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VILLAGER #1:
If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
BEDEVERE:
And therefore?
VILLAGER #2:
A witch!

BAHA! monty phyton rules all

Its from Monty Python........
I know that but I can't remember where I saw it... It's a tv-show right?

I know that but I can't remember where I saw it... It's a tv-show right?

It is, they also made some films/movies, The Holy Grail, The Meaning Of Life, The Life of Brian......

"Monty Python" isn't a person, but a group of british actors that performed their famous comedy programme "Monty Python's Flying Circus" on BBC from 5. Oct 1969 to 5. Dec 1974. It's members are
Graham Chapman
John Cleese
Terry Gilliam
Eric Idle
Terry Jones
Michael Palin
Their use of typical british humor in the sketches, their radical treatment of some of the most explosive issues of their time (Sex, Racism, Politics, Drugs, Mice, Molluscs etc...) and their outstanding ability as writers and actors made their work beeing treated as classic and the example for the british way of mastering the life.

I know that but I can't remember where I saw it... It's a tv-show right?
It's a comedy group that ran a TV show (Flying Circus) and made several movies (Life of Brian, The Holy Grail...)

It's a comedy group that ran a TV show (Flying Circus) and made several movies (Life of Brian, The Holy Grail...)
ohhh I always wanted to watch Life of Brian. It's the one where they make fun of Jesus right?

ohhh I always wanted to watch Life of Brian. It's the one where they make fun of Jesus right?Parodize, yes. ;)

http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Sounds/HolyGrail.au/fart.au

:p

Good Morning GLitziness, I think I need to send you some nice chocolate cake :D
she only lives a few miles away from the coast, so no problem... though i'm sure if she's nice she can share some of the cake you sent me ;) (*wink wink*)

Morning :D
How can I ever refuse chocolate cake?! :fluffle:
though I am supposed to be eating healthily.... e-cake has no calories right? :P
eating healthily... like starbucks... yesterday.... *cough*

yeah..... *shiftyeyes* :D

eating healthily... like starbucks... yesterday.... *cough*

yeah..... *shiftyeyes* :DAre you implying that Starbucks is unhealthy? There's some brand new Starbucks-funded studies that prove you very wrong :p

Are you implying that Starbucks is unhealthy? There's some brand new Starbucks-funded studies that prove you very wrong :p
i'm sure its unhealthy when you eat three different types of chocolate cake in a row (with a hot chocolate with a mountain of cream on top...) :p

i'm sure its unhealthy when you eat three different types of chocolate cake in a row (with a hot chocolate with a mountain of cream on top...) :pNot according to Sparrows et al. :D
Bah, I kid.

she only lives a few miles away from the coast, so no problem... though i'm sure if she's nice she can share some of the cake you sent me ;) (*wink wink*)
I'm always nice!! *looks angelic*

eating healthily... like starbucks... yesterday.... *cough*

yeah..... *shiftyeyes* :D
Shush you!
You're just a bad influence on me... :p
I'm starting today *nods*

I'm always nice!! *looks angelic*


Shush you!
You're just a bad influence on me... :p
I'm starting today *nods*


Yes indeed, she is already refusing cake...thats VERY good, and starbucks is actually a HEALTH food store, I just SO can't believe you didn't know that

i'm sure its unhealthy when you eat three different types of chocolate cake in a row (with a hot chocolate with a mountain of cream on top...) :p
You had the hot chocolate!
And we shared the chocolatey things... and one was only a small marshmallowy thing!

Wow, I didn't even know this thread was still around...

Wow, I didn't even know this thread was still around...Not so all-knowing, are we? :p

You had the hot chocolate!
And we shared the chocolatey things... and one was only a small marshmallowy thing!
hey i wasn't saying you were unhealthy, just that the things we bought in starbucks were, in general, not the healthiest foods one could purchase :P

Not so all-knowing, are we? :p
No, just tired. :p

Besides, I'm omnipotent... not omniscient... although really they're mutually inclusive, but still.

hey i wasn't saying you were unhealthy, just that the things we bought in starbucks were, in general, not the healthiest foods one could purchase :P
fine... you just put me in defensive mode :P

*is already dating an NSer*

Same here.

Rejistania! :D

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/zerosixthree/eut.jpg

You know you all want a piece of this!

A majority of both Goths and Cutters aren't traumitized that badly (and tragic is so subjective a term as to be meaningless). Blood is still hawt, though, and black is always in.
Yeah, I know. But I'm just saying. People like the main character from intensity are cool, because they HAVE been traumitized beyond belief. Don't know why I like traumitized people. Must be a fetish or something. And wtf is with this thread getting 13 pages over night?

