NationStates Jolt Archive

Note: I agree with Czardas on the dates not leading to sex thing...

Maybe you're just doing it wrong?;)

Read the whole darn thing.... Was kind of totalling up in my head... One would think Tink would get a few more votes.... She has mine...
thanks:fluffle:

A little disapointed to have not received a response from the amazing being that is tink...
i'm sorry, i'm quite busy though, i can't be here everyday

Tinky!!


Nah, I have no idea :p
forget the date! we should just get right on down to the sex!:fluffle:

The Perfect Number. He/she/it is hot. I think.

forget the date! we should just get right on down to the sex!:fluffle:

Can I watch?

I mean uh....umm....yeah....haha.... >.>

thanks:fluffle:
Well, you called me a sweetie, which was very nice of you, so you have my vote too! (Hell, the only reason I didn't say I'd like a date with you was a) my anti-love convictions and b) I'd probably be intimidated by a woman like you! Talk about a one-sided deal...)

Well, you called me a sweetie, which was very nice of you, so you have my vote too! (Hell, the only reason I didn't say I'd like a date with you was a) my anti-love convictions and b) I'd probably be intimidated by a woman like you! Talk about a one-sided deal...)
DON'T LET HER TRICK YOU!!!! :eek:

I think I my consider joining your anti-love cause....

I really dont have many option on NG taking my age in to consideration. Basicaly any NS teen girls would be fine (By teen i meen 14-16)

I really dont have many option on NG taking my age in to consideration. Basicaly any NS teen girls would be fine (By teen i meen 14-16)
I hear Abyssilian Nuclea (or whatever) might be your speed & calibre.

I don`t know what my perfect guy would be like....... I`ve gone out with alot of guys, but things always turn out a way I didn`t expect them to. And how can you possibly know if you want to go out with someone over NS? How can you get to know the person?

I really dont have many option on NG taking my age in to consideration. Basicaly any NS teen girls would be fine (By teen i meen 14-16)

I'm 15... but I don't know you...

I'm 15... but I don't know you...
yah, never really posted with you before.

I don`t know what my perfect guy would be like....... I`ve gone out with alot of guys, but things always turn out a way I didn`t expect them to. And how can you possibly know if you want to go out with someone over NS? How can you get to know the person?

Believe me, you can get to know people over NS... I'm not sure how much I trust that they are the person they act like though... most of time I believe it but when it comes to meeting someone I'd be more wary...

lol, my point is that you can get to know a person... but you can choose not to let people get to know you...

:confused: I didn't make any sense did I?

I'd have to say any one of the following three.

Eutrusca
Corny
Celtlund

Just so I could throw a drink in their face in a public place.;)

yah, never really posted with you before.

meh, tis all good... we'll end up talking one day...

(not today though... I'm about to go offline...:rolleyes: )

meh, tis all good... we'll end up talking one day...

(not today though... I'm about to go offline...:rolleyes: )
Not me... too much undone hw.... Dang.. 12:10 already?

Not me... too much undone hw.... Dang.. 12:10 already?

lol, where'd you live? I only have Physics these holidays... but I have to work... and babysit my cousin....

lol, where'd you live? I only have Physics these holidays... but I have to work... and babysit my cousin....
Plano TX, which is close to Dallas.

Plano TX, which is close to Dallas.

mmk, I sorta meant which continent... but it's ok... (i do know where Dallas is...)

mmk, I sorta meant which continent... but it's ok... (i do know where Dallas is...)
Forgot for a moment which forum I was posting on:p. And you..?

I would like to date with anyone

I would like to date with anyone
Try grainne ni malley. she might be good for you, if you know what I mean. ;) :fluffle: :D

Try grainne ni malley. she might be good for you, if you know what I mean. ;) :fluffle: :D

Jeez. Put me up on the auction block. :P

Try grainne ni malley. she might be good for you, if you know what I mean. ;) :fluffle: :D

maybe i would if she visits me ...i am frightened of planes

Jeez. Put me up on the auction block. :P
LOL! sorry! :fluffle:

Jeez. Put me up on the auction block. :P

I'll give you four camels and twelve goats for her.

