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I was trying to find a decent picture of some positions on the net that I could link to but they've so far eluded me. Really though, go pick a good book on it (there are plenty just test read them into the store to find the one that speaks most to you).



http://www.betterlovelife.com/pagesmem/kama_sutra_page_1.asp
;)

One variation you might find interesting is when the woman is on her back and places a pillow or two beneath her hips to raise them, pulling her legs back so that they're close to and parallel to her body. The male stands with legs wide apart and planted on either side of the woman's waist, then lowers himself to penetrate her from almost directly above. This position allows for maximum penetration as well as offering the female a highly stimulating view of herself being penetrated.The variations come naturally to me. The one above is a personal fovourite....
mmmmmmm
I highly recommend it.

http://www.betterlovelife.com/pagesmem/kama_sutra_page_1.asp
;)yay!
Thank you for the resource. This is awsome.

The variations come naturally to me. The one above is a personal fovourite....
mmmmmmm
I highly recommend it.
It's my personal favorite too. It virtually guarantees an explosion, particularly when the female has multiples. :D

2 things:

1) My sex is only like 30 minutes, we can fool around and make it longer but you know, it gets kinda slow and if I fool round TOO much it hurts cuz its like pulsating for all that time. How can i make sex last longer WITH actual sex...or is it more like practice makes perfect, sry for bein graphic if that offends.

2) It seems like im one of only 3 guys here...

2 things:

1) My sex is only like 30 minutes, we can fool around and make it longer but you know, it gets kinda slow and if I fool round TOO much it hurts cuz its like pulsating for all that time. How can i make sex last longer WITH actual sex...or is it more like practice makes perfect, sry for bein graphic if that offends.

2) It seems like im one of only 3 guys here...
Yeah. Only us studs are left with all these wimmin! Tsk! :D

You don't say how old you are or whether you've been circumsized or not, both of which can have an impact on what you're talking about.

This sounds like an off-topic question, but it's highly relevant ... can you stop your urine stream when you want to? That requires the same muscle used to hold back your semen. Practice cutting off your urine flow whenever you have to urinate and eventually that muscle will become strong enough to stop you from ejaculating before you want to.

One word of warning about this: when you have enough control over your emission to decide when you want it to happen, make sure you periodically allow it to happen relatively quickly. If you don't strike a balance here, you could wind up with the same problem I have had for a number of years ... having to kind of "remind" yourself to have an orgasm! No, I am NOT kidding!

well, im not jewish anymore but I was when I was born so I was circumsized, and I can stop the flow though I havent exactly been drilling myself, lol. Yea, my friend has the same problem, but not for such a proud reason as you, lol, sad thing it is...anyway, yea im 19 if...that...affects it at all, though i doubt it would, i should suspect being 94 would though. Bloody shame its just you and me...with all these women...all to ourselves...

Alright-its Monday morning and time to get your "F" on again....

Alright-its Monday morning and time to get your "F" on again....I dunno... I have a headache ( :p )

Yeah. Only us studs are left with all these wimmin! Tsk! :D

You don't say how old you are or whether you've been circumsized or not, both of which can have an impact on what you're talking about.

This sounds like an off-topic question, but it's highly relevant ... can you stop your urine stream when you want to? That requires the same muscle used to hold back your semen. Practice cutting off your urine flow whenever you have to urinate and eventually that muscle will become strong enough to stop you from ejaculating before you want to.

One word of warning about this: when you have enough control over your emission to decide when you want it to happen, make sure you periodically allow it to happen relatively quickly. If you don't strike a balance here, you could wind up with the same problem I have had for a number of years ... having to kind of "remind" yourself to have an orgasm! No, I am NOT kidding!

Definately been there on that one. It sucks cause it really annoys your significant other. I caught a lot of heat for that. Though for some reason it seemed to be my fault in reverse. My conclusion: Anything wrong with sex is the guys fault.

Definately been there on that one. It sucks cause it really annoys your significant other. I caught a lot of heat for that. Though for some reason it seemed to be my fault in reverse. My conclusion: Anything wrong with sex is the guys fault.
But of course! You may be fortunate that your SO limited the blame game to just sex. According to my ex, everything up to and including the National Debt was my fault. Heh!

