NationStates Jolt Archive

Woah, wait.

Why we immediately excluding homosexual manners of revenge?
Because... Amerigo doth not swingeth that way...

I leave you in charge of hiring a suitable stripper for Spoffins batchelour party, you can even choose the strippers gender- feel better? :D
The one... that gender... with the... the gender with the vagina... What do you call that gender again?

Damn... I always forget...

Female... I think... yeah...

I don't think she really wants to marry any of us.


Weeeelllll....that's not exactly true.

OMG! you don't bloody say!? :rolleyes:

Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. And you said you weren't riled! ;)

Weeeelllll....that's not exactly true.
Absolutely! Spoffins a lucky man :D
Will you still be called Parratoga on the forums or will we have to call ya Mrs. Spoffin?

Weeeelllll....that's not exactly true.
Yeah she wants Amerigonator Man

EEEEEY!

OMG! you don't bloody say!? :rolleyes:

OMG liek i totaly new that i cant believ u sed tht

Go to hell.

Weeeelllll....that's not exactly true.

No? Who then? You could really spare us a whole lot of time.

No? Who then? You could really spare us a whole lot of time.


Well...this time I am going to have to met in real life before I say I want to marry anyone on Nation States again.

Well...this time I am going to have to met in real life before I say I want to marry anyone on Nation States again.

Good call.

OMG liek i totaly new that i cant believ u sed tht

Go to hell.


I think Tinker and Seph make a nice couple. Don't you?

Good call.

And before I say I'm going to marry someone... I am also going to meet other people too. I shall not make the same mistake twice!

I think Tinker and Seph make a nice couple. Don't you?
Perhaps a double wedding? You and Spoff;Tinker and Seph?

I think Tinker and Seph make a nice couple. Don't you?

I think if a 15 or 16 year old girl is going to come in here and ruin the joke by getting all depressed because she likes someone she met over the internet, then she shouldn't act all indignant when I don't realize she understands the joke.

Hey! Someone voted for me!

I think if a 15 or 16 year old girl is going to come in here and ruin the joke by getting all depressed because she likes someone she met over the internet, then she shouldn't act all indignant when I don't realize she understands the joke.
Yeah... I think last time... someone ruined the joke too...

Some people cannot understand some sophisticated slapstick (no oxymoron there) humor...

Perhaps a double wedding? You and Spoff;Tinker and Seph?


Lol

Hey! Someone voted for me!
Someone voted for me too!

8 more votes and I'm in the lead :D

Spoffin. Because i like his name the best.

I wouldnt mind if she married me, however.

Hey! Someone voted for me!


So then did. :)

Someone voted for Amerigo too. :)

Now, I wonder who that was?

Spoffin. Because i like his name the best.

I wouldnt mind if she married me, however.
And Amerigo you don't like? You... Italian hating bigot...

(Nevermind the fact I'm not Italian!)

So then did. :)

Someone voted for Amerigo too. :)

Now, I wonder who that was?
Oh I see how that is... A pity vote... :(

Two can play at that game!

Time to break out my only "puppet" Amerigo the mod and cast a pity vote for you...

How would you like that? Huh! We'll see!

(insert diabolic maniacal laughter here)

Seriously, who voted for me?

And Amerigo you don't like? You... Italian hating bigot...

(Nevermind the fact I'm not Italian!)

I am though.

I think if a 15 or 16 year old girl is going to come in here and ruin the joke by getting all depressed because she likes someone she met over the internet, then she shouldn't act all indignant when I don't realize she understands the joke.

Yeah...I know. I think she got miffed because I don't want to marry Seph. Why that is I don't know, Tinker and Seph flirt all the time. You'd think she'd be happy that I don't want to marry him. :rolleyes:

Argh damn you jolt! I can't even cast a pity vote back at Parratoga! :(

I'm so sad...

Argh damn you jolt! I can't even cast a pity vote back at Parratoga! :(

I'm so sad...
Cast a pity vote for Spoffin then, that will cheer you up.

I am though.
Oh damn... well in that case I'd give you my vote... but its too late... so in that case I must seceed from the race!

If only I were Italian :(
Everybody would love me...
And I'd eat delicious homemade pasta and pizza unlike anything else :(
And I would be admired and worshipped by all :(

I wish I was Italian...

:(

Cast a pity vote for Spoffin then, that will cheer you up.
No the thing wont let me cause i gotta register amerigo the mod... and i dont wanna... bastards!

Who said I casted any "pity" votes?

Oh damn... well in that case I'd give you my vote... but its too late... so in that case I must seceed from the race!

If only I were Italian :(
Everybody would love me...
And I'd eat delicious homemade pasta and pizza unlike anything else :(
And I would be admired and worshipped by all :(

I wish I was Italian...

:(

Ah, I like Russians though Amerigo! ;)

Who said I casted any "pity" votes?
That is incircumstancial... Now that we know Sadejgh is Italian you gotta marry him... :(

It must be so... Because Italians are better than everyone else... CAuse they got the pizza and pasta... and the mafia down in sicily... and the renaisannse and then all those rich merchants... and machiavelli...

I think there is no contest anymore...

:(

Sadejgh

DEATH!

(for butchering my name, Emireggo)

Ah, I like Russians though Amerigo! ;)
That matters not... Like... But it is impossible to not love an Italian.. or Italy itself... so thus everyone but Sgjhgjh is disqualified...

:(

DEATH!

(for butchering my name, Emireggo)
Oooh your definately not gonna like the next post... :o

Sgjhgjh



I hate you.

I hate you.
Hey shut up... Look what you got going for you... Your Italian... that makes you pretty much a god!

And I am a mere worm that crawls at your feet, begging for you to give me some of your Italianess so I can become a golden worm instead of a slimy plain one...

That is incircumstancial... Now that we know Sadejgh is Italian you gotta marry him... :(

It must be so... Because Italians are better than everyone else... CAuse they got the pizza and pasta... and the mafia down in sicily... and the renaisannse and then all those rich merchants... and machiavelli...

I think there is no contest anymore...

:(


Oh bull! I'm not going to marry someone because they are Italian you silly!

Oh bull! I'm not going to marry someone because they are Italian you silly!
You won't know how or when... But sooner or later your going to find yourself married to an Italian...

It cannot be helped...

You won't know how or when... But sooner or later your going to find yourself married to an Italian...

It cannot be helped...
Amerigos right, you and Don Spoffino are an inevitablity

You won't know how or when... But sooner or later your going to find yourself married to an Italian...

It cannot be helped...


Well...you know what happens when someone tells me to do something or that I am going to do something? I have a horrible stubborn streak, I'll go out of my way to do the opposite!

Well...you know what happens when someone tells me to do something or that I am going to do something? I have a horrible stubborn streak, I'll go out of my way to do the opposite!


Crap! Wait a minute!

You'll never, ever, ever marry me.

Seriously, who voted for me?

I voted for you. I figure you're the one with the best shot of surviving Parra.

I voted for you. I figure you're the one with the best shot of surviving Parra.

Ahahahahaha!

Crap! Wait a minute!

You'll never, ever, ever marry me.


:D

I voted for you. I figure you're the one with the best shot of surviving Parra.

