NationStates Jolt Archive

OOC: MacGruber's supreme ruler and I are real-life comrades!

It's 2:30AM, September 31. Three B-2 Spirits break through the thick night clouds. The three pilots lowered their altitude, avoiding any possible detection by radar. The deadly payloads, AGM-65 Maverick missiles, sat in their bays, awaiting deployment. The bombers fly over the MacGruber dictatorship's capital, New Bananastan, their target.

Foreign Affairs Minister Jackie Brown Dickson swiped his keycard. The MacGruber Foreign Relations Office's door slide open. Dickson walked through the door, and walked towards his BMW SRX. Damn these late hours he thought to himself. Suddenly, the roar of aircraft broke the silence of the night. The planes passed, and the roar faded.

Mission objective completed the three bomber pilots thought. Their planes were now three missiles lighter...

Dickson retrieved his car keys from his man-purse...

The AGM-65s closed in on their targets...

Dickson fumbled with the key fob...

The Mavericks simultaneously hit their marks.

One of them leveled the Foreign Affairs building. The building exploded, shattering into thousands upon thousands of pieces. The second one hit right after the first missile, sending the remains of the building as shrapnel, peppering the previously-untouched surrounding area with chunks of metal and concrete. The third Mav struck Dickson's car. Dickson was found a quarter of a mile away, with the BMW hood ornament jammed in his skull.

Within minutes, the nation of Cuborg claims responsibly for the attack. War has been declared on MacGruber.

OOC: FYI, when you attack, you're not suppose to claim their damage. Granted, you two being RL friends you probably had planned this, but for the future, when you attack, a few things to note:

1. You don't simply "appear" at their country
2. They ultimately determine if you're detected or not
3. If you do manage to make it to where you want and attack, you can't say you hit your mark and destroy whatever. It's the defenders call - ALWAYS - as to if you hit and what happened.
4. If they do spot you and attack you, launching missiles or w/e, you get to determine if your planes are hit.

Doing what you did is normally considered godmoding - aka cheating. So just FYI for the future. ;) Welcome to NS, and if you have any questions, please ask!

With over 5000 confirmed casualties and hundreds of more still missing in the rubble, The proud nation of Macgruber has began to ready troops for an invasion of Cuborg. air defense has been put on full alert and so have the fleets stationed all over the water ways in The Great Land Of Macgruber. Hundreds of soldier were also moved to the border in case of an invasion. A Top secret mission involving a small group of special forces were transported multiple confidential methods to the surrounding area of Cuborg.

OOC: How many men do you have in your arm forces? because if you're new, I doubt you have the fire-power to do this let alone have mutliply's of fleets.

1. You don't simply "appear" at their country
2. They ultimately determine if you're detected or not
3. If you do manage to make it to where you want and attack, you can't say you hit your mark and destroy whatever. It's the defenders call - ALWAYS - as to if you hit and what happened.
4. If they do spot you and attack you, launching missiles or w/e, you get to determine if your planes are hit.

OCC: Well, me and 'MacGruber' sorta arranged it. It was more of a 'cinematic' (like in video games!) than an actual 'move'. So it didn't really have any other purpose than to start off our 'war' with a few predetermined explosions. I'll keep your rules in mind, though. Thanks.

Cuborg's leaders and generals anticipated MacGruber's decision to reinforce their borders. General Brewster, immediately after the declaration of war, began to train front line infantry (cannon fodder:mp5:). Several other generals demanded the introduction of a nuclear weapons program, but Cuborg's economy was too weak to spend the required money on nukes. To clear the path for upcoming invasions, Brewster commandeered a stockpile of abandoned (but still live) German V-2 missiles. Although obsolete, they were the cheapest option available at the time for the Cuborg military.

5:30 AM, 3 hours after the initial attacks on MacGruber, five V-2 ballistic missiles are launched at MacGruber's border...

OOC: Take this, MacGruber:upyours:!

OOC: How many men do you have in your arm forces? because if you're new, I doubt you have the fire-power to do this let alone have mutliply's of fleets.

OOC: My army made up of mostly drafted soldiers is about 25,000 soldiers are 'Fleets' if you will are nothing more then 4 battle ship , 3 submarines , 1 aircraft carrier and dozens of river scout boats but when it comes to the air force we have some Fighters and bombers but currently many more Fighters/Bombers are being constructed because of this conflict. Are anti-air defense is not the best but it still can detected most missiles and aircraft before there in firing range of our anti aircraft weapons.




The V-2 rockets didn't cause as much damage as predicted because one rocket's burners was to badly damage to reach the border and three more were shot down by the anti-air defense systems but one did hit a crowded barracks in a Macgruber army base by the border killing 40 no injured.

OOC: That was aimed at Cuborg.

SUMMARY
:headbang:The attack on MacGruber's borders (MacGrubian borders?) failed epically. Cuborg's stock of V-2 missiles have been sold to assorted buyers through the world. The funds raised from the sales were put towards a super-top secret chemical weapons program, as per the request of Brewster's replacement, General Johanson (General Brewster had a tragic 'accident' on his way to work;)). Johanson also had 2 crates of AK-47 assault rifles purchased from friendly-tied rogue nations, (at $700 USD each, 25 rifles, $17500 USD), leaving a minor dent in Cuborg's military budget. General Johanson wants to invade MacGruber as soon as possible, and finish this war. Cuborg's military tech division is initiating Internet-based propaganda campaigns.

COMMAND
General Brewster was hit by a drunk driver, sometime in the late hours of the night of the ill-fated V2 strike. Police have no leads. General Johanson has taken Brewster's place, and canceled his missile program (replacing them with a chem-lab project).

WEAPONS
Johanson had 2 crates of AK-47 assault rifles purchased from what are believed to be rogue ex-Unibot militants, at $17500 USD ($700 USD each, 25 rifles). These rifles were then used to stock Cuborg's diminished arms stockpile. A chemical weapons program is underway, its research being based in Eeksnerf (hintity hint hint). The program is a long way off from completion.

PROPAGANDA
The Cyber Warfare Division (CWD) is using the video-sharing website youtube.com to spread propaganda slandering Macgruber's government, and praising Cuborg's decision to bomb MacGruber. As the program needs little to no funding, the project shows no sign of stopping soon.

My next move: waiting. Waiting for MacGruber troops to foolishly initiate an invasion.

10,000 men (and women). And my propaganda is recruiting more everyday.

OCC: I'm gonna go to bed now. I doubt MacGruber will be on again tonight. Nighty night.

Today Macgruber order the started production of naval transports and battle ships with long range missile launching capabilities. he also decide to start a Nuclear program based out of the naval port of Dejesusta in the interior of the great nation. This great city has several large water ways leading to the ocean. The Macgruber Government also claims to have a captured over a dozen 'sleep agent' and conspirators. All the of them were torture and put to death regardless of if they confessed or not. macgruber has began to blocked all youtube video and over PROPAGANDA from being viewed by his citizens. Macgruber also sent several thousands back door Trojan horse viruses disguised as messages from a relatives later he decided to block all ip in cuborg. Macgruber have been moved to a safe location hidden with in the country.

MacGruber's cyber-attack crippled over 55% of civilian computers, destroying the propaganda campaign. The Eeksnerf-based chemical weapons plant reached a breakthrough: the successful weaponization of the Ebola virus. 6 prototype aerosol canisters are currently being transported from Eeksnerf to the Cuborg capital, Form. The canisters are transported by a military transport train, on an approximated 3 hour journey. Guards have been authorized to use deadly force on any civilian attempting to get near the train.

Meanwhile, General Johanson order for a diversionary missile launch: one Soviet SCUD-D missile has been purchased from (you guessed it) a rogue nation. The missile has been launched. The target: MacGruber's prestigious Willsworth Prep School.

The MacGruber military may have time for only one move: stop the missile or stop the train.

OOC: The last paragraph may seem with godmodding, but it makes for a better story, 'Gruber.

When the news of the chemical weapons being transported Macgruber sends a message to Cuborg reminding that the use or attempted use of chemical weapons will result in nuclear war. 2 F-22 Raptor armed with air to air missiles to intercept the Scud before it can hit this urban area. The special forces team is beginning to move into cuborg as they make the long trip to Eeksnerf this long journey will be achieved by walking thought the southern border. The Macgruber Nuclear weapons program is 20% complete. and air defense has been stepped up in the Dejesusta naval port. One more battleship has reached completion and has been added to the fleet.

OOC: We need a large scale battle soon.

The missile was shot down by the MacGruber air force. However, the missile detonated in midair, sending shrapnel raining down on a small rural community (no fatalities, several minor injuries).

The 6 aerosol canisters reached Form, and were tested personally by General Johanson, and his advisers. The chemical weapons project (despite threats of nuclear war from MacGruber) is now receiving a whopping 25% of all of Cuborg's military expenditures.

To speed up the decimation of MacGruber troops, the President of Cuborg himself ordered a suicide mission against Dejesusta naval port. A detachment of suicidal paratroopers (numbering approximately 100+) and 2 Mowag Piranha armored fighting vehicles. A recently-patched together (and totally expendable;) convoy of B-52 transport planes HALO-dropped the hundred or so men and their AFVs behind the main navel port. 12 brave (but suicidal) men were killed before their feet touched MacGruber soil. The others may not have much longer...

OOC: Yo, MacGruber. Keep this siege running as long as you can.

with the small scale invasion taking place General Hollister sent 300 men armed with AK-103 ,flamethrower and C-100 anti tank weapons to end this pointless attack. with a river in the way the men have started to cross in armed transport boats the Cuborg men began to fire at the crossing boats. The mounted XM312 heavy machine guns return fire. the enemy stop firing once the battle ship moved into the river and several transports landed. all bridges has been secured and 2 MBDA Apache choppers are in route to help end this attack sooner.

OOC: Actually, MacGruber, our men DID NOT open fire at your ships.

The 88 remaining soldiers, and their vehicles split into two groups: Group A, 33 men, took cover and laid out suppressive fire, allowing the remaining 50 men and 2 AFVs to reach the nearest bridge. The 33 (by pure luck) managed to kill one sea man aboard the battleship, before getting taken out:mp5:. The 50 men plus their 2 AFVs reached the bridge.

"Storm the bridge," shouted Field Commander Stevens, "Get the boats to fire at the bridge defenses!"

OOC: sorry bout that. disregard that but were still crossing this large river


Our 5 transports land on the shore line deploying 50+ soldiers, the bridge is almost not visible from this distance and thought the many trees and bushes. the troops move up in groups of 10 looking for any one hanging behind they cover them selfs by place anti personnel mines every 20 feet to prevent getting flanked by any enemies hanging back. the bridge getting closer by every step they hear shoots any are as alert as ever worrying each step will be there last. Many soldiers at the bridge have taking cover and are pinned down because there small assault weapons are no match for the 2 AFV's armor and firepower. the men were told 3 M1 Abrams tank were arriving along with flamethrower units to help secure this area. that still didn't help the men's spirits when they saw a fellow man torn apart by the large caliber rounds . the battleship had be order not to fire its cannon but it has been ordered to send snipers to pick of the approaching soldiers they pick there targets and fired.


In another part of the country ,this location will remain nameless because of the high porfile targets currently there, Macgruber and his Generals sit and talk to find out a way to end this war. Its begging to become clear that a full scale attack on Cuborg nation will happen.
The production of a dozen M1 Abram tanks with increased armor have reached completion
The Nuclear weapons program has reached 50% done.
4 more F-22 Raptors were added to the air force.

OOC: *walks in quietly* May I join in?

OOC: *walks in quietly* May I join in?
OOC:You may. Pick an side or be solo. I don't have enough time right now to make a 'move', so I'll make one later.

The Carrier Zeppelin flew up above, hovering above the dense forest, it's living cargo chattering nervously among themselves. "Hey rookie. this yer first combat drop?" The older bearded man asked a young, and very nervous looking man. "Y-yes sir, I-This is my first drop s-sir." the young man nervously replied, looking at the officers mark on the mans left shoulder. Before the officer could respond, the Drop light came on, and the men quickly filed over towards the drop zone. Over the PA system on the ship, a dull voice droned "Drop in 5...4...3...2...1...Good luck". The men quickly spiraled downwards, little drops against the setting sun. As their parachutes flew open, they made spectacular targets despite the covering fire supplied by the Zeppelin's machine guns. Man after man landed onto the ground, quickly and efficently cutting their parachutes off. Sniper bullets flew past them. Each man following his squad searching for cover. Every once in a while a man would peek out, a small flash would enter his armor, blood would come out, and the man would collapse to the ground. Moralite snipers returned fire with grim accuracy, using their scopes to save their already limited ammo. Each sniper would stay behind as his squad made their way from tree to tree, waiting for them to motion for him to come closer. Dammit... thirty dead out of five hundred... And we haven't even made it to the river yet...

OCC: no new joiners maybe next time Conserative Morality

OCC: no new joiners maybe next time Conserative Morality

OCC: no new joiners maybe next time Conserative Morality

OOC: opps didn't mean to say it so many times

OOC: You can play, Conserative Morality. It's been settled.

Back in Cuborg, the General's were anticipating a large scale retaliation. The borders and their anti-air defenses were stepped up to level 4. And the chemical weapons program was nearing completion in Form.

Field Commander Stevens knew he was fighting a losing battle. Another 7 have been killed on the bridge. A report just came in that at least three different groups of enemy reenforcement were coming in. And the remaining 43 men were quickly losing ammunition and morale. The troops were running up the bridge, using the AFVs as cover. Stevens ran up alongside the front-most vehicle. The man in front of him took a bullet to the face, sending his eye flying into the air. Out of instinct, Stevens grabbed the falling man. Goddamn it, they're firing from the ship he thought/shrieked. A MacGruber grenade landed a few feet from Stevens. He tossed the dead man on top of the explosive, and threw himself on top, pressing the corpse tight against his body. Not exactly a proper burial... Stevens quipped before detonation. The troops continued to lay down cover fire, pinning down the MacGruber men using cover at the end.

