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Why do these threads inevitably end up in fluffle-filled spam fests?
Because you touch...

It just doesn't feel right with you.:(

*Predicts this to be the next spam thread*
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11489180&postcount=251
*Counts it!*

2 Points!http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

getting back towards the actual subject, i totally just found a picture of me from when i was like 9. i wonder when i scanned that and why?

Wait, you're a chick? I was pretty sure you where a 14 year old dude, but that was only based on the name. I suck at guessing.

Most of you, dudes and chicks alike, are too pretty to be on the internet. This is supposed to be the refuge of the ugly, let us have our little corner, dammit.
LOL 14 and a boy now...JEBUS! *shakes head*

I've lost another year..and changed gender :( *is definitely a girl* lol

my impression was pretty much the same due to the name too

had no idea you were tasty :eek: (not you CToaN... you know i just don't swing that way man :p)
..you all think I'm a pre pubesent boy!!! :headbang:

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/9573/markusjn8.jpg
How old are you?

LOL 14 and a boy now...JEBUS! *shakes head*

I've lost another year..and changed gender :( *is definitely a girl* lol
:D
See how it is? Sure is difficult to judge gender on the Intrawebs, eh? :p

:D
See how it is? Sure is difficult to judge gender on the Intrawebs, eh? :p
Morning!! Mmm it really is *hugs* but a 14 year old boy?!?! LOL thats actually worse than being a 14 year old girl! At least I now have you sussed out :D

Woohoo!! :fluffle:
*takes advantage*:fluffle: :fluffle:
Don't worry you'll wake safely on silk sheets in the morning and I'll drive you home and buy you breakfast on the way.:cool:
:eek:
I'd like to be taken advantage of that way too... :(

Even breakfast!

No. Man. :rolleyes:
I've already got it, but thanks for trying.:p

Morning!! Mmm it really is *hugs* but a 14 year old boy?!?! LOL thats actually worse than being a 14 year old girl! At least I now have you sussed out :D
;)
*hugs back*
At least you're braver then I am, actually posting your pics. But I don't understand why some people think you look like a boy. I just don't see that :)

(Except that one pic you posted... You know, where you WTF'ed my response? :p ;)

Meep! *Turns various shades of pink* Thankyou :)
Nothing to see here :P
:fluffle:
:D
How cute! :p
Nope, and nothing here right now either! HAHA! :P
:fluffle:

Aye. Indeed it was.
You've seen it!?:eek:

;)
*hugs back*
At least you're braver then I am, actually posting your pics. But I don't understand why some people think you look like a boy. I just don't see that :)

(Except that one pic you posted... You know, where you WTF'ed my response? :p ;)
You know damn well that wasn't me! lol
I don't think they think I look like a guy *is horrified at the thought*, I think they think I post like one :(

Then again I was pretty sure you were a woman, so this place is a mess really lol. If they'd just added a 'male/female' option box when you made your country, none of this would be happening!!!!!

only trying to rise you...dont mind me...
Sounds like a big sigh there, to me.:(

I guess I'm just that boring, my post is invisible like the last picture thread. *sighs...*

dont sweat it forget about it!
:(

Seriously, dude, your beard is freakin' ridiculous.
And I can hear it screaming in a tiny voice "Shave Me! Shave Me!"

Nice suit, though. Or whatever that is.
meh, if i could grow a better one i would.

None for you Pedro! :p
;)

giggity giggity :p
Fifty bucks!:cool:

:p

You know damn well that wasn't me! lol ;)
I don't think they think I look like a guy *is horrified at the thought*, I think they think I post like one :(

Then again I was pretty sure you were a woman, so this place is a mess really lol.
It is - but it's all part of the fun, isn't it?

And I'm not sure how to "post like a guy" - or a girl, for that matter :)
If they'd just added a 'male/female' option box when you made your country, none of this would be happening!!!!!
...if you could trust people to click correctly, if they clicked it at all :p
(I'm looking at you, countless puppets!!)

Woah. Nice.
You and PM are cute heh.
Hehe, thanks :) :fluffle:

No, the sorts of girls that find people irresistable for such shallow reasons. Not all teenage girls are like that.
*waves hand*
*is proof*

-snip-
In some way's that's how I expected you to look, in some ways not at all.
There's actually a guy who comes to the shop I work at, and he looked how I imagined you, but older... probably mainly because of the certain band T-shirt he was wearing :p

And :fluffle: :fluffle: for the ever gorgeous PM ;) :)

not funny..messing with the drunk girl...thinks she'll head to bed...stop the laughter!
I dunno. I found it kinda fun...[/sleazy]

LOL! You've read the sig, you can figure it out! Besides maybe I'm jealous of the attention your getting from quirky. :D
;)

Actually I haven't read the sig :)
Attention? She's drunk and I'm too young for her and her and FD may aswell be married.. Need anything else? :p
:eek:
I'm speechless! Mostly because I'm looking at her photo, but still....

j00 spammed this thread?

:(

My ID photo is kinda like a mug shot too. It's good I think.
Mine always come out that way.

