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240+ posts and I haven't been mentioned... good ole shot to the ego... :(

Meh, I get used to that...

Still the gf in RL helps me not care! :D









Wow, that sounded far more bitter than it was meant to...

Meh, I get used to that...

Still the gf in RL helps me not care! :D

Wow, that sounded far more bitter than it was meant to...:mad: :( Rub it in why don'tcha!

:mad: :( Rub it in why don'tcha!

Awww sorry mate. Hell, you know a girl who's NS name is NaughtyBits, that must be an advantage somehow.

Hows things with you anyhow? It's been a while.

Awww sorry mate. Hell, you know a girl who's NS name is NaughtyBits, that must be an advantage somehow.

Hows things with you anyhow? It's been a while.
yeah... she's my manager... so no luck there.

jobs got me on the graveyard shift for now...:headbang:

yeah... she's my manager... so no luck there.

jobs got me on the graveyard shift for now...:headbang:


Ah, thats a bugger, hence why NS is such an attractive place to be i guess :)

Meet and just hang out with.
Eutrusca
Sigh. Well, at least I got mentioned.

Smunkeeville :cool:

Sigh. Well, at least I got mentioned.
In all your recent posts you seem kinda down.... What's up? :fluffle:
*apologises in advance incase she's missing something blatantly obvious*

Definitely Fiddlebottoms and/or Fass. Too bad I'm not gay:( (sigh...stupid testosterone). Two of the most intelligent posters on NS. Does any one else find intelligence sexy?
Hell no, I like 'em dumb.

In all your recent posts you seem kinda down.... What's up? :fluffle:
*apologises in advance incase she's missing something blatantly obvious*
You're correct ... and very perceptive. It's just a temporary thing; I'll get over it just like I always have.

Thanks for caring, nice lady. :fluffle:

Hell no, I like 'em dumb.
*dribbles*

*pokes self in eye*
[/sexyness]

(kinda lucky that glitz likes 'em stupid... or at least silly :p)

You're correct ... and very perceptive. It's just a temporary thing; I'll get over it just like I always have.

Thanks for caring, nice lady. :fluffle:
Well, if you ever need to chat I'm just a TG away... :fluffle:
'Course I care :)

*dribbles*

*pokes self in eye*
[/sexyness]

(kinda lucky that glitz likes 'em stupid... or at least silly :p)
lol! :p

see, you're the perfect mix of sexy and silly - make me laugh and get me... in.... moods.... ;) :D :fluffle:

Sigh. Well, at least I got mentioned.

Aw.... you'll get mentioned again. Right here and now. I'd love to date you. I've got a feeling that would be some unforgetable fun indeed :)

:fluffle:

Sigh. Well, at least I got mentioned.


You did better than me, then.

You did better than me, then.Sure, what the hell. I'd date you.

...And the thread was given new life!

As for the topic in question... I still have no idea.

...And the thread was given new life!

As for the topic in question... I still have no idea.Yeah, no one was replying in all of the threads I found interesting, so I dug up this one.

...And the thread was given new life!

As for the topic in question... I still have no idea.
Date me! Date me!

I'm lonely, the boyfriend's gone today. I'll take anything -- male, female, infant, sea urchin.....

Simonist']Date me! Date me!

I'm lonely, the boyfriend's gone today. I'll take anything -- male, female, infant, sea urchin.....

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

...No.

How many people have said Kanabia? 'Cause I'd date Kanabia.

Or DHomme. I'd date DHomme too.

Or both at once!

How many people have said Kanabia? 'Cause I'd date Kanabia.

Or DHomme. I'd date DHomme too.

Or both at once!

Hm. I thought you were a dude.

Haha. There's another awkward moment.

Hm. I thought you were a dude.

Haha. There's another awkward moment.He is.

Simonist']Date me! Date me!

I'm lonely, the boyfriend's gone today. I'll take anything -- male, female, infant, sea urchin.....


Well-as long as you're settling, how about a savage ?

He is.

Oh. That's even more awkward, then, isn't it?

*laughs at self*

Well-as long as you're settling, how about a savage ?
Hawt.

Are we talking, like, freaky-jungle-love kinda savage?

"If you could date any NSer, who would it be?"

System update: add whereyouthinkyougoing to the list. :D

Simonist']Hawt.

Are we talking, like, freaky-jungle-love kinda savage?


maybe "savage" isnt entirely accurate...maybe "monster" ? I mean-get your shots/boosters updated first.
And have excuses ready for coworkers to explain the clawmarks, bitemarks, bruises and clumps of hair missing.

maybe "savage" isnt entirely accurate...maybe "monster" ? I mean-get your shots/boosters updated first.
And have excuses ready for coworkers to explain the clawmarks, bitemarks, bruises and clumps of hair missing.
Hmmmm.......yeah, I'm game.

Simonist']Hmmmm.......yeah, I'm game.

Thats what they all say.... Then its "HELP!! HELP!! NO MEANS NO!!! "
:D

*lick*

I do believe that it is time that Terrorist Cakes received mention in this thread... by me, of course! :fluffle: Hah, Dinaverg is too late to be first!

I do believe that it is time that Terrorist Cakes received mention in this thread... by me, of course! :fluffle: Hah, Dinaverg is too late to be first!

Holy gravedig, Batman!

Antikythera.

Period.

Umm... I really don't know. I suppose I'd just do like I do in real life, don't actually ask them out, just sit there and wait for someone to come to me. But I doubt someone would come to me in real life or on NS.

My list is exactly the same as it was before...

Would any one date me?

Would any one date me?
Ever since the "Demons" thread, no offense, but I doubt it.

Would any one date me?

Sure. My standards are incredibly low.

Ever since the "Demons" thread, no offense, but I doubt it.
Oh well.

Sure. My standards are incredibly low.
What do you mean by saying that your standards are incredibly low?

