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No one! Not only do I not want to (being an anti-sexual and anti-lover) but I'd also never have a chance, being as ugly, idiotic, and obnoxious as I am.

(Unless it's with Fass, who'd probably take any opportunity to corrupt a 16 year old boy... :p)
You are so mine.

Then again, I wouldn't want to cheat on Czardas.............

You are so mine.

Then again, I wouldn't want to cheat on Czardas.............

Fass, I want to date him, then if he is nice, I'll let him ride my ass all night :)

Fass, I want to date him, then if he is nice, I'll let him ride my ass all night :)
and they say romance and chivalry is dead ;)

Fass, I want to date him, then if he is nice, I'll let him ride my ass all night :)
I got quoted for that why?

You are so mine.

Then again, I wouldn't want to cheat on Czardas.............

Of course, I say I don't want to date anyone, and then I not only get someone saying they want me, but they're a guy.

-_-;

Of course, I say I don't want to date anyone, and then I not only get someone saying they want me, but they're a guy.

-_-;
Don't worry, I'm just fucking with you.
Pun definatly intended:eek: that and I'm 100% straight

and they say romance and chivalry is dead ;)

Well, I was going to say, "sweep me off my feet" but I'm not too sure if he could pick me up :)

What ever the case, atleast he knows I'm the 'female' in the relationship, he he he :)

I got quoted for that why?

Why not, and if you've been a good boy, I'll keep you satifised :)

I think that's as good a reason as any. *nods* :)
Wow, you're easier than I anticipated.

I mean, ahh......naw, there's no way to refine that. Statement stands :p

Why not, and if you've been a good boy, I'll keep you satifised :)
Eh, sorry, I only swing that way for Czardas, the ruler of the Omniverse.

And perhaps Armadian cheese cause we go way back, other than that your outta luck. Try Fass, I know he likes corrupting little boys. That, and I know he would probably love a picture of you to death, literally.

Eh, sorry, I only swing that way for Czardas, the ruler of the Omniverse.

And perhaps Armadian cheese cause we go way back, other than that your outta luck. Try Fass, I know he likes corrupting little boys. That, and I know he would probably love a picture of you to death, literally.
Does that mean you're still with me, then? ;)

Eh, sorry, I only swing that way for Czardas, the ruler of the Omniverse.

And perhaps Armadian cheese cause we go way back, other than that your outta luck. Try Fass, I know he likes corrupting little boys. That, and I know he would probably love a picture of you to death, literally.
Hahaha, you know what, you're straight and I'm anti-sexual, but for old time's sake, I'll f*ck ya. :p Neither of us will enjoy it, but hey...

Joking of course! Don't come over with torches and pitchforks!

Simonist']Does that mean you're still with me, then? ;)
Oh you know it ;)

Hahaha, you know what, you're straight and I'm anti-sexual, but for old time's sake, I'll f*ck ya. :p Neither of us will enjoy it, but hey...

Joking of course! Don't come over with torches and pitchforks!
I'm game, as long as I get a reach around

I use romance solely as a tool for making money.. so whoever has the most money to swindle.

I'm game, as long as I get a reach around
Erm, this probably makes the whole joke fall flat, revealing my blatant anti-sexuality, but what in blazes is a "reach around"?

I use romance solely as a tool for making money.. so whoever has the most money to swindle.
By names only, I'd say that'd almost HAVE to be Nation of Fortune.

Erm, this probably makes the whole joke fall flat, revealing my blatant anti-sexuality, but what in blazes is a "reach around"?
OH dear, this is interesting, Perhaps I should send you here (http://www.urbandictionary.com/)

I can predict some of the responses in this thread already....

What will I say?

Ok- I'd like to "date" Cabra West, Sinuhue, Peechland and Muntoo.

All at the same time.

what about the option to play with me Cabra and Grainne ???

that crazy sephrioth nuff said im a loner meh i prefer my own companay

Okay, I must say this is among the most amusing, if slightly disturbing, threads I have ever seen anywhere, let alone NS. What makes this amusing is that this is almost like a bunch of prepubesent children of both genders giggling and showing off for one another, saying things such as "cute" and "love" for the first time when not talking about family members or pets.

Luckily for me, i am in a serious relationship with a lovely young woman (granted, shes half a year older than me, but who really cares) and don't want this sort of attention. Its' strange, being called hot by someone who you probably won't see anytime within your lives.

That said....

Inara Serra of Firefly!

Or do I have to choose someone from here...

oops, I misunderstood...

Simonist']Wow, you're easier than I anticipated.

I mean, ahh......naw, there's no way to refine that. Statement stands :p

Hey, I take what I can get, and I certainly won't complain when the offering is good ;)

Just don't touch my ass, and it'll be fine... Well, no, maybe not.

*shudder*

Heheh. I'll let her do that.

Okay, I must say this is among the most amusing, if slightly disturbing, threads I have ever seen anywhere, let alone NS. What makes this amusing is that this is almost like a bunch of prepubesent children of both genders giggling and showing off for one another, saying things such as "cute" and "love" for the first time when not talking about family members or pets.


That's nice. The door is that way. *points* :p

That's nice. The door is that way. *points* :p
That isn't the door.

I went and searched for threads containing the word 'Monkeypimp' and this thread wasn't one of them (although thanks to this post, it will be now).

I'm horribly disapointed.

That isn't the door.

Okay, it's a chasm with spikes at the bottom. So? Your point? :p

I went and searched for threads containing the word 'Monkeypimp' and this thread wasn't one of them (although thanks to this post, it will be now).

I'm horribly disapointed.

If only you were a hot gal, i'd date you.

Okay, it's a chasm with spikes at the bottom. So? Your point? :p
Thanks i'll take the point and the match too.

*notches up point*

Harlesburg 8 Someone else 4

Thanks i'll take the point and the match too.

*notches up point*

Harlesburg 8 Someone else 4

Babe, and just to creep you out a bit, going on a date with Harlesburg :D

Tink if only just to make her pay for her share of any money we may spend.

Cabra West cos she's a cool and weird.


