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I agree with that stance. :p Sorry to all the guys on NS, I know how much you wanted me at least once. :D
Damn! Just when I thought I had a chance!;)
Are you sure there isn't something I could say (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11166568&postcount=423) say to change your mind?:D

It doesn't feel right.

Damn! Just when I thought I had a chance!;)
Are you sure there isn't something I could say (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11166568&postcount=423) say to change your mind?:D

Nope. But chocolate always helps... ;)

Nope. But chocolate always helps... ;)
Chocolate it is.
*buys lots of expensive chocolates*
For you.;)

Chocolate it is.
*buys lots of expensive chocolates*
For you.;)

Well thank you. Now I must really be going to bed. I shall return tomorrow. Hopefully.

Damn! Just when I thought I had a chance!;)
Are you sure there isn't something I could say (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11166568&postcount=423) say to change your mind?:D
What's this? Only the second time you have brought that up? I'm surprised you havn't sigged it yet...:rolleyes:

Well thank you. Now I must really be going to bed. I shall return tomorrow. Hopefully.
Hopefully, indeed.

What's this? Only the second time you have brought that up? I'm surprised you havn't sigged it yet...:rolleyes:
I probably will. I've got a couple things to add to my sig now. It is time to consider redesigning my signature format.

I probably will. I've got a couple things to add to my sig now. It is time to consider redesigning my signature format.
I suppose there is room in my sig to add to it. I'll have to wait until someone says something clever or amusing...

*Prods FD* Go on then, talk!

*Prods FD* Go on then, talk!

One is reminded of the Coyote jumping up and down on the trigger of an ACME trap after the Roadrunner failed to trip it.

One is reminded of the Coyote jumping up and down on the trigger of an ACME trap after the Roadrunner failed to trip it.
*Looks slightly confused* Oh well, I guess I'll just have to stalk him until he does post something I can sig. This is great, I now have another reason to follow him constantly. Besides from being after his huge ''wallet'' of course...

FD is offline. I might as well get some more sleep now so I can pester him for casual sex later...

*Looks slightly confused* Oh well, I guess I'll just have to stalk him until he does post something I can sig. This is great, I now have another reason to follow him constantly. Besides from being after his huge ''wallet'' of course...

Is that the bulge in his trousers youve been eyeballing?

I suppose there is room in my sig to add to it. I'll have to wait until someone says something clever or amusing...

*Prods FD* Go on then, talk!
No pressure, eh?;) You'll just have to wait for it. I'll prolly say just the thing you're looking for when you aren't on or least expect it.

One is reminded of the Coyote jumping up and down on the trigger of an ACME trap after the Roadrunner failed to trip it.

Hey, no talking like I do immediately after reading a CJ Cherryh book! One does not appreciate it! :D

One is reminded of the Coyote jumping up and down on the trigger of an ACME trap after the Roadrunner failed to trip it.
So you think whatever I say will grind her into the earth while I make my escape?;)

FD is offline. I might as well get some more sleep now so I can pester him for casual sex later...
*waits patiently for BritSter's pestering*;)

Hey, no talking like I do immediately after reading a CJ Cherryh book! One does not appreciate it! :D
This one does.:D

This one does.:D

You lose! You aren't talking right.

You lose! You aren't talking right.
I said I appreciate it, not that I enjoyed speaking as such. One would see as much were one not so involved in spamming other threads.:p

I said I appreciate it, not that I enjoyed speaking as such. One would see as much were one not so involved in spamming other threads.:p

One knows what you are saying, one just says that you lose because you said this wrong! Loser! *playfully smacks over head*
And you did it wrong again! (To do this properly, replace "I" with "one" and say the rest normally. So, initially you should have said "one does" and now you should have said "one said that one appreciates it, not that one enjoys speaking as such. You would see as much if you were not so involved in spamming other threads.")

One knows what you are saying, one just says that you lose because you said this wrong! Loser! *playfully smacks over head*
And you did it wrong again! (To do this properly, replace "I" with "one" and say the rest normally. So, initially you should have said "one does" and now you should have said "one said that one appreciates it, not that one enjoys speaking as such. You would see as much if you were not so involved in spamming other threads.")
Ach, you missed the point again.
*gives up*

Ach, you missed the point again.
*gives up*

Well, one knows that you don't care to speak right.

Well, one knows that you don't care to speak right.
I see how it is. Follow these instructions very carefully: open foot; insert mouth.

I see how it is. Follow these instructions very carefully: open foot; insert mouth.

No...that's the way you do it... :p

No...that's the way you do it... :p

Exactly!

No...that's the way you do it... :p
For a man of your age, with doubtlessly extensive experience, you don't seem to know very much about these things. That's the way it must be done, else one has not followed the instructions.:p

For a man of your age, with doubtlessly extensive experience, you don't seem to know very much about these things. That's the way it must be done, else one has not followed the instructions.:p

You really need to stop harping on my age, mate. :p

Exactly!
So much for yesterday's precious kitty. Now you're an obnoxious bitch.:rolleyes:
*regrets sarcastic statement*

You really need to stop harping on my age, mate. :p

Dare I ask what you two's ages are, since you guys seem to have a thing about the difference? What is it - one month? :)

You really need to stop harping on my age, mate. :p
Then enough with the "leghumping." :p

So much for yesterday's precious kitty. Now you're an obnoxious bitch.:rolleyes:
*regrets sarcastic statement*

Hey, you're the one who became obnoxious first. Kitties often react similarly to the treatment they receive.

