NationStates Jolt Archive

OOC: Not to butt in, but NStracker says your average citizen earns no where near $55,000. It's actually $20,582.10.

K, I'll go away now.

They earn about 35,000 Quasars a year. Where'd you get 22,000 from?... To convert to USD, I multiply by the exchange rate, about 1.6, to get 55,000 USD.

SIC:

To: the Laquasan Emperor
From: The Holy Confederacy

If I were you, I would urge the ICCD forces currently attacking to withdraw immediately.

They earn about 35,000 Quasars a year. Where'd you get 22,000 from?... To convert to USD, I multiply by the exchange rate, about 1.6, to get 55,000 USD.

http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=Laquasa_Isle

NSEconomy says your GDP per capita is 34,208.94-which is nearly 20,000 more than mine XD

OOC: At this point you're only likely to get more Laquasans killed.

Liberating an ally= Death?

D-Day my friend

They earn about 35,000 Quasars a year. Where'd you get 22,000 from?... To convert to USD, I multiply by the exchange rate, about 1.6, to get 55,000 USD.

http://nstracker.retrogade.com/

Consumption: [GRAPH] Q$7,759,451,700,000.00

Q$7,759,451,700,000.00 is the total amount of money every single person in your nation makes, combined. Now, divide by 377 million and you get the average, which is Q$20,582.10. Converted to NS Dollars (USD) that is $32,879.90.

Liberating an ally= Death?

D-Day my friend

OOC: Yes, fighting a large scale war to take back a peacfully occupied LI=More Dead Laquasans

OOC: Yes, fighting a large scale war to take back a peacfully occupied LI=More Dead Laquasans

OOC: VONTANAS. THERE IS AN OOC THREAD FOR A REASON.

Sorry for caps, but you're posting here is pretty much not needed.

Clandonian Forces Laquasa Isle, HQ

The attack had been was expected, the Clandonian's had wondered why no one had returned the call of aid that the pathetic Laqians had called in. With no actual Clandonian fleets operating in the area then the attacks were aimed on civilian vessels causing massive deaths as the burnt and bloodied corpses washed up on the beaches turning the sand red. With air threats detected the Clandonian's could do little as the hostile's bombed the city which they were reconstructing causing massive collateral damages, with messages being disrupted due to unknown atmospheric radiation local commanders were helpless as they waited for help from the homeland.

Across Clandonia many wondered why as cellular networks failed and satellite services failed as Clandonian satellites were hit. The government realised what was going on and went to DEFCON 2 calling in the military to start snap count to begin deployment of Clandonian strategic assets to counter attack. Not that it mattered, a few hundred Clandonian's were dead with possibly tens of thousands of Laqian civilians that had done nothing wrong except live there.

"Lucky, nice to see the liberators doing some good old fashioned killings." Joked the President after the cabinet meeting, the occupation had just stepped up now to a war.

"Sir, Intracircumcordeian forces have begun assaulting the occupying forces of Laquasa Isle."

President raslin Illiyich got a frown on his face. "Our forces?"

"No sir. Not yet, anyways. Any orders?"

"Yes. Step up the construction of our infrastructure in Chellian Isle. Set up AA defenses, another airfield, and the rest of it. Also, get me the god damned ICCD ambassador. Him and I need to half a talk."

"Sir, Intracircumcordeian forces have begun assaulting the occupying forces of Laquasa Isle."

President raslin Illiyich got a frown on his face. "Our forces?"

"No sir. Not yet, anyways. Any orders?"

"Yes. Step up the construction of our infrastructure in Chellian Isle. Set up AA defenses, another airfield, and the rest of it. Also, get me the god damned ICCD ambassador. Him and I need to half a talk."

An ICCD representative was soon meeting with Chellian Officials.

"... To explain the reports of rape and otherwise shot up through the political ranks, and infected the Casa Militar with a deep desire to rid the Laqusa Isles of the Caladonian forces. Insurances of no attacks against Chellis or Aeson have been made. We ask Chellis to join us in removing Caladonia Prime from the Isles. We are allies, as stated from the begining we will not be the first to throw a punch against a friend. Our mutual alliance and common goals should be peace enough. Hopefully President Illiyich you can see that Caladonia Prime has no place in the Occupation. They are untamed and unpredictable

The information I have is very limited, but rest assured ICCD will not initiate a war against Chellis. You have our word, as we are both members of the UCN and have no gain in attacking one another. Join the war against Caladonia Prime and we can fight side by side to insure proper administration and proper values."

ICCD-Intracircumcordei;12261820']An ICCD representative was soon meeting with Chellian Officials.

"... To explain the reports of rape and otherwise shot up through the political ranks, and infected the Casa Militar with a deep desire to rid the Laqusa Isles of the Caladonian forces. Insurances of no attacks against Chellis or Aeson have been made. We ask Chellis to join us in removing Caladonia Prime from the Isles. We are allies, as stated from the begining we will not be the first to throw a punch against a friend. Our mutual alliance and common goals should be peace enough. Hopefully President Illiyich you can see that Caladonia Prime has no place in the Occupation. They are untamed and unpredictable

The information I have is very limited, but rest assured ICCD will not initiate a war against Chellis. You have our word, as we are both members of the UCN and have no gain in attacking one another. Join the war against Caladonia Prime and we can fight side by side to insure proper administration and proper values."

"My title is President raslin Illiyich, for starters. Now, lets get out of this formal bullshit. Yeah, Clandonia Prime is a nation of dicks. We've been dealing with them much longer than you. Still, there are nations who don't wish to see Clandonia Prime be attacked, and would aid them.

Your nation is making a mistake. Not just the fact that you don't even know the proper name of the nation you wish to invade," Illiyich said, with a chuckle "But really. A war will be more harmful to many more people, than this occupation would be. You are causing needless bloodshed, and quite honestly, are giving people a bad impression of the UCN, from what our analysts can tell."

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Clandonian Forces Laquasa Isle, HQ

The attack had been was expected, the Clandonian's had wondered why no one had returned the call of aid that the pathetic Laqians had called in. With no actual Clandonian fleets operating in the area then the attacks were aimed on civilian vessels causing massive deaths as the burnt and bloodied corpses washed up on the beaches turning the sand red. With air threats detected the Clandonian's could do little as the hostile's bombed the city which they were reconstructing causing massive collateral damages, with messages being disrupted due to unknown atmospheric radiation local commanders were helpless as they waited for help from the homeland.

Across Clandonia many wondered why as cellular networks failed and satellite services failed as Clandonian satellites were hit. The government realised what was going on and went to DEFCON 2 calling in the military to start snap count to begin deployment of Clandonian strategic assets to counter attack. Not that it mattered, a few hundred Clandonian's were dead with possibly tens of thousands of Laqian civilians that had done nothing wrong except live there.

"Lucky, nice to see the liberators doing some good old fashioned killings." Joked the President after the cabinet meeting, the occupation had just stepped up now to a war.

Actually the attacks were aimed at shipping locations and fuel depots.. not against shipping at this point.. any shipping coming in would be vessels aiming to resupply your forces (regardless of the type (essentially the attacks were aimed at stopping resupply.. with large focus on fuel (in these winter months...i.e. gasoline refineries, natural gas, shipping fuel etc.. or any military or merchant marines originating from caladonia prime or other known allies resupplying your troops in Caladonia - I'm not going to contest but if no attacks were down I'm geussing there were about 850 successful strikes on any coastal ports, or fuel depots - shipping attacks were actually to be carried out by the subs in a later phase.. if you'd like you can edit if you think it is appropriate.)

SInce there is no resistance by Caladonian forces Caladonian pooling stations (ooc: if there are any barracks or occupied building, or defence fortifications) If the missions are successful they'll pour in until all intelligence on Caladonian positions is exhausted --- but only about 1600 more bombing missions are posible within the budget).


(is there no response from Jaredcohnia? ) p.s. I'm geussing there were a few misses so perhaps 835 successful runs.

"My title is President raslin Illiyich, for starters. Now, lets get out of this formal bullshit. Yeah, Clandonia Prime is a nation of dicks. We've been dealing with them much longer than you. Still, there are nations who don't wish to see Clandonia Prime be attacked, and would aid them.

Your nation is making a mistake. Not just the fact that you don't even know the proper name of the nation you wish to invade," Illiyich said, with a chuckle "But really. A war will be more harmful to many more people, than this occupation would be. You are causing needless bloodshed, and quite honestly, are giving people a bad impression of the UCN, from what our analysts can tell."

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"It is unfortunate, I'm actually not too informed on the situation President raslin Illiyich, about 10 minutes ago I lost contact with the Foreign Office so I'm a little in the dark." He smiles. "I can only advise not to support Caladonia Prime in the Occupation of the Isles. ICCD is not inclined to a long term war against Caladonia, and I can only guess is aiming to remove them, but it may be much more than that. If you have any messages for the Logothe or Emperor I can transfer them. We are your allies, we cannot stand by and watch our allies be raped. I don't know fully what is planned but I know that attacks against our allies is not on the agenda, any assistance in the case of an expanded war is appreciated. We are defending the people of the Isles."

Encypted Communique' to ICCD



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Statement of the New Constitutional Monarchy of Laquasa


To our Dian Allies,

These violators of our Sovereignty are both annoying, strict, and somewhat brutal. With the fall of Clandonia, we propose the basic strategy of cutting of supplies to the occupational forces, and proceding to removing the scum from our nation. Please only destroy Jaredohenian military areas, The Aeson is not nearly as hostile.

Clandonia Prime had fallen. Chellis knew this would happen, sooner or later, and when Questers had formally come out against it, Chellis had figured sooner. It would all come together, however. Chellis wasn't one to miss out on oppertunities.

---

Message to: Laquasa Isle and all interested parties
From: Chellis

Clandonia Prime has fallen, and it is in no position to maintain its occupation of Laquasa Isle. As such, Chellis will be moving forces in to assure the reconstruction of Laquasa Isle in formerly Clandonian occupied areas. We ask that the current other occupiers of Laquasa Isle, Jaredcohenia and The Aeson, not to make this into a big issue.

Chellian forces will follow the lead of the other occupying nations. When they feel Laquasa isle is to be given back their territory, Chellis will do the same. Chellis will not attempt to force Laquasa Isle into becoming a Communist nation, nor a dictatorship. We simply feel that, Laquasa Isle being so close to Sovereign Chellian territory, we cannot let it become destabilized at any costs. We must be assured of this, and we cannot trust anybody but ourselves here.

Chellian forces will not act in an aggressive military manner towards any nation nor group of people. Do not create conflict where none needs be.

Thank you.

---

Small initial groups of marines began to land in the area's formerly occupied by Laquasa Isle, whatever nearby ships could afford to give up. A couple carriers nearby launched fighters to do recon and area denial, incase of any attempts to usurp Chellian plans. Meanwhile, five divisions were preparing to ship out from Chellian Isle, while 16 were on the way from New Chellis, and another 12 were being readied from Chellis itself.

Encypted Communique' to Chellis



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Statement of the Federal Republic of Laquasa


President Raslin Illiyich,

We would be delighted for you to rebuild that which was brutally destroyed by the Evil Clandonian military, which we are proud to proclaim officially no longer exists.

Citizens in old Clandonian territory were the happiest of souls, they sang as they went about their day, fed the birds, took a swim, and knowing they could sleep safe tonight. All over the country, they heard of possible ICCD intereference- it was hard to keep this out. They complied with all demands given, but as in all wars, life slowly returned to normal.

The Clandonian military answered the Kings call and proceeded to tactically pull out as they no longer existed as a unit. They didn't even want to be in this horrible little back water country with its ugly slutty women offering them selves all the time, it seemed like every Laqian female from the age of 12 was raised to be a prostitute, Huzzah, the war was over.

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TO: The Slavic Federal Republic of Jaredcohenia

The Federation of Aunesia, noting the disproportionate cost involved in defending the Aunesian Exclave from rebel Laquasians, hereby cedes sovereignty of the area in question to The Slavic Federal Republic of Jaredcohenia, to dispose of as they see fit. This shall come in to effect at 00:00 hours tomorrow evening, by which time all Aunesian men/materials will be removed. We shall provide you with detailed plans of the minefield.

Yours,

Andrew Short
Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs


TO: The Democratic Republic of Laquasa Isle

The Federation of Aunesia hereby recalls its ambassador and places the Democratic Republic back under a total trade embargo. We no longer recognise the 'democratic' republic. All impounded vessels have been released, although their cargoes have been confiscated as per the embargo.

"Well, well, it appears that the balance of power here has significantly shifted."

"Yessir."

"Any word on the 'Dians?'"

