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Alexiel: How drunk might I ask?

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Director: Hopefully getting laid...*he said looking at her*

Coro laughed. "Very drunk. Drunk enough that you can;t remember you were even drinking."

Alexiel: Wait a minute! I was drinking?

Ryuu: *grabs his tie and pulls his face close to hers* "Sounds like we have the same plans..."

Ezalra: :shock: "What happened to the cold-hearted redheaded bitch??"

Ryuu: "She's on vacation." *She kisses the director full on the lips*

Director: :shock:

Rave: *cries* Now I really am the only one not getting laid...Vaughn...meep....*stalks back into trailor*

Coro reached over, taking the bottle from Alexeil's hands. "Yep."

"Wow...what did I do?" she said turning to Coro, not fully trusting herself.

Ryuu: "So what do you say?"

Ezalra: "Is Ryuu drunk?"

Ryuu: *turns her head* "It's a possibility I haven't ruled out yet."

Ezalra: :shock: :D "Wow.. Ryuu drunk?? Now that's a laugh."

Ryuu: :evil: "Don't tempt me to have you killed, Ezalra!"

Voice offstage: "Stop fighting you two!!"

Director: Can't we all just get along?...,. :idea: ....erm...Ezalra...why don't you two kiss and make up?

Coro looked around with shifty eyes, leaned in, and whispered in Alexeil's ear.

(ohhh....you little sneaky...meh...haraki lol... :lol: )

Alexiel: :shock: *wishes she could remember THAT*

Ezalra & Ryuu: :shock:

Ryuu: "EW!! I'll kiss you, but never her."

Ezalra: "I'm not into that kind of thing.." *shudders*

Voice offstage: "I am.. whoopps.. shouldn't have said that..."

Director: *sighs* Ah well...it was worth a try...

Ryuu: *grabs the director and heads off for an empty room*

<OOC I'm so upset now.. I'm clueless as to what to do next.. If you have an idea for an RP, but don't want to start one.. for ANY reason, or have a good RP going, PLEASE tm me and tell me.. I'd love to be in any/all of them!! I need them!!! p.s. thanks, rave for daja's help in kidnapping.. sorry things didn't go according to plan.. better luck next time... tm me if you have another idea.. or im me if i'm on.. /OOC>

Ezalra: *turns to Damien* "Want to?"

Seigfried pulls Ryuu away from the director.

"Woah, woah, woah. It is a rule in this thread that the director cannot get laid or have any pleasure. Come. Angel is totally sloshed, she won't notice."

Winks at her.

Director: HEY THIS IS MY THREAD!! NOT YOURSE *GRABS RYUU*

Death:I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!
Joshua:Not in this life time!

"Incorrect again. This is Rave's thread. Why don't you go frolick with some stunt doubles?"

He blows the director's hand off.

Phoenix:*finaly comes out of the closet with about 10 hot stunt dubles*
Death & Joshua: :shock: :shock:

"Holy crap..." He mumbles.

Seigfried takes Ryuu by the hand and begins to lead her away from the director.

Qui: I don't recall having a cousin...and never one as...uneducated and unrefined as yourself..*he said walking towards Bubba with a death glare*


"Ahh I see , I am sure you gots all kinds a family that ya'll don't be a knowin about. And insults is usally the first and last line of defense of the small mind...and ya'll was a callin me uneddekated and unrefined...Hell I wasint the one being all ugly and mean. By the way ya'll shouldn't base ya'll's view of folks based on how they be a talkin, sometimes that is the best disguise...I never knew this here side of the famly was so arrogant. Now calm down that there fire in your eyes and say howdy cuz."

Joshua:*runns past Bubba still holding Death's scythe*
Death:I'M GONA KILL YOU JOSHUA SHENTAVO!!!!
Joshua:SHIT!!!!!!

Coathangers Joshua as he runs by, pitching him to the floor.

"You're welcome, Death."

Joshua:*grabs the scythe again and is already on the move once more*
Death:YOUR NO LONGER A MAXWELL SO YOUR A DEAD VAMPIRE!!!!

I pull myself out of the garbage can. There were no vampires in there. Disapointing.

I pull out my patented vampire caller. "BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!"

The cardinal said he couldn't believe I came up with it.

"Did somebody say blood?" Bubba and Leroy start a lookin about to see where that call is a commin from.

