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The O'Railey Inn and Tavern v.2 - Page 2

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Vexilars
24-05-2004, 05:08
Thanks DF. My amigo, Jose, and I go way back...

*shoots*

Ole!

Man, this Manhattan is a scary freakin' place. I thought Minneapolis was big...!
Vexilars
24-05-2004, 05:08
dp
Demonic Furbies
24-05-2004, 05:10
ya. i went to new york last summer. little thought. stay out of cabs and take the subways. much faster.
Langham
24-05-2004, 05:12
Notta lotta. You? Oh, next time y'all see Kortana, she's most likely going to be pissed. Her boyfriend left her for another girl.
Demonic Furbies
24-05-2004, 05:13
poor thing.
Vexilars
24-05-2004, 05:13
I took a cab from the airport to the hotel. The driver never shut up the whole way and I had absolutely no idea what he was saying. Nothing!
Demonic Furbies
24-05-2004, 05:15
either overly social, an illegal imegrant, or on one of those taxi cab confessions shows.
Vexilars
24-05-2004, 05:19
TV show? You mean all the cabs there don't have cameramen and microphones? I just figured it was like a security thing...

I never should have changed clothes in that taxi...
Demonic Furbies
24-05-2004, 05:20
nice. very nice.
*pours a shot of tequilla and gulps it down*
The Atheists Reality
24-05-2004, 05:23
nice. very nice.
*pours a shot of tequilla and gulps it down*

here is to the m0ds :cry:
Demonic Furbies
24-05-2004, 05:25
hear hear.
'lo TAR. care for a shot?
Vexilars
24-05-2004, 05:26
It just dawned on me, my watch is an hour slow here. Doh!

Got to get a little sleep before the big snore...I mean, big convention tomorrow. See ya, DF. Say hi to Gael for me, if you see her.
Demonic Furbies
24-05-2004, 05:27
il do that. sleep well Vex.
The Atheists Reality
24-05-2004, 05:43
hear hear.
'lo TAR. care for a shot?
thanks DF, still mourning forum 7 :cry:
Demonic Furbies
24-05-2004, 05:45
arnt we all. i dont think the mods apreciated the last little spam war we had there.
Demonic Furbies
24-05-2004, 05:57
anywho. i needs to study for finals. later TAR.
Lutton
24-05-2004, 05:59
*imitates mod*

I HOPE YOU'RE NOT HAVING FUN IN HERE!
Demonic Furbies
24-05-2004, 06:00
and please, dont piss off the mods in my bar. iv already lost one and i would supremly angry at whoever causes it to happen again.
Lutton
24-05-2004, 06:05
and please, dont piss off the mods in my bar. iv already lost one and i would supremly angry at whoever causes it to happen again.

*shudders*

:shock:
Demonic Furbies
25-05-2004, 03:23
so, how is everybody tonight?
25-05-2004, 03:24
Hey nice place you have here..
Cuneo Island
25-05-2004, 03:25
What up DF.

Sorry guys it's the real me, I know you'd rather have my wife on here.
Gaeltach
25-05-2004, 03:25
Speaking of which, why did the other one get locked?
Demonic Furbies
25-05-2004, 03:39
because the mods, namely Steph, considered it to be "post-whoring"
Gaeltach
25-05-2004, 03:44
Are you serious? That's one of the biggest lines I've heard in a while...
25-05-2004, 03:45
Spammers have rights too!
Demonic Furbies
25-05-2004, 03:46
its the biggest pile of crap i've ever had my hands in. errg.
anywho, how are you today.
25-05-2004, 03:47
What's a fella gotta do to get a drink around here? :D
Demonic Furbies
25-05-2004, 03:48
all you have to do is ask. what can i get you?
Gaeltach
25-05-2004, 03:49
Makes me wonder why this was targeted though...

I certainly never saw any action taken against NEE's house, or any of Pet and Iki's threads.

I'm starting to understand why so many of the veterans have left. Things keep up, and I won't be long after them. But at least the mods will have their precious solution...the forums will run more smoothly with severely reduced traffic if things keep on like they are.

The manager side of me understands this effort. But the human relations side realizes that more people are mad by the crackdowns than by the lag time itself.
25-05-2004, 03:51
Something in a rye or a whiskey..

