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Director: runs away*

S.U.R:Geet your perty ass back here! *runs after director*

Phoenix:*opens the APC and hops in*

Qui: *follows Phoenix*

Director: :shock: *hides in trailor...Rave's trailor...and hears a noise comming from the back room*

Notices Angel apparently not hunting him anymore. Ducks into a dark alley, and waits for the whole thing to blow over.

Lyn & Alice:*grab a beer for Phoenix and Qui and toss it to them*

Phoenix:*catches the beer and opens it then closes the hatch*

Notices Angel apparently not hunting him anymore. Ducks into a dark alley, and waits for the whole thing to blow over.
Suddenly a massive 20cm round flys over seigfrieds head

"Ahhh!"

Runs out of the alley...right into Angel.

"Ah, shit."

Angel:*clubs Seigfried over the head with her rifle* Asshole

"Ow." He says, rubbing his head. "Hey, I'm sorry, ok? What can I do to make it up to you?"

Qui smiles slightly, and looks at Alice, then to Phoenix. Remind me to thank you later... *opens beer*

Phoenix:Befor or after the hangover?

After. he says simply, thoroughly enjoying this.

Ryuu: "I'd never save you, Seig... Dark?? Did you say that you were single??" :wink:

"I hate you all... :cry: "

Dark:Always was.

"Was!? :x She's mine!"

Angel:*pulls a knife and charges at Seigfried angrly again*

Clotheslines Dark as he runs past.

Dark:*Falls over but gets back up quickly and opens fire on seigfried with his assultrifle*

"Ow! Screw you all, I'm going to Underloz!"

Disappears in a burst of flame, can be seen slapping a new tape into his video camera.

Rave: (somewhere in Underaloz) GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!

Goor: *holds his ears* You don't need to be telepathic to hear THAT halfway round the world...

Jazz: Man she can yell...

Mar: Actually, she has a genetic connection with her kin, enhancing their awarness of her thoughts, emotions, fear, anger, hate, love, and of her words if we are bored or such...and if you are not getting drunk all the time...

Jazz: I get drunk on life..

Mar: You're dead...

Jazz: You're not a stupid as I thought you were.

Mar: I suprise people.

Director: JAZZ WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOUr STILL NOT READY FOR A THREAD YET?

Jazz: Tough sh&t then eh?

(she must be really good at yelling lol Underaloz is on another planet, maybe in another galaxy :lol:

It's a funny thread...kind of a spoof...ah welll......

Rave *drags back Earth II*

Director: :shock: You were with him???!?!??!?!?!?!!?

Rave: Vaughn actually, but it seems he lost his internet access, so he couldn't come back with me...* :cry:

The APC begens rocking slightly.

Rave: (somewhere in Underaloz) GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!

"Make me."

Rave: :twisted: alright.... *walks toward cyberutopia...


Jazz: man you really do have a death wish...

Walking towards the country, you mean?

Rave: No...walking towards the player behind the country... :lol:

double post

It's a funny thread...kind of a spoof...ah welll......

Sure, only wanted to say something

Rave *drags back Earth II*

*grumbles and goes to bed*

*shakes him trying to wake him up*

Rave: No...walking towards the player behind the country... :lol:

Oh... :shock: oh....eep!

The player dashes off.

Damnit...out of my reach...for now...* smiles diabolically. *

Ryuu: * :wink:s again* "Dark.. so.. uh.. you want to.. y'know.. have a little fun??"

Seigfried pops back to you-know-where in Underaloz.

"I HATE YOU, RYUU!" He yells all the way from Underaloz.

Rave: seigfried...go find Roy...

Mar: He was mauled by a tiger, not by a bat!

Rave: :x I'm not a god damn bat!

Ryuu: "You hate me? How could you hate me, Sieg?"

"I F---ING RISK MY LIFE TO DO YOU A FAVOR, AND YOU TURN ON ME, YOUR TRAITOR!" He answers.