"Nosir. Still waiting for a status report from their initial strike, but they don't seem to have taken any further action."

"And the Clandonians are pulling out?"

"Yessir. The Laquasans are welcoming the Chellisians, but then, they'd probably welcome the Doomanis after what the Clandonians did."

"Very well. Continue as is, then. I imagine some of our refugees will want to return to their homes now that the Clandonians are gone, though."

"Probably, sir."

To: President raslin Illyich

We will accept your offer. Currently, the Slavic Federal Republic of Jaredcohenia is occupying the capital of Laquasa, Lorai, the island of Laquasa. We believe that the Holy Confederacy of the Aeson holds territory in the island of Conquesta, and you can occupy everything else.

~Alexander Cobalin, Governor of Occupied Laquasa

To: President raslin Illyich

We will accept your offer. Currently, the Slavic Federal Republic of Jaredcohenia is occupying the capital of Laquasa, Lorai, the island of Laquasa. We believe that the Holy Confederacy of the Aeson holds territory in the island of Conquesta, and you can occupy everything else.

~Alexander Cobalin, Governor of Occupied Laquasa

To: Alexander Cobalin

We are glad that Jaredcohenia finds this arrangement acceptable. We will follow your lead in the occupation, and when you feel Laquasa Isle is ready to be a free nation, we will end our occupation. May this be the first step in improving Chellian-Jaredcohenian relations.

~President raslin Gregov Illiyich.

IC:

People went about their day, though many wondered and several asked when the Constitution would be approved, and when elections would be held.

Northern Conquista
1300 hrs

At fifty thousand feet, twelve Airbus A400M (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airbus_A400M) cargo aircraft hurtled through the sky towards Nueva Barcelona.

"Zulu leader to squadron, descend to fifteen thousand feet. Ready the egg for the skillet."

The crew of the lead aircraft waited anxiously to reach their target. Laquasa Isle, to be honest, was somewhere none of the aircrew wanted to be.

"Approaching Nueva Barcelona."

"Drop the payload."

Six of the aircraft dropped thousands of pounds worth of food and medical supplies, then turning back for Eurasia. Six more continued onward.

IC:

People went about their day, though many wondered and several asked when the Constitution would be approved, and when elections would be held.
OOC:


That was the que for you all to begin approving the constitution and planning elections.


By the way, if none of you are democratic, why are you so intent on installing democracy?

IC:

People, the needy ones at least, were grateful for the Eurasian aid.

OOC:


That was the que for you all to begin approving the constitution and planning elections.


By the way, if none of you are democratic, why are you so intent on installing democracy?

IC:

People, the needy ones at least, were grateful for the Eurasian aid.

OOC: Jaredcohenia is a democracy. My executive branch is a dynasty, Judicial and Legislative are elected by a popular vote. >_>

Also, link me to the constitution. I'll give it my thumbs up or down.

Approaching Lorai
1600 hrs

"How long until we reach Lorai?"

"Five, ten minutes. The winds are becoming increasingly heavy - slowing us down."

The planes glided through a storm cloud, the rain freezing on the hull. Only the tail and wing lights blinking away could be seen.

Lightning hit the fifth plane, shorting out its power supply.

"Shit, shit! We've lost power, and two turboprops are rapidly losing speed."

The altimeter continued to spiral, and the aircraft dropped from 11,000 metres to 7,000 metres.

"Emergency power to the engines, now!"

"I can't get 'er to move the fuck up!"

The turboprops finally stopped rotating except for one, which had caught fire. The plane crashed into the choppy waves below.

The other five aircraft flew over Lorai, dropped their payloads, and returned home, mourning for their lost comrades.

'Tis a summary, I didn't feel like adding all the flowery sh!t.

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I am an ally of laquasa Isle. As Pope of Loganish, I send my best soldiers to fight the enemies!

OOC: Uh...

fools! afraid much?
~Pope Logateen the XXVI~

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Statement of the Government of the United Kingdom of Eurasia

Any attempt to interfere in the peacekeeping and rebuilding efforts will be met with the full might of the Eurasian Armed Forces. Attempting to oust the Coalition only harms Laquasa.

SIC:

Jaredcohenian Slavmarines intercepted the medical supplies and food. One Slavmarine noted "Fucking bastards...they know all supplies go through the coalition! Brothers, tonight we feast." The Lorai Slavmarines had been living off rations for a while-tonight, they ate the supplies. All aid was to go to Governor Cobalin, not directly to the Laqian people.

The Slavmarines openned up all of the boxes; taking out food, medicine, more food, etc. They took out blankets and placed them on the ground, making picnics. "Someone pass the rolls and the turkey!" a soldier screamed. "Chuck a beer this way, yo!" "Someone put some chicken on the grill!"

Upon searching the package for medicine, soldiers found: morphine, vicodin, ritalin, and to top it all off-marijuana. While most of the soldiers remained on their regular duty, other soldiers started smoking some of the marijuana for non-medicinal purposes.

OOC: I'll post my edits to the constitution later. Too lazy to now.

Chellian troops began to occupy the islands of Laquasa Isle, except for Conquista and Laquasa Isle itself, where Jaredcohenia was occupying. Chellians began to set up posts in Imperiala, the Britannican Isles, and a good number of the Kargarian Islands.

Talk of a constitution went around, which disgusted the Chellian soldiers. Democracy was a dirty word in their minds, so backwards. Yet, Chellis had decreed to follow Jaredcohenia's lead.

Some had no idea why they were even occupying. The official word was that Chellis wanted to create goodwill between the Laquasan people and Chellians, after the forceful enlargening of the Imitez base.

Chellian troops began to occupy the islands of Laquasa Isle, except for Conquista and Laquasa Isle itself, where Jaredcohenia was occupying. Chellians began to set up posts in Imperiala, the Britannican Isles, and a good number of the Kargarian Islands.

Talk of a constitution went around, which disgusted the Chellian soldiers. Democracy was a dirty word in their minds, so backwards. Yet, Chellis had decreed to follow Jaredcohenia's lead.

Some had no idea why they were even occupying. The official word was that Chellis wanted to create goodwill between the Laquasan people and Chellians, after the forceful enlargening of the Imitez base.

Those are pretty much unpopulated, except N.M. and Imperiala.

Those are pretty much unpopulated, except N.M. and Imperiala.

OOC: Its pretty easy to occupy unpopulated islands. Even easier to stay, and claim that since nobody was on them, we don't have to give them back after occupation ends. Ohh, also, would there happen to be any military equipment laying around the populated areas? Even if its rifles, or whatever.

The Cuba de'force (CDF-Small Alliance) is considering sending a small number of staff, with a number of possibly 50, mostly consisting of Medical Staff, Doctors, Nurses & several Soldiers. This is on offer to those that are fighting against Laquasa Isle, not the enemies.

If anyone is interested, perhaps we can send more medical staff, please tg me immediatly if interested.

OOC:

EOCs are over.... Whoooo!


Jaredcohenia, this is getting boring due to lack of RP.. Would you hold elections or approve a constitution so we could get over with this?

IC:

Today, across the nation, people used their sickdays and kept the kids at home as millions of people walked in peace marches, waving Laqian flags, singing "Laquasa the Beautiful", and holding up signs with arrows and drawn hands pointing the the occupational forces back home. As they marched, they chanted things like "Pull out now!" and "Restore Democracy!". There were no riots, or at least yet.

IC: "Citizens of the Aesonic occupied zone, you are hereby ordered to disperse. This manner of gathering is specifically banned under occupation law."

The man shouting was standing on top of a rumbling Behemoth III, one of the ten assigned to the Laquasan occupation.

"I repeat, you are hereby ordered to disperse. If you do not do so forthwith, you will be designated as violators of occupation law, and forecfully dispersed. Nobody here would enjoy that!"

Every territory. About 10 million people are marching...

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Open Communiqué

To all nations occupying Laquasa Isle:

I urge that there is a speedy resolution to this conflict. Please, approve a constitution with all due speed so that the spectre of normalcy may permeate the nation.

Signed,
Sir Phillip J. Sinclair
The Rt. Hon. Sir Phillip Sinclair
Prime Minister of Eurasia

OOC:

ANOTHER Gov't change?! Whoah!

To: Eurasia

wtf, stfu

~Premier Mikhail Cohen

THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN SENT VIA TEXT MESSAGING


OOC: dont make me do something i'll regret in the morning

People are guaranteed:
The Freedom of Speech
The Freedom of the Press
A Trial by Jury
Males are given the right to vote
The Right to Possess Non-Automatic Weaponry

Voting:
Legislative Branch:
FEDERAL
Senate
Two Representatives Per State, one Senior Representative and one Junior Representative. The Senior Representative will be voted in once every four years, the Junior once every two years.
LOCAL
Each state will have it's own legislative body. Per one hundred thousand citizens, there will be one assembly man.

JUDICIAL
Executive picks, Legislative approves

EXECUTIVE
Vote by the People using an electoral college system. One representative in a state is equal to one electoral college. To win an electoral college vote, the area encompassing the state must be a majority of 51%.

The executive branch, however, must be okayed prior to their election by Jaredcohenia, Chellis, and The Aeson for an unspecified period of time.

More to come later.

Imperiala, Laquasa Isle

The Chellians triumphantly rode down the roads of imperiala, in their tanks and IFVs. Understandably, a number of Laquasans were scared of the coming Chellians, as Clandonia had left a bad taste in their mouths. But some had come out to see the Chellians anyways.

"Salut! Hello! Sayato!" Yelled the Chellian soldiers, as they rode past Laquasans. They threw packages of candy, and of food. Some soldiers stopped by older looking laquasans, and offered them vodka and rum.

All over the island, meetings were being held by the Chellians. Massive amounts of food, candy, water, and alcohol had been shipped in for this first wave. All Laquasans were invited to come to these meetings. Chellis wanted to show the people of Laquasa that their new communist neighbor's weren't bad people. That they believed in helping the needy.

General ROE's were put out to harm no Laquasans that were not brandishing weaponry in public. Anyone acting disruptive without weaponry would be kindly asked to stop, and if they didn't, they would be taken to prison, for a short period of time.

IC:


At the announcement that no women would be able to vote, thousands of suffragists began to rally in the street. If it was a democracy, it must be representative of all people. The Laqians were going to choose for themslves what their constitution would be, not some old farts that ran different third-world countries. They liked the old version, made by their Senate, and they were enraged at this stance on women's rights. They had a feeling things would be changed as soon as the presence of enemies were gone. Most people were okay with the Chellians- though the candy was poisoned and thrown at Jaredcohenians occasionally. Laqians weren't sexist- even males hated to see the lack of their wives freedom, even if it was a very conservative population.

OOC: If I'm a third world nation because I feel like imposing rights on your people, then I don't know what a first world nation is. Mikhail Cohen is 29-30 years old, Ivan Cohen is 55. Popinski is 35. They aren't old.

IC:

The soldiers poisoned candy were thrown at were the ones that were high from medical marijuana/abusing opiates/drooling from Vicodin. They did nothing.

The non-intoxicated soldiers, however..

"Get the fuck out of the streets!" they fired their rifles in the air. "Get out of the streets now!" Soldiers eventually, after 30-45 minutes, appeared in riot gear. "If you want to protest, fill out the protest forms located in every government building! This is not permitted in the area of Laquasa Isle!"

Some women stayed as many rushed indoors....

People are guaranteed:
The Freedom of Speech
The Freedom of the Press
A Trial by Jury
Males are given the right to vote
The Right to Possess Non-Automatic Weaponry

Voting:
Legislative Branch:
FEDERAL
Senate
Two Representatives Per State, one Senior Representative and one Junior Representative. The Senior Representative will be voted in once every four years, the Junior once every two years.
LOCAL
Each state will have it's own legislative body. Per one hundred thousand citizens, there will be one assembly man.

JUDICIAL
Executive picks, Legislative approves

EXECUTIVE
Vote by the People using an electoral college system. One representative in a state is equal to one electoral college. To win an electoral college vote, the area encompassing the state must be a majority of 51%.

The executive branch, however, must be okayed prior to their election by Jaredcohenia, Chellis, and The Aeson for an unspecified period of time.

More to come later.

The Imperial Senate approved the bill. After all, they were just going to change it as soon as the occupation was out of the nation.

The Imperial Senate approved the bill. After all, they were just going to change it as soon as the occupation was out of the nation.

OOC: Then occupation will never be over-that was only a draft and not complete.

IC:

"Get out of the streets now. This is your second warning. If you do not comply with the second warning, you will face a third warning before your detainment."

OOC: They never said they'd just change it. If it's a draft, please mark it.