The thing is the deleting and stuff is NOT SOLVING THE PROBLEM!!!
Vexilars
25-05-2004, 03:51
It certainly has improved the server performance this particular evening...
Demonic Furbies
25-05-2004, 03:52
ya. see, i was just kicked off the forum for a good 15 minutes. i could get to my nation, the region, the UN, etc, but couldnt manage to get onto the forum, so i dont think the "crackdown" is doing anything other than letting the mods pat themselves on the back.
25-05-2004, 03:54
Exactly!

Get off our backs you MODS
Gaeltach
25-05-2004, 03:54
It certainly has improved the server performance this particular evening...

Yeah, only not. Just five minutes ago I had no service. Couldn't get on for about 10.

Gimme something strong, DF.
Vexilars
25-05-2004, 03:59
Me, too, if you don't mind too awful much.
Demonic Furbies
25-05-2004, 04:00
*pours a glass of whiskey and slides it down to six, then mixes a Rimmer for Gael and gives it to her*
Cuneo Island
25-05-2004, 04:01
Well in approximately one hour I'm going downstairs to play volleyball with some friends I've made around this place.

We decided to have a midnight bonfire lit volleyball game.
Gaeltach
25-05-2004, 04:02
*downs it without hesitation*

Man, if I had the strangest experience at work on sunday. I don't think my hands will ever be clean again.
25-05-2004, 04:03
Ahh thanks! If the mods have no sence of humor and I don't see you all again, It has been great knowing you all!

Cheers!
Demonic Furbies
25-05-2004, 04:03
blonfires are fun. im gunna hold one the last doy of the school year and burn everything we read this year.

so what'd you do Gael?
Vexilars
25-05-2004, 04:05
Man, if I had the strangest experience at work on sunday. I don't think my hands will ever be clean again.

Dare I ask?
Gaeltach
25-05-2004, 04:08
I had to frisk some fat sweaty woman. I had never frisked anyone before, as that is generally reserved for the real police or the investigators, and that was quite traumatic. When they called me back to the squad room, I would have never guessed in a million years that was what they wanted.
Demonic Furbies
25-05-2004, 04:09
*shutter*
you poor thing :(
Cuneo Island
25-05-2004, 04:10
blonfires are fun. im gunna hold one the last doy of the school year and burn everything we read this year.

so what'd you do Gael?


I remember doing that on my senior year. I kept all my books and told the school to screw off when they sent Bill's parents the bill.

Then we burnt all the books.
Vexilars
25-05-2004, 04:10
Find anything interesting? :D
Vexilars
25-05-2004, 04:12
Ahh thanks! If the mods have no sence of humor and I don't see you all again, It has been great knowing you all!

Cheers!

I'd toast you, Six, but DF won't serve me. They may as well take me with you...
Cuneo Island
25-05-2004, 04:12
I had to frisk some fat sweaty woman. I had never frisked anyone before, as that is generally reserved for the real police or the investigators, and that was quite traumatic. When they called me back to the squad room, I would have never guessed in a million years that was what they wanted.


You frisk people.
Demonic Furbies
25-05-2004, 04:15
sorry bout that Vex. got a little side tracked. something stong then?
*mixes a Rimmer for him too and hands it over*
Demonic Furbies
25-05-2004, 04:15
sorry bout that Vex. got a little side tracked. something stong then?
*mixes a Rimmer for him too and hands it over*
Gaeltach
25-05-2004, 04:15
Generally no, but like I inferred, I was the only qualified female on duty.

And no Vex, nothing interesting. Probably lots of diseases though... *shudder*
Vexilars
25-05-2004, 04:32
sorry bout that Vex. got a little side tracked. something stong then?
*mixes a Rimmer for him too and hands it over*

Thanks, man. I should pass on it anyway. *drinks up* Oh, what the hell...

About time for me to take a little walk, me thinks. Times Square at midnight. Ought to be semi-interesting, especially for a country bumpkin like myself. Maybe I'll get lucky and get frisked or something.
Cuneo Island
25-05-2004, 04:40
*Looks over at Vex.*

Vex I was wondering if I might have a word with you via telegrams. You didn't reply to one I sent you.
Demonic Furbies
25-05-2004, 04:42
*grabs a bottle of tequilla and a shot glass and walks out to the the tub*
Vexilars
25-05-2004, 04:43
I'm sorry, I don't recall receiving anything asking for a reply. Feel free...
Langham
25-05-2004, 04:44
*walks in*

Y'ello!
Gaeltach
25-05-2004, 04:48
Hey Lang!