"No, I'm perfectly content here." He says to Rave.

Rave: :shock: *moves toward Seig...her eyes looking toward his, animalistic, and intent on removing them from him with a spoon.* :twisted:

"How will you contest against..."

Pulls out a very, very, very sharp fork.

"...a FORK!? Fear my awesome power!"

Rave reaches behind her back and pulls out a knife!

A very very very sharp knife

"...a KNIFE!?" *looks at seig.* "RUN BITCH! RUN!"

Ryuu: *grinned* "But I am not the traitor... I mean, You're technically dating Angel, are you not? And Dark is single.. Meaning he's open..."

Tiburon returns.

Hah! You will not feel so brave when you feel the wrath of my... (reaches for his sword, pulls out an LED pen instead) bright pen of justice! Fear its blinding light!

Deserae: *is blinded by LED light* "I feel it.." *bows*

Nova: "Do you feel it? Do you feel the power? This power only comes to those who strive for justice in the world!"

http://www.gobazaar.co.uk/prodbig/1379.jpg

(I actually have one of these things... they rock...)

Tiburon, I won't say it againnicely... Stop posting huge pictures.

Sorry... I posted it before I knew it would be this giant mass of pic (I didn't see the pic, just the thumbnail)

Steals Rave's knife and rushes off to slay Dark.

"Damn straight he's going to be pretty 'open' when I'm finished with him, if you know what I mean. Sure, I am a traitor, but you betrayed me, so you are the ARCHTRAITOR!"

Rave: my knife... :cry: *takes out a pencil* I'll stab you then! behold the pencil of stabbing! bwah ha ha ha :twisted:

Meanwhile, Alexiel and Jazz are sparring.

Alexiel: You make me sad. So be it.

As she moves, the Jazz bars the way.

Jazz: None shall pass.

Alexiel: What?

Jazz: None shall pass.

Alexiel: I have no quarrel with you, Jazzy boy, but I must cross this bridge.

Jazz: Then you shall die.

Alexiel: I command you, as the Princess of Shentavoes, to stand aside.

Jazz: I move for no man.

Alexiel: I'm a woman!

Alexiel draws his sword and approaches the Jazz. A furious fight now starts lasting about fifteen seconds at which point ARTHUR delivers a mighty blow which completely severs the Jazz's left arm at the shoulder. ARTHUR steps back triumphantly.

Alexiel: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.

Jazz (glancing at his shoulder): 'Tis just a scratch.

Alexiel: A scratch? Your arm's off.

Jazz: No it isn't.

Alexiel (pointing to the arm on the ground): What's that then?

Jazz: I've had worse.

Alexiel: You're a liar.

Jazz: Come on, you pansy.

Another ten seconds furious fighting till Alexiel chops Jazz's other arm off, also at the shoulder. The arm, plus sword, lies on the ground.

Alexiel: Victory is mine. (Sinking to his knees.) I thank thee O Lord that in thy...

Jazz: Come on then.

Alexiel: What!

He kicks Alexiel hard on the side of her head. Alexiel gets up, still holding his sword. The Jazz comes after her, kicking.

Alexiel: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.

Jazz: Had enough?

Alexiel: You stupid bastard. You haven't got any arms left.

Jazz: Course I have.

Alexiel: Look!

Jazz: What! Just a flesh wound. (Kicks Alexiel.)

Alexiel: stop that.

Jazz (kicking her): Had enough...?

Alexiel: I'll have your leg.

She is kicked.

Right!

Jazz kicks her again and Alexiel chops his leg off. Jazz keeps his balance with difficulty.

Jazz: I'll do you for that.

Alexiel: You'll what...?

Jazz: Come here.

Alexiel: What are you going to do, bleed on me?

Jazz: I am invincible!

Alexiel: You’re a loony.

Jazz: I always triumph. Have at you!

Alexiel takes his last leg off. Jazz's body lands upright.

