NationStates Jolt Archive

good...but i think your holding out on me.....
I'm afraid there's only so much I can do in a public forum, darling.:(.....Wait...what'd you mean?

Elaborate or I'll start flattering you shamelessly.;)
*Slaps you for stupidity*

Well well well...

(so the story begins)
City dweller
Successful fella
Thought to himself:
oops, Ive got a lot of money
Caught in a rat race
Terminally
Im a professional cynic
But my hearts not in it
Im paying the price of living life at the limit
Caught up in the centurys anxiety

Yes, it preys on him
Hes getting thin
(try the simple life)

He lives in a house
A very big house
In the country
Watching afternoon repeats
And the food he eats
In the country
He takes all manner of pills
And piles up analyst bills
In the country
Oh, its like an animal farm
Thats the rural charm
In the country

Hes got morning glory and lifes a different story
Everythings going jackanory
Touched with his own mortality
Hes reading balzac, knocking back prozac
Its a helping hand that makes you feel wonderfully bland
Oh, its a centurys remedy
For the faint at heart
A new start
(try the simple life)

He lives in a house
A very big house
In the country
Hes got a fog in his chest
So he needs a lot of rest
In the country
He doesnt drink, smoke, laugh
Takes herbal baths
In the country
You should come to no harm
On the animal farm
In the country

(blow, blow me out, I am so sad, I dont know why)
http://209.85.12.227/html/emoticons/happy.gifyou too????:eek:
Of course!
http://forums.rebelalliance.ws/images/smiles/dancing_pickle.gif

Spanish.

*Slaps you for stupidity*
*bites off your thumb and spits it in your face*

What would kill you first? Our heat, our humidity, or our hurricanes?:p

Don't forget the bugs like gi-normous cockroaches and fire ants. Not to mention the gators.

Don't forget the bugs like gi-normous cockroaches and fire ants. Not to mention the gators.

:eek:

I'm afraid there's only so much I can do in a public forum, darling.:(.....Wait...what'd you mean?

god only knows!

*bites off your thumb and spits it in your face*
Judas!:(

god only knows!
Somehow I doubt even that.....Hmm....

Judas!:(
He started it!:eek:
*points at Peter*

He started it!:eek:
*points at Peter*
Don't point at me, i ain't Peter!

Hmm it seems Other is winning...Must start language known as Other....

Don't point at me, i ain't Peter!
But you started it.:p

But you started it.:p
Poor Jesus...listening to this drivel probably makes him cry.

Poor Jesus...listening to this drivel probably makes him cry.
Meh, I've said worse.

But you started it.:p
he's not the mesiah, he's a ery naughty boy!

Meh, I've said worse.
Quite aware o'that'un. Typing with a Southern accent is harder than it seems.

Yeah, well...I'm not a fan of Florida. :p

But it's America's wang!

But it's America's wang!
See no evil...just keep thinking that....

See no evil...just keep thinking that....

But I *like* evil!

But I *like* evil!
I like doom! And darkness! And depression! And a bunch of other 'D' words.

I like doom! And darkness! And depression! And a bunch of other 'D' words.

Yeah, the D section of the dictionary is pretty sweet.

he's not the mesiah, he's a ery naughty boy!
Who now?

Quite aware o'that'un. Typing with a Southern accent is harder than it seems.
That was Southern? Sounded Irish....

But it's America's wang!
I don't swing that way, I'm afraid.

Who now?
Ruffy.:)

my accent is teh sexiest ;)

Quite aware o'that'un. Typing with a Southern accent is harder than it seems.That was Southern? Sounded Irish....
Sounded Mancouvrian in my opinion.:)

Yeah, the D section of the dictionary is pretty sweet.
The best part.

Polish should be up there. Aerou has a lovely accent.

Sounded Mancouvrian in my opinion.:)
Meh. I'm not that good with written dialects of the region.

Polish should be up there. Aerou has a lovely accent.
*Unsure*

Polish should be up there. Aerou has a lovely accent.
I wish I knew.

Meh. I'm not that good with written dialects of the region.
What about if you heard it?:D

*Unsure*


You've heard her right? I thought you two were getting married or something. Have you tossed her aside for Elbi or whatever her name is?

I wish I knew.


you didnt hear her on the "Whatcha sound like?" thread? Yum.

You've heard her right? I thought you two were getting married or something. Have you tossed her aside for Elbi or whatever her name is?
No i haven't heard her.
No i certainly haven't tossed her aside, in fact she may have done that to me, she kept chasing Italian and Belgian boys around on NS.:p
Peisandros is trying to get her to come to NZ.:D

should have included German

No i haven't heard her.
No i certainly haven't tossed her aside, in fact she may have done that to me, she kept chasing Italian and Belgian boys around on NS.:p
Peisandros is trying to get her to come to NZ.:D


Be careful.........he might be more charming that you.

