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I would suggest a Divine Kiss... very potent.. make mine a triple, please JuNii? i am beginning to think a vacation far from big bugs and ... disagreement migh tbe good...hmmm...
*places Divine Kiss (triple strength) infront of Celeste.*

I would suggest a Divine Kiss... very potent.. make mine a triple, please JuNii?
What's in a Divine Kiss?

Hmmm...how about a martini?
Ooops. sorry, didn't hear you the first time.
*serves a dry martini*
the box... just an art project... something to pass the time.

Ooops. sorry, didn't hear you the first time.
*serves a dry martini*
the box... just and art project... something to pass the time.
That's OK. I probably just mouthed the words and forgot to actually speak...

Art project, eh? Let's have a look then.

*sips gin*

Not bad. Nearly as good as Tink's! You work for her?? I thought she was just the barmaid...

hmmm...
*places Divine Kiss (triple strength) infront of Celeste.*

Thanks Ju
*she take a first big gulp, then turns to the stranger*

@ Saint Omen
I believe your name is Declan? Pleased to meet you. I am Celeste. The Divine Kiss is an improved version of the chocolatini. the special ingredient is a the Chocolate Elixir you add at the end. It comes from my home nation.

Cuneo did once start something called the Paradise Club, he also had one called I think the Sunset Tower Club. Anyhow, he's been gone for a while and apparantly thinks he still owns the forum. If he thinks he was the first person to ever make a club he's got another thing coming though.


OOC: I'm pretty sure Cuneo island is controlled by the same person who used to control Blues Island. BLue was an okay guy, until he started stealing people's cars from the old Volcano club and Rambo and I shot him.
I sense a tiny bit of animosity...

That's OK. I probably just mouthed the words and forgot to actually speak...

Art project, eh? Let's have a look then.

*sips gin*

Not bad. Nearly as good as Tink's! You work for her?? I thought she was just the barmaid...heh... nope Tinks like to meet people so she tackles the bar from time to time. but she hired me and so I'm loyal to her.

Thanks Ju
*she take a first big gulp, then turns to the stranger*

@ Saint Omen
I believe your name is Declan? Pleased to meet you. I am Celeste. The Divine Kiss is an improved version of the chocolatini. the special ingredient is a the Chocolate Elixir you add at the end. It comes from my home nation.
Hmmm? Oh yes...Declan...of course...that's me, alright...

Chocolatini? Chocolate Elixir and gin? Well, if it has gin in it, it can't be all bad...

I sense a tiny bit of animosity...

maybe just a little. Cuneo is a very arrogant and possessive person, and I find that highly annoying.

heh... nope Tinks like to meet people so she tackles the bar from time to time. but she hired me and so I'm loyal to her.
The hothead seems to think otherwise. Meaning, he seems to think he runs the place.

maybe just a little. Cuneo is a very arrogant and possessive person, and I find that highly annoying.
Ha! I haven't even had the pleasure of formally meeting the man and I'm already annoyed with him!

maybe just a little. Cuneo is a very arrogant and possessive person, and I find that highly annoying.

*she sips her drink quietly, turning a bit on her stool, observing the bible salesman and the man she just noticed sitting in the chair*

The hothead seems to think otherwise.no comment.

tho the way tinks spoke about him, sounded like he was a highly reguarded fellow... wonder what happened.

Ha! I haven't even had the pleasure of formally meeting the man and I'm already annoyed with him!

He's just one of those people who doesn't think about how what he's going to say is going to sound to other people. Doesn't care about anyone's feelings but his own.

no comment.

tho the way tinks spoke about him, sounded like he was a highly reguarded fellow... wonder what happened.
Well...

No comment.

well... I gotta go, so enjoy everyone.
*picks up bug parts and leaves*

see ya Ju.

*waves*

He's just one of those people who doesn't think about how what he's going to say is going to sound to other people. Doesn't care about anyone's feelings but his own.
That's a shame. There seems to be an awful lot of that going around these days just about everywhere you look...

well... I gotta go, so enjoy everyone.
*picks up bug parts and leaves*
Good night.

Who's going to tend bar? :(

well... I gotta go, so enjoy everyone.
*picks up bug parts and leaves*

Bye Ju.. Take care.
*she continues to sip*

Good night.

Who's going to tend bar? :(

*she gets up*
I can do it.. i did it before, at the old club.
*she goes behind the bar and starts to get busy*

Good night.

Who's going to tend bar? :(

I can probably do it for a while.

never mind, I'll just sit here

*leans his chair back on two legs*

Splendid!

So, O Bartender Goddess, tell me all about your great Chocolate nation...

@ SAint Omen
I think i am all bragged out for the night... Perhaps we could discuss something else? More pleasant?

My apologies. I didn't mean to bring up any unpleasant subjects.

OOC: okay, no more post editing, we all know generally what happened. I hope. :p

IC:
*flips coin in the air*

*attempts to catch it but drops it*

*coin rolls away underneath some cabinets*

*grins*

now what?

OOC: okay, no more post editing, we all know generally what happened. I hope. :p

IC:
*flips coin in the air*

*attempts to catch it but drops it*

*coin rolls away underneath some cabinets*

*grins*

now what?

*she grins at him*
Well, I was never really good at it...why don't you play barman and i'll socialize with the patrons.. regale them with... erm... stories of... erm.. something..

*coin rolls away underneath some cabinets*

now what?
Couple of crowbars...and a sledge hammer?

I have a good story about "something", but some other time.

Actually, I wasn't aware that bartending inhibited conversation. ;)

so, anyone need refills?

why don't you play barman and i'll socialize with the patrons.
*scans the room for patrons*

Looks like you're stuck with me.

I have a good story about "something", but some other time.

