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Right.....?
That all depends on how co-operative you are...

My level of cooperation depends on what is being pointed at me at the time.....

*sploderfies*

My level of cooperation depends on what is being pointed at me at the time.....
*sploderfies*
Apparently it was TSI pointing at you. Sorry about that, I'll get some tissues.

Tissues will not restore his honour. This situation calls for a violent response... LET THE CARNAGE COMMENCE!!!

:O

A wild Aerou appears!

THE MASTER BALL! USE IT! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

It is a master ball of CARNAGE, right?

THE MASTER BALL! USE IT! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Spamon, I choose you!

It isn't? Well, I guess I'll keep it in the pants, then.

Trust me you'd lose on that point too :rolleyes:

Trust me you'd lose on that point too :rolleyes:

The Fossils Club is a Pants-Free Zone.

The Fossils Club is a Pants-Free Zone.

Since when?

Since when?

Since right now. *nods*

Waaaaaaaaay ahead of you.

*cool breeze*

Since right now. *nods*

I knew associating with you two would be a bad idea....

I knew associating with you two would be a bad idea....

You just figured this out?

I was giving you guys the benefit of the doubt.

I was giving you guys the benefit of the doubt.
To a man with "also cocks" as his sub-name? I thought you were intelligent :p

Hey....don't judge an NSer by his title....

I knew you were trouble all along Tribes.

*beats everyone with his cane*

Hey....don't judge an NSer by his title....

I knew you were trouble all along Tribes.
:eek2:

How very dare you, I'm nothing but sweetness and light! You must have corrupted me with your foul internets ways...

¬_¬

¬_¬

Indeed...

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Indeed...
Hey, it sounded believable in my head.

TSI....me needs a place!

*nods*

I is old too.

Awww, your voices are lying to you again, how cute! Must be all that time stuck in a lab. All chemists go crazy you know, it was only a matter of time.

Awww, your voices are lying to you again, how cute! Must be all that time stuck in a lab. All chemists go crazy you know, it was only a matter of time.
I'm not crazy, it's just the conical flasks are conspiring against me.

I'm not worried though, the cuvettes are on my side. Precious cuvettes...

Aerou posts! Oh my goodness, it's been forever since I've seen you.

DFD!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.rose-hulman.edu/~zeigleem/dancing%20smiley.gif

Wow, I haven't seen you in a while, Aerou!

How come I'm not on the list? I've asked repeatedly to join. Does everyone hate me? :(

DFD and I aren't on the list either. I say TSI gets it if we're all not added....

...your wishes are my command. Kinda.

...your wishes are my command. Kinda.
Lolz. :tongue:

Lolz. :tongue:

Go to your room.

Go to your room.
Awww, why? :(

......

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......

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...what?

i should probably put my hand up for this :) took a while :/

...what?
I just realised what position you gave me. I don't know whether to be honoured or outraged.

I just realised what position you gave me. I don't know whether to be honoured or outraged.

Don't give me any lip, honey. Now, Bedroom HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

All chemists go crazy you know, it was only a matter of time.

That raises an interesting question: has the insanity of chemists led to the development of synthetic drugs, or is the availability of synthetic drugs the main reason that chemists go crazy?

Don't give me any lip, honey. Now, Bedroom HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*runs into phonebox*

*spins really quickly*

*emerges wearing pink silk negligée and little else*

*flies to the boudoir, making sure everyone below cops an unsightly eyefull*

*runs into phonebox*

*spins really quickly*

*emerges wearing pink silk negligée and little else*

*flies to the boudoir, making sure everyone below cops an unsightly eyefull*

that sounds like a challenge!

*changes into a kimono a few sizes too small*


*turns back to crowd and bends over*


*shakes his tailfeather*

that sounds like a challenge!

*changes into a kimono a few sizes too small*


*turns back to crowd and bends over*


*shakes his tailfeather*
*vomits from on high*

*vomits from on high*

my work here is done then


*walks over to bar, swaying hips*

my work here is done then


*walks over to bar, swaying hips*

So, uh, can I, uh, buy you a drink?

