Everybody Was Haiku Fighting! - Page 3
Neo Fascist Utopia
31-12-2003, 05:30
You just don't know that
you have been made fun of in
two languages you can't speak
The life of this thread
Like a Parrot's stretches on,
Nice and annoying.
honor forever
Is it lost? I hope its not
Duty? Do never
Free Outer Eugenia
31-12-2003, 05:51
Limericks had a thread.
Twas ignored, and thus is dead.
500 Haikus. 8)Any fool can write
Haiku; It takes a special
fool to write lim'ricks
Massive Fun
31-12-2003, 05:51
You just don't know that
you have been made fun of in
two languages you can't speak
Very sad to say,
Haiku form broke in line three.
Five syllables, please.
Hello again, all
I think I'm back for some more
Haiku craziness!
Yay Kern is back for
more odd haiku
sayings and weird blatherings
I never blather!
What comes out of my mouth is
Always quality.
Altitudo
31-12-2003, 06:02
Rejoice, for Kern has
Returned to us! Now we must
Throw a huge party!
I very much doubt,
that all which comes from your mouth,
is worth spewing out.
Egads, I blush now.
The greeting overwhelms me-
I just love you guys!
These ugly haikus
aim high for beauty but fall
like withered petals
(bah. And my Haiku's used to be so good... :( )
I very much doubt,
that all which comes from your mouth,
is worth spewing out.
I don't spew either-
I utter pearls of wisdom.
Please take heed, young man!
How dare you butcher
The art of the haiku for
post count SHP?
How dare you say that
Have you noticed that you are
doing just the same?
Kern, I meant every
single haiku poster here
not just you, OK?
I meant no offense,
Just expressing doubt that all
you say is good stuff.
I meant no offense,
Just expressing doubt that all
you say is good stuff.
I am always right,
So if I say it is good
Then it truly is!
I meant no offense,
Just expressing doubt that all
you say is good stuff.
Um, that made no sense
Please try to rephrase it so
We can understand
How dare you butcher
The art of the haiku for
post count SHP?
How dare you say that
Have you noticed that you are
doing just the same?
Perhaps, I'm the same,
but I follow the game which
says 5-7-5
Suspended in time
A red river stops flowing
Only for a moment.
OR:
Oh little boy, why
must you walk on that path, for
Cats will feast on you.
Must I return here,
and take up my crown again,
as none other can
I meant no offense,
Just expressing doubt that all
you say is good stuff.
Um, that made no sense
Please try to rephrase it so
We can understand
I was saying that,
not everything one says
can be goodness.
How dare you butcher
The art of the haiku for
post count SHP?
How dare you say that
Have you noticed that you are
doing just the same?
Perhaps, I'm the same,
but I follow the game rules,
which say 5-7-5
5-7-5 is
4 syllables, so the last
Line is very wrong.
With darkness falling,
the sun dips below the ground,
and shadow is king
How dare you butcher
The art of the haiku for
post count SHP?
How dare you say that
Have you noticed that you are
doing just the same?
Perhaps, I'm the same,
but I follow the game rules,
which say 5-7-5
Well I'm sorry but
I didn't know Haiku Had
Those rules of writing
5-7-5 is
4 syllables, so the last
Line is very wrong.
Oh my, you are right,
I must go back and edit,
Thank you for that sir.
5-7-5 is
4 syllables, so the last
Line is very wrong.
Oh my, you are right,
I must go back and edit,
Thank you for that sir.
I am not a sir!
I am a girl with some proof
In the form of pics.
Haikus remind me
Of Gravy, with thier smoothness
and rich gracefulness.
Must I return here,
and take up my crown again,
as none other can
Your crown is not real
Your haikus are so puerile.
Resign, and accept.
Sorry, I assumed wrong,
Must I ask again why thread,
Has one page extra?
Sorry, I assumed wrong,
Must I ask again why thread,
Has one page extra?
Did you ever ask
The thread itself, for maybe
It just wants a page.
God decided once,
to give us humans free will.
Was That A Mistake!!! :D
God decided once,
to give us humans free will.
Was That A Mistake!!! :D
Pehaps I was wrong.
Perhaps we do deserve this
free will we have....NAH!!! :twisted:
OK so I quoted myself. And I'm on a :twisted: streak today. So what?