IC:

The women, angry, ran inside.

OOC: "More to come later." quoted from the post.

IC:

"Yeah and don't come out again 'til you get the right papers!"

"Or if ya make me some pancakes!" The men chuckled, women in Jaredcohenia knew...and when I say knew...I mean knew how to make pancakes. Laqian women...not so much.

A women, from her high apartment, dumped urine on the rude troops below.

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Encrypted Communiqué to Jaredcohenia

Premier Cohen:

It seems that the Coalition is having some minor difficulties controlling the people of Laquasa. Eurasia has the answer to the problems in Laquasa Isle. I humbly request permission to deploy thirty thousand Prætorian Guardsmen into Laquasa Isle to assist in peacekeeping and occupation forces. You have my assurances that will act in the interests of Jaredcohenia.

Signed,
Sir Phillip J. Sinclair
Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Eurasia

A women, from her high apartment, dumped urine on the rude troops below.

"Who the fuck did that? What greaseball bitch did that shit?!" The soldiers ran into the building, rifles at arms. They smelt of urine, but they were quite angry. It was surely better to be pissed off then pissed on.

To: Sir Phillip Sinclair, Eurasian Prime Minister

We do not need your help at the moment. If you are needed, we will respond with a telegram to your nation. We are quite hesitant to do this, however. Recent actions with the Eurasian/Laquasan peoples have turned to an alliance, and that makes us a tad paranoid. We apologize.

~Premier Mikhail Cohen

SIC:

At the Tyraningrad, the Council of Ministers sat around a large coffee table. Normally, Tuesday was poker night at the Tyraningrad. Poker would not be played. "We have the issue of the Emperor, Premier..." Ivan Cohen said before swigging down a tankard that he recieved from Zukariaan kaiser Konrad II. "If we executed him ourselves, we fear an insurgency will occur."

Vladimir Clay was lying on a couch, reading the Coheningrad Times. The cover had an article about the occupation. "You know, we do have those mercenaries."

"Mercenaries?" Adm. Popinski queried. "Who, what, when, where, why, how?"

"Mercenaries from Doomingsland. Mercenaries from Doomingsland. A few months ago. Training in Zykrania. Seemed like a good deal. Purchased via credit card" said the Premier from his computer. "Eurasia wants to send troops. I told him to fuck off basically."

"I hope you did not tell him to go fuck himself like you said to what's his face...that guy in that Erklan?" Ivan Cohen said while he was refilling his tankard, he was using Das Gut! imported beer from Zukariaan Bavaria. On the cover of the bottle was a blonde, large breasted woman in traditional dress. "Nothing is better than Das Gut!"

"Vodka is." Mikhail sneered and stood up, walking over to his refridgerator to grab a bottle of Plubchukuo vodka, 80 proof. "I think it would be best to use these mercenaries. If no one knows where they're from...then we can say the Emperor and his family were 'kidnapped' while we're behind the scenes and watch the Doomingsland mercenaries torture and execute them."

"Why Doomingsland?" Soda Popinski asked. "We have our own soldiers...and we have been torturing criminals for years effectively. Why pay for 'em?"

"We paid for the mercenaries using money donated to us by random nations who hated Laquasa Isle-lots of 'em. Doomie mercs are known for their...skills. I personally fear Doomie mercs, I have them in a facility training and playing games, a few Blubbettes to keep them company as well. You know what they say about Blubbettes...once you go green..."

OOC:

If you got away with the sniper, I'd like him not harmed.

OOC:

If you got away with the sniper, I'd like him not harmed.

OOC: No guarantees. I'm not sure what a Doomingsland mercenary would do :/

Also, I promised not to kill him. The actions of a mercenary didnt :P

OOC:

I guess I can't control the actions of an insurgent well-trained sniper


I'd like him alive. Besides, he's done no crime...

OOC:

I guess I can't control the actions of an insurgent well-trained sniper


I'd like him alive. Besides, he's done no crime...

OOC: doesnt mean he cant be kidnapped :/ i can't control someone else's actions

OOC: But you can RP the kidnapping. Well then return him without many scratches. I'd hate to see what those heavyweight Russian Women could do to my 200 pounder 24-year old...


And about how long 'till I have my country back, so I can allow women to be more than slaves?

OOC: But you can RP the kidnapping. Well then return him without many scratches. I'd hate to see what those heavyweight Russian Women could do to my 200 pounder 24-year old...


And about how long 'till I have my country back, so I can allow women to be more than slaves?

OOC: I'll tell Doomie that his people are "heavyweight Russian Women".

You'll have your country back when I say you can.

OOC:

Could I have you all out reasonably soon? There's no point to beating around the bush RPing picnics. Can we have elections or something?

OOC:Eh, I'll get around to doing the kidnappy thing tommorow, hopefully...although I'm not sure where you got "heavyweight Russian women from" in reference to my guys...they aren't even Russian, let alone women...

Laquasa, mind giving me some details on where your emperor is, his security detail, etc?

OOC:

I'd like him back in decent health- no *excruciating* torture or death, please. I know its your specialty.


He's got several guards and lives in relatively good security. He's 27, wife is 26. Name: Alexo Vamirez I. He's Italian.

Here's him and his wife. Don't ask which is which.

http://www.v-brazil.com/culture/sports/football/player/kaka-marriage.jpg

OOC: Which one's which :)

J/k, where's the house located? What's it like? Terrain, location, et cetera, need to know this stuff...

It's medditaranean around the whole country. But shifting winds mean cold winters... it's snowy right now. The palace is on a 15 acre estate. It's several times bigger than buckingham. Italian style. Can't find a pic right now. Will later.

OOC:

Well, seeing Jaredcohenia is cruel and in Russia.... that's where the heavyweighters come in. I found a suitable pic! 'Member, doomie, I'd like him back in decent shape.


http://www.georgeledger.co.uk/tutorials/images/Montage/brussels%20royal%20palace.JPG

Hello...?

[OOC: People have school you know, especially during the day.]

BUMP for Doomie

OOC:Argh...I'm sorry, I didn't have time today, and I really can't promise I will tommorow...not sure when I'll be able to get one up at this stage, hopefully by the end of the week...

That's okay. RL sucks sometimes. Jaredcohenia, in the meantime, can you have an election or something?

J: You have a TG

OOC: Laquasa, I hate to interrupt/spam, but I think complaining about the occupation/lack of elections only makes it worse. When I was occupied, it sucked, trust me. RP how the occupation is affecting the country, the people, and do it in detail. It'll make for better RP, and it'll pass the time.

Life on the isles slowly was becoming somewhat reminescent of life proir to the war. Business men went to work, and children went to school. The economy wasn't significantly damaged, most Clandonian pillaging was repaid for. People were happy, especially in Chellian territory- though they wondered about their intentions. Strangely enough, pancakes appeared all over Jaredcohenian occupation zones, in the streets and on sidewalks. Suffagist sayins were sprayed on some in syrup. Occasionally a bucket of urine was thrown on various parades. In Aesonic territory, life was pretty normal. People were happy with the treatment they got, even a few relationships had sparked there. The media, on top of everything, was beding the story to get viewers worldwide. The Imperial Senate was in function, and people were left wondering about when they would be taken out of power and elections would be held. They also worried for their beloved old leader- the Emperor. They knew if he was harmed, all hell would break loose...

SIC:

HMS Vengeance
Vanguard-class SSBM
In international waters near Laquasa

"Captain, we've reached the designated firing position."

"Understood, Commander. Lock the missile targets for major Jaredcohenian military concentrations. No nuclear weapons. Yet."

The commander plunged the missile key into the control terminal, and began inputting coordinates transmitted to them from the Ministry for Defence.

Warning: missiles have been armed. Missiles one through five inclusive, and fifteen through twenty inclusive have been readied for launch, the computer intoned.

"Shall we fire, sir?"

"Not yet. Inform the Ministry on a coded frequency of our status. Use protocol 792-c."

"Understood."

OOC:

Installations in Laquasa or in his own country?

OOC: In Laquasa.
IC:

Lorai
2030 hrs

Five unmarked, unarmed B17 aircraft flew over the city of Lorai. Their payload: leaflets. Tens of thousands of leaflets were dropped over the city. They read as follows:

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/3342/laquasaairdropleafletle9.png

The bombers, if they weren't destroyed, would crash themselves into the ocean, so that their nation of origin would not be discovered.

((OOC: Very nice British Londinium))

[OOC: *bows* thank you, thank you.]

OOC:I would know about this because of my bases in Eurasia, as well as the fact that I have satellites watching. I can watch the B-17s leaving over Eurasia, then my satellites over Laquasa see identical B-17s arriving. It's 2+2.
Encrypted Message to the Government of Eurasia
Cease and desist all hostile actions over occupied Laquasa. You have violated the airspace of an ally of the Imperial Democracy, and we have no need to remind the government of Eurasia of the repercussions.

[OOC: They didn't launch from Eurasia, they launched from a carrier. But still, I see your point.]

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Secure Statement of the Prime Minister to Whyatica

The actions of the B17 pilots in this affair are most grevious. Under no circumstances did the United Kingdom condone their flight over Laquasa Isle. Let me assure the world that the pilots responsible for this have been arrested and will be court marshalled. No further flights over Laquasa will be made.

HIGHLY ENCRYPTED

FROM: Occupational Resistance Forces

TO: Eurasian Government

We believe that you wish to liberate Laquasa from her oppressors. It is a hunch, you have shown to be one of the few nations in our support. Our plan is to dig into our arms reserves- grenades, guns- and distribute to the local population. Massive riot will ensue, including:

The poisoning of the major river supplying the Jaredcohenians

Surprise attack on main bases

Of course, the Imperial Palace will be rescued first. You wonder why we bother you? We need funds to drive these oppresors out to establish a newgovernment our way. We suggest, blockading Jaredcohenian forces in our area with your navy. We then prepare for the massive strike before the blockade, destroying the supply chain. Before enemy reinforcements arrive, Eurasion forces land here to be sure they don't do just that.

Signed,

The Leader Of The ORF

OOC: Whyatica, telegrams. By the way, Laquasa, no one in your country knows that I was the one who dropped the leaflets.

OOC:

Yes, but the ORF trusts you the most.

OOC:TG right back at you, BL. And Laquasa's resistance movement can send something to you, but it would be sorta random unless you've stated support for LI in the past (..which you hated him ICly when I invaded you, iirc.)

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Secure, Highly Encrypted Communiqué

To the ORF:

We sympathise deeply with your plight. The pain of being occupied by a harsh, hostile force is one that is unbearable for any nation. Eurasia will do all that it can reasonably do to assist Laquasa Isle.

However, this does not mean that we will endanger countless Eurasian lives, and engage in a long, drawn-out war for Laquasa. It is imprudent of HM Government to embark in such a conflict at this time. To support Laquasa Isle, Eurasia will do all that it can to promote elections in your nation, and expedite the completion of a constitution. That is all that I can promise you.

Signed,
Robert Hamilton
Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

LAQUASAN NEWS NETWORK

It was decreed by Governor Cobalin that anyone pouring urine on a soldier will be executed by gunfire. The correct funds will also be taken from the person's estate to pay for the cleaning of the uniform.

Also, the sale of buckets is now illegal. To obtain a bucket, one must provide a legitimate reason as to why they are purchasing one.

Also-to the Occupation Resistance Force. We will find you. That is all.

OOC: My soldiers use water bottles. And if we did use the rivers for water, don't you think they'd be cleaned of impurities? Getting to the imperial palace is tough-I mentioned I have several tanks surrounding it and the Emperor is under house arrest.

IC:

It was now the practice to put "Pee Buckets" on top of buildings and window sills, and push them down below with a long stick, then running away from the window.


OOC:

How are your soldiers reacting to the pancakes?

IC:

Further, spoiled pancakes, Aunt Jemima Brand- where given out by pretty models in bikinis in the streets to soldiers, and they asked if they could give their tank a wash prior to stripping and walking off, providing ample distraction for their getaway.

IC:

It was now the practice to put "Pee Buckets" on top of buildings and window sills, and push them down below with a long stick, then running away from the window.


OOC:

How are your soldiers reacting to the pancakes?

IC:

"Kill the bastard who did it!" Buildings were stormed, urine dumpers were executed in accordance to the law. Money was taken and uniforms were sent to China (yes, Hataria. Your china.) to be dry-cleaned.

IC:
In compliance with the law, feces and garbage were dumped. It wasn't a crime to do that. Very bad people continued to use urine. Bars where fitted with whoopee cushions incase a soldier came in. Waterballoons filled with feces or urine were also thrown from above. Waterballoons were still legal.

