Who should marry Parratoga? (The initial choosing of the suitors!)
Remember that old thread so long ago... No you don't you young whippersnappers... Do you? WEll it was a grand old thread of old... And now it shall be awaken again...
Who should Parratoga marry?
Present thyself if you wish to be including in the upcoming poll!
A list that is already set in stone... as per request of Parra
Amerigo
Almighty Sephiroth
Sdaerji
Sylvan Qualinesti
Spoffin
...
and Uni-something...
Speak forth if thy wish to be a suitor!
:D
BTW, why didn't you include a poll?
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 20:33
Get me from thee list!
LOL.
Get me from thee list!
Oh come on you know you wanna...
*feels tendrils of feeling emanating from Paz*
Besides the list changes only per request of Parra herself! :D
BTW, why didn't you include a poll?
This is the initial thing... so no one gets excluded from the poll!
Brittanic States
04-09-2004, 20:36
Marathon and Philandrea should both be on the poll
Look, there are some simple reasons why it'd never work out. For one, I couldn't cope with the climate of whatever redneck state Paz currently infests. Two, the cops ALWAYS think it was the husband, and I would not be able to afford Johnny Cochrane on my salary.
Marathon and Philandrea should both be on the poll
Marathon is dead... and I doubt she's necrophilic...
Philandrea is still alive is he? I dunno...
Brittanic States
04-09-2004, 20:38
Marathon is dead... and I doubt she's necrophilic...
Philandrea is still alive is he? I dunno...
Yah man phils still here- you just have to know where to look;)
Look, there are some simple reasons why it'd never work out. For one, I couldn't cope with the climate of whatever redneck state Paz currently infests. Two, the cops ALWAYS think it was the husband, and I would not be able to afford Johnny Cochrane on my salary.
You're just getting cold feet... Everybody gets 'em!
Don't worry it'll work out fine!
:D
And don't ask me... ask Parra
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 20:41
Marathon and Philandrea should both be on the poll
Hmm... Marathon, I liked...but he's not on NS anymore.
Philandrea...no, we already have Spoffin on the list.
New Foxxinnia
04-09-2004, 20:42
Marathon and Philandrea should both be on the pollYou're breaking my balls here.
Yah man phils still here- you just have to know where to look;)
Need the direct approval of Parra!
You're just getting cold feet... Everybody gets 'em!
Don't worry it'll work out fine!
:D
And don't ask me... ask Parra
Reason 3: I'm almost certain that, much like a praying mantis she kills after mating, and (like a Witch Elf) bathes in the blood of her victims to keep herself young. So, again, I'm really not keen on this idea.
Brittanic States
04-09-2004, 20:55
Reason 3: I'm almost certain that, much like a praying mantis she kills after mating, and (like a Witch Elf) bathes in the blood of her victims to keep herself young. So, again, I'm really not keen on this idea.
Me thinks the lady doth protest too much ^^
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 20:56
Reason 3: I'm almost certain that, much like a praying mantis she kills after mating, and (like a Witch Elf) bathes in the blood of her victims to keep herself young. So, again, I'm really not keen on this idea.
I do not! If that was true I would have killed Germanica.
Reason 3: I'm almost certain that, much like a praying mantis she kills after mating, and (like a Witch Elf) bathes in the blood of her victims to keep herself young. So, again, I'm really not keen on this idea.
EVery relationship requires sacrafice! :D
I do not! If that was true I would have killed Germanica.
Well occasionally a lucky male mantis can knaw off his own legs and escape while she is still smoking a post-coital cigarette, but I don't much fancy doing that either.
EVery relationship requires sacrafice! :D
True, but usually its not a human sacrifice.
True, but usually its not a human sacrifice.
You and your adjectives!
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 21:03
Well occasionally a lucky male mantis can knaw off his own legs and escape while she is still smoking a post-coital cigarette, but I don't much fancy doing that either.
I don't smoke.
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 21:05
I don't know, how many should we have on the poll anyways Amergio?
Besides Spoff didn't ya ever see that Futurama episode with Zoidberg going back to his home planet to mate?
Fry: "So you have to choose between a life without sex and a gruesome death? Tough..."
I don't know, how many should we have on the poll anyways Amergio?
Well no one has yet signed up... besides the dead corpse of Marathon and Philandrea!
UNIverseVERSE
04-09-2004, 21:07
Can I be on it please?
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 21:07
Well no one has yet signed up... besides the dead corpse of Marathon and Philandrea!
Well, I ain't no nercophiliac!
Goobergunchia
04-09-2004, 21:08
I don't know, how many should we have on the poll anyways Amergio?