Jazz: All right, we’ll call it a draw.

Alexiel: Come, Seni.

Alexiel and Seni start to cross the bridge.

Jazz: Running away, eh? You yellow bastard, come back here and take what’s coming to you. I’ll bite your legs off!

Coro runs over and kicks Jazz, sending him flying away towards the sun.

Ah, gotta love Monty Python. :D

ooc: just watched it...sorry couldn't resist. :lol:

IC: Jazz: Come back you yellow bellied bastard! *to Coro* I'll bite your head off!"

Alexiel: *wraps arms around Coro for no aparent reason*

Ryuu: "What if I strike you a deal? That you get my company for one night and then Dark gets me as long as he wants?"

"Fine." Seigfried says, looking sad. "Angel isn't gonna talk to me again, anyway."

Ryuu: "Good. Then tonight you can have my company and then...."

Deserae: "Wait. What about Lupés?"

Ryuu: :oops: "Forgot about him..."

Facepalms.

"What now..."

Deserae: "What Ryuu forget to mention is--"

Ryuu: *leaps to cover Deserae's mouth with her palm* "Nevermind."

Deserae: *pushes Ryuu's hand off her mouth* "She forgot to tell you about Lupés..."

Ryuu: *getting pissed*

Deserae: "Oh no, not again."

"And Lupés is..." He says, exasperated.

Ryuu: "LUPÉS IS NOBODY!! ALRIGHT?"

Deserae: "She's lying. Lupés is her lover. He was raised by wolves. His name's Lupés Feral. Yep.. Thats it.."

Ryuu: :oops:

"Ah, I see. Well, deal's off then, and I don't think Dark is stupid enough either. Though it wouldn't be a bad thing if he was... :twisted: ...ahem. Anyway, I've got enough people who want to kill me."

Overlord Cortez pops up.

"You little mother---er! Get your slimy ass over here so I can cut you up real good, ya? Haha!"

"Ah, shit."

Ryuu: "Sieg. I.. I.. Don't want to hurt you.. Lupés and me.. We're just, ya know.. a thing..."

Deserae: :lol: "Just a thing? You can come up with better than that.. "

Ryuu: *starts getting mad. She is floating* "What?"

Deserae: :shock: "Shit.. not this again... uh.. Sieg? a little help here?"

Sighs.

"Yeah, a thing. I understand. A thing."

Starts to walk away.

"You're on your own, Deserae."

Rave is still holding knife and is inches away from Seig. :twisted:

Deserae: "WHAT?!"

Ryuu: :twisted: "Surely, you did not think such a man could save you, did you? He's not worth my time to destroy. He hasn't betrayed me so vainly. You on the other hand.. Have." *Her eyes glow red* "I would not waste my time on such a fool, anyway."

Deserae: *backing away, slowly* "ANYBODY HELP!?!"

Ryuu: *chuckles* "Nobody can save you now."

"Hmmm, coldhearted bitch is back." Seigfried observes from a safe distance. "Do you mind, Rave? Pointy things make me nervous."

"I'm not a coldhearted bitch" *whips knife at Seig, with deadly accuracy* "I miss Vaughn" *stalks off to trailor.

Deserae: *whimpers* "SEIG!! SAVE ME!!"

Ryuu: *laughs evilly*

"Not you, Rave, Ryuu."

Looks emotionlessly at Deserae.

"Fine..."

Catches Ryuu on fire, teleports next to Deserae, and teleports away to some unknown locale with her.

Seni: where is everyone gone off to....

*Qui walks out of his room, completely exhausted from Phoenix's little fest. There are several white streaks in his hair.

Rave: :shock: WTF!

Qui: Shut up! DAMN YOU RAVE!!!

Rave: Why?

Qui: I'm embracing the angelic side that you gave me adn i don't want too!!!

Rave: Told you I was right.

Qui: I LIKE MY HAIR!