God decided once,
to give us humans free will.
Was That A Mistake!!! :D
I don't know, was it?
Not to mention I believe
In evolution.
We are God's gift to
God, who lives since we fear his
Death, and rightly so
We are God's gift to
God, who lives since we fear his
Death, and rightly so
You speak in riddles.
Clarify, please, I wish to
Understand that post.
Or not, do your will.
Ignore my post and leave me
Answerless and bored.
Katganistan
31-12-2003, 07:44
How I love Haiku!
Let me add another one.
This thread should go on!
Monteferro
31-12-2003, 07:49
Ah, this is the best
Thread I've seen in a long time.
I'll come back often.
Right you are, Katgan.
This is a marvelous thing-
Haiku is so cool.
Ah, this is the best
Thread I've seen in a long time.
I'll come back often.
Ferro rocks my socks
For this is, indeed, the best
Thread around, no doubt.
Rosarita
31-12-2003, 08:01
Haikus are so much fun
They are undoubtedly cool
And enjoyable
Spookistan and Jakalah
31-12-2003, 08:09
Haikus are simple;
All an author needs is to
Be able to count.
Oh, Frappuccino,
You are most delectable.
Coffee is my friend!
Katganistan
31-12-2003, 09:00
Writing without thought
Flaming; then: I am oppressed!
Welcome to our world.
;)
Free Outer Eugenia
31-12-2003, 09:02
The sound of one hand
the sound of one hand clapping
is dumb hippie crap
Massive Fun
31-12-2003, 09:08
I am not a sir!
I am a girl with some proof
In the form of pics.
Do you speak the truth?
Perhaps your flag should be you!
In picture only. :wink:
Spent quite a long time
Looking for previous post
Made by me - it's where?
Shee City
31-12-2003, 14:41
5-7-5 is
not the only requirement;
Ref'rence nature too!
I have a problem
My screen freezes and crashes
Do you know a fix?
The quickest repair,
Toss that thing, get a new one
quite expensive though
The quickest repair,
Toss that thing, get a new one
quite expensive though
You are so right, Pax
I am so sick of Windows
Really, I need Linux
I have done some work
Hopefully it won't come back
I'm on tenterhooks
Eynonistan
31-12-2003, 16:08
mandrake is easy
wipe your hard drive and install
don't look back again
You are so right, Pax
I am so sick of Windows
Really, I need Linux
I made a mistake!
Six syllables in a line
Now I'm embarrassed :oops:
mandrake is easy
wipe your hard drive and install
don't look back again
What is this Mandrake?
An operating system?
I've not heard of it
Eynonistan
31-12-2003, 16:43
Mandrake is linux
best distribution I think
click mandrake dot org
Monteferro
31-12-2003, 16:46
Another new year,
Now what does the future hold?
Only time will tell.
Massive Fun
01-01-2004, 06:47
First Haiku this year.
As the candle wick burns low
Comp. screen gives more light.
New Year bring great fun
Brings great opportunity
Danger and forturne
Massive Fun
01-01-2004, 06:51
First Haiku this year.
As the candle wick burns low
Comp. screen gives more light.
Hey, that Haiku sucked!
As does this Haiku also.
Limericks are worse.
The sacred Covenant
01-01-2004, 06:57
deer in the forest
is stalked by a hunter now
it is now too late
So very tired
Was up until all hours
Drunk myself stupid
Mandrake is linux
best distribution I think
click mandrake dot org
Oh, kind of Linux
I'll definitely try it
Thanks for help Eynon
Katganistan
01-01-2004, 19:03
pale grey glow outside
warming to golden light
New York at sunrise
Monteferro
01-01-2004, 19:25
I should be in bed
It's past 2 AM here, yet
I'm still on NS.
Massive Fun
02-01-2004, 06:05
Creativity.
She no longer inspires me.
I'm now unhappy.
Massive Fun
02-01-2004, 06:09
This post fills this page.
Next post makes page 29.
I know how to count!!
Massive Fun
02-01-2004, 06:11
Twentynine's first post.
It is no longer empty.
Be happy for it!!
Though not in the mood
To create some more haikus,
I think I am back.
Monteferro
02-01-2004, 07:35
What if all of us
Communicated only
Through use of Haiku?