*hugs*

Ok, I gotta work tomorrow. And hopfully avoid fat sweaty women. Night all.
Demonic Furbies
25-05-2004, 04:49
later Gael.
Demonic Furbies
25-05-2004, 04:49
dp
Langham
25-05-2004, 04:49
Bye bye, Gael!
Vexilars
25-05-2004, 04:50
Goodnight, Gaeltach.
Cuneo Island
25-05-2004, 04:50
*walks in*

Y'ello!

What up Lang.
Langham
25-05-2004, 04:52
*walks in*

Y'ello!

What up Lang.Nothing much. You?
Cuneo Island
25-05-2004, 04:54
Well technically I was only supposed to come up here for like two seconds to get some Gatorades from the fridge to bring down to the night time girls volleyball crew.

My team won and now the girls are playing.

(They're all in thongs! Hell yeah!)

Oh and my wife is playing too so don't question my loyalty.
Vexilars
25-05-2004, 04:56
*grabs a bottle of tequilla and a shot glass and walks out to the the tub*
You got a shot in there with my name on it? My parting shot, as it were...
Vexilars
25-05-2004, 05:01
Ah well, guess not. See you all again sometime...
Kortana
25-05-2004, 05:03
*scurries in*

Hello!
Demonic Furbies
25-05-2004, 05:04
sorry Vex. server is giving me crap tonight. remind me next time.
im off for the night too. fed up with this stupid server. later all.
Langham
25-05-2004, 05:14
Later, DF!

Hey, sis!
Madesonia
25-05-2004, 05:17
I've never been in here before...
Langham
25-05-2004, 05:18
Y'ello! I'm Lang and this...

*points to Kortana*

Is my sis.
Kortana
25-05-2004, 05:21
Hello!
Madesonia
25-05-2004, 05:21
Awesome.
Langham
25-05-2004, 05:23
Wazzup?
Cuneo Island
25-05-2004, 05:25
Quick ending to the girls volleyball match. One of them took a spike to the head and they were down a player so everyone quit.


So who's here.

Any girls who need hugs?

Or guys who I can acknowlege?
Madesonia
25-05-2004, 05:26
I need a hug!
Kortana
25-05-2004, 05:27
Hello, Cuneo.

*hugs*
Cuneo Island
25-05-2004, 05:27
I need a hug!

I love to give hugs, you know that babe.

*Walks over and hugs Maddie tight.*

I can give you a kiss to if you need one. your special maddie.
Cuneo Island
25-05-2004, 05:27
Hello, Cuneo.

*hugs*

Hey Kortana.

*Hugs her back and kisses her on the cheek.*

How are you?
Langham
25-05-2004, 05:29
Yo, Cuneo!
Kortana
25-05-2004, 05:29
Hello, Cuneo.

*hugs*

Hey Kortana.

*Hugs her back and kisses her on the cheek.*

How are you?Kinda pissed. :evil: You?
Cuneo Island
25-05-2004, 05:33
I'm alright. I was watching the girls play volleyball but then one took a hard hit to the head and they couldn't play anymore.

So what are you pissed about? Can I get you a drink to make it up?
Cuneo Island
25-05-2004, 05:33
Yo, Cuneo!

Hey Lang, what's up.
Kortana
25-05-2004, 05:36
I'm alright. I was watching the girls play volleyball but then one took a hard hit to the head and they couldn't play anymore.

So what are you pissed about? Can I get you a drink to make it up?Sure. My boyfriend broke up with me for another girl.
Cuneo Island
25-05-2004, 05:39
I'm alright. I was watching the girls play volleyball but then one took a hard hit to the head and they couldn't play anymore.

So what are you pissed about? Can I get you a drink to make it up?Sure. My boyfriend broke up with me for another girl.

*Grabs her a shirley temple and gets himself one too.*

These are always good.

*Hands it to her.*

Don't worry about him. A cute and fun girl like you will have a lot of guys in the future. And he'll be begging to have you back and you'll be in control one day.

*Holds her comfortingly.*

Don't worry babe.
Kortana
25-05-2004, 05:45
Thank you. I'm not worried about it.
25-05-2004, 05:45
is this the new place to hang out and have a beer and a shot of Jack?

if so ill take a Sam Adams and a shot por favor :)
Cuneo Island
25-05-2004, 05:46
Thank you. I'm not worried about it.

