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Ah man... There's a horse out to get me.... And I was winning, but then Rambo butted in.

*peeks over*

Is he coming?
Why would a horse want to get you?

what have you been doing now?

*Puts his hand back down there for a second to make sure she notices they are still walking together.*

I'm so sorry. I don't mean to act like a mime. You see I just went thru a... trauma. Something that should never ever ever happen considering my job.

And if I tell you my job... well... enough damaging info about myself for one night. *looks up @ Cuneo* I apologize. I haven't been the best person around today. And here I am talking about my shit.

Tell me about yourself. If you don't mind. Other than that I know you're good looking and very modest about it. *giggles*

Why would a horse want to get you?

what have you been doing now?
It bit me when I want to give it a.....treat.

Is he coming?!

*Mae walks over to Orchid* Thank you for the help the other night. I'm not sure why you did. I know something happened between us and that I should hate you, but for the life of me I can't remember what happened.

I know it had something to do with the thing that attacked be the other night!
Um....well, we seem to have made a fresh start, so lets just forget the past eh?

It bit me when I want to give it a.....treat.

Is he coming?!
*Cranes her neck to look.*

Don't think so......

And I dread to think what the 'treat' was!

*Cranes her neck to look.*

Don't think so......

And I dread to think what the 'treat' was!
Ah.... it's nothing

*comes out of his hiding place*

So how are you?

Yes, I'm good looking, I drive a Jaguar, and I like females. If you want to know anything more personal, that's what TGs are for.

Um....well, we seem to have made a fresh start, so lets just forget the past eh?

That will work for me.

...for now.

Ah.... it's nothing

*comes out of his hiding place*

So how are you?
I'm great thanks....yourself...apart from being attacked by mad horses that is?

That will work for me.

...for now.

*Smiles at the other woman.*

Good!

She looks really awfull with just the one braid....wonder if she knows.

It bit me when I want to give it a.....treat.

Is he coming?!

*Overhears LP and yells* Ma'am! He gave that horse one of my special hash brownies... and unbeknownst to you all, hash is NOT the only drug in there! I'm a synergizing expert! Plus I took all that time to bake those and he gives one to a horse!? Last time I save any extra for YOU LP! On the more interesting side, you've probably tried every catagory of drug in those brownies.... THEY ARE NOT MADE FOR HORSES! That horse should have stomped on you!!!!!

*Turns to Cuneo*

Sorry Cuneo... I wanted them to know what he did to that horse. Of course it wasn't very kosher of me not to tell everyone the list of drugs, yes, I said list, in those brownies. No one seemed to care unless there was something other than chocolate in them. *sighs You know, I'm rarely this boring... *giggles* I've been kicked out of so many clubs... Ack! Why am I telling you that!!

Yes, I'm good looking, I drive a Jaguar, and I like females. If you want to know anything more personal, that's what TGs are for.
OOC: dude.....this isn't a dating thread :rolleyes:

*out on the beach... Lafier comes running out onto the sand, dragging a large mace. Behind her a beatle... roughly half her size chases her.*

*swinging the mace, Lafier connects with the beatle and a loud 'crack' can be heard.*

LP, you forget that I am the creator of this thread, yet you are right, it isn't a dating thread.

Hey I gave the connotation that this was a dating thread even when it wasn't. Everyone wants to date me lol.

Basically though, since I'm the thread creator, I can really do what I want, but I didn't mean for it to be a dating thread.

I'm great thanks....yourself...apart from being attacked by mad horses that is?
Trying to save our ex-owner from harm....

*looks at the clock*

I have to go. Beauty sleep. You know how it is. ;)

*waves and leaves*

*leaves the bag of brownies on the stairs of Celeste's cabana*

Lafier']*out on the beach... Lafier comes running out onto the sand, dragging a large mace. Behind her a beatle... roughly half her size chases her.*

*swinging the mace, Lafier connects with the beatle and a loud 'crack' can be heard.*
you don't see that everyday
*Adjusts the bandage covering one side of her head*

Lafier']*out on the beach... Lafier comes running out onto the sand, dragging a large mace. Behind her a beatle... roughly half her size chases her.*

*swinging the mace, Lafier connects with the beatle and a loud 'crack' can be heard.*
http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/blink.gif

*Waves bye to LP, and wander out onto the beach, in time to see Lafier doing a spot of beetle bashing.*

What now? :confused:

Lafier']*out on the beach... Lafier comes running out onto the sand, dragging a large mace. Behind her a beatle... roughly half her size chases her.*

*swinging the mace, Lafier connects with the beatle and a loud 'crack' can be heard.*
Wait... the beetle's half your size? http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/ninja.gif

OOC: dude.....this isn't a dating thread :rolleyes:

I drive a Lambo Countach, mint. Which is about the most amazing car ever... although if patrons are going to feed horses drugs, I think I will likely bring a lesser car next time.

I meant, what are your hobbies, what do you like to do, etc. Do you surf? What do you read? Do you believe in string theory? What do you think of dark matter? *giggles* Tell me about you!

*unaffected by the blow, the beatle scuttles forwards, it's mandables striking Lafier in the mid-section and throws her aside... *

*Scrabling up from the sand. lafier turns and faces her insectoid opponent, her mace held low... as if she were tired.*

ooc: GTG. Have a good one.

*Having a headache, Mae returns to her cabana*
I've got to do something about this hair!

Wait... the beetle's half your size? http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/ninja.gif
OOC
She is only a 10 year old sized elf.....

Excuse me a moment... *yells* You three! *Points at Lafier, Orchid, and Verbatim* We have never met. I'm a bit knew around here. Could you introduce yourselves? My name is Ria... Wait a minute..... It must be the brownies, I swear I saw a big bug....

Bye Mae.....

Lafier']*unaffected by the blow, the beatle scuttles forwards, it's mandables striking Lafier in the mid-section and throws her aside... *

*Scrabling up from the sand. lafier turns and faces her insectoid opponent, her mace held low... as if she were tired.*

*Runs over to try and help.....*

Use your magic.......quick.....

OOC
She is only a 10 year old sized elf.....
Oh, right...