What do you mean by saying that your standards are incredibly low?

Well, I have no idea who you are or what what you look like. But you're human, so you pass my standards.

Well, I have no idea who you are or what what you look like. But you're human, so you pass my standards.
Yeah, those are low standards. At least some one would.

Ever since the "Demons" thread, no offense, but I doubt it.
Agreed. I've already heard -- erm, okay, seen -- you referred to as "The Demon Chick". Bad reputation to have to shake off, that one....

Would any one date me?
If I remember correctly, you're female and slightly crazy, so . . .
Find some nice black lace, and we've got a short-term, unstable, and unhealthy relationship that is bound to end very badly for one of us; AKA a date with the Fiddles.

Simonist']Agreed. I've already heard -- erm, okay, seen -- you referred to as "The Demon Chick". Bad reputation to have to shake off, that one....
Oh, great. Well, I'll be optimistic. I am getting a little useful advice on my question and people know who I am. But "The Demon Chick", come on, what kind of name is that for a Christian?

Oh, great. Well, I'll be optimistic. I am getting a little useful advice on my question and people know who I am. But "The Demon Chick", come on, what kind of name is that for a Christian?

Look on the bright side: If you'd started with a thread about men, you'd now be known as "The Man-Chick".

Look on the bright side: If you'd started with a thread about men, you'd now be known as "The Man-Chick".
lol

I missed all this Demon Chick stuff. I feel like I'm missing out on a really good inside joke.

Oh, great. Well, I'll be optimistic. I am getting a little useful advice on my question and people know who I am. But "The Demon Chick", come on, what kind of name is that for a Christian?
Hey, man, my very first post EVER on these boards was slapping down some guy who was going off on all Christians for "shoving faith" down everybody else's throats. I didn't even deny that some do that ('cause they do), but lemme tell you, THAT was an explosively bad way to start a career. After that I meerly played it meek and humble for about 250 posts until people started to get me, but lots of people were very much against me my first few weeks.

'Course then I got called a slut and an attention whore and what-not, but those people have been dealt with over the months....

Oh, great. Well, I'll be optimistic. I am getting a little useful advice on my question and people know who I am. But "The Demon Chick", come on, what kind of name is that for a Christian?
That name (plus the though of black lace) has just landed you the sexual recognition of a bored NSer many thousands of miles away. Don't knock it.

I missed all this Demon Chick stuff. I feel like I'm missing out on a really good inside joke.
It was all started by my "Demons in the World" thread. I guess I made people think I was crazy, but oh well.

I missed all this Demon Chick stuff. I feel like I'm missing out on a really good inside joke.

The thread's still on the first page.

That name (plus the though of black lace) has just landed you the sexual recognition of a bored NSer many thousands of miles away. Don't knock it.
So, it was the name?

The thread's still on the first page.

Oh. That thread is 500 posts. I'm too lazy to read it.

Oh. That thread is 500 posts. I'm too lazy to read it.

You're not missing out on much.

You're not missing out on much.

When I heard "demon chick", I had a much cooler image in my mind than the first few posts of that thread bore out for me.

You're not missing out on much.
Yeah, most of it wasn't a whole lot of help. But there were a few good posts.

So, it was the name?
"Demon Chick" is up there with "Cutter" and "Goth" on the list of things that perk my interests. It is really better to just to take that as a compliment and move on, thinking about it too much might start to worry you.

When I heard "demon chick", I had a much cooler image in my mind than the first few posts of that thread bore out for me.
Well, at least you know what the name was all about now, not that I like it, but I guess it could give people the wrong idea, so it would be better for them to know.

"Demon Chick" is up there with "Cutter" and "Goth" on the list of things that perk my interests. It is really better to just to take that as a compliment and move on, thinking about it too much might start to worry you.
I guess your right, but I enjoy worrying because it is part of thinking. Although that doesn't make much sense.

Seems that the obvious comment here is that The Keyi would be a "demon" in the sack. ;)

...

Right, I'll get my coat.

I guess your right, but I enjoy worrying because it is part of thinking. Although that doesn't make much sense.
Nothing does, but, since you haven't the power to change things, you can either learn to love it or go mad.

Seems that the obvious comment here is that The Keyi would be a "demon" in the sack. ;)

...

Right, I'll get my coat.

Zing.

Ummm... I don't know...
There are some I would probably hang out with but for dating I have no idea. (This is due to the fact that I don't know people's genders...)

Nothing does, but, since you haven't the power to change things, you can either learn to love it or go mad.
Or you could just accept it.

Or you could just accept it.

The other two are much more fun.

Holy gravedig, Batman!

Actually, when I posted it had been less than 36 hours since the last post; moreover, I found this on the third page of General. If my post was a gravedig, then the bump limit on General is *far* shorter than I thought. :)

However, it is eminently possible that I had overestimated the bump limit on General... that's for the mods to decide, though.

Actually, when I posted it had been less than 36 hours since the last post; moreover, I found this on the third page of General. If my post was a gravedig, then the bump limit on General is *far* shorter than I thought. :)

In retrospect, I may have been wrong.

Or you could just accept it.
Acceptance is a sign oof madness.

Acceptance is a sign oof madness.
How so?

"Demon Chick" is up there with "Cutter" and "Goth" on the list of things that perk my interests.
Well now Fiddlebottoms, it seems we have something in common.

Well now Fiddlebottoms, it seems we have something in common.
We already shared something, Naliitr, something very close to you. Yes, Naliitr, we are united by a common Y-chromosone, for I, I am your father!
Dated? Check. Obvious? Check. Pointless waste of time? Check.
Looks like a proper Fiddlebottoms' post to me!

I'll go on a date with Fiddlebottoms.