But of course! You may be fortunate that your SO limited the blame game to just sex. According to my ex, everything up to and including the National Debt was my fault. Heh!What? That was YOU?! :mad: ( :p )

But of course! You may be fortunate that your SO limited the blame game to just sex. According to my ex, everything up to and including the National Debt was my fault. Heh!

Oh but it's not, there's not a 'My fiance is the cause for world hunger' thread.

What? That was YOU?! :mad: ( :p )
Hey, Laerod ...



... bite me! LOL!

Hey, Laerod ...



... bite me! LOL!
Be careful what you wish for...:D
(Is it turtleneck season yet?)

A couple of bites does one good. What's going to work on Monday without having hide something or another. ;)

A couple of bites does one good. What's going to work on Monday without having hide something or another. ;)I love bruises. They make me feel naughty.

I love bruises. They make me feel naughty.You, of all people, don't need bruises to have an excuse for feeling naughty ;)

You, of all people, don't need bruises to have an excuse for feeling naughty ;)Ah, but they are a constant reminder of just how naughty I am, and how much fun I had being naughty when I got the bruises...

Ah, but they are a constant reminder of just how naughty I am, and how much fun I had being naughty when I got the bruises...


you need a bite mark or two...

you need a bite mark or two...Why did that just create the image of a muzzle in my mind? :confused:

you need a bite mark or two...Bites are most definitly my prefered method of being bruised.

Bites are most definitly my prefered method of being bruised.I've never enjoyed biting... must come from having an aggressive little sister. But I like tying girls up. :D

Ah, but they are a constant reminder of just how naughty I am, and how much fun I had being naughty when I got the bruises...
Kinda like "tied up, slathered with olive oil, and beaten with a strap while being forced to perform the most vile and disgusting yet strangely erotic acts." :D

Kinda like "tied up, slathered with olive oil, and beaten with a strap while being forced to perform the most vile and disgusting yet strangely erotic acts." :D :eek: I am revolted (and at the same time, strangely intrigued)
Dirty old man! :D

Why did that just create the image of a muzzle in my mind? :confused:

telepathy... I do have exceptional canines. And my molars each have two serrated cutting edges.

Bites are most definitly my prefered method of being bruised.


really?

how you doin?

:eek: I am revolted (and at the same time, strangely intrigued)
Dirty old man! :D
ROFLMAO! But of course! I use to be a dirty young man, but now that I'm older and more experienced, I've morphed into a dirty old man. :D

Kinda like "tied up, slathered with olive oil, and beaten with a strap

That makes you sound like a steak!!!

ROFLMAO! But of course! I use to be a dirty young man, but now that I'm older and more experienced, I've morphed into a dirty old man. :DI prefer being a clean young man. (Showering with girls is just too much fun :D)

oy, stupid.

Flaming is not allowed on these forums, and certainly shouldn't occur in a thread as good-natured as this one.

just because you havn't heard it before doesnt mean jack.

Considering the number of biology classes I have had, it means that this isn't commonly taught.

Meanwhile, I never said it was untrue. I asked for the biological reasoning given - something you still haven't provided.

if oung girls such as myself start having sex now, it drastically increases the lihlyhood of cervical cancer later in life.

As Oxwana pointed out, having more sex than others may increase your chances of getting HPV, and thus cervical cancer. However, unless you are going to provide evidence other than, "my high school biology teacher told me," you cannot make the statement that sex itself increases that risk.

Meanwhile, the original post said nothing about cervical cancer. I believe it said that having sex early on would make it more difficult to have children.

trust me, my health/sex ed teacher knows her shit, shes been on tv and has had death threats about her talks on condom use and everything.

Having death threats made against you does not make you right.

I ask again, what is the biological reasoning given for the claims you are making? Where is the evidence?

That makes you sound like a steak!!!


Yeah, a rare, pink, juicy flank steak....*lick*

I guess NSers couldn't resist...but I'm glad it's taken this long to start a debate about something :fluffle:

I guess NSers couldn't resist...but I'm glad it's taken this long to start a debate about something :fluffle:


you knew it had to happen. we have some really adversarial humps floating around.

