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Me- Smunkeeville.

The list is long, but distinguished. :D

*is already dating an NSer*

The list is short, but distinguished. :D

I really have no idea.

Only one? :p

should we really reveal these? ;)

Silly ENGLISH Knights

:D

Silly ENGLISH Knights

:D

go and boil your bottoms you sons of a silly person!

and the winner is. . . . .
antikythera

w00t!

If I had to choose one, probably Sinuhue. I know she's ten years my senior and married, but over the internet these things don't matter so much.

Noone.

should we really reveal these? ;)

What they said.

Get me really drunk and I'll tell ya, otherwise....

this thread poses a stupid question.... like she has any competition :rolleyes: ;)

*is already dating an NSer*
ditto :D :fluffle:

are we supposed to just list one?

Ah, so much potential!

are we supposed to just list one?

I have no idea.

...Why am I getting the feeling that I've said this before? :p

Ah, so much potential!
You're just sick minded :p

You're just sick minded :p

You say that as if it's a bad thing...

You say that as if it's a bad thing...
Under normal circumstances, I'd say it's lovely. In your case, I am of different opinion :p

Under normal circumstances, I'd say it's lovely. In your case, I am of different opinion :p

My feelings!

My feelings!

You had them?

I could think of a couple here... ;)

You had them?
Exactly, had them. :)

Myself[/vanity]

Exactly, had them. :)

Yes, even I have feelings. Or, I used to have them until you hurt me so.

There's a boatload of NSers who I would love to meet and hang out with. So many terrific personalities.

I'd collectively date Fass, Pure Metal, Bitchkitten, and Sinuhue. A good time would be had by all. I'd also cheat on them with Kanabia. I'd also be Peechland's bitch.

There's a lot of great people here.

Yes, even I have feelings. Or, I used to have them until you hurt me so.
Another in my trail of destruction and misery. :) I'll give you (and only you...not all your friends) a date to make up for it. :p

Meh. My list is very long, and the only distinguishing features include 'female' and 'pulse'. Unfortunately, presence of both is required.

I'd collectively date Fass, Pure Metal, Bitchkitten, and Sinuhue. A good time would be had by all. I'd also cheat on them with Kanabia. I'd also be Peechland's bitch.

There's a lot of great people here.
:fluffle: :D
but no, no... get it right. you'd be Fass' bitch whether you like it or not ;)

:fluffle: :D
but no, no... get it right. you'd be Fass' bitch whether you like it or not ;)

Bah! Bears aren't bottoms! :p

You know that Zero Six Three has the cutest ass!
Aw thanks big guy! You know, you're pretty buff in a wizzened, wrinkly kinda way!

*isn't mentioned by anybody*

*weeps*

Feh. I don't know anybody here well enough.

Bah! Bears aren't bottoms! :p
You really have to watch more gay porn :p

*isn't mentioned by anybody*

*weeps*

Feh. I don't know anybody here well enough.
You're straight, so I wouldn't mention you anyway.

You really have to watch more gay porn :p
hahaha :p


*shiftyeyes* :eek: ;)

You really have to watch more gay porn :p

Shhh ... don't burst the bubble ... I'm happy here. Fear me! I am top! Grrrrr.

Shhh ... don't burst the bubble ... I'm happy here. Fear me! I am top! Grrrrr.

On top, you mean?

On top, you mean?
No, he is right. Though I am not too sure how long he will remain "top" for. :p

No, he is right. Though I am not too sure how long he will remain "top" for. :p

Until someone deposes him?

Oh, and I would date you...even if you are gay.

The Aerotic, Aerousing, and Aeravishing Aerou.

Until someone deposes him?
That, or he tries being bottom and takes a liking to it.

Oh, and I would date you...even if you are gay.
*Blushes* (not)

Are you hot at least? :p

The list is short, but distinguished. :D
ROFLMAO! Kewl! :D

The Aerotic, Aerousing, and Aeravishing Aerou.

There was so much Aer*insert end* in that thread, that you alone just covered the normal thread where a billion people show up and mention her.

*Blushes* (not)

Are you hot at least? :p

Indeed.

With TSI, you get a keeper.

Aw thanks big guy! You know, you're pretty buff in a wizzened, wrinkly kinda way!
ROFLMAO! Be careful with that. Others who you might misquote may take mod-ular exception. :D

There was so much Aer*insert end* in that thread, that you alone just covered the normal thread where a billion people show up and mention her.

I intend to scare those others off by arching my back and looking very large.

Indeed.

With TSI, you get a keeper.
Um ... with TSI you need a keeper! LOL! :D

ROFLMAO! Be careful with that. Others who you might misquote may take mod-ular exception. :D

Well, who wouldn't want to date Eut?

He probably knows more positions than Micheal Jackson knows little boys!

Um ... with TSI you need a keeper! LOL! :D

I don't get it.

:confused:

Indeed.

With TSI, you get a keeper.
But you're not gay...hmm I'll have to enslav...I mean work on you.

Well, who wouldn't want to date Eut?

He probably knows more positions than Micheal Jackson knows little boys!
:eek:

I don't get it.

:confused:
He means you need someone willing to keep you :p

I don't get it.

:confused:
"Keeper," as in zookeeper, or kennel keeper, or .... well, you get the picture. :D

Well, who wouldn't want to date Eut?

He probably knows more positions than Micheal Jackson knows little boys!

Talk about similes you want to separate with a foot of lead.