So, uh, can I, uh, buy you a drink?

sure hon, just realize that i'm not easy, so watch it. ;)

sure hon, just realize that i'm not easy, so watch it. ;)

*slips pill into drink*

*fizzles violently*

Are you sure about that?

*slips pill into drink*

*fizzles violently*

Are you sure about that?

Absolutely!

*guzzles alcohol*

See! No problems whatso.... ever...

*sways as room spins*


not again...

Absolutely!

*guzzles alcohol*

See! No problems whatso.... ever...

*sways as room spins*


not again...
Oh please, you were easy to begin with. If anything, you become more coy with a drugging.

Oh please, you were easy to begin with. If anything, you become more coy with a drugging.

hey, i can't help it if i'm so desirable that people have to drug my drinks in their desperation :p

TSI! I demand to be added to the hot nurse column too! I is a real nurse. *nods* Give shots, hook up IV's, wipe ass....yeah, I is a real nurse.

:P

*knocks door*

"Hey, if you're letting in those damn kids from 2004 how about us seniors? You wouldn't leave an old man out in the rain with the newbies would you??"

TSI! I demand to be added to the hot nurse column too! I is a real nurse. *nods* Give shots, hook up IV's, wipe ass....yeah, I is a real nurse.

:P

*pounce*

DFD!!!

Oh, my rickety bones..

Jeez, I'm a '04 nation. I feel old.

Jeez, I'm a '04 nation. I feel old.
Ah, the good old days...

*stands up*

I have had enough! I am tired of this! We must stand against this oppression! For God's Sake people, why are you silent at my plight! Don't you see? Can't you see? THERE IS NO SPOON, THERE IS ONLY SPORK!

I can't take it anymore! I- OOH A COOKIE!

*runs off to nibble on cookies*

Jeez, I'm a '04 nation. I feel old.

And you're a later '04 nation.

I feel sorry for the '02 guys.

Ah, the good old days...

soon we'll be yelling at the '08 nations to get off our lawns...

Has this thread always been here? I don't remember.

Has this thread always been here? I don't remember.

For time eternal...

Has this thread always been here? I don't remember.

For time eternal...

Kinda like it's occupants.

We're stubborn like that.

Kinda like it's occupants.

We're kinda like God, except without the nifty powers.

We're kinda like God, except without the nifty powers.
I haz powerz.

I haz powerz.

Why is your name bold? :(

Hey....2005? mine's from 2004...*pouts* God I'm old..


How the hell did I end up staying here so long?

I haz powerz.

We want our magical powers!

2004? 2003 here... now, where's my social security check.

2004? 2003 here... now, where's my social security check.

We spent it on the Dictatorial Motorcade.

2004? 2003 here... now, where's my social security check.

I probably spent it on unimportant things.

And I cannot be held accountable for it, because unimportant things are what I do! Mwahahaha!

We want our magical powers!

But we still haven't gotten them. Alas.

Money already spent? I demand deficit spending powers!

*plays god*

Here's your powers!

*gives you your powers*

:D

good god it seems that I am old enough to qualify as an old fart even with the lies!

has anyone seen my glasses?

what happened to this Club? it run out of alcohol or something? it was dead here for awhile :(

For a fossil I sure feel young!

Money already spent? I demand deficit spending powers!

No. We already have 20 more payments on the house, plus the damage to the water pipes that Tribes caused with his "liquids". No more spending.

For a fossil I sure feel young!

I don't. *Grabs cane, lurches towards whippersnapper, brandishing cane.*

2005?

*Unjustified Sense of Entitlement kicks in*

Get me on that list in the OP! I paid my taxes all my life! I deserve everything I want at all times, because I happen to have been born a long time ago!

Actually, the original Leonstein is even older, but nevermind that...

Can I join?

All bow to the 2003 nations! :hail:

All bow to the 2003 nations! :hail:

Are you crazy? You know how painful that would be? :eek2:

Aaaah, my back... Get to be my age and you will refuse to bow to anyone...

*Is old*

Ooh, I'm a '04er, can I join this élite club?

I need a nap

how about a blue pill as well?

All bow to the 2003 nations! :hail:
And the mods.
But what about 2003 mod nations? ;)
(No, I am not seriously suggesting you should bow to me because I am old, or because I am a mod.)