Rave: *places a hand on the inquizitors shoulder, who apparently had no idea who she was. She pointed at Bubba* That's a vampire! One of the worst kind...he's out to kill my defenseless son! Will you not help?! *she was a damn good actress*

Qui: *muffled under breath* Defenceless eh?

Joshua:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Death:YOUR GONA DIE CLOWN!!!!!!!!!! *starts shooting fireballs at Joshua*

"My God this is stupid."

Ryuu: *gets led away by Seigfried* "Exactly how smashed is Angel?"

Director: EVERYONE OUt ON SET NOW!!!!!

"Drunk enough she won't notice something like this." He says, and kisses her. "Or beyond that."

"Oh really," A voice says from the shadows behind Seigfried

Ryuu: *hops away from Seigfried* "That can't be good. I'll talk to you later..."

His Supreme Highness, Dogbert I walks onto the set along with the Prime Minister, Catbert.

Dogbert: How very odd... I'm not sure if they are misguided or Induhviduals...

Catbert: Who cares... let's just make them servents in be done with it.

Dogbert: Sounds good. *hops into directors chair and flashes a card* Diplomatic Immunity.

Catbert: *hopes into Rave's chair* I love this job. They touch us and it violates international law.

http://world.std.com/~tkraemer/Dogbert.gif
His Supreme Highness, Dogbert I
Quote: "Bah!"

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Catbert
Evil HR Director and Prime Minister
Motto: "You can't spell 'Who Cares' without HR."

Ryuu: :tantrum: "WHO ARE YOU GUYS?!?!"


<OOC I just found that smiley.. OMG.. its bi-polar!!! /OOC>

Dogbert: *looks up* I am Supreme Ruler of the DNRC. The real question is, who are you?

Ryuu: "I am Ryuu Miaskino!! I am the head of a very important organization raking in millions every year. The real question is why do you think you're better than I?"

Dogbert and Catbert: Because we are?

Ryuu: "NEVER!!!" *she laughs psychotically*

Deserae runs in and drags her out: "Come on.. You have work to do, remember??"

Dogbert: That one was a little iffy in the head...

Catbert: Look around, we're the only normal ones here and we're superintelligent animals that are in charge of a nation.

Dogbert: Good point.

Coro walked up and poked Dogbert and Catbert.

He laughed. "International law? I don't care about international law."

Catbert: Funny, cause I don't care what you care about.

Dogbert: *whips induhvidual servent trying to get away* Get back here! And where the hell is my lemonade?!

Seigfried looks sullenly at the voice.

"Ah...shit."

Rave emerges out of her trailor in her rage. Her full six wings opening fully and her scythe in hand. "GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CHAIR," with in seconds the sycthe was inches away from Catburts neck. "I could kill you right now...and you know what? I can't be arrested for it. I will split you open as if you were butter...and this is the knife...*she looked at the scythe*


Seni: WHOA! P.O.S.

Rave: What?

Seni: Pissed off Seraphim. :lol:

Coro shrugged. "Go ahead and lop off its head. More blood for the rest of us."

Alexiel: Yea...I'm kind of hungry... *looks at Coro*

*dies of hunger starvation* (Rave sentenced me to no food for a week about 20 pages ago... :lol:)

Looks at Alexiel :shock:

((Rave, TG.))

Catbert: *yawn* I've seen better preformances.

Dogbert: Put more felling into it, make your audeince feel your rage.

"She did fine! I can feel the rage from over here!" Seigfried shouts over, edging away from the shadows.

Haraki's a postmaster-general, huh?

Must be all the RPs... semi :lol: , semi :shock:

Catbert: But I'm a foot away and I can't feel it. *looks Rave over and pulls out the topless 'Got Milk?' ad* My, my...

Dogbert: *pulls out another copy of that interesting tape of Rave and Vaughn* Amazing what you can find on the Home Shopping Network...

Catbert: Hey! You said they were out!

Dogbert: They were after I bought the entire warehouse...

Rave's eye twitches slightly.... "That's it..." *slices off both their heads and throws them out of the studio* Better...

Death:*sets the beer on fire* NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Notices that no harm has come to him, shrugs, and walks off, looking for Ryuu.

Dark*fallows Seigfried with his video cam cloaked*

Coro looked over at Alexeil. "Hungry, eh?"

He broke out laughing. Apparently for no reason.

Alexiel: What's so funny?

