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You know the script... carry on...

Haha. sorry, mutant dogs. :wink:

Ooops! Didn't read the other topic until after I'd done this... apologies! You can do it next time I promise MD.

Haha. sorry, mutant dogs. :wink:

Aah, you suck!

*enters the new shop*
I still want to know what happened! Also, have the owners gotten back yet?

No - haven't seen them today.

Haha. sorry, mutant dogs. :wink:

Aah, you suck!

Hey, I tried. :roll:

*enters the new shop*
I still want to know what happened! Also, have the owners gotten back yet?
Don't think so ocifer! You'll have to wait to see what happens...

Haha. sorry, mutant dogs. :wink:

Aah, you suck!

Hey, I tried. :roll:

No you didn't.

-beep- -beep- -beep- -beep- -beep- -beep-
*checks message*
I'm sorry, but I've just been informed that this shop is unauthorized. If you could please move to the other one...?

-beep- -beep- -beep- -beep- -beep- -beep-
*checks message*
I'm sorry, but I've just been informed that this shop is unauthorized. If you could please move to the other one...?

Can't see that happening. :twisted:

Tis not unauthorised... I have shares in it and have franchises in my nation... check 2 shops ago for proof... *sits down on the floor and wags her tail*

*pounces on the tail*

*Pats delph*

*shrugs*
I was told an agreement was made, but I may have been misinformed. Do you have the records?
*wishes the owners were here*

*stares at UO wishes his orbital tracking beams worked in this world!*
*drinks coffee*
*plots the end of the world*

*pounces on the tail*
*bites HARD and wrenches AR off their feet* You don't realise I'm a werewolf do you?!

-beep- -beep- -beep- -beep- -beep- -beep-
*checks message*
I'm sorry, but I've just been informed that this shop is unauthorized. If you could please move to the other one...?

Very good... this fraudulent activity shall never be known to the lights of day.

*shrugs*
I was told an agreement was made, but I may have been misinformed. Do you have the records?
*wishes the owners were here*

Yes in fact I do... *motions to a eunuch* Andrew go and get the papers...

Haha. sorry, mutant dogs. :wink:

Aah, you suck!

Hey, I tried. :roll:

No you didn't.

:shock: I GAVE YOU A BLASTED SUGGESTION!!!! *hides into corner and sobs loudly*

Excellent! It's very helpful when people keep thorough records. I wish more would follow your example....

Delphi, i rp as a 12.3ft tall liger, i often eat wolves

Excellent! It's very helpful when people keep thorough records. I wish more would follow your example....

*Sets light to the officials jacket*

*jumps on the official*

Look, Delph, I'm clearly more popular than you. Just let it die quietly...

Excellent! It's very helpful when people keep thorough records. I wish more would follow your example....

*Sets light to the officials jacket*
*turns and slams Screegor with his left fist*
Haven't I told you how expensive these uniforms are??

*throws off the liger*

*sits on the official, crushing him under the great weight of the liger*

*graciously bows to the official* It's a pleasure to be so organised... it makes money that way... and you know how Iki and Pet are so busy with other things... they don't always have time to keep track of things.
*ungraciously glares at AR*

HULLO? I STILL DON'T GET WHY EVERYBODY HATES THE OFFICIAL! :x

Excellent! It's very helpful when people keep thorough records. I wish more would follow your example....

*Sets light to the officials jacket*
*turns and slams Screegor with his left fist*
Haven't I told you how expensive these uniforms are??

*throws off the liger*

*takes the punch with grace*

*sets light to his trousers*

HULLO? I STILL DON'T GET WHY EVERYBODY HATES THE OFFICIAL! :x

he's a beaurocrat. isn't that enough?

HULLO? I STILL DON'T GET WHY EVERYBODY HATES THE OFFICIAL! :x

Heh. It's because he's part of the system. People. People, they don't always like the system. No.

Look, Delph, I'm clearly more popular than you. Just let it die quietly...

*rolls around laughing hearily* Aye alright, whatever you think! :P

*drags in the karaoke machine from the old shop*

*plugs it in*

oh.... take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the cats are frisky... please... won't you let me chase them ho-ome...

*sits on the official, crushing him under the great weight of the liger*
*throws the liger off*

*picks up Screegor by the throat*
Is that really neccessary?

Oi! put him down or i'll sing at you again! :x

*drags in the karaoke machine from the old shop*

*plugs it in*

oh.... take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the cats are frisky... please... won't you let me chase them ho-ome...

*laughs even more* Great lyrics Gasp!! :D:D :lol: :lol:

*sits on the official, crushing him under the great weight of the liger*
*throws the liger off*

*picks up Screegor by the throat*
Is that really neccessary?

*Pokes the offical in both eyes*

Gah!
*throws him across the room*
*blinks furiously*
Sorry about that...

*drags in the karaoke machine from the old shop*

*plugs it in*

oh.... take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the cats are frisky... please... won't you let me chase them ho-ome...
:lol: ahh what i nice way to start the day

morning all

*rips the officials guts, out, watches as they spill on the floor*

:lol: ahh what i nice way to start the day

morning all

Morning Neon! *tries to clear up TAR's mess* :x

Er... can i get you a coffee?

Morning Neon.

*drags in the karaoke machine from the old shop*

*plugs it in*

oh.... take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the cats are frisky... please... won't you let me chase them ho-ome...
:lol: ahh what i nice way to start the day

morning all

Mornin boss lady..... :D

*rips the officials guts, out, watches as they spill on the floor*
Aaaaargh....
*dies*

*rips the officials guts, out, watches as they spill on the floor*
Aaaaargh....
*dies*

Hah! Let's see everyone pull together to bring YOU back to life! :roll:
that'll teach yer!

Morning Neon. How goes it?

Oh and I just read that post from Pet's 'wife', so I've text Iki to warn her... I think it's a hoax.

*steps over entrails*

ooooOOOooooo coffee would be great i would love you forever!


Jet - Do some work grrrr (thats was my big boss attempt :? )

Morning Neon. How goes it?