Long pauses ensue
As people count on fingers
Not recommended
Haikus may be great
But no thread lasts forever.
Enjoy what is, now.
Yet do remember
Pet and Iki's Coffee Shop
On page sixty-five
Cuneo Island
02-01-2004, 16:44
Suck my haiku
Because I really hate you
Go blow yourself now
To simply love her
is to enjoy forever
a voice in the night.
JIM
Massive Fun
02-01-2004, 18:58
Suck my haiku
Because I really hate you
Go blow yourself now
Violence is bad.
It beget's not a haiku.
Please be much nicer.
Massive Fun
02-01-2004, 19:30
Lunatic Goofballs. . .
The one who started this thread,
Just where have you gone?
Goofball comes and goes.
Many people need my help.
Lots of mud to throw.
Suck my haiku
Because I really hate you
Go blow yourself now
This not hateful place
You leave, now and forever
May you have no peace
Draztonia
02-01-2004, 21:39
I don't know jack sh-t
about writing good haikus
but still I'm trying
Where have you all gone
It's been so long since I have
Spoken in Haiku
Massive Fun
05-01-2004, 03:53
Haiku, my haiku.
Short, sweet, like cotton candy.
Gone, ever so fast.
A sunny mountain
has bumpy roads to it's top.
Let this thread be bumped! 8)
Shee City
07-01-2004, 19:07
A small haiku
To Sei Shonagon's memory -
how about waka?
Massive Fun
09-01-2004, 18:32
Haiku, a haiku.
Haiku, haiku. My haiku.
Haiku OF haiku.
Haiku, a haiku.
Haiku, haiku. My haiku.
Haiku OF haiku.
That was just crappy
Let us see if I can be
any worse than that! :lol:
BackwoodsSquatches
09-01-2004, 19:52
Thread has long since died.
Let it go back whence it came.
The bowels of the server.
Shee City
11-01-2004, 22:56
Thread has long since died.
Let it go back whence it came.
The bowels of the server.
Don't speak heresy!
We must keep this thread strong as
winter turns to spring.
This thread brings together those
who otherwise would quarrel.
SC
(branching out into waka...)
Haiku has returned
Splendifirous day
My life is now whole
Rosarita
11-01-2004, 23:38
Hurrah for haikus!
It is glorious indeed
That they have returned
my name is george bush
dont misunderestimate
our president now
my name is george bush
dont misunderestimate
our president now
Maybe he's not bright
But 'is our children learning'?
God knows he did not
I cannot believe
That this thread has been revived.
Wondrous, to be sure.
A true miracle
That a thread like this can last
As long as it has.
Aidoneus
12-01-2004, 18:45
It's no miracle
this thread has lasted a while
it's because of YOU! :)
Me or us, my friend?
The effort of all involved
Keeps the thread alive.
Aidoneus
12-01-2004, 18:52
All of us, my friend
Kept this thread alive and well
Let's keep it going
Shee City
13-01-2004, 13:31
I cannot believe
That this thread has been revived.
Wondrous, to be sure.
Shee City awaits
Eclectic Bibliophiles,
a haiku master.
Monteferro
13-01-2004, 13:44
What's this that I see?
A bumped thread, a memory
Random poetry.
( Hey, it rhymes! :P :D )
Katganistan
13-01-2004, 14:21
Snow floating downward
Icing branches like small cakes
Bird huddle in groups
Aidoneus
14-01-2004, 19:26
Spring arrives, snow dies
birds fly high in the sky and
a Goddess returns
Like welcome springtime
My thread will always return
To thaw chilly hearts.
Katzkandu
14-01-2004, 20:02
Giggles with glee to
read so many funny rhymes.
The writers are gods.
Shee City
15-01-2004, 01:16
Winter bares its teeth
Hail against the window pane
I seek shelter here
Shee City
15-01-2004, 02:28
Kernlandia! Look!
We feared its death on page 8
Yet the thread still lives!
Shee City
15-01-2004, 16:07
All is silent here
A lone geisha stands beneath
the cherry blossoms
This is how students
Waste away idle minutes;
We speak in Haiku.
Shee City
15-01-2004, 17:22
Having no college
I am a student of life;
There are less exams :)
Demo-Bobylon
15-01-2004, 21:37
You have performed an
Illegal operation:
Computer shuts down.
Sorry for bad news
But you computer has crashed.
