NationStates Jolt Archive

OOC: Now mabey you guys were just joking on the last page, but you do realize how dull this would be if we just nuked everyone of the face of the planet?

OOC: Now mabey you guys were just joking on the last page, but you do realize how dull this would be if we just nuked everyone of the face of the planet?

OOC :It is still the probable IC reaction.

Well we don't live In-Character so... and how many sane people would realy contemplate the destruction of the Earth at their own hands?

Well we don't live In-Character so... and how many sane people would realy contemplate the destruction of the Earth at their own hands?

OOC: NS Earth is about Jupiter-sized. Glassing Leocardia wouldn't affect it.

hhhmmmmpp. OK, but still. I stand by the fact that this would suck if it ended in the nuclear annihilation of three coutries.

hhhmmmmpp. OK, but still. I stand by the fact that this would suck if it ended in the nuclear annihilation of three coutries.

OOC: No. Nuclear annihilation of Leocardia only. You haven't nuked me. At least not yet.

These bombers wil lbe used. Thank you. and orders at F-22 fighers to rigley air base to

The Juki was hit and almost annihiliated. The last of its defences were the laser defence systems. However, Kingster still pulled the Juki up. Kingster was almost like a brother to Juki. Kingster, however, is a much stronger and powerful SD, probably capable of taking on the remaining Pythagorian SDs and backup aircrafts. The Kingster turned their complex Anti-CWS, Anti-GPS, Laser Guidance, Hypersonic Mach 21 Reaction, Laser Defensive Backup, 43-75 Radar Defence on active mode. It's Torpdeo DEF-Ender Defense protects the Kingster from fast enemy torpedoes, as well as aircraft torpedoes. And the Kingster unleased it's new Leocardian technological naval warfare weapon: the Leocardian Far-Ranged/AntiAir Mach 25 Artielleri-Air. The new weapon acts as a powerful artillery, as well as a fast Mach 25 AA Missile, packed with radiated, biological toxins to kill its enemy faster and effectively. Juki's guns were nothing compared to Kingster's. Kingster SD is one of the most powerful SD in Leocardia. The big SD was also a carrier carrying 1,500 LAF-87G, powerful aircrafts that went beyond Mach 20, armed with Anti-AA/Aircraft Missiles, to destroy any enemy aircraft interceptors that may try destroying Leocardian aircrafts. The LAF-87G is also a bomber armed with powerful bombs such as the LOS-I34C bomb.

OOC: No sign of Leocardia?

The Juki was hit and almost annihiliated. The last of its defences were the laser defence systems. However, Kingster still pulled the Juki up. Kingster was almost like a brother to Juki. Kingster, however, is a much stronger and powerful SD, probably capable of taking on the remaining Pythagorian SDs and backup aircrafts. The Kingster turned their complex Anti-CWS, Anti-GPS, Laser Guidance, Hypersonic Mach 21 Reaction, Laser Defensive Backup, 43-75 Radar Defence on active mode. It's Torpdeo DEF-Ender Defense protects the Kingster from fast enemy torpedoes, as well as aircraft torpedoes. And the Kingster unleased it's new Leocardian technological naval warfare weapon: the Leocardian Far-Ranged/AntiAir Mach 25 Artielleri-Air. The new weapon acts as a powerful artillery, as well as a fast Mach 25 AA Missile, packed with radiated, biological toxins to kill its enemy faster and effectively. Juki's guns were nothing compared to Kingster's. Kingster SD is one of the most powerful SD in Leocardia. The big SD was also a carrier carrying 1,500 LAF-87G, powerful aircrafts that went beyond Mach 20, armed with Anti-AA/Aircraft Missiles, to destroy any enemy aircraft interceptors that may try destroying Leocardian aircrafts. The LAF-87G is also a bomber armed with powerful bombs such as the LOS-I34C bomb.

The Kingster pummels enemy ships. Another battleship and aircraft carrier are gone. These toxins, however, do nelegible damage. NBC protection is ALWAYS standard. But this had now gone too far.

The Supreme General ordered, "Annihilate them! Use every ICBM you can fire. The nuclear ones."

"It will be done!"

In grand total, 18 nuclear ICBMs came down upon the Leocardian Fleet, striking where wind would irradiate the bare minimum of Pythogrian lands.

OOC: 1,500 aircraft? How big is this thing? I mean damn, thats gotta be the biggest ship in existance (thats bigger than a freakin airbase!) We can presume my fighters and bombers have been completley recalled for refueling/rearming. And mach 20? I'm going to have to call a godmod, that would probably kill the pilots.

The Juki was hit and almost annihiliated. The last of its defences were the laser defence systems. However, Kingster still pulled the Juki up. Kingster was almost like a brother to Juki. Kingster, however, is a much stronger and powerful SD, probably capable of taking on the remaining Pythagorian SDs and backup aircrafts. The Kingster turned their complex Anti-CWS, Anti-GPS, Laser Guidance, Hypersonic Mach 21 Reaction, Laser Defensive Backup, 43-75 Radar Defence on active mode. It's Torpdeo DEF-Ender Defense protects the Kingster from fast enemy torpedoes, as well as aircraft torpedoes. And the Kingster unleased it's new Leocardian technological naval warfare weapon: the Leocardian Far-Ranged/AntiAir Mach 25 Artielleri-Air. The new weapon acts as a powerful artillery, as well as a fast Mach 25 AA Missile, packed with radiated, biological toxins to kill its enemy faster and effectively. Juki's guns were nothing compared to Kingster's. Kingster SD is one of the most powerful SD in Leocardia. The big SD was also a carrier carrying 1,500 LAF-87G, powerful aircrafts that went beyond Mach 20, armed with Anti-AA/Aircraft Missiles, to destroy any enemy aircraft interceptors that may try destroying Leocardian aircrafts. The LAF-87G is also a bomber armed with powerful bombs such as the LOS-I34C bomb.

