NationStates Jolt Archive

Hey everyone. If you participated in the Shentavo Academy or have interacted with one of my characters, then you might want to read further.
If you:
A) hate one of my characters...*cough Joshua cough Qui*

B) If you love one of my characters...*cough Kenja, cough Joshua*

C) If you just want to piss that damn director off.

Director: I heard that!

D) If you want to see how many times Rave will slam the door on her movie trailer

IF you answered a b c or d...you could be an asset to this thread. Let the mayhem begin.

Joshua:God damn it where is my vodka? I need it to stay awake here!

Rave is on the beach, emerging from the water after diving from the mansion. Coro was close behind her. Her wings emerged from her shirt..tearing the back of it. The white shirt clung to her ski...

Rave:Cut!

Director: What is it?

Rave: Why do I always have to wear a white shirt? Is it my trade mark

Director: *mutters *female vampires* We have to give men what they want. And considering your one of the only females in nationstates, you must wear a white shirt.

Rave: This sucks... Coro! *she yells* help me out here.
Director: *laughs, then his face drops into total seriousness* “Cut! STICK TO YOUR LINES PEOPLE!”

Rave Her wings emerged from her shirt..tearing the back of it. The white shirt clung to her skin..She turns around with clips of words stuck to her.

Director: *bangs head against the wall*

Rave: “Well you told us to stick to our…”

Director: “Don’t even say it. Just GO. Get changed” *The director continues to hit his head on the wall, “I hate my life!”

Qui backhands Joshua.

Qui: Awake now?

Director: Cut...Qui don't maim Joshua until the fight seen...remember your training in anger management.

Qui: I got kicked out several times..

Director: Shit...I mean cut!

Genesis is in the mansion, reading the letter to herself.
Genesis: “Then does this mean I am…” *a dramatic pause*
*A shrill beeping noise is heard through the entire studio*
Mar:“ Popcorn's rea-dy!”
Director: “What?!”
Seni: “Hey, we've got a movie and now popcorn! We're all set!”
Director: *Begins making a noose for himself*

Joshua:Thats it. I'm getting my rifle!

"A shotgun...damn this is useless..."Qui looks at Joshua and throws his sword into the ocean.

Rave: “Do you know how much that could sell for on E-bay?”

Qui:O_O *About to dive into the water when the director comes over and grabs him by the collar of her shirt and pulls him back.

Director: “Qui! Stop causing so much trouble or I’ll have to….” Qui quickly flips him over his head and knocks him out with a blow to the head.

Qui : “Oh! Sorry…reflex.” He smiles. “Mr. Director guy?” He walks over to him and starts poking him with a stick.

Director: …

Joshua turns around and looks a Qui poking the director with a stick and runns over and starts kicking him in the sides. "WWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE this is fun!"

The color in them faded, and it turned to black and white, except for the red blood that seemed to be seeping through the pages. Kenja blinked rapidly for several seconds.
Rave: “Ah!”

Director: “WHAT IS IT NOW?!”

Rave: “I got mascara in my eye!”
The director picks his clipboard up from the ground, and breaks the pieces more thoroughly. “I know what you’re doing Shentavo! You’re not getting paid by the hour so don’t try to stall until the end of the day! Stick to your lines.”

Rave: “Damn cheap director!”

:::WHAT DID YOU SAY?::: A booming voice asks.

Genesis: Erm…Nothing…Nothing…O-O

The director gets up and goes to deal with Rave, whom had just ran into her trailor, still upset about wearing white shirts that just happen get wet or torn every single second.

Qui looks at Joshua and hides the stick behind his back before thwapping him with it.

Joshua grabs a beer botle and smashes it on Qui's member then runns away to his trailor

Domino walks over to the director and dumps an entire box of itching powder on his head. "That's gonna feel good in a few seconds..."

Qui: WHY YOU SON OF A BITCH *he goes into a total blood rage and attacks Joshua's trailer.

Director: Joshua stop provoking Qui and Qui... *Qui looks at the director* we can't find anyone else stupid enough to play Joshua, so you can't maim him just yet and...Domino i'm going to *scratches neck violently, then passes out*

A council is going on about the upcoming battle at the port after the battle at the mansion. They begin talking their strategy.

Daja: “All right! Mar and I will get the popcorn, Kenja will get the soda. Rave, go fly over the seats and terrorize all the people so we can get all the seats to ourselves, that won’t be to hard for her…”

Rave: “Hey!” She runs over and hits him in the stomach. It has no effect what so ever. “Ow. I think I broke my wrist.”

Daja: “Qui and Genesis can get the tickets.”

Rave: “I can’t…go on!” She pauses dramatically and does an exaggerated faint.”

Daja: “Too bad, looks like you’ll miss the Matrix.”

Rave: *pops up* and shakes her head. “I’m OK”

All: O_O

Director: “WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE ALL GOING?!”

Rave: “To the movies. We’re going to see the Matrix Reloaded!”

Director: “No you’re not!”

Seni: “You want to come?”

Director: O_O “What the hell!?...We have a movie to make…What do you think I’m made of mo…Oh what the hell, all right.” My life can’t get any worse.

Joshua:YES IT CAN!!! *thwap* *hits director on head*

Domino pulls out the one thing that can beat out the Matrix:

The Hypnotoad (http://www.r33b.net/).

"ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!"

((LMFAO))

Qui back hands Joshua then lights a cigarette.

The director has enough time to escape and get really mad. "REMEMBER I PAY YOU, IF YOU DON"T WORK HERE...YOU DON"T GET PAID!!!!!!!!!" *his voice was booming.

Rave: eep :shock:

Daja: *whispers *seduce him Rave

Rave: What?!?

Daja: IT works so well...

*glomp!*

Daja: OW....

Rave: *sighs* Fine I'll wear the God Damned white T-shirt! *stalks off to trailor and slams the door*

Domino put away the Hypnotoad and goes off to get some Granny Slag Pudding.

Joshua just laughs and moves behind Kenja and hugs her frrom behind

Domino rturns with 18-Wheeler full of Granny Slag's Pudding.

"FREE PUDDING! COME AND GET IT!"

Kenja: My trailor or yours? *she says with a smile as she sees a flicker in his eyes*

Director: Nuh uh! You're not going anywhere!

