NationStates Jolt Archive

Whats your dream girl or guy. Meaning if you could build someone to ideally fit what your attracted to what would they look like and wear? I'm just curious

Edit: should be noted for me it would be a cute asian girl semi-short hair. Kinda shy and an accent. And of course smart, funny, and easy to talk to. But thats just me.

Me with tits.

Definitely would be my husband. No question.

Me with tits.

LOL....

Not gonna lie, I giggled at that.

If I built one, it wouldn't be perfect. There'd be too many small things I'd only notice on the subconscious level that I'd get wrong. And besides, what they look like and wear is only a small part of what would attract me to them.

LOL....

Not gonna lie, I giggled at that.

*bows*

Contrary to poipular rumour, I am not self centred, vain or narcisistic in the least.:cool:

Whats your dream girl or guy. Meaning if you could build someone to ideally fit what your attracted to what would they look like and wear? I'm just curious

Girl, red hair, interested in science fiction, not particularly religious, interested in me. Boobs are a nice complement but not necessary.

Clothes? Heh, since when did I care about that?

If I built one, it wouldn't be perfect. There'd be too many small things I'd only notice on the subconscious level that I'd get wrong. And besides, what they look like and wear is only a small part of what would attract me to them.
Precisely.

Tall, blonde-haired, blue-eyed young man of 20 or so. Fit and defined without being overly muscular. Must have that sparkle in his eyes that show wits and playfulness. Should also be able to flash the kind of corner-of-the-mouth smile that makes my knees go weak. And most important of all, must be sweet, compassionnate, and affectionnate.

That's pretty much the perfect guy for me.

Me with tits.
You won this thread. Great first reply!

As for the OP - I tell you once I find her. *nods* But you could be in for a long wait, considering that I haven't had a real relationship in years. :mad:

Cute, quiet, and obedient, possibly neurotic. Blonde or red fair,maybe in between, maybe even purple. Firm, plump tits. A little shorter than me. Pale like porcelain but maybe a little pinkish. Obediant. Freckles could be a little cute but not a major thing. Must have a kinky accent (irish or russian). Obediant.

Guy; longish, dirty blond hair; blue/green/grey eyes; nice nose (maybe not quite like Adrien Brody, but in the vicinity); yummy forearms.

And, most of all, intelligent, quick on the uptake, good sense of humour, kind, politically left.

:)

Cute, quiet, and obedient, possibly neurotic. Blonde or red fair,maybe in between, maybe even purple. Firm, plump tits. A little shorter than me. Pale like porcelain but maybe a little pinkish. Obediant. Freckles could be a little cute but not a major thing. Must have a kinky accent (irish or russian). Obediant.

o.O :rolleyes:

But you could be in for a long wait, considering that I haven't had a real relationship in years. :mad:

Join the club!

*makes place for you on the crowded sofa*

*lurks and takes notes*

TSI is my perfect girl...:p

Short, hispanic/south American descent, in the US LEGALLY (Or US citizen!)

:) :cool:

Given my track record, if I could build the perfect woman for myself she'd still leave me for another man. Or she wouldn't even be interested in me in the first place.

*lurks and takes notes*

Sorry, i'm in here. Try the next closet.

To hell with obedience, i could just get her hooked on crack, then threaten to cut her off. CIA, you guys rule.

A torch singing(bonus points for language I don't understand, which is everyone but this one), cello playing chick who is into vintage cars who does that fast witty talk like early Katherine Hepburn. I could go into more detail, but why torture myself...

Given my track record, if I could build the perfect woman for myself she'd still leave me for another man. Or she wouldn't even be interested in me in the first place.

thats why my number one qualification in a perfect man is being utterly in love with me and considers himself lucky to be with me.

the rest is just asking for trouble.

Guy :

A little taller than me, but not too much. Dark hair, brown or green eyes, nice smile and even nicer laugh. A little chubby would be nice... or even a little more *purr
Must be witty, bright, creative, very sexual and open for new experiences.

Girl :

Any colour, any height, but chubby too. And with nice, soft, big boobs.
Must be witty, bright, creative, very sexual and open for new experiences.


I may have met that guy already ;)

That would be my wife, carrying a bottle of rum and a five-gallon bucket of chocolate syrup.

I'd go into further detail, but I don't want to get banned. :p

WYTYG with TBD's hair.

EDIT: And LG's fertility.

thats why my number one qualification in a perfect man is being utterly in love with me and considers himself lucky to be with me.

the rest is just asking for trouble.

If you find him, could you see if he has a sister?

thats why my number one qualification in a perfect man is being utterly in love with me and considers himself lucky to be with me.

the rest is just asking for trouble.
Um, yeah. That. How could I possibly have forgotten that?

A few more things: she must be very easily fightened, to the point where she might be crying. But she has to love me neurotically so she won't call the police and she'll cover me if the the neighbours call them or tell her she's in a bad relationship bla bla professional help bla:headbang: :headbang:

:upyours: fuck you dad ill thro knives if i want

If you find him, could you see if he has a sister?

And a gay brother?

A few more things: she must be very easily fightened, to the point where she might be crying. But she has to love me neurotically so she won't call the police and she'll cover me if the the neighbours call them or tell her she's in a bad relationship bla bla professional help bla:headbang: :headbang:

:upyours: fuck you dad ill thro knives if i want

your funny. You gave me a good laugh, thanks.

Um, yeah. That. How could I possibly have forgotten that?

You vain woman.

My dream Girl?

hehehehehehehehe http://img227.exs.cx/img227/8438/pimp4tq.gif


ahem....


actually, It would be any woman that pays any sort of attention to me. :(

Join the club!

*makes place for you on the crowded sofa*
Are there any women present? http://forums.massivehq.com/images/smilies/misc/hidesbehindsofa.gif


Guy; longish, dirty blond hair; blue/green/grey eyes; nice nose (maybe not quite like Adrien Brody, but in the vicinity); yummy forearms.

And, most of all, intelligent, quick on the uptake, good sense of humour, kind, politically left.

:)
Check, used to, gray-green, hell yes!, yummy forearms?!?
Big Check, think so, oh yeah, very, yes.

My conclusion? http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Pickme.gif

your funny. You gave me a good laugh, thanks.

Actually thats not funny. I threw a knife at some girl i liked while i was drunk. Hell it was pretty funny. I'm amazed she still speaks to me after i told her to get cancr and some stuff about her father beating her.

Yes i do have issues with my mother. Why do you ask?

Any colour, any height, but chubby too. And with nice, soft, big boobs.
Must be witty, bright, creative, very sexual and open for new experiences. Hmmm... ;)

I may have met that guy already ;)Yay you! :)

WYTYG with TBD's hair.
:eek: LOL! :p Well, I'm letting mine grow, so I'll just drop by again in a year or so, m'kay? :p

EDIT: And LG's fertility.
On second thought.... *runs away*

Are there any women present? http://forums.massivehq.com/images/smilies/misc/hidesbehindsofa.gif



Check, used to, gray-green, hell yes!, yummy forearms?!?
Big Check, think so, oh yeah, very, yes.

My conclusion? http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Pickme.gif

I'll be your perfect anything if you tell me where you get your smilies.

You vain woman.
Vain? Insecure, is more like it, when I agree that's the most important thing.

Guy :

A little taller than me, but not too much. Dark hair, brown or green eyes, nice smile and even nicer laugh. A little chubby would be nice... or even a little more *purr
Must be witty, bright, creative, very sexual and open for new experiences.
I may have met that guy already ;)

Grrrr..... you already have a BF... right *looks at children... (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=497329)thread* :(

:eek: LOL! :p Well, I'm letting mine grow, so I'll just drop by again in a year or so, m'kay? :p
Oh totally!
On second thought.... *runs away*
Nooo! My lederhosen!

Are there any women present? http://forums.massivehq.com/images/smilies/misc/hidesbehindsofa.gif



Check, used to, gray-green, hell yes!, yummy forearms?!?
Big Check, think so, oh yeah, very, yes.

My conclusion? http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Pickme.gif
Hee, well, the smiley is cute. And it's called "Pick me", which is funny.

Vain? Insecure, is more like it, when I agree that's the most important thing.
Orly?

Check, used to, gray-green, hell yes!, yummy forearms?!?
Big Check, think so, oh yeah, very, yes.

My conclusion? http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Pickme.gif

I'll duel you for her.