How about tomorrow? Lunch? I have about an hour or so break.... :)

We already shared something, Naliitr, something very close to you. Yes, Naliitr, we are united by a common Y-chromosone, for I, I am your father!
Dated? Check. Obvious? Check. Pointless waste of time? Check.
Looks like a proper Fiddlebottoms' post to me!
Wouldn't be suprised, wouldn't be suprised. Anyways, why I said we have something in common, is because you listed "Cutter" and "Goth" as things that perk your interest. I'm very interested in women/girls who are traumitized beyond belief, or are incredibly tragic.

I'll go on a date with Fiddlebottoms.

How about tomorrow? Lunch? I have about an hour or so break.... :)
So, you gonna drive up to New York from Missouri, or should I drive down there?

So, you gonna drive up to New York from Missouri, or should I drive down there?

Holy...I didn't know you lived in NY....

I'll be moving to NYC end of this month, heh.

Wouldn't be suprised, wouldn't be suprised. Anyways, why I said we have something in common, is because you listed "Cutter" and "Goth" as things that perk your interest. I'm very interested in women/girls who are traumitized beyond belief, or are incredibly tragic.
A majority of both Goths and Cutters aren't traumitized that badly (and tragic is so subjective a term as to be meaningless). Blood is still hawt, though, and black is always in.

Holy...I didn't know you lived in NY....

I'll be moving to NYC end of this month, heh.
You shall be stalked.

You shall be stalked.

:eek:

:eek:

*quickly conceals telescope*

Oh shit, I said that out loud...

*stares*

:eek:
:)

*quickly conceals telescope*

Oh shit, I said that out loud...

*stares*

What?!?! Haha.
I mean...you were just looking at the stars....right?

:)

I'll need a guide to show me around the city. Lets do lunch :)

I'll need a guide to show me around the city. Lets do lunch :)
Aerou and H N Fiddlebottoms VIII sitting in a tree!

Aerou and H N Fiddlebottoms VIII sitting in a tree!

I'm terrified of heights! Get me down :(

What?!?! Haha.
I mean...you were just looking at the stars....right?

*stares*

*stares*

........right?

........right?

...My eyes are getting dry, here...

*continues staring*

...My eyes are getting dry, here...

*continues staring*

Hmmm....

Mayhaps I should hide, haha.

Hmmm....

Mayhaps I should hide, haha.

But, but...

...I was only looking at the stars!

...My eyes are getting dry, here...

*continues staring*
This looks like a job for a *gunshot*!

But, but...

...I was only looking at the stars!

Oh, well then by all means....continue looking at the night sky.

Oh, well then by all means....continue looking at the night sky.

Damnit. You're not going along with this very well!

*stabs self*

There.

Damnit. You're not going along with this very well!

*stabs self*

There.

Gah! You can't stab yourself in front of a medical resident and expect not to get help!

Gah! You can't stab yourself in front of a medical resident and expect not to get help!

Of course not. That's why I'll run really fast to make my heart pump all of the blood out of my body!

...Okay, that's kinda gross. :p

Gah! You can't stab yourself in front of a medical resident and expect not to get help!
I think he's hoping for CPR . . .

I think he's hoping for CPR . . .

Haha, he'll need more then CPR for a stab wound :).

Are we still on for lunch? ;)

I'm terrified of heights! Get me down :(
OK, erm....

Aerou and H N Fiddlebottoms VIII sitting on a rug!
Something, something, what rhymes with rug?

OK, erm....

Aerou and H N Fiddlebottoms VIII sitting on a rug!
Something, something, what rhymes with rug?

There's "hug", but that's lame.

OK, erm....

Aerou and H N Fiddlebottoms VIII sitting on a rug!
Something, something, what rhymes with rug?

snug?

There's "hug", but that's lame.
Hugs never get kinky.

Hugs never get kinky.
Then clearly you're not hugging the right people, the right way ;)

Hugs never get kinky.
Why they're lame.

Simonist']Then clearly you're not hugging the right people, the right way ;)

Agreed. Hugs can lead to many fun things...

Simonist']Then clearly you're not hugging the right people, the right way ;)
Oh? What happens to be your technique? I've been told I'm a bad hugger anyway.

Simonist']Then clearly you're not hugging the right people, the right way ;)
How are these right people?

Can you demonstrate the right way?

i was just going to list a few ad then i noticed some of them are here so i got all shy. christ! even the impersonality of the internet can't cure my shyness.

*keeps quiet*

OK, erm....

Aerou and H N Fiddlebottoms VIII sitting on a rug!
Something, something, what rhymes with rug?

I'm scared of rugs too! *cries*
:)

I'm scared of rugs too! *cries*
:)
But you get to hug H N Fiddlebottoms VIII. I think you'd agree it's worth it.:)

How are these right people?

Can you demonstrate the right way?
Well, if I go too far into it, of course not only will I get slapped by the powers that be, but also my boyfriend (who will surely catch wind of it) will be like "Stop it! Quit making them objectify you!" and all that rubbish.

It's all about body language. Squeeze a little tighter around a girl's hips/waist when you hug her. If you're a girl, lean your hip area slightly into a guys, um....area....but not too much! Also, if girls nestle their face into the base of your neck, you're going places. Guys, some girls like it when you put one hand fully flattened on the spine between their shoulder blades. That's a particularly sensitive spot.

Beyond that, it's more about actual, person-to-person chemistry ;)

i was just going to list a few ad then i noticed some of them are here so i got all shy. christ! even the impersonality of the internet can't cure my shyness.

*keeps quiet*
Oh, do share. It'll be grand.

Haha, he'll need more then CPR for a stab wound :).
That depends on what he stabbed, I would think.
No, goddammit, quit giggling. I wasn't refering to that; I obviously was refering to the chance he'd hit an internal organ.
Are we still on for lunch? ;)
Probably, I have exams beginning of next month, though, so a lot is up in the air. You must go to Woorijip (on 32nd Street, around Penn Station), whatever the circumstances; if there were a Middle Eastern religion devoted to Korean buffets, Woorijip would be its Mecca.