OOC: What does Conserative Morality have up his sleeve? Will Commander Stevens survive the grenade? Will the winner get cupcakes? The answers to all these questions and more, on the next episode of... (*channel is changed to to American Idol, viewers are quickly mesmerized*)

OCC: k you can play but play solo and fair. no new joiner after this dude.

With the bridge defenses down and the rapid lost of solider they retreat not to many made it to nearest building due to all the enemy fire. but the survivors aren't sure if they order the flank on the attackers yet or wait for a better chance.
The soldiers from the river have reached there targeted area behind the bridge just out of sight waiting for the order to move in. suddenly the order in heard on the radio 'All Units move in' the solders burst from the trees and start to open fire. at the same moment when the bridge survivors though they were doom they heard the sound of helicopters flying across the area they feel like they just might survive another day.


In another part of the country Macgruber has purchased a large shipment of napalm from a rogue nation for the multiple purposes it can be used for.
troops have been rallied and put on notice to prepare for a full scale attack on the Cuborg nation.

Sargent Antony radioed in on the general command frequency. "This is 1st Sargent Antony, report in." After hearing all of the squads report in, he turned the radio on and said "Alright men, we've got a bad point at the bridge, attach the grenades, and for God's sake don't blow yerselves up while doing." Grenade after grenade flew up into the air, landing on the bridge. The supports began to crumble, as each squad radioed in, almost simultaneously. "All out of grenades sir. Starting secondary orders."

As each man rushed forward, they noticed a large shadow envelop them. A Zeppelin. As each man looked up at the disturbence, they noticed something strange about the Zeppelin. One, it was too close to the ground. Two, it looked like it was wobbling, and shaking around. "Holy shit, she's going down!" A man yelled as screams rang out among the soldiers. Rapidly descending, the Zeppelin crashed directly in the middle of the river. All of the moralites quickly ran towards it, using the sheer mass of it to use as a makeshift barricade. Man after man fell to the gunfire coming from both sides of the river. We've only got three hundred or so. I don't know if we can keep this up...

The young man at the back of the mass of troops stopped spraying rounds at the cover to notice three things: firstly, the MacGruber defenders had pulled back. As his comrades rushed forwards, the second thing the man noticed revealed themselves: Fuckin' helicopters. The men at the front of the charge, too occupied with their assumed easy victory, were either gunned down by the choppers, the 'retreated' bridge defense, or were chased back onto the bridge. The 'motley crew' of Cuborg attackers took cover behind the AFVs, and whatever cover could be used. The third thing this young man noticed, was that it would appear that an Zeppelin crashed, and a group of several hundred men were firing at both MacGruber men and Cuborg men. The young men rallied several comrades, and sprayed fire at the downed Zeppelin. The AFVs fired their heavy machine guns at the deafening roar of the MacGruber choppers. The young men noticed something at their feet: the dog-tags of his field commander, Commander Stevens. Although none of the men expected this operation to be a great (or even moderate) success, this man was enraged at the death of his mentor, and superior officer. In blind rage, he grabbed (what he assumed to be) Stevens firearm, wielded both akimbo-style, and sprayed random fire at both the choppers and the Zeppelin-men. When both weapons dropped their magazines, he dropped them both and noticed a forth thing: the bridge. It was weakening. Suddenly, the front-most AFV exploded in a spectacular fireball, taking four men with it. This blast shook the entire bridge. The Cuborg men knew when to run. Every surviving man (minus the enraged young man) rushed the surviving bridge defenders, attempting to engage them in close-combat. The bridge gave way, taking the remaining AFV with it. The young man, tightening his dog-tags, dove off the bridge, and hit the water. Jackson managed to not be crushed to death by the falling wreckage. He broke the surface, and clung to the metal beams. Miraculously, another man resurfaced. He too took hold of the bridge. He raised his left hand, clutching one of his dog-tags. Stevens and Jackson had survived.

A continuous spray of fire erupted from the top of the downed Zeppelin, firing indiscriminately towards the remains of the bridge. Peeking out through the wreckage of the Zeppelin, small bits of barrels poked out, firing slowly, but taking a man down with each shot. Suddenly, about sixty men in yellow trench coats rushed forward to one side of the river, and opened fire upon any man they saw surface above the water, laser sights spiraled around, marking each man for a grim, but efficient kill...

The Two choppers move to the Zeppelin firing there M230 Chain Gun at the wreckage. the two pilots are unsure how this Zeppelin enter the country and were it came from. At the building the few bridge defenses survivors become very nervous once they hear the helicopter's sound fade away they train there guns on the door waiting for the enemy to try and enter.

Men began to roll off of the zeppelin, dropping like flies. Retreating to the expansive structure of twisted steel inside, they managed to regroup quickly. "Goddamn! What do we do! We don't have air support, and we don't have any fuckin' grenades left!" Sargent Antony walked towards the man who had said that, fire in his eyes. "What do you want to do then punk? Go cry home to your mother, this is the army, not some nursery." Antony turned to what was left of his battalion: "Alright men, let's get started. We can take the 'copters but we'll need a grappling hook. Did anyone get one from the supply officer before we left?" A smaller man stood up. "I have one, sir!" "Toss it 'ere"


Catching the grappling hook, he quickly started towards the top of the Zeppelin. "Alright, 'gunners cover me!" Running out, up to the top of the Zeppelin, he stuffed the grappling hook into his launcher, and fired at the first helicopter. Watching it as it took hold, he made a magnificent leap towards the rope, and quickly shimmied up it. Once on board, he threw the pilot and copilot out, and tried to control the chopper. Quickly steering it towards the second helicopter, he jumped out, hoping it would hit. As he slammed into the ground, he heard a sickening crunch from his legs. He slowly passed out...

The second pilot gasped as he watched his friend thrown out of the chopper and the other chopper almost hit him. all the sudden anger enraged him he pull his finger over the trigger of the AGM-114 Hellfire missiles and fired them at the structure of twisted steel were the soldiers were retreating to. A C-17 Globemaster III cargo plane touch down in the airport in the middle of the city of Dejesusta this plane carried cheap AK-103 supple from The Armed Republic Of Cascade States. this shipment was ordered days ago

The Cuborg men fired at the MacGruber's building. Several grenades were exchanged between factions. :sniper: Another man was hit by a sniper. Who the hell are those guys said a Cuborg captain. Jackson and Stevens, taking cover under the bridge rubble, were discussing their options: Rush the enemy and die, stay where they are and die, or run like hell into enemy territories and die. Liking a challenge, Stevens and Jackson opted to make a run for it. They crawled out from under the cover opposite of the Zeppelin guys, sprinted across a portion of shallow water. Jackson stumbled, and blood seeped from his back. He was dead. Stevens made it to land, and ran into the trees. Several shots rang out, and then nothing.

The Cuborg generals were pleased with their move. MacGruber was pissed off. But it was time to end the pointless violence. One SCUD, one hour, zero survivors. General Johanson pushed the red button...

Macgruber knows there are few options to stop the missile launch but he had decided it might be time to start a program to develop a missile sheild this program with not be complete for a year or so but he says its about time were have more means of taking down dangerous missiles.
The few defenders inside the builder attempt to hide under desk and behind walls they radio in ' the bridge is down soldiers firing at us from behind the fallen bridge' but then the captain notices a grenade roll in 'Oh sh''........... radio silents is maintained from then on. roughly 2 minutes later the tanks arrived and fired at the barricade several times there heavy machine guns trained on the wreckage waiting for a unlucky man to poke his head up. ground unit move alongside the building as large transport vehicles and Humvee load with men deploy them in the streets about 40 run into nearby building and use the as cover snipers take the roof tops while the some more move into the nearby ally searching for runner. were there used to be no men there are now over one hundred and hundreds more are waiting for this missile to hit the zeppelin before they can find and capture any survivors running in the forest our lucky enough to survive the small but powerful blast.

Macgruber sends a message to Cuborg regarding recent missile attacks ' with a nuclear weapons surely ready with in weeks you should stop all missiles launching or about to be launched get the hint'

General Johanson suddenly had a thought. The MacGruber invasion.. This small conflict was draining too many resources and time. It was time to pull the plug.

Stevens jumped over a log, the roar of gunfire and explosions slowly fading away. He continue to sprint madly through the woods, dodging trees and gopher holes. He was sure that he was not being pursued, but still, if he knew his commanders, a 'cleaner' strike was sure to be launched. But would Stevens have enough time to escape?

The men clashing with the MacGruber troops were fucked. Only three men survived the brutal ownage of several tanks and 140 pissed off patriots. One man made a suicidal rush at the tanks, but was 'exploded' by a 105 mm shell ripping through his torso. The second Cuborg solider heard his Sten's magazine fall to the ground, and pulled the pin from of of his grenades. The blast killed him, and seriously injured the third and last man. The explosion sent him flying, and he landed on his badly-maimed stomach. He rolled over onto his back, and had just enough time to noticed something large, loud and deadly fall from the sky.

Kaboom. The remaining Cuborg man, the entire Zeppelin defender group, and the MacGruber tanks, men and Humvees were within detonation range.

OCC: I know, I said the missile had an hour to strike. Oops! Was your intel slightly off?

Static. Nothing but static over the radio. "*cough* Anyone here? *Cough,cough* If anyone is here, this is a direct order to respond!" Sargent Antony coughed into his armors' radio. "Squad three reporting in, casualties at 75%."
Silence.
"Squad eight reporting in, Casualties at 50%."

"All right then, all of you, put on your air filters." Sargent Antony looked around. Charred pieces of metal and wood everywhere. The river was completly dry, and the forest was now barren. As Sargent Antony began to move around, he felt an incredible pain. As he looked down at himself, he saw he had huge ripping holes in his armor. He wouldn't last long, and neither would the moralites.

Within a day, they were all dead.

the bomb blast was much larger then expected in a instant the tanks and soldiers were torn to shreds and the men in the building were crush as the building collapsed dust fills the area and you can only hear the sound of the men positioned at another bridge farer away split into to group find survivors and to search for enemy in the forest. as they made it to the blimp crash site the men received an order that there were no survivors at the blimp after hearing the order the men pick any slightly moving body or even just a dead body no body did not have a soldiers by it as long as it was still in one piece and they aimed there guns to there heads and fired. they then packed up there gear and moved to search for and 'survivors' running in the forest. the other search team found no survivors of the blast by the bridge all body in the building collapsed were almost unidentifiable and any out side the building were completely unidentifiable.

Macgruber and his generals now plan the final stages of the full scale attack. its only a matter of weeks till 15000+ troops pour over the border for a large scale naval battle will probably take place in the nation of cuborg. recruiting soldiers was a top priority at this time

"This is Command, Stevens report."

"*STATIC*"

"Stevens, come in. What is your status?"

"*STATIC*"

The strike was a success. Not only were all the loose ends tied up, but now Johanson had a successful operation under his belt. MacGruber's commanders and think-tank were distracted from the grand finale...

Cuborg's chemical weapons were ready. Only one component of the massive invasion remained: the completion of an Iraqi Supergun, an extremely large and powerful piece of artillery. In Form, the weapon was already under construction. The shells were ready, their targets chosen.

OOC: Conserative Morality, what is your country like? Is it like a desert-ridden country, or similar to the United States, or like Russia? And please remember that you can't just have Zeppelins magically appear out of nowhere...

"This is Command, Stevens report."

"*STATIC*"

"Stevens, come in. What is your status?"

"*STATIC*"

The strike was a success. Not only were all the loose ends tied up, but now Johanson had a successful operation under his belt. MacGruber's commanders and think-tank were distracted from the grand finale...

Cuborg's chemical weapons were ready. Only one component of the massive invasion remained: the completion of an Iraqi Supergun, an extremely large and powerful piece of artillery. In Form, the weapon was already under construction. The shells were ready, their targets chosen.

OOC: Conserative Morality, what is your country like? Is it like a desert-ridden country, or similar to the United States, or like Russia? And please remember that you can't just have Zeppelins magically appear out of nowhere...
OOC: But Zeppelins are so awesome... Jk:D My country is mostly highland-ish. Near the middle it's more of a mountainous place, but there aren't any deserts, the climate is mostly temperate, and forests are abundent to say the least... As well as anti-missile defenses.

The second pilot gasped as he watched his friend thrown out of the chopper and the other chopper almost hit him. all the sudden anger enraged him he pull his finger over the trigger of the AGM-114 Hellfire missiles and fired them at the structure of twisted steel were the soldiers were retreating to. A C-17 Globemaster III cargo plane touch down in the airport in the middle of the city of Dejesusta this plane carried cheap AK-103 supple from The Armed Republic Of Cascade States. this shipment was ordered days ago

The Armed Republic of Cascade States flew a 225-Cossack Cargo plane
on a " Rush Delivery", Escourted by 2 B-52H Bombers, 6 F-35 Humming Bird fighters, 1 IL-76 AEW equipped with Israeli Phalcon Radar, And three KC-135 Refueling planes. The 250tons of cargo were being deployed from the plane
as quickly as possible.
No one from the ARCS ( Armed Republic of Cascade States ) wanted to
get into a shooting war here. Sales were good, but they feared a Black Hawk
Down scenario in these area of the world.
So the Commander of The Armed Forces; The Benevolent Dictator
had sent what he called " A comprehensive Insurance Policy" that all
his children would come home in a day or so.

Is this Alright if I posted On the thread instead of just telegraphing?
If not TG me and I'll delete it.