Lol, w00t for you :p
And he said I was a stalker. Hmph! The nerve!:p

Only special people get the "foot" :p
Yay! I'm special!:D:p

Gah, who wants to see a foot anyway? :P
Meep! Should I? :confused:
You do have a cute foot, but.....if you want to reserve it for special people, I'm fine with that.;)

I guess I'm just that boring, my post is invisible like the last picture thread. *sighs...*
:eek: No you're not! I've remembered that picture since the first time you posted it, and it totally makes me remember your name, too, because I think that in fact you look like you'd be awesome to get along with. (No, I don't know what exactly I mean, either, but it's the truth. *nods* :))

Oh, you actually are a stalker now? o_O
I try not to be.:(

Quick! You can hide in my bed! He'll never find you there. :D
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Sounds like a subtle invitation for me.;):p

Yay! I'm special!:D:p
Yes, yes, you are... :p

Why do these threads inevitably end up in fluffle-filled spam fests?
'Cause we know that's how you like it.:p

Yes, yes, you are... :p
Don't forget you're talking to the master here, not the apprentice.;):p

;)

It is - but it's all part of the fun, isn't it?

And I'm not sure how to "post like a guy" - or a girl, for that matter :)

...if you could trust people to click correctly, if they clicked it at all :p
(I'm looking at you, countless puppets!!)
You're looking at me??? *peers out of window*....

You know damn well that wasn't me! lol
I don't think they think I look like a guy *is horrified at the thought*, I think they think I post like one :(

Then again I was pretty sure you were a woman, so this place is a mess really lol. If they'd just added a 'male/female' option box when you made your country, none of this would be happening!!!!!
You mean you're a...and Gravlen's a...:eek:

:p

I guess I'm just that boring, my post is invisible like the last picture thread. *sighs...*
I noticed it; I just didn't say anything. I guess you could say I was speechless, but that could be taken the wrong way....

*waves hand*
*is proof*
I figured that'd suck you back in here. Works ev'ry time!;):p

j00 spammed this thread?

:(
No....um, yes. It's complicated....but really simple....I need to bump the Lady's thread.

You're looking at me??? *peers out of window*....
Don't look now!:eek:

No....um, yes. It's complicated....but really simple....I need to bump the Lady's thread.
Yes, thank you.

Yes, thank you.
It is done. [/Palpatine] But the forums are sleeping now, I may need further reminding. *coughhelpmeout,lurkerscough*

j00 spammed this thread?

:(
n00bs.:rolleyes:
Don't forget 12345.:)

n00bs.:rolleyes:
Don't forget 12345.:)
Already forgotten.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/probe_me/P3.jpg

Ok..last one from me. Whatever impression you have of me now is gonna have to do :) *is a bit bored*
Yep, i stand by what i said before.:)

It is done. [/Palpatine] But the forums are sleeping now, I may need further reminding. *coughhelpmeout,lurkerscough*
My my my..

Already forgotten.
Douche, he has to see it first.:rolleyes:

My my my..
Eh?

You're looking at me??? *peers out of window*....
:eek:
*hides*
You mean you're a...and Gravlen's a...:eek:

:p
Yes, it's true...

BUT YOU CAN'T PROVE A DAMN THING!!! :cool:

Okay, maybe you can...

some recent ones of moi:

http://www.hlj.me.uk/pics/huw/Bordeaux%20Holiday%20180706%20075.jpg
glitziness and i in bayeux in brittany (northern france) on the last day of our holiday


http://www.hlj.me.uk/pics/huw/LCE%20lenses%20test%20290706%20009.jpg
a surprisingly flattering pic taken when my dad and i were trying out fish-eye lenses in a camera shop at the weekend :D
You remind me of my Rumanian Classics/History Teacher/Teachers Aide.
:cool:

:eek:
*hides*

Yes, it's true...

BUT YOU CAN'T PROVE A DAMN THING!!! :cool:

Okay, maybe you can...
But I don't know how.:mad:

Wasn't she Kara in the old comics? Thats a nice name. :D
mmm..kara...that would do...yho. you do run the risk of me forgetting thats my name...

:eek:
I'd like to be taken advantage of that way too... :(

Even breakfast!

haha...unlucky...you dont have the right equipment!

Sounds like a big sigh there, to me.:(
?
I dunno. I found it kinda fun...[/sleazy]
i wouldnt know!!!

:eek:
*hides*

Yes, it's true...

BUT YOU CAN'T PROVE A DAMN THING!!! :cool:

Okay, maybe you can...Aw if you were in my bush, I'd invite you in...give you a cup of tea :)

Oh shit *hangs head in shame*...*waits for onslaught*..you know what I mean!!

Ok I said I'd do some newer ones as my newest was a year old!?!

This is me...about 3 minutes ago...sorry my hairs a bit wet...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/probe_me/P1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/probe_me/P2.jpg

Thats the best my webcam can do!
:)
Wet hair can be nice.

i wouldnt know!!!
Ouch!:(

Oh shit *hangs head in shame*...*waits for onslaught*..you know what I mean!!
Some people stuck too many forks in the power socket as a kid.:(

Oh shit *hangs head in shame*...*waits for onslaught*..you know what I mean!!
Ahahahahaha!:D

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/fuckIFiKnow/xfg.jpg
You are so leet!
You remind me of Ruben my Toked up Jewish friend.:cool:

*quickly dies hair red*

LOL ok...well the most recent picture I have of myself is from this time last year, how rubbish is that...apart from the one I showed my firs thread....I'll take one later on before I go to work...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/probe_me/PICT0143.jpg

I'm in the middle!
If you had a gun and a bandolier...
*Drools*

:eek:
I'm speechless! Mostly because I'm looking at her photo, but still....

trying to make up?

trying to make up?
Not then. I really was looking at your photo. But I intend to.

You are so leet!
You remind me of Ruben my Toked up Jewish friend.:cool:
Interesting.. :eek:

Interesting.. :eek:
Because you're also toked up?