Rave's eye twitches slightly.... "That's it..." *slices off both their heads and throws them out of the studio* Better...Catbert and Dogbert walk in.

Catbert: Gotta love stunt doubles.

Dogbert: *hops up in Directors chair* That's not going to look good with their insurance agency...

Catbert: *decides not to risk Rave and settles for hopping up onto a crate beside it* Nope.

"Oh, nothing ... Nothing at all ..." COro said, breaking his laughing down to a chuckle, and wrapping his arms around Alexeil from behind.

RAVE!!! TG!!!

Is it really that hard to get your attention?

Alexiel: :shock: I don't know what's so funny....but whatever it is... :P I like it.

Rave calms down slightly, and then goes back into "pouting for Vaughn to get internet access again" mode.

Death:*sets the directors chair ablaze with black fire* Opps

(OOC: I got your TG....I'm pondering)

Coro chuckled and whispered in her ear, before kissing the back of her neck.

Dogbert: *camly gets off chair and smiles* The Director isn't gonna like that....

((Oh...lol.))

Seigfried ponders why Angel hasn't killed him yet.

Death:*starts setting random things on fire*

Duo: "pyromaniac..." -_-;

Rave joins in with death. She was, after all, of the fire elementality...go figure...

Alexiel: :P

Qui: She's almost as bad as Rave...wait till he finds that place on her neck....

Seni: What place?

Qui: all of the shentavoes have it....at least the female vampires do...same with Rave...and Azari :P

Seni: Why did I bother to ask?

Qui: i'm not sure...because your inferior to me and seek my prophetic knowledge?

Seni: O_O

Zedd walks around and plants exolsives on all the trailers and procedes to blow them up, again.

"Pyromaniacs are fun..."

Rave: ZEDD YOU TOUCH MY TRAILOR I"LL DISMEMBER YOU!

For no particular reason, Coro started setting Death on fire.

Joshua & Phoenix:*atach explosives to Zedd and blow him up* Playinfg with fire. It is always good

rave: *joins in with Coro*

Alexeil: *joins in as well...she had potential for a fire elementality as well*

Zedd points to Rave's untouched trailer. "I'm crazy, not suicidal."

What is a Shentavo, exactly?

Zedd doesn't notice the Explosions inside his armor.

RAVE: O_O :shock: Did he just ask what a Shentavo was?

Qui: *passes out in shock*

Yes, I did...

Joshua:*tags Qui with some spray paint*

Rave Shentavo....Qui Shentavo...Genesis SHENTAVO...KENJA SHENTAVO!


IT's a FAMILY OF RAVE"s ...a little clan and council...all tied together because of her....

Notices everyone playing with fire.

:idea:

Goes into his trailor and comes out with a massive flamethrower. He torches everything in sight, accidentaly singing Rave's hair.

:shock:

"Crap."

Joshua:*runns for his life*

Rave immediately turns around and rushes toward him...with a gun! with two guns...with EIGHT GUNS?!?

I'm assuming I'm not in your sight...

A large explosion is seen and felt...no less than a nuclear bomb. The set is destroyed and the metal is now liquid, on the verge of evaporating, it's so hot. Rave has her wings spread out, and her casting staff raised. Her eyes were a blood red...and she walks into her trailor, and stares at a picture of Vaughn.

Qui: :shock: *ow...

Kenja: Meeh..hellp...*under a pile of rubble...

Alexiel: EEP...*safe on Coro's lap without a scratch*

Coro chuckled. "Ah, teenage tantrums ... If I was her father, compared to me, she'd be a teenager," he laughed, snapping his fingers. The world rioghted itself, back to how it had been before.

"Wait a second, how do you hold 8 guns?"

Looks at Rave charging him.

"Eep." :shock: "I'll ask later."

Runs really, really fast, but the explosion knocks him over.

"What have I done...my flamethrower! It's totalled!"

Joshua:*runs over to Kenja and ripps the rubble off of her* Are you ok?
Phoenix:*begens walking into the shadows*

Zedd blinks and looks at his charred armor, the temperature hadn't exceeded the limits of the armor. "Holy crap! Now I gotta get it repainted!"

Domino just stands ther, untouched. "Fire manipulation is essential if you worked in Hades."

Goor just blinks as he comes out of the bathroom. "What I miss?"

"My flamethrower..... :cry: "

"All units, begin the attack!" An entire army of Mobile Suits, led by 6 Gundams, began to attack anything and everything that was shooting back... and what is a shentavo???

