NationStates Jolt Archive

*gasp* Look who's still around!

Wow.. that just made my whole day. :D

Hey, how's school been?

"That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange Æons even death may die."

Born, died, and resurected. Does that make me a Diety, or just born again?:cool:

Sure, why not? Now you just need to form your following and gospel and then send people out to brainwash the rest of the world...

me join June 2003 ^^

Sure, why not? Now you just need to form your following and gospel and then send people out to brainwash the rest of the world...

I am already on it Neut. My time here is just one more facet of my grand plan to take over the world.:D

Oh and Gaeltach and HotRodia: I never really left. I just developed a nasty condition called "Real Life". The Docs say it may be terminal.:D

Hey, how's school been?
Neut!! :fluffle:

School's fine. I'm almost done finally. Graduation and commission in.. *checks* 14 days!

I am already on it Neut. My time here is just one more facet of my grand plan to take over the world.:D

Oh and Gaeltach and HotRodia: I never really left. I just developed a nasty condition called "Real Life". The Docs say it may be terminal.:D
I think it's e-contagious. I've been coming down with symptoms for a little while now.

I think it's e-contagious. I've been coming down with symptoms for a little while now.

I have found that a dose of NSG at least once a week helps. Right now I'm on vacation so I'm hoping to build up an immunity.

I suppose I should be in this club shouldn't I?

might i be an honorary member in light of my spam-o-rific postcount and only being 4 months too noobish? ;)

might i be an honorary member in light of my spam-o-rific postcount and only being 4 months too noobish? ;)
http://chosenofmystra.net/gabby/noob.jpg

;)

Oh my, how come I never noticed this thread before?

*curses his putting off joining NS till after the Xmas holidays that year* I could have been a 2002 nation, but nooo, I was to lazy to sign my life away that early. *fumes*

well at least I get the consolation of being one of the first of the 2003 batch.

might i be an honorary member in light of my spam-o-rific postcount and only being 4 months too noobish? ;)
Dude, you're already in SPOT. Don't push it :p

Dude, you're already in SPOT. Don't push it :p
hey man, i belong in SPOT... its the "NS General Society of Spammers, Post-whores, and Old-Timers"

i think i at least meet one of the criteria :p
more likely two... *shiftyeyes*


PS:

http://chosenofmystra.net/gabby/noob.jpg

;)
lol :P

I keep looking hopeful about SPOT...I fit the criteria (according to your own rules, damnit! YOUR OWN DAMN RULES! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AH, DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!...uh, I mean. Yeah). Lemme in.

I keep looking hopeful about SPOT...I fit the criteria (according to your own rules, damnit! YOUR OWN DAMN RULES! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AH, DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!...uh, I mean. Yeah). Lemme in.
of course, you're welcome :)

someone just needs to update the top 100 posters list thingy (and i'm too lazy to do it :p)

AFAIC you're in... sig the link with pride :P

Yargh, can I join this? It seems unnecessary and elitist, yay!

Yargh, can I join this? It seems unnecessary and elitist, yay!
you can join the special Southampton club... members: you and me :D woo! :p

I am already on it Neut. My time here is just one more facet of my grand plan to take over the world.:D

Oh and Gaeltach and HotRodia: I never really left. I just developed a nasty condition called "Real Life". The Docs say it may be terminal.:D

Mine may be terminal as well. I'm not sure how long I'll stick around either.

of course, you're welcome :)

someone just needs to update the top 100 posters list thingy (and i'm too lazy to do it :p)

AFAIC you're in... sig the link with pride :P
Wait...so do you need to be in the top 100 posters to join SPOT? If so, then curses!

I'll just be off to the spam forum...:p

*runs*

Wait...so do you need to be in the top 100 posters to join SPOT? If so, then curses!

I'll just be off to the spam forum...:p

*runs*
well i think there's criteria (as stated on the page) but thats the memberishp 'list' yeah (i didn't make the page so don't ask me :p)

well i think there's criteria (as stated on the page) but thats the memberishp 'list' yeah (i didn't make the page so don't ask me :p)
I make the criteria on the SPOT page (woo!)...
Heh. Hopefully I'll be in the top 100 next time it's updated...

I make the criteria on the SPOT page (woo!)...
Heh. Hopefully I'll be in the top 100 next time it's updated...
Nah, the last top 100 starts at nearly 6000 posts. I'll be lucky to be in it :(

Nah, the last top 100 starts at nearly 6000 posts. I'll be lucky to be in it :(
I have plans...spammy plans...

I have plans...spammy plans...
If they include me, I'm in. Although it may mean giving up finishing this very important essay, I feel honour-bound to the Spammery cause.

If they include me, I'm in. Although it may mean giving up finishing this very important essay, I feel honour-bound to the Spammery cause.
Hmm...well you're in the ESP and that's the first part of the plan. I've managed 1000 posts in the last 11 days, when I should've been writing a dissertation. I've almost certainly written over 10000 words on here in that time.

