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Well, hell, there's been a musical about everything else, why not NationStates?

There'd be constant trolling/flaming/flamebaiting scenes. And can you imagine the music used for whenever a moderator had to use their powers?*Dark music as they descend upon the wrong doer, a valiant fight ensues, and the music turns to a light hearted pace as they are illuminated with light and fly off into the sky*

I'd love to have some kind of "I'm a troll" song break out sometime... :D

i like the idea!

there'd have to be an ode to tink ;)

i like the idea!

there'd have to be an ode to tink ;)
...No, there really wouldn't have to. How about an Ode To Max, instead? :p

Who would be in it, key players. My list as follows:
Myrth
Frisbeetaria
Cogitation
Eutrusca
Czardas
Lunatic Goofballs
Neo Rogolia
Melkor
Acthung 45
Ashmoria
Spike Lee with a cameo
I need more...

That's a great idea. What's the plot?

Oh, and Myrth should direct! ;)

...No, there really wouldn't have to. How about an Ode To Max, instead? :p
the Queen of General? i think there would have to be!

but Max's Requiem comes first of course... and his half hour soliloquy (plugging Jennifer Government as usual :p)

Who would be in it, key players. My list as follows:
Myrth
Frisbeetaria
Cogitation
Eutrusca
Czardas
Lunatic Goofballs
Neo Rogolia
Melkor
Acthung 45
Ashmoria
Spike Lee with a cameo
I need more...
Colodia's been forumbanned for a week, and Czardas is gone till September..so..they're out. :p So, I nominate myself, and cast their votes for me, as well.

Also, the song Neodammerung or Navras, and Burly Brawl from the Matrix trilogy will have to play at some point. Probably in a huge flamefest scene for the former.

Who would be in it, key players. My list as follows:
Myrth
Frisbeetaria
Cogitation
Eutrusca
Czardas
Lunatic Goofballs
Neo Rogolia
Melkor
Acthung 45
Ashmoria
Spike Lee with a cameo
I need more...Oh, and The Smoking Man should narrate from behind the scenes. Kind of like that character in "Our Town".

~EotN~

I like this idea. It'll be interesting to watch, anyway.

the Queen of General? i think there would have to be!

but Max's Requiem comes first of course... and his half hour soliloquy (plugging Jennifer Government as usual :p)
...No. She's just a flagrant spammer, imho. Anyways, there'd also have to be a secret mod cave/mod meeting scene.

...No. She's just a flagrant spammer, imho. Anyways, there'd also have to be a secret mod cave/mod meeting scene.
:eek: the evil mod conspiracy ;) :D


edit: anybody really good at Flash and got far, far too much time on their hands? ;)

Who would be in it, key players. My list as follows:
Myrth
Frisbeetaria
Cogitation
Eutrusca
Czardas
Lunatic Goofballs
Neo Rogolia
Melkor
Acthung 45
Ashmoria
Spike Lee with a cameo
I need more...

*points to self*

Who would be in it, key players. My list as follows:
Myrth
Frisbeetaria
Cogitation
Eutrusca
Czardas
Lunatic Goofballs
Neo Rogolia
Melkor
Acthung 45
Ashmoria
Spike Lee with a cameo
I need more...

Tink and Euroslavia.

Drunk Commies would be a good idea.

But not Neo Rogolia, please. The whole production would turn into reasons about the truth of Christianity.

:eek: the evil mod conspiracy ;) :D

Exactly. And now, they've even taken in Euro.


He's a friend of my friend, so I'll try to see if I can get them to spy on him, and report back to General about the Secret Society of Mod. But if I go missing, you know why. You must carry on in my place!

Who would be in it, key players. My list as follows:
I need more...You forgot Sinuhue...
And Stephistan...

Who would be in it, key players. My list as follows:
Myrth
Frisbeetaria
Cogitation
Eutrusca
Czardas
Lunatic Goofballs
Neo Rogolia
Melkor
Acthung 45
Ashmoria
Spike Lee with a cameo
I need more...

Sdaeriji, Stephistan...

and Smokey The NSer in a cameo role



and *points at self also, with puppy-dog eyes ;)*

*points to self*
Oh, yes, *adds to list*
Here's a plot that should satisfy the TInkers and the anti-TInkers:
Commando[2] hacks into FairyTInk's account and uses her powers. Since she is "HRH Queen of General" . The moderators stop her, but then he hacks into their accounts too. Max fires them and they are reduced to regular posters. Potaria knows something isn't right, so he calls forth the other Generalites to save the forum. Then there is a huge ass Troll VS Generalite battle, them Max himself comes down and kills the wicked Commando[2]

Can I be in it? I'll play TIN. :p

Or myself, TIN, Keruvalia, and the old random crew can waltz through randomly singing something totally unrealated yet strangley ammusing...

*points to self*

*Points at Potaria*

*Runs*

He's a friend of my friend, so I'll try to see if I can get them to spy on him, and report back to General about the Secret Society of Mod. But if I go missing, you know why. You must carry on in my place!
*salutes*

good luck, sir!

Can I be in it? I'll play TIN. :p
:eek: how could we forget TIN? (well till now anyway)


LP and Kanabia should be in it too...

Sdaeriji, Stephistan...

and Smokey The NSer in a cameo role



and *points at self also, with puppy-dog eyes ;)*

Pfft. Smokey and the The Cigarrette Smoking Man. You're just a sad, sad little man, PM. ;) :p

We need music? I like the "I'm a troll".
How about "If I had 10,000 posts"?

The Smoking Man could be the narrator.
Fass could do costumes.
And then we could have a bunch of the really old players that you all know come back.

The Smoking Man could be the narrator.
Fass could do costumes.
And then we could have a bunch of the really old players that you all know come back.

I dunno..Do we need the mysterious sorta guy for a narrator? We need AMF somewhere in there. Leading the Crusade against N00bs. All of 'em.

Pfft. Smokey and the The Cigarrette Smoking Man. You're just a sad, sad little man, PM. ;) :p
http://img209.exs.cx/img209/2807/pd834lg5kv.jpg

Smokey the NSer says: STFU or i'm planting this shovel in your face! :mad: :mad:


:p

I dunno..Do we need the mysterious sorta guy for a narrator? We need AMF somewhere in there. Leading the Crusade against N00bs. All of 'em.
Okay, then how about he just has one song, please? *puppy dog eyes*

http://img209.exs.cx/img209/2807/pd834lg5kv.jpg

Smokey the NSer says: STFU or i'm planting this shovel in your face! :mad: :mad:


:p

LOL...Prolly a bit pissed that people keep on with the flames. And I just saw a poster named Smokey the Bear, so good timing.

Did we ever figure out who Smokey is/was?

Okay, then how about he just has one song, please? *puppy dog eyes*

lol, alright. But it has to lead into a scene about the mods, cloaked in robes hiding their faces in a dark glen, near a cave, in which some old, formerly prominent posters are caught in cages.

My modified Cast List:
Moderators: Frisbeetaria, Euroslavia, Melkor, Cogitation, Katganistan

The Conspirators: Commando[2], [NS]Blue-Stripes2

The Troll Army: Jesussaves, VoteEarly, Maxtopia III, RedArrow (or any others you have in mind )

The Administrators: [ violet ], salusasecondas, and Lord God Max

The Generalites: Eutrusca, Stephistan, Lunatic Goofballs, Sdaeriji, Pure Metal, Sinuhue, Lord-General Drache, Ashmoria, Achtun 45, The Noble Men, everyone else

Important Cast: FairyTInkArisen, Myrth the Elder, The Smoking Man

Constumes? Wtf?