Because you're also toked up?
Me?!

Never!

Me?!

Never!
You!?

Always!

You!?

Always!
Lies!

How old are you?

19...Why?

Not then. I really was looking at your photo. But I intend to.



......and if i dont let you?

Aw if you were in my bush, I'd invite you in...give you a cup of tea :)
:eek: :D
And you know I'd appreciate a good, hot cup of tea, with some sugar and maybe a squirt of lemon... If I was indeed in your bush ;)
Oh shit *hangs head in shame*...*waits for onslaught*..you know what I mean!!
But of course, my dear... I think we all know what you really mean :p
*Sleazy grin*

19...Why?
Just wondered :) wanted to put an age to a face :p

Oh, and good pic, Ruffy!! :)

:eek: :D
And you know I'd appreciate a good, hot cup of tea, with some sugar and maybe a squirt of lemon... If I was indeed in your bush ;)

But of course, my dear... I think we all know what you really mean :p
*Sleazy grin*
*shifty eyes...*

*very tempted to use my overused smiley* I'll refrain from humping right now!

You remind me of my Rumanian Classics/History Teacher/Teachers Aide.
:cool:
yay! i look like a teacher! :D


oh wait, that's not a good thing is it? :( :p



http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/fuckIFiKnow/xfg.jpg
hahaha that's the best user pic i've ever seen on here! :p :p

Just wondered :) wanted to put an age to a face :p


LOL, OK. When I ask someone's age in these forums, it's not a good sign though. Oh and btw, you look younger than me, especially with that height ;)

*shifty eyes...*

*very tempted to use my overused smiley* I'll refrain from humping right now!

Go ahead and use the smiley! :fluffle:
Yay! for New Peeland's bush! :p

Originally Posted by New Peeland
Ok I said I'd do some newer ones as my newest was a year old!?!

This is me...about 3 minutes ago...sorry my hairs a bit wet...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/probe_me/P1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/probe_me/P2.jpg

Thats the best my webcam can do!

Nice pics! :)

haha...unlucky...you dont have the right equipment!
I could be taken advantage of just a little bit, maybe? ;)

Go ahead and use the smiley! :fluffle:
Yay! for New Peeland's bush! :p
Oh ok....http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/probe_me/boff.gif for Grav :p rawr!

Nice pics! :)
Thankyou very much :p *hugs*

*shifty eyes...*

*very tempted to use my overused smiley* I'll refrain from humping right now!
That smilie is fast becomming... well, how I imagine you to actually be :p
Go ahead and use the smiley! :fluffle:
Yay! for New Peeland's bush! :p
It is a nice bush to hang around in :) And you get tea!

That smilie is fast becomming... well, how I imagine you to actually be :p

It is a nice bush to hang around in :) And you get tea!
...you imagine me to creep up behind people and hump a lot?...

I think the expression on the humping ones face expresses me quite well :)

I could be taken advantage of just a little bit, maybe? ;)
Nope! Not by me. Maybe Brit will top you if you ask her nicely...:eek:

Oh ok....http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/probe_me/boff.gif for Grav :p rawr!
:D Yay!

Well, if Bumboat won't take advantage of me, I'm glad you're around to do it P :p
...you imagine me to creep up behind people and hump a lot?...

I think the expression on the humping ones face expresses me quite well :)
That was what I was thinking... The humpER not the humpEE :D
:fluffle:

http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/ruffy.jpg

:D

LOL, OK. When I ask someone's age in these forums, it's not a good sign though. Oh and btw, you look younger than me, especially with that height ;)
I look younger than you...how much younger...about 15? :p grrrr

hahaha that's the best user pic i've ever seen on here! :p :p

I just skipped about 20 pages to post that same thing, only to find you'd beaten me to it, PM. That pic rocks! If we could have avs here, I'd shrink that bad boy down and use it. :D

http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/ruffy.jpg

:D
LMFAO!

I just skipped about 20 pages to post that same thing, only to find you'd beaten me to it, PM. That pic rocks! If we could have avs here, I'd shrink that bad boy down and use it. :D

Correction: I'd use this one.

http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/ruffy.jpg

That's a freakin' riot, PM! LMFAO

Nope! Not by me. Maybe Brit will top you if you ask her nicely...:eek:
Oh, BritSter would take advantage of me without me having to even ask. But I wouldn't get the silk sheets, the breakfast or the ride home. :)
Proof supporting my claim! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11478078&postcount=79)

:D Yay!

Well, if Bumboat won't take advantage of me, I'm glad you're around to do it P :p

That was what I was thinking... The humpER not the humpEE :D
:fluffle:
Anytime...*paws*

Oh, and good pic, Ruffy!! :)
I do agree, excellent lighting.:p

Correction: I'd use this one.

http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/ruffy.jpg

That's a freakin' riot, PM! LMFAO
LMFAO!
hehehe yay! :p


all hail ruffy and his awesome pics :D :p

http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/ruffy.jpg

:D
That is Ruffy!!! :eek:

Perfect pic! :D

Oh, BritSter would take advantage of me without me having to even ask. But I wouldn't get the silk sheets, the breakfast or the ride home. :)
Proof supporting my claim! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11478078&postcount=79)

Ahhhh I understand now. :p

I do agree, excellent lighting.:p
Where have you gone!!! :confused:

yay! i look like a teacher! :D


oh wait, that's not a good thing is it? :( :pDefinatly, that guy kicked arse!
hahaha that's the best user pic i've ever seen on here! :p :p
It is indeed.

