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come on don't be shy... tell us the NS'er you'd most like a date with and why

come on don't be shy... tell us the NS'er you'd most like a date with and why

Refused Party Program because...well, who wouldn't?

Hmm...well...since I dont really know anyone in NS for real since this is an online game...I cant really say. Call me old fashioned, but I'd like to see someone in person before I date them.:D

So, keeping that in mind, I guess I'd go out with anyone. They're all the same to me!

Refused Party Program because...well, who wouldn't?
good choice my friend.... maybe I could arrange for you and him could get together some time

I can predict some of the responses in this thread already....

I can predict some of the responses in this thread already....
enlighten us

Refused Party Program because...well, who wouldn't?

Agreed.

Oh, and Fass. Same reason.

Refused Party Program because...well, who wouldn't?

I was going to say myself, but damn you for beating me to the idea. :(

So, keeping that in mind, I guess I'd go out with anyone. They're all the same to me!
No... if you knew me IRL you wouldn't want to go out with me. Trust me. :D

enlighten us
Pure Metal would probably answer Glitziness and vice versa... Stephistan would answer Zeppistan (or whatever his name is now) and vice versa... FairyTInkArisen will probably answer something along the lines of "everyone"... and so on and so forth...

Are you doing anything this weekend Czardas? Maybe we could hang out? I could show you my collection of hand painted Warhammer minatures...

Pure Metal would probably answer Glitziness and vice versa... Stephistan would answer Zeppistan (or whatever his name is now) and vice versa... FairyTInkArisen will probably answer something along the lines of "everyone"... and so on and so forth...
so who would you answer then... don't be shy, we won't laugh

any Female furry kitty, or general female furvert. hard to say as a lot of people on here seem not to be in my age group of thirty-mumble, but now free and single so form an orderly line ladies, and those that are honest enough not to describe themselves as ladies, walk straight in :p

(That doesn't sound like me at all. tres weird)

furvert

I...no, I won't ask.

Oh, and someone will probably throw in my name, just to annoy me (my low tolerance for love is infamous throughout this forum)...

Oh, and someone will probably throw in my name, just to annoy me (my low tolerance for love is infamous throughout this forum)...
I wuv you...

Pure Metal would probably answer Glitziness and vice versa... Stephistan would answer Zeppistan (or whatever his name is now) and vice versa... FairyTInkArisen will probably answer something along the lines of "everyone"... and so on and so forth...

Who would I respond with?

Oh, and someone will probably throw in my name, just to annoy me (my low tolerance for love is infamous throughout this forum)...

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: Clardas:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
mmmm Kitty wuvs you vewy much

Oh, and someone will probably throw in my name, just to annoy me (my low tolerance for love is infamous throughout this forum)...
Love? That's not what I had in mind..

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: Clardas:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
mmmm Kitty wuvs you vewy much
OI.... I saw him/her first

OI.... I saw him/her first
It.

Oh, and someone will probably throw in my name, just to annoy me (my low tolerance for love is infamous throughout this forum)...

been there, done that:D :p

It.
I'm not fussy

come on don't be shy... tell us the NS'er you'd most like a date with and why
Grainne Ni Malley! She's totally ... and I do mean totally ... awesome! :D

There are several others: Tink ( whom I've been informed is "too young" for me ), Sinuhue ( who probably wouldn't give me the time of day! ), Kimberly Ann Sanchez ( whose nation has expired ), Cabra West ( who lives too far away ), and a couple more who have requested that I not mention them in this context. :D

and a couple more who have requested that I not mention them in this context. :D

restraining order? I know how you feel... whereyouthinkyougoing got one on me for breaking her good china :D

Are you doing anything this weekend Czardas? Maybe we could hang out? I could show you my collection of hand painted Warhammer minatures... No date for you now you've said that! :mad:

I'd love to go out with Czardas. We could have such interesting discussions, especially as I seem to naturally assume the role of right-hand lieutenant in everything… *looks sidelong at Czardas*

No date for you now you've said that! :mad:

I'd love to go out with Czardas. We could have such interesting discussions, especially as I seem to naturally assume the role of right-hand lieutenant in everything… *looks sidelong at Czardas*
You want to incur the wrath of my Orc legion, don't you!

restraining order? I know how you feel... whereyouthinkyougoing got one on me for breaking her good china :D
And don't forget confusing me with random other chicks!

You want to incur the wrath of my Orc legion, don't you! Don't bother, I gave my lord a Daemonic Rune. ;)

Whichever one is hot and puts out. Potsmoker a plus!

But I'm married, so this is just a "what if I wasn't" kinda thing.

And don't forget confusing me with random other chicks!
Look!!! I'm keeping 200 yards back, what else can I do

restraining order? I know how you feel... whereyouthinkyougoing got one on me for breaking her good china :D
Heh! No, no restraining order. If anything, just the opposite, but a gentleman never tells. :D

Grainne Ni Malley! She's totally ... and I do mean totally ... awesome! :D

You flatter me so. :D

I was going to say Czardas purely for the chance to annoy him in person, but I fear the bandwagon would break under everyone's weight.

Don't bother, I gave my lord a Daemonic Rune. ;)
Oh yes! My Orcs have been very naughty! Use Daemonic Rune! I deserve it!

You flatter me so. :D
Method to my madness. :D

Method to my madness. :D

Or would that be a madness to your method?

Look!!! I'm keeping 200 yards back, what else can I do
keep 400 yards back?

Silly English Knights. He's a hottie.



he also happens to be my husband, whom I actually have a date with tonight anyway. ;)

I don't know of anyone on here other than that I would date, but I know of some people I would set up with my single friends,so we could double date. :p

Silly English Knights. He's a hottie.



he also happens to be my husband, whom I actually have a date with tonight anyway. ;)

I don't know of anyone on here other than that I would date, but I know of some people I would set up with my single friends,so we could double date. :p
I'm sure I'm one of them

Silly English Knights. He's a hottie.



he also happens to be my husband, whom I actually have a date with tonight anyway. ;)

Aw :)

I'm sure I'm one of them
I don't believe we have met.