I'd picket your musical for being non-inclusive, and for omitting Neo-Anarchists.

hmm who knows that famous song "The Israelites"?


....

"aaah, aahh The Generalites! " :P

Constumes? Wtf?

I'd picket your musical for being non-inclusive, and for omitting Neo-Anarchists.
Okay, you and Neo-Amarchists are in it.

I dunno..Do we need the mysterious sorta guy for a narrator? We need AMF somewhere in there. Leading the Crusade against N00bs. All of 'em.


Well if we have someone crusading aginst n00bs you need some
*points at self*
oh look a n00b, were did he come from
hint-I want in

There should also be a "n00b wars" section featuring the latest n00b declaring war on Automagfreek, and the adventures of Sephrioth and Hataria. You could also throw in what may be the record for the largest dogpile in RP history: The 50 nations that opposed Cam III when that country declared war on Sarzonia.

Well if we have someone crusading aginst n00bs you need some
*points at self*
oh look a n00b, were did he come from
Remember, a newb is not necessarily a n00b.

There will be a surprise guest appearance by Pablo.

The Generalites: Eutrusca, Stephistan, Lunatic Goofballs, Sdaeriji, Pure Metal, Sinuhue, Lord-General Drache, Ashmoria, Achtun 45, The Noble Men, everyone else.

Me, a generalite? I'm honoured.

However, you missed out Fass. Fass rocks.

There should also be a "n00b wars" section featuring the latest n00b declaring war on Automagfreek, and the adventures of Sephrioth and Hataria.

Definately. (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=356885)

Definately. (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=356885)

Fris, in his pre-mod days, made a thread following Hataria and his.."wars". Was hilarious. That should be worked in, somehow.

cool

things to cover: (in no particular order, add to the list damnit)



The move to Jolt - some kind of Exodus story i think...
Zep and Steph leaving (was sad i seem to recall)
Myrth's retirement - perhaps (we make up) some kind of crazy plot in the mod conspiracy?




(and yeah i'm still relatively newish round here compared to many, so forgive me in advance for probably missing out loads of important stuff)

Fris, in his pre-mod days, made a thread following Hataria and his.."wars". Was hilarious. That should be worked in, somehow.

What, this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=359039) one?

things to cover: (in no particular order, add to the list damnit)



The move to Jolt - some kind of Exodus story i think...
Zep and Steph leaving (was sad i seem to recall)
Myrth's retirement - perhaps (we make up) some kind of crazy plot in the mod conspiracy?




(and yeah i'm still relatively newish round here compared to many, so forgive me in advance for probably missing out loads of important stuff)

Actually, it's seeming like us 1 year people are getting to be considered the older posters as it seems some of the '03s and most of the '02s are getting phased out..or is that just me?

And the Exodus must be covered with scary music, as a large group of us huddle together, and attempt to cross some huge wasteland to a seeming Paraidise, only to learn of it being a cruel trick, and we create a city and make the best of things. *nods*

As for his retirement, there was enough scandal around it to keep it as is, lol.

And yes, Noble Men, that one.

Actually, it's seeming like us 1 year people are getting to be considered the older posters as it seems some of the '03s and most of the '02s are getting phased out..or is that just me?

And the Exodus must be covered with scary music, as a large group of us huddle together, and attempt to cross some huge wasteland to a seeming Paraidise, only to learn of it being a cruel trick, and we create a city and make the best of things. *nods*

As for his retirement, there was enough scandal around it to keep it as is, lol.

And yes, Noble Men, that one.

I barely see 02ers or 03ers. I consider 04ers to be quite experienced.

Scary music. Has to be "Hit that Perfect Beat" by Bronski Beat.

I agree about the scandal thing.

Yay!

A few ideas from someone who has been here a while:

-The pre-mod days
-Marathon/Beeker
-Parratoga
-Schorgie and his incarnations
-NEE - the first to 10000
-The planned invasion of the RP forums
-The Michael Jackson spammer and banning of Paradise.net.nz
-Forum 7 (and 13)
-The legacy of FUA and its banning due to 'porn pop-ups'
-The banning of word games
-The banning of generally fun threads
-Jim and Roan find love
-The 'Night crew' (Whatever the hell that was. It was something though apparently)
-The move to Jolt
-The jolt years...


It's late and I'm tired so I can't think of anymore. I'm sure I've missed many notable events and people though.

-The pre-mod days
-Marathon/Beeker
-Parratoga
-Schorgie and his incarnations
-NEE - the first to 10000
-The planned invasion of the RP forums
-The Michael Jackson spammer and banning of Paradise.net.nz
-Forum 7 (and 13)
-The legacy of FUA and its banning due to 'porn pop-ups'
-The banning of word games
-The banning of generally fun threads
-Jim and Roan find love
-The 'Night crew' (Whatever the hell that was. It was something though apparently)
-The move to Jolt
-The jolt years...


I don't remember any of these. Does anyone remember all of them?

I don't remember any of these. Does anyone remember all of them?

Some of them, yes, but there was a dark time in my life where I was very much infrequent in the NS forums.

Can't you put "Springtime for Hitler" in there somewhere? :p :D

Now that we have basic ideas and a loose plot, (History the Forums) we need music.
We need a catchy opening song, which will be sung by Max.

(Sorry I forgot you Fass, my bad. :( ) *hands Fass a hundred dollar bill*

Wait..... Musical?.... Does that mean we all get to dance gay? :D

Wait..... Musical?.... Does that mean we all get to dance gay? :D

Indeed it does. But you'll have to pretty yourself up, first.

I think Max should sing something in the style of Pavarotti, just for kicks, ne?

Now that we have basic ideas and a loose plot, (History the Forums) we need music.
We need a catchy opening song, which will be sung by Max.

(Sorry I forgot you Fass, my bad. :( ) *hands Fass a hundred dollar bill*

The song should be an adaptaion of "Losing My Religion": Losing My Social-Life.

Especially true if sung by Max: his wife is pregnant.

Hey, do we have to play ourselves? Or do we just get to.

Indeed it does. But you'll have to pretty yourself up, first.
*gets my tutu off the attic*

Hey, do we have to play ourselves? Or do we just get to.
I get to play you. You are playing Jesussaves

*gets my tutu off the attic*

You mean that tattered old one your sister used to have? *Sighs*LP, How many times have I told you, that one just needs to go?I'll even buy you a nice, new one!

I get to play you. You are playing Jesussaves
...And who will play HerPower?..Myrth?

I get to play you. You are playing Jesussaves

You are evil.

You mean that tattered old one your sister used to have? *Sighs*LP, How many times have I told you, that one just needs to go?I'll even buy you a nice, new one!
Wait till I tell my brother you called him a girl :gundge:

...And who will play HerPower?..Myrth?
Or Sinuhue. I think she could do a good feminazi

Can't you put "Springtime for Hitler" in there somewhere? :p :D
Springtime for General and Forumites!
Winter for II and NationStates!

You may play yourself and/or someone else.