You should.

Dare I ask what you two's ages are, since you guys seem to have a thing about the difference? What is it - one month? :)
His is nearly my lifetime again.

Hey, you're the one who became obnoxious first. Kitties often react similarly to the treatment they receive.

You should.
I'm always obnoxious. That isn't new. Besides, I was being relatively nice before.
Oh, I don't regret it for insulting you.

So much for yesterday's precious kitty. Now you're an obnoxious bitch.:rolleyes:
*regrets sarcastic statement*

:eek:

Dude...dial it back a notch, will ya? Yeesh...

Dare I ask what you two's ages are, since you guys seem to have a thing about the difference? What is it - one month? :)

I turn 34 next week. Fascist D's a little punk-assed kid. :p

:eek:

Dude...dial it back a notch, will ya? Yeesh...
I intend to. Sorry, P&P. Just a little moody today. I'll try to be a little kinder in the near future.

I intend to. Sorry, P&P. Just a little moody today. I'll try to be a little kinder in the near future.

That's a good li'l boy. ;)

I turn 34 next week. Fascist D's a little punk-assed kid. :p
She should know mine. I told her I graduated high school almost a month ago.

That's a good li'l boy. ;)
The one mood I'm not in is one for your crap.

The one mood I'm not in is one for your crap.

Whoa...the little kitty claws are out! :D

Whoa...the little kitty claws are out! :D
Yeah, well when this (http://www.asmodeus.free-online.co.uk/images/sales/borg.jpg) happens, what do you expect?:p

Yeah, well when this (http://www.asmodeus.free-online.co.uk/images/sales/borg.jpg) happens, what do you expect?:p


LOL

http://www.writingshop.ws/assets/images/Borg-Intro.jpg

LOL

http://www.writingshop.ws/assets/images/Borg-Intro.jpg
Stolen!:D

LOL

http://www.writingshop.ws/assets/images/Borg-Intro.jpg

*Hi-fives*

W00T! Borg!

*flees back into geeky little world*

*Looks slightly confused* Oh well, I guess I'll just have to stalk him until he does post something I can sig. This is great, I now have another reason to follow him constantly. Besides from being after his huge ''wallet'' of course...

Do they have Roadrunner cartoons where you are?

Do they have Roadrunner cartoons where you are?

Yes. Your point? :confused:

*Hi-fives*

W00T! Borg!

*flees back into geeky little world*
*Assimilates Cluichstan* :cool:

What is your view on casual sex?

Its the greatest thing since sliced bread. Period.

*Looks slightly confused* Oh well, I guess I'll just have to stalk him until he does post something I can sig. This is great, I now have another reason to follow him constantly. Besides from being after his huge ''wallet'' of course...
A legend is born... My work here is done :D

(So now I'm only hanging about for the fun stuff :) )

Yeah, well when this (http://www.asmodeus.free-online.co.uk/images/sales/borg.jpg) happens, what do you expect?:p
*Assimilates Fascist D*









*Assimilates Fascist D's wallet in a seperate operation*

(You didn't see that one coming, did you now? :p)
:)

I intend to. Sorry, P&P. Just a little moody today. I'll try to be a little kinder in the near future.

Thanks. Calling me a bitch was a bit much.
Hope you feel better.

Whoa...the little kitty claws are out! :D

No, no, I'm the kitty.

And yes, I'm back from my thingy.

I only have casual sex with cows.

I only have casual sex with cows.

Yes, but do you call them afterwards? ;)

Yes, but do you call them afterwards? ;)

No. That's what makes it casual.

Yes, but do you call them afterwards? ;)
Or does she just... not tip them over? :confused:

No, no, I'm the kitty.

And yes, I'm back from my thingy.
*Pets kitty*

*Pats kitty*

*purrs*

*purrs*
Cute kitty :p

At least you don't mess about with cows :)

Cute kitty :p

At least you don't mess about with cows :)

*licks hand*

*licks hand*
:eek:
Have you learned that from the cow or the cat?

:eek:
Have you learned that from the cow or the cat?

I'm being a kitty, jeez. Cats lick hands all the time.

*playfully/gently nips hand because Gravlen is being ridiculous*

I'm being a kitty, jeez. Cats lick hands all the time.

*playfully/gently nips hand because Gravlen is being ridiculous*
You never know, so I had to ask ;)

I like cats
*pets some more*

You never know, so I had to ask ;)

I like cats
*pets some more*

cats are my favorite animal - can you guess? ;)
*purrs more, goes onto back and begs for tummy rub, unlike usual*

cats are my favorite animal - can you guess? ;)
*purrs more, goes onto back and begs for tummy rub, unlike usual*
I have to admit, there were some hints to that fact :p

I've lived with two cats, but I've never had any of my own. (Good times... :) )

*Rubs tummy, just the way Pride and Prejudice likes it*
:D

I have to admit, there were some hints to that fact :p

I've lived with two cats, but I've never had any of my own. (Good times... :) )

*Rubs tummy, just the way Pride and Prejudice likes it*
:D

First cat was a family cat, second is my own little Clarabelle... who is sleeping just a little to my left at the moment.
*purrs, licks hand, flops in Gravlen's lap and demands head scratching*

Speaking of cats.. I just had good chinese food.