Yeah, I know. But I'm just saying. People like the main character from intensity are cool, because they HAVE been traumitized beyond belief. Don't know why I like traumitized people. Must be a fetish or something. And wtf is with this thread getting 13 pages over night?
I can only assume that it wandered into the dark realms of off-topicality, as these threads are wont to do.

Been Taken Care Of....
HEY! That's my unique quality (flaw?)! Don't use it!

fine... you just put me in defensive mode :P


holy shit- I didnt just walk in on a spat, did I ? :p

Wow, I didn't even know this thread was still around...
Well, since all the rest of us are figments of your feverish imagination, perhaps it isn't. Ever think of that? Huh? Huh? Huh? :D

Wow, I didn't even know this thread was still around...
OMG and i didn't even bump it.:eek:

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/zerosixthree/eut.jpg

You know you all want a piece of this!
Oh, GROAN! I just KNEW that ridiculous thing was going to be around for a long time! Sigh. :p

Ah i see:p .............. who's Monty Python?
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberry!

holy shit- I didnt just walk in on a spat, did I ? :p
haha, we love winding each other up! (okay, he loves winding me up... :P)
I think it's just so we get to make up afterwards ;) :D

fine... you just put me in defensive mode :P
I hate to rain on this lil pity parade of yours, Glitz, but if you're in "defensive mode," it's your own choice, little lady, not anyone else's. :p

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberry!
Heh! I fart in your general direction! :D

Ok, well, back on topic. I've just realized who I'd want to go out with. JMC! (Jewish Media Control). But I don't think she's been on the forums for like, a month or so. So she's kind of ruled out. :(

Heh! I fart in your general direction! :D
Uh huh, yeah. But I bet you can't tell me who uttered those famous words!!!!!

Oh, GROAN! I just KNEW that ridiculous thing was going to be around for a long time! Sigh. :p
Yeah... I'm sorry... That'll be the last time I swear!

I hate to rain on this lil pity parade of yours, Glitz, but if you're in "defensive mode," it's your own choice, little lady, not anyone else's. :p
Fine, fine... damn people and their logic.. *walks off grumbling* :p

Well, if someone would say which flame warrior (http://www.flamewarriors.com/) I am, then maybe I could find someone compatable with me! Until then, I must hope JMC comes back.

Oh, one more. I HEREBY RISE UP AND FIGHT AGAINST THE FIDDLEBOTTOMS EMPIRE! DOWN WITH TYRANNY! DOWN WITH FACISM!

Well, since all the rest of us are figments of your feverish imagination, perhaps it isn't. Ever think of that? Huh? Huh? Huh? :D
You're right, it isn't. I'm just imagining it all. In fact, some fine day I'll wake up to find out that NS itself never existed and it was all a figment of my imagination as well. In fact, so was the rest of the world and everyone in it....

Oh, one more. I HEREBY RISE UP AND FIGHT AGAINST THE FIDDLEBOTTOMS EMPIRE! DOWN WITH TYRANNY! DOWN WITH FACISM!
But some of us like faces. :(

haha, we love winding each other up! (okay, he loves winding me up... :P)
I think it's just so we get to make up afterwards ;) :D


Ok, good. I always notice an opening and have to stop myself from forcing my way in.

I am a gentleman, you know.



Only kidding. And a tiny word of advice- Glitziness: dont ever argue over meaningless things.
PM: She's always right. (its never worth it to prove her wrong, no matter how right you are)

These two standard rules will save you both hours wasted on grief. Lifes to short to argue about nothing-before you know it, you're 38 yrs old and envious of much younger bicker-ers.

:D

Uh huh, yeah. But I bet you can't tell me who uttered those famous words!!!!!
A member of the cast of Monty Python's "Search for the Holy Grail!"

BTW ... what IS the mean airspeed of a European swallow carrying a coconut? :p

Yeah... I'm sorry... That'll be the last time I swear!
Excellent. You have saved yourself from the Drill Instructor Voice of Doom! :D

A member of the cast of Monty Python's "Search for the Holy Grail!"

BTW ... what IS the mean airspeed of a European swallow carrying a coconut? :p
I don't know, is it related to the capital of Assyria by any chance?

Fine, fine... damn people and their logic.. *walks off grumbling* :p
Ahh yes, Logic. That most irritating of methods of debate and disputation. Shame on me for using it! Tsk! :D

Oh, one more. I HEREBY RISE UP AND FIGHT AGAINST THE FIDDLEBOTTOMS EMPIRE! DOWN WITH TYRANNY! DOWN WITH FACISM!
Down with panties! Uh ... that doesn't quite fit here, does it? Sigh. Neveremind. :p

You're right, it isn't. I'm just imagining it all. In fact, some fine day I'll wake up to find out that NS itself never existed and it was all a figment of my imagination as well. In fact, so was the rest of the world and everyone in it....
Man! Talk about "fevered!" Heh! :p

But some of us like faces. :(
Hehehe! :D

Excellent. You have saved yourself from the Drill Instructor Voice of Doom! :D
Oh good... I still have the original picture btw. I wonder what I should do with it next?