Good.

Well I've gotta go so see ya later.

*Gives her another kiss on the cheek and waves goodbye to Lang.*

Later.
Kortana
25-05-2004, 05:46
Hello!

Lang had to go. He's busy taking care of one of our cousins.
Kortana
25-05-2004, 05:47
Bye, Cuneo.
Demonic Furbies
26-05-2004, 04:52
im back. who's all here?
Cuneo Island
26-05-2004, 05:10
Hey DF. How's it going?
Vexilars
27-05-2004, 02:41
*enters the pub*
DF is just so darn trusting, leaving the doors unlocked like that...
*steps behind the bar and makes himself a gin and tonic and retires to a booth to rest after a long day of traveling*
27-05-2004, 02:42
Hey Vex! :D
Vexilars
27-05-2004, 02:45
Hey Sixy, you old trouble maker! Or should I call you Seveny?
SilverCities
27-05-2004, 02:45
*wanders in*

hmmmm, barlike...

*grins* :P
Vexilars
27-05-2004, 02:53
Hi SC, I think we met once upon a time. How are you? Can I get you drink? Sixy, you want anything? I'm buying...(hee hee)
SilverCities
27-05-2004, 03:00
Yes Vex, I remember seeing you around when I was around more often many moons ago. I would like a shot of Absolut citron if you would please, thank you. 8)
Vexilars
27-05-2004, 03:09
*rummages around DF's well kept bar and finds his bottle. pours a shot of the lemony Absolut and pushes it across the bar*

There you are...enjoy! So, how's life treating you?
Sixy
27-05-2004, 03:10
ok some one got the brainwave to make a ur8 so i made sixy since tat's what my friends call me

Hey again Vex! :D
Vexilars
27-05-2004, 03:17
Hi again! How about a drink to celebrate your resurection?
Cuneo Island
27-05-2004, 03:18
Hey everyone.
Sixy
27-05-2004, 03:32
Thanks Vex a drink would be just the ticket. :D
Vexilars
27-05-2004, 03:39
*pours Sixy and himself a shot of good Irish Whiskey*
Cheers!
*downs his shot*
Aye, that's good...for whiskey, that is. Can't stand the stuff...
Gaeltach
27-05-2004, 03:42
Whoa, did I see Silver in here?
Demonic Furbies
27-05-2004, 03:43
*wakes up, gets up from behind bar, and brushes self off*
howdy all.
six? they got you too?
Sixy
27-05-2004, 03:45
Hey Gael! Thanks Vex!

To your health!

*takes a drink of the Irish Whiskey*

That's a nice shot
Vexilars
27-05-2004, 03:48
Hello Gaeltach...

Hey DF, I was wondering what the hell I was stepping on...
Gaeltach
27-05-2004, 03:48
Slainte!

So what's everyone up to?
Demonic Furbies
27-05-2004, 03:52
was that real? i drempt i was hit by a boulder...
Sixy
27-05-2004, 03:52
I just past 8 posts! :D
Demonic Furbies
27-05-2004, 03:54
yay. back on your way to the top six?
Vexilars
27-05-2004, 03:55
was that real? i drempt i was hit by a boulder...

Sorry about the steel toed work boots. I don't wear them all that often.
Sixy
27-05-2004, 03:56
yay. back on your way to the top six?

No, I don't have THAT kind of time now.. :)
Demonic Furbies
27-05-2004, 03:57
im fine. i dont bruise easy. just need a drink.
*pours a shot of tequilla and gulps it down*
Vexilars
27-05-2004, 04:00
Now you're talkin' my language...
Demonic Furbies
27-05-2004, 04:02
*pulls down another shot glass and pours Vex one, then pours another one for himself*
down the hatch
*raises drink and gulps it down*
Cuneo Island
27-05-2004, 04:03
Hey can I get a shot.
Gaeltach
27-05-2004, 04:03
Mind if I get in on that?
Demonic Furbies
27-05-2004, 04:12
alright then, drinks all around
*pulls down more glasses and pours a shot for everyone*
cheers
Sixy
27-05-2004, 04:15
Cheers! :D

I'm not big on Tequilla
Vexilars
27-05-2004, 04:15
Thanks man.