Maximum amount of poll options is ten....
The above post does not in any way volunteer this poster for the list in question.
Tahar Joblis
04-09-2004, 21:08
I do not! If that was true I would have killed Germanica.
See? Absurdity as defense. She must have already done this for Germanica, which is why she's choosing a new mate. We all know what happened last time...
And do you see Germanica around anymore? Nope. He's been killed, eaten, and his blood bathed in to keep Parratoga's skin young.
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 21:08
Can I be on it please?
And who might you be?
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 21:11
See? Absurdity as defense. She must have already done this for Germanica, which is why she's choosing a new mate. We all know what happened last time...
And do you see Germanica around anymore? Nope. He's been killed, eaten, and his blood bathed in to keep Parratoga's skin young.
Oh boy, I wish I had! But alas, no, Germanica did make a post the other day and was deleted (again). So he's still around.
As for the part about choosing a 'new mate', that's 'cause I dumped Germanica.
I don't smoke.
See? I wouldn't even have that chance of escape
See? I wouldn't even have that chance of escape
Why would you? It is an honor for her to bathe in your blood!
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 21:16
See? I wouldn't even have that chance of escape
Lol. You're funny Spoffin!
Sylvan Qualinesti
04-09-2004, 21:17
See? Absurdity as defense. She must have already done this for Germanica, which is why she's choosing a new mate. We all know what happened last time...
And do you see Germanica around anymore? Nope. He's been killed, eaten, and his blood bathed in to keep Parratoga's skin young.
EGAD!!
And do you see Germanica around anymore? Nope. He's been killed, eaten, and his blood bathed in to keep Parratoga's skin young.Oh boy, I wish I had!
!!!!!
The Island of Rose
04-09-2004, 21:20
!!!!!
Be a man about it!
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 21:21
!!!!!
Seriously. (I just mean about the killing part, not the blood stuff. I don't like the sight of blood.)
Be a man about it!
Damn straight... its not so bad... It's really an honor! Such a glorious demise!
To be killed and eaten by Parra! And then to have YOUR blood be the bath of great Parra!
The Island of Rose
04-09-2004, 21:23
Damn straight... its not so bad... It's really an honor! Such a glorious demise!
To be killed and eaten by Parra! And then to have YOUR blood be the bath of great Parra!
Oh if I had such an honor! But I am too young ;)
IF he's gonna be such a coward about it maybe he should be removed from the list!
Sylvan Qualinesti
04-09-2004, 21:25
Damn straight... its not so bad... It's really an honor! Such a glorious demise!
To be killed and eaten by Parra! And then to have YOUR blood be the bath of great Parra!
Is it a painful death though? Or blissfully being *ahem* consumed?
Brittanic States
04-09-2004, 21:25
IF he's gonna be such a coward about it maybe he should be removed from the list!
Nah man, its way too funny he has to be on the list or it pretty much kills the comedy potential.
UNIverseVERSE
04-09-2004, 21:25
And who might you be?
I'm Uni
*looks hopeful*
Oh if I had such an honor! But I am too young ;)
Excuses excuses...
The demise after coitus is a just end to such pleasure!
Is it a painful death though? Or blissfully being *ahem* consumed?
First there is bliss.... but then there is gruesome painful consumption! The bliss before is worth the end!
Nah man, its way too funny he has to be on the list or it pretty much kills the comedy potential.
Good point...
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 21:27
Nah man, its way too funny he has to be on the list or it pretty much kills the comedy potential.
Yeah, I agree. You got to have Spoffin on there ... it's just too funny.
Yeah, I agree. You got to have Spoffin on there ... it's just too funny.
*comedic chains lash him to the rocks like Prometheus*
*Parratoga-as-a-mantis flies down and eats his liver*
TJHairball
04-09-2004, 21:28
But alas, no, Germanica did make a post the other day and was deleted (again).
We categorically deny that the ghost of a deceased Germanica returned to NationStates, attempting to possess the Jolt forums to warn its residents about his ghastly demise and deprive his one-time mate and murderer future prey before being excorsized from the server by the moderator on watch, using a traditional tribal spirit dance.
We further deny that the adaptation necessary to make the excorcism ritual PHP compatible involved spoons of any kind, particularly slotted ones, and refuse to confirm any rumors about Parratoga being like a preying mantis in mating habits.
Yeah, I agree. You got to have Spoffin on there ... it's just too funny.
Don't worry Parra! I unlike Spoffin am always ready to be grusomely killed and eaten by you after sex! :D
The Island of Rose
04-09-2004, 21:29
MEIN GOTT! DER FUREHR IST IM DER HAUS!
