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Simonist']Well now I double-hate you. You almost had forgiveness, but not anymore. Here I was simply trying to spite the new kid.... :mad:

Mwahahahahahahahahaha.

I had to do it, see. I did it yesterday to claim a 1000th post as well, so it's not purely centred on you, don't worry.

Simonist']Well now I double-hate you. You almost had forgiveness, but not anymore. Here I was simply trying to spite the new kid.... :mad:
Congrats on post # 1000!! :)

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10713354&postcount=1000

Mwahahahahahahahahaha.

I had to do it, see. I did it yesterday to claim a 1000th post as well, so it's not purely centred on you, don't worry.
I don't care, you're black-listed, you cocky Australian bastard. Here was I, willing to give you the benefit of the doubt that your geographical location didn't completely make you less human in my eyes, and you do that.

I'm hurt, man. NoF can back me up on this one.

Simonist']I don't care, you're black-listed, you cocky Australian bastard. Here was I, willing to give you the benefit of the doubt that your geographical location didn't completely make you less human in my eyes, and you do that.

I'm hurt, man. NoF can back me up on this one.
Chill, you have !000!!

Mwahahahahahahahahaha.

I had to do it, see. I did it yesterday to claim a 1000th post as well, so it's not purely centred on you, don't worry.
haha...want another gift basket?

Simonist']I don't care, you're black-listed, you cocky Australian bastard. Here was I, willing to give you the benefit of the doubt that your geographical location didn't completely make you less human in my eyes, and you do that.

I'm hurt, man. NoF can back me up on this one.

*is even more amused, now*

:p

Congrats on post # 1000!! :)

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10713354&postcount=1000

It's been done. :p

haha...want another gift basket?
Nope, Simonist has the 1000th Post:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10713354&postcount=1000

Why, thank you... on both counts.

When you are 6'4", and fairly soft-spoken... you have to embrace these things... shame I don't have any pics from my 'Predator' days... (hundreds of little plaits, which came down around my shoulders. It took ALL DAY to do, but it looked pretty sweet).
oh man, I would love to see that...haha

yeah, 6'2", also pretty soft spoken (but according to people on this board...hot? *shrug*) So I know the feeling. Sadly, I tend to enjoy blending in. People talk alot more when they don't always notice you:)


aaaaaaaand to steer this thread back on topic, a picture!

hmm...you've already seen me, my sister...how about the whole family and our wait staff from our cruise?! (like you had a choice)
http://community.webshots.com/photo/546399776/2836591930084625962cxSUQM

Nope, Simonist has the 1000th Post:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10713354&postcount=1000
psht...like technicalities of who actually has it at any given moment have any bearing on who I reward. Besides, I don't think Simonist has the same fondness for pretty ladies and good whiskey that me and Kanabia share...

I could be wrong of course.

psht...like technicalities of who actually has it at any given moment have any bearing on who I reward. Besides, I don't think Simonist has the same fondness for pretty ladies and good whiskey that me and Kanabia share...

I could be wrong of course.

:D

*wins*

So, um, tomorrow (or sometime soon) apparently my really old (last summer) modelling picture that was refused for black-on-black (couldn't see my body) will be my own domain, and I'm torn as to whether or not to post it here.

If I should choose to do so, I will TOTALLY never again speak to, or even acknowledge the presence of, anybody who calls me anything negative, at least without damn good reason. That means you can't call me a whore, unless you've physically witnessed me doing whory deeds and can offer proof (which has never happened, so that's not allowed).

Anybody specifically not want me to post it? Because if you don't, I won't.

psht...like technicalities of who actually has it at any given moment have any bearing on who I reward. Besides, I don't think Simonist has the same fondness for pretty ladies and good whiskey that me and Kanabia share...

I could be wrong of course.
I certainly like the whiskey, I'd never turn that down. Hell, give me enough whiskey and I might even go for the pretty ladies, too.

Unless that's not cool with the boyfriend.....

Oh, and thanks, Canuck.....that had to be pointed out to me.

Simonist']I certainly like the whiskey, I'd never turn that down. Hell, give me enough whiskey and I might even go for the pretty ladies, too.

Unless that's not cool with the boyfriend.....

Oh, and thanks, Canuck.....that had to be pointed out to me.
ahaha...just for the pretty ladies part, you get the whole gift basket.

handle jack, handle jamesons, liter Johnny Walker Blue, and her (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/countervail/keira-005.jpg)

ahaha...just for the pretty ladies part, you get the whole gift basket.

handle jack, handle jamesons, liter Johnny Walker Blue, and her (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/countervail/keira-005.jpg)

I'm not your friend anymore. *pouts*

(hehe)

Ok, so I'm copying Smunkee..

What do you look like? Post pics you sexy people!




This is me... stoned.. and not showered..
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/fuckIFiKnow/b6182f14.jpg


like a troll..thank you very much for reminding me..lol

I'm not your friend anymore. *pouts*

(hehe)
ahaha....fine...see if I share this (http://www.cestwhat.com/images/bushmillsmalt.jpg) with you

ahaha...just for the pretty ladies part, you get the whole gift basket.

handle jack, handle jamesons, liter Johnny Walker Blue, and her (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/countervail/keira-005.jpg)
Not to be picky, but does it have to be Walker Blue? I dislike Blue the most......I've heard Black's worth the slightly extra cash, though :D

Time for some people pictures

http://www.flickr.com/photos/65509430@N00/124547655/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/65509430@N00/124547654/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/65509430@N00/124547656/

Those are me and Athena, my bass.

Time for some people pictures

http://www.flickr.com/photos/65509430@N00/124547655/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/65509430@N00/124547654/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/65509430@N00/124547656/

Those are me and Athena, my bass.

Kick-ass bass, man.

But the top pic is freaky shit.

Simonist']Not to be picky, but does it have to be Walker Blue? I dislike Blue the most......I've heard Black's worth the slightly extra cash, though :D
you've had blue? Dude (yes I know you're a girl), that stuff is about $30-50 a shot...I want it.
Black is good, but I really want to try blue.

ahaha....fine...see if I share this (http://www.cestwhat.com/images/bushmillsmalt.jpg) with you

Meh. :p

you've had blue? Dude (yes I know you're a girl), that stuff is about $30-50 a shot...I want it.
Black is good, but I really want to try blue.

It's not that expensive. It's about $250 a bottle in Australian money, I think.

you've had blue? Dude (yes I know you're a girl), that stuff is about $30-50 a shot...I want it.
Black is good, but I really want to try blue.
Dude, no you don't! I found out the reason it tastes vaguely like shit.....it's a blend of every other Johnny Walker colour (vintage) they have, so it really doesn't have its own distinct taste.

And yeah, it is expensive....for the average, everyday party, I used to either rely on the kindness of boys (ie how much they wanted to get into my pants) or party with Jack.....

Did anybody say yay/nay to my pictoral proposition yet? I just want to make sure I won't offend anybody or whatever rubbish, despite the fact that it's really not at all revealing....

Meh. :p



It's not that expensive. It's about $250 a bottle in Australian money, I think.
I'm also going off bar prices...I've never bothered to price a bottle...I just know its too much for my poor self.

oh google, you can tell me...looks to be about 200. Ha. Bars in Boston dick you over. theres a shocker.

and perhaps I will share. I'm in a giving mood tonight.

From pics to relationships to booze... What'll come up next?

*ponders*

Simonist']Dude, no you don't! I found out the reason it tastes vaguely like shit.....it's a blend of every other Johnny Walker colour (vintage) they have, so it really doesn't have its own distinct taste.

And yeah, it is expensive....for the average, everyday party, I used to either rely on the kindness of boys (ie how much they wanted to get into my pants) or party with Jack.....

Did anybody say yay/nay to my pictoral proposition yet? I just want to make sure I won't offend anybody or whatever rubbish, despite the fact that it's really not at all revealing....Jack doesn't sit great with me. I mean, I'll down a handle if I have it, but I'd much rather spring for the Irish and Scotch whiskeys. I also make it a habit not to buy a girl more than one drink, if that. But I'm also usually behind the bar, so there is no problem there.

