Everybody Was Haiku Fighting!
The Master stand still
He waits for the challengers
Who come for his throne.
this is a sonnet
It just lacks eleven lines, rhyme
and some ambition
Eridanus
27-12-2003, 23:31
I'm no poet, sorry. I can draw haiku art though!
Anarchism is
the greatest idea that
they've ever though up.
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
Chaos is a rose.
It must be pruned and cared for
To nurture our souls.
My haikus don't make
any sense at all, you see.
That isn't the point.
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
Eridanus
27-12-2003, 23:43
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! THESE HAIKU ARE HORRID! I can't make a poem to save my life but I know the 2 basic rules! The misteach this stuff in school.
1. 5-7-5
2. Must be about a scene of nature
I will bust a move
show my skills to you my friends
if you allow me
A shrill shriek is heard.
It weeps for the haiku soul
Yet sounds like moose farts.
Was that a moose fart
or a poets heart on fire
writing sacred light
Collaboration
27-12-2003, 23:50
Skaters on the lake
Icicles remind me of
My frostbitten toes
.......................
(There you go, Eridanus)
[quote="Letila"]Anarchism is
the greatest idea that
they've ever though up.
ararchist hiku is kind of like ... making sure your free verse is in iambic pentameter? ... I dunno, it's weirdly oxymoronic at any rate
I'm not a Jedi knight,
though I should really be one.
That would be quite cool.
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
Gidetisms
27-12-2003, 23:52
snowy footprints, and purple shadows
skeleton trees, stark and white, grey sky
A beautiful winter wonderland night
Shee City
27-12-2003, 23:59
See the waterfall
Norns gambol in the spring breeze
Beneath the city
SC
Porcelain duffer
How many balls do you have there?
You fucked up bastard.
Adios my friends
from ns I must depart
until later, Ciao!
Refuse on the street
A bum sleeps in a storm drain
frost formed on his lip
(... there, it's about nature :P ... sort of)
Polyester Football
28-12-2003, 00:10
So still, no response
That darned Nationstates server
A pain in the arse.
:lol:
Eridanus
28-12-2003, 00:12
Skaters on the lake
Icicles remind me of
My frostbitten toes
.......................
(There you go, Eridanus)
Better....I suppose. I love to read poetry, but I can't think of any of my own.
Collaboration
28-12-2003, 00:24
Homosexuals!
God does or does not exist!
General forum. :roll:
Ducttapeland
28-12-2003, 01:24
You join my forum
It is better than here
Shameless self-advert
In a distant lot
Goofball blood freezes slowly.
It's got company.
Look at my pics please!
Everyone wants to show off.
Oh, when will they learn?
Monaleticia
28-12-2003, 06:52
I am a person
Who likes different places
Would you go with me
Much too much fighting
Has all the love gone bye bye
Well, better than bored.
Fourth derivative
Derive it implicitly
Retest on Friday.
(this one is about the misery that is calc.)
Neo Fascist Utopia
28-12-2003, 06:54
take my cock now
in your mouth it goes
I bust a nut
American Militarists
28-12-2003, 06:55
take my cock now
in your mouth it goes
I bust a nut
MOD ALERT!
Alert the mods now
This thread has been hijacked bad
Explicitly gross
To my thread mods come
To remove the obscene twit.
Chickens, cashews? NOT!
Is amused by thread
*Runs and tackles LG* Good
Job. much sex to you!
Tallymarks gambol
'Neath the forest canopy
Tis dawn in Wystwynd
Tactical Grace
28-12-2003, 07:01
A chill wind descends
"Do not post obscene content"
It seems to whisper
EDIT: Kernel, TM
The house is crowded
With my brother's stupid friends
They drank all our coke.
Massive Fun
28-12-2003, 07:02
The Master stand still
He waits for the challengers
Who come for his throne.
I'll write a haiku
Don't you dare try to stop me
You mot***-f*****
Archaic Slang Words
28-12-2003, 07:03
A silent steel blade
Scratches on her gentle wrist
And she is no more.
---
The young son is drunk
The father is so drunk too
Got to love that beer!
---Post deleted by NationStates Moderators---
Tactical Grace
28-12-2003, 07:04
On Honku dot org
I was a frequent poet
A long year ago
Lunatic Goofballs
Chloroform is in his hands
Now you will learn fear
Based on a true story.
Archaic Slang Words
28-12-2003, 07:05
Ten little niggers
went to the market
They were sold for $5 each
Ten little racists
all went to the shooting range
and were shot by me.
Tactical Grace
28-12-2003, 07:05
Ten little niggers
went to the market
They were sold for $5 each
OK, you seem new, you may not know the rules, but carry on as you are now, and there will be problems.
Tactical Grace
Forum Moderator
Haikus are uncool.