Oh and I just read that post from Pet's 'wife', so I've text Iki to warn her... I think it's a hoax.

It looks like it...and not a very funny one either.

HA! i killed the official!

Hah! Let's see everyone pull together to bring YOU back to life! :roll:
that'll teach yer!
((Of course, being dead, I won't be able to vote in support of the Canine Alliance. Remenber, also, that no one member of the Beurocracy is of any great importance. There's always more where he came from....))

Morning Neon. How goes it?

Oh and I just read that post from Pet's 'wife', so I've text Iki to warn her... I think it's a hoax.

morning hun hows goes you.

post from pets wife?????????

Morning Neon. How goes it?

Oh and I just read that post from Pet's 'wife', so I've text Iki to warn her... I think it's a hoax.

you think? i was sure, until you just said that... :?

It had to be a hoax.

And it was uncalled for and should be deleted.

WARNING! THIS COFFEE SHOP IS A FAKE! YOU ARE ENGAGIND IN FRAUDULENT ACTIVITIES!

hush, you!

Morning Neon. How goes it?

Oh and I just read that post from Pet's 'wife', so I've text Iki to warn her... I think it's a hoax.

you think? i was sure, until you just said that... :?

Well, I don't know if it's fake or not because not that many people, outside of regulars here, know that Pet is married and I don't think regs would be that sick as to post something like that.

*can be found hanging from a rope outside the window*

Morning Neon. How goes it?

Oh and I just read that post from Pet's 'wife', so I've text Iki to warn her... I think it's a hoax.

morning hun hows goes you.

post from pets wife?????????
Yeah it's on page 65ish of the last thread.

Morning Neon. How goes it?

Oh and I just read that post from Pet's 'wife', so I've text Iki to warn her... I think it's a hoax.

morning hun hows goes you.

post from pets wife?????????

You stole the cookies from the cookie jar!

Well, I don't know if it's fake or not because not that many people, outside of regulars here, know that Pet is married and I don't think regs would be that sick as to post something like that.

actually I reckon it would be pretty easy to pick up that particular bit of information about him. it gets mentioned relatively a lot. there are plenty of sick folk out there unfortunately.

someone stolen cookies?
Somebody had cookies and didn't share?
who commited this hainous crime?
*decides that having the leased line for the office fall out is nowhere near as important as the cookies and climbs back in from outside*

Well, I don't know if it's fake or not because not that many people, outside of regulars here, know that Pet is married and I don't think regs would be that sick as to post something like that.

actually I reckon it would be pretty easy to pick up that particular bit of information about him. it gets mentioned relatively a lot. there are plenty of sick folk out there unfortunately.

however you never know - but I don't really think it's something that should be debated until Pet re-appears and debunks it (or not)

no indeed. it shouldn't.

Well, I don't know if it's fake or not because not that many people, outside of regulars here, know that Pet is married and I don't think regs would be that sick as to post something like that.

actually I reckon it would be pretty easy to pick up that particular bit of information about him. it gets mentioned relatively a lot. there are plenty of sick folk out there unfortunately.

Well pets a larper so I'd have thought that any wife would be quite lateral thinking when it came to rp'ing... however you never know - but I don't really think it's something that should be debated until Pet re-appears and debunks it (or not)

Yeah or until Iks texts back...

Hello Twy btw.. didn't notice you there! :D

no indeed. it shouldn't.
*looks around*
Morning Delph, *takes the noose off*
*stretches riger from limbs*
so who stole cookies?

I belive the UO has been placed under arrest.

I belive the UO has been placed under arrest.
*breaths a sigh of relief*
*sits down, drinks coffee to balance brain chemicals*

Poor Official. Is he gone already? :cry:

i disembowelled him

he's had a rough day!

Poor Official. Is he gone already? :cry: Hey. He did the crime, he does the time.

cookie thief!

ok server is doing my crunch so i'm off

*puts her coffee in a takeaway cup*

*hugs for all*

*pootles out*

Hi folks! :D

*Carves "BVM" into the table, realizes the mistake and acts as if it's raining*

i disembowelled him
ewww
well at least you didnt vivisect him... that takes talent to do properly

darn missed a hug from random being...
*grumbles*

See ya Neon, take care hon!

Sodding Server!!!

I've got an idea of who could have posted such a thing....I'll wait until Pet gets back.

Hiya BMV! How's it going? :D

me too. but it must wait.

Sodding Server!!!

I've got an idea of who could have posted such a thing....I'll wait until Pet gets back.

When is he coming back btw?

Don't know! thought you might!

Dunno :?

Hiya BMV! How's it going? :D

Good and bad! My old folks are here visiting, which means excellent food every day. :D Even better than usual that is. On the bad side is that my throat broke down yesterday, but fortunetly that doesn't affect my eating ability! :wink:

Your throat broke down? is that like a kind of car? :?
(i'm not good on cars)

*has no idea about anything*
*drinks more coffee*
*ponders killing the Kingston representitives*

:shock:
there are Klingons here?

Nope I dunno such things... I didn't even know he was off on Friday... he's avoiding the inspector I think... :?

I feel like I've smoked 20 cigs but I've not touched any for months, been coughing up yuk! Maybe we've all caught something in here... *looks at Gaspode pointedly*

*has no idea about anything*
*drinks more coffee*
*ponders killing the Kingston representitives*

You could kill the people that built the Kingston bridge in Glasgow if you like... I'm sure many motorists would be happy about that... it's constantly being repaired coz it's falling down!

Your throat broke down? is that like a kind of car? :?
(i'm not good on cars)

No, it's like the exhaust part of the car. Only my body. :lol:

No, wait a minute, not the exhaust part. The air intake part. The exhaust part would be something different I believe...

I feel like I've smoked 20 cigs but I've not touched any for months, been coughing up yuk! Maybe we've all caught something in here... *looks at Gaspode pointedly*

oi! are you suggesting i spread diseases amongst my friends? like that's the only thing i have to offer?