I believe I can claim membership, given my date of joining.

Of course, as I can't imagine a title for myself, I would be just a simple member. Thanks for the bowing, although.

Offer sacrifice?

*eggs oldies thread*

What you gonna do gramps?

*runs off laughing*

*eggs oldies thread*

What you gonna do gramps?

*runs off laughing*

Shoot you with sleeping darts.

Followed by [see above post].

Yeah well I've allready run away. And do your old arthritus infected fingers have enogh strength to pull the trigger of a dart rifle?

I demand a meaningless ceremonial office in this organization. Something that allows me to ride in parades and wear inexplicable hats.

I demand a meaningless ceremonial office in this organization. Something that allows me to ride in parades and wear inexplicable hats.

how about dowager empress

Welcome new (old) members. Pie is in the fridge.

Oh, and bottle will love her new position.

Just out of curiosity - why are 04ers titled as "Junior Members". I mean, come on!

Shouldn't we be moved up a notch?

Just out of curiosity - why are 04ers titled as "Junior Members". I mean, come on!

Shouldn't we be moved up a notch?

only if you're April 04 or older ;)

*throws pie at some random person* :tongue:

Just out of curiosity - why are 04ers titled as "Junior Members". I mean, come on!

Shouldn't we be moved up a notch?

Because that's the way it is, you young whippersnapper!

*throws pie at some random person* :tongue:

*Is hit by pie*

*Throws PIE (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proto-Indo-European_language) at random person.*

Just out of curiosity - why are 04ers titled as "Junior Members". I mean, come on!

Shouldn't we be moved up a notch?

You're called Junior Members because you're not Senior Members.

*Is hit by pie*

*Throws PIE (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proto-Indo-European_language) at random person.*
*ducks*

Must've taken decades to hone those throwing skills... :tongue:

You're called Junior Members because you're not Senior Members.

^ speaks the truth

*looks at join date*

Hello, Todsboro. Are you the volunteer who is going to help the older members when their adult diapers need changing?

i can remember how old this nation is... i just know its my first... and misspelled

july 2003 cool that means i'm really old... if only semi literate.

Don't worry, being semi-literate is pretty intellectual for an internet forum. You're probably too overqualified for this little corner of the 'Net.

^ speaks the truth

I try, I try.

Hey, you back at MSU for the semester, or have ye abandoned me to be alone in my snowy little patch of hell?

Why are there pictures and stuff around here?

They're always changing stuff round. Where's my tea? Is it tea time yet?

I don't know it it's tea time, but I do know I'm out of beer. You would be surprised how often it's beer time in my agenda.

Why are there pictures and stuff around here?

They're always changing stuff round. Where's my tea? Is it tea time yet?
woo Southampton!

*pokes all the old gits in the knackers*

Ouch for my Southamptonian knackers. :(

I have a handy ol' 10L box o' beer in the kitchen, which makes beer times a happy and frequent occurrence.

Well, I was the TIN man, but I switched to a new name to start afresh.

2005? Youngsters.

My Old nation is actually the same age as yours - even the same month.

My Old nation is actually the same age as yours - even the same month.

My old nation is older.

My old nation is older.

I bet it is. :p

I bet it is. :p

I do remember your old nation, of course. I actually lurked for quite a while before I started posting. My old nation used my family name (not my last name, but a family name). It was unusual enough that I didn't want to put that out there, so I used this one.

*is pre-Jolt old*

*is pre-Jolt old*

Same. I remember the old forum... and the constant Gremlin attacks.

Same. I remember the old forum... and the constant Gremlin attacks.

The old forum was awesome. I miss it and it misses me right back.

The old forum was awesome. I miss it and it misses me right back.

from the eGrave?

Put me up their,I would but then I hurt my back again. Doctor says I shouldn't do that...

The old forum was awesome. I miss it and it misses me right back.

The old forum was good times. They don't make characters like Ur6, Myrth, and Rouging Rouges anymore. Or NEE.

The old forum was good times. They don't make characters like Ur6, Myrth, and Rouging Rouges anymore. Or NEE.