But you get to hug H N Fiddlebottoms VIII. I think you'd agree it's worth it.:)

I've never hugged him before so I wouldn't know......

Oh? What happens to be your technique? I've been told I'm a bad hugger anyway.

If you have to ask, then it can't be taught to you. :p

I'm scared of rugs too! *cries*
:)
Aerou and Fiddlebottoms sitting in a sterilized environment, encased by concrete (and padded) walls?

Aerou and Fiddlebottoms sitting in a sterilized environment, encased by concrete (and padded) walls?

Much better!

Aerou and Fiddlebottoms sitting in a sterilized environment, encased by concrete (and padded) walls?
I think it quite obvious what the next line ends with ;) Balls

Aerou and Fiddlebottoms sitting in a sterilized environment, encased by concrete (and padded) walls?


I always suspected you were a romantic.

I always suspected you were a romantic.
Say what you will about the Fiddles, he knows how to protect his dates.

I think it quite obvious what the next line ends with ;) Balls

Bad......just bad

I would date that sexy, suave mother fucker Galliam. Is he still around? That guy is fucking legendary.

Bad......just bad
What? There's nothing wrong with the line "Perfectly safe from disease, axe murderers, rugs, and potential falls"

Bad......just bad
Sorry :(

I looked up Woorijip and it gets really good ratings. I'll have to try it out.

What? There's nothing wrong with the line "Perfectly safe from disease, axe murderers, rugs, and potential falls"

:fluffle:

There is only one person I'd be intrested in dating from NS, but I doubt she even knows my feelings, as I've always kept my personal feelings supressed, especially around my little circle of NS friends.

I doubt it would ever work anyways, she's one heck of a woman, and I have nothing but respect for her. She's many levels beyond me.

There is only one person I'd be intrested in dating from NS, but I doubt she even knows my feelings, as I've always kept my personal feelings supressed, especially around my little circle of NS friends.

I doubt it would ever work anyways, she's one heck of a woman, and I have nothing but respect for her. She's many levels beyond me.
Is it me?

I am well aware of the fact I am a guy.

Sorry :(

You're forgiven. :)

Regrettably Posi, I do not remember you if I have in fact, rp'ed with you in the past. Though I would look forward to getting to know you better, in either event.

Prolly that sexy Roach. Is he still around? That guy is fucking legendary!

Prolly that sexy Roach. Is he still around? That guy is fucking legendary!

Hmmm....I don't know either of you.

Regrettably Posi, I do not remember you if I have in fact, rp'ed with you in the past. Though I would look forward to getting to know you better, in either event.
First thread I've seen you in.

You're forgiven. :)
I confessed that I regretted my mistake, and was forgiven with a smilie. Someone should make a religion based on this principal.

I confessed that I regretted my mistake, and was forgiven with a smilie. Someone should make a religion based on this principal.

I'm a very forgiving person :).

And we only get to start this religion if I get to be the head of it!

I'm a very forgiving person :).

And we only get to start this religion if I get to be the head of it!
We should call it "Aerouism" that way it would contain every vowel and be difficult to pronounce.

I'm a very forgiving person :).

And we only get to start this religion if I get to be the head of it!

I have no problems with that, although I think Peech needs to be a Arc-Duke-Lady-Head Hancho-Other Top Person.

I have no problems with that, although I think Peech needs to be a Arc-Duke-Lady-Head Hancho-Other Top Person.

She can be my right hand lady, take care of my light work....:D

And we only get to start this religion if I get to be the head of it!
Aren't you the figurehead of enough religions already? I'm running a small war cult (we meet on alternate Thursdays) for you, and I'm pretty sure there are a handful of other groups already in place.
Right now, I think you've got more cults than there are followers of some religions (lulz @ Ba'hai), and there is a growing chance (based on pure probablility) that one of these groups will be taken seriously and take up a serious RL following. That would just be creepy.

Aren't you the figurehead of enough religions already? I'm running a small war cult (we meet on alternate Thursdays) for you, and I'm pretty sure there are a handful of other groups already in place.
Right now, I think you've got more cults than there are followers of some religions (lulz @ Ba'hai), and there is a growing chance (based on pure probablility) that one of these groups will be taken seriously and take up a serious RL following. That would just be creepy.

You are the head of my army, how is that coming along?

I have no problems with that, although I think Peech needs to be a Arc-Duke-Lady-Head Hancho-Other Top Person.

I adore that title.

You are the head of my army, how is that coming along?
I told you, we're meeting on alternate Thursdays, and last week seized an enemy scout. Well, actually, it was a cat. But, it still fought back when we tried to take it in for questioning, and we had three men go home with serious Ouchies that day.
My right hand man also has plans to begin securing control of a stretch of local infrastructure. He believes we could "adopt" a mile of it, and then not clean it, leading to that mile of road becoming so cluttered by trash as to be impassable within 6-7 decades. Such a move would force passersby to use a bypass that would cause a 5-10 minute delay in most schedules, possibly longer during peak travel hours.

I told you, we're meeting on alternate Thursdays, and last week seized an enemy scout. Well, actually, it was a cat. But, it still fought back when we tried to take it in for questioning, and we had three men go home with serious Ouchies that day.
My right hand man also has plans to begin securing control of a stretch of local infrastructure. He believes we could "adopt" a mile of it, and then not clean it, leading to that mile of road becoming so cluttered by trash as to be impassable within 6-7 decades. Such a move would force passersby to use a bypass that would cause a 5-10 minute delay in most schedules, possibly longer during peak travel hours.
Aren't I a part of the army by some technicallity?

Aren't I a part of the army by some technicallity?
Yeah, I'm your spiritual guru, remember? I can't remember what I did, but you swore your allegiance to my perfect merger of mind and body.
Anyway, it is your job to scout out Canada and prepare them for the coming storm, after New York falls to my hand, the next logical step is to invade Canada.