Hmm...well you're in the ESP and that's the first part of the plan. I've managed 1000 posts in the last 11 days, when I should've been writing a dissertation. I've almost certainly written over 10000 words on here in that time.
I should bloody well hope so - it's not real spam unless it's over ten words long and doesn't really pertain to any set topics. Much like this one.

I should bloody well hope so - it's not real spam unless it's over ten words long and doesn't really pertain to any set topics. Much like this one.
So surely the entirety of the General forum should be moved to spam...?

Hey- stop spamming up our thread you silly whippersnappers!

*whacks Tribes and Stalin with cane*

Hey- stop spamming up our thread you silly whippersnappers!

*whacks Tribes and Stalin with cane*
Hey, leave us alone old man! Just because you aren't cool!

Come on, I V, lets go throw rocks at moving cars where the man can't get at us.

:D

Hey, leave us alone old man! Just because you aren't cool!

Come on, I V, lets go throw rocks at moving cars where the man can't get at us.

:D

*mutters*

Damn kids these days.

*hobbles off for a nap*

I have plans...spammy plans...
to Athar!! :p

ZOMG! I can join!

With my other nation that is nolonger around.. *coughs*

*walks off*

Danged n00bs! *waves zimmer frame angrily*

Danged n00bs! *waves zimmer frame angrily*

*assists*

since when did 04' nations get considered old?

Neut!! :fluffle:

School's fine. I'm almost done finally. Graduation and commission in.. *checks* 14 days!


WOOT!! Congrats :D

I'm not reenlisting in November. I'm going to PALACE CHASE to a unit in Arizona and try for an ART slot while attending ASU full-time. Use the MGIB+Kicker and Drill pay to live on (approx $1600 a month) along with any disability I get for having my knees worked on. And since there's a chance of not being world-wide qualified b/c of my knees, I might not even have to worry about missing school for deployments ;)

*assists*

since when did 04' nations get considered old?

Eh, you know how it is. All these kids that dont know any better are always tryin to look older than they are...

I am already on it Neut. My time here is just one more facet of my grand plan to take over the world.:D

Oh and Gaeltach and HotRodia: I never really left. I just developed a nasty condition called "Real Life". The Docs say it may be terminal.:D

It must be a disease that mostly affects us old-timers - kinda like senility or alzheimers... I've definately come down with a case of "RL"... I cant help it, I get bored if I sit at the computer for more than a few mins at a time. In fact, I've even quit paying for WoW since I dont spend more than maybe 1-2 hrs a week playing...

WOOT!! Congrats :D

I'm not reenlisting in November. I'm going to PALACE CHASE to a unit in Arizona and try for an ART slot while attending ASU full-time. Use the MGIB+Kicker and Drill pay to live on (approx $1600 a month) along with any disability I get for having my knees worked on. And since there's a chance of not being world-wide qualified b/c of my knees, I might not even have to worry about missing school for deployments ;)
I told you I'm assigned to Spangdahlem, didn't I? So if you happen to know anyone out that way.. ;)

I told you I'm assigned to Spangdahlem, didn't I? So if you happen to know anyone out that way.. ;)

I just had 7-lvl school with a couple guys from Spang. I cant say that I was impressed with them though. Ya know, if you could hook me up with orders to Spang, I'd gladly reenlist...lol

Spang, Spang.... Spang. Spang?

Damn, that's confusing.

Spang, Spang.... Spang. Spang?

Damn, that's confusing.
I know - who's this Spang then?

I just had 7-lvl school with a couple guys from Spang. I cant say that I was impressed with them though. Ya know, if you could hook me up with orders to Spang, I'd gladly reenlist...lol
Man, do you know the kinds of fun/chaos I could have if I had the authority to set up assignments?

Man, do you know the kinds of fun/chaos I could have if I had the authority to set up assignments?

LoL...you might not have the authority, but I'm sure you have connections...

Damn. I've been around since '03, but only with this nation since '04. Can I join anyway, even though nobody knows who I am?

Damn. I've been around since '03, but only with this nation since '04. Can I join anyway, even though nobody knows who I am?

What's your original nation's name?

I know - who's this Spang then?
Maybe Spang is my arch-nemesis or somesuch. It'd make sense.

It must be a disease that mostly affects us old-timers - kinda like senility or alzheimers... I've definately come down with a case of "RL"... I cant help it, I get bored if I sit at the computer for more than a few mins at a time. In fact, I've even quit paying for WoW since I dont spend more than maybe 1-2 hrs a week playing...

As a young old timer, I had the same condition, however, the anti-social grip of NS is too strong to resist at times!

Though I rarely ever play games anymore. Just not as interested.

Must...resist...urge....to...look...old...

WHIPPERSNAPPERS!

I mean, uh, I would enjoy to join.. I mean, join to enjoy... I uhhh... Damn kids! Get off my lawn!

Oh, right, right. Could I join this fine establishment?

Must...resist...urge....to...look...old...

WHIPPERSNAPPERS!

I mean, uh, I would enjoy to join.. I mean, join to enjoy... I uhhh... Damn kids! Get off my lawn!

Oh, right, right. Could I join this fine establishment?