OOC: thats cool , but don't forget the TG i sent you and this will not be forgotten.

Cascade States, what are your prices for some standard small arms? Or artillery? Cuborg needs to arm itself quickly, so price is no object.

OOC: ok lets keep buying the stuff to TG but when he Delivery it can be posted how and when.

Cascade States, the nation of Cuborg would like to place an order of weaponry.

500 AK-47 assault rifles
250 flash suppressors
235 30-round magazines
12 75-round magazines
100 000 rounds of 5.56x45mm NATO

The funds have been wired to your account.

Do you offer noise suppressors (silencers) or 'Superguns' (massive artillery)?

OOC: Does anyone else think its a little odd that Cascade States is suppling BOTH sides of a war?

OOC: No. He just wants to make money. He doesn't care who wins or loses.

OOC: No. He just wants to make money. He doesn't care who wins or loses.

OOC: whats you point

The proud dictator Macgruber made his first New appearance to discuss the situation since the early stages of the war. with the new guy in the war Macgruber is not sure a full scale attack will be affective..... yet. instead Macgruber canceled operation 'muffle leader' for the time being. Macgruber delivered a threat to the leader of the strange new country ,intell have not got the name of the country so soldiers just call it the zeppelin freaks. ''watch the sky anti-missile defense can only hit what on the radar''

With a brand spanking new small arms and missiles, over 50,000 infantry units, and chemical weapons, Cuborg readies itself for a total war with MacGruber, its sworn enemy since the 1960s. With an alliance with Conserative Morality, Cuborg just may be able to crush the sinful MacGrubers once and for all.

The Cuborg president has this to say to Conserative Morality; "Greetings, potential comrade. We offer you safety and protection against MacGruber and its nuclear weapons. Togehter, we can crush MacGruber and prevent the needless deaths of many Cuborg and Conserative Morality men and women. Join us and help us crush the evil doers."

Cuborg is preparing to accept Conserative Morality as brothers.

After the unspeakable rudeness towards Cuborg (not accepting or even replying to out more than generous offer), Cuborg aims its recently-assembled Supergun at Conserative Morality. Its ammunition; one shell carrying the Bundibugyo Ebola strand. Aimed the the rough direction of a major metropolitan area, the shell is more than capable of causing over 10,000 civilian deaths.


OUR OFFER DOESN'T SEEM SO BAD NOW, DOES IT?

Several thousand miles from Cuborg, a dirty, exhausted, and injured man collapses in the forest. His weapons are a few hundred kilometers away, sitting at the feet of a thousand dead men, allies and enemies. Stevens lays on his back in the mud.... What's that? A village ahead? Summoning all of his strength to get up, he limps over towards the village......

After the unspeakable rudeness towards Cuborg (not accepting or even replying to out more than generous offer), Cuborg aims its recently-assembled Supergun at Conserative Morality. Its ammunition; one shell carrying the Bundibugyo Ebola strand. Aimed the the rough direction of a major metropolitan area, the shell is more than capable of causing over 10,000 civilian deaths.


OUR OFFER DOESN'T SEEM SO BAD NOW, DOES IT?

Several thousand miles from Cuborg, a dirty, exhausted, and injured man collapses in the forest. His weapons are a few hundred kilometers away, sitting at the feet of a thousand dead men, allies and enemies. Stevens lays on his back in the mud.... What's that? A village ahead? Summoning all of his strength to get up, he limps over towards the village......
Official message from Conserative morality:
We condemn this act as folly, and will unwillingly begin act 455 (Bombing runs on major cities until surrender) Unless they removve their thuggish threat. Also, the soverign government of Conserative morality denies all accusations of even being in this war.

OOC: It was a test to get into the first Battlion.
First battalion boot camp Graduation rate: 5%
First battalion final test average survival rate: 1% :p

The sovereign government of Conserative morality denies all accusations of even being in this war.
Many Cuborg sons and fathers were killed by Conserative Morality soilders. That puts us at war.

act 455 (Bombing runs on major cities until surrender)
Our surrender? Don't expect all your planes back in one piece...... Your surrender? It will be arranged...

Our offer still stands. Comrades?

listen here Ted zeppelin if another attack is to occur on my borders there are new fully armed nuclear weapons trained on several major city in your country the death total would be in the several millions, but if you join the Macgruber ranks peace could prevail and Cuborg would fall.

listen here Ted zeppelin if another attack is to occur on my borders there are new fully armed nuclear weapons trained on several major city in your country the death total would be in the several millions, but if you join the Macgruber ranks peace could prevail and Cuborg would fall.
Choose your allies/enemies carefully, Conserative Morality.

Many Cuborg sons and fathers were killed by Conserative Morality soilders. That puts us at war.


Our surrender? Don't expect all your planes back in one piece...... Your surrender? It will be arranged...

Our offer still stands. Comrades?
Official message from Conserative morality:
We have not killed any of your people. We haven't even intervened on Cuborg OR Macgruber soil. We will not take sides in this, and we will not listen to your empty threats.
OOC: It's funny to watch my country lie it's teeth out :D
listen here Ted zeppelin if another attack is to occur on my borders there are new fully armed nuclear weapons trained on several major city in your country the death total would be in the several millions, but if you join the Macgruber ranks peace could prevail and Cuborg would fall.
Official message from Conserative morality:
We condemn this threat of Nuclear warfare and will gladly expose this into the media, creating a world-wide backlash against Macgruber. Do NOT taunt our intelligence services either. NOBODY wants a premature detonation in their own country...

I see your decision has been made.

The Supergun launches it deadly round at its target. In less in one hour, many innocent people are going to die. The shell is un-abortable. The shell will kill over 50,000 innocent civillans.

TO MACGRUBER:
THE DUCK IS ASLEEP.
THE DUCK IS ASLEEP.
AWAKE HIM UP.
AWAKE HIM UP.
END TRANSMISTION

"All right men, this is a matter of defusing a National Emergency, you hear?" Seargent O'Mally yelled over the whiring of the helicopter blades. "Your job is to go in, take as many Cuborg hostages as you can, and negotiate a peace treaty with these maniacs!" The men nodded grimly, faces unable to be seen through their helmets. "I'll be your support, now go in there and do CM proud!" Jumping down, parachutes opening wide, each soldier made his way into an unusually large government-looking building...

OOC: Which government building is this? It would only slightly alter my plan to know...

Colonel Douglas slipped his coffee, and took another stare at the secretary's bosom. Suddenly, every room was illuminated by flashing red lights, and a piercing wail of the alarm pulsated. Three types of people made their moves that fateful day. The innocent people inside, accountants, janitors, and interns cowered under desks and took shelter under whatever could be used. The security personal armed themselves, and took defensive positions around the building. The third type of people at the site were the loyal Cuborg citizens, who were more than happy to die for their nation. They seemly went on with their lives...

Before gearing up, Douglas turns on the public address system, and plugs in a cPod (yes, I said cPod). The hit song 'Killing in the Name' blares throughout the courtyard. Better put it on loop... The Colonel strapped on his Dragon Skin (NOT a real dragon's skin) body armor, and slapped his rifle's magazine in. He leads his small squad of elite soldiers down four flights of stairs, and they wait at the main entrance, waiting for gunshots and explosions to accompany Rage Against The Machine. The squad's demolitions expert recovered a small silver cylinder from its strap. He twisted it, arming the courtyard's defenses. Douglas tosses a smoke grenade into the center of the yard, creating a cloud of gray smoke.

OOC: Okay, this building has a main gate, then the courtyard, then the building. A large concrete wall, topped with razor-wire surrounds the entire complex. The defensive structure of the building prevents rappelling onto or into the building. The courtyard consists of many speaker towers, several gargoyles statues, shrubs, and a large golden statue of Cuborg's great leader, Cuborg.

Vincent motioned to the rest of the troops. Three...Two...One... A small explosion rippled through the metal gate, creating a small entrance point. All five men filed in behind Vincent listening closely for his next order.

"*Khhgh* Alright men, covering fire. Don't hit any civies, we don't need this to go to far. Over and out.*Khhgh*" Vincent flipped on his thermal vision in his helmet as he started to make his way around the soldiers. Accidentally knocking into one of the statues, Vincent swore quietly as he leaned up against it. His helmet blocked out most of the noise around him as he began to lean around the gargoyle statue... Suddenly, a bullet hit his armor from behind, Vincent stumbled forward. Right into the Cuborg line of fire. "*Khhgh* Friendly fire! Hold! Hold!*Khhgh*" Vincent quickly hugged the ground and started to release five-shot bursts at the Cuborg men, hoping to scare them away before the smoke cleared...

macgruber carefully figures out what to do nuke or don't,in the end he decide to not nuke the other country and then he takes a nap.

over in The Democratic Republic of Conserative, Mr Jones gets a letter from his grandma in Macgruber it says - oh sonny I'm very sick make me better -. upon reading this he goes to the basement and picks up a suitcase labeled nail bomb he removes the sticker and then he goes for a car ride. Mr Jones makes it into the down town area in the nations capital. rush hour traffic made this area very busy he exits the car and removes a small detonator and press the big red button as he walks into a crowd of people.

Ramie Jack also got the same letter and went into his cupboard and picked out a 7up bottle with a do not shake high explosive piece of tape on it the 7up was not clear it was orange. he removes the sticker and proceeded to walk to the busy police station upon entering the doors he opens the lid and throws it at the towards the center of the building.

The squad at the building's entrance took cover behind the door frame as shots rang out. A gargoyle exploded, sending chunks of concrete flying. Douglas grabbed his radio and shouted into it. A different public address system, this time in the small town surrounding the government facility, rang out. "People of Cuborg, your country needs you. The time is now." The townspeople immediately dropped what they were doing, and armed themselves: kitchen knives, baseball bats, hunting rifles. A large mob of over fifty armed civilians ran towards the open gates...

"Seal the door! Second floor, second floor!" The squad retreated upstairs as several Conserative Morality bullets contacted the wall. The large double doors were closed, and Douglas's squad passed Abe on the stairs. Abe quickly wielded the front door shut, threw down his equipment, armed a single Claymore land mine, and ran off to hide from the approaching enemy soldiers.

The mob passed the gates and ran up behind the Conserative Morality soliders. The man at the front took a swing with a bat at the point man...

The bat knocked Vincent off balance, but did nothing more through his advanced armor. Grabbing the civilians wrist, he twisted it back, and then flipped the poor man onto the ground with a resounding *Thud*. Running up to the door, Vincent placed a small explosive charge, and motioned for his men to follow him, away from the crowd. Three...Two...One... The explosion was neither loud, nor large, but made quite a cloud of dust and debris...

OCC: lets not forget about the bombings in your homeland.


by the naval port of Dejesusta a hummer doing its rounds notice a run down man in Cuborg uniform limping to the near by village. the soldiers exit the vehicle a begin to run at him with there automatic weapons.

OOC: In Cuborgs, or mine?

OOC: MacGruber means the suicide bombings in yours, CM.

As the Conserative Morality troops (OOC: How many men are there?) advance, the mob of armed civilians launch Molotov cocktails towards the occupying soldiers. Several glass bottles broke open, spilling flaming liquid on the building, ground and soldiers. Colonel Douglas's squad had reached the second floor, and started lobbing flares into the courtyard, hoping to disrupt the Conserative Morality's thermo-vision.

Stevens noticed the advancing MacGruber troops, and put his hands on top of his head, clutching a pointy rock...

OOC: It's five, and Macgruber has yet to RP a single suicide bombing. *Puts nose up in air*

"COME ON! INTO THE BUILDING!" Vincent shouted as the men quickly filed into the building, not a hint of panic in them, the armors internal air conditioning quickly kicking in. Rushing in, completely blind because of the thick debris and dust pressing up against their visors, thermal vision off, and motions-sensors on...

OOC: "[Mr. Jones] exits the car and removes a small detonator and press the big red button as he walks into a crowd of people..." and "[Ramie Jack] picked out a 7up bottle with a do not shake high explosive piece of tape on it the 7up". Sound likes suicide bombing to me.

The Cuborg soldiers arm the Skynet missile system (see 'http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=533647&highlight=skynet+missile'). A slit opens on the roof of the building.

The virus-laden shell struck the metropolis. The impact spread the Ebola virus throughout the city like wildfire. Although Cuborg anticipated quarantine measures to be taken, many, many innocent people would still die.

The mob continues to lob Molotov cocktails at the door, creating a wall of flames. Suddenly, the bottles stop flying. A man with flame-retardant clothing and paste leaped through the fire. He quickly pulled a sawn-off Mossberg 500 out from under a flap on his clothing. He fired at point-blank range twice, before jumping back through the fire. The CM super-soldiers didn't have a chance to stop the lightning-fast man. A metal cylinder bounced down the stairs, and explodes into a barrage of nails.

OOC: His post was hard to understand. I'm glad I know what it was about now :p.
Also, the missle's range is only 220 kilometers, CM is an isolated Island-nation, separated by 300 miles to the closest land mass. BTW, I said my soldiers were already in the building.:confused:

Vincent felt the nails blow into his armor, the impact undoubtably breaking a rib or two. Falling to the ground,his leg crashing against the ground,he reached out and grabbed his corporals' hand to pull himself up. "*Khhgh* Is everyone alright? Any debilitating wounds? *Khhgh*" "*Khhgh*None sir*Khhgh*" Limping forward, leaning heavily on his corporal, he let out a few bursts to get the enemy out of the way as his men ran up the stairs. Command is going to kill me for this...

Fred the ex-miner (fired for stealing for the company) goes to his van that contains several pounds ammonium nitrate hooked up to a detonator in his pocket. Fred wants to go to the airport and finish the job. As he approaches the airport's front doors he removes the detonator and press the button as he crashes through the main gate. the people watch in amazement, but that changed to looks of horror as it explodes

OOC: look up what explosive i used, it would change the outcome!