OOC:

What about my models?

[OOC: Laquasa, I just feel it necessary to point out that most occupied peoples would not be doing shit like throwing feces at their occupiers. Especially if those occupiers were the Jaredcohenians. For the most part, they'd be scared out of their living minds to throw crap at them.

Any Laquasan who threw anything at the 7ft tall Slavmarines were shot at. They were shot between the eyes, above the nose.

The pancakes were not touched. Only a Jaredcohenian woman could make pancakes good enough. Maybe a Zukariaan.

OOC:

It's only about 1/15 people doing it.

IC:


In compliance with martial law, people peed and- ...excreted off the side of their buildings and out of windows onto unsuspecting soldiers below.

Models couldn't use the pancakes, but continued to flirt with soldiers before their strategic bare getaway.

The people excreting materials out of their bodies out of windows onto soldiers were shot at. Soldiers were getting tired of this, and pissed off.

Imperiala, Laquasa Isle

As opposed to the violence occuring in Jaredcohenian occupied Laquasa, things were quite mellow in Chellian-occupied areas. Chellian soldiers, bored that no fighting was going on, ended up getting drunk most nights, inviting any Laquasan's to join in for the fun, on the Chellian tab. Most vehicles and aerial vehicles were kept on tightly guarded Chellian bases, so they could be easily defended, and Laquasan's didn't need to see the occupation on such an overwhelming level.

Chellis had begun sending old political parties, and other important figures in Chellian-held lands, notices to start choosing canidates for elections. By this time, the announcements were being made in general. Local elections would be held within three weeks. This was the compromise between giving canidates time to show the people their positions, and yet get some local government started quickly.

And, of course, while chellians weren't big on politics in general, they would stoicly defend their communist ways. Hence, a number of bar room discussions were raging across Imperiala, between Capitalist Laquasans and Communist Chellians. But it wasn't violent, not yet at least. Chellians had a way of resolving anger. They took more shots, and laughed about it.

OOC: Wee! It's snowing here!

IC:

http://www.pmw.org.il/images/World_Newspapers/CNN-logo.jpg

Capital News Network

Ally Calir (Anchor):


In the confusion of allied occupation,
two main politicians had arisen and gained national popularity and would consider running for president. Our first Candidate is...


Victor Callisoli of the National Conservative Party

Born in Imperiala (which was annexed from Italy in 1798), Victor is Italian and was born in 1967. He is a very conservative man, and was the ex-Senator of Conquista, before fleeing home during the war.

Supports:

Capitalism
The GASN
Lower Taxes
Small Corporations
High military spending, followed by education and welfare
Equal taxes for the rich and poor
Isolationism (Not full on, incentives for Companies with Laqian made-goods)

Against:

Socialism, Communism (just for Laquasa, doesn't neccessarily hate followers or nations supporting this)
The CA
Higher Taxes
Gay Marriage (Wants to stop altogether, already a state right)
Abortion (Will keep illegal)

Harold Klein (Reporter):

Who's are other main constestant?

Ally:


Amanda Guantemalez' of the Liberal Democratic party

Born in the mainland in 1970, she is a devout liberal, and was the ex-Senator of Henriquez, the province in the lower mainland.

Supports:

Socialism (Not full on, but lots of welfare)
HIGH taxes
Gay Marriage (Wants to legalize nationwide)
Abortion (Wishes to legalize)
High taxes for the rich
Low Military Spending
Stronger ties with communistic nations, such as Chellis
Larger Corporations
The CA

Against:

GASN
Isolationism
High Military Spending

Minority Parties:

Josef Hindenburg of the Red Worker's Party
Jordan Reagan of the Undecided Party

[OOC: Feel free to endorse politicians, show your support, that kind of thing.]

IC:
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People, tired of being shot at, finally stopped throwing excrement at the Jaredcohenians.

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People happily talked with Chellian soldiers, many had friendly debates over the bar about which system worked better, and then had a beer with their opponent.

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OOC: I'll fill out forms for the local soon. Want to stage a bar debate?

Snip

OOC: Remember, these elections are only local, and only in Chellian controlled areas. I'm letting Jared decide when to hold larger elections, etc. Also, the local elections are following the guide of the latest revisions to the Constitution. If the constitution changes, the local governments have to abide. Just saying.

IC: Chellis would not get involved on a direct level with the politicians, though a number of the soldiers cheered on Amanda Guantemalez.

OOC: The two parties share the same views as the politicians.

IC:

In Imperiala, many favored Adriano Fossolini of the NCP.

OOC:

Are you interested in the bar debate? Also, how are your soldiers reacting to enforcing democracy?

OOC: The two parties share the same views as the politicians.

IC:

In Imperiala, many favored Adriano Fossolini of the NCP.

OOC:

Are you interested in the bar debate? Also, how are your soldiers reacting to enforcing democracy?

OOC: I don't know what a Bar debate is, and google is no help. My soldiers aren't loving enforcing democracy, but in their minds, they feel democracy will lead the Laquasans to an enlightened communist dictatorship like the Chellian one, if the Laquasans are smart. So, they see it as allowing the Laquasan people to do well, or fail, on their own.

OOC:

Having a debate while drinking at the bar over the more effecient system- communism or capitalism.

OOC:

Having a debate while drinking at the bar over the more effecient system- communism or capitalism.

OOC: Ohh, I see. Maybe some NCP members and some chellian officers end up in the same bar, or something?

OOC:

Yup. Sounds about right. You up for it?

OOC: Sure

IC: It was a busy night at the Hanscap Bar, with both Laquasans and Chellians filling up the place. A number of Chellian Officers had dubbed the bar as their favorite, so most of the enlisted ranks went elsewhere. Vodka, Rum, and Beer were being drank almost faster than it could be poured. Chellians loved to get drunk.

"A toast!" Yelled one of the younger chellian officers. "To the Communist haven of Chellis, and the rebuilding of Laquasa!"

IC:

Many in the bar wondered why people would be living under communiism and liking it. So they raised their glasses, and said:

"Freedom, Democracy, And prosperity for all for all eternity!"

The men then turned to the model of a new building they were designing for a vew corporation.*

OOC:

*- Hopefully here your men will ask what it is, and wonder about the purpose/say something about free enterprise.

bump

OOC: For some reason, LI, I think you're in Texas. Also, I'm not going to be on often during the day as I'm involved with my school musical as an AV nerd.

SIC:

"But...Premier...that kind of torture is just...TOO EVIL." Ivan Cohen was shocked.

"How are we going to even get that?" Clay noted. "And plus-I wouldn't even do that to the worst rapist in all of Jaredcohenia. Not even to a prisoner of war."

"By enforcing fear to the Laquasans, they will stop being jerkoffs to soldiers." Mikhail Cohen said, standing up. "Plus, it's amusing." He walked over to his intercom, pressing the button. "Keeley, send in JR1. You guys are going to love this." A few minutes later, a clone of Janet Reno appeared wearing lingerie. It was a sight that made Ivan, Clay, and Soda throw up simultaneously. "If you give these ladies a gun, then they're even more scary."

OOC:

Maybe...

Yet I don't know how a women could rape a guy.

(S)IC:

"Oh my god! Alex, I tested positive!"

"Finnally. It only took- 37 tries?"

"Why are you counting that? You're going to have an heir!"

"And all the college, diapers, and alone time that comes with that."

"Whatever. Up for #38?"

"Sure."

OOC:

Maybe...

Yet I don't know how a women could rape a guy.

(S)IC:

"Oh my god! Alex, I tested positive!"

"Finnally. It only took- 37 tries?"

"Why are you counting that? You're going to have an heir!"

"And all the college, diapers, and alone time that comes with that."

"Whatever. Up for #38?"

"Sure."

OOC: Google Janet Reno. Also, if she's pregnant...*dials 1900MIXADOOM and kicks them nasty thoughts*

OOC:

I suppose you have something like this (http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/damonedamoon/fear-factor-janet-reno.jpg) planned. You are one bad egg.


As for her already being pregnant... I guess they're part donkey.

OOC:


Like my new flag?

OOC:

Those stars look familiar. ;)


cough:myflag:cough

OOC:


I don't know what you're talking about! *begins whistling innocently*

Official Clandonian Response

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With the reformation of the United Kingdom begining, His Majesty's government would like to apologise for the past actions of our nation against the Laqian people. The crimes that were committed and despicable and we wish to reimburse the familys who were affected with $2 Million NSD's in an effort to try and improve diplomatic relations.

His Majesty's government wishes the best of look with the reconstruction process and return to democratic rule for the Laqian people.


His Majesty King William VII

King of the United Kingdom of Clandonia Prime

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Statement of the Federal Republic of Laquasa


Dear King William VII,

We thank you for your sympathy on victims of the old Clandonian regime. May, in the future, our two nations have a peace between us.

--The Federal Senate

bumparooski

Thanks for bumping.

Jerry Sophrone, Dictator of Havvy

According to a small conference, Laquasa Island may have given us the NE section of Imperialasia. What is the current state of the area, and is this an alright annex?

Thanks for bumping.

Jerry Sophrone, Dictator of Havvy

According to a small conference, Laquasa Island may have given us the NE section of Imperialasia. What is the current state of the area, and is this an alright annex?

No, it is not. Imperiala is a chellian occupied area at the moment, and Laquasa Isle has no government in place to make such deals. What it does in the future, when it is no longer being occupied, is its own concern. But at the moment, Laquasa Isle is occupied, and cannot make such decisions.

Chellis, are you still interested in the argument?

Chellis, are you still interested in the argument?

OOC: Sorry, RL is getting in the way. I'll post some stuff soon, but probably not about the argument

OOC: Finally the GIA is doing something. Just a heads up.

Touching down on one of the few unmolested airports in The Isles, Moorish Royalty Hank Stevenson glances out one of the airplane's little windows. The sight is better then some, worse then others, overall he had no complaints, especially since he was half expecting gunfire to still be reporting around the city.

The airplane's tires touch down and skid to a stop. Stretching, he gets his motely collection of kinks out as he stands up and puts on his tie. Glancing at a mirror, he gives it a smile and wishes he did better on airplanes. Shrugging, he gives time for Special Directive Unit 36, devoted to his protection and safty, to get out of the plane and secure the area. Like Laquasa would let him be killed, he snorted, that would sink any chances of Moorish support, all 100 million souls of it.

He had a slight mannerism in the sense he never had agents surrounding him as he went down to meet the small congregation of assorted dignitaries and his motorcage. He did that to show that he was in command of the situation at all times, besides, he was a touch of a homphobic and all those bodies pressing on him was hardly a Godsend. Walking down the ramp, he hoped he looked better then he thought he did, then again, it hardly mattered. He could be the Hunchback of Notre Dam and still be treated like a king, anyone foolish enough to insult Moorington and its assorted friends faced dire times ahead.

(Could someone fill me in on how events have played out?)

Touching down on one of the few unmolested airports in The Isles, Moorish Royalty Hank Stevenson glances out one of the airplane's little windows. The sight is better then some, worse then others, overall he had no complaints, especially since he was half expecting gunfire to still be reporting around the city.

The airplane's tires touch down and skid to a stop. Stretching, he gets his motely collection of kinks out as he stands up and puts on his tie. Glancing at a mirror, he gives it a smile and wishes he did better on airplanes. Shrugging, he gives time for Special Directive Unit 36, devoted to his protection and safty, to get out of the plane and secure the area. Like Laquasa would let him be killed, he snorted, that would sink any chances of Moorish support, all 100 million souls of it.

He had a slight mannerism in the sense he never had agents surrounding him as he went down to meet the small congregation of assorted dignitaries and his motorcage. He did that to show that he was in command of the situation at all times, besides, he was a touch of a homphobic and all those bodies pressing on him was hardly a Godsend. Walking down the ramp, he hoped he looked better then he thought he did, then again, it hardly mattered. He could be the Hunchback of Notre Dam and still be treated like a king, anyone foolish enough to insult Moorington and its assorted friends faced dire times ahead.

(Could someone fill me in on how evens have played out?)

OOC: You realize any city large enough to have an airport is occupied by Chellis, Jaredcohenia, or The Aeson, right?

Well, I would answer, but I fear I already have.


(Could someone fill me in on how evens have played out?)


Thank you for helping me understand the situation...

Regardless, all I mentioned was that I landed in Laquasa, not if it was occupied or not, I mentioned The Isles not wanting to hurt my dignitary, that is also true. What is also included is the lack of gunfire, I put forward the idea that it had ceased to be a warzone.

Well, I would answer, but I fear I already have.



Thank you for helping me understand the situation...