You know, honestly, I don't know how it happened, but somewhere along the lines we did lose a lot of the character I loved, I believe.

Think about the times during the last election and the year preceding. The arguments were so much more... well, arguments. This time almost doesn't seem fair (thought I think the answer is a bit more obvious this time).

The spam wasn't spam, it was a whole different brand of literature. Watching the Paradise Beach Club or the peasant torture that found it's way into the hearts and minds of NSG was like being a part of something magical (the fact that people were actually pretending to be magical might have contributed).

I just don't get the same vibe. Maybe it's just a change in the way I think. Maybe the newer people look at these forums like we used to, but I have to say it just doesn't feel like that anymore.

Or it could be I'm distracted by Aerou's ass.

Things ain't what they used to be. Way back down in the alley, people used to argue about stuff that people hadn't argued the hell out of before. Imagine!

The spam wasn't spam, it was a whole different brand of literature. Watching the Paradise Beach Club or the peasant torture that found it's way into the hearts and minds of NSG was like being a part of something magical (the fact that people were actually pretending to be magical might have contributed).

I say we lost the fun spammers. Who the heck is RhynoD anyways? :mad:

I say we lost the fun spammers. Who the heck is RhynoD anyways? :mad:

He's still around, just not at the moment.

I say we lost the fun spammers. Who the heck is RhynoD anyways? :mad:

And where's Ferrous Oxide, Trostia, Sel Appa, Drunk Commies etc. The list goes on.

>>someone has mistaken who for where, methinks...

I say we lost the fun spammers. Who the heck is RhynoD anyways? :mad:

even Ruffy seems to have lost interest now

even Ruffy seems to have lost interest now

Sad sad days for NSG. Even for me, the forums lack the lure of the olden times.

Less politics, more fluffles.

Ah, the fluffles. The sweet fluffles.

What, you want fluffles?

:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

You crazy youngster with your vile hugging!

Seriously, I haven't seen proper fluffle usage in at least a year.

These days you're lucky if you see a half-decent fluffer at work.

The old forum was good times. They don't make characters like Ur6, Myrth, and Rouging Rouges anymore. Or NEE.

Yah. A lot of the greats have moved on.:( Hell, the only reason I stay around is shear inertia (read: to lazy to find something better to do).

Bah, fluffles! New-fangled nonsense.

Yah. A lot of the greats have moved on.:( Hell, the only reason I stay around is shear inertia (read: to lazy to find something better to do).
They're not gone, though. They've just moved beyond the rim...

I say we lost the fun spammers. Who the heck is RhynoD anyways? :mad:

i'm spending all my time on GM now myself, spamming is all we do there really ;)

I miss Tink. :(

i'm spending all my time on GM now myself, spamming is all we do there really ;)

The art of spam is lost to the present generation,

I see this thread is still going! :)

I see this thread is still going! :)

Well blow me down, J man comes back from the dead.

Well blow me down, J man comes back from the dead.

I've just been in another forum ... just hiding behind some trees!

I've just been in another forum ... just hiding behind some trees!

How dare you leave us. I shall now have to tie you up in the basement.

*Lands in a flying saucer*

Greetings, Earthlings! We come in pea--

*Is beaten by angry mobs*

Has anyone ever heard of a polite, well behaved mob?

We've given the word "mob" a bad name.
-Dr. Hibbert

I's ALLLIIIIIVVVVVEEEEEE!

Bah, humbug. If you're that nostalgic, stagger on over to NS2's Forum Seven. Won't help your postcount, but of course that was never a consideration, was it?

Bah, humbug. If you're that nostalgic, stagger on over to NS2's Forum Seven. Won't help your postcount, but of course that was never a consideration, was it?

but MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHM!

Bah, humbug. If you're that nostalgic, stagger on over to NS2's Forum Seven. Won't help your postcount, but of course that was never a consideration, was it?

It still just isn't the same. Throw in some amusing noobettes, page timeouts, and the occasional server crash, you might be on to something

And the poll options. Don't forget the poll options.

How dare you leave us. I shall now have to tie you up in the basement.

You need a reason to tie up people in your basement? That actually explains a few things...