*techno music*
Sylvan Qualinesti
04-09-2004, 21:32
First there is bliss.... but then there is gruesome painful consumption! The bliss before is worth the end!
Wow........Hmmmm, that must be like the bitter and the sweet. That's some bliss though.
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 21:39
Wow........Hmmmm, that must be like the bitter and the sweet. That's some bliss though.
Come on guys...I don't bite! :eek:
UNIverseVERSE
04-09-2004, 21:40
well, what about me?
*does a lovable kitty impression, with really big round eyes*
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 21:40
Don't worry Parra! I unlike Spoffin am always ready to be grusomely killed and eaten by you after sex! :D
Hehehe! I think you just like the idea of sex and don't care what happens after?
Sylvan Qualinesti
04-09-2004, 21:40
Come on guys...I don't bite! :eek:
Well, actually that's not good either. LOL
Incertonia
04-09-2004, 21:41
Come on guys...I don't bite! :eek:
Well, I was going to throw my hat in the ring here, but if you don't bite, where's the fun in that?
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 21:41
well, what about me?
*does a lovable kitty impression, with really big round eyes*
Never told me who you were? I don't know you do I?
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 21:43
Well, actually that's not good either. LOL
Did I say something wrong? I meant about killing people! I don't kill them and drink their blood! That's all I meant.
Brittanic States
04-09-2004, 21:43
Hmm pity Beekers not around he coulda been another poll option :(
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 21:45
Hmm pity Beekers not around he coulda been another poll option :(
Yes! That would have been funny to have him on the poll.
Hehehe! I think you just like the idea of sex and don't care what happens after?
OR maybe I like the whole experience... even being... digested... by you... and... okay... actually now that I think of it... that won't be as fun as I first thought...
The ride through the digestive system is not as fast as a waterslide... yeah being digested would certainly be boring... long long lines... Damn you apple! You cut in front of me! Le me into the small intestine! I was next!
UNIverseVERSE
04-09-2004, 21:46
i don't think you do, but still can i have your hand in marriage please?
*gets down on one knee and kisses her hand"
Did I say something wrong? I meant about killing people! I don't kill them and drink their blood! That's all I meant.
Of course you don't nobody accused you of THAT!... You kill people than eat them and then bathe in their blood... After all your not a vampire... :D
(This thread is as fun as the original)
Sylvan Qualinesti
04-09-2004, 21:49
Did I say something wrong? I meant about killing people! I don't kill them and drink their blood! That's all I meant.
I know, I was being silly about you not biting. I meant a little nibbling never hurt anybody
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 21:51
I know, I was being silly about you not biting. I meant a little nibbling never hurt anybody
Oh! Okay. ;)
*nibbles on Sylvan Qualinesti*
I know, I was being silly about you not biting. I meant a little nibbling never hurt anybody
Sure it did... Didn' you ever hear of the Great Nibbling Genocide of 1814? And they said it couldn't hurt anyone... :(
2000 people perished... in Iceland... Almost half of the population.
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 21:52
(This thread is as fun as the original)
;) Just like the good old days! :D
Oh! Okay. ;)
*nibbles on Sylvan Qualinesti*
No don't! You'll kill us all!
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 21:53
No don't! You'll kill us all!
LMAO
Sylvan Qualinesti
04-09-2004, 21:53
Oh! Okay. ;)
*nibbles on Sylvan Qualinesti*
WooHoo! Down and to the left.....that's the spot
(Aw nobody found my digestive tract post funny... :( I guess its funnier to me... than to others...)
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 21:55
WooHoo! Down and to the left.....that's the spot
;) No problem.
UNIverseVERSE
04-09-2004, 21:55
well, what about me?
*does his 'cutest' look*
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 21:56
(Aw nobody found my digestive tract post funny... :( I guess its funnier to me... than to others...)
Nah, it was funny. I just didn't know how to reply to it!
WooHoo! Down and to the left.....that's the spot
That's how world war one started! :o
Nah, it was funny. I just didn't know how to reply to it!
Fair enough...
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 21:59
That's how world war one started! :o
LOL
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 22:00
well, what about me?
*does his 'cutest' look*
Well...I'll think about it. ;)
UNIverseVERSE
04-09-2004, 22:01
"Pick me, oh pick me"
UNIverseVERSE
04-09-2004, 22:02
"thank you very much"
Well...I'll think about it. ;)
Should I add this creature to the list?
Brittanic States
04-09-2004, 22:04
Should I add this creature to the list?