Where have you gone!!! :confused:
Um, going to bed soon, i tried to tell you...

Definatly, that guy kicked arse!

It is indeed.

I agree that its a nice Ruffy pic.

Um, going to bed soon, i tried to tell you...
Stupid msn :(

http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/ruffy.jpg

:D
YES YES!!

:fluffle: :fluffle:

You rock!

Cluichstan
I just skipped about 20 pages to post that same thing, only to find you'd beaten me to it, PM. That pic rocks! If we could have avs here, I'd shrink that bad boy down and use it.:D Correction: I'd use this one.

http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/ruffy.jpg

That's a freakin' riot, PM! LMFAO
Just don't fart near it.:eek:

yep that picture...

http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/ruffy.jpg

:D
Awesome. *bookmarks*

Oh, we'll be seeing a lot of Ruffy soon... :p

Stupid msn :(
yep.:(
Congrats on 8 Nelsons.:fluffle:
My next one isn't for a while.:(

Awesome. *bookmarks*

Oh, we'll be seeing a lot of Ruffy soon... :p

Don't think I hadn't already bookmarked it. That's the best WTF pic ever! :D

Awesome. *bookmarks*

Oh, we'll be seeing a lot of Ruffy soon... :p
Er we, and how so?:confused:

I agree that its a nice Ruffy pic.
:eek:
All Ruffy pics are nice.

Awesome. *bookmarks*

Oh, we'll be seeing a lot of Ruffy soon... :p
i figured doing a small bunch of "ruffy says" pics would be cool :)

was going to do "ruffy says... ZOMG!!1!" next :p


YES YES!!

:fluffle: :fluffle:

You rock!
woo! :p :p :fluffle:

Er we, and how so?:confused:
Because everybody and their bookmarking uncle is gonna use it all the time now.

I look younger than you...how much younger...about 15? :p grrrr

LOL...16 or 17 maybe. In either case, you are "easily carriable on a single shoulder in front of a tent" type. :p

In either case, you are "easily carriable on a single shoulder in front of a tent" type. :p

That's not a bad thing. ;)

Because everybody and their bookmarking uncle is gonna use it all the time now.
Ah.:rolleyes:
Pure Metal we need to bust some skulls.

Ah.:rolleyes:
Pure Metal we need to bust some skulls.
what? no! it'd be cool to see ruffy everywhere like that! :p

Ah.:rolleyes:
Pure Metal we need to bust some skulls.

http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/ruffy.jpg

:p

what? no! it'd be cool to see ruffy everywhere like that! :p Heh. Won#t it cost you a fortune in bandwidth, though?

yep.:(
Congrats on 8 Nelsons.:fluffle:
My next one isn't for a while.:(
Whats a nelson?

Whats a nelson?
Lord Nelson
Horatio of Trafalgar!:fluffle:
1 eye, 1 arm 1 arsehole!:p
or
1 eye 1 arm 1 leg(Under the misconception he lost a leg in battle)

Nelson is 111,2 is 222, 8 of them is 888.:)

Night.:cool:

Whats a nelson?

Hell, even the "ignorant American" got that. ;)

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h211/infiniterevolution/060704_143333.jpg
That is a really nice picture of you :p
yay! thanks :D :fluffle:

hot girl says i look nice!: *parties*

and thank you for noticing and replying to my post. thought i was going to have to do a shameful and desperate attention seeking post to blast my way through the spam :D

Heh. Won#t it cost you a fortune in bandwidth, though?
well you could put it on imageshack and link to that instead when you use it, but i have a special account with my ISP (being a webdeveloper and reseller) so i have unlimited storage on my webserver and ditto for bandwidth :D
(...i think)

well you could put it on imageshack and link to that instead when you use it, but i have a special account with my ISP (being a webdeveloper and reseller) so i have unlimited storage on my webserver and ditto for bandwidth :D
(...i think)
Bah, then why would I go through the trouble to host it somewhere else? :D

Bah, then why would I go through the trouble to host it somewhere else? :D

Not when we can play parasite on PM's resources. ;)

Not when we can play parasite on PM's resources. ;)
Yeah, but I would be a nice and friendly and cuddly parasite, he wouldn't mind me. *nods*

Yeah, but I would be a nice and friendly and cuddly parasite, he wouldn't mind me. *nods*

Hmmm...you nice and cuddly...I can definitely see that. ;)

Hmmm...you nice and cuddly...I can definitely see that. ;) Don't forget the "parasite" part. Bloodsucking and all that. *nods*

Don't forget the "parasite" part. Bloodsucking and all that. *nods*

Who says it has to be blood? :eek:

:p

Who says it has to be blood? :eek:

:p Me?

I am afraid.
Get a PO Box and TG him that. That way, he can't figure out where exactly you live, but you still get the lighter.

(sorry if someone said this already)

Me?

Oh bugger.

Oh bugger. No, thanks. :p

We all do.
I don't (like skittles).

No candy at all really. It almost all has corn syrup in it. Then, when you add my allergy to chocolate, well...yeah...no candy.
Geezer, if you can't have chocolate, how did you find a reason to live? My life would probably end if I could no longer eat chocolate.

Nah, I counter that whole healthy thing by drinking a lot. :p
Ignore my previous question, I think I came across the answer ;)

I'm gonna guess you're a bit too young to be fluffling me. ;)
My darling Ol' Geezer, one is never too old for a fluffle! :fluffle:

i wasnt coming on to you!!!:D

and you make out like your an old man the whole time...stop it!!
He is an old man, except when he's being an old woman. Why do ya think I call him Geezer?