Actually, I wasn't aware that bartending inhibited conversation. ;)

so, anyone need refills?
*she finishes off her drink*
Well, since Ju is the only one who knows the recipe, apart from myself, i guess i'll help myself. anyone want one?

so, anyone need refills?
*the make-shift bartender twists his arm nearly out of it's socket*

Sure thing...thanks.

*pops into existence*
hey everyone
:fluffle: to the ladies, handshakes to the guys

*she finishes off her drink*
Well, since Ju is the only one who knows the recipe, apart from myself, i guess i'll help myself. anyone want one?
Tempting as it may be, I'll stick with gin. Thanks for the offer, though.

*pops into existence*
hey everyone
:fluffle: to the ladies, handshakes to the guys

*she chuckles as she's fluffled*
*she goes back to making her drink, shaking everything in the shaker and pouring in a frosted glass, with 3 drops of Elixir to top it off*

sooo....
what can i help with?
ooc: bored as hell...

*the make-shift bartender twists his arm nearly out of it's socket*

Sure thing...thanks.

erm. . . what's that all about?

erm. . . what's that all about?

*she chuckles at DECLAN*
You really love those martinis... your arm must be made of rubber or something...

erm. . . what's that all about?
Apparently, a poor attempt at a play on the old "twist my arm" cliche...my apologies.

*she chuckles at DECLAN*
You really love those martinis... your arm must be made of rubber or something...
It's not so much the rubber arm as the cast iron stomach...

*wink*

I apologize for my brief stupidity

Meh...'twas nothing. I probably shouldn't attempt humor after this many drinks...

*yawn*
good night...
*falls asleep in booth*

Meh...'twas nothing. I probably shouldn't attempt humor after this many drinks...

I think you're on to something there.

You're pretty funny...for a fill-in bartender...

I try. :)

And with that, I should probably think about heading out. Not much going on here to help my investigation.

*waves*

I guess I'll see you later.

*heads upstairs to go to sleep*

Good night.

*one stop to make then I'm off to bed myself*

*Walks downstairs.*

Good morning to all.

Meg walked in sleepily from Rambo's cabana, she looked tired, she wore baggy hipster jeans and a big fleecy jumper, she sat down and looked outside.

OOC: Cuneo you have a tg

BUMP..... :rolleyes:

Hey Meg.

You shouldn't be sleeping in those cabanas, seriously.

We have apartments above this clubhouse for 50 floors, take one, they're nicer than the cabanas.

'thanks, I was only sleeping there because Rambo took me there' she said, sipping her hot chocolate, blushing slightly at remembering the rampant activites of last night.

'how are you today?' she asked quietly sniffing

*Walks back in.*

Sorry about that, I'm back, hope you're still here. Apparently Rambo hasn't yet discovered the apartments either.

I'm inviting you to take one though. Preferably on the floor below me. I'd say my floor but I own the whole floor. Take the half floor penthouse on the 49th floor.

*comes in*
wow you guys are here early... or is it late?
anyone wants something to eat?

*Makes her grand entrance*

Hello all. :)

Hey Ju, hey Lush.

*Nods to Ju and hugs Lush.*

Well, I haven't eaten breakfast yet, so if you could fix me something that would be great. Oh, and you'll certainly get bonus points if you know how to make frappuccinos.

*Sits in a comfortable chair.*

Lush babe, come sit with me.

*Makes her grand entrance*

Hello all. :)
Good moring Fair Maiden!
*Bows*

*Sits in a chair next to Cuneo (Is that what you're called around here?)*

Good morning :)

Good moring Fair Maiden!
*Bows*

*Giggles*

Well hello, Kind Sir

Good morning Lush. (Cuneo or CI, they call me both. Lately it's been Cuneo.)

*Puts an arm around Lush.*

So, how ya doin?

Hey Ju, hey Lush.

*Nods to Ju and hugs Lush.*

Well, I haven't eaten breakfast yet, so if you could fix me something that would be great. Oh, and you'll certainly get bonus points if you know how to make frappuccinos.

*Sits in a comfortable chair.*

Lush babe, come sit with me.
*enters the kitchen.... after a couple of loud thumps, he comes out with a tray filled with Pancakes, Crepes and Waffles. Various toppings and three large cups of Frappuccinos.*

*Jon woke groggily, still tired despite the amount of hours he'd slept. He hadn't even bothered to shower, and was still full of mud and the like. He muttered to himself as he rolled out of the bed, heading into the shower. After he'd shaved and showered, he emerged almost as he was before. He headed into the main area and nodded to everyone, getting himself a glass of water, downing it, then repeating the process three times*
Morning all....

I'm doing fine, how're you?

*Turns and blinks at JuNii*

Wow...Impressive

Wow Ju, looks good man.

*Looks at Lush and smiles.*

I'm doing wonderfully, wouldn't be quite as well without you though.

*Sips his frappuccino.

*Jon woke groggily, still tired despite the amount of hours he'd slept. He hadn't even bothered to shower, and was still full of mud and the like. He muttered to himself as he rolled out of the bed, heading into the shower. After he'd shaved and showered, he emerged almost as he was before. He headed into the main area and nodded to everyone, getting himself a glass of water, downing it, then repeating the process three times*
Morning all....
Hey jon. Sleep well? Grab something to eat... you're too thin.

Wow Ju, looks good man.

*Looks at Lush and smiles.*

I'm doing wonderfully, wouldn't be quite as well without you though.

*Sips his frappuccino.

*Looks at Cuneo and raises an eyebrow*

Of course you wouldn't.

*Takes a sip of her frappuccino to hide a smile*

Hey jon. Sleep well? Grab something to eat... you're too thin.
Slept fine.
*he headed into the kitchen to get himself something to eat, and soon the smell of scrambled eggs wafted into the air*

*Puts a hand on her leg under the table as he sips his frappuccino.*

What time did you get up?