Wait till I tell my brother you called him a girl :gundge:


Or Sinuhue. I think she could do a good feminazi
Oh, that's your brother? Damn, he's incredible with make up, a wig, and a dress.

Oooh, true. We must recruit her. *kidnaps her* And we need Bottle for something.

Oh, that's your brother? Damn, he's incredible with make up, a wig, and a dress.

Oooh, true. We must recruit her. *kidnaps her* And we need Bottle for something.
I'll be sure to tell him that

How about......a bottle?

And we need Bottle for something.

It is obvious who Bottle should play. Bottle.

Can I also nominate Dhrzen (how do you spell it?) and UpwardThrust. Or am I too late.

I'll be sure to tell him that

How about......a bottle?
....lol..All her wonderful debates, and then she winds up playing a singing bottle in a musical.

(This is to the tune of South Park's Quiet Mountain Town)
POSTER:
Oh, the posting is never slow
This is the one place where I can go
This is one place that even gives me a say!
Oh, the people here are gay
They post and rant all day
Thank God I post on this friendly internet forum!

Poster: Hey!
Mother: Hello, I thought you were going outside?
Poster: No, I'm posing on a forum
Mother: It's such a beautiful day!
Poster: But mom, this is the best forum ever!
Mother: All right, all right, but stop to eat supper.
Potser: Thanks mom!

MOM:
Oh, what a perfectly liberal place
Like Eric Roberts, it's a big disgrace
Always tryng to make me socialist!
I am constantly pissed
And my opinion wouldn't be missed
Thank God I post on this left-wing, friendly internet forum


How's that so far?

....lol..All her wonderful debates, and then she winds up playing a singing bottle in a musical.

Pretty much.

But we should do the song twice. During the second time, the chant "crab people" should be played at regular intervals.

....lol..All her wonderful debates, and then she winds up playing a singing bottle in a musical.
But on the other hand.... Who else would play the bottle?

But on the other hand.... Who else would play the bottle?

Well, I suppose we can't neglect the bottle people of NS, so...we could always have Lunatic Goofball's kid play one.

(This is to the tune of South Park's Quiet Mountain Town)
POSTER:
Oh, the posting is never slow
This is the one place where I can go
This is one place that even gives me a say!
Oh, the people here are gay
They post and rant all day
Thank God I post on this friendly internet forum!

Poster: Hey!
Mother: Hello, I thought you were going outside?
Poster: No, I'm posing on a forum
Mother: It's such a beautiful day!
Poster: But mom, this is the best forum ever!
Mother: All right, all right, but stop to eat supper.
Potser: Thanks mom!

MOM:
Oh, what a perfectly liberal place
Like Eric Roberts, it's a big disgrace
Always tryng to make me socialist!
I am constantly pissed
And my opinion wouldn't be missed
Thank God I post on this left-wing, friendly internet forum


How's that so far?

Brilliant. Must be done.

Well, I suppose we can't neglect the bottle people of NS, so...we could always have Lunatic Goofball's kid play one.
I think he'll play the corpse...... I just have this feeling.... :eek:

Who would be in it, key players. My list as follows:
Myrth
Frisbeetaria
Cogitation
Eutrusca
Czardas
Lunatic Goofballs
Neo Rogolia
Melkor
Acthung 45
Ashmoria
Spike Lee with a cameo
I need more...

let's pop in obi-wan and harry potter, for people with such interests. oh, and gandalf. maybe neo. and...the flying monkeys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

The Trolling Rhapsody, as parodied under Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen:

I see a little troll, poorly thought up usernames
Watch it angst, watch it flame under little scrutiny-
Firefights and lightning-very very frightening me-
Admins, (oh Admins)
Admins, (please Admins)
Admins let him go-magnifico!-
<Troll>But I'm just a lonely geek and nobody loves me-
<NSPlayers>He's just a lonely geek mindlessly watching T.V.
Spare us our lives from this monstrosity-
<NSers>Easy come easy go-, <Troll>Will you let me troll?
<Admins>By Barry! No! We will not let you troll! <NSers>Don't let him troll!
<Admins>By Barry! We will not let you troll! <NSers>Don't let him troll!
<Admins>By Barry! We will not let you troll! <Troll>Let me troll!
<Admins>Will not let you troll- <Troll>Let me troll!
Will not let you troll - Let me troll!
<Admins and NSers>No, no, no, no, no, no, no-
<Troll>1337 and h4x0rs, 1337 and h4x0rs, 1337 and h4x0rs, let me troll!-
*gasp!*Katganistan has a forumban set aside for me, for me, for meeeeee!

==Kat steps forward to confront the troll==

<Kat>So you think you can flame me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can troll me and leave me to cry-
Oh baby-can’t do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

==Troll begins to disappate as the forumban is set in...==

<Troll>Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters to me,

Any way the flaming blows....

The Trolling Rhapsody, as parodied under Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen:

I see a little troll, poorly thought up usernames
Watch it angst, watch it flame under little scrutiny-
Firefights and lightning-very very frightening me-
Admins, (oh Admins)
Admins, (please Admins)
Admins let him go-magnifico!-
<Troll>But I'm just a lonely geek and nobody loves me-
<NSPlayers>He's just a lonely geek mindlessly watching T.V.
Spare us our lives from this monstrosity-
<NSers>Easy come easy go-, <Troll>Will you let me troll?
<Admins>By Barry! No! We will not let you troll! <NSers>Don't let him troll!
<Admins>By Barry! We will not let you troll! <NSers>Don't let him troll!
<Admins>By Barry! We will not let you troll! <Troll>Let me troll!
<Admins>Will not let you troll- <Troll>Let me troll!
Will not let you troll - Let me troll!
<Admins and NSers>No, no, no, no, no, no, no-
<Troll>1337 and h4x0rs, 1337 and h4x0rs, 1337 and h4x0rs, let me troll!-
*gasp!*Katganistan has a forumban set aside for me, for me, for meeeeee!

==Kat steps forward to confront the troll==

<Kat>So you think you can flame me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can troll me and leave me to cry-
Oh baby-can’t do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

==Troll begins to disappate as the forumban is set in...==

<Troll>Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters to me,

Any way the flaming blows....
*Wipes a tear from my eye*Beautiful.

The Trolling Rhapsody et cetera

Yay!

Well good.

The Trolling Rhapsody, as parodied under Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen:

I see a little troll, poorly thought up usernames
Watch it angst, watch it flame under little scrutiny-
Firefights and lightning-very very frightening me-
Admins, (oh Admins)
Admins, (please Admins)
Admins let him go-magnifico!-
<Troll>But I'm just a lonely geek and nobody loves me-
<NSPlayers>He's just a lonely geek mindlessly watching T.V.
Spare us our lives from this monstrosity-
<NSers>Easy come easy go-, <Troll>Will you let me troll?
<Admins>By Barry! No! We will not let you troll! <NSers>Don't let him troll!
<Admins>By Barry! We will not let you troll! <NSers>Don't let him troll!
<Admins>By Barry! We will not let you troll! <Troll>Let me troll!
<Admins>Will not let you troll- <Troll>Let me troll!
Will not let you troll - Let me troll!
<Admins and NSers>No, no, no, no, no, no, no-
<Troll>1337 and h4x0rs, 1337 and h4x0rs, 1337 and h4x0rs, let me troll!-
*gasp!*Katganistan has a forumban set aside for me, for me, for meeeeee!