Kenja: I think so...*coughs slightly* I think I need a pysical. *smiles*

Rave: I heard that Coro...and you are exaggerating...I would be legal...and able to see an R rated movie...and drink...oh God please let me drink...

God: Thou will not drink Ravelyn.

Rave: WHY THE #*)%@% NOT?

God: Because I said so....

Rave: QUI GET OUT OF THE SOUND BOTH!

Qui: aww...

"All units, begin the attack!" An entire army of Mobile Suits, led by 6 Gundams, began to attack anything and everything that was shooting back... and what is a shentavo???

ARE YOU DEAF!?

"SHENTAVO" IS RAVE"S LAST NAME GOD DAMN IT! AND HER FAMilie's last name is guess what...SHENTAVO! There for the Shentavos...a shentavo...the infamous family that rules the country....

Qui: *backhands all the units...hard and laughs manaically.*

Zedd just stands there watching the mobile suits move around. "What in the hell?"

Rave: *breaks down and starts crying on the floor*

Mar: What's wrong?

Rave: I got mascara in my eye!

Mar: -_-;

Coro chuckled. "I come from Haraki. At eighteen in Haraki you can do all those things. At fifteen you can drink. At sixteen you can see 'R' rated movies. After all, the government figures, they'll do it anyway, why bother trying to stop them?"

Joshua:Lets just get away from Qui. I spray painted his back

Seigfried looks at his ruined flamethrower. "My...flamethrower...that was my favorite! I'll kill you!!!!"

He charges at Rave with an incredible speed.

Domino walks up to Qui and backhands him. She smiles and dissappears into a shadow that fades from view, faint laughter can be heard.

Zedd just stands there watching the mobile suits move around. "What in the hell?"

"We're... uh... practicing for a music video. Do you mind?"

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"Not anymore, you don't."

And, I can't exactly be deaf, Rave, since I'm reading these words. ^_~

Tiburon! Don't post huge pics!

-God

Zedd smiles. "I don't, but... they might..." He takes off running as swarms of missiles and other Ortillary zoom down at the mobile suits from orbit.

Sorry... *sigh* You know that I love my Gundams, though, right? I mean... :lol: (Don't worry, I'm not this Gundam obssessed in RL)

~Hirokiri Batosai, ambassador to heaven

Yes, I know you love your Gundams, but it annoys the people on small resolutions without good mouses when they have to scroll over and their mouseball bites.

-God

Sorry once again. Might I suggest an upgrade on systems and computer mice?

~Batosai

(OOC: Leaving for the night... see ya! ^_^)

Seigfried rushes at Rave and another explosion was heard, yet it was focused on him only. A huge ball of fire wrapped around him.

"You're really stupid..you know that?" *laughs*

Qui: *wakes up, and looks at spray painted leather jacket. :shock: :x JOSHUA I"M GONNA KILL YOU!

Joshua:*is already running away*

"No, just really angry." Seigfried states matter-of-factly.

He continues to rush at Rave, but now he's also got a big ball of fire around him. He runs into Qui and Dark setting them both on fire.

"I've wanted to do that for so long. Hey, this is better than my flamethrower!"

Dark:*is invisable and can't be sceen* Moron. Why did my sister have to get close to you? *shoots siegfired in the balls*

Catbert: *gets up and walks over to Rave* You seem to have the rage I need, but... do you have the evil streak that isneeded for an HR position?

Dogbert: *finds sound booth* Greetings mortals and... non-mortals, I guess. I am Dogbert, supreme ruler of Dogbert's New Ruling Class. *points at the mob of 5,000 angry rednecks* That is my army, they are armed with shotguns and beer.

Catbert: Uh-oh... I'm outta here. *runs into soundbooth and watches*

Dogbert: *clears throat and speaks to the rednecks* REDNECKS! I am Dogbert! These people before you are the killers of Earndhardt, the stuck that Gordon sticker on your car, they voted for Al Sharpton, they hate Jesus and they tried to ban all beer!

Rednecks: GET 'EM!!!!!!!!!!!! *all 5,000 start running and shooting*

Catbert: Think the Redneck'll win?

Dogbert: Not a chance. This is just a way to clear out the gene pool.

Catbert: You ARE evil.

Dogbert: It's a gift.

"I ran into you on accident, but now you're on fire, so I can see you! And I'm only the epitome of idiocy in this thread."