I don't believe we have met.
*takes off cap to the lady*

well now we have

I would have to say Dakini. and Aerou

I've always really liked her. :D

The only NS'ers that I even remember are female would be Stephistan and SoWiBi, so I'm having to say one of them. Unless you throw [violet] into the mix...

Or would that be a madness to your method?
Call 336-555-1212 and find out! :D

Better yet, TG me so I can give you the real number! :D

Man with my good looks, I am suprised that this whole thread isn't full of responses saying "Zilam".

Man with my good looks, I am suprised that this whole thread isn't full of responses saying "Zilam".
aw... I'm sorry, but if you want I'll throw you a sympathy vote

Call 336-555-1212 and find out! :D

Better yet, TG me so I can give you the real number! :D


That could get me in to some trouble. :D

aw... I'm sorry, but if you want I'll throw you a sympathy vote


Woohoo! -dances-

NS'er we'd most like to "DATE"? Do you really mean date?
Or screw?

I don't want to sound desperate or anything and I'm not the gimpanzee that you all believe me to be but I am free for the foreseeable future and I can be as submissive as you want..

NS'er we'd most like to "DATE"? Do you really mean date?
Or screw?

Is there a difference?

I'd date the next person to post
*watches as the thread dies*

NS'er we'd most like to "DATE"? Do you really mean date?
Or screw?
Now, why would you think that a gentlemen like me would mean something I did'nt say

Is there a difference?

I'd date the next person to post
*watches as the thread dies*

please let it be me!

Zero Six Three: I wasn't talking to, or about, you. Also I don't think I'd be interested in those figures... It's difficult to be interested in a game you know you'll win anyway. ;)

Liskeinland: I saw that!

Eh-oh: You were the one who broke the bandwagon in the first place (after Tink, TNM, Lashie, NoF etc. all decided to jump on long before this thread was ever thought up).

Grainne Ni Malley: See above.

Everyone else: Counter-intuitively, there is in fact one person I might consider going out with, and have even said so in the past. Does anyone want to hazard a guess?

Is there a difference?

I'd date the next person to post
*watches as the thread dies*
aw shit I posted next,


first thing are you female?

NS'er we'd most like to "DATE"? Do you really mean date?
Or screw?

That's actually a very good question.

Everyone else: Counter-intuitively, there is in fact one person I might consider going out with, and have even said so in the past. Does anyone want to hazard a guess? I seem to remember something like that, although it could be my increasing madness playing tricks on me.

That's actually a very good question.


I have good questions. Very few answers. But good questions.

come on don't be shy... tell us the NS'er you'd most like a date with and why
Smunkeeville, because she looks good in my robe.

Smunkeeville, because she looks good in my robe.
aw... it'nt it cute, with them being married and all

Anything that involves robes is good, in my book. I'm that sort of person.

That could get me in to some trouble. :D
LOL! Depends upon your definition of "trouble!" :D

Considering what a rotten date I am, I suppose I would inflict myself upon only my worst enemies. I'm kind of like the Romantic Doomsday Device...anybody want to drop me on someone they hate?

aw shit I posted next,


first thing are you female?

No. i think.
*checks*
No.

Considering what a rotten date I am, I suppose I would inflict myself upon only my worst enemies. I'm kind of like the Romantic Doomsday Device...anybody want to drop me on someone they hate?
I could teach you a few things, I'm a charming old fashioned romantic me

No. i think.
*checks*
No.
:eek: You had to check?

Considering what a rotten date I am, I suppose I would inflict myself upon only my worst enemies. I'm kind of like the Romantic Doomsday Device...anybody want to drop me on someone they hate? *ponders dating Bottle with VoteEarly*

Not because he's a worst enemy, just because it would be fun. :p

No. i think.
*checks*
No.
then I doubt it could ever work out

:eek: You had to check?

No, I just like to. ;)

Everyone else: Counter-intuitively, there is in fact one person I might consider going out with, and have even said so in the past. Does anyone want to hazard a guess?
I could humor you and make a very, very educated guess. Alas, I'm such a newbie, I highly doubt I'd even be worthy of your attention...

No, I just like to. ;)
nice to know

No, I just like to. ;)
Heh :D

I could humor you and make a very, very educated guess. Alas, I'm such a newbie, I highly doubt I'd even be worthy of your attention...
no, don't make a fool of you're self

God! Who do I have to kill to get people to like me?

God! Who do I have to kill to get people to like me?
Myrth?

Considering what a rotten date I am, I suppose I would inflict myself upon only my worst enemies. I'm kind of like the Romantic Doomsday Device...anybody want to drop me on someone they hate?
I'm on record as wanting to be the Millhouse to your Lisa.

Nadkor would be cool because she's a car chick and car chicks are hot.

Kronikka because...well, say her name out loud. That date would go exactly as I'd want and we wouldn't even have to touch each other...

Dakini seems nice. I don't know that I'd be that great a date for her, though.

Me and the FiaryTink could sit quitely for an hour, everyonce in a while saying, "Yep." "Yeah..."

Peechland seems cool, though I think she's married so I won't say date, I'll say hang out. Don't want a jealous beating...

That's all I got at the moment. I'd give anyone a whirl, really. But I'm not a great date. Too much pressure, not the place where I shine, really...

Hmm, maybe Swimmingpool....he's artsy and pretty nice too. Euroslavia seems rather attractive as well, if only he would date women. Cannot think of a name is extremely cute as well.

actually, there's loads of people I'd date here...