He is an old man, except when he's being an old woman. Why do ya think I call him Geezer?

Cuz you're mean. :p

Lord Nelson
Horatio of Trafalgar!:fluffle:
1 eye, 1 arm 1 arsehole!:p
or
1 eye 1 arm 1 leg(Under the misconception he lost a leg in battle)

Nelson is 111,2 is 222, 8 of them is 888.:)
Ah, got ya!

yay! thanks :D :fluffle:

hot girl says i look nice!: *parties*

and thank you for noticing and replying to my post. thought i was going to have to do a shameful and desperate attention seeking post to blast my way through the spam :D
LOL no fear, I am here! And it's my pleasure. :)

Don't forget the "parasite" part. Bloodsucking and all that. *nods*
That's what makes it so charmingly special :p

yay! thanks :D :fluffle:

hot girl says i look nice!: *parties*

and thank you for noticing and replying to my post. thought i was going to have to do a shameful and desperate attention seeking post to blast my way through the spam :D
:confused: What is this "spam" you're talking about??

:p

:confused: What is this "spam" you're talking about??

:p

http://www.kt.rim.or.jp/~ksk/spam/spamcans-s.jpg

I thought that was Eut. :p
Eut is a geezer who acts like he's 25.

Your a 34 year old who acts like an Ol' Geezer.

Eut is a geezer who acts like he's 25.

Your a 34 year old who acts like an Ol' Geezer.

*throws his dentures at you* :p

LOL no fear, I --> http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/drool.gif am here! And it's my pleasure. :)
Fixed it for ya :D

No he was paying out any teenage girl who thinks JT is hot. I don't get why though? :confused:
Heh, thanks :).
Cuz timberlake is a poser who changes himself to be marketable and popular instead of being himself. This is the kid who was in a beauty contest when he was 5 or so and grew up singing country songs. People change as they grow up, but that is just absurd. You'd think he'd want to be rich and famous and popular for being himself. [/rant]

http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/ruffy.jpg

:D
How'd you flip his pic? (In the original, the lighter was on the other side of his face).

Cripes, I'm techtard, and I can do that. :p

How'd you flip his pic? (In the original, the lighter was on the other side of his face).
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/merv/ymca.gif

Cuz you're mean. :p
LoL, am not!

Well, I am but that's beside the point. You act like a Geezer. I just call 'em like I see 'em.

LoL, am not!

Well, I am but that's beside the point. You act like a Geezer. I just call 'em like I see 'em.

I suppose acting like an idiotic kid would be better? :p

*throws his dentures at you* :p
ROFLMAO

ewww!!!

LOL. Seriously I've been laughing for like 2 minutes straight now....

I suppose acting like an idiotic kid would be better? :p
you mean by doing things like tosses dentures at people? No Way!

Your awesome, Geezer!:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

you mean by doing things like tosses dentures at people? No Way!

Your awesome, Geezer!:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Flattery will get you everywhere. ;)

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/merv/ymca.gif
:eek:

That's awesome, yo.

Flattery will get you everywhere. ;)
That and money. *nods*

So, I suppose I should say something about what i look like, eh?

I'm naturally blonde, have blue eyes with a little orange dot in them, and have very rosy cheeks. The rest I'll leave to the reader's imagination.

I'm naturally blonde, have blue eyes with a little orange dot in them, and have very rosy cheeks. The rest I'll leave to the reader's imagination.

A picture's worth a thousand words, as the saying goes. That was only 26. :p

A picture's worth a thousand words, as the saying goes. That was only 26. :p
I don't have the self esteem necessary to post a pic on a public forum. But I do have the fear of stalkers to prevent me from posting one.

Anyway, Geezer, I spent all morning reading these 60 pages, and in not one is there a pic of you! I wanna see what the Old Woman looks like!

:eek:

That's awesome, yo.
And it should explain everything you need to know ;)
*Tequila!*
:D

I don't have the self esteem necessary to post a pic on a public forum. But I do have the fear of stalkers to prevent me from posting one.

Anyway, Geezer, I spent all morning reading these 60 pages, and in not one is there a pic of you! I wanna see what the Old Woman looks like!

I don't post pics on Internet. I used to, but then got creeped out. When I was mod on another forum I could see how many times they were downloaded. Disturbing.

And it should explain everything you need to know ;)
*Tequila!*
:D
lol! it explained nothing, but okay.

I've never drank tequila. I wanted to do shots of it with my bro cuz its his favorite drink, but he got all paternal on me instead. (You are not 21! Your body is a temple! Be healthy! blah blah blah).

Maybe next time he's in town if he has enough time we will though. I wanna wait to do my first shot of tequila with him. I think it'd be a good bonding experience.

I don't post pics on Internet. I used to, but then got creeped out. When I was mod on another forum I could see how many times they were downloaded. Disturbing.
So you understand from whence I'm coming! :)

26 words or so, then?

So you understand from whence I'm coming! :)

26 words or so, then?

Far short of a thousand. ;)

I could be taken advantage of just a little bit, maybe? ;)

Oh hun it’s not that I don’t want to, I just don’t think I could stay in the queue for that long!
:fluffle:

He is an old man, except when he's being an old woman. Why do ya think I call him Geezer?


he's not old...tho he does act like a totall Geezer!

:eek:

That's awesome, yo.

ditto

I don't post pics on Internet. I used to, but then got creeped out. When I was mod on another forum I could see how many times they were downloaded. Disturbing.