*Blinks and coughs a little in surprise*

Uhm...Hm...Got up about 9:30. You?

7:30, I was just wondering because...

*pauses for a second.*

It's morning and yet, you look so nice.

*Blushes*

Well thanks, I try...

...And I don't leave the house without make-up on.

7:30, I was just wondering because...

*pauses for a second.*

It's morning and yet, you look so nice.
*The food ready, he got a roll and butter and looked around for a place to sit. Unfortunately the only available area was a space between Cuneo and Lusheria. He sat down in between them and nodded at Lusheria*
Nice to meet you, I'm Jon. Don't believe we've met.

*After breakfast, Ju sweeps up the place and heads down to the beach.*

*wanders downstairs* hello?

*The food ready, he got a roll and butter and looked around for a place to sit. Unfortunately the only available area was a space between Cuneo and Lusheria. He sat down in between them and nodded at Lusheria*
Nice to meet you, I'm Jon. Don't believe we've met.

*Smiles and extends her hand for a handshake*

Hi Jon, you can call me Lush. Nice to meet you too :)

*Smiles and extends her hand for a handshake*

Hi Jon, you can call me Lush. Nice to meet you too :)
*he gave a smile and shook the proferred hand*
So how long have you been around this club?

*Glares at Jon, thinking he must be pretty thin to fit between the two of them , and without a chair.*

Lush, you can certainly come sit in my lap if you want.

*Comes back in with some towels some guests left on the beach.*
*wanders downstairs* hello?
Aloha boss. Sleep well?

Don't believe we've met. Hi, I'm Jon, you must be Hugh Heffner.
*shakes his head at Cuneo's arrogance and turns back to talk to Lusheria*

*Comes back in with some towels some guests left on the beach.*

Aloha boss. Sleep well?
not so bad thanks

*he gave a smile and shook the proferred hand*
So how long have you been around this club?

Well I was around the area a loooong time ago, before the club was known at Paradise Club. Then I took a bit of a break, and just recently decided to come back and see who's around.

How about you? You look like you're pretty comfortable here.

I joined here during the twenty second Paradise Club, have been here pretty consistently since. I've got a brilliant gf, who I wouldn't change for anything in the world, and lots of good friends. Can't complain.

not so bad thanks
Great... want anything for breakfast?
*watches as Cuneo and Sant joust for posistion next to Lusheria* :)

*Glares at Jon, thinking he must be pretty thin to fit between the two of them , and without a chair.*

Lush, you can certainly come sit in my lap if you want.

*Smiles at him*

That's alright, there's plenty of room and plenty of conversation for all of us :)

G'morning Tink :)

*drives up and walks in*
hey all

Actually I'm Cuneo, it's very nice to meet you.

Actually I'm Cuneo, it's very nice to meet you.
Same to you. So you just think you're Hugh Heffner? Interesting.

Great... want anything for breakfast?
*watches as Cuneo and Sant joust for posistion next to Lusheria* :)
no thanks

I joined here during the twenty second Paradise Club, have been here pretty consistently since. I've got a brilliant gf, who I wouldn't change for anything in the world, and lots of good friends. Can't complain.

Oh right! I think when I was here the other night I saw you and your girlfriend together. You two look great together :)

Were you around when Bas was here?

And look, it's Rambo. Hello, Rambo

Oh right! I think when I was here the other night I saw you and your girlfriend together. You two look great together :)
Thanks, we've been together for the duration of about ten clubs or so I guess, maybe more. She came back here when the new clubs started up, I had some stuff to deal with back in the caves first. Thought I'd never make it out at some points, but I did.

Were you around when Bas was here?
Bas? No.... don't think I was, don't remember anyone by the name of Bas.

Bas? No.... don't think I was, don't remember anyone by the name of Bas.

Yeah...he hasn't been on in a long while. I think his nation is deleted now because he hasn't logged into it for a while. But he and I met in another club back in the day, just like you and your girlfriend. We've been together for quite a while now. You never know where these clubs will lead you :)

So um, if you don't mind my asking...how did you get so beat up looking? Seems like you've had some trouble...

I remember Bas, full name was The Basenji.

I feel new around here because everyone from back in my days is gone besides Tink.

I remember Bas, full name was The Basenji.

I feel new around here because everyone from back in my days is gone besides Tink.

Yessir that's him :)

hey lush
say where what is bas up to these days?
you guys are still together right?

OOC: Me and orchid are only a couple IC yes? Want that to be clear :p

IC:
Not trouble as such, but living in a cave for as long as I did will do that to you. Nothing a haircut and some new clothes won't solve I guess.

hey lush
say where what is bas up to these days?
you guys are still together right?

Of course we are! He hasn't used his nation in eons, though, so he's been deleted.

And I think, right now, he's cutting the grass.

Ah, NS romance, fun stuff.

*Sips his frappuccino.

OOC: Me and orchid are only a couple IC yes? Want that to be clear :p

IC:
Not trouble as such, but living in a cave for as long as I did will do that to you. Nothing a haircut and some new clothes won't solve I guess.

OOC: I assumed as much...and that's how Bas and I started too. Now we've been together for almost 2 years. So be careful ;)

IC: You lived in a cave? *Blink blink*

*Mae wanders in looking like she hasn't slept in a while. Blood caked on her fists and boots was a telltale sign that she had been in some type of fight*

Hello all.

*Helps herself to a bottle of rum and sits down at the bar*

So who are you with these days Lush?

OOC: I assumed as much...and that's how Bas and I started too. Now we've been together for almost 2 years. So be careful ;)

IC: You lived in a cave? *Blink blink*
Yes, there were a few of us, whilst the old PC was destroyed we fled to a nearby cave. Now the new club is here, we're back. Most of us.


OOC: I would be very surprised considering the age difference between me and Orchid. :p

*Mae wanders in looking like she hasn't slept in a while. Blood caked on her fists and boots was a telltale sign that she had been in some type of fight*

Hello all.