Maybe you should consider starting a "who should be parratogas butler" thread? ;)
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 22:04
Should I add this creature to the list?
Sure go ahead.
Maybe you should consider starting a "who should be parratogas butler" thread? ;)
You do it... I've got my hands full with this!
UNIverseVERSE
04-09-2004, 22:07
*serves Parratoga and Amerigo finest champagne*
Thank you so much, I am forever in your debt
*serves Parratoga and Amerigo finest champagne*
Thank you so much, I am forever in your debt
Do not overlook the fact that I am on the list!
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 22:10
Do not overlook the fact that I am on the list!
;)
UNIverseVERSE
04-09-2004, 22:13
I will endeavour not to good sir
*refills the champagne glasses*
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 22:25
Where's my friend that I was nibbling on?
Sylvan Qualinesti
04-09-2004, 22:51
Where's my friend that I was nibbling on?
Your friend is having connection problems (no sexual pun intended, or is it?)
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 22:52
Your friend is having connection problems (no sexual pun intended, or is it?)
LOL! :p
P.S. I don't mind sexaul puns. ;)
Sylvan Qualinesti
04-09-2004, 22:53
That's how world war one started! :o
Yeah, the Kaiser was so touchy, and frigid too.
Yeah nibble on me instead then...
Sylvan Qualinesti
04-09-2004, 22:55
LOL! :p
P.S. I don't mind sexaul puns. ;)
Yes, I know!
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 22:55
Yeah nibble on me instead then...
I thought you said nibbling causes world wars?
I thought you said nibbling causes world wars?
It does but I won't tell anyone.
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 22:57
Yes, I know!
Sometimes I do have a dirty mind! ;) :D
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 22:57
It does but I won't tell anyone.
Oh okay! ;)
Sylvan Qualinesti
04-09-2004, 23:00
well, what about me?
*does his 'cutest' look*
Well, now, if you are that cute.....
Sdaeriji
04-09-2004, 23:00
So how did I get on this list exactly?
p.s. ~ You spelled my name wrong in that first post. S D A E R I J I
So how did I get on this list exactly?
DEATH!
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 23:02
So how did I get on this list exactly?
'Cause, I like you and I was trying to think up people for Amergio to put on the poll question.
Sdaeriji
04-09-2004, 23:02
DEATH!
Death?
Sylvan Qualinesti
04-09-2004, 23:02
Sometimes I do have a dirty mind! ;) :D
Dirty minds think alike. :D
So how did I get on this list exactly?
p.s. ~ You spelled my name wrong in that first post. S D A E R I J I
Parra told me that it was that... So maybe its not you but someone with a similar name as you.
Sdaeriji
04-09-2004, 23:03
'Cause, I like you and I was trying to think up people for Amergio to put on the poll question.
Oh. Okay.
Does anyone else find it amusing that Bob has 225 posts in like a day and a half? Some things never change....
Death?
Yes... I like saying that randomly... I dunno why...
Sdaeriji
04-09-2004, 23:03
Parra told me that it was that... So maybe its not you but someone with a similar name as you.
That would be a very similar name.
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 23:04
Parra told me that it was that... So maybe its not you but someone with a similar name as you.
Well...he's got a strange name. It's easy to mispell!
That would be a very similar name.
Yes....
DEATH!
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 23:05
Dirty minds think alike. :D
And a dirty mind is a horrible thing to waste! ;)
Well...he's got a strange name. It's easy to mispell!
10 votes minused for that fact... When the poll starts...
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 23:06
Oh. Okay.
Does anyone else find it amusing that Bob has 225 posts in like a day and a half? Some things never change....
What can I say? I like to post a lot! :D
And a dirty mind is a horrible thing to waste! ;)
Bah your mind is not dirty... I have a much more dirty mind... It's just I keep things I think of to myself... a lot of times...
Sylvan Qualinesti
04-09-2004, 23:07
And a dirty mind is a horrible thing to waste! ;)
It should always be shared too.;)
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 23:09
It should always be shared too.;)
I concur!
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 23:10
Bah your mind is not dirty... I have a much more dirty mind... It's just I keep things I think of to myself... a lot of times...
Well...how do you that I don't do the same?
Sdaeriji
04-09-2004, 23:13
10 votes minused for that fact... When the poll starts...
Damn!
Sylvan Qualinesti
04-09-2004, 23:13
Well...how do you that I don't do the same?
'Tis true. :)
Well...how do you that I don't do the same?
It's difficult to imagine that you would have as dirty mind as mine... just trust me...