Serbo-Croatian, with both Serbian and Croatian accent, Bosnian accent however is real "erection-killer"

What about if you heard it?:D
I think I might notice the distinction. But I'm prolly wrong.

you didnt hear her on the "Whatcha sound like?" thread? Yum.
Nope. Never made an appearance in that one. I wish I had now.

although first and foremost, i find russian the sexiest, but i do tend to favour new zealand aswell... i just love to hear them say village :D

Be careful.........he might be more charming that you.
If he's worried about that, he could alway bribe me to charm her away from NZ altogether, that way Peisandros doesn't get to have all the fun. :D

Be careful.........he might be more charming that you.
Oh, i am sure he is already...

Oh, i am sure he is already...

Maybe not. You can be charming I'm sure.

Who's the bright green font about anyway?

although first and foremost, i find russian the sexiest, but i do tend to favour new zealand aswell... i just love to hear them say village :D
What is so special about saying Villidge?

If he's worried about that, he could alway bribe me to charm her away from NZ altogether, that way Peisandros doesn't get to have all the fun. :D
Don't be silly, her visit would be a credit to us all!
I am sure Peisandros is more than capable of matching you in the charms department.

Maybe not. You can be charming I'm sure.

Who's the bright green font about anyway?
*Blushes*
Who is the charmer now?=P
Aerou. ^_^

Why is ITALIAN not on that list?! Are you serious?!

:headbang:

*Blushes*
Who is the charmer now?=P
Aerou. ^_^


I thought so. ;) Youre so transparent.

I thought so. ;) Youre so transparent.

That explains the liver...

English with a southern drawl..I just can't explain why..(maybe the fact that my love is from that area has something to do with it.. :P )

Don't be silly, her visit would be a credit to us all!
I am sure Peisandros is more than capable of matching you in the charms department.
Yeah, prolly. :( Ah well, I'm not really interested in charming her anyway. She's definitely out of my league.

English with a southern drawl..I just can't explain why..(maybe the fact that my love is from that area has something to do with it.. :P )

English with a southern drawl? As in "Howdy ya'll, like a cup o' tea?"

English with a southern drawl? As in "Howdy ya'll, like a cup o' tea?"
"You make me sad."

"You make me sad."

:(

English with a southern drawl? As in "Howdy ya'll, like a cup o' tea?"
Lol..I meant american English, obviosly..But to me they are the same language, just with a few differences when it comes to the odd spelling, and pronouciations (sp). Then again it isn't as if either is my first language..

:(
:eek:

:eek:

:D

I am also a Floridian and while I dont mind Spanish I cant stand creole and all that....it sounds like verbal garbage.
It totally does, it's fantastic. :D

Lol..I meant american English, obviosly..But to me they are the same language, just with a few differences when it comes to the odd spelling, and pronouciations (sp). Then again it isn't as if either is my first language..
There's a significant difference in dialect. They're practically two different languages.

*shrug*
Oh well..Just like to point out that I did vote for "American", as that was, strictly speaking, the correct thing to vote for, even if my post to say so might not have been.:D

:D
;)

;)

:)

:)
:cool:

:cool:

:p

:p
:D

:D

:eek:

I am actually turned on by any language that isn't english. Just a thing. The more foreign, the more sexy. My favourite would have to be Mandarin Chinese, (The language, not the accent!). It kinda sounds like mushrooms speaking.

:eek:
:cool:

:cool:

:)

I am actually turned on by any language that isn't english. Just a thing. The more foreign, the more sexy. My favourite would have to be Mandarin Chinese, (The language, not the accent!). It kinda sounds like mushrooms speaking.
Mmm, tasty....
*drools thinking of Mandarin...orange blossoms*

Sign language is the sexiest accent.

I voted for Japanese, but I really think spanish ones kick ass, German and Russian are just to intimidating and opressive to get aroused to....:fluffle: :) :fluffle:

:eek:
:cool:

I voted for Japanese, but I really think spanish ones kick ass, German and Russian are just to intimidating and opressive to get aroused to....:fluffle: :) :fluffle:
You clearly haven't heard a softer German accent.

:cool:

;)

;)
:p

Od thing is ive spent all my life in Australia but because my parents my English. i seem to speak in a English accent instead of a Australian one.

Which is od since you would think i would speak in a Australian one.

i get called a posh bastard because of it BUT I CANT HELP IT.