I adore that title.

Grazi, I thought of it just for you. :p

Yeah, I'm your spiritual guru, remember? I can't remember what I did, but you swore your allegiance to my perfect merger of mind and body.
Anyway, it is your job to scout out Canada and prepare them for the coming storm, after New York falls to my hand, the next logical step is to invade Canada.
Right. I cannot remember who it happened (the first time) either but I have sworn my allegance to you twice.

I think our first target should be Terrorist Cakes neighbour. I would tell you which one, but we cannot let the enemy know our plans.

Right. I cannot remember who it happened (the first time) either but I have sworn my allegance to you twice.

I think our first target should be Terrorist Cakes neighbour. I would tell you which one, but we cannot let the enemy know our plans.
Of course: the enemy is everywhere, and even if they didn't overhear, they could capture one of us and torture us for the information. So, out of security concerns, it is better if you never tell me who we are going to attack. In fact, you shouldn't even let yourself know the identity of the target.

I told you, we're meeting on alternate Thursdays, and last week seized an enemy scout. Well, actually, it was a cat. But, it still fought back when we tried to take it in for questioning, and we had three men go home with serious Ouchies that day.
My right hand man also has plans to begin securing control of a stretch of local infrastructure. He believes we could "adopt" a mile of it, and then not clean it, leading to that mile of road becoming so cluttered by trash as to be impassable within 6-7 decades. Such a move would force passersby to use a bypass that would cause a 5-10 minute delay in most schedules, possibly longer during peak travel hours.

Fantastic, keep me updated! We'll disuss it further over yummy Korean food.

Of course: the enemy is everywhere, and even if they didn't overhear, they could capture one of us and torture us for the information. So, out of security concerns, it is better if you never tell me who we are going to attack. In fact, you shouldn't even let yourself know the identity of the target.
Who the hell else is in Aerou's Army?

Who the hell else is in Aerou's Army?
Technically, LG is a follower of me, which makes him a defacto member.
I think that is about it, really. For some reason, recruiting people IRL to serve in the army of a complete stranger based on the fact that she is an east European Medical Student is pretty hard.

Technically, LG is a follower of me, which makes him a defacto member.
I think that is about it, really. For some reason, recruiting people IRL to serve in the army of a complete stranger based on the fact that she is an east European Medical Student is pretty hard.
Doesn't Tribes or HMW also follow you?

Doesn't Tribes or HMW also follow you?
Possibly, we'll draft them into the Army, whatever the circumstances. Maybe we should try to start recruiting/drafting/assembling a list of soldiers.

Possibly, we'll draft them into the Army, whatever the circumstances. Maybe we should try to start recruiting/drafting/assembling a list of soldiers.
You can count my puppet in.

This Army is shaping up.

This Army is shaping up.
Are you the puppet? Whoever you are, you're Lieutenant Colonel Valori now.
Posi can be the General, and my second in command. Lunatic Goofballs is our Drill Sergeant, and HMW and Tribes are both Privates 1st class.

This Army is shaping up.
Yes, three people and a puppet. Watch out world!

Are you the puppet? Whoever you are, you're Lieutenant Colonel Valori now.
Posi can be the General, and my second in command. Lunatic Goofballs is our Drill Sergeant, and HMW and Tribes are both Privates 1st class.
Not my puppet. I cannot spell my puppets name so I have to venture over to wikipedia and copy/paste. Cool beans on the General position. I guess claiming loyalty without actually proving it really pays off.

Yes, three people and a puppet. Watch out world!
HMW and Tribes have just been drafted (you get to write TM's to them so that they'll know. Isn't it great being the second fiddle?), so that makes us at least five.

Not my puppet. I cannot spell my puppets name so I have to venture over to wikipedia and copy/paste. Cool beans on the General position. I guess claiming loyalty without actually proving it really pays off.

Hooray! My army is starting to take shape, hehehe.

*bakes cookies for my army*

None.

Hooray! My army is starting to take shape, hehehe.

*bakes cookies for my army*


You have an army? cool!

Hooray! My army is starting to take shape, hehehe.

*bakes cookies for my army*Oh... the things I would do for cookies...:p

HMW and Tribes have just been drafted (you get to write TM's to them so that they'll know. Isn't it great being the second fiddle?), so that makes us at least five.
I was about to do that, but realized I cannot spell the name of either poster.

*Offers Laerod cookies and that nice cake you like*

Oh... the things I would do for cookies...:p

Would you....join an army?

None.
An on topic post? *raise eyebrow* We won't be having any of that here.

Is this a local shop too?

Are you the puppet? Whoever you are, you're Lieutenant Colonel Valori now.
Posi can be the General, and my second in command. Lunatic Goofballs is our Drill Sergeant, and HMW and Tribes are both Privates 1st class.

I'm 100% not-puppet. I'm just that Tall, Italian, Guy.

Although, Grazi Sir. *Salut*

Would you....join an army?Cookies cured my fear of public speaking. There's no telling what I'd do if tempted enough :D
(Would I have to do any killing or dying in your army? I hope not, I'm not very fond of either :()

Cookies cured my fear of public speaking. There's no telling what I'd do if tempted enough :D
(Would I have to do any killing or dying in your army? I hope not, I'm not very fond of either :()

Nahhh, not really. I would see my army killing people as bad for business, being a resident and all. Although....more hurt people means I see more patients...

I'm 100% not-puppet. I'm just that Tall, Italian, Guy.

Although, Grazi Sir. *Salut*
I need to unload some work on you. As the current situation is I am under a six-foot stack of pappers and gold digger. If you could take care of this, (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10707864&postcount=405) I just may be able to sign my puppet.