~~ At unknown locale~~

Deserae: "Ryuu might not be single.. But I am..."


~~~ back~~~
Ryuu: *puts herself out* "Stupid Seigfreid.. stupid stupid stupid... " *she goes on muttering under her breath*

"Hmm, what a coincidnce, so am I." He says, smirking.

"AND THIS IS AN UNKNOWN LOCALE, SO HA! YOU CAN'T FIND ME, HA! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! ...ahem, and I repeat...HA!" He says to everyone.

Rave: I wouldn't be to sure about that....*goes off to find seig..with a knife*

Makes himself undetectable.

"Ha! Now people can only find me if I say "shizzakabam!"...ah, shit."

Deserae: *giggles* "But I don't want to be found. Try another thing.. this time DON'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!!"

Rave gives up her search, and tiredly falls asleep on the floor.

Tries the spell again.

"Ok, now people can find me only if I say-"

A truck goes by, horn blaring.

"Now that that's over with..."

Looks at Deserae and smirks.

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Phoenix:*wakes up from killer hang over* God damn it
Dark:DAMN IT I'M LOST!!!

Deserae: *smiles and jumps on Seig* "Shut up..."

Dark:DAMN IT I'M ALL ALONE!!!!!!

"Shut up, Dark." He smiles and looks up at Deserae. "Shall we fade out?"

Angel:*jumps on Seigfrieds back with a knife in hand* DIE!!!!!!
Dark:Dear god not more of this....

"Ha! Godmodder! You don't know where I am! Mods, take her away!"

A bunch of Mods in white lab jackets pounce on Angel and tie her up in a straight jacket.

"Yay for underhandedness!"

Deserae: *smirks* "No, let's not spare everyone from this.. I want them all to know what's going on. Send out a telepathic message to everyone or something..." * :twisted: *

"Now that's underhanded." He says, laughing. "I'm not much of a telepath, but I'll see what I can do."

Creates a telepathic link with everyone in the thread, and some outside of it. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

:shock:

Nova: Declares war. He doesn't care on who. He just declares war.

Angel:*kills all the mods with psycic blows and jumps on seigfrieds back and stabs him* HOPE YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME I ALMOST SHOT YOU!!!!

"Which one?" Seigfried asked, grinning evily. "I want my freedom back!"

Disappears again with Deserae.

Dark:Um man small idea to keep your balls

'Hrm...good point. Crud.'

Dark:Just run for your life. Angel's last boyfriend cheated on her and she killed him in a bloody rage.

'Well, how about she doesn't add my name to that list. And in case you haven't noticed, I've been running for my life for the last 5 pages.'

Deserae: *grins* "Oh and Angel? He's mine now!"

Dark:Try kissing her or something.

'What, kiss Angel? Just like that? You really do want me dead, don't you.'

Dark:Try it and see. Would you rather run for the rest of your life or actualy keep your balls?

Deserae: *leans into Seigfried's arms* "Kiss me..."

'Meh, I'll risk it.'

Seigfried kisses Deserae passionately.

Deserae: *runs her hand down Seig's face*

Angel:*Jumps on seigfrieds back and places him in a sleeper hold* DIE ASS!!!

Dark:You realy want that death wise. I ment kiss Angel.

Rave: Someone shoot me! *cries*

Dante enters and shoot her a few times.

Rave glares at him...the bullets were still inside of her. "I did not mean literally...and hey! You don't show up until a few threads later"

Dante: Well...Sage will need my help...

Rave: You confuse me...

Dante: I'm Sage's brother...the half demon remember?

Rave: Ah yes...

Seth: Get dante the hell away from me...

Dante: did i strike a nerve Seth?

Seth: Go to hell...

Dante: You tell a half demon to go to hell?

Seth: :roll:

Phoenix:*rolls his eyes and starts looking for a keg*

'Oh... :oops: '

