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No, what's going on right now?

I've been gone too long.

That is what's going on. we are saving the castle and entertaining ourselves n the process...

No, what's going on right now?

I've been gone too long.

OOC: That's what she's trying to explain. Read this http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9032275&postcount=2

Joc said attacks aren't traps, but AFTER someone falls in the trap, pummelling them with the penguin on a bungee cord, so it comes back, and flaming peasant parts is a hell of a lot of fun! *evil grin*

OOC: That's what she's trying to explain. Read this http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9032275&postcount=2

I know about the game. Just what's the situation? Who's where? I'm not reading every single post. I just need a summary.

Joc said attacks aren't traps, but AFTER someone falls in the trap, pummelling them with the penguin on a bungee cord, so it comes back, and flaming peasant parts is a hell of a lot of fun! *evil grin*
OOC: Here's the difference. If you just position the penguin and bungee so I set if off somehow then that is a trap (much like I did to TCG earlier with a wooden spoon). If you just shoot it at me, that is an attack. See the difference. Your hole was a trap. Pushing everything on top of me was an attack. Again, see the difference.

I know about the game. Just what's the situation? Who's where? I'm not reading every single post. I just need a summary.

OOC: Ok, here's the deal. TCG's team is it and consists of Hype, Ariddia, Nekone and TCG. My team trapped TCG last night and consists of... are you ready for this?... me

TCG's part of springing the trap was well-written, by the way. You should read it. It's fairly short. http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=424540&page=15&pp=15

OOC: Here's the difference. If you just position the penguin and bungee so I set if off somehow then that is a trap (much like I did to TCG earlier with a wooden spoon). If you just shoot it at me, that is an attack. See the difference. Your hole was a trap. Pushing everything on top of me was an attack. Again, see the difference.

I know the difference, but I thought we could attack too... :p

*she goes out of the castle unnoticed. she walks to the nearest town where she had some equipment transported a few days ago, in preparation. she enters a large, hardly used common room, and there surveys all the contraptions she found in the castle.

She giggles and meets the old man she has been talking to.*

Now, as agreed, here are the 10 gold pieces. And your family will be under the Chocolate Goddess' protection. all you have to do is sell some of these to a man named Sir Jocabia. I don't care how much you sell them, as long as he buys something. and you keep the money. are we clear?

*she nods in satisfaction and takes a large mirrored shield back with her to the castle*

OOC: Hmmm...interesting. Now, how to join a team

*she goes out of the castle unnoticed. she walks to the nearest town where she had some equipment transported a few days ago, in preparation. she enters a large, hardly used common room, and there surveys all the contraptions she found in the castle.

She giggles and meets the old man she has been talking to.*

Now, as agreed, here are the 10 gold pieces. And your family will be under the Chocolate Goddess' protection. all you have to do is sell some of these to a man named Sir Jocabia. I don't care how much you sell them, as long as he buys something. and you keep the money. are we clear?

*she nods in satisfaction and takes a large mirrored shield back with her to the castle*

Hmmmmmmm........????? Hope this is good!

OOC: Hmmm...interesting. Now, how to join a team
OOC
Just choose a side, you can always change... only Joc and I can't

OOC:
Oh, and since we are playing a game in teams, we should really try to use the OOC acronym if we are commenting, so as not to confuse people.

I know the difference, but I thought we could attack too... :p
OOC: You can, if you like. Remember, however, that the point isn't to kill the person fifteen times over. The point is to come up with something interesting and thoughtful as a trap. You don't have to explain every little detail. Leave some things to the imagination, as I tried to do for Nekone and did do for TCG. I gave TCG the elements of the trap and she sprung it in a way I wouldn't have thought of. That way each trap will be unique and will be a little bit of the thoughts of all of the players. Does that make sense.

OOC: How to go about joining TCG's team...

*walks into the castle* Ooh, sign-up lists! *looks at the two pieces of paper pinned to the wall* Um... I know! *signs up with Jocabia's team*

OOC: You can, if you like. Remember, however, that the point isn't to kill the person fifteen times over. The point is to come up with something interesting and thoughtful as a trap. You don't have to explain every little detail. Leave some things to the imagination, as I tried to do for Nekone and did do for TCG. I gave TCG the elements of the trap and she sprung it in a way I wouldn't have thought of. That way each trap will be unique and will be a little bit of the thoughts of all of the players. Does that make sense.

OOC: Yeah, had you fallen into our trap, you'd have been a gonner... we sorta overdid it I think. OK, more than sorta! Well, as I said, I'm tired, and I'm off for a while. TCG? Are you going to tell the rest of the group what you're creating? (Does that have to be listed ahead of time, the way we did, so Joc could choose to avoid it?)

*walks into the castle* Ooh, sign-up lists! *looks at the two pieces of paper pinned to the wall* Um... I know! *signs up with Jocabia's team*

Yay! One for Joc!

OOC: Yeah, had you fallen into our trap, you'd have been a gonner... we sorta overdid it I think. OK, more than sorta! Well, as I said, I'm tired, and I'm off for a while. TCG? Are you going to tell the rest of the group what you're creating? (Does that have to be listed ahead of time, the way we did, so Joc could choose to avoid it?)

OOC: he can choose to avoid it, if he wishes. just like anyone can. but part of the fun is to go for the trap. i can give you a little hint on IM or something...

OOC: How to go about joining TCG's team...
ooc:
you just joined! now if you want more in depth detail, you'll have to IM me or something... or just play along on the thread

Yay! One for Joc!
Yay for me!

OOC: And I IM you how?

*she enters the castle, carrying her large shield. she sits on her tassled pillows, humming softly and polishing her mirrored shield, a look of self-satisfaction on her face*

OOC: he can choose to avoid it, if he wishes. just like anyone can. but part of the fun is to go for the trap. i can give you a little hint on IM or something...

OOC: That was half our problem. We posted the entire trap for Joc to see ahead of time. doh! If you get a chance, TG me a hint!
I gotta go now... Ciao all!

IC: *Mistress Hype, all pissed off because Joc avoided that elaborite trap, goes to her dungeon to pout and do a little cocoaine.*

And I IM you how?

ooc:
*giggles* you can always try the little icons under my name... or sw33tceleste@yahoo.ca or sweetceleste@hotmail.com

*bangs on Hype's door*

What's that for!!!! *growls*

*bangs on Hype's door*

I wouldn't do that if i were you, dear. She's high on cocoaine and... it could be bad for you

*runs away giggling*

OOC: TG TCG

*Master Sadisto., also high on cocoaine, answers the door and takes three steps to catch up to Mono, grabs him by the neck, and desides if he's going to play with him.*

OOC: Mistress Hype and Master Sadisto, (about 6'8" and built like a brick house), are the resident BDSMers....

