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It's called the "CANADIANS ARE NICE!" method. Try it.

Hmm...Think maybe if we ship the girls to canada at birth then bring 'em back later, it might help?

HEY! Give us white folk a chance eh?
What are you complaining about? You've already got a bf!

You should feel loved. :fluffle: :D

Hooray! W00t!

Time to party!

Oh...wait..it's Easter. That means I have to see family. Damn God.

*shakes fist and turns head up towards sky* Damn you!

You should feel loved. :fluffle: :D

Indeed. :cool:

What are you complaining about? You've already got a bf!

*shrug* I was never much for monogamy anyways.

Oh, I like white girls too, in fact, like a stereotypical black guy (kid) I'm not even attracted to black girls. *shrug* Have you seen Terrorist Cakes? Eh? ^_^

Some black girls are just bad....I seen one with a dounut shaped BUTT. x-x I like my girls to be skinny and hot and smart.

What are you complaining about? You've already got a bf!

So, I still don't like this whole stereotype idea.

Only if its you or....*checks list* Anyone of these....*checks* Ah yes....here are the others. :X

How many of them are non-animated? :p

Some black girls are just bad....I seen one with a dounut shaped BUTT. x-x I like my girls to be skinny and hot and smart.

*shrug* I'm just not attracted to any of 'em. And apparently the only other similarity between the girls I find attractive is long hair. All other aspects are negotiable.

How many of them are non-animated? :p


Oooooooohhh...'Bena get burned! :p

How many of them are non-animated? :p
All of them. XD

Edit: I have a seperate list for those. XD

Hooray! W00t!

Time to party!

Oh...wait..it's Easter. That means I have to see family. Damn God.

*shakes fist and turns head up towards sky* Damn you!

yes, blame everything on God. What else do we need him for anyway? He's a wonderful scapegoat. :D

*shrug* I'm just not attracted to any of 'em. And apparently the only other similarity between the girls I find attractive is long hair. All other aspects are negotiable.

The Lady has long hair. :D

So, I still don't like this whole stereotype idea.

Besides, I haven't seen a picture of you. :p

The Lady has long hair. :D

And a Nirvana T-shirt of some sort :D

So, I still don't like this whole stereotype idea.

Sorry. I said I'd rather go see it with you above everybody else!

yes, blame everything on God. What else do we need him for anyway? He's a wonderful scapegoat. :D

Intelligent Falling. *nod*

You need to change the name of this thread from:

Western society is falling apart.

TO:

This thread is falling apart. :cool:
It's not falling apart, it's just... evolving in an interesting direction.

HEY! Give us white folk a chance eh?
Cue Barry White-music: All we are saying, is give white people a chance...

Besides, I haven't seen a picture of you. :p

you're not getting a pic out of her. I'm going to stop her before she even thinks about it.

Besides, I haven't seen a picture of you. :p

And that is the way it is staying, else the Gnome shall *smite* you. :D

The Lady has long hair. :D

What are you trying to do here, kat? *suspicious looks* I'm on to you!

What are you trying to do here, kat? *suspicious looks* I'm on to you!

...are not...

It's not falling apart, it's just... evolving in an interesting direction.

Cue Barry White-music: All we are saying, is give white people a chance...

HEAR HEAR! Now are you done with the floor or not? I need you to dust the basement next. :p

you're not getting a pic out of her. I'm going to stop her before she even thinks about it.

Curses, foiled again! *smoke puff*

...
>_>
I didn't actually want to escape, I just like the smoke.

And that is the way it is staying, else the Gnome shall *smite* you. :D

the Gnome = her bf
the bird = her bf

Am I missing anything?

And that is the way it is staying, else the Gnome shall *smite* you. :D

Ah...I see...This gnome...is a rather large person, yes?

...are not...

I'm not starting this again. :rolleyes:

And yes, I DO know what you're thinking. ESP powers, remember? :D

the Gnome = her bf
the bird = her bf

Am I missing anything?

Nope.

I'm not starting this again. :rolleyes:

And yes, I DO know what you're thinking. ESP powers, remember? :D

Hmm...ESP powers...That explains a...

Extra Sensory Perception, yes?

P.S. Wait, just what is she thinking?

Nope.