"Get off me, Angel. I'm sick of this, 'cause we both know it's never going to end."

Angel:NEVER!!!!!! *tightens the hold*
Dark:Flip her over or something damn it!

Flips her over and sits on her.

"Give it up."

Angel:NEVER *starts tormenting Seigfried with psycic powers*

"Deserae, you could help me, you know."

Sits harder on Angel, resisting psychic attacks.

Dark:Um kiss her sometime soon befor the parking meter hits you
Angel:*floats a parking meter out of the ground and directs it towards Seigfried*

'What parking met-'

Flys off of Angel, a parking meter firmly lodged in his side.

"Owie!"

'I don't think I'll be getting close enough anytime soon to even attempt to kiss her.'

Dark:-_-' Well you may as well kisss your future kids good bye.

T_T "Don't hurt me!"

Angel:*evil insane laugh* I won't hurt you. I'll maime you! *pulls out a combat knife and sits ontop of Seigfried*

"That's not funny. Why are you so intent on depriving me of my various vital parts!? Oh, right, because this is a thread where anything goes."

Angel:You cheating bastard! I'll cut off your balls and feed them to you
Dark:-_-'

"You're sick. How did I get attracted to you in the first place?"

Dark:I swear to god. Why the hell did they let her date.
Angel:Because I saved your sorry ass multipule times.

Deserae: *laughs at the predicament Sieg is in* "Welll.. it is your own fault for kissing me..."

Ryuu: *stumbles into the room* "Wait... What about me?"

Ezalra: *walks in* "What happened?"

:shock:

"I save your f---ing ass and you laugh at me?! Help me, god damn it!"

Dark:Lets leave the "lovers" alone for now.
Angel:Oh there won't be much loving here!

"I agree. Keep it up and you'll all be in my ignore book."

Pulls out a huge dusty book.

"Hmm...it's bigger than I last remember..."

Shrugs.

Rave: *comes out of trailor with an extremely happy demeanor. She begins to frolic through the studio....yes..frolic..

Director: What the hell happened to you Rave?

Rave: Too much Zoloft.

Phoenix:*starts running around with Death chasing aftr him once again* I got your scythe!
Death:Give it back you damn human

alex: hi i'm alex and i'm here to tell you bout zoloft ummmm..... i forgot

Rave: Hey Phoenix that is my Scythe! *she smiles* No matter. *she looks at Genesis, and seems to tell her something. Genesis' eyes go wide*

Genesis: :shock: VAUGHN IS BACK!!!

Rave: Shh... :wink:

alex: well death you got 30 sec to tell me or you don't get the antidote!!!!!

Joshua:*trips Phoenix just for the hell of it*
Phoenix:*falls falt on his face*

Death:I'm dead and I'm not on some happy drug.

"Ooo, Vaughn's back...where's my video camera..."

little devil: did he talk

alex: no


little devil: tittie biscuts!

alex: why do you expect death to talk

little devil: no mr alex i expect him to die

alex: right :roll:

(sorry...had to use this quote)

Qui: *back hands Joshua*
Joshua: Son of a bitch!
Qui: *laughs*

Rave: *smashes Cyberutopia's video camera* Nuh uh!

little devil: you hAZ the andidote right????

alex: you had it

little devil: sh$T!!!!!

Phoenix:*laughs evily*
Death and Joshua:*glair at Phoenix then pounce on him flooring him and begen beating him up*

"Damn..."

Takes out a pen (that has a hidden video camera ).

"Then I'll just be here...yeah. With my pen."

alex: we need to do something

little angel: yes we do

little devil: we do

little angel: yes you two need to watch me pose in a biknni

alex and little devil: 0_o ok....

*Qui begins to beat Joshua and death up at the same time...and help Phoenix up from the ground.* "Wow..this really lets out all my anger of seeing my mother and him like that...

Seth: Qui's mom...

Genesis: HAs got it going on...

Qui: :x

"Then I'll just be here...yeah. With my pen." he said.

"LEAVE ME ALONE YOU"RE NOT WATCHING NOR RECORDING," she receives a phone call. "Can I borrow you're pen?"