Lol! Surviving me? Why you don't think the others stand a chance? ;)

Ahahahahaha!

Hmmmm...what's so funny? ^_o

Well...you know what happens when someone tells me to do something or that I am going to do something? I have a horrible stubborn streak, I'll go out of my way to do the opposite!
Try as best you can... but you can never beat fate...

:(

If only I was Italian... my natural charm would be irresistable...

Look at how Sdaerjj's (almost got it I think!) natural charm attracts all to him. It's enough to turn Spoffin gay!

Hmmmm...what's so funny? ^_o

Why do you say that I'd have the best chance of surviving her?

Lol! Surviving me? Why you don't think the others stand a chance? ;)

I don't even think Sdaeriji has much of a chance. Just the best one out of the choices.

It's enough to turn Spoffin gay!

Who says it hasn't already? ;)

I don't even think Sdaeriji has much of a chance. Just the best one out of the choices.

I've had a lifetime of dealing with Italian women. I'm not saying it'd be easy, but I think I could manage.

Why do you say that I'd have the best chance of surviving her?

Your personality and overall psychological makeup (as far as I can tell) would make you better able to handle her.

Try as best you can... but you can never beat fate...

:(

If only I was Italian... my natural charm would be irresistable...

Look at how Sdaerjj's (almost got it I think!) natural charm attracts all to him. It's enough to turn Spoffin gay!

Spoffin, gay? :eek:

You're personality and overall psychological makeup (as far as I can tell) would make you better able to handle her.

I suppose that's a compliment? Thanks.

I wanna bone Parra stupid

I've had a lifetime of dealing with Italian women. I'm not saying it'd be easy, but I think I could manage.


*ahem* I am Swedish, not Italian. ;)

I don't even think Sdaeriji has much of a chance. Just the best one out of the choices.
Hey let me tell you something buddy... Whenver I walk into the room Eye of the Tiger plays...

I wanna bone Parra stupid. But marriage is too much of a comitment.

*ahem* I am Swedish, not Italian. ;)

I didn't say you were Italian. I said that a lifetime of dealing with Italian women has me battle-hardened.

Hey let me tell you something buddy... Whenver I walk into the room Eye of the Tiger plays...

...and you think that's a positive sign? ;)

I suppose that's a compliment? Thanks.
Turn this insignificant worm golden... I beg you oh great one!

...and you think that's a positive sign? ;)
Yeah.. cause I'm pretty sure it has "Cause I'm a survivor" in that song somewhhere...

I wanna bone Parra stupid


:eek: I don't think you're alone in that want!


Eridanus, my friend from Idaho, how are ya?

Yeah.. cause I'm pretty sure it has "Cause I'm a survivor" in that song somewhhere...

If you have to say, "I'm a survivor" you probably weren't all that good at surviving anyway...and if you get something spooky like that song playing every time you enter a room and whatnot, you're probably even worse.

But marriage is too much of a comitment.


;) ;) ;)


This reminds me of one of my favorite songs!


Well, I'm not talkin bout locking down forever, baby.
That would be too demanding.
I'm just talkin bout two lonely people
who might reach a little understanding.
I'm not talkin bout knocking out heaven
with whether we're wrong or we're right.
I'm not talkin bout hooking up and hanging out.
I'm just talkin bout tonight.

You were sitting on your bar stool
talking to some fool who
didn't have a clue.
I guess he couldn't see
you were looking right at me
cause I was looking at you too.
Then it's "do you wanna dance",
"have we ever met"
You said "hold your horses boy
I ain't that easy to get"

Well, I'm not talkin bout locking down forever, baby.
That would be too demanding.
I'm just talkin bout two lonely people
who might reach a little understanding.
I'm not talkin bout knocking out heaven
with whether we're wrong or we're right.
I'm not talkin bout hooking up and hanging out.
I'm just talkin bout tonight.

She said "I only take it slow.
By now you oughta know
that I ain't digging this.
If we can start as friends
the weekend just might end
with a little kiss."
She said "I'm a lady looking
for a man in my life
who will make a good husband.
I'll make a good wife."
Heeheeeasy now.

Well, I'm not talkin bout locking down forever, baby.
That would be too demanding.
I'm just talkin bout two lonely people
who might reach a little understanding.
I'm not talkin bout knocking out heaven
with whether we're wrong or we're right.
See, I'm not talkin bout hooking up and hanging out.
I'm just talkin bout tonight.

Yeah, I'm just talkin bout a little bit later tonight.

If you have to say, "I'm a survivor" you probably weren't all that good at surviving anyway...and if you get something spooky like that song playing every time you enter a room and whatnot, you're probably even worse.
No I never say it... that singer from that obscure eighties band that had only that Eye of the Tiger song tells me that I'm a survivor...

And that songs plays in my head... And I don't do it voluntarily it just does that... its kinda weird actually...

;) ;) ;)


This reminds me of one of my favorite songs!


And that reminds me of one of MY favorite songs...

"Amazed" by Offspring...

Sometimes I think I'm gonna drown
Cause everyone around's so hollow
I'm alone
Sometimes I think I'm going down
But no one makes a sound
They follow
And I'm alone
Yeah if I make it I'd be amazed
Just to find tomorrow
One more day and I'd be amazed
Just to see it waiting
And if I make it I'm still alone
No more hope for better days
But if I could change
Then I'd really be amazed
And when you know you can't relate
To one more shiny face
Your heart breaks
No one cares
And when you know you can't go on
Cause everything is wrong
Your heart breaks
But no one's there


Wait how did that remind me of the above song...
Oh well I just wanted to post it ... cause theres one thing this thread doesnt have neough of is depression!

This thread is getting a little weird. I'm getting out of here. Talk to you online later Bob.

See thats the difference between people who are originally Russian by birth as compared to people who are originally Italian by birth.

Italians attract people, while Russians scare people away.

:(

See thats the difference between people who are originally Russian by birth as compared to people who are originally Italian by birth.

Italians attract people, while Russians scare people away.

:(


You don't scare me!

This thread is getting a little weird. I'm getting out of here. Talk to you online later Bob.


Okay Dokey! See ya later!

this thread is habadashery


on an immense scale

You don't scare me!
You're just being nice...

You're just being nice...


No, I am being serious. Honestly, I'm not that nice of a person.

this thread is habadashery


on an immense scale

We aren't making any clothing...

We aren't making any clothing...

you're a doppleganger

Okay, who are the people voting for Seph?

No, I am being serious. Honestly, I'm not that nice of a person.
WEll if you mean it you are an exception...

My bizarre erratic conversations (if they can be called such) make me a difficult person to be around...

I scare little children away...

And even friendly dolphins shriek in fear should I find one lying on the sidewalk...

Oh damn... there I go again...

you're a doppleganger
HEnceforth reveal thy true nature, o spawn of mimcry. Such transgressive grievence shalt not recieveth the rod of mercy but the Rod of pain!

To scare away innocent onlookers...

I will post some death metal lyrics...