Neither of these will happen, due to things like geography, age, my girlfriend, etc.
i would actually pay as well, even if i didn't really want to

Babe, and just to creep you out a bit, going on a date with Harlesburg :D
What do you mean a bit?:gundge: :D

i would actually pay as well, even if i didn't really want to

And then the guy would feel guilty because he'd realise that you really don't want to, and ends up paying for it out of his own free will anyway. Brilliant! :p

Okay, it's a chasm with spikes at the bottom. So? Your point? :p



If only you were a hot gal, i'd date you.
Opposed to him being an average looking one?:p

I think my name has been mentioned twice and both times by guys.o_O:D

Demonic Furbies cause I like him and he's cute and he's Texan, mmm, and Lasc and Harlesy and Myrth and Eruantalon just to prove that i could in fact resist jumping into bed with him if he didn't open the bedroom door for me first

Demonic Furbies cause I like him and he's cute and he's Texan, mmm, and Lasc and Harlesy and Myrth and Eruantalon just to prove that i could in fact resist jumping into bed with him if he didn't open the bedroom door for me first
You forgot Czardas.
:fluffle:

You forgot Czardas.
:fluffle:
i just said on another thread that i picture him as a 13yr old boy so i decided it would be a little bit too perverted of me to say i wanted to date him

i just said on another thread that i picture him as a 13yr old boy so i decided it would be a little bit too perverted of me to say i wanted to date him
Nice save.night

:) :fluffle: this may be one time that Czardas is right ;)

missed you hugely too *hugs* did you get my text from mum's phone?

and COME ON MSN!!! :P love you ...
that he is *nods*
maybe he's not as crazy as all that after all ;)

and i shall use this opportunity to randomly say i love you *fluffles* :-P

Agreed.

Oh, and Fass. Same reason.
Hmm yeah, if he would agree though :p

Fass seems to be the most wanted, but it will be very frustrating for him to always see behind his name: "Altough I'm not gay" or "Altough he is gay".

Fass seems to be the most wanted, but it will be very frustrating for him to always see behind his name: "Altough I'm not gay" or "Altough he is gay".
I am gay though :P

I would totally go on a date with Eichen, yummm. I would also take you up on your offer of a date, Harlesburg, because you're from NZ and you'll have that cute accent :).

I would totally go on a date with Eichen, yummm. I would also take you up on your offer of a date, Harlesburg, because you're from NZ and you'll have that cute accent :).

What about me? :(

Demonic Furbies cause I like him and he's cute and he's Texan, mmm, and Lasc and Harlesy and Myrth and Eruantalon just to prove that i could in fact resist jumping into bed with him if he didn't open the bedroom door for me first

What about me? :(

I would totally go on a date with Eichen, yummm. I would also take you up on your offer of a date, Harlesburg, because you're from NZ and you'll have that cute accent :).
oh so you are Aerou, you know 1/2 the guys fall all over themselves on here talking about you, but I have never seen you post. I keep thinking "who is this chick?"

I don't know what you did to them, but they really like you. It's good to see that you actually exist, I was starting to worry about it. :p

What about me? :(

You're not single =P

oh so you are Aerou, you know 1/2 the guys fall all over themselves on here talking about you, but I have never seen you post. I keep thinking "who is this chick?"

I don't know what you did to them, but they really like you. It's good to see that you actually exist, I was starting to worry about it. :p

Aerou is beauty incarnate. Any person who considers otherwise is a heretic to whom a nasty fate must be meted out.

You're not single =P

But if I was? ;)

oh so you are Aerou, you know 1/2 the guys fall all over themselves on here talking about you, but I have never seen you post. I keep thinking "who is this chick?"

I don't know what you did to them, but they really like you. It's good to see that you actually exist, I was starting to worry about it. :p

I don't post much these days, I tend to be quite busy.

My kind of guy. I don't believe we've met.
( I'm a little older than thirty, too.)

What can I saw but *Grrrrr rorwr pfffft purrrrrrrr.*

Noone wants a date with me?

*cries*

Noone wants a date with me?

*cries*

Hey, I'll date you ;)
We might also take Grainne along, what do you say?

Noone wants a date with me?

*cries*

Well, you're not alone. Even guys I know in person don't want to date me :(

Well, you're not alone. Even guys I know in person don't want to date me :(
Eh, well, I don't know your gender, appearance, or personality...But hell, why not? I'm goin' with Nation of Fortune (a guy) and neither of us are gay, so I guess my standards aren't very high anyhow! :p We could have a three way...;)

Eh, well, I don't know your gender, appearance, or personality...But hell, why not? I'm goin' with Nation of Fortune (a guy) and neither of us are gay, so I guess my standards aren't very high anyhow! :p We could have a three way...;)

Gender: Female
Appearance: I would have been hot in the renaissance....(fair skin, oval face, small chest, etc.)
Personality: Poser-nerd! I like acting, operatic singing, writing, and the Smiths.

I would date Dmytri...:D

Hey, I'll date you ;)
We might also take Grainne along, what do you say?

:(

:(

You do know that you'll always be first choice, handsome? :fluffle:
hdl

You do know that you'll always be first choice, handsome? :fluffle:
hdl
Don't lie to him, Cabra. :(

I know we have just met on NS, but there is something adorable about Kreitzmoorland, she definitely gets my vote, although Bonferoni is a hottie as well....

You forgot Czardas.

thats because hes mine!

What can I saw but *Grrrrr rorwr pfffft purrrrrrrr.*
lmao! awesome post *imagines cat noises* :p

*misses his pet cat :(*


but, back on topic, still glitziness here... especially more so this evening cos i feel like i didn't get to talk to her much today :(
edit: and won't be able to much next few days either... stupid coursework...

Ermmm, Hmmmm......

*scratches chin.*

Nope. Got nothin'.....


Edit: Anyone else read this whole thread. Man its long.

Ermmm, Hmmmm......

*scratches chin.*

Nope. Got nothin'.....


Edit: Anyone else read this whole thread. Man its long.
You read the WHOLE thread and didn't come up with anything?
What about me? Jerk.
I mean....wow. Almost frighteningly impressive.

Simonist']You read the WHOLE thread and didn't come up with anything?
What about me? Jerk.
I mean....wow. Almost frighteningly impressive.


Thanks, its a gift :p

Plus, my inherient laziness forbids me from making decisions.... or something.

*shrugs*

Could date you though, if you like that sort of thing :eek:

Ermmm, Hmmmm......

*scratches chin.*

Nope. Got nothin'.....


Edit: Anyone else read this whole thread. Man its long.


Read the whole darn thing.... Was kind of totalling up in my head... One would think Tink would get a few more votes.... She has mine...

Thanks, its a gift :p

Plus, my inherient laziness forbids me from making decisions.... or something.

*shrugs*

Could date you though, if you like that sort of thing :eek:
It's more my desire to pump up the total of people who would date me, because right now I think I'm sitting pretty at, um.....two? Three? Which is negatively amazing, considering when there was a similarly-themed thread a few months back, I totally got like, nine or ten.

It burns.

Simonist']It's more my desire to pump up the total of people who would date me, because right now I think I'm sitting pretty at, um.....two? Three? Which is negatively amazing, considering when there was a similarly-themed thread a few months back, I totally got like, nine or ten.

It burns.


Yeah, I'm on the grand total of...

*checks back through thread*

ZERO? Wtf? The pain! :)

Aerou.

Yeah, I know, I'm getting repetitive in these threads :P

Aerou.