Despite having a serious boyfriend to whom I'll be married.....I can safely say that based on personality and humour, I'd probably go for Fiddlebottoms. However, to be shallow and go based off of physical appeal (and denying the basic truths of sexual orientation and/or that I may well vomit in the physical presence of a mod), I think it'd be either Euro or Melkor. But I'd cheat on any of them with Nation of Fortune

"Keeper," as in zookeeper, or kennel keeper, or .... well, you get the picture. :D

Well, I am an animal in bed...

Well, I am an animal in bed...
Yes, I've seen your piss stained straw patch you call a 'bed'. Nest would be more appropriate.

Yes, I've seen your piss stained straw patch you call a 'bed'. Nest would be more appropriate.
South Islands, remember that date I offered...well err something came up...yeah. So sorry, but I won't be able to make it.

*Fakes sad face and tears*

Definately Dakini.

South Islands, remember that date I offered...well err something came up...yeah. So sorry, but I won't be able to make it.

*Fakes sad face and tears*

You breakin my heart, man, you breakin it intah a million peices!

You just couldn't handle me...

You breakin my heart, man, you breakin it intah a million peices!

You just couldn't handle me...
Sorry, but bestiality just isn't my thing. :)

Sorry, but bestiality just isn't my thing. :)


You just haven't met the right beast...;)

You just haven't met the right beast...;)
Felines are clean, rough and tough...oh, and elegant...I still wouldn't do one. Although most are more acceptable sex partners than most humans. :p

*scans thread....

No date yet, it seems...

Felines are clean, rough and tough...oh, and elegant...I still wouldn't do one. Although most are more acceptable sex partners than most humans. :p

But i'm not a feline. I'm something much, much kinkier.

But i'm not a feline. I'm something much, much kinkier.

Some sort of mollusc?

But i'm not a feline. I'm something much, much kinkier.
Felines are the highest form of being...so if they can't get me to do it, I don't think any other beast could. :)

Felines are the highest form of being...so if they can't get me to do it, I don't think any other beast could. :)

Friend, you are shallow. Broaden your horizions. :)

Friend, you are shallow. Broaden your horizions. :)
True, I am extremely shallow. Clean your "nest" up, and I might put my offer back on the table. Oh, and if you're blonde, that helps.

True, I am extremely shallow. Clean your "nest" up, and I might put my offer back on the table. Oh, and if you're blonde, that helps.

Tribes doesn't know what he's talking aboot. He forgets to bring the leathers one time, and he goes and slanders my good name!

Tribes doesn't know what he's talking aboot. He forgets to bring the leathers one time, and he goes and slanders my good name!
Hah good name as what? A slut? :p

Hah good name as what? A slut? :p

A service provider.

A service provider.
Lovely, a euphemism. :) Anyway, must run along now.

Lovely, a euphemism. :) Anyway, must run along now.

You have my number.

You have my number.
Aha, maybe I'll use it. :p

I think the only reason I read this was to see if anybody mentioned me. Keivan-Prussia and Cabra-West seem to have done the same thing, so the three of us will date. The rest of you can kiss our butts.

I think the only reason I read this was to see if anybody mentioned me. Keivan-Prussia and Cabra-West seem to have done the same thing, so the three of us will date. The rest of you can kiss our butts.

I just read in another thread that most of these fellas thought you were a guy anyway. Guess the Y chromasome blew it again, eh.

I intend to scare those others off by arching my back and looking very large.

If all else fails you could just pull out an AK-47.

I think the only reason I read this was to see if anybody mentioned me. Keivan-Prussia and Cabra-West seem to have done the same thing, so the three of us will date. The rest of you can kiss our butts.
Secretly, that's why I read it as well, but technically I don't care that nobody mentioned me. And I certainly wouldn't want to wreck your awkward little tripod you'll have going later :rolleyes:

I must say, though...the longer I'm on this site, the happier I am when I don't get mention in threads like this. Not because I'm like "Woohoo, they never think of me!" or anything, but because for awhile there I had several guys who seemed to really *ahem* appreciate the pictures of me, and I'm just happy we've now moved past that....

I think the only reason I read this was to see if anybody mentioned me. Keivan-Prussia and Cabra-West seem to have done the same thing, so the three of us will date. The rest of you can kiss our butts.

Kievan-Prussia?
I think I'll leave that date to you, sweetheart. ;) :p

If all else fails you could just pull out an AK-47.

Well, I don't own one, and I don't particularily like them. Besides, the back-arching might be good practice for when Aerou gets me alone.
I'm awful.

Did I miss something? I was just trying to be nice! Nobody ELSE mentioned you!

Don't worry... I just had a few run-ins with Kievan-Prussia in the past. I'm pretty positive he'd not want to date me, either ;)

I would date Monkeypimp just in order to get access to his stable of MonkeyHoes.

Don't worry... I just had a few run-ins with Kievan-Prussia in the past. I'm pretty positive he'd not want to date me, either ;)

Thanks for not killing me...I didn't mean it.

Well, I don't own one, and I don't particularily like them. Besides, the back-arching might be good practice for when Aerou gets me alone.
I'm awful.

Just practice wrestling, it will make you nice and flexible.

I don't actually know any NSers well enough to want to date them. I just don't spend enough time on the General forum, I guess. Besides, the idea of contemplating a relationship with an online personality recogniseable solely through their posts is a bit scary... I'd like to think I'm not that desperate for affection that I can't go and find it in the real world. ;)

Simonist']I had several guys who seemed to really *ahem* appreciate the pictures of me, and I'm just happy we've now moved past that....

I have no idea what you look like, so there is one less guy to drool.

I would date Monkeypimp just in order to get access to his stable of MonkeyHoes If a harlot has the word, "Monkey" in her title, are you sure you really want that...:eek:

I have no idea what you look like, so there is one less guy to drool.