IC: * Mistress Hype yells out the door* I told Master S. he can play with you any way he wants! *evil grin*

ooc:
*giggles* you can always try the little icons under my name... or sw33tceleste@yahoo.ca or sweetceleste@hotmail.com

OOC: Alright

Yay. I'm so happy. So unbelieveably happy. In fact, *gets punched repeatedly*

OOC: I chose to avoid your trap because it was overKILL. I can always avoid a trap no matter how much you list ahead of time. The reason for not explaining the whole thing is so that I believe you get more entertainment when you let the imagination of other people work. If you don't believe that then post the whole trap. How much of the trap you give away is not going to affect whether I or a teammate allow it to spring.

IC:

*Jocabia meets up with Monotonous outside the castle.* So you've joined me, yes? Just so you know. It's not really my team. You can do whatever you like. Set your own traps or work with me on mine. It's your call.

*Jocabia hands Monotonous a metal codpiece.* You'll need this.

OOC:Are you on IM, Monot?


OOC: I get it... the "victim" has an active roll. Good enough.

IC:

*Jocabia meets up with Monotonous outside the castle.* So you've joined me, yes? Just so you know. It's not really my team. You can do whatever you like. Set your own traps or work with me on mine. It's your call.

*Jocabia hands Monotonous a metal codpiece.* You'll need this.

OOC:Are you on IM, Monot?
OOC:
I might be. I think I might have Windows Messenger on.

*she goes out of the castle unnoticed. she walks to the nearest town where she had some equipment transported a few days ago, in preparation. she enters a large, hardly used common room, and there surveys all the contraptions she found in the castle.

She giggles and meets the old man she has been talking to.*

Now, as agreed, here are the 10 gold pieces. And your family will be under the Chocolate Goddess' protection. all you have to do is sell some of these to a man named Sir Jocabia. I don't care how much you sell them, as long as he buys something. and you keep the money. are we clear?

*she nods in satisfaction and takes a large mirrored shield back with her to the castle*

*Jocabia storms into a nearby town and slays a few peasants in anger over the goat.* That was just unnecessary. *He thinks*

*An old man comes up to Jocabia while the blood of other peasants is still dripping from his sword. He cannot believe the intestinal fortitude of this man so Jocabia decides to listen to what he has to say.*

*Jocabia reaches out and grabs the old man's tunic and cleans his sword on it.*

Jocabia: What do you want? *he catches himself* Look, I'm sorry about the tunic. You didn't kill my goat. Anyway, what can I do for you? *his face softens*
Old man: Goat? *shakes his head in confusion and then continues* I have a little shop over hear and I've heard rumors about a game at the castle. I have something I think will help.
Jocabia(follows the old man): Oh?
OM: Just look at what I have here. It is an interesting selection, no?
Jocabia: How are various phallic instruments going to help me get my opponents? You do know when I say get I mean trap, yes?
OM: Not those. Must you think about sex all the time. I was pointing over here. *points to a series of codpieces with varied designs and crests on them.*
Jocabia: Wow, they even appear to be big enough. And that's my symbol, right there. How... Nevermind. I'll take it. *Jocabia takes the codpiece and pays the required gold.*

*Jocabia strides back toward the castle, proudly wearing his codpiece, but letting his tunic cover it.* No shots to the jewels for me.

OOC: Yeah, had you fallen into our trap, you'd have been a gonner... we sorta overdid it I think. OK, more than sorta! Well, as I said, I'm tired, and I'm off for a while. TCG? Are you going to tell the rest of the group what you're creating? (Does that have to be listed ahead of time, the way we did, so Joc could choose to avoid it?)
OOC: I chose to avoid your trap because it was overKILL. I can always avoid a trap no matter how much you list ahead of time. The reason for not explaining the whole thing is so that I believe you get more entertainment when you let the imagination of other people work. If you don't believe that then post the whole trap. How much of the trap you give away is not going to affect whether I or a teammate allow it to spring.

IC:

*Jocabia meets up with Monotonous outside the castle.* So you've joined me, yes? Just so you know. It's not really my team. You can do whatever you like. Set your own traps or work with me on mine. It's your call.

*Jocabia hands Monotonous a metal codpiece.* You'll need this.

*the castle bell rings and she rushes to the gates. she whispers to the men unloading the wagon and they follow her to the pool. she emptied the pool night before last. the big men hurriedly open the crates and empty them in the bassin before rushing out, faces white and sweaty. she smiles sweetly at them as they rush passed her. this will may work well...*

*salutes*
Yes, Commander Jocabia!
*equips codpiece*
Oh, and you might want this. *hands Jocabia a key marked "Private Stash o' guns"*

*the castle bell rings and she rushes to the gates. she whispers to the men unloading the wagon and they follow her to the pool. she emptied the pool night before last. the big men hurriedly open the crates and empty them in the bassin before rushing out, faces white and sweaty. she smiles sweetly at them as they rush passed her. this will may work well...*

*Hype comes out of dungeon, jumping up and down* I want to know what the trap is!!!!! Tell me about it!

OOC:
I might be. I think I might have Windows Messenger on.

OOC: name?

Ah, hello there TCG.

*Hype comes out of dungeon, jumping up and down* I want to know what the trap is!!!!! Tell me about it!

OOC: I thought you were leaving... so i didn't bother writing it right then and there. sorry.

OOC: I thought you were leaving... so i didn't bother writing it right then and there. sorry.

OOC: I was just about to when I clicked refresh and saw Mono's hit and run at my door... lol! Did you receive TG?

OOC: Also, Mr. H. called and will be late so I have a bit more time...

OOC:
Jocabia, I think it's placebo151.

*salutes*
Yes, Commander Jocabia!
*equips codpiece*
Oh, and you might want this. *hands Jocabia a key marked "Private Stash o' guns"*

One, we're a team. You don't answer to me. Two, right now we need to just tread lightly. They're up so we need to avoid getting caught in one of their traps. *A hummingbird lands near Jocabia and he reaches out and crushes it in one of his giant hands.* They have spies EVERYWHERE. Be very careful.

OOC: Also, Mr. H. called and will be late so I have a bit more time...

OOC: tg Hype

OOC:
Jocabia, I think it's placebo151.

It says you're offline. tienji@hotmail.com

Ah, hello there TCG.

Zat, i think your cinema skills and musical taste will come in handy in the future, but right now... do you have a *she looks around and whispers in his ear*

That could be very useful very soon. My trap is almost set.

OOC: tg Hype

OOC: Got it.

*evil laugh*

You got AIM? If not I can give you my gmail address.

:D OOC: TCG, I can't IM you w/Yahoo for some reason... I want background! Zat's whatever!

You got AIM? If not I can give you my gmail address.

sure, ToBNordic

*she smiles radiantly at Zat and licks his cheek*
You are such a doll! That will do nicely indeed. All we need is for Joc to come back to the castle then. But get that thing quickly. he could be back any moment.