Im totally against casual sex. however, its a completely personal preference. curisous... I Am waondering what everyone else's definition for casual sex is. is casual sex the "hookup eith that person they met at the bar"? or is casual sex just mean "not married sex"? apparently it does mean different things for different people

Im totally against casual sex. however, its a completely personal preference. curisous... I Am waondering what everyone else's definition for casual sex is. is casual sex the "hookup eith that person they met at the bar"? or is casual sex just mean "not married sex"? apparently it does mean different things for different people

I always thought it meant the first. The second is premarital sex.

First cat was a family cat, second is my own little Clarabelle... who is sleeping just a little to my left at the moment.
*purrs, licks hand, flops in Gravlen's lap and demands head scratching*
Aaaaaw, I'm a sucker for small, sleeping kittens (and cats) :)

*Scratches head and under chin*

Aaaaaw, I'm a sucker for small, sleeping kittens (and cats) :)

*Scratches head and under chin*

So am I.

*purrs insanely*

Because it's a sin, right?
There's only one sin that you must be aware of....opposite/hypotenuse. :D

There's only one sin that you must be aware of....opposite/hypotenuse. :D

XD That's the RIGHT way to make a math joke!

So am I.

*purrs insanely*
:D

C U T E !

Well, I'm going to pretend I'm one of them, and purr myself to some sleep ;)

Take care & have fun :)
:fluffle:

:D

C U T E !

Well, I'm going to pretend I'm one of them, and purr myself to some sleep ;)

Take care & have fun :)
:fluffle:

Okay, you have that catnap, you new purrer, you. :fluffle:

*Hi-fives*

W00T! Borg!

*flees back into geeky little world*
Hey! This is my world! Yours is the next quadrant over.;)

*Assimilates Fascist D*









*Assimilates Fascist D's wallet in a seperate operation*

(You didn't see that one coming, did you now? :p)
:)
Didn't you read the thing? I've already been assimilated.
*assimilates Gravlen's family and friends*

And no, I certainly didn't see that coming.:D

Thanks. Calling me a bitch was a bit much.
Hope you feel better.
Yes, it was. And I do regret it still. The good news is that I always react badly to some situation in all my relationships. Now that that's over, everything should be better than before.

And I'm not feeling better now, just a bit more distracted. Thank you for your concern. Even if it is more for your sake than mine.:p

No pressure, eh?;) You'll just have to wait for it. I'll prolly say just the thing you're looking for when you aren't on or least expect it.
It's alright. I'll just go back and read all your posts and I'll copy them and put them on word and then print them all off and stick them all over my walls. Then when I go to bed, I'll...never mind.

And I'm not feeling better now, just a bit more distracted. Thank you for your concern. Even if it is more for your sake than mine.:p

:( Aw... *pats head*
How is it more for my sake???

*waits patiently for BritSter's pestering*;)
Oh Fascist Dominion! There is nothing I'd rather do than have casual sex with you. *Gets down on knees and begs FD for sex*

A legend is born... My work here is done :D

(So now I'm only hanging about for the fun stuff :) )

Are the rumors true that you have actually seen FDs ''wallet''?

sex sex sex; how fun you are in almost any circumstance at all :)

It's alright. I'll just go back and read all your posts and I'll copy them and put them on word and then print them all off and stick them all over my walls. Then when I go to bed, I'll...never mind.
Good plan. I keep quality posts and the like listed in a Word document. So what was it you'll do when you go to bed?;)

:( Aw... *pats head*
How is it more for my sake???
To keep me from insulting you further, of course.:D Unless you genuinely care, in which case we both benefit equally.

Good plan. I keep quality posts and the like listed in a Word document. So what was it you'll do when you go to bed?;)
Err...sleep. That's is what I always do when I go to bed. I immediately fall asleep and have innocent dreams about...kitties.

Oh Fascist Dominion! There is nothing I'd rather do than have casual sex with you. *Gets down on knees and begs FD for sex*
Yes, yes, we all know about that (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11166568&postcount=423). ;)

Err...sleep. That's is what I always do when I go to bed. I immediately fall asleep and have innocent dreams about...kitties.

Kitty!

Err...sleep. That's is what I always do when I go to bed. I immediately fall asleep and have innocent dreams about...kitties.
Yes, of course.;)

Yes, yes, we all know about that (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11166568&postcount=423). ;)
What's that now? The third time you've linked to that? Or have I missed any?
You really need to sig it, that way you can rub it in peoples faces even more...

What's that now? The third time you've linked to that? Or have I missed any?
You really need to sig it, that way you can rub it in peoples faces even more...
I know. And I shall. But the time is not quite right. For now, it shall serve on special occasions.

I know. And I shall. But the time is not quite right. For now, it shall serve on special occasions.

Like when you are trying to get BritSter in your pants? :D

Like when you are trying to get BritSter in your pants? :D
More like when she's trying to sneak into my pants.:rolleyes: ;)

More like when she's trying to sneak into my pants.:rolleyes: ;)

Well, if you don't want her there, why on Earth would you use that post, hmm? XD

Well, if you don't want her there, why on Earth would you use that post, hmm? XD
I never said I didn't like her there, just that she's the one who initiates such activity as might place her there.

More like when she's trying to sneak into my pants.:rolleyes: ;)
I'm not sneaking into your pants. I'm making it very clear what I want. I don't know how I would manage to sneak into somebodys pants. Let me think on that for a moment...

I'm not sneaking into your pants. I'm making it very clear what I want. I don't know how I would manage to sneak into somebodys pants. Let me think on that for a moment...