I too, am extremely flexible, so I'm thinking that maybe I should invest in a copy of this famed book. Trying them all out would be fun. Fun indeed.

Well, maybe not all of them. I remember a position listed in the Kama Sutra that even the commentator who had studied the culture said must've been a joke. It basically involves such a delicate balance that very few people could manage it - and the woman falling over could cause some pretty bad injuries to the penis.

Yeah, a rare, pink, juicy flank steak....*lick*

meep!

Flaming is not allowed on these forums, and certainly shouldn't occur in a thread as good-natured as this one.*no comment* :D

Mmmm. . . steak.

Mmmm. . . steak.I like my stake bloody, but what has that got to do with sex? :confused:

I like my stake bloody, but what has that got to do with sex? :confused:

Raw, pink meat.

Incidentally, I had possibly the best sex of my entire life last week :)

Incidentally, I had possibly the best sex of my entire life last week :)Details please...

Details please...

I don't do details, sweetie. You'll have to be content with knowing it was nearly a week ago & I'm still smiling ;)

I don't do details, sweetie. You'll have to be content with knowing it was nearly a week ago & I'm still smiling ;)But that would only do me good if I was the reason you were smiling. Since that's not the case...:(

That makes you sound like a steak!!!
Hmmm. Dare I say "YUM?" :D

I prefer being a clean young man. (Showering with girls is just too much fun :D)
LOL! Well, I've been known to shower with one or two, now and then. But it still doesn't change perceptions, now does it? :D

Yeah, a rare, pink, juicy flank steak....*lick*
ROFLMFAO!!!!! Exactly! A man after my own heart! :D

I don't do details, sweetie. You'll have to be content with knowing it was nearly a week ago & I'm still smiling ;)
I intend to make 100% sure that a certain someone I intend to meet near the end of this month has much the same experience! :D

I intend to make 100% sure that a certain someone I intend to meet near the end of this month has much the same experience! :DWhy would you want someone to be content about Ikitiok still smiling? :confused:

I don't do details, sweetie. You'll have to be content with knowing it was nearly a week ago & I'm still smiling ;)
Hearty, sweaty congratulations!

Why would you want someone to be content about Ikitiok still smiling? :confused:
Ha. Ha. Ha. You're a veritable laugh riot, you are. Ho, ho. Ha, ha. It is to laugh. Verily my body is wracked with hysterical laughter. :rolleyes:

Ha. Ha. Ha. You're a veritable laugh riot, you are. Ho, ho. Ha, ha. It is to laugh. Verily my body is wracked with hysterical laughter. :rolleyes:I hate it how you can never tell whether people are being sarcastic or not when all you have is written stuff. Sorry if I'm not funny. I'm very hungry at the moment...

Which I will use to get this thread back on track. What are your experiences with food and sex? My only one has been with whipped cream, and it wasn't particularly good whipped cream so we just did things normally.

I hate it how you can never tell whether people are being sarcastic or not when all you have is written stuff. Sorry if I'm not funny. I'm very hungry at the moment...

Which I will use to get this thread back on track. What are your experiences with food and sex? My only one has been with whipped cream, and it wasn't particularly good whipped cream so we just did things normally.
Berries. Great fun.

ROFLMFAO!!!!! Exactly! A man after my own heart! :D


I've eaten hearts too...

Incidentally, I had possibly the best sex of my entire life last week :)


This is something I love to hear.

Are you my wife, IRL? We had a party at a friend's house Saturday night-just adults for a change. When I emerged from the pool with some of the other guys to eat, my wife was discussing our love life the other ladies were hanging on her every word.

my first time (to post)...

be gentle

Food you say?? Hmmm?? *memory bank tickin'*

Chocolate syrup was a mess. She said she loved the stuff, I guess not that much.
Whipped Cream just gets annoying after a couple of bites.
I told her not to use strawberries, it just got me distracted.

My experiences with food have not been too pleasant.

my first time (to post)...

be gentle

we'll show you gentle ;)

we'll show you gentle ;)

well, not too gentle I guess

no pain, no gain

my first time (to post)...

be gentle
We usually start out gentle, then get more and more vigorous and assertive, finally "forcing" you to do the very things you want to do anyway. Make sense? :D

We usually start out gentle, then get more and more vigorous and assertive, finally "forcing" you to do the very things you want to do anyway. Make sense? :D

<--- likes the sound of that!

it's a promise, no doubt?