Welcome to the Fossils Club, HT! :)

*throws eggs at the clubhouse in the name of all the young 'uns*

*throws eggs at the clubhouse in the name of all the young 'uns*

Damn kids!

*shakes cane at PM*

*throws eggs at the clubhouse in the name of all the young 'uns*
Kids these days. I tellz ya...

Kids these days. I tellz ya...

We're getting too old for this, man.

Jeez. lookit all these Geezers!

Back in the OLD days we never would have kept these fossils around....

:p

*throws eggs at the clubhouse in the name of all the young 'uns*
*throws flour and milk in the hope of making a cake*

*throws flour and milk in the hope of making a cake*

Young whippersnapper! In my day, we were respectful to our elders, and baked our cakes.. Ah, the good old days, those were the days.

Oh, were was I? Ah, yes. Get off my lawn, you damn kids!

*makes big fat chocolate chip cookies old school style*

*grins*

None for those disrespectful little monsters I tells ya :P

*makes big fat chocolate chip cookies old school style*

*grins*

None for those disrespectful little monsters I tells ya :P
*presses face against window and drools over cookies*

*goes off to eat homemade pear and ginger muffins*

*narrows eyes and shakes cane*

In MY day, we made cakes outta rocks! They were plenty tasty enough!

*suddenly thoughtful*

Hmmm... maybe thats why I don't have any dadgum teeth!

*presses face against window and drools over cookies*

*goes off to eat homemade pear and ginger muffins*

Get the hell off my lawn! And stop skateboarding on the sidewalk, you miserable ragamuffin!

As a member of this fine... *mumbles*... *dribbles*

I mean, as a member of this fine esta- HEY! Get off my lawn! Damn kids..

Seriously, though, as a member of this fine club, I think we need to establish a motto, that unites us strongly, under a single banner, showing respect for creed, colour, race, religion, and gender.

I personally like "Get off my lawn, you damn kids!", and "Darned whippersnappers!", or possibly "In my day..." (followed by choice saying).

This will show the world that we're not just fossils, we're active and involved citizens, fighting against the rise of skateboards, skateboarders, and fighting for Country Chicken Buffet!

Dang, and I dont remember starting this thread. This thread is the real fossil.

Dang, and I dont remember starting this thread. This thread is the real fossil.

When the hell was I made VP?

Dang, and I dont remember starting this thread. This thread is the real fossil.

Or maybe there's another reason you don't remember. *pokes TSI for being older than me*

Oh, and Luporum. You were made VP because of your wonderful breakdancing abilities.

As a member of this fine... *mumbles*... *dribbles*

I mean, as a member of this fine esta- HEY! Get off my lawn! Damn kids..

Seriously, though, as a member of this fine club, I think we need to establish a motto, that unites us strongly, under a single banner, showing respect for creed, colour, race, religion, and gender.

I personally like "Get off my lawn, you damn kids!", and "Darned whippersnappers!", or possibly "In my day..." (followed by choice saying).

This will show the world that we're not just fossils, we're active and involved citizens, fighting against the rise of skateboards, skateboarders, and fighting for Country Chicken Buffet!

"We care more about your nation's age than you do."

"The NS Fossils Club: Bringing Maturity to NationStates"

Oh, and Luporum. You were made VP because of your wonderful breakdancing abilities.

I must have been really drunk when I did all this.

Or maybe there's another reason you don't remember. *pokes TSI for being older than me*

Oh, and Luporum. You were made VP because of your wonderful breakdancing abilities.

Don't you be poking me, boy.

Yar. Does this now be the old pirates thread, or am I simply watching too much of the classic drama, Pirates of the Caribbean?

*pretends to poke TSI*

Yar. Does this now be the old pirates thread, or am I simply watching too much of the classic drama, Pirates of the Caribbean?

*pretends to poke TSI*

Keep quiet! People are trying to sleep here!!!!!

Jeez. lookit all these Geezers!

Back in the OLD days we never would have kept these fossils around....

:p
Well, you know some of us, we're reincarnated, phoenix-like even, so even when we're old, we're still young. :cool:

Well, you know some of us, we're reincarnated, phoenix-like even, so even when we're old, we're still young. :cool:

Reincarnated. Pshaw. I stay young through my puppets, but that doesn't mean the old main nation has to die.

Reincarnated. Pshaw. I stay young through my puppets, but that doesn't mean the old main nation has to die.

Ahhh...puppets. Thine memory is incomplete without my puppets.

Meh, I gave my puppet to a notorious war mongerer back in the day...I have no regrets.

Reincarnated. Pshaw. I stay young through my puppets, but that doesn't mean the old main nation has to die.
I just got tired of playing about a year ago--I lasted about three months and then came back. All total, I'd have about 18,000 posts now I think.

Meh, I gave my puppet to a notorious war mongerer back in the day...I have no regrets.

Back in the day...in the day of Crookfur, Bisons, and TROUSRS.

Memories...

I just got tired of playing about a year ago--I lasted about three months and then came back. All total, I'd have about 18,000 posts now I think.