XElegant_Egotistx']Excuse me a moment... *yells* You three! *Points at Lafier, Orchid, and Verbatim* We have never met. I'm a bit knew around here. Could you introduce yourselves? My name is Ria... Wait a minute..... It must be the brownies, I swear I saw a big bug....
*Calls out*

Hi there Ria....I'm Orchid......how do you do?

Sorry, I'm trying to help my small friend Lafier at the moment!

OOC: I thought there was no magic. The whole place changed just a few minutes ago... What is UP? And what's w/the bug?

*Accidentally steps on Lafier*

Uh oh. This can't be good... http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/unsure.gif

*Accidentally steps on Lafier*

Uh oh. This can't be good... http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/unsure.gif
:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:
It was an accident! I swear!

XElegant_Egotistx']OOC: I thought there was no magic. The whole place changed just a few minutes ago... What is UP? And what's w/the bug?
OOC
Well Stag didn't want any strong magic.......but there are a few characters who still have the knack.....

XElegant_Egotistx']OOC: I thought there was no magic. The whole place changed just a few minutes ago... What is UP? And what's w/the bug?OOC: bugs are my little storyline that I made up on the fly. will explain later... I hope.

IC: *the beetle scuttles forwards... lafier steps to the side and brings the mace down hard on it's head. the big bug staggers to the side...*

*Accidentally steps on Lafier*

Uh oh. This can't be good... http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/unsure.gif
image a beetle the size of a medium sized dog.

Lafier']OOC: bugs are my little storyline that I made up on the fly. will explain later... I hope.

IC: *the beetle scuttles forwards... lafier steps to the side and brings the mace down hard on it's head. the big bug staggers to the side...*
*Grabs one of the parasols, closes it down,and swings it at the overgrown bug.*

*Grabs one of the parasols, closes it down,and swings it at the overgrown bug.*
*with a thwack... the beetle... not noticing the hit... continues to attack lafier... *
[panting] flip it... over...
*swings the mace but misses*

Lafier']*with a thwack... the beetle... not noticing the hit... continues to attack lafier... *
[panting] flip it... over...
*swings the mace but misses*

*swims back to shore taking out his deagle and putting 3 shots into the head of it*
your welcome

Well, obviously Cuneo can teleport as we were just walking down the beach hand in hand and now he is permanently gone. Talk about being ditched!!! :eek:

*swims back to shore taking out his deagle and putting 3 shots into the head of it*
your welcome
[breathing heavily]
thanks...

[collapses on the sand... exhausted.]

Lafier'][breathing heavily]
thanks...

[collapses on the sand... exhausted.]

*kneels down next to her*
you alright? are you hurt?

XElegant_Egotistx']Well, obviously Cuneo can teleport as we were just walking down the beach hand in hand and now he is permanently gone. Talk about being ditched!!! :eek:
:D
being ditched by disappearance.....cool!

*kneels down next to her*
you alright? are you hurt?
Thanks for helping Rambo.....

Where did that thing come from?

*kneels down next to her*
you alright? are you hurt?
*She is covered in cuts and bruises... and several nasty gashes along her waist, hips and legs. *

OOC: Aisling (counter measures) still around?

XElegant_Egotistx']Well, obviously Cuneo can teleport as we were just walking down the beach hand in hand and now he is permanently gone. Talk about being ditched!!! :eek:
THE NERVE OF HIM!!!

Lafier']*She is covered in cuts and bruises... and several nasty gashes along her waist, hips and legs. *
That looks nasty......Rambo, will you carry her indoors please?

That looks nasty......Rambo, will you carry her indoors please?

gottcha...
*picks her up carefully tring not to create further injury and carries her inside to a couch*
if you need any help i'm right here

:D
being ditched by disappearance.....cool!


Yeah... cool! >-(

Next time I ditch someone, I'm going to embarrass the hell out of them in public and spontaneously combust! HA! :p Then he can try to explain how his g/f started on fire but he had nothing to do with it... *evil grin*

ummm... guys? With these beetle things... would an extremely high powered sniper rifle with metal piercing hollow point ammo be of any use?

gottcha...
*picks her up carefully tring not to create further injury and carries her inside to a couch*
if you need any help i'm right here
What happened :eek:
*Grabs the first aid kit and some clean towels.*

What happened? And where are the rest of these bugs. I'm going to kill them all....

XElegant_Egotistx']Yeah... cool! >-(

Next time I ditch someone, I'm going to embarrass the hell out of them in public and spontaneously combust! HA! :p Then he can try to explain how his g/f started on fire but he had nothing to do with it... *evil grin*

ummm... guys? With these beetle things... would an extremely high powered sniper rifle with metal piercing hollow point ammo be of any use?

I've had enough of men.....am staying well away from them....


Have you got one of those rifles about you then?

XElegant_Egotistx']What happened? And where are the rest of these bugs. I'm going to kill them all....

i'll help with that
you can cover me with your high powered rifle
......is that a dragonov?

What happened :eek:
*Grabs the first aid kit and some clean towels.*
Ju....she was attacked by a bloody great beetle......

*lafier's eyes open... and she looks confused as she stares at the ceiling..*

Oh... hi... thanks for the help...

Ju....she was attacked by a bloody great beetle......
A wha...
*examines wounds*
these look like they don' need stitching... but they definitely need bandaging.

I'm a highly trained, top rated sniper... All I need to do is know where they are and I can kill them. If they're dog sized, this shouldn't be hard. The ammo will definitely pierce those shells of theirs... So where are these things?

A wha...
*examines wounds*
these look like they don' need stitching... but they definitely need bandaging.
*Watches on as Ju bandages her friend.*

Thanks Ju......your first aid box sure comes in handy!

Lafier....does it hurt too much?

do you need some painkiller?

I've got dilaudid if you need painkiller.... do you need some?

And what about these big beetles. No one has answered me...

XElegant_Egotistx']I'm a highly trained, top rated sniper... All I need to do is know where they are and I can kill them. If they're dog sized, this shouldn't be hard. The ammo will definitely pierce those shells of theirs... So where are these things?
*from the couch* all over the place...

They are Bahir-beatles... they... well they feed on magic...

that's why I didn't cast spells against them... every iota of magical energy is eaten... and they get bigger...

oh, and they also eat... meat when magic isn't available.