Azari: Aww...let them go..their young.

Director: YOU just want to be alone with QUI! *Qui whistles innocently, and a smirk can be seen on his face.*

Joshua:How much do you vallue your balls Mr. Director? *pulls out a 10 inch combat knife

Director: And how much to you value you're pay..*raises an eyebrow, then looks around.* Where the hell is Qui and Azari?!

A nameless worker starts slapping up posters for no reason:

http://www.hjrobinson.freeserve.co.uk/bonsaikittenwarposter.jpg

Joshua:Well I can just mooch cash off my older brother. AND you need me for several fight sceens and you need a Phalanix rep here to.

Director: I hate my life...now where the hell is Qui? Azari? RAVE?!? Vaughn didn't arrive, did he?

Seni: Well the only other place Rave might be would be...

____
*flash to scene at the mall. Rave walks up to a salesperson*

Rave: Do you have any shirts in any color but white?
____
Director: SHit! get her back here!

Joshua starts to sneak away while holding Kenja's hand draging her along. If we are fast eungh we can make it to a much more private spot

Kenja: Quick let's go...*runs off with Joshua*

Qui and Azari brush past Kenja and Joshua. Qui's hair is tossled, and Azari is out of breath...both are laughing and then look at the director's expression.

Qui: Shit...

Director: Where were you and what were you doing?

Qui: We were in my trailor. And you see, Azari can do this really cool thing that when you..

Director: ENOUGH! MY EARS! BACK TO WORK! Where the hell is Kenja and Joshua[i] You two are setting a BAD example for them!

Qui: *snickers*

Director: YOU're both their sires! What the hell are you doing?

Azari: [i] Well we were f....

Director: Stop! Don't finish that sentence nor that word...i do NOT want to know.

Qui: then why did you ask?

Director: O_O this is going to be a long day.

((I'm loving this. Should Phoenix drop in?))
Joshua:Bad exaple my ass. I set my own examples

((yea sure..this is a ton of fun))

/<enJa: Shut up and lock the door. :P :wink: Then why don't you give me a few examples.

Director: Kenja! JOSHUA! GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!

SCRIPTWRITER: DAMNIT I PRESSED CAPS LOCKS.

DIRECTOR: QUI! GET JOSHUA AND KENJA OUT OF THAT TRAILOR!

...

DIRECTOR: QUI!?

...
*QUI AND AZARI ARE MAKING OUT IN THE BACK CORNER NOT PAYING ATTENTION*

DIRECTOR: QQQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUI!


QUI: YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL, I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME, I WAS JUST IGNORING YOU.

DIRECTOR: I'M NOT YELLING, IT'S THIS DAMN CAPS LOCKS....SOMEONE FIRE THE SCRIPT WRITER!

QUI: YOU CAN'T.

DIRECTOR: WHY NOT?

QUI: HE'S A UNION MEMBER.

DIRECTOR: SHIT...

((LMFAO))
Joshua quickly locks the door and returns to Kenja and starts kissing her

The director bangs his head against the door of the trailor and is in tears. "Pllleeeease...we have a movie to shooot......." :cry: "Someone shoot me.."

Qui picks up the shotgun and shoots the director in the leg. The director glares at Qui angrily.

Qui:You asked for someone to...


Director: SHUT UP! DON"T FINISH THE SENTENCE!!!!!!!!!

Qui: Are you yelling? Or is that the caps locks again?

Director: I'm yelling...hence the 9 exclaimation marks at the end of the sentence.

Qui: Why not ten?

Director: Nine just sounds better. It has a ring to it, and I find it quite...*looks around and realizes what he's saying* STICK TO YOUR LINES!

Domino gives the director a bowl of pudding. "You need to calm down... you're gonna give yourself a stroke." She then realizes who she is talking to and plops the bowl on his head.

The director whips some pudding at Domino and a protective covering comes over around him. He chuckles slightly...then realizing half the cast is missing. F@%!

"Protective coating? Wheee!" Domino knocks him down and uses him as a surf board across the smooth floor.

Director: YOU'RE FIRED!

Qui: You can't do that...

Director: And why the hell not?!

Qui: She's union....

-----------------------2 Hours later----------------------
Joshua stumbles out with a very messed up hair style and his shirt is all roughed up

The ceiling crashes in as the Deathscythe crashes in through... well... the ceiling.

Duo: "Hey. Mind if I park this here?"

Domino blinks. "I didn't know I worked here... I was just messing with the guy for kicks...." She glares at Qui when she realises the opening she just gave him, "And don't even try it..."

OOC: BB in an hour. Stargate SG-1 is about to start.

Kenja appears later with a similar look and hands a cigarette to Joshua.

Qui looks at Kenja, then the director. "See...I've taught the girl well." *snickers*

Director: Yes we do..it's illegal to park ON the set...remove your car, or Rave will remove it for you. :twisted:

Rave: I will?

Director: Yes. *nods to rave, then does a double take at Joshua and Kenja * You two...didn't....ARGH!

Qui whispers something to Azari, whom laughs silently. They walk off the set yet again....

Director: Lucky son of a bitch..*he says looking at Qui*

"Well it does pay off to be a bad ass Lt."

Director: Why can't I get that?! *looks at the ground* BEcause none of my actors will work so that i can get on with a social life!

Domino looks suprised. "Actor? I'm the Head of Interspecies Relations for The Empire of Crimmond. I'm just on vacation and like to annoy film directors."

Joshua:I love this job!

Director: You are all actors...you are PLAYING someone from Crimmond. I know I told you to get into your characters, but loss of identity is going to far...

"Damn Hypnotoad...."

Kain: I mean it is not much to ask, but can I have a script which will not rip in two when I grip it with my claws? I can't work under these conditions!

Lana drives up in her flashy sports car, climbing out she pushes her sunglasses up on her head, and takes a quick look at the people nearby. Walking over to the crowd, she smiles. "Darlings, how nice to see you all again."

Looking round she furrows her brow. "And where's my trailer, I hope it's got all the things I asked for." She sighs. "If those flowers aren't freshly cut, I will be most displeased."

Coro came up behind the director, slowly using magic to put him to sleep. The cast needed it.