*enters huff*

:shock:
there are Klingons here?
:shock:
Yes hiding over there be very quiet or they'll attack!
oh well done delph... it may be your body cleaning itself out (especially if you were a marlboro smoker eck)
*eyes gaspode*
but it could be some form of pestilence!

Your throat broke down? is that like a kind of car? :?
(i'm not good on cars)

No, it's like the exhaust part of the car. Only my body. :lol:

must be where all the hot air comes from? :P

Hey Jet, i'd forgotten. how's your own quitting smoking campaign going?

*has no idea about anything*
*drinks more coffee*
*ponders killing the Kingston representitives*

You could kill the people that built the Kingston bridge in Glasgow if you like... I'm sure many motorists would be happy about that... it's constantly being repaired coz it's falling down!
*chuckles* I had a specific group in mind but if I am permitted an all incompasing slaughter of all things kingston I think I could be game!

Hey Jet, i'd forgotten. how's your own quitting smoking campaign going?

Its goes well....Apart from 1 lapse, but that was a cigar and it was my brothers birthday....and a few "happy fags".Still, havent had a ciggy for 2 weeks though!

:shock:
there are Klingons here?
:shock:
Yes hiding over there be very quiet or they'll attack!
oh well done delph... it may be your body cleaning itself out (especially if you were a marlboro smoker eck)
*eyes gaspode*
but it could be some form of pestilence!

I gave up about 6 months ago though, so it should be away by now... I was out in a club on Saturday night so maybe it's something to do with that... Oh and I smoked anything that was there but mostly Regal or L&B.

I wasn't saying anything Gaspode... I'm sure you've more than just diseases to give us... you could bring us our slippers perhaps or the newspaper! :P

his middle name is harvey
the name Petworthia is a corruption of a street in milton keynes
Yes you are correct he is a larper. He rp's vampire in the MK gaslight game and also occasionally in an Anarch game
He supports man u and wimbeldon
his passat is silver
he is red green colour blind
he is 5 6 with mousey blond hair
he likes muse and snow patrol

I can not begin to tell you how much I wish this was a hoax

*has no idea about anything*
*drinks more coffee*
*ponders killing the Kingston representitives*

You could kill the people that built the Kingston bridge in Glasgow if you like... I'm sure many motorists would be happy about that... it's constantly being repaired coz it's falling down!
*chuckles* I had a specific group in mind but if I am permitted an all incompasing slaughter of all things kingston I think I could be game!

hee hee! I support your plight!! :D
Anyways, I'm off home... I'll probably pop back in later!
Byesy bye! *leeps out a nearby window and bounds home*

I wasn't saying anything Gaspode... I'm sure you've more than just diseases to give us... you could bring us our slippers perhaps or the newspaper! :P

:shock: just what do you think i am - a spaniel?!11

:roll: here i am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to pick up a -
oh. sorry, wrong series. :oops:

Oh and I smoked anything that was there but mostly Regal or L&B
*shudders* You proberbly have years of yacking up ecky green stuff L&B are made out of left over bonfires!

Well done Jet - I think "I know I'll quit" within 3 hours I've thought... Maybe tommorow... I suppose I need something to brighten up my outlook on life so I don't want to die of lung disease with no arms or legs a failing heart and no nose/mouth breathing through a tube in my throat... but it just seems so much better than the alternative (living for another 40 years bored and miserable!)

tm Jet

Funny....always thought Pet, like anyone with a soul, despised Man U.

*shudders*
go away your even unnerving me! why pick on us we are mearly images inside your head with no tangible reality beyond the bubble others allow us
*hides under the table with the coffee machine*
and stop lurking in a threatening manner

Your throat broke down? is that like a kind of car? :?
(i'm not good on cars)

No, it's like the exhaust part of the car. Only my body. :lol:

must be where all the hot air comes from? :P

:lol: Starts to ventilate...

his middle name is harvey
the name Petworthia is a corruption of a street in milton keynes
Yes you are correct he is a larper. He rp's vampire in the MK gaslight game and also occasionally in an Anarch game
He supports man u and wimbeldon
his passat is silver
he is red green colour blind
he is 5 6 with mousey blond hair
he likes muse and snow patrol

I can not begin to tell you how much I wish this was a hoax

:?

What is not a hoax? Pet?

his middle name is harvey
the name Petworthia is a corruption of a street in milton keynes
Yes you are correct he is a larper. He rp's vampire in the MK gaslight game and also occasionally in an Anarch game
He supports man u and wimbeldon
his passat is silver
he is red green colour blind
he is 5 6 with mousey blond hair
he likes muse and snow patrol

I can not begin to tell you how much I wish this was a hoax

:?

What is not a hoax? Pet?

Nah, just somebody who thinks they can fool us all into thinking that he is actually Pet's wife. :lol:

What a lonely, bitter little boy.



Edit: Sorry, I said "man"..... :roll:

*Struggles* :x

Just can't speak. :x

:shock:

I can post.....must be in the eye of the storm.... :?

his middle name is harvey
the name Petworthia is a corruption of a street in milton keynes
Yes you are correct he is a larper. He rp's vampire in the MK gaslight game and also occasionally in an Anarch game
He supports man u and wimbeldon
his passat is silver
he is red green colour blind
he is 5 6 with mousey blond hair
he likes muse and snow patrol

I can not begin to tell you how much I wish this was a hoax

:?

What is not a hoax? Pet?

Nah, just somebody who thinks they can fool us all into thinking that he is actually Pet's wife. :lol:

What a lonely, bitter little boy.



Edit: Sorry, I said "man"..... :roll:

Aha. Pffft. Credability claims with that? Come back again after 300 posts or so, with pics of weddingpapers etc... :roll:

:shock:

I can post.....must be in the eye of the storm.... :?

Its driving me crazy.

Special as how bad today is now going.

:shock:

I can post.....must be in the eye of the storm.... :?

Its driving me crazy.

Specially as how bad today is now going.