*Watches on as Ju bandages her friend.*

Thanks Ju......your first aid box sure comes in handy!

Lafier....does it hurt too much?

do you need some painkiller?
XElegant_Egotistx']I've got dilaudid if you need painkiller.... do you need some?

And what about these big beetles. No one has answered me...
*Watches as Ju bandages her...
no the pain isn't that bad... I've had worse.
thanks Orchid and... Ria was it?

Lafier']*from the couch* all over the place...

They are Bahir-beatles... they... well they feed on magic...

that's why I didn't cast spells against them... every iota of magical energy is eaten... and they get bigger...

oh, and they also eat... meat when magic isn't available.


Before I go whack them, Orchid, do you need painkiller. This is far better than morphine...????

Lafier']*from the couch* all over the place...

They are Bahir-beatles... they... well they feed on magic...

that's why I didn't cast spells against them... every iota of magical energy is eaten... and they get bigger...

oh, and they also eat... meat when magic isn't available.

really....then we need some magic bait.....

really....then we need some magic bait.....

I'll use a tiny bit of bait for them....

First, Orchid, painkillers?

XElegant_Egotistx']I'll use a tiny bit of bait for them....

First, Orchid, painkillers?
Um...I'm fine thanks.....

what are we gonna use for bait for the beatles?

what are we gonna use for bait for the beatles?
Don't look at me.....I don't have even the tiniest bit of magic!

Don't look at me.....I don't have even the tiniest bit of magic!
and I'm tapped out...

besides... there are tons of them... don't know if your weapon there will last.

Lafier']and I'm tapped out...

besides... there are tons of them... don't know if your weapon there will last.

trust me i can have that covered
is there anything non- magic that they'll go after

Lafier']and I'm tapped out...

besides... there are tons of them... don't know if your weapon there will last.
Do they have a nest or something?

trust me i can have that covered
is there anything non- magic that they'll go after
*shrugs.* whatever beetles would eat I guess.

they just perferre magic. like humans perferre gold over lead.

trust me i can have that covered
is there anything non- magic that they'll go after
Meat....that means us...... :eek:

I said before that I have magic... I'll just use a small amount and nail them when they show up. I'll get on the roof... Shouldn't be too tough.

Do they have a nest or something?
if they do, I've never seen it.

by the way... there's one now. *points to a small (quarter sized) beetle scurrying across the rug.*

*Steps on it*

OOC: My puter's lagging...

IC: How many of these things are there and why are they here?

XElegant_Egotistx']I said before that I have magic... I'll just use a small amount and nail them when they show up. I'll get on the roof... Shouldn't be too tough.

i'll be in the woods, just let me set up some guns
*goes to his car and gets 2 mini guns on rotating stands, straps his SIG 552 to his back, reloads his deagle, and puts two five-sevens in a shoulder holster with extra clips*
and you guys wonder why my name is rambo
*sets the two mini guns in the woods and lays down inbetween them*

*Ria runs to her car and gets her work tools.... jumps to roof* How many of these things are there? *Ria yells*

i'll be in the woods, just let me set up some guns
*goes to his car and gets 2 mini guns on rotating stands, straps his SIG 552 to his back, reloads his deagle, and puts two five-sevens in a shoulder holster with extra clips*
and you guys wonder why my name is rambo
*sets the two mini guns in the woods and lays down inbetween them*
:D
That's why i thought if there was a nest, you could send a few grenades or something in there!

XElegant_Egotistx']*Steps on it*

OOC: My puter's lagging...

IC: How many of these things are there and why are they here?
*shakes her head.* no idea... as for the why... well, there is very little magic on this world... hence my small stature... so if I, a race born of magic, appears... that would be like ringing the dinner bell, right? for those with magic born of this world, perhaps you have some natural way of hiding yourself from these bugs.

but me.. As I absorbe more magic... I will probably attract more bugs.

:D
That's why i thought if there was a nest, you could send a few grenades or something in there!

but that would be to easy :D

OOC
Time I wasn't here guys......
:fluffle:
Night all.....

IC
Well, as I am not magic, and not too good with weapons either, I'll just stay here and look after Lafier...... :(

but that would be to easy :D
Ha....of course it would......

XElegant_Egotistx']*Ria runs to her car and gets her work tools.... jumps to roof* How many of these things are there? *Ria yells*
*as you position yourself... you see 3 beetles scurrying across the roof*

OOC
Time I wasn't here guys......
:fluffle:
Night all.....

IC
Well, as I am not magic, and not too good with weapons either, I'll just stay here and look after Lafier...... :(
ooc: Night :fluffle:

i'll be in the woods, just let me set up some guns
*goes to his car and gets 2 mini guns on rotating stands, straps his SIG 552 to his back, reloads his deagle, and puts two five-sevens in a shoulder holster with extra clips*
and you guys wonder why my name is rambo
*sets the two mini guns in the woods and lays down inbetween them*


Ria has only her Sig SSG2000, and a miriad of handguns, the .620, so coveted by many, and fragmenting ammo of different types, as wel as hollow points, and swords, throwing knives, grenades. Should do. Always be prepared.

Rambo... We've never met. I'm Ria... I'm a professional sniper. Let's not kill each other. Watch where you're shooting... we're kind of facing each other.

I'll throw out a bit of magic to get them over here.

OOC: Weird lag. Bye Orchid, if you're going :fluffle:

IC: *grabs .620 and penetrates their shells easily. They're dead*

I hope most stay on the ground. I don't want to have to get out of position, but I know I'm going to have to *frowns*

Sending signal! *Ria sends out a very small amount of magic and stops. Big ugly bugs start showing up. A big can of Raid might work better. She gets into position and hits each one once, and they die. Good shots.*

How are you doing ove there Rambo? I can project some magic toward you if you want me to so they'll come closer...

OOC: Looks like Rambo just went off line. :confused: Is everyone just leaving?

XElegant_Egotistx']OOC: Weird lag. Bye Orchid, if you're going :fluffle:

IC: *grabs .620 and penetrates their shells easily. They're dead*

I hope most stay on the ground. I don't want to have to get out of position, but I know I'm going to have to *frowns*

Sending signal! *Ria sends out a very small amount of magic and stops. Big ugly bugs start showing up. A big can of Raid might work better. She gets into position and hits each one once, and they die. Good shots.*

How are you doing ove there Rambo? I can project some magic toward you if you want me to so they'll come closer...*as you shoot the beetles... you feel a sharp pain in your arm.*

looking down, you see a beetle (small) biting your arm... two more on the roof are scutting towards you.