Jeez. Put me up on the auction block. :P

*lol
Seems to be our fate. It sure happened to me before ;)

maybe i would if she visits me ...i am frightened of planes
Don't be. :) The end result might be what you're looking for. ;)

LOL! sorry! :fluffle:

No prob! Besides, this has already been discussed. Outside of flying problems and financial issues, a date with Hullepup would be feasible. ;)

Don't be. :) The end result might be what you're looking for. ;)
I am sure it might ... but only in the case when Cabra joines

I'll give you four camels and twelve goats for her.

Heyyyyyyy! I'm worth way more than that!

I am sure it might ... but only in the case when Cabra joines
Ahhh, looking for miles-high action, aren't you? ;) j/k lol

Ahhh, looking for miles-high action, aren't you? ;) j/k lol
yes and the both girls knwo this...and maybe accept this...

Heyyyyyyy! I'm worth way more than that!

I'll chuck in a bar of Swiss chocolate ;)

I'll chuck in a bar of Swiss chocolate ;)

You're not helping! LOL!

You're not helping! LOL!

Wait... so... you don't like chocolate? :eek:

Wait... so... you don't like chocolate? :eek:

Or camels and goats?

i have had a showergel calles chocolate-punch...it smells very nice...

Wait... so... you don't like chocolate? :eek:

I adore chocolate, but four camels, twelve goats and a swiss chocolate bar? Am I truly worth so little? *sniffles*

I adore chocolate, but four camels, twelve goats and a swiss chocolate bar? Am I truly worth so little? *sniffles*

Right, I'll throw in a chocolate-scented Hullepupp as well ;)

I adore chocolate, but four camels, twelve goats and a swiss chocolate bar? Am I truly worth so little? *sniffles*

Actually, It's my lack of decent livestock that's keeping the price down.

Right, I'll throw in a chocolate-scented Hullepupp as well ;)

Ok then. Now we're talking. Ship him via ovenight air express would you? Oh yeah and could you put a bow on him? A nice frilly red one with those curly ribbons?

Ok then. Now we're talking. Ship him via ovenight air express would you? Oh yeah and could you put a bow on him? A nice frilly red one with those curly ribbons?

*looks closely at Hullepupp
Oh yes, there's a spot we can put a bow on. Practically made for it. Now, how do I fit him in the crate? And where do I get a cheap flight that allows for crates as hand luggage?

Actually, It's my lack of decent livestock that's keeping the price down.

Likely excuse.

Ok then. Now we're talking. Ship him via ovenight air express would you? Oh yeah and could you put a bow on him? A nice frilly red one with those curly ribbons?

is the english word for such an action even "shanghaid" ????

Aerou.

Called me a cute like a year ago, when I had my first nation.

Forgot for a moment which forum I was posting on:p. And you..?

:D South Australia...

:D South Australia...
Hey, I'm coming to australia this summer! Maybe we might bump into each other... ;)

Your ultimate takeover? I seem to remember talking to CC in class about how he was going to do that... his only problem was he couldn't figure out how he was going to deal with my conscience...:p cause he didn't want to kill me (I think...)
Conscience? Pfft. By the time we're finished with you your conscience will be a thing of the past. It's possible to take them away, you know. ;)

Note: I agree with Czardas on the dates not leading to sex thing...
Yeah... and anyway, you're too young. I'll call you back in about 3 years. :p Just kidding! Put down that torch! *runs*

Conscience? Pfft. By the time we're finished with you your conscience will be a thing of the past. It's possible to take them away, you know. ;)


Yeah... and anyway, you're too young. I'll call you back in about 3 years. :p Just kidding! Put down that torch! *runs*

:D and how many years older are you than me? Damn straight you're just kidding :p

And my conscience isn't going anywhere... nor are my beliefs...:rolleyes:

Conscience? Pfft. By the time we're finished with you your conscience will be a thing of the past. It's possible to take them away, you know. ;)


Yeah... and anyway, you're too young. I'll call you back in about 3 years. :p Just kidding! Put down that torch! *runs*

Jesus Christ, a conscience on NS General:p

Frame it and display it as a museum article.