If a harlot has the word, "Monkey" in her title, are you sure you really want that...:eek:
Well it's all over the info thread as well as the link in my signature, but seeing as how you're apparently a guy and, I would assume from you comment, straight....I don't want to take the chance. It's bad enough as it is that people whom I've never even conversed with on here make an unsettlingly sexual comment about me (and it's happened).

Simonist'] but because for awhile there I had several guys who seemed to really *ahem* appreciate the pictures of me, and I'm just happy we've now moved past that....
Regarding those pictures of you, by the way... is it just me or did you dye your hair a different colour and do it up differently for every single one? :p

Regarding those pictures of you, by the way... is it just me or did you dye your hair a different colour and do it up differently for every single one? :p
I dye my hair almost as often as some people change their underwear, and when it's at the crappy length it's at in most of those pictures.......yeah, I usually do it up differently, just because putting it up the same way gets boring and I almost always hate the way it looks when I wear it down right now. Besides, just so you know, these photos span about 4 years total, though you can't tell much of the passing of time except by the hair colours.....

Simonist']It's bad enough as it is that people whom I've never even conversed with on here make an unsettlingly sexual comment about me (and it's happened).

Well, I try not to make a habit out of being a pervert, so no need to worry about some comment from me.

If a harlot has the word, "Monkey" in her title, are you sure you really want that...:eek:

I'm sure it's just an honorific. I don't take it literally.

I'm sure it's just an honorific. I don't take it literally.

Careful. next thing you know you're covered in banana peels and poo.

Careful. next thing you know you're covered in banana peels and poo.

Don't forget clumps of hair, I mean afterall, they would be animals in bed. All of that pulling...

Simonist']I dye my hair almost as often as some people change their underwear, and when it's at the crappy length it's at in most of those pictures.......yeah, I usually do it up differently, just because putting it up the same way gets boring and I almost always hate the way it looks when I wear it down right now. Besides, just so you know, these photos span about 4 years total, though you can't tell much of the passing of time except by the hair colours.....
Ah, that explains it.... By the way, I'm another person you won't have to worry about unsettling comments from, as you can probably reference from my earlier post in this thread. I come here to have fun, not to pick up women or engage in puerile innuendo.

Careful. next thing you know you're covered in banana peels and poo.
For all we know he already is.....

Simonist']Careful. next thing you know you're covered in banana peels and poo.For all we know he already is.....

Well.... it is Saturday.

hmm...let us see.

for a "date" date, um...Peechland, Cabra, Sinuhue, Ilie, WYTYG...glitz, but I think PM would beat me with my own leg...

I still say I want to grab a beer with PM, Kanabia, Keruvalia, Straughn, Muderous maniacs, TSI, and Tribes

If I ever felt the need to cry or be proven wrong, I would call up Fass

Eut would be the person I would like to harass. perhaps poking him over and over with a stick, or doing the "I'm not touching you" thing. That or get some of his wisdom. Ya know, whichever happened first.

I know I'm missing some.

Bah! Bears aren't bottoms! :p

Some are, but you being a top suits me just fine.

Some are, but you being a top suits me just fine.

You're a bottom? That honestly surprises me.

for a "date" date, um...Peechland, Cabra, Sinuhue, Ilie, WYTYG...glitz, but I think PM would beat me with my own leg...
Aw. We could totally go see Rocky Horror together. :p

You're a bottom? That honestly surprises me.
It does?

Aw. We could totally go see Rocky Horror together. :p


It does?
haha...sounds awesome to me!

I don't actually know any NSers well enough to want to date them. I just don't spend enough time on the General forum, I guess. Besides, the idea of contemplating a relationship with an online personality recogniseable solely through their posts is a bit scary... I'd like to think I'm not that desperate for affection that I can't go and find it in the real world. ;)

this is kind of what I was wondering too. I know a lot of people in NS are playing some kind of role - so anybody who's particular about the sex or orientation of a partner either has to know the people here in RL too, or just plays Russian roulete. if I was looking for a partner, I wouldn't risk the stories people tell on the net to guess what they're really like.

am I right thinking that at least some of you know each other in RL?

Simonist']Well it's all over the info thread as well as the link in my signature, but seeing as how you're apparently a guy and, I would assume from you comment, straight....I don't want to take the chance. It's bad enough as it is that people whom I've never even conversed with on here make an unsettlingly sexual comment about me (and it's happened).

Simonist, if that's you, you have nice eyes. not as nice IMO as my lady's eyes, and I guess that won't surprise you, but nice.

I hope you don't think that's unsettlingly sexist. it's not meant to be. but since you're showing and since you mentioned it, there it is.

this is kind of what I was wondering too. I know a lot of people in NS are playing some kind of role - so anybody who's particular about the sex or orientation of a partner either has to know the people here in RL too, or just plays Russian roulete. if I was looking for a partner, I wouldn't risk the stories people tell on the net to guess what they're really like.

am I right thinking that at least some of you know each other in RL?
A few people have taken the chance and met in real life. Some of them did apparently work out—for instance, Jim and Roan, or Pure Metal and Glitz. Others knew each other prior to starting NS, which is why so many people are reported as hearing about NS from "a friend". (Examples include Smunkee and her husband whose NS nation I keep forgetting, Stephistan and Zeppistan, and the like.)

this is kind of what I was wondering too. I know a lot of people in NS are playing some kind of role - so anybody who's particular about the sex or orientation of a partner either has to know the people here in RL too, or just plays Russian roulete. if I was looking for a partner, I wouldn't risk the stories people tell on the net to guess what they're really like.

am I right thinking that at least some of you know each other in RL?