*refrains from posting previous post*
I took the servers difficulty as a sign!
*no comment on the issues of today*
*drinks coffee*

Funny thing with a bad server. It becomes a global problem... :x

Funny thing with a bad server. It becomes a global problem... :x

How are you on this bad day?

this is all to intence and rl like...

global problem... *chortle*

actually meeting the gaslight lot tonight... as long as I don't go all coward like and run away

*trots back in* Dear Wife Pretender, we have no way to confirm that what you claim is correct... also all of that information may have been taken from previous posts.
What was he wearing on his work stag do? And what was so funny about what they did to him?
Oh and Iki's doing a training course this week and will be moving house next week so she doesn't know when she'll get online. And she had a great birthday... she said to pass this on...

Funny thing with a bad server. It becomes a global problem... :x

How are you on this bad day?
As I said before, my throat is giving me troubles, but except for that I'm fine! :D

*trots back in* Dear Wife Pretender, we have no way to confirm that what you claim is correct... also all of that information may have been taken from previous posts.
What was he wearing on his work stag do? And what was so funny about what they did to him?
Oh and Iki's doing a training course this week and will be moving house next week so she doesn't know when she'll get online. And she had a great birthday... she said to pass this on...

Dun da da da!

Delph to the rescue!!! :D

*trots back in* Dear Wife Pretender, we have no way to confirm that what you claim is correct... also all of that information may have been taken from previous posts.
What was he wearing on his work stag do? And what was so funny about what they did to him?
Oh and Iki's doing a training course this week and will be moving house next week so she doesn't know when she'll get online. And she had a great birthday... she said to pass this on...
howdy Delph, very well put ...

Good to hear that Iki passed the birthday without neg incidents.

*yawns again*

*trots back in* Dear Wife Pretender, we have no way to confirm that what you claim is correct... also all of that information may have been taken from previous posts.
What was he wearing on his work stag do? And what was so funny about what they did to him?


A very good question, Queen Delph *nods gravely*
So tell me Mrs Pretender - how old are you, when is your birthday, what did you do on 13 March, and where?

Tis a good photo that stag do one... v funny! :D
I'm just going to do my injection... hold on a wee min!

*trots back in* Dear Wife Pretender, we have no way to confirm that what you claim is correct... also all of that information may have been taken from previous posts.
What was he wearing on his work stag do? And what was so funny about what they did to him?
Oh and Iki's doing a training course this week and will be moving house next week so she doesn't know when she'll get online. And she had a great birthday... she said to pass this on...

Thats good to know, pleased she had a good birthday. Send regards.

Okay Screegor, sent her another message saying that. Free texts are a god send! :D
No reply to our questions I see... I might email Pet and see what he thinks of this person.

I've had no reply from Pet today, but then i've had no external emails AT ALL today apart from first thing :evil:

Hello everyone.

:shock:

Hello CI.

Hiya CI, how's it going?

Well I'll try then Gaspode... he'll want to know about it if this is all a fallacy.

:shock:

:shock:

:shock:
:?:

It's going pretty good Delphi. But I"m dying to find Aspen, if you know who she is. I had to bolt off without saying goodbye to her yesterday and she got a little angry. I need to find her and sort things out and finish what we were doing. :shock:

Yay! Discworld Monthly is in! :D

I've had no reply from Pet today, but then i've had no external emails AT ALL today apart from first thing :evil:
I've been having days like that, we found our mail filter company was caught in the throws of temporary paralysis

Yay! Discworld Monthly is in! :D

What what what!?! :shock:

What is this "Discworld Monthly" you speak of... :?


Where can I get it?

I assume it's a magazine.

Okay Screegor, sent her another message saying that. Free texts are a god send! :D
No reply to our questions I see... I might email Pet and see what he thinks of this person.

Thanks.

Aspen Clark is her full name... look her up on the World bit of the nations and tm her. I'm sure she won't be that upset.
Why are we shocked Screegor honey?

you all really think you know him. On his works stag do they made him a skirt of netting and a veil made of netting too they made him walk around in it all day on his actualll stag do they played golf and went to a club in northampton our wedding aniversary is the 19th of October

And yes jet she did have a good birthday she was with my husband, get it that is the kind of person she is in reality

and quite frankly it stuns me that you really are incapable of seeing another human being in quite so much pain and can not actually recognise it

If you all know him so well phone him ask the litle waste of space for yourself

Tripe

What village does Pet's wife's mother live in?

Aspen Clark is her full name... look her up on the World bit of the nations and tm her. I'm sure she won't be that upset.
Why are we shocked Screegor honey?

I already did TM her. I don't think she'll be mad but I'm acting paranoid because I feel bad. I just left her, without a goodbye. Even though it wasn't my fault it just bugs me.

Yay! Discworld Monthly is in! :D

What what what!?! :shock:

What is this "Discworld Monthly" you speak of... :?


Where can I get it?

www.discworldmonthly.co.uk

It's run by Jason Anthony and it's really good... tells you all the events and stuff... gets you discount on the books too sometimes.
Jason's a nice lad too, used to talk to him and the real Hodgesaaaargh in an aol chat room aol have shut chat so don't get to yap to them anymore.

Erm... what that person said about Pet was accurate... but he's told me that story, so he could've told someone else.

she lives in cleeve in Bristol

are you all so blind

More Tripe

How long does it take him to drive to work?

I'll wait a while for your reply....digging through old posts can take some time I believe.

she lives in cleeve in Bristol

are you all so blind

We're not blind or else we wouldn't be able to read what you've typed... we're also not blind to the fact that people come on this forum just to flame and bait others... we have all spoken to Pet on many occassions... I've been here over a year and the Iki thing is all IC and not OOC.

she lives in cleeve in Bristol

are you all so blind

We're not blind or else we wouldn't be able to read what you've typed... we're also not blind to the fact that people come on this forum just to flame and bait others... we have all spoken to Pet on many occassions... I've been here over a year and the Iki thing is all IC and not OOC.

dp

she lives in cleeve in Bristol

are you all so blind

We're not blind or else we wouldn't be able to read what you've typed... we're also not blind to the fact that people come on this forum just to flame and bait others... we have all spoken to Pet on many occassions... I've been here over a year and the Iki thing is all IC and not OOC.