I love the english accent tho since it just sounds more 'civilised' then the australian one.

:p

:rolleyes:

Language? Accent? Women are supposed to talk?

:rolleyes:
:D

Mmm, tasty....
*drools thinking of Mandarin...orange blossoms*
Don't worry, Mandarin puts me into a puddle of drool too. Though for different reasons I think... :p

:D

;)

Well the title speaks for itself really so discuss away...

I kinda of have a thing for Russian accents. They just sound so sexy and alluring....
You've clearly watched too many Bond movies.

I have to say, a nice Spanish accent really does it for me.

Don't worry, Mandarin puts me into a puddle of drool too. Though for different reasons I think... :p
Yeah, I was actually thinking Japanese kikka, but I suppose okha is more appropriate.;)

;)
:)

Yeah, I was actually thinking Japanese kikka, but I suppose okha is more appropriate.;)
Damn it! I don't have chinese input at work :headbang: So much for counter-confusing the confuserer. :(

:)

:D

Damn it! I don't have chinese input at work :headbang: So much for counter-confusing the confuserer. :(
LOL I win!:D

:D
;)

:)

;)

:p

Seriously though, now that I reflect, most of the reason chinese mandarin is such a hot language is because chinese chicks speak it! :eek: My heart-

:)

:eek:

:)
:(

:p
:D

:eek:
;)

:D

:rolleyes:

;)

:)

My god! Smilie Spam!

Why isn't French, one of the most obvious choices, on there

:rolleyes:
:sniper:

:)
:cool:

My god! Smilie Spam!
Meh. Passes the time.

Why isn't French, one of the most obvious choices, on there
The French are automatically disqualified due to their lack of shaving.

But seriously, Japanese on the poll instead of French? French is beautiful and French accented English is quite pleasant to listen to.

Japanese is an ugly, ugly language that seems to utterly lack any sort of grace, and when someone with a Japanese accent speaks English it sound like they’re a little messed up in the head.

Just my opinion of course.

Why isn't French, one of the most obvious choices, on there
Because it's not really sexy?

Why isn't French, one of the most obvious choices, on there
Because pie is up there too.

Because pie is up there too.
Mmmm, pie. Yummy!
*devours cherry pie*;)

I am a complete sucker for an Irish accent.

Why isn't French, one of the most obvious choices, on there
Because we have Indian.

I thought so. ;) Youre so transparent.
Because i am smitten?

I am a complete sucker for an Irish accent.
It is a tasty one.

Because we have Indian.
Up-grade!:D

The French are automatically disqualified due to their lack of shaving.

But seriously, Japanese on the poll instead of French? French is beautiful and French accented English is quite pleasant to listen to.

Japanese is an ugly, ugly language that seems to utterly lack any sort of grace, and when someone with a Japanese accent speaks English it sound like they’re a little messed up in the head.

Just my opinion of course.
That's why I'm surprised that so many people are saying German. It's such a harsh language. You can insult someone in French and if they don't know French, they'll be all like "thank you, that was beautiful." You can compliment someone in German and they'll say "what the hell did I do to you?"

Because i am smitten?
Yes and no.

That's why I'm surprised that so many people are saying German. It's such a harsh language. You can insult someone in French and if they don't know French, they'll be all like "thank you, that was beautiful." You can compliment someone in German and they'll say "what the hell did I do to you?"
That's what's so lovely about German. It takes all the frustration out of insulting people; they never misunderstand you entirely.

That's what's so lovely about German. It takes all the frustration out of insulting people; they never misunderstand you entirely.
Is it really possible to compliment someone in German? I think I read about it in a book one day.

nynorsk

:sniper:

:eek:

Why isn't French, one of the most obvious choices, on there

Because I was very tired at the time I did the pool and I put the first 10 options that came through my head

Is it really possible to compliment someone in German? I think I read about it in a book one day.
It is possible, but not very likely or easy to do.

:eek:
:D

Because I was very tired at the time I did the pool and I put the first 10 options that came through my head
Glad to know a ROMANCE LANGUAGE didn't quite make the list.:D

Theres too many of them. All Romance Languages are covered by the option OTHER:D

The term "romance langauge" needs to be changed to something else. Some people are still under the assumption that it means the language is romantic. :mad:

Theres too many of them. All Romance Languages are covered by the option OTHER:D
But that one is the one most commonly called romantic. I disagree, but the masses are stupid.

Scottish and Norwegian Stavangersk.

The term "romance langauge" needs to be changed to something else. Some people are still under the assumption that it means the language is romantic. :mad:
Yeah, well, people are stupid.