We usually start out gentle, then get more and more vigorous and assertive, finally "forcing" you to do the very things you want to do anyway. Make sense? :D


Its no fun unless they feel dirty when you're done with them...

<--- likes the sound of that!

it's a promise, no doubt?
But of course. Well, actually, more like a threat! Mwahahaha! :D

Its no fun unless they feel dirty when you're done with them...
I disagree. I'm just happy to leave them totally exhausted. :D

I disagree. I'm just happy to leave them totally exhausted. :D

and babbling incoherently

and babbling incoherently
ROFLMAO! Well, that's kinda like icing on the cake, if you get my drift. :D

ROFLMAO! Well, that's kinda like icing on the cake, if you get my drift. :D


:D yep

Food you say?? Hmmm?? *memory bank tickin'*

Chocolate syrup was a mess. She said she loved the stuff, I guess not that much.
Whipped Cream just gets annoying after a couple of bites.
I told her not to use strawberries, it just got me distracted.

My experiences with food have not been too pleasant.

I was always partial to a little bit of honey on... ah well. Not enough to make a mess, just enough to change flavours ;)

I was always partial to a little bit of honey on... ah well. Not enough to make a mess, just enough to change flavours ;)
ROFL! There's a great story I have about that, but the mods would kick my ass for sure if I told it! LOL!

I was always partial to a little bit of honey on... ah well. Not enough to make a mess, just enough to change flavours ;)


I was going to mention honey earlier, but recall it takes SO much effort-so much hard and long licking to get it all off. It just never seems to end...

really?

how you doin?*coy giggle*
Yes, really. Any bruises will do, but I prefer the small (bite-sized, so to speak), intensly painful variety. These bruises are most easily caused by biting, is all.
I actually enjoy sex way less if I don't end up bruised. I don't bruise easily, so it happens far too often for my taste. The sex is just as fun while I'm having it (provided that my partner is at least trying to bruise me), but I won't experience the prolonged pleasure of being able to feel it days later. I will be in a constant state of arousal for days afterwards if I have some really choice bruises to remind me of how much fun I had. That's why I like bruises on my shoulders, right where my bra-strap rests. Hurts like a bitch. It hurts, and I like it. ;)

I was going to mention honey earlier, but recall it takes SO much effort-so much hard and long licking to get it all off. It just never seems to end...
What was that again about how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Catholic schoolgirl? LOL!

*coy giggle*
Yes, really. Any bruises will do, but I prefer the small (bite-sized, so to speak), intensly painful variety. These bruises are most easily caused by biting, is all.
I actually enjoy sex way less if I don't end up bruised. I don't bruise easily, so it happens far too often for my taste. The sex is just as fun while I'm having it (provided that my partner is at least trying to bruise me), but I won't experience the prolonged pleasure of being able to feel it days later. I will be in a constant state of arousal for days afterwards if I have some really choice bruises to remind me of how much fun I had. That's why I like bruises on my shoulders, right where my bra-strap rests. Hurts like a bitch. It hurts, and I like it. ;)


*shudders, tongue lolling*

And where are you, uh-right now?

What was that again about how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Catholic schoolgirl? LOL!


HA! Thats my WIFE you're talking about!
You are so naughty!! :D

I guess this is the appropriate place to mention this-My son's piano teacher arrived a short while ago. She has the most hugest breasts. And her hair is down to her waist.
(wondering if she plays the, uh...tromBONE too)

What was that again about how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Catholic schoolgirl? LOL!

LOL!

And that brings up another sex question:

What is it with men and the whole Catholic schoolgirl thing? Why is that so appealing?

Well, maybe not all of them. I remember a position listed in the Kama Sutra that even the commentator who had studied the culture said must've been a joke. It basically involves such a delicate balance that very few people could manage it - and the woman falling over could cause some pretty bad injuries to the penis.Thanks for the warning... I have horrible balance, so I can see that happening to me. Ending up in the emergency room would put a damper on my fun, I think. My partner would enjoy it even less, no doubt.