But I'll post one anyway.
Hit me with a brick.
Tactical Grace you
Should check your telegrams for
I sent you one back.
---Post deleted by NationStates Moderators---
Haikus are uncool.
But I'll post one anyway.
Hit me with a brick.
Bricks soaring swiftly
Bearing down upon the one
Who walks in the night
Archaic Slang Words
28-12-2003, 07:08
stop flaming me, jew.
ok mr moderator, just tell the jew to stop flaming me
Little does he
the lone little racist know
Judaism's no race
---Post deleted by NationStates Moderators---
No feeding the trolls
Only encourages them
Go make love, not war.
A total bummer
Tactical seems to be a-
Way and I am sad.
The Master smiles.
For he has entertained his friends
Despite the rude kids.
Haikus are uncool.
But I'll post one anyway.
Hit me with a brick.
Bricks soaring swiftly
Bearing down upon the one
Who walks in the night
Ouchy, that does smart.
You hit me in the go-nads.
Lost my chance for kids.
Archaic Slang Words
28-12-2003, 07:10
No feeding the trolls
Only encourages them
Go make love, not war.
Wonderful phrasing
Racists are energy men
Don't feed and they die
Tactical Grace
28-12-2003, 07:10
Sigh. How about everyone stops the hate and goes back to writing reasonable haikus? Just a gentle hint right now. :|
Tactical Grace
Forum Moderator
Never mind I saw
He is back huzzah huzzah
I am sad no more
---Post deleted by NationStates Moderators---
Haikus are uncool.
But I'll post one anyway.
Hit me with a brick.
Bricks soaring swiftly
Bearing down upon the one
Who walks in the night
Ouchy, that does smart.
You hit me in the go-nads.
Lost my chance for kids.
Bricks fly straight and true
Perhaps the world is safer
Now that he can't breed
My mom wants chickens
I have no idea why
Chickens are fun, though.
Archaic Slang Words
28-12-2003, 07:13
Great ignore cannon
Flying high overhead today
Smite my newbie foe!!!
*MAY THE POWER OF IGNORE BE UPON YOU!*
-Takes a bow-
Massive Fun
28-12-2003, 07:13
fed me you have
yet i shall not lower
myself to your level
Not quite possible
considering your level
is lower than ours
Tactical Grace
28-12-2003, 07:14
Tactical is here
Smiling at Kernel yet stands
Tensed like a coiled spring
[Return TM, Kernel]
TG says write
Take hint to heart we will write
We will write of hints. :wink:
Archaic Slang Words
28-12-2003, 07:16
TG says write
Take hint to heart we will write
We will write of hints. :wink:
What kind of hints that
We the writers of the world
Shall write about now?
TM has been read
Good times, but do you happen
To have AIM?
(it would make this a leeetle more convenient)
Tactical Grace
28-12-2003, 07:19
A hint transparent
Calm, order, obedience
Or unpleasantries
Tactical Grace is patient
With the worthless words of fools
Bereft of meaning
Haikus are my life.
Not really, I am kidding.
Still, they are real fun.
edit:tg, i sent you a tm back.
Tactical Grace
28-12-2003, 07:22
I have MSN
And I have mIRC
But sadly no AIM
Tactical Grace is patient
With the worthless words of fools
Bereft of meaning
But when trolls make war
His might is great and his
Retribution swift
What is your name
On MSN? I have that one
Too. I like talking.
Moderation YAY!
A shame it's necessary.
Let's all have some fun.
Tactical Grace
28-12-2003, 07:26
A telegram sent
Electrons fly towards her
Holes, the other way
Massive Fun
28-12-2003, 07:29
A telegram sent
Electrons fly towards her
Holes, the other way
Oooh, electronics!
I like this kind of talking
Very much loads of fun!
One more rum and coke
Won't bring me over the top
Malibu tastes good.
Moderation YAY!
A shame it's necessary.
Let's all have some fun.
Is this standard fun
Or the fun Goofballs prefer
'Cause I like my nuts.
Archaic Slang Words
28-12-2003, 07:31
One more rum and coke
Won't bring me over the top
Malibu tastes good.
Exploding tacos
The height of Mexican food
Are better for you
Massive Fun
28-12-2003, 07:33
One more rum and coke
Won't bring me over the top
Malibu tastes good.
Malibu Barbie?
She really is not my type.
Shakira is though. . .
One more rum and coke
Won't bring me over the top
Malibu tastes good.
Exploding tacos
The height of Mexican food
Are better for you
Tacos are mighty
However one must wonder
What makes them explode
Moderation YAY!
A shame it's necessary.
Let's all have some fun.
Is this standard fun
Or the fun Goofballs prefer
'Cause I like my nuts.