OOC: Fred? Also, you're assuming no one would search him before he got to the main gate.

OOC: Regarding Fred, from the airports we know, one could in theory, crash right into the building...

The CM troops were moving up the building. The pipe bomb had not caused as much damage as the defenders had hoped. Douglas's squad had sealed the doors to the second floor, and heavily barricaded the enterances. But, suspiciously, the stairs were clear. Another object was dropped down the stairs: a flare. It was quickly followed by a glass bottle of Bis(2-chloroethyl) sulfide, more commonly known as mustard gas. A cloud of mustard gas formed in the narrow stairwell. On the other side of the barracades, the men came up with a simple but easy defense against the chemical agent: prop up a few desk fans to blow the air away. Heh heh heh thought Douglas and his men.

"Air filters on men!" They quickly made their way up the stairs, the constant motion of the fans giving them a clear way where they needed to go. Spotting the makeshift bariricade, Vincent loaded a grenade into the launcher, and let it off towards the barricade...

The barracade blew apart, sending one Cuborg man flying out a window. The others fired blindly at the openning as they retreated. Shit, everywhere else is blocked! Suddenly a pipe bomb landed behind the CM offensive. It exploded, sending the CM troops spralling to the ground. The Cuborg men ran past the men on the ground, but one Conserative Morality leveled his sight with a runner...

Amos fell to the ground, with a bloody stain on his back. He signaled for the others to go on without him, and he relaxed on his stomach. Douglas's squad ran up to the third level. The armory, now nearly empty, was an unique room, unique in the sense that the door was mounted several feet above the floor. Douglas set a radio, loudly blaring German death-metal and after passing through the room, he turned a red valve. The floor filled up, now with several feet of water...

OOC: Erm.. You just RPed one of my characters. That's known as "Godmodding"
Quickly reforming, the Moralite squad calmly walked up towards Amos. Kneeling down, Vincent said to him, his voice menacing through the helmet: "Hello little boy, are you lost?" Grabbing him, and slamming him against the wall, Vincent asked him "Tell me what they've told you... Name, Rank, and serial number?"

OOC: Oops, sorry about that... but now you have a hostage!

Amos spits in the face of his hostage taker.

The armory's exit door has been closed by the Cuborg squad.

Pushing Amos against the wall, Vincent said "I'll make you hurt in ways you've never imagined; CM never signed the Geneva convention! Now tell me, or I'll start with your eyes!" Vincent brought out his knife with his off-hand and brought it near Amos' face.

As Vincent threatened Amos, Amos pulled his hands out of his pockets, and dropped two grenade pins. Nazdrowie, comrades! he said with a smile on his face.

BOOM.

Vincent quickly jumped back as he watched the grenades fall to the floor. The fragments spreading everywhere, Vincent felt one fly into his stomach, piercing his armor. "Any *groan* casualties?"
"Oh God, Mark! You there? Damn. I-I think Mark's dead."
Walking over to Mark's body, Vincent checked every possible sign. Solemnly standing up, he nodded to confirm that Mark was dead. "Mark, you were more then just a squad mate to us. You were like a brother, maybe more. We will never forget you, and none may ever replace the spot you hold in all of our hearts." Kneeling down, he pressed Mark's Armor Self-destruct button, and walked away towards the armory. Twenty seconds later, not a single sign of Mark, his armor, or his weapons could be found.

The armory was filled with water, and Rammstein's 'Feuer frei!'. Douglas's squad (minus Amos) heard approaching footsteps...

Vincent quickly kicked down the door, only to be met by the water flowing out of the armory and sweeping Vincent off his feet...

A slot in the exit door opened. A full magazine of ammunition was emptied blindly into the room.

Quickly regaining their feet, the Moralites returned fire in quick bursts, expanding ammo creating fragments through the door, causing no end of trouble to any human in the room...

A voice shouts out from behind the door. Agh, he got me!

OOC: "Agh, he got me!"?:p

OOC: Hey, I don't question your catchphrases!

OOC: You don't? Whoops, I mean... You don't. :D

Suddenly, a grenade flew into the door, exploding on impact, creating a clear path for the moralites to get in. The laser sights spiraled around, each one followed by a short burst of ammunition.

The Cuborg soldiers retreat up to the forth floor, leaving only a few feet of water, Rammstein, and a crippled door behind them.

OOC: Btw, what's "Rammstein"? A person?

OOC: Rammstein is a German band.

OOC: Oh.

Vincent and his men quickly made their way up to the stairs. Shite... Only three grenades left... He thought as he loaded one in and fired, as each man provided covering fire when the door burst open...

OOC: Actually, your men rushed past the armory without my brilliant ambush LOL MUHAHAHA LOL LOL taking place. Let's rewind to a simpler time.....

As the CM men pass through the water-filled armory, a tripwire was tripped. This set off an explosive in the radio. Calm down, it was a firecracker. But the firecracker knocked the electrically powered radio into the knee-high lake of water. Needless to say, the electricity passed from the radio into the water. This would prove to have unpleasant effects on the four men standing in it.

OOC: Three.

"Did you feel something sir?"
"No. Well, my Internal rubber padding felt a little fuzzy for a moment, but nothing serious. Probably the AI trying to tense me up. Damn AI."

Douglas's squad entered the maintenance shaft, a shaft similar to an elevator shaft, but much wider and with catwalks. The men attached their climbing rope to a solid-looking pipe, and rappelled down the shaft. They attached satchel charges to the bottom of the shaft, and patched in to the Conserative Morality radio.

"Hello, cutie pie. You know, one of us is in deep trouble. We just want you to know that you, the five men attacking our offices, have just sent 50,000 people to their deaths. Many more may needlessly die from the auctioning off of Ebola weapons to MacGruber. Now, being a fair and civilized nation, would like to give you the chance to end the needless deaths of many, many people. Have your men inside our building reach the rooftop. My men will not deny their travel. There, they will be picked up by one of your helicopters, and they will leave peacefully. Then we will negotiate a peaceful resolution to this war. What is your course of action: peace, or war."

"We've only ever wanted peace! We came here to take hostages because you two kept trying to force us to take sides! We'll be up on the roof to be picked up by carrie3r zeppelin soon enough." Vincent and his men rushed through the building, and went up towards the roof...

ooc: A van can crash through a glass door. CAN!

Magruber doesn't care for sides anymore now he only wants death and chaos, but if the toll for that is too great Macgruber would want to first have a peace summit to discuss the rules of engagement and weapons that can't be used in combat like Ebola shells or nuclear weapons.

as the macgruber men approach the rundown officer one man trys and hit him German officer style in the stomach. as the others watch.

Stevens dodges the swing, and rams his pointy rock into the mans head.

And what of this peace summit?

the man fall to the ground and begins to twitch then nothing. one of men lifts up his rifle and begins to fire at his legs the other draw knife and hope for him to try and rush them.

Stevens collapses, and is carried away by MacGruber troops...

OFFICIAL MESSAGE TO MACGRUBER, CONSERATIVE MORALITY
It is apparent that we all have our own advantages: biological warfare, nuclear weapons, 'uber armor'. Some of us view these as unfair or too brutal. So I invite you both to the Treaty of Fictional Warfare Meeting, in Form, our capital. (OOC: We RP a meeting here. RP a treaty is more fun than just making one up...)

Stevens collapses, and is carried away by MacGruber troops...

OFFICIAL MESSAGE TO MACGRUBER, CONSERATIVE MORALITY
It is apparent that we all have our own advantages: biological warfare, nuclear weapons, 'uber armor'. Some of us view these as unfair or too brutal. So I invite you both to the Treaty of Fictional Warfare Meeting, in Form, our capital. (OOC: We RP a meeting here. RP a treaty is more fun than just making one up...)

OOC: True...

Official message from Conserative morality:
We will send delgates to discuss the terms of this treaty. We hope to pull out of this war which we never entered.
OOC: My country lies SO incredibly much :D.

i will partake in this meeting our delegates are ready for transport to the cuborg capital. as security 100 soldiers will protect the delegates from possible terrorist attacks.

the wounded officer is dragged back to the hummer were his wounds were tended to and Stevens is bounded by duct tape. the hummer is heading for Scott's death camp and bed and breakfast.

All of our delegates will meet for the Treaty of Fictional Warfare Meeting at the Sweet Mother of Cuborg convention center, the country's most prestigious center of convention. It will look real pretty. The Macgruber and CM convoys will fly into Form unopposed by Cuborg troops.

The carrier Zeppelin flew slowly over the convention center, propellers whirring. The men inside the gunner positions shifted nervously. This could explode in a firefight at any time. Slowly, the Zeppelin touched down and Ambassador Lucius walked out nervously, flanked by two gaurds in yellow raincoats and BSBA-V3 armor...

A solider rushes out and greets Ambassador Lucius. "Ambassador Gunray is inside. We're still waiting for MacGruber. Go inside and wait." The convention center has been extravagantly decorated, with pretty flowers and fancy-pancy artwork. The meeting room had three podiums, each labeled with its intended ambassador.

a black hawk helicopter lands on the roof and Ambassador Harris exits followed by six other soldiers carrying RPKs with large drums on them. The ambassador pushes other the soldier trying to greet them as he moves off the roof with his escort. the helicopter begins to circle the area as the other 94 troops arrive in trucks.

Cuborg's Ambassador, Gunray, sat down at his podium, awaiting for the other two to sit down.

Lucius quickly sat down and stated clearly and simply: "So when do we discuss terms of this peace?"

"Well, I'm sure the reason for war, for us and MacGruber, was the lack of resources and the poor economy. We both wanted to invade each other for money, quite simply. I propose that the ecomonacly largest country, gives us a bond issue, that will be paid back after our countries have rebuilt from this war."

Ambassator Harris kicked down the door. "Here's your 'bond issue'!" he shouted, as he fired a MP5-K at the CM ambassator. Harris's six guards empty their RPKs at the guards. The Black Hawk outside begin firing its mini-gun at the Zepplien.

OOC: I know you have super armor, but we have armor piercing bullets in our guns. And even if our bullets didn't pierce your armor, your men would still be injuried or even killed by the trauma of the bullet's kinetic energy. Just something to think about...

As the MacGruber men opened fire, Ambassador Gunray pressed a hidden switch at his podium. He sunk into the ground, as the blast doors sealed the meeting room off from the outside. Cuborg soliders stormed into the conveintion center, and take postions around the meeting room. One solider, dressed from head to toe in body armor, rappelled down from the sky light into the room. He unholstered his SG 550...

the hummer carrying Stevens reaches the death camp were a guard imendental fires a tranquilizer dart at stevens.

Ambassador Lucius dove to the ground, his men diving down with him and returning fire. Burst after burst fell towards Ambassador Harris, bullets flying over their heads.

Outside, the Zeppelin unleaded all eight of it's Port minguns at the helicopter, Two light artillery guns firing from the top, directed towards the copter...

OOC: I know you have super armor, but we have armor piercing bullets in our guns. And even if our bullets didn't pierce your armor, your men would still be injuried or even killed by the trauma of the bullet's kinetic energy. Just something to think about...
OOC: Your men are probably close enough so that it would pierce it, at least with AP bullets.

one of Ambassador Harris's guard takes a bullet in the head and dies instantly the other takes a several shot in the leg in the leg but he continues to fire wildly at the general area of were Ambassador Lucius was just standing. the rest move behind close cover and fire down at the area were the CM cowards were hiding. 'hahahha can't take a bullet' yells one of the Macgruber guards as he proceeds to throw a incendiary grenade over to the CM's ambassador hiding spot.
the helicopter spins out of control due to a dead pilot and the fire at the fuel tank. the chopper crashes into so nearby buildings.
the 94 ground troops spread out and fire rockets at the cockpit of the zeppelin while the men with assault rifles or heavy machine guns fire at the zeppelin's balloon

OOC: did the mini gun to the zeppelin's balloon do anything?

OOC: It's a Zeppelin. Those things are FRICKEN HUGE!! It put in a few holes, but probably nothing more then reducing maximum altitude, with a little less distance. It could make it with a mile or two of CM before finally running out of Helium and crashing into the water.

Wait a minute... Ah, crap!:D

Ambassador Lucius grabbed the grenade and threw it back towards the Macgruber troops, as his two guards quickly stood up. "For the Island!" They shouted, almost in Unison before making a desperate charge towards the Macgruber troops, bayonets glistening in the light of the room...

Inside the convention center, the SG 550 guy sprayed bullets at the Lucius's guard. His magazine fell empty to the ground, and he rolled underneath a desk.

Outside, the Cuborg military demonstrated its full power: two Soviet T-34 tanks rolled out from down the street. They both fired their cannons into the 'balloon' part of the Zeppelin. The 150 (OOC: Seems outrageously high? Remember, you're in MY country.) soldiers outside the shooting gallery open the blast doors, and send a overwhelming amount of 5.56x45mms in the CM's direction. Colonel Douglas, given the task of assassinating Lucius due to his experience with CM equipment and tactics, called for a gunship to aid in cleansing the area from resistance...

Ambassador Harris throws one of his guards on to the grenade, his last words were to put him on stamps then the explosion killed him. as the CM guards rush the 155 soliders their guns all firing at the two CM soldiers.
Macgruber decides to go to the control room of his nuclear missiles.
macgruber also sends a message to Cuborg 'hey want to buy some nuclear warheads'?
OOC: who cares that the blimp is freaking huge rockets our being fired at the cock pit!

