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I'm sorry, DF...

How about a martini? A double martini, maybe, to help dull the pain...

Gestapo? Where?!!!!1!!!!11!!!!!!!11!11!1!!!!11!2 (okay so I got a little carried away)

*jumps off table doing a backflip while simultaneously (sp) shooting the crap out of a nearby chair*

http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/blackeye/2gunsfiring_v1.gif

easy cowboy.
*grabs a guinness and hands it over*
if they take my bar, then they will be in for one hellova fight.

*doesn't quite finish the backflip and lands on his stomach*

oof!

Sorry about that. *puts away guns*

*nearly sprains his martini drinking arm...*

sorry Vex. kinda lost your order in the sudden gunfight
*makes martini and slides it to him*

*slowly picks himself up*

hmm, still all in one piece. Same can't be said for the chair though. oops.

I have to go (eyes not very open). See you guys tomorrow, or whenever.

later mr. concussion. should i call you a cab?

No problem. Just keep those things away from me...

*sips his martini...*

Well done, DF!

blablabla "my eyes arnt very open" blablabla.

bit harsh there, arnt we Kizarazu?

no it wasnt. its 2:45 p.m.!!! why the fcuk would u be tired!!! :roll: :wink:

ah. east coaster i see.

anywho, im off gang. ta.

ah. east coaster i see.

very east coaster. as in japan.

*walks in*

Y'ello!

yo

Hey guys. :)

Hey guys. :)

argh! the onion pirates will eat yer soul!

*walks in*can i have somthing to eat

*walks in*can i have somthing to eat

no. you. may. not! but how about a hot cup of flamming death!!!! *brandishes flamethrower*

*Quickly takes out mag 5*dont you dare



(ooc:im bored)

*burns the rats*

*jumps behind a stainless steel table*

*Takes out an SP12 shotgun and blows away the rat-killing man*

*starts shooting him*

*starts shooting him*
:lol: :lol:

thats funny dude.

hey, stop

ooc:are you tarren

ooc:are you tarren

what?

*Throws a molotov at emparium*

Steps into the bar, with a surprising air of nonchalance. Strolls to the bar and orders a jack and coke, as if he doesnt even notice the combat surrounding him.

seph i was shooting at Greater Valia not you *runs into Joe dodging the explosion*

ooc:are you tarren

what?

not you

ooc:are you tarren

what?

not you

huh?

never mind i was talking to greater valia

never mind i was talking to greater valia

what the hell are you saying?

seph i was shooting at Greater Valia not you *runs into Joe dodging the explosion*

Sorry. :oops:

"Hey man watch it I just wanna get my drink on. Can't everybody just chill out and have a cold one"

hey now. whats all this then?! NO GUNFIGHTS IN MY BAR!!

So, like, what's a guy have to do to get a drink around here, for crissake...

*walks behind the bar and pours himself a Guinness*

Never mind...

Hehehe...

*sneaks in and grabs a bottle of rum*

DF will have both our hides...well, your's maybe...

Eh...either he'll get over it, or I'll grow a new one. Tomorrow's my birthday, so I must take the two days surrounding it to celebrate as well.

Believe it or not, I knew that, and I spent all day baking you a little cake...

http://www.schroedersbakery.com/galleries/bday_gallery/fullimages/beautybeastset_f.jpg

I hope you like it. Beauty and the Beast!

Haha...

My, but you're attractive in a dress, Vex.

I've always looked good in yellow...

*walks in*
hello everyone. how goes it.

*Follows DF in*

Hi! Oooooh, cake ...

*Walks in looking jaded and sleep deprived*

"I'll have a shot of JD for my nightcap, barman"

Has been sitting at the bar drinking and only somewhat listening to this conversation. By this point he is fairly liquered up. "Shay let's get that there disco thingy ball goin again. I'm gonna get my my swerve on."

Proceeds to break dance in the middle of the bar and even in his drunkeness it is almost good.

Has been sitting at the bar drinking and only somewhat listening to this conversation. By this point he is fairly liquered up. "Shay let's get that there disco thingy ball goin again. I'm gonna get my my swerve on."