*pulls out banana*

Guy; longish, dirty blond hair; blue/green/grey eyes; nice nose (maybe not quite like Adrien Brody, but in the vicinity); yummy forearms.

And, most of all, intelligent, quick on the uptake, good sense of humour, kind, politically left.

:)
No one ever says 'dirty blonde hair,' we're nature's losers-we're not blonde, we're not really brown-which wouldn't be that great a concelation, we don't have dark hair to pull off that "dark and handsome," we just have hair that looks like it's never washed.

You just brought a tear to a bunch of dudes with dirty blonde hair, we're like a kid with an odd name watching Romper Room-that bitch with the magnifying glass never sees us...


Me with tits.
I've changed my answer to "Big Jim P with tits."

Orly?

http://www.orlyowl.com/frenchrly.gif

I'll be your perfect anything if you tell me where you get your smilies.
Depends - are you a willing XX or a nosey XY?

Well, to tell you the truth - whenever I feel like I need a special smiley - I go looking for it until I'm satisfied. I do a google picture search with smiley buzzword and scan through the pages.

[If you really want to build your own collection and collect'em all - simply follow me around ;)]

I'll duel you for her.

*pulls out banana*

Tsk tsk.. such violence..

*rots in cave*

Kananananabiana, tsk!

Tsk tsk.. such violence..

*rots in cave*

Kananananabiana, tsk!

I'm only going to challenge him to a bananananae eating contest. :(

Grrrr..... you already have a BF... right *looks at children... (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=497329)thread* :(

Hey, it did take an eternity to find him...

http://www.orlyowl.com/frenchrly.gif

That is so eurogay!

I'm only going to challenge him to a bananananae eating contest. :(
Japromiss?

No one ever says 'dirty blonde hair,' we're nature's losers-we're not blonde, we're not really brown-which wouldn't be that great a concelation, we don't have dark hair to pull off that "dark and handsome," we just have hair that looks like it's never washed.

You just brought a tear to a bunch of dudes with dirty blonde hair, we're like a kid with an odd name watching Romper Room-that bitch with the magnifying glass never sees us...

Oh, but I have dirty blond hair myself! Well, actually, I would call mine dark blonde, becasue it's right at the border to brown, but it's not nice and brown, it's still boring and colorless and stupid.
I loooooove dirty blond hair on guys. And I think dirty blond sounds sexier than dark blond, so sue me.

Actually thats not funny. I threw a knife at some girl i liked while i was drunk. Hell it was pretty funny. I'm amazed she still speaks to me after i told her to get cancr and some stuff about her father beating her.

Yes i do have issues with my mother. Why do you ask?

you win the thread, keep it up

Japromiss?

Que?

Girl, red hair, interested in science fiction, not particularly religious, interested in me. Boobs are a nice complement but not necessary.

Clothes? Heh, since when did I care about that?

Wow, you just described my girlfriend. :) You have great taste in women!
:cool: :D

I'll duel you for her.

*pulls out banana*
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/ultima.gif
Mmh. Roasted banana. :D

I'd never give up if I knew that WYTYG felt anything for me. *nods*

Que?

Japromiss datull behnonviolense?

That is so eurogay!

It's french, what do you expect ;)

I'd never give up if I knew that WYTYG felt anything for me. *nods*
Now, now, guys, no fighting! Sheesh, why can't anybody ever fight over me in real life? *mopes* :p

It's french, what do you expect ;)
Crepes..

You know what? I'm not even making this up, I'm just going to tell you the highlights of my history with girls.

My first kiss: Remember that girl who i threw the knife at, well i think this was after that. I missed the school trip to the somme, so grabbed a bottle of tequila and split it with her. I hate Spirits. I puked cheese on toast everywhere and ended up as usual naked in the shower, being washed down by her, and my sister was there. Still i changed my clothes lay down on my bed which was next to a pile of puke and had its sheets removed for obvious reasons. i managed to trick her into a drunken grope without ever brushing my teeth

She had a boyfriend:upyours: try me jak, ill fuck over your judo shit any day. I keep a machete a chain and a good ol' metal pole and I NEVER leave my house

You know what? I'm not even making this up, I'm just going to tell you the highlights of my history with girls.

My first kiss: Remember that girl who i threw the knife at, well i think this was after that. I missed the school trip to the somme, so grabbed a bottle of tequila and split it with her. I hate Spirits. I puked cheese on toast everywhere and ended up as usual naked in the shower, being washed down by her, and my sister was there. Still i changed my clothes lay down on my bed which was next to a pile of puke and had its sheets removed for obvious reasons. i managed to trick her into a drunken grope without ever brushing my teeth

She had a boyfriend:upyours: try me jak, ill fuck over your judo shit any day. I keep a machete a chain and a good ol' metal pole and I NEVER leave my house
You are the ultimate chick magnet.

She'd be starting to gray and not hiding it. Long straight hair and green eyes. She would dress simply without much artifice in a style leaning towards old hippie. She'd have a social conscience and slight left leanings to balance me out as I get older and more cynical and hardened against the world. She would groan at embarassingly bad puns but secretly laugh at them. She would be strong willed. She would love dogs and kids and the mountains and the sea. It would be a plus if she enjoyed riding motorcycles or at least riding pillion. Im not looking for anyone too fancy, so I must be looking in the wrong places.

Vain? Insecure, is more like it, when I agree that's the most important thing.

i suppose it is insecure but whats the point of putting the energy required to form a good relationship if "he's just not that into you"?

Now, now, guys, no fighting! Sheesh, why can't anybody ever fight over me in real life? *mopes* :p
Name place and time - I'll show up if you want me to. :fluffle:

And that green light? Only the banana roaster, for the eating contest.

Japromiss datull behnonviolense?

Que?

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/ultima.gif
Mmh. Roasted banana. :D

I'd never give up if I knew that WYTYG felt anything for me. *nods*

I can top that.

http://www.paulvisco.org/tempreal/users/chosen_few/images/Real%20Indiana%20Jones.jpg

i suppose it is insecure but whats the point of putting the energy required to form a good relationship if "he's just not that into you"?

I hate that guy! (random..)

You have point.

Que?
Jafuqinpromiss datull beuhgewdlilboi nnotkewamanwidda fwoot?

hmm not sure, on the perfect guy, but i think i would have to say taller than me smart funny and nice, him being fit would be nice:) a good listener and good looks. he would also have to be ok with the fact that i dont really like being touched, and that iam not the most outgoing person, iam rather shy and can get sick of people really easely, i need my space.
but iam content to be on my own in life so its not that big of a deal



the reply button is back on the right side:eek:

She'd be starting to gray and not hiding it. Long straight hair and green eyes. She would dress simply without much artifice in a style leaning towards old hippie. She'd have a social conscience and slight left leanings to balance me out as I get older and more cynical and hardened against the world. She would groan at embarassingly bad puns but secretly laugh at them. She would be strong willed. She would love dogs and kids and the mountains and the sea. It would be a plus if she enjoyed riding motorcycles or at least riding pillion. Im not looking for anyone too fancy, so I must be looking in the wrong places.
Aww, that sounds very nice. I hope you'll find her. :)

i suppose it is insecure but whats the point of putting the energy required to form a good relationship if "he's just not that into you"?
Oh, I didn't mean to say that everyone saying that is insecure. That would be silly, because it *is* the basis for every good relationship, in my eyes.
And abolute agreement to the "he's just not that into you" thing. Funny, I just talked about that yesterday... *sigh*

I just wanted to tell Ruffy that it has nothing at all to do with being "vain". If anything, at least for me, it's the exact opposite - the need to be able to be entirely sure that he really *is* into you to relax and feel secure.

I think i met my dream girl once (in apearance and accent), she was a teacher at my school (not anymore), she was brand new and young like a good wine (the cheap ones). I also happened to have drunk half a bottle of port(20%) in the bathroom before french (tell you more about that later), but it was lunchtime now so when i saw her i romantically gave her the international sign language for oral sex. This isnt nearly as exciting and kinky as i thought. She stopped and stared at me shocked. I hid behind my friend and waited for maybe a minute of him SHOUTING at me to run.

I got away that time (catch me if you can) (fuck the law, with my dick in my hand) she was however at the time speaking to my history teacher (more later)
I tried to straiten things out with my history, but hiding behind matt actually worked. He was shocked to see how i could get away with putting my hand around her like that.