I don't know about an actual DATE persay with Cabra West, but I can think of an interesting time........ You sound like you could be quite fun..... :fluffle:

Jesus Christ, a conscience on NS General:p

Frame it and display it as a museum article.

:D :D :D

OMG it is true.

OMG it is true.

What is true?

I shan't say, but mostly because it changes every two weeks or so and I can't be bothered to put down all 50 or so since I've been here. But all of you who read this can believe you're on that list, if you'd like. :)

I shan't say, but mostly because it changes every two weeks or so and I can't be bothered to put down all 50 or so since I've been here. But all of you who read this can believe you're on that list, if you'd like. :)

Showoff :p

Heheh, this thread is odd.

Well, I guess I don't know anyone well enough to actually want to DATE them.

Showoff :pLol. My post count is remarkably low for the time I've been here (which is odd since it seems like I post a hell of a lot, but apparently not) so you've already passed me in that, you showoff. :)

Heheh, this thread is odd.

Well, I guess I don't know anyone well enough to actually want to DATE them.
Does that mean it would be more of a "wham bam thank you ma'am" (or "whir, blur thank you sir") type of thing?

Lol. My post count is remarkably low for the time I've been here (which is odd since it seems like I post a hell of a lot, but apparently not) so you've already passed me in that, you showoff. :)

That's easily explained, isn't it? You just spend more of your time in RL dating people :p

That's easily explained, isn't it? You just spend more of your time in RL dating people :pYou'd think so, but...no. Lol. Fortunately (for me or them, I'm not sure which) most of the NSers live far away.

:D and how many years older are you than me? Damn straight you're just kidding :p
Approximately 10.3^526 quintillion, but who's counting? ;)


And my conscience isn't going anywhere... nor are my beliefs...:rolleyes:
They all say that...

Lol. My post count is remarkably low for the time I've been here (which is odd since it seems like I post a hell of a lot, but apparently not) so you've already passed me in that, you showoff. :)


Does that mean it would be more of a "wham bam thank you ma'am" (or "whir, blur thank you sir") type of thing?

Yes, that's right. Are you sure you don't know me!

Yes, that's right. Are you sure you don't know me!(Looks at Location under your name) No, unless you're the one person in the UK that I know personally.

Hey, I'm coming to australia this summer! Maybe we might bump into each other... ;)

Hey, cool. Give me a holler if you want to meet up and stuff.

Wow... I'm gone for a few hours and look what happened here :eek:

Let's see... who would I date?

Grainne Ni Malley and Hullepupp, definitely.
Sinuhue. She sounds like we'd have a lot of fun together
Carnivorous Lickers, to see if he would live up to his words
Eutrusca. Just because.

But of course, none of them asked me on a date yet, and I'm an old-fashioned girl in that respect...
Cabra, how could you do this after that poem I wrote for you? I have been holding back waiting for you to mention those words……....Daft Viagria , at which point I would come on all sort of disinterested and say something like "ok, if I must"

Cabra, how could you do this after that poem I wrote for you? I have been holding back waiting for you to mention those words……....Daft Viagria , at which point I would come on all sort of disinterested and say something like "ok, if I must"

You know, I just don't like to impose...
That poem was brilliant, though. So, if you'd ask me out, I definitely would accept.

You know, I just don't like to impose...
That poem was brilliant, though. So, if you'd ask me out, I definitely would accept.
**Goes all coy** You mean I could be you little bratwurst?