"Lerposy"
by Death

Bodies deformed way beyond belief
Cast out from their concerned society
Flesh contorting day after day
Freak of the dark world is what the people say

Their lives decay before their eyes
There is no hope of cure
Among their own kind they live
A life that's so obscure
First an arm and then a leg
Deterioration grows
Rotting while they breathe - Death comes slow

Leprosy will take control and bring you to your death
No chance of a normal life to live just like the rest
Leprosy will spread with time, your body soon to change
Appearance becomes hideous a sight too much to take

Tuberculoid the most severe
Decay of the nerves comes fast
Sense of feeling soon to be gone
Life will never last

No hope of recovery after the nerves are eaten away
Damage is done you feel no more pain
Bones decay deterioration grows
Origin of this horrid disease nobody knows

Their lives decay before their eyes
There is no hope of cure
Among their own kind they live
A life that's so obscure
First an arm and then a leg
Deterioration grows
Rotting while they breathe - Death comes slow

Leprosy will take control and bring you to your death
No chance of a normal life to live just like the rest
Leprosy will spread with time, your body soon to changel
Appearance becomes hideous a sight too much to take

WEll if you mean it you are an exception...

My bizarre erratic conversations (if they can be called such) make me a difficult person to be around...

I scare little children away...

And even friendly dolphins shriek in fear should I find one lying on the sidewalk...

Oh damn... there I go again...


Well, I'm a strange person myself, Amerigo. Don't forget that. And I really do mean it. :)

HEnceforth reveal thy true nature, o spawn of mimcry. Such transgressive grievence shalt not recieveth the rod of mercy but the Rod of pain!


Oh don't talk about rods! Seph will come on here and demand people worship his "rod". :eek:

I don't think she really wants to marry any of us.
Maybe not but I can think of a few things she would like to do with me, not to brag or anything. :D

not to brag or anything. :D
Oh of course not. Goodness!

Bah I've heard that all before from Germanica and Germanica Reborn...

Oh don't talk about rods! Seph will come on here and demand people worship his "rod". :eek:

If he needst talk so much about his rod, it must be puny indeed!

Maybe not but I can think of a few things she would like to do with me, not to brag or anything. :D

That'd be love to do, not just like. http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-11/496284/smilewinkgrin.gif http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-11/496284/newangel.gif

If he needst talk so much about his rod, it must be puny indeed!


Seph is obsessive about talking about it! You may have a point!

That'd be love to do, not just like. http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-11/496284/smilewinkgrin.gif
:)

That'd be love to do, not just like. http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-11/496284/smilewinkgrin.gif http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-11/496284/newangel.gif
Incidentally I heard that before too... Or something close to it...

But who am I to judge anything... I'm not even Italian... :(

Incidentally I heard that before too... Or something close to it...

My motives are much different in this case though.




But who am I to judge anything... I'm not even Italian... :(


*whispers* I like Russians better. ;)

you're a doppleganger

*sigh*

:)


http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-11/496284/balsmilies.gif

Get me from thee list!That just got you a vote.

My motives are much different in this case though.
Are they now?

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-11/496284/balsmilies.gif
Hmm that reminds me...

VIOLENT SMILIES
http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/otn/violent/greenchainsaw.gif
http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/otn/violent/gore.gifhttp://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/violent/smileydies.gif

To scare away innocent onlookers...

I will post some death metal lyrics...

"Lerposy"
by Death

Bodies deformed way beyond belief
Cast out from their concerned society
Flesh contorting day after day
Freak of the dark world is what the people say

Their lives decay before their eyes
There is no hope of cure
Among their own kind they live
A life that's so obscure
First an arm and then a leg
Deterioration grows
Rotting while they breathe - Death comes slow

Leprosy will take control and bring you to your death
No chance of a normal life to live just like the rest
Leprosy will spread with time, your body soon to change
Appearance becomes hideous a sight too much to take

Tuberculoid the most severe
Decay of the nerves comes fast
Sense of feeling soon to be gone
Life will never last

No hope of recovery after the nerves are eaten away
Damage is done you feel no more pain
Bones decay deterioration grows
Origin of this horrid disease nobody knows

Their lives decay before their eyes
There is no hope of cure
Among their own kind they live
A life that's so obscure
First an arm and then a leg
Deterioration grows
Rotting while they breathe - Death comes slow

Leprosy will take control and bring you to your death
No chance of a normal life to live just like the rest
Leprosy will spread with time, your body soon to changel
Appearance becomes hideous a sight too much to take


NO

FIRE PREPPY MISSILES

Toxic
By Britney Spears

Baby, can't you see
I'm calling
A guy like you should wear a warning
It's dangerous
I'm falling

There's no escape
I can't wait
I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous
I'm loving it

Too high
Can't come down
Losin' my head
Spinnin' 'round and 'round
Do you feel me now?

-Chorus-
With the taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slippin' under (Ohh Ohh)
With a taste of the poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic?

It's getting late
To give you up
I took a sip
From my devil's cup
Slowly, it's taking over me

Too high
Can't come down
It's in the air and it's all around
Can you feel me now?

-Chorus-
With the taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slippin' under
With the taste of the poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic?
Don't you know that you're toxic?

-Chorus- x2

Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now
(Spoken) I think I'm ready now
Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now

Are they now?

Yes. Last time I wanted someone to love and like me and wanted someone to marry me. Now...I want someone who I like/love and marriage is only optional. ;)

Yes. Last time I wanted someone to love and like me and wanted someone to marry me. Now...I want someone who I like/love and marriage is only optional. ;)
Thats not the way I remember it...

Hmm that reminds me...

VIOLENT SMILIES
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http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/otn/violent/gore.gifhttp://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/violent/smileydies.gif


http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-11/496284/dogruns.gif

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-11/496284/dogruns.gif
Aww, you killed the little dog. :(

NO

FIRE PREPPY MISSILES

Toxic
By Britney Spears

Baby, can't you see
I'm calling
A guy like you should wear a warning
It's dangerous
I'm falling

There's no escape
I can't wait
I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous
I'm loving it

Too high
Can't come down
Losin' my head
Spinnin' 'round and 'round
Do you feel me now?

-Chorus-
With the taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slippin' under (Ohh Ohh)
With a taste of the poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic?

It's getting late
To give you up
I took a sip
From my devil's cup
Slowly, it's taking over me

Too high
Can't come down
It's in the air and it's all around
Can you feel me now?

-Chorus-
With the taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slippin' under
With the taste of the poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic?
Don't you know that you're toxic?

-Chorus- x2

Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now
(Spoken) I think I'm ready now
Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now


If death metal can't kill you, a very long song of black metal will

I choose you Pikach... I mean Creadle of Filth!


3. Queen Of Winter, Throned
by Cradle of Filth

Even a man who is pure in the heart
And speaks in prayer by night
May become a wolf when the wolf's bane blooms
And the winter moon is bright"

Listen to them
The children of the night
What sweet music they make

Iniquitous
I share Carmilla's mask
A gaunt mephitic voyeur
On the black side of the glass
Peering through the mirror
Deep dark and ominous
Consorting themes, demons I weave
Subservience from thee to lost

I am Corinthian light
A snake in flowers by night
The last temptation of christ
Evil in mortal...