I just wanted to tell Ruffy that it has nothing at all to do with being "vain". If anything, at least for me, it's the exact opposite - the need to be able to be entirely sure that he really *is* into you to relax and feel secure.
You never see when I joke!

hmm not sure, on the perfect guy, but i think i would have to say taller than me smart funny and nice, him being fit would be nice:) a good listener and good looks. he would also have to be ok with the fact that i dont really like being touched, and that iam not the most outgoing person, iam rather shy and can get sick of people really easely, i need my space.
but iam content to be on my own in life so its not that big of a deal



the reply button is back on the right side:eek:

well... how fit is fit? (sucks in stomach) ;)

and I guess the Reply Button was just on vacation or something...

I think i met my dream girl once (in apearance and accent), she was a teacher at my school (not anymore), she was brand new and young like a good wine (the cheap ones). I also happened to have drunk half a bottle of port(20%) in the bathroom before french (tell you more about that later), but it was lunchtime now so when i saw her i romantically gave her the international sign language for oral sex. This isnt nearly as exciting and kinky as i thought. She stopped and stared at me shocked. I hid behind my friend and waited for maybe a minute of him SHOUTING at me to run.

I got away that time (catch me if you can) (fuck the law, with my dick in my hand) she was however at the time speaking to my history teacher (more later)
I tried to straiten things out with my history, but hiding behind matt actually worked. He was shocked to see how i could get away with putting my hand around her like that.


wait wait

i dont know what the international sign for oral sex is but you actually TOUCHED her while propositioning her? and you LIVED? and you werent expelled???

I think i met my dream girl once (in apearance and accent), she was a teacher at my school (not anymore), she was brand new and young like a good wine (the cheap ones). I also happened to have drunk half a bottle of port(20%) in the bathroom before french (tell you more about that later), but it was lunchtime now so when i saw her i romantically gave her the international sign language for oral sex. This isnt nearly as exciting and kinky as i thought. She stopped and stared at me shocked. I hid behind my friend and waited for maybe a minute of him SHOUTING at me to run.

I got away that time (catch me if you can) (fuck the law, with my dick in my hand) she was however at the time speaking to my history teacher (more later)
I tried to straiten things out with my history, but hiding behind matt actually worked. He was shocked to see how i could get away with putting my hand around her like that.

I am seriously laughing myself to tears!!

The school never catches me. I'm too awesome. The head of year even interogated my friends about me. They got me once, but that was minor stuff all they could do was ask me to go to the councellor.

http://www.orlyowl.com/frenchrly.gif

C'est très drôle !

Oh, but I have dirty blond hair myself! Well, actually, I would call mine dark blonde, becasue it's right at the border to brown, but it's not nice and brown, it's still boring and colorless and stupid.
I loooooove dirty blond hair on guys. And I think dirty blond sounds sexier than dark blond, so sue me.
I find people have taken to calling mine "brown with blond streaks."

Although if I'm not in the sun much, it gets thoroughly light brown now.

wait wait

i dont know what the international sign for oral sex is but you actually TOUCHED her while propositioning her? and you LIVED? and you werent expelled???

i would maim and or kill any guy that did that to me then touched me.

C'est très drôle !

À mourir de rire, vraiment :p

À moins d'être français, bien sûr...

Hee, well, the smiley is cute. And it's called "Pick me", which is funny.
It used to simply have a number - seeing that you paid attention to its name is nice.

I can top that.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/HanSolo.jpg
Are you having me on, kid?

Somewhat plain looking, modest dress, but I'm more interested in her mind - I want to marry a smart girl. And she should probably be Jewish.

À mourir de rire, vraiment :p

À moins d'être français, bien sûr...

Je dois découvrir s'ils ont cette image dans d'autres langues.

No, you misunderstand, i ran away and then later i felt i had to sort it out with my teacher, who denied everything. Anyway i put my arm around most girls when im drunk, only been slapped once and even i admit i deserved it.

Now that was my first incident with my history teacher. Others include handing my book in with "DRINK" scribbled on the front, handing it in with dry puke on it, and shouting within hearing range "im not a fucking masachist! im just a voyeur"

Somewhat plain looking, modest dress, but I'm more interested in her mind - I want to marry a smart girl. And she should probably be Jewish.

Ditto -- except I don't care what religion she is.

I think i met my dream girl once (in apearance and accent), she was a teacher at my school (not anymore), she was brand new and young like a good wine (the cheap ones). I also happened to have drunk half a bottle of port(20%) in the bathroom before french (tell you more about that later), but it was lunchtime now so when i saw her i romantically gave her the international sign language for oral sex. This isnt nearly as exciting and kinky as i thought. She stopped and stared at me shocked. I hid behind my friend and waited for maybe a minute of him SHOUTING at me to run.

I got away that time (catch me if you can) (fuck the law, with my dick in my hand) she was however at the time speaking to my history teacher (more later)
I tried to straiten things out with my history, but hiding behind matt actually worked. He was shocked to see how i could get away with putting my hand around her like that.

I think I believe you. want to come by my lab? Maybe we can make a human out of you. If we fail you'll at least have served some useful purpose in life...lab rat that is instead of just plain old rat.

She (http://myspace-668.vo.llnwd.net/00212/86/69/212109668_l.jpg) is my dream girl.

"ab rat that is instead of just plain old rat."
im not a rat. seriously im the best thing that ever happened to anyone who ever met me. And anyway im like 8ft tall and im a blck belt at karate so ill kick ur panzi ass

Aww, that sounds very nice. I hope you'll find her. :)


Maybe I will. I hope you find yours as well. you never can tell with love. Anyhoo I wont dwell overly on my imaginary "perfect" woman while the real women I meet are more interesting/invigorating/infuriating.

"lab rat that is instead of just plain old rat."
im not a rat. seriously im the best thing that ever happened to anyone who ever met me. And anyway im like 8ft tall and im a blck belt at karate so ill kick ur panzi ass

I thought "never leave your house"?
Anyway if you want to put your machete up against my glock 9mm you are welcome...no in your case ENCOURAGED to try. You deserve some retroactive birth control and are a complete waste of skin.

Je dois découvrir s'ils ont cette image dans d'autres langues.

Une image semblable pour rire des britanniques, peut-être? ;)

Appearance wise?

Someone shorter than me, and I think darkish skin, blue eyes and black hair is drop-dead gorgeous.

She (http://myspace-668.vo.llnwd.net/00212/86/69/212109668_l.jpg) is my dream girl.

Even I has to admit she's pretty darn cute.

For a girl

ahh, the perfect girl..... She would be shorter than me (I am 6 foot 2, but she would come in around 5 ft 4, 5 ft 5), slender, athletic (but not overly), nice, shaped legs that look terrific in a skirt, which she would wear often. The hair would be longer, blonde, this waste, with perfect, firm, big but not overly huge breasts. This goddess of a girl would be intelligent, be able to discuss current events and/or politics inteligently, and would be a fan of sports. In addition, she would have piercing blue or green eyes, a great smile, and a could make me laugh....

but I dont ask for too much...

Even I has to admit she's pretty darn cute.

For a girl

Yeah, she is pretty awesome. She's really fucking smart, loves the outdoors, has probably the best sense of humor ever, isn't absurdly vain, yeah, she is freaking awesome.

Hey Bumboat (im at the moment too mature too comment) if your getting serious you should really check out this badass website about pirates, you would like it. I wont give you an URL because life is never easy, google it

oh yeah and its not just karate, i know tai quan do, gui gon jin, ninjitsu and like 47 other dangerous words

It used to simply have a number - seeing that you paid attention to its name is nice.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/HanSolo.jpg
Are you having me on, kid?

http://www.virtualvoyage.com/celeb/E_I/picture/harrisonford.jpg

My first kiss: Remember that girl who i threw the knife at, well i think this was after that. I missed the school trip to the somme, so grabbed a bottle of tequila and split it with her.



Maybe you should save these sorts of things for the second or third date, you know give them a bit of time to get used to your style before you overwhelm them with your personality.

http://www.virtualvoyage.com/celeb/E_I/picture/harrisonford.jpg
Oh, why don't you two just get it over with and ask Harrison out already? Sheesh. :rolleyes: :p

second dates are for fags, escorts, and dolls(not the plastic type, the russian import type)

I think I believe you. want to come by my lab? Maybe we can make a human out of you. If we fail you'll at least have served some useful purpose in life...lab rat that is instead of just plain old rat.