:D

;)

Yeah, well, people are stupid.
Amen. But I'm not. So don't bother.

;)
:eek:

:eek:

:)

Amen. But I'm not. So don't bother.
Don't bother what?

:)
:fluffle:

Don't bother what?
nevermind...FAI.

nevermind...FAI.
Right.

....

+1

:fluffle:

:p

Right.

....

+1
Grand total: 1. Wow. :rolleyes:

:p
:D

Grand total: 1. Wow. :rolleyes:
You clearly do not understand the craft of +1, grasshopper.

You clearly do not understand the craft of +1, grasshopper.
STFU, Ruffy!

You clearly do not understand the craft of +1, grasshopper.
Nope...I'm a noob, thank you.

Nope...I'm a noob, thank you.
+1 for the n00blet.

:D

:rolleyes:

I abosolutely love an English accent. Tribes of Longton has a fantastic accent plus a super sexy voice., so I worship him regularly.

Scottish accents are also great.

I abosolutely love an English accent. Tribes of Longton has a fantastic accent plus a super sexy voice., so I worship him regularly.

Scottish accents are also great.
i guess i love galloway speech to fight himself against a group of morons.but hate the show about/around it.

:rolleyes:
:p

:p

will you two stop doing that?

I abosolutely love an English accent. Tribes of Longton has a fantastic accent plus a super sexy voice., so I worship him regularly.

Scottish accents are also great.
Another one from the "Watcha Sound Like" thread?

will you two stop doing that?
:(

Well, i should've posted earlier about this ... but i find Whereyouthinkyougoing's cyberlisp pretty sexy. So does Ill Rufferto.
*nods emhatically*

Well, i should've posted earlier about this ... but i find Whereyouthinkyougoing's cyberlisp pretty sexy. So does Ill Rufferto.
*nods emhatically*
I hate it. I think she's sexier without it. Her funny sentence structure does it for me.;)

Another one from the "Watcha Sound Like" thread?


The same. I cant believe you havent searched for it yet to hear all the swell voices.


:(

:rolleyes:

The same. I cant believe you havent searched for it yet to hear all the swell voices.
If I catch up fast enough, I certainly intend to.

:rolleyes:
Don't you love me anymore?:(

If I catch up fast enough, I certainly intend to.


Don't you love me anymore?:(


Of course. I was just falling in line with the smiley thing silly.

I hate it. I think she's sexier without it. Her funny sentence structure does it for me.;)
Well, her threats are actually the best part, indeed the twist of the knife. Of course her sentence structure is great too, but you gotta admit that the cyberlisp is a pretty unique perk.

All of you are going to hell.

All of you are going to hell.
Scratch that.

Only FD is going to hell.

Scratch that.

Only FD is going to hell.

Woot.

Of course. I was just falling in line with the smiley thing silly.
But you asked us to stop, didn't you my dear?:(

Well, her threats are actually the best part, indeed the twist of the knife. Of course her sentence structure is great too, but you gotta admit that the cyberlisp is a pretty unique perk.
It is indeed unique, but I still don't like it. And her threats are the best, but she always has the sentence structure when she makes them. The things are intertwined.

All of you are going to hell.
Yay, home!:D

Scratch that.

Only FD is going to hell.
Good, 'cause as much as I'd like to bring y'all home, I hate crowds.

Woot.
I'm glad you approve.:)

It is indeed unique, but I still don't like it. And her threats are the best, but she always has the sentence structure when she makes them. The things are intertwined.
True. She's a living tapestry.
Twisting and turning and somewhat reminding me of Johnny from Airplane!
Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister!

True. She's a living tapestry.
Twisting and turning and somewhat reminding me of Johnny from Airplane!
"How bad is it?"
"O God, O God, we're all gonna die."
:D

"How bad is it?"
"O God, O God, we're all gonna die."
:D
Exactly. :cool:

Exactly. :cool:
She really is great, though. I wonder if she'll ever see this....How long is she supposed to be away?

She really is great, though. I wonder if she'll ever see this....How long is she supposed to be away?
Longer than i expected ... perhaps (perish the thought) she has a ... REAL LIFE? :eek:

I left enough little script seeds to get a thorough assault whenever she gets back. Perhaps she's up in the woods with Ladamesansmerci??? ;)
The Sasquatch tag-team.

Longer than i expected ... perhaps (perish the thought) she has a ... REAL LIFE? :eek:

I left enough little script seeds to get a thorough assault whenever she gets back. Perhaps she's up in the woods with Ladamesansmerci??? ;)
The Sasquatch tag-team.
:eek: No! It can't be! *perishes the thought*

Maybe she is the Sasquatch?:eek:

Maybe she is the Sasquatch?:eek:I'd feel ... a little weird about that.
But i could adjust.