One or two swift kicks
Will probably not break them.
Pain will fade in time.
:D
Archaic Slang Words
28-12-2003, 07:36
One more rum and coke
Won't bring me over the top
Malibu tastes good.
Exploding tacos
The height of Mexican food
Are better for you
Tacos are mighty
However one must wonder
What makes them explode
Hot sauce, the best of
Toppings ever introduced
To the world of man
I have returned now
Time to continue haiku
I could not resist.
Moderation YAY!
A shame it's necessary.
Let's all have some fun.
Is this standard fun
Or the fun Goofballs prefer
'Cause I like my nuts.
One or two swift kicks
Will probably not break them.
Pain will fade in time.
:D
Though that may be true
I'd rather not take risks with
My favorite things.
:wink:
Massive Fun
28-12-2003, 07:38
Hot sauce, the best of
Toppings ever introduced
To the world of man
Dave's Insanity
is the sauce that rules them all
One drop makes you scream!
Archaic Slang Words
28-12-2003, 07:39
Hot sauce, the best of
Toppings ever introduced
To the world of man
Dave's Insanity
is the sauce that rules them all
One drop makes you scream!
Where can I get this
Great sauce that you proudly talk
Of possessed by Dave?
Massive Fun
28-12-2003, 07:42
Hot sauce, the best of
Toppings ever introduced
To the world of man
Dave's Insanity
is the sauce that rules them all
One drop makes you scream!
Where can I get this
Great sauce that you proudly talk
Of possessed by Dave?
Insanity sauce
can be found at Davesgourmet
dot com Have fun there!!
Hot sauce, the best of
Toppings ever introduced
To the world of man
Dave's Insanity
is the sauce that rules them all
One drop makes you scream!
Pay not Dave homage
You profane the great name of
Vick's Flaming Pig Sauce
http://www.flamingpigsauce.com/images/grillinblack.jpg
Archaic Slang Words
28-12-2003, 07:47
Hot sauce, the best of
Toppings ever introduced
To the world of man
Dave's Insanity
is the sauce that rules them all
One drop makes you scream!
Pay not Dave homage
You profane the great name of
Vick's Flaming Pig Sauce
http://www.flamingpigsauce.com/images/grillinblack.jpg
What can this flaming
Sauce do to capitalist
pigs in America?
Massive Fun
28-12-2003, 07:48
Hot sauce, the best of
Toppings ever introduced
To the world of man
Dave's Insanity
is the sauce that rules them all
One drop makes you scream!
Pay not Dave homage
You profane the great name of
Vick's Flaming Pig Sauce
National Fiery
Food show has only ever
banned Dave's based on heat.
This thread oh my god
It reeks of Piece of sh*t thread
Stop it now F*ckers
My tongue cannot take
The hotness boasted by these
I am sad indeed.
Hot sauce, the best of
Toppings ever introduced
To the world of man
Dave's Insanity
is the sauce that rules them all
One drop makes you scream!
Pay not Dave homage
You profane the great name of
Vick's Flaming Pig Sauce
What can this flaming
Sauce do to capitalist
pigs in America?
Though not dangerous
This sauce could no doubt make their
Ribs taste delicious
Massive Fun
28-12-2003, 07:55
My tongue cannot take
The hotness boasted by these
I am sad indeed.
Please do not worry.
There are other heat levels.
Make your mouth happy!
This thread oh my god
It reeks of Piece of sh*t thread
Stop it now F*ckers
This troll thinks himself
More clever than all of us
What a massive noob
Archaic Slang Words
28-12-2003, 07:56
Hot sauce, the best of
Toppings ever introduced
To the world of man
Dave's Insanity
is the sauce that rules them all
One drop makes you scream!
Pay not Dave homage
You profane the great name of
Vick's Flaming Pig Sauce
What can this flaming
Sauce do to capitalist
pigs in America?
Though not dangerous
This sauce could no doubt make their
Ribs taste delicious
There will be many
Capitalist ribs on those
Pork flavored pigs. Yay!
My tongue cannot take
The hotness boasted by these
I am sad indeed.
Please do not worry.
There are other heat levels.
Make your mouth happy!
A minor hotness
Would please me greatly indeed.
Pray tell what is good.
Hot sauce motifs rock.
Haikus mocking haikus don't.
Child, go away.
Lunatic Goofballs,
That hurt me most grievously.
You will make me cry.
Massive Fun
28-12-2003, 08:03
My tongue cannot take
The hotness boasted by these
I am sad indeed.
Please do not worry.
There are other heat levels.
Make your mouth happy!
A minor hotness
Would please me greatly indeed.
Pray tell what is good.
Badlands Barbeque
This you might like. Tangy, sweet,
and slightly spicy.