A loud crash is heard and Goor walks out of the snack room with his arms full of candybars. "Ya need to get a new snack machine..."

The director turn around an slaps Coro. "Would you stop it! You're here to work as well Coro!...and Lana...no one else got flowers."

Rave: Except for me! ^_^

Director: Those are from your fiance, not from your fans.

Rave: I'd say he's a fan of me...as a matter of fact, last night we...

Director: STOP RIGHT THERE! Don't finish that sentence! What is it with you Shentavos and getting laid!

Rave: Actually....I was going to say "played twister."

Director: :shock:

Rave: *snickers*

Kain:Not that I have had any love in this damn movie....just because I have green skin and claws!

Coro just chuckled. "Never slap an ancient," he said with a smile. He backhanded the director and wandered away, lighting a cigarette.

Director: AND NEVER BACKHAND THE DIRECTOR! *he yelled. The director, for all intensive purposes, was invincable, and soley there to direct and keep everyone in line...also to help Kain with his "problem.." and HEY WHo the hell changed the script!?*

Qui whistles innocently in the corner.

Kain: I like green skin! It is not a problem!

"I'm just a girl," Rave began. "Standing in front of you...and asking you to love me...and...I'm going to kill you Qui!!! This isn't from the right movie you little son of a bitch!"

Qui: :shock: eep.

Goor heads over to a bench and proceedes to eat the candybars, wrapper and all. "These things taste like crap."

Domino bangs the director on the head with a giant doorknob. "Gotta love a Dave Letterman Garage Sale..."

Coro sat down and started reading his script.

"Let's see ... Random scene ..."

He opened it to a random page and started reading out loud.

"To be or not to be, that is the question. Whether it is better to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms, and in opposing them, end the- WHAT THE F*CK?"

He flipped it closed, looking at the front. "Oh. Hey director, were you taking cues from Shakespeare again? This is your reading material, not my script!"

Director: *mutters* I hate my life...

Qui: As well you should.

Director: Someone please explain to me Qui's character.

Rave: Well he's my son, I can't explain him.

Azari: He's the bad ass vampire, newly made an ancient, has a brilliant mind, amazing body, and has rather large talents..

Director: AHh...my ears...*hits head with the clip board*

Azari: He's the bad ass vampire, newly made an ancient, has a brilliant mind, amazing body, and has rather large talents..

He's got a HUGE talent!

Director: Sorry Coro... *takes the shakespeare book and kisses it*

A woman walks in...and the director's jaw drops.

Director: Who the hell is that?

Rave: Ah...that is my new fledgling Alexial. *smiles*

Kain: Can someone improve the special effects! I mean, it is not much to ask, but when I use a fireball, I want something more than just a small firework! Unless you want me to do a real fireball on you to show you what it really looks like... :twisted:

Director: Sorry Coro... *takes the shakespeare book and kisses it*

A woman walks in...and the director's jaw drops.

Director: Who the hell is that?

Rave: Ah...that is my new fledgling Alexial. *smiles*

Kain: :shock: *jaw drops*

Director: Ahh....my ears...was that necessary Coro?!?

Qui: *Smiles* I beleive it was...*turns to Azari* Do you need a talent agent?

Azari: :P let's go... *the two walk off*

Director: :cry: *cries*

Coro sighed and put his head in his hands.

"Rave! When will you learn to stop torturing us men like this?"

bbl...don't go on without me...I have a great idea! Coro might be interested. :D

*pats director on the shoulder, accidently ripping the back of his shirt*

Kain: Whoops...erm sorry?

Director: Sorry Coro... *takes the shakespeare book and kisses it*

A woman walks in...and the director's jaw drops.

Director: Who the hell is that?

Rave: Ah...that is my new fledgling Alexial. *smiles*

Kain: :shock: *jaw drops*

Goor: *doesn't notice as he stuffs his face*

Rave: *laughs..until she catches the director's eye.* What?

Director: Why are you wearing a black shirt!

Rave: shit...

Director: Go change Shentavo! *she walks into her trailer and changes into a white shirt*

Rave: Happy?

Mar : I am..

Lana storms off to her trailer, far from happy. She mutters to herself as she goes. "Flowers! I only asked for freshly cut flowers!" She sighed. "And some fruit...and a wide selection of movies for dull moments in filming...and my own entourage..." She enters the trailer and slams the door behind her, her complaints can still be faintly heard.

Director: AND SOMEONE GET ME A NEW SHIRT! *Rave throws the black one to him.* This is not funny....

OOC: I think it's time for Coro to ... train ... a fledgling, myself.

Adrian was inside Lana's trailer. As she entered, he threw a bouquet of freshly-cut roses at her. "Freshly cut flowers, eh, m'dear?"

(OOC Rave can you check This is a tale of Love. (semi invite rp with a twist) and New Beginings... whenever please)

Lana stops complaining as soon as she sees Adrian. Rushing up to him, she places her arms around him and kisses him. "Thank you, they're lovely."

She sits down and sighs. "Damn Directors, they have no idea how to get the best out of their stars." She looks up and smiles. "How are you?"

Adrian chuckled."Pretty good, all in all. Well, I haven't met the director yet ... What's he like?"

Goor finishes the candybars, all 80 of them and belches rather loudly. "What? Not loud enough?"

Lana sighs and pulls a funny facial expression, like she's just eaten a lemon. "Bad tempered, bossy...the usual." She smiles. "You're lucky you haven't met him. But don't worry, you'll know who he is the minute...no, second you meet him."

Adrian chuckled. "I bet I will, if he's the way you dexcribe him." He looked around the trailer. "So this is where we'll live during thjis move? Interesting, interesting ..."

---

A midnight blue Porsche screeched to a halt beside the movie filming location, and a beautiful woman with medium-length silver hair stepped out, her eyes shielded by sunglasses. Eclipse turned and walked toward the set.

Lana laughs. "Oh, so you are self inviting yourself are you?" She looks over to him, her eyes brimming with love. She breaks her gaze, as she casts her eyes around the trailer and frowns. "Hardly five star is it?"

Adrian looked around the trailer again. "I'd say, yeah, the surroundings aren't five star."

He looked up into her eyes. "But the company beats five-star right out."