:D "Look at me, I'm a fire elemental!" :D

Prances about randomly.

Death:*sets the sound both on fire and then sets the rednecks on fire* God they can make there own mothers cry from the looks

Continues to prance around and runs into Death, setting his cloak ablaze.

Coro chuckled. "Mmmm, rednecks ... Blood is thicker than water, you know. Why not try to put out this?"

He raised a flame wall between the rednecks and the rest of the set.

Ryuu: *Runs in with Deserae trailing her* "YOU CANNOT MAKE ME TAKE THAT MEDICATION!!!"

Deserae: "Maybe I can't, but I know somebody who can... DAMIEN!!! Where's Kiro?"

Ryuu: :shock: "KIRO?! WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?? I AM NOT OBSESSED WITH THE YUKAI'S!! THAT'S EZALRA.." *runs because Ezalra ran out of a broom closet and is chasing her* "Aw hell..."

Ezalra: "I AM NOT OBSESSED WITH YUKAI'S!!!"

Deserae: "And you need your medication, Ryuu..." :twisted:

Ryuu: :shock: *runs behind Seigfried, accidentally setting herself on fire* "Eeep...!"

"Hey again, Ryuu." Seigfried says, grinning.

He takes the fire off of her before it causes any harm, assimilating it into his fire.

"Weeeeeeee!"

Sets everyone chasing Ryuu on fire.

Ryuu: *grins madly as Ezalra and Deserae try to bat out the flames* "Thanks, Seig...."

Ezalra & Deserae: :evil:

Ezalra: *drops to the ground and begins rolling*

Deserae: *ditto*

"Sure thing." He says, smirking.

The flame around him condenses into a small ball in his hand, and he close his fist around it, snuffing it out.

"That tickled. Thanks for showing me I'm a fire elemental, Rave."

He turns to Ryuu.

"Now, about that favor I was going to do for you..."

Ryuu: *blushes* "What about it?"

Ezalra: "DAMN YOU RYUU!!!!"

"Shall we continue where we left off?" He says, smirking.

Shoots a bolt of flame at Ezalra, and then another at Dark for good measure.

Ryuu: *nods*

Ezalra: "EEP!" *ducks*

Ryuu: *laughs*

Grins and starts to lead her away.

A male voice comes from offstage: "RYUU!! Is that you I hear?"

Ryuu: *stunned* "No.. its not me.. I mean Ryuu.. I mean.. "

Voice: "Why did you knock me out and tie me up?"

Ryuu: *turns to Seigfried* :oops: "Uh.. I hafta run.."

Voice: "RYUU!!"

Ezalra: * :lol: *

:shock: "...I'm confused."

Shrugs and starts to walk away, looking for something to do. Settles for setting Dark on fire again.

Ryuu: *screams*

Ezalra: *runs after her*

Deserae: *shrugs and follows*

~Offstage~

Voice: "Why? Ryuu, don't you love me?

Ryuu: "Look, I don't ever know you."

Voice: "But you have to! We had a relationship-"

Ryuu: "What, are you drunk?"

Seigfried goes to see what all the commotion is.

"Can I set him on fire, too?" He asks, appearing like a giddy schoolchild.

Ryuu: "Go for it..."

Ezalra, Deserae, and "Voice" : :shock:

Ryuu: :twisted: "Have fun, Seig..." *she walks away for a minute*

"Yay!"

<Insert very painful torture with fire here, accompanied by lots of screams>

He comes out looking embarrassed.

"Uh, I kinda went overboard..."

Motions to totally gutted room, and the charred figures of Ezalra and Deserae.

Ryuu: "You did what?" *a slight twitch in her lip as her face reddens*

Fried Ezalra & Deserae: "Oh shit...."

"Shit."

Steps away slowly.

Ryuu's hair flairs out creating a cape around her head. Her eyes turn bright red and flames seem to gather around her. She looks very hot to the touch. She starts floating in the air.

Rave is seemingly alright...but she is no longer present on the set. A tiny note is scribbled on her trailor on a yellow post-it

Went to Underaloz...for...erm...a vacation. Be back...after I'm done...with the vacation....may bring back soveniers.

Qui: :shock: Anyone else see the hidden meaning behind this?

Mar: No...

Qui: Are you blind?!