You know, I just don't like to impose...
That poem was brilliant, though. So, if you'd ask me out, I definitely would accept.

Wow. You get poems? Now I'm jealous! Not really. Just goes to show how Cabra rocks!

**Goes all coy** You mean I could be you little bratwurst?

*lol
Now, why would I want to fry you? ;)

Wow. You get poems? Now I'm jealous! Not really. Just goes to show how Cabra rocks!

Which reminds me... I just sent you that drawing, honey ;)

Which reminds me... I just sent you that drawing, honey ;)

Yay! Which email? yahoo, gmail or hotmail? lol

Wow. You get poems? Now I'm jealous! Not really. Just goes to show how Cabra rocks!
You too could have had a cutom made poem but it appears too late

Cabra and I are to elope to the Herz and spend the rest of our days in Braunlage chopping wood and making ..er..stuff. I shall compose a poem forthwith and follow her to the end of the ending place to deliver it. Farewell, until we meet again

Yay! Which email? yahoo, gmail or hotmail? lol

gmail... have fun with it :D

You too could have had a cutom made poem but it appears too late

Cabra and I are to elope to the Herz and spend the rest of our days in Braunlage chopping wood and making ..er..stuff. I shall compose a poem forthwith and follow her to the end of the ending place to deliver it. Farewell, until we meet again

Couldn't we just take her with us? And where is this Herz, anyway?

gmail... have fun with it :D

Oi. I found it. :D

Oi. I found it. :D

To your taste? :fluffle:

*lol
Now, why would I want to fry you? ;)
Raw meat, you know you have to be careful. Did your mother never tell you to take precautions?

Raw meat, you know you have to be careful. Did your mother never tell you to take precautions?

She normally didn't mention frying pans and hot oil in that context, but hey, whatever floats your boat, I guess :D

To your taste? :fluffle:

Uh huuuuuh.

*nods emphatically* :fluffle:

Couldn't we just take her with us? And where is this Herz, anyway?
Lower Saxony, east of Hanover pretty much the border of what was East and West Germany.

Lower Saxony, east of Hanover pretty much the border of what was East and West Germany.

The Harz? Yay... let's go to the Broken, I always wanted to be a witch ;)

Uh huuuuuh.

*nods emphatically* :fluffle:

*lick

I couldn't make it a portrait, though... I didn't have a pic of your face in that position ;)

Couldn't we just take her with us? And where is this Herz, anyway?
Ok, if we must, but don’t forget that's one less bratwurst to go round

*lick

I couldn't make it a portrait, though... I didn't have a pic of your face in that position ;)

I thought it was stunningly accurate and stunningly HOT!!!!!! I'm still breathing heavily. ;)

I thought it was stunningly accurate and stunningly HOT!!!!!! I'm still breathing heavily. ;)

That's how I like you :fluffle:

Ok, if we must, but don’t forget that's one less bratwurst to go round

Don't worry... she's got a fake one, I think ;)

Don't worry... she's got a fake one, I think ;)

A couple as a matter of fact.

That's how I like you :fluffle:
did you told Grainne who was the male model ?

did you told Grainne who was the male model ?

Do I need to? ;)

Do I need to? ;)
I also think she knows it ;)

I also think she knows it ;)


I didn't have to even think about it. I knew the second I saw it.

I didn't have to even think about it. I knew the second I saw it.

One could say I showed him from his best side ;)

One could say I showed him from his best side ;)

True. Yours too maybe? :fluffle:

One could say I showed him from his best side ;)

Ähem...it is NOT MY tongue on this picture...;-)

Ähem...it is NOT MY tongue on this picture...;-)

No... you've got something better on that picture, don't you think ;)

And it looks almost as good as it did yesterday night *lick

True. Yours too maybe? :fluffle:

You think? :D

You think? :D
everybody thinks so...but only we three would/could know...

You think? :D

I think you've got a lot more good sides that aren't shown in that drawing.