I say yes to the picture. If someone is actually offended, screw'em.

Jack doesn't sit great with me. I mean, I'll down a handle if I have it, but I'd much rather spring for the Irish and Scotch whiskeys.

A man of good taste. :)

Actually, I like Jack too, but eh, I much rather Irish whiskey.

I also make it a habit not to buy a girl more than one drink, if that.

I generally avoid buying girls drinks. It's funny how I get asked to buy them one, and upon suggesting that they buy me one, they lose interest. :D

A man of good taste. :)



I generally avoid buying girls drinks. It's funny how I get asked to buy them one, and upon suggesting that they buy me one, they lose interest. :D
haha...appearently, the line "Excuse me miss, may I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money" is a turn off too.

Who knew? *shrug*


by the way, I actually have some Jamesons coming this weekend...anything is better than Jenkins rum, but Jamesons?! someone loves me!
(and oddly enough, its my parents who handed me the money and said "stop drinking that shit")

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/4290/560512du.jpg

From pics to relationships to booze... What'll come up next?

*ponders*
*ponder*, indeed ....
it would appear this post has the distinct scent of Sarkhaan to it ..

http://67.18.37.14/32/176/emo/Drinkers.gif

Okay, just popping in to say that I stopped being a sissy and just put up some less blurry (http://www.flickr.com/photos/whereyouthinkyougoing/123398873/in/set-72057594100341867/) pics.

Aaaaaand luckily, I'm off again. :p
Hubba hubba, i say.

And i ante that with an exponential factor of three.

Zounds!

Aww, thanks Grave_n_idle and Nation of Fortune

God.

Or the devil. Depends on my mood.

Simonist']
Did anybody say yay/nay to my pictoral proposition yet? I just want to make sure I won't offend anybody or whatever rubbish, despite the fact that it's really not at all revealing....
I say yay.

I'm pretty sure The Plutonian Empire has never had a girlfriend, and he's at least twenty one. As a matter of fact it's about all I ever see him talk about. So the "I never had a girlfriend cause I'm so pitiful", scthick is really annoying, especially when your only 14. I'm 19, and I've only had one girlfriend, and it was fairly recently. Really the more you complain, the less people will like you. Besides girls your age are really fickle. Just get out and be yourself, people think I'm strange, but they think I'm fun.
Corrected for accuracy. :p

[/sarcasm]

Time for some people pictures

http://www.flickr.com/photos/65509430@N00/124547655/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/65509430@N00/124547654/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/65509430@N00/124547656/

Those are me and Athena, my bass.

I swear to God that I clicked on those pictures expecting a fish.

I swear to God that I clicked on those pictures expecting a fish.
No you didn't! Or did you? ROFL. :p


Also thanks to everybody for being so nice about the unblurry pictures. :)

Although I'm not quite sure what Straughn has been smoking - "hubba hubba"? "Zounds"? That and Vittos fish definitely made me laugh out loud. :p

My first thought was, "Is it mounted or in an aquarium?"

I've got a bit of insomnia, and its 6 AM for me, so hopefully you can understand.

Also thanks to everybody for being so nice about the unblurry pictures. :) Don't be silly. You look great in those pictures, now don't try and play it down by saying we were only being nice ;)

No you didn't! Or did you? ROFL. :p


Also thanks to everybody for being so nice about the unblurry pictures. :)

Although I'm not quite sure what Straughn has been smoking - "hubba hubba"? "Zounds"? That and Vittos fish definitely made me laugh out loud. :p

Why do I miss it when you post pictures? Not fair.

Well, as expected, they're very nice. :p :)

Just wondering if I should post some revealing pictures of myself...hmmm

:rolleyes:

Of course I wouldn't want to scare anybody, just have lots of attention and people loving me...in a non PC way of course...Like an NS centerfold with staples and everything....

Anyone love me yet?

Anyone love me yet?Yup :)

Yup :)

Thank you! I love you too :fluffle:

Just wondering if I should post some revealing pictures of myself...hmmm

:rolleyes:

Of course I wouldn't want to scare anybody, just have lots of attention and people loving me...in a non PC way of course...Like an NS centerfold with staples and everything....

Anyone love me yet?
Hee. Yep. :)

Thank you! I love you too :fluffle:
What can I say? "Liebe geht durch den Magen" (love goes/works through the stomach) :D
You've been feeding me cake the whole time, it's all your fault :p

EDIT: Speaking of cake, I just realized breakfast might be a good idea...

Just wondering if I should post some revealing pictures of myself...hmmm
Yes please. :D

just joking. lol.

"Cheeky," eh? Hmm. Sort of like fiesty innocence! LOL!

Well, if you hang w/dat Pure Metal dude, you'll lose the innocence and need every bit of "fiesty" you can muster! :D
lol! don't encourage her :p












.....on second thought.... please do ;) :D

This is me dipping my tire in the Atlantic Ocean on a cycle tour trip in Canada and squinting into the blinding sun for a photo op. Yes those are in fact very unfashionable socks I’m wearing.

http://67.18.37.14/32/176/upload/p1268506.jpgNice bicycle shorts. Are they as uncomfortable as I'd think they are?

Just wondering if I should post some revealing pictures of myself...hmmm

:rolleyes:

Of course I wouldn't want to scare anybody, just have lots of attention and people loving me...in a non PC way of course...Like an NS centerfold with staples and everything....

Anyone love me yet?

"Love" is a little strong a word right now, but I'm certainly interested. The standard pic you posted somewhere recently on here was very attractive.

Lets see 'em! :)

Why do I miss it when you post pictures? Not fair.
Heh, probably because I spray them with my patented Kanabia Repellent™ (http://www.ardernhealthcare.com/bug.gif). Works like a charm. :p

Like Human but far superior.

you've had blue? Dude (yes I know you're a girl), that stuff is about $30-50 a shot...I want it.
Black is good, but I really want to try blue.


I have 3/4 of a bottle of the Blue Lable- unless you're some scotch afficionado, I wouldnt reccomend spending 6 times as much for the smaller bottle. Its decent to me. I prefer the bottle of The Balvenie I bought for @ $50.00.

Simonist']So, um, tomorrow (or sometime soon) apparently my really old (last summer) modelling picture that was refused for black-on-black (couldn't see my body) will be my own domain, and I'm torn as to whether or not to post it here.

If I should choose to do so, I will TOTALLY never again speak to, or even acknowledge the presence of, anybody who calls me anything negative, at least without damn good reason. That means you can't call me a whore, unless you've physically witnessed me doing whory deeds and can offer proof (which has never happened, so that's not allowed).

Anybody specifically not want me to post it? Because if you don't, I won't.


I wanna see it. Unless you've already got it on here and I just didnt get to it yet.

I wanna see it. Unless you've already got it on here and I just didnt get to it yet.

No... she's still just tempting us....

No... she's still just tempting us....Wouldn't "tantalizing" fit better? ;)

Wouldn't "tantalizing" fit better? ;)

'Tantalizing'.... Tantalus... wasn't that the story about the 'forbidden fruit' being kept just out of the reach of the fingers and lips of the 'hungry' man?

I suppose there could be a parallel.... ;)

'Tantalizing'.... Tantalus... wasn't that the story about the 'forbidden fruit' being kept just out of the reach of the fingers and lips of the 'hungry' man?

I suppose there could be a parallel.... ;)Wasn't forbidden fruit. The guy got sent to Tartarus for feeding his son to the Greek Gods.

He was cursed with great hunger and unquenchable thirst and forced to stand in a pool of water overshadowed by fruit trees. The wind would always blow the branches just out of reach and the water would recede whenever he bent down to drink.

Yes. A good parallel :p

Wouldn't "tantalizing" fit better? ;)


Maybe we'll be "titilated".

From the story of the Roman godess "Titulata" of perfect breasts. Romulus and Remus had it so good.

Wasn't forbidden fruit. The guy got sent to Tartarus for feeding his son to the Greek Gods.