God! Who do I have to kill to get people to like me?
hey, nobody answered me either (except my hubby) I figure there are a few reasons

1 the thought of dating me is too scary
2 they are scared of my hubby
3 they respect my marriage too much to mention it


I bet it's #1 though. ;)

hey, nobody answered me either (except my hubby) I figure there are a few reasons

1 the thought of dating me is too scary
2 they are scared of my hubby
3 they respect my marriage too much to mention it


I bet it's #1 though. ;)
Im still intrsested in you're mates

hey, nobody answered me either (except my hubby) I figure there are a few reasons

1 the thought of dating me is too scary
2 they are scared of my hubby
3 they respect my marriage too much to mention it


I bet it's #1 though. ;)

Your location combined with the fact that you're married is what keeps me from answering you.

Eh-oh: You were the one who broke the bandwagon in the first place (after Tink, TNM, Lashie, NoF etc. all decided to jump on long before this thread was ever thought up).

Grainne Ni Malley: See above.

Ah yes... but I wouldn't want to go on a date to be like, "Ooh, Czardas is a challenge, so dark and mysterious and brooding!"

I'd want to go on a date because I know you have the urge to kill me. I'd follow you around like Igor saying, "Mastah, Mastah... wait for me Mastah!" and doing every annoying thing I could think of.

I have a sort of morbid death wish.

hey, nobody answered me either (except my hubby) I figure there are a few reasons

1 the thought of dating me is too scary
2 they are scared of my hubby
3 they respect my marriage too much to mention it


I bet it's #1 though. ;)
I think it's because you're so nice and reasonable and the people her prefer angry sex.

Hmm, maybe Swimmingpool....he's artsy and pretty nice too. Euroslavia seems rather attractive as well, if only he would date women. Cannot think of a name is extremely cute as well.

actually, there's loads of people I'd date here...
Oh, you...I gotz the warm fuzzies now...Canadians are so cool...

To be fair, though, you only think that because my picture is a cartoon...or a van, depending on which one you're looking at...

Oh, you...I gotz the warm fuzzies now...Canadians are so cool...

To be fair, though, you only think that because my picture is a cartoon...or a van, depending on which one you're looking at...No no, I don't even remember what the picture yo posted looks like.

Oh, Kreitzmoorland. I'd date her in a minute too. And Bottle, for some inexplicable reason.

Heheh...would anyone date *me*? :p

Oh, Kreitzmoorland. I'd date her in a minute too. And Bottle, for some inexplicable reason.Then stop ignoring me on msn. I'm starting to get faintly offended, and you know how hard that is.

*would date Sdaeriji*

Heheh...would anyone date *me*? :p
Aw, sure, we all would.:p

Then stop ignoring me on msn. I'm starting to get faintly offended, and you know how hard that is.

*would date Sdaeriji*

I'm not ignoring you; I'm just really busy. Right now I'm at work. I can sign in to NationStates, but messenger programs are severly banned. I've been working 11 hour days the past two weeks.

Heheh...would anyone date *me*? :p

I would. :)

I'll use the excuse that I only started posting yesterday for me not having any votes

Pure Metal would probably answer Glitziness and vice versa... Stephistan would answer Zeppistan (or whatever his name is now) and vice versa... FairyTInkArisen will probably answer something along the lines of "everyone"... and so on and so forth...
Well, you're 3 for 3 so far...:rolleyes:

If I could have been allowed to predict first, I would have said that Czar would have made a great fuss over how he wouldn't date anyone, even though his regular posts in the dating-type threads suggest that he's angling for attention and much needed love for the cold, dark recesses of his heart.

Ah yes... but I wouldn't want to go on a date to be like, "Ooh, Czardas is a challenge, so dark and mysterious and brooding!"

I'd want to go on a date because I know you have the urge to kill me. I'd follow you around like Igor saying, "Mastah, Mastah... wait for me Mastah!" and doing every annoying thing I could think of.

I have a sort of morbid death wish.
Unfortunately, I wouldn't kill you. My sadism overrules my desire to destroy all of humanity, and I can best express that by withholding pain from those who want it.

Sorry Sdaeriji, I get it. Just that you're still signed in.

in any event, I forgot to mention Lasc. mmmm. And Ravea.

I'll use the excuse that I only started posting yesterday for me not having any votes
I wanna sex bronchitus, because a) I'd be getting sex out of it and b) I could scream out "there's no U in bronchitis!!!!" mid climax.

What?

¬_¬

I wanna sex bronchitus, because a) I'd be getting sex out of it and b) I could scream out "there's no U in bronchitis!!!!" mid climax.

What?

¬_¬
how nice... I'm game if you are

Heheh...would anyone date *me*? :p*waves*

A date with you and Potaria, ending in a threesome would be oodles of fun.

Aw, sure, we all would.:p

Yay! :fluffle:

I would. :)

Sure, but we'll keep it a platonic relationship, alright? :p

*waves*

A date with you and Potaria, ending in a threesome would be oodles of fun.

Can I invite whereyouthinkyougoing along too and make it a foursome?

how nice... I'm game if you are
Ah, if you were female, hot and lived next door to me...

any Female furry kitty, or general female furvert. hard to say as a lot of people on here seem not to be in my age group of thirty-mumble, but now free and single so form an orderly line ladies, and those that are honest enough not to describe themselves as ladies, walk straight in :p

(That doesn't sound like me at all. tres weird)
My kind of guy. I don't believe we've met.
( I'm a little older than thirty, too.)

Ah, if you were female, hot and lived next door to me...
well 0 for 3.... I'm still game

Sorry Sdaeriji, I get it. Just that you're still signed in.

in any event, I forgot to mention Lasc. mmmm. And Ravea.

I'm signed in to MSN right now? Hmm. That's not right. Must have been signed on automatically. I'm at work right now. No MSN on this computer.

Can I invite whereyouthinkyougoing along too and make it a foursome?Erm, as long as "he" is good. I don't think we've met.

Agreed.

Oh, and Fass. Same reason.

I imagine our date as one at a fairground with tilt-a-whirls and cotton candy and stuffed animals and carnies!

I also imagine it as quite short, because I would so be hitting you.

God! Who do I have to kill to get people to like me? Ooh, a duel is forthcoming, methinks!