:eek: :eek: and you couldnt have said this a few dosen pages ago no?

he's not old...tho he does act like a totall Geezer!

*throws his walker at you* :p

*throws his walker at you* :p
case and point my man!:D

I don't post pics on Internet. I used to, but then got creeped out. When I was mod on another forum I could see how many times they were downloaded. Disturbing.

well that's why you don't go around posting erotic pictures of yourself doing housework naked

well that's why you don't go around posting erotic pictures of yourself doing housework naked

Uh...never did that. Now you've really frightened me. :eek:

How'd you flip his pic? (In the original, the lighter was on the other side of his face).
i'm a graphics designer. i flipped it with corel photopaint and then adjusted the contrast, colour and saturation to make it stand out more as well as work with the text a bit better.
i also extended the wall to ruffy's right (left on the original) to give more room to accomodate the text better :)

Uh...never did that.

sure ya didn't

i'm a graphics designer. i flipped it with corel photopaint and then adjusted the contrast, colour and saturation to make it stand out more as well as work with the text a bit better.
i also extended the wall to ruffy's right (left on the original) to give more room to accomodate the text better :)

wrong answer. the correct response was either
a) magic
or
b) "it was like that when i found it"

i'm a graphics designer. i flipped it with corel photopaint and then adjusted the contrast, colour and saturation to make it stand out more as well as work with the text a bit better.
i also extended the wall to ruffy's right (left on the original) to give more room to accomodate the text better :)
wow...wish i could do stuff like that...

wrong answer. the correct response was either
a) magic
or
b) "it was like that when i found it"

what about..."the voices told me how"?

Well, I'm sure somebody has mentioned that there have been a lot of other threads about this. But, what the heck! Here I am:

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/photos%20of%20me/bookescapeghost.jpg

i'm a graphics designer. i flipped it with corel photopaint and then adjusted the contrast, colour and saturation to make it stand out more as well as work with the text a bit better.
i also extended the wall to ruffy's right (left on the original) to give more room to accomodate the text better :)
I am highly impressed! Thanks for explaining!

Ilie is a GHOST! :eek:

Whoops! That was huge. Sorry!

Well, I'm sure somebody has mentioned that there have been a lot of other threads about this. But, what the heck! Here I am:

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/photos%20of%20me/bookescapeghost.jpg


~snip second pic~
your a ghost!!!!

Ilie is a GHOST! :eek:

...indeed. Mwahahaha!

wrong answer. the correct response was either
a) magic
or
b) "it was like that when i found it"
lol :p

i think d) god told me to do it

I am highly impressed! Thanks for explaining!
my pleasure :)

wow...wish i could do stuff like that...its easy with the right software :)

you could try paint shop pro - it has pretty much the same features i think... though it might not be free any more. could also try the GIMP (its a program, not an insult, honest ;))

your a ghost!!!!
i was going to ask how you did that pic but i worked it out :p

very good :fluffle:

i was going to ask how you did that pic but i worked it out :p

very good :fluffle:
umm, i didnt post the pic, nor do I have the faintest idea as to how she did it, but I'll take the fluffle!:fluffle:

umm, i didnt post the pic, nor do I have the faintest idea as to how she did it, but I'll take the fluffle!:fluffle:
lol you know who i'm referring to ;)

have another fluffle, just cos i feel like fluffling today :) :fluffle:

umm, i didnt post the pic, nor do I have the faintest idea as to how she did it, but I'll take the fluffle!:fluffle:

Was there a misplaced fluffle? ...oh well. Hi guys! WC Imperial Court, I notice that you are either Will Smith or in West Philadelphia! You will be making our Baltimore NS meetup on August 26th, I hope!

lol you know who i'm referring to ;)

have another fluffle, just cos i feel like fluffling today :) :fluffle:

Alright PM, why don't you say how I did it? I'd love to see a ton of ghosty NSers posted today. :cool:

its easy with the right software :)

you could try paint shop pro - it has pretty much the same features i think... though it might not be free any more. could also try the GIMP (its a program, not an insult, honest ;))

I have all the software...just not the patience!:rolleyes:

Alright PM, why don't you say how I did it? I'd love to see a ton of ghosty NSers posted today. :cool:
i reckon it was a clever thing you did, but you deliberately made it look like a casual snap kind of shot...
set up the camera on a tripod at a bit of an angle, then take a pic of the empty chair. then go sit and pose in said chair and get someone else to press the shutter, use a remote or do it on timer.
then put the two images together in a photo editing program and fade the second one a bit.

at least, that's how i'd do it... (will do one just to check that actually works in a mo)


i was first thinking you'd used a long exposure or something but couldn't work out a) how the pic wasn't totally overexposed, and b) how there weren't ghostly trails going from behind the camera to the chair... then i realised that couldn't work and was going to ask, but then sorta realised what i said above....
...i'll be quiet now...



am i right?

Was there a misplaced fluffle? ...oh well. Hi guys! WC Imperial Court, I notice that you are either Will Smith or in West Philadelphia! You will be making our Baltimore NS meetup on August 26th, I hope!