Yeah, I know, I'm getting repetitive in these threads :P
you and me both buddy ;) :p
Amy
i so wish i could talk to you right now :-(

Hey, I'll date you ;)
We might also take Grainne along, what do you say?

A threesome date! SWEEYYT!!!!

I know a great Italian place.

you and me both buddy ;) :p
Amy
i so wish i could talk to you right now :-(

I've given up on trying to be with specific women. For some reason, they always end up going out with lesser versions of myself, leaving me to wash away.

Simonist']It's more my desire to pump up the total of people who would date me, because right now I think I'm sitting pretty at, um.....two? Three? Which is negatively amazing, considering when there was a similarly-themed thread a few months back, I totally got like, nine or ten.

I advise a relationship with a celebrity or a stint in the big brother house to regain your previous level of fame.

thats because hes mine!
That makes, what, the 7th or 8th nomination so far? :p

Funny how the asexual weirdos like me and AC seem to get the most nominations for things. Everyone just says that kind of thing to annoy me most of the time, so I don't take most of them seriously.

Anyway, my extremely short list is as follows. (Note that dates do not necessarily lead to sex. I probably wouldn't randomly sleep with people I'd just met from online, especially if they could be agents of Khaïn Auries trying to find the source of my power by tricking me into getting into a helpless state so they can torture me into telling them anything they want to know.)
Lashie, for a number of reasons. I like debating (why else would I visit NS General?) and we would probably have many things to discuss, for example our differing viewpoints on religion. Also, I would have a good deal of fun corrupting someone at a sufficiently immature age to follow me when my ultimate takeover of the rest of creation and non-creation begins.
Avarhierrim. Partly as a campaign meeting to discuss strategies for the afore-mentioned with one of my High Priests, and partly because I like to confront people when I find out they've been stalking me without my knowledge. ;)
[NS]Simonist. She occupies a special place among NSers in that she knows enough about sarcasm to keep me amused, but not enough to bruise my ego; she is intelligent enough to hold a conversation with me but not too much so to outshine me; she's physically attractive but nowhere near enough so to prove a potential problem in the future; and she's sufficiently evil and twisted enough to help me formulate my dastardly plans of multiversal destruction.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII. 'Nuff said.
FairyTInkArisen. It would be one of the shortest dates in history, as I would arrive in full formal garb with my entire Daemonic retinue following. That should be enough to a) scare her into an insane asylum and b) permanently remove the image of the 13 year old kid from her mind. [JOKING]
Glitziness, just to annoy Pure Metal. :p [JOKING]
I suppose I must have shocked all of you to a great degree by posting this... but note that I did not mention sex with any of those people. Or even anything remotely approaching romantic invovlement. I actually like to get to know people... and they have to be patient enough to endure long silences from my end and/or frequent floggings administrated by me personally in the Awful Chamber of Doom (yeah, I'm still working on the name) for doing anything that might have the remotest chance of annoying me, like breathing, existing etc.

-snip-
You're breaking my heart Czardas, I....I just don't *sniffle* know......*runs off crying*

You're breaking my heart Czardas, I....I just don't *sniffle* know......*runs off crying*
Of course. I left you out on purpose to torture you. Don't you know that's how I show affection? ;)

Here's a way of turning it around:

If you were to date ME, what could you offer ME?

My date's up for grabs!!!

No, really.

I'm going to end up taking my laptop as a partner to the Snowball Dance prolly. :(

Of course. I left you out on purpose to torture you. Don't you know that's how I show affection? ;)
Of course baby, now c'mon over, and bring that branding iron.

My date's up for grabs!!!

No, really.

I'm going to end up taking my laptop as a partner to the Snowball Dance prolly. :(

I'll go with you.

Really. I can flaunt my shiznit on the dancefloor, yo!

You're breaking my heart Czardas, I....I just don't *sniffle* know......*runs off crying*
Aww, don't worry, you still have me, baby. :p


Czardas, I must say, while I normally hate dating, I think the format you present it in (torture/evil plotting) almost makes it palatable. Have to toss in some more violence, though. Never can have enough violence.

And what do you mean, most nominations? You got a crapload, I got one! From a straight guy! XD

Here's a way of turning it around:

If you were to date ME, what could you offer ME?
I have some dustdevils lying around the house. You'd have to pick them up yourself, though.

My date's up for grabs!!!

No, really.

I'm going to end up taking my laptop as a partner to the Snowball Dance prolly. :(
A kindred spirit! I think I seem to remember you actually, from a few months ago (in those dark days before I reached my 5,000th post, IIRC).

Here's a hint: Don't go to the dance. In my time in high school, which is now coming to an end (thank Mod), I never went to a single dance, party, or anything else for lack of company.

Although personally, I'd probably go out with you anyway, just so you can show everyone just how desperate you really are. ;)

I have some dustdevils lying around the house. You'd have to pick them up yourself, though.
Dust=dusting
dusting= those little duster thingies
duster thingies= feathers
feathers=quite a few possibilities of fun.

Congrats! you move on to the next round!

Next contestant?

Here's a way of turning it around:

If you were to date ME, what could you offer ME?

Large quantities of weed and shy yet many and amusing company.

What've you got for me? hmmm?

Czardas, I must say, while I normally hate dating, I think the format you present it in (torture/evil plotting) almost makes it palatable. Have to toss in some more violence, though. Never can have enough violence.

And what do you mean, most nominations? You got a crapload, I got one! From a straight guy! XD
I got a lot of them because I asked for none at all. If someone asked for nominations, therefore, they wouldn't get any, except from TSI because... well, we all know TSI, don't we? ;)

Of course baby, now c'mon over, and bring that branding iron.
*looks over equipment*

I'm afraid I lent my best branding iron to Fiddlebottoms. The only one I have doesn't hurt nearly as much. Is that still good? I'd better throw in a few old-fashioned spiked flails and cans of concentrated hydrochloric acid to be sure.

Large quantities of weed and shy yet many and amusing company.

What've you got for me? hmmm?
I don't show my cards until I see what's on the table...
Define amusing.

I got a lot of them because I asked for none at all. If someone asked for nominations, therefore, they wouldn't get any, except from TSI because... well, we all know TSI, don't we? ;)


Why Czardas, I never knew you cared so!

:fluffle:

Dust=dusting
dusting= those little duster thingies
duster thingies= feathers
feathers=quite a few possibilities of fun.

Congrats! you move on to the next round!

Yay! And I didn't even have to mention that you have to pick them up without bending your knees.

Why Czardas, I never knew you cared so!

:fluffle:
Ummm... huh?

I only reciprocate fluffles with people who deserve them. *casts sidelong glance in general direction of Terra III, Sol System, Q34918X33901 Sector, C842DZZRAF83225 Universe, 4430208KKAHR Multiverse, Sav'rakht Creation*

I don't show my cards until I see what's on the table...
Define amusing.