*settles back to watch*

Erm, as long as "he" is good. I don't think we've met.

*points above* He is a she. :p

Can I invite whereyouthinkyougoing along too and make it a foursome?

Nah, let her have her threesome first, and then I'll have mine. I'm not one to share my men. :p

Unfortunately, I wouldn't kill you. My sadism overrules my desire to destroy all of humanity, and I can best express that by withholding pain from those who want it.

Daaaaaamn you! Got my hopes all up in that one thread with the gassing and the murderizing... pfft. You could make it a painless killing. That could be slightly disappointing. I'd still have fun annoying you anyway.

Can I invite whereyouthinkyougoing along too and make it a foursome?
Oi stay away from her, she's mine

Oi stay away from her, she's mine

Buddy, I totally broke up with you last night. Remember that restraining order?


Also: Argh, stupid Jolt is driving me crazy.

Buddy, I totally broke up with you last night. Remember that restraining order?


Also: Argh, stupid Jolt is driving me crazy.
but I can change :D

Nah, let her have her threesome first, and then I'll have mine. I'm not one to share my men. :p

Awwww. Oh well. I'll settle. :p

You're all jealous. My date with Refused Party Program would be the best date ever.

Looks like I'll be spending another night with Parmela Handerson.. *sigh*

Awwww. Oh well. I'll settle. :p

Heh. Now I almost feel bad. But hey, it's not like you'd be alone - Potaria'd still be there! :p


Then again, WTF, you'll get two threesomes - why would I feel bad? *it'ssss trickssy, our Kanabia, very tricksssy*

none I am in a happy marriage thank you

none I am in a happy marriage thank you
you'll be back

none I am in a happy marriage thank you

I would meet you....just to see how you are ...

:headbang:

Heh. Now I almost feel bad. But hey, it's not like you'd be alone - Potaria'd still be there! :p


Then again, WTF, you'll get two threesomes - why would I feel bad? *it'ssss trickssy, our Kanabia, very tricksssy*
Yay! I'm already learning how to manipulate you! Considering that, can we cut the first date and jump straight to the second? :D

Daaaaaamn you! Got my hopes all up in that one thread with the gassing and the murderizing... pfft. You could make it a painless killing. That could be slightly disappointing. I'd still have fun annoying you anyway.


I am very disappointed of any of your post Grainne.. No word of Cabra West and me ?
Sadly Sadly :( :( :(

I would meet you....just to see how you are ...

:headbang:

Images of me here \/

http://www.piczo.com/WildWolfden?g=3277937&cr=3

I am very disappointed of any of your post Grainne.. No word of Cabra West and me ?
Sadly Sadly :( :( :(

I would want to do much more than go on a measly date with you two.

Nah, let her have her threesome first, and then I'll have mine. I'm not one to share my men. :p

How about a foursome with three guys?

How about a foursome with three guys?

One for each hole.

Yay! I'm already learning how to manipulate you! Considering that, can we cut the first date and jump straight to the second? :D
Sure. I never got the hang of that dating-rules thing anyway. Don't know about Australia, but here in Old Europe things aren't that complicated really.

How about a foursome with three guys?

One for each hole.

Way to lower the tone, Kanabia :p .
And I'm not sold on that kind of foursome either (though it'd be a LOT more tempting than the other one) - just gets confusing. Plus I'd have to be so freaking busy the whole time. :D Two guys seem just right...

Way to lower the tone
seems you have a thing for that

I'd like to go on a date with all of the liberals here at the same time. Then start an elimination process to get rid of the ones I am not getting along with and who don't seem like they will participate in a giant orgy. I wouldn't date the conservatives because they are just too mean.

seems you have a thing for that
You mean I seem to attract the kind of guys who seem to have thing for that. :p

Way to lower the tone, Kanabia :p

Sorry, couldn't resist :p

I wouldn't date the conservatives because they are just too mean.
I'm not mean, would you date me?

You mean I seem to attract the kind of guys who seem to have thing for that. :p
thats the one

I'm not mean, would you date me?


maybe, are you homophobic? what if I dress like a girl and have a hot ass? :p

I also imagine it as quite short, because I would so be hitting you.

Damnit! When will it be my turn?! :D

maybe, are you homophobic? what if I dress like a girl and have a hot ass? :p
ok this is getting weird...

ok this is getting weird...
why? because you considered it?

why? because you considered it?

I pictured you in a blonde wig for a few minutes... kind of cute.

I pictured you in a blonde wig for a few minutes... kind of cute.


wait! You've seen my picture?

I might look good in a blonde wig... wanna come over and play dress up?

wait! You've seen my picture?

I might look good in a blonde wig... wanna come over and play dress up?

You're close enough and good-looking enough for it to be an extreme temptation, but I'm not sure it would fly with your fiancee.

Could I wear a necktie?

You're close enough and good-looking enough for it to be an extreme temptation, but I'm not sure it would fly with your fiancee.

Could I wear a necktie?


why thank you! I think my fiancee wouldn't have a problem with it if she could join in on the fun too and you don't mind her pouncing on you when she gets excited. Sure you could wear a necktie... don't be too surprised if your wrists and feet end up being bound by it as time goes by though :p

I think I scared Bronchitus away :D

why thank you! I think my fiancee wouldn't have a problem with it if she could join in on the fun too and you don't mind her pouncing on you when she gets excited. Sure you could wear a necktie... don't be too surprised if your wrists and feet end up being bound by it as time goes by though :p

I think I scared Bronchitus away :D

The more the merrier! Very little surprises me. As a matter of fact I'm one below you on the kink scale. ;)

Poor guy. You big meanie!

I have a g.f., so I wouldn't date anybody, but if I were single, I'd pick either Tink (self-explanatory) or Aerou (also self-explanatory).

why? because you considered it?
I ain't considering nothing kinky

The more the merrier! Very little surprises me. As a matter of fact I'm one below you on the kink scale. ;)

Poor guy. You big meanie!