Run into any sweaty, fat women today, Gael?
Demonic Furbies
27-05-2004, 04:18
meh. more for me.
*grabs six's shot and srinks it down*
can i get you anything else six?
Gaeltach
27-05-2004, 04:18
Thankfully no. *shudder*

I still have nightmares.
Cuneo Island
27-05-2004, 04:19
*Swallows the shot.*
Demonic Furbies
27-05-2004, 04:28
did you have to bring that up Vex? iv just had 4 shots of tequilla. excuse me.
*stumbles out to balcony and does his thing over the edge*
Gaeltach
27-05-2004, 04:31
Ah well...it's a long way from Clare to here, and hopefully equally distant 'twixt that woman and m'self.

*takes it quick*

That's better.
Vexilars
27-05-2004, 04:33
What's wrong? Sweat is good, yes? Got to work out, you know. Fat ain't so bad...kinda...in like really small doses. Hey, Atkin's dieters love the stuff!
Gaeltach
27-05-2004, 04:34
Alright then, that's enough of that. Thank you kindly.
Demonic Furbies
27-05-2004, 04:38
Vex, hint hint. never talk to a woman about fat.
Vexilars
27-05-2004, 04:38
Sorry.

Later.
Gaeltach
27-05-2004, 04:39
Vex, hint hint. never talk to a woman about fat.

Uh...that's not what I meant...
Demonic Furbies
27-05-2004, 04:43
sorry. im a bit buzzed and saying things without thinking.
i think maybe i need to sit down now.
*flops down in booth*
Gaeltach
27-05-2004, 04:55
Ah well...I best be on my way. Oiche mhaith, DF.

*sets out, singing softly to herself*

I wish I was on yonder hill
Tis there I'd sit and cry my fill
And till every tear would turn a mill
Is go dtí tu mo mhuirnín slán.
Demonic Furbies
27-05-2004, 04:58
*looks up*
ta Gael
*passes out*
Gaeltach
27-05-2004, 05:02
*sneaks back in with a blanket for DF, tidies up a bit in silence, and quietly leaves once more*
Demonic Furbies
27-05-2004, 05:12
*turns over in sleep and snorts*
Demonic Furbies
28-05-2004, 04:14
*wakes up and slides out of booth*
ok. too many shots last night.
*stumbles out to tub, slides in and soaks*
Gaeltach
28-05-2004, 04:15
*pokes her head in*

Feeling better?
Cuneo Island
28-05-2004, 04:20
Hey guys. How is everyone?
Demonic Furbies
28-05-2004, 04:25
feeling good, considering its a hangover. il be fine.
how 'bout you two?
Gaeltach
28-05-2004, 04:27
I'm alright.

*grabs a bottle of rum*
Vexilars
28-05-2004, 04:29
Hey kiddos.
Demonic Furbies
28-05-2004, 04:30
thanx for the blanket yesterday Gael. it got kinda cold with the back door open.
Gaeltach
28-05-2004, 04:30
'evenin to ya Vex.
Vexilars
28-05-2004, 04:31
and to you, Gael...
Demonic Furbies
28-05-2004, 04:31
howdy Vex.
Vexilars
28-05-2004, 04:33
Hi DF. How is every little thing?
Gaeltach
28-05-2004, 04:34
*takes a swig and a seat at the bar*
Demonic Furbies
28-05-2004, 04:35
il tell you when i can see the little things in non double-vision again.
Vexilars
28-05-2004, 04:38
Yeah, OK, been there.
*steals a bottle of Bombay Sapphire and a bottle of Canada Dry Tonic and a tray of ice and a highball glass and heads for the back corner booth*
Gaeltach
28-05-2004, 04:40
Vex...why are you going back there? Since when have you ever been antisocial?
Demonic Furbies
28-05-2004, 04:41
ya, come on back up here. we're all friends here.
Cuneo Island
28-05-2004, 04:54
Dude those apparently non-tech savvy mods are eating me up on my apology thread.

I post from a wireless network that switches IP's sometimes like they all do. And they keep saying I'm not. Which lets me know they have it out for me too and are lying.
Vexilars
28-05-2004, 04:55
Um...

I have no good answer for you...