The Zeppelin began to shift and shudder. "We've lost too much Helium sir! We won't be able to keep afloat!" Captain Jack closed his eyes. "Anyone who wants to leave now, please see me." Three of the gunners ran up to Jack. "S-sir, I don't want to die!" One of them stuttered. Hugging the man quickly, the gunner tensed up expecting to be shot. Releasing him, Captain Jack said to them "Go, and if you tell them ANYTHING, I will climb all nine circles of hell to haunt you." A single tear dropped from his eyes as the three gunners gave one last salute and jumped out of the Zeppelin shouting in English "We surrender! We surrender!" Inside the Zeppelin, all the troops gathered around Captain Jack and recited the CM oath. "We swear to serve this country with might and honor." Captain Jack flipped the first switch. "If needed, we will fight any threat, and give our lives for the innocent people of our country." Jack flipped the second switch. A few men began to sob between words. "We solemnly swear to fight any threat, if needed even our government." He flipped the third switch. "We will not give up our freedom to any man, and fight to protect the freedom of others." Forth switch went down. "And we swear to NEVER betray the great people of our island, even if it means giving up our lives." Fifth switch went down, then, the dying oath. "May our lives serve our country, even as we swear to serve the island after death." The final switch went down... Outside the Zeppelin, the explosion sent shreds of shrapnel everywhere, and almost immediately incinerated one of the three surrendering gunners.

Inside, one of the guards fell down, blood spraying out through the many holes in his armor. Reaching the Macgruber guards, the remaining guard speared the Macgruber man through his head before kicking him off the bayonet and turning to face the next guard...

Ambassador Harris throws one of his guards on to the grenade, his last words were to put him on stamps then the explosion killed him. as the CM guards rush the 155 soliders their guns all firing at the two CM soldiers.
Macgruber decides to go to the control room of his nuclear missiles.
macgruber also sends a message to Cuborg 'hey want to buy some nuclear warheads'?
OOC: who cares that the blimp is freaking huge rockets our being fired at the cock pit!

OOC: Whoops! Missed the rockets part, sorry! I'm a little low on caffiene right now :D.

A Cuborg solider grabbed the CM man before he could stab the next MacGruber guy. He threw him against the wall, and emptied his AK-47 into him from only a few feet away.

As the CM guard was being riddled with bullets, his summoned what was left of his strength, and hit the self-destruction button on his armor three times before slumping to the ground. Ten seconds later, all that was left was a bloody mess where his body was, shards of metal flying everywhere. Then, a small spherical object flew in towards the middle of the formation of troops, bouncing of the ground with a metallic *clink* ...

a Macgruber guard grabs the CM Ambassador and proceeds to stab him in the head with a large killing knife and throws the Ambassador at the sphere.

Macgruber sends another message to Cuborg 'i have 2 nuclear warheads ready for transport if your interested'

The man standing in front of the self-destructing CM was riddled with shrapnel, and slumped to the ground.

The three surrendering CM outside were quickly tackled by Cuborg soldiers. They were searched and stripped of any objects other than their undies. They were led into the back of a truck, and were driven off with four armed guards. The truck was followed by a Jeep.

Inside the convention center, the stabby CM were attacked by AK-47 swinging Cuborg men. A brutal exchange of swings and blows caused almost a mist of blood...

OOC: Both guards were dead.

flanked by two gaurds in yellow raincoats and BSBA-V3 armor...
Inside, one of the guards fell down, blood spraying out through the many holes in his armor.
As the CM guard was being riddled with bullets, his summoned what was left of his strength, and hit the self-destruction button on his armor three times before slumping to the ground. Ten seconds later, all that was left was a bloody mess where his body was, shards of metal flying everywhere.
a Macgruber guard grabs the CM Ambassador and proceeds to stab him in the head with a large killing knife and throws the Ambassador at the sphere.

OOC: He just magically appeared there? I thought that the guards were still near the doorway?

OOC: He just magically appeared there? I thought that the guards were still near the doorway?OOC: I'm guessing he (MacGruber soldier) ran over to the podium that I assume Lucius is still at (We haven't been told otherwise). And can we all just restate what is still alive? Did your Zeppelin explode yet?

The captured CM men were delivered to Smilin' Joe's Death Camp and Day Spa.

And MacGruber, I will take those nukes.

OOC: I'm guessing he (MacGruber soldier) ran over to the podium that I assume Lucius is still at (We haven't been told otherwise). And can we all just restate what is still alive? Did your Zeppelin explode yet?

The captured CM men were delivered to Smilin' Joe's Death Camp and Day Spa.

And MacGruber, I will take those nukes.

Ambassador Lucius dove to the ground,
OOC: Told otherwise :D. All right, here is what's alive: Two captured gunners. Ambassador Lucius. Yeah, that's pretty much it XD. The Zeppelin self-destructed (Word?).

OOC: i thought it was three gunners!

the surviving macgruber guards proceed to finish off there ammo by firing at Ambassador Lucius
we have sent a small transport plane, please inform us on were to land and deliver the warheads
OOC: your fleshy mammal is no match for my AP rounds.

OOC: i thought it was three gunners!
almost immediately incinerated one of the three surrendering gunners.
OOC: HA!:p
Ambassador Lucius dove behind one of the podiums, pulling out a small GDSA-V3 pistol. Leaning over, he emptied burst after burst (Yes, the GDSA-V3 pistol is so awesome it has a burst option ;)) at the guards. "Ambassador Wolf to the Senate, Oil has caught fire, repeat, oil has caught fire." Silence from the Communication system. Then: "Copy that Ambassador Wolf, Sheep's clothing inbound and ready to bite." Outside, the dull roar of an exceptionally large Zeppelin became apparent, it's shadow casting God knows how far. Small plane-like objects began to fly out, small guns blazing as dozens of miniguns and artillery pieces rang out in unison from the Zeppelin...

The previously forgotten SG 550 guy retracted his rappel cable, and shot back up to the skylight.The tanks fired at the gargantuan Zeppelin, aiming for the the cockpit. The men in the convention center bolted outside, and joined the others in firing at the plane-thingys. One man deployed a HEAT missile at the war balloon's rear fins. Douglas cowered in the tank warehouse down the street. The AH-64 that was called in moments before arrived, firing its M230 machine-guns into the balloon's sides.

Suddenly, a little plane thingy smashed into the main rotor. The bird spun out of control, almost crashing onto the top of the Zeppelin. Its pilots knew the aircraft was doomed, and the fuel lines caught fire, causing a small explosion. The helicopter spun above the war balloon. The youngest pilot unbuckled his restraints, and noticed his comrade's restraints were jammed. "Leave me! Save yourself" he shouted, and the younger pilot gave his copilot a final salute and jumped. He smacked the side of the Zeppelin and miraculously to the cockpit-thingy. The AH-64 veered behind the balloon, and the pilot armed the two Hydra 70s, appropriately nicknamed the 'Muda Fuddas'. He gave a sly grim and fired them, seconds before crashing into the blimp.

"We're hit! Hull at 60%"
"Perform emergency drop! Get rid of everything we don't need!" Turning, the captain heard something on the roof. Shaking his head and heading deeper into the cockpit, he watched as almost half of the cockpit began to fall off.
The Zeppelin began to almost unfold, revealing an inner hull underneath. Most of the cockpit dropped off, falling to the ground in a massive dust storm. Several smaller artillery pieces opened fire, blasting away at the tanks, while only ten miniguns blazed out their destructive river of lead. Shot after shot flew into the tanks, magnificent explosions concealing each ones fate until the dust cleared. The drones continued to fly down low, killing any infantry targets with a short burst from their mounted machine guns before returning to the Zeppelin wreck for more ammunition.

SG 550 guy dove from the roof, landing hard on Lucius...

The two tanks exploded, and many infantry were thrown to the ground by the force of the bullets fired from the mini-guns. The surviving troops retreated inside the building...

The pilot clung desperately groped his way into the cockpit...

SG 550 guy dove from the roof, landing hard on Lucius...

The two tanks exploded, and many infantry were thrown to the ground by the force of the bullets fired from the mini-guns. The surviving troops retreated inside the building...

The pilot clung desperately groped his way into the cockpit...
OOC: Most of the cockpit was ejected.

Lucius quickly bashed towards the SG 550 man's skull with the Combat knife (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13778209&postcount=2) on the bottom of his GDSA-V3, and pushed his off, hoping he had died from the not-so-well placed blow...

"Sir, we have enough helium, all leaks have been sealed. Should we pick up the Ambassador?"
"He'll come to us if he's still alive, just wait..."

OOC: He clung onto the part that wasn't ejected....

Lucius quickly bashed towards the SG 550 man's skull with the Combat knife on the bottom of his GDSA-V3, and pushed his off, hoping he had died from the not-so-well placed blow...
SG 550 guy's helmet had prevented most of the blade from penetrating his head, but he was now bleeding profusely from a gash... He aims his rifle at Lucius. "Stop or we will fire" as several more soldiers arrive and aim their weapons at him.

"Do it. Come on. Fire. Kill me. See what happens when I release this button." He had his hand on the emergency button on his Communications system. As soon as he released it, the alarm would sound. "See what the Zeppelin out there thinks about my death. Go ahead." Lucius smiled. Inside, he was panicking, but he had to remain calm. He had to get out of here, and back to CM...

More soldiers walk into the room nonchalantly, and surround Lucius, keeping their distance, but still training their guns on him.

SG Guy (OOC: Who will now be called SG for simplicity) unholsters a slick-looking Berreta 9mm. He levels it with Lucius's forehead. "I'm going to count to three. There will not be a four. Deactivate that alarm. One... Two..." SG pulls the slide back on the gun...

"If you kill me, this alarm will go off. If I let it go, you could do anything to me. i'd have no power left." Lucius said quickly, but calmly, giving SG a defiant look.

"Three."

BANG!

"We do it the hard way," said SG, "Tom, unload the M82s from the basement. Jackson, take care of this." SG points at Lucius's corpse. The men scramble at these orders, and soon after, ten Cuborg soldiers procured Barret M82 anti-material rifles.

Lucius' head cracked back sickeningly, his head hitting the ground with a wet, bloody smack. He was dead, no doubt about it. The blood started to leak from behind his head, making a small pool of dark red blood...

"He's set off the alarm sir. Should we bomb it?"
"Do we have a choice?" The captain pressed a small button on the cockpit console, and watched as dozens of the drones flew forward, towards the door. The first one that hit blew into thousands of pieces as others followed, entering and firing small machine guns furiously. Meanwhile, the Zeppelin flew overhead, a terrifying sight. Bomb after bomb dropped down, each one blowing up and sending bits of the building everywhere...

The opponents in the bombed building fired at the approaching drones, only occasionally downing one. The ten with the M82s took positions on the upper levels.A drone fly towards SG as he luckily batted it away with his rifle. "To the basement! Retreat!" SG knew that there was a underground bomb shelter beneath the convention center. It would protect them until CM troops raided the building. SG pick up his radio as more drones battled Cuborg soldiers and their assault rifles. "Snipers, feuer frei!" He and his remaining brethren then made their way to the bunker, as the snipers took powerful and devastating shots at the blimp's engines...

OOC: I'm tired, and I'm going to bed. Good night, worthy adversary.

OOC: Good Night. *Iz jacked up on caffiene*

The drones quickly circled around towards the snipers, moving up close to use their small switchblades in a devastating killing blow on the neck, if the whirring blades on top did not finish them first.

the very few macgruber guards retreated with the Cuborg solders as the drones began to come down upon them. the soldiers outside began to hide behind cover as they set up heavy machine guns and fire at the drones. the rocket soldiers continue to fire at the cockpit they are running low on ammo but there spirits remain high .suddenly they hear a message from General Buzz. "i repeat go with plan MORE MANA'' all the solider form around one as he removes a box from one of the truck and he also begins to put heavy body armor on. the men then begin to rush the convention center.

The drones continued their mixture of Kamikaze, banzai charges, and hunter-seeker tactics. One flew down against the door, blowing up in a magnificient flurry of sparks and metal chunks, followed by the other Drones, swarming in and searching for any viable target...

the macgruber soldiers reach the building's door and continued move to the center of the building. the soildiers were given orders to shoot anyone who trys and block them.

"Sir, shouldn't we start towards the main building? All that's left here is rubble."
"One problem with that; we're out of bombs." Sighing, the captain said "Fire the light artillery at the main building. It's not as much, but it'll still do some damage." The dull, repeating thumping rang out again, shell after shell exploding on the convention center.

The drones inside began to move faster then normal, making little more then a quick search of the area before moving to the next room. As they burst into the next room, the ceiling began to crumble...

The sniper watched as comrade after comrade fell from the kamikaze attacks. He shouldered his rifle, and ran into the next room. He closed the barred doors, and knocked over several tables, desks, and furniture. He then aimed his rifle at the decrepit engines, and the door exploded from a drone attack. The sniper was sent sprawling to the ground, motionless.

The Cuborg soldiers make it to the bunker. The scrambled inside, and sealed the heavy blast doors. SG made note of the several crates of weapons and ammunition. A radio sat attached to the wall. "Send everybody. EVERYBODY!"

Several kilometers away, the Carson Army Base was alerted of a major attack on Ambassador Gunray and his troops. A large platoon of armored personal carriers, tanks, and soldiers quickly mobilized and advanced on the Convention Center...

"Sir, we're all out of shells. All we have left are the miniguns. Should we use them?"
The captain sighed. "No, let's just get out of this mess. Recall the drones, command is going to kill us..." The drones quickly made their way around the rubble and zoomed towards the Zeppelin, entering the cargo bay and shutting down. The Zeppelin quickly turned tail and began to fly away, going around thirty MPH, gunners on the look out for any incoming fighters...

The young stowaway aboard the blimp only had his survival knife, and he had no idea where on the airship he was, or what he was going to do.