He was cursed with great hunger and unquenchable thirst and forced to stand in a pool of water overshadowed by fruit trees. The wind would always blow the branches just out of reach and the water would recede whenever he bent down to drink.

Yes. A good parallel :p

See the inverted commas around 'forbidden fruit'? I was being 'clever'... there was fruit that he could never reach (forbidden fruit), and water he could never drink (forbidden metaphorical fruit)... and I was making a metaphorical allusion to 'forbidden fruits' of a more sensually alluring and sexual nature.

Yes, I'm a cad. So, sue me.

Yes, I'm a cad. So, sue me.My lawyer will be contacting your lawyer via the usual channels :p

Heh, probably because I spray them with my patented Kanabia Repellent™ (http://www.ardernhealthcare.com/bug.gif). Works like a charm. :p

Now why on earth would you do something like that? :p

Maybe we'll be "titilated".

From the story of the Roman godess "Titulata" of perfect breasts. Romulus and Remus had it so good.They were too young to appreciate it, too

My lawyer will be contacting your lawyer via the usual channels :p

Ah man... this is like, what, the 5th time?

*mutters* Must stop saying "so sue me"....

Ah man... this is like, what, the 5th time?

*mutters* Must stop saying "so sue me"....


"you honor, the defendant clearly and knowingly welcomed suit, however non-existent merit may be and we are seeking punitive damage awards resulting from his flagrant disregard for his own defense."

Now why on earth would you do something like that? :p
Because you look so gosh darn cute (http://www.ardernhealthcare.com/bug.gif) with your hands on your hips like that? And look at the widdle stripey sweater! :p

Because you look so gosh darn cute (http://www.ardernhealthcare.com/bug.gif) with your hands on your hips like that? And look at the widdle stripey sweater! :p

It doesn't even have a passing resemblance. A stick insect would have been a much better choice. :p

It doesn't even have a passing resemblance. A stick insect would have been a much better choice. :p
Don't you think that makes you look a bit dorky (http://www.gardenfrogsandfriends.com/images/mantis%20green.jpg), though?

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4992/pic7rq.png (http://imageshack.us)

A few years old from OCS.
You're name isn't tommy by chance is it?

*ponder*, indeed ....
it would appear this post has the distinct scent of Sarkhaan to it ..

http://67.18.37.14/32/176/emo/Drinkers.gif
who...me? I don't know what you are implying...http://www.websmileys.com/sm/angels/teu45.gif


thanks to Glitz for the smiley

I say yay.
It is for Zagat, as well as CL, GNI, and I guess Laerod though that seemed more to be a battle of semantics, that I post this.....the very reason I don't model anymore :p

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/theatrefunk/photos%20of%20me/img047.jpg

In the original you can actually see where my arms and body are against the background, and it's also not as grainy....but I pulled this online, and I apologize for the poor quality.

Simonist']It is for Zagat, as well as CL, GNI, and I guess Laerod though that seemed more to be a battle of semantics, that I post this.....the very reason I don't model anymore :p I appreciate the attention anyway :D

It's an impressive picture :)

I can't understand why some women here have such a negative perception of themselves. Every female pic I've seen so far has been of an attractive woman who looks great. Of course some people in the world prize some looks over others, but everyone has their own beauty inside and if that's not evident from the pictures that have been posted, it should be! And if it needs to be said to be believed, then there.. I've said it!

Smile ladies, relax, and be happy. You all look awesome!

Simonist']It is for Zagat, as well as CL, GNI, and I guess Laerod though that seemed more to be a battle of semantics, that I post this.....the very reason I don't model anymore :p

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/theatrefunk/photos%20of%20me/img047.jpg

In the original you can actually see where my arms and body are against the background, and it's also not as grainy....but I pulled this online, and I apologize for the poor quality.only problem I see is that you can't see you body, and you said the original doesn't have that problem...
*shrug*

I think its a really good picture.

I can't understand why some women here have such a negative perception of themselves. Every female pic I've seen so far has been of an attractive woman who looks great. Of course some people in the world prize some looks over others, but everyone has their own beauty inside and if that's not evident from the pictures that have been posted, it should be! And if it needs to be said to be believed, then there.. I've said it!

Smile ladies, relax, and be happy. You all look awesome!
missed mine eh?

just kidding, I see your point.

I always wondered why the pressure to be beautiful anyway? there isn't the same pressure for anything else.

only problem I see is that you can't see you body, and you said the original doesn't have that problem...
*shrug*

I think its a really good picture.
Thanks. I tried to actually lighten it so you could see it better, but it turns out that once you lose your pirated Photoshop Pro, things seem a billion times harder on the crappy versions. I couldn't find that particular effect.

I lose.

Simonist']It is for Zagat, as well as CL, GNI, and I guess Laerod though that seemed more to be a battle of semantics, that I post this.....the very reason I don't model anymore :p

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/theatrefunk/photos%20of%20me/img047.jpg

In the original you can actually see where my arms and body are against the background, and it's also not as grainy....but I pulled this online, and I apologize for the poor quality.


The quality is certainly good enough. Great pic !

I like it-the dark backround makes it more dramatic. Great eyes-very nice.:D

I'm impressed and I will continue talking to you. :p

The quality is certainly good enough. Great pic !

I like it-the dark backround makes it more dramatic. Great eyes-very nice.:D

I'm impressed and I will continue talking to you. :p
Um.....golly, thanks. Glad I could impress you into continued socialization. I guess I'm happy you're not disappointed in me....?

I don't know if a lick-back is in order here....that's not how I usually roll, but....ah, well, just this once. *lick*

Simonist']--snip--
Meh. Somebody was attacked by a cosmetics store moments prior to the photograph, methinks. I like the more recent ones better. <_< +_+ >_>

Meh. Somebody was attacked by a cosmetics store moments prior to the photograph, methinks. I like the more recent ones better. <_< +_+ >_>
Did you not read the part about it being a modelling shot? That's the kind of stuff we send off to show that I can do both natural and "fashion" (which usually involves sickening amounts of makeup, yes). I don't yet have legal rights to post the good ones, the ones with a very fresh, natural face.....but hey, even if they get emailed to me or if I find a way to steal 'em, I'll probably post 'em.

Simonist']Did you not read the part about it being a modelling shot? That's the kind of stuff we send off to show that I can do both natural and "fashion" (which usually involves sickening amounts of makeup, yes). I don't yet have legal rights to post the good ones, the ones with a very fresh, natural face.....but hey, even if they get emailed to me or if I find a way to steal 'em, I'll probably post 'em.
Oh. I read it, I just had no idea what it meant.... and yes, I probably should have seen where you wrote that it was a bad shot... :rolleyes:

I officially authorise you to perform random acts of public humiliation and violence upon me to correct this hideous imperfection. {&;>

Oh. I read it, I just had no idea what it meant.... and yes, I probably should have seen where you wrote that it was a bad shot... :rolleyes:

I officially authorise you to perform random acts of public humiliation and violence upon me to correct this hideous imperfection. {&;>
So....I can post your real pictures and you can't dispute it one little bit? Does that fall into the category?

Simonist']It is for Zagat, as well as CL, GNI, and I guess Laerod though that seemed more to be a battle of semantics, that I post this.....the very reason I don't model anymore :p

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/theatrefunk/photos%20of%20me/img047.jpg

In the original you can actually see where my arms and body are against the background, and it's also not as grainy....but I pulled this online, and I apologize for the poor quality.

Yay!

It's a shame you don't model anymore... you have great depth in your eyes, and a very distinctive mouth. You also don't exactly match the conventional blonde bimbo... so, by choosing not to model, you deprive us ALL of something unique and special.

You're just mean. :(

Simonist']So....I can post your real pictures and you can't dispute it one little bit? Does that fall into the category?
Yes. Of course, I can post, uh, unusual pictures of you, but I could do that anyway. :p

Yes. Of course, I can post, uh, unusual pictures of you, but I could do that anyway. :p
Czardas at rest
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/diaper.jpg

Czardas at work (bottom one)
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/boys-band-in-1960.jpg

Czardas at play
http://stupidonymous.blogspot.com/drag-queen.jpg

http://www.los40.com/los40media/los40/media/200211/20/actualidad/noticias/20021120l40l40not_3_I_SCO.jpg

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00193/drag_queen_kaka_p___193326c.jpg

And that's just the start.