Proceeds to break dance in the middle of the bar and even in his drunkeness it is almost good.

The key word in that is almost ...
:lol:

Give me a donut and step on it!

*streaks around table a number of times directly proportional to pi squared and runs back out again*


I'll return for said donut latr!

*walks in with his old, beat up electric guitar and his trusty amp. looks around. sets his gear down and pours himself a Guinness*

Nice party...

*shakes his head and plugs in the amp, then plugs in the guitar*

Check...check Hee hee!

*turns the amp all the way up and attacks his guitar...*

"You say it's your birthday
It's my birthday too--yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you.

Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party.

I would like you to dance--Birthday
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance-Birthday
I would like you to dance--Birthday
Dance

You say it's your birthday
Well it's my birthday too--yeah
You say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you.......Gael "

*unplugs the guitar and the amp. finishes his Guinness and exits stage left*

*claps*
nicely done Vex.

Aw shucks. Thanks.

Let's have a post-birthday celebration drink, what do you say?

sure why not.
*grabs 2 bottles of Guinness and hands one to him, then raises his*
happy post birthday.

*walks in*

Y'ello!

'lo Lang. join in the psot birthday drink?

Sure. :D

*tosses another bottle over to Lang*

sure why not.
*grabs 2 bottles of Guinness and hands one to him, then raises his*
happy post birthday.

Hey Langham! How are you?

*clinks his bottle with the others*

Happy Post-Birthday...

*catches it and drinks it*

Refreshing.

*Walks in wearing a short black skirt and a black tubetop.*

Hey boys.

Hola!

howdy. what can i do ya for?

wait, rephrasing. what would you like?

howdy. what can i do ya for?

I could really use a diet coke actually.

*smiles showing her bright white teeth.*

Hey Janet. Nice caps...

i supose i can do that.
*pulls out a diet coke and hands it to her*

Hey Janet. Nice caps...

So true dude, she's got great teeth.

ello CI. care for a drink?

i supose i can do that.
*pulls out a diet coke and hands it to her*

Thanks cutie.

And thanks for the compliment Vex.


So who's type am I around here. What would you rate me 1-10 just wondering. Most of you know what I look like but here it is.

5'9'' and thin.
Tan skin
Brown hair, green eyes.
And I have a slender and hot body.

*walks in*hello hello how is everybody tonite! :D

Y'ello, Cuneo!

Yeah DF, I'd like some kinda beer please.

Alright Janet has asked the judges to speak.

10 out of 10.

*raises sign with 10 on it with one hand, and tosses CI a beer with the other*
howdy Lee.

Y'ello, Lee!

*walks in*hello hello how is everybody tonite! :D

What up Lee.

so whats goin on

Nothing. You?

*Sips her diet coke.*

My shoulders feel kinda sore. Why the heck is that. Cuneo and Bill lift everything for me. I shouldn't be sore.

having us a hotness rating. today's contestant is Janet.

having us a hotness rating. today's contestant is Janet.

I give her a 10.

my sign votes 10 too.

I abstain.

*finishes off his Guinness and waves his glass*

Hey DF, whenever, buddy...

im good*looks for check in desk*if this is an inn can i check into a room tonite

I abstain.

*finishes off his Guinness and waves his glass*

Hey DF, whenever, buddy...

Why'd you abstain Vex. I'm not sure I like that. You're a meanie.

*Gives Vex a sad look and puts her arms around Cuneo and DF.*

Boys I'm a little sore in my arms and my shoulders. I don't know why that is because I never lift anything heavy obviously.

*tops off Vex's glass*
there ya go. would you like the honor CI?

*tops off Vex's glass*
there ya go. would you like the honor CI?

Honor of what? Massaging Janet or something?

very perseptive my friend.
*takes a sip of drink*

very perseptive my friend.
*takes a sip of drink*

I sure will take the honor.

*Puts his hands on Janet's bare shoulders and starts massaging her.*

Maybe your sore from volleyball this morning babe.

