NationStates Jolt Archive

OOC: there not UBER awesome but they can destroy aircrafts very easy and you seem to have a HIGH opinion of your almost invincible zeppelins that survived dozens of rocket shots and tank rounds. remember the Convention center ambush?

As the troops clash with the enemy line they try and block there escape by flanking them with APCs ,Flamethrower tanks and hundreds of troops.

Stevens sat on his bed, and immediately began secretly planning his escape...

The Cuborg troops, using their tanks as cover, pushed towards the center of the town, firing on anything moving.

OOC: there not UBER awesome but they can destroy aircrafts very easy and you seem to have a HIGH opinion of your almost invincible zeppelins that survived dozens of rocket shots and tank rounds. remember the Convention center ambush?

As the troops clash with the enemy line they try and block there escape by flanking them with APCs ,Flamethrower tanks and hundreds of troops.
Only to be met by Anti-tank weaponry and a deadly stream of lead, coming through the very alleyways they had trapped them in, concentrating both the Moralite fire and moralite casualties...

the anti tank weapons only trapped the CM civilians so many incendiary impact grenades were thrown into the ally way as machine gunner emptied there AP rounds into the rebels. The Main Macgruber force continued to push forward.

a guard arrives on north block and gives Stevens and the crazy guy Kusty Brand Imitation Gruel they also received a plastic knife and fork. Stevens has metal work after his meal.

The Cuborg troops noticed gunshots and explosions up ahead. They see the proud MacGruber solider as they skirmish with the CM civilians. They press their backs against the MacGruber ranks and fend off the angry, grenade-tossing civilians persusing them.

Stevens wolfed down his Imitation Gruel, and turns to the crazy guy. "What's your name?" as he pockets his cutlery.

((OOC: To clear things up for you, an MBDA Meteor is a German-made radar-guided missile that can target objects at over 60 kilometers away and flies at speeds beyond Mach 4. It can definately fuck up a Zeppelin.

By the way, Zeppelins are essentially giant sitting ducks in the air, as their speed and size makes them bait for fighters and ground-based systems ranging from infantrymen to tanks and SAMs. A Metal Storm system or GBL Laser (Hell, prolly even ABL lasers) would have a field day with such a vehicle. There's a reason why Zeppelins aren't used in combat today.

Steampunk tactics/strategies are not effective in realistic combat.))

OOC: thank you ish


As the Macgruber troops meet with the Cuborg are tanks from cover as most of the force begins killing the the rebels as a other large force moves into building to secure the area.


'' my name........ my name is is my name is Kenny. can you get get get my ..me.... outta ..... here'' he quietly said as he begins licking the floor.

"Kenny, I have a plan. I can get you out of here. What are you in here for, anyway?"

"i...i did...'' the guard leaves the area of the cell. '' Ok listen buddy I'm not retarded and i have a escape plan.'' Kenny removes a large plastic lever from his pocket and removes a floor panel and begins to crawl away down a tunnel.

OOC: Sorry for the long delay..... The next person to say they want in, is in, to fill CM's place..... UNLESS CM is to request not being replaced... But I think he's gone for good:)

Stevens had no choice but to follow his fellow captive. He put his hands in his pockets, shrugged, and followed Kenny...

i declare victory over converstive morality

Yay! We win! Jolly good show, MacGruber!

"Herd all the surviving CM military and civilians into our... Focus camps," shouted Colonel Douglas at General Ho, who franticly relayed the orders onto the military Internets. "Have the Conservative Morality leaders brought to the MacGruber governments. In the diplomatic bag. Bring them the head [OOC: of the government, not the actual heads] alive."

Every single occupying Cuborg solider removed the 'War was won' package from their equipment, consisting of a party hat, a collapsible cup, and a small 500 mg baggies of bootlegged champagne. The MacGruber and Cuborg troops together celebrated their victory, as the CM civilians, now with out a military, were 'gently' herded off to 'Focus camps' to 'not die'.

OOC: This thread is now closed. If you care to see how the CM head will be brutalized by MacGruber, and any future assaults on the Cuborg/MacGruber alliance (OPEN TO ONE OTHER NATION), be sure to check out 'The Cuborg/MacGruber Alliance', coming in less than three days!

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