Gasp TM.

Gasp TM.

you all really think you know him. On his works stag do they made him a skirt of netting and a veil made of netting too they made him walk around in it all day on his actualll stag do they played golf and went to a club in northampton our wedding aniversary is the 19th of October

And yes jet she did have a good birthday she was with my husband, get it that is the kind of person she is in reality

and quite frankly it stuns me that you really are incapable of seeing another human being in quite so much pain and can not actually recognise it

If you all know him so well phone him ask the litle waste of space for yourself
the problem is your in an ab reality zone, we don't know the real person who is pet but we know the avatar pet, you are trying to prove real world identlity the thing is that any information you give us that we know would have existed on the forums, so if you are a puppet causinng havok this information would be available. Any information that you could give that is not posted cannot be verified as we don't know... you see we don't _KNOW_ pet we don't know anyone here. But Twy knows the people in here but not the people behind them... I can only judge you by the same standards I judge others and although you seem to hold interesting details I can not tell whether they are real or not...
You are attempting to plate rw over cw and it just doesn't mesh very well, much skeptism is the gift of lengthy online exposure...
My advise get a voodoo doll and start poking it... and deal realword issues in the real world and leave the interface alone becouse well this isn't the real world...

Gasp TM.

A very good question, Queen Delph *nods gravely*
So tell me Mrs Pretender - how old are you, when is your birthday, what did you do on 13 March, and where?

AHEM - you never answered ME.

page 8 already? :(

it takes 45 mins or there abouts I realy am prepared o answer any questions as I really want you to know this is true it seems he was not prepared to leave the on line world on line. TY you are correct it is hard to know as you only know him on here but I can wait until you think you can ask me somthing that might prove I am who I say I am

page 8 already? :(

Yes big arguements.
Hows DB.

it takes 45 mins or there abouts I realy am prepared o answer any questions as I really want you to know this is true it seems he was not prepared to leave the on line world on line. TY you are correct it is hard to know as you only know him on here but I can wait until you think you can ask me somthing that might prove I am who I say I am

My lord, you don't sound happy. :cry:

i am 28 11 August and on March 13th I was in Bristol

it takes 45 mins or there abouts I realy am prepared o answer any questions as I really want you to know this is true it seems he was not prepared to leave the on line world on line. TY you are correct it is hard to know as you only know him on here but I can wait until you think you can ask me somthing that might prove I am who I say I am

Answer Gasps question then.

Just out of interest - where is Pet?

he is staying with a friend named Jay as I kicked him out

I'm gonna be down in the dumps until I see Aspen and we sort this out. I can't believe what I did and how stupid it was.

he is staying with a friend named Jay as I kicked him out

Why are you so intent on making us believe you?

www.bbc.co.uk/bookclub

If you can get to the Terry Pratchett thing in London on the 26th of May, we could all go together! I'll be there dressed as Angua! :D LOL

*Rests his head and mopes, mumbling to himself.*

Because as I said I want you to know him and her for what they really and quite frankly I am so incredably hurt and I can only hope that none of you will do the same to someone else

Oh and TM Gaspode.
Oneandnothingelse obviously wants to shatter Iki and Pet's reputations and give her 'side' of the story.
I guess I won't be camping on your back lawn then... :( I was gonna cook too...

he is staying with a friend named Jay as I kicked him out

Why are you so intent on making us believe you?

That's what i'd like to know. why would you bother doing this?

it takes 45 mins or there abouts I realy am prepared o answer any questions as I really want you to know this is true it seems he was not prepared to leave the on line world on line. TY you are correct it is hard to know as you only know him on here but I can wait until you think you can ask me somthing that might prove I am who I say I am

Answer Gasps question then.
*blinks* you can't prove anything, it's all intangible, its all words and figures *eyes the exit with a nervous intencity* I don't have any question that can prove anything, I havn't been around enough to have any info as it stands... so sorry but rw and cw don't mix here I'm a god or a king or a peasent or a dictator or a cleric, demon, angel, cyborg or robot... and I can play them all and in the context make my characters complete with past and locations, I could be male or female anything the world seems to lack... *shrugs* sorry...

yes Delp I know you were coming to MK for a wedding I was kind of looking forward to meeting someone from the forum as he talks a lot about you all.

*Gets up, stretches out his 6'4'' long body and walks out the door with his head down.*

Because as I said I want you to know him and her for what they really and quite frankly I am so incredably hurt and I can only hope that none of you will do the same to someone else

I've been through enough with my mother's cheating to do it myself... my RL partner is my IC partner too so nothing like that would happen.

*Gets up, stretches out his 6'4'' long body and walks out the door with his head down.*

*mumbles to himself.* Nobody even noticed my cursed self anyway.

twy you are correct you can be who you want on this but as a result of these harmless chattings I now do not have a marriage. Strangly I am a bit bitter about that and I just want you all to know not to get in this to deep

Aww CI! We did *runs over and jumps up* *licks face* You've just come in at a time when there's something else going on.

dp

Because as I said I want you to know him and her for what they really and quite frankly I am so incredably hurt and I can only hope that none of you will do the same to someone else

yes Delp I know you were coming to MK for a wedding I was kind of looking forward to meeting someone from the forum as he talks a lot about you all.
eww now droping in morale... :c/ *stays under the table and starts chain smoking* I ain't been here long enough to deal with this kind of thing...

The thing is now your trying to place real world data over fantasy world reality and well I have no connection to these people away from their persona's and so things that happen in the real world have little relevance... *thinks* *bites lip*

twy you are correct you can be who you want on this but as a result of these harmless chattings I now do not have a marriage. Strangly I am a bit bitter about that and I just want you all to know not to get in this to deep

Well, forgive me for the fact that I think what your saying is a big pile of shite. This isn't Eastenders....some bloody soap opera. It's just a collection of people who sit and talk instead of working.