HA! Thats my WIFE you're talking about!
You are so naughty!! :D
LOL! Ah HA! So THAT's how you became a carnivorous licker! LOL!

LOL!

And that brings up another sex question:

What is it with men and the whole Catholic schoolgirl thing? Why is that so appealing?
It has more to do with that illusion of innocence they exude, and the short skirts they wear, etc. :D

I was going to mention honey earlier, but recall it takes SO much effort-so much hard and long licking to get it all off. It just never seems to end...

And I always thought that was just the point ;)

It has more to do with that illusion of innocence they exude, and the short skirts they wear, etc. :D

The key word being illusion ;) ...

And I always thought that was just the point ;)


Yeah...it winds up getting everywhere too, so you just have to lick the girl from head to toe, really thoroughly.

LOL!

And that brings up another sex question:

What is it with men and the whole Catholic schoolgirl thing? Why is that so appealing?

If only they could see some real catholis school girls,not as appealing as you'd think.but i just think that because all the schools in ireland have uniforms so it does nothing for me.it'd be like dressing up as a nurse for your doctor husband

I guess this is the appropriate place to mention this-My son's piano teacher arrived a short while ago. She has the most hugest breasts. And her hair is down to her waist.
(wondering if she plays the, uh...tromBONE too)

I believe photographic evidence is in order, sir.

I hate it how you can never tell whether people are being sarcastic or not when all you have is written stuff. Sorry if I'm not funny. I'm very hungry at the moment...

Which I will use to get this thread back on track. What are your experiences with food and sex? My only one has been with whipped cream, and it wasn't particularly good whipped cream so we just did things normally.I've never understood the food and sex thing. Then again, I've never tried...
What do you all recommend for my first time?

Yeah...it winds up getting everywhere too, so you just have to lick the girl from head to toe, really thoroughly.

*giggle.. Well, actually, I tend to apply that to parts of the male anatomy, myself ;)

And if you're careful and don't use too much of it, you end up licking just the right spots

I've never understood the food and sex thing. Then again, I've never tried...
What do you all recommend for my first time?

Strawberries and cream with champagne are the classic choice, I do believe.

*giggle.. Well, actually, I tend to apply that to parts of the male anatomy, myself ;)

And if you're careful and don't use too much of it, you end up licking just the right spots

I know I have some honey here somewhere...

I believe photographic evidence is in order, sir.


I really would share, but I'm sure she would be aware of my true intentions. And though I have a digital camera, I have no idea how to get the pics in here.

I dont know how my son learns with those monsters rising and falling inches away.

I've never understood the food and sex thing. Then again, I've never tried...
What do you all recommend for my first time?

Me.

I've never understood the food and sex thing. Then again, I've never tried...
What do you all recommend for my first time?
I don't like using food and sex at the same time. It's not only messy, but it distracts from the primary objective. :(

Strawberries and cream with champagne are the classic choice, I do believe.I'm not old enough to buy Champagne, and cream isn't vegan...
Berries it is.

I don't like using food and sex at the same time. It's not only messy, but it distracts from the primary objective. :(


Awww-come on.

Get a bunch of chocolate glazed doughnuts and have her try her luck at the "ring toss".

then make her clean up the mess.

The key word being illusion ;) ...
I've been around for awhile, yes. :D

I'm not old enough to buy Champagne, and cream isn't vegan...
Berries it is.

So...I couldnt interest you in the "yard o' beef"....?

Awww-come on.

Get a bunch of chocolate glazed doughnuts and have her try her luck at the "ring toss".

then make her clean up the mess.
Nope. Tried it several times and just found it distracting. Sorry, but the most I'll do with anything edible is flavored douche powder. LOL! :D

Me.mmmmmm
You have no idea how tempted I am.

So...I couldnt interest you in the "yard o' beef"....?Oh, I eat meat...


I just don't eat dead animals. ;)

mmmmmm
You have no idea how tempted I am.


You are a sultry lass.... Where have you been all day,now that I have to go?

I don't like using food and sex at the same time. It's not only messy, but it distracts from the primary objective. :(I have to agree. I only want to be eating one thing in bed: the man I'm with.