Wonderful. :D

HEAR HEAR! Now are you done with the floor or not? I need you to dust the basement next. :p
You are on a roll young lady!! :)

Ah...I see...This gnome...is a rather large person, yes?

What do you mean by 'large'.

*glare*

:D

You are on a roll young lady!! :)

Why thank you. :D *bows* Are you going to inspect this thread as well?

Hmm...ESP powers...That explains a...

Extra Sensory Perception, yes?

P.S. Wait, just what is she thinking?
ESP as in Extremely Sensitive Person?

What do you mean by 'large'.

*glare*

:D

Err...*cough* Over 6 feet-ish...180 or 200 some pounds maybe? DOes that need to be converted to metric?

Hmm...ESP powers...That explains a...

Extra Sensory Perception, yes?

P.S. Wait, just what is she thinking?

HA! Wouldn't you like to know? :D

Why thank you. :D *bows* Are you going to inspect this thread as well?
Naw....it is too disjointed for inspection!!

ESP as in Extremely Sensitive Person?

Extreme Sports Playing.

HA! Wouldn't you like to know? :D

Yes, now that you mention it, it does make for a curious statment...I wonder what she knows...

ESP as in Extremely Sensitive Person?

LMAO! Sorry, but my "sensitivity" is mostly used to read Tweet Tweet's mind...and occasionally other people's.

Err...*cough* Over 6 feet-ish...180 or 200 some pounds maybe? DOes that need to be converted to metric?

You are almost right. With the height, that is...but less in weight.

But even though I am trained in martial arts, I REALLY don't want to get in a fight with him...*whimper*

Naw....it is too disjointed for inspection!!
SWEET! POWERPLAY FOR ALL CANADIANS!

Yes, now that you mention it, it does make for a curious statment...I wonder what she knows...

She knows too much. Maybe I should kill her before she tells my secrets...*eyes Tweet Tweet suspiciously* You won't tell, right?

HEAR HEAR! Now are you done with the floor or not? I need you to dust the basement next. :p
Sure, I'll dust your basement, I'll dust it good. I'll go down in just a moment, you've got to be patient...

Oh Yeah... Oh Yeah... Oh Yeah
The moon... beautiful
The sun... even more beautiful
Oh Yeah... Oh Yeah... Oh Yeah
Beautiful
Oh Yeah... Oh Yeah...

Good time

:p

LMAO! Sorry, but my "sensitivity" is mostly used to read Tweet Tweet's mind...and occasionally other people's.

Feh! My mind is far too complicated to read...sometimes I don't even understand it...so we subdivided, trying to get things organized, it's taxing on the hardware sometimes.

She knows too much. Maybe I should kill her before she tells my secrets...*eyes Tweet Tweet suspiciously* You won't tell, right?

Say what now?

*Oogles fish bubbles*

She knows too much. Maybe I should kill her before she tells my secrets...*eyes Tweet Tweet suspiciously* You won't tell, right?

She should probably send them to me before she dies, so I can pass it on for generations until a band of adventurers come together a hundred years later to take down a n evil overlord whose weaknesses only Tweet (or Kat, aparrently) knew.

Sure, I'll dust your basement, I'll dust it good. I'll go down in just a moment, you've got to be patient...

Oh Yeah... Oh Yeah... Oh Yeah
The moon... beautiful
The sun... even more beautiful
Oh Yeah... Oh Yeah... Oh Yeah
Beautiful
Oh Yeah... Oh Yeah...

Good time

:p

not MY basement. I don't have a basement. :p

You are almost right. With the height, that is...but less in weight.

But even though I am trained in martial arts, I REALLY don't want to get in a fight with him...*whimper*

Intresting...hmm...*shrug* Eh, whatever, not something to fight for at the moment, eh?

not MY basement. I don't have a basement. :p

Tweet's basement?

Say what now?

*Oogles fish bubbles*

Okay, I'm safe. *phew*

*hands kat more Vodka as bribes*

Tweet's basement?

NO!

Tweet's basement?

You ain't going there.

Okay, I'm safe. *phew*

*hands kat more Vodka as bribes*

*bounces up and down in excitement*

NO!

Well, certainly you know someone with a basement that needs dusting.

You ain't going there.

Ey, the dusting is Gravlen's thing.