Disguise the guilt
Sharp-eyed, impassive whore
Burn the asafoetida
and rank petriachor
Lure me panthered Faustia
With **** and veiled womb
To prowl thy inner sanctum walls
In Tirgoviste to resume
Control

Seduction, my obsessive art
A pantheon of tragedies inscribed upon the stars
Like thistled ruin, garbed around thy heart
Bacchanal Cinderella, desirious midnight passed
Leaving thee as sacrifice asleep within my arms
'Midst dreams od robed redemption versed in sexual aftermath
When we ebb as tides together, carnal souls entwined
And orgasms expire, come puppet wires and the blind
(Purge)
Fires work in me
A lithe supremacy
I tear asunder heaven as I would all enemies
Impaler Lord
Flesh upon the sword
My lower lusts are sated, the greater herald war

I am thirst, spearheaded hunger
Sacrament and pain
Nails raked in savagery
When the cruel Countessa came

Exalt!
The Queen of death-white winter enthroned
Evil resplendent, in dusk red seething skies
Foam-flecked nightmares drag a moon
Of Draconian design

A love that never dies
Nefarious silhouettes to rise

When stars fall pale
And to drown back in Her eyes
Is to madden ghosts within
To unhinge a thousand sins
From Death's dark vale

"Blessed be these spells of winter
Unto us that wait with patience in
This secret garden
To storm our way into another
As yes undone"

(Surge)

Desert claims Eden
And Hyperborean
Visions of Utopia are driven from the sun
Iconoclast
Before thee angels clasped
In nakedness their ochre flesh
Shall yield to thy advance

She is all to me
Mysterious, alive
The howling in the deep woods
When cold festal stars aligned

A lurid moon looms; phosphorent, evil
Yesod vested in despotic upheaval
Silvering wolves that scarlet forest snow
Forgotten ones ebter as above, so below

The trees groan aghast as ghostly pallored clouds are rent
When the drunken earth heaves, sweep aside seas to ascend
From Sheol's dank haunted wilderness
Thy seal upon Nuit's starry vault to incense the sleepers,
dead

Queen of Winter, throned
The murderess lurked in vulgar caresses
Vestal masturbation
(Purity) Overthrown

Darkness
In raven feathered dress
Sides with Death at chess
Their pawns are many and the enemy
Powerless
When the miscreants fell dead
She took to conjuring spells in the cusp of the night
And the bestial floor shook with terrible life
I rise before thee Queen
To feed our lusts on the blood of the weak
To rule heaven and worlds crawling beneath
Satanic Tyranny

[December '94]

48.5% of people think that I should kill, er, I mean, marry, Parratoga.

All of you are evil, evil denizens of a place hotter, smellier and meaner than Hell (probably this place is Georgia)

Aww, you killed the little dog. :(


Sorry! :(

If death metal can't kill you, a very long song of black metal will

I choose you Pikach... I mean Creadle of Filth!


3. Queen Of Winter, Throned
by Cradle of Filth

Even a man who is pure in the heart
And speaks in prayer by night
May become a wolf when the wolf's bane blooms
And the winter moon is bright"

Listen to them
The children of the night
What sweet music they make

Iniquitous
I share Carmilla's mask
A gaunt mephitic voyeur
On the black side of the glass
Peering through the mirror
Deep dark and ominous
Consorting themes, demons I weave
Subservience from thee to lost

I am Corinthian light
A snake in flowers by night
The last temptation of christ
Evil in mortal...

Disguise the guilt
Sharp-eyed, impassive whore
Burn the asafoetida
and rank petriachor
Lure me panthered Faustia
With **** and veiled womb
To prowl thy inner sanctum walls
In Tirgoviste to resume
Control

Seduction, my obsessive art
A pantheon of tragedies inscribed upon the stars
Like thistled ruin, garbed around thy heart
Bacchanal Cinderella, desirious midnight passed
Leaving thee as sacrifice asleep within my arms
'Midst dreams od robed redemption versed in sexual aftermath
When we ebb as tides together, carnal souls entwined
And orgasms expire, come puppet wires and the blind
(Purge)
Fires work in me
A lithe supremacy
I tear asunder heaven as I would all enemies
Impaler Lord
Flesh upon the sword
My lower lusts are sated, the greater herald war

I am thirst, spearheaded hunger
Sacrament and pain
Nails raked in savagery
When the cruel Countessa came

Exalt!
The Queen of death-white winter enthroned
Evil resplendent, in dusk red seething skies
Foam-flecked nightmares drag a moon
Of Draconian design

A love that never dies
Nefarious silhouettes to rise

When stars fall pale
And to drown back in Her eyes
Is to madden ghosts within
To unhinge a thousand sins
From Death's dark vale

"Blessed be these spells of winter
Unto us that wait with patience in
This secret garden
To storm our way into another
As yes undone"

(Surge)

Desert claims Eden
And Hyperborean
Visions of Utopia are driven from the sun
Iconoclast
Before thee angels clasped
In nakedness their ochre flesh
Shall yield to thy advance

She is all to me
Mysterious, alive
The howling in the deep woods
When cold festal stars aligned

A lurid moon looms; phosphorent, evil
Yesod vested in despotic upheaval
Silvering wolves that scarlet forest snow
Forgotten ones ebter as above, so below

The trees groan aghast as ghostly pallored clouds are rent
When the drunken earth heaves, sweep aside seas to ascend
From Sheol's dank haunted wilderness
Thy seal upon Nuit's starry vault to incense the sleepers,
dead

Queen of Winter, throned
The murderess lurked in vulgar caresses
Vestal masturbation
(Purity) Overthrown

Darkness
In raven feathered dress
Sides with Death at chess
Their pawns are many and the enemy
Powerless
When the miscreants fell dead
She took to conjuring spells in the cusp of the night
And the bestial floor shook with terrible life
I rise before thee Queen
To feed our lusts on the blood of the weak
To rule heaven and worlds crawling beneath
Satanic Tyranny

[December '94]

Sorry, I'm a bit immune due to a heavy dose of the Dead Kennedys in my younger years.

...The music's OK when there's more ideas than solos
Do we really need the attitude too?
Shedding thin skin too quickly
As a fan it disappoints me
Same old stupid sexist lyrics
Or is Satan all you can think of?...

48.5% of people think that I should kill, er, I mean, marry, Parratoga.

All of you are evil, evil denizens of a place hotter, smellier and meaner than Hell (probably this place is Georgia)


LMAO

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I voted for Spoffin because he and Parra already act like they've been married a long time. :D
I hope that someone switches those urine samples on you.

Sorry, I'm a bit immune due to a heavy dose of the Dead Kennedys in my younger years.

...The music's OK when there's more ideas than solos
Do we really need the attitude too?
Shedding thin skin too quickly
As a fan it disappoints me
Same old stupid sexist lyrics
Or is Satan all you can think of?...
Sexist? Bah...

Immune?
Very well I must release my secret weapon...

How'd ya like some GWAR!