More along the line of comments about the absurdities of life or mutual friends rather than flat out jokes.

And now you, reticent one. What qualities would you bring to the table?

Ummm... huh?

I only reciprocate fluffles with people who deserve them. *casts sidelong glance in general direction of Terra III, Sol System, Q34918X33901 Sector, C842DZZRAF83225 Universe, 4430208KKAHR Multiverse, Sav'rakht Creation*

I may be straight, by I can still sex like a gay guy!

*looks over equipment*

I'm afraid I lent my best branding iron to Fiddlebottoms. The only one I have doesn't hurt nearly as much. Is that still good? I'd better throw in a few old-fashioned spiked flails and cans of concentrated hydrochloric acid to be sure.
http://display.lyrics.astraweb.com:2000/display.cgi?green_day%2E%2Ekerplunk%2E%2Edominated_love_slave

A little disapointed to have not received a response from the amazing being that is tink...

I would date......














NO ONE!!!!!!

Just cause I'm evil like that!. :D

More along the line of comments about the absurdities of life or mutual friends rather than flat out jokes.

And now you, reticent one. What qualities would you bring to the table?
I can introduce the yet-to-be-inducted to a realm of pleasure whose existence is ill-known, to say the least.

But the point is, I'm tendering out the contract, so who's giving me the best deal?

I would date......

NO ONE!!!!!!

Just cause I'm evil like that!. :D


I'll date you. ;)

I can introduce the yet-to-be-inducted to a realm of pleasure whose existence is ill-known, to say the least.

But the point is, I'm tendering out the contract, so who's giving me the best deal?

I'd go with the dust devils myself.

A little disapointed to have not received a response from the amazing being that is tink...
She's out on a date.

I may be straight, by I can still sex like a gay guy!
I'll bet. However, unlike you, I am not particularly interested in the sex.

*pours bucket of water over TSI to revive him and continues*

I would actually go on dates with NSers in order to get to know them, see if I like them enough etc., and make sure they're not too fragile to beat with a heavy flail or get their skin burned off by naked sodium hydroxide wrestling... ;)

I'll bet. However, unlike you, I am not particularly interested in the sex.

*pours bucket of water over TSI to revive him and continues*

I would actually go on dates with NSers in order to get to know them, see if I like them enough etc., and make sure they're not too fragile to beat with a heavy flail or get their skin burned off by naked sodium hydroxide wrestling... ;)

I'd like to get to know you. And not in a sexual way, in a social way.

I'll date you. ;)
Nah, no thanks. :P ;) :D

A little disapointed to have not received a response from the amazing being that is tink...

You must request a response through her priests on this earth, who will no doubt set you ludicrous tasks to complete before they do so. It is a cult after all.

-snip-
*asks TSS out just to annoy him* ;)

She's out on a date.
I pity her. [/sarcasm]

Nah, no thanks. :P ;) :D

No, I insist.

*hogties*

Now, isn't that better?

*takes advantage of*

I'd like to get to know you. And not in a sexual way, in a social way.
No thanks. Your interest in sex is still a bit too extreme for my tastes. Come back in about 20 quadrupes, you might have matured by then. ;)

No thanks. Your interest in sex is still a bit too extreme for my tastes. Come back in about 20 quadrupes, you might have matured by then. ;)

I can put my massive drive away for a few hours.

too lazy to do that.... I'd wait till she stumbles thru the room and settle for a nod hello.... hey, a nod's a nod...

quadrupes

The dictionary will send people after you if you keep on making up words. And they're unpleasant people.

Nah, no thanks. :P ;) :D
It'll take a lot more than that to dissuade TSI. I'd recommend holding up a mirror to his face... he'd immediately start masturbating to it and the critical distraction will allow you to get away.

Nation of Fortune!?! How could you...? I thought we had something together! *cries*

Yeah, Czardas, I seem to remember--aren't you the asexual guy? :p

I'm not even kidding. I'm being practically laughed out of town because everybody knows there isn't any way I will have a date for the dance.

It'll take a lot more than that to dissuade TSI. I'd recommend holding up a mirror to his face... he'd immediately start masturbating to it and the critical distraction will allow you to get away.
You can run, but you can't hide from my libido!

The dictionary will send people after you if you keep on making up words. And they're unpleasant people.
A quadrupe isn't made up. It's 4,094 aeons. The name originated because people used to think it was 4000 aeons, before we developed the current much more advanced technology for measuring such small units of time.

Honestly! Don't these people know anything? ;)

(Besides, the dictionary's "unpleasant people" will seem like Tink or PM next to my, well, Czardas...)

Yeah, Czardas, I seem to remember--aren't you the asexual guy? :p

I'm not even kidding. I'm being practically laughed out of town because everybody knows there isn't any way I will have a date for the dance.
I said I would go with you.

I mean, if you feel comfortable going to a dance with another guy.

Nation of Fortune!?! How could you...? I thought we had something together! *cries*
It's casue you wouldn't give me that damned reach around! Serves you right, not having any thought for your partner.

Yeah, Czardas, I seem to remember--aren't you the asexual guy? :p
Actually, just uninterested in sex. Although, to NS General's over-simplifiers, that's the same thing.


I'm not even kidding. I'm being practically laughed out of town because everybody knows there isn't any way I will have a date for the dance.
Ignore all of those people, grow up harboring feelings of resentment, join my Righteous Army of Outcasts Against Humanity, and I'll put you in command of bombing the hell out of North Dakota in our initial bombing runs against the USA. ;)

(I could come... it's only a 12-hour flight, followed by a 4-hour train ride, a 3-hour bus ride, and another 2 1/2 hours on foot according to my estimates... but I can't dance. :p)

I'm not even kidding. I'm being practically laughed out of town because everybody knows there isn't any way I will have a date for the dance.

Hire a prostitute. Or German mercenaries. Either one is good.

It's casue you wouldn't give me that damned reach around! Serves you right, not having any thought for your partner.
Awww baby, I'm sorry. How 'bout I make it up to you...? We can have a three way with Czardas...;)

o_O

I said I would go with you.

I mean, if you feel comfortable going to a dance with another guy.

Nooooooooooo I'm female. I will take a gay guy to the dance though, I don't really care about dancing, I just want my mum to buy me a pretty dress.

Ignore all of those people, grow up harboring feelings of resentment, join my Righteous Army of Outcasts Against Humanity, and I'll put you in command of bombing the hell out of North Dakota in our initial bombing runs against the USA.

(I could come... it's only a 12-hour flight, followed by a 4-hour train ride, a 3-hour bus ride, and another 2 1/2 hours on foot according to my estimates... but I can't dance. )

I already am resentful! XD I prolly would do that, tho, provided I could nuke the school.

Awww baby, I'm sorry. How 'bout I make it up to you...? We can have a three way with Czardas...;)

o_O
Under the strict condition you keep This (dead) in mind.