Yeah well sometimes people need to be made uncomfortable.

as for the more the merrier, you can bring a kinky boi with you when you come over too :D :eek: :fluffle:

Peechland, because she is just teh hotness. :)

And, Smunkeeville, because she's married, Christian, and said nobody would choose her. :)

I ain't considering nothing kinky

so you just want vanilla gay sex?

so you just want vanilla gay sex?
why are you doing this to me?

why are you doing this to me?


lol, you're the one who asked if I would date you! To me, dating leads to sex.

So, you just want to be the 'catcher' in vanilla gay sex?

Am I jumping on a bandwagon, here...

lol, you're the one who asked if I would date you! To me, dating leads to sex.
* wipes away tears *


I thought you were a girl :(

So, you just want to be the 'catcher' in vanilla gay sex?
huh?

And, Smunkeeville, because she's married, Christian, and said nobody would choose her. :)
yeah. you were one of the ones I would set up with one of my single friends, and double with, I bet the four of us could get kicked out of a restraunt for debating too loud. I also think you and she would get along rather well.

So, you just want to be the 'catcher' in vanilla gay sex?

Am I jumping on a bandwagon, here...


Yes! Oh wait you mean him?

* wipes away tears *


I thought you were a girl :(


Sometimes I am :D

don't worry I'll stop harrassing you now

Sometimes I am :D

don't worry I'll stop harrassing you now
thankyou.... harrassing a 13 year old boy... big perv :D

thankyou.... harrassing a 13 year old boy... big perv :D

:eek: 13! God, I was robbing the cradle!

yeah. you were one of the ones I would set up with one of my single friends, and double with, I bet the four of us could get kicked out of a restraunt for debating too loud. I also think you and she would get along rather well.

Yay! Smunkeeville would set me up with her single friends!

Don't know quite how my wife would take it... it'd probably depend on how cute the friend was, and whether she was in a bad mood with me. :)

I'm sure we could get kicked out of a restaurant... I once got kicked out of a Waffle House (as unlikely as it seems) for having too much fun...

:eek: 13! God, I was robbing the cradle!
you were'nt to know...

Yay! Smunkeeville would set me up with her single friends!

Don't know quite how my wife would take it... it'd probably depend on how cute the friend was, and whether she was in a bad mood with me. :)

I'm sure we could get kicked out of a restaurant... I once got kicked out of a Waffle House (as unlikely as it seems) for having too much fun...
yeah, she is living with a couple now, but is jealous of the wife because she is "getting more attention" I tried to explain that he has to keep his wife happy I mean if Wendy leaves no big deal but if his wife leaves, he is losing a lot of stuff. LOL.

I got kicked out of a Denny's at 4am one time for "being a smart ass" they called the cops and everything. LOL

thankyou.... harrassing a 13 year old boy... big perv :D


:eek:

*screams "I can't get clean!!!" as he showers to wash away the dirty feeling*

Do we have any colon commandos in the room? Raise your hand!



Mine are staying at my side....

:eek:

*screams "I can't get clean!!!" as he showers to wash away the dirty feeling*
now you know what it feels like

Do we have any colon commandos


Now thats just nasty

yeah, she is living with a couple now, but is jealous of the wife because she is "getting more attention" I tried to explain that he has to keep his wife happy I mean if Wendy leaves no big deal but if his wife leaves, he is losing a lot of stuff. LOL.

I got kicked out of a Denny's at 4am one time for "being a smart ass" they called the cops and everything. LOL

Oh - we never got as far as the police, we didn't want to crimp the mood any more than they already had. We just found it hard to believe we were that much of a problem, at 2am on Saturday morning.... or whenever it was.

I mean - the place was empty except for us, and the 'cook'!

But... 'yay' for getting nominated as someone to set up friends with!

Tribes because hed have me in hysterics the whole way through.

Sdaeriji, Deep Kimchi, Harlesburg, Frangland, Stone Bridges, Smunkeeville, Swimmingpool, Drunk commies deleted, Eutrusca, Cannot think of a name, Potaria, Carnivorous Lickers, Zooke, Pure Metal and JohnnyWadd(:eek:).



Mostly, just cause I think they are cool people.

Damnit! When will it be my turn?! :D

I'm not opposed to squeezing people in.

come on don't be shy... tell us the NS'er you'd most like a date with and why
Does it count when her grandfather is on NS?

And can I have two?

Eh-oh: You were the one who broke the bandwagon in the first place (after Tink, TNM, Lashie, NoF etc. all decided to jump on long before this thread was ever thought up).
WHOOOIGOTMENTIONEDBYCZARDAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To Czardas, the only man(?) I ever loved. ;)

I'll be waiting for you later, baby.

Oh, and someone will probably throw in my name, just to annoy me (my low tolerance for love is infamous throughout this forum)...
I wouldn't do it to annoy you Czardas.:fluffle:

Aerou
TInk
Czardas
eh-oh
Preebles
Someone i've probably forgotten
And many of the Forgotten Damn Deceased Nations!.
Sdaeriji, Deep Kimchi, Harlesburg, Frangland, Fass, Drunk commies deleted, Eutrusca, Cannot think of a name, Potaria, Pure Metal and JohnnyWadd().

Date doesn't = I want to do them ... but for some it might (Fass is excluded from any sex ofcourse, hehe)


Edit: added Carnivorous Lickers
He he He no Fass.:p

Do we have any colon commandos in the room? Raise your hand!



Mine are staying at my side....
ARF, you scare me more than I ever thougth possible. Every post of yours I read, brings me that much closer to pulling the trigger on my location.

Heheh...would anyone date *me*? :p
I would , but only to jam a little bit
:D

God! Who do I have to kill to get people to like me?
1)Talk to the right people.
2)Create a puppet and get them to vote for you.
d)Be witty
3)3 more months......

I hate all of you...

Well I see what I miss when I have a goddamn job to go to.

Who would I date? Mmmmm. List time.