*Helps herself to a bottle of rum and sits down at the bar*


hey......mae isn't it?
get in a fight with a brick wall?
those things don't budge very easily

So who are you with these days Lush?
Wow, listening to the people you're hitting on is an artform you apparently haven't mastered. She just said she's with Bas.

Dude, John, will you lay off of me.

hey......mae isn't it?
get in a fight with a brick wall?
those things don't budge very easily
There was a wall involved. It fell down.

*wipes her hands clean on a bar rag. The skin on her hands appears undamaged*

*sits at the bar and twiddles her thumbs*

*sits at the bar and twiddles her thumbs*
Hello, Tinks? I'm Mae, the newest miscreant to invade the club.

There was a wall involved. It fell down.

*wipes her hands clean on a bar rag. The skin on her hands appears undamaged*

that sucks man

She just said she's with Bas.

What he said :)

that sucks man

*Points to her breasts* Woman

And no it did not suck.

and Orchid wondered why I didn't want to cut my hair!

Mae!

I remember you, slightly, I'm Cuneo. Nice to meet you.

*Kisses her hand.*

Sorry about the circumstance underwhich we last met, I was like dead drunk.

Mae!

I remember you, slightly, I'm Cuneo. Nice to meet you.

*Kisses her hand.*

Sorry about the circumstance underwhich we last met, I was like dead drunk.

*Removes her hand from his grasp*

Why don't you go take a cold shower?

*Points to her breasts* Woman

And no it did not suck.

'that sucks woman' doesn't really sound right

but if a wall falls on you doesn't it suck?

Cold showers don't do to well for me.

Hello, Tinks? I'm Mae, the newest miscreant to invade the club.
pleased to meet you Mae

'that sucks woman' doesn't really sound right

but if a wall falls on you doesn't it suck?
The wall didn't fall on me. I put someone through it.

pleased to meet you Mae
Likewise.

The wall didn't fall on me. I put someone through it.

oh......cool

Cold showers don't do to well for me.
Getting pawed by little drunks doesn't do well for me.

Getting pawed by little drunks doesn't do well for me.
OOC: Yooooowch! *me giggles* that *had* to hurt.

IC:
*Jon smiled at Lush as he got up*
Well, we'll talk again sometime, very nice to meet you Lush :)
*he headed out towards the beach*

Getting pawed by little drunks doesn't do well for me.

*makes gun noises and a plane gowing down a crashing*

OOC: Yooooowch! *me giggles* that *had* to hurt.

IC:
*Jon smiled at Lush as he got up*
Well, we'll talk again sometime, very nice to meet you Lush :)
*he headed out towards the beach*

*Smiles back*
Nice to meet you too. :)

*gets up and follows Jon out to the beach*

*unaware that Tink is behind him, he takes off his shirt and trousers, leaving him in his boxers, he dives into the cold water. Just before he does so, Tinks could see some long scars down his back*

Jon? what happened to your back?

Jon? what happened to your back?
*Jon spun round guiltily to hide the scar, aware that he'd been caught*
Nothing, I just.... I walked through a forest, a branch caught me and scratched down my back. Its nothing.

*heads to the casino*

*Jon spun round guiltily to hide the scar, aware that he'd been caught*
Nothing, I just.... I walked through a forest, a branch caught me and scratched down my back. Its nothing.
and you really expect me to believe that?

and you really expect me to believe that?
*he seemed to consider it for a moment*
No..... I have to say I didn't.....

*he seemed to consider it for a moment*
No..... I have to say I didn't.....
well when you feel like giving me the time of day instead of ignoring me or fobbing me off with lies you know where i am *heads back to the club*

*Lafier walks stiffly into the club. bandages still showing from under her clothes.*

My goodness. People seem to be getting into many fights lately...

*Climbing onto the bar stool, the small dark elf looks around at who's in the club. she thumps a small wooden mallet onto the bar top.*

hey Lafier

hey lafier
you seem pretty sore today

My goodness. People seem to be getting into many fights lately...
??? me... oh... these are just bug bites... Hi, I'm Lafier (pronounced La Fear)

Lafier']??? me... oh... these are just bug bites... Hi, I'm Lafier (pronounced La Fear)

I'm Lush, nice to meet you :)

And I hope your bug bites heal quickly, then...

hey Lafier
Hello Ms Tinks.

hey lafier
you seem pretty sore today
*shakes her head* not sore... itchy... very itchy...

XElegant_Egotistx']OOC: LAST POST It isn't all about YOU TCG... and according to the rules, you have no goddess powers. This has nothing to do with you. This entire thread does not revolve around you as much as you try to make it.

Yeah... I was napalmed and Orchid was hurt.

YOU WEREN'T THERE. YOU ARE NOT A GODDESS AND ONE DOES NOT LIVE IN YOU. THAT WAS DECIDED EONS AGO. QUIT TRYING TO MAKE EVERY STORYLINE ABOUT YOURSELF.

IF YOU'RE A GODDESS, I'M MEPHISTOPHOLIES WITH UNLIMITED POWER. THIS WAS ALREADY DECIDED UPON. SO, WITH ONE LOOK, YOU'RE DEAD.

GOD, LET SOMEONE ELSE IN ON THE THREAD W/OUT MAKING SURE YOU'RE THE CENTER. THERE'S NOTHING LEFT. THIS IS A DEAL THAT WAS MADE IF YOU PULLED OUT THAT GODDESS SHIT AGAIN. I LOVE TALKING TO ASHES. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A SOUL. NEVER DID ANYWAY, NO LOSS. FEED THE TREES NOW. *LEAVES IN FIRE AND BRIMSTONE LAUGHING LIKE CRAZY BECAUSE I WAS TOLD I COULD DO THIS!!*

And you know who I am.... Ciao plant food.....
OOC: hey there Hype mark 2

You are being paranoid. I thought you said you didn't hold grudges, but it appears you do.