OOC: Good night Lafier, if you're still here. Everyone is just dropping out... :fluffle: :fluffle:

XElegant_Egotistx']OOC: Looks like Rambo just went off line. :confused: Is everyone just leaving?Dunno... might be dinner time for him...

XElegant_Egotistx']OOC: Good night Lafier, if you're still here. Everyone is just dropping out... :fluffle: :fluffle:oh... good night. :fluffle:

Lafier']*as you shoot the beetles... you feel a sharp pain in your arm.*

looking down, you see a beetle (small) biting your arm... two more on the roof are scutting towards you.

OOC: Oh, you're still here! sorry!

OOC: I'm wearing a heavy duty flack jacket. Not likely a beetle could bite through it much less a small one.... ?????

IC: Continues to knock off beetle after beetle. Too bad this isn't a paying job!

What is WITH these things!!??? Lafier, what is the deal with these mutant things???

OOC: I wonder why RA left without saying anything? Did I offend him being a professional sniper? I AM a high class assassin after all... ???

ooc: what is going on?!

OOC: Nothing... I think people are just leaving without even saying anything. Except Orchid. It's been weird here today. Not in a good way.

XElegant_Egotistx']OOC: Oh, you're still here! sorry!

OOC: I'm wearing a heavy duty flack jacket. Not likely a beetle could bite through it much less a small one.... ?????

IC: Continues to knock off beetle after beetle. Too bad this isn't a paying job!

What is WITH these things!!??? Lafier, what is the deal with these mutant things???
OOC: Heavy duty Flack jackets can still be 'chewed' through and the arms are still thinner material.

IC. Told you... they eat magic... any large flash is like thowing meat into a field of dogs! in other words... dinner time! they start off small and more magic they eat... the larger they get.

ooc: what is going on?!
Large Magic eating bugs. if got magical/special abilities... then prepared to get attacked.

Lafier']Large Magic eating bugs. if got magical/special abilities... then prepared to get attacked.

OOC: But I just let out a small amount of energy and stopped it. It isn't continuous... Where did they come from?

IC: OUCH! Mutherfuckin bug! *Stabs it with knife* Back to sniping. *Ria kills off the beetles from long distances, before they can get near her.*

All this spinning rather than laying in position really sucks!

OOC: Do you think RA is mad at me?

Lafier']Large Magic eating bugs. if got magical/special abilities... then prepared to get attacked.
ooc: ohhhh.... ok...
ic: *sits down next to the sniper, covered in a thin layer of flames*
I'm new to this; How can I help?

XElegant_Egotistx']OOC: But I just let out a small amount of energy and stopped it. It isn't continuous... Where did they come from?they're everwhere... remember the one in the club... and as you were setting up, there were three on the roof... when you set off magic, you temporarly 'flare' up in these buggers eyes... so the close ones know you have magic and will hunt for it.

XElegant_Egotistx']IC: OUCH! Mutherfuckin bug! *Stabs it with knife* Back to sniping. *Ria kills off the beetles from long distances, before they can get near her.*

All this spinning rather than laying in position really sucks!
*after a while, the larger ones no longer appear, however, you do see more beetles scurrying around on the roof... none going directly for you.*

XElegant_Egotistx']OOC: Do you think RA is mad at me?
OOC: don't assume that... maybe he's got PC trouble.

ooc: ohhhh.... ok...
ic: *sits down next to the sniper, covered in a thin layer of flames*
I'm new to this; How can I help?OOC: LOL on second thought... they're all heading for you two!

ooc: ohhhh.... ok...
ic: *sits down next to the sniper, covered in a thin layer of flames*
I'm new to this; How can I help?

I'm new too, but I happen to be a professional sniper. *spins in circles and shoots the things before they can get to the roof* Thank GOD I carry so much ammo. *sigh


OP, if you're in flames, jump on them and fry the mothers! Or start small fires or torch them somehow... That would help!

Lafier']OOC: LOL on second thought... they're all heading for you two!
ooc: crap...
ic: ummmm... is there anything I can do?
*mutters* Ignored again, that makes me feel great... :(

XElegant_Egotistx']I'm new too, but I happen to be a professional sniper. *spins in circles and shoots the things before they can get to the roof* Thank GOD I carry so much ammo. *sigh


OP, if you're in flames, jump on them and fry the mothers! Or start small fires or torch them somehow... That would help!
*all of the beetles now are coin sized... the bodies all of the larger ones litter the beach. in the distance, you see the beach sand slowly darken... as a large shiny carpet seems to be moving towards the club.

ooc: crap...
ic: ummmm... is there anything I can do?
*mutters* Ignored again, that makes me feel great... :(
Psst... post 352

XElegant_Egotistx']I'm new too, but I happen to be a professional sniper. *spins in circles and shoots the things before they can get to the roof* Thank GOD I carry so much ammo. *sigh


OP, if you're in flames, jump on them and fry the mothers! Or start small fires or torch them somehow... That would help!
can't do that; I'd use too much energy.
*thinks for a moment*
but i can do this
*extends flames to cover EE*
now you can focus on those in front;)

Lafier']Psst... post 352
(sorry...laaag)

can't do that; I'd use too much energy.
*thinks for a moment*
but i can do this
*extends flames to cover EE*
now you can focus on those in front;)
*as you envelope Ria in flames... you notice a beetle near your foot... it seems to be slowly growing as it's touching the flames that wreaths you. You quickly look around and notice other beetles attaching themselves to your flames and slowly start growing.*

Lafier']Psst... post 352
OOC: OP, you're not being ignored, my puter is dragging! I did make a suggeston....

IC: *Grabs large bag w/auto machine gun w/custom scope and endless ammo. Shoots the carpet and can see each beetle one by one with the lighted scope. Starts shooting the front line and goes from there*

OP, If you can get them lit on fire, that would be a great help!!!! With a torch or anything!