Lunatic Goofballs,
That hurt me most grievously.
You will make me cry.
No insult was meant.
Comments were directed toward
the thread quoted below.
This thread oh my god
It reeks of Piece of sh*t thread
Stop it now F*ckers
My tongue cannot take
The hotness boasted by these
I am sad indeed.
Please do not worry.
There are other heat levels.
Make your mouth happy!
A minor hotness
Would please me greatly indeed.
Pray tell what is good.
Badlands Barbeque
This you might like. Tangy, sweet,
and slightly spicy.
Thanks a lot kind sir
You have been most obliging.
Now to try that sauce.
The server is dead
'Refresh!' I cry mournfully
Someone give Max cash
The server is dead
'Refresh!' I cry mournfully
Someone give Max cash
:lol:
Spookistan and Jakalah
28-12-2003, 08:30
minimal haiku
minimal haiku, haiku
minimal haiku
Massive Fun
28-12-2003, 08:30
Just another post
Boosts my level to twenty
Spokesperson no more!!
Massive Fun
28-12-2003, 08:34
minimal haiku
minimal haiku, haiku
minimal haiku
Nice one, Brewmeister!
Succinct and very funny.
Short, sweet, accurate.
Free Outer Eugenia
28-12-2003, 08:34
There once was a poet I knew
who only composed in Haiku
though he garnered much praise
for his wit and set phrase
he's been read less then he's been reviewed
Spookistan and Jakalah
28-12-2003, 08:35
Thank you, Massive Fun
Congrats on your promotion
[arbitrary line]
minimal haiku
minimal haiku, haiku
minimal haiku
Yo, a NS friend,
Writing a haiku like that,
Won't get you no where.
Hahah, I like yours :P
There once was a poet I knew
who only composed in Haiku
though he garnered much praise
for his wit and set phrase
he's been read less then he's been reviewed
Death and Damnation!
You have broken the pattern.
No limericks here!
Massive Fun
28-12-2003, 08:37
Thank you, Massive Fun
Congrats on your promotion
[arbitrary line]
Laughing M.A.O.
Spookistan and Jakalah,
I thank you greatly.
There once was a poet I knew
who only composed in Haiku
though he garnered much praise
for his wit and set phrase
he's been read less then he's been reviewed
Clever yet misplaced.
Limericks deserve their own thread.
I will start one soon.
Spookistan and Jakalah
28-12-2003, 08:39
minimal haiku
minimal haiku, haiku
minimal haiku
Yo, a NS friend,
Writing a haiku like that,
Won't get you no where.
Hahah, I like yours :P
Au contraire, LannaN
It garnered me two reviews
Both of them quite good.
Dig yours too.
Free Outer Eugenia
28-12-2003, 08:46
There once was a poet I knew
who only composed in Haiku
though he garnered much praise
for his wit and set phrase
he's been read less then he's been reviewed
Death and Damnation!
You have broken the pattern.
No limericks here!
Why such a draconian norm?
I held to a well-known closed form
and my verse was on topic
your outlook is myopic
let each write what he best can preform
:P
There once was a poet I knew
who only composed in Haiku
though he garnered much praise
for his wit and set phrase
he's been read less then he's been reviewed
Death and Damnation!
You have broken the pattern.
No limericks here!
Why such a draconian norm?
I held to a well-known closed form
and my verse was on topic
your outlook is myopic
let each write what he best can preform
:P
Invaders have come.
Bearing odd weapons of war.
Limericks mess me up.
:shock:
Spookistan and Jakalah
28-12-2003, 08:50
Your first limerick
Was quite formal. Bravo, sir.
Your second was not.
There once was a poet I knew
who only composed in Haiku
though he garnered much praise
for his wit and set phrase
he's been read less then he's been reviewed
Death and Damnation!
You have broken the pattern.
No limericks here!
Why such a draconian norm?
I held to a well-known closed form
and my verse was on topic
your outlook is myopic
let each write what he best can preform
:P
My request is this:
Though your talent is quite vast
Save this for haiku
Archaic Slang Words
28-12-2003, 08:51
There once was a poet I knew
who only composed in Haiku
though he garnered much praise
for his wit and set phrase
he's been read less then he's been reviewed
Death and Damnation!
You have broken the pattern.
No limericks here!
Why such a draconian norm?
I held to a well-known closed form
and my verse was on topic
your outlook is myopic
let each write what he best can preform
:P
Hickory dickory dock
A whor--- uhm... nevermind. :oops:
Free Outer Eugenia
28-12-2003, 08:52
Invaders have come.
Bearing odd weapons of war.
Limerick WMDs.
A Haiku I'll write
though I don't have to like it
and you surely won'tminimal haiku
minimal haiku, haiku
minimal haiku
Yo, a NS friend,
Writing a haiku like that,
Won't get you no where.