Well, you sneak into their house, open their dresser, pull out a pair of pants, and enter them. Sneakily. :D

Well, you sneak into their house, open their dresser, pull out a pair of pants, and enter them. Sneakily. :D
I suppose, but I'm looking for more of a challenge. I'm trying to get in the pants he is currently wearing.

*Shoots FD with tranquilliser dart. Sneaks up in an attempt to steal his pants...*

I'm not sneaking into your pants. I'm making it very clear what I want. I don't know how I would manage to sneak into somebodys pants. Let me think on that for a moment...
It's all part of your ploy to make me think you really don't because no one would be so overt with such desires. Somehow, you'll manage to think of a way.

I suppose, but I'm looking for more of a challenge. I'm trying to get in the pants he is currently wearing.

*Shoots FD with tranquilliser dart. Sneaks up in an attempt to steal his pants...*
No good. I'm not wearing pants. Unless you meant the pants I'm not wearing. In which case, please don't take those. I only have one other pair.

No good. I'm not wearing pants. Unless you meant the pants I'm not wearing. In which case, please don't take those. I only have one other pair.

BritSter, you take one, I take the other. That way, he has no pants! And we're both in his pants... ;)

BritSter, you take one, I take the other. That way, he has no pants! And we're both in his pants... ;)
And not in any favorable way.:( Oh well, guess I'll just have to take them off of you before you leave, stranding you here with no pants.

And not in any favorable way.:( Oh well, guess I'll just have to take them off of you before you leave, stranding you here with no pants.

Nonsense. You've been tranquilized. You can't do anything.

Besides, you really think I came here without pants on? Hahaha, no.

Nonsense. You've been tranquilized. You can't do anything.

Besides, you really think I came here without pants on? Hahaha, no.
well, I almost came here with my pants on. :(


;)

Nonsense. You've been tranquilized. You can't do anything.

Besides, you really think I came here without pants on? Hahaha, no.
"I got better." She used the wrong one and it wore off too soon.

But I took all the pants. Yours as well.
*tosses P&P's pants into fireproof safe*

well, I almost came here with my pants on. :(


;)
Must be a guy thing.;)

Must be a guy thing.;)
actually, it's easier for girls than guys...



or so I've heard.

"I got better." She used the wrong one and it wore off too soon.

But I took all the pants. Yours as well.
*tosses P&P's pants into fireproof safe*

*sits down and stretches out on couch* Did you want my shirt too, since I've already taken that off once for the day?

actually, it's easier for girls than guys...



or so I've heard.
Not wearing pants? Yes, I imagine it is easier for them. They have so many more options.

Or so I speculate.

*sits down and stretches out on couch* Did you want my shirt too, since I've already taken that off once for the day?
*shrugs* Might as well.
*adds shirt to fireproof safe*

*shrugs* Might as well.
*adds shirt to fireproof safe*

You should know that I'm a light sleeper.
*stretches, curls up, and falls asleep*

You should know that I'm a light sleeper.
*stretches, curls up, and falls asleep*
Doesn't matter. I'll keep the key in hand. And I don't really feel like sleeping this morning.

Doesn't matter. I'll keep the key in hand. And I don't really feel like sleeping this morning.

No, that was just to make sure you don't do anything bad. Go ahead and keep the clothes.

No, that was just to make sure you don't do anything bad. Go ahead and keep the clothes.
so he can do anything, just not be bad at it? :D

so he can do anything, just not be bad at it? :D

........

hrm... tempting...

No, that was just to make sure you don't do anything bad. Go ahead and keep the clothes.
Oh. I would never consider it. There is no honor in rape. All humans are too sacred/worthless for that.
*burns clothes as sacrifice to the gods*
Have fun walking home in your undergarments. Nice bra, btw.:p

so he can do anything, just not be bad at it? :D
Well, I don't have any experience, so it's best not to chance it.;)

Oh. I would never consider it. There is no honor in rape. All humans are too sacred/worthless for that.
*burns clothes as sacrifice to the gods*
Have fun walking home in your undergarments. Nice bra, btw.:p

Same one as before, and I rather like it, thank you. And what makes you think that you aren't driving me home when I feel like leaving, hmm?

*continues sleeping on couch*

........

hrm... tempting...
I really should sig this. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11166568&postcount=423)

Same one as before, and I rather like it, thank you. And what makes you think that you aren't driving me home when I feel like leaving, hmm?

*continues sleeping on couch*
I noticed. It is an aesthetically appealing one. Eh, no money for the long trip and my car isn't exactly in working order.

See you when you wake up. It's my turn to leave for a little RL sleep. G'night and pleasant dreams.

I noticed. It is an aesthetically appealing one. Eh, no money for the long trip and my car isn't exactly in working order.

See you when you wake up. It's my turn to leave for a little RL sleep. G'night and pleasant dreams.

Goodnight, and I was actually about to leave for RL sleep too, so, good timing.

Are the rumors true that you have actually seen FDs ''wallet''?
Thank you. That is an important question, I'm glad you asked it. However, at the present time and given the current situation, I unfortunately cannot confirm nor deny the factual correctness of these rumors. It wouldn't be prudent of me, so I'm afraid I have to decline to comment further upon this issue today.

Any other questions? Jim?

Thank you. That is an important question, I'm glad you asked it. However, at the present time and given the current situation, I unfortunately cannot confirm nor deny the factual correctness of these rumors. It wouldn't be prudent of me, so I'm afraid I have to decline to comment further upon this issue today.

Any other questions? Jim?

I have heard that FDs ''wallet'' is the most impressive there is.