Regardless, all I mentioned was that I landed in Laquasa, not if it was occupied or not, I mentioned The Isles not wanting to hurt my dignitary, that is also true. What is also included is the lack of gunfire, I put forward the idea that it had ceased to be a warzone.

OOC: Alright. Mind explaining why you're here? You'd probably need coalition permission before you could land, so it'd be nice to have a reason.

OOC: Alright. Mind explaining why you're here? You'd probably need coalition permission before you could land, so it'd be nice to have a reason.

To grasp more detail of the situation, to promote communication and to ensure that Moorington's interests are not totally thrown to wind. Even if we didn't actually do anything.

As for needing permission, I sincerely doubt you will turn away Hank Stevenson, nothing more, at least for the moment, than a curiosity trip by my government.

To grasp more detail of the situation, to promote communication and to ensure that Moorington's interests are not totally thrown to wind. Even if we didn't actually do anything.

As for needing permission, I sincerely doubt you will turn away Hank Stevenson, nothing more, at least for the moment, than a curiosity trip by my government.

OOC: I'm just saying, we really would be quite unhappy with foreign special operations troops landing in an occupied zone without a good reason. What, exactly, are you going to be doing here?

OOC: I'm just saying, we really would be quite unhappy with foreign special operations troops landing in an occupied zone without a good reason. What, exactly, are you going to be doing here?

Yes, special operations, but they're special operation forces in the sense the Secret Service is special operations. They're just here to protect the Royalty, nothing less or more.

Exactly? Now, that wouldn't be fun at all, just go along with the RP, build some suspense!

Yes, special operations, but they're special operation forces in the sense the Secret Service is special operations. They're just here to protect the Royalty, nothing less or more.

Exactly? Now, that wouldn't be fun at all, just go along with the RP, build some suspense!

OOC: You have to realize, its completely unlikely that my forces would allow armed men from a foreign country to randomly walk around, with no given purpose, right?

OOC: You have to realize, its completely unlikely that my forces would allow armed men from a foreign country to randomly walk around, with no given purpose, right?

Of course, that is how it is all around the globe. This is just a honor guard, most of them will be guarding the embassy when it is boughten, a couple will stick around Hank, but of course he won't go trouncing around planting bombs and whatnot.

Of course, that is how it is all around the globe. This is just a honor guard, most of them will be guarding the embassy when it is boughten, a couple will stick around Hank, but of course he won't go trouncing around planting bombs and whatnot.

OOC: There is no Laquasan government at this time, hence, there's no embassy building going on at this time. Again, if you randomly bring armed, foreign men into the country, there is no reason why chellis wouldn't arrest them and try them as terrorists.

OOC: There is no Laquasan government at this time, hence, there's no embassy building going on at this time. Again, if you randomly bring armed, foreign men into the country, there is no reason why chellis wouldn't arrest them and try them as terrorists.

So you’re going to execute them, a 'feeler' diplomatic envoy from Moorington to whatever rulers controlling the territories and, under the 'bullet proof' defense that his bodyguard was actually terrorists? I applaud you on your cunning, statecraft and intelligence.

OOC:

Actually, the old Senate was never taken out of power.

So you’re going to execute them, a 'feeler' diplomatic envoy from Moorington to whatever rulers controlling the territories and, under the 'bullet proof' defense that his bodyguard was actually terrorists? I applaud you on your cunning, statecraft and intelligence.

Armed men from foreign countries aren't typically allowed in occupied territories. There's nothing to feel here, Laquasa has no government(the old senate has no power, and won't be returned to it. The emporer is powerless as well).

If you want to talk to the rulers of the territory, arrange a meeting with the chellian local commander, or jaredcohenian, or aesonic.

And chellis doesn't give much consideration to the rights of non-chellians. We pursue a guilty until proven innocent attitude.

And chellis doesn't give much consideration to the rights of non-chellians. We pursue a guilty until proven innocent attitude.

Well, if your that desperate to give a viable pretention for war, I'm not stopping you.

Well, if your that desperate to give a viable pretention for war, I'm not stopping you.

OOC: One rather important question- where are you planning on landing? Currently, Jaredcohenia, Chellis, and myself all hold territory that is rather likely to contain an airport, and before we can really respond, it would be helpful to know which of us should be responding.

And finally, Jaredcohenian Slavmarines moved into the Imperial Senate. "You guys are out of power. As of now, there is no form of government by the Laquasans. All governmental powers will go to the Coalition. That is all."

(OOC: LOL THREE SENTENCE POST)

OOC: One rather important question- where are you planning on landing? Currently, Jaredcohenia, Chellis, and myself all hold territory that is rather likely to contain an airport, and before we can really respond, it would be helpful to know which of us should be responding.

OOC: Indeed. If you really want to fly people into a military occupied area, and complain when they get killed because they weren't supposed to be there, have fun. You won't likely get much support against me for an action like that, or whoever has to deal with you.

OOC: One rather important question- where are you planning on landing? Currently, Jaredcohenia, Chellis, and myself all hold territory that is rather likely to contain an airport, and before we can really respond, it would be helpful to know which of us should be responding.
Anywhere, I didn't think the "Coalition" was that divided between themselves that a group of dignitaries from the other two nations couldn't hop over the third nation's border to exchange greetings with a Moorish opposite.

OOC: Indeed. If you really want to fly people into a military occupied area, and complain when they get killed because they weren't supposed to be there, have fun. You won't likely get much support against me for an action like that, or whoever has to deal with you.
Basically, your saying, that if President Bush decided to fly over to Mecca were Fatah and Hamas are having their little talks, and Hamas kills him under the guise 'he was bringing military forces' (the Secret Service) the world would applaud them for their forward thinking? Yeah, that makes sense-

So are you going to stop your chest pounding and actual kill them?

Anywhere, I didn't think the "Coalition" was that divided between themselves that a group of dignitaries from the other two nations couldn't hop over the third nation's border to exchange greetings with a Moorish opposite.


Basically, your saying, that if President Bush decided to fly over to Mecca were Fatah and Hamas are having their little talks, and Hamas kills him under the guise 'he was bringing military forces' (the Secret Service) the world would applaud them for their forward thinking? Yeah, that makes sense-

So are you going to stop your chest pounding and actual kill them?

OOC: Actually, it's a very important question. While a Chellisian dignitary probably could come into Aesonic territory, it's a matter of how the different forces would treat them. Chellis has explained how he probably would, I would most likely tell them 'That's very nice. You need to leave now,' and Jaredcohenia... I don't know. He's got Mike Tyson on his flag, so he might just shoot them down before they even land, or whatever.

So yes, important.

As the moorington plane began its landing procedures, the laquasan air traffic controllers sent a message to the local chellian forces. While they were friendly to each other, the Chellian forces were quite strict about this, and the laquasan's knew the Chellians would not just let something like an unapproved foreign plane to land in peace.

By the time the plane had landed, two cars had come to meet the plane. Eight armed Chellian soldiers emerged out of the cars, and surrounded the now parked aircraft. These soldiers had been itching for a fight. The laquasans didn't fight when Chellis decided to occupy Clandonian Prime occupied Laquasa. They didn't fight when Chellis stole extra land for the Imitez base. Nobody wanted to fucking fight the Chellians. They're only glimmer of hope was to be sent in the Hatarian campaign. Until now, anyways.

One of the men had a loudspeaker. "Unidentified Foreign Aircraft, you have landed in a warzone, occupied by the Communist Haven of Chellis. You have not recieved permission by the commander of Chellian forces in the area to visit Laquasa Isle. Come out with your hands above your heads, and state your purpose."

More soldiers were on their way, this was just the closest squad to the airfield.

OOC:
I would have shot him down myself....

SIC:

Lorai, Near the local Jaredcohenian base



30 men had been packed into several different trucks each. The truck was full of explosives: C4, Plastics, you name it. The men (very well armed) were about to pay the Jaredcohenians a little visit. A major leader (who had decided to excrete on the Slavmarines) had been shot. The ORF was taking its revenge. The trucks were using the alias corporation of "Mega Movers". There were at least 50. 25 were designated to hand out weapontry to civilians- and then kill every soldier in sight. The rest would screech as close to the base as possible, and blow themselves up. Hundreds of cars surrounded them, to ensure any checkpoints could be adverted. These cars also carried hidden weapons.


"Cub to panda."

"Cub carrivan, this is panda. Position?"

"10 miles south of Lorai."

"Continue, cubs."

If no one even posts here, why not just end the occupation? Leaving the thread sitting around is pretty pointless.

OOC: I can't very well post if you don't RP anything happening in Aesonic territory now can I?

OOC: Actually, it's a very important question. While a Chellisian dignitary probably could come into Aesonic territory, it's a matter of how the different forces would treat them. Chellis has explained how he probably would, I would most likely tell them 'That's very nice. You need to leave now,' and Jaredcohenia... I don't know. He's got Mike Tyson on his flag, so he might just shoot them down before they even land, or whatever.

So yes, important.
Okay, so you don't really have the same kind of coordination as I thought you had, I was under the impression that this was a joint project, with some old general title 'Supreme Allied General,' not a ad-hoc coalition of nations that makes the 'Coalition of The Willing' look united. Regardless, it doesn't matter now-

As the moorington plane began its landing procedures, the laquasan air traffic controllers sent a message to the local chellian forces. While they were friendly to each other, the Chellian forces were quite strict about this, and the laquasan's knew the Chellians would not just let something like an unapproved foreign plane to land in peace.

By the time the plane had landed, two cars had come to meet the plane. Eight armed Chellian soldiers emerged out of the cars, and surrounded the now parked aircraft. These soldiers had been itching for a fight. The laquasans didn't fight when Chellis decided to occupy Clandonian Prime occupied Laquasa. They didn't fight when Chellis stole extra land for the Imitez base. Nobody wanted to fucking fight the Chellians. They're only glimmer of hope was to be sent in the Hatarian campaign. Until now, anyways.

One of the men had a loudspeaker. "Unidentified Foreign Aircraft, you have landed in a warzone, occupied by the Communist Haven of Chellis. You have not recieved permission by the commander of Chellian forces in the area to visit Laquasa Isle. Come out with your hands above your heads, and state your purpose."

More soldiers were on their way, this was just the closest squad to the airfield.
With the emblazoned symbol of Moorington's Chancellery on the side of the airplane, it confused Mr.Steveson as to what the Chellis did not understand. Shrugging his shoulders, he could play this game, he directed Special Directive Unit 36 to extend the airplane ladder and make sure they snapped and strutted like the best of them.

Walking up to the pilot's cabin, and the control of utilizing the loudspeakers, he basically told them that he was here on behalf of Moorington to organize the complete surrender of the 'Coalition's' forces, the fostering of a native Laquasa Isle government and the signing of a perpetual peace document between the combating entities. Of course, schooled in 'diplo-speak' Hank made it lasted much longer and made it seem that it didn't say something quite as drastic as 'surrender, invasion, capitulation' but the same theme was there.



OOC:
I would have shot him down myself....
How quaint...

Okay, so you don't really have the same kind of coordination as I thought you had, I was under the impression that this was a joint project, with some old general title 'Supreme Allied General,' not a ad-hoc coalition of nations that makes the 'Coalition of The Willing' look united. Regardless, it doesn't matter now-


OOC: Perhaps if you had bothered to read the thread you'd have realized that there's not really any 'coalition' as such. Clandonia and Jaredcohenia invaded. I'm allied to Jaredcohenia, so I took advantage of the situation for a quick land grab. Chellis decided to annex a large part of Laquasa after Clandonia left.

Aesonic Territory, 2:00 A.M.

Streets in these territories flooded with protesters, as 6 million peacefully crowded the streets with signs demanding new government and an end to the occupation. If Aesonic forces decided to do anything about it, they'd have a bloody mess on their hands, as the protesters can and would defend themselves...

OOC: Perhaps if you had bothered to read the thread you'd have realized that there's not really any 'coalition' as such. Clandonia and Jaredcohenia invaded. I'm allied to Jaredcohenia, so I took advantage of the situation for a quick land grab. Chellis decided to annex a large part of Laquasa after Clandonia left.

OOC:

And afterwards, you're going to be booted out.

With the emblazoned symbol of Moorington's Chancellery on the side of the airplane, it confused Mr.Steveson as to what the Chellis did not understand. Shrugging his shoulders, he could play this game, he directed Special Directive Unit 36 to extend the airplane ladder and make sure they snapped and strutted like the best of them.