Sdaeriji
04-09-2004, 23:14
Just a quick question Bob, but why is Seph on that list? I thought you'd just as soon marry an elephant as marry him.
I do believe I could make a great addition. I love to be taken advantage of, used and tossed out like poor day-old trash.
Lunatic Goofballs
04-09-2004, 23:15
I might consider the possibility, but my wife might object. And she's armed. :)
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 23:15
Just a quick question Bob, but why is Seph on that list? I thought you'd just as soon marry an elephant as marry him.
Same reason as Spoffin is on that list.
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 23:16
I might consider the possibility, but my wife might object. And she's armed. :)
Well, it's just for play. I'm not going to seriously marry whoever wins the poll. Unless...well nevermind. ;)
Sdaeriji
04-09-2004, 23:17
Same reason as Spoffin is on that list.
Well, why is Spoffin on the list then?
Well, it's just for play. I'm not going to seriously marry whoever wins the poll. Unless...well nevermind. ;)
Heh unless what?
Well, why is Spoffin on the list then?
Because....
DEATH!
(sorry but I gotta get rid of this stupid jolt title on the left)
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 23:18
'Tis true. :)
Oh hell yeah! I don't say all that I think on this forum y'all know. ;)
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 23:19
Well, why is Spoffin on the list then?
Just because he made a fuss about it and Amerigo and I thought it would be funny to put him on there.
Sylvan Qualinesti
04-09-2004, 23:20
Well, it's just for play. I'm not going to seriously marry whoever wins the poll. Unless...well nevermind. ;)
:p
Oh hell yeah! I don't say all that I think on this forum y'all know. ;)
YEah.... but trust me it doesnt get dirtier than certain thoughts of mine...
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 23:21
Heh unless what?
Unless I rare chance of luck I met the person who wins the poll and I fall in love with them and want to actually marry them. (Mind you, not all the people on the poll would I even like to met in person.)
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 23:22
:p
Your odds are very good though. ;)
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 23:23
YEah.... but trust me it doesnt get dirtier than certain thoughts of mine...
Alrighty than, I trust you.
Who is this 'Parratoga' and why do people want to marry her. Is she good looking?
Sylvan Qualinesti
04-09-2004, 23:24
Your odds are very good though. ;)
Heh.:))
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 23:26
Heh.:))
;)
Sylvan Qualinesti
04-09-2004, 23:26
Who is this 'Parratoga' and why do people want to marry her. Is she good looking?
Nods head vigorously!
Sdaeriji
04-09-2004, 23:29
Just for the record, no one here knows what she looks like besides herself.
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 23:29
Hmm...maybe I should drink mead more often...I get all flirty and such. :D
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 23:30
Just for the record, no one here knows what she looks like besides herself.
That's not quite true....
Sylvan Qualinesti
04-09-2004, 23:30
Just for the record, no one here knows what she looks like besides herself.
Oh really now?;)
Sylvan Qualinesti
04-09-2004, 23:32
Hmm...maybe I should drink mead more often...I get all flirty and such. :D
Just don't get too snockered like last time. LMAO
Sdaeriji
04-09-2004, 23:33
That's not quite true....
It's not?
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 23:34
Just don't get too snockered like last time. LMAO
Yeah, I did get a bit too tipsy...but you got to admit it was fun! :D
Your odds are very good though. ;)
O what?
Here we go again...
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 23:36
It's not?
I'd be lying if I said that I did not send Sylvan Qualinesti any photos of myself.
Sdaeriji
04-09-2004, 23:37
I'd be lying if I said that I did not send Sylvan Qualinesti any photos of myself.
Ah.
Well then just let me sit over in the corner and enjoy my foot in peace.
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 23:38
O what?
Here we go again...
Well you're odds ain't that bad either Amerigo.
Sdaeriji
04-09-2004, 23:44
Bob, TG.
I'd be lying if I said that I did not send Sylvan Qualinesti any photos of myself.
Speaking of which... when ya gonna send 'em to me?
Well you're odds ain't that bad either Amerigo.
Heh... aren't that bad... but they aint good are theys?
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 23:48
Bob, TG.
Ok, I replied.
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 23:48
Speaking of which... when ya gonna send 'em to me?
When I get some more delevoped.
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 23:50
Heh... aren't that bad... but they aint good are theys?
Not as bad as some folks here. ;)
Not as bad as some folks here. ;)
Yep... just like the original thread... Heh...
It's history repeating...
Almighty Sephiroth
04-09-2004, 23:52
Oh my rod! I'm on the list!
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 23:55
Oh my rod! I'm on the list!