Why'd you abstain Vex. I'm not sure I like that. You're a meanie.


No offense, Janet. You are quite attractive, no doubt about it. And I don't mean to be mean...

I just have recently begun to leave all the ladies in bars, and pubs, and saloons...alone. Only brings me grief.

Thanks for the refill, DF.

*slides over bar and grabs another bottle and takes a gulp*

umm ok? im totally oblivious with whats going on*Sits down*

Ooh, you've got the touch CI. Thanks hot stuff. I so like those tall men who still can be delicate and comforting.

And Cuneo's 6'4'' and gives kick ass massages. How tall are the rest of you?

Anytime Janet.

*looks around ,confused, and starts wandering about*

im 6'2.
*looks over at Lee*
can i get you a drink or something?

no im just fine :D

alright then. anybody else need anything?

I'm friggin tired.

you need a room CI?

I'm 6' 0" even. Shorty, they call me around these parts.

I'm doing good, DF. But I will let you know...

ok

you need a room CI?

Nah I'm good. I'll go back to my condo later.

*Looks at Janet and then at everyone else.*

ok

Hey, man...you OK?

alrighty then. if your tired i can take over.

ok

Hey, man...you OK?


who what when where why how

ok, now im confused.

*Takes out one earing and then the other, accidentally dropping the second on the floor.*

*Bends over to get it, holding her excessively short skirt down so as not to show too much. Allows her thong to hang out and doesn't push it back down when she gets up since she knows the boys will like it.*


Alright it's time for some liquor. Got anything for a cute girl?

ok, now im confused.


who and how and when

who what when where why how

I was under the impression it was "how why" rather than "why how". Maybe it's a regional thing...

i got just about anything you need Janet. what do you feel like?

i got just about anything you need Janet. what do you feel like?

Whatever your best beer is please.


After this I may hit the hot tub.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*pulls out bottle of smoothest beer and gives it to her*
there ya go. enjoy.

i got just about anything you need Janet. what do you feel like?

Whatever your best beer is please.


After this I may hit the hot tub.


Just wait until you guys see her bathing suit selections.

DF, if you wouldn't mind topping this thing off...I'm moving outside, I think...somewhere near the hot tub perhaps...need a little fresh air.

im bored

ya, thats what you're going outside for :roll:
*tops off glass*

DF, if you wouldn't mind topping this thing off...I'm moving outside, I think...somewhere near the hot tub perhaps...need a little fresh air.

Then I'm not getting in the hot tub in my cute bathingsuit. I'm not letting you stare at me. DF and Cuneo can check me out as long as they want but you made me mad.

Until I get an adequate apology, I'll give you a hard low blow if you stare at me once.

hey, whose staring
*notices its him*
oh...
*stops and turns on some music*

hey, whose staring
*notices its him*
oh...
*stops and turns on some music*

DF you can stare at me as long as you want. Vex isn't allowed to because he was mean to me. And he didn't apologize as much as he should have.

*Removes the tubetop and skirt revealing a black bikini. Ring top and g string bottom.*

*Puts her long slender leg on the bar table and smiles at DF.*

How bout that beer before I get in the hot tub.

oh ya, i knew that.
*grabs bottle and hands it to her*

*goes back inside the pub and finds an out-of-the-way booth. sips on his Guinness and realizes things happen for a reason...*

I'm back. Had to beat up my cousin because he was messing with my back and trying to make it bleed even more. :x

yikes. thats not fun.

Yah. I got enough cuts and bruises on it as it is. :evil:

people are just evil. some at least.

oh ya, i knew that.
*grabs bottle and hands it to her*

*Takes the beer and starts walking to the hot tub. Flips her hair and gives DF and especially Cuneo, a very sexy smile.*

Well, I made him bleed so he might stop.

*cocks an eyebrow at Janet*

*cocks an eyebrow at Janet*

*Gives her his suave smile.*

She's so charming isn't she DF.

she does have a way about her.

You made him bleed how, Lang? Just out of curiosity...

she does have a way about her.