*pours a strong G&T*

Now that's the ticket...
Demonic Furbies
28-05-2004, 05:06
so stop trying. you cant convince some people.
Gaeltach
28-05-2004, 05:06
I haven't the patience for this CI. It's enough to deal with your issues in two other threads, but please don't bring them here.
Demonic Furbies
28-05-2004, 05:08
Gael, breathe. its alright.
Gaeltach
28-05-2004, 05:16
I am breathing.
Demonic Furbies
28-05-2004, 05:25
not what i ment but w/e.
*grabs wine cooler*
Gaeltach
28-05-2004, 05:27
I know what you meant, but I'm perfectly calm. In any case, it's best I took my leave for the night.

Goodnight everyone.
Demonic Furbies
28-05-2004, 05:27
later.
Demonic Furbies
28-05-2004, 05:59
the life just seems to get sucked outa this place once Gael leaves.
*goes back ouside and does a few laps in the pool*
Vexilars
29-05-2004, 07:21
*wanders in and makes a martini for himself*

All alone..

*wanders back to the hot tub and stops to ponder life*

Hmmm...

*strips down to nothing and eases himself into the tub*

Not such a bad thing...

*sips his martini...*
Squornshelous
29-05-2004, 18:03
*peeks inside*

hmm, empty.
Squornshelous
30-05-2004, 05:18
hmm, still empty.
Vexilars
30-05-2004, 05:20
*stumbles in*

Now only partially empty...
Squornshelous
30-05-2004, 05:21
is it just me or are post counts going backwards around here?
Cuneo Island
30-05-2004, 05:21
is it just me or are post counts going backwards around here?

They seriously are.
Squornshelous
30-05-2004, 05:22
If I still had half the posts I've had deleted. . . :roll:
Vexilars
30-05-2004, 05:25
*steps behind DF's bar*

What can I get for you two?

*pours himself a Guinness*
Squornshelous
30-05-2004, 05:26
root beer's fine for me.
Vexilars
30-05-2004, 05:31
Root beer it is then...

*pours a tall glass of Killebrews Finest and pushes it across the bar*

How's life treating you Squorn?
Vexilars
30-05-2004, 05:41
*watches as a lovely glass of premium root beer begins to go flat...*
Vexilars
30-05-2004, 05:53
*pours out the root beer and cleans out the glass*
Waste of damn good root beer.
*refills his own glass with another Guinness*
Oh yeah...
Mutant Dogs
30-05-2004, 05:57
HI 8)

What drinks do you serve?
Vexilars
30-05-2004, 06:08
Hey there!

What drink would you like? If I don't know it, you can always talk me through it...
Mutant Dogs
30-05-2004, 06:09
Hey there!

What drink would you like? If I don't know it, you can always talk me through it...


I would like a frosted frapamauto 8)
Squornshelous
30-05-2004, 06:12
I hate my net connection. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Mutant Dogs
30-05-2004, 06:12
I hate my net connection. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

56k?
Squornshelous
30-05-2004, 06:13
no, but the damn thing keeps winking on and off. It's something wrong with the cable network.
Mutant Dogs
30-05-2004, 06:14
no, but the damn thing keeps winking on and off. It's something wrong with the cable network.

66k?
Vexilars
30-05-2004, 06:14
Hey there!

What drink would you like? If I don't know it, you can always talk me through it...


I would like a frosted frapamauto 8)

OK, walk me through it and its yours...
Mutant Dogs
30-05-2004, 06:17
Hey there!

What drink would you like? If I don't know it, you can always talk me through it...


I would like a frosted frapamauto 8)

OK, walk me through it and its yours...

Le Frapamauto

Ingredients

1 x Cat Liver

1 1/2 Cups of Cat Blood

2 x Cats Eyes (Preferably not Kisarazu's)

2 x Ominous Rodents

1/2 Snake

Thankyou 8)
Vexilars
30-05-2004, 06:20
The Cat Blood delivery guy didn't show today. Darn the luck. Maybe tomorrow.

How about a Bloody Mary...?
Squornshelous
30-05-2004, 06:20
Hey there!

What drink would you like? If I don't know it, you can always talk me through it...


I would like a frosted frapamauto 8)

OK, walk me through it and its yours...

Le Frapamauto

Ingredients

1 x Cat Liver

1 1/2 Cups of Cat Blood

2 x Cats Eyes (Preferably not Kisarazu's)

2 x Ominous Rodents

1/2 Snake

Thankyou 8)

wtf?
Mutant Dogs
30-05-2004, 06:30
wtf?

'Tis but a delicacy, the truly matured can understand.
Squornshelous
30-05-2004, 06:30
I see.