*Waits impatiently....*

*Jocabia and Monotonous wandered the castle grounds chatting about their plans and getting to know one another. Jocabia sees a banana peel on the groung and Monotonous is about to step on it.*

WHOA! *Jocabia pushes Monotonous way too hard*

You nearly stepped on that. *Jocabia crouches and evaluates it.*

It could be part of some complicated trap that ends in you getting punched in the groin. *knocks on the codpiece* You have to be more careful, my friend *looks totally paranoid*

*after conferencing with Zat, she goes back to her pillow pile and hides something in the pillows while Zat carefully lays in wait, something heavy in his hands...

TCG goes looking for Joc and his new playmate*

*after conferencing with Zat, she goes back to her pillow pile and hides something in the pillows while Zat carefully lays in wait, something heavy in his hands...

TCG goes looking for Joc and his new playmate*

Zat, you care to let me in on this conference? I'm missing the latest.

Zat, you care to let me in on this conference? I'm missing the latest.

OOC Zat doesn't seem to be here so i am improvising Hype. the trap is set. all we need are the trappees, as it were

Banana peel! How tacky do they think we are?

*Jocabia and Monotonous wandered the castle grounds chatting about their plans and getting to know one another. Jocabia sees a banana peel on the groung and Monotonous is about to step on it.*

WHOA! *Jocabia pushes Monotonous way too hard*

You nearly stepped on that. *Jocabia crouches and evaluates it.*

It could be part of some complicated trap that ends in you getting punched in the groin. *knocks on the codpiece* You have to be more careful, my friend *looks totally paranoid*

*Monotonous just looks at Jocabia like he's crazy and runs off to tend to some personal errands.*

*Jocabia continues to wander the castle grounds, trying to avoid anything that might look like a trap.*

Banana peel! How tacky do they think we are?

OOC: it's just to give a sense of the paranoia that can build up, hype. if we didn't put it there, then it's not a trap.

*Monotonous just looks at Jocabia like he's crazy and runs off to tend to some personal errands.*

*Jocabia continues to wander the castle grounds, trying to avoid anything that might look like a trap.*

*her powers may be gone, but she still has a strong sense of her castlemates and she knows Joc is nearing. she goes back to her pillow pile and lounges. she calls his name*

Joc, is everything alright? You look... strained.

OOC: it's just to give a sense of the paranoia that can build up, hype. if we didn't put it there, then it's not a trap.
OOC: I know... I'm half joking... 3 stooges kinda stuff... :D

*her powers may be gone, but she still has a strong sense of her castlemates and she knows Joc is nearing. she goes back to her pillow pile and lounges. she calls his name*

Joc, is everything alright? You look... strained.

*Jocabia starts*

Huh? Yes, my Goddess, I'm fine. Just fine. *Continues to peer around wildly*

*Jocabia starts*

Huh? Yes, my Goddess, I'm fine. Just fine. *Continues to peer around wildly*

*grins... Yeah, fine if you're paranoid and have a rubber neck! grins some more*

*Jocabia starts*

Huh? Yes, my Goddess, I'm fine. Just fine. *Continues to peer around wildly*

*she chuckles and pushes the button. Zat feels the pull and directs it at Joc. A look of consternation washes over Joc's face as he realizes he is being pulled. But the magnet is stronger than TCG thought. her large shield flies from her pillow pile and hits Joc in the back, pulling him down the corridor. she gets up and follows discreetly from behind*

*Mistress Hype tries not to laugh out loud and follows at a distance behind TCG*

*she chuckles and pushes the button. Zat feels the pull and directs it at Joc. A look of consternation washes over Joc's face as he realizes he is being pulled. But the magnet is stronger than TCG thought. her large shield flies from her pillow pile and hits Joc in the back, pulling him down the corridor. she gets up and follows discreetly from behind*

*Jocabia struggles against the magnet as best he can but with the shield that is now on his back, he feels like he is being crushed. He trips and the shield flies away toward the magnet. Jocabia breathes a sigh of relief but continues to be dragged toward the unknown force. Once outside he finds himself being pulled toward the pool and as he reaches it he tries to grab onto the edge to prevent him from being pulled further. His codpiece is torn from his pants and he is left... exposed.*

*TCG is wide-eyed. It has been a long time since she has had her champion and she feels a the pangs of withdrawal.*

*Without the force of the magnet, Jocabia drops into the pool. Too late he realizes that it is not filled with pool water, but some kind of slime and there seems to be many things moving about. Jocabia feels them begin to bite and sting him and he is regularly pulled under. Eventually, he disappears under the slime for what seems like an enternity.*

*Jocabia reappears, gasping for air and covered in blood though it can't be told whether his own or the blood of... others. The slime no longer seems to be churning as violently.*

There's just too many of them.

*Jocabia disappears under the slime again and it appears to be almost boiling. When he finally surfaces, the slime seems much calmer, but Jocabia appears exhausted. He makes his way to the edge of the pool and falls face down onto..."

What is this? Paper? *he picks it up. It only says one thing - "You're it"*

Ok, my goddess, that one sucked. Really bad. *He stumbles off, annoyed at being bested.

*laughing wildly* That was GREAT!!!! *evil grin*

OOC: I just wanted to stick around long enough to see the trap sprung :D

*<snip>
What is this? Paper? *he picks it up. It only says one thing - "You're it"*

Ok, my goddess, that one sucked. Really bad. *He stumbles off, annoyed at being bested.

*she approaches him, stiffling a giggle and hands him a towel*
I know, but you are a hard act to follow
*she licks his cheek and barely escapes his grab for her arm*

Well, that was a waste of time, never even got to see the slapstick comedy.

Well, that was a waste of time, never even got to see the slapstick comedy.

OOC: She tried to wait for you, but you disappeared.

OOC: She tried to wait for you, but you disappeared.

OOC: Yeah, someone else who uses this comp. changed the password for internet access. But I was actually talking about how the trap was a waste of time for my character.

ooc: so Joc is it?

OOC: Update - Monotonous joined my team and we're it. I'll begin work on a trap shortly.

OOC: Yeah, someone else who uses this comp. changed the password for internet access. But I was actually talking about how the trap was a waste of time for my character.

ooc: your character would have been more of a participant had you been there, but i didn't to take control... sorry.

*she has been overseeing the peasants all day, trying to get the pool clean again. a few died drowning in that slime, some were ill and will probably die soon... but no matter. the trap worked. and she got a lick. what could be better? Too bad about the mirrored shield though. she had plans for that, but she'll have to revise them now. she pouts and goes back to her tassled pillow pile and lounges.*

*tries breaking the rules with his fist*

*buys a new computer*

bah

*Jocabia lounges in a stream letting the cold water wash away the slime, poison and blood and close up his wounds. The swelling has mostly gone away and he has returned to his regular light-tan complexion. He sleeps uncomfortably and as his head begins to dip below the water he starts and awakens. His eyes light up. He has a plan.*

*Jocabia climbs from the stream and draws a symbol into the sand and disappears.*

*In Valhalla, Jocabia strolls among the monuments to ancient deeds. He finds what he is looking for and smiles.*

Jocabia: I knew I'd find you here, Frigg. You have always had a special appreciation for that particular battle. Thanks for that, by the way.
Frigg: I hear you have special relationships with many goddesses these days, but I remember those days when it was I alone that you worshipped. Your worship makes a goddess powerful. I heard you call for me. How could I not help my champion?
Jocabia: I appreciate the help of a goddess, but I have long since learned the folly of worship. Now, a goddess must be content with just my affections. *Frigg leaned in and let him kiss her* But once again I need your help. *Jocabia and Frigg embraced. He knew the cost of her assistance.*

*Many hours later, Jocabia appeared at the entrance to the Castle. He entered the room just outside of the one where TCG is lounging. On a table he placed a Chocolate Mousse Pie. The frangrance was intoxicating and so thick it was almost visible. It was nearly impossible for Jocabia not to eat it himself even with the antidote given to him by Frigg, though he knew of its affects. TCG would smell it soon and would be unable to resist.*

Enjoy, my goddess. *he thought and for the first time in a long time, he heard Frigg answer.*

CAKE!!!!!!