Down with panties! Uh ... that doesn't quite fit here, does it? Sigh. Neveremind. :p
Not really, Eut, not really. And why is a 62 year old man talking about THAT?

I don't know, is it related to the capital of Assyria by any chance?
Close ... but no cigar for you! :D

Man! Talk about "fevered!" Heh! :p
What are you talking about? I am never /coughcough/ ill. ¬_¬

Hehehe! :D
^ Case in point. Although Eut really likes other things more though.

Close ... but no cigar for you! :D
Blue.... no, yell—AAAAAAAAAA!

/hurls holy handgrenade of antioch at Tim as he falls/

Oh good... I still have the original picture btw. I wonder what I should do with it next?
Roll it up into a ball and ... use your imagination! :D

Not really, Eut, not really. And why is a 62 year old man talking about THAT?
Uh ... I'm just 62 years old, not DEAD! Duh! :p

^ Case in point. Although Eut really likes other things more though.
Oh?? And just WHAT are some of those "other things" of which you speak? :p

Blue.... no, yell—AAAAAAAAAA!

/hurls holy handgrenade of antioch at Tim as he falls/
But ... I thought there was only ONE! :eek:

Uh ... I'm just 62 years old, not DEAD! Duh! :p
Exactly! And I'm just nucking futs, not insane! Right? :D

Roll it up into a ball and ... use your imagination! :D
I could do.. I could do.. actually that picture represents the pinnacle of my photoshop skills and several people have questioned me as to why I have pictures of strange men on my hard drive so perhaps I should just leave it.

Oh?? And just WHAT are some of those "other things" of which you speak? :p
Ummm... pie?

/maneuvers quickly to avoid getting forum-banned for lewdness/

But ... I thought there was only ONE! :eek:
Quiet, I'm on a roll.

/bravely turns tail and flees... and there was much rejoicing (yay)/

Exactly! And I'm just nucking futs, not insane! Right? :D
Well ... they're not QUITE the same. ;)

Ummm... pie?

/maneuvers quickly to avoid getting forum-banned for lewdness/
You really ARE wise, oh perceptive one! :D

I could do.. I could do.. actually that picture represents the pinnacle of my photoshop skills and several people have questioned me as to why I have pictures of strange men on my hard drive so perhaps I should just leave it.
LOL! What ... EVER! :rolleyes:

Ok, good. I always notice an opening and have to stop myself from forcing my way in.

I am a gentleman, you know.
Ahahaha :D
Is it just me or has it been a while since I've encountered you around these forums? Either way, I'm no longer missing your innuendo :D

Only kidding. And a tiny word of advice- Glitziness: dont ever argue over meaningless things.
PM: She's always right. (its never worth it to prove her wrong, no matter how right you are)

These two standard rules will save you both hours wasted on grief. Lifes to short to argue about nothing-before you know it, you're 38 yrs old and envious of much younger bicker-ers.

:D
:p
I don't think we ever actually argue argue... It's either jokey, mock-arguments or just talking about stuff, discussing thoughts and feelings (and yes, I actually mean discussing, not "discussing" :p ). Even when one of us gets in some way emotional, I still don't think it ever reaches argument-level. I'm rather proud of our way of dealing with stuff actually *nods* :P

I don't think we ever actually argue argue... It's either jokey, mock-arguments or just talking about stuff, discussing thoughts and feelings (and yes, I actually mean discussing, not "discussing" :p ). Even when one of us gets in some way emotional, I still don't think it ever reaches argument-level. I'm rather proud of our way of dealing with stuff actually *nods* :P
Good. Keep that up and you'll do well together. :)

Ahahaha :D
Is it just me or has it been a while since I've encountered you around these forums? Either way, I'm no longer missing your innuendo :D


:p
I don't think we ever actually argue argue... It's either jokey, mock-arguments or just talking about stuff, discussing thoughts and feelings (and yes, I actually mean discussing, not "discussing" :p ). Even when one of us gets in some way emotional, I still don't think it ever reaches argument-level. I'm rather proud of our way of dealing with stuff actually *nods* :P

I like the sound of that, My relationship with the big Canuck, like yours, was formed on the internet and so communication is our BIG thing, we talk and are honest and open and have very little disagrements, although we are human, and do at times not see eye to eye, but eventually I bring the threat of death into the conversation and he sees things my way.