I heard that.

What way is this you speak of?

I broke his nose.

*falls asleep on the chair and falls*
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I broke his nose.

Are you gonna get busted? I mean you just like walked over and broke his nose, that's crazy.

a seductive one. a rather welcome change from the usual attitude around here.

I broke his nose.

Ah, that's good. Fairly tame. Good work!

Been fishing at all? Catfish biting?

I broke his nose.

Are you gonna get busted? I mean you just like walked over and broke his nose, that's crazy.Nah, I turn about when he was going to hit my back and I smacked him. Self-defense.

I broke his nose.

Ah, that's good. Fairly tame. Good work!

Been fishing at all? Catfish biting?Yah. They're biting like crazy now.

*knocks over table and the candle falls off creating a fire and wakes up*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*walks over and offers hand to help Lee up*
you sure you're ok?

Yah. They're biting like crazy now.

Man, the crappie fishing was just phenomenal all spring, but now that I've switched to walleye fishing, I just keep getting skunked. I'll go walleye fishing again tomorrow night, then bass fishing Sunday morning. I grew up in a bass boat, me boy...those fishes I can catch! We did lots of catfishing too, growing up in Missouri, but it's not so big up here in Minnesota unless you live on one of the big rivers. My lake only has little bullheads...also Bass, Walleye, Northern Pike, Crappies, Sunnies...just no Catfish.

*gets up*yeah im just REALLY BORED are you gonna take care of that fire

*takes off jacket and tosses it on fire*
there. taken care off. why dont you go try the pool or something if you're bored.

ok*walks off to the pool and dives in*

Yah. They're biting like crazy now.

Man, the crappie fishing was just phenomenal all spring, but now that I've switched to walleye fishing, I just keep getting skunked. I'll go walleye fishing again tomorrow night, then bass fishing Sunday morning. I grew up in a bass boat, me boy...those fishes I can catch! We did lots of catfishing too, growing up in Missouri, but it's not so big up here in Minnesota unless you live on one of the big rivers. My lake only has little bullheads...also Bass, Walleye, Northern Pike, Crappies, Sunnies...just no Catfish.I'm going fishing tomorrow. Lots of Catfish are supposed to be out tomorrow. And maybe some Bass. Mostly there's Catfish here.

*bored again and heads upstairs to think*

DF, You are so incredibly tolerant of CI and all his incarnations, it's really quite amazing. You should win a nobel prize of some sort...

This years winner of "Most Tolerant NS Poster"....Demonic Furbies! Yay!

*takes a playful bow*
i dont look too much into things. it just makes evreything look that much worse or unbelievable or what not.

That's a great attitude to have towards things around these parts. I commend you. I guess that gene just isn't in me.

I like you, DF. And not just because you go out in drag sometimes. :lol: I really do think you're a stand up guy. Good for you.

Cheers!

*finishes his Guinness and ponders another...hmmm?*

and, on that note, i am out. good night all.

*sighs about his lovelife*

Night, DF!

Awww. Poor Lee.

Night, DF!

Awww. Poor Lee.

nightDF

*walks in*

Hello!

Hi Kortana! We met a while back, but you probably don't remember.

Hi, Vex! I do.

7|-|47$ ^^'/ 1!|=3 |=0|2 '/4!!!11

7|-|47$ ^^'/ 1!|=3 |=0|2 '/4!!!11Wha?

Hey, sis!

i said thats my life for ya!!!!

Hi, Vex! I do.

Hey, that's nice!

How's that horrible brother of your's treating you these days? :lol:

Hi, Vex! I do.

Hey, that's nice!

How's that horrible brother of your's treating you these days? :lol:Hey! I heard that!

*lays on the bed thinking of his stupid love life and how there is no love in his life*

Hi, Vex! I do.

Hey, that's nice!

How's that horrible brother of your's treating you these days? :lol:He's treating me fine. He's been taking care of me because I've been sick. :D

*hugs Lang*

Hey! I heard that!

Note to self: keep your voice down...