You sure think about your 'rod' a god awful lot don't ya?
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 23:56
Yep... just like the original thread... Heh...
It's history repeating...
Not exactly, you have better odds this time around. ;)
Not exactly, you have better odds this time around. ;)
4000 to 1 instead of 5000 to 1? Heh...
Sylvan Qualinesti
05-09-2004, 00:00
Not exactly, you have better odds this time around. ;)
Hrrrmmm??
Hey great idea... this way we could gamble... on who wins...
Who wants to manage the odds board?
Parratoga
05-09-2004, 00:02
Hrrrmmm??
Well...no one had a chance last time around. You're odds about 99.9999999999% now. ;)
Almighty Sephiroth
05-09-2004, 00:04
You sure think about your 'rod' a god awful lot don't ya?
I guess so! :p
Sylvan Qualinesti
05-09-2004, 00:05
Well...no one had a chance last time around. You're odds about 99.9999999999% now. ;)
Oooooo! :D....................................(That's in my favor not against me, right?)
Parratoga
05-09-2004, 00:05
Welcome back Parra
Thank you. Do I know you? :confused:
Parratoga
05-09-2004, 00:06
Oooooo! :D....................................(That's in my favor not against me, right?)
Methinks it goes without sayin'!
Lunatic Goofballs
05-09-2004, 00:06
Well, it's just for play. I'm not going to seriously marry whoever wins the poll. Unless...well nevermind. ;)
I'm also not a 'purebreed' human... well, maybe I am. Just like dogs, you can invent a new breed by mixing traits into a new whole that can be shared to future generations. If you've seen my nephews and my infant son, you could believe that I'm a new breed of human.
Homo Goofballis. :)
Almighty Sephiroth
05-09-2004, 00:08
What are my odds?
Thank you. Do I know you? :confused:
From these forums, and quite some time ago. There aren't too many that share our fairly right wing philosophies... or did, assuming you still hold them...
Well...no one had a chance last time around. You're odds about 99.9999999999% now. ;)
Funny I think I remember you've said something along those lines about someone else in the original thread...
Don't ya get a feeling of deja vu?
Eheh.
Parratoga
05-09-2004, 00:12
From these forums, and quite some time ago. There aren't too many that share our fairly right wing philosophies... or did, assuming you still hold them...
Hmm....you do sound familar....
Hmm....you do sound familar....
Well that's a start at least. Also had another nation, by the name of Knoxia. You probably don't remember. My claim to fame is my rl job as an army officer... might remember me from a pic in dress whites...
Parratoga
05-09-2004, 00:16
Funny I think I remember you've said something along those lines about someone else in the original thread...
Don't ya get a feeling of deja vu?
Eheh.
Hmm deja vu? Yeah...you're right, deja vu. But this time I promise not to mess with the poll! ...And I hope Almighty Seph doesn't create 70 puppets and vote for himself.
Parratoga
05-09-2004, 00:17
What are my odds?
What do you think your odds are?
Parratoga
05-09-2004, 00:21
Amerigo...when do you think we should post the poll itself?
What do you think your odds are?
What are my odds then?
Amerigo...when do you think we should post the poll itself?
Fine...
Parratoga
05-09-2004, 00:23
What are my odds then?
1 in 3.
Amerigo
Almighty Sephiroth
Sdaerji
Sylvan Qualinesti
Spoffin
...
and Uni-something...
Choose!
Parratoga
05-09-2004, 00:26
Amerigo
Almighty Sephiroth
Sdaerji
Sylvan Qualinesti
Spoffin
...
and Uni-something...
Choose!
You mean that my vote ain't anoymous? :eek:
You mean that my vote ain't anoymous? :eek:
Doesn't seem like it...
Unless I voted for Sylvan...
Almighty Sephiroth
05-09-2004, 00:29
What do you think your odds are?
1 ;)
Anyways, i vote for myself
Parratoga
05-09-2004, 00:29
Well that's a start at least. Also had another nation, by the name of Knoxia. You probably don't remember. My claim to fame is my rl job as an army officer... might remember me from a pic in dress whites...
Hmmm.....
Parratoga
05-09-2004, 00:31
Doesn't seem like it...
Unless I voted for Sylvan...
I haven't voted yet
Lunatic Goofballs
05-09-2004, 00:33
I voted for Spoffin because he and Parra already act like they've been married a long time. :D
I haven't voted yet
Sure....
Brittanic States
05-09-2004, 00:34
Ah democracy in action :D
Parra when you and Spoffin get hitched can I be an usher?