Hahah, I like yours :P
Au contraire, LannaN
It garnered me two reviews
Both of them quite good.
Dig yours too.
It seems that I have
made 'garner' fashionable
in poetry here
LG my great master
Though you are as a legend
I have PMed you
Free Outer Eugenia
28-12-2003, 09:00
Your first limerick
Was quite formal. Bravo, sir.
Your second was not.
of an old vintage
is the first; the second is
yet green on the vine
Spookistan and Jakalah
28-12-2003, 09:02
Garner's a great word
See I used it again in
Another haiku.
Free Outer Eugenia
28-12-2003, 09:04
Invaders have come.
Bearing odd weapons of war.
Limericks mess me up.
it could have been fixed
with a common contraction
like so my good friend:
Invaders have come.
Bearing odd weapons of war.
Lim'rick WMDs.
Spookistan and Jakalah
28-12-2003, 09:06
Invaders have come.
Bearing odd weapons of war.
Limericks mess me up.
it could have been fixed
with a common contraction
like so my good friend:
Invaders have come.
Bearing odd weapons of war.
Lim'rick WMDs.
No. What about the
Three syllables of that there
Letter Dou-ble-you?
Free Outer Eugenia
28-12-2003, 09:12
in this late hour
I can hardly tell my ass
from an asterisk :oops:
in this late hour
I can hardly tell my ass
from an asterisk :oops:
Allow me to help.
An asterisk smells better.
And needs no wiping.
Spookistan and Jakalah
28-12-2003, 09:14
And I can't tell my
Asterisks from Asterix.
Underoz can, though.
And I can't tell my
Asterisks from Asterix.
Underoz can, though.
Asterix is banned
since the viking episode
We have still no fears!
Lunatic Golfballs
Is indeed very troubled
-------> Professional help
Lunatic Golfballs
Is indeed very troubled
-------> Professional help
That is cheating, eh?
Can't use arrows in haikus!
Wrecks all poetry! :wink:
It is a version of
conceptual modern art
poetic licence
I stand corrected
Freedom of artist of course!
My appologies!
I had hoped for this.
Haikus make for good clean fun.
To keep us amused.
I like Haikus too
though mine are not very good
I will try my best :wink:
Your best is no good.
You should try harder next time.
Better to be drunk. :D
Lone contemplation
I breathe creative freedom
longing for companionship
Your best is no good.
You should try harder next time.
Better to be drunk. :D
I am mostly drunk
At least I am good at that!
and hangovers too. :wink:
Ducttapeland
28-12-2003, 19:01
I write this Haiku
To tell all of you that I
Think drinking sucks lots
Superpower07
28-12-2003, 22:12
The forests are great
But forests would be chopped down
If Bush got his way
(if you no hear about Bush's bill to expand logging in our natn'l forests)
ModAlert
28-12-2003, 22:50
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! THESE HAIKU ARE HORRID! I can't make a poem to save my life but I know the 2 basic rules! The misteach this stuff in school.
1. 5-7-5
2. Must be about a scene of nature
Yes, those are the traditional Haiku. However, it should be pointed out that to be completely authentic, they must also be in Japanese.
The Squirrel awaits
The woman who stole my heart
I found my wallet
Ducttapeland
28-12-2003, 23:05
Have a new wallet
They are better than old ones
I now offer mine
But it has no cash
Nor does it have credit cards
But it is leather
The Cowboys are beat
thankyou god for the wild card
playoffs here we come
Celestial Paranoia
28-12-2003, 23:41
The Cowboys are beat
thankyou god for the wild card
playoffs here we come
:oops:
*pecks Pablo on the cheek*
Shee City
29-12-2003, 01:57
With threshold in sight
You find me writing haiku
(post-whoring, sorry) :)
SC
(18 posts to go!)
Anarchism is
the greatest idea that
they've ever though up.
I have to agree
With Letila on this most
Worthy sentiment
Anarchism is
the greatest idea that
they've ever though up.
ararchist hiku is kind of like ... making sure your free verse is in iambic pentameter? ... I dunno, it's weirdly oxymoronic at any rate
Oh yeah right because
No organisation? No.
"Anarchy Is Order"
A scene of nature
Self-referential haiku
Five, seven, five words
Shee City
29-12-2003, 02:22
Anarchism is
the greatest idea that
they've ever though up.
Anarchism may
be the greatest idea, but
Who then cleans the drains?
(Sadly, the nature
reference was missing there;
no-one is perfect)
I answered the phone-
Cthulu replied, "Hello,"
Desirous of talk.
Anarchism is
the greatest idea that
they've ever though up.
Anarchism may
be the greatest idea, but
Who then cleans the drains?