*doesn't*
Mutant Dogs
30-05-2004, 06:30
The Cat Blood delivery guy didn't show today. Darn the luck. Maybe tomorrow.

How about a Bloody Mary...?

Do not worry, sir, I brought my own cats blood
Squornshelous
30-05-2004, 06:33
MD, in the brief time I have known you, (all of 15 minutes) I have discovered that you are a very wierd person.
Mutant Dogs
30-05-2004, 06:34
MD, in the brief time I have known you, (all of 15 minutes) I have discovered that you are a very wierd person.

Thankyou 8)

I usually just get stares.
Squornshelous
30-05-2004, 06:35
you're welcome. *looks for Vex* any chance of another Root Beer? I promise not to abandon this one.
Vexilars
30-05-2004, 06:36
Do not worry, sir, I brought my own cats blood

Well, in that case...
*mixes the cat liver, cat's eyes, rodents and (almost) half a snake in a blender*

Just pour in the blood and I think we're good to go...
Squornshelous
30-05-2004, 06:38
*glances at the mixture n the glass*

On second thought, I'll pass on that root beer.
Vexilars
30-05-2004, 06:38
you're welcome. *looks for Vex* any chance of another Root Beer? I promise not to abandon this one.

Good chance, I'd say...

*pours another Killi's*

This stuff is the pride of Minnesota. Let me know what you think...
Mutant Dogs
30-05-2004, 06:40
Do not worry, sir, I brought my own cats blood

Well, in that case...
*mixes the cat liver, cat's eyes, rodents and (almost) half a snake in a blender*

Just pour in the blood and I think we're good to go...

Allow me!

*Pours in the cat blood*

*Drinks his drink*
Vexilars
30-05-2004, 06:40
Squorn, it's all good. I washed my hands....
Squornshelous
30-05-2004, 06:41
Squorn, it's all good. I washed my hands....

not your hands I'm worried about, my stomach.
Mutant Dogs
30-05-2004, 06:42
Squorn, it's all good. I washed my hands....

BUT I DIDN'T :shock:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Squornshelous
30-05-2004, 06:47
okaaay.
Demonic Furbies
30-05-2004, 20:52
*walks in and notices blender*
ok, i dont know what ya'll made yesterday, but you had better clean that up.
Vexilars
30-05-2004, 20:59
Vexilars
30-05-2004, 21:01
Hey DF, I'll take care of this mess...

I thought the cleaning lady would get things cleaned up...oh, well
Demonic Furbies
30-05-2004, 21:12
howdy Vex. if you need help il be in the pool.
*walks outside, takes of shirt and jumps in*
Cuneo Island
30-05-2004, 21:14
*Drives up and walks in, takes his shirt off and leaps in the pool.*

What's up.
Demonic Furbies
30-05-2004, 21:15
ello CI. wuts up
Vexilars
30-05-2004, 21:15
Um, no. I'll be just fine. You enjoy yourself...
Cuneo Island
30-05-2004, 21:18
ello CI. wuts up

I just thought of asking Janet what my class rank back in high school was. She knows and I don't.
Cuneo Island
30-05-2004, 21:18
ello CI. wuts up

I just thought of asking Janet what my class rank back in high school was. She knows and I don't.
Demonic Furbies
30-05-2004, 21:20
now why would you want to know something like that? only timre you really need that is cor college admissions and maybe a job interview.
Cuneo Island
30-05-2004, 21:21
I just wanted to know because I had forgotten over so long. She says I did fairly well but she shouldn't tell me the exact rank because it might bring back memories.

And she claims she was saludatorian.
Vexilars
31-05-2004, 04:22
*all showered and shaved and looking good...(he hopes)*




*walks in and pours himself a cold Guinness and sits his bad self down...*
Demonic Furbies
31-05-2004, 04:41
hey Vex. got a date or something?
Squornshelous
31-05-2004, 04:44
*plop*

*falls out of thin air into a chair*
Demonic Furbies
31-05-2004, 04:47
whoa. thats cool!
Squornshelous
31-05-2004, 04:50
whoa. thats cool!

not really, I meant to appear in the chair. :wink:
Vexilars
31-05-2004, 04:50
I do. How do I look? I gave myself a haircut...Yes?...No?...Maybe?
Squornshelous
31-05-2004, 04:51
I do. How do I look? I gave myself a haircut...Yes?...No?...Maybe?