*bounces up and down in excitement*

Good girl. *adds cocain into vodka*

Well, certainly you know someone with a basement that needs dusting.

yep, it's my 500 pound 6 foot 10 friend's basement. :p

Ey, the dusting is Gravlen's thing.

Oh, indeed...

*apologies*

Either way, nah-uh...

I could spout out an innuendo but that takes too much effort...:D

yep, it's my 500 pound 6 foot 10 friend's basement. :p

*male* friend.

yep, it's my 500 pound 6 foot 10 friend's basement. :p

Well, Gravlen, she did tell you to dust a basement. Get going buddy!

not MY basement. I don't have a basement. :p
Sure, sure... That's what they all say - at first. ;)

Oh, indeed...

*apologies*

Either way, nah-uh...

I could spout out an innuendo but that takes too much effort...:D

Eh, it gets easier and easier the longer you spend around us, just sorta slips out.

Oh, indeed...

*apologies*

Either way, nah-uh...

I could spout out an innuendo but that takes too much effort...:D

No innuendos. I've suffered much from your innuendos.

:eek: I just realized. The two things that destroy my innocence the most have just combined into one, with kat's spamming...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Eh, it gets easier and easier the longer you spend around us, just sorta slips out.

Oh, I don't need any help... I personally corrupted Lady's mind.

Sure, sure... That's what they all say - at first. ;)

Well, first you're dusting my 500 pound 6 foot 10 male friend's basement first. Have fun! :D

No innuendos. I've suffered much from your innuendos.

:eek: I just realized. The two things that destroy my innocence the most have just combined into one, with kat's spamming...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I thought Eut and I (mostly Eut) took care of all that already?

Oh, I don't need any help... I personally corrupted Lady's mind.

Well then, what did Eut and I do, eh?

Oh, I don't need any help... I personally corrupted Lady's mind.

And you're not getting thanked for that. I liked my innocence. *tears*

Well, first you're dusting my 500 pound 6 foot 10 male friend's basement first. Have fun! :D

And remember to wear those leather chaps...

Well then, what did Eut and I do, eh?

well, my mind was already semi-corrupted by kat at the point.

Well then, what did Eut and I do, eh?

Enhanced it. :D

And remember to wear those leather chaps...

Soongist :p

well, my mind was already semi-corrupted by kat at the point.

Enhanced it. :D

I can live with that. ^_^

Enhanced it. :D

Enhance? That's too good a word for it.

Enhance? That's too good a word for it.

I dunno, how can you be so sure it's a bad thing, besides, it's like being a vampire. Now you can take other peoples innocence.

Enhance? That's too good a word for it.

I like it because it is also an innuendo...:D:D

I like it because it is also an innuendo...:D:D

Hey, I like this girl. :D And no, La Dame, she needn't flee.

I like it because it is also an innuendo...:D:D

OH GOD! I did not see that! You uber soongist!

Hey, I like this girl. :D And no, La Dame, she needn't flee.

*bows*

Well, first you're dusting my 500 pound 6 foot 10 male friend's basement first. Have fun! :D
Hey, I just committed for the promise of booze, if I recall correctly. But as during the Christmas Party thread, I'll bring my ass and do my best.
And I AM talking about Pepe, my little donkey. :p

Hey, I like this girl. :D And no, La Dame, she needn't flee.

Of course you do. She IS my best friend after all. :D

well...I COULD make her flee...but I won't. This is too amusing.

:fluffle: Of course you do. She IS my best friend after all. :D

well...I COULD make her flee...but I won't. This is too amusing.


:fluffle:

It's ridiculous that these kinds of people are still let into western countries. The sentences given were pitiful as well, they should have been castrated and hanged.



you're messed up

Hey, I just committed for the promise of booze, if I recall correctly. But as during the Christmas Party thread, I'll bring my ass and do my best.
And I AM talking about Pepe, my little donkey. :p

huh? What are you talking about? What Christmas thread? :confused:

you're messed up

And you are painfully unaware that this thread has been turned into a mockery of innuendo and satire.

huh? What are you talking about? What Christmas thread? :confused:

Last party I remember was the Super Bowl one.

:fluffle:
:fluffle:

I'm not turning this into a fluffle fest (hehe, alliteration :D) ...at least not yet anyway ;)

Of course you do. She IS my best friend after all. :D

well...I COULD make her flee...but I won't. This is too amusing.