==Kat steps forward to confront the troll==

<Kat>So you think you can flame me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can troll me and leave me to cry-
Oh baby-can’t do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

==Troll begins to disappate as the forumban is set in...==

<Troll>Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters to me,

Any way the flaming blows....
lmao brilliant! you've won a lifetime's supply of cookies for that :p :p



http://www.hlj.me.uk/NSteh%20musica.jpg

And of course, we need the fullest extent of Queen concert special effects for that bit. Roman candles, wire-flights, flames in the background, etc.

It just wouldn't be the same otherwise.

And by the way, I think this scene would be the best time to have all of the members of NS in the background, holding up lighters as Kat confronts the evil Troll (whom I think should be the antagonist of the story). Anyone else agree?

a new chapter in the musical: LP's stalker :eek: :p

lmao brilliant! you've won a lifetime's supply of cookies for that :p :p



http://www.hlj.me.uk/NSteh%20musica.jpg

Why thanks! I'll make sure these don't last a lifetime. :p

By the by, did you mean for that to say "Jsut to see it"?

And of course, we need the fullest extent of Queen concert special effects for that bit. Roman candles, wire-flights, flames in the background, etc.

It just wouldn't be the same otherwise.

And by the way, I think this scene would be the best time to have all of the members of NS in the background, holding up lighters as Kat confronts the evil Troll (whom I think should be the antagonist of the story). Anyone else agree?

Yes to all points.

Why thanks! I'll make sure these don't last a lifetime. :p

By the by, did you mean for that to say "Jsut to see it"?
yes. it was entirely intentional.



http://www.ironmaiden.org/images/smilies/eyes.gif


*scurries off to correct poster... :headbang: *

shut up. i told him i'd meet him here

On this thread? Why?

You can tell us, it'll probably be revealed anyway.

And of course, we need the fullest extent of Queen concert special effects for that bit. Roman candles, wire-flights, flames in the background, etc.

It just wouldn't be the same otherwise.

And by the way, I think this scene would be the best time to have all of the members of NS in the background, holding up lighters as Kat confronts the evil Troll (whom I think should be the antagonist of the story). Anyone else agree?
lol, yes, but we'd have to have the Troll have little troll friends standing behind him, either in fear, or trying to encourage him.

And..holy crap, PM..nice logo. Got bored? :-p I suggest Neo K steals it from you, and uses it.

lol, yes, but we'd have to have the Troll have little troll friends standing behind him, either in fear, or trying to encourage him.

the troll could try to usurp and corrupt unsuspecting n00bs... and hide under a bridge (sorry imagination starting to kick in again...)


And..holy crap, PM..nice logo. Got bored? :-p I suggest Neo K steals it from you, and uses it.
meh, its what i do (graphic designer). and yeah i am bored :P

Neo K is welcome to it (i might do others at some point), but there's a tiny-winy little spelling mistake i ought to correct first :mad:

lol, yes, but we'd have to have the Troll have little troll friends standing behind him, either in fear, or trying to encourage him.

And..holy crap, PM..nice logo. Got bored? :-p I suggest Neo K steals it from you, and uses it.

Hmm... The Troll King shall he be, with the Trollimites as his minions. He'd be bigger of course, maybe with more grotesqueness, and the Trollimites would have little numbers on their chests.

:p

I have theatrical experience. Can I be in it?

the troll could try to usurp and corrupt unsuspecting n00bs... and hide under a bridge (sorry imagination starting to kick in again...)

meh, its what i do (graphic designer). and yeah i am bored :P

Neo K is welcome to it (i might do others at some point), but there's a tiny-winy little spelling mistake i ought to correct first :mad:
That would work, but I still think he should have backup, specifically, some of the more prominent trolls of NS.

lol, I'll remember to kidnap you and force you to create graphics for me if I need them. :p

Colodia's been forumbanned for a week, and Czardas is gone till September..so..they're out. :p So, I nominate myself, and cast their votes for me, as well..<--- Uhhhhh...... ;)

...No. She's just a flagrant spammer, imho. Anyways, there'd also have to be a secret mod cave/mod meeting scene.
no i'm not

That would work, but I still think he should have backup, specifically, some of the more prominent trolls of NS.

lol, I'll remember to kidnap you and force you to create graphics for me if I need them. :p
indeed - his leutenants. should this arch-Troll be anyone in particular or would it be best to leave their identity shrouded in shadow (literally - i'm thinking darkened lighting, black clothes and a mask, here...) until the end? but who could it be??

and re: the kidnapping... eep! :eek:

That would work, but I still think he should have backup, specifically, some of the more prominent trolls of NS.

Like who? Jesussaves and Herpower comes to mind.

Jesussaves and Herpower comes to mind.
exactly

no i'm notI'm forced to disagree. You still have over 2000 posts in the spam forum.

indeed - his leutenants. should this arch-Troll be anyone in particular or would it be best to leave their identity shrouded in shadow (literally - i'm thinking darkened lighting, black clothes and a mask, here...) until the end? but who could it be??

and re: the kidnapping... eep! :eek:

Maybe more of a Nutcracker-esque kind of schpeal when it comes to the Trolls. Rat King and his ratty minions, y'know? There'd be a large Troll, the one whom Kat has the ultimate face-down with, and then have all the other known trolls as numbered minions. Perhaps even they could have words like "1337", "h4x0r", and "ph34r teh fl4m3r" on them.

And they would all sing in chatspeak!

I'm forced to disagree. You still have over 2000 posts in the spam forum.
i don't have that many and i don't just post spam

Maybe more of a Nutcracker-esque kind of schpeal when it comes to the Trolls. Rat King and his ratty minions, y'know? There'd be a large Troll, the one whom Kat has the ultimate face-down with, and then have all the other known trolls as numbered minions. Perhaps even they could have words like "1337", "h4x0r", and "ph34r teh fl4m3r" on them.

And they would all sing in chatspeak!
lol yeah :P

oooh that gives me an idea... somehow we need to make use of the NS IRC channels...

Maybe more of a Nutcracker-esque kind of schpeal when it comes to the Trolls. Rat King and his ratty minions, y'know? There'd be a large Troll, the one whom Kat has the ultimate face-down with, and then have all the other known trolls as numbered minions. Perhaps even they could have words like "1337", "h4x0r", and "ph34r teh fl4m3r" on them.

And they would all sing in chatspeak!

Nice idea. And maybe have hackers who try to aid the mods in the war agains the trolls, too? Granted, that'd be illegal the real world-NS, but hey, it's a musical.

we could eventually make this into an RP.

AUDITIONS FOR MODS ARE OPEN!
Frisbeetaria
Cogitation
Euroslavia
Katganistan

i don't have that many and i don't just post spamThat's true. You've reformed your ways and you once actually posted something sensible. ;)

I know I'm breaking into this quite late on, so I have no idea how advanced you're getting with any of it. To the extent that it's just a joke, well, ha, funny. To the extent that any of you are being vaguely serious, can anyone help with the songs? i.e. can I?

Nice idea. And maybe have hackers who try to aid the mods in the war agains the trolls, too? Granted, that'd be illegal the real world-NS, but hey, it's a musical.
ooh ooh ooh, how about a hax0r takes over control of one of the mods? *evil plot twist*

That's true. You've reformed your ways and you once actually posted something sensible. ;)
Then who's the new master spammer?

we could eventually make this into an RP.