"Don't worry boys, but a few more miles 'till we're back in the island." The captain sighed and sat down.At least they made it out of there alive. Here they could just send out a distress call and they'd have destroyers with them in a minute. Leaning back in the chair, he let his Co-pilot take control as he fell asleep...

OOC: Please describe in some detail the layout and appearance of this blimp.

The Cuborg pilot crept through the halls/walkways/catwalks of the Zeppelin, clutching his knife in his sweaty palms. If I could just reach the control room, I can ride this thing back to Cuborg soil he thought...

The two captured CM gunners were naked, covered in horsefly bites, and hanging from their sore wrists in manure. Not exactly what they signed up for. Colonel Douglas and SG arrived at the camp, hastily rushed from the collapsing convention center to the death camp. Douglas took a deep drag from his cigarette and flicked it to the ground, stomping it out. He stood a few feet away from the manure pits, and removed a combat knife from a sheath on his uniform. He pressed it against one of the captives throat. "Pick a number between one and ten."

OOC:SPLINTER CELL! I SAW THAT!:p The blimp is very small, four rooms, One cargo hold, one drop hold, Several closets, the control room, and a mess hall/bunk.

The CM gunner looked up at the man, tears running down his face. "Fuck...You.." Before letting his head droop back down.

"Wrong answer." Douglas nodded to the man controlling the restraints, and both prisoners were completely submerged in the manure. After about thirty seconds, their heads were lifted clear of the manure. "Now tell me something useful, or I'll hold you down there myself until the bubbles stop!"

As far as the Cuborg interloper could tell, he was in the cargo hold. Nothing of use here he thought.

OOC: There'd be ammo like crazy.. And you might want to be careful in there. Knock into a drone and it'll reactivate ;).

Coughing and gagging, the other soldier began to cry. "I-I don't know anything! Just let us go, please!"

Douglas takes a machete from SG. "Last chance to say something important..."

The pilot reaches the drop hold (OOC: Are their any explosives left?).

OOC: Every last one dropped. Some ammunition for the mounted miniguns, maybe a rifle at best. But no, no explosives.

"WAIT! Please! Don't shoot! Please,p-l-l-lea-" The gunner broke down again, unable to convey anything other then thick sobs while the second gunner just looked down, an angry look on his face. "Why didn't I go with the Zeppelin." He muttered.

The pilot doubled back to the cargo hold, and disassembled several cartridges, disregarding the bullets. MacGyver, I mean the pilot, poured the propellant from the other shells into one cartridge. Risking blowing his fingers off, he then fiddled with the 'blasting thingy' (OCC: The component that ignites the propellant when the hammer strikes it), making it extremely sensitive. He sneaked to the control room...

Douglas swing the machete at the ropes holding up the first captive. He dropped into the pit of pig shit and Douglas forced his head underwater (well, under-something). The bubbles ceased momentarily, and Douglas walked nonchalantly over to the other gunner. "Changed your mind?"

"No...Please...I don't know anything..." He whispered, his eyes betraying his fear.

Suddenly, there was a gun to the back of the stowaway's head. "Surprise, surprise little rodent. What are you doing here?"

SG aimed his rifle at the prisoner (OOC: Name?), a red laser sight aligning with his head. "Stop! We need him alive!" Douglas shouted, pushing SG's SG 550 away. SG spoke for the first time. "He is useless." "We need him alive! He's the only one who knows about that damned blimps defenses!" "Fuck him." SG aimed his rifle at the prisoner...

OOC: What 'color' are your people? Because that greatly affects my next move...

SG aimed his rifle at the prisoner (OOC: Name?), a red laser sight aligning with his head. "Stop! We need him alive!" Douglas shouted, pushing SG's SG 550 away. SG spoke for the first time. "He is useless." "We need him alive! He's the only one who knows about that damned blimps defenses!" "Fuck him." SG aimed his rifle at the prisoner...

OOC: What 'color' are your people? Because that greatly affects my next move...

OOC: Depends. We're mostly European, but there's a sizable minority of North Africans, and Japanese. I haven't given the gunner a name because I was expecting him to die. So his name is Hadrian, north African-Italian-Moralite. K?

OOC: So a fairly large amount of white people? That will work...

The pilot turned around to the guy with the gun. "Greetings, fellow Moralite! Just making a fire cracker..."

Douglas swung his machete... There was a sickening TWACK as metal met man. The target collapsed. "Jackson! Take care of this!" Jackson, as usual, dragged the dead guy while Douglas twisted the plot. "Bring him down!" Hadrian was carried down from his ropes as SG was dragged away....

"Onboard a Zeppelin? Without your uniform? Fine, tell me the password."

OOC: Aw, shit.

"The password? Well, I know the password, and I will tell it to you. The password. I will tell you the password. It's..." He smacked the gun away from the guard.

OOC: Aw, shit.

"The password? Well, I know the password, and I will tell it to you. The password. I will tell you the password. It's..." He smacked the gun away from the guard.

The guard quickly tripped the man , stepped away, and pointed his pistol at the stowaway. "Fool. There was no password."

"Aw shit." The pilot kicked the Frankenstein-ed cartridge, and it explodes, creating enough of a diverson for the man to get up and swing at the gunman.

The guard quickly jumped back and fired a two-shot burst point-blank range, into the intruder's face.

OOC: Last post tonight.

The pilot died (OCC: Said Captain Obvious).

The captured gunner was in a windowless 6-by-8 cell, with only a bucket to shit in. At least he wasn't in the bucket this time. The slot in the door opened, and a bible slid in.

Hadrian quickly picked up the bible, and began to rip it apart, stuffing the paper in his mouth. Tears began to stream down his eyes, but he had not eaten anything for days (OOC: Punishment aboard the Zeppelin). Thick heavy sobs broke through the monotonous sound of the tearing of paper...

The door opened, and Douglas walked in, flanked by two guards. "Get him up." The two guards effortlessly lifted Hadrian up, and drag him into Douglas's office. He was placed in a comfortable chair. Douglas sat at his desk, and snapped his fingers. One of the guards placed a loaf of bread on the desk.

Hadrian quickly ripped into the bread, shedding every rule of manners and etiquette he ever learned, stuffing the bread down his throat, dry and tasteless as it was...

Douglas looked at Hadrian, naked and covered in pig shit. Note to self: Have chair reupholstered he thought to himself. "I assume you're cold, Mr...?"

"Hadrian." He muttered, still ripping through the bread. "Hadrian Arrius."

Suddenly Macgruber press a button to activate the bomb in the convention center. the soldier still radio in about when it was going to explode. Macgruber told them he tried but the box was probably damaged with the Zeppelin. Macgruber orders the soldiers to hold there current location and wait.

OOC: Sucker! the Zeppelin already left! *Cheers for CM*

"Get Mr. Arrius some clothing" Douglas said to the guards. They dragged Arrius back to his cell, and threw in a shirt and trousers.

Hadrian quickly slipped the cloathes on, and sat down, waiting for his captors.

suddenly the soldiers had a idea to go look for a star bucks so they began to leave the convention center.

Offical Message to MacGruber:
"Get out of our country, we don't have Starbucks."

Official message to Cuborg : What no star bucks? do you guys live under a rock? my soldiers demand to sit in a star bucks and drink star bucks coffee or they will stay there forever.

Offical Message to MacGruber:
"Get out of our country, we don't have Starbucks."

OOC: Massive lols!:D In fact... SIGGED!

MacGruber, your men can walk out of here or be carried out.

the men still continue on there quest to get a cup of coffee so they pile into a nearby diner. they all request the same thing steak and eggs and a cup of coffee.

"Sir, we're understocked on eggs. And we're closing."

to bad we demand steak and eggs for 94 people! then we will leave.\

And a cup of coffee!

MacGruber, the body is the home of the spirit. Leave now, or your spirits are going to be permanently nomadic.

The door opens. The two goons as before slap a pair o' handcuffs on and drag the captured gunner outside, and lead him out to Douglas, who is sitting in a limousine. The window rolls down, and Douglas blows a large puff of smoke out the window. "State your full rank, please."

MacGruber, the body is the home of the spirit. Leave now, or your spirits are going to be permanently nomadic.
OOC: Calvin and Hobbes! :D

Edit: "F-first gunner, third carrier of the air fleet s-sir..."

OOC: I think I edited this a split second before you posted, so BUMP!

message from Macgruber: sorry but they won't listen to me in till they get there food. so let me put it very simple you serve them there food and we don:t bomb the hell out of you. That bomb in the convention center can get the clear signal now (we cleaned the dead birds out of the dish ). you have no idea what kind of bomb it is. a artillery shell hooked up to detonators? or a nuclear weapon with the power of (700 kilotons) of TNT. wanna figure out?

The Cuborg soldiers surrounded the convention center and the diner. They move into the convention center, and pump tear gas grenades into the diner.

The bomb inside the badly-damaged building sat on the floor. Lieutenant Itchy shouts an order to seal the room. The troops begin to carry in pieces of walls...

The Cuborg soldiers opened fire into the diner. Bullets whizzed in and smashed windows and plates. Gas grenades landed inside, causing choking, vision-blocking clouds of gas. As the Cuborg men ceased fire, an incendiary grenade broke a window and landed at the feet of a civilian...

the box in the convention center begins to bleep loudly.

OOC: a bomb proof room could not contain a nuclear bomb. and whats a important city on the border CM?

official message from Macgruber: we sent a plane to pick the soldiers up are they ok?

over 70 soldiers died during the begining of the diner siege many more were wounded the survivors tried to return fire but most started to choke to death on the smoke. there was a dead silence from the diner except for the parts of the building collapsing and the fires.

The pieces of wall have been set up, completely surrounding the bomb. The walls are covered in a layer of 'stealth paint', blocking radio signals such as radar and remote control. A military bomb squad is sent for.

Official message to MacGruber Aircraft: Fuck you.

A Skynet missile is fired from the plane's six...

as the sky net missile explodes the flak destory the left wing and some of most of the back the plane descends rapidly as it head into a residential Cuborg

Official message from Macgruber: this is a massacre as he watches a crappy cellphone video of the event. this toy factory is going ta war!


75,000 troops are readying around the border along cuborg.

OOC: wat towns do you have near the border and how far from the border to FORM and two other major city?

OCC: We have a surprisingly small amount of towns near the border. The two major cities are Noodlesburg and New Bork. They are both 25 kilometers from Form, and Form is 350 kilometers from the border.

The plane remains landed in a public park, killing 7. The Cuborg government covered this up with a wacky story about the ionosphere and the Internet and AIDS. The Cuborg military gears up and mobilizes at the border.

"This is Richard Thornburg, with Cuborg National News. We have reports of the worst winter storm in Cuborg history rapidly approaching Northern Cuborg, and heading South-West..."

OOC: Describe your military equipment and clothing.

OOC: our men have winter goggles (like snowboarding goggles) winter coats or light winter jackets winter boots and winter pants , this was a fairly expensive thing for us to buy because we have jungles and very warm temperatures.
APC's and tanks will be heavy used.

Macgruber has the army on stand by due to a large winter storm in Cuborg. because of Cuborg's belief in cover ups the Macgruber cyber devision sent tens of millions of fake (disguised) emails with videos of the massacre at the diner and the last words from the pilots and Cuborg before the plane was shoot by a missile.

The Cuborg government explains that the so-called 'massacre video' is a hoax, propagandizing against the Cuborg people.

The bomb squad arrives and blocks the 'remote detonate' command, with the 'stealth painted' walls.

The Cuborg military sets up a 200-yard 'killing ground', barren, coverless fields running along the entire length of the border.

field artillery has been set up by the border and has began firing at military installations on the Cuborg side's. satellites are watching the border for people trying to cross and large patrols regularly move along the area. sniper fire at any person on the Cuborg front who pokes there head up.

OCC:there 50 wires in the bomb only two deactivate the bomb the other will make it explode or start a count down.

The shelled military installations clear out of the bombed area, but continue to keep a vigilant eye on the killing field. They produce cover by using the hills, and vehicles from the snipers. An air strike would be called, if a massive snow storm wasn't expected. Many soldiers abandon their post, and arm the field's automated defenses (land mines, electrified concertina wire and the odd automaton Maxim-style gun). The country READIES ITSELF AGAINST LARGE AIRCRAFT, SUCH AS ZEPPELINS, FROM MAGICALLY TRAVELING TO THE CAPITAL, with Skynet missiles set up in strategic positions.

Douglas stepped out of his limo. He snapped his fingers, and a laptop was placed on the hood on the car. Douglas orders a Vietnamese-looking general-type to do something on the computer. After several moments of typing, the General pauses and looks at the Colonel. The Colonel shook his head, and faced Hadrian. "Mr. Hadrian, there are three ways the day could end. The first, and most foolish option, is you play Hero, and get shot whilst trying to escape. The second is, you give me the radio frequency and call sign of your airship. The third is, you refuse my aforementioned offer, and we torture you until we get the call sign. What path will you choose?" The guards nearby tighten their grips on their rifles.

OOC: 'Gruber. Peace?

Many soldiers abandon their post, and arm the field's automated defenses (land mines, electrified concertina wire and the odd automaton Maxim-style gun). The country READIES ITSELF AGAINST LARGE AIRCRAFT, SUCH AS ZEPPELINS, FROM MAGICALLY TRAVELING TO THE CAPITAL, with Skynet missiles set up in strategic positions.

Douglas stepped out of his limo. He snapped his fingers, and a laptop was placed on the hood on the car. Douglas orders a Vietnamese-looking general-type to do something on the computer. After several moments of typing, the General pauses and looks at the Colonel. The Colonel shook his head, and faced Hadrian. "Mr. Hadrian, there are three ways the day could end. The first, and most foolish option, is you play Hero, and get shot whilst trying to escape. The second is, you give me the radio frequency and call sign of your airship. The third is, you refuse my aforementioned offer, and we torture you until we get the call sign. What path will you choose?" The guards nearby tighten their grips on their rifles.