Lafier']*as you envelope Ria in flames... you notice a beetle near your foot... it seems to be slowly growing as it's touching the flames that wreaths you. You quickly look around and notice other beetles attaching themselves to your flames and slowly start growing.*
well this sucks...
(btw, the flames aren't magic themselves, they're just manipulated by it)

OOC: What about post 352???

well this sucks...
(btw, the flames aren't magic themselves, they're just manipulated by it)
ooc: that's what they are feeding off of. if this keeps up, you'll feel your strength weakening as they feed off of more of your energy.

XElegant_Egotistx']OOC: What about post 352???
OOC: Letting OP know he wasn't ignored. that's all.

well this sucks...
(btw, the flames aren't magic themselves, they're just manipulated by it)
(which means that EE should have noticed her flesh burning by now... oh well)
*heals EE's burns*
sorry... forgot that i'm "special" :headbang:
*Flicks zippo and nudges the flames, expanding it to surround the beatles. They explode like popcorn*
that's better.

Lafier']OOC: Letting OP know he wasn't ignored. that's all.


OOC: I talked to him right away.... well... as fast as my puter will let me....

IC: POISON!? What about if I drive the Ferrari into my Lambo, which has a huge tank that is full and under the car. Break it open in front of the beetles, and OP could light it. They would FRY! Or I could just drive the car up there, run and shoot the gas tank... What do you think?

(which means that EE should have noticed her flesh burning by now... oh well)
*heals EE's burns*
sorry... forgot that i'm "special" :headbang:
*Flicks zippo and nudges the flames, expanding it to surround the beatles. They explode like popcorn*
that's better.ooc: getting a flame thower and frying them will make them burst. using you power (even if it's to shape the flames) causes them to grow. your power is infused with the fire, and that is what they feed off of. in other words... it would be faster and better if you power down and just stomp on em with your ordinary boots.

BTW... those feeding off of you are now the size of soda cans.

Lafier']ooc: getting a flame thower and frying them will make them burst. using you power (even if it's to shape the flames) causes them to grow. your power is infused with the fire, and that is what they feed off of. in other words... it would be faster and better if you power down and just stomp on em with your ordinary boots.

BTW... those feeding off of you are now the size of soda cans.


OOC: OP, I thought that was your magic power! That's why I kept asking you to torch the beetles! :p My mistake...

Lafier']ooc: getting a flame thower and frying them will make them burst. using you power (even if it's to shape the flames) causes them to grow. your power is infused with the fire, and that is what they feed off of. in other words... it would be faster and better if you power down and just stomp on em with your ordinary boots.

BTW... those feeding off of you are now the size of soda cans.
good point...
*stomps the beetles*
This gets tiring...
*gets a flamethrower and covers the rooftop with flaming napalm*
That's better.

Yeoowwwwwww! I was on the roof! I've been napalmed! *Jumps to ground and throws off all her clothes. (Not like another someone we know... I just don't want Napalm burns... ;) ) * Shit! I'm naked with a snipe rifle and I have no where to put my other guns!

I have no idea what to do! *keeps shooting*

XElegant_Egotistx']Yeoowwwwwww! I was on the roof! I've been napalmed! *Jumps to ground and throws off all her clothes. (Not like another someone we know... I just don't want Napalm burns... ;) ) * Shit! I'm naked with a snipe rifle and I have no where to put my other guns!

I have no idea what to do! *keeps shooting*
oops...
*blushes*
here, take this
*tosses fireproof suit over*

XElegant_Egotistx']Yeoowwwwwww! I was on the roof! I've been napalmed! *Jumps to ground and throws off all her clothes. (Not like another someone we know... I just don't want Napalm burns... ;) ) * Shit! I'm naked with a snipe rifle and I have no where to put my other guns!

I have no idea what to do! *keeps shooting*
*armed with two frying pans, Lafier starts smashing the beetles closest to Ria.*

*Meanwhile, the roof is now burning...*

Thank you! *continues shooting* It isn't ending.... if we stop using all magic, as I already did, why don't they stop!?

XElegant_Egotistx']Thank you! *continues shooting* It isn't ending.... if we stop using all magic, as I already did, why don't they stop!?*you fire several more rounds and the ground is littered with beetle parts.. none of them moving*
[panting] they did... see... no more beetles...

but now we got a buring club!

*Grabs hose and starts putting out the fire.*

OOC: I have to get going... Good luck w/the bugs. I suggest a giant can of Raid! :D G'nite for now! May be back much later. :fluffle: :fluffle:

Lafier']*you fire several more rounds and the ground is littered with beetle parts.. none of them moving*
[panting] they did... see... no more beetles...

but now we got a buring club!

*Grabs hose and starts putting out the fire.*
*stops the fire immediately*
glad that's over.

XElegant_Egotistx']OOC: I have to get going... Good luck w/the bugs. I suggest a giant can of Raid! :D G'nite for now! May be back much later. :fluffle: :fluffle:
OOC: Night :fluffle: Hope you enjoyed this!

*stops the fire immediately*
glad that's over.... eerrr you just didn't use your ability did you?


Jking... the bugs are gone... for now.

OOC: :D :fluffle: :fluffle:

well, I'm off
Kisses to the females, :fluffle:
handshakes to the guys.

XElegant_Egotistx']OOC: :D :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

I'll take that as a yes! :D

well, I'm off
Kisses to the females, :fluffle:
handshakes to the guys.
night :fluffle:

*Drives up in his Jaguar and walks in.*

Anybody around?

*Drives up in his Jaguar and walks in.*

Anybody around?
Oi! welcome back
*continues sweeping up bug parts... seperating some shells and other peices*

What up Ju?

So where is everyone tonight? This club was crazy earlier and now it's getting boring.

What up Ju?

So where is everyone tonight? This club was crazy earlier and now it's getting boring.
*places some unbroken beetle shells in a box.*
well there was some excitement... and when it's over... people leave.

*he sat in the dark, on a patch of newly mowed grass, less than one hundred yards away from the entrance to Paradise Club, and took a draw off his pocket flask. he had been asked to come here...called here, really. but it had not yet been revealed exactly what for*

*he stared at the lights of the club and watched as shadowy figures entered and exited. sketchy memories filled his head. memories of a different place...a different time...yet connected...how? why?*

*looks out at the beach... littered with bug parts... then at the fire damaged roof.*

awww heck... Tomorrow.
*takes his box of bug shells and goes to his room.*

Oh here you all are... bored w/the bookstore?