Mar: Ohhh... :idea:

Zedd looks at the note. "Hidden meaning? That meaning has it's own billboard!" He points and sure enough, outside it reads in neon lights: Rave Shentavo is off (CENSORED)ing with her lover boy. May bring back more than she took. *wink*wink*nudge*nudge* Beside it is another billboard. The topless 'Got Milk' one.

Goor: "Oooo boy.... that's too good to be a coincidence...."

Ryuu: *raises her arms covered in flames at Siegfried* "How dare you..." *Her voice sounds vicious*

INTERMISSION

The neon bursts...

Qui: eep...her power can't reach that far can it?!

*cut to outside with Alexiel with a baseball bat.*

"I'm a fire elemental, Ryuu. You can't hurt me with flames. Oh, intermission! Where's the snacks?"

Zedd grabs a missile launcher and blows both billboards up, but it fires accidently when he sets it down and Rave's trailer explodes. "Aw shit..."

Qui: *telepathically* Hey Rave...Zedd blew up your trailor...

Rave: *from somewhere in underaloz...we wonder where :roll: * Ahh...Qui cAAn't you Tell I'm aaaaaa little....busy???

Qui: :shock:

Domino: *happened to catch that* :shock:

Qui: *looks at Domino* did you just...hear what I heard? :!:

Ryuu: "Then You might like it...." *lowers a circle of flames around Seigfried*

Deserae: "I knew she should have taken her medication...."

Qui: *looks at Domino* did you just...hear what I heard? :!:Domino: Did you ever have a moment that no shower, no matter the length or temperature could ever wash away?

Qui: That was just the moment...*he said sitting down still in shock* Really don't want to here THAT from my MOTHER!

Zedd: Domino in the shower... Gaaaagh! *clutches head in pain*

Domino: *smiles* Watch it pervert.

Qui: *hears more obsence noises* AHHHH! STOP SCREWInG AROund! LITTERALLY!!!

Rave: :shock: you can still heaaaar me?.....*------*

"Actually, yes, It's quite enjoyable. Tingly." He says, grinning.

Domino: Not just Qui can hear you...

Rave: :shock: *disables all telepathic connection and continues....enjoying the...planet..yes.....that's what's she's doing...yes....yes...YES...*bip*


Herbal essenses producers: YOU"RE SO GETTING SUED FOR THAT!

Director: NO NO NO!!!!

Qui: They really do deserve that nickname....

Mar: What?

Qui: The rabbits...

MAr: what does that mea....ooo.. :idea:

Domino: *backhands Zedd*

Zedd: HEY! I didn't do anything!

Domino: Shut up! You were thinking about thinking about thinking about it!

Zedd: Huh?

Domino: *backhands him again*

Zedd: Stop that!

"Not the sharpest knife in the drawer are you, Mar?"

Mar: *smiles to reveal two piercing sharp fangs* I think I'm sharp enough...

Ryuu: "Siegfried..." *she looks angry still* "Are you going to apologize?"

Catbert: *looks at Qui and Domino* What in the hell are they talking about?

Dogbert: *holds up another tape*

Catbert: Oooooo.... You mean... right now....

Dogbert: Yup.

Catbert: Ewwww. Humans are so hedonistic...

"I would gladly apologize, if I knew what I did wrong."

Looks to Mar.

:shock:

"Point taken."

"Point taken."

Catbert: Ack! Bad pun!

Qui: *looks to dogbert and catbert* actually...neither are human...

OOC: *too lazy to switch*

Catbert: *rolls eyes* Humanoids then...

Qui: One is an anglic vampire, the other one is a hybrid vampire....their not humanoids either...

Ryuu: "You have to apologize for frying these two!" *points to Ezalra and Deseare*

Goor: I thought I smelled dinner...

Ryuu: "If you are hungry, you can eat that guy.." *she says pointing to the fried remains of the tied-up guy*

"I didn't fry them. Those are stunt doubles."

The real Ezalra and Deseare walk around the corner.

Joshua:Hey Qui look what the spray paint says.
It says:Qui is a crack headed sad excuse for a vampire
Death:*is busy adding more to Qui's back*

Qui: *glares at death, but mauls Joshua...again*

Death:I GOT OFF OK!!!!
Joshua:Ah shit I can't feel my legs

Ezalra & Deserae both have a minute of confusion

SD Deserae: "What do you mean I'm a stunt double??"

SD Ezalra: "But I don't even get paid for this job..."