*hurries towards it*




*watches Cake play*

Booooo!

*throws tomatoes*

Greetings everyone! Still desliming Joc? heheheheh!

Ack! Is it just TCG and I on this side? Goddess, that gives them a good chance to nail one of us! Maybe I'll make Master S walk in front of us.

Don't mind me...... I'm swiss.....

*makes everyone hide their riches in his pocket*

Don't mind me...... I'm swiss.....

*makes everyone hide their riches in his pocket*

*Suddenly LP is weighed down by tons of gold care of Jocabia. His pockets explode and he is buried under the mountain of Jocabia's amassed wealth*

*Suddenly LP is weighed down by tons of gold care of Jocabia. His pockets explode and he is buried under the mountain of Jocabia's amassed wealth*
*swims in the money like Dagobert Duck*

*sniff*

What's that smell?

*sniff*

*follows his nose*

*finds the door from under which the sweet sweet smell is oozing*

OOC: LP, whose team are you on?

IC: Joc, where'd you get all the gold!? You could... share?

OOC: No team. I'm an anarchist (the true Kazoo spirit)

IC:*kicks in the door*

fooooooood!

*she smell the sweet temptation of chocolate. very fine and definitely not human... she snickers. no human can make chocolate so divine...*

*she gets up and says hi to her castlemates, approaching the pie with great curiosity*

*finds the door from under which the sweet sweet smell is oozing*

*The gold disappears and goes back to from whence it came. LP lands on the floor with a plop.*

@hype
Bah, who needs gold?

*all the gold in the world could not have stopped him*

foooooOOOOOOOOOD!!!

*bursts out of the pile of gold to grab the pie and bury his entire face in it*

*all the gold in the world could not have stopped him*

foooooOOOOOOOOOD!!!

*bursts out of the pile of gold to grab the pie and bury his entire face in it*

*she approches him and licks a bit of the pie off his head*
oh my, you should not have done that, LP

*she approches him and licks a bit of the pie off his head*
oh my, you should not have done that, LP
*licks out the last remains*

*feels Goddess lick him*

*frenches her furiously to retreive the pie*

*she approches him and licks a bit of the pie off his head*
oh my, you should not have done that, LP

*Jocabia steps out of the shadows.* Hello. Enjoying my pie?

*Jocabia steps out of the shadows.* Hello. Enjoying my pie?
*snarls towards Joc*

MINE!

*continues frenching Goddess*

*licks out the last remains*

*feels Goddess lick him*

*frenches her furiously to retreive the pie*

That must be some good pie! He's trying to get it BACK! *Whispers something to Master S. and wonders where Ariddia is... we think better together.) Does some cocoaine and wants some chocolate, but alas, TCG in her human form isn't MADE of chocolate!*

Foooood! Everything looks like pouring blood... *giggles*

:fluffle: whats a girl gotta do to get a french kiss around here?

*snarls towards Joc*

MINE!

*continues frenching Goddess*
*she succombs to the little fire in her belly and melts in Lp's arms*

*stops frenching Goddess and is totally torn between Peech and the pie*

....ng.....mhm.......grrr.g......hm.......s.mng.....

OOC: juuuuuuust great. Peechland is finally back and no one want to meet her?

IC:
*drops the bowls with a loud clang and jumps on Peech, kissing her furiously*

hmm....

i think i will kazoo it another time

OOC - sorry for barging in but YAY welcome back Peech I still saved my sig, *goes slightly red

Peechland you will never ever leave again

*chains her to every object in the castle*

LP, you should thank me for this later. *Jocabia sees that his trap has failed and leaves before he has to watch TCG and LP make love*

Peechland you will never ever leave again

*chains her to every object in the castle*


haha.....that means id be chained to you too. ;)

ooc: later folks....missed you all lots. see you tomorrow :-)

LP, you should thank me for this later. *Jocabia sees that his trap has failed and leaves before he has to watch TCG and LP make love*
I should do what now?

There's nothing I should do. I can do whatever I want and whenever I want. You can't stop me. Muahahahahaha

*throws Peech into the pile of pillows, snatches up Goddess and licks for old times' sake*

haha.....that means id be chained to you too. ;)

ooc: later folks....missed you all lots. see you tomorrow :-)
You know it does ;)

OOC: see you Peech :fluffle:

Teams eh?
*picks up a pair of gloves, secuteurs and a basket and starts pottering around the herb garden*
One for blissful sleep...

I should do what now?

There's nothing I should do. I can do whatever I want and whenever I want. You can't stop me. Muahahahahaha

*throws Peech into the pile of pillows, snatches up Goddess and licks for old times' sake*
*Crawls down the wall behind him and gets ready to tickle*
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*Crawls down the wall behind him and gets ready to tickle*
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WHOA! :D ;)

LP, you should thank me for this later. *Jocabia sees that his trap has failed and leaves before he has to watch TCG and LP make love*

*she watches him go and feels some strange pang that make her stop and wonder...why? her eyes narrows as she watches the door he has just closed*

*after ten hours of inactivity, jumps onto the couch*

curse you!!!

*wanders into an empty hall juggling three stick grenades, cursing about exams*

Yeah, I was soooo bored during my revision that I actually learned to juggle. In RL. Combine that with my random looking ski hat and we have a psychotic court jester. Yay!

*still juggling, tribes arms the grenades in quick succession then releases them at different angles, just in case someone is hiding behind an infernal couch or the giant pit barbeque*

*Pulls shrapnel out of his ear and catches the blood in a goblet*

*Pulls shrapnel out of his ear and catches the blood in a goblet*
*looks over as a jet of OP's blood spews into the air and is caught in a cup*

A ha. I see someone is here then. Eveni...

*throws five throwing knives he was juggling in OP's general direction*

OK, so I realise I'm supposed to 'set traps', but just for now...I'm gonna pratt around for a bit. Possibly with some more explosive things.