Bumboat lives!

Where have you been young lady?

Hey Bumboat (im at the moment too mature too comment) if your getting serious you should really check out this badass website about pirates, you would like it. I wont give you an URL because life is never easy, google it

oh yeah and its not just karate, i know tai quan do, gui gon jin, ninjitsu and like 47 other dangerous words

And do these words protect you from hollow point bullets? :cool:

Bumboat lives!

Where have you been young lady?

Working and snuggling with my girlfriend. :D

Une image semblable pour rire des britanniques, peut-être? ;)

Oui, les britanniques sont amusement à rire, parce qu'ils se prennent tellement sérieusement. Je plaisante, naturellement.

Working and snuggling with my girlfriend. :D

All right, all is forgiven. Disappearing like that is creepy;)

Pain is nothing. forget PMS (Pussy Mother Shit) i got PCP 24/7, ill chew your lungs whille your bullets are either bouncing of balls of steel or getting caught in my fit pecs.

She (http://myspace-668.vo.llnwd.net/00212/86/69/212109668_l.jpg) is my dream girl.

She reminds me of Illie

She reminds me of Illie

Illie? Who, dare I ask, is that?

Oh, why don't you two just get it over with and ask Harrison out already? Sheesh. :rolleyes: :p

I'm sure either of them could take on Callista Flockhart and win, she's kinda scrawny.

I'm sure either of them could take on Callista Flockhart and win, she's kinda scrawny.
Never underestimate the viciousness of a scrawny girl with long nails defending her man ;)

How have you been Not Bad? Anything new?

Guy; longish, dirty blond hair; blue/green/grey eyes; nice nose (maybe not quite like Adrien Brody, but in the vicinity); yummy forearms.

And, most of all, intelligent, quick on the uptake, good sense of humour, kind, politically left.

:)


Man....I ALMOST fit that. I lost it at two things, I'm sure anyone with half a brain can figure out which two. (assuming they know my posting type and have seen my pictures)

The perfect man... would be skinny... not very muscular at all... really nice... and cute... not wear a lot of makeup... basically feminine... like heavy metal... and obviously, he must be gay. Or bi. Either will work for me.

Man....I ALMOST fit that. I lost it at two things, I'm sure anyone with half a brain can figure out which two. (assuming they know my posting type and have seen my pictures)

Let me guess: you lost at politically left, and yummy forearms, correct? ;)

Oh, why don't you two just get it over with and ask Harrison out already? Sheesh. :rolleyes: :p
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/HanSoloLeia.jpg
Come on! You want me to stay, uh... stop because of the way you feel about me. :D

Let me guess: you lost at politically left, and yummy forearms, correct? ;)

Close...I lose at politically left...and my nose isnt cute...its been broken more times than can be counted from sports.

And now re-reading her original post it seems
that I also dont have dirty blonde hair...but light-blonde hair. :eek: Oops...lol.

How have you been Not Bad? Anything new?

I was just at Las Vegas meeting a friend from Scotland.

Illie? Who, dare I ask, is that?

She is a poster on this forum.

She is a poster on this forum.

You?

Hey Bumboat (im at the moment too mature too comment) if your getting serious you should really check out this badass website about pirates, you would like it. I wont give you an URL because life is never easy, google it



This one? (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/mofokiller/pirate.swf)

You?

Yes I am also a poster on this forum.

Blonde or dark hair, a little shorter then me, not huge boobs but id say medium, they have to be there, same with her ass, likes to learn about history, likes to talk, but not way out of hand, enjoys sports but sucks at them, good taste in fashion (so she canhelp me pick out clothing shoes etc.), faithful of course, interested in politics, thats about it:)

Yes I am also a poster on this forum.

You mean you're the perfect girl for yourself?

No Im not the perfect girl for myself. I could never tolerate a hairy butt on a woman

No Im not the perfect girl for myself. I could never tolerate a hairy butt on a woman

Don't worry. I have a hairy butt too.

Whats your dream girl or guy. Meaning if you could build someone to ideally fit what your attracted to what would they look like and wear? I'm just curiousHow much leeway do we have in terms of reality? I mean, a shapeshifting girlfriend would have certain advantages, she could look like whatever you want at the moment; as tastes do vary with time.
Of course, considering the building aspect, and the fact I'm studying AI, there's always the robotic option. One AI brain with multiple robotic avatars has certain advantages as well :p And the potential near-omniscience wouldn't harm my quest to take over the world either.

For me, the perfect guy would be brown haired with maybe a light tan. He would be emotionally supportive, but expect the same in return if he ever needs it. He can be any kind of 'label' of person, as long as he's not a chav or a jock. Or a hilton whore :p. We don't have to agree on everything, but he definitely shouldn't be a bigot, and I'd prefer him not to be pro-war. Compassion and romance are key elements, which I am happy to dish out in equal measures as him. I'd prefer him not to be fat*. Perfection would be the ability for him to make me happy when I'm not, and for me to be able to make him happy when he needs it. Intimacy is a good thing, particularly with hugs :) For now I'm too young to have sex (only just), but when old enough I'd prefer him to be a giver rather than a reciever. Oh, and he has to be gay. That would help. :)


*(I'm not a bigot, but I was always bullied or treated nasty at school by larger kids at primary school, so I have a kind of general dislike, not a prejudice. Sorry, but I have never actually met a nice person who is overweight. Not suggesting there isn't of course, I just haven't had the pleasure.)

For me, the perfect guy would be brown haired with maybe a light tan. He would be emotionally supportive, but expect the same in return if he ever needs it. He can be any kind of 'label' of person, as long as he's not a chav or a jock. Or a hilton whore :p. We don't have to agree on everything, but he definitely shouldn't be a bigot, and I'd prefer him not to be pro-war. Compassion and romance are key elements, which I am happy to dish out in equal measures as him. I'd prefer him not to be fat*. Perfection would be the ability for him to make me happy when I'm not, and for me to be able to make him happy when he needs it. Intimacy is a good thing, particularly with hugs :) For now I'm too young to have sex (only just), but when old enough I'd prefer him to be a giver rather than a reciever. Oh, and he has to be gay. That would help. :)


*(I'm not a bigot, but I was always bullied or treated nasty at school by larger kids at primary school, so I have a kind of general dislike, not a prejudice. Sorry, but I have never actually met a nice person who is overweight. Not suggesting there isn't of course, I just haven't had the pleasure.)

What about bisexual? Is that good?

My Wife

What about bisexual? Is that good?

Bisexual isn't exactly bad, but I'd prefer my guy to stick with me :)

Bisexual isn't exactly bad, but I'd prefer my guy to stick with me :)

Do you love metal, like Judas Priest and Black Sabbath?

Do you love metal, like Judas Priest and Black Sabbath?

Haven't tried those two bands, but I love Mastodon, Slayer, Bullet For My Valentine, DragonForce, Led Zeppelin (if they are actually metal) plus more. Metal isn't my top genre, but I love it nonetheless. I love electronic music (mostly IDM) best. I have a pretty extensive musical taste :D

I'm always willing to try new bands, so I'll look for some JP and BS songs :)

Haven't tried those two bands, but I love Mastodon, Slayer, Bullet For My Valentine, DragonForce, Led Zeppelin (if they are actually metal) plus more. Metal isn't my top genre, but I love it nonetheless. I love electronic music (mostly IDM) best. I have a pretty extensive musical taste :D

What about Pink Floyd?

And if you're wondering, yes I know they're not metal.

What about Pink Floyd?

And if you're wondering, yes I know they're not metal.

Ohh yes I love Pink Floyd! :D

Ohh yes I love Pink Floyd! :D

I think I love you. :fluffle:

I think I love you. :fluffle:

Heehee :p

Maybe I could persuade you to listen to a few bands? Tell me if you don't wanna :D

Heehee :p

Maybe I could persuade you to listen to a few bands? Tell me if you don't wanna :D

Sure. I'm open to many things...

Sure. I'm open to many things...

:p

Heres a few, you've probably heard of a few of them:

Aphex Twin (Intelligent Electronic Music / Experimental / Drill n Bass)
Godspeed You! Black Emperor (Orchestra / Experimental / Rock)
Pixies (Original [i.e. older :p] Indie / Rock)
Jimi Hendrix (Classic Rock / Blues. If you haven't heard him I'd be surprised!)