Ugh... fighting those beetles was the most revolting thing you can imagine. *shivers*

Has everyone gone mute? Or is it the wreckage. At least you didn't get your clothes napalmed...

I could say something, but a) I'm not a member of the club and b) you wouldn't want me to anyway. So I'll get out of here :D


[/off-topic]

XElegant_Egotistx']OOC: I know Hype... she would never come back. I've heard her bitching already, not to mention many others. Looks like Tink thinks Hype is a bad RPr... I'll have to let her know that. Hype told me how this place went downhill, but I had to see it for myself, as I haven't been in here, but she's told me about it. She was right.
ooc: hold on a second, i never said Hype is a bad rper! I love Hype to bits but she's left the forums!!

XElegant_Egotistx']OOC: I know Hype RPs with Gael all the time. And Vaga, and I think Tech. Vaga was right when he said resurecting PC was a bad idea.
ooc: i know DF thinks it's a bad idea but nobody came up with anything so Stag asked if he could resurect it, nobody's gonna force him to post so he can stfu

IC:

Meg came down and fed Merry and went back up to get changed.

*Drives up in his Jaguar, gives the valet the keys, and walks in.*

Hey everybody!

hi

*Mae having yet another bad hair day sneeks into the bar for more Wild Turkey*

ooc: Mae? you're a woman now? :confused:

Do we have a crossdresser in this bar? Go read the sign! It must say non crossdressers, either that or it's an unwritten rule in my head because that's just disgusting.

*Sees Tink and kisses her on the cheek.*

Hey, how are you?

Meg came downstairs in her bartenders outfit.

'wooo this place has filled up now' she said smiling.

'Hi all!' she said

Hey!

*Gives TUI a hug and a kiss on the cheek.*

So can I get you girls something to drink?

ooc: Mae? you're a woman now? :confused:
ooc: yup. I put Tull away for a while.

Do we have a crossdresser in this bar? Go read the sign! It must say non crossdressers, either that or it's an unwritten rule in my head because that's just disgusting.

*Sees Tink and kisses her on the cheek.*

Hey, how are you?
i'm good thanks, you?


hey Meg

*is slightly taken aback by CI's advance*

'Yeah...sure a Martini please' she said.

'actually make it a water, i am riding Merry in a second' she said

'dont wanna be a drunk rider' she winked.

'Hey Tink' Meg smiled.

Sorry if I startled you Meg.

I'm great Tink.

I think I'll take a swim.

*Goes into the locker room and walks out in his speedo and first grabs a beer.*

*waves to Meg and Tink as she nurses her wiskey and applys a fresh bandage to the side of her head*

good Morning

*waves to Meg and Tink as she nurses her wiskey and applys a fresh bandage to the side of her head*

good Morning
morning, you ok?

Meg went out and untied Merry, she tacked him up and galloped him along the beach, waving at CI as she saw him swimming.

*Yells over to Meg.*

Come for a swim with me. I could use some company.

Meg walked Merry into the water, she got off and let him do his own thing - she then swam over and met CI.
'Hey, now you have company!' she said smiling softly.

OOC: CUNEO - check your telegrams, I am really confused

*Though he can't really see much about the bikini underwater, he notices Meg looks good in it.*

Meg, you should consider swimsuit modeling, just so you know.

*Smiles at her.*

morning, you ok?
Yeah I'll be okay. Some monster tryed scaping me a few days ago, but it died in the eruption. Volcanoes are nothing to mess with.

'thanks' she said, slightly taken aback again.

has he got me confused with another girl? she thought.

Nope, I'm looking right at you, no confusion.

*Goes underwater and pops up in a different spot.*

Meg found herself blushing, Rambo never tells her how good she looks, she wouldnt betray him though, she spun round and saw where CI was now.

'I was in here once and swam so fast because Ju had a laugh and said he saw a shark' Meg said giggling softly.

Bump

*sits at the bar and twiddles her thumbs*

ooc: Charlote, where'd you go from msn?

*Gets out of the water and walks on the beach.*

Anyone still around?

I guess nobody's around.

*Lays down in the sand and nearly dozes off, but just rests.*

'I am still here' Meg said as she popped up next to him, she unrolled her pink towel and laid down next to him, with her black bikini, her blond hair tied back and her glasses over her eyes.

*Wakes up.*

Oh, uh, hey Meg, glad you're still around.

*He gasps at her beauty, but then tries to hide his level of arousal.*

'are you alright?' she asked, noticing that he looked shifty.

'so how does it feel becoming the owner of the club again after such a long time?' she asked, sitting up, looking down at him smiling.

*Smiles at Meg, but thinks to himself, oh crap she noticed.*

It feels good becoming the owner of the club again. Technically I've always had the most shares, but I got to open it this time, which felt good.

*Calls the bartender to get some margaritas out to the beach.*

*Puts his hand on Meg's side.*

It's good to see there are still beautiful girls at my club.

'you do know that I am with Rambo right?' she said tingling slightly, but not melting to his words.

Yeah, I know.

*Smile slightly diminishes as he takes a sip of his margarita.*

That doesn't change my opinion of how great you are.

she smiled

'well...Merry needs feeding, I had better go' she said, gathering her things, she kissed him on the lips and made her way to the lean to stable she had built.

Oh, I hope I didn't make you uncomfortable, doesn't seem like I did though.

I'll be bored here without you.

OOC: really gotta go sorry....speak soon :fluffle: :fluffle:

*drives up in a truck full of wood slats... Grabs a ladder and climbs up to the roof and starts repairs on the fire damaged tiles.*

What up Ju?

What up Ju?
*hides sarcastic grin and fights urge to say the obvious.*
Just repairing the damage done yesterday... you know the bugs and all.