I think you've got a lot more good sides that aren't shown in that drawing.

There's only so much that goes on a piece of paper...
But I do think Hullepupp comes across nicely, don't you? almost as nice as last night... *sigh

I think you've got a lot more good sides that aren't shown in that drawing.
yesterday i have had the pleasure to see them "live"...;-)

yesterday i have had the pleasure to see them "live"...;-)

Lucky you!

Lucky you!

Not "live" live, but webcam live.... :fluffle:

Not "live" live, but webcam live.... :fluffle:

i talked to my provider to push up my traffic...so we can make a Cyber-Threesome

i talked to my provider to push up my traffic...so we can make a Cyber-Threesome

Now you know that's virtually impossible for me. :(

Now you know that's virtually impossible for me. :(

That's so sad... :(
No possibility at all?

That's so sad... :(
No possibility at all?

Very unlikely. At least for now.

Very unlikely. At least for now.

I'll just have to keep drawing pictures for you, then...

I'll just have to keep drawing pictures for you, then...


:D

I won't mind. Not one bit.

:D

I won't mind. Not one bit.

In the next one, I think I'll include my latest purchase... a new pair of black boots :D
Different from the ones I had before...

In the next one, I think I'll include my latest purchase... a new pair of black boots :D
Different from the ones I had before...

Black boots... yes.. nice... boots... *drools*

In the next one, I think I'll include my latest purchase... a new pair of black boots :D
Different from the ones I had before...

Pssst...I told you CL will go crazy if he will read this....

Black boots... yes.. nice... boots... *drools*

Kneehigh... and laced all the way up in front....

Pssst...I told you CL will go crazy if he will read this....

*looks around...
He hasn't posted yet, so he's probably not lurking. ;)
Let's see how he reacts

Kneehigh... and laced all the way up in front....

Geh- *hits floor in convulsions and drowns in puddle of drool*

Geh- *hits floor in convulsions and drowns in puddle of drool*

*lol
Pleased to be of assistance...

*lol
Pleased to be of assistance...

Assistance? I will be completely incapable of functioning properly for several hours now.

*runs into bedroom and opens top secret drawer*

Assistance? I will be completely incapable of functioning properly for several hours now.

*runs into bedroom and opens top secret drawer*

You'll be fine... as long as you don't run out of batteries ;)

You'll be fine... as long as you don't run out of batteries ;)

For the sake of cost efficiency the tools are manually operated. ;)

For the sake of cost efficiency the tools are manually operated. ;)

Manually, hm? I sure wish I could lend a hand...

Manually, hm? I sure wish I could lend a hand...

Me too. Me too.

Don't worry... she's got a fake one, I think ;)

Er? You've put me off my poem. Ah yes, here we go.

You shall be my Witchy Poo
I shall be the cursed
We shall meat in far flung lands and dine on fine fresh wurst.
She shall bring the fake one
You should check it out
Malley's famous fake one goes well with sauerkraut.

Nope, it was not a spelling error

Me too. Me too.

One day, we will... and we can even try out all our tools with each other ;)

Er? You've put me off my poem. Ah yes, here we go.

You shall be my Witchy Poo
I shall be the cursed
We shall meat in far flung lands and dine on fine fresh wurst.
She shall bring the fake one
You should check it out
Malley's famous fake one goes well with sauerkraut.

Nope, it was not a spelling error

*lol

Classic!!!

:fluffle:

Interesting typo, too... ;)

Er? You've put me off my poem. Ah yes, here we go.

You shall be my Witchy Poo
I shall be the cursed
We shall meat in far flung lands and dine on fine fresh wurst.
She shall bring the fake one
You should check it out
Malley's famous fake one goes well with sauerkraut.

Nope, it was not a spelling error

Ha! That's funny. Have you ever heard the joke, "Doyle is dead!"

One of them is nicknamed Doyle... (TMI, I know)

Ha! That's funny. Have you ever heard the joke, "Doyle is dead!"