Some do, some knew each other before, others met here. Some only talk on the forums, others TG, mail or IM as well. Sure, some are playing a role, but I guess those that have been here for a while don't actually bother with that and just are more or less themselves.

Me, I'd date Carnivorous Lickers, Sarkhaan, Hullepupp, maybe the Green Plague, Sinuhue, Grainne Ni Malley.... hey, all of them together would be neat :D

Nobody.

...

Well...MAYBE Smunkeville. But only because she's awesome like that.

Nobody.

...

Well...MAYBE Smunkeeville. But only because she's awesome like that.

There are two "e"s.... I think. :p


You're a bottom? That honestly surprises me.

I agree with Sdaeriji, Fass is so forceful... You'd think he'd take over.

hmm. it seems the person i named earlier has yet to post. interesting.

PLEASE POST ANTIKYTHERA!!!

*ahem* (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10594713&postcount=9)

There are two "e"s.... I think. :p




I agree with Sdaeriji, Fass is so forceful... You'd think he'd take over.
Damn. I knew I forgot something.

Some do, some knew each other before, others met here. Some only talk on the forums, others TG, mail or IM as well. Sure, some are playing a role, but I guess those that have been here for a while don't actually bother with that and just are more or less themselves....


thanks for explaining that. although I've been in NS awhile, I've not really spent that much time til recently. funny thing, I found an old buddy from years ago in NS. I thought it was weird enough running into this guy (and recently a couple more) I lost track of years and years ago. I had no idea you could meet someone you might want to date.

as for my lady, she won't come near NS no matter how much I try to tell her about it. she hates computers. we do share other interests though. ;)

anyway, good luck to people who found a friend/partner/whatever here. very cool.

Probably all of the people I've mentioned in every other thread on this subject. ^_^

hmm. it seems the person i named earlier has yet to post. interesting.
*ahem* (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10594713&postcount=9)
Well, we have these things called telegrams, see, and.... :p

Definately Dakini.

*nods*

I would date Monkeypimp just in order to get access to his stable of MonkeyHoes.

It takes a long time to get access to those fine ladies.

You're a bottom? That honestly surprises me.

It shouldn't, since the bottom is always in control. Nevertheless, I'm versatile. Keruvalia is the kind of person I'd be a bottom to, while others I'd be a top to. And with others, we'd switch. It's all good.

Well, we have these things called telegrams, see, and.... :p

and i'm lazy. and trying to work an out-of-state girl right now. no, not that work, perv.

needless to say, cruises are teh pwnz!!!11!!1

It shouldn't, since the bottom is always in control. Nevertheless, I'm versatile. Keruvalia is the kind of person I'd be a bottom to, while others I'd be a top to. And with others, we'd switch. It's all good.
LMAO! Fass, Fass, Fass! U iz sumfin else, dude! :D

Anyone who'll have me. I'm choosy like that

and i'm lazy. and trying to work an out-of-state girl right now. no, not that work, perv.

needless to say, cruises are teh pwnz!!!11!!1
And all that is ostensibly relevant to the topic at hand, of course...

Anyone who'll have me. I'm choosy like that
Heh! I know how you feel. Since I don't make a secret of my age, very, very few younger women will admit to being attracted to me anymore ... at least not publicly. ;)

Anyone who'll have me. I'm choosy like that

Hey, I'm right in your category, it seems ;)

Is it possible to date somebody against their will?

Is it possible to date somebody against their will?

On NS? I should think so...

Is it possible to date somebody against their will?

That depends... Do you have LSD, tape, and rope?

LMAO! Fass, Fass, Fass! U iz sumfin else, dude! :D

I don't see what's so special about that.

Bah! Bears aren't bottoms! :p

Hmm, then what the hell am I? hmm, I'm a bottom - someone, quick, pigeon hole into a scene :P

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/kaiwai/Picture002.jpg

As for who; Fass, he can fuck me senseless - I wanna be his bitch :P

10+ pages, and I've yet to be mentioned!

*celebrates*

for a "date" date, um...Peechland, Cabra, Sinuhue, Ilie, WYTYG...glitz, but I think PM would beat me with my own leg...

I still say I want to grab a beer with PM, Kanabia, Keruvalia, Straughn, Muderous maniacs, TSI, and Tribes

that i would. either your own leg or just suffocate you with your own intestines. i'm not a violent man, really... *cough*

but at least we can go for beers after! :p :fluffle:

10+ pages, and I've yet to be mentioned!

*celebrates*
Weren't you the one who mentioned that he was so incredibly beautiful that random people were stopping their cars in the street just to gape at him? Maybe that was a bit of a self-advertisement overkill. :p ;)

The Aerotic, Aerousing, and Aeravishing Aerou.
Am I the only person who almost never sees this mysterious "Aerou" character's posts?

Am I the only person who almost never sees this mysterious "Aerou" character's posts?
Yes. :D


No, actually I think she really doesn't post very much.

that i would. either your own leg or just suffocate you with your own intestines. i'm not a violent man, really... *cough*
No, of course not. And the human skulls of your defeated enemies you use as beer steins were given to you by evil gnomes on whom we can base all of the world's problems and conspiracies, right?

Weren't you the one who mentioned that he was so incredibly beautiful that random people were stopping their cars in the street just to gape at him? Maybe that was a bit of a self-advertisement overkill. :p ;)

Well, that was on another thread, but I'm not kidding about the times those things have happened.

And if it helps my not being mentioned in these sorts of threads, all the better. I find getting mentioned by random people awkward.

Well, that was on another thread, but I'm not kidding about the times those things have happened.