Who were your previous nations?

Back in the day...in the day of Crookfur, Bisons, and TROUSRS.

Memories...

Lmfao, that's one of em. :D

Don't you be poking me, boy.
*poke*

Who were your previous nations?
I tend to keep that a secret, because some real douchebags from the old server followed me around the rest of the internet and sent harassing emails to my girlfriend among others. Some people have figured me out--Cannot Think of a Name was the first, but we've been buds for a long, long time. I was around in the days of the old server. I was an ally of the Palestinian Empire in some of those glorious flame wars. I spat fire with Marathon and debated Naziism with Parratoga, and I probably tangled harder with Christofi than most people did. Hell, I was there when Eutrusca was a n00b.

I tend to keep that a secret, because some real douchebags from the old server followed me around the rest of the internet and sent harassing emails to my girlfriend among others. Some people have figured me out--Cannot Think of a Name was the first, but we've been buds for a long, long time. I was around in the days of the old server. I was an ally of the Palestinian Empire in some of those glorious flame wars. I spat fire with Marathon and debated Naziism with Parratoga, and I probably tangled harder with Christofi than most people did. Hell, I was there when Eutrusca was a n00b.

Oy. Indeed, you are old. Back in those days, I was an RPer. Back when you didn't have to write a book to sell things.

But I do remember those people.

Oy. Indeed, you are old. Back in those days, I was an RPer. Back when you didn't have to write a book to sell things.

But I do remember those people.
Never got into the RPing. For a while I was in the UN and was the regional delegate for a month or two but that was it.

Never got into the RPing. For a while I was in the UN and was the regional delegate for a month or two but that was it.

Ah, the UN. I was the original Multi, you know. In hindsight, it was really stupid. I had 2 nations in my region. And TSI was one of them. Of course, this was back in my younger days...

Ah, the UN. I was the original Multi, you know. In hindsight, it was really stupid. I had 2 nations in my region. And TSI was one of them. Of course, this was back in my younger days...

Add me to the list, dammit.

RPing was fun for a while, before the serious people started to post pages and pages of dialogue. I was in a war, back in the day.

RPing was fun for a while, before the serious people started to post pages and pages of dialogue. I was in a war, back in the day.
Remember when n00bs would wander into the General forum and immediately declare war on anyone and everyone? And then they would be hounded and mocked for pages and pages. Ahhh, the old days.

Add me to the list, dammit.
The list is no longer being updated, because I'm to lazy to go and check who has joined in the past 6 months, and it wouldn't be fair to them if they wern't added and you were.

The list is no longer being updated, because I'm to lazy to go and check who has joined in the past 6 months, and it wouldn't be fair to them if they wern't added and you were.

You're going to make me start a new Fossils Club that will actually get updated, aren't you?

*mutters something about lazy old people* ;)

The list is no longer being updated, because I'm to lazy to go and check who has joined in the past 6 months, and it wouldn't be fair to them if they wern't added and you were.

I just checked, and it was only me.

Remember when n00bs would wander into the General forum and immediately declare war on anyone and everyone? And then they would be hounded and mocked for pages and pages. Ahhh, the old days.

Oh man, I remember when that was rampant. One would just go OOOOGMGMGMGMGMMMGGGMGMGMGMGMGGMMMMMGGG!!111!1!!1!!!!11111 WARXORX!!1!!!11.

Im getting all nostalgic...

You're going to make me start a new Fossils Club that will actually get updated, aren't you?

*mutters something about lazy old people* ;)

Yes, this old guy is lazy. But, if someone were to provide me with a list of people that have joined, I would gladly update the membership roster.

Oh man, I remember when that was rampant. One would just go OOOOGMGMGMGMGMMMGGGMGMGMGMGMGGMMMMMGGG!!111!1!!1!!!!11111 WARXORX!!1!!!11.

Im getting all nostalgic...
EYE NUKE JOO W/ 87345203489563089467309457823049573094753094875309458730945 MISSILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EYE NUKE JOO W/ 87345203489563089467309457823049573094753094875309458730945 MISSILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG NOES!!!1!11111!onezorx!!11111

My uberl33t mizzle defensse thingie shootz Tem all downzorx!1!11!111!11

Me n00kes jooz with 23567219753275697572507205706543264506257275235473257325072037540927309725027 mizzles with 5720502508230520385029850285023038603286028068 meggatone b00mbs!

Yes, this old guy is lazy. But, if someone were to provide me with a list of people that have joined, I would gladly update the membership roster.


The list of people who have joined since:

1. Monkeypimp


/list

The list of people who have joined since:

1. Monkeypimp


/list

You lie. Liar. Lying liar that lies.

You lie. Liar. Lying liar that lies.

How will you know unless you check?


Update the list while you're checking if I'm lying, ta.

Well of course he's not forgotten. He made sure he would be remembered, certainly. ;)

How will you know unless you check?


Update the list while you're checking if I'm lying, ta.

I know because I saw at least one other person that wanted to join before you. I'm just too lazy to go and check who it was.