He's treating me fine. He's been taking care of me because I've been sick. :D

*hugs Lang*

Aww, that's sweet. I always knew Lang was a big softie. It's a great feeling to know someone will take care of you when you are down...no?

I do hope you're feeling much better now...

Hey! I heard that!

Note to self: keep your voice down...Note to self: prank Vex...

He's treating me fine. He's been taking care of me because I've been sick. :D

*hugs Lang*

Aww, that's sweet. I always knew Lang was a big softie. It's a great feeling to know someone will take care of you when you are down...no?

I do hope you're feeling much better now...Yeah, I'm feeling better.

Note to self: keep your voice down...Note to self: prank Vex...

Note to self: uh oh...

Note to self: keep your voice down...Note to self: prank Vex...

Note to self: uh oh...Not to self: mwuahahahahaha...ooh, a quarter...

Yeah, I'm feeling better.

That is wonderful news!

So do you go out fishing and gator hunting with your brother? Or are you more of the Southern Belle type?

Yeah, I'm feeling better.

That is wonderful news!

So do you go out fishing and gator hunting with your brother? Or are you more of the Southern Belle type?I go with him. It's lots of fun.

*walks downstairs frowning*hi

*walks downstairs frowning*hiHello!

I go with him. It's lots of fun.

Can you bait your own hook? Can you take a fish off the hook yourself?

oh hi im lee and you are

I go with him. It's lots of fun.

Can you bait your own hook? Can you take a fish off the hook yourself?Yes and yes.

oh hi im lee and you areI'm Kortana. Lang's little sis. :twisted:

Lee! Glad you can join us, homie.

I go with him. It's lots of fun.

Can you bait your own hook? Can you take a fish off the hook yourself?Yes and yes.

Girlfriend, you are welcome in my boat anytime! I'm going out tomorrow night...

i think thats a sign of things to come :shock:

I go with him. It's lots of fun.

Can you bait your own hook? Can you take a fish off the hook yourself?Yes and yes.

Girlfriend, you are welcome in my boat anytime! I'm going out tomorrow night...Cool! We're going fishing tomorrow, me and Lang.

i think thats a sign of things to come :shock:Wha? I'd never do anything to anyone.

*halo*

.............................................. :twisted:

i think thats a sign of things to come :shock:Wha? I'd never do anything to anyone.

*halo*

.............................................. :twisted:



ummm.....anyway.....

i think thats a sign of things to come :shock:Wha? I'd never do anything to anyone.

*halo*

.............................................. :twisted:



ummm.....anyway.....Psst. Lee, she's gonna getcha!

Girlfriend, you are welcome in my boat anytime! I'm going out tomorrow night...Cool! We're going fishing tomorrow, me and Lang.

We'll have to get together late tomorrow night or sometime Sunday and compare our stringers.

So, who cleans and who cooks in your family? Lang cleans, you cook? Fish, I mean, of course.

i think thats a sign of things to come :shock:Wha? I'd never do anything to anyone.

*halo*

.............................................. :twisted:



ummm.....anyway.....Psst. Lee, she's gonna getcha!


AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*runs upstairs and locks the door to his roon while hes in side*

Girlfriend, you are welcome in my boat anytime! I'm going out tomorrow night...Cool! We're going fishing tomorrow, me and Lang.

We'll have to get together late tomorrow night or sometime Sunday and compare our stringers.

So, who cleans and who cooks in your family? Lang cleans, you cook? Fish, I mean, of course.Sometimes. Sometimes he cooks and I clean.

i think thats a sign of things to come :shock:Wha? I'd never do anything to anyone.

*halo*

.............................................. :twisted:



ummm.....anyway.....Psst. Lee, she's gonna getcha!Nope...

*throws an egg at Lang's head*

I'm going to do something to you. :P

i think thats a sign of things to come :shock:Wha? I'd never do anything to anyone.

*halo*

.............................................. :twisted:



ummm.....anyway.....Psst. Lee, she's gonna getcha!Nope...