Lana smiles and looks bashful. "You always say the nicest things." She keeps her gaze locked to his. "And I wouldn't exchange your company for anything."

She grimaces as she the oppressiveness of the trailer sinks in. "Fancy a look around?"

"Sure," Adrian said, hopping to his feet from where he'd been sitting and looking around the trailer once more. "Where to?"

Lana sits and thinks for a moment, her mind whirling through all the possibilities. "Well, we could start with the set, the back lot and then find the canteen, as I haven't eaten yet." She smiles as she rises from her seat. "Unless you have anything in mind?"

"Time to for some fun," Joshua says as he runns off set and returns in a new combat Exo-suit.
"So can this replace my armor?"

:lol: OMMFG, this is so funny I could just LMMFAOOMFD!!!!! :lol:

Gerbil smiley! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Joshua acidentaly steps on the director's car.
"Opps. I'm new to the Exo-suit."

Director: Joshua get off my Car!!!! Where is Qui when you need him...

Mar begins to open his mouth but Seni closes it...

Director: Forget that I asked that question...


Rave: Alexiel...it's been a long while since I've seen you...

Alexiel: It has. *smiles*

Rave: Coro...I'd like you to meet someone...Alexiel.
http://images.epilogue.net/users/jezebel/flare2.jpg

Joshua keeps walking along steping on random cars.
"Hey this thing has Chain Guns!" Joshua says as he brings out the chainguns

Rave: *eye twitches* That's my car Joshua!!!!!! *her eyes go a deeper crimson*

Alexei: Um...Joshua..it might be wise to get off her car...

Director: PLLLLLEASE GET OF MMMMMYY CARRR!!!

Joshua steps off Raves car.
"Opps sorry. That wasn't intentional. I ment to crush the producers car," Joshau says.
"Hey how big would the directer's car fire ball?"

Zedd walks in pushing a cart stacked with boxes of explosives. When the pyrotechnics crew starts to take them he backhands one. "Get your damn hands off! This is my stuff. Your shipment hasn't got here yet."

He walks off to his trailer, comes out a few minutes later and gets something out of his Humvee. "Forgot the blasting caps. Oh and Joshua, the car's a rental, you squash it and you can take it up with Enterprise." He wanders back to his trailer.

Phoenixx is busy driving like a nut job through the set and over the snack tables in a Wartohg.
Joshau:Looks like he found the NOS tanks

Rave: You're lucky I'm getting twelve million for this movie...

Alexeil: WHAT? I'm only getting two! *glares at director*

Director: I told you not to discuss pay Rave!

Rave: Sorry....


Alexeil lunges out at the director.

Director: :shock: eep...

Joshua:Hey bring the director to me. I want my 3 million to be more!
Phoenix runns over the producer leaving a bloody trail behind him

Director: AHHH would you people calm down...we have a MOVIE TO MAKE! The only one getting 12 is Rave...Joshua, you're getting paid in food remember? and/or Kenja..*snickers*

Kenja: HEY!

Director:...and Phoenix....yea....about that...we're short on budgit, so we can't pay you..

Phoenix:Well I'll just feast on you!
Joshua:No your paying me in cash or you lose your manhood to a 50cal slug

Phoenix swearves the Warthog around and aims at the director

Zedd starts walking between each trailer and working on the underside of each one, attaching small explosive disks to the underside of each one, acting as though he did this every day. Of course, he might.

Finishing up he walks to the director and tosses him a remote with Press to get Phoenix to leave you alone button.

He walks off a bit and puts his helmet on, muttering something about how that'll get their attention.

The director Dodges the car and presses the button. "Rave get them off my set or you're fired!"

Rave: You can't fire me.

Director: AND WHY NOT?!

Rave: I'm union.

Director: *Slaps forehead repeatedly*

Zedd watches each of the trailers explode in a timed sequence and grins. "Guess I gave you the wrong remote."

Rave: :cry: My trailor...

Director: Que the eye twitch...

Rave: *eye twitches* :x

Director: And the rage...

Rave tears toward Zedd in a rage..

Director: And the words...

Rave: ZEDD I'm GONNA KILL YOU!!!!

Director: Cut...OMG! We got it...we got done with a scene!

Rave is still heading toward Zedd.

Director: I said cut...

Alexiel: I don't think she heard you... :D

The warthog sweaves again and aims at the dircetor and the NOS is added.
Joshua starts walking closer to the director

The director dodges again, and has security around him.

Director: Don't do anything you will regret... *Qui I need you..

Qui: so does Azari right now... :P

Phoenix:Then pay me in cash
Joshua:And me *gun cocking sound* Or you get close with my friend

Zedd: :shock: *pulls out T-Bone steak**Sees it doesn't faze her* Damn myths! *seals his suit*

Director: Fine...fine alright alright....$7.50 an hour...more than you make from working at Mc Donalds Joshua.. :lol:

Qui: :shock: *looks up* Joshua works at Mc Donalds!! :twisted:

Qui I need you..

Qui: so does Azari right now... :P

Rofl! This is incredible. :D Nice job, people.

Rave pulls Zed into a dark corner.

"Thwap!"

"Pow!"

"Bang"

Director: Mar stop making sound effects!

"Smash!"

Director: MAR!!!

Mar: That time it wasn't me...

Director: :shock: *runs after Rave.* Don't hurt him..... *after five minutes, the director walks out, apparently mauled with Rave gripping him by the collar of his shirt*

Joshua:No I want 2.5 million for this
Phoenix:God damn it why am I ignored

Director: Fine fine fine..2.5 million for Joshua...and Phoenix 7.50 an hour. *smiles*

Joshua:Fine by me. Now I need somewhere to park this.
Phoenix:GOD DAMN IT I WANT 2 MILLION. Damn caps lock

Zedd walks out of the break room on the opisite side of the room with a doughnut. Looking at the other Zedd that had been stuck through a wall by Rave, he grinned. "Thank the studio for stunt men."

Joshua walks the Exo-suit into it's own large as hell parking spot and jumps out and starts looking for Kenja

Lana walks back on set, in a slightly better mood than when she left. She took one of the chairs scattered around, and looked around. "So, when is my scene? I've been taking acting lessons especially for this film."