Walking up to the pilot's cabin, and the control of utilizing the loudspeakers, he basically told them that he was here on behalf of Moorington to organize the complete surrender of the 'Coalition's' forces, the fostering of a native Laquasa Isle government and the signing of a perpetual peace document between the combating entities. Of course, schooled in 'diplo-speak' Hank made it lasted much longer and made it seem that it didn't say something quite as drastic as 'surrender, invasion, capitulation' but the same theme was there.

One of the chellian soldiers looked at their NCO. "Sir, who the fuck is moorington?"

The NCO thought about it for a second. "I dunno, I've never heard of them. Probably some podunk little country." He said, grabbing the loudspeaker. He waited until the Moorington official was done talking. "Moorington aircraft, you have no business in Chellian occupied Laquasa Isle. You will leave this land immediatly, or dire consequences will arise.

OOC: I hate to whine, but can we try to speed this up?

OOC: Do you want some bread with your whine?

As I said before, I'm incredibly busy. I'll get around to posting it, but what is there to post?

OOC: Also Laquasa, that puppet you acquired and posted a link to this thread here? Not gonna happen. You didn't allow Clandonia's puppet, and I won't allow yours.

One of the chellian soldiers looked at their NCO. "Sir, who the fuck is moorington?"

The NCO thought about it for a second. "I dunno, I've never heard of them. Probably some podunk little country." He said, grabbing the loudspeaker. He waited until the Moorington official was done talking. "Moorington aircraft, you have no business in Chellian occupied Laquasa Isle. You will leave this land immediatly, or dire consequences will arise.

By now everyone on board was all to willing to get the hell out of there. Sadly, this plane had flown until a little bit over half of its fuel had been expended. So, if they turned around now amd flew out of here, they would undoubtedly have to crash land in the cold, hypothermic seas surrounding Nova Europa. So ut of survival as much as pride Hank replied that they were not going to leave, and asked for a diplomatic correspondence between Moorington, its assorted dukedoms of Moorington-s, Fal Dara and The Moorish Caphalite with the powers currently attacking The Isles.

Once again, Mr.Stevenson asked for the withdrawal of all forces formerly interested in dividing Laquasa between themselves, and the stand down of the brawn-for-brains currently brandishing their weapons around the runway were they were located.

OOC:

Ending the occupation. That way no one has to worry about posting enough. I won't mind if you do it quickly without tons of details. Just hold elections and then pull out. Please?

And I don't have the puppet yet.. I won't use it in here.... but outside is another story (if I get it).

By now everyone on board was all to willing to get the hell out of there. Sadly, this plane had flown until a little bit over half of its fuel had been expended. So, if they turned around now amd flew out of here, they would undoubtedly have to crash land in the cold, hypothermic seas surrounding Nova Europa. So ut of survival as much as pride Hank replied that they were not going to leave, and asked for a diplomatic correspondence between Moorington, its assorted dukedoms of Moorington-s, Fal Dara and The Moorish Caphalite with the powers currently attacking The Isles.

Once again, Mr.Stevenson asked for the withdrawal of all forces formerly interested in dividing Laquasa between themselves, and the stand down of the brawn-for-brains currently brandishing their weapons around the runway were they were located.

At this point, two more squads of chellian soldiers had made it to the airport, from a nearby patrol. This included two IFV's. The NCO of the original squad was getting quite angered at this point. "Moorington aircraft, I repeat, you are to leave this country. I have the authority to arrest and, if necessary, kill any foreigners on chellian occupied territory, if they refuse to leave. I really don't feel like going through a military tribunal after I slaughter you and your men, so you might as well save both of us trouble and leave. Now would be a good time. Chellis will leave laquasa isle when it damned feels like it. You are not wanted here."

At this point, about 36 chellian soldiers had surrounded the aircraft, along with two IFV's. They were all ready to fire on command, and were not going to let the mooringtonians through.

Shrugging their shoulders, they started up the aircraft and left.

((Laquasa Isle just wants to get his country back, so I shouldn't gum up the works anymore then I need to.))

OOC:

Did anyone see the protests?

OOC: TG, Laquasa

OOC:

Replied.

Occupiers:

If I don't see any action here, I will declare this over. If you can't RP it, you should obviously end the occupation when you get the chance to post. Sitting here waiting isn't fun. Please end this soon.

Aesonic Territory, 2:00 A.M.

Streets in these territories flooded with protesters, as 6 million peacefully crowded the streets with signs demanding new government and an end to the occupation. If Aesonic forces decided to do anything about it, they'd have a bloody mess on their hands, as the protesters can and would defend themselves...

"What the hell is wrong with you people?" Shouted a soldier, standing on top of a tank with a megaphone. "What do you think will happen if we pull out now? Exactly the same thing that happened when the Cladonians pulled out. The Chellisians will march in. Do you think they have your best interests at heart?"

The tank was one of the ten Behemoth III tanks assigned to Laquasa Isle. Three of those tanks now blocked the road directly in front of the protestors. Another two were waiting nearby.

"No! They are in this for the land, and they are not going to give it up easily. On the other hand, if we stay here, as soon as we're sure the Chellisians aren't just going to walk over you, we'll pull out, and you can be Laquasans again. What do you say to that?"

The protesters scratched their heads, realized that they would have to boot out Chellis first. They returned home and called up some relatives...


Chellian Territory, 7:00 P.M.

http://www.beyondtv.org/nato/images/capitalismrocks.jpg

20 million flocked the streets as men smashed many glass hammer + sickle statues with sludge hammers on top of cars and in the streets, people waved signs with dollar signs on them, children burned Chellian and Soviet flags, and demanded Chellian Forces leave. They were well-armed, and stood their ground.

OOC: LAQUASA. FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME. I am busy with stuff from school, and I'm waiting for Doomingsland to post. Doomingsland is busy as well. Be a bit more paitent, RP something going on in my area for me to RP to. But please, don't make it "LOL THEY THROW PEWP ON DA SOLDIERZ!!1!" or "DA LAQIANZ TIENE SUPER SOAKERS FILLED WITH DIAHARAUH!!1!"

SIC:

Lorai, Near the local Jaredcohenian base



30 men had been packed into several different trucks each. The truck was full of explosives: C4, Plastics, you name it. The men (very well armed) were about to pay the Jaredcohenians a little visit. A major leader (who had decided to excrete on the Slavmarines) had been shot. The ORF was taking its revenge. The trucks were using the alias corporation of "Mega Movers". There were at least 50. 25 were designated to hand out weapontry to civilians- and then kill every soldier in sight. The rest would screech as close to the base as possible, and blow themselves up. Hundreds of cars surrounded them, to ensure any checkpoints could be adverted. These cars also carried hidden weapons.


"Cub to panda."

"Cub carrivan, this is panda. Position?"

"10 miles south of Lorai."

"Continue, cubs."
...

I'm not trying to incite you cussing me out. If Doom's too busy, he's too busy. Perhaps he just won't be able to kidnap my ex-leader and slap him in a tub with a Janet Reno clone or whatever, so I won't have to wait around three months making rebels throw crap on soldiers. If you're busy, make 5 minutes to stage pulling out and holding elections.

Not wanting to get attacked, but how long will Doom be busy?

Listen here Laquasa, when you were busy with 'school work' we waited for you. Now your busy your making no concessions for it, I think you should accept your country will be under occupation for longer.

OOC:
Laquasa, just listen to them. I noticed that they were leanient on you when you were busy and now your trying to rush them when they are busy? People do get busy and you yourself shouldn't be rushing people to do stuff when they don't have the time to write up a proper post or anything like that. Just give em time man and hold your horses.

OOC:
Laquasa, just listen to them. I noticed that they were leanient on you when you were busy and now your trying to rush them when they are busy? People do get busy and you yourself shouldn't be rushing people to do stuff when they don't have the time to write up a proper post or anything like that. Just give em time man and hold your horses.

Hold on a sec. Who's the occupier here? I don't think it's Laquasa.
Jaredcohinia et al, as occupiers, hold the resonsibility to either pull and allow Laquasa to RP normally, or stay and maintain a level of RPing time so that he can MT RP as Laquasa Isle.

Hold on a sec. Who's the occupier here? I don't think it's Laquasa.
Jaredcohinia et al, as occupiers, hold the resonsibility to either pull and allow Laquasa to RP normally, or stay and maintain a level of RPing time so that he can MT RP as Laquasa Isle.

OOC:
Never said that Laquasa was the occupier. I'm saying that he should give the occupiers time because they are busy with real life issues.

OOC: Unfortunately, while they grapple with RL problems, Laquasa can't RP at all, for the most part, and when he does RP, he can't RP as his own nation - to me, that's a major problem, and the responsibility of alleviating that problem lies with the occupiers - if they can't dedicate proper amounts of time to the RP, they shouldn't have invaded. And Clandonia, don't talk to him about how "patient" you were, or how you understand where he's coming from - if I do recall, you and the Sovereign League made my occupation stretch out over the course of weeks...

OOC: Unfortunately, while they grapple with RL problems, Laquasa can't RP at all, for the most part, and when he does RP, he can't RP as his own nation - to me, that's a major problem, and the responsibility of alleviating that problem lies with the occupiers - if they can't dedicate proper amounts of time to the RP, they shouldn't have invaded. And Clandonia, don't talk to him about how "patient" you were, or how you understand where he's coming from - if I do recall, you and the Sovereign League made my occupation stretch out over the course of weeks...

OOC: Exactly what I was getting to. If you're going to RP an invasion, which prevents the invadee from RPing in anything he wants to MT with the occupied nation, than you'd better be able to allow him a full range of RPing time. If anyone can stall, it'd be the ocupiee-he's got the only legitamcy too. If you can't devote the time, should you really be occupying, or should someone on more be doing it? Or not at all?
Besides: you can't force an occupation. See Pythogria/Kraven.

OOC: So, should somebody else RP the occupation then so Laquasa can move on?

OOC: So, should somebody else RP the occupation then so Laquasa can move on?

OOC:
Only if the occupying nations agree to it. That's called Rollplaying Etiquette. You would have to RP as the occupying nations and if they don't agree to it then you can't do it.

OOC: At the time of the invasion, my schedule was free. As time went on, school and things mattering with life occured. A post will occur later, and I have the slightest feeling that the second my troops leave Laquasa Isle he'll get dudes to invade me. Anyways, I guess the Doom thing is off as his business has postponed my own.

I'm sorry, people. I have a life. ZOMG HE IZNT POSTIN HEZ BUSY EYE ARE ELLE IF HE WANTED AN ARE PEE HE SHOODNT B BUZEE@

OOC: At the time of the invasion, my schedule was free. As time went on, school and things mattering with life occured. A post will occur later, and I have the slightest feeling that the second my troops leave Laquasa Isle he'll get dudes to invade me. Anyways, I guess the Doom thing is off as his business has postponed my own.

I'm sorry, people. I have a life. ZOMG HE IZNT POSTIN HEZ BUSY EYE ARE ELLE IF HE WANTED AN ARE PEE HE SHOODNT B BUZEE@

OOC:

I don't recall recently using netspeak. I'm not about to invade you- but I'm not to sure how others feel about that. I want to get in the GASN.

OOC: At the time of the invasion, my schedule was free. As time went on, school and things mattering with life occured. A post will occur later, and I have the slightest feeling that the second my troops leave Laquasa Isle he'll get dudes to invade me. Anyways, I guess the Doom thing is off as his business has postponed my own.

I'm sorry, people. I have a life. ZOMG HE IZNT POSTIN HEZ BUSY EYE ARE ELLE IF HE WANTED AN ARE PEE HE SHOODNT B BUZEE@

OOC: I'm sure glad you read my post thoroughly enough. You sure you have a life?

My post said that if you don't have the time to commit, than don't invade in a large-commitment scenario. Stick to the character RPs or nation-interaction ones.
I don't RP occupations for a reason. An invasion doesn't require a large amount of time, as the invaded nation can still RP other things (yes, they can)-they still have free will. However, when your occupiers force such a strict mandate on your occupied nation that you can essentially do nothing but submit, than the occupiers should be able to back up their commitment. If not, stop RPing occupations and get back to RPing less time-consuming pursuits.

Rather than the rest of us posting lack of etiquette, it would seem you, Jaredcohinia, are quite a bit of a hypocrite.

OOC: I'm sure glad you read my post thoroughly enough. You sure you have a life?

My post said that if you don't have the time to commit, than don't invade in a large-commitment scenario. Stick to the character RPs or nation-interaction ones.
I don't RP occupations for a reason. An invasion doesn't require a large amount of time, as the invaded nation can still RP other things (yes, they can)-they still have free will. However, when your occupiers force such a strict mandate on your occupied nation that you can essentially do nothing but submit, than the occupiers should be able to back up their commitment. If not, stop RPing occupations and get back to RPing less time-consuming pursuits.