Someone earlier (can't find the post now) suggested that we post our pics in the NS Player Info thread so they wouldn't be buried under all the spam in this thread.

But that thread is locked.

Am i missing something here?

Someone earlier (can't find the post now) suggested that we post our pics in the NS Player Info thread so they wouldn't be buried under all the spam in this thread.

But that thread is locked.

Am i missing something here?Did you read the beginning of the thread? It has links to the submissions thread, I think.

Someone earlier (can't find the post now) suggested that we post our pics in the NS Player Info thread so they wouldn't be buried under all the spam in this thread.

But that thread is locked.

Am i missing something here?

You must make a request in the submissions thread. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=444969)

okay, yeah, i just saw that

I'm pretty sure The Plutonian Empire has never had a girlfriend, and he's at least twenty one. As a matter of fact it's about all I ever see him talk about. So the "I'm so pitiful cause I never had a girlfriend", scthick is really annoying, especially when your only 14. I'm 19, and I've only had one girlfriend, and it was fairly recently. Really the more you complain, the less people will like you. Besides girls your age are really fickle. Just get out and be yourself, people think I'm strange, but they think I'm fun.
People think I'm strange. So they avoid me.

People think I'm strange. So they avoid me.

People are strange, when you're a stranger....

People think I'm strange. So they avoid me.

I think you're funny, in a sad sort of way.

Simonist']Well now I double-hate you. You almost had forgiveness, but not anymore. Here I was simply trying to spite the new kid.... :mad:
................................... Your lucky my mom made me get off. Now I can't get the 1000th post on this... :upyours:

Simonist']It is for Zagat, as well as CL, GNI, and I guess Laerod though that seemed more to be a battle of semantics, that I post this.....the very reason I don't model anymore :p

http://i17.hotobucket.com/albums/b65/theatrefunk/photos%20of%20me/img047.jpg

In the original you can actually see where my arms and body are against the background, and it's also not as grainy....but I pulled this online, and I apologize for the poor quality.


Umm....uuhhh....Wow. That's all I got. :fluffle:

Simonist']It is for Zagat, as well as CL, GNI, and I guess Laerod though that seemed more to be a battle of semantics, that I post this.....the very reason I don't model anymore :p

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/theatrefunk/photos%20of%20me/img047.jpg

In the original you can actually see where my arms and body are against the background, and it's also not as grainy....but I pulled this online, and I apologize for the poor quality.
Nu-uh. I like your other pictures better. You look too slutty in that picture. No offense.

Simonist']Czardas at rest
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/diaper.jpg

Czardas at work (bottom one)
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/boys-band-in-1960.jpg

Czardas at play
http://stupidonymous.blogspot.com/drag-queen.jpg

http://www.los40.com/los40media/los40/media/200211/20/actualidad/noticias/20021120l40l40not_3_I_SCO.jpg

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00193/drag_queen_kaka_p___193326c.jpg

And that's just the start.
Did you look throughly at the second picture? It's hosted by EBAUMSWORLD. I say begone with it! Begone with everything eBaum! DOWN WITH EBAUM! DOWN WITH EBAUM!

Nu-uh. I like your other pictures better. You look too slutty in that picture. No offense.
Well, considering I already stated that I didn't like this picture very much, you're lucky I'm not going to take too much offense to you calling me slutty. However, it would do you some good to read the reasoning I already left as to why I had to do that much styling, then maybe you could think a little harder before you post in the future.

People are strange, when you're a stranger....
When they have seen me around school for 1 2/3 years, you think they wouldn't consider me a stranger any more...

Simonist']Well, considering I already stated that I didn't like this picture very much, you're lucky I'm not going to take too much offense to you calling me slutty. However, it would do you some good to read the reasoning I already left as to why I had to do that much styling, then maybe you could think a little harder before you post in the future.
Yeah, but, still. It's too revealing. You may consider me somewhat classical, but I don't exactly like seeing things "revealing". Unless, of course, that person is my lover. Then I really don't mind. But of course, it's your choice to wear what you want.

When they have seen me around school for 1 2/3 years, you think they wouldn't consider me a stranger any more...

Hard to get to know people sitting in a diamond castle.

Yeah, but, still. It's too revealing. You may consider me somewhat classical, but I don't exactly like seeing things "revealing". Unless, of course, that person is my lover. Then I really don't mind. But of course, it's your choice to wear what you want.
It's not revealing. It falls at about an inch and a half below my collarbone. The ONLY reason there's alleged cleavage (which isn't even real cleavage, my boobs don't do that naturally) is because, though you can't see the arms in the online version, I have them leaning on my knees and it collapses my chest in a bit

*Naltiir ignored like Ritlina once was*

Simonist']Well, considering I already stated that I didn't like this picture very much, you're lucky I'm not going to take too much offense to you calling me slutty. However, it would do you some good to read the reasoning I already left as to why I had to do that much styling, then maybe you could think a little harder before you post in the future.

*whew* Good, I was worried how you'd take Rit's inevitable comment.

Hard to get to know people sitting in a diamond castle.

What's this diamond thing about?

What's this diamond thing about?

Ritlina's in Middle school and hates the world around him (normal)

So, he has (figurative) walls of diamond (that will never fall) around him, keeping him alone, because friends are unnecessary. (Emo)

Ritlina's in Middle school and hates the world around him (normal)

So, he has (figurative) walls of diamond (that will never fall) around him, keeping him alone, because friends are unnecessary. (Emo)
Friends are very necessary. They are easier to exploit and gain hw answers from.

Friends are very necessary. They are easier to exploit and gain hw answers from.

Tell him that.

Hard to get to know people sitting in a diamond castle.
Rawr. Go away now. Problem is, no one even tries to assault the castle walls.

Simonist]It's not revealing. It falls at about an inch and a half below my collarbone. The ONLY reason there's alleged cleavage (which isn't even real cleavage, my boobs don't do that naturally) is because, though you can't see the arms in the online version, I have them leaning on my knees and it collapses my chest in a bit

*Naltiir ignored like Ritlina once was*
You may not think it's revealing, but I certainly do.

Ritlina's in Middle school and hates the world around him (normal)

So, he has (figurative) walls of diamond (that will never fall) around him, keeping him alone, because friends are unnecessary. (Emo)
Listen, according to stereotype emos, friends are wonderful! They say they hate friends, but of the emos I see around school, it seems they throughly enjoy friends, as emos at my school travel in groups of five or more. And it's friggin Naliitr. You will confuse the noobies!

Ritlina's in Middle school and hates the world around him (normal)

So, he has (figurative) walls of diamond (that will never fall) around him, keeping him alone, because friends are unnecessary. (Emo)

Ah. Of course, nowdays kids are spoiled. Beck in the day, if you wanted to be depressed all the time, you went Goth. End of story. None of this new fangled emo rubbish.

Oh, also, I didn't build the walls. Everyone else did. Blame them.

Rawr. Go away now. Problem is, no one even tries to assault the castle walls.

Why would they want to?

You may not think it's revealing, but I certainly do.

Geez...prude...

Listen, according to stereotype emos, friends are wonderful! They say they hate friends, but of the emos I see around school, it seems they throughly enjoy friends, as emos at my school travel in groups of five or more. And it's friggin Naliitr. You will confuse the noobies!

I'll explain it to the noobies then. Then you're just pathetic, if not emo.

Oh, also, I didn't build the walls. Everyone else did. Blame them.

Ahhhhhhhh.......

Oh, also, I didn't build the walls. Everyone else did. Blame them.

Right, they had to seal you away.

Ah. Of course, nowdays kids are spoiled. Beck in the day, if you wanted to be depressed all the time, you went Goth. End of story. None of this new fangled emo rubbish.
If I was stereotype emo, the kind everyone sees, I'd be gay (am not), I'd play guitar (do not), wear hot pink (do not), wear eyeliner (do not), and listen to emo-type bands (do not. I infact perfer Indie Rock or Classical).