"Fuckin' An Animal"
by GWAR

Oh I am Fuckin' an animal
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm holding on the horns
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm involved with porn
I'm fuckin' an animal
Sure is nice and warm in here
I'm fuckin' an animal drinking fifty beers
I'm fuckin' an animal blowing fifty steers
I'm fuckin' an animal
Oh, I'm a fucking queer
I'm fuckin' an animal
Didn't have to take her on a date
Just had to stand here on a crate
No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment
Just me and animal,
Getting my dick bent I'm fuckin' an animal
Didn't have to say please I'm fuckin' an animal
With Legionnaires disease I'm fuckin' an animal
Damn hard on the knees... I'm fuckin' an animal
Animal fucker, on the loose I'm fuckin' an animal
I'll go from dog to goose I'm fuckin' an animal
Once I fucked a moose I'm fuckin' an animal
But now the animal is in pain!
It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain).
And now it's starting to rain....
But I'm still the same. I'm fuckin' an animal
Not proud of what I do... I'm fuckin' an animal
Had a great time at the zoo I'm fuckin' an animal
Cause you won't let me fuck you...
Animal!

I think we all know who the winner here is. Now quick, somebody grab him before he can get away!
Get off, get off!!

Sexist? Bah...

Immune?
Very well I must release my secret weapon...

How'd ya like some GWAR!

"Fuckin' An Animal"
by GWAR

Oh I am Fuckin' an animal
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm holding on the horns
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm involved with porn
I'm fuckin' an animal
Sure is nice and warm in here
I'm fuckin' an animal drinking fifty beers
I'm fuckin' an animal blowing fifty steers
I'm fuckin' an animal
Oh, I'm a fucking queer
I'm fuckin' an animal
Didn't have to take her on a date
Just had to stand here on a crate
No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment
Just me and animal,
Getting my dick bent I'm fuckin' an animal
Didn't have to say please I'm fuckin' an animal
With Legionnaires disease I'm fuckin' an animal
Damn hard on the knees... I'm fuckin' an animal
Animal fucker, on the loose I'm fuckin' an animal
I'll go from dog to goose I'm fuckin' an animal
Once I fucked a moose I'm fuckin' an animal
But now the animal is in pain!
It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain).
And now it's starting to rain....
But I'm still the same. I'm fuckin' an animal
Not proud of what I do... I'm fuckin' an animal
Had a great time at the zoo I'm fuckin' an animal
Cause you won't let me fuck you...
Animal!

Oh please. I said I listened to the Dead Kennedys, famous for:

Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuck

I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to fuck

I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again

You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fuckin' retainer
Put it in your purse

I'm too drunk to fuck
You're to drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now Oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby

And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to fuck
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh

And what about what Parratoga wants?
Well its difficult to give you that. The problem is, they don't really make stormtrooper outfits for praying mantises.

Sexist? Bah...

Immune?
Very well I must release my secret weapon...

How'd ya like some GWAR!

"Fuckin' An Animal"
by GWAR

Oh I am Fuckin' an animal
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm holding on the horns
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm involved with porn
I'm fuckin' an animal
Sure is nice and warm in here
I'm fuckin' an animal drinking fifty beers
I'm fuckin' an animal blowing fifty steers
I'm fuckin' an animal
Oh, I'm a fucking queer
I'm fuckin' an animal
Didn't have to take her on a date
Just had to stand here on a crate
No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment
Just me and animal,
Getting my dick bent I'm fuckin' an animal
Didn't have to say please I'm fuckin' an animal
With Legionnaires disease I'm fuckin' an animal
Damn hard on the knees... I'm fuckin' an animal
Animal fucker, on the loose I'm fuckin' an animal
I'll go from dog to goose I'm fuckin' an animal
Once I fucked a moose I'm fuckin' an animal
But now the animal is in pain!
It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain).
And now it's starting to rain....
But I'm still the same. I'm fuckin' an animal
Not proud of what I do... I'm fuckin' an animal
Had a great time at the zoo I'm fuckin' an animal
Cause you won't let me fuck you...
Animal!

Hmmm....a lot of my favorite word in there! FUCK! :D

I'm just going to say to everyone who hasn't voted to me that I hate you all.
I would like to echo that statement. I hate everyone who didn't vote for Sdaeriji too.

Well its difficult to give you that. The problem is, they don't really make stormtrooper outfits for praying mantises.

Who says I want a stormtrooper?

Absolutely! Spoffins a lucky man :D
Will you still be called Parratoga on the forums or will we have to call ya Mrs. Spoffin?
You won't be able to call her anything without vocal cords. You're standing in for me in the wedding (and the post-wedding massacure) when I make tracks to Mexico, you know that right?

Oh please. I said I listened to the Dead Kennedys, famous for:

Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuck

I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to fuck

I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again

You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fuckin' retainer
Put it in your purse

I'm too drunk to fuck
You're to drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now Oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby

And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to fuck
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh
I dunno its one thing when your too drunk too fuck... perfectly reasonable... but you seriously have problems if your fucking an animal!

Who says I want a stormtrooper?
Note please: she did not object to the mantis bit.

Hmmm....a lot of my favorite word in there! FUCK! :D
Best Song About Bestiality

I dunno its one thing when your too drunk too fuck... perfectly reasonable... but you seriously have problems if your fucking an animal!
Well, just saying it doesn't exactly make me run away in fear. Can't top that though.

Note please: she did not object to the mantis bit.

Hehehehe

Spoffin, gay? :eek:
Yes! That's my way out!

I'm sorry Parratoga, but it is completely impossible for me to marry you, as I am a homosexual. Sorry, but that's just the way it is.

Best Song About Bestiality


Well...all I noticed was the word fuck.

No, I am being serious. Honestly, I'm not that nice of a person.No... really?
Old Parra "the teddy bear" toga?

No... really?
Old Parra "the teddy bear" toga?


I never claimed to be that nice Spoffin. I'm only "sweet" and "nice" to people I truly care about.

Yes! That's my way out!

I'm sorry Parratoga, but it is completely impossible for me to marry you, as I am a homosexual. Sorry, but that's just the way it is.

Well, that would take Seph out of the running too! ;)

Yes! That's my way out!

I'm sorry Parratoga, but it is completely impossible for me to marry you, as I am a homosexual. Sorry, but that's just the way it is.
See what Saedjj did? Damn his Italian charms.. I knew it... I told you all that Sadjj would turn Spoffin gay!

Well, just saying it doesn't exactly make me run away in fear. Can't top that though.
Well if Death didn't do it... gruesome gruesome Death... (actually Leprosy wasn't the most gruesome of their songs...)
And if Cradle of Filth didn't do it... satanic satanic Cradle of Filth (prolly could have went with Slayer or Danzig...)
I know GWAR wouldn't do it...

See what Saedjj did? Damn his Italian charms.. I knew it... I told you all that Sadjj would turn Spoffin gay!


And maybe he's what turned Seph that way too! ;)

Well...all I noticed was the word fuck.
Well its got a lot of that, but its a delightful little tune about fucking animals...

And maybe he's what turned Seph that way too! ;)
Naw I'll wager he's that way from birth...