Is it true that he lets certain people stroke his ''wallet''?

I have heard that FDs ''wallet'' is the most impressive there is.

Is it true that he lets certain people stroke his ''wallet''?
No, see, this is -- this is a way that --

Again, I'm not going to tell you anything in terms of details. It would be irresponsible. My position is simple, I neither can or will comment on this issue at the present time. You would have to direct your question to Fascist Dominion if you want more information, but we can't go any further in this line of questioning here today.

And I won't -- However, I will repeat that I will not confirm nor deny any of these allegations here today.

Any other questions?

Myrth!

Goodnight, and I was actually about to leave for RL sleep too, so, good timing.
I do have good timing, but only when there isn't much benefit to it.

Sooo.........thought there would be a more graphic discussion going on.... a bit dissapointed I must admit.

Sooo.........thought there would be a more graphic discussion going on.... a bit dissapointed I must admit.
Nope. Not-so-subtle innuendo is as far as it goes with them.

Sooo.........thought there would be a more graphic discussion going on.... a bit dissapointed I must admit.
We play nicely :)

Though I can redirect you to a hot post made during another debate: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10987565&postcount=57
Knock yourself out with the graphics :p

We play nicely :)

Though I can redirect you to a hot post made during another debate: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10987565&postcount=57
Knock yourself out with the graphics :p

"I'll be in my bunk"

We play nicely :)

Though I can redirect you to a hot post made during another debate: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10987565&postcount=57
Knock yourself out with the graphics :p
:eek: I saw that thread in its infancy, but I never...how...how could...what...:eek:
*dies*

"I'll be in my bunk"
TWEETY!!
Hiya, Tweet-ums!;)
Long time, no spam.:fluffle:

TWEETY!!
Hiya, Tweet-ums!;)
Long time, no spam.:fluffle:

I've been busy! :(

But......FD!!!!

:fluffle:

I've been busy! :(

But......FD!!!!

:fluffle:
I've heard. The Lady has mentioned as much...and your losses at minesweeper.

Yes, Tweety?:fluffle:

:eek: I saw that thread in its infancy, but I never...how...how could...what...:eek:
*dies*
:D

Well, it was kinda what the thread was really about, wasn't it... You just had to read between the lines, real deep, and you would find the hidden meaning pressed in between the sweaty posts. ;)

I've been busy! :(

But......FD!!!!

:fluffle:
So much to do, so little time to do it?

I've heard. The Lady has mentioned as much...and your losses at minesweeper.

Yes, Tweety?:fluffle:

Did the Lady care to mention her own losses at minesweeper?

It's just good to see you FD. :D :fluffle:

:D

Well, it was kinda what the thread was really about, wasn't it... You just had to read between the lines, real deep, and you would find the hidden meaning pressed in between the sweaty posts. ;)
Yeah, in hindsight, the whole thread started with a phallic atmosphere.:D

We play nicely :)

Though I can redirect you to a hot post made during another debate: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10987565&postcount=57
Knock yourself out with the graphics :p

there ya go.......now can somebody make me a sandwich?

Did the Lady care to mention her own losses at minesweeper?

It's just good to see you FD. :D :fluffle:
No, she didn't. No reason for her to mention that.;)

Yeah, it is good to see me.:p But it's better to see you.:fluffle:

I like to at least know who it is, however, no, casual sex doe not particularly concern me.

there ya go.......now can somebody make me a sandwich?
Just a casual sandwich??? :eek: What kind of person do you think I am? Really!:mad: I bet you think I'd remove the crust for you even. And you're not even planning to call me afterwards, are you!

*Cries*

Just a casual sandwich??? :eek: What kind of person do you think I am? Really!:mad: I bet you think I'd remove the crust for you even. And you're not even planning to call me afterwards, are you!

*Cries*

:fluffle:

Gravlen, we all know you like giant sandwiches much better anyways...

:fluffle:

Gravlen, we all know you like giant sandwiches much better anyways...
No. Response. Just. Laughter!!

http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/atomrofl.gif

:fluffle:

Gravlen, we all know you like giant sandwiches much better anyways...
:fluffle:

Yes... And chocolate. Even casual chocolate.

*Eats chocolate*
Want some?

Mmm... Chocolate :fluffle:

:fluffle:

Yes... And chocolate. Even casual chocolate.

*Eats chocolate*
Want some?

Mmm... Chocolate :fluffle:
Nah, I'm good. I've got box of really old cookies, and the one I'm eating now has chocolate icing on it. That's all the chocolate I need for the day. Not too fond of chocolate.

Not too fond of chocolate.
:eek:

*Cue soundtrack from showerscene in "Psyco"*


HERETIC!!!

:eek:

*Cue soundtrack from showerscene in "Psyco"*


HERETIC!!!
I'm fine with being a heretic. Just don't like chocolate much. Except when it's around a caramel core (i.e. Milk Duds).

*drools*

I'm fine with being a heretic. Just don't like chocolate much. Except when it's around a caramel core (i.e. Milk Duds).

*drools*
Just a small schism, then. I shall accept this. :cool:

Milk duds?

Just a small schism, then. I shall accept this. :cool:

Milk duds?
Yes, Milk Duds. (http://www.hersheys.com/products/details/milkduds.asp)
http://www.candyxpress.com/productimages/candyandcandybars/Milk%20Duds%2024%20count.JPG

Yes, Milk Duds. (http://www.hersheys.com/products/details/milkduds.asp)
http://www.candyxpress.com/productimages/candyandcandybars/Milk%20Duds%2024%20count.JPG
I was offering some ;) They are acceptable, since there is chocolate.