I think I'll wait until I speak to Pet....of course you'll say that he'll deny it. But meh....I dont care.

twy you are correct you can be who you want on this but as a result of these harmless chattings I now do not have a marriage. Strangly I am a bit bitter about that and I just want you all to know not to get in this to deep

Well, forgive me for the fact that I think what your saying is a big pile of shite. This isn't Eastenders....some bloody soap opera. It's just a collection of people who sit and talk instead of working.

I think I'll wait until I speak to Pet....of course you'll say that he'll deny it. But meh....I dont care.

Totally agree.
I'm not going to believe this until I speak to Pet as well.
I don't chuck a friendship away at the first person trying to discredit them.

twy you are correct you can be who you want on this but as a result of these harmless chattings I now do not have a marriage. Strangly I am a bit bitter about that and I just want you all to know not to get in this to deep

Well, forgive me for the fact that I think what your saying is a big pile of shite. This isn't Eastenders....some bloody soap opera. It's just a collection of people who sit and talk instead of working.

I think I'll wait until I speak to Pet....of course you'll say that he'll deny it. But meh....I dont care.

*nods* if it were true I think he'd proberbly admit it... I can't really see a reason not to...

yes twy you are right to you it is nothing to do with you and that is fine you do not want to know me

but I am / was his wife and I just wanted you all to know what I feel as maybe it might just stop someone else feel this bad. I do not want your sympathy, I'm to angry for that. I just want you to know that despite all that you play at on here some people cant see where this in charcter thing stops and where reality starts and take it one step to far and ruin lives.

twy you are correct you can be who you want on this but as a result of these harmless chattings I now do not have a marriage. Strangly I am a bit bitter about that and I just want you all to know not to get in this to deep

Well, forgive me for the fact that I think what your saying is a big pile of shite. This isn't Eastenders....some bloody soap opera. It's just a collection of people who sit and talk instead of working.

I think I'll wait until I speak to Pet....of course you'll say that he'll deny it. But meh....I dont care.

Totally agree.
I'm not going to believe this until I speak to Pet as well.
I don't chuck a friendship away at the first person trying to discredit them.

and even then rw/cw not the same thing and if you think that cheatings bad well... you should meet some of the people I've hung around with... and the things I've lived with from a family perspective... *shrugs*

I don't see that I would end my friendship with either of them anyway... Just because I don't agree with what a person does, doesn't mean I'm not going to be friends with them... take Jet for example, I don't agree with smoking dope, but he enjoys it, I'm hardly going to fall out with him over it. He's a nice guy and he's my friend so why would I?!
And I think you're right, he would admit it...

I don't see that I would end my friendship with either of them anyway... Just because I don't agree with what a person does, doesn't mean I'm not going to be friends with them... take Jet for example, I don't agree with smoking dope, but he enjoys it, I'm hardly going to fall out with him over it. He's a nice guy and he's my friend so why would I?!
And I think you're right, he would admit it...

Yes thats what I don't understand what its achieving.

twy you are correct you can be who you want on this but as a result of these harmless chattings I now do not have a marriage. Strangly I am a bit bitter about that and I just want you all to know not to get in this to deep

Well, forgive me for the fact that I think what your saying is a big pile of shite. This isn't Eastenders....some bloody soap opera. It's just a collection of people who sit and talk instead of working.

I think I'll wait until I speak to Pet....of course you'll say that he'll deny it. But meh....I dont care.

Totally agree.
I'm not going to believe this until I speak to Pet as well.
I don't chuck a friendship away at the first person trying to discredit them.

and even then rw/cw not the same thing and if you think that cheatings bad well... you should meet some of the people I've hung around with... and the things I've lived with from a family perspective... *shrugs*

Know how you feel... :? Have a few nasties in my family too...

I don't see that I would end my friendship with either of them anyway... Just because I don't agree with what a person does, doesn't mean I'm not going to be friends with them... take Jet for example, I don't agree with smoking dope, but he enjoys it, I'm hardly going to fall out with him over it. He's a nice guy and he's my friend so why would I?!
And I think you're right, he would admit it...

Yes thats what I don't understand what its achieving.

me neither.

I don't see that I would end my friendship with either of them anyway... Just because I don't agree with what a person does, doesn't mean I'm not going to be friends with them... take Jet for example, I don't agree with smoking dope, but he enjoys it, I'm hardly going to fall out with him over it. He's a nice guy and he's my friend so why would I?!
And I think you're right, he would admit it...

Yes thats what I don't understand what its achieving.

me neither.

yes twy you are right to you it is nothing to do with you and that is fine you do not want to know me

but I am / was his wife and I just wanted you all to know what I feel as maybe it might just stop someone else feel this bad. I do not want your sympathy, I'm to angry for that. I just want you to know that despite all that you play at on here some people cant see where this in charcter thing stops and where reality starts and take it one step to far and ruin lives.

*leans forward* It's not that is nothing to do with me although it isn't but more as in that I have no compass to judge with,
Onto your other point, it doesn't require a computer to do that kind of thing I managed to quite happily disturb very good relationships in person without trying. most choices ruin someones life and our lives are much a balancing act of hurt vs joy...


Why This is starting to feel like a rerun of dawsons creek...? :shock:

and even then rw/cw not the same thing and if you think that cheatings bad well... you should meet some of the people I've hung around with... and the things I've lived with from a family perspective... *shrugs*

Know how you feel... :? Have a few nasties in my family too...

*nods*
*drinks more coffee*
is annyone as sad as me? I've got addicted to OC... I'm beyond redemption! burn me now!

LOL Can I be Jen, the reformed slut?! I don't want to be Joey or the kooky gay boy's sister... they're too nancy!

OC?? What's that?

Oh and read this Discworldy people... it's in my DWM...