EDIT: This probably should be given a foul content warning, afte rI get a response, I'll take it down.

Nooooooooooo I'm female. I will take a gay guy to the dance though, I don't really care about dancing, I just want my mum to buy me a pretty dress.


Fine, than I'm your man. I'll get my Tuxedo.

http://www.applauseformalwear.com/images/tuxedo.gif

I already am resentful! XD I prolly would do that, tho, provided I could nuke the school.
Good, the first step completed! I'm already reserving an F/A-618 Space Superiority Fighter Bomber, nuclear-capable, for you. All you have to do is show up at the training centre on the KXJ-Czardopolis III, the second planet from Alpha Centauri (as I believe humans call it) and tell the guards Czardas sent you. ;)

Awww baby, I'm sorry. How 'bout I make it up to you...? We can have a three way with Czardas...;)

o_O
I'll bring the branding irons if you bring the explosives!
I agree. o_O

I'll bring the branding irons if you bring the explosives!
I agree. o_O
Kinky.

Nooooooooooo I'm female. I will take a gay guy to the dance though, I don't really care about dancing, I just want my mum to buy me a pretty dress.



I already am resentful! XD I prolly would do that, tho, provided I could nuke the school.
Going only by nation name, we're both into Volkswagens (I have a '67 Westfalia Bus and a '85 Vanagon cargo-the Vanagon wasn't my idea and I use it for work, since everyone's afraid of the Bus).

But, if I remember (and I might be wrong) we don't neccisarily see eye to eye, we're likely very far apart, and-this is the more important part-taking a dude in his thirties to your High School dance is creepy for all involved...

:sniper: Fine, than I'm your man. I'll get my Tuxedo.
LOL you live in Michigan, but even if you did live here, it's only a semi-formal (basically because otherwise, none of the guys would show up--the girls usually go all-out though, especially the freshmen and sophs, since they can't attend prom).


Good, the first step completed! I'm already reserving an F/A-618 Space Superiority Fighter Bomber, nuclear-capable, for you. All you have to do is show up at the training centre on the KXJ-Czardopolis III, the second planet from Alpha Centauri (as I believe humans call it) and tell the guards Czardas sent you.

Isn't Alpha Centauri a planet in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the GalaxY? Or am I just crazy?

Under the strict condition you keep This in mind.

EDIT: This probably should be given a foul content warning, afte rI get a response, I'll take it down.

What? An old vet like me, doing it gently?...Alright, just for you baby, but only this once.

...you've officially scarred me for life.

Czardas: Sure, do you mind if they're thermonuclear? 'Cause, it's all I got. I don't play with toys...

Kinky.
You probably know by now I won't have it any other way.

*searches for double khopesh and wire net*

:sniper: LOL you live in Michigan, but even if you did live here, it's only a semi-formal (basically because otherwise, none of the guys would show up--the girls usually go all-out though, especially the freshmen and sophs, since they can't attend prom).


Semi-Formal my ass. My woman gets a properly dressed man.

What? An old vet like me, doing it gently?...Alright, just for you baby, but only this once.

...you've officially scarred me for life.

Czardas: Sure, do you mind if they're thermonuclear? 'Cause, it's all I got. I don't play with toys...
An accomplishment, I'll take that as. And you should edit the link out of your quote.

You probably know by now I won't have it any other way.

*searches for double khopesh and wire net*

Why won't you endulge me?

Isn't Alpha Centauri a planet in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the GalaxY? Or am I just crazy?
Everything is in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, oh inexperienced one.

Czardas: Sure, do you mind if they're thermonuclear? 'Cause, it's all I got. I don't play with toys...
Thermonuclear? Well, I suppose that's fine... although I really am used to better stuff, but it's really your call. *shrugs*

Why won't you endulge me?
You weren't invited...

You weren't invited...
*Whips out the whips and chains*

Semi-Formal my ass. My woman gets a properly dressed man.

Haha, I wish. I reality, I probably will end up going claiming that I didn't bring my date because of an imaginary contagious disease I don't want to give him.

You weren't invited...

But why? Why do you resist me?

I want you! I need you!

Haha, I wish. I reality, I probably will end up going claiming that I didn't bring my date because of an imaginary contagious disease I don't want to give him.
Why bother to go at all, is my question?

I wouldn't. I never do.

I'd go with you volk. If you paid for me to get there, however far it is from san francisco.

No, really.

Anyways, if anyone is interested in me, I put out. So if you need some release, I'll come down for the weekend(or a night, if you want).

I'd go with you volk. If you paid for me to get there, however far it is from san francisco.

No, really.

Anyways, if anyone is interested in me, I put out. So if you need some release, I'll come down for the weekend(or a night, if you want).

She's my date! Stay out of her!

She's my date! Stay out of her!

I love how you said out of her, and not off of her.

You have big plans for me. Its ok. I have big plans too. Except replace plans.

Tinky!!


Nah, I have no idea :p

Male or Female?

Can I quote a B-movie and say "I can be anything you want me to be, baby"?

Anyways... I'm male.

Aerou.

Yeah, I know, I'm getting repetitive in these threads :P

:fluffle:

I'll see if I can't fit a date inbetween rounds :).

Anyways... I'm male.

Sadly, we have no further business to conduct.

That really hot polish doctor, that shares my kite fetish.

and monkeypimp

:fluffle:

I'll see if I can't fit a date inbetween rounds :).

:fluffle:

Thats my second smiley on these forums. Ever.

Should show you something

Sadly, we have no further business to conduct.

Aww. Too bad. I always said I would try anything twice.

*Whips out the whips and chains*
Oh baby! *swoons* :p

Aww. Too bad. I always said I would try anything twice.
Don't knock it untill you try it!

:fluffle:

Thats my second smiley on these forums. Ever.

Should show you something

Awwww

:fluffle: x 1,000!

Don't lie to him, Cabra. :(

I don't. Ever. ;)

Awwww

:fluffle: x 1,000!

^_^

But really, I did mean it. You seem like a very cool, laid back person who just wants a good time with a cool guy, and I think that would work out very well.

Too bad you're probably way across the country, and if I remember right, older than me(I'm but only 17, sadly).

^_^

But really, I did mean it. You seem like a very cool, laid back person who just wants a good time with a cool guy, and I think that would work out very well.

Too bad you're probably way across the country, and if I remember right, older than me(I'm but only 17, sadly).

I'm 23, so just a bit older ;).

That really hot Polish doctor, that shares my kite fetish.

My Aussie!