Deserae: "Sorry.." *kicks SD Deserae*

Ryuu: :? "I'm slightly confused..." *she lowers back down to the ground, her hair falls, and her eyes stop glowing* "Siegfried... Can I talk to you for a minute?"

Zedd: *points the stunt doubles to the evergroing pile of dead and wounded stunt doubles* They didn't get paid either. And all the insurance companies already bailed out.

"Of course." He says, nodding.

Qui: GOOD!

Ryuu: "Good. Is there any place where we can have a private conversation??"

Ponders.

"Uhm...my trailor."

OOC: wow.. funny cyberutopia

IC:
Ryuu: "Sure...."

Director: *posts a post-it on the message board* All trailors need repairing due to massive explosions thanks to Zedd, a large amount of fire, thanks to Alexiel, and a friggin lot of explosions and fire thanks to Rave.

((Do I sense sarcasm?))

"Or, there's apparently an infinite number of unused rooms here."

Ryuu: "Lets just "talk" on the rubble of Rave's trailer? She won't mind it too much..."

Shrugs.

"Works for me."

Finally get what she means by "talk"

:idea:

((Really, was that sarcasm?))

OOC: *shurgs*

IC:
Ryuu: "Alright then..."

((Lol, whatever, then.))

Nods and follows Ryuu.

Dark:*Again cloaked and NOt on fire fallows siegfried oncec more with the video cam*

Figures Dark is following him, but doesn't do anything. Yet.

((Nooooo, thread...loosing...comedy! Auuuuuuuugh!))

Goor and Zedd starts Riverdancing for no reason.

OOC: Better?

"Ah! Riverdancers!"

Sets them on fire.

((Much. I'm happy as long as I can set things on fire.))

Goor runs around like an idiot and dive into a pool

Zedd doesn't notice and keeps dancing, not spilling his beer. "Finally! A dance you do while drinking!"

Ryuu: *grabs Siegfried and pulls him into a kiss*

Director: Ryuu....*looks hurt*

Qui: I got kicked out of the riverdance....

because I used my arms....

the instuctor said, "Don't use you're arms! There's no arms in the riverdance. Riverdance means...eh...no ARMS!

Then I ripped his arms off...and went home.

Ryuu: *pulls out of the kiss* "Sorry pal, the rules clearly state that you are not allowed any action. Besides.. Seigfried kisses better than you did..." :twisted: *Goes back to kissing Seigfried*

Angel:*is standing behind Seigfried cloaked being held back my Dark from killing him*

Director: *cries*

Rave: *slaps him*

Director: Ahh you're back...

Rave: Actually I just returned to say that I am NEVER COMING BACK...at least not with out...erm...heh heh...*akward moment*

Qui: VAUGHN?

Rave: No shit...

Director: :roll: :shock:

Rave: *disappears in a flash of fire*

Weighs the pros and cons of kissing Ryuu.

Decides pros are more than cons.

Continues kissing Ryuu.

"Oh, one second." He says, and pulls away.

Hands Dark several thousand dollars.

"Thanks again."

"Sorry about that :wink: ." He says to Ryuu, and continues to kiss her.

Dark:*takes the money but acidentaly lets Angel go*
Angel:*pulls out a knife and kicks Seigfried in the balls*

"Yay for cups! I mean...ow!"

Runs away.

"Ahhhhhhhhh!"

Angel:What a dumb ass. I'm still cloaked.
Dark:I already know that

"I can see you both!" He calls.

Angel:NOT FOR LONG YOU CHEATING MOTHER F***ER!!!! *pulls her rifle and starts firing grenades at him*
Dark: :shock:

Ryuu: *turns to Dark* "You made me lose my action for tonight!!"

Ezalra: "Shit man, you did it now..."

Dark:Trust me try holding a psy ehanced human with strength augs done

"Ah, the curse of being gorgeous." He says, pretending to comb his hair.

Narrowly dodges a grenade.

"Eep." :shock:

Looks at Ryuu.

"Double eep. Shit, Dark, you're in for it now!"

Ducks as a grenade explodes overhead.

Angel:*loads in incinerary grenades*
Dark:Well I'm single and I'm going to edge away form my sister *edges away form Angel*

Hides behind Dark.

Qui and Mar are in lounge chairs talking by the pool. How the hell did a pool apear? We don't know...

Qui: Yes...and I had a cow once.

Mar: really?

Qui: But Rave made me give it away just because...one time...