OOC: 'Gruber. Peace?
OOC: Now, now, just because you're jealous that my large airships are also stealthy...:D

Hadrian looked up. Why would he need those? Well, it's not like he could do anything with them... "C-callsign is the Rust, radio frequency 2-250 MHz..."

"Phase two." General Ho punched several commands into the computer.

"Now, Mr. Hadrian, I need the call sign that you take orders from. Command, I suppose. The options are as before."

OFFICAL MESSAGE FROM MACGRUBER: peace you say why? if it to invade another country sure. but if you back stab me i will nuke the hell out of each and every city in your country. have 25,000 support troops ready for the invasion and you will have to provide air support for my men

OOC: what kind of climate do u have CM? and whats the capital city?

OFFICAL MESSAGE FROM MACGRUBER: peace you say why? if it to invade another country sure. but if you back stab me i will nuke the hell out of each and every city in your country. have 25,000 support troops ready for the invasion and you will have to provide air support for my men

OOC: what kind of climate do u have CM? and whats the capital city?
OOC: The climate resembles a fairly normal temperate climate. Western Maryland if you've ever been there. There are several mountains, a few outlaying islands, but mostly highland-ish, with a few Savannahs thrown in. K? The capital city is "Pug city"

OOC: ok any ocean around you or large rivers and i mean LARGE WATER WAYS.

OOC: ok any ocean around you or large rivers and i mean LARGE WATER WAYS.
The whole thing is an island a few hundred miles off the east coast of the USA (Or whatever nationstate inhabits it now). There's also a large river to the south of Pug city, and an near-impassable mountain behind it, surronding the other three sides. This has caused some trouble with finding building room :p.

"The call sign, Mr. Hadrian." The two goons aimed their AK-47s at him...

The Cuborg military put aside 15,000 soldiers to be transported to war. They are equipped with brand-new AK-47 assault rifles, M82 and SVD sniper rifles, SPAS-12 shotguns, RPG-7 rocket launchers, Browning Hi-Power sidearms, armor-piercing, tracer, and 50. caliber rounds, fragmentation, incendiary and smoke grenades, combat knifes, and night vision goggles. Tank crews, riding in Leopard 2A6 tanks, were equipped with MP5-K sidearms.

"Mr. Hadrian, the call sign..."

my soldiers are equipped with SCAR Combat Assault Rifles, M110 Semi-Automatic sniper rifles, Saiga-12 combat shotguns, FIM-92 Stinger anti air rocket launchers, RPG-7s, Mk 19 Grenade Launchers , Browning .50 Caliber Machine Gun , Baby Eagle sidearms, armor-piercing, tracer, and 50. caliber rounds, fragmentation, incendiary and smoke grenades, combat knifes, and night vision goggles.

AND THERE GOING TO WAR!

"The call sign, Mr. Hadrian." The two goons aimed their AK-47s at him...

The Cuborg military put aside 15,000 soldiers to be transported to war. They are equipped with brand-new AK-47 assault rifles, M82 and SVD sniper rifles, SPAS-12 shotguns, RPG-7 rocket launchers, Browning Hi-Power sidearms, armor-piercing, tracer, and 50. caliber rounds, fragmentation, incendiary and smoke grenades, combat knifes, and night vision goggles. Tank crews, riding in Leopard 2A6 tanks, were equipped with MP5-K sidearms.

"Mr. Hadrian, the call sign..."
Inside Hadrian a thought took hold. A thought nurtured from birth. One reinforced through years in the CM air force. He began to cry, then, with a steely look replacing the one of desperation and fear, he announced:"I swear to serve this country with might and honor. If needed, I will fight any threat, and give my life for the innocent people of my country. I solemnly swear to fight any threat, if needed even my government. I will not give up my freedom to any man, and fight to protect the freedom of others. And I swear to NEVER betray the great people of our island, even if it means giving up my life. May my life serve my country, even as I swear to serve the island after death."

"Mr. Hadrian, I see you decided to go with Option three."

A goon bashed Hadrian over the head with a blackjack, and the other punched him in the stomach. General Ho handed Douglas a cordless drill, while the goons each grabbed Hadrian by the shoulders.

"The call sign, Mr. Hadrian. I will not ask nicely again."

"Mr. Hadrian, I see you decided to go with Option three."

A goon bashed Hadrian over the head with a blackjack, and the other punched him in the stomach. General Ho handed Douglas a cordless drill, while the goons each grabbed Hadrian by the shoulders.

"The call sign, Mr. Hadrian. I will not ask nicely again."
"May Pluto have mercy on your soul!" He spat at Douglas.

Douglas chuckled as he engaged the drill, and rammed it into Hadrian's kneecap.

"The call sign."

Hadrian gave a bloodcurdling scream, one of horror and pain. Tears ran down his face as the blood started to pour from his kneecap...

General Ho seals the wound with a cigarette lighter. Douglas is handed a pair of bolt cutters and held it to Hadrian's foot. "The call sign?"

"GAH! No... I won't tell you!..."

Douglas squeezed the cutter's handles together. Ho handed him a platter of slat, which was pressed into the wound. Ho finished up by cauterizing the bleeding stump. "The call sign!" Douglas punches the injured foot.

Tears streaming down his face, Hadrian pleaded "Please..No..."

"GIVE ME THE CALL SIGN AND I'LL STOP THIS!" Douglas screamed as he proceeded to kick the living shit out of the captive's bloody foot.

Stevens awakes to find bread and water beside him. the cell was small and dark almost no night except for a tiny window with bars across it.

planes are set up to carry thousands of troops in CM. Large amounts of water mines that haven't been used in years finally have a use.

"GIVE ME THE CALL SIGN AND I'LL STOP THIS!" Douglas screamed as he proceeded to kick the living shit out of the captive's bloody foot.
"Alright, alright! It's *sob*...." Hadrian's head drooped down, his body went limp. Breath no longer traveled through his body, and not a single beat from the heart was found...

"He's flat lining, get the defibrillator." Shit, if he dies, there goes the whole plan Douglas thought, as Ho handed him a defibrillator. "Clear..."

"He's flat lining, get the defibrillator." Shit, if he dies, there goes the whole plan Douglas thought, as Ho handed him a defibrillator. "Clear..."

Hadrian's body twitched around before going limp again, blood still coming out of his knee...

Hadrian was dead. Douglas shrugged, and tossed his body into the cesspool that Hadrian's comrade had once been drowned in...

Official message to MacGruber: "Irene."

Many, many kilometers away, the newly-promoted Captain Itchy shouted "Irene! Irene!" The convoy of cargo planes dropped their troops, along with their vehicles and auxiliary equipment. Itchy was nervous, and with good reason. The HALO jump was were the military got the most fatalities. Itchy jumped and felt the cold of the night...

Macgruber's convoy quickly took of after hearing the code word. they began there HALO jump around the same time as Cuborg's military.


five soldiers at the prison camp grab Stevens and move him to a office down the hall and handcuff him to the chair by his legs and hands. Colonel Jackson walks into the room with a folder. "son, who are who and why did you come? answer quick boy!"

"My name is Commander Stevens, and I was here with my squad to disable your navel base."

Hadrian was dead. Douglas shrugged, and tossed his body into the cesspool that Hadrian's comrade had once been drowned in...

Official message to MacGruber: "Irene."

Many, many kilometers away, the newly-promoted Captain Itchy shouted "Irene! Irene!" The convoy of cargo planes dropped their troops, along with their vehicles and auxiliary equipment. Itchy was nervous, and with good reason. The HALO jump was were the military got the most fatalities. Itchy jumped and felt the cold of the night...
OOC: Where are you dropping to?

OOC: pug city!

The soldiers land in the south side of the Pug City island. The troops land almost silently. The tanks land quite loudly, however. The troops detach their parachutes, and check their weapons. They move slowly towards the city...

As Macgruber troops land on the north side of the island troops advance to the center of the island slowly killing any who blocks there path or refuses to move. the APCs load up there troops and the tanks move out soldier move along the building line.

The soldiers land in the south side of the Pug City island. The troops land almost silently. The tanks land quite loudly, however. The troops detach their parachutes, and check their weapons. They move slowly towards the city...
OOC: It's not an island. The COUNTRY is an island.
As Macgruber troops land on the north side of the island troops advance to the center of the island slowly killing any who blocks there path or refuses to move. the APCs load up there troops and the tanks move out soldier move along the building line.
OOC: Watch out... i've got suprises for both of you...

Marius gazed outside, looking out of his suburban house. Suddenly he noticed something far off in the distance. A APC. CM doesn't use APC's at night... Unless... "INVADERS! INVADERS!" He shouted at the top of his lungs, watching as lights turned on, and people rushed out of their homes. Quickly running downstairs, he fumbled with the lock on his gun case. C'mon...C'mon! Hearing a click, he flung open the case and loaded his pistol and TDW-V1. An outdated anti-tank weapon, but a useful one none-the-less. Running outside, he shakily aimed at the APC, and pulled the trigger...

*Back at Pug City*

"Shite! We've got foreigners!" A man shouted, watching as his squad ran up near him, bordering the river. "Damn... Load the TDW-V3's! Hurry! Hurry!" Their Sgt. shouted, before radioing in for help. Firing at the men, Huern picked off man after man, shooting any who dared not stand behind an entire line of trees...

The Boxer APC quickly tries to avoid the anti tank round but fails to and the missile hit destroying the front tires but leaving the soldiers in the back unharmed. The drivers were badly shanked up, but the gunner had it in him to mount the auto cannon. snipers take there shots and soldiers take cover behind parked cars. Groups of soldier move down alleyways as other secure building killing any who resist of doesn't hear them the first time.

The Boxer APC quickly tries to avoid the anti tank round but fails to and the missile hit destroying the front tires but leaving the soldiers in the back unharmed. The drivers were badly shanked up, but the gunner had it in him to mount the auto cannon. snipers take there shots and soldiers take cover behind parked cars. Groups of soldier move down alleyways as other secure building killing any who resist of doesn't hear them the first time.
Each time the MacGruber soldiers, they were met with the same thing. An armed citizen with a gun, who knew how to use it. It would vary from house to house, occasionally there'd be two or three with guns, sometimes it was a pistol, sometimes it'd be a rifle, the occasional anti-tank weapon. Male or female, young and spry, or old and near-crippled, few houses they came upon were unarmed. Street thugs gathered together their gangs and began to extract a brutal revenge, while several civilians began to snipe the soldiers from their buildings. "FOR THE 398TH BATTALION!" A man shouted as a gigantic war machine walked into view, machine guns blazing...

Shit, the MacGrubers have been hit thought Itchy. "Keep your guard up!" Itchy turned to his aide. "Deckert, call in the airstike." "But there's innocent people in Pug City!" Itchy grabbed Deckert by the collar. "I don't give a shit about the innocent people! We have to do whatever we have to win this war! Call in the airstrike, NOW!" Deckert grabbed his field radio...

"Rodger that, airstrike on way..." The order has put through, there was nothing CM Air Defense could do. Deckert had just sent thousands of innocent people to their deaths.

Itchy's massive platoon of men moved towards the city. Itchy and Deckert stayed at the back of the offense.

"Sir. Incoming planes!"
The commander frowned. "How fast? Can we hit with our *conventional* weapons?"
"Sir, I think we may have to waste some Tungsten."
"Fine then."
Three railguns locked onto each of the planes, before unleashing a single shot, likely to blow anything it hit to small, metallic bits...

OOC: Depending on how many you sent, some might have to cover two. But don't underestimate CM anti-air capabilities.

General Ackbar just sent a command to every soldier kill all in your path regardless if it a unarmed child. tanks fired volleys into the gangs and buildings. snipers strapped thermo goggle on and began firing AP rounds at the rebel snipers. Black hawk helicopter landed on large building and began the massacre.


On a loud speaker Captain Daniel shouted: ''HAHAHHAHHAHA YOUR CRAPPY CIVILIAN WEAPONS ARE OUR NO MATCH FOR OUR ARMOR AND ARMOR PIECING ROUNDS'' as a black hawk fired its mini guns with tracer rounds at the rebels.

General Ackbar just sent a command to every soldier kill all in your path regardless if it a unarmed child. tanks fired volleys into the gangs and buildings. snipers strapped thermo goggle on and began firing AP rounds at the rebel snipers. Black hawk helicopter landed on large building and began the massacre.


On a loud speaker Captain Daniel shouted: ''HAHAHHAHHAHA YOUR CRAPPY CIVILIAN WEAPONS ARE OUR NO MATCH FOR OUR ARMOR AND ARMOR PIECING ROUNDS'' as a black hawk fired its mini guns with tracer rounds at the rebels.
OOC: You don't seem to understand... Most of these are military-grade weapons, fit for the modern US army. Don't think they won't take you down.:D

Down at the hospital, the helicopter began to lift off, heading towards the black hawk. Three shouting men were on it, large assault rifles in their hands. Suddenly stopping, the three men lifted their rifles, and fired a single grenade each, watching as it impacted against the black hawk in a burst of smoke and metal.

Meanwhile, down on the ground, the civilian snipers responded quickly, making barricades out of still running fridges and freezers, popping out only when needed. Armed civilians began mowing down all soldiers who walked through he door, or even entered the yard, only to disappear the next minute. The large war machine quickly stomped forward, mowing down MacGruber men as well as firing small rockets at any APCs or tanks that came in. However, a town of only 5,000 can only do so much against an entire invasion force...

The plane took a direct hit from a railgun. The plane burst into flames. "We're going down!" "Launch it! Let it land where it's gonna land!" The pilot slammed the 'feuer' button. The napalm torpedo flew out of the bay as the plane exploded into a gazillion pieces. The torpedo, lacking the plane's aim or guidance, flew off target, and into the outskirts of the town...