*Lands in a flying saucer*

Greetings, Earthlings! We come in pea--

*Is beaten by angry mobs*

Greetings and Saluations, from Earthlings

*You were saying something about what now?*

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Now on to official business...

As I'm neither a Fossil as you can clearly see I'm very much alive nor am I content to be just a Junior Member. As such I've decided to go ahead on my own authority and create a new department for people like me that happen to occasional venture into the “hellish insanity” that is NSG. However, before it’s too late we realize that what’s left of our sanity is worth saving and we without haste return to our safe place of II.

As such, without furtherado I give you the new Deputy Vice UnderDictator for the Temporary Insane

I’m also now accepting donations for the construction of a visitor center that will warn and darn I say welcome, the unsuspecting to the horrors that await them in NSG.

*pounds gavel*

I bring the First International Congress of Fossils to order.

Begin fossilizing.

(its damn time I brought up this thread)

Bout time I'm considered an old fossil.

Bout time I'm considered an old fossil.

07? pfft

What about 05?

What about 05?

05 is indeed considered old now. Old as in Junior membership into the club. This means you have to double up, I'm afraid.

What's my date now?

Edit: Very nice, damn forgetting to login.

*applies*

*shakes cane*

05 is indeed considered old now. Old as in Junior membership into the club. This means you have to double up, I'm afraid.

does that mean '04-ers move up to senior membership? ;)

My oldest nation Saint Jade, was circa 2005. Can I join? I know I'm a bit of a spring chicken to these ere parts, but I assure you, I'm quite capable of the odd cane-shake and yammer.

Children.

On the new forums I was founded in Antiquity. This is quite epic.

Indeed, antiquity is epic. I congratulate you on being older then (forum) time.

Bout time I'm considered an old fossil.

Pssh, you're nothing compared to me.

Indeed, antiquity is epic. I congratulate you on being older then (forum) time.

Well then, that'd make me as old as time. Do I get a prize? :tongue:

On the new forums I was founded in Antiquity. This is quite epic.
There are new forums? I want to be certified as antique!

There are new forums? I want to be certified as antique!

http://www.microecofarming.com/Images/Certified%20Naturally%20Grown%20logo.jpg


Close enough?

Can nation that was formed in 2006 join?

No. As it says in the OP. We can't just let anyone into our club, you know.

Random post to see my join date.

EDIT: Junior member!

*blows dust off of self*

Edit: Christ - that long!

Sweet, I forgot I was in this thing.

Yea gods, I'd forgotten (or possibly never been informed) that I am the "Archbishop of the 2nd Fossilized Church of Spam."

Where's my ludicrously ornate hat, dammit, and where's the sacred wine?

My god, I'm a member of a club I forgot about.

*feels old*

Is this where we play bingo?

Since I'm apparently not in this club, I quit. I declare my nation 4 days old. I declare myself founding member of the NS General Still Alive and Fleshy Club. All nations younger than 2005 or that declare themselves to be may enter.

Hmm, it seems I'm not in this club of young whippersnappers :P

There are new forums? I want to be certified as antique!

You're older than I so certainly so.

Damn '05 kids! Off my lawn! Now! I will call the police, damnit!

Oh, you're here for the bingo? Go up the stairs, down past the false teeth collection, and take the first left on your right.

I declare myself founding member of the NS General Still Alive and Fleshy Club. That seems like a good way to get yourself inducted into the "Victims of Jason Voorhees Club."

Damn '05 kids! Off my lawn! Now! I will call the police, damnit!

Oh, you're here for the bingo? Go up the stairs, down past the false teeth collection, and take the first left on your right.

ur doin it wrong!

02 - fossil diaper wearing stage
03 - bingo
04 - retirement
05 - middle aged
06 - 40 is the new 30
07 - college years
08 - high school years
09 - omfg n00b! :mad:

ur doin it wrong!

02 - fossil diaper wearing stage

I'm sorry to say, but as long as I haven't clashed with Lunatic Goofballs I'm sure I don't need to wear diapers :p

I'm sorry to say, but as long as I haven't clashed with Lunatic Goofballs I'm sure I don't need to wear diapers :p

It sums up the whole geriatric stage of life :)