:p

Good. Keep that up and you'll do well together. :)
Don't worry - I plan to keep it up :)

I like the sound of that, My relationship with the big Canuck, like yours, was formed on the internet and so communication is our BIG thing, we talk and are honest and open and have very little disagrements, although we are human, and do at times not see eye to eye, but eventually I bring the threat of death into the conversation and he sees things my way.

:p
*takes note... especially on that death-threat bit.... ;) :D *

Don't worry - I plan to keep it up :)
Uhhh ... [ wonders how he can use double entendre without sounding crass! ] :D

You really ARE wise, oh perceptive one! :D
Heheh.... er, yeah....

Ahahaha :D
Is it just me or has it been a while since I've encountered you around these forums? Either way, I'm no longer missing your innuendo :D


:p
I don't think we ever actually argue argue... It's either jokey, mock-arguments or just talking about stuff, discussing thoughts and feelings (and yes, I actually mean discussing, not "discussing" :p ). Even when one of us gets in some way emotional, I still don't think it ever reaches argument-level. I'm rather proud of our way of dealing with stuff actually *nods* :P


I'm always around- you just dont notice me in your peripheral view.

Sounds good-keep it up. (No pun intended, however, "keeping it up" works wonders for a relationship too. Especially unsolicited, spontaneous oral treats.)

All I'm trying to get across-something I learned the hard way- Dont strive to be right, even if you absolutely know you are. More often than not, it really doesnt matter. It can lead to a pattern too.
Keep having fun, damnit!!

Uhhh ... [ wonders how he can use double entendre without sounding crass! ] :D
Yeah... I SO wasn't thinking that as I clicked "submit reply".... *shifty eyes* :D

I'm always around- you just dont notice me in your peripheral view.
Hey, I've been away for 5 days... That's something to do with it, I'm sure :P

Sounds good-keep it up. (No pun intended, however, "keeping it up" works wonders for a relationship too. Especially unsolicited, spontaneous oral treats.)

All I'm trying to get across-something I learned the hard way- Dont strive to be right, even if you absolutely know you are. More often than not, it really doesnt matter. It can lead to a pattern too.
Keep having fun, damnit!!
We have no problem "keeping it up", don't you worry.... ;) :D

And I get what you're saying. I don't think we've ever really focused on one of us being "right". It's never really been a case of that. It just generally involves letting each other know how we feel and, if needed, coming to some conclusion or solution about it that we both are happy with. Sometimes all it takes it being able to tell the other person you're annoyed at something, which gets it out the way (and makes you both aware of it), rather than letting it build up and become an issue.
At the moment we seem to have the right balance of keeping the relationship strong and healthy, while also just enjoying ourselves :)

Don't worry - I plan to keep it up :)
Uhhh ... [ wonders how he can use double entendre without sounding crass! ] :D

*Collapses laughing*

Hey, I've been away for 5 days... That's something to do with it, I'm sure :P


We have no problem "keeping it up", don't you worry.... ;) :D

And I get what you're saying. I don't think we've ever really focused on one of us being "right". It's never really been a case of that. It just generally involves letting each other know how we feel and, if needed, coming to some conclusion or solution about it that we both are happy with. Sometimes all it takes it being able to tell the other person you're annoyed at something, which gets it out the way (and makes you both aware of it), rather than letting it build up and become an issue.
At the moment we seem to have the right balance of keeping the relationship strong and healthy, while also just enjoying ourselves :)

Good show!

Simonist']Well, if I go too far into it, of course not only will I get slapped by the powers that be, but also my boyfriend (who will surely catch wind of it) will be like "Stop it! Quit making them objectify you!" and all that rubbish.

It's all about body language. Squeeze a little tighter around a girl's hips/waist when you hug her. If you're a girl, lean your hip area slightly into a guys, um....area....but not too much! Also, if girls nestle their face into the base of your neck, you're going places. Guys, some girls like it when you put one hand fully flattened on the spine between their shoulder blades. That's a particularly sensitive spot.

Beyond that, it's more about actual, person-to-person chemistry ;)
I'd book mark that post, but I doubt that I'd need this advice, since I never leave my room. :p lol.

Anyhoo, I don't know much about anyone anymore, so I guess I wouldn't date anyone for quite a while.

I don't know, is it related to the capital of Assyria by any chance?
Why yes it is. It's all part of the equation. Don't forget to put your favorite color in there...somewhere

Yeah... I SO wasn't thinking that as I clicked "submit reply".... *shifty eyes* :D
LOL! Nooo comment! :D

*Collapses laughing*
LOL! Glad you liked that! :D