Rather than the rest of us posting lack of etiquette, it would seem you, Jaredcohinia, are quite a bit of a hypocrite.

OOC: Hmm? What did you say? Me, a hypocrite?

I never told Laquasa Isle that he could not RP at all, the only thing he can't RP is a military. I had the time to commit before VTEC kicked in, rather my life. I've had a lot of tests recently, my band teacher made me join AV making me part of two weekloads of rehearsals for the musical (we sold out two nights), I was selected for All-County band, I have shitloads of homework that I should be doing rather than this.

I posted the invasion as I was tired of Laquasa's childish posts. He's made several posts going "lol imma libar8 u" (hypocrital from me, I've made childish posts before).

Another reason I was waiting and holding off on posting is because I purchased mercenaries from Doomingsland with the intent of killing the Emperor. Laquasa Isle didn't want him killed, Doomingsland really doesn't want to do it now. Doomingsland is busy with other RPs as well. I'm sorry Laquasa, I promise to you that the occupation will be over by the 20th.

Post comes when I'm done with my history hw.

Also, who is Jaredcohinia?

OOC: Jaredcohenia, your position is completely valid as well. Since you are going to have a slight delay, might I RP your occupation zones in the meantime?

OOC: Jaredcohenia, your position is completely valid as well. Since you are going to have a slight delay, might I RP your occupation zones in the meantime?

OOC: As in RP my soldiers? If so, I can't let you do that.

OOC: No, like, you let my troops occupy Laquasa in addition to your own, which I don't RP as. I'll be fairly active over the next few days.

OOC: Since when am I an ally? Sure, I've vouched for him in the past, but ICly, my government harbours serious distrust for Laquasa.

OOC: No, like, you let my troops occupy Laquasa in addition to your own, which I don't RP as. I'll be fairly active over the next few days.

OOC: Sorry, but no thanks. Seems silly that an ally of Laquasa Isle would want to RP an occupation of them.

OOC: Hmm? What did you say? Me, a hypocrite?

I never told Laquasa Isle that he could not RP at all, the only thing he can't RP is a military. I had the time to commit before VTEC kicked in, rather my life. I've had a lot of tests recently, my band teacher made me join AV making me part of two weekloads of rehearsals for the musical (we sold out two nights), I was selected for All-County band, I have shitloads of homework that I should be doing rather than this.

I posted the invasion as I was tired of Laquasa's childish posts. He's made several posts going "lol imma libar8 u" (hypocrital from me, I've made childish posts before).

Another reason I was waiting and holding off on posting is because I purchased mercenaries from Doomingsland with the intent of killing the Emperor. Laquasa Isle didn't want him killed, Doomingsland really doesn't want to do it now. Doomingsland is busy with other RPs as well. I'm sorry Laquasa, I promise to you that the occupation will be over by the 20th.

Post comes when I'm done with my history hw.

Also, who is Jaredcohinia?

Contrary to your first point, Laquasa has actually been unable to engage in nation-nation RPing with other nations period. Character RPing is open to anyone all the time, but if you're going to occupy a nation (which means their entire government is unable to do squat, their citizens restricted to the homeland, you get where I'm going), than they can't engage in national RPs unless they have a puppet-which I believe Laquasa lacks.

And in your very last comment: your statement of "I've made childish posts before" is certainly right. I've been called everything from Amazon to Amazing to Beasties and never had an issue.

Contrary to your first point, Laquasa has actually been unable to engage in nation-nation RPing with other nations period. Character RPing is open to anyone all the time, but if you're going to occupy a nation (which means their entire government is unable to do squat, their citizens restricted to the homeland, you get where I'm going), than they can't engage in national RPs unless they have a puppet-which I believe Laquasa lacks.

And in your very last comment: your statement of "I've made childish posts before" is certainly right. I've been called everything from Amazon to Amazing to Beasties and never had an issue.

OOC: Which is precisely why Jaredcohenia ought allow someone else to RP the occupation.

OOC: Which is precisely why Jaredcohenia ought allow someone else to RP the occupation.

OOC: The Aeson and Chellis are involved as well, I don't see anyone getting on their cases.

OOC: Well, you initiated the thread.

OOC: The Aeson and Chellis are involved as well, I don't see anyone getting on their cases.

OOC: They ain't throwing cuss words at Laquasa.

OOC: They ain't throwing cuss words at Laquasa.

OOC: I threw a cuss word at Laquasa? I didn't know words could be thrown. :P
Also, Laquasa-how long do you want this occupation to have lasted IC? Lemme know.

IC (aka LoL, rushed crappy post)

Laquasa News Network

To the Laqians:

We bring you good news. We are starting to initiate the close of the Laquasan Occupation, starting with the gradual removal of Slavmarines. At this time, we ask the Laqians to list candidates for the new parliament, keep in mind that this list will be screened and the history of candidates will be reviewed. (OOC: means, whoever you name gimme a bio and flaws)

The ban on buckets has been lifted, but we please request that any person owning one not dispose of their biological wastes by dumping them out of windows. We remind Laqian people that their plumbing should work.

OOC: 5 months sounds good. Now is a good time to start ending it. Thanks! I'm sure my Emperor is probably pretty glad too. *shivers at Jaredcohenian torture*

And can we all agree not to use insults?

Jared, Laquasa has 100 states... I hope you don't want 200 candidates!!! I'll RP every state doing similar actions. Here's the Original Preidential Candidates Post:

OOC: Wee! It's snowing here!

IC:

http://www.pmw.org.il/images/World_Newspapers/CNN-logo.jpg

Capital News Network

Ally Calir (Anchor):


In the confusion of allied occupation,
two main politicians had arisen and gained national popularity and would consider running for president. Our first Candidate is...


Victor Callisoli of the National Conservative Party

Born in Imperiala (which was annexed from Italy in 1798), Victor is Italian and was born in 1967. He is a very conservative man, and was the ex-Senator of Conquista, before fleeing home during the war.

Supports:

Capitalism
The GASN
Lower Taxes
Small Corporations
High military spending, followed by education and welfare
Equal taxes for the rich and poor
Isolationism (Not full on, incentives for Companies with Laqian made-goods)

Against:

Socialism, Communism (just for Laquasa, doesn't neccessarily hate followers or nations supporting this)
The CA
Higher Taxes
Gay Marriage (Wants to stop altogether, already a state right)
Abortion (Will keep illegal)

Harold Klein (Reporter):

Who's are other main constestant?

Ally:


Amanda Guantemalez' of the Liberal Democratic party

Born in the mainland in 1970, she is a devout liberal, and was the ex-Senator of Henriquez, the province in the lower mainland.

Supports:

Socialism (Not full on, but lots of welfare)
HIGH taxes
Gay Marriage (Wants to legalize nationwide)
Abortion (Wishes to legalize)
High taxes for the rich
Low Military Spending
Stronger ties with communistic nations, such as Chellis
Larger Corporations
The CA

Against:

GASN
Isolationism
High Military Spending

Minority Parties:

Josef Hindenburg of the Red Worker's Party
Jordan Reagan of the Undecided Party


IC:

Many rejoiced at the news, but they knew they weren't through yet- they had to oust other occupiers.

As many ideologies swept the nation, each state had at least 1 LDP or NCP candidate. Polls revealed almost equal support for the presidency, while state-elections probably would show conservative dominance.

People could finally use bathrooms again as abusive marines left the nation.

OOC:

Sorry for crappy post. I plan on a very large, detailed, juicy whopper when the last coalition soldier leaves.

OOC: I never said anything about not torturing your emperor. ;)

And yeah, don't put down info for 200+ candidates, just main ones and d00ds you want for your leader of the parliament.

Are you OK with anything happening to your emperor, by the way? You mentioned his wife was pregnant...and I'd hate to leave a nation with an heir to the throne should the empire be re-established. I might consider paralyzing the emperor/blinding him/combination of the two. Any arguments to that? And of course killing any male children in the Emperor's family :P

[OOC: Why would a socialism supporting canidate support the CA and not GASN? That just seems totally backwards.]

OOC: I never said anything about not torturing your emperor. ;)

And yeah, don't put down info for 200+ candidates, just main ones and d00ds you want for your leader of the parliament.

Are you OK with anything happening to your emperor, by the way? You mentioned his wife was pregnant...and I'd hate to leave a nation with an heir to the throne should the empire be re-established. I might consider paralyzing the emperor/blinding him/combination of the two. Any arguments to that? And of course killing any male children in the Emperor's family
OOC:

I'm fine with minor damage. I'd prefer him not be killed/paralyzed (totally), blinded, that sort of thing.

They don't have kids yet... How about shell shock? Giving him amnesia sounds good. Or he could go blind in one eye. *thinks nasty thoughts of possible circumscision*.

Forced abortion seems just TOO evil.

Though the majority of marines would be killed by riots/bombs.

SS, she isn't truly socialist. Just likes welfare. The CA is more evil, I usually associate Democrats with evil :p(no offense).

OOC:

I'm fine with minor damage. I'd prefer him not be killed/paralyzed (totally), blinded, that sort of thing.

They don't have kids yet... How about shell shock? Giving him amnesia sounds good. Or he could go blind in one eye. *thinks nasty thoughts of possible circumscision*.

Forced abortion seems just TOO evil.

Though the majority of marines would be killed by riots/bombs.

SS, she isn't truly socialist. Just likes welfare. The CA is more evil, I usually associate Democrats with evil :p(no offense).

OOC: My nation is majorly Jewish. I think I set my numbers at 70% Jew? Circumcision is a regular medical practice in Jaredcohenia...and really, how would the populace know that my government authorized the abortion/paralyzing/lobotomy/Janet Reno sexy time? SIC is a good thang. :P

OOC: When their Emperor goes missing and they notice he can't see straight.

OOC: When their Emperor goes missing and they notice he can't see straight.

OOC: The emperor's been in house arrest for 5 months. He hasn't been out, I'd assume. My doctors can always fudge some reports and say he was in an accident.

Once you're out, I think people'd trust the man they were taught to idolize their entire lives more than the nation with raping soldiers. Just saying... When will elections be held?

Once you're out, I think people'd trust the man they were taught to idolize their entire lives more than the nation with raping soldiers. Just saying... When will elections be held?

OOC: last I checked, my soldiers raped no one. As I leave, there will be a treaty you sign that states that no one who had power before occupation will be able to be in power after.

OOC:

Okay. About the Empress: Let's leave her alone, I want an heir.

OOC:

Okay. About the Empress: Let's leave her alone, I want an heir.

OOC: Why would you want an heir if you're a republic?

OOC: Why would you want an heir if you're a republic?

OOC: Why would the UK want a monarch if the monarch has no power?

OOC: Why would the UK want a monarch if the monarch has no power?

OOC: That's irrelevant, considering the Monarch has a lot of power (if only theoretical). But a republic HAS NO PLACE FOR A MONARCH, whilst a constitutional monarchy does.

OOC: That's irrelevant, considering the Monarch has a lot of power (if only theoretical). But a republic HAS NO PLACE FOR A MONARCH, whilst a constitutional monarchy does.

OOC: Your post is irrelevant. :P

I believe in your terms of surrender an end to the empire was called upon. Breaking your terms of surrender...hmm...

Canada is a republic, but use Elizabeth as their monarch.

Killing innocent royals because they are innocent would not only set up a shitstorm for your marines, but create a deep burn of hatred that my countrie's civiallians would vow to revenge. The UK isn't an Empire, but they have a monarch.

OOC: So you're the United Kingdom of Laquasa?

Canada is a republic, but use Elizabeth as their monarch.

Killing innocent royals because they are innocent would not only set up a shitstorm for your marines, but create a deep burn of hatred that my countrie's civiallians would vow to revenge. The UK isn't an Empire, but they have a monarch.

Actually Canada is a Parliamentary Democracy and a Federal Constitutional Monarchy. So neh....

OOC: So you're the United Kingdom of Laquasa?

No. Names mean nothing.

"Republic of Belarus" for example. Not exactly a republic.

I can have a monarch if I'm a Federal Republic. It's just a name.

OOC: No monarch. There was a reason I wanted Doom to do that. -_-

OOC: Ooh, ooh! Pick me to kill the monarch! Please? I really want to brush up on my evil RPing skills...

Powerless monarchs are really nothing less than uber-rich people that cut ribbons. We agreed no serious damage, damnit!!1elevenoneone!@

Powerless monarchs are really nothing less than uber-rich people that cut ribbons. We agreed no serious damage, damnit!!1elevenoneone!@

OOC: I believe we also agreed an end to a monarchy. So it's either no monarch or a dead one.