Here is a list, of everyone who seemed to be joining after Gael:

Super-Power
Anagonia
Daistallia 2104
Jangle Jangle Ridge ("Hi again all" means "I join" right?)
Layarteb
Squornshelous
Sumamba Buwhan
Kriegorgrad
Big Jim P
Zarathoft
Soviet Haaregard
The Phoenix Militia
Monkypimp
Splang
Mauvasia
The Nazz (younger puppet nation? I don't feel qualified to make a ruling)

If I left anyone off it's your own fault for attempting to be vague or humorous.

So do I get to join with this nation or do I have to out myself?

So do I get to join with this nation or do I have to out myself?

I dunno. I'm not the president or anything.

So do I get to join with this nation or do I have to out myself?

Out yourself! Out yourself!

Inquiring minds and all that. :p

So do I get to join with this nation or do I have to out myself?

You have to out yourself, I'm afraid.

If you don't want to post it on the forum, you can just send me a TG.

Out yourself! Out yourself!

Inquiring minds and all that. :p
I'll give you a hint--my nation name started with an I.

I'll give you a hint--my nation name started with an I.

*sigh* I knew who you were a while ago. Your posting style isn't exactly unknown to me.

You have to out yourself, I'm afraid.

If you don't want to post it on the forum, you can just send me a TG.
I can vouch for him.

I've sent the tg--I guess I can be coy a little while longer.

You missed an 'E'...

You missed an 'E'...

Damn vowels!

Wait...damn kids! Yeah! Damn kids. Now what was I here after?

i need a *Resurrected after Migration, original join date lost

:P

July 03 ^^

Three years of shits and giggles.


The Insignificance of Monkeypimp (Only sugar has more sugar) has turned three years old today.



Current pop:6.487 billion




*bows* I'm in a new elite team of three year-ers

I'd consider this a club to join, after all, I've been here way too fucking long.

Three years of shits and giggles.


The Insignificance of Monkeypimp (Only sugar has more sugar) has turned three years old today.



Current pop:6.487 billion




*bows* I'm in a new elite team of three year-ers

Welcome to the club. Or something. I didn't know we 3 year people haad a club, but we do now. Apparantly.

Welcome to the club. Or something. I didn't know we 3 year people haad a club, but we do now. Apparantly.

Cool, I usually group people into categories of three months.

The Pure Bloods
November 2002
December 2002
January 2003

The Royal Guards
February 2003
March 2003
April 2003

etc etc etc

And thou hast been added, Andaluciae.

Ask and ye shall recieve.

Woohoo! I'm a fossile! And I remember the old board! I think I had to be ressurected...not sure..

Welcome to the club.

Walker drop-off is over there. *points*

Thanks *drops off walker and goes inside* Oh my aching back...

You probably should have kept it with you. *rolls up in a wheel chair with a spare walker on the back*

Thanks...too many Travels along that road called "Role Playing" *sits back and uses wheelchair* Yea...ohh...thats better....

You probably should have kept it with you. *rolls up in a wheel chair with a spare walker on the back*
I want a wheelchair, but it has to be one of those Murderball wheelchairs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40074000/jpg/_40074067_wheelchair_rugby_al300.jpg

Gods! Three frikkin years at this as of next month. Funny how my NS addiction has lasted longer than any of my serious relationships IRL.:eek:

Me too, and I've only been here a little over two and a half...

Yah. And I intend to die, still playing here.:)

Yah. And I intend to die, still playing here.:)

Amen, brother.

Amen, brother.

Hey, maybe someday ther will be an NS General Immortals Club.

Hey, maybe someday ther will be an NS General Immortals Club.

One can only hope, man. I'm sure we'll be in it if it comes to pass.

Cool, I usually group people into categories of three months.

The Pure Bloods
November 2002
December 2002
January 2003

The Royal Guards
February 2003
March 2003
April 2003

etc etc etc
(Ignore the founding date it claims, I'm from Feb 03')

I used to categorize people as the 02's, then the Jan-March 03's, then everyone else. Nowadays, considering how few of us really old nations exist, I categorize everyone from November 02-February 03 in the same class, followed by the April-Jun 03, then everybody else. Probably just because I want to be in the oldest class (maybe it should be by billions of people? I'm only about 100 million, or probably less at this point, from the 7 billion brigade)

(Ignore the founding date it claims, I'm from Feb 03')

I used to categorize people as the 02's, then the Jan-March 03's, then everyone else. Nowadays, considering how few of us really old nations exist, I categorize everyone from November 02-February 03 in the same class, followed by the April-Jun 03, then everybody else. Probably just because I want to be in the oldest class (maybe it should be by billions of people? I'm only about 100 million, or probably less at this point, from the 7 billion brigade)

I just turned 7 billion, I'm at about 7.02 something.

I want a wheelchair, but it has to be one of those Murderball wheelchairs.



Is that the movie that New Zealand ruined by winning?

Gods! Three frikkin years at this as of next month. Funny how my NS addiction has lasted longer than any of my serious relationships IRL.:eek:

Sadly, this is true for me as well. Hell, I've been here longer than my marriage lasted. That's just pitiful...