Well, good taste in friends :D

I'm not turning this into a fluffle fest (hehe, alliteration :D) ...at least not yet anyway ;)

Teehee. *fluffle*

Such a silly word. Like *fritter*.

What euphony is this?

I'm not turning this into a fluffle fest (hehe, alliteration :D) ...at least not yet anyway ;)

Doesn't alliteration require 3 or more of the same consonant sound?

P.S. :fluffle:

And you are painfully unaware that this thread has been turned into a mockery of innuendo and satire.

Thanks to SOMEONE...

*looks at kat*

Teehee. *fluffle*

Such a silly word. Like *fritter*.

What euphony is this?

4-8-6. Darn, I was hoping that was a Haiku.

Thanks to SOMEONE...

*looks at kat*

Any paticular reason kat is lowercase?

Any paticular reason kat is lowercase?

Bad grammar.

huh? What are you talking about? What Christmas thread? :confused:
Oh, you missed that? Best Spam-thread ever! You may take a look at it here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=460400), though it is a bit scary when sober... :)

And since there has been too few of them lately:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Teehee. *fluffle*

Such a silly word. Like *fritter*.

What euphony is this?

grr. you and your big words.

Fritter: A small cake made of batter, often containing fruit, vegetables, or fish. (according to dictionary.com)

Doesn't alliteration require 3 or more of the same consonant sound?

P.S. :fluffle:

Hush you. I make up the rules of the English language, just like I can say "kat" instead of your blasphemous "Kat"

PS, since it's not a name, and is derived from something else, kat with a lowercase IS okay.

Oh, you missed that? Best Spam-thread ever! You may take a look at it here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=460400), though it is a bit scary when sober... :)

And since there has been too few of them lately:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

You know you like them. :p :fluffle:

Hush you. I make up the rules of the English language, just like I can say "kat" instead of your blasphemous "Kat"

PS, since it's not a name, and is derived from something else, kat with a lowercase IS okay.

It only takes two.

And fritter also means to, how to say...to take away little by little...through uh..negative means. Such as losing money to drinking alcohol.

Teehee. *fluffle*

Such a silly word.

But fluffling is good. Fluffling is nice. There is too little fluffling in the world - maybe that is why the western society is falling apart?

More gratuitous fluffling:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Hush you. I make up the rules of the English language, just like I can say "kat" instead of your blasphemous "Kat"

PS, since it's not a name, and is derived from something else, kat with a lowercase IS okay.

Aye, just wondering...Dang, now I'm making a list of what her name might be...stupid brain, never shuts off *grumble*

But fluffling is good. Fluffling is nice. There is too little fluffling in the world - maybe that is why the western society is falling apart?

More gratuitous fluffling:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

*GASP!* he's trying to bring the thread back on topic! GET HIM! :gundge:

It only takes two.

And fritter also means to, how to say...to take away little by little...through uh..negative means. Such as losing money to drinking alcohol.

To fritter away *nod*

You know you like them. :p :fluffle:
Yes I do! :fluffle:

*GASP!* he's trying to bring the thread back on topic! GET HIM! :gundge:

Why don't we all *fluffle* him to death?

Aye, just wondering...Dang, now I'm making a list of what her name might be...stupid brain, never shuts off *grumble*

HAHAHAHAHA! good luck with that. you'll need it.

Why don't we all *fluffle* him to death?

I recommend you two attempting to fluffle me to death...Or something...Actually, just don't mind me >_>;;

Why don't we all *fluffle* him to death?

That would be a reward to him instead of a punishment.

HAHAHAHAHA! good luck with that. you'll need it.

Thanks...I think...>_>

I recommend you two attempting to fluffle me to death...Or something...Actually, just don't mind me >_>;;

eh oh...I see the Gnome coming to kill you as well...

HAHAHAHAHA! good luck with that. you'll need it.

I concur.

eh oh...I see the Gnome coming to kill you as well...

Ey, I'm at least 6' 1", I'm sure we can see eye-to-eye...Literally.

eh oh...I see the Gnome coming to kill you as well...

Just as he did my sister, Lady?

I concur.

Yay concurring!

Just as he did my sister, Lady?

Of course...well, given the chance, anyway.

As off-topic as it gets. :rolleyes:

Keep racist trolling and social threads separate, kthx.