Joshua:*since beeing augmented once again kicks Qui several times*
Death:*just dissapperes from Qui's grasp and then appers once more with some brass knuckles and begens wailing on Phoenx once more*

alex: you got it going on little angel

little angle: oh alex your such a tease ^_^

alex: only you where bigger *eyes rave* i think you are *runs to rave*

Qui: !!! THOSE ARE MY BRASS KNUCKLES...*he looks as Joshua kicks him, unmoved by the force. He back hands him and laughs. Then to death, shoving him off of Phoenix, and tossing Phoenix a plasma sword. Then he walks away to sit next to Kenja*

Rave: :roll: Great...my son is stronger than I am in this thread...this is rigoddamndiculous.

Gets really suspicious looking.

"Why?"

Rave looks at Alex and inches away slowely. Qui...he hasn't heard about my fiance yet, has he?

Need help? He asked, cracking his knuckles.

No...not yet. :twisted:

Joshua:*catches the sword even befor Phoenix can react and snaps it* Remeber that time I kicked your ass!
Phoenix:*gulp*
Joshuha:*preforms a knock out punch on Phoenix sending him into a wall*

Gets really suspicious looking.

"Why?"

"I have to jot down this address so I can meet up with Vau....Vau-ronica." she quickly corrected.

alex: rave i fanilay found you

little devil: tell her you want her

alex: no i'm alex nice to meet you

little devil: my big friend wants to snog you

alex: i don't!!!!!

"Um...okay, I guess."

Thumbs the near invisible "on" button on the pen's near invisible camera and hands the pen to Rave.

"Be careful with it, though. It's um...expensive. Yeah, that's the ticket. Very expensive."

Rave: Eep...*looks at Alex* Erm...I have a fiance...

*she jotted down the adress on a piece of paper, and placed the pen in her hip pocket.*

alex: *walks back* don't say that

little angel: you know its true she looks like me so enjoy the flavor

little devil: ther's flavors now!!!!! :shock:

alex: she she's taken so take that

little angel: don't hide you lust for her

alex: what lust there is noi lust!!!!! :shock:

little devil: so there's flavors now

alex: shut up

Qui.. she said telepathically to him. Qui looked at The little devil with a menacing grin.

Seth: Little devil...i want you to meet the reincarnation of lucifer...*snickers*

Qui: Very funny.. *he towers over Alex and the Little devil and angel. He looks at them, his scarlet eyes piercing into them.* "Is there a problem ?"

Rave: Eep...*looks at Alex* Erm...I have a fiance...

*she jotted down the adress on a piece of paper, and placed the pen in her hip pocket.*

:shock:

"Hey! Give me back my pen right now!"

Qui.. she said telepathically to him. Qui looked at The little devil with a menacing grin.

Seth: Little devil...i want you to meet the reincarnation of lucifer...*snickers*

Qui: Very funny.. *he towers over Alex and the Little devil and angel. He looks at them, his scarlet eyes piercing into them.* "Is there a problem ?"


alex: no

Rave looked at him. "I really need a pen I can keep." She removed the pen from her hip and placed it in her shirt. "Ha...now get that."

Everyone: :shock:

Rave: What?

Everyone: Nearly everyone in this room would take you up on that offer...

Rave: What?...oh...erm...*runs into trailor*

Qui:I'm glad to hear that...*he watches as Rave runs into the trailor. He looks at the little devil specifically* You touch her...I'll rip you into shreads...then let you rest in peices. *he slowely walks away, and backhands Joshua for no reason*

Sighs dramatically.

"Oh, well."

Takes out remote viewing screen, accesses pen's memory chip and reads the address.

"Hmm...6969 The Rabbits Are In Here Lane. Shouldn't be too hard to find..."

:twisted:

Director: She's gonna find out...and hey...can you switch it to what it's veiwing right now?!?!