The Pure Bloods
November 2002
December 2002
January 2003
Oh yeah!

I'm not on that list, the first page list? sniffle...I'm fossilific, man, why ain't I on that list?

I'm not on that list, the first page list? sniffle...I'm fossilific, man, why ain't I on that list?

They couldn't think of your name....


Sorry, just couldn't pass that up.

I'm not on that list, the first page list? sniffle...I'm fossilific, man, why ain't I on that list?

Erg...sorry, you must have fallen throught the cracks.

El fixoed.

They couldn't think of your name....


Sorry, just couldn't pass that up.
Considering how many times I go to that well, I can hardly be mad at ya...

El fixoed.
Yay! I'm fossilized! Now people can spend thier careers arguing over how I would be arranged and what my habitat and natural behavior was!

Thanks TSI

Considering how many times I go to that well, I can hardly be mad at ya...


Yay! I'm fossilized! Now people can spend thier careers arguing over how I would be arranged and what my habitat and natural behavior was!

Thanks TSI

I wonder what archeologists would make of a fossilized HotRod...

Yay! I'm fossilized! Now people can spend thier careers arguing over how I would be arranged and what my habitat and natural behavior was!

Thanks TSI

You're welcome...:fluffle:

I wonder what archeologists would make of a fossilized HotRod...
Or better yet... a fossilized LG.:eek:

Or better yet... a fossilized LG.:eek:

Good point. :eek:

I just noticed that Jangle Jangle Ridge seems to be on the list twice. :p

Or better yet... a fossilized LG.:eek:
They'd be wrong, but in some interesting ways...

They'd be wrong, but in some interesting ways...
Kinda makes you wonder though.. what if our knowledge of some ancient culture or another is based on one of LG's ancestors?

Kinda makes you wonder though.. what if our knowledge of some ancient culture or another is based on one of LG's ancestors?

Then we probably thought them far more interesting than they actually were.

Kinda makes you wonder though.. what if our knowledge of some ancient culture or another is based on one of LG's ancestors?
Here's a loop for you-

According to my family, we come from a people that have a history of fuckin' with anthropologists. As the story goes, they have an intrinsic sense of humour and that was combined with a misunderstanding of what the anthropologists where after. So when they came to observe the people would make up traditions and rituals because they thought that was what they where after. So fucking with people trying to find out about our past is sort of a tradition. In my family, at least.

Now, here's the twist-all of this is told to me by my family.

Who, of course, could just be fucking with me as they are prone to doing...

I'm not on that list, the first page list? sniffle...I'm fossilific, man, why ain't I on that list?

October of '03, you qualify as a Young Blood. ;)

Or better yet... a fossilized LG.:eek:

They would swear we were rule by Armed, evil, clown overlords.:D

I just noticed that Jangle Jangle Ridge seems to be on the list twice. :p

G'dammit! I knew something like this was going to happen. With all these old farts around...

I'm added three times in there! WOW!

You are now loved less...

Could I be an honorary member? I'll buy you beer.

Nope, sorry. We're too old for beer. We only drink boxed wine now.

Nope, sorry. We're too old for beer. We only drink boxed wine now.
Oh, well then can I get drunk on the steps?

Oh, well then can I get drunk on the steps?

Nope. Our canes double as cattle prods.

Nope. Our canes double as cattle prods.

Mine isn't a cattle prod, but it is a sword cane. I'll be damned if I can remember how to use it though.:p

Nope. Our canes double as cattle prods.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I spammed, stoned and bored,

Over many a strange and spurious threads of "Abortion and Whores",
While I clicked my subscribeds, suddenly there came a slowing,
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
"'Tis not possible," I muttered, "God damn you slow Jolt server!" -

Quoth the poster, "+1".

*wonders off*

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary,

Over many a strange and spurious threads of "Abortion and Whores",
While I clicked my subscribeds, suddenly there came a slowing,
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
"'Tis not possible," I muttered, "God damn you slow Jolt server!" -

Quoth the poster, "#404".

*wonders off*

That was beautiful.

I hear by appoint you Poet Laureate of the Fossils Club, and confer upon you all rights and privileges associated with said position.

That was beautiful.

I hear by appoint you Poet Laureate of the Fossils Club, and confer upon you all rights and privileges associated with said position.
Paid vacation?

EDIT: I edited the poem more ;)

Paid vacation?

EDIT: I edited the poem more ;)

No...


In reality, we're going to chain you up in the basement and force you to write poetry that we will sell at our fundraisers.

No...


In reality, we're going to chain you up in the basement and force you to write poetry that we will sell at our fundraisers.
Never thought being a poet could be so.. kinky ;)

Never thought being a poet could be so.. kinky ;)

So, I guess us wrinkly old people turn you on...

So, I guess us wrinkly old people turn you on...
It's like.. free granny porn!

It's like.. free granny porn!

Even better...FREE GRANDPA SEX!