Mmmmmm (http://www.kites.at/shop/drachen/lenkdrachen/level_one/images/kites_highlevelsun.jpg)

[NS]Simonist. She occupies a special place among NSers in that she knows enough about sarcasm to keep me amused, but not enough to bruise my ego; she is intelligent enough to hold a conversation with me but not too much so to outshine me; she's physically attractive but nowhere near enough so to prove a potential problem in the future; and she's sufficiently evil and twisted enough to help me formulate my dastardly plans of multiversal destruction.
See now? We're darn near a pretty passable match, man. We could have the most stimulating conversation. And me, I don't even care about sex with you ('cause I'm saving myself for Kanabia, or somebody more physically enthralling)!

Though, I am curious to know if I'm the one you deem worthy of a fluffle. Not because I think I deserve it (even though, if memory serves, I'm the one that gave you that whole Omniverse monicker), or even because I especially want a fluffle from you, but it's all about this burning curiosity....

Considering what a rotten date I am, I suppose I would inflict myself upon only my worst enemies. I'm kind of like the Romantic Doomsday Device...anybody want to drop me on someone they hate?
Corneliu, with a double date of Men In Black and Greenlander.

Corneliu, with a double date of Men In Black and Greenlander.

Please do take some pictures of that... I'd be more than curious...

You're all jealous. My date with Refused Party Program would be the best date ever.
Kind of a trick date. At first it'll seem like the date'll go nowhere. The only real light in the conversation will be whether or not they actually existed, since that thread never came to a definitive conclusion. Then invariably the conversation will turn to them and them only, no matter how much you might try to interject. Then the liquor, and then the slurred speech and innuendo. Then it'll basically be too uncoordinated and it'll seem like the date's a miss. So then you'll part without noticing their last words, and you'll end up shutting off the lights in what would ordinarily be a night finished off with two rounds of sobbing. But THEN, as soon as the lights go out, they'll be all over you like sparkle on rhinestone. Up against the stairs, over the TV set, under the kitchen table, and even against the sliding glass living room window (much to the horror/amusement of your neighbors). Then a night of missed opportunity will be replaced with some tough love and THEN after it all you'll wake up with a messy face, missing some clothes and only a vague memory of the humiliation and forced pleasure the night provided. But you'll remember some of the better parts and end up muttering them subconsciously in church, followed by a snicker or two and an involuntary stroking of a pectoral muscle or two.

So did i miss anything?

:eek:

Please do take some pictures of that... I'd be more than curious...
I must've forgotten to mention i had intended to be the cameraman.
I'll probably be the purse though :(

Please do take some pictures of that... I'd be more than curious...
Also, i wager it would be VERY interesting, since Bottle's the only one out of them WHO HAS A FIRM FOOT IN REALITY and the rest of them would have lofty thoughts and skittish, bouncy topic shifts. Probably giggling and having to run off to the bathroom together a lot.

One for each hole.
Ah, that way, you're missing four other guys.

Then start an elimination process to get rid of the ones I am not getting along with and who don't seem like they will participate in a giant orgy. I wouldn't date the conservatives because they are just too mean.
Actually, you should invite them, and bring some kind of recording equipment for posterity .... since most of them will break down and start sobbing in fits of previously (barely) repressed self-loathing.
That's worth an mp3 or two to a few of us.

The Chocolate Goddess...... but then again... I just came back from a 2 week date with her. :D

I'm sure we could get kicked out of a restaurant... I once got kicked out of a Waffle House (as unlikely as it seems) for having too much fun...
Der Waffel Haus???
;)

The Chocolate Goddess...... but then again... I just came back from a 2 week date with her. :D
yeah yeah, brag all you want...

Hope you kids had a happy new years :)

yeah yeah, brag all you want...

Hope you kids had a happy new years :)
:eek:

I totally forgot about new year...... :p

Well, there goes my status as a loner. *shakes fist*
Then STOP SHAKING THAT FIST SO LOW!!!!

The Chocolate Goddess...... but then again... I just came back from a 2 week date with her. :D
For real?! :eek:

That isn't the door.
It may be ... i think Grave_n_Idle had an interesting explanation recently about that.

Glitziness, just to annoy Pure Metal. :p [JOKING]
hohoho very droll... *shakes fist* :p

...naked sodium hydroxide wrestling... ;)
mmm sounds like a fun evening in to me ;)
kinky. :p

The Chocolate Goddess...... but then again... I just came back from a 2 week date with her. :D
ooh this i did not know... do tell :P

I thought the topic was "NS'er You'd Most Like A Deat with"... Damn you're correct typing! Anyone see the irony?

For real?! :eek:
Well..... yes :)

PM: didn't you see me wave from the plane?

PM: didn't you see me wave from the plane?
oh that was you?

i get random dutchmen wave at me from planes all the time *nods* :p


so how'd it go, you sly ol' dog, you? ;)

oh that was you?

i get random dutchmen wave at me from planes all the time *nods* :p


so how'd it go, you sly ol' dog, you? ;)
Good. Very good :D

.... I came back 3 hours ago and I didn't sleep on the plane. Damn kids.

oh so you are Aerou, you know 1/2 the guys fall all over themselves on here talking about you, but I have never seen you post. I keep thinking "who is this chick?"

I don't know what you did to them, but they really like you. It's good to see that you actually exist, I was starting to worry about it. :p

Oh, she exists, all right. And to say I like her would be an extreme understatement. ;)

Good. Very good :D
yay! :fluffle: :)

i would ask further but part of me doesn't want to know what you two got up to *cough* ;) :D

yay! :fluffle: :)

i would ask further but part of me doesn't want to know what you two got up to *cough* ;) :D
Let me just say: we didn't go out much.

You figure out why ;) :p

Let me just say: we didn't go out much.

You figure out why ;) :p
i can't possibly think why... *is so innocent* :p

but awesome dude, glad to hear you (and TCG of course) had a good time :D

edit: another one in the eye for those naysayers who claim NS isn't just a giant singles meeting forum ;)

I'm 23, so just a bit older ;).



My Aussie!

Mmmmmm (http://www.kites.at/shop/drachen/lenkdrachen/level_one/images/kites_highlevelsun.jpg)
oh baby

check out this porn (http://www.kitehebrides.co.uk/Images/pulsar_flying_beach.jpg)


disclaimer not actually porn

So then, who is gonna risk dating me? :)

So then, who is gonna risk dating me? :) Prepare to be assimilated by the Black Liskein!

So then, who is gonna risk dating me? :)

Depends... ;)

Depends... ;)
On?

Prepare to be assimilated by the Black Liskein!
And how do you plan on doing that? :)

On?


Well... who are you, what are you looking for, what are you into, how much money do you have? :D

Well... who are you, what are you looking for, what are you into, how much money do you have? :D
Oh, you're not into blind dates? :p

Oh, you're not into blind dates? :p

I don't know, I've never been blind... ;)

I don't know, I've never been blind... ;)
Hah...first time for everything though :p I've never been dated (my own fault really) :p

Hah...first time for everything though :p I've never been dated (my own fault really) :p

Not that I've had so many more... :p

Not that I've had so many more... :p
How old are you, if I may? :p

How old are you, if I may? :p

Too old, I'm afraid ;)

Too old, I'm afraid ;)
Oh come on, how old could you possibly be? :p I'm 19.