If I was stereotype emo, the kind everyone sees, I'd be gay (am not), I'd play guitar (do not), wear hot pink (do not), wear eyeliner (do not), and listen to emo-type bands (do not. I infact perfer Indie Rock or Classical).

Who said stereotype? Sides, if not emo, pathetic....maybe even pathetic sob.

Why would they want to?



Geez...prude...



I'll explain it to the noobies then. Then you're just pathetic, if not emo.
Dude. Being pathetic is so much better than being emo. And dude, by saying no one wants to assault the castle walls, I meant no one has even tried to get me out of lonerdom.

Who said stereotype? Sides, if not emo, pathetic....maybe even pathetic sob.
Like I said in the post below this which you did not have a chance to read, being pathetic is much better than being emo.

You(Ritilania and emos) both have the "it's their fault not mine syndrom".

You(Ritilania and emos) both have the "it's their fault not mine syndrom".
Yes but the difference here is that it actually is there fault. They drove me away. Then they built walls to keep me away. I didn't back into a corner then build the walls. Emos just say that it's everyone elses fault. When it is actually their fault for being complete dipshits and assholes.

Dude. Being pathetic is so much better than being emo. And dude, by saying no one wants to assault the castle walls, I meant no one has even tried to get me out of lonerdom.

And I repeat. Why would they want to?

Yes but the difference here is that it actually is there fault. They drove me away. Then they built walls to keep me away. I didn't back into a corner then build the walls. Emos just say that it's everyone elses fault. When it is actually their fault for being complete dipshits and assholes.

"I asked if they'd be my friend, and they said no. :( "

Yes but the difference here is that it actually is there fault. They drove me away. Then they built walls to keep me away. I didn't back into a corner then build the walls. Emos just say that it's everyone elses fault. When it is actually their fault for being complete dipshits and assholes.
Well obviously you must have done something to set them off. Being a loner definatley is a bad thing.

And I repeat. Why would they want to?



"I asked if they'd be my friend, and they said no. :( "
I don't know!!! Aren't people who aren't loners supposed to WANT to have friends, no matter how sad and pathetic that person is? And what's with the second line?

Meee.

1 (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/Kjralon/Me/Val129.jpg)
2 (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/Kjralon/Me/Val135.jpg)
3 (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/Kjralon/Me/sigme2.jpg)
4 (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/Kjralon/Me/Val122.jpg)
5 (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/Kjralon/Me/Val104.jpg)

Well obviously you must have done something to set them off. Being a loner definatley is a bad thing.
Damned if I know what set them off. I kind of didn't have any friends from kindergarden to 4th grade. I tried to make friends. Don't know what went so fucking wrong. So in 5th grade I gave up, and retreated behind the walls of diamond they built for me. And no one has attempted to scale the walls since.

Damned if I know what set them off. I kind of didn't have any friends from kindergarden to 4th grade. I tried to make friends. Don't know what went so fucking wrong. So in 5th grade I gave up, and retreated behind the walls of diamond they built for me. And no one has attempted to scale the walls since.
Why are the walls diamond? If I had walls they would be ivory.

I don't know!!! Aren't people who aren't loners supposed to WANT to have friends, no matter how sad and pathetic that person is? And what's with the second line?
well, you my friend, are not a loner. If you were you wouldn't care so much about not having any friends, you would actually prefer it.

Meee.

1 (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/Kjralon/Me/Val129.jpg)
2 (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/Kjralon/Me/Val135.jpg)
3 (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/Kjralon/Me/sigme2.jpg)
4 (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/Kjralon/Me/Val122.jpg)
5 (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/Kjralon/Me/Val104.jpg)
Wow. Cuteness. And a fellow MySpace addict! Excellent!

I don't know!!! Aren't people who aren't loners supposed to WANT to have friends, no matter how sad and pathetic that person is? And what's with the second line?

Yeah, well chances are....They have friends and don't want to waste their time coaxing out the beast and would much rather befriend someone the don't need to jump through hoops for. And the second line was about you implying that you were very open and loving and they rejected you.

It's me. (http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/4756/100096521qi.gif)

Damned if I know what set them off. I kind of didn't have any friends from kindergarden to 4th grade. I tried to make friends. Don't know what went so fucking wrong. So in 5th grade I gave up, and retreated behind the walls of diamond they built for me. And no one has attempted to scale the walls since.

...What exactly does "tried to make friends" entail for you?

well, you my friend, are not a loner. If you were you wouldn't care so much about not having any friends, you would actually prefer it.
Wah? I never said I care about it. I do perfer not having friends. It's just people like Dinaverg feel I'm stupid for not wanting friends. So they flame me. I simply defend myself. Believe me, if someone tried to be my friend, I would repulse them.

...What exactly does "tried to make friends" entail for you?
Went up to people. Talked to them, being nice and crap like that. No matter who I talked to, everyone either went away or simply said something like "Shut the fuck up!"

Wow. Cuteness. And a fellow MySpace addict! Excellent!

Add me, then. I have a habit of collecting MS friends that I know from other niches of the intranetz. :D

Add me, then. I have a habit of collecting MS friends that I know from other niches of the intranetz. :D
Ooo. You listen to modest mouse? AND weezer? AND write poetry? Nifty.

Wah? I never said I care about it. I do perfer not having friends. It's just people like Dinaverg feel I'm stupid for not wanting friends. So they flame me. I simply defend myself. Believe me, if someone tried to be my friend, I would repulse them.

Uh-huh...Eh, you're too barbed for making friends, like a porcupine, 'sall I'm saying...

Went up to people. Talked to them, being nice and crap like that. No matter who I talked to, everyone either went away or simply said something like "Shut the fuck up!"

So...ever think maybe you come on a bit strong?

Ooo. You listen to modest mouse? AND weezer? AND write poetry? Nifty.

I am a multi-faceted woman of awesome. :p

Modest Mouse = rawr, but I have an extremely... ahem... wide, shall we say, variety of musical taste.

Ooo. You listen to modest mouse? AND weezer? AND write poetry? Nifty.

See. THIS is friend making, finding some similar intrest, small-talk, yadda, yadda. Don't force these things. Sides, if you do befriend her, then I get to taunt you with "Ritlina and Kjar, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S....etc" :p

Uh-huh...Eh, you're too barbed for making friends, like a porcupine, 'sall I'm saying...



So...ever think maybe you come on a bit strong?
It was small talk. I also tried just sitting close to them, doing something, then waiting for them to talk to me. That didn't work out either.

See. THIS is friend making, finding some similar intrest, small-talk, yadda, yadda. Don't force these things. Sides, if you do befriend her, then I get to taunt you with "Ritlina and Kjar, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S....etc" :p
That's how we tease PM and Glitz. And besides, I never said I hate INTERNET friends.

I am a multi-faceted woman of awesome. :p

Modest Mouse = rawr, but I have an extremely... ahem... wide, shall we say, variety of musical taste.
You wouldn't believe my variety of music. Modest Mouse, Evanescence, Rammstein, System Of A Down, etc., etc.

That's how we tease PM and Glitz. And besides, I never said I hate INTERNET friends.

YES yes, I heard that part, shush. I'm still gonna do it though. Point being, try the same thing in reality maybe? Well....not in middle school, wait till high school.

It was small talk. I also tried just sitting close to them, doing something, then waiting for them to talk to me. That didn't work out either.

Eh, try observation. Like lurking on a forum.

I am a multi-faceted woman of awesome. :p

Modest Mouse = rawr, but I have an extremely... ahem... wide, shall we say, variety of musical taste.
HOLY! I just looked at your music list. You AREN'T kidding. I see plenty of my favorite bands on there.

Hey, Kjr, I noticed you listen to Death Cab For Cutie. Why don't you listen to The Postal Service? The singer and keyboardist for DCFC is the same as in TPS.

If Czardas shows a picture of himself, I'll show a picture of myself.