*re-appears in the middle of the room*

Good evening. Is Joc trapped yet? ;)

*re-appears in the middle of the room*

Good evening. Is Joc trapped yet? ;)
No, but I've eaten his chocolate pie......wait......that came out way to raunchy

No, but I've eaten his chocolate pie......wait......that came out way to raunchyMew?
[and is that a problem?]

*backs away a little from LP*

Hmm... I suppose a new trap is needed, then. Is Hype around?

Mew?
[and is that a problem?]

*strokes Nekone's back with his penguin*

Hello, there!

Mew?
[and is that a problem?]
Not really..... Not for me anyway...... Not too sure if Joc swings that way.



And I don't know what this trap does yet.....Except for making me make love to ex-Goddess. :confused:

*strokes Nekone's back with his penguin*

Hello, there!
Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :D

Meower...
[So, are we still it?]

:D *looks over as a jet of OP's blood spews into the air and is caught in a cup*

A ha. I see someone is here then. Eveni...

*throws five throwing knives he was juggling in OP's general direction*

OK, so I realise I'm supposed to 'set traps', but just for now...I'm gonna pratt around for a bit. Possibly with some more explosive things.
ooc:
sorry, comp froze

ic:
*catches the knifes trhough his right palm, now using a keg to collect the blood*
that was uncalled for, i'm neutral!
*Pulls out the flamethrower and thoroughly roasts LP* :D :D

:D
ooc:
sorry, comp froze

ic:
*catches the knifes trhough his right palm, now using a keg to collect the blood*
that was uncalled for, i'm neutral!
*Pulls out the flamethrower and thoroughly roasts LP* :D :D
*farts in OP's direction sending him ablaze too*


*gets ready for a beautiful synchronized dive into the moat*

:D
ooc:
sorry, comp froze

ic:
*catches the knifes trhough his right palm, now using a keg to collect the blood*
that was uncalled for, i'm neutral!
*Pulls out the flamethrower and thoroughly roasts LP* :D :D
Sorry, I'm not that up with the whole "mini vendetta's" thing. Just call me a random juggling element and let me wreak havok. :)

*Juggles some binary nerve gas combo's, mixing the contents and launching the vapour-spewing bottles into the fray*

*farts in OP's direction sending him ablaze too*


*gets ready for a beautiful synchronized dive into the moat*
*commences horrified twitch...*
........
........
.......
........
........
........
i'm okay now
DIE @$#&*ER
*guillotine starts it's drop*

*commences horrified twitch...*
........
........
.......
........
........
........
i'm okay now
DIE @$#&*ER
*guillotine starts it's drop*
*dives into the moat, the guillotine just brushing past his firm bottom, cutting off his pants*

*with a glorious naked swandive he lands in the moat*

*dives into the moat, the guillotine just brushing past his firm bottom, cutting off his pants*

*with a glorious naked swandive he lands in the moat*
curses, foiled again.
*starts drinking the blood from the keg*
oh yea....
*drops depth charge into the moat below*

*Jocabia wanders in* What's up, doc?

OOC: No, TCG got me. My team - Mono and I - is it.

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :D

Meower...
[So, are we still it?]

I'm not sure. I think we should prepare a trap just in case.

Hype was thinking of using my penguin and a bungee rope to catapult it into Joc's privates. How about if we put it in the fridge and rig it so that happens if he opens the fridge door?

Then we'd need some way to make sure he does open it...

*Jocabia wanders in* What's up, doc?

OOC: No, TCG got me. My team - Mono and I - is it.

Ah, ok.

*sits back and watches Joc warily*

Sod depth charges, I'm putting some bio-engineered lion-dolphins (liphins) in there!

*watches as the liphins swim towards LP*

MWAH HA!

Sod depth charges, I'm putting some bio-engineered lion-dolphins (liphins) in there!

*watches as the liphins swim towards LP*

MWAH HA!

*jumps out the window onto the back of a liphin. Rides him around the moat screaming, "yeehaw"*

Ariddia, did you use ALL my peasants already?! :eek: I see no peasant count!

*jumps out the window onto the back of a liphin. Rides him around the moat screaming, "yeehaw"*
*triggers the plastic explosive in the stomach of the liphin that Joc is riding*

*watches Joc sail into the air. Is still juggling, just for relaxation purposes*

Ariddia, did you use ALL my peasants already?! :eek: I see no peasant count!

Ooh, you're right! Well, it seems TCG has drowned a few, so...

(Hype's peasants' count: 19 remaining)

*frenches Hype to welcome her back*

*bats a peasant in her general direction with his penguin*

OOC: Greetings!

IC: Am I the only one on TCG's team who is in here? *starts worrying*

*triggers the plastic explosive in the stomach of the liphin that Joc is riding*

*watches Joc sail into the air. Is still juggling, just for relaxation purposes*

*Jocabia sails through the air and lands on his feet on the bank, rubbing his nuts.*

Dude, why is all about nuts with you?

*frenches Arid back :fluffle: :fluffle: Bats peasant with board in general direction of joc*

Are we the only two on our side Ariddia????????

OOC: Is anyone else's Jolt/NS dragging?

OOC: Damn this drag!!! Damn it to hell!!!

Who here is on the TCG team aside from Arid and me? And Arid, I have a new plan for a trap! *evil smirk*

*frenches Arid back :fluffle: :fluffle: Bats peasant with board in general direction of joc*

Are we the only two on our side Ariddia????????

OOC: Is anyone else's Jolt/NS dragging?

I think Nekone is with us...

Should we prepare a new trap in advance, even though Joc is 'it'?


OOC: No, mine's dragging too...

*casually joins Joc on the bank*

Hey dude. Good cake yesterday..... got some more?

Who here is on the TCG team aside from Arid and me? And Arid, I have a new plan for a trap! *evil smirk*

Ooh! Let's hear it!

*rubs his hands gleefully, red eyes flashing and narrowing to slits*

Ahem. *regains his usual composure*

Oh that's right, Joc is it... after being pulled by the codpiece into the pool. :D

I have an idea, but we should probably TG it or something, because that's what they've been doing, so they don't know ALL the details...

Oh that's right, Joc is it... after being pulled by the codpiece into the pool. :D

I have an idea, but we should probably TG it or something, because that's what they've been doing, so they don't know ALL the details...

Hmm... All right.

*walks over to his letter box just inside the castle, and waits for a telegram to appear there* ;)

Oh that's right, Joc is it... after being pulled by the codpiece into the pool. :D

I have an idea, but we should probably TG it or something, because that's what they've been doing, so they don't know ALL the details...


Well we start with... I can't say or it won't work!

Hmm... All right.

*walks over to his letter box just inside the castle, and waits for a telegram to appear there* ;)*Nekone's head pops out... *

Mew!
[No new TG's...]

OOC: and yep... I'm on TCG's team... me and every Rat in the castle ;)

Well we start with... I can't say or it won't work!
Yahoo IM?

or

MSN?

OOC: I can look up what my yahoo ID is. I really only use AIM. :p

OOC: Found it, but I barely know how to use it!
:p

OOC: Well, I'm going now anyway... Send me a TG if you like! :)

OOC: Sent a TG Arid... going to send one to you as well Nekone. I have to go as well... other stuff to attend to here.