Nahhh, not really. I would see my army killing people as bad for business, being a resident and all. Although....more hurt people means I see more patients...
I thought our goal was to be an issue in the next NSGeneral Election.:confused:

*Offers Laerod cookies and that nice cake you like*Mmmhhh... cookies....:D
Nahhh, not really. I would see my army killing people as bad for business, being a resident and all. Although....more hurt people means I see more patients...Be careful what you wish for :D

Sounds almost like fun. What exactly would we be doing then? :confused:

I thought our goal was to be an issue in the next NSGeneral Election.:confused:

Uuuuhhh, yes....that too....

I need to unload some work on you. As the current situation is I am under a six-foot stack of pappers and gold digger. If you could take care of this, (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10707864&postcount=405) I just may be able to sign my puppet.

You tell me who HMW is and I maybe...

Mmmhhh... cookies....:D
Be careful what you wish for :D

Sounds almost like fun. What exactly would we be doing then? :confused:

I say we promote whatever we feel like promoting/doing.....baking cookies? fluffling? throwing parties? killing the mouse thats in Kanabia's room?

You tell me who HMW is and I maybe...
Heron-Marked Warriors

I say we promote whatever we feel like promoting/doing.....baking cookies? fluffling? throwing parties? killing the mouse thats in Kanabia's room?So we'd be starting a Party for the election? Coo'! I've somehow been playing with the thought of founding the inherently evil party or something in that direction, and forcing all sorts of ridiculous legislature...:D

Killing the mouse in Kanabia's room sounds like a good idea. I hate mice with a passion :mad:

Heartsomethingorother Mword Warriors.Heron-marked Warriors?

Heron-marked Warriors?
T'is what I said. Ah, jolt. You make it too easy to control the past.

Killing the mouse in Kanabia's room sounds like a good idea. I hate mice with a passion :mad:

I would be happy to accept foreign intervention. :D

What exactly is this party called?

So we'd be starting a Party for the election? Coo'! I've somehow been playing with the thought of founding the inherently evil party or something in that direction, and forcing all sorts of ridiculous legislature...:D

Killing the mouse in Kanabia's room sounds like a good idea. I hate mice with a passion :mad:

Good, then you can be in charge of marketing and promoting the army/party :) and you can name it whatever you want and force all kinds of crazy legislature!

AND you can take care of that mouse!

Good, then you can be in charge of marketing and promoting the army/party :) and you can name it whatever you want and force all kinds of crazy legislature!

AND you can take care of that mouse!
We can extort our way to a Majority Govt!

Sounds almost like fun. What exactly would we be doing then? :confused:
First, gain serious membership of some sort: we've only got two privates (Tribes of Longthon and Heron-Marked Warriors) and a drill sergeant (Goofballs) as enlisted, the rest are officers.
Second, gain official recognition on NS, possibly as a political party.
Third, take over the Universe. I'm not quite sure how we move from two to three, but it involves cookies and a religious movement of some sort.

First, gain serious membership of some sort: we've only got two privates (Tribes of Longthon and Heron-Marked Warriors) and a drill sergeant (Goofballs) as enlisted, the rest are officers.
Second, gain official recognition on NS, possibly as a political party.
Third, take over the Universe. I'm not quite sure how we move from two to three, but it involves cookies and a religious movement of some sort.
I think two should be ammended so it says "or force of compassionate terror."

First, gain serious membership of some sort: we've only got two privates (Tribes of Longthon and Heron-Marked Warriors) and a drill sergeant (Goofballs) as enlisted, the rest are officers.
Second, gain official recognition on NS, possibly as a political party.
Third, take over the Universe. I'm not quite sure how we move from two to three, but it involves cookies and a religious movement of some sort.

Everyone listen to Fiddlebottoms, I appoint him a deity within my new religion. As well as head of my army.

And cookies are the weapons of mass destruction......

I need to unload some work on you. As the current situation is I am under a six-foot stack of pappers and gold digger. If you could take care of this, (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10707864&postcount=405) I just may be able to sign my puppet.

Been Taken Care Of....

Everyone listen to Fiddlebottoms, I appoint him a deity within my new religion. As well as head of my army.

And cookies are the weapons of mass destruction......Fiddles seems more of a prophet. Maybe if we managed to get Eut, then we'd have a REAL deity on our side! :D

So we'd be starting a Party for the election? Coo'! I've somehow been playing with the thought of founding the inherently evil party or something in that direction, and forcing all sorts of ridiculous legislature...:D
I prefer to think of the movement as "inherently misunderstood."

I'd still want to date Hullepupp.... but he doesn't seem to want to date me any more....

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/cabrawest/angelsad.gif

Been Taken Care Of....
You have proven useful...perhaps to useful:eek:. Lucky for you I donnot believe in purges.

Justfor laughs, mind paraphrasing what you wrote?

I'd still want to date Hullepupp.... but he doesn't seem to want to date me any more....

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/cabrawest/angelsad.gif
:(
*sends eSympathy and eCookies*

I'd still want to date Hullepupp.... but he doesn't seem to want to date me any more....

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/cabrawest/angelsad.gif

That is the saddest/most adorable smiley ever

Everyone listen to Fiddlebottoms, I appoint him a deity within my new religion. As well as head of my army.
I can accept no such diefication, for in Aerouism (that title works for the moment) there is but one goddess, Aerou (may peace forever dog her footsteps). I am merely a humble prophet/warlord/policy-maker; the Bismarck to your Kaiser, if you'll allow the analogy.

Fiddles seems more of a prophet. Maybe if we managed to get Eut, then we'd have a REAL deity on our side! :D
Eut would ruin everything with his "competance" and "real world experience."

That is the saddest/most adorable smiley ever

Yep... and I feel like I lost my wings...

:(
*sends eSympathy and eCookies*

Thanks

Yep... and I feel like I lost my wings...