I'd feel ... a little weird about that.
But i could adjust.
I don't mean that she's big and hairy. It's dark when she comes out of that cave. Anyone might think that with her bearing down on them with the daemonic red eyes and flashing fangs and all.

I don't mean that she's big and hairy. It's dark when she comes out of that cave. Anyone might think that with her bearing down on them with the daemonic red eyes and flashing fangs and all.
I really, REALLY want to sig this.
Maybe she will.
I'm gonna save it nonetheless.
:)

I really, REALLY want to sig this.
Maybe she will.
I'm gonna save it nonetheless.
:)
I'm going to save it as well. I hadn't expected to be as good as it was. One of those things you just have to read, methinks.

I'm going to save it as well. I hadn't expected to be as good as it was. One of those things you just have to read, methinks.
Agreed. :)

I don't mean that she's big and hairy. It's dark when she comes out of that cave. Anyone might think that with her bearing down on them with the daemonic red eyes and flashing fangs and all.
http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/dvv/asthanos.gif

Agreed. :)
Funny thing is that I didn't actually read it until you quoted it. :D

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/dvv/asthanos.gif
Nah, she's scarier. :(

:p

Funny thing is that I didn't actually read it until you quoted it. :D
That would explain the semi-cryptic nature of your response, then. Still funny.

I Want Pie God Damit!!

Because i am smitten?Yes and no.
Someone is +1ing!

Someone is +1ing!
Whats +1?

You clearly do not understand the craft of +1, grasshopper.Nope...I'm a noob, thank you.
Newb called himself a n00b!!!:sniper:

Whats +1?
I created a monster, cause nobody wants to hear about the things you talk about in your living room.
*Doesn't know Eminems actual lyrics*:(

I created a monster, cause nobody wants to hear about the things you talk about in your living room.
*Doesn't know Eminems actual lyrics*:(

:eek:

You forgot the sexiest language. Spanish.

That would explain the semi-cryptic nature of your response, then. Still funny.
Quite.

Someone is +1ing!
http://www.aspsmiley.com/smiley/smilies/whistling.gif

Whats +1?
+1

Newb called himself a n00b!!!:sniper:
*coughHerselfcough*

+1
Hah, I just checked wiki to see what it said about +1, and look what I found:

This article discusses the number one. For the year AD 1, see 1. For other uses of 1, see 1 (disambiguation)

This made me laugh.

Whats +1?

That is adding one to a post count while adding nothing of value to a thread.

Yes! Exactly! Agree 100%. Dutch guys speaking German make me melt. They're so... cute. :p

But Dutch itself is even more guttural than German, and maybe even more than Swiss German. Even though somebody Dutch on here (Thriceaddict, I think) recently said somewhere that German was more guttural than Dutch, but he's obviously completely deluded. :p


You think Dutch is guttural? Try Afrikaans! It's a language that's derived from Dutch, German and a few other European languages. Mainly Dutch though and it's spoken excusively by Afrikaans South Africans.

I'll end it with a truly Afrikaans - English quote: We can like to talk funny! :D

Hah, I just checked wiki to see what it said about +1, and look what I found:



This made me laugh.
LOL You're so pathetic.

......

+1

That is adding one to a post count while adding nothing of value to a thread.
Don't be silly! It adds length, and therefore life....and death, to a thread.

+1

LOL You're so pathetic.

......

+1
:D

Don't be silly! It adds length, and therefore life....and death, to a thread.

That is what hair weaves do to hair.
plus ones just....well ...nothing really.

+1
:D

:D
;)

That is what hair weaves do to hair.
plus ones just....well ...nothing really.
Indeed.

Hah, I just checked wiki to see what it said about +1, and look what I found:



This made me laugh.
You took me out of your sig.. :eek:

Why? :(

[/-1 ego]

You took me out of your sig.. :eek:

Why? :(

[/-1 ego]
'Cause you suck!:p

:eek: No! It can't be! *perishes the thought*

Maybe she is the Sasquatch?:eek:
No, the Sasquatch has a man voice. We heard him outside our tent. Apparently he's stalking my tent-mate.

NOSSINK!!! beetz ze teutonik tscharm of ze tscherman acktzent.

Russky!!

Ya hachu kupeet ahdin koshka!!

Shto govorish?

Brooklyn. Nothing else needs to be said.

No, the Sasquatch has a man voice. We heard him outside our tent. Apparently he's stalking my tent-mate.
Wasn't me, then. I'd be stalking y....I mean, Pffshaw! Stalking's for losers.