AUDITIONS FOR MODS ARE OPEN!
Frisbeetaria
Cogitation
Euroslavia
Katganistan

Howsaboot people play themselves.

Except the ones who can't or don't want to.

Then who's the new master spammer?
Not me.... I haven't really spammed in aaaaages

I think there shoyuld be a funny scene about Skapdroe.

ooh ooh ooh, how about a hax0r takes over control of one of the mods? *evil plot twist*
How about an even bigger plot trist. The hax0r hacked into the NationStates files and brought back Commando[2] so he could use him to raise his troll army?



Gruenburg, of course you may write songs.

Howsaboot people play themselves.

Except the ones who can't or don't want to.
Deal.

That's true. You've reformed your ways and you once actually posted something sensible. ;)
well if there were some threads around that i was actually interested in rather than the 'Anti-Canadianism' and 'Anti-americanism', etc bullshit then i'd make some sensible posts

Why thank you kind Kervoskia.

I know I'm breaking into this quite late on, so I have no idea how advanced you're getting with any of it. To the extent that it's just a joke, well, ha, funny. To the extent that any of you are being vaguely serious, can anyone help with the songs? i.e. can I?

That brings a good point up: is anyone taking this seriously?

That brings a good point up: os anyone taking this seriously?
Uh, good question.

That brings a good point up: os anyone taking this seriously?

Sure. Why not? We can buy out Broadway!

Deal.


Yay!

Can I be me?

And TInk? It would make the love scenes...interesting. :D

Sure. Why not? We can buy out Broadway!

lol, if every NSer donated $1k or more...

And, Neo K, if this ever actually becomes real, I AM a singer...lol. So I guess I've an ensured role. ;)

Maybe more of a Nutcracker-esque kind of schpeal when it comes to the Trolls. Rat King and his ratty minions, y'know? There'd be a large Troll, the one whom Kat has the ultimate face-down with, and then have all the other known trolls as numbered minions. Perhaps even they could have words like "1337", "h4x0r", and "ph34r teh fl4m3r" on them.

And they would all sing in chatspeak!Should we name a real troll or invent one?

lol, if every NSer donated $1k or more...

And, Neo K, if this ever actually becomes real, I AM a singer...lol. So I guess I've an ensured role. ;)

Hah?!? Me, with $1000? Aye, right!

If this does happen, I have a grade 3 in Drama (that's a C for you non-Scots).

And how good an actor do you need to be to do musicals.

How about an even bigger plot trist. The hax0r hacked into the NationStates files and brought back Commando[2] so he could use him to raise his troll army?
lol nice idea :p

lol, if every NSer donated $1k or more...

And, Neo K, if this ever actually becomes real, I AM a singer...lol. So I guess I've an ensured role. ;)
It's a deal.


The Noble Men, you may be TInk and yourself, but you have to make that dress work. :p

Should we name a real troll or invent one?
...Czardas, with the abundant supply of them we've had, I think it'd be fine if we used 'em. Why waste effort on thinking up a name?

Another minor plot twist could have the hero(ine) momentarily blinded by an illegal link to albinoblacksheep.

How about an even bigger plot trist. The hax0r hacked into the NationStates files and brought back Commando[2] so he could use him to raise his troll army?



Gruenburg, of course you may write songs.I like the mod one better, mods actually have power. It can be a mod who we practically never hear from, one of the ones that don't do much on the forums or on the game. There are a couple (Menelmacar, Unfree People, GMC...).

And can I play myself so I'll rule all of you? :D

...Czardas, with the abundant supply of them we've had, I think it'd be fine if we used 'em. Why waste effort on thinking up a name?
Effort? Pffft

Should we name a real troll or invent one?

Real troll? All trolls are fake. How can we invent that which does not exist?

It's a deal.


The Noble Men, you may be TInk and yourself, but you have to make that dress work. :p
well since i'm not allowed to play myself can i be Myrth?

That brings a good point up: is anyone taking this seriously?
no but i'm liking the ideas :P
if anyone's really good at flash this could be a possibility...

i would offer my services in this field but a) i'm not very good at flash, and b) i lost the fucking CD with flash on :headbang:

I like the mod one better, mods actually have power. It can be a mod who we practically never hear from, one of the ones that don't do much on the forums or on the game. There are a couple (Menelmacar, Unfree People, GMC...).

And can I play myself so I'll rule all of you? :D
Hmm, how about Menelmacar.

well since i'm not allowed to play myself can i be Myrth?
Yay! Myrth is a girl once more

I like the mod one better, mods actually have power. It can be a mod who we practically never hear from, one of the ones that don't do much on the forums or on the game. There are a couple (Menelmacar, Unfree People, GMC...).

And can I play myself so I'll rule all of you? :D

No, you've been neatly usurped by me. As was Colodia. Yeah, I'm that good (evil). And yes, LP, effort. Now, go find a better tutu, damn it!

Should we name a real troll or invent one?

Well, I don't know of any known trolls major enough. So maybe just still with King Troll? Or the Troll King? It leaves its mark and makes the character a bit larger than life. All the better if we're gonna knock him down later.

...Czardas, with the abundant supply of them we've had, I think it'd be fine if we used 'em. Why waste effort on thinking up a name?It could be a sinister plot started by an alliance of Commando revived, Jesussaves, MKULTRA, ES, and a couple others (see this page (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Hall_of_Ex-Nations) for a list).

well since i'm not allowed to play myself can i be Myrth?
shotgun all romance scenes with Myrth! :D

Well, I don't know of any known trolls major enough. So maybe just still with King Troll? Or the Troll King? It leaves its mark and makes the character a bit larger than life. All the better if we're gonna knock him down later.

Check out NSWiki for a loooooooooooong list of trolls/flamers.

well since i'm not allowed to play myself can i be Myrth?
You'll be dressed all in black and you'll have to make your voice sound as loud as God itself!

Hmm, I don't have flash..damn, this could be a kickass flash.

Effort? Pffft

Exactly. How hard is it to insult someone's sexuality using every key on the keyboard withut letters?

You'll be dressed all in black and you'll have to make your voice sound as loud as God itself!

Hmm, I don't have flash..damn, this could be a kickass flash.
oh good, black is slimming, and i can do loud! but it'll probably be quite high-pitched...........

It could be a sinister plot started by an alliance of Commando revived, Jesussaves, MKULTRA, ES, and a couple others (see this page (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Hall_of_Ex-Nations) for a list).
My name's in there, heh.

Damnit PM. I thought you were a pacifist :mad:

I must go finish an essay.
Lord-General Drache and The Noble Men, you two are incharge until I return.

well since i'm not allowed to play myself can i be Myrth?

Actually, you can be you. We don't want this turning into a fucking panto, now do we?

Besides, no-one should be Myrth. He should be mentioned, but never seen.

Hmm, how about Menelmacar.OK....or even a well-known one, if s/he consents.

Or how 'bout Rep. That way we won't even need the hax0r. :D

I must go finish an essay.
Lord-General Drache and The Noble Men, you two are incharge until I return.

Yay! Alright minions, this is what's gonna happen:

Hugs for all!

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

And why was I given joint-command of this ship?

Besides, no-one should be Myrth. He should be mentioned, but never seen.That's a good idea.