Mar: ...

qui: I tried to make it eat a hamburger..

Mar: With some milk?

Qui: of Course....

Mar: what else did you do?

Qui:...

mar: Shit...

Qui: OH COMMON YOU Love HELLISH VAMPIRIC BOVINE!!!

MAr: fun to shoot at...

Qui: those were the days...

Ryuu: "Dark, your single?" *A small smile plays across her lips*

Phoenix:Well it dosn't beat watching a angry woman try and kill her cheating boyfriend *points to Angel and the grenade launcher*

Dark:Ya now Angel is getting alittle to homicidal

Qui: PHOENIX! I LOVE YOUR CO!!!!! :lol: *yells...me thinks he's drunk*

Phoenix:Amen to that.
Dark: *tosses Seigfried away*

Qui: Can I have her for Christmas Phoenix?

Alexiel: Can I have Coro Phoenix?

Rave: Vaughn... *Slight infliction in her voice...*

All: :shock:

((Lmao, this is funny.))

:shock:

"My God, Ryuu."

Runs more.

"I need a weapon! Any weapon! Some kind of weapon!"

Angel:*runs out of ammo for the grenade launcher* DAMN IT!!!

Phoenix:Sorry Qui she is mine

Qui: *cries* What about Kelly?

Stops and smacks head.

"Oh, right, I'm a fire elemental."

Makes a big ball of fire around him and goes insane, taking special care to set Dark on fire...repeatedly.

Phoenix:She is taken as well. And you are not dating my sister

Qui: WHY THE HELL NOT!!

Dark:*totaly frezes Seigfried in place with a single psy blast*
Angel:*slaps a assult rifle clip in her rifle and opens fire* I GOT 500 MORE CLIPS FOR YA YOU CHEATING ASS!!!

Phoenix:Trust me she wouldn't like your type

"Not fair... :cry: I was just kidding Angel, jesus..."

Angel:I READ YOUR MINDS BITCH!!!!!!!
Dark:*lets Seigfried go so he can run away* So can we get away form those two?

Qui: What is my type? *he asks*

"Ahhhhhh!"

Runs more.

"Ryuu!!! Help meeeeee!"

Phoenix:Vampire. She tends to go for the living.

Qui: What about that hot CO *didn't seem to get it through his head*

((Are we ever going to continue with the Angel/Seigfried thing in real roleplaying?))

Lyn:I'm with Phoenix *steps over to Phoenix and wraps her arms around him*
Phoenix:*smirks slightly*

OOC:Not likely

Qui: Falls over... You suck Phoenix...

Zedd: Rave was here... and I'm still alive? COOL! :D

Goor: Idiot, now you reminded the player. *points to Rave's player* Now your a dead marine walking...

Zedd: Shit.

Rave is too busy erm...enjoyyyying...what Underaloz has to offeeeer....
:shock:

Phoenix:No my CO does. *winks*

((Hmm. Oh, well.))

"Ryuu!!! Help meeeeee!"

Qui: Not helping Phoenix....not helping at all...

Phoenix:I know. Lets go and get my other CO drunk. Lyn's sister.

Qui: LYN HAS A SISTER? *jaw drops*

Phoenix:Yup. A red head if I remember.
Lyn:*gigles abit at Qui*

Qui: :shock: AND you Never told me...

Phoenix:Well I was saving her for me as well

"You're a bad, bad boy, Phoenix."

Dodges another bullet from Angel.

:shock:

"Crap."

Angel:*switches to the explosive clips and opens fire*

Phoenix:So lets go get drunk

Care to share the wealth? *he asks with a slight smile...he got a LOT of "wealth" earlier on in the script.

OOC:I'm turning blue with laughter

Phoenix:Thats what I'm offering

Qui: Count me in... *he says with a wry smile*

((So am I :lol: ))

"Augh! It's not fair! I am the only person who's not getting any action now!"

Phoenix:I got the vodka in....there. *points towards a big ass APC*

Angel:*fires a explosive round at Seigfried's sack*

Director: Neither am I...

Seni: that's a suprise... :roll:

"You don't count. You're not even capable of getting some. Ryuu! Help, damnit!"

Director: Actually I am...

Seni: Who the hell are you kidding?

Super Ugly Redneck:Geet your perty ass over here Mister Director!

OOC:Just had to

Holds a hand up to Angel.

"Wait, let me laugh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Have a good time, director!"

Continues to run.