Oh come on, how old could you possibly be? :p I'm 19.
Well, I'm old enough to be your father, and Eutrusca is old enough to be your grandfather.

Well, I'm old enough to be your father, and Eutrusca is old enough to be your grandfather.
Awww, one big happy family :p

Well, I'm old enough to be your father, and Eutrusca is old enough to be your grandfather.

Ok, I'm not THAT old ;) Just add 10 years...

Ok, I'm not THAT old ;) Just add 10 years...
I'd still date you :p So long as you're a cute guy.

... guy.
hmmm... i spy a problem here :p

hmmm... i spy a problem here :p
Oh, maybe I should clarify then :p I am a guy who likes guys.

I'd still date you :p So long as you're a cute guy.

Oh-kay... so we seem to be incompatible here ;)

I'm a girl who likes both...

And how do you plan on doing that? :) Since Greater Europe or whatever you're called seems to be my first date, I have a ready supply of Black Liskeins. :)

I'm a girl
i rest my case :P

Oh-kay... so we seem to be incompatible here ;)

I'm a girl who likes both...
Hah well that definitely puts a damper on it :p

At this point in my life...any female under 7,1" and taller than 4,5"

Hah well that definitely puts a damper on it :p

See, that's why blind dates can be a very bad idea indeed ;)

Since Greater Europe or whatever you're called seems to be my first date, I have a ready supply of Black Liskeins. :)
Greater Europe indeed :p What are those?

i rest my case :P
I blame you :p

Pope Hope ;)

Kind of a trick date. At first it'll seem like the date'll go nowhere. The only real light in the conversation will be whether or not they actually existed, since that thread never came to a definitive conclusion. Then invariably the conversation will turn to them and them only, no matter how much you might try to interject. Then the liquor, and then the slurred speech and innuendo. Then it'll basically be too uncoordinated and it'll seem like the date's a miss. So then you'll part without noticing their last words, and you'll end up shutting off the lights in what would ordinarily be a night finished off with two rounds of sobbing. But THEN, as soon as the lights go out, they'll be all over you like sparkle on rhinestone. Up against the stairs, over the TV set, under the kitchen table, and even against the sliding glass living room window (much to the horror/amusement of your neighbors). Then a night of missed opportunity will be replaced with some tough love and THEN after it all you'll wake up with a messy face, missing some clothes and only a vague memory of the humiliation and forced pleasure the night provided. But you'll remember some of the better parts and end up muttering them subconsciously in church, followed by a snicker or two and an involuntary stroking of a pectoral muscle or two.

So did i miss anything?

:eek:

It's a shame this is too big for a sig... this is beautiful. :)

Der Waffel Haus???
;)

Jah.

I mean... whoever heard of 'Waffle Nazis'?

It's a shame this is too big for a sig... this is beautiful. :)
what the hell was that? some kind of dream date scenario? :confused:

not my idea of an ideal date i can tell you :p

no, much rather the date goes well and we have plenty to talk about and in common over the dinner, and then the afforementioned 'tough love' *nods* ;)


though i think my ideal date would be simply walking somewhere beautiful with her (*cough*amy!*cough*), being together to watch the sunset (and i might take some snaps cos thats what i do :P), followed by some slap-up grub somewhere not too fancy but indipendent/not a chain (ie not pizza hut - i know the perfect place already but its an hours drive away... oh but not from her place woot! (just realised that)), and back home for some sensual... mutual enjoyment *ahem*
nothing fancy, just being alone in her company = greatness :)

oh so you are Aerou, you know 1/2 the guys fall all over themselves on here talking about you, but I have never seen you post. I keep thinking "who is this chick?"

I don't know what you did to them, but they really like you. It's good to see that you actually exist, I was starting to worry about it. :p

You were right to doubt...

Aerou is, according to urban legend:

a) a girl

b) blonde, and

c) a nurse.

Thus, there is an entire school of thought that she only exists in 'adult material'..... :)

Thus, there is an entire school of thought that she only exists in 'adult material'..... :)
or our collective imaginations *nods*

what the hell was that? some kind of dream date scenario? :confused:

not my idea of an ideal date i can tell you :p

no, much rather the date goes well and we have plenty to talk about and in common over the dinner, and then the afforementioned 'tough love' *nods* ;)


though i think my ideal date would be simply walking somewhere beautiful with her (*cough*amy!*cough*), being together to watch the sunset (and i might take some snaps cos thats what i do :P), followed by some slap-up grub somewhere not too fancy but indipendent/not a chain (ie not pizza hut - i know the perfect place already but its an hours drive away... oh but not from her place woot! (just realised that)), and back home for some sensual... mutual enjoyment *ahem*
nothing fancy, just being alone in her company = greatness :)

If you were anywhere near Leicester, I know the perfect little Thai place...

Well, it was there the last time I was... :(

I think this was Straughn letting imagination take control, on the image of RPP's self-claimed 'dream-date'. :)

Under which circumstances, it is hilarious, no?

And... hey! Stop subverting my posts as platforms for your Lotharionism... ;)

or our collective imaginations *nods*

You say that like there is a difference....? ;)

If you were anywhere near Leicester, I know the perfect little Thai place...

Well, it was there the last time I was... :(

I think this was Straughn letting imagination take control, on the image of RPP's self-claimed 'dream-date'. :)

Under which circumstances, it is hilarious, no?

And... hey! Stop subverting my posts as platforms for your Lotharionism... ;)
lol i can't help it! she's stuck in my mind all day... if i could i'd make all my posts about her but i think people might get irritated with that :p
still... i do my best :P

and i missed RPP's dream date post so thats probably why it made no sense/wasn't particularly funny/i assumed it was sarcasm of sorts.
but yeah if there's a context i'm sure its hilarious :p

(oh and no i'm nowhere near Leicester... but i do know this amazing posh pub-restaurant in an old watermill set in beautiful grounds where you can walk along the river and come back for some great nosh by an open fire. i think they do hotel rooms too hehehe :P )

You say that like there is a difference....? ;)
lmao :p
i suppose not. we are the adult material industry *nods*
well, we're the ones who keep it alive at least ;)

and i missed RPP's dream date post so thats probably why it made no sense/wasn't particularly funny/i assumed it was sarcasm of sorts.
but yeah if there's a context i'm sure its hilarious :p


It got it's first mention, way, way back: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10216330&postcount=2

But, I think it's come up for mention a couple of times since then... :)

Tinky!!


Nah, I have no idea :p
No no, I think that you dating Tink would be a good thing. For the both of you. And the entire straight male population.

You were right to doubt...