If Czardas shows a picture of himself, I'll show a picture of myself.
Ha! Like that'll ever happen. Czardas is probably ugly as sin, so he won't show pictures of himself. Hell, I'm ugly as sin and I showed pictures of myself!

This thread is falling asleep. WAKE UP!

If Czardas shows a picture of himself, I'll show a picture of myself.


:eek:

Doitdoitdoitdoitdoit!!!!

I already posted Czar's pictures. He sent those to me one drunken night, probably the same night he realized that wine and IMs don't mix well.

Simonist']I already posted Czar's pictures. He sent those to me one drunken night, probably the same night he realized that wine and IMs don't mix well.


Ah that's certianly the truth.:rolleyes:

I'm betting that Czardas is actually a 54-year-old potato-farming midget from Idaho.

I'm betting that Czardas is actually a 54-year-old potato-farming midget from Idaho.
Eutrusca?

Simonist']It is for Zagat, as well as CL, GNI, and I guess Laerod though that seemed more to be a battle of semantics, that I post this.....the very reason I don't model anymore :p

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/theatrefunk/photos%20of%20me/img047.jpg

In the original you can actually see where my arms and body are against the background, and it's also not as grainy....but I pulled this online, and I apologize for the poor quality.
Thank you kindly!
I prefer the more natural looking photos of you though. Although the 'model' shot is lovely, it seems less 'you'. It's so 'generic', your own style totally owns the 'model look'!

Anyhow, it is a really lovely photo, but I like your style more than 'model style'.

Thank you kindly!
I prefer the more natural looking photos of you though. Although the 'model' shot is lovely, it seems less 'you'. It's so 'generic', your own style totally owns the 'model look'!

Anyhow, it is a really lovely photo, but I like your style more than 'model style'.
Haha, that seems to be consensus....which is both cool and insulting, because all the agents I've dealt with in the past told me that I'm too "casual" and "mainstream" to ever model.

Well, I'll show them.....or not, 'cause I hate that busines....

But alright, no more modelling pics. Scouts' honour.

Simonist']Haha, that seems to be consensus....which is both cool and insulting, because all the agents I've dealt with in the past told me that I'm too "casual" and "mainstream" to ever model.

Well, I'll show them.....or not, 'cause I hate that busines....

But alright, no more modelling pics. Scouts' honour.

Take it as cool, means you don't need to take the trouble of excessive "dolling up" to be atractive.

Take it as cool, means you don't need to take the trouble of excessive "dolling up" to be atractive.
Yes. In fact, the "dolling up" makes you less attractive.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b220/DStudios1/me3.jpg

this is the only one i have for now, lost the other one i think.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b220/DStudios1/me3.jpg

this is the only one i have for now, lost the other one i think.
MOUSY! CUTE LIL' MOUSY!

MOUSY! CUTE LIL' MOUSY!


I have 3

heres 2 of them.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b220/DStudios1/squeakynbaby.jpg

I have 3

heres 2 of them.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b220/DStudios1/squeakynbaby.jpg
MICEY! YAY! Mice are so cute.

One of my older sisters has a snake. Guess what she feeds him? ;) :D

One of my older sisters has a snake. Guess what she feeds him? ;) :D
:eek:

Guess what I have running around behind my desk right now gnawing on something rather loudly, while I plot its destruction?

Bah. I considered catching it and keeping it as a pet, because it's a harmless little thing, but it's probably disease ridden. And I don't want it defeceating behind my desk anymore.

Guess what I have running around behind my desk right now gnawing on something rather loudly, while I plot its destruction?

Bah. I considered catching it and keeping it as a pet, because it's a harmless little thing, but it's probably disease ridden. And I don't want it defeceating behind my desk anymore.
we had a small infestation of mice in my student house last year... we ended up killing 3 of them. poor little bastards :(

One of my older sisters has a snake. Guess what she feeds him? ;) :D
It's called the circle of life. The snake must eat the mice to survive.

we had a small infestation of mice in my student house last year... we ended up killing 3 of them. poor little bastards :(

I set a trap for it, but it took the cheese from it and mockingly left it unsprung. Thinking it was a fluke, I set another, but it also did the same. So i'm at a loss on what to do. I tried luring it into the bathtub where it wouldn't be able to get out and I could scoop it up in a bucket or something, but it's too smart for that. So it gets away with making noise and keeping me awake at night.

I set a trap for it, but it took the cheese from it and mockingly left it unsprung. Thinking it was a fluke, I set another, but it also did the same. So i'm at a loss on what to do. I tried luring it into the bathtub where it wouldn't be able to get out and I could scoop it up in a bucket or something, but it's too smart for that. So it gets away with making noise and keeping me awake at night.
Get one of those traps that's like a box with the opening at the end, so you put the bait in one end and when the mouse goes in, the trap shuts.

Or torch your house and claim on the insurance.

I set a trap for it, but it took the cheese from it and mockingly left it unsprung. Thinking it was a fluke, I set another, but it also did the same. So i'm at a loss on what to do. I tried luring it into the bathtub where it wouldn't be able to get out and I could scoop it up in a bucket or something, but it's too smart for that. So it gets away with making noise and keeping me awake at night.
hahaha yeah... we tried traps, unsuccessfully. eventually it came to 'hunting' them :P
we'd hear them scratching around or see them run through the living room and throw down clothes/towels/whatever's handy to funnel it into a bin, which we'd then upend to trap the little blighter... wot wot! ripping good show! the nasty part was killing them... smashing them with a cricket bat worked well... drowning them in cheap beer not so well... did get kinda drunk though :p

I set a trap for it, but it took the cheese from it and mockingly left it unsprung. Thinking it was a fluke, I set another, but it also did the same. So i'm at a loss on what to do. I tried luring it into the bathtub where it wouldn't be able to get out and I could scoop it up in a bucket or something, but it's too smart for that. So it gets away with making noise and keeping me awake at night.

A cat solves all problems.

A cat solves all problems.
No, my cat is too lazy to kill mice. She just bats them around for a while, but she won't kill them. She will however kill birds and stow them under my bed as as gifts.

I set a trap for it, but it took the cheese from it and mockingly left it unsprung.
Heh, clever little mousy, stealing cheese from stupid ol' Kanabia. :)

Thinking it was a fluke, I set another, but it also did the same. So i'm at a loss on what to do. I tried luring it into the bathtub where it wouldn't be able to get out and I could scoop it up in a bucket or something, but it's too smart for that. So it gets away with making noise and keeping me awake at night. Well, at least use a live trap, okay? Don't know if that's the right word, but basically one that just traps it and doesn't kill it.

Because that would totally break my little heart and you wouldn't want see me sad (http://wuog.org/programming/uploaded_images/arthur%20the%20cute-ass%20kitten-783685.jpg), would you now? :(

Get one of those traps that's like a box with the opening at the end, so you put the bait in one end and when the mouse goes in, the trap shuts.

Or torch your house and claim on the insurance.

That was the first type I tried, and it didn't bother with it.

A cat solves all problems.

Not true -

I have to pay for a cat...

I have to provide it food, etc.

I have to somehow get the dog to tolerate a cat.

As already mentioned, the cat might not hunt the mouse anyway.

And finally, I don't live alone, and my dad is allergic to cats.

hahaha yeah... we tried traps, unsuccessfully. eventually it came to 'hunting' them :P
we'd hear them scratching around or see them run through the living room and throw down clothes/towels/whatever's handy to funnel it into a bin, which we'd then upend to trap the little blighter... wot wot! ripping good show! the nasty part was killing them... smashing them with a cricket bat worked well... drowning them in cheap beer not so well... did get kinda drunk though :p


Gross!! :p


Well, at least use a live trap, okay? Don't know if that's the right word, but basically one that just traps it and doesn't kill it.

Because that would totally break my little heart and you wouldn't want see me sad (http://wuog.org/programming/uploaded_images/arthur%20the%20cute-ass%20kitten-783685.jpg), would you now? :(

Silly...I'd prefer not to kill it, but then what do I do with it? Set it free in my backyard for it to enter my house and terrorise me again? Or set it free in someone elses backyard, where they'll kill it anyway? Or keep it as a pet, where I can catch Lassa Fever or something from it?