Sdaeriji
05-09-2004, 00:34
Hmm deja vu? Yeah...you're right, deja vu. But this time I promise not to mess with the poll! ...And I hope Almighty Seph doesn't create 70 puppets and vote for himself.
What if we use puppets we already have?;)
Sdaeriji
05-09-2004, 00:34
Well...no one had a chance last time around. You're odds about 99.9999999999% now. ;)
That really doesn't give the rest of us much hope you know.
That really doesn't give the rest of us much hope you know.
It was so in the original thread!
what are we talking about
Sdaeriji
05-09-2004, 00:36
I think I voted for the obvious choice.
Parratoga
05-09-2004, 00:37
What if we use puppets we already have?;)
:eek: :eek: :eek: But...you have almost as many as I once had!
Sdaeriji
05-09-2004, 00:38
:eek: :eek: :eek: But...you have almost as many as I once had!
Precisely. And I'm not voting for myself either....
Parratoga
05-09-2004, 00:38
That really doesn't give the rest of us much hope you know.
Weeeeelllll....I have a thing for Southerners...thus if you were born in the South the odds go up a lot.
Parratoga
05-09-2004, 00:39
1 ;)
Anyways, i vote for myself
1 in a million?
Weeeeelllll....I have a thing for Southerners...thus if you were born in the South the odds go up a lot.
Funny I think you said the same thing about Australians last time...
Roachsylvania
05-09-2004, 00:41
I think we all know who the winner here is. Now quick, somebody grab him before he can get away!
Parratoga
05-09-2004, 00:41
I think I voted for the obvious choice.
Okay, who did you vote for, Spoffin or Seph?
Brittanic States
05-09-2004, 00:41
Where art my friends! :(
Sorry dude you and paz might actually be well matched but I had to go with my sense of humour and vote for spoffin
Sdaeriji
05-09-2004, 00:42
See, I just have a thing about good looking people. Doesn't really matter where they're from. North, south, east, west, up, down, left, right, etc. etc.
Sdaeriji
05-09-2004, 00:43
Okay, who did you vote for, Spoffin or Seph?
Heh heh heh.
Guess.
The fairy tinkerbelly
05-09-2004, 00:43
I voted Seph
Parratoga
05-09-2004, 00:43
Funny I think you said the same thing about Australians last time...
I'll stick to Americans this time.
Parratoga
05-09-2004, 00:45
Heh heh heh.
Guess.
If you voted for Seph...why I'm going to....!
Sorry dude you and paz might actually be well matched but I had to go with my sense of humour and vote for spoffin
Aw come on... I'm... completely different... I'm... um... communist... and um... African... and um... I hate kittens and mittens.... little birds... and um... yeah...
And I'm a pirate... YAAARGH... shiver me timbers...
I'll stick to Americans this time.
IS that why my odds went up? Heh.
Parratoga
05-09-2004, 00:48
I voted Seph
Why?
Sdaeriji
05-09-2004, 00:49
If you voted for Seph...why I'm going to....!
Hey, no one is voting for me. I didn't feel like wasting my vote on a hopeless candidate, so I decided to cast my vote for one of the favorites.
Hey, no one is voting for me. I didn't feel like wasting my vote on a hopeless candidate, so I decided to cast my vote for one of the favorites.
AMERIGO? :)
Parratoga
05-09-2004, 00:50
IS that why my odds went up? Heh.
Partly.
BTW, WTF happened to the thread? Did someone mesh them together? :confused:
The fairy tinkerbelly
05-09-2004, 00:51
Why?
why not?
Sdaeriji
05-09-2004, 00:51
AMERIGO? :)
DEATH!
Parratoga
05-09-2004, 00:52
why not?
Don't you want him?
The fairy tinkerbelly
05-09-2004, 00:54
Don't you want him?
I just want him to be happy and if that means marrying you then I'm prepared to just be his bit on the side if that's what he wants
Sdaeriji
05-09-2004, 00:55
I just want him to be happy and if that means marrying you then I'm prepared to just be his bit on the side if that's what he wants
Marrying her wouldn't make him happy because she would murder him and I imagine being dead would make him quite sad.
Parratoga
05-09-2004, 00:56
I just want him to be happy and if that means marrying you then I'm prepared to just be his bit on the side if that's what he wants
And what about what Parratoga wants?
The fairy tinkerbelly
05-09-2004, 00:57
And what about what Parratoga wants?
well I don't know you so I don't really care!
Brittanic States
05-09-2004, 00:58
And what about what Parratoga wants?
Hehe if we can ignore Spoffins wishes when we arrange your marriage to him in fairness we cant pay too much attention to yours;)
Partly.