The beetles are connected to magic and some characters are connected to magic. We all know that. Can't a person feel guilty, because people have gotten hurt and it might be his/her fault? Did she feel guilty at all? She hadn't used any magic. Can't she just be worried about people? I would. Come to think of it everyone would.....except maybe our pet troll Tull, but even he gets mushy sometimes.

And did she take the lead? Blaming everything on herself? Making her the centre of attention? No, no and no. You're making something out of nothing.

The charater Celeste hasn't been the Avatar to the Goddess since the start of Paradise Beach Club. To my knowledge she hasn't used powers at all. It seems to me that she can't either. If you are going to bitch about people being Gods, go to Techon.

And Cuneo: This thread is not yours. This club is not yours. The thread doesn't revolve around anyone. Not TCG, not Ju, not you, not Meg, not Tink, not me... (I could go on). Live with it. Oh and you might want to learn about places (you can't be in two at the same time) and the use of OOC and IC

Lafier']Hello Ms Tinks.


*shakes her head* not sore... itchy... very itchy...

ow.....even worse

Lafier']Hello Ms Tinks.


*shakes her head* not sore... itchy... very itchy...
*Returns from the casino*

Hi Lafier. Try some of this.
*Hands her a bottle of calimyn(sp?) lotion*

Sorry about going a little nutty yesterday.

*he came strolling up the rock strewn beach, all dressed in black. he stopped in the hot sunshine and pulled a flask from beneath his vest. he took a long drink and gazed across the calm blue waters. then he turned and stared up at the Paradise Club, wondering if he would ever make any sense out of this...task...he was given*

OOC: hey there Hype mark 2

You are being paranoid. I thought you said you didn't hold grudges, but it appears you do.

The beetles are connected to magic and some characters are connected to magic. We all know that. Can't a person feel guilty, because people have gotten hurt and it might be his/her fault? Did she feel guilty at all? She hadn't used any magic. Can't she just be worried about people? I would. Come to think of it everyone would.....except maybe our pet troll Tull, but even he gets mushy sometimes.

And did she take the lead? Blaming everything on herself? Making her the centre of attention? No, no and no. You're making something out of nothing.

The charater Celeste hasn't been the Avatar to the Goddess since the start of Paradise Beach Club. To my knowledge she hasn't used powers at all. It seems to me that she can't either. If you are going to bitch about people being Gods, go to Techon.

And Cuneo: This thread is not yours. This club is not yours. The thread doesn't revolve around anyone. Not TCG, not Ju, not you, not Meg, not Tink, not me... (I could go on). Live with it. Oh and you might want to learn about places (you can't be in two at the same time) and the use of OOC and IC
ooc: Did I miss something, LP?

OOC (since you can't determine that yourself): It's a forum you idiot. I can be in two clubs at once, it doesn't matter. If I couldn't be in two clubs at once, then why was I? You may need to learn about the English language because the correct phrase would be that I "may not" be in two clubs at once, albeit that is taking a position of authority which you do not have.

There are a few of you out there who are trying to turn this into a competition of knowledge of RP rules rather than just a club to have fun in.

Now as I recall, about an hour ago some of us were actually having fun instead of engaging in this neuroticism over RP rules and who the club revolves around.

IC (Though it would be obvious):

*Grabs himself a beer and sips it.*

OOC:{snip} LP... TG'd you.

*Returns from the casino*

Hi Lafier. Try some of this.
*Hands her a bottle of calimyn(sp?) lotion*

Sorry about going a little nutty yesterday.*looks at the lotion* is this stuff good on cuts?

and no problem... we all find the need to go nutty. it's what we do when we're done being nutty that makes the difference.

ooc: Did I miss something, LP?
OOC: Ju: I know all that.

G&T: Just what you read in my quote in the post above. [NS]XElegant_Egotistx came with this out of the blue and (IMHO) is just plain wrong.

Cuneo: hahaha. Nice one. But really. You don't even loosely follow the guidelines of RP or etiquette. It's not nice towards the other players who do.

Lafier']*looks at the lotion* is this stuff good on cuts?

and no problem... we all find the need to go nutty. it's what we do when we're done being nutty that makes the difference.

It'll take away the itch, and small cuts won't be a problem. Yeah noone important was around when I went balistic.

OOC: Ju: I know all that.

G&T: Just what you read in my quote in the post above. [NS]XElegant_Egotistx came with this out of the blue and (IMHO) is just plain wrong.

Cuneo: hahaha. Nice one. But really. You don't even loosely follow the guidelines of RP or etiquette. It's not nice towards the other players who do.

OOC: okay. Thanks

IC: Hi LP, Got Rum?

OOC: okay. Thanks

IC: Hi LP, Got Rum?
OOC: quick question. Which character are you playing? Mae or Tull?

*he entered the club and proceeded to the bar*

*Orchid wandered into the bar...looking around.....*

Lafier....Tinks....LP......Mae...hi all....

*Smiles art all her friends, and sits on a bar stool.*

OOC: Ju: I know all that.good... as long as you know where it's coming from

Cuneo: hahaha. Nice one. But really. You don't even loosely follow the guidelines of RP or etiquette. It's not nice towards the other players who do.BEFORE this degrages into an argument, can you two take it to IM/EMAIL/TG?

good evening Declan, Orchid

*Orchid wandered into the bar...looking around.....*

Lafier....Tinks....LP......Mae...hi all....

*Smiles art all her friends, and sits on a bar stool.*
*he glances over at the young woman sitting down at the bar*

Hello...

good evening Declan, Orchid
Hi Tink. How are things tonight?