Control Alt Delete
Your file cannot print.
Replace the lost paper or
Ink levels are low.
Araknapush
15-01-2004, 21:52
I click the Next link
"The page cannot be displayed"
Damn stupid server
Shee City
16-01-2004, 02:10
Pointless is your ire;
Calm yourself, Araknapush,
the page will display
Henry Kissenger
16-01-2004, 02:49
i don't have the slightest clue.
As one would expect
Kissenger ignores the rules
Of decent people.
All is fiction, yet
at the heart of it I find
a sliver of self
rumbling leprechaun
deliveryman boasting small
sober cathedrals
orchard overeats
naughty caterpillars pop
orchid sags meekly
coldly quibbling sly
fuming, beginning, hugely
oafs beckon, singing
Aidoneus
16-01-2004, 04:35
Three days when I leave
I'm going back to Virginia
and back to college
Back to stress and work
Back to my nice and warm bed
Loads of work to do
Massive Fun
16-01-2004, 05:15
[quote="Aidoneus"]Three days when I leave
I'm going back to Virginia
and back to college
Virginia eh? Wow!
This happens to be my home.
Which college attending?
Aidoneus
16-01-2004, 05:32
Three days when I leave
I'm going back to Virginia
and back to college
Virginia eh? Wow!
This happens to be my home.
Which college attending?
small woman's college
of little significance
in Old Virginia
Located in a
small city at the foothills
of the tall Blue Ridge
small boring city
The home of Jerry Fallwell
you can guess from here
Massive Fun
16-01-2004, 09:03
small woman's college
of little significance
in Old Virginia
Located in a
small city at the foothills
of the tall Blue Ridge
small boring city
The home of Jerry Fallwell
you can guess from here
You will be near me.
Blue Ridge is my area.
Not too far at all!
On the other hand
I - Limey, not Yank - will be
over wide oceans.
Demo-Bobylon
16-01-2004, 19:48
Writing in haiku:
An interesting hobby
For many people.
Shee City
17-01-2004, 20:22
Writing in haiku:
An interesting hobby
For many people.
Interesting hobby?!
An understatement; it's art
which enriches life
You are an idiot
I cry to have to tell you
Sorrow takes me away
Tactical Grace
17-01-2004, 22:12
Here's one for Kernel
A most unusual girl
Soothing exam stress
:)
Katganistan
17-01-2004, 22:24
Procrastination
I have become a master
Here on NationStates
Tactical Grace
17-01-2004, 22:33
Procrastination
I have become a master
Here on NationStates
Engineering Maths
Its horrors lie on my desk
But I write haiku
(Aaargh! Better get back to it, actually . . . )
Engineering Maths
Its horrors lie on my desk
But I write haiku
(Aaargh! Better get back to it, actually . . . )
Engineering maths?
Differential equations?
Sounds like lots of fun! :wink:
The learned scholar
slave of academia
never gets a date :(
Shee City
18-01-2004, 18:19
You are an idiot
I cry to have to tell you
Sorrow takes me away
Idiot, am I?
At least I'm conversant with
the rules of haiku.
Spookistan and Jakalah
18-01-2004, 18:44
The learned scholar
slave of academia
never gets a date :(
You're in the wrong biz,
You should change disciplines, yo,
'Cause chicks dig chemists.
The learned scholar
slave of academia
never gets a date :(
You're in the wrong biz,
You should change disciplines, yo,
'Cause chicks dig chemists.
Computer Science
There are many hot "Geekettes"
Doesn't help me though :(
I got a new game
The Morrowind expansion
Has lots of gameplay :D
Ah, just what I need
To take my mind off sorow -
Morrowind goodness!
The Bloodmoon part is
very entertaining since
It has good gameplay :D
It seems to be that
You are not too descriptive -
All games have "gameplay"
What you must now do
Is to tell me why I should
wish to "play" the "game"
What is it about
This game that makes you want
To tell us of it?
What is the best part -
The characters maybe, or
Are the graphics great?
Or is it the plot,
Full of twists, turns and intrigue,
That makes it worthwhile?
Shee City
20-01-2004, 11:53
Here I am again:
As the sky weeps rain outside,
I sit at my desk
pondering on life,
trying to avoid working
by writing haiku.