There's gonna be a Baltimore NS meetup? :eek:

here we go: the ghost of PM haunts j0000000000....... (http://www.hlj.me.uk/pics/ghost1.jpg)


not a particularly great example as you can only really see the lamp behind my head, and there's not much in the way of detail on the sofa... the library and books were a great choice in that respect *nods*

i reckon it was a clever thing you did, but you deliberately made it look like a casual snap kind of shot...
set up the camera on a tripod at a bit of an angle, then take a pic of the empty chair. then go sit and pose in said chair and get someone else to press the shutter, use a remote or do it on timer.
then put the two images together in a photo editing program and fade the second one a bit.

at least, that's how i'd do it... (will do one just to check that actually works in a mo)


i was first thinking you'd used a long exposure or something but couldn't work out a) how the pic wasn't totally overexposed, and b) how there weren't ghostly trails going from behind the camera to the chair... then i realised that couldn't work and was going to ask, but then sorta realised what i said above....

you can pull the trick on regular old film by exposing the same bit of film twice from a fixed position and adjusting the aperture and shutter speed down a bit. or you could do it using two seperate shots and printing them on the same bit of photo paper, though that'd be harder to make look right.

I have all the software...just not the patience!:rolleyes:

it doesn't really require too much patience once you learn the necessary tricks. after that, you'll start photoshopping random things just for the hell of it.

like an unwelcome mat
http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/1475/papers2vo.jpg

it doesn't really require too much patience once you learn the necessary tricks. after that, you'll start photoshopping random things just for the hell of it.

like an unwelcome mat
http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/1475/papers2vo.jpg
I'd buy that. :p

it doesn't really require too much patience once you learn the necessary tricks. after that, you'll start photoshopping random things just for the hell of it.

like an unwelcome mat
http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/1475/papers2vo.jpg

oh god if it ment me spending even more time at this computer i dont think ill learn...i find it hard enough to go to bed as it is!

you can pull the trick on regular old film by exposing the same bit of film twice from a fixed position and adjusting the aperture and shutter speed down a bit. or you could do it using two seperate shots and printing them on the same bit of photo paper, though that'd be harder to make look right.
that sounds hard :(

i like digital... did it in about 5 minutes :p (would have been quicker but i was an idiot and picked up my computer for the second shot and ruined it... and had to do it again :headbang: :p)

Was there a misplaced fluffle? ...oh well. Hi guys! WC Imperial Court, I notice that you are either Will Smith or in West Philadelphia! You will be making our Baltimore NS meetup on August 26th, I hope!
Not Will Smith, but I am a fan!

Baltimore MD? This is the first I've heard of it....is there a thread I should go to for more info? (I might try, but school will be just starting, so we'll see.)

oh god if it ment me spending even more time at this computer i dont think ill learn...i find it hard enough to go to bed as it is!

but what about all the times when it would have been useful to have a picture of a siamang holding an ak-47 and wearing a bandolier?

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/7634/siamangarmy8tv.png

that sounds hard :(

i like digital... did it in about 5 minutes :p

back in my day, we didn't have any of this newfangled didgeetull stuff. we used red ochre and spat it at rock faces. and we liked it!

but what about all the times when it would have been useful to have a picture of a siamang holding an ak-47 and wearing a bandolier?

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/7634/siamangarmy8tv.png


wow...i never thought of it that way....:cool:

Lies!
Truths!:eek:

......and if i dont let you?
Then I'll be absolutely heartbroken and cry myself to sleep for a month.:(

*shifty eyes...*

*very tempted to use my overused smiley* I'll refrain from humping right now!
LULZ! *refrains from overused comment*;):p

That smilie is fast becomming... well, how I imagine you to actually be :p

It is a nice bush to hang around in :) And you get tea!
She's never going to live that down, is she?;)

Don't think I hadn't already bookmarked it. That's the best WTF pic ever! :D
:eek: And that's coming from a master of image spam!

i figured doing a small bunch of "ruffy says" pics would be cool :)

was going to do "ruffy says... ZOMG!!1!" next :p



woo! :p :p :fluffle:
I like the way you think.

Cuz timberlake is a poser who changes himself to be marketable and popular instead of being himself. This is the kid who was in a beauty contest when he was 5 or so and grew up singing country songs. People change as they grow up, but that is just absurd. You'd think he'd want to be rich and famous and popular for being himself. [/rant]
That's not quite what I meant....Oh well.

That and money. *nods*

So, I suppose I should say something about what i look like, eh?

I'm naturally blonde, have blue eyes with a little orange dot in them, and have very rosy cheeks. The rest I'll leave to the reader's imagination.
Say no more.;)

That's not quite what I meant....Oh well.
I know. It was my own rant on my hatred of JT, it was not meant to be speaking for you. Sorry if it came out that way.

Say no more.;)
I won't. no point in ruining a perfectly good image in ones mind with the harshness of reality.

I have shoulder-length dark brown hair, brown eyes, and very pale skin. I'm just about 5'6'' tall, and I weigh about 105 lbs. I guess that's how I'd describe myself.

what? no! it'd be cool to see ruffy everywhere like that! :p
OK, i still want to bust some skulls though.
*Kicks sand whilst looking rather disappointed*

Fixed it for ya :DOH MY FRICKING GOD THAT IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this thread needs more pics of posters.

now look what's happened, all this spam has forced me to post the reject pics from my last camphone+mirror camwhoring session :mad: :p

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h211/infiniterevolution/060704_143655.jpg
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h211/infiniterevolution/060704_143353.jpg
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h211/infiniterevolution/060704_143316.jpg
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h211/infiniterevolution/060704_135700.jpg
plus this one, just to prove i'm not always trying to catch myself in a pretty pose :p
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h211/infiniterevolution/060118_135253.jpg

what about..."the voices told me how"?
No, it wasn't me that time.