And if it helps my not being mentioned in these sorts of threads, all the better. I find getting mentioned by random people awkward.
I know it was on another thread, or I would've totally quoted you. :p

Also, we're not random. :( We may be awkward, though. :) (And using way too many smilies. :rolleyes:)

I know it was on another thread, or I would've totally quoted you. :p

Also, we're not random. :( We may be awkward, though. :) (And using way too many smilies. :rolleyes:)

1: Nyah!

2: Most of you are random! ...Okay, maybe not. ...Maybe so...

...Have I gone insane? Of course not. But, have I gone insane? Why, yes, I guess I have...

...

Am I the only person who almost never sees this mysterious "Aerou" character's posts?


She just had to take her final tests before getting her MD, and she's been very busy.

Although, they are there.:p Just look harder.

2: Most of you are random! ...Okay, maybe not. ...Maybe so...

...Have I gone insane? Of course not. But, have I gone insane? Why, yes, I guess I have...

...
Yeah, it's the after-effects of the smiley barrage. Sorry about that. It'll pass, though. It usually does.

Also, we're not random.

speak for yourself :p

(And using way too many smilies. :rolleyes:)
oh yeah, now you're talking my language! ;) :D :p :cool: :) ;) :p :fluffle:

oh yeah, now you're talking my language! ;) :D :p :cool: :) ;) :p :fluffle:

*head explodes*

no one....i like being single:)

;) :D :p :cool: :) ;) :p :fluffle:

Instead of opiates we have smilies...

no one....i like being single:)

damn you! damn you to hell!

no more like
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

no one....i like being single:)

Sure, Sure.
Poor Fleckenstein, he never stood a chance.

no one....i like being single:)
Bad doggie! You're supposed to claim that relationships are self-destructive and lead only to grief and destruction, making singleness the only viable alternative, not that it is better just because of your own hedonistic, egocentric desires! /slaps with rolled-up newspaper

Actually, I might as well just get out of the thread before someone sees me...

/flees

Instead of opiates we have smilies...well i'm addicted...



smilies for the masses! let them eat fluffle! :p

Poor Fleckenstein, he never stood a chance.

*sniff* i appreciate your kindness *sniff*

I'd be Milhouse to Bottle's Lisa.

meh, last time I answered one of these I got into trouble, so I maintain a stony silence.

There is only one female from NS that I'd date. However, I think I"ve managed to screw that up so barring her giving me yet another chance, I'm not dating.

If she weren't married, I'd choose Smunkeeville. I'd love to see if I could corrupt her before she could convert me.

If she weren't married, I'd choose Smunkeeville. I'd love to see if I could corrupt her before she could convert me.
LOL, my husband tried that, it didn't work. He was a satanist when we met.

Bad doggie! You're supposed to claim that relationships are self-destructive and lead only to grief and destruction, making singleness the only viable alternative, not that it is better just because of your own hedonistic, egocentric desires! /slaps with rolled-up newspaper

Actually, I might as well just get out of the thread before someone sees me...

/fleesToo late! I'd date Czardas! I'd date Czardas! I said it first!

Too late! I'd date Czardas! I'd date Czardas! I said it first!
No, you didn't. For the record, the first person to say that who I'm actually counting (FairyTInkArisen and now-deceased posters are not counted) was Volksnation, in September 2005, and she was provoked. In later 2005, with the appearance of more dating threads, more and more people continued to cite me, some jokingly (Grainne Ni Malley, Eh-oh, Nation of Fortune, and the like) and some more seriously (Avarhierrim, Simonist). You're not even the first of 2006 to say that. Sorry. :p

No, you didn't. For the record, the first person to say that who I'm actually counting (FairyTInkArisen and now-deceased posters are not counted) was Volksnation, in September 2005, and she was provoked. In later 2005, with the appearance of more dating threads, more and more people continued to cite me, some jokingly (Grainne Ni Malley, Eh-oh, Nation of Fortune, and the like) and some more seriously (Avarhierrim, Simonist). You're not even the first of 2006 to say that. Sorry. :pWell, I'm the first in this thread...and just for that, I'm not going to tell you if I was joking or serious.

Am I the only person who almost never sees this mysterious "Aerou" character's posts?

I haven't been posting much lately....

I haven't been posting much lately....
I know...you've been missed...

That depends... Do you have LSD, tape, and rope?

Ooooh, i'm yours.

Is this a Grave Dig?
*Checks*

Ooooh, i'm yours.
*prepares LSD and tape*

Do you want this the easy way, or the hard way. :p

I haven't been posting much lately....

I told you she still existed.

*sniff* i appreciate your kindness *sniff*

It's ok, you go ahead and cry on my shoulder. Just don't mess up my shirt, they don't come cheap.

Am I the only person who almost never sees this mysterious "Aerou" character's posts?

She's kind of like the Loch Ness monster in that respect.

Bah, dating is overrated. But then, I have this bad habit of moving 1000 miles or so every year or two.....

It isn't a grave dig.

No, you didn't. For the record, the first person to say that who I'm actually counting (FairyTInkArisen and now-deceased posters are not counted) was Volksnation, in September 2005, and she was provoked. In later 2005, with the appearance of more dating threads, more and more people continued to cite me, some jokingly (Grainne Ni Malley, Eh-oh, Nation of Fortune, and the like) and some more seriously (Avarhierrim, Simonist). You're not even the first of 2006 to say that. Sorry. :p
Mmmm. You, me, and NoF....sounds like the most delicious threesome NS could have ever kicked up.

Hey, I mean....I'm fair looking, he's rather pretty.....even if you looked like a troll's butt, you couldn't bring us down too much, right?

And for the record, who was the first of 2006 to say it? 'Cause I know it wasn't me, I didn't mention us hooking up (again) until mid-January....