Goor looks up from eating a whole turkey. "This is a movie? I'm just here for the food."

Joshua:I'm just here so I can get payeed and blow it on dirt cheap strip joints....um I didn't says that.....

Domino backs away from Kenja.

The real Joshua walks in and punches his stunt dubble into a car.
Joshua:Sorry the guy needs a life

Coro watched as Alexei just kind of ... made fun of everything that happened. Kind of like the way he did.

Coro turned very quietly to Rave.

I believe you had someone you wanted me to meet?

Tired of waiting, Lana jumps in front of the camera, and performs a variety of styles:

"Alas poor Yorik..." *Holds up a skull*

"Jack! Jack! Jack!" *Pretends to wad through water*

"I'm your father..." *Waves around a make believe lightsaber.*

"After all, tomorrow is another day..." *sobs dramatically*

Stopping she turns to the director. "What do you think? I can do any part you want."

Goor looks up. "I can do a great Godzilla."

Lana turned to Goor, her eyes shining brightly, conveying her excitement. "I can do a great, helpless victim." She places the back of her hand dramatically against her forehead, and in a shrill voice she screamed. "Help! Help me! Please, help me! Aaaaah!"

She smiled. "What did you think?"

(tag, OMG This is great!! :D :lol: :lol: )

Adrian leapt in, scooping Lana up in his arms. "I do an okay hero, if I do say so myself..."

Lana faked a faint in his arms, before throwing her arms around his neck. "Oh, my hero!"

Adrian chuckled. "Do you do a sleeping beauty?" he said quietly, before leaning down and ksising her, still holding her in his arms.

Zedd has meanwhile hotwired the exosuit and set it on automatic. He watches it starts smahing things at random, then goes inside.

OOC: This is Crimmond, I just don't feel like switching to just say that...

Lana returned the kiss then laughed. "I've found there isn't much of an art to lying and not speaking." She shrugs, and gets down from his arms. "Anyway, what type of film is this...?" She looked around the set. "Please, don't tell me, it's a horror movie?"

"I think it's documenting the events of the Academy, m'dear," Adrian said. "So we get to watch Qui kill Joshua and AZari make him a vampire over and over again, seperated by shouts of 'Cut' from the director. How thrilling." He said the last two words sarcastically.

Zedd looks up. "So.... that means I get to blow more stuff up?" He runs off happily.

Lana looked disappointed and ran through her acting training until she reached the appropriate apart. "Ah, I think I have it..."

*Begins to move her eyes from side to side with a look of fear*

"There's something bad out there! Something's trying to kill me!"

*She acts opening the door and exiting*

"I'll be safer out here, than safe inside that locked room."

*She gives out a high pitched scream, then performs the most hammed up death scene ever*

She looks at Adrian. "I think horror is my forte."

Adrian chuckled and applauded as she finished, then acted out defeating some horrible, invisible monster. "No! My one true love has died!"

Lana pretends to be a ghost. "Oooo, I will haunt you forever, and will allow no one else to take my place." She moved behind him, and whispers in his ear. "I shall be in your thoughts morning, noon and night." She kissed his cheek.

She laughed. "Your turn. Show me what you can do, if we're going to get a part in this film."

Dropping off the wall where she's been sitting the whole time, Katarina says, "Wait, Rave's only getting paid 12 million? Im getting 28.5!!"

"Too late," Adrian said with a grin. "You're already in my thoughts morning, noon and night."

Joshua just looks at the Exo-suit and it stops.
Joshua:God I love AI
AI:Just shut up and turn on the security system
*Joshua walks over to Exo-suit and sets the security system on kill*

Zedd pulls out an Ion cannon and sticks a charge pack in. He fires and watches the bolt hit home on the exosuit's chest. He walks up and knocks it over. "Gotta love being able to turn of any electronics at will..."

((The AI is in Joshua))
Joshua just sighs and throws a single dagger into the Ion cannon trashing the barrel's insides

Zedd tosses the broken gun away and goes to get a doughnut.

A man in a black flightsuit marked Tian rides into the studio at 50 mph and spins out his modified bike and stops in front of the director. "Hi. I don't think we've met... Lord Reil Tian." He looks up at the director. "And no, I'm not an actor, I really am the Emperor of Crimmond." He gets of the bike and smiles.

"This bike is a gift to Rave Shentavo. It's a Resi Corp design named...."

"The Rave."
http://www.vr.clemson.edu/vr/graphics/images/dseagar/bike.jpg
Top Speed: 250 mph
Specs: Custom-made and barely street legal, The Rave is the paramount of motorcycle design. With its sleek futuristic and aerodynamic design, The Rave looks as great as it feels to drive it. Each one of these is hand-made, and can be tailored to suit your needs.
Cost: $5,000,000 each

"Also... here's a truckload of black shirts for her..."

Rave: He's getting 28.5 mil!!!!!!

Director: :shock: eep...*runs around the studio followed by Rave who goes into a blood rage and has the director by the throat as she makes her way back to Coro.

RavE: Yes...this is Alexeil...my fledgling. *she smiles as she watches Alexeil and hears her thoughts. She snickers slightly, and turns to the bike*

Rave: OMGGGGG MR. DIRECTOR GUY! BUY ME ONE OF THESE AND I'LL FORGIVE YOU.

Director: WEll without you, we wouldn't have a movie...fine alright...*whips out 5 million dollars and hands it to the man*

Rave: :lol:

Alexeil: Greet...now we get to see Rave on speed...this should be intereseting.

Joshua walks over to Alexeil.
Joshua:Try watching Phoenix drunk and driving one of those. He thought a super highway was a demolition derby.

((Ask and I'll explain))

Coro gave Alexeil one of his elegant bows. "And, as Rave's most likely already told you, I'm Corothisia."

It would be impossible for any vampire to not recognize his name, especially one of Rave's fledglings.

Phoenix had finaly goten to the beer and was driving around in a MAB he had ordered to be droped. He was running over each staff member's car but anyone who would try and kill him's car was left alone

Alexeil: I have heard of you of course! *she smiled* Rave talks about you constantly.

Rave: O_O *slaps forhead*

Kain:I do not have a bike or a car....I am not being paid for all this. It is all going to my child support.....damn those bastards. Just because I keep saving people from dying!!!