Have you any for me? :)

:p

Heres a few, you've probably heard of a few of them:

Aphex Twin (Intelligent Electronic Music / Experimental / Drill n Bass)
Godspeed You! Black Emperor (Orchestra / Experimental / Rock)
Pixies (Original [i.e. older :p] Indie / Rock)
Jimi Hendrix (Classic Rock / Blues. If you haven't heard him I'd be surprised!)

Have you any for me? :)

Heh. I've heard of Jimi Hendrix. One of my sisters listens to him a lot. I really like Purple Haze and Foxy Lady.

Well, I have two bands I can think of right now. Rainbow and Queen. And I'd be surprised if you haven't heard Queen.

Crap, this would be easier on AIM or MSN or something cause this computer hates Jolt for some reason.... Do you have a screenname?

Heavy metal is the only music worth listening to.

As for my perfect girl, she would be about 5 foot 6. She would have blonde hair and a pretty face. She has to be caring and compassionate, but she also would have to handle it when I get pissed off, which is a lot. She would love fiction and be intelligent. Not overly smart, just not a complete dumbass. She would also not mind me being overwieght.

Man, I'm screwed.

No one ever says 'dirty blonde hair,' we're nature's losers-we're not blonde, we're not really brown-which wouldn't be that great a concelation, we don't have dark hair to pull off that "dark and handsome," we just have hair that looks like it's never washed.

You just brought a tear to a bunch of dudes with dirty blonde hair, we're like a kid with an odd name watching Romper Room-that bitch with the magnifying glass never sees us...OMG, I just now realized that I had completely misunderstood what you were saying when I answered this earlier (as in "hours ago"). >.<

You meant that in a good way, right? *slaps forehead*

In which case: you're welcome. :p

Heavy metal is the only music worth listening to.

As for my perfect girl, she would be about 5 foot 6. She would have blonde hair and a pretty face. She has to be caring and compassionate, but she also would have to handle it when I get pissed off, which is a lot. She would -snip- be intelligent. -snip- She would also not mind me being overwieght.

Glitzi :D :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :)

(with the added bonus of being megasexy (and *cough* horny :D), hilariously funny and fun to be with, superintelligent and politically-minded, loves a great range of music including metal, has a passion for food as i do, and has honest-to-god Magical Hair! :) :fluffle: )




perfect :fluffle:

Umm...the perfect guy for me...tall and thin would be good, but not necessary. Extremely high intelligence and a beautiful voice would be. Dark hair would be nice, with...umm...golden deepset eyes that glow in the dark! Pale skin, too. Protective and a bit obsessive, talented in practically everything. Not very social. But definitely a genius. Taste in elegant formalwear would be good, too, and...umm...a mask, maybe?

Yes...I am describing the Phantom of the Opera. For lack of anyone I'm more attracted too and lack of ability to imagine anyone more attractive to me.

I'm tired, so I think it can all be summed up with..... Huw :)
He's everything I could want or need :fluffle: (a list of which may appear tomorrow, in much ramblyness...be warned :P)

My guy would have to be...smart, funny, considerate. Brown hair, blue eyes, 5'6" or higher preferably...basically, had it, lost it, oh well.

Looks wise....Jessica Alba is very nice.

Personality? Intelligence, charm, wit, humour, a good grasp of irony and sarcasm, an interest in politics and current affairs, not particularly religious...

She would be the girl I have a crush on, but she would actually like me.

I'd just as soon say someone who's fun and can hold a 2-way conversation. Oh, and can understand my warped sense of humour

Being hot is a bonus of course.

Looks wise....Jessica Alba is very nice.

Personality? Intelligence, charm, wit, humour, a good grasp of irony and sarcasm, an interest in politics and current affairs, not particularly religious...

Same though Jessica would have to be from "Dark Angel". Blondes are so overrated.

Looks? She can't be ugly, that's pretty much it. And my standards of what's ugly and what's not isn't set very high.

She's gotta be smart. She's gotta be spiritual, but not religious (seems like a contradiction...kind of hard to explain). She's gotta be willing to talk about any range of things, no matter how disgusting or taboo, and look at them with a logical standpoint. She's gotta be funny, and have razor sharp wit, with the ability to shoot a great comeback to an insult that may come her way. She can't be shallow. She's gotta be informed, politically and likewise. She's gotta like salsa! (The music) And she's should be one of those people that like to go on vacations, but like, not sit at the hotel or resort. She's has to be that person that buys the clothes of the land and blends in as well as possible, attempting to experience daily life there, like I try to. And I hope she likes to try new things, I want to go skydiving one day.


...reading that makes me look picky. She can't be overly picky either.

Guy; longish, dirty blond hair; blue/green/grey eyes; nice nose (maybe not quite like Adrien Brody, but in the vicinity); yummy forearms.

And, most of all, intelligent, quick on the uptake, good sense of humour, kind, politically left.

:)

That fits me perfectly. Especially the eyes part: my eyes are a wierd mix of blue and green and grey, and the proportions of the colours change quite often: one day it'll be mostly gray, the next it'll be mostly green, the next they'll all be equal. Never really mostly blue though. At this exact moment, they're about halfway between green and grey.



My perfect woman would have long wavy blonde hair and blue eyes or long black hair (like the girl in that gilette commercial where the guy is in the shower and she picks up his shirt - same sort of face, too) and green eyes. She would have to be in good shape, of course. She'd be just a little bit shy, very intelligent, mature for her age, able to enjoy herself, not at all manipulative or flaky, and have a good sense of humour. She would also be compassionate, humble (but not too much), and love animals (but not to the point where she thinks animals are more important than people).

Why make her? She already exists to me :)

Why make her? She already exists to me :)

Ditto.

The perfect woman?


I'm sure she's out there somewhere... but I'm not sure if I have time to look that hard through billions of women. I'd be happy with;

a) intelligent
b) attractive
c) interested in me.

Similar interests would be nice, but I'm not counting on it.

Looks-wise, I'm not too picky. He has to be taller than me (I'm about 5'4") and able to pick me up. I have a slight preference for dark hair, but it's not a dealbreaker.

He has to be intelligent, able to carry on a good conversation, not take himself seriously all the time, and able to deal with my stupid naive questions about American things I don't understand. Bonuses for a guy who likes sports (particularly water sports), can cook, sing, dance, or likes dogs.



...my boyfriend is almost all of those things. :)

Now, now, guys, no fighting! Sheesh, why can't anybody ever fight over me in real life? *mopes* :p
Having guys fight over you is actually a pretty awful situation to be in if the guys are friends and/or you're fond of both of them.

Looks-wise, I'm not too picky. He has to be taller than me (I'm about 5'4") and able to pick me up. I have a slight preference for dark hair, but it's not a dealbreaker.

He has to be intelligent, able to carry on a good conversation, not take himself seriously all the time, and able to deal with my stupid naive questions about American things I don't understand. Bonuses for a guy who likes sports (particularly water sports), can cook, sing, dance, or likes dogs.



...my boyfriend is almost all of those things. :)

Let's see...

I've been known to watch hockey once in a while. Does that count as a 'water sport'? After all, ice is just frozen water right? I don't like to cook, but I worked in a 'restaurant' (*cough*... McDonald's) all through high-school, I sing in the shower (I think quite well, but not everyone agrees), I dance at weddings (or so the incriminating photos say) and I like dogs (really, I do.)

I think it's time for your boyfriend to move over. I so 'clearly' fit all of your criteria.

My perfect woman would have long wavy blonde hair and blue eyes or long black hair (like the girl in that gilette commercial where the guy is in the shower and she picks up his shirt - same sort of face, too) and green eyes. She would have to be in good shape, of course. She'd be just a little bit shy, very intelligent, mature for her age, able to enjoy herself, not at all manipulative or flaky, and have a good sense of humour. She would also be compassionate, humble (but not too much), and love animals (but not to the point where she thinks animals are more important than people).

What he said. Except for the blonde hair; I've always been attracted to girls with very dark hair and very light skin. I just like that combination. The rest of it goes for me as well, personality and all.

:rolleyes:
I'd like a guy/girl who can fulfill me intellectually and emotionally, and be there for me when I'm down, like I'd be there for them. I'm a dork like that.
:cool:

Hmm....For me, its impossible to know what the perfect woman would be, because my wishes are ever changing. Also, perfection isn't as great as its cracked up to be. Trust me, I know.