:fluffle:

I can accept no such diefication, for in Aerouism (that title works for the moment) there is but one goddess, Aerou (may peace forever dog her footsteps). I am merely a humble prophet/warlord/policy-maker; the Bismarck to your Kaiser, if you'll allow the analogy.

I dunno if I like being the only one :(

Eut would ruin everything with his "competance" and "real world experience."That's what you have prophets for. Gods are just figureheads who's words get twisted to what politics seem best. :)

I dunno if I like being the only one :(
You could make Peechieface some sort of demi-goddess?

I dunno if I like being the only one :(Maybe we'll just start the "Pantheon Party"! Everyone gets to be a god of something! :D

Maybe we'll just start the "Pantheon Party"! Everyone gets to be a god of something! :D

Yes! Fantastic! haha

You have proven useful...perhaps to useful:eek:. Lucky for you I donnot believe in purges.

Justfor laughs, mind paraphrasing what you wrote?

If it wasn't 4:30 and I wasn't slightly delusional then I would love to. However, being that it is that time and I'm drugged up I don't really remember what I said...

That's what you have prophets for. Gods are just figureheads who's words get twisted to what politics seem best. :)
I'm fully capable of distorting the meaning of our goddess to fit the realpolitik.
For instance, when she said "I dunno if I like being the only one", she meant that we must go forth and capture other great leaders, that we may subjugate and enslave them to her. From there, it is only natural that, in her pleas for nonviolence, she is merely talking about "not injuring", and so (provided we kill every last one of the enemy) war is admissable in our dominating efforts.

I'm fully capable of distorting the meaning of our goddess to fit the realpolitik.
For instance, when she said "I dunno if I like being the only one", she meant that we must go forth and capture other great leaders, that we may subjugate and enslave them to her. From there, it is only natural that, in her pleas for nonviolence, she is merely talking about "not injuring", and so (provided we kill every last one of the enemy) war is admissable in our dominating efforts.

*gasp*

Its like you read my mind.

Yes! Fantastic! hahaIn that case, I want to be the God of throwing pillows and other soft objects at small children. :)

In that case, I want to be the God of throwing pillows and other soft objects at small children. :)

Done! You should add that to your signature :)

*gasp*

Its like you read my mind.
That's why I am commander of the military, and that is why Laerod is now Chief of Propaganda.

Laerod, invent some catchy slogans to promote totalitarian theocracy and facism. The pantheon business might work, but we mainly just need some positive spin to put on our mobilization.

Done! You should add that to your signature :)Bah! I don't have one for good reason! :p
(Though that post by Ilie a while back is making me doubt...)

That's why I am commander of the military, and that is why Laerod is now Chief of Propaganda.

Laerod, invent some catchy slogans to promote totalitarian theocracy and facism. The pantheon business might work, but we mainly just need some positive spin to put on our mobilization.Catchy slogans, eh?

War is Peace!
Freedom is Slavery!
Ignorance is Strength!
Life is like a Box of Chocolates!

Or we could always use my nation's motto: "The right to vote will not fill your stomache!"

Bah! I don't have one for good reason! :p
(Though that post by Ilie a while back is making me doubt...)

Catchy slogans, eh?

War is Peace!
Freedom is Slavery!
Ignorance is Strength!
Life is like a Box of Chocolates!

Or we could always use my nation's motto: "The right to vote will not fill your stomache!"

Cookies! Not chocolates!

Cookies! Not chocolates!Excellent!

I think I want to add Potato Salad to my divine competences.

War is Peace!
Freedom is Slavery!
Ignorance is Strength!
Life is like a Box of Chocolates!
Nah, too common, but what about variations on the theme?
"All are as gods when serving the one divine."
"The will of one is nothing against the feet of thousands."
"Peace is all Lame and Shit, Man"
Or we could always use my nation's motto: "The right to vote will not fill your stomache!"
That could work.

Nah, too common, but what about variations on the theme?
"All are as gods when serving the one divine."
"The will of one is nothing against the feet of thousands."
"Peace is all Lame and Shit, Man"

That could work."Peace is for pacifists (children under the age of 3)!"
I'll cook something up during Environmental Informatics today ;)

"Peace is for pacifists (children under the age of 3)!"
I'll cook something up during Environmental Informatics today ;)

Yesssss, this has somehow affected your education. Perfect. Haha.

Yesssss, this has somehow affected your education. Perfect. Haha.
We'll claim Laerod's devestated GPA (from lack of sleep and distraction during class) as our second victory. The first victory (obviously) is our complete hijacking of this thread into the most random direction possible.

We'll claim Laerod's devestated GPA (from lack of sleep and distraction during class) as our second victory. The first victory (obviously) is our complete hijacking of this thread into the most random direction possible.

I feel so bad because of all the hijacking :(

I feel so bad because of all the hijacking :(
wheeee
I'm all for this hijacking, it has brought 8 more pages to read while I slept for 4 hours

I feel so bad because of all the hijacking :(

Somebody posts something on topic every 50 posts or so...

I feel so bad because of all the hijacking :(
Bah,
"Conscience breeds Indecisiveness; Indecisiveness is Weakness!"
"Aerou's Army: Morality without Compassion!"
See? We don't need to feel bad. We're the bad guys. But, just because we're bad doesn't mean that we're not also good. Remember,
"Narcissism is Love"

Somebody posts something on topic every 50 posts or so...
Oh it's so true, they stick out like sore thumbs too.

Bah,
"Conscience breeds Indecisiveness; Indecisiveness is Weakness!"
"Aerou's Army: Morality without Compassion!"
See? We don't need to feel bad. We're the bad guys. But, just because we're bad doesn't mean that we're not also good. Remember,
"Narcissism is Love"

I suppose.....

You still have to be my NYC tour guide :)

I suppose.....

You still have to be my NYC tour guide :)
I sense some :fluffle: in NYC's future

Umm... I dunno. Any cute ones?