I'll play myself, I suppose, unless someone wants me to do stagecrew. My part will probably consist of me wanting to be the peacekeeper between fellow NSers, not wanting any dissention among the ranks whilst the h4xs and trolls run their rampage over the boards. Granted, it'll probably be a much smaller role than most others, but any part to help is worth it, right?

Yay! Alright minions, this is what's gonna happen:

Hugs for all!

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

And why was I given joint-command of this ship?
Excuse me..... Mind if I hijack

*boards*

*makes everyone walk the plank*

*wins*

And why was I given joint-command of this ship?Because the other poster is a good deal more sensible and has actually posted more than 5 non-spam posts? (Just kidding here....)

That's a good idea.

Ta.

It should be like in Cats: you never really see McCavity, although he's mentioned and feared, except from a two-minute fight in the dark (except from flashing lghtning). Although Myrth should be less evil.

And alright, we'll have him in spandex.

Because the other poster is a good deal more sensible and has actually posted more than 5 non-spam posts? (Just kidding here....)
Hey I won!

Excuse me..... Mind if I hijack

*boards*

*makes everyone walk the plank*

*wins*

Mutiny! *spouts water as he bobs in the waves...*

You'll pay for this, LP! You'll pay with your very life! Or... just enough for dry-cleaning. Whichever.

Mutiny! *spouts water as he bobs in the waves...*

You'll pay for this, LP! You'll pay with your very life! Or... just enough for dry-cleaning. Whichever.
*throws nickles at Romanore*

:p

Excuse me..... Mind if I hijack

*boards*

*makes everyone walk the plank*

*wins*

Ah, but you see, I used one of my evil powers to curve the wood of the board, thus taking me back to safety. Walk the plank I did, take a long swim to my death, never. So, I'm still in charge. But I guess The Noble Men's dead.

Actually, you can be you. We don't want this turning into a fucking panto, now do we?

Besides, no-one should be Myrth. He should be mentioned, but never seen.

Well, there is/was a picture of his hand somewhere, as well as a blurryish picture of his backside off in the distance.

And PM, find that flash CD!

Excuse me..... Mind if I hijack

*boards*

*makes everyone walk the plank*

*wins*
:(

:(
Wet T-shirt contest!

:D

And PM, find that flash CD!
but i'm no good at flash (will be going on animation courses soon though :D)


but anyway, a chineese takeaway awaits! cya all laters :fluffle:

Ah, but you see, I used one of my evil powers to curve the wood of the board, thus taking me back to safety. Walk the plank I did, take a long swim to my death, never. So, I'm still in charge. But I guess The Noble Men's dead.

Hey, who said I died?

Hey, who said I died?
Not me, but you are losing the wet t-shirt competition

*holds up a 3*

Not me, but you are losing the wet t-shirt competition

*holds up a 3*

Hey, I am quite proud of my lack of breasts.

We should also incorporate the fact that everyone (ahem, myself included) has a 98% stat in their signature. There could be a song where people come on stage and claim not to have done increasingly ridiculous things.

indeed - his leutenants. should this arch-Troll be anyone in particular or would it be best to leave their identity shrouded in shadow (literally - i'm thinking darkened lighting, black clothes and a mask, here...) until the end? but who could it be??
How about Alansysism? He had to be one of the most irritating trolls we ever had. He's certainly the worst one that I've ever seen in all of my incarnations.

We should also incorporate the fact that everyone (ahem, myself included) has a 98% stat in their signature. There could be a song where people come on stage and claim not to have done increasingly ridiculous things.

Nah, It'd get boring.

And of course accompanied by sinister background music, creeping strings probably.

I think Commando2 and his reincarnations would be good as a comic villain, as he wasn't really bad enough to be an uberbaddy (we have to include the famous 'I would never hit my wife, unless she aborted my baby or something').

And there would have to be a song about the abortion debate, ending in a Day In The Life-esque crashing piano chord of frustration.

Nah, It'd get boring.

Fair enough.

We should also incorporate the fact that everyone (ahem, myself included) has a 98% stat in their signature. There could be a song where people come on stage and claim not to have done increasingly ridiculous things.'<Euro> "I have not invaded Chechnya"'? ;)

And of course accompanied by sinister background music, creeping strings probably.

I think Commando2 and his reincarnations would be good as a comic villain, as he wasn't really bad enough to be an uberbaddy (we have to include the famous 'I would never hit my wife, unless she aborted my baby or something').

And there would have to be a song about the abortion debate, ending in a Day In The Life-esque crashing piano chord of frustration.Yeah...debates in which everyone talks at once and then turns into an Asterix & Obelix-style free-for-all at the end before a Mod (silhouette, with cape and shining sword in hand) enters to break up the party. ;)

Hey, I am quite proud of my lack of breasts.Me too.

We need a scene where Potaria is running in slo-mo down the corridor.

Me too.
You're proud that The Noble Men has no breasts? :confused:

We need a scene where Potaria is running in slo-mo down the corridor.
And Lunatic Goofballs fired the poopcannon at him

'<Euro> "I have not invaded Chechnya"'? ;)
"In Soviet Russia, Chechnya invades you!"

ooh! there could be a scene taking place in the middle of the night with a circle of people in the cult of tink preforming a ritual to gain her spamming powers! wow, i've been playing too much lusternia lately...

What about stages? Where would all this take place? Obvious haunts would be whatever incarnation of the Paradise Club, The Mod Cave...anywhere else? The Lair of the Trolls, I suppose.

What about stages? Where would all this take place? Obvious haunts would be whatever incarnation of the Paradise Club, The Mod Cave...anywhere else? The Lair of the Trolls, I suppose.
And on a pirate ship....of course

What about stages? Where would all this take place? Obvious haunts would be whatever incarnation of the Paradise Club, The Mod Cave...anywhere else? The Lair of the Trolls, I suppose.

Yes.

And on a pirate ship....of course

Of course.

We could go Voldermort on the mod, no one dares mention his name but everyone knows who it is.

Another addition should be a song about "bump".

We could go Voldermort on the mod, no one dares mention his name but everyone knows who it is.

Except the audience. Besides, who would be such a Mod?

Another addition should be a song about "bump".

(Oh dear God I'm taking this too seriously.)

Perhaps rather than a whole song, just a recurring motif that crops up at various points.

Except the audience. Besides, who would be such a Mod?
We could make Myrth the ex-Mod out for revenge.

He could kidnap Euroslavia and hold him hostage until his powers are restored.

Except the audience. Besides, who would be such a Mod?

myrth, the omnipresent.

(Oh dear God I'm taking this too seriously.)

Perhaps rather than a whole song, just a recurring motif that crops up at various points.

Yes you are. And it could work.

We could make Myrth the ex-Mod out for revenge.

Against whom? Or is it, against who?

hmm, and how do we deal with people dying and coming back, like drunk commies and kersokovia?
and will there be something with jesussaves? like drunk commies dressing up in a wierd costume and talking in a really odd accent... and wearing a blue mustache!

He could kidnap Euroslavia and hold him hostage until his powers are restored.