I don't worry about physical appearance myself, so I don't pay that much attention to it in the girls I like. Dark hair and brown eyes are a plus in my book, but I've gone for blue-eyed blondes before, so that's not really a requirement.

My big draw is always the personality. Someone who's relaxed, intelligent, well-informed, calm, able to laugh at a weak joke, and doesn't hold grudges would be ideal. She'll also have to be able to tolerate a quiet law student with a philosophical streak. That part is always the hardest, or so my former girlfriends tell me.

Blondes are so overrated.

I 2nd that

WYTYG with TBD's hair.

EDIT: And LG's fertility.

Lol! Sound's hot :p

Lol! Sound's hot :p

Oh it is.

5'4 to 5'9, Japanese or southern Asian, long hair, chocolate brown eyes, small bust size, long lean legs, and enough meat to fill out her face and hide her ribs without giving her too much of a belly.

I'd prefer to be with someone who's not perfect.
I'm not perfect myself, and anyone who seems to be perfect is unnerving.

My ideal female would be 5'8/9. Light red hair shoulder-length. She would be intelligent, leftist, and somewhat religious (preferably christian). Middle to large tits, nice ass, etc. For clothes, preferably nothing :D

Mmmm... Short, black/brown hair, snappy attitude and an intellect that can match and even surpass mine, because I enjoy a challenge :p

Has to be able to make me laugh, come up with the best comebacks but also have a sensitive side, once you dig in far enough. As for physical features, like I said, short(er then me) black to brown hair, blue-grey eyes, good figure (and by good I don't mean a model-like body, has to have SOME meat on it ;)) and as for the boobs... as long as you can notice them protruding from her shirt, that's fine for me.

I'd prefer to be with someone who's not perfect.
I'm not perfect myself, and anyone who seems to be perfect is unnerving.
Bah, nonsense. :p

Well, technically if you found them unnerving, they wouldn't be perfect in your view would they? [/annoying nitpick]

Bah, nonsense. :p

Well, technically if you found them unnerving, they wouldn't be perfect in your view would they? [/annoying nitpick]

*Blushes* :fluffle:

Well, yes and no. I can find them as close as possible to perfect in every other aspect, other than the fact that they unnerve me.

But people who don't unnerve me, I can see their flaws, so they are further from the ideal of perfection, if that makes sense?

But people who don't unnerve me, I can see their flaws, so they are further from the ideal of perfection, if that makes sense?

o_O It's like the immovable object/irresistable force paradox!

o_O It's like the immovable object/irresistable force paradox!

Yep, no-one wins! :p

One big giant :rolleyes: at this whole thread.

Me with tits.
Him with tits!

*Blushes* :fluffle:

Well, yes and no. I can find them as close as possible to perfect in every other aspect, other than the fact that they unnerve me.

But people who don't unnerve me, I can see their flaws, so they are further from the ideal of perfection, if that makes sense?
Ah, perhaps your ideal person is flawed therefor they are perfect!
If they didn't have something that irked you, then they wouldn't be perfect in your eyes.

*Solves problem*
*WINS*
*DOES AN ENDZONE DANCE BETTER THAN THE ONE IN JERRY MCGUIRE*
*AT THE AFTER MATCH PRESS CONFERENCE THANKS GOD THE LETTER C AND THE NUMBER 9*

Ditto.
That chick with the name of 'Fire'?

I 2nd that

i don't... blondes rock :D (not that brunette isn't hot either tho ;))

i don't... blondes rock :D (not that brunette isn't hot either tho ;))

You're being biased!

YARLY. :)

i don't... blondes rock :D (not that brunette isn't hot either tho ;))

Good job you added that last bit PM! Or you wouldn't get any more cake from this brunette!

A torch singing(bonus points for language I don't understand, which is everyone but this one), cello playing chick who is into vintage cars who does that fast witty talk like early Katherine Hepburn. I could go into more detail, but why torture myself...

I play the cello...well...played, it's been a while! Not sure about the other stuff though :confused:

Ah, perhaps your ideal person is flawed therefor they are perfect!
If they didn't have something that irked you, then they wouldn't be perfect in your eyes.

*Solves problem*
*WINS*
*DOES AN ENDZONE DANCE BETTER THAN THE ONE IN JERRY MCGUIRE*
*AT THE AFTER MATCH PRESS CONFERENCE THANKS GOD THE LETTER C AND THE NUMBER 9*

But maybe their flaws would irk me as much as their perfection, and noone can win? Mwahaha! ...Oh :(

I play the cello...well...played, it's been a while! Not sure about the other stuff though :confused:

Playing the cello is totally enough.

Except that I think I'm twice as old as you, if I remember.

So I'm not going to say 'hot,' but appropriately attractive.

Girl. Cute Redhead (or any dyed color which isn't brown or blonde. Green and Blue are awesome) with pale-ish skin. Eyes don't bug me, as long as they aren't grey. Tall (between 5'8" and 6'0" would be nice), thin, with enough fat that she doesn't look anorexic.

But that's all negotiable... What's more important is...

Funny, intelligent, up for long discussions, capable of thinking for herself, patient, with an interest in art and litterature. Preferably very patient (because I am thicker than is physically possible), with a tendancy towards punk/counter-culture. Straight-edge (I'd go crazy dating someone who wasn't, because I'd get stuck taking care of them when they were out of their mind). Playing some sort of musical instrument.

In other words... I'm gonna wait a really long time =).

Girl. Cute Redhead (or any dyed color which isn't brown or blonde. Green and Blue are awesome) with pale-ish skin. Eyes don't bug me, as long as they aren't grey. Tall (between 5'8" and 6'0" would be nice), thin, with enough fat that she doesn't look anorexic.

But that's all negotiable... What's more important is...

Funny, intelligent, up for long discussions, capable of thinking for herself, patient, with an interest in art and litterature. Preferably very patient (because I am thicker than is physically possible), with a tendancy towards punk/counter-culture. Straight-edge (I'd go crazy dating someone who wasn't, because I'd get stuck taking care of them when they were out of their mind). Playing some sort of musical instrument.

In other words... I'm gonna wait a really long time =).
Why are you straight-edge just out of curiousity? There's nothing wrong with alcohol.

Having guys fight over you is actually a pretty awful situation to be in if the guys are friends and/or you're fond of both of them.
Yeah, didn't really think that one through...

Short, hispanic/south American descent, in the US LEGALLY (Or US citizen!)

:) :cool:

Is it possible to be an illegal US citizen?:confused:

Guy :

A little taller than me, but not too much. Dark hair, brown or green eyes, nice smile and even nicer laugh. A little chubby would be nice... or even a little more *purr
Must be witty, bright, creative, very sexual and open for new experiences.

I may have met that guy already ;)

:eek: Too bad, 'cause you just described me!:D:p

Except maybe the height...I don't remember how tall you are....

Why are you straight-edge just out of curiousity? There's nothing wrong with alcohol.

I like thinking for myself. I dislike losing control. I think that alchohol is a total waste of time and that its primary value was that it provided a safe source of water and that it is unnecesary in the modern era.

What good does being drunk do? It's not productive. It doesn't make you smarter, or fitter, or freer. It just wastes time and energy.

Is it possible to be an illegal US citizen?:confused:

No, but he means like a visa or something.

tall, blond and Dutch :D ( :headbang: shouldn't have said Dutch )





---------------:mp5: :mp5:
--:eek: -------:mp5: :mp5: = (my vews on gun crime )
--:eek: -------:mp5: :mp5:

someone who’s full of love and never tires

Of course preferably reasonably athletic with short hair (anything but blonde) and who will look after me (a big one there)

tall, blond and Dutch :D ( :headbang: shouldn't have said Dutch )

did you need to put tall and Dutch? (the Dutch are the tallest nation I would have you know)

And never ever post gun smiles again

The complete opposite of me...although not like I'm me and she's a goth. Someone similar but more or less different so she can surprise me.



But I do like brunettes...

I like thinking for myself. I dislike losing control. I think that alchohol is a total waste of time and that its primary value was that it provided a safe source of water and that it is unnecesary in the modern era.

What good does being drunk do? It's not productive. It doesn't make you smarter, or fitter, or freer. It just wastes time and energy.
If a person drinks alcohol, it doesn't necessarily mean they're going to get totally wasted every time. I love to drink wine with dinner, but I hardly ever get drunk (and never from wine!).