Phoenix:WWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEE Demoltion DERBY!!!!
Joshuha:-_-'

Qui: *backhands Joshua* Stop your brother from yelling. He's screaming louder than Azari!

All: :shock:

Director: *takes three drinks of pure alchohal and passes out singing I hate my life...i hate my life*

The ceiling crashes in as the Deathscythe crashes in through... well... the ceiling.

Duo: "Hey. Mind if I park this here?"

Quatre: "Duo, get out of there, now! That's an OZ military base!"

(Deathscythe stands up and the two Gundams start attacking the movie set...)

Kain pats the director...and stops just before he shreads his shirt again....

Rave throws one of her many new black shirts to the director with a wink.

Director: This is too low cut for me.

Rave: Deal with it...

Director: OOOHh....wait till you see you're woredrobe next movie...

Rave: :shock:

Kain:HA RAVE! My cloak changes colour! Hee-hee look at it glow!

"Really," Coro said with a smile. "I didn't know that."

"Very nice to meet you, Alexeil. I look forward to ... getting to know you better."

Joshau:I vallue my face Qui. I am not going to ripp off the roll cage and have a 180mm shell hit me in the face.
Kelly:-_-'

Alexeil looks at Coro and returns the smile. "As am I..."


Rave: :cry: *goes over to director* I'm the only one who's not gonna get laid in this thread aren't I?

Director: Well I'm not going to, so if you want to...

Rave: *slap* Don't even think about it! *evil glare*

Director: I think I now know why you're not...*ow...*

Qui: Yes you are com'mon...now! *shoves Joshua toward the path of the car and goes back to his trailor*

Eclipse walked up, slapped the director, and wandered off again. "Damn that felt good," she said with a grin.

Coro chuckled, but had no ideas of what to say. This had never happened to him before, even in the millions of years he'd been alive.

Phoenix:*runns over a shcool bus of children*
Joshua:-_-"
Kelly:So this is why we lock the liqure cabenit(sp)

Director: O_O Genesis! Heal the poor children..and QUI STOP PHOENIX!

Qui: I'm not listening to you....

Azari: WHAT?

Qui: I was talking to the director.

Azari: Oh..

Seth came up behidn Eclipse and picked her up, spinning her around.

Rave: :cry: Where the hell is Vaughn...*stalks off to trailor*

Eclipse spun around and kissed Seth. "Hey, Mr. Director!" she called. "Do I even have a part in this movie or am I just here to ... relieve stress?"

Zedd: "Didn't I blow up the trailers?"

OOC: Crimmond again

Phoenix:*hums the Genocide song*
Joshua:Screw this. I'm not fighting a tank. *walks off to find Kenja*

"Loo loo loo lee loo ...
Genocide-o!
Loo loo loo lee loo ...
An ocean of blood!
Let's-a begin za killingu
TIIIMEE!"

Zechs: (starts singing)

Everyone else: (eardrums shatter)

Various people jump off the roof... into a giant rubber ball...

Joshua:Glad I got my helmet on
Phoenix:*has helmet on and dosn't care*
Kelly:I love my armor

Lana storms off the set. "My talent is wasted here, I'm off to get my name in lights." She waves her hand majestically as she gets into her car. "See you at the Oscar's, Darlings."

Phoenix fires the Tank's cannon at the exit leaving a huge creator traping everyone in.

Phoenix fires the Tank's cannon at the exit leaving a huge creator traping everyone in.Zedd walks in a side door pulling an industrial strength grill and 300 lbs of steak in a portable refrigeration unit. "We're gonna burn some critter parts tonight!"

Phoenix:Lets get a Pelican to land some to hunt!
Joshua:*still looking for Kenja*

Nova: (yells at Phoenix for leaving him with Zechs's awful singing)

Director: Yea...you're helping Seth teach A.C....

Rave: I'm really the only one without anyone her aren't I?

Director: Yes.

Rave: :cry:

Director: And Zedd...we have new trailors because I said so and I'm the god-like director who takes punishment from everyone and never gets a scratch..

Rave: *scratches her long nails into his arm*

Director: ARGH! I wasn't serious!

Kenja: Joshua? Where were you, I was looking all over for you, but I was forced to hide in a closet while Qui and Azari....yea...

Qui:You were in the closet?!?!?!?

Kenja: :shock:

Goor: *smiles at Rave* "Hey, me, Domino and Zedd don't have anybody either. You don't see us crying..."

Zedd: *obviously faked sniffle*

Domino: *thwaps Zedd*

Zedd: Hey! You're supposed to thwap the director!

Domino: *thwaps director*

Joshua:....Wow. You got a free show. Now lets get away form the others
Phoenix drive by in the tank still

Zedd: *carrys in working replica of the still from MASH and gets it working*

http://www.mash4077.co.uk/camp/still.jpg

Zedd: In the immortal words of Hawkeye Pierce: 'Forward...Drink!'"

God: *accidentally thwaps Trowa*

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As of now, the Republic of Tiburon will n00bishly wage war on God.

EDIT: Only two that posted here know what was said. Guess who?

Waaah. :cry:

Well, no one was responding...

All right, I'll change it, and please change it in that post as well.

Director: Tiburon you're fired from the movie...and now food for a week. Now go to your room! And Domino...never thwap me again.

Rave: I know Zedd, but I thought you were a unic. *smiles*

Kenja: Yes..*she said wrapping her arms around Joshua*

Phoenix still driving the tank rolls on to the director's car and turns off the tank and lets the 64 ton weapon of death sit there.
Joshua:*smiles and starts leading Kenja to his trailor*

(OOC: sry, i know, i shouldn't do this but...*hits right hand with left one; stupid one, stupid*...couldn't resist :? )

A little boy, aged 13 or 14 enters the set; in his hands he holds some pictures of his most favourite actors and a pencil.
He looks up to Qui and asks with his little voice: "Excuse me, Sir, I would like to have an autogram from my absolutly most favourite actor.
*pause*
Could you tell me where I can find Joshua?"

((LMFAO!!!!!!))
Phoenix hearing the boy walks over to him
Phoenix:Joshua is my brother

Zedd: HEY! If I didn't have to watch these burgers, Rave... I'd come over and....*Shakes fist* "Wam! Zoom! Straight to the moon!"