She's kind of like the Loch Ness monster in that respect.

Rawr! :)

I talk to people more off the forums then on...

all the guys that play an instrument to make an "Giant-Gig" with them...and

Aerou

that i would. either your own leg or just suffocate you with your own intestines. i'm not a violent man, really... *cough*

but at least we can go for beers after! :p :fluffle:
haha...as long as you leave my liver, we're all good

Yes. :D

No, actually I think she really doesn't post very much.
So how do we know that we want a bit of her sweet ass?

So how do we know that we want a bit of her sweet ass?

She used to be around a lot more. And some would say she's really hot.

Who would I date?

Nobody. Take that you had to highlight it.

No, you didn't. <snip>
I note that you've been keeping track rather well. :p

Simonist']Mmmm. You, me, and NoF....sounds like the most delicious threesome NS could have ever kicked up.

Hey, I mean....I'm fair looking, he's rather pretty.....even if you looked like a troll's butt, you couldn't bring us down too much, right?

And for the record, who was the first of 2006 to say it? 'Cause I know it wasn't me, I didn't mention us hooking up (again) until mid-January....

oooh, I wanna play....... well, play with Simonist anyhow.... the others can watch, or you know, sketch pictures like in a courtroom...... so yummy that simonist is...

So how do we know that we want a bit of her sweet ass? When the babe thread was around, she was a frequent poster.

And some would say she's really hot.

*points to list of every single NS male under age 17 and over 20.*

oooh, I wanna play....... well, play with Simonist anyhow.... the others can watch, or you know, sketch pictures like in a courtroom...... so yummy that simonist is...

So that's what you meant Simonist...

Nobody. Take that you had to highlight it.
Yes, I did.

Simonist']Mmmm. You, me, and NoF....sounds like the most delicious threesome NS could have ever kicked up.

Hey, I mean....I'm fair looking, he's rather pretty.....even if you looked like a troll's butt, you couldn't bring us down too much, right?
That's all a matter of opinion. You could be surprised. :p (It does depend on how much the two of you are into someone who looks like the bastard child of Harry Potter's evil twin and a Siamese cat, with a little bit of Asian/East European thrown in—although not that much, because if the personality doesn't drive you crazy, appearance and other superficial things won't make too much of a difference.)

Simonist']
And for the record, who was the first of 2006 to say it? 'Cause I know it wasn't me, I didn't mention us hooking up (again) until mid-January....
You know, I don't actually remember... I guess it was in the first dating thread of 2006, because people always mention me in those, just to "annoy" me (although I'm really used to it now). Now if only I had the money to subscribe to those services so I could stalk them afterwards, poison their pets, steal things from their houses, and leave messages written in blood on their doors, the way I do to people I dislike IRL. :(

I note that you've been keeping track rather well. :p
Oh quiet you. :p /gets out large trout/

oooh, I wanna play....... well, play with Simonist anyhow.... the others can watch, or you know, sketch pictures like in a courtroom...... so yummy that simonist is...I feel so unloved. :rolleyes:

So that's what you meant Simonist...


Yes, I did.
What is that supposed to mean???? please elaborate...

What is that supposed to mean???? please elaborate...


Sounds like somebody's calling somebody a stalker. Maybe I misinterpreted, but not thinking so.;)

When the babe thread was around, she was a frequent poster.
Yes, I did.

Come now, reveal the location of this Babe thread. I can't yet decide who I'd wish to date. Search is restricted to once every 180 seconds.

what ever happened to Tink? Her perverse thoughts always made the day better, haven't seen her in ages. :confused:

Come now, reveal the location of this Babe thread. I can't yet decide who I'd wish to date. Search is restricted to once every 180 seconds.

even i know it was in spam, then seemed to disappear. . . . .

hey, is it smart to date someone who stalks you?

cabra. . .

even i know it was in spam, then seemed to disappear. . . . .

hey, is it smart to date someone who stalks you?

cabra. . .

Depends who the stalker is and why they're stalking you. If it's an extremely attractive female whom you've never met, and you are an average or below average looking guy, assume you have something she wants besides a date.

Depends who the stalker is and why they're stalking you. If it's an extremely attractive female whom you've never met, and you are an average or below average looking guy, assume you have something she wants besides a date.


Like Circus peanuts.... chicks dig the guys with Circus Peanuts....

What is that supposed to mean???? please elaborate...
A few pages ago, Jen claimed to be satisfied she hadn't been mentioned thus far because of the number of young males who displayed themselves to be... /fassian cough/ ... appreciative of her photographs, while dropping subtle hints that she was really looking for someone to mention her.

It's easy to figure some people out once you get to know their online personalities. :p

Like Circus peanuts.... chicks dig the guys with Circus Peanuts....

They are far more appetizing than male testicles. Salty, crunchy, nutty, yummy. I should add that not everything salty is yummy.

They are far more appetizing than male testicles. Salty, crunchy, nutty, yummy. I should add that not everything salty is yummy.


silly...by circus peanuts I mean the little orange soft, sweet, delicious candy.. I can see where that could have been ambigious though...

A few pages ago, Jen claimed to be satisfied she hadn't been mentioned thus far because of the number of young males who displayed themselves to be... /fassian cough/ ... appreciative of her photographs, while dropping subtle hints that she was really looking for someone to mention her.

It's easy to figure some people out once you get to know their online personalities. :p


so no stalker reference?? darnit... I thought we were gonna have a brawl...

silly...by circus peanuts I mean the little orange soft, sweet, delicious candy.. I can see where that could have been ambigious though...

These are the ones I was thinking of when I read your post. Why do they only come in orange I've often wondered?

silly...by circus peanuts I mean the little orange soft, sweet, delicious candy.. I can see where that could have been ambigious though...