Well, two things: the guy I'm with, and the other guy I'm with.

You are a sultry lass.... Where have you been all day,now that I have to go?Working out, shopping... Thinking about sex, of course.

Working out, shopping... Thinking about sex, of course.

MMmm...lots of moist jumping jacks and squat thrusts...

I'll see you tommorrow. :fluffle:

Be well all.

Nope. Tried it several times and just found it distracting. Sorry, but the most I'll do with anything edible is flavored douche powder. LOL! :DPerhaps the doughnuts you used were of inferiour quality. Go for good Canadian ones next time. Perhaps a Canadian girl, too. ;)
Pammy herself said that we're more creative in bed.

I have to agree. I only want to be eating one thing in bed: the man I'm with.


Well, two things: the guy I'm with, and the other guy I'm with.
LOL! Oooooooo! ( GRIN )

Perhaps the doughnuts you used were of inferiour quality. Go for good Canadian ones next time. Perhaps a Canadian girl, too. ;)
Pammy herself said that we're more creative in bed.
I have to admit that I've grown quite fond of Canadian women over the past few months. Always did like 'em, but now I just adore 'em! :D

But I'll still pass on the donuts, thanks! LOL!

I believe photographic evidence is in order, sir.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I see too?! :cool:

Edit:

Damn! Sorry you couldn't get a pic, maybe next time? It is really is easy to upload and link to a pic. :) Bigguns are fun to look at.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I see too?! :cool:

Edit:

Damn! Sorry you couldn't get a pic, maybe next time? It is really is easy to upload and link to a pic. :) Bigguns are fun to look at.
Damned straight they are! Heh!

What about it, CL? Surely there's some way you can get us a peek at your daughter's music teacher's assets! :D

Strawberries and cream with champagne are the classic choice, I do believe.

Oh I like your style, sweetie ;)

Oh I like your style, sweetie ;)

Thanks babe. Long time, no see, Iki.

I really would share, but I'm sure she would be aware of my true intentions. And though I have a digital camera, I have no idea how to get the pics in here.

I dont know how my son learns with those monsters rising and falling inches away.

If she ever comes with a revealing top, just say you want to get a picture of teacher and student for your son to remember when he's a world-famous pianist. I'm sure me or about half the participants of this thread could help you get the pictures onto NS.

Thanks babe. Long time, no see, Iki.

Likewise. You well?

Likewise. You well?

I am well. Just got home from a long night of work and I immediately jumped on to NS. :D

If she ever comes with a revealing top, just say you want to get a picture of teacher and student for your son to remember when he's a world-famous pianist. I'm sure me or about half the participants of this thread could help you get the pictures onto NS.


It'll be worth a shot.

What was that again about how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Catholic schoolgirl? LOL!

Hmm, If I recall correctly 2. But I think once I was slow so it was 3.

I am well. Just got home from a long night of work and I immediately jumped on to NS. :DNeat. I just got here from therapy! :D

I am well. Just got home from a long night of work and I immediately jumped on to NS. :D
I just got to work and jumped on NS :p

a lull?
No one feels like banging today?

the socialist state of norilsk16 prefers the female to be young, blonde, blue eyes, and above all: pregnant, yes, few things are as pretty in the eyes of the former soviet union

yes well as the old saying (more like my saying but it sounds awkward) goes,

"All pregnant women are beatiful, except those artificial ones, anyone can shove a tube up there, its having someone shove THEIR tube up there that makes you beautiful."

And personally, i think blondes with blue eyes are second to dirty blondes with green eyes, that has nothing to do with me being in that sector, and the list goes on and on with white hair and pink eyes way down there, of course if the rest of the body is fine, lets just say i wont care about the rest of the body.

alrighty, then...

For inspiration, see the Babe Thread. That's all I have to say. That and...I'd gladly join that blonde (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9415909&postcount=1703) in a threeway, and I don't even like blondes!

For inspiration, see the Babe Thread. That's all I have to say. That and...I'd gladly join that blonde (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9415909&postcount=1703) in a threeway, and I don't even like blondes!


Hey Sin- I knew you'd cum.

yes-I had checked those pics out earlier. All I can say is-I'd like to run barefoot through that.