Who cleans the drains in
An equal society?
Everybody does.
Speaking of the drains,
The shower one is now clogged.
What did Kyle do?
(kyle is my brother)
Tumbleweeds, dust blows.
This thread has been abandoned but
I am the faithful.
We are the faithful
Thread shall live in hearts of all
Perhaps, it not die
Hopefully it won't.
Maybe more will come to help
Us preserve the thread.
Katganistan
29-12-2003, 04:10
Frost on windowpane
Feathered fractals spreading out
Makes it hard to see
Hey Katganistan
5-7-5 about nature
That was excellent.
Katganistan
29-12-2003, 04:27
English teacher, I
Haiku is a form I teach
To my teenagers
Katganistan
29-12-2003, 04:31
Tickling my nose
runny eyes and stuffy chest
Allergies: not fun
;)
This thread will soon die.
But we will still remember
Japan-style poems.
I have just come back
Here is another haiku
So the thread may live.
Stars bright in the sky
Computer bright in the night
Such a choice for me
Cat, attacking me
Pain, and red blood spilling out
Perhaps, time to eat
Dog sleeping on couch
Has been joined by orange cat.
Such a cute picture!
Is that heaven then
The lion lays down with the sheep
Or is it doomsday
It is heaven then.
Our pets get along nicely.
It is a blessing!
Each bud that blossoms
Must wither in summer's heat
To be born again.
Tenebricosis
29-12-2003, 05:23
Hogsweat sank my boats
I'll stab him in his face with
A soldering iron
Tenebricosis
29-12-2003, 05:24
Aw shit, my foot slipped
I stepped in a pile of poo
I will wash my shoe.
Hogsweat sank my boats
I'll stab him in his face with
A soldering iron
The back of my hand
Wishes to meet you badly.
This thread is peaceful!
although your haiku was funny!
Tenebricosis
29-12-2003, 05:25
Here's a post for me
I have nothing else to do
So I write haikus
Haiku is an art.
Yea, I do proclaim it so.
Sh!t does not fit it.
Haiku all things is
From high angel to low bug
Perhaps even man
Talkos is profound,
A veritable master.
He is my hero.
Talkos is insane
A vestige or a shadow
A wanderer lost
Tenebricosis
29-12-2003, 05:42
I just read a book
Jennifer Government by
Max Bar, Austrian
Oops, that was not right
He is an Australian
Name is Max Barry
Austria, silly.
Joining Nazi Germany
Stupid, bad Hitler.
Quadruple Haiku
This is the most fun thing ever.
I like to eat pie.
This thread pleases me,
And causes me to ignore
My friends, though they call.
The calling of friends
The siren song of forum
Such terrible choice
I choose the forum.
Sometimes my friends annoy me.
The forum doesn't.
Silence from the crowd-
This thread is ignored again.
Where are the replies?
Patience, little one
The distractions of the night
Lures many away
Droplets on my head,
This storm will now only bring,
Utter harmony.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-10/422378/Reem_01.jpg
I see into my self
There is darkness
I have lost
Patience, little one
The distractions of the night
Lures many away
Shouldn't it be lure?
Tsk Tsk, Talkos, watch grammar
For it brings you peace.
Peace, there is no peace
Not when a lack of sleep looms
I need more caffine
If I can help it
No bump shall occur. This will
Stay on the first page!
This Hiaku
makes no sense
but helps my post
Caffine, hiaku.
Spelling errors run rampant.
You have slipped greatly!
(the you is a plural you, and i actually jest. just poking good-natured fun.)
Tactical Grace
29-12-2003, 06:29
This thread now added
To that most exalted list
My "For Archives" queue
Mr. Grace has graced
Us with his exalted stamp
Of his approval.
Galdania
29-12-2003, 06:35
Raise the Red Banner,
The Workers Unite Today,
But Where is Lenin?
Haikus fly through air
But will forever live now
The words immortal
I tire of waiting.
Patience is not my strong point.
Reply faster, please!
Galdania
29-12-2003, 06:37
My Love is at War,
He Will Not Return Again,
But I still Love Him.
King Binks
29-12-2003, 06:38
I cannot produce
a worthy piece of text
for this mighty thread
These serious posts
Put me in a dilemna.
I am not profound!
Galdania
29-12-2003, 06:39
Comment on my stuff,
Tell me what you think of it,
I want to sleep now,
What is a Haiku?
I do not have any clue.
Someone tell me now!
Galdania
29-12-2003, 06:41
These serious posts
Put me in a dilemna.
I am not profound!
Follow the Rabbit,
He will show you the truth,
Hidden Inside You.
Comment I will, and how.
Galdania, you are good.
How sad you need sleep!
Galdania
29-12-2003, 06:47
Comment I will, and how.