Even though he gave them up in the first place???

hmm, and how do we deal with people dying and coming back, like drunk commies and kersokovia?
and will there be something with jesussaves? like drunk commies dressing up in a wierd costume and talking in a really odd accent... and wearing a blue mustache!
Jeussaves comes back, except this time he is under HIS own control. *cue creepy music*
I am not quite sure what you mean by deal with people dying and coming back, could you clarify that?
The Noble Men, well against everyone. He could be the mod that6 gave the hacker access to the files originally in return for revenge.

I know he gave them up voluntarily. But we shouldn't let little details like history, evidence or facts get in the way of a killer story.

I also think that Colodia should be in it, we need more sarcasm.
Colodia, Czardas, and Lunatic Goofballs could be the ones who make the situtation less tense.

Absolutely - they can lighten the mood just when the audience, rocked by the debauchery of the evil hackers, fear the sun will ne'er again shine...

Absolutely - they can lighten the mood just when the audience, rocked by the debauchery of the evil hackers, fear the sun will ne'er again shine...
If I ever find flash or something, this will definately be made.
What is the basic story line now that we have incorporated all of the suggestions?

Jeussaves comes back, except this time he is under HIS own control. *cue creepy music*
I am not quite sure what you mean by deal with people dying and coming back, could you clarify that?
The Noble Men, well against everyone. He could be the mod that6 gave the hacker access to the files originally in return for revenge.
i ment like when the mods kill a character, but they come back. like how you used to be kervoskia(sorry for mispelling your name) but now you're new keroskia.

The Noble Men, well against everyone. He could be the mod that6 gave the hacker access to the files originally in return for revenge.
I guess he could, but wouldn't it be better if Myrth was the person who finally saved the day? Myrth shouldn't lose.

Bloddy hell, this musical is turning into Final Fantasy VII!

We had the suggestion of the big troll that controls the little trolls, we've got a nice little bit about the N00bs (The cheif n00b named Sephiroth. Hmm...), we have people with split personalities, now all we need is a big stream of sentient goo.

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If I ever find flash or something, this will definately be made.
What is the basic story line now that we have incorporated all of the suggestions?

Well, I quite like the idea of a brave core of NSers battling off the evil hackers, etc. Quite who the hero is, etc., I'm not so sure.

Also, yes, if Myrth is vengeful, then by the end he should come back to the light, and enter dramatically just in time to save the day.

Bloddy hell, this musical is turning into Final Fantasy VII!

We had the suggestion of the big troll that controls the little trolls, we've got a nice little bit about the N00bs (The cheif n00b named Sephiroth. Hmm...), we have people with split personalities, now all we need is a big stream of sentient goo.
[/rant]

Sentient goo's taken care of. It's called Acigoo. Search the roleplaying forums about it, or ask some old RPers.

Sentient goo's taken care of. It's called Acigoo. Search the roleplaying forums about it, or ask some old RPers.

:headbang:. Nurgh.

First off, what in the name of spoons is Acigoo?

Second off, should I be Cloud or Cid?

:headbang:. Nurgh.

First off, what in the name of spoons is Acigoo?

Second off, should I be Cloud or Cid?

None. You're a chocobo.

http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Acigoo Its use is banned by international agreement and wars have been had on people who were suspected of selling it or planning on using it.

/threadjack.

Ooh, how about this for the ending: they discover an easter egg issue that finally allows them to rid NS of the hackers. But for how long...

(Seriously, for my own good, kill me with a shovel. Quickly.)

None. You're a chocobo.

http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Acigoo Its use is banned by international agreement and wars have been had on people who were suspected of selling it or planning on using it.

/threadjack.

Wark?

Acigoo does not sound like a NS Lifestream; it's more comparable to Jenova. Still FF7 though. Argh.

Ooh, how about this for the ending: they discover an easter egg issue that finally allows them to rid NS of the hackers. But for how long...

(Seriously, for my own good, kill me with a shovel. Quickly.)


I would, but I am not in possesion of shovel nor your location. Sorry.

i ment like when the mods kill a character, but they come back. like how you used to be kervoskia(sorry for mispelling your name) but now you're new keroskia.
Zombies I suppose?

Here is a new modified plot:

Commando[2] hacks into his old account and that of the moderators. Potaria then tires to stop him and the troll army. He does, the end.

Zombies I suppose?

Here is a new modified plot:

Commando[2] hacks into his old account and that of the moderators. Potaria then tires to stop him and the troll army. He does, the end.

Far too anticlimatic. You'd need a battle between all the moderators, with General choosing sides.

We should also have a bit with Salusa bravely holding fort whilst the other mods flee to safety, only to watch him fall into the abyss of the Spam forum with a cry of "Noooooooooo..." (But he gets reincarnated later in time for hsi new job.)

Far too anticlimatic. You'd need a battle between all the moderators, with General choosing sides.
Okay, there is a battle. One army is led by Fris, the other Melkor. Myrth is caught in between. He chooses Fris's side. They fight dramatically, the good are victorious and the rebel mods are senetnced to a lifetime in the Spam forum.

Far too anticlimatic. You'd need a battle between all the moderators, with General choosing sides.

Not to mention a guy with a big sword and an airship.

Okay, there is a battle. One army is led by Fris, the other Melkor. Myrth is caught in between. He chooses Fris's side. They fight dramatically, the good are victorious and the rebel mods are senetnced to a lifetime in the Spam forum.

No, the evil rebels win, and oppress us socialites, like Animal Farm. :)

No way can Fris lead the good mods (please don't let him see this). I don't really like the idea of 'evil mods' - only fallen ones who are tricked by the dark forces, but ultimately see the light and return to have cake in the mod cave.

Hmm...gotta go for now. Bye.

No way can Fris lead the good mods (please don't let him see this). I don't really like the idea of 'evil mods' - only fallen ones who are tricked by the dark forces, but ultimately see the light and return to have cake in the mod cave.
Then how about Cogitation leads the non-fallen mods?

We could be oppressed either way, Gambloshia.

*catching up on thread*



Perhaps rather than a whole song, just a recurring motif that crops up at various points.
a good idea! i like it... very fitting :P


We could go Voldermort on the mod, no one dares mention his name but everyone knows who it is.
how about we do that for Max?



oh and i'd love to see Kanabia taking over a song for a bit and singing briefly about invading Poland... :D



also, some class or smartness could be injected throught the wize words of The Cat Tribe and Alien Born (and probably others i'm too young to know)


No way can Fris lead the good mods (please don't let him see this). I don't really like the idea of 'evil mods' - only fallen ones who are tricked by the dark forces, but ultimately see the light and return to have cake in the mod cave.
the bad mods could be hacked mods, with Commando2 being the evil puppeteer.
can then have a good-side plot involving having to rescue the real mods from their imprisonment in the spam forum or something :P

Ooh, yes, I like Cog as leader of the good mods. Wow, I can see it all now: he can be the dramatic hero, with a tear-jerking ballad, "Think About It For A Moment", a desperate plea for sanity in the midst of the mayhem. Excellent! Now let's all go take speed and put on make-up.

Then how about Cogitation leads the non-fallen mods?

We could be oppressed either way, Gambloshia.

W00t. And at the end there could be a major cliffhanger for the big-budget sequel: NationStates 2: We've Got Pie :D

the bad mods could be hacked mods, with Commando2 being the evil puppeteer.
can then have a good-side plot involving having to rescue the real mods from their imprisonment in the spam forum or something :P

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Except I don't think Commando2 has the brains: he should be a comic sidekick to the main troll villain.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Except I don't think Commando2 has the brains: he should be a comic sidekick to the main troll villain.
Like I said before, I nominate Alansysism. He's smart enough, although he had a complete lack of common sense. Or maybe Johnny Wadd.