Fass, even though he's gay and a third of the world away.
Euro, even though he's gay (but SOOOOO pretty) and a few states away.
Branin, whom I haven't seen around in ages.
Fiddlebottoms, because.....why not?
Pure Metal, but I'll deny ever saying that in a day or two.
Melkor, 'cause I got a thing for him....('s a secret. shhh.)
Tribes, see Fiddle's reasoning.
Smunkee, even though she's a girl, and I'm a girl, and we're both straight and Christian, and she's married, and we're probably too alike to REALLY stand each other.....
NoF, though I don't know why.
Heron Marked Warriors, because....um.....I plead the fifth.
Sarkhaan, for anti-mastery of the English language.
Kanabia. For.....because.....um......Kanabia.

[*cough* Melkor's probably the only one who'd have a chance at some real action *cough*
Now there is the tricky fact that most of the people I meet I usually place gender assumptions upon them and those are mostly irreversable, but I'm quite smugly sure in the genders of all but three of my list. And if they think they're convincing me otherwise, screw 'em.

Tink if only just to make her pay for her share of any money we may spend.

Cabra West cos she's a cool and weird.


Neither of these will happen, due to things like geography, age, my girlfriend, etc.

12 pages and not mention of my name looks like i have a few more months of enjoying being single.:D :p

Keruvalia
Cat-tribe
Potaria
LG
and really too many others to mention.

Simonist']Well I see what I miss when I have a goddamn job to go to.

Who would I date? Mmmmm. List time.

Fass, even though he's gay and a third of the world away.
Euro, even though he's gay (but SOOOOO pretty) and a few states away.
Branin, whom I haven't seen around in ages.
Fiddlebottoms, because.....why not?
Pure Metal, but I'll deny ever saying that in a day or two.
Melkor, 'cause I got a thing for him....('s a secret. shhh.)
Tribes, see Fiddle's reasoning.
Smunkee, even though she's a girl, and I'm a girl, and we're both straight and Christian, and she's married, and we're probably too alike to REALLY stand each other.....
NoF, though I don't know why.
Heron Marked Warriors, because....um.....I plead the fifth.




Now there is the tricky fact that most of the people I meet I usually place gender assumptions upon them and those are mostly irreversable, but I'm quite smugly sure in the genders of all but three of my list. And if they think they're convincing me otherwise, screw 'em.
ooh listyness

You win

Fass (I'd see some fun conversations, not to mention I like his accent), Sinuhue, Stephistan (I've yet to have an actual conversation with her, but she seems cool), Smunkee, Zooke, PM, Glitz (although I see both at the same time being almost more entertaining), Cabra West, maybe Eut. Oh, and Zero Six Three out of sympathy :fluffle:

edit: Oh, and Keruvalia so I could say I dated one of the original "dirty Jews" and/or Jesus.

I don't know anyone, can I have a date?

I don't know anyone, can I have a date?
you could date my puppet nation, although I doubt you would like him, he isn't very nice. ;)

you could date my puppet nation, although I doubt you would like him, he isn't very nice. ;)
Dude, your puppet nation's a dude?

That's strange. Mine's STILL a girl. (Edit: course it doesn't matter, because mine shall never grace the forums)

Guess you take that whole 'make-believe' thing a step further than me. Dang, Smunkee. Yer hardcore. :p

Wow... I'm gone for a few hours and look what happened here :eek:

Let's see... who would I date?

Grainne Ni Malley and Hullepupp, definitely.
Sinuhue. She sounds like we'd have a lot of fun together
Carnivorous Lickers, to see if he would live up to his words
Eutrusca. Just because.

But of course, none of them asked me on a date yet, and I'm an old-fashioned girl in that respect...

you could date my puppet nation, although I doubt you would like him, he isn't very nice. ;)
you hear that Chris.... you can date a puppet, like pinnoccio

I would want to do much more than go on a measly date with you two.

A lot more than a measly date? Like what?
Or would describing it get the thread locked? ;)

Wow... I'm gone for a few hours and look what happened here :eek:

Let's see... who would I date?

Grainne Ni Malley and Hullepupp, definitely.
Sinuhue. She sounds like we'd have a lot of fun together
Carnivorous Lickers, to see if he would live up to his words
Eutrusca. Just because.

But of course, none of them asked me on a date yet, and I'm an old-fashioned girl in that respect...

i can imagine meeting you CL and GNM....we 4 could play cards or other funny games...and near CL I don´t feel as old as i am ;)

i can imagine meeting you CL and GNM....we 4 could play cards or other funny games...and near CL I don´t feel as old as i am ;)

Cards? Strip Poker? ;)

Czardas-who wouldn't want to date the ruler of the omniverse?

Cards? Strip Poker? ;)

The last stake might be your black leather boots...

Czardas-who wouldn't want to date the ruler of the multiverse?
Omniverse. Omniverse. I believe I officially made it the "Omniverse" in September (and oh, how I regret that folly).

You'll notice, a lot of us were avoiding saying that because it's something everybody really WANTS to say, but we fear his wrath.....I commend your bravery.

The last stake might be your black leather boots...
BUT to win against CL I need to cheat...

Simonist']Dude, your puppet nation's a dude?

That's strange. Mine's STILL a girl. (Edit: course it doesn't matter, because mine shall never grace the forums)

Guess you take that whole 'make-believe' thing a step further than me. Dang, Smunkee. Yer hardcore. :p
He is an atheist too, but I shouldn't give too many more details without asking him if it's okay first. :p

yeah. I think I do take the whole "make-believe" thing too far, and it's passing down to my kiddos, I can't wait until they are old enough to play D&D, it's gonna be sooo fun :D

BUT to win against CL I need to cheat...