Thats comforting...
Parratoga
05-09-2004, 01:00
well I don't know you so I don't really care!
Yah, well, this thread is called "Who should Parratoga marry", not who does Seph want to marry.
Brittanic States
05-09-2004, 01:00
Hmm Amerigo should we use your card playing mansion as a place to hold Spoffins batchelour party?
Sdaeriji
05-09-2004, 01:01
I'm just going to say to everyone who hasn't voted to me that I hate you all.
And what about what Parratoga wants?
And what about what Amerigo wants?
Yea who votedth not for me are EVILE!
Damn evile bastards...
Yea shalt pay... Marketh my words yea shalt fall by my sword... s... YEa shall fall by my katana, wakazashi and tanto... YES!
Marketh my words!
MArketh them!
DEATH!!!
Parratoga
05-09-2004, 01:01
Hehe if we can ignore Spoffins wishes when we arrange your marriage to him in fairness we cant pay too much attention to yours;)
True! Lol
Hmm Amerigo should we use your card playing mansion as a place to hold Spoffins batchelour party?
Only if they sign up for THE GAME!
The fairy tinkerbelly
05-09-2004, 01:02
Yah, well, this thread is called "Who should Parratoga marry", not who does Seph want to marry.
well if you didn't want to marry him then you shouldn't have put him as one of your options!
Parratoga
05-09-2004, 01:02
And what about what Amerigo wants?
Yea who votedth not for me are EVILE!
Damn evile bastards...
Yea shalt pay... Marketh my words yea shalt fall by my sword... s... YEa shall fall by my katana, wakazashi and tanto... YES!
Marketh my words!
MArketh them!
DEATH!!!
LMAO. You are so funny. ;)
I'm just going to say to everyone who hasn't voted to me that I hate you all.
I hate you all too. Don't worry buddy I feel yer pain...
WE shall get our revenge in a non-homosexual manner!
Parratoga
05-09-2004, 01:04
well if you didn't want to marry him then you shouldn't have put him as one of your options!
Hey, I don't want to marry Spoffin either...but that doesn't mean he can't be in the poll! It's just fun and games...no need to get all riled.
I voted for the Southerner on the poll. ;)
Sdaeriji
05-09-2004, 01:04
I hate you all too. Don't worry buddy I feel yer pain...
WE shall get our revenge in a non-homosexual manner!
Woah, wait.
Why we immediately excluding homosexual manners of revenge?
Brittanic States
05-09-2004, 01:05
I hate you all too. Don't worry buddy I feel yer pain...
WE shall get our revenge in a non-homosexual manner!
I leave you in charge of hiring a suitable stripper for Spoffins batchelour party, you can even choose the strippers gender- feel better? :D
Sdaeriji
05-09-2004, 01:05
well if you didn't want to marry him then you shouldn't have put him as one of your options!
I don't think she really wants to marry any of us.
HEy I'm South! South CALI BABY!
All those from Southern California lemme hear ya say, "AMERIGO KICKS ASS!"
The fairy tinkerbelly
05-09-2004, 01:05
Hey, I don't want to marry Spoffin either...but that doesn't mean he can't be in the poll! It's just fun and games...no need to get all riled.
I voted for the Southerner on the poll. ;)
I'm not getting riled
Parratoga
05-09-2004, 01:05
Hey, no one is voting for me. I didn't feel like wasting my vote on a hopeless candidate, so I decided to cast my vote for one of the favorites.
You voted for the same person I did?
I don't think she really wants to marry any of us.
WE shall join together, Sdae... something, in a non-homosexual manner... And get our revenge on the world because of our woes! You shall be my non-homosexual partner and we shall live destruction where we pass!
Sdaeriji
05-09-2004, 01:06
You voted for the same person I did?
I voted for Sephiroth, because I'm a bastard and because no one else was voting for me so I didn't see the point in wasting my vote on myself.
Parratoga
05-09-2004, 01:06
I'm not getting riled
Good. :)
HotRodia
05-09-2004, 01:07
Oh...my....God! I leave for one day and THIS happens!!!
It's like the old days that weren't necessarily good.
Congratulations with your impending marriage, Parra! ;)
The fairy tinkerbelly
05-09-2004, 01:07
I don't think she really wants to marry any of us.
OMG! you don't bloody say!? :rolleyes:
Parratoga
05-09-2004, 01:08
I voted for Sephiroth, because I'm a bastard and because no one else was voting for me so I didn't see the point in wasting my vote on myself.
*hits Sdaeriji with a frying pan*