From: "Maggie Wilde" <email was here>
*
I just found this as I don't often read the paper. In last week's
Mail on Sunday there was a free booklet listing Britain's richest
people. Terry doesn't really figure in the top 300, the 300th has
125m GBP! But there is a section on the 10 richest authors in the
land and Terry comes in at no 10 with 15.5m GBP. The statement
reads: "With royalty statements taking up 10ft of shelf space and
32m sales, Terry Pratchett says he is rich enough to keep Hollywood
away from his Discworld series. Pratchett, 55, whose books were
once shoplifted more than those of any other writer in the world,
reckons his greatest achievement is growing a 3lb 4oz carrot!"

Go, Terry!

dp

Jens great, well I think that
Im not cool enough to be pacy, or rubbish enough to be dawson so I guess that leaves me gay boy!! woohoo! except I think the trendy gay bit should be written out and sad girlfreindless sarcastic outcast would be better

Jens great, well I think that
Im not cool enough to be pacy, or rubbish enough to be dawson so I guess that leaves me gay boy!! woohoo! except I think the trendy gay bit should be written out and sad girlfreindless sarcastic outcast would be better

LOL unfortunately, there isn't a character like that... but it would be funny... they could make comments on how Dawson dramatises every single detail and how they speak like upper class 40 year olds.

If you're still here, One, don't you know the password for 'petworthia'?

Jens great, well I think that
Im not cool enough to be pacy, or rubbish enough to be dawson so I guess that leaves me gay boy!! woohoo! except I think the trendy gay bit should be written out and sad girlfreindless sarcastic outcast would be better

LOL unfortunately, there isn't a character like that... but it would be funny... they could make comments on how Dawson dramatises every single detail and how they speak like upper class 40 year olds.
*chuckles* and the way that they are all just _SO_ blind, with plain faced comments like "Are you ------- retarded she soo blatently fancies you to death! gof...", "Excuse but did you just complain mr I live in a nice house and have this cute chickita crawling through my window every day?!", "Should I slap you now or in a minute?"
yeah that would have been a great character... but no it must be sensitive gay boy as opposed to sensitive sarky streight boy! *huffs and alters reality*

LMAO Not Another Teen Movie was good at taking the p**s out of stuff like that...

:) but then it's such easy watching, tune on zone out, the silly characters played by 25 year olds, lack of plausablility and bad writing... but funny none the less and easy watching for an hour and gives you that daft glowing feeling when everything turns out alright in the end... and you can then go out and deal with _ANOTHER_ day... very silly OC I think is even worse, you spend the whole time going "Stay away from him stupid female! he doesn't want trouble and... oh he got beaten on by your boyfriend again tshhh" quite funny and very predictable...
*yawns*
I still havn't seen not another teen movie, one day I'll see it though

I've never seen OC... I used to watch Dawson's Creek up until Joey got together with Pacey, then I had to work on Sundays so I didn't see it.
My mate James watches it just to perv... :D

*Drives tank around to tag the thread*

hello KN. *wags tail weakly*

I've never seen OC... I used to watch Dawson's Creek up until Joey got together with Pacey, then I had to work on Sundays so I didn't see it.
My mate James watches it just to perv... :D
*chuckles* but it's hardly perving in comparision to say damn I've ahhhahh there it is Holyoaks... now thats pure perve-ervision however stargate is on at the same time which is far more important.
OC is defenetly not required viewing but then neither was dawsons, I liked it once joey go with pacey becouse Dawosn was such a massive, unbeliveble muppet, I mean if streight sarky guy had been there he'd of had a field day! the thing about those programs is the lassess are all so great and the dudes also so depressingly wet that any dude could walk in and look great... (except sarky streight guy... but we're special)

Hello, gets confused where hes at.

Well I'm offski for just now... got to go pick up the other half.
Speak to you tomorrow! take care!

Bloody hell...where is everyone... 8)

See you Delph.

I'm off too.
Got to go to the pub me thinks.
Haven't been for so long :wink:

LOL I'll just stick to perving on Michael Rosenbaum in Smallville... oooh Lexxy baby!! Yee haa! Oh and Garlands of course... ;) Can't forget the other half! :D
And the women have no balls in Dawson's Creek which really ruined it for me... :?
Right, must go... byeeee!

ppl vanish here, ppl vanish there ppl vanish everywhere
bye ppl!
*sits on chair drinks coffee*

See you Delph.

I'm off too.
Got to go to the pub me thinks.
Haven't been for so long :wink:

:roll: :D Bye screegor!
catch you tomorrow.

I've got to go and be energetic now *groans*

ppl vanish here, ppl vanish there ppl vanish everywhere
bye ppl!
*sits on chair drinks coffee*

I'm sorry but its been a bit of an odd day and all.
*vanishes*

smallville top totty has to be the reporter type meow mmmmm gotta love a girl with drive

Later Twy, KN, Hi

*vanishes in a different direction*

another one bites the dust... wow that time already woohoo

*draws up in the carraige* *alights and walks up the royal blue carpet* *gets out the keys and unlocks the shop* *a eunuch runs and turns on all the lights* *another turns on the coffee machines and till*
*sighs* Well another day, another drama... Gordon, be a dear and make me up a latte please...

*Slopes in*

Holy Shit....

Morning Peeps :)

*Slopes in*

Holy Shit....

Morning Peeps :)

yeah she phoned me last night and told me

Morning Jet, a eunuch will make you whatever drink you like...

*struggles in*

Morning :?

Morning Jet, a eunuch will make you whatever drink you like...

Something with alcohol....and lots of it.

ditto.

*a eunuch comes running up carrying a tray laden with whisky, Guiness, vodka, Baileys, Bacardi and Absinthe*

*swipes the Baileys and pours it into her coffee*

*swipes the whisky*

*doesn't bother with the coffee*

Sorry I didn't get in touch with you last night Gasp... thought it best from the horses mouth and not from me and she said she was going to contact you this morning.

*downs the coffee, gags coz it's so hot, then downs the vodka to cool it down* Woo, I'll be drunk before lunchtime!

*Takes a whisky and a Guinness*



*Scratches Gaspode behind the ear and starts to read his paper*

Sorry I didn't get in touch with you last night Gasp... thought it best from the horses mouth and not from me and she said she was going to contact you this morning.