Hi Orchid

*waves with his hand which has a little bandaid on it's pinky*

*he glances over at the young woman sitting down at the bar*

Hello...
*Glances from the door to the person who had spoken!*

Oh hello, I think you were in here yesterday, but I had other things on my mind at the time!

*Looks back to the door.*

Hi Orchid

*waves with his hand which has a little bandaid on it's pinky*
Oh LP....your pinky still sore is it?

Hope you put something on it!!!

Hi Tink. How are things tonight?
not so bad thanks, you?

*Walks back in after chilling outside for a while. Throws his beer bottle in the trash.*

So guys, this is getting pretty boring huh. What shall we do?

*Glances from the door to the person who had spoken!*

Oh hello, I think you were in here yesterday, but I had other things on my mind at the time!

*Looks back to the door.*
Looks to me like you still do...

Oh, didn't see you there, hey Tink.

*Gives Tink a hug.*

Looks to me like you still do...

Oh...I do appologise....How rude.

It's just that.....*Shrugs*

must have just been a dream!

not so bad thanks, you?
Never better...

Is there a bartender on duty today?

hello orchid.

*starts taking off one bandage on her arm and rubs some of the lotion in it.*

Oh LP....your pinky still sore is it?

Hope you put something on it!!!
Yeah yeah. I did. *half lies as he had held it in a glass of rum*

Don't worry. I don't intend to be the legless AND pinkyless pirate

Oh...I do appologise....How rude.

It's just that.....*Shrugs*

must have just been a dream!
Not rude at all. I hope everything works out to your satisfaction.

Oh, didn't see you there, hey Tink.

*Gives Tink a hug.*
*hugs* hi

*Walks back in after chilling outside for a while. Throws his beer bottle in the trash.*

So guys, this is getting pretty boring huh. What shall we do?

Meg sits at the piano and plays a little ditty with an eerie voice. she then gets off at hugs Cuneo
'hiya, you alright?' she asked,

Don't worry. I don't intend to be the legless AND pinkyless pirate*pauses as she thinks about that phrase...* goes back to rubing the lotion into her wounds.*

Lafier']hello orchid.

*starts taking off one bandage on her arm and rubs some of the lotion in it.*
Hun.....what is that lotion?

Will it be any good for LPs sore pinky?

Never better...

Is there a bartender on duty today?
i guess that would be me....

*hops over the bar* same as yesterday?

Not rude at all. I hope everything works out to your satisfaction.
I hope so too!

I never did catch your name....I'm Orchid by the way!

Hun.....what is that lotion?

Will it be any good for LPs sore pinky?
Oh, meg gave this to me. She called it..."kalymine?" lotion... said it would help with the itching.

i guess that would be me....

*hops over the bar* same as yesterday?
No! Please! I can wait for the regular bartender. I apologize, but I had no idea you were the owner of this establishment...I probably treated you horribly yesterday.

ooc: my computer fucked up again, bbs

OOC: i never remember giving Lafier anything....oh well :confused:

I never did catch your name....I'm Orchid by the way!
Very pleased to meet you, Miss Orchid. You can call me Declan.

Meg sits at the piano and plays a little ditty with an eerie voice. she then gets off at hugs Cuneo
'hiya, you alright?' she asked,

*sneaks up behind her and covers her eyes*
guess who?

Lafier']Oh, meg gave this to me. She called it..."kalymine?" lotion... said it would help with the itching.
Calamine lotion.....oh no....no good for cut pinkies at all!

Why did Meg give you that particular one.....do you have a rash or something?

ooc: my computer fucked up again, bbs
OOC: OOOuch!

I'm fine really. Don't worry. I'll live Orchid

No! Please! I can wait for the regular bartender. I apologize, but I had no idea you were the owner of this establishment...I probably treated you horribly yesterday.
don't be silly *smiles and gets him a martini*


ooc: ok, now im going to restart

OOC: yeah, my computer sucks too.

IC:

Hey there Meg.

*Gives Meg a kiss.*

I'm alright, not at my best. How ya doin Meg?

*Smiles at her, as she's the one who finally gave him the ability to smile again this morning.*

OOC: i never remember giving Lafier anything....oh well :confused:
OOC
Maybe Lafier meant Mae...people do seem to mix the two names.....

*sneaks up behind her and covers her eyes*
guess who?

OOC: scrap the bit with Cuneo then ;)

IC:
'Umm...I dont know...could it be the man of my dreams?' she asked recognising his voice, she turned around quickly and tickled him.

Very pleased to meet you, Miss Orchid. You can call me Declan.
Declan.....is that an Irish name?

OOC: grrrrrr.....two people trying to talk to meg at once!!!!!!

IC:
'Rambo, give me a minute, I need to go talk to Cuneo' she said, hopping down from the stage

'I dont think its wise to kiss me when he's around' she hissed to Cuneo.

don't be silly *smiles and gets him a martini*


ooc: ok, now im going to restart
Thank you kindly, miss.

OOC: ;) Excellent customer service!

OOC
Maybe Lafier meant Mae...people do seem to mix the two names.....
OOC: whoops. face is now red. Sorry mae gave me the lotion. :D

OOC: scrap the bit with Cuneo then ;)

IC:
'Umm...I dont know...could it be the man of my dreams?' she asked recognising his voice, she turned around quickly and tickled him.

*laughs at the tickleing*
stop!
*grabs both her hands in one of his and with the other tickles her back*

Lafier']OOC: whoops. face is now red. Sorry mae gave me the lotion. :D
*Hugs Lafier.*
Don't worry, any one can make a mistake....

By the way, the clothes....were they allright?

OOC: quick question. Which character are you playing? Mae or Tull?
ooc: Mae. I don't think we'll see Tull for a while.

ooc: Mae. I don't think we'll see Tull for a while.
OOC: aight. Just making sure

IC: *remembers someone mentioning rum*

*gets a glass from the bar, fills it with rum from a little bottle in his pocket and hands it to Mae*

Here you go. Enjoy

*walks in and has a seat*

OOC: grrrrrr.....two people trying to talk to meg at once!!!!!!