How do you know that?
Besides, I could imagine that both you and CL might prefer if I left them on ;)

Well, I'm pretty new here (what is this? Post #2?) but I'll go with Sinuhue because I'm pretty sure she's a girl. Now to get my pathetic look on and get some sympathy luvin'.

we could put them aside anytime you want

Well, I'm pretty new here (what is this? Post #2?) but I'll go with Sinuhue because I'm pretty sure she's a girl. Now to get my pathetic look on and get some sympathy luvin'.
If you list me, I'll post-edit and put you on my list. Or.....something.

And it was post 21. Close, but no cigar.

we could put them aside anytime you want

You'd have to... otherwise, how would you get me out of those fishnet stockings?

You'd have to... otherwise, how would you get me out of those fishnet stockings?
we could blow them into litle bits

Simonist']Close, but no cigar.
If you're not giving it to him, can I have it?

hey, if there is anything Bill Clinton taught us, it's that a cigar isn't JUST a cigar these days (see? it relates to the thread. almost.)

If you're not giving it to him, can I have it?

hey, if there is anything Bill Clinton taught us, it's that a cigar isn't JUST a cigar these days (see? it relates to the thread. almost.)
Yeesh, I dunno. I surely would've given it to Vaitupu, but now I'm just torn..... ;)

Simonist']Yeesh, I dunno. I surely would've given it to Vaitupu, but now I'm just torn..... ;)
Vaitupu is dead to me.


ya know, I've always wanted to say that to someone. For some reason I don't think saying it about an internet ego controlled by me really works tho.

however, you could give it to Vaitupu and I could give it to me. Did I just refer to myself in the 4th person?

Vaitupu is dead to me.


ya know, I've always wanted to say that to someone. For some reason I don't think saying it about an internet ego controlled by me really works tho.

however, you could give it to Vaitupu and I could give it to me. Did I just refer to myself in the 4th person?
......Brilliant. I bequeath the cigar directly to you for the unintentional 4th person, plus calling yourself dead to yourself.....and I think I feel obligated to add you to my list for that. I don't even know or care if you're male.

Pure Metal would probably answer Glitziness and vice versa...
you guessed very right my friend :) :fluffle:

if you changed the question to: 'which person in the whole world would you like to just be with at all', the answer would still be the same :)

i've been away for <24 hours but i missed her like hell!! :-(
but ooh i have emails... yay!!

He is an atheist too, but I shouldn't give too many more details without asking him if it's okay first. :p

yeah. I think I do take the whole "make-believe" thing too far, and it's passing down to my kiddos, I can't wait until they are old enough to play D&D, it's gonna be sooo fun :D

Wait a minute... male... Atheist.... Am I your puppet?

Simonist']......Brilliant. I bequeath the cigar directly to you for the unintentional 4th person, plus calling yourself dead to yourself.....and I think I feel obligated to add you to my list for that. I don't even know or care if you're male.
haha...*looks down* yep. Male.

Wait a minute... male... Atheist.... Am I your puppet?
OMG that would be too funny right? Like pages and pages of threds of me debating myself on religion. LOL


maybe you are.............;)

OMG that would be too funny right? Like pages and pages of threds of me debating myself on religion. LOL


maybe you are.............;)
I think that would put you right up there with me declaring myself dead to...myself...

I think that would put you right up there with me declaring myself dead to...myself...
Yeah, most likely it would, and I was thinking that myself, but Smunkee's already on my list.

In fact, I hope to Christ that she's the ONLY girl I put on my list, though there are a few I'm unsure of.....

Simonist']Yeah, most likely it would, and I was thinking that myself, but Smunkee's already on my list.

In fact, I hope to Christ that she's the ONLY girl I put on my list, though there are a few I'm unsure of.....
ah the beauty of the internet...you think they're a guy? they are. even if they say otherwise.

ah the beauty of the internet...you think they're a guy? they are. even if they say otherwise.
ROFL. Yeah, I"ve often thought of doing a live-feed webcam while chatting on NS, just to prove that I'm a girl (wish I hadn't chosen a name that nobody understands).....because who knows? I may be the only real girl on the site.

I consider it enough that I've made the sacrifice of linking my photobucket account in my signature.

OMG that would be too funny right? Like pages and pages of threds of me debating myself on religion. LOL


maybe you are.............;)

Sorry... just had to log back into this account for... erm... no reason....

;)

Date isn't the right word here, as I'm a straight man, but I'd love to go out drinking and talking philosophy with The Cat Tribe. I imagine we'd have some pretty good conversation.

As for a real date, I don't really know. I have a hard time unpacking who is a girl on this site, so I couldn't really say which one I'd like to take to the movies or to dinner.

Simonist']ROFL. Yeah, I"ve often thought of doing a live-feed webcam while chatting on NS, just to prove that I'm a girl (wish I hadn't chosen a name that nobody understands).....because who knows? I may be the only real girl on the site.

I consider it enough that I've made the sacrifice of linking my photobucket account in my signature.
oddly, I thought you were a girl from the start. *shrug*

Date isn't the right word here, as I'm a straight man, but I'd love to go out drinking and talking philosophy with The Cat Tribe. I imagine we'd have some pretty good conversation.
how could I have forgotten Cat Tribe?!

you guessed very right my friend :) :fluffle:

if you changed the question to: 'which person in the whole world would you like to just be with at all', the answer would still be the same :)

i've been away for <24 hours but i missed her like hell!! :-(
but ooh i have emails... yay!!
:) :fluffle: this may be one time that Czardas is right ;)

missed you hugely too *hugs* did you get my text from mum's phone?

and COME ON MSN!!! :P love you ...

Well, given that I've never talked to the vast majority of NS'ers outside of an RP context, and jokes about 'any female member of the harem will do' aside, none, I suppose.

-Nairatsa

Simonist']
NoF, though I don't know why.
I'm........flattered, I didn't expect to make anyones serious list......

And I was going to make a list, and you were going to be on it. I have a thing for redheads, especially pretty ones, I guess.

Me...




What?

I'm........flattered, I didn't expect to make anyones serious list......

And I was going to make a list, and you were going to be on it. I have a thing for redheads, especially pretty ones, I guess.
What can I say. You just have that certain something about you.