Well, I'm too new to judge that - I don't remember them. But if you think he'd make a good choice, then let's run with it.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Except I don't think Commando2 has the brains: he should be a comic sidekick to the main troll villain.
hmm which is where the fallen m0d idea comes in strong... however keeping their identity secret to the audience would be a really good idea here!

now, who could the fallen mod be? suppose it could be myrth - he quit for a reason: to turn NS against each other mwuahahahaha!
hmm maybe not :p

hmm which is where the fallen m0d idea comes in strong... however keeping their identity secret to the audience would be a really good idea here!

now, who could the fallen mod be? suppose it could be myrth - he quit for a reason: to turn NS against each other mwuahahahaha!
hmm maybe not :p
I like your idea, you're hired!

(Whatever happened to Peechland?)

I don't know if this has been brought up before, but who will be in this play?

OR we can make a movie starring Steve Martin. I'd pay to watch that.

I like your idea, you're hired!
w00t! whats the pay? ;)

(Whatever happened to Peechland?)
got killed by the hax0rz, along with Oksana, of course


actually she's moving house and things i believe. she still pops in every now and then :)

So far, people have mostly been claiming their own parts.

So far, people have mostly been claiming their own parts.

I don't think I'm important enough to get a part, except as an extra. Damn. :(

So far, people have mostly been claiming their own parts.
speaking of which, i'm playing me.
sorry to disappoint all my adoring fans :P *deluded giggle*



damnit i really wish i could find Flash and was good - i would so take this on as a long-term project!

speaking of which, i'm playing me.
sorry to disappoint all my adoring fans :P *deluded giggle*



damnit i really wish i could find Flash and was good - i would so take this on as a long-term project!

Hey, I've made a flash before! Found here. (http://www.freewebs.com/hipsterdoofus/flash.htm)

Does anyone know of any good Flashers who could help?

The Trolling Rhapsody, as parodied under Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen:

I see a little troll, poorly thought up usernames
Watch it angst, watch it flame under little scrutiny-
Firefights and lightning-very very frightening me-
Admins, (oh Admins)
Admins, (please Admins)
Admins let him go-magnifico!-
<Troll>But I'm just a lonely geek and nobody loves me-
<NSPlayers>He's just a lonely geek mindlessly watching T.V.
Spare us our lives from this monstrosity-
<NSers>Easy come easy go-, <Troll>Will you let me troll?
<Admins>By Barry! No! We will not let you troll! <NSers>Don't let him troll!
<Admins>By Barry! We will not let you troll! <NSers>Don't let him troll!
<Admins>By Barry! We will not let you troll! <Troll>Let me troll!
<Admins>Will not let you troll- <Troll>Let me troll!
Will not let you troll - Let me troll!
<Admins and NSers>No, no, no, no, no, no, no-
<Troll>1337 and h4x0rs, 1337 and h4x0rs, 1337 and h4x0rs, let me troll!-
*gasp!*Katganistan has a forumban set aside for me, for me, for meeeeee!

==Kat steps forward to confront the troll==

<Kat>So you think you can flame me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can troll me and leave me to cry-
Oh baby-can’t do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

==Troll begins to disappate as the forumban is set in...==

<Troll>Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters to me,

Any way the flaming blows....


it's not finished yet cause my arm is starting to hurt so i'll finish it later

http://artpad.art.com/?ikxdestpm90

EDIT: play it on fast

Oh, that's good! Can we add suggestions for the first verses?

Does anyone know of any good Flashers who could help?

Meanie. ;)

Oh, sorry. All I saw was the lightsaber battle. I was just advertising in general: not mocking your skills at all. Sorry.

Oh, sorry. All I saw was the lightsaber battle. I was just advertising in general: not mocking your skills at all. Sorry.

I was joking, I know I suck ass, that's why I do it.

it's not finished yet cause my arm is starting to hurt so i'll finish it later

http://artpad.art.com/?ikxdestpm90

EDIT: play it on fast
lol sweet :D

Who will play [violet]?

Add Snubis to my list of 'stuff that happened before 90% of people on this thread started on NS' at post 40somthing. He's probably the best troll we've had (as in he pulled off around 6000 posts of winding people up without anyone being the wiser. He turned up one day, said he was an internet troll and left)

we gotta have at least a mention of TIN leaving... he was in the 10,000 post club and all


anyways, beddy-byes time. laters y'all (still thinking this is a brilliant & funny idea :D)

Who will play [violet]?

Max, of course. Just for the conspiracy theorists.

Max, of course. Just for the conspiracy theorists.
Max will be played by Steve Buscemi.

Who said anything about pay, haaha?

BUMP

how about we do that for Max?

no, they could call him [violet]! heheh.

what's the script so far?

no, they could call him [violet]! heheh.

what's the script so far?
Script? :confused:

Ok, I had a new idea for the ending: in the final battle, various people's skills can come to the fore: Rejistania can have a huge mass of defenders to block out the trolls, Euro can trap the trolls in a huge mass of stickies, and the pro-choicers, once told the trolls have little or no brain activity, can go abort them.

Ooh! I want a part that isn't very important. One just slightly better than an extra. As myself.

Ooh! I want a part that isn't very important. One just slightly better than an extra. As myself.
You're in.

Haha, this thread is quite hilarious.


Sdaeriji would definately have to be in the musical, decked out in full Red Sox gear :).

Will this be anything like Spamalot?
If not im not interested.

of course it will be like Spamalot, we do need an opening song.

I'm disappointed that I havent been included in this musical. All these new nations...*shakes head*

How much more epic a battle could there be than the one of lore between Neutered Sputniks and Beeker?

I'm disappointed that I havent been included in this musical. All these new nations...*shakes head*

How much more epic a battle could there be than the one of lore between Neutered Sputniks and Beeker?

Actually, this gives me a great idea, Neut. We're having you sit around a campfire made up of the burning bodies of trolls and flamers (Beeker, too, of course), and regaling us with a musical story or two (or a dozen) of your valiant fights against them.

Actually, this gives me a great idea, Neut. We're having you sit around a campfire made up of the burning bodies of trolls and flamers (Beeker, too, of course), and regaling us with a musical story or two (or a dozen) of your valiant fights against them.
This is has to be under four hours long mind you.

Who would be in it, key players. My list as follows:
Myrth
Frisbeetaria
Cogitation
Eutrusca
Czardas
Lunatic Goofballs
Neo Rogolia
Melkor
Acthung 45
Ashmoria
Spike Lee with a cameo
I need more...
Michael Jackson spammer guy would have to be in there, as well as MKULTRA/TRA. Letila too, for a little socialist action.

This is has to be under four hours long mind you.

lol, I think it's still managable. A LOT happens in four hours.

lol, I think it's still managable. A LOT happens in four hours.
Can Neutered Sputniks sing and dance?

Can Neutered Sputniks sing and dance?

He will...Oh, he will. *nods, and pets a deadly creature* We shall place him in dance classes, and voice lessons, if he cannot. And if he refuses...well..I'm sure he can be convinced. We shall consult Lunatic Goofballs if he refuses. *nods*