Goor: Idiot....

Zedd: What was that?!

Goor: Uh... medium! I want my burgers medium!

Zedd: Oh...

Domino: *gets bored and starts creating a flame in her palm, making it defy physics by having it point down* "I've given professors strokes, doing that..."

((LMFAO!!!!!!))
Phoenix hearing the boy walks over to him
Phoenix:Joshua is my brother

*Looking up to Phoenix*

^ ^
O O
..O

"Ph.....Ph......Ph.....nx!!!!!!"

(OOC:can't help myself; still waiting for Qui's reaction *evil-sadistic amused smile*)

Qui's eye twitches. He raises his hand, but turns around and backhands Joshua, hard, as Joshua leads Kenja to his trailor.

Kenja: Hey!

Qui's eyes is still twitching. He stalks off to his trailor and grabs Azari on the way.

Rave: *eye twitches* Is that the only way he can alleviate anger? It's making me feel unloved. :cry:

The director looks at Zedd and starts laughing. "You beating up Rave Ha ha ha...ah that's a good one.." *snickers*

Zedd kicks the director with an armored boot. "I'm not gettin' paid for this movie, so don't get me mad..."

Coro laughed. "Rave!" he called out. "Try abusing the director! It helps!"

Qui's eye twitches. He raises his hand, but turns around and backhands Joshua, hard, as Joshua leads Kenja to his trailor.

Kenja: Hey!

Qui's eyes is still twitching. He stalks off to his trailor and grabs Azari on the way.



Little boy: :shock:
*runs after Qui and kicks his knee*
(angry like...ummm like a little boy whoes most favourite actor had been backhanded by a minor actor:)
"Never"
*kick*
"do"
*kick*
"that"
*kick*
"again"
*kick*

Qui's eye twitches. He raises his hand, but turns around and backhands Joshua, hard, as Joshua leads Kenja to his trailor.

Kenja: Hey!

Qui's eyes is still twitching. He stalks off to his trailor and grabs Azari on the way.



Little boy: :shock:
*runs after Qui and kicks his knee*
(angry like...ummm like a little boy whoes most favourite actor had been backhanded by a minor actor:)
"Never"
*kick*
"do"
*kick*
"that"
*kick*
"again"
*kick*This little kid has a death wish...

This little kid has a death wish...

(OOC:O lord forgive him 'cause he doesn't know what he does. :) )

"Never"
*kick*

This little kid has a death wish...

(OOC:O lord forgive him 'cause he doesn't know what he does. :) )

"Never"
*kick*To quote a Star Trek episode I saw the other day:

"Fate protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise."

Phoenix:*falls over still drunk*
Joshua:I'm gona kill you Qui!!!! Now lets get going Kenja. *wink wink*

Qui picks up the boy and throws him into the trailer, causing a huge dent.
Qui:Fate is not to kind to this one.

Dirctor: :shock: You just threw a kid into a trailor...with full force.

Qui: I did...I was kicked out of anger managment several times...

Director: Thats a surpise. :roll:

Qui: Hey did you know that Joshua works at Mc Donalds?

Director: Really?

Qui: Yea.

Rave: :shock: Qui...you're in so much trouble...after I find Vaughn..*looks at ground*

Qui: *snickers and goes into his trailer*

Director: Someone heal the poor kid!

Alexeil: All right, all right..*she goes over and the fledgling looks over the boy and begins the healing prossess*

Joshua:I ONLY WORKED IN THE MILITARY!!! Except when I did that movie Signs of a Asshole.

Director: *laughs* sure...sure...

Qui: I remember you! You were that kid behind the counter who threw a french fry at me...how's you're head doing? *he said with a smile*

Joshua:Phalanix dosn't have any fast food joints! And Qui you are the most hated person in Phalanix!

Qui: This is me not caring. *backhands Joshua*

Joshuua:*this time moves his head out of the way of the back hand and smirks* Well I'll be in my trailer with Kenja.
Phoenix:WWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Qui: *eye twitches* Keep you're hands off my fledgling!

Kenja: "neonate," she corrected.

Qui: Whatever, I swear Joshua if you eve...*Azari wrapps her arms around him from behind in mid sentence* I'll be in my trailor....

Director: Come on.. :cry: *cries* you have to work...*sobs heavily*

Joshua:Work this! *he throws a knife between the director's legs just below the important area*

Rave: It won't work Josh...he's a unic.

Director: *punches Rave only to have his fist gripped in hers. Her nails dug into the skin drawing blood* Someone...please...help...me...argh!

Joshua:He is a what?

Phoenix:*slowly stands up nolonger drunk* Ow my head

Rave: I was just kidding...

Director: ARGh...SOMEONE HELP ME SHE BROKE MY WRIST!

Rave: Well that's what you get for attempting to punch me.

Director: AHHHHHHHH!

Phoenix:SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!!!

Joshua:Ok lets go Kenja

Rave continues up his arm, breaking it up to the elbow in several different places.

Director: Ah.... :cry:

Kenja follows Joshua...

Director: Ah...you really are the only one who's not going to get laid...

Rave: *Snaps his elbow in half* You are not in a position to be making such remarks...

Director: :shock: eep.. Help...

Phoenix:*walks over to the director holding a M9D and pistol whips him knocking him out* Much better

Rave drops him and cries as she walks to her trailor.


Mar: What's her problem?

Seni: I'm not sure...maybe it's the white shirts...

Mar: *snickers*

Director: *groans* Wait untill what you have to wear next seen Miss Ravelyn...*chuckles and rolls to a medical van*

Phoenix:*walks over to Rave* What's wrong?

Seigfried brushes in a huff past Rave, not caring he's in the wrong thread.

Rave: I'm the only person in this thread that won't get laid because Vaughn's computer is down and I can't email him the address of this thread... :cry:

Phoenix:No your not the only one. *grumbles* All the good looking Elites are eather taken or in my family.

Rave mutters something about male vampires, curses and goes into her trailor.