And while on the subject of the babe thread, I was also pleased with the pics of Tink and Oscar's boobs.

what a treat to have them share their loveliness with us.

Hey Sin- I knew you'd cum.

yes-I had checked those pics out earlier. All I can say is-I'd like to run barefoot through that.
And if you read the captions...the guys she's hanging onto throughout the album is her gay friend AND she's openly bi. So, apparently single, and bi...YUM! How much is a flight to NYC?

And while on the subject of the babe thread, I was also pleased with the pics of Tink and Oscar's boobs.

what a treat to have them share their loveliness with us.
They are rather surprisingly endowed. Wowsers. Tink's quite fond of showing them to people, isn't she :p

And if you read the captions...the guys she's hanging onto throughout the album is her gay friend AND she's openly bi. So, apparently single, and bi...YUM! How much is a flight to NYC?

How about that,huh?

I dont know about prices. You could get a deal. It would be worth it,I'm sure.

For me-thats a little over an hour and a half drive.
Gas-about $10.00 ,
Tolls-about $10.00
A bucket and a squeegee to clean up-priceless...

They are rather surprisingly endowed. Wowsers. Tink's quite fond of showing them to people, isn't she :p


I guess so. Its a fine set. I'd show them off too.

They are rather surprisingly endowed. Wowsers. Tink's quite fond of showing them to people, isn't she :p

oh the beloved philosophy of 'if you've got it flaunt it'

cos,in all honesty,it's the ones who have it you really want flaunting it.

And if you read the captions...the guys she's hanging onto throughout the album is her gay friend AND she's openly bi. So, apparently single, and bi...YUM! How much is a flight to NYC?

For you, not sure, but I'm making a trip to NYC later this month and I'd be glad to meet you and her for that threesome.

For you, not sure, but I'm making a trip to NYC later this month and I'd be glad to meet you and her for that threesome.
:D I was hoping she'd import herself and her friends to Canada, actually!

:D I was hoping she'd import herself and her friends to Canada, actually!


such laziness,you cant expect sex to come walking in the door.

now if you'll excuse me i have to deal with the man delivering my male order brides.they always give me such strange looks....

:D I was hoping she'd import herself and her friends to Canada, actually!

Have we been able to establish who the hell she is?

such laziness,you cant expect sex to come walking in the door.

now if you'll excuse me i have to deal with the man delivering my male order brides.they always give me such strange looks....

"male" order? A freudian slip?

Have we been able to establish who the hell she is?
oh please like that really matters ;)

oh please like that really matters ;)

It does if I want to hook up with her. :D

It does if I want to hook up with her. :D
Get in line! LOL! :D

Get in line! LOL! :D
Sorry folks. She seems to be into dark haired women. I'll scoop both of youz for the prize!

Just was browsing online and saw this:
http://usa.lush.com/cgi-bin/lushdb/2132?expand=:upd=y

Being a massage therapist I'm always on the lookout for good products, but this is not one I could use at work!

This is the one I'll be using when AlphaGeek and I get a free night sometime...

Just was browsing online and saw this:
http://usa.lush.com/cgi-bin/lushdb/2132?expand=:upd=y

Being a massage therapist I'm always on the lookout for good products, but this is not one I could use at work!

This is the one I'll be using when AlphaGeek and I get a free night sometime...

This massage bar is not for people who have to wash their hands as soon as they get sticky; it's for people who love a bit of messiness in their lives. The heart shaped, shea and cocoa butter bar is filled with a gooey blend of honey and cocoa powder which melts all over your body. If at this point you are wondering why bother, please ignore this, you'll hate it. If you are thinking, Mmmm, chocolate and honey all over! then this is for you. Don't use it on the best Egyptian cotton sheets without slinging a beach towel or similar over them first. It's good for your skin, it's excellent fun, but by golly it's wickedly sticky.

Hysterical!

Sorry folks. She seems to be into dark haired women. I'll scoop both of youz for the prize!
What??? You're not into sharing? Sheesh! :D

Did somebody mention sharing?

Did somebody mention sharing?mmmmmm
...swinging. Uh, I mean, sharing, of course. Sharing.