*throws several grenades into an enclosure of peasants to 'liven up the decor' in that area*

OOC: Damn this drag!!! Damn it to hell!!!

Who here is on the TCG team aside from Arid and me? And Arid, I have a new plan for a trap! *evil smirk*

OOC: I am

OOC: I need to know the plan

ooc: TG Nekone or Ariddia... I'm too tired to type it all out again! :p

OOC: Alright, but they're not online

OOC: Zat... TG

*throws several grenades into an enclosure of peasants to 'liven up the decor' in that area*

OOC: Not staying, sorry, just passing through to update the counter... Hype, I got your TG, and liked it. ;)


IC:
(Hype's peasants' count: 12 remaining)

OOC: Got it

IC: Lucky Hype with the peasants

*having roamed the castle for the past 2 days, she comes down from the attic, dusty and weary. there are few things she can probably use but... tooo tired to think right now. she comes to the main hall and just plops down her dais of tassled pillows with the biggest martini glass in the place, filled with Divine Kiss and just sips, letting the warmth wash over her*

Brainstorming, brainstorming, for after now. Now, too simple, Now, ineffective. Yes, I've go it.

OOC: bump

*having roamed the castle for the past 2 days, she comes down from the attic, dusty and weary. there are few things she can probably use but... tooo tired to think right now. she comes to the main hall and just plops down her dais of tassled pillows with the biggest martini glass in the place, filled with Divine Kiss and just sips, letting the warmth wash over her*
*enters*

Ah.... big conundrum ay?

obviously so

*wanders around, worndering why all those peasants have numers*

*she comes in from the baths, towel-drying her hair, humming and looks at the new comer*

Can i help you?

*she comes in from the baths, towel-drying her hair, humming and looks at the new comer*

Can i help you?
Yes I was looking for the torture shop...... someone said it should be here, but this place is a castle.....so I think I'm lost now :(

Yes I was looking for the torture shop...... someone said it should be here, but this place is a castle.....so I think I'm lost now :(

I have a torture chamber... by shop, do you mean to buy, or be punished? *grins*

Yes I was looking for the torture shop...... someone said it should be here, but this place is a castle.....so I think I'm lost now :(

*a slow evil smile spreads across her face as she looks the stranger up and down, very slowly, speculatively*

*she stretches her hand out*
I am known as The Chocolate Goddess, minus the divinity these days... and you are?

I was looking for......tools....

*bows to the ex-Goddess, unsure what to do*

And I am Mistress Hype, this here with me is Master Sadisto. It sounds like you're looking for something in our territory? *evil smirk* We specialize in torture and have a wonderful dungeon, but yes, you should introduce yourself.

I am the one to see for tools. What exactly are you looking for? *somewhat excitedly grins at him*

*shakes hands with Hype and Sadisto while still bowing*

Just call me Thief...... you'll be calling it later ;)

And what tools?.... errr..... sharp and point ones

Oh, confident aren't we? Well, I have everything you can imagine and a few things you can't. Can you be a little more specific? *Mistress wonders if she will get the chance to use the new toy on him... grins*

Oh, confident aren't we? Well, I have everything you can imagine and a few things you can't. Can you be a little more specific? *Mistress wonders if she will get the chance to use the new toy on him... grins*
Poor master Sadisto

*she tries to look up skirts*

Needle like things....

Oh, confident aren't we? Well, I have everything you can imagine and a few things you can't. Can you be a little more specific? *Mistress wonders if she will get the chance to use the new toy on him... grins*

*she hides a smile behind her hand, throws the towel at a peasant, and plops down on her pile o pillows*

Poor master Sadisto

*she tries to look up skirts*

Needle like things....

OOC: No skirts... Dominatrix' don't wear skirts!

IC. Needle like things is still a bit to general. Can you be more specific?

OOC: No skirts... Dominatrix' don't wear skirts!

IC. Needle like things is still a bit to general. Can you be more specific?
sheesh..... they DO have the biggest collection of torture devices here....

*gives up looking under skirst as no one is wearing any*

*feels uncomfortably clothed*

So.... how about a tour?

sheesh..... they DO have the biggest collection of torture devices here....

*gives up looking under skirst as no one is wearing any*

*feels uncomfortably clothed*

So.... how about a tour?

So how about a name, Thief?

So how about a name, Thief?
Mary-Jo, but you can call me MJ

Mary-Jo, but you can call me MJ

And why did I think you were a guy? :confused:

And why did I think you were a guy? :confused:
Hahaha. Someone told me most of the people here are guys. Easy mistake to make I think...

... hot stuff ;)

OOC: I'm also a woman, so is TCG.

OOC: I'm also a woman, so is TCG.
OOC: your point? :p

OOC: That not only guys are online here! :p

OOC: That not only guys are online here! :p
OOC: lol. Girl power!! :D

So what's all this team business? You are on TCG's right?

OOC: It's a twisted version of tag. Yes I'm on TCG's team. She can give you the rundown. I gotta get going. Have fun!

IC: * Hands Theif various pointy objects, (including pens)* Don't poke your eye out! *Mistress Hype leads Master Sadisto on his leash back to the dungeon.* Have a good time! Very nice meeting you! :fluffle:

OOC: It's a twisted version of tag. Yes I'm on TCG's team. She can give you the rundown. I gotta get going. Have fun!

IC: * Hands Theif various pointy objects, (including pens)* Don't poke your eye out! *Mistress Hype leads Master Sadisto on his leash back to the dungeon.* Have a good time! Very nice meeting you! :fluffle:
I'm very good with my hands, thankyouverymuch.

*inspects the sharp objectsand selects the thinnest and sharpest ones*

Byebye Hype, Sadisto

thinnest and pointiest? you'll get on well here...

So... MJ, is it? *snickers* (ooc: sorry, no disrespect intended), state your position and make it interesting. send me a TG and i'll add you to the list on the first post.

OOC: Sleep through the evening and I miss everything.

*Walks out of the shadow*
O great Godess, i offer you my humble service
ooc:
might as well make it official...
ic:
pleeeeaase....
*Gives her the puppy eyes*

OOC: Hello there

Greetings everyone... I just thought I'd say Hello and Welcome *evil snicker*

I am Mistress Hype and this here is Master Sadisto. We can take care of any of your BDSM needs, as well as some others. *grins*

At the moment, I am semi-conscious, so I shall leave you to look around. Just step over the corpses. *smiles*

*Walks out of the shadow*
O great Godess, i offer you my humble service
ooc:
might as well make it official...
ic:
pleeeeaase....
*Gives her the puppy eyes*
*her eyes grow wide at being surprised, but she quickly recovers*
Really?
*a slow smile spreads across her lips*
What kind of service are you offering?
*raised eyebrow and a low laugh*

@ ZATARACK:
I guess we'd better mail or TG to get that plan going, or just go ahead and do it for the team...