I was thinking of elephants. Now I know of the confectionary you're talking about, and yes, they are delicious.

so no stalker reference?? darnit... I thought we were gonna have a brawl...
No, of course there aren't any stalker references, what would make you think that? Besides that I conveniently happen to know her name, age, approximate location, profession, personality, temperament, sexual orientation, medical history, high school transcript, and IP address by heart, I mean? /shifty eyes/

;)

A few pages ago, Jen claimed to be satisfied she hadn't been mentioned thus far because of the number of young males who displayed themselves to be... /fassian cough/ ... appreciative of her photographs, while dropping subtle hints that she was really looking for someone to mention her.

It's easy to figure some people out once you get to know their online personalities. :p


Thankyou Czardas... thought maybe I offended someone with playful comments towards Simonist...

I'd go out with Czardas, the sexy bitch. Not to make him, you know, uncomfortable in his pointless asexuality. Oh no. Of course not.

¬_¬

so no stalker reference?? darnit... I thought we were gonna have a brawl...

Yet more proof you can take nothing my old friend Green Plague says seriously, unless he is talking about circus peanuts, which I must say are wonderful... so are peeps.

I'd go out with Czardas, the sexy bitch. Not to make him, you know, uncomfortable in his pointless asexuality. Oh no. Of course not.
:fluffle: [/I posted that on purpose. Bitch.]

Also, Tribes, aren't you supposed to add some kind of snide comment about my posting on dating threads when I profess to be at least 70% asexual? I'm surprised at you. Are you unwell? (In other words, did that overdose of sleeping pills/Viagra/laxatives in combination I slipped into your last beer take effect yet?)

Thankyou Czardas... thought maybe I offended someone with playful comments towards Simonist...
Offend someone? Here on General? How could you think of such a thing?! :eek:

:fluffle: [/I posted that on purpose. Bitch.]

Also, Tribes, aren't you supposed to add some kind of snide comment about my posting on dating threads when I profess to be at least 70% asexual? I'm surprised at you. Are you unwell? (In other words, did that overdose of sleeping pills/Viagra/laxatives in combination I slipped into your last beer take effect yet?)
Whilst I am sat here, currently shitting myself into erect slumber, I feel OK. Also, that was sort of a snide comment at your asexuality in general. Why be specific?

Whilst I am sat here, currently shitting myself into erect slumber, I feel OK. Also, that was sort of a snide comment at your asexuality in general. Why be specific?
Oh, I don't know... except that it might help people actually understand what you're talking about... you know?

I've also explained that technically I'm 20/5/75, so that's a moot point. :p

Whilst I am sat here, currently shitting myself into erect slumber, I feel OK. Also, that was sort of a snide comment at your asexuality in general. Why be specific?

I am sat here too.

Oh, I don't know... except that it might help people actually understand what you're talking about... you know?

I've also explained that technically I'm 20/5/75, so that's a moot point. :p
So...you don't think the original post was clear. Also, I have no idea what the 20/5/75 business means, so I'll just say.........yes.

Eh, you're all horrible, horrible people. Besides if I dated someone then it would ruin my plan to be one of those anti-social weirdos who has a couple dozen cats in his apartment and who keeps decades worth of TV Guides.

List
Aerou
Tink
Preebles
Eh-oh
Bitchkitten
Peechland
Alinania
That is all

dont know dont care.. much better things to do... like living in the real world

what ever happened to Tink? Her perverse thoughts always made the day better, haven't seen her in ages. :confused:
i've been a little bit busy wiping old people's bums. And perverse thoughts?! me?! i don't know what you mean!


and I'll go with Czardas i think or Myrth maybe

Silly ENGLISH Knights

:D

:fluffle:

and I'll go with Czardas i think or Myrth maybe
You should add a smilie to that.... from a certain angle it almost looks as though you could be serious.

the one i am dating! :p :fluffle:

(this thread keeps on getting gravedug... ah well... more fluffles that way! ;))

the one i am dating! :p :fluffle:
Oh, you mean Keruvalia?

:fluffle:
okay, I give, what's the deal with your "crush" on me or whatever?

Oh, you mean Keruvalia?
no. you, honeybunch *smooches* ;)

no. you, honeybunch *smooches* ;)
Wait... so that was you?

I knew there was something familiar about that annoying habit with your pencil and those bread crumbs you kept doing the whole time. :p

In most cases I can't even tell wether you all are female or male.

Fairy and Luna and a few others even tho I dont know their gender

In most cases I can't even tell wether you all are female or male.More ways to love us, then. :D

I wouldn't date any of you. Were I free to do so, however, and could afford the airfare, I would very much enjoy dropping by and shagging a great many of you. That would assume you were also free to engage in some tumbling, and interested in having a strange woman fly to your city in order to have sex with you. Hmmm. That might be rather odd.

I wouldn't date any of you. Were I free to do so, however, and could afford the airfare, I would very much enjoy dropping by and shagging a great many of you. That would assume you were also free to engage in some tumbling, and interested in having a strange woman fly to your city in order to have sex with you. Hmmm. That might be rather odd.Odd perhaps, but I've most certainly been through worse than that :D

Odd perhaps, but I've most certainly been through worse than that :D
I guess it could be part of the total NS experience:)

I guess it could be part of the total NS experience:)
You still haven't shared the details of your hot romance with Neo R...:(

In most cases I can't even tell wether you all are female or male.
That hasn't stopped anyone from posting yet. :p

I wouldn't date any of you. Were I free to do so, however, and could afford the airfare, I would very much enjoy dropping by and shagging a great many of you. That would assume you were also free to engage in some tumbling, and interested in having a strange woman fly to your city in order to have sex with you. Hmmm. That might be rather odd.
Ha! How awesome would that be? The Sinuhue Love Express.