I haven't seen any of those "live traps" around anyway.

If a cat doesn't work, you can always try getting a snake. :D

If a cat doesn't work, you can always try getting a snake. :D

OK, now that's an awesome idea. :D

And now, drunken hics of the jury, the post you've all been salivating at the prospect of finally succombs to existance thou lecherous fiends. Behold! Spirit of the Revolution, Himself - the Refused Party Program.

http://myspace-806.vo.llnwd.net/00560/60/89/560029806_l.jpg

This almost surreal likeness casts Refused Party Program engaged in it's favourite activity, Extreme Ironing. Were you to witness this fantastic spectacle, your cochleas would scream with pleasure and for mercy for verily the sounds of Carcass wouldst penetrate their juicy Organs of Corti. Indeed.

This most miraculous of cybernautic journeys is certainly one that your children will someday take great interest in and no doubt it will haunt their fantasies forever. Yarr.

OK, now that's an awesome idea. :D

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sad021.gif

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sad021.gif

At least the mouse wouldn't be going to waste. Surely that's an improvement on a trap?

This almost surreal likeness casts Refused Party Program engaged in it's favourite activity, Extreme Ironing.
Great. Surely Refused Party Program wouldn't mind doing a bit of my ironing, too?

Great. Surely Refused Party Program wouldn't mind doing a bit of my ironing, too?

I'll have to ask Him.

At least the mouse wouldn't be going to waste. Surely that's an improvement on a trap?

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sad033.gif

I'll have to ask Him.
Why yes, that would be nice. :)

But tell Him - one wrong crease and He's out.

that ironing doesnt look very extreme to me......

OK, now that's an awesome idea. :D
and a snake won't try to "hunt" your genitals while you sleep. That hurts alot.

that ironing doesnt look very extreme to me......


Are you actually questionning the hardcorosity of the Refused Party Program - The Hokus Blokus, Spirit of the Revolution, The Lad Himself, Cosmic Antithesis, the Greatest Being In Existance?

that ironing doesnt look very extreme to me......

if the true extremity of the ironing was fully conveyed through pictures on the internet then, like a nazi opening the ark of the covenant, your eyes would burn and your face would melt. and you wouldn't want that, would you my little nazi?

Are you actually questionning the hardcorosity of the Refused Party Program - The Hokus Blokus, Spirit of the Revolution, The Lad Himself, Cosmic Antithesis, the Greatest Being In Existance?

yeah...what about it?

I see no extreme in that ironing...where is the parachute? the oxygen tanks? the climbing ropes periously holding you above a bottomless abyss? hmmmm?

if the true extremity of the ironing was fully conveyed through pictures on the internet then, like a nazi opening the ark of the covenant, your eyes would burn and your face would melt. and you wouldn't want that, would you my little nazi?

do I look boverd? does this face look bovered? am I bovered?

yeah...what about it?

I see no extreme in that ironing...where is the parachute? the oxygen tanks? the climbing ropes periously holding you above a bottomless abyss? hmmmm?

Clearly thou hast failed to comprehend the nature and alarming voracity of Extreme Ironing. Had you read the post thoroughly you would have noticed that Extreme Ironing occurs when Death Metal, Heavy Metal, Grind or, indeed, Black Metal are suffusing from a set of speakers in the vicinity of the ironing board and ironee. Now cease your churlish blasphemations, and back to worshipping.

Granted we do not operate on the international definitons of "Extreme" in this context but thou hast eyes, and gooey pink squishy recepticles in your skull and Refused Party Program exists beyond actual reality.

Clearly thou hast failed to comprehend the nature and alarming voracity of Extreme Ironing. Had you read the post thoroughly you would have noticed that Extreme Ironing occurs when Death Metal, Heavy Metal, Grind or, indeed, Black Metal are suffusing from a set of speakers in the vicinity of the ironing board and ironee. Now cease your churlish blasphemations, and back to worshipping.

Don't make me spank you young man!

Don't make me spank you young man!
Ooo! Ooo! Spank me! Spank me! :D

Ooo! Ooo! Spank me! Spank me! :D
and after you've given a good spanking then comes ......... THE ORAL SEX!!!!!!!!!

Ooo! Ooo! Spank me! Spank me! :D

Have you been a bad boy? ;)

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h125/Panzer6/rommel.jpg

Damn im sexy...

and after you've given a good spanking then comes ......... THE ORAL SEX!!!!!!!!!
ROFL! Thank you, Monty! :D

Have you been a bad boy? ;)
Ohhh yesss! I've been sooo bad! You have NO idea! :D

GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me.
AMAZING: And spank me.
STUNNER: And me.
LOVELY: And me.
DINGO: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!
DINGO: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
GIRLS: The oral sex! The oral sex!
GALAHAD: Well, I could stay a bit longer.
LAUNCELOT: Sir Galahad!
GALAHAD: Oh, hello.
LAUNCELOT: Quick!
GALAHAD: What?
LAUNCELOT: Quick!
GALAHAD: Why?
LAUNCELOT: You are in great peril!
DINGO: No, he isn't.
LAUNCELOT: Silence, foul temptress!

:rolleyes:

Simonist']I already posted Czar's pictures. He sent those to me one drunken night, probably the same night he realized that wine and IMs don't mix well.
I believe you were the drunken one... and I can prove it. Tell me, what was my IM (http://www.stardestroyer.net/toc.jpg) addy at that time? :)

See, she (http://www.herrderringe-net.de/kalender/15/shelob.jpg)'s obviously confusing me (http://it.geocities.com/tonibin/owl/owl.png) with someone else (http://narkz.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/pwned_cat1.jpg.w300h275.jpg). ^_^ And don't try to deny it. I am always right.

I believe you were the drunken one... and I can prove it. Tell me, what was my IM (http://www.stardestroyer.net/toc.jpg) addy at that time? :)

See, she (http://www.herrderringe-net.de/kalender/15/shelob.jpg)'s obviously confusing me (http://it.geocities.com/tonibin/owl/owl.png) with someone else (http://narkz.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/pwned_cat1.jpg.w300h275.jpg). ^_^ And don't try to deny it. I am always right.
Shut it, spamgirl. If you were deceptive to begin with, that's not my problem.

And I'm pretty sure that, as a recovering addict, I wasn't drinking :rolleyes:

Simonist']Shut it, spamgirl. If you were deceptive to begin with, that's not my problem.
I didn't think so. ;)

I didn't think so. ;)
I'm actually still waiting on you to "prove" I was the drunken one, whereas, if need be, I can offer proof that I've been clean as long as I've known you....

I don't have time for it right now, though. I'm still trying to figure out how I'm going to eat for the next two weeks, 'cause I just bought my mother an antique dresser with matching mirror for a scant $200. But goddamn, do I need that $200....

Simonist']I'm actually still waiting on you to "prove" I was the drunken one, whereas, if need be, I can offer proof that I've been clean as long as I've known you....

I don't have time for it right now, though. I'm still trying to figure out how I'm going to eat for the next two weeks, 'cause I just bought my mother an antique dresser with matching mirror for a scant $200. But goddamn, do I need that $200....

That's what those 99 cent meals are for.

That's what those 99 cent meals are for.
Meh, most of those fast-food 99 cent meals are meat products. First, I'm not supposed to be leaving the house much until I'm better. Second, I can't eat most meat products.

I think I'll probably just be eating a lot of ramen.

Nice bicycle shorts. Are they as uncomfortable as I'd think they are?

You can ride wearing just about anything for a short commute or ride, but when you’re in the saddle all day having a decent pair of padded bike shorts is very, very nice (although I did wear swim trunks once though when it was raining all day long). Fortunately, riding in rural areas I haven't been attacked by pitchfork wielding locals.