@Lofturior:
Welcome. If you plan to stay, please state your position and duties, so i may post on first... post. By TG please, so i don't lose it.

OOC: TG to get it started. And I'll be gone for a while, helping my grandma pack.

OOC: TG to get it started. And I'll be gone for a while, helping my grandma pack.
ooc: Thanks. i'll take a look, but i'll only be back on later tonight.

*her eyes grow wide at being surprised, but she quickly recovers*
Really?
*a slow smile spreads across her lips*
What kind of service are you offering?
*raised eyebrow and a low laugh*
well, i was thinking combat.
...
...
am i missing something?

well, i was thinking combat.
...
...
am i missing something?
Hell yes

Hell yes
mer? :confused:
please explain...

OOC: Two teams.... kind of like Tag... except you have to catch a member of the other team in a trap. When you do, their team is "it". (The traps are weird and icky and skanky and such.) That's the tag game.

This thread is based on deviant sex. That's ALL it is for the most part. (And who's to say what's deviant.)

Will someone TG me if a new trap is being made? I came up w/an idea and TGed a few people with it, but if you've got something better, Zat or TCG, please let me know. :fluffle:

[QUOTE=:fluffle:[/QUOTE]
NO FLUFFLE!...
*Twitches a bit*
I need a woman right now...

NO FLUFFLE!...
*Twitches a bit*
I need a woman right now...
*pinches OP's ass*

hey there hansome*

OOC: Two teams.... kind of like Tag... except you have to catch a member of the other team in a trap. When you do, their team is "it". (The traps are weird and icky and skanky and such.) That's the tag game.

This thread is based on deviant sex. That's ALL it is for the most part. (And who's to say what's deviant.)

Will someone TG me if a new trap is being made? I came up w/an idea and TGed a few people with it, but if you've got something better, Zat or TCG, please let me know. :fluffle:

OOC: Yours seems fine. But we're waiting to be trapped by Joc now, no?

ahem...
*calls upon every homophobic power he can*
FRY HOMO!
*gestures and surrounds LP with fire*

ahem...
*calls upon every homophobic power he can*
FRY HOMO!
*gestures and surrounds LP with fire*
Oh nooooo!

homophobic fire

*runs*

*is surrounded*

*runs in circles*

OOC: Yours seems fine. But we're waiting to be trapped by Joc now, no?
OOC: I thought it was our turn... oh, maybe your right. Joc in the pool was the last one wasn't it?

Oh nooooo!

homophobic fire

*runs*

*is surrounded*

*runs in circles*
*laughs maniacally*
please don't touch me again
*quenches the blaze*

*laughs maniacally*
please don't touch me again
*quenches the blaze*
sorry man

*sneaks up on OP*

*taps his shoulder and hides*

OOC: Looking below, I thought TCG and Zat were talking about a trap. Why did we think it was our turn? Well it can't hurt to have a plan in place ahead of time! I TGd Nekone about my idea also..

IC: A plan that involves the penguin! w00t! By the way Ariddia, do you know what my peasant count is? :fluffle:

*laughs maniacally*
please don't touch me again
*quenches the blaze*

OP, just give in! Or I could let Master Sadisto play with you instead? ;)

NO FLUFFLE!...
*Twitches a bit*
I need a woman right now...

Why no fluffle? I am Mistress Hype. That makes me a WOMAN! ;) :fluffle:

*strolls into the castle and heads up to her chambers.....she looks at her scrotum collection with the utmost affection. It takes her back to a time when blood was a plenty, and Tribes read to her every evening......sigh.....*

ooc:wow....hey to all you new folks :fluffle: .....and fluffles for the rest of my castlemates. :fluffle:

Hello, Peeches! *waves and :fluffle:s*


A plan that involves the penguin! w00t! By the way Ariddia, do you know what my peasant count is? :fluffle:

*:fluffle:s Hype*

As far as I know, it hasn't changed from last time, so:

(Hype's peasants' count: 12 remaining)

And, wait... The plan you sent to me didn't involve the penguin! Though I would love to see it put to good use.

*pats his penguin affectionately, and eyes the remaining peasants with a wicked gleam in his red eyes*

Why no fluffle? I am Mistress Hype. That makes me a WOMAN! ;) :fluffle:
:eek: :eek: :eek:
ooc:
my mistake, thought you were LP....need a bigger screen...
...
...
kiss and make up[out]? ;)

Hello everyone! Welcome back Peeches. :)

OK, OP, you thought I was LP? :eek: I'm not even going to ask how you came to that conclusion.

:fluffle: Ariddia. So 12 peasants left. I think I'm going to have to go get more. But there's always the penguin and bungee cord! *evil laugh* I have to say, that was fun!

Peasants? *confused*

Hello Nureonia. I'm Mistress Hype, and this is Master Sadisto. We use the peasants as our playthings. *evil grin spreads across her face* You aren't a peasant... are you? *she asked evilly*

Well... *He shrugs.* Depends on what sort of playthings...

*strolls into the castle and heads up to her chambers.....she looks at her scrotum collection with the utmost affection. It takes her back to a time when blood was a plenty, and Tribes read to her every evening......sigh.....*

ooc:wow....hey to all you new folks :fluffle: .....and fluffles for the rest of my castlemates. :fluffle:

OOC: :eek: *breaks down and sobs*
i can't believe i missed you again! *thinks furiously* a special trap for you, maybe? one that traps you here? so you don't leave?

OOC: Castlemates and more specifically - TEAM MATES!!! - Jocabia is still the tag and must still tag us. There was some confusion about the trap he set up for me earlier this week and LP walked into it before I could... Zat and I are only discussing a future trap.

OOC: Castlemates and more specifically - TEAM MATES!!! - Jocabia is still the tag and must still tag us. There was some confusion about the trap he set up for me earlier this week and LP walked into it before I could... Zat and I are only discussing a future trap.

OOC: I discussed a future trap w/Nekone, Ariddia, and someone else. Maybe we can combine, or at least we all should be on the same page, so we all know what's going on.

OOC: I discussed a future trap w/Nekone, Ariddia, and someone else. Maybe we can combine, or at least we all should be on the same page, so we all know what's going on.

ooc: nothing is set in stone. we can either combine or just play one and then the other another time...

ic: *she wakes from a restless sleep in which she keeps running after Peeches, but never finding her, and always meeting with a snickering Joc, which fills her with dread and leaves her paranoid and wary*

Goddess, i never want to sleep again... *yawns*

*He yawns and stretches, waiting to find out what happens to peasants.*

Neuronia, they usually end up tortured and dead or something unpleasant. Eaten, cut up. Catapulted, flaming at Joc. *giggles*

Hrm... do they, now? In that case... *He goes to work on a very un-elaborate trap. It basically conists of a peasant hanging from a coat hook with a sign next to it - "Free to good home" -- and a cage that falls when pressure's removed from the coat hook.*

OOC: You have to choose a team... Joc or TCG... best not to reveal the whole trap in the thread. :p

OOC: a) I like setting traps. b) Maybe I am with a team and you just don't know it. Maybe I'm fighting the power. :o

c) Maybe I'm my own team. >_>;

OOC: Dear lord! I do a little thing like leave for three weeks, and my name is wiped from the roster like so much bird leaving! WHY JEBUS! WHY?!?!?!