You still haven't shared the details of your hot romance with Neo R...:(
ROFL! :p

You still haven't shared the details of your hot romance with Neo R...:(
Ahahahhaa...well, it's non-existant, sorry. I just said that to get Neo riled up:)

Ha! How awesome would that be? The Sinuhue Love Express.
I see it as a sort of public service, for those of you who are underappreciated in your home cities or towns. On NS, we get to see you shine (or not, depending). Melkor, you'd be the first stop on my Love Express, as I made my way down to Sumamba and his loverly fiance:)

That hasn't stopped anyone from posting yet. :p
Yeah, I know ya bunch of freakin' pervs. :mad:

Yeah, I know ya bunch of freakin' pervs. :mad:
Hmmm, well some of us don't really care if the poster is male or female. Pervs? Perhaps. But in a good, very very good, way.

Ahahahhaa...well, it's non-existant, sorry. I just said that to get Neo riled up:)Thank goodness. For a while I thought you loved Neo R more than me :p

Thank goodness. For a while I thought you loved Neo R more than me :p
Generally, when I find someone's ideology completely repugnant, this translates into a complete lack of lust towards them. So there is really no chance of that happening.

Ahahahhaa...well, it's non-existant, sorry. I just said that to get Neo riled up:)
Damn. Well, we can always get Fass drunk enough.... :p

Damn. Well, we can always get Fass drunk enough.... :p

As if he'd need to be drunk.

As if he'd need to be drunk.
You're forgetting, Neo-R is a woman. :p

the one i am dating! :p :fluffle:

(this thread keeps on getting gravedug... ah well... more fluffles that way! ;))
Sorry man.:p

....and interested in having a strange woman fly to your city in order to have sex with you. Hmmm. That might be rather odd.

Been there, done that. :D

Been there, done that. :D

I told you that you'd be back.

I told you that you'd be back.

I'm just taking a break.... real life sucks.

I'm just taking a break.... real life sucks.

Hahaha... So you finally noticed? :p

To be honest, I went through one of those stages a few weeks ago. You'll probably get over it just as I did (and most likely continue to post regularly here again... like I did).

I'm just taking a break.... real life sucks.


Tell me about it. AND HI!

Tell me about it. AND HI!

Hi, honey!
Boy, it's been a long time since I saw you around... :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Hahaha... So you finally noticed? :p

To be honest, I went through one of those stages a few weeks ago. You'll probably get over it just as I did (and most likely continue to post regularly here again... like I did).

*lol
I don't know what stages you went through, but I initially wnated to concentrate on my RL problems rather than spending time on NS.

Didn't work, though, so far... :(

Hi, honey!
Boy, it's been a long time since I saw you around... :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

I know. Work managed to snag me on a Saturday so that I could supervise a grand total of 2, count 'em, 2 people!

At least I get to have e-contact with you again. :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

I know. Work managed to snag me on a Saturday so that I could supervise a grand total of 2, count 'em, 2 people!

At least I get to have e-contact with you again. :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Hey, that's just the right number of people in my book ;)

Well, it would be, that is...

Just TGed you

Hey, that's just the right number of people in my book ;)

Well, it would be, that is...

Just TGed you

Back at ya.

Personally I could handle a third. Oops, that probably makes me look bad. Oh well.

Back at ya.

Personally I could handle a third. Oops, that probably makes me look bad. Oh well.

Bad? No. Balanced is the word you're looking for ;)

Oh, and replied.

Woot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No One's Mentioned Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d

Been there, done that. :D
:eek:

With whom? :confused:

:eek:

With whom? :confused:

German guy... married, with more affairs than he can handle, it would seem. I used to be one of them.

German guy... married, with more affairs than he can handle, it would seem. I used to be one of them.I got a feeling I know whom you mean...

German guy... married, with more affairs than he can handle, it would seem. I used to be one of them.
:-S

welcome back CW - good to see you :)

I got a feeling I know whom you mean...

*lol

It's not as if I hadn't talked about him on here before, so you might indeed remember the story. ;)

*lol

It's not as if I hadn't talked about him on here before, so you might indeed remember the story. ;)Might have missed part of it. You know how my internet access tends to be "sporadic" at best ;)

:-S

welcome back CW - good to see you :)

:fluffle:

Thanks

:fluffle:

Thanks
how you holding up now, then? :fluffle:
things getting settled?

240+ posts and I haven't been mentioned... good ole shot to the ego... :(


wait... what ego... :eek:



for me,
I wouldn't mind... Ok, I want to date...
Cabra West
Wild Orchid
Peechland
The Chocolate Goddess
The Three United Isles
Kjralon
Gaeltach
Katganistan

Have fun with...
Antikythera (in a No Strings Attach, just have a good time jaunt)
Smunkeeville (she is married.... damn)
Fary Tinkarisen
All of the mods...

Meet and just hang out with.
Eutrusca
The Cat Tribe
Kellarly
Everybody... or mostly everyone at Paradise Beach!

and if it were possible, just hold a Giant Luau for everyone else.

:fluffle:

Thanks


Hey!! Good to see you! *lick*

Hope all is well?

Godfire']Woot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No One's Mentioned Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d
It couldn't have anything to do with the fact that nobody knows who the hell you are, could it? Oh no, of course not. That's just silly.

Definitely Fiddlebottoms and/or Fass. Too bad I'm not gay:( (sigh...stupid testosterone). Two of the most intelligent posters on NS. Does any one else find intelligence sexy?