Even better...FREE GRANDPA SEX!
Oh god.. *leaves*

[/lalalalalalalala not thinking of anything with "lemon" in the name lalalalalala]

Oh god.. *leaves*

[/lalalalalalalala not thinking of anything with "lemon" in the name lalalalalala]


You mean some sort of lemon-related party or somesuch?

You mean some sort of lemon-related party or somesuch?
:eek:
[/LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA]

You mean some sort of lemon-related party or somesuch?

Oooooh, lemons.

Me likey.

That was the first phrase that popped into my head as well. God damn you people and you mental image provoking conversations.

That was the first phrase that popped into my head as well. God damn you people and you mental image provoking conversations.
I blame TSI, 'course.

I blame TSI, 'course.

Everyone blames TSI. Poor, poor TSI.

Everyone blames TSI. Poor, poor TSI.
Evil do..er

Everyone blames TSI. Poor, poor TSI.

In this case you're definitely the right one to blame.

free grandpa sex indeed!

waitwaitwait, Im the F'ing prez!

RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!

hehe

http://bobby-chris.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/cartman.jpg.w300h289.jpg

waitwaitwait, Im the F'ing prez!

RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!
*throws tomatoes*

hehe

http://bobby-chris.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/cartman.jpg.w300h289.jpg
NOPLASTY!

*points to background*

*throws tomatoes*
*chains to basement*

Now, for the electrodes on the testicles.

hey! wtf happened to my pic?!!

new pic required!!!!

EDIT: I give up. :mad:

*chains to basement*

Now, for the electrodes on the testicles.
This sounds like some clean wholesome fun I could get in on...

This sounds like some clean wholesome fun I could get in on...

Didn't realize you were that kind of girl, Gael. :eek:

;)

*chains to basement*

Now, for the electrodes on the testicles.
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/eviltongue.gif

Didn't realize you were that kind of girl, Gael. :eek:

;)
Don't lie. It's unbecoming. :p

Besides, I was the Minister of Pointy Objects in the Reject Royalty. Remember? And there's only one thing for which pointy objects are truly suited.

*chains to basement*

Now, for the electrodes on the testicles.

such cruelty. Is this standard punishment for throwing this at el presidente or just special treatment for ruffy?

Don't lie. It's unbecoming. :p

Besides, I was the Minister of Pointy Objects in the Reject Royalty. Remember? And there's only one thing for which pointy objects are truly suited.

*No...I don't even want to ask*

Don't lie. It's unbecoming. :p

Besides, I was the Minister of Pointy Objects in the Reject Royalty. Remember? And there's only one thing for which pointy objects are truly suited.

:eek:

Oh dear...

Ahem.

Quite.

http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/eviltongue.gif

http://static.flickr.com/18/22991216_fa02384008_m.jpg

*No...I don't even want to ask*
Entertaining small children, of course. ;)

such cruelty. Is this standard punishment for throwing this at el presidente or just special treatment for ruffy?

This is special treatment for disrespecting El Presidente in such a way.

such cruelty. Is this standard punishment for throwing this at el presidente or just special treatment for ruffy?
Both.

Don't lie. It's unbecoming. :p

Besides, I was the Minister of Pointy Objects in the Reject Royalty. Remember? And there's only one thing for which pointy objects are truly suited.

Stabbity Death!!!

Stabbity Death!!!

Heyheyhey, no killing of other fossils in the Home. So decrees El Presidente.

http://static.flickr.com/18/22991216_fa02384008_m.jpg
http://www.utexas.edu/research/pasp/images/doh.jpg

Heyheyhey, no killing of other fossils in the Home. So decrees El Presidente.
...outside the Home? On the patio, perhaps?

Heyheyhey, no killing of other fossils in the Home. So decrees El Presidente.

Sorry, I was just guessing the best use of pointy objects, not actually declaring a doom of stabbity death upon Gael.

Sorry, I was just guessing the best use of pointy objects, not actually declaring a doom of stabbity death upon Gael.

Oh then...

Carry on.

*sits at desk with cigar, looking important*

...outside the Home? On the patio, perhaps?

Nonono, no killing. There are so few left.

...outside the Home? On the patio, perhaps?
The gardener, with the hose, in the rose garden.

I win!

Oh then...

Carry on.

*sits at desk with cigar, looking important*
*scribbles something down on paper and giggles*

*scribbles something down on paper and giggles*

*shocks in testicles*

NO GIGGLING IN EL PRESIDENTE'S PRESENCE!

*pouts*

Spoil all my fun.

perhaps wounding or maiming is permisible.

Oh!! I know!!

We can kill noobs.

Oh then...

Carry on.

*sits at desk with cigar, looking important*
*wonders where that cigar has been*

Honestly, I'd settle for the alternate use of Pointy Objects™.

perhaps wounding or maiming is permisible.

Oh!! I know!!

We can kill noobs.

You may do that. In fact, El Presidente promotes that.

*issues n00b hunting license to Squorn*

*wonders where that cigar has been*

It has something to do with Condoleezza Rice...

You may do that. In fact, El Presidente promotes that.

*issues n00b hunting license to Squorn*

Score!