"There's the bomb! Move out!" The Cuborg troops moved into the town, systematically leveling buildings, and firing on anyone not fleeing in fear...

OOC: How big is this city? What kind of buildings are there? Are all your cities this tiny?

The plane took a direct hit from a railgun. The plane burst into flames. "We're going down!" "Launch it! Let it land where it's gonna land!" The pilot slammed the 'feuer' button. The napalm torpedo flew out of the bay as the plane exploded into a gazillion pieces. The torpedo, lacking the plane's aim or guidance, flew off target, and into the outskirts of the town...

"There's the bomb! Move out!" The Cuborg troops moved into the town, systematically leveling buildings, and firing on anyone not fleeing in fear...

OOC: How big is this city? What kind of buildings are there? Are all your cities this tiny?
OOC: No. he landed in the north, so he's currently BEHIND the mountains, attacking a small town right behind Pug city. I SAID that Pug city was surrounded on three sides by mountains, and one side by a river, but does he listen? Nooo.... The city is about four square miles, with about 50,000 people (Hey it's only the government seat, not a large population center :p.) the buildings are mostly clay brick, and very close together, some alleyways are only two feet wide. sometimes less.

Citizens watched in horror as the missile impacted into a few small buildings near where the mountains began to fade out. Shouts of "Invasion! Invasion!" Rang out as thousands of civilians took up their guns, and the elite first battalion readied their APCs and HAWCs. Civilians quickly returned fire on the Cuborg men, fighting a costly battle for every inch of ground, but equipped just as well, if not better then the Cuborg men. The first battalion began firing from rooftops in isolated squads, as compared to the tightly grouped civilians in the streets. Although many civilians chose to go out into the streets, many still stayed with their houses, fighting until the building would come crumbling down...

OOC: No. he landed in the north, so he's currently BEHIND the mountains, attacking a small town right behind Pug city. I SAID that Pug city was surrounded on three sides by mountains, and one side by a river, but does he listen? Nooo.... The city is about four square miles, with about 50,000 people (Hey it's only the government seat, not a large population center :p.) the buildings are mostly clay brick, and very close together, some alleyways are only two feet wide. sometimes less.

Citizens watched in horror as the missile impacted into a few small buildings near where the mountains began to fade out. Shouts of "Invasion! Invasion!" Rang out as thousands of civilians took up their guns, and the elite first battalion readied their APCs and HAWCs. Civilians quickly returned fire on the Cuborg men, fighting a costly battle for every inch of ground, but equipped just as well, if not better then the Cuborg men. The first battalion began firing from rooftops in isolated squads, as compared to the tightly grouped civilians in the streets. Although many civilians chose to go out into the streets, many still stayed with their houses, fighting until the building would come crumbling down...

OOC''The mountains fade away'' thats were we entered and some were just at the border of Pug city
oh and your standard weapons our no match for are armor unless you get a head shot.(that only would work on some troops):D:mp5:

tanks fire into near by building completely flatting some of them. teams in building set up breach charges that would explode into the building firing wood shrapnel at the occupants. a mobile cruise missile set up and fires at the hospital.... one of the black hawks exploded crashing into a nearby building behind the CM front. A AH-64 apache fires its Hydra 70 missile at the incoming chopper and it chain gun. the ground troops fire there reckless rifles at the enemy building and watch as they explode and burn.

OOC''The mountains fade away'' thats were we entered and some were just at the border of Pug city
oh and your standard weapons our no match for are armor unless you get a head shot.(that only would work on some troops):D:mp5:

*Ahem*
As Macgruber troops land on the north side of the island troops advance to the center of the island slowly killing any who blocks there path or refuses to move. the APCs load up there troops and the tanks move out soldier move along the building line.
OOC: And no armor is invincible. AP bullets do wonders, especially in the kind of Close range combat you have to engage in an urban environment. Also, to get to Pug city, you'd have to either cross the river twice, or scale the mountains. The mountains fade away, but into the rushing Little Snout river. You could also scale it... So, delete the rest of the posts, or a small town near the edge of the mountains? Your call, I'll delete/edit my posts too.
tanks fire into near by building completely flatting some of them. teams in building set up breach charges that would explode into the building firing wood shrapnel at the occupants. a mobile cruise missile set up and fires at the hospital.... one of the black hawks exploded crashing into a nearby building behind the CM front. A AH-64 apache fires its Hydra 70 missile at the incoming chopper and it chain gun. the ground troops fire there reckless rifles at the enemy building and watch as they explode and burn.
the buildings are mostly clay brick

OOC: no post deleting! and then i landed in the town or just a tiny bit out just a bit out. and no armor is invincible but if you recall the assault on the Cuborg building a while back your armor resisted more than a couple dozen rounds few grenades and fire. are armor can just resist a couple bullets then they die and your right AP do work wonder. remember that what i have been using them against unarmored civilians or lightly armored troops .:D

OOC: no post deleting! and then i landed in the town or just a tiny bit out just a bit out. and no armor is invincible but if you recall the assault on the Cuborg building a while back your armor resisted more than a couple dozen rounds few grenades and fire. are armor can just resist a couple bullets then they die and your right AP do work wonder. remember that what i have been using them against unarmored civilians or lightly armored troops .:D

Wha? No it didn't One soldier went down within seconds, the other was merely lucky enough to run a few yards and spear someone before he was killed!

OOC:Cuborg back me up you remember the countless tries that failed to kill the five guys. so CM:upyours:

OOC: I will have to agree with MacGruber here.

The Cuborg troops proceeded to the more government-looking buildings in the town, tossing grenades into the clay buildings.

OOC:Cuborg back me up you remember the countless tries that failed to kill the five guys. so CM:upyours:
OOC: Oh, right.. Them.:D I thought you meant the onmes that came with the Ambassador.
OOC: I will have to agree with MacGruber here.

The Cuborg troops proceeded to the more government-looking buildings in the town, tossing grenades into the clay buildings.
Only to have grenades flying back at them, the civilian mob still fighting furiously for every inch of ground.

tanks fire into near by building completely flatting some of them. teams in building set up breach charges that would explode into the building firing wood shrapnel at the occupants. a mobile cruise missile set up and fires at the hospital.... one of the black hawks exploded crashing into a nearby building behind the CM front. A AH-64 apache fires its Hydra 70 missile at the incoming chopper and it chain gun. the ground troops fire there reckless rifles at the enemy building and watch as they explode and burn.

OOC: remember this.... now reply to it :sniper:

"Shit, they're returning fire!" Itchy shouted from the back of the assault. "Feuer frei, spare no one." The Cuborg troops, took cover behind their tanks and armored vehicles as the cannons were loaded and fired into the dwellings. "Push forward!"

OOC''The mountains fade away'' thats were we entered and some were just at the border of Pug city
oh and your standard weapons our no match for are armor unless you get a head shot.(that only would work on some troops):D:mp5:

tanks fire into near by building completely flatting some of them. teams in building set up breach charges that would explode into the building firing wood shrapnel at the occupants. a mobile cruise missile set up and fires at the hospital.... one of the black hawks exploded crashing into a nearby building behind the CM front. A AH-64 apache fires its Hydra 70 missile at the incoming chopper and it chain gun. the ground troops fire there reckless rifles at the enemy building and watch as they explode and burn.
The towering war machine quickly turned it's rockets towards the helicopter, multi-tasking. Lead for the soldiers, explosive material for the Apache. Inside, the pilot desperately tapped buttons and moved small levers, attempting to keep up the deadly barrage. On the ground, the moralites seem almost untouched by the downed medical copter, still carrying out their deadly hit and hide tactics, firing from a building one minute, on the rooftops the next.
"Shit, they're returning fire!" Itchy shouted from the back of the assault. "Feuer frei, spare no one." The Cuborg troops, took cover behind their tanks and armored vehicles as the cannons were loaded and fired into the dwellings. "Push forward!"
A huge Zeppelin began to take off from the airport, several small drone fighters with it. The Zeppelins towering shadow quickly blotted out the moonlight as he flew over above the Cuborg men, chain guns blazing, and artillery pieces letting a deadly barrage out. On the ground, the moralites no longer attempted to move the dead where they were, they merely left them lay in the streets...

OOC: what the hell is a war machine? and the cruise missile and the hospital?


The tanks and rocket soldiers put all there fire power into the war machine as the other push forward firing impact grenades at the front line of civilians.
six nearby F-22 Raptor quickly split into two groups one target the war machine with hellfire missiles. the other group fire MBDA Meteor targeted at the cockpit of the zeppelin

OOC: what the hell is a war machine? and the cruise missile and the hospital?


The tanks and rocket soldiers put all there fire power into the war machine as the other push forward firing impact grenades at the front line of civilians.
six nearby F-22 Raptor quickly split into two groups one target the war machine with hellfire missiles. the other group fire MBDA Meteor targeted at the cockpit of the zeppelin
OOC: Whoops, forgot. Large walker. Think of it as a weak, unstable tank with legs.

The small hospital nearly disappeared in a flurry of brick and dried mortar, all that was left being the very foundation of the structure, blackened by the missile. The Zeppelin didn't hesitate in launching several small rockets at the F-22's, advanced computers attempting to calculate the next move, and pointing the gunners that way. Down at the cockpit, the men quickly hit the seal windows button, listening as the MBDA Meteor approached...

OOC: How powerful is this MBDA meteor and the hellfire missiles?

OCC MBDA meteor are power air to air missiles and remember there's three of them. Hellfire missiles are very powerful air to surface missiles. if i knew it was a weak walker i wouldn't have had air support and heavy tanks attack it at once.

the Macgruber line pushes forward fast. the men fire toward the CM line while running fast, tanks flatten the enemy as they clash with there fleshy enemy. sniper fire at all major threats as elevated heavy machine gunner try and mow down the CM line. the soldiers guarding the heavy machine gunners are having increased difficulty keeping them safe due to the increase number of civilians attacking them.

OCC MBDA meteor are power air to air missiles and remember there's three of them. Hellfire missiles are very powerful air to surface missiles. if i knew it was a weak walker i wouldn't have had air support and heavy tanks attack it at once.

the Macgruber line pushes forward fast. the men fire toward the CM line while running fast, tanks flatten the enemy as they clash with there fleshy enemy. sniper fire at all major threats as elevated heavy machine gunner try and mow down the CM line. the soldiers guarding the heavy machine gunners are having increased difficulty keeping them safe due to the increase number of civilians attacking them.
OOC: But HOW powerful? The Zeppelin window seals are pretty thick, and the Walker (HAWC being the official name) isn't unstable enough to go down on a single grenade, or even several.

The civilians quickly adapted, hiding in the small alleyways and buildings rather then trying to hold their ground. At least a thousand civilians were attempting to evacuate on a few hundred boats, trying to make it to Pug City...

OOC: dude the MBDA meteor can destroy the entire zeppelin cockpit and more there very power full, and buddy a tank round could almost destroy the cockpit.

OOC: dude the MBDA meteor can destroy the entire zeppelin cockpit and more there very power full, and buddy a tank round could almost destroy the cockpit.
OOC: And you know that how? All right, let me put it this way: Could it destroy a tank? You don't really think that this is a Zeppelin from 1930s, do ya? CM has improved on them almost as much as the Airplane, in almost all ways except speed.

OOC:fine a tank round can't but something that can completely destroy LARGE air craft (thats the purpose) it could destroy your zeppelin . ok continue what happen to your zeppelin.

OOC:fine a tank round can't but something that can completely destroy LARGE air craft (thats the purpose) it could destroy your zeppelin . ok continue what happen to your zeppelin.

OOC: So it could destroy a tank?

OOC: A MBDA meteor is a seeker missile meant to destroy flying armored target. a tank would not survive the blast and your zeppelin's cockpit would be gone for sure cause three just hit it.

OCC MBDA meteor are power air to air missiles and remember there's three of them. Hellfire missiles are very powerful air to surface missiles. if i knew it was a weak walker i wouldn't have had air support and heavy tanks attack it at once.

the Macgruber line pushes forward fast. the men fire toward the CM line while running fast, tanks flatten the enemy as they clash with there fleshy enemy. sniper fire at all major threats as elevated heavy machine gunner try and mow down the CM line. the soldiers guarding the heavy machine gunners are having increased difficulty keeping them safe due to the increase number of civilians attacking them.

OOC: reply to this post...... :rolleyes: :sniper:

" I think you can sleep in a cell with other prisoners tonight Stevens. I regret to inform you face the death penalty in several weeks . TAKE HIM TO NORTH BLOCK!'' shouted Colonel Jackson. the five guards remove his leg and arm cuffs and start to drag him down several long hall in till they reach a cell with a large unstable looking white guy. "do you got my steak?" he whimpered. "no, we don't want you to shit yourself when you swing tomorrow" one of the guards chuckled. " we save you the scraps" Another guard laughed. the one of the five guys threw Stevens into the cell and locks the door. " I want to go home " the unstable man yells.

OOC: A MBDA meteor is a seeker missile meant to destroy flying armored target. a tank would not survive the blast and your zeppelin's cockpit would be gone for sure cause three just hit it.

OOC: reply to this post...... :rolleyes: :sniper:
OOC: If you'll please stop saying that it would destroy the cockpit because it is teh uber awesome and can destroy anything!!11!111, you'll notice I've already responded to it.
The civilians quickly adapted, hiding in the small alleyways and buildings rather then trying to hold their ground. At least a thousand civilians were attempting to evacuate on a few hundred boats, trying to make it to Pug City...
Also, you have yet to respond to this post:
OOC: But HOW powerful?
On the hellfire missiles.