One of them is nicknamed Doyle... (TMI, I know)

Nope, never heard the joke. Doyle may be dead but Sherlock and Watson are immortal bless them.

Approximately 10.3^526 quintillion, but who's counting? ;)


They all say that...


:rolleyes:

One NS'er I'd love to date is Grainne Ni Malley! :fluffle:

I'd like to meet ZypherHunter and Aryes from the region "The End of the Universe" simply because I haven't seen them for a while. Yes, I know them in person.

What is true?
Lashie and Czardas.:eek:

Lashie and Czardas.:eek:

:rolleyes:

Quite frankly I wouldn't have a clue, as I don't REALLY know anyone here. I post a bit, but still manage to seem in the background.

A lot like real life, actually...

(Oh, and I've been here substantially longer than my post count would indicate. I used to be plain 'ol SimNewtonia. Unfortunately my computer went bung and I hadn't put my nation on vacation mode...)

Quite frankly I wouldn't have a clue, as I don't REALLY know anyone here. I post a bit, but still manage to seem in the background.

A lot like real life, actually...

(Oh, and I've been here substantially longer than my post count would indicate. I used to be plain 'ol SimNewtonia. Unfortunately my computer went bung and I hadn't put my nation on vacation mode...)

Make a request through the getting help page and the mods will bring it back for you. :)

oxwana is my choice -- for obvious reasons

Make a request through the getting help page and the mods will bring it back for you. :)

Meh, why bother? It wasn't THAT old, anyway. A few more months at most, and only about 250-300 posts if I recall correctly... Very little spam, I might add. Probably a good thing, as I don't know how much more these servers we're on can take :p

Also, I normally post alot more than my current post count indicates (heck, one day on my old account, I went up by about 30 posts. That said, I'm currently online for most of my waking hours (I'm on holidays from TAFE).

Stone Bridges.

Just to see the look on his face, really.

Darn, I killed it.

*performs CPR on thread*

Manually, hm? I sure wish I could lend a hand...

Or a tongue..

Manually, hm? I sure wish I could lend a hand...

Or a tongue..

Or a tongue..

Anytime :p

(Looks at Location under your name) No, unless you're the one person in the UK that I know personally.

Ummm... I don't think so ;)

Guffingford, of course.

:rolleyes:
Oh go on.:p

Think I may be changing my vote to Simonist... very intriguing girl...

I might add on Saint Jade/Saint-Jade too whether they are a guy or a girl they have a cool name.

Oh go on.:p

Go on about what?:)

Go on about what?:)
You know, Humour me about my crank theories about you and Czardas in a secret relationship.:p

Think I may be changing my vote to Simonist... very intriguing girl...
Looks like your a little late for that.........
You reading this Jen?:fluffle:

Looks like your a little late for that.........
You reading this Jen?:fluffle:
Yeah Jen you reading this?

You know, Humour me about my crank theories about you and Czardas in a secret relationship.:p

Why would I do that... you're coping quite fine by yourself...:rolleyes:

All of you. There, I finally said it, you happy?

glitziness... yay for valentine's day! :fluffle:

glitziness... yay for valentine's day! :fluffle:
This thread may actually have the stamina to make it there. :eek:
So far, has it produced any awesome hook-ups?

This thread may actually have the stamina to make it there. :eek:
So far, has it produced any awesome hook-ups?
Has it ever! I'll pass this one on to Jen to answer though

Has it ever! I'll pass this one on to Jen to answer though
You mean ... something ranted about on an internet forum resulted in ... in ... a POSITIVE occurrence?
Instead of talking, there was ... action?!?!? :eek:

Well, groovy for y'all!
Seeing's how there's a lot of lonely folks with little life here, saying little is probably better than saying a lot. ;)

glitziness... yay for valentine's day! :fluffle:
yay indeed! :fluffle: :D

Lashie and Czardas.:eek:

*claws come out*

No fighting! Bad!

long-distance relationships don't work worth shit.

