I'm after!!!!!!! Are you my evil twin?:p

Hmm. I don't really have much time, but I do write stories.:)
Oh really? I've been formulating a novel for several years now. Haven't actually started writing it, though. I write poetry when the inspiration beats me over the head.
That's exactly what I'm after!!!!!!! Are you my evil twin?:p

Who said he's the evil one?:p

Oh really? I've been formulating a novel for several years now. Haven't actually started writing it, though. I write poetry when the inspiration beats me over the head.


Yes. One of my stories is around 110 pages now, and I write some poetry. Most of my stories and poems are available online. (Links in my sig)

:)

Yes. One of my stories is around 110 pages now, and I write some poetry. Most of my stories and poems are available online. (Links in my sig)

:)

You're just showing off now!:D And it's working.;):p

You're just showing off now!:D And it's working.;):p

Thanks!:) Of course I'm showing off...;)