Guy:

Looks aren't super-important, but if he had long, straight black hair and hypnotizing eyes I would probably melt. My dream guy would have to be passionate, have an open mind and have great stamina. He must also accept my abuse -I'm a biter in the bedroom. Before I get out of control, I'll add a great sense of humor and a steady job.

Girl:

A bright smile, again hypnotizing eyes, and a lack of bitchiness.

If a person drinks alcohol, it doesn't necessarily mean they're going to get totally wasted every time. I love to drink wine with dinner, but I hardly ever get drunk (and never from wine!).


That's your choice. I still see no point in consuming any alchohol. It has no productive value.

The complete opposite of me...although not like I'm me and she's a goth. Someone similar but more or less different so she can surprise me.

Ooooo...goth girls....

:p

Heres a few, you've probably heard of a few of them:

Aphex Twin (Intelligent Electronic Music / Experimental / Drill n Bass)
Godspeed You! Black Emperor (Orchestra / Experimental / Rock)
Pixies (Original [i.e. older :p] Indie / Rock)
Jimi Hendrix (Classic Rock / Blues. If you haven't heard him I'd be surprised!)

Have you any for me? :)

Heh. I've heard of Jimi Hendrix. One of my sisters listens to him a lot. I really like Purple Haze and Foxy Lady.

Well, I have two bands I can think of right now. Rainbow and Queen. And I'd be surprised if you haven't heard Queen.

Crap, this would be easier on AIM or MSN or something cause this computer hates Jolt for some reason.... Do you have a screenname?

I really liked Godspeed and Pixies, but I didn't really like Aphex Twins. I guess it was because their songs sound really thin... Well, at least the ones I heard were...

That's your choice. I still see no point in consuming any alchohol. It has no productive value.

It's good for you.

Why do you think they used to give people Guinness in hospitals (until the health and safety people deemed giving people alcohol not safe)?

That's your choice. I still see no point in consuming any alchohol. It has no productive value.

It's fun...I myself don't see the point of drinking if you're not going to get totally hammered.

It's fun to get drunk with friends and do stupid shit from time to time...you have memories for when you're old and in wheel chair.

Ooooo...goth girls....

I don't want a goth...they freak me out...

I like thinking for myself. I dislike losing control. I think that alchohol is a total waste of time and that its primary value was that it provided a safe source of water and that it is unnecesary in the modern era.

What good does being drunk do? It's not productive. It doesn't make you smarter, or fitter, or freer. It just wastes time and energy.


Alcohol: Helping men get laid since the dawn of time.

I don't want a goth...they freak me out...

Maybe, but they're hot.

It's fun...I myself don't see the point of drinking if you're not going to get totally hammered.

It's fun to get drunk with friends and do stupid shit from time to time...you have memories for when you're old and in wheel chair.

Then that's your way of having fun.

I have no desire to have fun that way. Being drunk seems to have no utility, beyond self-gratification. That's fine for people who want it. I'm not willing to pay the lack of control that the gratification of being drunk costs.

Not that it really matters. I couldn't drink anyway. It would probably kill me. Alchohol alergies run in my family.

Edit: I'm not making any accusations against anyone else, so don't treat me like I'm some evangelizing hardliner trying to convince you to be straight edge. Your choice is yours. I'm just explaining mine.

That's your choice. I still see no point in consuming any alchohol. It has no productive value.
So you never consume any alcohol whatsoever? Just curious. Obviously you don't drink to get drunk, but are you saying you also never have a solitary beer or glass of wine?

I guess I can add "Breathing" to the list... :p

Oh, but I have dirty blond hair myself! Well, actually, I would call mine dark blonde, becasue it's right at the border to brown, but it's not nice and brown, it's still boring and colorless and stupid.
I loooooove dirty blond hair on guys. And I think dirty blond sounds sexier than dark blond, so sue me.
That's 'cause you just like it dirty.;-) Oh, and look at what I'm doing here. Just for you!:fluffle:

Wow, you just described my girlfriend. :-) You have great taste in women!
:co0l: :-D
And I hear your woman tastes great, too.;-)

She'd be starting to gray and not hiding it. Long straight hair and green eyes. She would dress simply without much artifice in a style leaning towards old hippie. She'd have a social conscience and slight left leanings to balance me out as I get older and more cynical and hardened against the world. She would groan at embarassingly bad puns but secretly laugh at them. She would be strong willed. She would love dogs and kids and the mountains and the sea. It would be a plus if she enjoyed riding motorcycles or at least riding pillion. Im not looking for anyone too fancy, so I must be looking in the wrong places.
That, my friend, is sweet. In fact, I know someone who's just a little more hippie than that and has blue eyes who might just do it....but she's not in California and probably wouldn't move there for some guy she doesn't know.:-p

hmm not sure, on the perfect guy, but i think i would have to say taller than me smart funny and nice, him being fit would be nice:) a good listener and good looks. he would also have to be ok with the fact that i dont really like being touched, and that iam not the most outgoing person, iam rather shy and can get sick of people really easely, i need my space.
but iam content to be on my own in life so its not that big of a deal



the reply button is back on the right side:eEk:
I felt like exploiting this new Multi-Quote feature, so I figured I'd bold everything that definitely applies to me.XD

All right, all is forgiven. Disappearing like that is creepy;)
Ah, reminiscent of the good ol' days.:-)

Heavy metal is the only music worth listening to.

As for my perfect girl, she would be about 5 foot 6. She would have blonde hair and a pretty face. She has to be caring and compassionate, but she also would have to handle it when I get pissed off, which is a lot. She would love fiction and be intelligent. Not overly smart, just not a complete dumbass. She would also not mind me being overwieght.

Man, I'm screwed.
The First Post of Doo0om!:eek: And no, the point is that you aren't screwed.:-p

Umm...the perfect guy for me...tall and thin would be good, but not necessary. Extremely high intelligence and a beautiful voice would be. Dark hair would be nice, with...umm...golden deepset eyes that glow in the dark! Pale skin, too. Protective and a bit obsessive, talented in practically everything. Not very social. But definitely a genius. Taste in elegant formalwear would be good, too, and...umm...a mask, maybe?

Yes...I am describing the Phantom of the Opera. For lack of anyone I'm more attracted too and lack of ability to imagine anyone more attractive to me.
Meh, I still bolded all that apply...

What he said. Except for the blonde hair; I've always been attracted to girls with very dark hair and very light skin. I just like that combination. The rest of it goes for me as well, personality and all.
Yum. Dark hair and light skin, while not being mandatory, are a delicious combination.

:rolleyes:
I'd like a guy/girl who can fulfill me intellectually and emotionally, and be there for me when I'm down, like I'd be there for them. I'm a dork like that.
:c0ol:
Huzzah for us dorks!XD

Lol! Sound's hot :-p
And here's where I contribute to the OP: the last time I tried to describe the physique I'd prefer her to have, I described TBD.:rolleyes::eek:;) And as for the intellectual bit...I think I remember describing a kinder me. XD

I'd prefer to be with someone who's not perfect.
I'm not perfect myself, and anyone who seems to be perfect is unnerving.
Am I really so unnerving? :-( :-p

But maybe their flaws would irk me as much as their perfection, and noone can win? Mwahaha! ...Oh :(
It's about striking a balance, really. You just have to find it.

No, but he means like a visa or something.
I know what was meant. I'm just a big pain in the arse.

Guy:

Looks aren't super-important, but if he had long, straight black hair and hypnotizing eyes I would probably melt. My dream guy would have to be passionate, have an open mind and have great stamina. He must also accept my abuse -I'm a biter in the bedroom. Before I get out of control, I'll add a great sense of humor and a steady job.

Bolded items apply again. Italicized are subjective enough that I might be able to sate my ego in assuming they apply.:-p

So you never consumer any alcohol whatsoever? Just curious. Obviously you don't drink to get drunk, but are you saying you also never have a solitary beer or glass of wine?


Never. I just don't see a point in it.

Meh, I still bolded all that apply...


You seem to have bolded quite a few of them!

Have you ever caused a chandelier to crash onto an unususpecting audience after causing someone to sing like a toad with ventriloquism and saying, "She is singing to-night to bring the chandelier down!"?

:)

Guy:

Looks aren't super-important, but if he had long, straight black hair and hypnotizing eyes I would probably melt. My dream guy would have to be passionate, have an open mind and have great stamina. He must also accept my abuse -I'm a biter in the bedroom. Before I get out of control, I'll add a great sense of humor and a steady job. err... what's your definition of Great Stamina?