Galdania, you are good.
How sad you need sleep!
Thank you, Kernlandia,
I shall depart when I want,
For I am the best. :D
People, on your feet!
Save this thread from bumpage!
Rally to the cause!
Sometimes it is good
Just to allow noble death
To a timeworn thread
My cry goes unheard-
The masses disregard it.
I sigh now for this.
Galdania
29-12-2003, 06:59
For Revolution,
Join the People of the Land,
Lend a Helping Hand!
Sometimes it is good
Just to allow noble death
To a timeworn thread
Blasphemy, good sir!
You profane this thread with lies.
Sacrilege is bad!
Rally round the thread
Let us rally once again
It's alive I say
This thread is such crap,
people here write total shit,
and claim it is art.
Oh you know its true,
Tremalkier, like no other,
dominates you all
(Oh, and yes, oh yes,
they say I am quite a poet,
then I smack them all)
Galdania
29-12-2003, 07:02
Bread and Meat are Fine,
But the masses want more wine!
Beer is O.K. Too.
Now let this die here,
with nothing else to harm it,
a showcase for all.
This thread is such crap,
people here write total shit,
and claim it is art.
Oh you know its true,
Tremalkier, like no other,
dominates you all
(Oh, and yes, oh yes,
they say I am quite a poet,
then I smack them all)
You need so much work.
Your words are quite immature.
Give it up, you lose.
Galdania is good,
yet somehow I am better,
and nobody cares
Galdania
29-12-2003, 07:04
Rip it's head right off,
Take it to the butcher-man,
And have a light snack.
This thread is such crap,
people here write total shit,
and claim it is art.
Oh you know its true,
Tremalkier, like no other,
dominates you all
(Oh, and yes, oh yes,
they say I am quite a poet,
then I smack them all)
Your needs much work.
Your words quite immature.
Give it up, you lose.
You are one to talk,
with that grammar in your poems,
learn to write, then talk
Where is the loony?
Goofball gave life to this thread
But now he has gone
Galdania
29-12-2003, 07:05
Galdania is good,
yet somehow I am better,
and nobody cares
I battle with thee!
Much blood will spill on the ground,
But I have no fear.
Night covers all,
Darkness in splotches I see,
Glorious and true.
Galdania is good,
yet somehow I am better,
and nobody cares
Galdania is
Far superior to you.
Accept this truth, please.
Galdania
29-12-2003, 07:07
Where is the loony?
Goofball gave life to this thread
But now he has gone
That lad is away,
Caught in the Midst of Hell,
Sleeping with my Wife.
Galdania is good,
yet somehow I am better,
and nobody cares
I battle with thee!
Much blood will spill on the ground,
But I have no fear.
You are no great foe,
we shrug you off completely,
as you have no skill
Tremalkier, haiku
Is an art of peace- perhaps
It will calm your soul
Galdania
29-12-2003, 07:09
Galdania is good,
yet somehow I am better,
and nobody cares
Galdania is
Far superior to you.
Accept this truth, please.
I owe you credit,
Your skill approaches my own,
I should kiss you hand.
This thread is such crap,
people here write total shit,
and claim it is art.
Oh you know its true,
Tremalkier, like no other,
dominates you all
(Oh, and yes, oh yes,
they say I am quite a poet,
then I smack them all)
Your needs much work.
Your words quite immature.
Give it up, you lose.
You are one to talk,
with that grammar in your poems,
learn to write, then talk
I fixed my grammar
Before I read your insult.
Typos can happen.
Tremalkier, haiku
Is an art of peace- perhaps
It will calm your soul
Haiku is natures art,
and a mere poetic structure,
to bend as we wish
Galdania
29-12-2003, 07:11
Galdania is good,
yet somehow I am better,
and nobody cares
I battle with thee!
Much blood will spill on the ground,
But I have no fear.
You are no great foe,
we shrug you off completely,
as you have no skill
My honour is gone,
I must go to my bed now,
Sleeping with YOUR MOM!
Tremalkier, haiku
Is an art of peace- perhaps
It will calm your soul
Haiku is natures art,
and a mere poetic structure,
to bend as we wish
Natures now, good sir?
Perhaps you mean this: Nature's.
With apostrophe.
Galdania is good,
yet somehow I am better,
and nobody cares
Galdania is
Far superior to you.
Accept this truth, please.
I owe you credit,
Your skill approaches my own,
I should kiss you hand.
Credit for nothing,
is no great credit at all,
reward only the best
Tremalkier, haiku
Is an art of peace- perhaps
It will calm your soul
Haiku is natures art,
and a mere poetic structure,
to bend as we wish
Natures now, good sir?
Perhaps you mean this: Nature's.
With apostrophe.