And it was good.

*munches milk duds*

I was offering some ;) They are acceptable, since there is chocolate.

And it was good.

*munches milk duds*
Urm...you don't munch Milk Duds...
And thank you. Don't mind if I do. I ran out several days ago. Got a large box of smaller boxes for Christmas.:D
*takes Milk Duds*

Urm...you don't munch Milk Duds...
And thank you. Don't mind if I do. I ran out several days ago. Got a large box of smaller boxes for Christmas.:D
*takes Milk Duds*

Yeah, it's hard to munch Milk Duds.

FD doesn't like chocolate... oh dear...

Yeah, it's hard to munch Milk Duds.

FD doesn't like chocolate... oh dear...
No, I don't like much chocolate. I can handle a little. Unless it's Milk Duds. Then I can handle a lot. That's okay, though. More for you.:)

No, I don't like much chocolate. I can handle a little. Unless it's Milk Duds. Then I can handle a lot. That's okay, though. More for you.:)

I suppose so, but it does make it hard to raid your pantry and cupboards and fridge and all that to find chocolate, now, doesn't it? It makes it hard for me to sleep over and wake up wanting chocolate.

I suppose so, but it does make it hard to raid your pantry and cupboards and fridge and all that to find chocolate, now, doesn't it? It makes it hard for me to sleep over and wake up wanting chocolate.
I never said I didn't have any. Just that I don't like eating much at once. You sure you don't want your pants back?;)

I never said I didn't have any. Just that I don't like eating much at once. You sure you don't want your pants back?;)

Didn't you burn them? *rummages through fridge for Nutella*

Didn't you burn them? *rummages through fridge for Nutella*
Oh, yeah. I forgot. Sorry 'bout that.;)

Oh, yeah. I forgot. Sorry 'bout that.;)

Oh, it's perfectly fine - now you're just going to have to go buy me a gorgeous dress instead. You know, the practically $400 type. :D

Oh, it's perfectly fine - now you're just going to have to go buy me a gorgeous dress instead. You know, the practically $400 type. :D
Money is no object to me. Because I don't have any.:p But if I must, I suppose I could manage something. But you are going to have to make it worth it. I'd like to see what you look like so I have some idea what sort of dress would suit you best.

Money is no object to me. Because I don't have any.:p But if I must, I suppose I could manage something. But you are going to have to make it worth it. I'd like to see what you look like so I have some idea what sort of dress would suit you best.

I still haven't learned how to get pictures up here without having to use some sort of website thingy, and I don't want to have to use some sort of website thingy. If you can help me with that, I have one in mind already...

I still haven't learned how to get pictures up here without having to use some sort of website thingy, and I don't want to have to use some sort of website thingy. If you can help me with that, I have one in mind already...
Weeellll, if you really want to post it in the thread, you could click the insert image button. It's the yellow button with a mountain silhouette on it. Just to the left of the one that looks like a piece of parchment. Or you can send it to me via email or somesuch. Up to you.

Weeellll, if you really want to post it in the thread, you could click the insert image button. It's the yellow button with a mountain silhouette on it. Just to the left of the one that looks like a piece of parchment. Or you can send it to me via email or somesuch. Up to you.

The button demanded a URL the last time I tried it. *tries it again* Still requires a URL. Seems like email may be necessary, although I'm sure other people would like the pic too. I know they did at one time...

*decides against the Nutella and grabs the peppermint ice cream from the freezer instead.*

The button demanded a URL the last time I tried it. *tries it again* Still requires a URL. Seems like email may be necessary, although I'm sure other people would like the pic too. I know they did at one time...

*decides against the Nutella and grabs the peppermint ice cream from the freezer instead.*
Oh, so you don't have it hosted? Yeah, that will require email or IM.

Good choice. Whose freezer?

Oh, so you don't have it hosted? Yeah, that will require email or IM.

Good choice. Whose freezer?

Yeah, that's what I was saying about the website thingy.

Yours of course. I'm still over there. Plus, in RL, I finished that off yesterday. And I'm actually eating the Nutella.

Yeah, that's what I was saying about the website thingy.

Yours of course. I'm still over there. Plus, in RL, I finished that off yesterday. And I'm actually eating the Nutella.
Alright. Email or IM? Or email with the possibility of later IM?

My sister won't like that, but I can kill her for you, so no biggie.:D IRL, we don't actually have any ice cream. We're decreasing the freezer content to defrost it soon.

Alright. Email or IM? Or email with the possibility of later IM?

My sister won't like that, but I can kill her for you, so no biggie.:D IRL, we don't actually have any ice cream. We're decreasing the freezer content to defrost it soon.

Either one's fine by me because I finally got an email address that doesn't involve my name, and my IM has always not involved my name.

:eek: But... but... ice cream... *pouts* Uh-oh, peppermint ice cream fights. My favorite is actually peppermint fudge ripple, but meh, I like plain peppermint very much too. Actually, my favorite is a discontinued flavor from Baskin Robbins that doesn't involve peppermint in any way shape or form... but aside from that one...

Either one's fine by me because I finally got an email address that doesn't involve my name, and my IM has always not involved my name.