Giving yourself a haircut can have some nasty results (trust me, I know).

Yours looks ok though.
Gaeltach
31-05-2004, 04:52
*pops in for a quick pint*

How's everyone doing tonight?
Demonic Furbies
31-05-2004, 04:52
looks good to me. hope it goes well for you.
Vexilars
31-05-2004, 04:56
looks good to me. hope it goes well for you.

Whew, I feel better now. Thanks!

Well now, if she shows up I'll be good to go...
Demonic Furbies
31-05-2004, 04:57
how are you Gael?
Squornshelous
31-05-2004, 04:58
*waves to Gael*

Hello!
Vexilars
31-05-2004, 04:59
Hi Gaeltach...
Gaeltach
31-05-2004, 05:00
Hello Squorn!

I'm fine DF. A bit tired, but fine.

*grabs a pint of stout*
Demonic Furbies
31-05-2004, 05:00
*casually slides a vase of flowers over to Vex*
Gaeltach
31-05-2004, 05:01
Hey Vex.

Man, don't I feel loved? Everyone said hi to me today. :D
Demonic Furbies
31-05-2004, 05:10
nothing perks you up better than attention.
*grabs a Does Equis and sits on bar*
Squornshelous
31-05-2004, 05:11
*leans back in his chair*

so what's new with everyone?
Gaeltach
31-05-2004, 05:11
Yes well the pint did wonders. Now off to bed with me before I collapse from sheer exhaustion. Night everyone, and sorry for the very short visits lately.
Squornshelous
31-05-2004, 05:12
c ya
Demonic Furbies
31-05-2004, 05:12
anytime is better than none. later.
Ryanania
31-05-2004, 05:12
*Whisper whisper* I hear the NS Blackshirt Moderator Gruppe is going to shut down all bars and clubs.
Vexilars
31-05-2004, 05:12
*casually slides a vase of flowers over to Vex*

*gazes into DF's eyes...*

Oh gosh, you really, shouldn't have. They're just beautiful....
Gaeltach
31-05-2004, 05:13
Cog was deleting "threads without a specific topic or point" earlier.
Vexilars
31-05-2004, 05:14
hmm
Demonic Furbies
31-05-2004, 05:14
they're blowing steam. but, if they do, im gone. defeats the purpose of staying here anymore.
Gaeltach
31-05-2004, 05:15
they're blowing steam. but, if they do, im gone. defeats the purpose of staying here anymore.

I was just thinking the same thing. Christ, these boards used to be so much fun. No wonder all the Veterans left...
Demonic Furbies
31-05-2004, 05:17
*casually slides a vase of flowers over to Vex*

*gazes into DF's eyes...*

Oh gosh, you really, shouldn't have. They're just beautiful....

:roll: feeling a bit slow tonight Vex?
Vexilars
31-05-2004, 05:22
Slow?

It's just that you are so darn...

Wait...you're a guy, aren't you?

I keep forgetting...
Squornshelous
31-05-2004, 05:23
too many mods.

The newer ones are too enthusiastic about their jobs. We need to get a former spammer apointed mod.

Either that or get Amerigo back.

w00t 3000 (again)
Demonic Furbies
31-05-2004, 05:32
cute Vex. :roll:
Squornshelous
31-05-2004, 05:35
Slow?

It's just that you are so darn...

Wait...you're a guy, aren't you?

I keep forgetting...

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/realhappy/mhihi.gif

good one Vex.
Vexilars
31-05-2004, 05:37
"Cute Vex"

I don't hear that nearly enough. From anyone...
Demonic Furbies
31-05-2004, 05:38
alright, thats enough taking my words out of context.
Squornshelous
31-05-2004, 05:39
"Cute Vex"

I don't hear that nearly enough. From anyone...

:roll:
Demonic Furbies
31-05-2004, 05:45
*takes a sip of drink*
Squornshelous
31-05-2004, 05:47
*crickit crickit*

not much happening. I will do something.

*climbs up on a table*

hmm, now what?
31-05-2004, 05:50
*stumbles in*

i might enjoy myself a little here in 1 of the last bars, before the gestapo shuts u all down. gimme guinness!
Demonic Furbies
31-05-2004, 05:51
....
ya, that helps.
*clicks remote, music starts playing, pushes button under bar and disco ball drops*
there. that might do it.