See what Saedjj did? Damn his Italian charms.. I knew it... I told you all that Sadjj would turn Spoffin gay!
(I hope someone appreciates how much I want to get out of this)

*kisses Saedij*

*passionately*

*for a very long time*

*with tongue*

(I hope someone appreciates how much I want to get out of this)

*kisses Saedij*

*passionately*

*for a very long time*

*with tongue*
Yep...

Hmm... now that I think of it... I don't want to be Italian anymore...
Those Italian charms are a little TOO powerful...

Well its got a lot of that, but its a delightful little tune about fucking animals...


Why do all threads about me end up having talk about all manner of sexaul perversion? Lol

Well its got a lot of that, but its a delightful little tune about fucking animals...
I still prefer subtlety.

Yep...

Hmm... now that I think of it... I don't want to be Italian anymore...
Those Italian charms are a little TOO powerful...


Hehehe

(I hope someone appreciates how much I want to get out of this)

*kisses Saedij*

*passionately*

*for a very long time*

*with tongue*
Hehe thought I was gonna have to summon George Clooney to whisk you away to safety but you have found your prince charming already.
Let me be the first to wish you and Saedij every happiness, tho you broke poor parras heart;)

Why do all threads about me end up having talk about all manner of sexaul perversion? Lol
Well its not my fault... Death didn't do it... Cradle of Filth didn't do it... so I had to resort to Fucking an Animal...

That'll keep those whippersnappers away!

Alright, tell you what. If you can get the poll up to 70%, I WILL marry Parratoga, right here on the forum.

*uses time while Amerigo is coralling for votes to devise escape plan*

Well its not my fault... Death didn't do it... Cradle of Filth didn't do it... so I had to resort to Fucking an Animal...

That'll keep those whippersnappers away!
Bah, it doesn't work, I told you.

What's a disturbing song...ah

Saturday Night Holocaust


There's a prefab building and a funny smell
Around the hill outside of town
Every now and then we wonder
But we shrug our shoulders
And get back to work

There's a railroad there and trains go by
And there's people locked in cattle cars
And have you noticed
The french fries at the A&W
Taste a little strange?

I drive down to the disco
Pompadour and pink lamme
I bow and blow the doorman
He parts the chain, says join the game

A quick line in the girls room
To the bar for the electrodes
A coin into the right slits
Tape my temple watch me go

Now I want your perfect Barbie-doll lips
And I want your perfect Barbie-doll eyes
Slip my fingers down your Barbie-doll dress
Up and down your spandex ass

If I lit a match for you
You'd melt before my eyes
C'mere my pretty glow-worm
You look so fine to dance with me

The fly-eye lights are throbbin'
I'm burning up the floor
Whirling twirling
Close my eyes
No faces judging me

But I want your perfect Barbie-doll lips
And I want your perfect Barbie-doll eyes
Slip my fingers down your Barbie-doll dress
Up and down your spandex ass

A Hitler youth in jogging suit
Smiling face banded 'round his arm
Says, 'Line up, you've got work to do
We need dog food for the poor'

A scream bleats out, we're herded into lines
Customized vans wait outside
I'm getting scared of my new home
To Auschwitz condominiums we go
Oh no

Now I want your perfect Barbie-doll lips
And I want your perfect Barbie-doll eyes
Let my fingers down your dress
One more time



Ah, subtle and disturbing.

I still prefer subtlety.
GWAR isnt about subltely its a shock rock/metal band that has a perverse explicit humor that some people like me find incredibly hilarious...

But I like all metal... and many metal songs are more subtle in their... themes...

Hehe thought I was gonna have to summon George Clooney to whisk you away to safety but you have found your prince charming already.
Let me be the first to wish you and Saedij every happiness, tho you broke poor parras heart;)
*sighs*

Ah, George. Some day, you will be mine.

Hehe thought I was gonna have to summon George Clooney to whisk you away to safety but you have found your prince charming already.
Let me be the first to wish you and Saedij every happiness, tho you broke poor parras heart;)


Parratoga's heart ain't breakin' :D

I leave you people alone for a few hours and now Spoffin is making out with me? What kind of freak show you running here, Amerigo?

Bah, it doesn't work, I told you.

What's a disturbing song...ah

Saturday Night Holocaust


There's a prefab building and a funny smell
Around the hill outside of town
Every now and then we wonder
But we shrug our shoulders
And get back to work

There's a railroad there and trains go by
And there's people locked in cattle cars
And have you noticed
The french fries at the A&W
Taste a little strange?

I drive down to the disco
Pompadour and pink lamme
I bow and blow the doorman
He parts the chain, says join the game

A quick line in the girls room
To the bar for the electrodes
A coin into the right slits
Tape my temple watch me go

Now I want your perfect Barbie-doll lips
And I want your perfect Barbie-doll eyes
Slip my fingers down your Barbie-doll dress
Up and down your spandex ass

If I lit a match for you
You'd melt before my eyes
C'mere my pretty glow-worm
You look so fine to dance with me

The fly-eye lights are throbbin'
I'm burning up the floor
Whirling twirling
Close my eyes
No faces judging me

But I want your perfect Barbie-doll lips
And I want your perfect Barbie-doll eyes
Slip my fingers down your Barbie-doll dress
Up and down your spandex ass

A Hitler youth in jogging suit
Smiling face banded 'round his arm
Says, 'Line up, you've got work to do
We need dog food for the poor'

A scream bleats out, we're herded into lines
Customized vans wait outside
I'm getting scared of my new home
To Auschwitz condominiums we go
Oh no

Now I want your perfect Barbie-doll lips
And I want your perfect Barbie-doll eyes
Let my fingers down your dress
One more time



Ah, subtle and disturbing.
Speaking of subtlety...

I forgot Blood Duster which is gruesomely disgusting... and lacks all subtlety... I can't post it here I'm sure... (ITs worse than the bestiality song) I'll TM it...
REad it if you dare...

Parratoga's heart ain't breakin' :D
Just to remind me, what is it that actually does that? I know that a vampire is a wooden steak, and a werewolf is a silver bullet...

Can someone please explain to me why it is that this is the most popular thread in General right now?

I leave you people alone for a few hours and now Spoffin is making out with me? What kind of freak show you running here, Amerigo?
What can I say... Your Italian charms are irresistable!

Can someone please explain to me why it is that this is the most popular thread in General right now?
Because people hate me and want to cause me pain.

Can someone please explain to me why it is that this is the most popular thread in General right now?

Because most of us are sick of who's better, Bush or Kerry, and we actually enjoy light-hearted humor.

*sighs*

Ah, George. Some day, you will be mine.
Bad news buddy george got deleted for inactivity months ago;)

Because people hate me and want to cause me pain.

That must suck for you.

Can someone please explain to me why it is that this is the most popular thread in General right now?
CAuse it has all the necessary things a thread needs... Parratoga... sexual inneundo... and a song about bestiality!

Can someone please explain to me why it is that this is the most popular thread in General right now?

Be assured, there is no conspiracy.

CAuse it has all the necessary things a thread needs... Parratoga... sexual inneundo... and a song about bestiality!

OH! those are the things a thread needs? That must explain why all my threads have been crapping out. Or maybe it's because everyone is stupid. :/

OH! those are the things a thread needs? That must explain why all my threads have been crapping out. Or maybe it's because everyone is stupid. :/
Maybe you need a "who should our earth marry" thread?