(Yay my first post ever!:D )

Umm... I dunno. Any cute ones?


(Yay my first post ever!:D )


Congratulations on your first post ever!

Congratulations on your first post ever!
Thanks!

(Yay my second post ever!:D :D )

Thanks!

(Yay my second post ever!:D :D )


Congratulations on your second post ever!

(if we keep this up, you could be in the big numbers before you know it!)

Congratulations on your second post ever!

(if we keep this up, you could be in the big numbers before you know it!)
Lol yeah! But I'd rather not get accused of spamming.:p

I'd still want to date Hullepupp.... but he doesn't seem to want to date me any more....

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/cabrawest/angelsad.gif
*hugs*
*more hugs*
ah, i wanna be able to give you a real hug...

Lol yeah! But I'd rather not get accused of spamming.:p


Would that be a sort of pinkish meat like substance? I agree, noone wants to be accused of spreading that around the place, people might sit on it or something horrible.

*hugs*
*more hugs*
ah, i wanna be able to give you a real hug...

Good Morning GLitziness, I think I need to send you some nice chocolate cake :D

Would that be a sort of pinkish meat like substance? I agree, noone wants to be accused of spreading that around the place, people might sit on it or something horrible.
Umm...:confused: meat?

(If it was meant as a joke: Haha lol!:D )

We'll claim Laerod's devestated GPA (from lack of sleep and distraction during class) as our second victory. The first victory (obviously) is our complete hijacking of this thread into the most random direction possible.Ha! Sorry to burst your bubble, but Env. Inf. isn't taking place today. Besides, it's only one class and oral participation isn't recorded.

I may not be good at being a student, but I aced my computer science exam with only a day of studying and spending my exercise classes on NS instead of paying attention.

Good Morning GLitziness, I think I need to send you some nice chocolate cake :D
Morning :D
How can I ever refuse chocolate cake?! :fluffle:
though I am supposed to be eating healthily.... e-cake has no calories right? :P

Umm...:confused: meat?

(If it was meant as a joke: Haha lol!:D )


Spam is a type of bizzarro meat....I was thinking of Monty Python....

Morning :D
How can I ever refuse chocolate cake?! :fluffle:
though I am supposed to be eating healthily.... e-cake has no calories right? :P

Thats RIGHT! As I am going to start my diet on this very morning! it is the only kind of cake that I can indulge in.....

*I must get into that dress....

CAKE!

Yes, but it's calorie free!

Oh! thats great!!!

Spam is a type of bizzarro meat....I was thinking of Monty Python....
Ah i see:p .............. who's Monty Python?

Ah i see:p .............. who's Monty Python?

*is too shocked to speak*

http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/

Ah i see:p .............. who's Monty Python?
We've found a witch, may we burn her?

We've found a witch, may we burn her?

I'm not a witch! they dressed me up like this.....

We've found a witch, may we burn her?
Him please...

Thats RIGHT! As I am going to start my diet on this very morning! it is the only kind of cake that I can indulge in.....

*I must get into that dress....

CAKE!

Yes, but it's calorie free!

Oh! thats great!!!
Yeah... but.... damn, now I want chocolate cake! The real, calorific one! :p
oh, and 'cause it's on my mind - with that thread about females being illogical, the wedding with the dance and everything... you shouldn't take my post too personally - it's just one of my big things that really aggravates me... you know when you have that one hot topic that just gets to you?
anyhoo, yeah, i'm rambling now but just thought i'd say.. something... yeah...

*is too shocked to speak*

http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/
Never heard of it sorry...

I'm not a witch! they dressed me up like this........ and this isn't my nose! It's a false one!

Well?

Well we did do the nose.

The nose..?

And the hat...but she is a witch. Look, she even has a wart!

Him please...That wouldn't be a quote from Monty Python though. ;)

That wouldn't be a quote from Monty Python though. ;)
If I did quote Monty Python correctly it would be pure luck :p

Good evening. Here is the news for Parrots:

No parrots were involved in an accident on the M-1 today when a Lorry carrying High-octane fuel was in collison with a bollard. That's a BOLLARD and *NOT* a PARROT. A spokesman for parrots said he was glad no parrots were involved.

The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discusa
a 4 million pound airliner deal....None of them entered the cage, or swung on
the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed. Yum, Yum.

Good evening. Here is the news for Parrots:

No parrots were involved in an accident on the M-1 today when a Lorry carrying High-octane fuel was in collison with a bollard. That's a BOLLARD and *NOT* a PARROT. A spokesman for parrots said he was glad no parrots were involved.

The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discusa
a 4 million pound airliner deal....None of them entered the cage, or swung on
the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed. Yum, Yum.
LOL! :D :D :D

Good evening. Here is the news for Parrots:

No parrots were involved in an accident on the M-1 today when a Lorry carrying High-octane fuel was in collison with a bollard. That's a BOLLARD and *NOT* a PARROT. A spokesman for parrots said he was glad no parrots were involved.

The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discusa
a 4 million pound airliner deal....None of them entered the cage, or swung on
the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed. Yum, Yum.:D
Back in my scouting days when I still staffed at our Summer Camp, we'd pull off Monty Python weeks, with Monty Python and the Holy Grail campfire programs, Monty Python Weather forecasts... :D

:D
Back in my scouting days when I still staffed at our Summer Camp, we'd pull off Monty Python weeks, with Monty Python and the Holy Grail campfire programs, Monty Python Weather forecasts... :D

This would have come in handy then

http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/Self-defenseAgainstFruit

You never know when someone may attack you armed with a banana

This would have come in handy then

http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/Self-defenseAgainstFruit

You never know when someone may attack you armed with a banana
OH! I remember that one! Can't remember where from though.

That was hilarious:D

OH! I remember that one! Can't remember where from though.

That was hilarious:D

Its from Monty Python........