Entire male cast: CAN YOU!?!

:idea: :D

"Of course I can. Whose got a widescreen TV?"

A humongous TV is pushed over. Seigfried plugs the remote viewer in, and there, in all of it's glory is...yeah...

"Gotta love technology."

Director: And on the seventh day, God created Ravelyn, and it was good... *smiles* can we record this?

Qui: This is horrible..*my eyes*

Seth: what are you gay?!

Qui: SHE'S MY MOTHER!

Seth: Oh yea...

Just grins in response.

"Seeing this and ticking off Qui...this might actually be a good day after all."

Duo: *starts singing for no reason whatsoever* "The future ain't tomorrow... but the changes have begun... it's time to get a handle... on some fascinating fun..."

Everyone else: 0_0;

Qui: *backhands Joshua* I'm holding you indirectly responsible for this...You know if she finds out your as good as dead.

alex: you think we shuold be hiding behind a rock????

little devil and little angel: yes!!!!

alex: ok ok just askin

Deserae: *covers her eyes* "I'm not seeing this..."

Lupés: *howls and runs into the scene on all fours*

Deserae: :shock: "WOLF BOY!"

Ryuu: "This is Lupés everybody. Lupés Feral."

Lupes: "Nice.. Meet.. You..."

Ezalra: *clutches to a wall muttering* "don't like wolves..."

Ryuu: "He was raised by wolves, for those who don't know.."

Lupés: *says something in Druidic* for those who can speak it he said, "I was raised by my family, they are not uncivilized, just misunderstood."

alex: okay :?

little devil and angel: what you wanna do?

alex: :?:

Joshua:*just shrugs off the backhands* They don't hurt anymore. Besides Phoenix can't help you.
Phoenix:*sprawled out across a large pile of rubbel bloody and brused*

Qui: !!! *WHY WON"T YOU DIE!!! *glares at Joshua*

Wonders how long it will be until Rave finds the camera in her shirt.

Giggles.

Rave takes the pen out again...to write something down. She wasn't in her trailor any longer...she had snuck out somewhere... She set the pen on the counter.

Seth: Damnit worse veiw!

Mar: *corrects* Better veiw...

Joshua:*walks over to Phoenix and grabs him and throws him in the air then kicks him* Don't see Phoenix helping in the near future.
Phoenix:*yelps in pain and the sounds of ribs shatering can be heard*

Slowely, Kenja's hands wrapped around Joshua as she stood behind him, slowely making their way up his chest. She smiled behind him and glared at Qui...knowing this was really getting to him.

Qui:Alright first my mother! Now my fledgling..what's next! My fiance? *Azari walks in with Marius*

Qui: :shock: *goes off to trailor*

Joshua:Don't forget your friend's dignity being wasted. *Joshua smiled*

Qui: *yells at Joshua* Do you have a death wish!

Azari: There goes the best I've ever had. Ah well.. *looks at Marius* Ah well, his grandfather will do for now :-) *Marius still looked only around 28...*

Qui: Why?! Why the hell!? I have to deal with all of this AND being half angel...damn it!

Seth: you're half angel? So that's why your hair is turning white...

Qui: SHut up...Rave..I need your help..


....

Qui: OMG THAT IS NOT WHAT I NEEDED TO HEAR! MY EARS.....AHHHH *runs around studio, and throws a napkin to Phoenix* Clean yourself up. bloody hell..*remembers what he heard* OMG MY EARS>..

alex: was it that bad

little angel: yes

little devil: he should grow up what a sissy

alex and little angle: SHUT UP YOU IDIOT!!!!!! :x

Qui: *backhands lil devil* I never get tired of beating Joshua...it might be the same with you. :twisted:

little devil: ow! i'm getting poor recording quality

alex: little devil your a sissy

Phoenix:*lays on the ground not moving*
Joshua:I thought his ribs were unbreakable with the mettal attachments and all.

Qui: *looks at Phoenix* :shock: *He begins to heal him* Thank God my mother was an angel...