-Tide was going out, leaving seaweed and shells strewn along the beach haphazardly. Most were tiny and young, perfect miniatures of their parents. Before her, nestled into the damp sands sat several beautiful specimins. A measled cowry, a lightening whelk, a surprizingly entact paper fig, and among them all, a decent sized cone shell. Glory-of-the-Seas it was not, but the sting would still be enough to prove painful if not induce mild sickness. Gently, she picked up the shell and carried it to the water, wading in as deep as her knees. The cone did not sting, but floated gracefully to the sandy bed, away from the most dangerous pulls of the ebbing waves. Straightening, she walked back onto the beach, wringing out the ends of her sleeves and long skirt.-

Meg comes back from feeding Merry and finds Ju.

'need a hand?' she asked,

OOC: im on and off all evening btw

*Walks into the clubhouse where he see's Meg coming back in.*

Oh so you aren't totally leaving Meg, that's cool.

*Gives her a kiss.*

Nice to see you back.

Meg comes back from feeding Merry and finds Ju.

'need a hand?' she asked,

OOC: im on and off all evening btwIf you want to.

Ju, how much were they paying you to work here while I was gone? Because I think you deserve a raise.

*Mae returned too the bar, having spent the later half of the afternoon fishing. Dropps a couple of fish on the counter, looks around then makes herself a rum and rum.*

Hey Mae, looks like you had a good fishing day.

*Prepares the fish and throws them in the oven on a platter.*

That can be lunch I suppose.

Can I get you anything to drink?

Hey Mae, looks like you had a good fishing day.

*Prepares the fish and throws them in the oven on a platter.*

That can be lunch I suppose.

Can I get you anything to drink?

I'll take another rum and rum, thanks.

*Gets her a rum, and pours himself one as well.*

There you go.

*Sits around wondering where his friends went.*

Darn, they left again.

*Ria walks in* Hello all! Who's bartending?

Guess I'll serve myself. *Makes strawberry Marg* *sigh.

Damn what a mess. I am still worn out from last night. You wouldn't believe those things! How are you guys doing? *sips marg*

*Runs over to Ria and gives her a kiss.*

I was bartending, because the bartender isn't around.

*Sits on the couch.*

Oh, looks like there's nowhere to sit but my lap now.

*Walking over the sand towards the bar, Orchid sees no remains of the bugs, not any live ones either.*

Guess Lafier and Ria got rid of them all.

*Walks into the bar.*

Hello Mae, Ria.....everyone.

Hey how's it going?

Can I get you a drink?

Cuneo, Orchid, hello!

*Crashes full strength onto Cuneo's lap.* Sorry about that. I am dead tired from those bugs... I've never seen anything like that. Even being a professional sniper they were getting at me!!! *sighs

Cuneo, good thing you were gone for this. Nights are a bit ... terrifying around here...

Unless you consider German Shepard or larger, human eating beetles normal!

*Walking over the sand towards the bar, Orchid sees no remains of the bugs, not any live ones either.*

Guess Lafier and Ria got rid of them all.

*Walks into the bar.*

Hello Mae, Ria.....everyone.
How goes it, Orchid?

XElegant_Egotistx']

Unless you consider German Shepard or larger, human eating beetles normal!


I seem to remember that happening often at one point.

*Ria falls out of Cuneo's lap* Ummm... OK... invite me to sit down and then stand up... *sits on floor with marg all over her*

OOC: My pute is dragging... sorry...

IC: Orchid, last night was the first time I ever saw these. I'm a sniper, but when they got smaller and smaller... And OP accidentally napalmed me on the roof and I had to jump down and all I was wearing was my snipe rifle... NAKED with a snipe rifle! UGH!

How goes it, Orchid?
It goes well thanks....How are you healing?

Looks as though she is still suffering, to me!

*Tries not to look at the bandaged part of her head.*

XElegant_Egotistx']*Ria falls out of Cuneo's lap* Ummm... OK... invite me to sit down and then stand up... *sits on floor with marg all over her*

OOC: My pute is dragging... sorry...

IC: Orchid, last night was the first time I ever saw these. I'm a sniper, but when they got smaller and smaller... And OP accidentally napalmed me on the roof and I had to jump down and all I was wearing was my snipe rifle... NAKED with a snipe rifle! UGH!
I think that must have been a sight......
*Grins*
Did you get rid of them all in the end?

Hi... Mae is it? *Ria says from the floor* I'm Ria. Nice to meet you.

I didn't manage unscathed. Some napalm burns... *sigh...

I say we get lots of RAID!!!!

Oops, sorry, still a little tipsy from last night maybe.

If you were in you're clothes you can take them off and get in your bikini.

*Helps her take her clothes off so she's just in the bikini, and helps her get back in his lap.*

There you go baby.

*Puts a hand on her nice stomach so he remembers she's there and not to get up.*

OOC: Ria I sent you a TG like thirty minutes ago, respond babe.

XElegant_Egotistx']Hi... Mae is it? *Ria says from the floor* I'm Ria. Nice to meet you.

I didn't manage unscathed. Some napalm burns... *sigh...

I say we get lots of RAID!!!!
That sounds like the best solution..... :D

It goes well thanks....How are you healing?

Looks as though she is still suffering, to me!

*Tries not to look at the bandaged part of her head.*

ALright i guess. The scalp wound doesn't seem to want to heal, but it gave me an excuse to get a new haircut.

That sounds like the best solution..... :D


I AM SERIOUS!!! The napalm was great until OP didn't know I was still on the roof and burned me naked with a gun. *laughs* Maybe I could get a cover of one of those elite sniper mags... heheheh.... The burn on my arm will have to heal first. Thank God it was only my arm!

*turns to Cuneo* I'm not THAT lightweight!!!! I mean petite, but crikey! *laughs*

*Leans in and gives her a kiss.*

I'm a pretty strong guy, so any girl seems petite to me.

And if I put my hand on your stomach, then whether or not you're actively trying to do something to me, I'm aware enough that you are there even if I start to doze off.

XElegant_Egotistx']Hi... Mae is it? *Ria says from the floor* I'm Ria. Nice to meet you.

I didn't manage unscathed. Some napalm burns... *sigh...

I say we get lots of RAID!!!!

Nice to meet you as well.

OOC: Cuneo, received and replied.

Meg, why is it you don't want to meet me? I tried to introduce myself yesterday and you refused to speak to me then as well? Is there a problem?

Mae...you didn't need to have a half scalped head to get a new haircut....you could have asked me to cut it for you....I did mine when we were in the caves......