Vegetarianistica']long-distance relationships don't work worth shit.
says the angsty teen

Vegetarianistica']long-distance relationships don't work worth shit.
i beg to differ

I second that.

I'd like to meet ZypherHunter and Aryes from the region "The End of the Universe" simply because I haven't seen them for a while. Yes, I know them in person.

Yeah, how come you don't call anymore? :(

Toc and SingJessims at the very least. All of them! Even the ones I get in terrible "screaming" matches with, because I need some excitement in my life. Whether it's romance, or brilliant conversation, or searing debate, or out and out name calling, all of it would represent an addition to my life.

i want glitziness :(
no dirtyness intended... only soppyness.... i need you here right now and i have to wait 16 days to be with you :-(
its 16 days too long!!!

i want glitziness :(
no dirtyness intended... only soppyness.... i need you here right now and i have to wait 16 days to be with you :-(
its 16 days too long!!!

16 days is such a short amount of time. Patience, grasshopper, all good things in time

16 days is such a short amount of time. Patience, grasshopper, all good things in time
i know but when being with her is all i can think about and all i want to do, when everything i am feels like i need to be with her, and when i've been waiting like this - to one degree or another - for months, even waiting a second longer than i have to is a painfully long time :(


wow its just gone 8am and i've turned into a whiney, angsty teen stereotype already...

i know but when being with her is all i can think about and all i want to do, when everything i am feels like i need to be with her, and when i've been waiting like this - to one degree or another - for months, even waiting a second longer than i have to is a painfully long time :(


wow its just gone 8am and i've turned into a whiney, angsty teen stereotype already...

Oh, I completely understand, and I've been there (and been shot down from there, it's a long fall) but trust me, it's worth the wait.

Anybody ever considered dating a troll? Just for the fun of it?

Anybody ever considered dating a troll? Just for the fun of it?
internet troll or lives-under-a-bridge kind of troll? :confused:


edit: no on both counts...

internet troll or lives-under-a-bridge kind of troll? :confused:

They both might be fun. But the under-the-bridge variety seems to be on the verge of extinction, whereas the online variety is thriving...

They both might be fun. But the under-the-bridge variety seems to be on the verge of extinction, whereas the online variety is thriving...
meh, the former have a weird goat-fetish, so its no surprise they don't get any tail. ;)

the latter, however, are tons of fun... if you like guys who's sole purpose is to pick fights with other people :p

They both might be fun. But the under-the-bridge variety seems to be on the verge of extinction, whereas the online variety is thriving...

I kinda look like the bridge kind. *nods*

:p

meh, the former have a weird goat-fetish, so its no surprise they don't get any tail. ;)

the latter, however, are tons of fun... if you like guys who's sole purpose is to pick fights with other people :p

Hey, it beats staring at the wall in entertainment value :p

I kinda look like the bridge kind. *nods*

:p

Oh, so you're all hairy and have bad teeth, but a good club to make up for it?

Hey, it beats staring at the wall in entertainment value :p
:eek: but you could watch paint dry! ooooh *stares*

:eek: but you could watch paint dry! ooooh *stares*

But you could have endless fun arguing about what colour it is with a troll...

Oh, so you're all hairy and have bad teeth, but a good club to make up for it?

Yeah. It's one of them clubs with a hard knob on the end. :eek:

Yeah. It's one of them clubs with a hard knob on the end. :eek:

And do you know how to use it? You know that size isn't nearly as important as skill ;)

Why would I do that... you're coping quite fine by yourself...:rolleyes:
I've got to pretend to amuse myself somehow, and it is kind of obvious...

I'd date Bleenie, but Bleenie was killed. So imma say.. oh god how do you spell it... Rotiva- ? Right? Close.

But you could have endless fun arguing about what colour it is with a troll...

lol.