Seth: QUI's mom has got it going on...

Qui: SHUDDUP! *thwap*

Seth: I would hit you back, being the A.C. teacher and all, however...we would just end up tearing eachother to shreds, and you heal faster.

Swipes pen camera from the table of Rave's trailor and hooks it up in a live feed to the widescreen TV with a reallllllllly long extension cord.

Goes off in search of Rave.

Joshua:*bolts in at speeds unseen to the human and most basic vampires and punches Phoenix out..again*
Death:SUCKER!!!
Joshuha:*flps behind Death and kicks him into a wall aswell*

alex: this fight is geeting old really fast

little angle: tell me about it

Qui: *lifts Joshua up by the collar, and throws him into a trailor.*

Kenja: :shock:

Qui: *looks at Kenja* Aw, he'll live...*mutters* unfortunately.

little devil: help you want to get take out???

alex: no last time you went and got food from the underworld diner

Joshua:*stands up and brusshes off some dust* Was that supposed to hurt?

Qui: :x *electricity was sent from Qui to Joshua, with Voltage even Kenja and Phoenix cominded could not handle. An evil smile crosses his face...and since this is a funny rp...who the hell cares*

Director: for shizzle!

Qui: *thwap* Never...EVER SAY THAT AGAIN.

Joshua:*stands there in utter pain not showing any of it*

Kenja: Joshua! *ices him down...literally...she was an ice elemental. Qui was still bent out of shape becasue she wasn't an electric like he was...but Qui was a naturally pissed off person*

Qui: :roll: I heard that...

Scriptwriter: Shit...*runs away*

Joshua:*just shakes off the elemtal effects* Thank god I had the mettal removed form my body last aug.

Qui: *laughs immensly at metal comment*

Kenja: What's so funny?

Qui: No wonder why Kenja liked you.

Kenja: What do you mean?

Qui: *still addressing Joshua* You were stiff all the time...

Kenja: *TWHAP*

Qui: ow....

[i]Returns, sad he couldn't find Rave. Or maybe he actually gained some maturity and left her alone...nah. Looks at Qui and Joshua fighting. :idea: Pulls up La-Z-Boy, gets out a beer hat and popcorn, and sits back for the show.

Josh:It was attached to my ribs and spine dumbass *blots over there and backhands Qui then bolts back*

Qui: *lunges at Joshua, and the entire cast holds him back with the exception of a few...* I'll kill you!!!! *curses*

Josh:When hell makes peace with heavon.

alex: join the darkside qui and we'll defeat your foe

Qui: I WILL I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU! I WOULD HAVE HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR MY GOD DAMN WIFE!

You married without my consent...!

Qui: aww shit...what are you going to do....

Continue what I was doing...

Qui: :shock:

*join the darkside*

Genesis: *laughs* He IS the darkside.

Qui: I WILL I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU! I WOULD HAVE HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR MY GOD DAMN WIFE!

You married without my consent...!

Qui: aww shit...what are you going to do....

Continue what I was doing...

Qui: :shock:

*join the darkside*

Genesis: *laughs* He IS the darkside.

alex: so thats a yes???

Joshua:How about Qui you kiss my ass and your little friends can join in aswell.

alex: hey stop right there i'll take you down buddy

Joshua:How about Qui you kiss my ass and your little friends can join in aswell.

Qui: How bout you ******' suck my *** **** **** and then you can ******' go **** yourself you ******' ****!

Zechs: *furiously starts censoring Qui*

Qui: *backhands Zechs*

*laughs*

Kain: Zechs???? Who the fresh hell are you? My head hurts, why must I deal with so many characters? I can barely remember Jade....what? Oh right...Rave....yes of course, Rave :roll:

Rave was not present...her whereabouts are still unknown...though some may guess