*throws an egg at Lang's head*

I'm going to do something to you. :PMeany!

Sometimes. Sometimes he cooks and I clean.

Good for you guys. Tag team...

Hope you catch a bunch!

i think thats a sign of things to come :shock:Wha? I'd never do anything to anyone.

*halo*

.............................................. :twisted:



ummm.....anyway.....Psst. Lee, she's gonna getcha!Nope...

*throws an egg at Lang's head

I'm going to do something to you. :PMeany!Mwuahahahaha!

Sometimes. Sometimes he cooks and I clean.

Good for you guys. Tag team...

Hope you catch a bunch!Yah, I'm sure we'll catch a bunch.

Kortana, I'm off to bed. Have a wonderful Saturday, even if you have to spend it with Lang...! Good luck to you both and I hope to chat with you again very soon!

Bye, Vexo!

Night, Vex!

Bye Lang...

*drops into a chair* I hate this...

Y'ello!

*drops into another chair*

OW! Damn back.

Poor Lang. *grins ever-so-slightly*

I see things haven't changed much around here...

It hasn't changed much, no............I'm hungry.

*goes into the kitchen*

Has been drinking for this entire exchange and by this time could be considered "ripped" but is in the mood for some conversation.

"Hey everybody I hope you like my dancing earlier. If you didn't see it is was a sight to behold. If any of the ladies in the room who are 11's at this point want to dance I'd be perfectly happy to oblige"

Morning barkeep, I'll have a Pint of your finest ale.

*yawns and stretches, feeling very disoriented*

hello 'veryone. who's all here?

Hello.

well well, heres a new face. what can i get you Games?

What are the choices?

just about anything you want. cokes, beers, wines, and mixed drinks i got it all. or, if your hungry, i can have cook whip you up something.
so whats your pleasure mate?

Something in a single malt?

Hey DF. Hey everyone else.

one single malt coming up
*grabs a bottle and pours a glass, then slides it over*
there ya go.

Ah, Thank you my dear. You are looking quite nice tonight, change your hair?

nope. been this way forever
[fyi, i am a guy]
so who's puppet are you?

If I tell you I have to kill you.

shall i guess then?

You might

aaahh, is there a bartender in the house?

indeed there is. what can i get for you
TAR?

Hello everyone. Im quite new here. If anyone has anything to tel me about anything, just send me a telegram... :D :shock:

might try the help topic. i think its in moderation.

*walks in*

Hola!

'lo Lang. Guinness?

indeed there is. what can i get for you
TAR?
tar? :?
erm.. maybe just a shirley temple... although its been a pretty tough night

Suuuure. Hand me one ova.

*goes to the bar*

tar...? oh, sory, had nothing to do with you. right then, one shirley temple.
*mixes drink and slides it over*

tar...? oh, sory, had nothing to do with you. right then, one shirley temple.
*mixes drink and slides it over*

ahh thanks mate.
*takes a really big sip and squints before putting head on bar*

[fyi, i am a guy]


I'm sorry, DF, but these posts of yours always crack me up... :lol:

[fyi, i am a guy]


I'm sorry, DF, but these posts of yours always crack me up... :lol:

me too

:roll:
hello Vex.

Y'ello, Vexo! Went fishing?

Fishing, I love fishing!

Fishing, I love fishing!Me too. 8)

*grabs a bottle of Guinness and hops up on bar*

Y'ello, Vexo! Went fishing?

Yep, pretty slow though. Caught a couple decent ones. Will be going out at sun-up tomorrow to see if I can't catch me a big largemouth.

How did your fishing with little sis go?

*picks head up*
fishing makes me think of hotdogs. dunno why... but fishing is cool. yeah. *takes another huge sip*

dp

fishing's all well and good, but deer huntin' is the way to go.

Went good. We caught some Catfish and a Striped Bass.

i like watching deer... but i think i'd pretty much die if i killed a deer. theyre funny to watch though... a better version of watching fish in a tank.

fishing's all well and good, but deer huntin' is the way to go.Deer hunting's good. But I do gator hunting more.