*downs the coffee, gags coz it's so hot, then downs the vodka to cool it down* Woo, I'll be drunk before lunchtime!

that's ok, very understandable in the circumstances. *deletes rest of post* tm

*downs half the whisky*

*staggers a bit*

Sorry I didn't get in touch with you last night Gasp... thought it best from the horses mouth and not from me and she said she was going to contact you this morning.

*downs the coffee, gags coz it's so hot, then downs the vodka to cool it down* Woo, I'll be drunk before lunchtime!

that's ok, very understandable in the circumstances. *deletes rest of post* tm

*downs half the whisky*

*staggers a bit*

*wanders off to read the mail* Bills, bills, bills, bills...

*runs in quickly and yells*

JOIN THE RODENT ALLIANCE

*And then runs out*

*Takes a whisky and a Guinness*



*Scratches Gaspode behind the ear and starts to read his paper*

*settles unsteadily at his feet*

*hiccups quietly*

morning campers,
*glances round*
hmmm whats the occasion

tm Gasp... oh and email...
Hiya Twy... did you go to the meeting last night?

Evening, people. ahahahaahahahaha. i hate bugs.

Howdy, yes I did it was cool I wasn't actually terrified and cowering I felt quite pleased with myself, the guys are cool, I met Pet in the flesh which was cool, and the main people all seemed quite interesting, however I undoubtebly seemed like a plank but hay whats new. It was cool, far to much time spent in mk withoout people to babbel at about games... and listening to the politics which out of context is hysterical... actually it's a bit like turning up in here when something nuts is going on...

Hi DB... yes, bugs aren't nice... why are you laughing like that? Are you that doctor in the Simpsons who laughs at inappropriate times?!

Evening, people. ahahahaahahahaha. i hate bugs.
morning, bugs are evil... you can never kill them all no matter how many live rounds you have

Greatest tactical suggestions 1
"Kill 'em all"
"FALL BACK!!!!"

Howdy, yes I did it was cool I wasn't actually terrified and cowering I felt quite pleased with myself, the guys are cool, I met Pet in the flesh which was cool, and the main people all seemed quite interesting, however I undoubtebly seemed like a plank but hay whats new. It was cool, far to much time spent in mk withoout people to babbel at about games... and listening to the politics which out of context is hysterical... actually it's a bit like turning up in here when something nuts is going on...

Pretty much constantly then... :D
How was Pet?

TM Jet btw... forgot to say...

Pretty much constantly then... :D
How was Pet?
*thinks*
he was funny,
beyond that it is neither mine to interpret, pass on or publicise :c). But I think I'll end up liking the chap in the RW even more then online!

Morning Folks.

so any of you managed to ask you friend pet if he has thrown our marriage away and what a nice guy he really is

I do want you all to ask him as I really am quite sick of telling our friends and family our marriage is over, its quite humiliating actually

I hope as he reads this he can feel some of what I am going through. I am sure you must think what a nasty wife I must be well I've just lost my marriage and 6 years of my life and I want him to see how I feel in the place where it all started. tell me if you were in my shoes you would not do the same thing.

Your derision and demisiveness has been most painful, and I hope he sees what you are all like to, but quite frankly it does not matter laugh at me all you want I can only hope that when somthing like this happens to you you will remember this and I hope Chris you remember it to.

Hi DB... yes, bugs aren't nice... why are you laughing like that? Are you that doctor in the Simpsons who laughs at inappropriate times?!
No. I have to keep myself at hyper stage in order to stay awake...I've been sleeping awfully late these nights.... sigh... :cry:

Evening, people. ahahahaahahahaha. i hate bugs.
morning, bugs are evil... you can never kill them all no matter how many live rounds you have

Greatest tactical suggestions 1
"Kill 'em all"
"FALL BACK!!!!"

................. here, follow me. *sucks in air* take a deeeeeeeeeeeep breath..........let it out.....

Evening, people. ahahahaahahahaha. i hate bugs.
morning, bugs are evil... you can never kill them all no matter how many live rounds you have

Greatest tactical suggestions 1
"Kill 'em all"
"FALL BACK!!!!"

................. here, follow me. *sucks in air* take a deeeeeeeeeeeep breath..........let it out.....

<snip>

I think the last thing I would do if it were me would be to come online here and do this. It puzzles me cos we - those you spoke to yesterday & today - are just website users, we're largely irrelevant to your life.
I'm afraid that our initial reponse to you as a troll was a fairly natural one! that's how it is here a lot of the time!

I'm pretty awake today which is quite amazing

Who's laughing? No-one is laughing either at you, Pet or Iki, so why are you being so abusive to us?!
And we just don't want to gossip on the forum for all and sundry to read as it would be insulting to our friends and to you. Your business is exactly that, YOUR business, not ours to discuss on a public forum.
I know Iki's side of the story and I think that instead of talking to us, you should be talking to your husband. It's nothing to do with us!

I'm pretty awake today which is quite amazing

That IS amazing! :roll:

*holds up a sign saying "Vote for lapse!"*

I'm pretty awake today which is quite amazing

That IS amazing! :roll:

Yes but then I'm not going to get involved any more.
TM

skim

I think the last thing I would do if it were me would be to come online here and do this. It puzzles me cos we - those you spoke to yesterday & today - are just website users, we're largely irrelevant to your life.
I'm afraid that our initial reponse to you as a troll was a fairly natural one! that's how it is here a lot of the time!

also as I said yesterday we have no method of judging, we don't know anything about you or Pet, beyond what we see through the internet and in general we all recognise that it is always tinted. You could be dull, and he may have got bored, or you were abusive, or he could be a down to earth ahole and did it just becouse he thinks it's funny, could have been confused *could go on with could be's but wont*. We don't know, becouse we don't know you, him, or anyone else here for real, so we ignore the real and satisfy ourselves with our avatars... even oc online is ic to one degree or an other...

We don't laugh at you we just don't understand and can't see your purpose here... *shrugs*

wheres the coffee

Morning folks!

*Yawns*

Hows everything?