:eek: But... but... ice cream... *pouts* Uh-oh, peppermint ice cream fights. My favorite is actually peppermint fudge ripple, but meh, I like plain peppermint very much too. Actually, my favorite is a discontinued flavor from Baskin Robbins that doesn't involve peppermint in any way shape or form... but aside from that one...
Okay. The question then is which to use.
:)

Okay. The question then is which to use.
:)
Thought there was some white text here? Well GUESS AGAIN, BUB!

'Ellu'ellu'ellu, what's going on 'ere then?

Oh, you sneaky bastard. I'm on to you, you know... :D

Okay. The question then is which to use.
:)

Okay, er, IM I think... hope you agree.

:) Emailed you giving you my IM. I was initially going to give the picture that way, but it managed to show my name in the process, so I removed it and gave you my IM sn

*waits* Er... your domain name wasn't found...

Edit: *finds problem, fixes it* Okay, this should work...

*waits* Er... your domain name wasn't found...

Edit: *finds problem, fixes it* Okay, this should work...
I'm all *tingly* with excitement to see if this works out or not :)



...Yes, there isn't much else happening right now :p

I'm all *tingly* with excitement to see if this works out or not :)



...Yes, there isn't much else happening right now :p

Why, so that FD can show you my picture as well? Not like I'd have a problem....

I noticed. Rather annoying, that.

Why, so that FD can show you my picture as well? Not like I'd have a problem....
No, then I would have asked you for permission first. Common courtesy, in my opinion :)

I only said what I did because I didn't have much else to say, and there isn't a whole lot happening - so this is my only source of excitement right now! :cool:

No, then I would have asked you for permission first. Common courtesy, in my opinion :)

I only said what I did because I didn't have much else to say, and there isn't a whole lot happening - so this is my only source of excitement right now! :cool:

Good boy. Though as I said, I wouldn't mind.

Ah, makes sense. I've entered boring, pointless conversations while I wait. I mean, really, why do I care about how to make emo guys not emo? (Although I liked my answer anyway... though someone will probably kill me for it... -_-')

Good boy. Though as I said, I wouldn't mind.

Ah, makes sense. I've entered boring, pointless conversations while I wait. I mean, really, why do I care about how to make emo guys not emo? (Although I liked my answer anyway... though someone will probably kill me for it... -_-')
Force-feeding of Viagra?

Force-feeding of Viagra?

Nope - that this is why everyone should be female. :-D

Nope - that this is why everyone should be female. :-D
Oh.

...I don't think I'd like a world with people of only one gender. Soooo I'm not a fan of your solution, unfortunately :)


And I meant Prozac. Honestly. :p

Oh.

...I don't think I'd like a world with people of only one gender. Soooo I'm not a fan of your solution, unfortunately :)


And I meant Prozac. Honestly. :p

Well, you just need to become female. Then you'd be perfectly fine. With it. XD

Oh REALLY? :fluffle:

'Ellu'ellu'ellu, what's going on 'ere then?

Oh, you sneaky bastard. I'm on to you, you know... :D
On to what?
*whistles innocently*

Well, you just need to become female. Then you'd be perfectly fine. With it. XD

Oh REALLY? :fluffle:
:fluffle:
Really...

I'm still not convinced - I guess I have no choice but to conduct an experiment!
CALL IGOR! :cool:

On to what?
*whistles innocently*
Oh, nothing.

*Fastens electrodes on Fascist D*
Don't mind these electrodes, by the way. It is simply an experiment - and you came at just the right time ;)

I'm all *tingly* with excitement to see if this works out or not :)



...Yes, there isn't much else happening right now :p
LOL You really don't have much more of a life than I do, do you?:p

:fluffle:
Really...

I'm still not convinced - I guess I have no choice but to conduct an experiment!
CALL IGOR! :cool:

Ah, a female Gravlen... the world will become complete *sighs* :fluffle:

No such thing as casual sex :D

Oh, nothing.

*Fastens electrodes on Fascist D*
Don't mind these electrodes, by the way. It is simply an experiment - and you came at just the right time ;)
*electrodes melt*
Oops. Looks like you chose the wrong specimin.;)

Ah, a female Gravlen... the world will become complete *sighs* :fluffle:
It is possible one already exists. My "brother" tells me of a woman who seems to be a female model of me. Now I'm a bit curious to meet her and denounce his conclusion.

It is possible one already exists. My "brother" tells me of a woman who seems to be a female model of me. Now I'm a bit curious to meet her and denounce his conclusion.

Haha.

Who is this "brother"????

LOL You really don't have much more of a life than I do, do you?:p
I'm getting better... :(

Nah, it's OK I guess. I shan't complain :)

Ah, a female Gravlen... the world will become complete *sighs* :fluffle:
Why thank you :fluffle: It is indeed a compliment :)

And I will not destroy this beautiful illusion, so don't worry: Your dream shall stay safe :p
(What was it I once wrote? Never let the facts get in the way of an amusing post? The principle is applied here as well :D)

Haha.

Who is this "brother"????
Eh...why? You wouldn't know him, methinks.

Why thank you :fluffle: It is indeed a compliment :)

And I will not destroy this beautiful illusion, so don't worry: Your dream shall stay safe :p
(What was it I once wrote? Never let the facts get in the way of an amusing post? The principle is applied here as well :D)
I know exactly what it was you wrote.

*Warning: Post may contain facts, but the poster will not let facts get in the way of posting what is deemed most amusing at the time*

I'm getting better... :(

Nah, it's OK I guess. I shan't complain :)
*waits for Gravlen to start complaining*:p

Eh...why? You wouldn't know him, methinks.

:rolleyes: Basic idea, not names.