Ria...Have you put anything on that burn...things don't seem to heal round here as they should.......

*Lafier walks in... *
Hey guys... thanks for the help yesterday.

Lafier']*Lafier walks in... *
Hey guys... thanks for the help yesterday.
Lafier....how are your wounds?

OOC
I sound like Florence Nightingale here!!!

*skips downstairs* hello?

Doh! I meant you Mae. I wouldn't disgrace you by comparing you two. Is there something wrong Mae?

Hi Lafier....

Just let it to the air. Napalm burns take a long time to heal.

*skips downstairs* hello?
TINK....
*huggles*

TINK....
*huggles*
hey! *huggles* it's good to see you too *lol*

Lafier....how are your wounds?

OOC
I sound like Florence Nightingale here!!!
LOL... *raises arms and mimics a stiff jointed walk*

I feel like a mummy! :D

but they don't hurt as much... guess I'm used to... being hurt.

Mae...you didn't need to have a half scalped head to get a new haircut....you could have asked me to cut it for you....I did mine when we were in the caves......

I know, but I liked my old haircut. Being forced to change was a good thing, I would never have cut it this short otherwise, and I can show off the tattoo's behind my ear and on the back of my neck.

Hello Tink. *smiles*

Does anyone know why Mae won't talk to me? I don't even know her. I just tried to introduce myself two days in a row. *sigh

XElegant_Egotistx']Doh! I meant you Mae. I wouldn't disgrace you by comparing you two. Is there something wrong Mae?

Nope, I'm used to having 9foot tall monsters rip half my scalp off. Actually last time I ran into one, it disemboweled me and choked me with my own intestines. Guess it the luck of the Irish.

hey! :)

I know, but I liked my old haircut. Being forced to change was a good thing, I would never have cut it this short otherwise, and I can show off the tattoo's behind my ear and on the back of my neck.
Ooh, show me your tattoos.....what are they?

*Tries to see.....*

Nope, I'm used to having 9foot tall monsters rip half my scalp off. Actually last time I ran into one, it disemboweled me and choked me with my own intestines. Guess it the luck of the Irish.


What?!!! I've had some "accidents", but my intestines were always in place.

OOC: How come changing from male to female, back and forth. I missed that.

Lafier']LOL... *raises arms and mimics a stiff jointed walk*

I feel like a mummy! :D

but they don't hurt as much... guess I'm used to... being hurt.
*Giggles*

You look much too young to be a mummy......

XElegant_Egotistx']Doh! I meant you Mae. I wouldn't disgrace you by comparing you two. Is there something wrong Mae?

Hi Lafier....

Just let it to the air. Napalm burns take a long time to heal.Hi... Ria wasn't it.

FYI: Lafier is a female dark elf. and she looks 10 yrs old. :p

Lafier']Hi... Ria wasn't it.

FYI: Lafier is a female dark elf. and she looks 10 yrs old. :p


Yes, Ria, and you're Lafier. *smiles*

hey! :)
How's it going then Tink......all well with you?

How's it going then Tink......all well with you?
fabulous thanks, i'd say it was weird having Cuneo back but i've hardly seen him lol, how's you?

Ooh, show me your tattoos.....what are they?

*Tries to see.....*
*Mae has a small runic tattoo behind her right ear. A nice celtic knot work on her neck that from a distance looks like a necklace as it wraps around her throat. Her back has a large dragon and more futharc runes. The dragon seems to be clutching something, and its eyes seem to follow people(just good art). She also shows you the matching banshees on her upper arms.*

ooc: I almost forgot how tall she was.

fabulous thanks, i'd say it was weird having Cuneo back but i've hardly seen him lol, how's you?
I'm fine ta....

Don't know Cuneo, he must have gone before I started coming here.....and we have yet to speak.....

hey! :)
hey

I'm fine ta....

Don't know Cuneo, he must have gone before I started coming here.....and we have yet to speak.....he'll come talk to you when he sees you, he's very.........friendly.....especially with the ladies lol

*Mae has a small runic tattoo behind her right ear. A nice celtic knot work on her neck that from a distance looks like a necklace as it wraps around her throat. Her back has a large dragon and more futharc runes. The dragon seems to be clutching something, and its eyes seem to follow people(just good art). She also shows you the matching banshees on her upper arms.*

ooc: I almost forgot how tall she was.
*Stares with mouth open at the dragon.....*

Very...um....fetching!

The banshees are very creepy looking!

Lafier']hey
hi sweetie, long time, no see, you ok?

he'll come talk to you when he sees you, he's very.........friendly.....especially with the ladies lol
I've noticed.....lol.

I love the dragon... I adore them.... *smiles*

XElegant_Egotistx']What?!!! I've had some "accidents", but my intestines were always in place.

OOC: How come changing from male to female, back and forth. I missed that.

It was nothing only a 2 month coma! I've had much worse. My ex must have killed me about 6 or 7 times.

ooc:Tullamore (Tull), while alot of fun to play can get a bit old after a while so I'm using his amneisia inflected ex-wife for a change of pace.

*walks in*
jesus is it ladies night or somethin?

*Lafier sits at a booth... and gingerly checks her bandages.*

Guess it looks that way... :D
hi Rambo!

*walks in*
jesus is it ladies night or somethin?
hey! yep *reaches behind the bar and pulls out a dress* you better put this on :p

*walks in*
jesus is it ladies night or somethin?

*Mae gives Rambo that would make a priest blush*

Why Mr. Rambo do you prefer men these days?

hey! yep *reaches behind the bar and pulls out a dress* you better put this on :p


*looks shocked*
ummmm........it's not my color........?

Hi RA! What happened to you last night!? We needed your help w/those disgusting beetles!!!

XElegant_Egotistx']Hi RA! What happened to you last night!? We needed your help w/those disgusting beetles!!!

OOC:my fuckin internet crapped out i guess because of the heat
IC:my bad what happened?

*looks shocked*
ummmm........it's not my color........?
nonsense! it'll bring out your eyes! and i know you've got the legs to pull it off

nonsense! it'll bring out your eyes! and i know you've got the legs to pull it off


yeah i'm sure i can pul it off with my monkey legs.....yeeeeno.....