OOC: The torturing of two people to death is serious damage?

OOC: I believe we also agreed an end to a monarchy. So it's either no monarch or a dead one.

What do you mean by "no monarchy"? We agreed to no more Empire, which is headed by an Emperor. If he does not lead the nation, it is no longer an empire. I am in bounds.

What do you mean by "no monarchy"? We agreed to no more Empire, which is headed by an Emperor. If he does not lead the nation, it is no longer an empire. I am in bounds.
OOC:
Emperor = Monarch

Monarch = King

Therefore, Emperor = King

No monarchy means there is only a republic and no monarch. A dead monarch means that he's dead.

No, he wants him dead, and I am so willing to kill him.

He's' been taken out of power.. do you want his title changed or something?

He's' been taken out of power.. do you want his title changed or something?

OOC: I want his title to be either "Dead" or "Commoner".

OOC: I want his title to be either "Dead" or "Commoner".

OOC: Necrocracy? On a slightly less spammy note...

IC: The Armed Empire of Kolvokia, recognizing the difficulty that the Emperor must at this time be facing, hereby offers asylum in the nation of Kolvokia, to be extended indefinitely until such a time as the Emperor may return to his homeland without fear.

OOC: Necrocracy? On a slightly less spammy note...

IC: The Armed Empire of Kolvokia, recognizing the difficulty that the Emperor must at this time be facing, hereby offers asylum in the nation of Kolvokia, to be extended indefinitely until such a time as the Emperor may return to his homeland without fear.

To: The Armed Empore of Kolvokia

No, we are sorry to say that the former Emperor is in house arrest and may not leave the premises of his home.

~Governor Cobalin

The United Kingdom of Eurasia would be more than willing to flush out the Emperor and Empress and execute them.

The Scandinvan Empire is willing to give three trillion dollars to each nation involved in the the occupation of Laquasa Isle and to let us assume the rebuilding of those lands.

As well, we shall make sure that the next goverment is less zealous in its pursuits while we remain as watchers of it. Yet, we must say that we have our own designs on the nation to turn into a nation with a parliment and a monarchy for the people.

Signed,
Lord Chamberlin of Parliment

Can I have a freakin' government now? Just completely pull out and let me hold elections.

OOC: Check your TGs, Laquasa.

Replied.

[OOC: Why would a socialism supporting canidate support the CA and not GASN? That just seems totally backwards.]

OOC: And larger corporations, for that matter.

OOC: I want his title to be either "Dead" or "Commoner".

Commoner's fine. At least for now...

Commoner's fine. At least for now...

OOC: Then I'll make it an unamendable part of your constitution that says "there will be no monarch and anyone in power from before occupation will not be in power on a federal or state scale, local is acceptable."

OOC: I replied back.

OOC: Then I'll make it an unamendable part of your constitution that says "there will be no monarch and anyone in power from before occupation will not be in power on a federal or state scale, local is acceptable."OOC: You know as he still is technically a member of the GIA so I might help to reinstall his goverment in the end, just to add I will reinstall a monarchy.

OOC: You know as he still is technically a member of the GIA so I might help to reinstall his goverment in the end, just to add I will reinstall a monarchy.

OOC: I'll accept a constitutional monarchy where the monarch has literally no powers and is just ceremonial, but if the monarch has any real power = No.

Laquasa, I'm going to kidnap the former emperor + wife and abort the child and probably tie the wife's tubes while only beating up the emperor/castrating him. He won't be paralyzed-just infertile. That acceptable?

OOC: Of course, what bears mentioning is that that wouldn't necessarily put a permanent kabosh on any plans to return to a monarchy. You might have a little political intrigue deciding which random family member inhereits the crown, but...

Or they could just adopt.

OOC: I'll accept a constitutional monarchy where the monarch has literally no powers and is just ceremonial, but if the monarch has any real power = No.

Laquasa, I'm going to kidnap the former emperor + wife and abort the child and probably tie the wife's tubes while only beating up the emperor/castrating him. He won't be paralyzed-just infertile. That acceptable?

Everything's fine, but the wife's innocent. I'd like her not harmed (No abortion/Neutering please). *Makes note to self to save Emperor's sugar*

OOC: Jaredcohenian Law: Guilty Until Proven Innocent :P

SIC:

A cricket chirped in the early morning by the Lorai Palace, a sight that had been recognizable as the building surrounded by tanks. The building was a building in which it seemed no one could get in, a lie that will be revealed.

A man stood in the shadows, a civil contractor who'd been hired to help rebuild Lorai. The name on his identification card said Druzin, Mikhail but that obviously wasn't his real name. "Druzin" was a member of the Jaredcohenian Mafia, called 'Ivan'. The name goes back to the time when Ivan the Terrible was Prince of Muscovy, early Jaredcohenian history. His secret organization's legacy still lives.

"Yeah...I heard there was some damage in the rear of the building?" 'Druzin' showed his ID to a soldier at a checkpoint.

"Go right through."

'Druzin' walked to the entrance of the building, most of the security guards were asleep. The rest were also members of Ivan, who recognized 'Druzin' as he walked towards the room where the emperor and his wife slept. Five armed men walked into the room and 'Druzin' locked the door behind him, moving to an open chair. He waited for his guests to wake up.

OOC: Jaredcohenian Law: Guilty Until Proven Innocent :P

SIC:

A cricket chirped in the early morning by the Lorai Palace, a sight that had been recognizable as the building surrounded by tanks. The building was a building in which it seemed no one could get in, a lie that will be revealed.

A man stood in the shadows, a civil contractor who'd been hired to help rebuild Lorai. The name on his identification card said Druzin, Mikhail but that obviously wasn't his real name. "Druzin" was a member of the Jaredcohenian Mafia, called 'Ivan'. The name goes back to the time when Ivan the Terrible was Prince of Muscovy, early Jaredcohenian history. His secret organization's legacy still lives.

"Yeah...I heard there was some damage in the rear of the building?" 'Druzin' showed his ID to a soldier at a checkpoint.

"Go right through."

'Druzin' walked to the entrance of the building, most of the security guards were asleep. The rest were also members of Ivan, who recognized 'Druzin' as he walked towards the room where the emperor and his wife slept. Five armed men walked into the room and 'Druzin' locked the door behind him, moving to an open chair. He waited for his guests to wake up.

OOC: Remember, I want the girl unharmed. He's in the bedroom, right?

IC:

The day was going to be another perfectly (boring) normal day packed with soldiers, protests, and Metube broadcasts for the Emperor and Empress. But not today.

As Ally stretched her tan french arms from over her husbands back, she opened her eyes and saw the sttrange man watching them sleep. She screamed, and her husband jumped up and sat up in their Imperial-Style bed that had been in use since the first Emperor.

"What the hell do you want!?" he said. He was scared, but he thought it best to hide this and intimidate the stranger. Many might even consider him a prince, he was only 29. Meanwhile his wife reached for the pistol she kept in a rip in her matress by her arm.

OOC: The girl will be unharmed then. But the thing inside her won't be. :D

SIC:

Druzin glanced at the wife moving towards her gun, he spoke in a German accent. "I can tell that you're french from without even knowing you, lady. Ever hear of Gilette and some shaving cream? I heard that French chicks didn't shave...but serious-." He stopped himself. "Both of you, get out of bed." He sneered, taking a pistol out of his side. "If you don't realize, I have an inch of kevlar on my chest right now. Also, I have five men with several inches of lead in their rifles. Not really inches, more like bullets. Anyways, like I said, both of you get out of bed and lie on the floor, your face facing the carpet. Heinreich, close the windows. Shut the blinds."

OOC: The girl and everthying inside her will be unharmed already, dod gammit!

IC:

"Nazista..." Ally muttered under her breath as the couple got on the floor. "At least french women aren't fat pigs. Go tattoo a swastika on yourself, you stupid German boxhead."

"Who are you?" the Emperor spat out as he crouched down.

SIC:

He laughed. The man behind 'Druzin' was actually a Jew, an accountant in his spare time. "There's one tattooed on my rear. I'll show you it later if ya want, Froggie. Do you have any jewellery, money, valuables that I might enjoy owning? Rudolf.." Druzin gestured to one of the armed men. "Put ties around the Emperor and his wife. Make sure they're nice and snug. So as I was saying, cash? Jewels? Valuables? Tell me and I'll spare both of your lives."

IC:

"Behind the painting of the first Laqian Emperor..." said Ally reluctantly. "There's a vault. Code 6-4-3-2-4-5-6. You'll find 8 million dollar's worth of family treasures. Jewels, paintings, gold." Of course this was only one of the smaller vaults the Empress was telling about. "Coglione.." whispered Alexo under his breath.

IC:
As he was being tied up, the Emperor flinched and for a few moments his tatoo of the Italian flag was revealed on his tan shoulderblade...

OOC:

Hint-Hint for slurs. I have no idea what froggie is though...

IC:
As he was being tied up, the Emperor flinched and for a few moments his tatoo of the Italian flag was revealed on his tan shoulderblade...

OOC:

Hint-Hint for slurs. I have no idea what froggie is though...

OOC: lol french frog

SIC:

"An Italian, I see. Silly guiney, I asked you a question. Where are your valuables? Do you want to die, silly man? Rudolf, Heinreich, Gunther...search around. Toss the place up." Druzin grabbed the gun from the rip in the mattress. "You'd think that royalty these days would be able to afford a better mattress, eh?"

"More like a way of protection from pricks like you," spat out Ally. "You stupid nazi, behind the painting. I already told you. Do I need to repeat the combination?"

Meanwhile her husband, for the sake of their safety said (Though Hesitantly): "There- There ez another room. In the bathroom- by the mirror you see a keyhole. The key is in my wallet, it's ovare in the drawer. Unlock the key and the mirror comes open. Behind it is 800,000,000's worth of Quasars, jewels, paintings and other priceless riches- which in your little hellhole of a nation is worth a hole lot more. They rest is in banks."

OOC:

You could also use background info. I wouldn't mind if you made it a part of the story that the Vamirez's wealth is huge and legendary across the world (it's almost 300 billion). And the guy's 29 and the girl's 28, calling them kid would work.

The couple jumped as "The Headbutt Dance"- (the song made after the Zidane headbutted the Italian player in the world cup, which was their favorite song as Alexo was Italian and Ally was French) the song on their 12,000 dollar alarm clock went off...

OOC: The only reason my men have heard of them is because it's in the news. :P 'Druzin' is actually a Russian Jew if you didn't know. He gets amused when they call him Nazis. And oddly, I didn't see that post with the info. Only the one beneath it. Do you mind if I find a pregnancy test in a garbage?

SIC:

"You just hate me, you stupid Frenchie, because my men are better than you militarily? I laugh. Gunther, open the painting. Heinrich, get to that safe in the bathroom. Put all of the money in..." He looked around, finding a garbage can in the bathroom. He picked it up and went over to the Empress and dumped its contents on her back. He tried to sound proper. "Men, please put the loot and other objects into the proper receptacle in the centre of the room. People like you anger me, fucking monarchs." He then walked over to the emperor and kicked him on the side, Druzin was wearing work boots. "Please say, 'Thank you Sir, may I have another?' I loved that movie."

OOC: Okay. But no abortions or tube-tieing please.


IC:

The Empress took the insult and hoped her baby would be okay.

"Uhh..." the Emperor gasped as he was hit with the boot. He felt like he was about to throw up for a second, but then he looked at his frightened wife.

"Monster!" Screamed Ally.

Meanwhile Alexo managed to get a few words out: "If you ware a real man you would allow me to fight. But you are a coward, afraid. How typical of pollocks like yourself..."

And at this moment, Maree Schavez, one of the couple's maids at age 58, curious at all the noise, peaked around the corner. She saw the men for a brief moment, withdrew from the corner, and drew her pistol (which she acquired at the horror stories of the marines). Quickly and gracefully, she popped out the gun into the doorway, got a good aim, and screamed "DROP YOUR WEAPONS YOU DIRTY RUSSIANS! OR I WILL SLAY THE MAN THAT DARES INTRUDE ON THE MONARCHS OF ALL LAQUASA!"

As the women's shrieks carried throughout the hollow palace walls, curious palace staff began running towards the Emperor's room, as one chef pulled the alarm...

OOC: The door was locked though :/ How'd the lady get in?

OOC: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......... then ignore the maid part then, and RP the rest.

OOC: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......... then ignore the maid part then, and RP the rest.

OOC: that means I ignore the rest of the post, since the maid screamed and got everyones attention...right? o.O;

OOC: Just imagine the maid never came. I'll incorporate her later. RP the rest without the maid/servants.