As was said earlier,
typos can always happen,
with little pressure
Galdania is good,
yet somehow I am better,
and nobody cares
I battle with thee!
Much blood will spill on the ground,
But I have no fear.
You are no great foe,
we shrug you off completely,
as you have no skill
My honour is gone,
I must go to my bed now,
Sleeping with YOUR MOM!
I must say oh snap!
That was a complete zinger!
Point, Galdania!
Galdania is good,
yet somehow I am better,
and nobody cares
I battle with thee!
Much blood will spill on the ground,
But I have no fear.
You are no great foe,
we shrug you off completely,
as you have no skill
My honour is gone,
I must go to my bed now,
Sleeping with YOUR MOM!
You never had it,
honour is beyond your small reach,
your sister agrees
Galdania is good,
yet somehow I am better,
and nobody cares
Galdania is
Far superior to you.
Accept this truth, please.
I owe you credit,
Your skill approaches my own,
I should kiss you hand.
Credit for nothing,
is no great credit at all,
reward only the best
You will get nothing.
Credit for the best it is,
And you're not the best.
This thread is such crap,
people here write total shit,
and claim it is art.
Oh you know its true,
Tremalkier, like no other,
dominates you all
(Oh, and yes, oh yes,
they say I am quite a poet,
then I smack them all)
Your needs much work.
Your words quite immature.
Give it up, you lose.
You are one to talk,
with that grammar in your poems,
learn to write, then talk
I fixed my grammar
Before I read your insult.
Typos can happen.
Perhaps you don't know,
but haiku is split three ways,
and has one sentence
Galdania is good,
yet somehow I am better,
and nobody cares
I battle with thee!
Much blood will spill on the ground,
But I have no fear.
You are no great foe,
we shrug you off completely,
as you have no skill
My honour is gone,
I must go to my bed now,
Sleeping with YOUR MOM!
You never had it,
honour is beyond your small reach,
your sister agrees
Your second line has
One too many syllables.
You clearly lose this!
Galdania is good,
yet somehow I am better,
and nobody cares
Galdania is
Far superior to you.
Accept this truth, please.
I owe you credit,
Your skill approaches my own,
I should kiss you hand.
Credit for nothing,
is no great credit at all,
reward only the best
You will get nothing.
Credit for the best it is,
And you're not the best.
You cannot talk at all,
you bootlicking pile of dung,
your master has left
Galdania is good,
yet somehow I am better,
and nobody cares
I battle with thee!
Much blood will spill on the ground,
But I have no fear.
You are no great foe,
we shrug you off completely,
as you have no skill
My honour is gone,
I must go to my bed now,
Sleeping with YOUR MOM!
You never had it,
honour is beyond your small reach,
your sister agrees
Your second line has
One too many syllables.
You clearly lose this!
You_nev_er__had_it
Honour_is_bey_ond_your_small_reach
Your_sis_ter_a_grees
(though I will admit that honour may be pronounced as two syllables, if you had a different accent than myself, so maybe I misjudged, and I will accept a partial penalty for that one)
Victory is mine,
For your syllable structure
Was once very off.
Good fighting fellas,
t'was all in good fun I trust,
another time perhaps?
That would please me lots.
For haiku is a grand thing,
As you seem to know.
Earth-mother hear my plea
Return this thread to the peace
That it once enjoyed
EDIT
It seems that our foe
Was just another poet
Fighting the good fight
Keeper of the Hall
29-12-2003, 07:24
United Racist Empire
Cannot write true Hiku
So mods say that end of you
Tremalkier gone,
and the hustle goes with it,
so peace may return
United Racist Empire
Cannot write true Hiku
So mods say that end of you
Keeper of the Hall:
It is haiku, and not hiku.
But I do agree.
United Racist Empire
Cannot write true Hiku
So mods say that end of you
I feel I should note
That you have erred from structure
Man in a glass house...
United Racist Empire
Cannot write true Hiku
So mods say that end of you
Returning once more,
for a final note to all,
kick Keeper's ass good!
winter is now here
so cold bleak and empty now
life comes to an end
General Forum
Seems to me a noisy place.
Norm'lly I stay out.
But all this haiku
Makes me quickly split my sides
Laughing much too hard!
EDIT
Please do not neglect
To see the apostrophe
In that first haiku.
United Racist Empire
Cannot write true Hiku
So mods say that end of you
Returning once more,
for a final note to all,
kick Keeper's ass good!
I feel it easy
To meet your simple request
If his numbers err.
United Racist Empire
Cannot write true Hiku
So mods say that end of you
Returning once more,
for a final note to all,
kick Keeper's ass good!
I feel it easy
To meet your simple request
If his numbers err.
It seems that they do
On my fingers I counted
7-6-7 I say