I'm secretly happy Melkor hasn't been on this thread, because though I'm vehemently opposed to removing information from previous posts, I think I'd rather he not see that I put him on there.... :eek:

I'd probably date Bitchkitten, but since we haven't had any good contact with eachother in a long while, she's probably lost interest in me. :(

I'd also like to date Glitziness, but she's taken. :D

Hmmm.. Grainne Ni Malley? She seems to like someone else.

Gaeltach, maybe, but I haven't seen her since the original Paradise Club ended.

Other than that, I don't know WHO i'd like to date.

I'm not opposed to squeezing people in.

Pun intended, or not? (Sorry...couldn't resist :p)

I'd probably date Bitchkitten, but since we haven't had any good contact with eachother in a long while, she's probably lost interest in me.

I'd also like to date Glitziness, but she's taken.

Hmmm.. Grainne Ni Malley? She seems to like someone else.

Gaeltach, maybe, but I haven't seen her since the original Paradise Club ended.

All in all, my chances of getting any wi-- ermmm.... dating () a female NS'er appears to be very slim to zero.
TPE, seriously, your begining to bug me. All the posts of yours I see are pretty much complaining that you don't have a GF, or a girl to call your own, or whatever. Your twenty one, and your living with your parents, yet the only times I've ever seen you referring to them is with them in a negative light. They are giving you the oppurtunity of a life time. They are supporting you. My parents were not giving me that option. They gave me one option, to move out, of a house I pretty much own anyway.

If you want to attract a mate, you need to move out, you need to become more confident in yourself, making everyone pity you is just sad, not attractive. You need to work for it. A little saying I've lived by when I realized no one was going to cater to me.

If you want it
You gotta work for it
You gotta sweat for it
You gotta need it

The other day I was truely inspired by a person I met, his name was Glenn. He asked me how my christmas was, and after I responded, I prompted the same question. He told me he had gone to see his family, and that it was pretty good. This was not a response I expected, I expected him to say he spent it with his parents, not that he went several towns over to visit his family. Glenn is mentally handicapped, and it's very easy to tell that just by looking at him. He was out on his own, making a living, and leading a happy life. If he can do it, anyone can do it, especially if they have the sort of backing you do.

Now for the love of whatever, get out there and make your life better, cause no one is going to hand you a better life, you need to work...no strive, to make your life better.

I'd also like to date Glitziness, but she's taken. :(

yeah, hands off, bub. ;)

edit: don't blame you though :P

I'd date anyone who would have me:D :D :D :D

<snip>
bookmarked. Thanks. :)

EDIT: Oh, I edited that post to make it less "whiny" :)

yeah, hands off, bub. ;)

edit: don't blame you though :P
Darn. :D

I am available, FYI. :D

I'd date anyone who would have me:D :D :D :D
alright! sounds like fun... i'm sure amy and i can share you ;) :D

look at it this way: double the fun :fluffle:

Ok- I'd like to "date" Cabra West, Sinuhue, Peechland and Muntoo.

All at the same time.

Ok- I'd like to "date" Cabra West, Sinuhue, Peechland and Muntoo.

All at the same time.


are you sure you can handle all of that? youre in the big leagues now baby.

Pun intended, or not? (Sorry...couldn't resist :p)

Oh, I'll make it clear when it's not intended. Were you away so long to forget that?

are you sure you can handle all of that? youre in the big leagues now baby.

No-I'm not sure, but I can guarantee at least two of you will be pretty pleased even if I fail.
Sometimes I need a big challenge to be impressive.

Holy fuck, I've been mentioned by three different people.

Well, there goes my status as a loner. *shakes fist*

No-I'm not sure, but I can guarantee at least two of you will be pretty pleased even if I fail.
Sometimes I need a big challenge to be impressive.


lol....at least two of us. youre a riot and i love you CL.

I would , but only to jam a little bit
:D

Hmmmmmmmmmm....deal! :D

Simonist']Kanabia. For.....because.....um......Kanabia.

I think that's as good a reason as any. *nods* :)

Holy fuck, I've been mentioned by three different people.

Well, there goes my status as a loner. *shakes fist*

And what's more, you're apparently having a threesome with Kreitzmoorland and myself. How does that make you feel?

lol....at least two of us. youre a riot and i love you CL.

I only say so because I've proven myself with two. So yes-the first two would happy. The dispositions of the second two are in question.
I was taught when I was young to improvise and overcome challenges. So it may be a pretty good time.

Lovin' you too, Peechstress.

And what's more, you're apparently having a threesome with Kreitzmoorland and myself. How does that make you feel?

Just don't touch my ass, and it'll be fine... Well, no, maybe not.

*shudder*

Holy fuck, I've been mentioned by three different people.

Well, there goes my status as a loner. *shakes fist*
I'm still tumbling in shock from the one person who mentioned me.

Does that mean I get to keep my loner status?

I'm still tumbling in shock from the one person who mentioned me.

Does that mean I get to keep my loner status?

Nope. Before this, I'd not been mentioned in a single thread of this sort. :p

I wanna date me. :eek:

I wanna date me. :eek:
I'm already in a hot date with myself.

I'm already in a hot date with myself.

Well, this still does not change the fact that I wish that I would agree to date myself. :p

Though my computer might be jealous if it found out.

Well, this still does not change the fact that I wish that I would agree to date myself. :p

Though my computer might be jealous if it found out.
Electrical burn anyone?

Well, this still does not change the fact that I wish that I would agree to date myself. :p

Though my computer might be jealous if it found out.

Playing hard to get, eh?

I wanna date me. :eek:
Can I join? ;) :D

TINK, rawr. :fluffle:

No one! Not only do I not want to (being an anti-sexual and anti-lover) but I'd also never have a chance, being as ugly, idiotic, and obnoxious as I am. And I'm damn glad, too! :D

(Unless it's with Fass, who'd probably take any opportunity to corrupt a 16 year old boy... :p)