*electrodes melt*
Oops. Looks like you chose the wrong specimin.;)
Damn it! So I can't let you live as the only male in an enclosed area together with 99 different females then. Oh well :(

I know exactly what it was you wrote.
I knew you kept that somewhere :p

Why thank you :fluffle: It is indeed a compliment :)

And I will not destroy this beautiful illusion, so don't worry: Your dream shall stay safe :p
(What was it I once wrote? Never let the facts get in the way of an amusing post? The principle is applied here as well :D)

Who knows, maybe Gravlen is perfect enough that he can remain male.

:rolleyes: Basic idea, not names.
I told you he was a friend who is as dear to me and understands me as only a brother can. What more do you want to know?:confused:

Damn it! So I can't let you live as the only male in an enclosed area together with 99 different females then. Oh well :(
Yes. Yes, you can. I can be the entertainment that keeps them from trying to escape.:D

I told you he was a friend who is as dear to me and understands me as only a brother can. What more do you want to know?:confused:

You never said that to me. Thanks for the info.

I knew you kept that somewhere :p
It's on my list of sigworthy material. *nods*

Who knows, maybe Gravlen is perfect enough that he can remain male.
Maybe, just maybe... ;)
:fluffle:

You never said that to me. Thanks for the info.
I know I posted it somewhere...and you were there. But probably not until it was buried in more spam....Wait? You were there, methinks. I shall look to see if I might find it.

Maybe, just maybe... ;)
:fluffle:

Well, the gender isn't the issue for attraction, it's just the perfection. Women are perfect. Get over it. :D

But Gravlen... hmm... :fluffle:

Yes. Yes, you can. I can be the entertainment that keeps them from trying to escape.:D
Nah, I needed someone to discern whether or not it would be good to live in a world with only one gender... And you were a fitting candidate.

Now, we have to go back to the old giantic, bloatated, mutant lizard experiments instead. IGOR!!

Nah, I needed someone to discern whether or not it would be good to live in a world with only one gender... And you were a fitting candidate.

Now, we have to go back to the old giantic, bloatated, mutant lizard experiments instead. IGOR!!
Actually, it would be interesting to see if I, a lone male, could survive living with so many females without the presence of other males.

Well, the gender isn't the issue for attraction, it's just the perfection. Women are perfect. Get over it. :D

But Gravlen... hmm... :fluffle:
I beg to differ: Not all women are perfect. Case in point. (http://www.paris-hilton-hottest-pictures.com/paris_hilton086.jpg) So I cannot accept your generalisation, unfortunatly. :(

But you are pretty darn close to perfection yourself, if indeed you're not there already? :fluffle:

But you are pretty darn close to perfection yourself, if indeed you're not there already? :fluffle:
I'll tell you when I see the pic.:D

I beg to differ: Not all women are perfect. Case in point. (http://www.paris-hilton-hottest-pictures.com/paris_hilton086.jpg) So I cannot accept your generalisation, unfortunatly. :(

But you are pretty darn close to perfection yourself, if indeed you're not there already? :fluffle:

... I refuse to accept that she's a woman.

:D Of course I am! :fluffle:

I'll tell you when I see the pic.:D

Ah, well, that's only one style I enjoy using ;) You might like a different one... but I don't think I have any good pictures of those...

... I refuse to accept that she's a woman.

:D Of course I am! :fluffle:
Yeah, I was thinking Satanspawn....

Ah, well, that's only one style I enjoy using ;) You might like a different one... but I don't think I have any good pictures of those...
Maybe that's something you shall have to remedy?;)

Ah, well, that's only one style I enjoy using ;) You might like a different one... but I don't think I have any good pictures of those...
:eek:

:D

... I refuse to accept that she's a woman.

:D Of course I am! :fluffle:
Of course you are :fluffle: Didn't mean to sound doubtful ;)
*scratches behind ear*

:eek:

:D


Of course you are :fluffle: Didn't mean to sound doubtful ;)
*scratches behind ear*
Back to the kitty thing, eh?;)

Maybe that's something you shall have to remedy?;)

Maybe one of these days... I really should have a picture of that one because it is my favorite. ... Wait, this one isn't? Hm... okay... well, I like them both... and then there's that... and then... ;)

Of course you are :fluffle: Didn't mean to sound doubtful ;)
*scratches behind ear*

Good boy. :fluffle:

*purrs*

Maybe one of these days... I really should have a picture of that one because it is my favorite. ... Wait, this one isn't? Hm... okay... well, I like them both... and then there's that... and then... ;)
Perhaps another time.;) I don't know if I'll even be able to finish this one this time. I just hope it doesn't interrupt the download. It's approaching my anticipated limit and looks like it'll hold out beyond my expectations.

Good boy. :fluffle:

*purrs*
:fluffle:

Cute kitty :p
*Rubs tummy*

Back to the kitty thing, eh?;)
Never fails ;)

:fluffle:

Cute kitty :p
*Rubs tummy*


Never fails ;)

:fluffle:
*purrs*
Really doesn't...

********

Hopefully it will hold out. Only 90,000K left...

Hopefully it will hold out. Only 90,000K left...
One too many zeroes, darling.;)

One too many zeroes, darling.;)

It wasn't when I counted it before!

But then it was... :(

It wasn't when I counted it before!

But then it was... :(
LOL Happens to us all.;)

LOL Happens to us all.;)
That's what they all say... :D

That's what they all say... :D
Sssh! I'm trying not to insult her away!:D