*buys a pickup truck with foglamps and all that good redneck stuff*

I'ma catch me a noob!

*shocks in testicles*

NO GIGGLING IN EL PRESIDENTE'S PRESENCE!
*finishes scribbling and giggles*
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/c1a88635.jpg

El Presidente has banned all paper from the Home, citing the potental paper cut hazard.

hmm, if not a cigar, then what?

hmm. . . .
























:eek:

hmm, if not a cigar, then what?

hmm. . . .
:eek:

:)

El Presidente has banned all paper from the Home, citing the potental paper cut hazard.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/f7adb020.jpg

:)
:eek:

:eek:
;)

;)
:p

El Presidente has signed a decree declaring all one smilie spam Enemies of the Home.

;)
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/wippe.gif

http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/wippe.gif


See above post.

This is your first and only warning. Or would you like another shock to the scrotum?

El Presidente has signed a decree declaring all one smilie spam Enemies of the Home.
:eek:








..... er.. shit!

You learn well...

*shocks testicles lightly*

See above post.

This is your first and only warning. Or would you like another shock to the scrotum?
*never uses another smiley again*
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/PIMP.gif
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http: //www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/bananadope.gif
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I promise.

You learn well...

*shocks testicles lightly*
It hurts very much
Yet I love it quite alot
Keep up the good work

It hurts very much
Yet I love it quite alot
Keep up the good work

I do so enjoy
the fine Haiku so swellish
give me your scrotum

I do so enjoy
the fine Haiku so swellish
give me your scrotum
It's getting too late
to create a new Haiku
so I'm giving up

*gives TSI scrotum*

Honestly, I'd settle for the alternate use of Pointy Objects™.

Sacrificing virgins?:D

Sacrificing virgins?:D
Only the ugly ones.

*burns in hell*

Since it is my job to write poetry, I have done so..

I call this poem "The Uber Hah!"

You post as if you really care
About the rights and wrongs
About the silk and lace thongs

You say you're a leftist
But I think you're a nazi facist

Burn in hell you lot of lurkers
For I am he who pwns you in debate

I am the one
The only
The post whore
The liberal
The grammar nazi
The spammer

Go ahead
Report me to the mods
Take quality from thy name

But there is something I have
And you never will







My 1337 post count

:D

That...

That was truly inspiring!

*tear*

That...

That was truly inspiring!

*tear*
:D

*pat self on back*

:D

*pat self on back*

*kicks you in groin*

What? You know us old people hate back patters.

*kicks you in groin*

What? You know us old people hate back patters.
:eek: :(

*kicks you in groin*

What? You know us old people hate back patters.

I already shocked his scrotum, I doubt your blow was even felt.

I already shocked his scrotum, I doubt your blow was even felt.

Wanting me to run him over with rollerchair of doom boss?

Wanting me to run him over with rollerchair of doom boss?

Yessssssss...the Rollerchair of DOOM!

With all the stabbity things and pointy encumberances...yessssssss....

EL PRESIDENTE DEMANDS IT!

I thought I'd chime in and say I'm back. I was inactive and got deleted, but, yeah.

I exist again, and thought I'd rejoin. Or re-rejoin, or whatever it is now.

Sup, all?

This is a truly glorious gravedig. I had just graduated from high school in June of 2006...

Nice! :D

Indeed, this is epic. I was thinking of bumping this thread myself, anyway.

Perhaps I shall begin taking new members...

This is a truly glorious gravedig. I had just graduated from high school in June of 2006...

2006? This thread dates from September of 2005.

And your limit now is....?

Or perhaps create a new thread?

Nevah. THE THREAD SHALL RISE AGAIN!

This is a truly glorious gravedig. I had just graduated from high school in June of 2006...
Uh... congratulations? :D

Indeed, this is epic. I was thinking of bumping this thread myself, anyway.

Perhaps I shall begin taking new members...
And your limit now is....?

Or perhaps create a new thread?

Nevah. THE THREAD SHALL RISE AGAIN!
I had been the victim of a time warp... :(

Erm *clears throat*

THE NEW AGE FOR ACCEPTANCE IS 2005.

Ie, your nation must have been created during the Year of our Lord 2005.

I think that Dutch-language thread is still older...that bastard still pops up every few days.

Aye, it is.

However, this thread hasn't popped up for two years. I think this wins the most epic gravedig ever. I do think there's still value in this thread, though. I do so hope the mods will let me keep it.

2006? This thread dates from September of 2005.

I think that Dutch-language thread is still older...that bastard still pops up every few days.

*coughs*

I'm still chained to the basement floor..

.. please let me out? :(

And your limit now is....?

Or perhaps create a new thread?
That's not what they meant by "taking new members" :eek:

I wonder if I can join twice...

*coughs*

I'm still chained to the basement floor..

.. please let me out? :(

Never. You are here now and forever.

I think I'm old enough to join...

I think I'm old enough to join...

Congratulations. You are the Fossils Club's first junior member. Now, Dictator says to sit in your Ikea rocking chair and reminisce about the good ole' days.