Alexeil walks over to Phoenix. "You're only allowed to be with an elite...that bites." *she says with a smile revealing her fangs*

Phoenix:No actualy I can make or break the rules. *he smiles his fangs poke out*

A nameless worker starts slapping up pictures of the imfamous Rave photo, only with MUCH shorter hair. He starts plastering them on Rave's trailer.

Rave's eye twitches as she burst out of the trailor and mauls the man, then sets him ablaze.

Mar: :shock: Remind me NOT to piss her off...

Seni: I will...Hey...she just killed Kenny.

Southpark producer walks in, "I'm suing the director I'm gonna make millions off of you!!!" *yells and stroms out*

Director: :cry: *cries*

Phoenix:*just smirks and then laughs*

Rave: This is not funny...*begins tearing down the photos*

Director: *in tears with laughter* Well...the white shirts are useless now, you have a lot of..talent we could use for this movie. How do you feel about partial nudity.

Rave: *glares evily at the diretcor*

Director: Right....

Mar: Now I really have to ask this question, after this photo, Why the hell do you have a problem getting laid!

Rave: I don't! Vaughn is just somewhere else...

Phoenix:*grumbles* Rave isn't the only one not getting laid.

Director: *chuckles at Phoenix and throws a towel to him* You're all dried up kid.

A doctor in a blue shirt and a guy in a gold shirt stand over the mauled worker. "He's dead, James."

Gene Roddenbury's ghost appears and backhands the director. "I'm having Paramount sue you for that!"

Another worker appears and starts to plaster up the same picture as the last guy, but in it, Rave has a milk moustache. The caption reads, of course, 'Got Milk?'

Yet another person appears and slaps the director. "I represent the American Dairy Farmers.... guess the rest."

Phoenix:Well being part vampire and all I do have blood lust. So Mr.Director eather you smarten up or I drink all your blood.

Rave: OH that's great...topless and a "got milk" slogan...just what I need...*tears down the posters and goes in a rage on the men, until they are all either maimed or dying a painful death due to a pissed off female vampire.

Mar: They should make a POS pill...

Seni: A what?

Mar: Pissed of Seraphim...*smiles*

Seni: Laughs... :shock: *sees Rave* eep...

Director: Wow...Rave's good for something other than killing people..no wait, that was killing people...damn it all to hell.

Phoenix:Screw this. Since I'm not gona get laid I'm gona get drunk! *starts walking towards the booze*

*Bravo! Encore! Encore! Marks for laughs.*

*thanks Valinon, feel free to join if you like*

COro stopped, and threw a rather thick copy of Hamlet at the director! "I WANT MY SCRIPT, AND NOT SOME STUPID SHAKESPEARE BOOK!" he roared.

Director: Tiburon you're fired from the movie...and no food for a week. Now go to your room! And Domino...never thwap me again.

Tiburon: *collectively starts crying*

*thanks Valinon, feel free to join if you like*

Oh, he gets invited, and I get ignored...

Stalks off.

Director: Too many people...ah...and Valinon has ties with the Shentavo family, so they ARE invited...and *book hits him in the head* Ow...

Rave: Coro, where'd you go off to...*she said still tearing down the posters*

Phoenix:*horibly drunk...again* This movie f**kin sucks *falls over*

And old man walks in dressed in black, accompanied by a young man dressed in a uniform modeled after the Sardaukar commanders. He watches the book fly across and hit the director.
The old man picks up the book, and sighs.
"Shakespear obviously can get no respect any more. God save the Bard from barbarians."

Phoenix:TANK TIME!!! *runs overto the MABT and jumps in and starts running over another bus load of children*

The little boy, just healed after Qui's errr....reaction, had already taken place on his seat in the bus when a tank smashed the bus.

>>'n I omly w'nded 'n audogr'm fr'm J'shua. 'ate th's m'vie!<<

::Hands coro a copy of "a Comedy of Errors":::

Katarina dances around taunting Rave. "Im getting paid more than you are, im getting paid more than you are..."

Phoenix:Screw this. Since I'm not gona get laid I'm gona get drunk! *starts walking towards the booze*
Zedd is meanwhile gaurding the still with lots of heavy weaponary. "Uh-uh."

A nameless worker starts slapping up pictures of the imfamous Rave photo, only with MUCH shorter hair. He starts plastering them on Rave's trailer.

Katarina picks one up, examining it. "Hmmm, it might even be good enough to make me go lesbian"

Rave: :shock: *backs away from Katrina*

Mar's eyes go wide, and he moves closer to Katrina, egging her on.

Coro was suddenly behind Rave. "You wanted to see me?" he asked, moments before throwing 'Hamlet' at the director's head.

((Phoenix went to the beer table on the set not th still))
Phoenix hearing Katrina say what she did Phoenix jumps out and starts egging her on as well

Bump

Phoenix:WWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I see funky colors
Joshua:Ok who tainted the booze again?

Director: I give up! Your'e All fired!

Rave & kin: *glare at director and form a circle around him, drawing closer with each step*

Director: :shock:

Suddenly in a magic cheap Hollywood explosion effect steps out two men. The younger one of the two (yeah, young....)looks at the much older fellow.
"Is this the right sound studio?"
"May I ask how I would know?" the other says in a very proper British accent.
"Well anyway," the younger one steps forward. "Hello, I am Steven Spielberg, and this is Alec Guiness we are here to save this motion picture in the name of the Fox Studios Empire, and so I can get obscenely wealthy.....again that is."

Joshua:I call his neck! *smirks evily*
Phoenix:*running around in his boxers totaly sloshed*

Rave: *turns to Steven* Didn't you turn me down for that movie offer Stevie boy...on the phone so I couldn't kill you? * turns toward Steve*

Phoenix:*jumps in the tank again and starts running over the extras*
Joshua:For crying out load. Some one get him out of that tank

Alexeil leaps up onto the tank. "Phoenix! Stop this...you're killing people?! Do you really need to get laid that badly"

Phoenix:*stops the tank* Ow my head. What the hell was I drinking? And where the hell is my armor?

Alexiel: O_O; Steven destroyed your amour...i think you should kill him..

Rave: Thanks Alexiel! :D

Phoenix:DEAD MAN WALKING!!! *jumps out of the tank and lands on Steven's back and ripps his head off* *evil laugh* Now where the hell are some cloths?