The funny socks are some really thin socks I bought initially for the military, hence the green, but they were terrible for marching. But they were great for cycling, so I wear them when I’m touring. I find that if I’m just wearing normal, cotton socks my toes go numb around 80km into a ride.

http://67.18.37.14/32/176/upload/p1268506.jpg

*snip*

Do you go by Uvic often? I think I've seen you around before...

shit, when I was here last, it was on page 12.....

shit, when I was here last, it was on page 12.....
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Do you go by Uvic often? I think I've seen you around before...

I haven't been up to UVic since last summer. Must have been my good twin brother. http://67.18.37.14/html/emoticons/laugh.gif

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h125/Panzer6/rommel.jpg

Damn im sexy...
Jawohl! Erwin Rommel!

I haven't been up to UVic since last summer. Must have been my good twin brother. http://67.18.37.14/html/emoticons/laugh.gif

then it might be because you look suspiciously like my old science teacher, who also wore biker shorts.

then it might be because you look suspiciously like my old science teacher, who also wore biker shorts.

I’ve never taught classes at UVic. I did take Astronomy 120 when I was there though.

I’ve never taught classes at UVic. I did take Astronomy 120 when I was there though.

no, high school. Nevermind. You two look so similar it's actually kind of freaking me out.

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Damn you Plutonian Empire! Thrawted again!

Angry:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a149/Sweet_Lou_225/100_0765.jpg


And just in case anyone forgot what I look like:

http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a149/Sweet_Lou_225/

Damn you Plutonian Empire! Thrawted again!

Angry:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a149/Sweet_Lou_225/100_0765.jpg


And just in case anyone forgot what I look like:

http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a149/Sweet_Lou_225/
You the guy or the girl? If your the girl, very cute. If your the guy, to quote myself, "The things I'd do if I was gay..."

I am the guy seen above.

I am the guy seen above.
Doh-K. Things I'd do if I...

Did I scare everyone away with my "Things I'd do if I was..." comment?

Ugh. Ok. I finnaly admit it. This thread is dead. No matter what I do, this thread will not recieve any more posts, besides my pitiful attempts at reviving it.

Here's me being silly:

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/9915/lol3at.jpg

use peanut butter instead of cheese on those traps :P ...

works everytime.

Since there are so many new people on here since this thread died.. I feel like bumping it.

So bump.

Oh and what the hell.. here's a new pic of me with tinfoil fronts:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/c524bfea.jpg

use peanut butter instead of cheese on those traps :P ...

works everytime.

Ha, I missed that post, and I actually did that, but it actually ate the peanut butter without triggering it.

It eventually met its fate by stepping on an empty trap that i'd neglected to remove.

Baaaah....

Here's me:

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/RavvyM/zwavedec.jpg

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/RavvyM/Photos003edit.jpg

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/RavvyM/Cornbraids4.jpg

I dont remember what I said last time, but since then I look a little more tired, maybe a little older and about 6 pounds lighter. I've been in rough shape for the last week between very little sleep and very little eating..

http://personal.strawberii.net/alice.jpg

http://personal.strawberii.net/alice.jpg
:eek:

mmmmmm

:fluffle:

Ruffy why'd you go and revive this?

Ruffy why'd you go and revive this?
Well, I felt since there are tons of new people.. why not get it going again.

Well, I felt since there are tons of new people.. why not get it going again.

Fine. I still look like this:
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/photos%20of%20me/silly.jpg

Since there are so many new people on here since this thread died.. I feel like bumping it.

So bump.

Oh and what the hell.. here's a new pic of me with tinfoil fronts:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/c524bfea.jpg

Haha...lemme see your grill, baby.

Here today, gone today.

Here are some from the DC Cherry Blossom festivle:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a149/Sweet_Lou_225/DSCF1296.jpg
Metro ride there

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a149/Sweet_Lou_225/DSCF1319.jpg
Me and my friends as super heros or TV characters or something warrenting a dramatic shot. I'm the least important one on the right.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a149/Sweet_Lou_225/DSCF1334.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a149/Sweet_Lou_225/DSCF1333.jpg
Playing in a shower of blossoms :)

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a149/Sweet_Lou_225/DSCF1346.jpg
Me being sleepy. I'm the one face down on the grass.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a149/Sweet_Lou_225/DSCF1348.jpg
Here we are in the form of a square

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a149/Sweet_Lou_225/DSCF1368.jpg
Metro ride back

Here are some from the DC Cherry Blossom festivle:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a149/Sweet_Lou_225/DSCF1296.jpg
Metro ride there

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a149/Sweet_Lou_225/DSCF1319.jpg
Me and my friends as super heros or TV characters or something warrenting a dramatic shot. I'm the least important one on the right.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a149/Sweet_Lou_225/DSCF1334.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a149/Sweet_Lou_225/DSCF1333.jpg
Playing in a shower of blossoms :)

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a149/Sweet_Lou_225/DSCF1346.jpg
Me being sleepy. I'm the one face down on the grass.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a149/Sweet_Lou_225/DSCF1348.jpg
Here we are in the form of a square

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a149/Sweet_Lou_225/DSCF1368.jpg
Metro ride back
holy crap those are some blurry photos :P seems like you had a good time tho.

Me wondering what the little grey button does when you look directly into it:

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e236/starfire1X/untitled.png

Me wondering what the little grey button does when you look directly into it:

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e236/starfire1X/untitled.png

You are very attractive

You are very attractive
Meow! /rubs against legs; demands a saucer of milk/

Meow! /rubs against legs; demands a saucer of milk/
*throws Czardas in a pool*

Kitty swim!

Looking rather melancholy today:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/LaCroix22/toc11.jpg

nice pic. Was it professionally done?

http://personal.strawberii.net/alice.jpg

Ooh, nice.

*throws Czardas in a pool*

Kitty swim!
Meowhahahahaha! I have the perfect counter to your evil plan!

/pulls out flotation device hidden under fur. Swims to shore. Hocks hairball at Ruff./

Eat fur, bizatch! ;)

Meowhahahahaha! I have the perfect counter to your evil plan!

/pulls out flotation device hidden under fur. Swims to shore. Hocks hairball at Ruff./

Eat fur, bizatch! ;)

*puts firecracker up Czardas' bum*

*puts firecracker up Czardas' bum*
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha................................. bum.

BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM!!!
*deep breath*
BUMMMMMBUM BUM BUM BUMMYBUMBUMBUM BEEEEEEEEEEEEEUM!!11!1!BUM!

err, yeah. back on topic, i might post some new pics later i suppose, with amy's permission (most of the pics i have of myself these days are taken with her.... awwww ;) :))

LOL...wtf? :p

*puts firecracker up Czardas' bum*
/explodes/

That ought to show them... /dies/

/is resurrected as an OMG ZOMBIE!!1 cat. Eats Kanabia's brains, or lack thereof./

OMG SIDEWAYS (http://img310.imageshack.us/img310/5430/sv4000058mh.jpg) (yes, I do know how to change it, but that would ruin the point of posting a sideways picture)


/is resurrected as an OMG ZOMBIE!!1 cat. Eats Kanabia's brains, or lack thereof./

*stares blankly at emaciated kitty*

That's whatcha get for eating nothing. :p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/Makis/Other/Mike12.jpg

Here's my mug... Of course no one knows who the hell I am so, meh.

*stares blankly at emaciated kitty*

That's whatcha get for eating nothing. :p
Argh...

/eats Kanabia's internal organs instead/

Damn, none of those either?

/switches to PM/

Here's my mug... Of course no one knows who the hell I am so, meh.

You look like that guy from that show with the guy in it. Yeah, that one.

You look like that guy from that show with the guy in it. Yeah, that one.

Awesome, thanks! I know just the guy! :p

You look like that guy from that show with the guy in it. Yeah, that one.

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/f7/74/kifmNickelodeonNickelodeonDoug-resized200.gif

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/f7/74/kifmNickelodeonNickelodeonDoug-resized200.gif

ROFLMAO, that wasn't what I was thinking of, but that's awesome.

ROFLMAO, that wasn't what I was thinking of, but that's awesome.

Seriously, that's the first thing I thought of when I saw his pic.

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/f7/74/kifmNickelodeonNickelodeonDoug-resized200.gif

*gunshot*
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*empties the clip*

:D