IC:
'Rambo, give me a minute, I need to go talk to Cuneo' she said, hopping down from the stage

'I dont think its wise to kiss me when he's around' she hissed to Cuneo.

ight take your time

*Wanders back in*

"Hi ya'll, any chance of a drink?"

*Hears what Meg said, stifles a laugh, and nods his head.*

Yes Meg, I suppose you're right.

*walks in and has a seat*
*Looks warily at Sage.*

Hi Sage.....are we going to have to leap behind the bar again?

*Hugs Lafier.*
Don't worry, any one can make a mistake....

By the way, the clothes....were they allright?
Yep... they're wonderful. and such colors!

*Looks warily at Sage.*

Hi Sage.....are we going to have to leap behind the bar again?
*pulls out gun and cocks it*

Do you want to?

*puts it away and laughs*

*pulls out gun and cocks it*

Do you want to?

*puts it away and laughs*
*frowns to himself and sips his martini*

Lafier']Yep... they're wonderful. and such colors!
Oh...thats a relief!
I was a bit worried about them!

*Laughs at Sage....*
I hope he's just fooling about!

'yes' she said giving him a gentle hug, she waved and went back to sit with Rambo in a cool corner of the bar.

'so how was work today?' she asked, holding his hand, whilst foraging around for her horsemanship book she was reading earlier.

OOC: i never remember giving Lafier anything....oh well :confused:
ooc: Mae did

OOC: Cuneo - tg

*pulls out gun and cocks it*

Do you want to?

*puts it away and laughs*
*whispers*

Say no

*Suddenly has a change of heart and runs to the orchestra pit in front of the stage (yeah I bet you didn't know there was one, eh, eh?)*

I hope the piano's in tune!

*clangs on the lowest notes, then has a seat, suddenly without warning all the string instruments as well as percussion starts playing and he starts playing on the piano and singing*

Well what you are is what you get
And what you want is what you need
You gave nothing and expect it back
Well your not gonna get back

You never wanted it this way
But times are gonna change
And there’s no going back
No, there’s no going back

Well what you see is what you are
And what you see won’t get you far
And what you have is what you give
And you gave nothing

You never wanted it this way
But times are gonna change
And there’s no going back
No, there’s no going back

Well clean up!

Well what you gave you wanted back
But nothing comes from nothing
And nothing is what you gave


*all the instruments stop*

Ok, its designed to be a rock song, but I haven't brought my guitars in yet*

OOC: aight. Just making sure

IC: *remembers someone mentioning rum*

*gets a glass from the bar, fills it with rum from a little bottle in his pocket and hands it to Mae*

Here you go. Enjoy
Thanks!

*whispers*

Say no
No.....

*Looks sideways at LP......laughs*

*Waves a hand holding a M1911, trying to catch the bartenders eye. This time Jake's wearing a yellow checked shirt, with the sleeves rolled up to the elbows, some battered blue jeans, and a 10 gallon hat, with a holster for his M1911 at his hip and a Tommy gun slung over his back.*

"Could someone get me a whiskey?"

'yes' she said giving him a gentle hug, she waved and went back to sit with Rambo in a cool corner of the bar.

'so how was work today?' she asked, holding his hand, whilst foraging around for her horsemanship book she was reading earlier.

actually i had off today, but that was great!]
i actually got some sleep, heh
how was your day?

*Suddenly has a change of heart and runs to the orchestra pit in front of the stage (yeah I bet you didn't know there was one, eh, eh?)*

I hope the piano's in tune!

*clangs on the lowest notes, then has a seat, suddenly without warning all the string instruments as well as percussion starts playing and he starts playing on the piano and singing*

Well what you are is what you get
And what you want is what you need
You gave nothing and expect it back
Well your not gonna get back

You never wanted it this way
But times are gonna change
And there’s no going back
No, there’s no going back

Well what you see is what you are
And what you see won’t get you far
And what you have is what you give
And you gave nothing

You never wanted it this way
But times are gonna change
And there’s no going back
No, there’s no going back

Well clean up!

Well what you gave you wanted back
But nothing comes from nothing
And nothing is what you gave


*all the instruments stop*

Ok, its designed to be a rock song, but I haven't brought my guitars in yet*

Applause.......

'I know....remember...I was with you' she said smiling and blushing slightly.

'Yeah my day was good, I have schooled Merry some more and I am reading up on intelligent horsemanship' she said smiling.

ooc: back

ic: hi sage

ooc: back

ic: hi sage
*still clunking around on the piano*

Hullo Miss

*Wanders back in*

"Hi ya'll, any chance of a drink?"
Sure... I can...
*Lafier finished tying up her arm bandage. she hops down and moves to the other side of the bar.*

"Barely looking over the top, she asks."
so... want anything to drink? I know now where the beer is! :D

ooc: back

ic: hi sage
OOC
You got real puter probs Tink.....

No problem...Mae was it?

*snickers remembering fooling Cuneo*

*laughs and applauds with Orchid*

Lafier']Sure... I can...
*Lafier finished tying up her arm bandage. she hops down and moves to the other side of the bar.*

"Barely looking over the top, she asks."
so... want anything to drink? I know now where the beer is! :D
*laughs* don't worry Lafier sweetie, I'll get this

OOC
You got real puter probs Tink.....
ooc: yep :( only had it 6 months too

"Could someone get me a whiskey?"
Whiskey... Whiskey.... whis... ahh there it is.
*pulls a stool over and reaches up for the bottle. Climbing down, she pours gets a glass and fills it. then going on her toes, slides the glass onto the bartop.*

Here you go sir.