Aerou is, according to urban legend:

a) a girl

b) blonde, and

c) a med student.



Fixed for accuracy.

what about the option to play with me Cabra and Grainne ???

It certainly sounds inviting. Someone should bring a mop,though.

It certainly sounds inviting. Someone should bring a mop,though.

Ok, I know the answer is either very kinky or extremely disgusting. So, let's hear it : Why?

Ok, I know the answer is either very kinky or extremely disgusting. So, let's hear it : Why?

It could get really juicy. Thats all.

It could get really juicy. Thats all.

Definitely, I'd say. :D

Ooooh, after me, it would be Tink, or Antikythera me thinks.:)

Definitely, I'd say. :D

So-you've got me down to either kinky or disgusting?

So-you've got me down to either kinky or disgusting?

Kinky, mostly. But I wouldn't put disgusting beyond you ;)

Kinky, mostly. But I wouldn't put disgusting beyond you ;)

I definately overwhelm the senses.

Kinky, mostly. But I wouldn't put disgusting beyond you ;)

hey-check out the post counts

hey-check out the post counts

Hey... wow. This is cool. :D
And I have to go and spoil it...

Hey... wow. This is cool. :D
And I have to go and spoil it...

I never noticed we joined around the same time too.

I never noticed we joined around the same time too.

Neither did I. Funny, isn't it? :D
Well, Grainne and Hullepupp joined much later, but I say we still include them in the date, what do you think?
And maybe Sin as well?
Ah, fuck the date, let's have an orgy!

Neither did I. Funny, isn't it? :D
Well, Grainne and Hullepupp joined much later, but I say we still include them in the date, what do you think?
And maybe Sin as well?
Ah, fuck the date, let's have an orgy!


I know better things to fuck instead of the date ;)
What do YOU both think??

Neither did I. Funny, isn't it? :D
Well, Grainne and Hullepupp joined much later, but I say we still include them in the date, what do you think?
And maybe Sin as well?
Ah, fuck the date, let's have an orgy!

I think this would fullfil the requirements to be called an orgy. Small scale. At leats I'll be able to keep an eye on everyone.

I know better things to fuck instead of the date ;)
What do YOU both think??

I think you know what I think
*licks Hullepupp... yes, right there :D

I think you know what I think
*licks Hullepupp... yes, right there :D
I just need the agreement from CL...;)

I think this would fullfil the requirements to be called an orgy. Small scale. At leats I'll be able to keep an eye on everyone.

Maybe somebody should tell Sinuhue that she got admitted to this exclusive bit of adult entertainment ;)

I just need the agreement from CL...;)

I agree, but verbally. I'm not entering into any stipulations or anything that would prove my existance. Except the womens, of course.

I agree, but verbally. I'm not entering into any stipulations or anything that would prove my existance. Except the womens, of course.

We all know that you're really just a bit of imagination... that makes you extra-attractive

*lick

We all know that you're really just a bit of imagination... that makes you extra-attractive

*lick
And i would do nothing that hurts you cabra...unless you want me to hurt you...

*beats the ass

And i would do nothing that hurts you cabra...unless you want me to hurt you...

*beats the ass

*wriggles... What are you beating me with?

*wriggles... What are you beating me with?

with a hard whip....you know it ;)

SPOOOOON!!!!!!!!

Never fear Orgy Gang! Bra Man is here. You should all take note of this special occasion.

BECAUSE IT'S BRA MANS 4000th POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDIT:
Bra Man? What cup size are you, then?
Whatever cup I stole from the pretty ladies!

SPOOOOON!!!!!!!!

Never fear Orgy Gang! Bra Man is here. You should all take note of this special occasion.

BECAUSE IT'S BRA MANS 4000th POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bra Man? What cup size are you, then? :eek:

Neither did I. Funny, isn't it? :D
Well, Grainne and Hullepupp joined much later, but I say we still include them in the date, what do you think?
And maybe Sin as well?
Ah, fuck the date, let's have an orgy!
Can I join? :D

I've just finished reading the whole thread again*.

Still can't think of who to date.

Any suggestions from NS land?

* My plan to drive myself crazy is continuing apace.

I've just finished reading the whole thread again*.

Still can't think of who to date.

Any suggestions from NS land?

* My plan to drive myself crazy is continuing apace.
If I shot my hand in the air and screamed "oooh, me!" would that be too self-serving?

Simonist']If I shot my hand in the air and screamed "oooh, me!" would that be too self-serving?
happy birthday!! :fluffle:

(btw)

I wonder who I could date on NS? *ponders*

(Happy birthday, [NS]Simonist! :) )

It's a shame this is too big for a sig... this is beautiful. :)
Why thank you! *bows*

...so far, i wanted to match a date description with RPP's ambition, and lo and behold ...
Czardas i don't think i'm gonna touch. He still hasn't sig'd my line on him from that self-indulgent thread from last week. :P

Jah.

I mean... whoever heard of 'Waffle Nazis'?
Weirdly enough, no body in that place gave the reapers that kind of treatment at all ... until, of course, Mason (long ... uhm, UN-live Mason!) lifted the tip so he could buy Daisy the jewelry.
Classic.

BTW, thanks for props!
I had meant to *EDIT* the last one to say Lunatic Goofballs probably has some pretty interesting ideas for dates. So far on this thread it's mostly orgies and experimentation, with a birthday and some snubbing. Too much like RL.

That makes, what, the 7th or 8th nomination so far? :p

Funny how the asexual weirdos like me and AC seem to get the most nominations for things. Everyone just says that kind of thing to annoy me most of the time, so I don't take most of them seriously.

Anyway, my extremely short list is as follows. (Note that dates do not necessarily lead to sex. I probably wouldn't randomly sleep with people I'd just met from online, especially if they could be agents of Khaïn Auries trying to find the source of my power by tricking me into getting into a helpless state so they can torture me into telling them anything they want to know.)
Lashie, for a number of reasons. I like debating (why else would I visit NS General?) and we would probably have many things to discuss, for example our differing viewpoints on religion. Also, I would have a good deal of fun corrupting someone at a sufficiently immature age to follow me when my ultimate takeover of the rest of creation and non-creation begins.

I suppose I must have shocked all of you to a great degree by posting this... but note that I did not mention sex with any of those people. Or even anything remotely approaching romantic invovlement. I actually like to get to know people... and they have to be patient enough to endure long silences from my end and/or frequent floggings administrated by me personally in the Awful Chamber of Doom (yeah, I'm still working on the name) for doing anything that might have the remotest chance of annoying me, like breathing, existing etc.

Your ultimate takeover? I seem to remember talking to CC in class about how he was going to do that... his only problem was he couldn't figure out how he was going to deal with my conscience...:p cause he didn't want to kill me (I think...)

Note: I agree with Czardas on the dates not leading to sex thing...