Ha, that almost shocked me.

Maybe you need a "who should our earth marry" thread?

Yeah, that's just what I need, a three post thread to boost my self esteem.

OH! those are the things a thread needs? That must explain why all my threads have been crapping out. Or maybe it's because everyone is stupid. :/
Top 3 things a thread needs... sorry buddy!

Ha, that almost shocked me.
Fine... you are thick thinned... But it is not a very good song to recite when your eating something... Especially if you really try to picture what the song describes...

Yeah, that's just what I need, a three post thread to boost my self esteem.
Your wish has been granted!

Your wish has been granted!

Damn the written word and its inability to properly convey sarcasm!

CAuse it has all the necessary things a thread needs... Parratoga... sexual inneundo... and a song about bestiality!


Well Parratoga and Sexual inneundo just go together! I don't know about songs about bestiality though! :eek:

Damn the written word and its inability to properly convey sarcasm!
Hey don't bring in any foul language into this thread! :D

Hey don't bring in any foul language into this thread! :D

Darn the written word, I'm sorry. ;)

Well Parratoga and Sexual inneundo just go together! I don't know about songs about bestiality though! :eek:
Trust me everybody loes songs about bestiality... Its what makes this thread such a winner!

Fine... you are thick thinned... But it is not a very good song to recite when your eating something... Especially if you really try to picture what the song describes...
Oh thanks for getting that idea into my head.

Darn the written word, I'm sorry. ;)
Thats fuckin' better! :D

Oh thanks for getting that idea into my head.
See its not that pleasant!

See its not that pleasant!
Not really. LALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU.


Hmm...I'm going to listen to some sane music now.

Maybe you need a "who should our earth marry" thread?


Someone ought to do that to Seph...put Tinker on the poll. They'd make a nice couple.

Not really. LALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU.


Hmm...I'm going to listen to some sane music now.
Not so thick skinned after all!

Someone ought to do that to Seph...put Tinker on the poll. They'd make a nice couple.
Except I think its illegal... age... is... a little... eh... questionable!

uuhhh. who is Parratoga? and why are peaple falling over each other to marry her?

Except I think its illegal... age... is... a little... eh... questionable!


Seph is over 18

uuhhh. who is Parratoga? and why are peaple falling over each other to marry her?

Quiet down.

Not so thick skinned after all!
Thinking about (bad) anal sex while I'm eating isn't the best of ideas.

Seph is over 18
yeah... and tinker is not...

*COUGH* statutory rape *COUGH* *COUGH*

Thinking about (bad) anal sex while I'm eating isn't the best of ideas.
It's not so much about anal sex but more of death by anal rape!

Descriptive isn't it?!

yeah... and tinker is not...

*COUGH* statutory rape *COUGH* *COUGH*
16 right? I think that's legal.

Quiet down.


That dose not answer my question

16 right? I think that's legal.


Hell in some States you can get hitched when your 13!

That dose not answer my question

No one who matters at all to you. Trust me when I tell you that you don't want to get involved.

That dose not answer my question

You're right, it doesn't.

Hell in some States you can get hitched when your 13!
ARe ya sure about that? And would that have to be a marrige where sex is prohibited by the law until the minor turns 18?

ARe ya sure about that? And would that have to be a marrige where sex is prohibited by the law until the minor turns 18?

Yes, it also requires parental consent for people under the age of 18 when they are allowed to marry.

ARe ya sure about that? And would that have to be a marrige where sex is prohibited by the law until the minor turns 18?

Yes I am sure.

ARe ya sure about that? And would that have to be a marrige where sex is prohibited by the law until the minor turns 18?
No, not if the person is 14-15 to begin with (the partner).

Hell in some States you can get hitched when your 13!

I don't think that's true....

No, not if the person is 14-15 to begin with (the partner).

Even then it would be illegal. Sex between two minors is as illegal as sex between an adult and a minor, it just isn't usually prosecuted.

Oh, and parental consent:
http://www.coolnurse.com/marriage_laws.htm

Even then it would be illegal. Sex between two minors is as illegal as sex between an adult and a minor, it just isn't usually prosecuted.
But SEph is over 18 apparently!

But SEph is over 18 apparently!

That has nothing to do with my post whatsoever. Some said that sex wouldn't be prohibitted if both the person and their spouse were under 18 and that isn't true, it is still illegal until they are both over 18. In the case of one adult and one minor sex is illegal until the minor comes of age.

Even then it would be illegal. Sex between two minors is as illegal as sex between an adult and a minor, it just isn't usually prosecuted.
No, depends on the state.

Yeah, most states require parental consent and a court order for kids under 18 to get married.

But SEph is over 18 apparently!
age of consent in the UK is 16 dude and seph and tinker (silly me for thinking they were the same person at one point) are hence "legal" in Britain(they both brits)

No, depends on the state.

There is no state in the U.S. where sex between minors is legal.

age of consent in the UK is 16 dude and seph and tinker (silly me for thinking they were the same person at one point) are hence "legal" in Britain(they both brits)


Yeah! That's right!

I'm bored. Someone dance for me.

There is no state in the U.S. where sex between minors is legal.
Wrong. Look up the age of concent laws, 16 year olds are normally allowed to have sex freely and legaly, and if they are within a few years of each other, depending on the state, down to 14 years of age is legal.

I'm bored. Someone dance for me.


*Does the boot scootin' boogie*

*Does the boot scootin' boogie*

Hey Bob. Why aren't you online? I'm bored.

*Does the boot scootin' boogie*
Wearing a pair of jackboots?

Wearing a pair of jackboots?


I don't wear jackboots.

I don't wear jackboots.
I smell a wedding present.

Hey Bob. Why aren't you online? I'm bored.


My MSN message thingy is giving me trouble. Do you have Yahoo IM?

My MSN message thingy is giving me trouble. Do you have Yahoo IM?

Uh no. But I can probably make an account in like 3 seconds.

I smell a wedding present.

I'd rather out barefoot and wear flowers in my hair, thank you very much. ;)

Uh no. But I can probably make an account in like 3 seconds.

Okay. I'll TG you my screen name on Yahoo.

Too bad I'm already engaged.

Oh well, sorry Parra.

Jim

Too bad I'm already engaged.

Oh well, sorry Parra.

Jim


Well if you weren't I'd have had Amerigo put ya on the poll.

Why not marry every one of your suitors and have your own harem? It is the ERA of equal rights after all.

Jim

Why not marry every one of your suitors and have your own harem? It is the ERA of equal rights after all.

Jim


*raises eyebrows* Hmmm......

*raises eyebrows* Hmmm......

Missed the joke too.

Slipping girl.

Jim

Missed the joke too.

Slipping girl.

Jim

It was such a bad joke though.