OOC: Stag, it happens to us all... ;)

OOC: Oh never mind. I shall expect it to be put up again! *Brandish finger*
Since I'll be on here more soon, because I have enough time :D

Now, which team to choose....

TCG has cheerleaders....
But Joc has.......
has.....
I'm sure he'll figure somthing out :p

*snaps out of his trance*
I had the most pleasant dream....
but you people are reall...
am i still a virgin??

I have no clue. I was in a different room.

OOC: Bump

OOC: Dear lord! I do a little thing like leave for three weeks, and my name is wiped from the roster like so much bird leaving! WHY JEBUS! WHY?!?!?!

ooc: Actually, it's Dear Goddess, but you can call me Sweety. And if you'd know to TG me and be nice ;) ... if you are, i'll put you ba-a-ck.

ic:
*she hears Stag's comments and gets all flustered*
I have NO cheerleaders!!! I have teammates! People I expect to be devious and help me set up traps for Jocabia... And when I have my powers back (don't ask), you can have one wish. Or course, I can interprete it anyway i want, but hey, it's better than nothing. In the meantime, you get chocolate.
*wide smile*

*A black streak runs into the room and into TCG's arms*
Meeeerrrrrroooooowwwww
[I missed you.]

*Jocabia slips up outside of the castle and digs a large hole. He winds a firehose down the side of the hole and places it in the hole facing up. He then builds up the outside of the hole so the it slants into the hole and then makes all of the dirt loose around the edges. Finally, he covers the hole with a net and some bits of dirt and leaves to make it virtually invisible.*

OOC: Hello from Louisiana, everybody.

*A black streak runs into the room and into TCG's arms*
Meeeerrrrrroooooowwwww
[I missed you.]

*she smothers Nekone with licks and kisses*
Me too, Kitty! Me too!

*Jocabia slips up outside of the castle and digs a large hole. He winds a firehose down the side of the hole and places it in the hole facing up. He then builds up the outside of the hole so the it slants into the hole and then makes all of the dirt loose around the edges. Finally, he covers the hole with a net and some bits of dirt and leaves to make it virtually invisible.*

OOC: Hello from Louisiana, everybody.

*after spending a few hours cuddling with Nekone and working the furballs out of his fur, she gets up, leaving the poor cat sleeping contendly. things have been quiet these days. too quiet. she ponders the whereabouts of her nemesis and decides to take a walk.

she takes her weapons, you never know, and she steps outside the castle. she starts to walk the perimeter, looking up at the stars, pondering again on which of her "relatives" pulled this little trick on her when she feels her foot give way.

she whips out her whip and tries to latch on to the bars on a window while cursing*

Not another fu*****... *in the split second it takes to utter the words, she is pelted with Celine Dion CDs and misses her aim. with a sigh, she falls yet again into another hole. she is entangled in some kind or... rope? she prays hopefully... just as water bursts forth, soaking her thoroughly.

could it be worse?

yes, Jocabia's evil and flair for the naughty shines yet again, as the earth turns to mud*

*after spending a few hours cuddling with Nekone and working the furballs out of his fur, she gets up, leaving the poor cat sleeping contendly. things have been quiet these days. too quiet. she ponders the whereabouts of her nemesis and decides to take a walk.

she takes her weapons, you never know, and she steps outside the castle. she starts to walk the perimeter, looking up at the stars, pondering again on which of her "relatives" pulled this little trick on her when she feels her foot give way.

she whips out her whip and tries to latch on to the bars on a window while cursing*

Not another fu*****... *in the split second it takes to utter the words, she is pelted with Celine Dion CDs and misses her aim. with a sigh, she falls yet again into another hole. she is entangled in some kind or... rope? she prays hopefully... just as water bursts forth, soaking her thoroughly.

could it be worse?

yes, Jocabia's evil and flair for the naughty shines yet again, as the earth turns to mud*

*TCG squirms in the net and discovers that she should be careful about wearing a skirt as the powerful spray of the fire hose finds a very uncomfortable place.*

*Jocabia appears at the side of the hole.* Enimas are good for you, Goddess. It fends off illness. I'm just looking out for you now that you're human. Oh and by the way... *Jocabia flips on a flood light with black light bulbs and TCG sees a message on the wall of the castle.* You're it!

*As Jocabia leaves he switches of the fire hose and leaves TCG to climb out of the net and back to the castle.*

We only hurt the ones we love, Goddess... *She hears in the distance.*

*<snip>
*Jocabia appears at the side of the hole.* <snip> Oh and by the way... *Jocabia flips on a flood light with black light bulbs and TCG sees a message on the wall of the castle.* You're it!

*As Jocabia leaves he switches of the fire hose and leaves TCG to climb out of the net and back to the castle.*
<snip>


*she climbs painfully out of the hole, clawing and using her daggers. she reaches the rim and just pulls her legs up and lies there.*
I sure know how to pick Champions *she says disgustedly.*
Would it kill you to help me out of one of your traps, once in a while?
*she continues to mutter under her breath. something about chivalry and dying...*

*finds Goddess on the side of some pool that wasn't there before*

My oh my.... you are all wet..... again....

*drags her onto a sunny patch of grass*

That'll get you dried up

*dives into the pool, landing uncomfortably on the hose*

*wakes up to the floodlights and walks over to the window*
thats new...
*jumps to the ground*
what can i do?
:(

*sitting in a chair, reading the newspaper Generic News*

So, Goddess, the trap's ready to be set-up.

*sitting in a chair, reading the newspaper Generic News*

So, Goddess, the trap's ready to be set-up.
*from his concealed position behind the great armchair, tribes leaps from behind and garottes Zatarack with a cheesewire*

Ah ha, I have you kno...

Hey, who are you?

*releases the cheesewire. Slightly*

*smacks Tribes*

Hey I was using that!

*takes the wire*

*smacks Tribes*

Hey I was using that!

*takes the wire*
*watches LP floss his teeth with the wire*

*waits for the screaming and rivers of blood*

*sees a river of blood from LP's direction, goes to have a look*

*finds LP unconscious, the wire between two teeth in a mouth full of blood*

Dude, you're an idiot.

*watches LP floss his teeth with the wire*

*waits for the screaming and rivers of blood*

*sees a river of blood from LP's direction, goes to have a look*

*finds LP unconscious, the wire between two teeth in a mouth full of blood*

Dude, you're an idiot.
Quickly.... CPR!

*almost dies*

Quickly.... CPR!

*almost dies*
*starts pumping LP's heart. With each pump, more blood is forced out of the gaping mouth wound, causing LP to get worse*

Are you sure you still want CPR?