Avoiding work with
"Prevarication Haiku" -
the noblest of arts
Monteferro
20-01-2004, 14:13
I'm off school this week
Yet it does not feel like it
Must be the workload.
Shee City
20-01-2004, 17:31
In a far forum
Talk of post-modernism
saps my will to live
I could really do
With some poontang at some stage
Preferably now
I hear that, my freind.
But sadly, I see none on
my near horizon...
Shee City
22-01-2004, 21:08
I battle the pig,
Silencing its mad grunting,
Teaching it to sing.
If its girls you want
You need to become James Bond.
He gets all the chicks.
If its girls you want
You need to become James Bond.
He gets all the chicks.
Wow, now there's a plan
Now all I need to do is
Enter MI6
Wow, now there's a plan
Now all I need to do is
Enter MI6
Bringing back old posts
To deserved first-page placement;
A worthy use of time.
Greenspoint
26-01-2004, 17:41
Have another beer
Tip the piano player
Don't spit on the floor
HotRodia
26-01-2004, 18:31
beautiful woman
walks quickly into the bar
exclaims loudly "ouch!"
Appalling jokes are
Usually my area.
Glad it's not just me!
Tactical Grace
27-01-2004, 16:06
Forum collapses
Users trapped, glued to one spot
Buy the goddamn book!
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
27-01-2004, 16:16
I hate the server
it hovers like an angel
of death, just waiting
Massive Fun
27-01-2004, 16:33
Stupid, frigging snow!
Ice is on top of it now.
I am stuck at home.
Snow-covered campus;
Students all have snowball fights.
Mature as ever :wink:
Massive Fun
07-02-2004, 19:01
The dreaded dead thread
Revived from the said death bed
Said "Don't poke my head!!!"
Shee City
09-02-2004, 10:47
I did buy the book
Yet suffer the forums
Slower than ever :(
I rise in darkness
Just to be able to post
Server dies early
Sdaeriji
09-02-2004, 10:48
Server is awful
They say it will get better
When we go British
(I think)
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
09-02-2004, 11:07
The flag waves and waves.
Patient, I wait. Screen is blank
And no page opens.
Nazi Egypt
11-02-2004, 23:58
I sit here and stare
hoping to one day have a
faster connection.
Nazi Egypt
11-02-2004, 23:58
I sit here and stare
hoping to one day have a
faster connection.
The art of haiku,
adeptly flowing always,
describes the server.
Rosarita
12-02-2004, 05:46
oh wond'rous thing that
is our lovely server, why
do you abuse us?
Kernlandia
12-02-2004, 05:59
O valiant thread
Thou hast returned, beloved
And I now rejoice.
(that was an apostrophe.)
Massive Fun
17-02-2004, 04:34
Blah, yadda, blah, blah.
Blah, mumble, mumble, yadda.
Haiku of mumble.
Massive Fun
06-03-2004, 22:01
Haiku, oh haiku,
Without you, what would we do?
Please post one that's new. . .
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Elvandair
06-03-2004, 22:36
It is time for Lunch
It will be great, I can't wait
On food I will munch
8)
HC Eredivisie
06-03-2004, 22:47
is this a haiku
i wouldn't know for sure
and i don't care
Elvandair
07-03-2004, 00:07
Why God?! What the Hell?!
My international flight
Is delayed again
lol
Elvandair
07-03-2004, 00:12
Cartoons are my life
Like Dave the Barbarian
And Family Guy
Don't you hate it when
A Poem just reads as if
It were just spoken?
High School is a pain;
Homework makes me want to kill
defenseless rodents
I'm having wayyy too much fun with this. Damn Japanese invented poetic technique.....
writing a poem
with seventeen syllables
is very diffi
HC Eredivisie
07-03-2004, 11:00
but if you make one
this is in english langu
let us try dutch now
zoals je ziet hier
dit gaat aardig goed nu
maar ik stop ermee
(like you see here
this is going very well
but now i quit it)
HC Eredivisie
08-03-2004, 14:57
bump
Ecopoeia
08-03-2004, 15:30
Subjugated, cowed
Work has me in submission
Hopeless, drained, beaten.
First blossom of spring,
Picked by indelicate hands,
Withers now to dust.
Monteferro
08-03-2004, 15:59
Back on the forum
After a day of being
Banned for no reason.