Well, Spoffin is winning the poll, not that it makes a bit of difference. I have the inside track and I've the got the one vote that counts. :D

{Sorry, had to gloat just a little, it's the nature of the male beast}

Well, Spoffin is winning the poll, not that it makes a bit of difference. I have the inside track and I've the got the one vote that counts. :D

{Sorry, had to gloat just a little, it's the nature of the male beast}

Bah, we all know I'll win in the end, none of you know her as well as I

uuhhh. who is Parratoga? and why are peaple falling over each other to marry her?
You don't know Parratoga? The Aryan Queen of NS who has a bird that can say: Heil Hitler!! Ra, ra. Heil Hitler!!

Bah, we all know I'll win in the end, none of you know her as well as I
Seriously for a minute Seph.; you are a real friend of hers and she does like you.

once parratoga is done toying with all you little boys, she'll need a real man. that's when confederate glory can sweep in for the score.

once parratoga is down toying with all you little boys, she'll need a real man. that's when confederate glory can sweep in for the score.
I thought you were a gay Nazi who looks butch in leathercoats.

I thought you were a gay Nazi who looks butch in leathercoats.
i am a very butch gay nazi who looks fabulous in a leather longcoat but, confederate glory is straight, and i think he needs a girlfriend.

i am a very butch gay nazi who looks fabulous in a leather long coat
:D Haha!!!
confederate glory is straight, and i think he needs a girlfriend.
Oh, so confederate glory isn't you?

:D Haha!!!

Oh, so confederate glory isn't you?
no, he's the nazi from another board who first introduced me to nationstates, but i forget who he is over here. he's not very active here, and actually he hasn't been on the other board for a few weeks. i just like matchmaking.

Seriously for a minute Seph.; you are a real friend of hers and she does like you.

Indeed. I am lucky beyond words to have her :)

sorry everyone, i didn't realise I sounded moody last night, i didn't mean to, i guess it was just because it was 1am and I was tired

Spoffin is the Smoking Man!
The Smoking Man always gets the girl!
Vote Spoffin!

Waiiiiiiit a minute!

How'd I miss this thread?

I think it's obvious who should marry Paz...

...wait for it...





...me!

Yeah, yeah...I can hear you now, Paz. "But I'm not into women!" Shush for a moment and let me make my case. It'd purely be a matter of convenience: two of the biggest attention whores in NS history teaming up to bring NS General back to the glory of the days of yore. Just think; with my army of Oreo-fed trained Sea Monkeys and your Nazi-Satanist mystique, we could take this forum by storm...

...or, I could crush you beneath my Patent Leather Shoe of Doom. Your choice.

Waiiiiiiit a minute!

How'd I miss this thread?

I think it's obvious who should marry Paz...

...wait for it...





...me!

Yeah, yeah...I can hear you now, Paz. "But I'm not into women!" Shush for a moment and let me make my case. It'd purely be a matter of convenience: two of the biggest attention whores in NS history teaming up to bring NS General back to the glory of the days of yore. Just think; with my army of Oreo-fed trained Sea Monkeys and your Nazi-Satanist mystique, we could take this forum by storm...

...or, I could crush you beneath my Patent Leather Shoe of Doom. Your choice.


Now this I would sell my soul to see!

LMAO

pick me please!!

Dont pick me.

Shes offline kids, we can quit chasing the scootch now. LOL

For the record....

You said "Scootch".

Heheh.

QUOTE=Sylvan Qualinesti]Well, Spoffin is winning the poll, not that it makes a bit of difference. I have the inside track and I've the got the one vote that counts. :D

{Sorry, had to gloat just a little, it's the nature of the male beast}[/QUOTE]
And the vote that counts would of course be mine! ;)

QUOTE=Sylvan Qualinesti]Well, Spoffin is winning the poll, not that it makes a bit of difference. I have the inside track and I've the got the one vote that counts. :D

{Sorry, had to gloat just a little, it's the nature of the male beast}
And the vote that counts would of course be mine! ;)[/QUOTE]

Parra! You posted today! I was getting worried about you. I thought the hurrican might have claimed you, Rod forbid.

QUOTE=Sylvan Qualinesti]Well, Spoffin is winning the poll, not that it makes a bit of difference. I have the inside track and I've the got the one vote that counts. :D

{Sorry, had to gloat just a little, it's the nature of the male beast}
And the vote that counts would of course be mine! ;)[/QUOTE]
:)

No, I'm okay. Just the powers been out for a long time. No hurricane could kill me! You should know better than that my friend! ;)
And the vote that counts would of course be mine! ;)

Parra! You posted today! I was getting worried about you. I thought the hurrican might have claimed you, Rod forbid.[/QUOTE]

I really got to figure out how to use this infernal Web TV thingy! I keep mucking up the quotes! And to Sylvan, *wink wink*

And the vote that counts would of course be mine! ;)
:)[/QUOTE]

No, I'm okay. Just the powers been out for a long time. No hurricane could kill me! You should know better than that my friend! ;)


Parra! You posted today! I was getting worried about you. I thought the hurrican might have claimed you, Rod forbid.
ARG if I don't fix the messed up quotes it'll continue forever!

So thus I fixed it!

I really got to figure out how to use this infernal Web TV thingy! I keep mucking up the quotes! And to Sylvan, *wink wink*

Ahhh, alot like the batting eyelashes.:D

Yeah, like the batting eyelashes simile. *batts eyelashes and winks* BTW: You have to go and see Seph's post on the biblethumper fourm , I hope he doesn't get banned for saying what he said to Meeks!

Seph: check your TG!

Amerigo:Thanks for fixing the quotes.And just so you know I am not ignoring you, there's been a power outage in my area for days now and MSN has been giving me much trouble this week.
Ahhh, alot like the batting eyelashes.:D

Yeah, like the batting eyelashes simile. *batts eyelashes and winks* BTW: You have to go and see Seph's post on the biblethumper fourm , I hope he doesn't get banned for saying what he said to Meeks!

I already read his post there; no, I don't think he'll be banned for that, he's said alot worse to her. ;)

Well, Luna, I like you but not in the sort of way to wait to marry you if you get my drift. So I reckon I'll just have to be crushed by your shoe of doomWaiiiiiiit a minute!

How'd I miss this thread?

I think it's obvious who should marry Paz...

...wait for it...





...me!

Yeah, yeah...I can hear you now, Paz. "But I'm not into women!" Shush for a moment and let me make my case. It'd purely be a matter of convenience: two of the biggest attention whores in NS history teaming up to bring NS General back to the glory of the days of yore. Just think; with my army of Oreo-fed trained Sea Monkeys and your Nazi-Satanist mystique, we could take this forum by storm...

...or, I could crush you beneath my Patent Leather Shoe of Doom. Your choice.

I already read his post there; no, I don't think he'll be banned for that, he's said alot worse to her. ;)


$10 says we all get banned after today!

Dont pick me.


No problem

$10 says we all get banned after today!
I'll take the bet and raise it another ten. We haven't been banned from there yet, and she did start the whole thing. I think even theDisciple saw that; did you notice? He didn't defend her at all. :)

No problem
Don't pick me either.

I voted for Spoffin because he's a decent sort of guy with a head for logic and a weird sense of humor.

I (and I'm proud to say it) remember this thread from the phpBB forums.

I voted for Spoffin because he's a decent sort of guy with a head for logic and a weird sense of humor.
And because of this, you think that I should have Parratoga inflicted upon me?