Troll: Definition of my brother....

lol.

Troll: Definition of my brother....

Are we by any chance related? The definition could apply to my brother as well...

Well considering I know about 1% of the NationStates population it would come down to who I consider most attractive, and well I don't even remember the person's name.

She probably couldn't stand me, but Sinuhue.

It seems like she'd be interesting to hang out with.

And do you know how to use it? You know that size isn't nearly as important as skill ;)

it ain't the heat of the meat, it's the motion of the ocean.

or something like that, crap.

(puts brain on ice)

glitziness... yay for valentine's day! :fluffle:

I'm glad you two had a great Valentine's Day! :)

God! Who do I have to kill to get people to like me?
"Him!" *points*

I've got to pretend to amuse myself somehow, and it is kind of obvious...
The same way it's obvious that I'm really Karl Rove, Max Barry is actually a writing robot designed by a sinister coalition of moderators to promote their evil plan to take over the world, and Colodia is a large rubber duck?

Sorry. No call. Besides, you may be just misunderstanding my very strange kind of humor.

You mean ... something ranted about on an internet forum resulted in ... in ... a POSITIVE occurrence?
Instead of talking, there was ... action?!?!? :eek:
Action... hmmm... good idea. Anyone know where I can download it?

*claws come out*
*smiles tolerantly*

Action... hmmm... good idea. Anyone know where I can download it?


*smiles tolerantly*
I think we had a thread on it ...
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=468980
This one might be good too ...

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=453944
it was the X-rated farm thread, i think. Gotta pull it outta the archives. It's SOOO three or four days ago, i'm afraid.
If nothing else, wait around for Oxwana's thread to get bumped again. That one seems pretty popular.

I think we had a thread on it ...
it was the X-rated farm thread, i think. Gotta pull it outta the archives. It's SOOO three or four days ago, i'm afraid.
If nothing else, wait around for Oxwana's thread to get bumped again. That one seems pretty popular.
I remember reading that last year...

I remember reading that last year...
Apparently a LOT of posters can't ever seem to tire of the titilation of a hot lesbian experience in varying forms of implicit/explicitude. *shrug*
I think it also kinda depends on if someone has pix and also if you're a text-oriented person as far as picquing interest goes ...
I have the WHOLE NET. Plus i'm married. Plus i've seen some strange, STRANGE shit, so i'm pretty comfortable in cheering people on with their stage-advancing of sexual weirdness and proclivities, as long as there's mutual consent.

The same way it's obvious that I'm really Karl Rove, Max Barry is actually a writing robot designed by a sinister coalition of moderators to promote their evil plan to take over the world, and Colodia is a large rubber duck?

Sorry. No call. Besides, you may be just misunderstanding my very strange kind of humor.
No it is nothing like that actually.
I never rang so i am surprised you didn't hear the phone dial and the communications company you use that i have shares in is rather a bit slack so don't be surprised if the video link or hologram isn't working and Sauron currently holds all the Palantíri so no dice sunshine.:) Lashie and Czardas-<3

I'm glad you two had a great Valentine's Day! :)
Thank you very much :) :fluffle:

Thank you very much :) :fluffle:
seconded :) ;)

wow that was worth a whole post, no? :P

seconded :) ;)

wow that was worth a whole post, no? :P
hehe :p
oh wait... now I'm just as bad - damn... :P

hehe :p
oh wait... now I'm just as bad - damn... :P
lol! :p
nope, now i do believe i am worse :P
though should a mod come by and spot our white-text spam... eek... *runs away* :P

Eutrusca.

"Him!" *points*
You realise that at least three fingers are pointing back at yourself, right?

I am sad.

Over 700 posts and Sinuhue only gets 5 mentions.

I didn't expect anyone to pick either of my avatars, but Sinuhue deserves better.

Sinuhue would be my first pick, followed by Deep Kimchee :eek: (at least that way I might get to share his Wife and Guns... :D )