My perfect girl would be a blonde or burnette, tan, nice legs, large firm breast, nice butt. She would be a nice, caring, funny, HOT person.

Anyone on nationstates like this!?

My perfect girl would be a blonde or burnette, tan, nice legs, large firm breast, nice butt. She would be a nice, caring, funny, HOT person.

Anyone on nationstates like this!?

Does the media tell you what to eat as well?

sorry what?

That's 'cause you just like it dirty.;-) Oh, and look at what I'm doing here. Just for you!:fluffle:
:eek: Oh my God, I totally noticed right away and I did at least two double takes (a quadruple take?)!!

Here, that made my little heart so happy, it totally deserves my favourite smiley, just to make you keep up with the multi-quoting (doesn't it feel much better, and look so much better, too, than the stupid old-fashioned clumsy single spam shit? Yes, yes it does!):

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/gen111.gif

That, my friend, is sweet. In fact, I know someone who's just a little more hippie than that and has blue eyes who might just do it....but she's not in California and probably wouldn't move there for some guy she doesn't know.:-p



I might be willing to relocate for her though:)

err... what's your definition of Great Stamina?

More than two minutes? Can maybe go again in a few?

Well... can hold off until I've achieved my... err... well, you know.

Bolded items apply again. Italicized are subjective enough that I might be able to sate my ego in assuming they apply.:-p

Somehow, I get the feeling that you are fishing. :D

Him with tits!

Me with tits seems to be popular. Too bad the wife say with or without tits, she ain't sharing

Ooooo...goth girls....

Goth girls rule. I want to make a t-shirt with a pic of a goth girl, that says "goth girls do it in the dark" :D

Does the media tell you what to eat as well?

Probably. The media seems to think for most people. Now apparently for both our north and south brains.

More than two minutes? Can maybe go again in a few?

Well... can hold off until I've achieved my... err... well, you know.

More than two minutes....

*Thinks about last 'Alone with the Video machine' moment...* :rolleyes: :eek: ;) :D

heh... easily....

Goth girls rule. I want to make a t-shirt with a pic of a goth girl, that says "goth girls do it in the dark" :D

:D

Goth girls are usually great looking.

lets see

perfect guy?


funny
intelligent
hard working
responsible
nerdy
geeky
likes Star Trek
won't cry when I kick his ass at PS2
will make an idiot out of himself for my own amusement
is amused with me when I am making an idiot out of myself
functioning penis
stays around even when I am bitchy
not afraid of taking care of mice I find
stronger than me
able to open mayo jars and reach high shelves
willing to take care of me when I am sick
willing to make a 3am trip to the store for watermellon, just because I want some


that's a partial list. ;)

More than two minutes....

*Thinks about last 'Alone with the Video machine' moment...* :rolleyes: :eek: ;) :D

heh... easily....

You violated a video machine?! :eek:

Well, when times are hard...

:D

Goth girls are usually great looking.

When they're good, they're great, but when they're not :eek:

You violated a video machine?! :eek:

Well, when times are hard...

of course not... it ate so many of my tapes, like heck I'm putting anything in there... so we did one of those phone type things, it showed me pictures and talked dirty to me... ;)

When they're good, they're great, but when they're not :eek:

True...very true....

of course not... it ate so many of my tapes, like heck I'm putting anything in there... so we did one of those phone type things, it showed me pictures and talked dirty to me... ;)

Kind of like a psychiatrist then. :p

lets see

perfect guy?


funny
intelligent
hard working
responsible
nerdy
geeky
likes Star Trek
won't cry when I kick his ass at PS2
will make an idiot out of himself for my own amusement
is amused with me when I am making an idiot out of myself
functioning penis
stays around even when I am bitchy
not afraid of taking care of mice I find
stronger than me
able to open mayo jars and reach high shelves
willing to take care of me when I am sick
willing to make a 3am trip to the store for watermellon, just because I want some


that's a partial list. ;):headbang: why do I find the good ones when they're already taken! :headbang: and why can't I get rid of my morals that prevent me from stealing those that are already taken! :headbang:

I don't want a goth...they freak me out...

ever met a Perky Goth?
http://www.pegasuspublishing.com/xcart/files/pics/owd/owd-perky.jpg

HOT person.

why would you want a hot person wouldn't they melt?

Though I suppose they could serve as a nice hot water bottle:D

Kind of like a psychiatrist then. :p

nah, Psychiatrists only engage in Mind Fucks. I what something a little more emotional and physical.

kathrine.

all i can say

ever met a Perky Goth?
http://www.pegasuspublishing.com/xcart/files/pics/owd/owd-perky.jpg

Well, there goes that fantasy. Thanx JuNii

Here is my ideal guy:

http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/ideal%20guy/

Here is my ideal guy:

http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/ideal%20guy/

Damn... he's sexy... he made me squirm when I saw him...

Well, they would have to be intelligent and be able to carry a conversation and be open to talk about anything (and I mean anything). They would have to be a good story teller and witty. Have to be willing to try new things and be open to experiencing new cultures and types of people. They would have to accept the fact that I am spiritual and that I do attend church but at the same time would not force them to do the same. They would have to love travelling and camping. As for looks, well they would have to be taller than me but I am 5'3" so that isn't hard. I don't mind them bulky but not grossly overweight.

Other than that I am rather open.

Well, there goes that fantasy. Thanx JuNiiif your Fantasy cannot stand up to the exceptions of the rule, then it wasn't much of a Fantasy to begin with.

if your Fantasy cannot stand up to the exceptions of the rule, then it wasn't much of a Fantasy to begin with.

Please. Perky is a crime against humanity.

Please. Perky is a crime against humanity.

*cries*

Damn... he's sexy... he made me squirm when I saw him...

Thanks. I bagged a good one. :cool:

Please. Perky is a crime against humanity.

*cries*

*Lays the Zen Smackdown on Big Jim P for making Smunkee cry*
http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/9666/smileytroutsmack28cg.gif

My perfect girl would be a blonde or burnette, tan, nice legs, large firm breast, nice butt. She would be a nice, caring, funny, HOT person.

Anyone on nationstates like this!?

That's me! Except for the tan...but seriously, you don't want a tan girl. She'll look old before her time.

Goth girls rule. I want to make a t-shirt with a pic of a goth girl, that says "goth girls do it in the dark" :D

Goth girls are less likely to do it in the dark, honestly. Your shirt would be more accurate if it read, "Girls with a poor self-image do it in the dark."

*Lays the Zen Smackdown on Big Jim P for making Smunkee cry*
http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/9666/smileytroutsmack28cg.gif

If you lay the smackdown, and no one is there to recieve it, does it hurt?

Ouch. Damn straight it does.

lets see

perfect guy?


funny
intelligent
hard working
responsible
nerdy
geeky
likes Star Trek
won't cry when I kick his ass at PS2
will make an idiot out of himself for my own amusement
is amused with me when I am making an idiot out of myself
functioning penis
stays around even when I am bitchy
not afraid of taking care of mice I find
stronger than me
able to open mayo jars and reach high shelves
willing to take care of me when I am sick
willing to make a 3am trip to the store for watermellon, just because I want some


that's a partial list. ;)


That's my perfect guy too! I have pictures of him on another post here. Of course, when he got a mouse trapped in his office, he went out and bought a cage and running wheel for it. His name is Hamden. (I don't know if I could date a guy who killed mice. Bugs only.)

Goth girls are less likely to do it in the dark, honestly. Your shirt would be more accurate if it read, "Girls with a poor self-image do it in the dark."

Sense of humour sale, Aisle 5.

*Lays the Zen Smackdown on Big Jim P for making Smunkee cry*
http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/9666/smileytroutsmack28cg.gif

my hero :fluffle:

Sense of humour sale, Aisle 5.

:rolleyes:

That's my perfect guy too! I have pictures of him on another post here. Of course, when he got a mouse trapped in his office, he went out and bought a cage and running wheel for it. His name is Hamden. (I don't know if I could date a guy who killed mice. Bugs only.)

the mice I caught tried to escape... so I let them go... deep in the woods, away from any home.

Thanks. I bagged a good one. :cool:

Just one question... Are you a woman?

*stops lurking*

I guess my perfect guy would be someone intelligent, preferably socialist/communist ... I honestly can't be bothered to care about looks because I'm not that good-looking to begin with.

*goes back to lurking*