*climbs the stool to replace the bottle.*

'I know....remember...I was with you' she said smiling and blushing slightly.

'Yeah my day was good, I have schooled Merry some more and I am reading up on intelligent horsemanship' she said smiling.

*smiles*
oh yeah......what did you teach him?

OOC: Since I have to be a proper RPer due to the recent RP elitism/stupidity complex, I'll say it here, my computer really sucks.

IC:

*Goes over to play the piano and sings "I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing."*

No problem...Mae was it?

*snickers remembering fooling Cuneo*

*laughs and applauds with Orchid*
Yup.

OOC: Will change after this post, can't be bothered at the moment. Everyone knows who Nightfox is anyway.

IC:
*he walked into the bar and looked around, spying Orchid there, Tinks, and some of the guys who seemed to be here without pause. He went to the bar and got a drink, then looked around to decide who he needed to talk to*

'see...you remembered' she said, prodding him.

'ummm well i am teaching him advanced dressage, he's perfect for the job' she said, sliding her soft hand into his.

'what did you do then after you left the cabana?' she asked.

Lafier']Whiskey... Whiskey.... whis... ahh there it is.
*pulls a stool over and reaches up for the bottle. Climbing down, she pours gets a glass and fills it. then going on her toes, slides the glass onto the bartop.*

Here you go sir.

*climbs the stool to replace the bottle.*
That was too cute! *starts laughing uncontrolably*

Jake drain's his drink, allauds Cuneo's song, and goes and picks up an old battered guitar from the stage, tunes it up, and breaks into song:

"Oh Sergeant I'm a draftee and I've just arrived in camp.
I've come to wear the uniform and join the martial tramp.
And I want to do my duty, but one thing I do implore
You must give me lessons, Sergeant, for I've never killed before.

To do my job obediently is all that I desire.
To learn my weapon thoroughly and how to aim and fire.
To learn to kill the enemy and then to slaughter more,
I'll need instruction, Sergeant, for I've never killed before.

Oh, there are rumors in the camp about our enemy.
They say that when you see him he looks just like you and me.
But you deny it, Sergeant, and you are a man of war,
So you must give me lessons, for I've never killed before.

Now there are several lessons that I haven't mastered yet.
I haven't got the hang of how to use the bayonet.
If he doesn't die at once, am I to stick him with it more?
Oh, I hope you will be patient, for I've never killed before.

And the hand grenade is something that I just don't understand.
You've got to throw it quickly or you're apt to lose your hand.
Does it blow a man to pieces with it's wicked, muffled roar?
Oh, I've got so much to learn because I've never killed before.

Oh, I want to thank you, Sergeant, for the help you've been to me.
For you've taught me how to slaughter and to hate the enemy.
And I know that I'll be ready when they march me off to war,
And I know that it won't matter that I've never killed before.
And I know that it won't matter that I've never killed before."

Jake places the guitar back in the corner, and goes and sits down.

Lafier']Whiskey... Whiskey.... whis... ahh there it is.
*pulls a stool over and reaches up for the bottle. Climbing down, she pours gets a glass and fills it. then going on her toes, slides the glass onto the bartop.*

Here you go sir.

*climbs the stool to replace the bottle.*
*laughs even more*

Yup.
Not feeling very talkative are we?

ooc: yep :( only had it 6 months too
OOC
Must be under guarantee then!

*he finished his drink, slid off his stool and made his way for the exit*

*he tapped Orchid on the shoulder and when she turned around embraced her tightly*
I'll come and talk to you in a minute, there's someone I have to talk to first, I need to apologise to her.

*he smiled at her then walked across to Tinks*
Tinks.... can we talk a minute? I owe you an apology.

OOC
Must be under guarantee then!
ooc: i dunno

*he finished his drink, slid off his stool and made his way for the exit*
off already?

'see...you remembered' she said, prodding him.

'ummm well i am teaching him advanced dressage, he's perfect for the job' she said, sliding her soft hand into his.

'what did you do then after you left the cabana?' she asked.

really.......sorry, but i have no idea what that means
i drank a little......that's about it

*waves to all the people walking in and out*

*he tapped Orchid on the shoulder and when she turned around embraced her tightly*
I'll come and talk to you in a minute, there's someone I have to talk to first, I need to apologise to her.

*he smiled at her then walked across to Tinks*
Tinks.... can we talk a minute? I owe you an apology.
of course

'never mind....you will learn in good time' she said kissing him softly.

'love me...love my horse' she giggled softly as she saw Cuneo walk over to her, her heart faced, she never knew what he was going to do, she shuffled nervously and started to read her book.

*he tapped Orchid on the shoulder and when she turned around embraced her tightly*
I'll come and talk to you in a minute, there's someone I have to talk to first, I need to apologise to her.

*he smiled at her then walked across to Tinks*
Tinks.... can we talk a minute? I owe you an apology.
*Turns deathly white, and starts to tremble*

It wasn't a dream then....he is alive!

Lafier hun....could you get me a large rum....and put a little drop of coke in it....thanks......

of course
*he led her outside to the beach and took a deep breath*
I'm sorry I lied to you before. Believe me that ignoring you was never my intention, I've never ignored you before and I'm not starting now. I.... I will admit I lied to you, but only with the best intentions. I won't lie to you again, but on the other hand I don't feel I can tell you what happened, its nothing personal, I just haven't told anyone. I hope you accept that, and accept my apology as well.

*Sits down next to Meg and puts an arm around her.*

So what are you reading babe?

'ummm....intelligent horsemanship - to improve my bond with Merry' she said slightly nervous as she was sitting in the middle of Rambo, she shot Rambo a worried look and went back to reading.

Not feeling very talkative are we?
OOC: Had my hands full and couldn't give a longer reply.

Sorry, I did not mean to be curt. I've just had alot on my mind.