Don't forget the "parasite" part. Bloodsucking and all that. *nods*
:eek:
So said you didn't bite that hard!
Liar!:(

Well, I'm sure somebody has mentioned that there have been a lot of other threads about this. But, what the heck! Here I am:

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/photos%20of%20me/bookescapeghost.jpg
That one always was my favorite.

Harley your awake?!?!?!?!

EDIT: Of course your awake its mid day...*is a twat*

I can't get used to time zones :(

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/sleb/P1000467.jpg

Yep, that's pretty much the most recent pic of me. Sorry if it's massive; I'm drunk and I don't care enough to change it.

Get a PO Box and TG him that. That way, he can't figure out where exactly you live, but you still get the lighter.

(sorry if someone said this already)
Or i could tell Ruffy, but then Pei will expose my address.:eek:

Harley your awake?!?!?!?!

EDIT: Of course your awake its mid day...*is a twat*

I can't get used to time zones :(
Yes i am.:p
lol

this thread needs more pics of....
...whats that orange thing on your phone?

I have all the software...just not the patience!:rolleyes:
Heh, and I've got the patience, but not the software. Go figure. :-/

Yes i am.:p
lol
Is your msn down the shitter?

here we go: the ghost of PM haunts j0000000000....... (http://www.hlj.me.uk/pics/ghost1.jpg)


not a particularly great example as you can only really see the lamp behind my head, and there's not much in the way of detail on the sofa... the library and books were a great choice in that respect *nods*
Maybe not great, but i think it's still a good example. That's exactly how I would have done it. I've seen the special features on too many movies, methinks.

Is your msn down the shitter?
No...
Is yours?
Is that a hint for me to be on now or summin?

you can pull the trick on regular old film by exposing the same bit of film twice from a fixed position and adjusting the aperture and shutter speed down a bit. or you could do it using two seperate shots and printing them on the same bit of photo paper, though that'd be harder to make look right.
I've overlapped film before to print it on photopaper. It really isn't that hard. You just have to pay close attention to what you're doing. I'd be more concerned about overexposing the film with the first method.

Hell, even the "ignorant American" got that. ;)
Well, i've said it enough and made a thread/s about it so more people should know.

When you get to Portsmouth, New Peeland you might hear it often...

He is an old man, except when he's being an old woman. Why do ya think I call him Geezer?
Because he got Berry balls?

Ah, got ya!
That's good 'cause Nelson was awesome.

No...
Is yours?
Is that a hint for me to be on now or summin?
Not if you don't wanna be :)

I know. It was my own rant on my hatred of JT, it was not meant to be speaking for you. Sorry if it came out that way.
I am aware of that. I don't really have a problem with it. Rant away to any of my posts. Just don't let others know that's okay. Don't want too many text walls with every one of my posts.;):p

Cuz timberlake is a poser who changes himself to be marketable and popular instead of being himself. This is the kid who was in a beauty contest when he was 5 or so and grew up singing country songs. People change as they grow up, but that is just absurd. You'd think he'd want to be rich and famous and popular for being himself. [/rant]
Maybe being a sellout is Timberlake being himself?
Didn't the shit change his name anyways?

...whats that orange thing on your phone?
it's a the lense cover. the phone is theoretically water proof and shock proof. except the battery is loose so it turns off at the slightest knock.

Not if you don't wanna be :)
No one cool was on at the time.
Maybe now though.;)

I won't. no point in ruining a perfectly good image in ones mind with the harshness of reality.
I didn't have an image before. Good thing you gave me such a lovely one.;)

this thread needs more pics of posters.

now look what's happened, all this spam has forced me to post the reject pics from my last camphone+mirror camwhoring session :mad: :p

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h211/infiniterevolution/060704_143655.jpg
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h211/infiniterevolution/060704_143353.jpg
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h211/infiniterevolution/060704_143316.jpg
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h211/infiniterevolution/060704_135700.jpg
plus this one, just to prove i'm not always trying to catch myself in a pretty pose :p
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h211/infiniterevolution/060118_135253.jpg
Mwahaha! Victory is ours! (http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/1726/hijack5er.jpg)

Mwahaha! Victory is ours! (http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/1726/hijack5er.jpg)
gah! now i posted shit pics for nothing :p

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/sleb/P1000467.jpg

Yep, that's pretty much the most recent pic of me. Sorry if it's massive; I'm drunk and I don't care enough to change it.
Nah, it's not that big.
*glares at Ilie*

Good contribution, too. That should add about...five more pages of spam to the life expectancy of this thread.:p

No one cool was on at the time.
Maybe now though.;)
aw :p

No one cool was on at the time.
Maybe now though.;)
Yeah, I know what you mean. No one on my contacts list is online.:(
So lonely. *sigh*

How'd you flip his pic? (In the original, the lighter was on the other side of his face).

lol *Blat smilie*
Cripes, I'm techtard, and I can do that.:p
Yeah, 4 sizzle bizzle!

gah! now i posted shit pics for nothing :p
LOL Actually, that was on-topic. That's the only other picture of me you're likely to see.:p

Yeah, I know what you mean. No one on my contacts list is online.:(
So lonely. *sigh*
Well one cool person was on but i think they just left their computer on...

aw :p
:)
Was that tent pic from your latest camping trip?

Well one cool person was on but i think they just left their computer on...
Three of the 14 are online, but I know they aren't at their computers and won't be for some time.

it's a the lense cover. the phone is theoretically water proof and shock proof. except the battery is loose so it turns off at the slightest knock.
Ah I see...my phone isnt that great for pictures...I'd love to upgrade but I just can't afford it. Stupid student!! :( *holds out hat and sings for money*