OOC: That thing is a fucking godmod in itself!

Just want to clarify: you have a fighter that is apparently the size of a B2, but goes over mach 20, and a missile that does mach 25... in a mt battle... on a ship that is both a battleship that holds 1,500 of these B2 fighters... and is apparently anti-optical since it somehow blocks GPS...

GODMOD

The Solar Mirror focused again. This time on the Kingster. The Leocardians didn't seem to have grasped the idea that making that large a ship only ensured it would be a target. This time, the beam, still about half the size of a city block, did not fire only once, but remained focused on the Kingster.

OOC: Yeah, that's a blatent godmod, Leocardia...


IC:

"Sir! Pythagoria has fired W.M.D.'s! What should we do?" cried a Capitan.

"Relax, Capitan. I will contact them. Keep the fleets on course, and direct our aircraft away from the irradiated zones," Responded the General.


Secret IC Telegram:

Pythagoria, we are ready to fire N/B/C weaponry on Leocardia. Do we engage, or hold off?

OOC: Yeah, that's a blatent godmod, Leocardia...


IC:
Secret IC Telegram:

Pythagoria, we are ready to fire N/B/C weaponry on Leocardia. Do we engage, or hold off?

OOC: Someone agrees!

IC:

Secret Telegram:

If this fleet survives, seeing as I'll need to reload, finish them off. Should we attack their homeland with nuclear weapons?

OOC: Someone agrees!

IC:

Secret Telegram:

If this fleet survives, seeing as I'll need to reload, finish them off. Should we attack their homeland with nuclear weapons?


Secret Telegram:

We will finish them off if you need to reload. Not only should we attack thier homeland with nuclear weaponry, we should use biological and chemical weaponry as well. If Asgarnieu fires on Leocardia, we'll do more than "glass" it.

OOC: I want to hurt someone. >.>

Secret Telegram:

We will finish them off if you need to reload. Not only should we attack thier homeland with nuclear weaponry, we should use biological and chemical weaponry as well. If Asgarnieu fires on Leocardia, we'll do more than "glass" it.

Secret Telegram:

Well, we can only really provide nuclear. We don't have any bio/chem. But then let us begin.

Destroy them, utterly. OPERATION: Wrath of Destruction.

Carpathia Ziemowit stood in his office, looking at the monitor infront of him. Leocardia would be a waste land soon. He picked up a bright yellow phone.
"Yes sir?" Spoke the captain on the other line
"Leocardia is probably not going to exist after this, correct?"
"Yes sir."
"Do we have any ordinance we need disposed of, or any new firebombs that need testing?"
"Yes sir, we have developed a new high powered napalm mixture that we were going to test on the proving grounds next week."
"Load them into the B-1bs. Have them attack the tallest structures left standing if Leocardia is nuked."
"Yes sir!"

General Mcpossum reporting i have come to help you irradicate the rest of these urchins" *drinks some whiskey*

General Mcpossum reporting i have come to help you irradicate the rest of these urchins" *drinks some whiskey*

OOC: I can see you are new. Welcome to NS, enjoy your addiction, and read the stickies at the top of this forum. :)

Balkan City Command got a phone call. The Supreme General of Asgarnian Collective Armed Forces answered. He immediatley raised his bushy, greying eyebrows. When he hung up the phone, he looked startled. He picked up the phone again, and dialed "1". A phone rang in the Secure Room. Within 30 seconds, 10 armed guards and one tuxedo-clad man walked into the control room. There was a large black briefcase handcuffed to the tuxedo-clad mans hand. He removed a key from his pocket, and un-cuffed himself. The Supreme General was on the edge of his seat, along with everyone else in the control room. The man unlocked the briefcase and took out 3 individual papers. All were signed by Congress and Grand Parliment. They authorized the use of Nuclear, Biological, and Chemical weaponry on Leocardia.

At the same time, The President of Asgarnieu was speaking to the nation.


"Good evening. I am President Justin A. Herbert. A few moments ago, we were authorized by Allied Forces to use Weapons of Mass Destruction on the nation of Leocardia. Leocardia has declared war on Pythagoria and has attacked with Nuclear weapons. We are part of an operation called "Wrath of Destruction". As of right now, Intercontenental Ballistic Missiles around Asgarnieu are being activated. Forces in Pythagoria and abroad are preparing to air-drop W.M.D.'s on Leocardia. May God have mercy on the souls of the citizens of Leocardia."


4 ICBM's with 20-Megaton warheads were launched from Rundell Long-Range Attack Station.

4 ICBM's with VX Gas warheads were launched from Gibbs Long-Range Attack Station.

4 ICBM's with V4TBCIII warheads were lauched from Harrison Long-Range Attack Station.

All of the weapons were strategically targeted to detonate over or on the most major city centers in Leocardia.

One additional ICBM with a 30-Megaton warhead was deployed over the capital city. It was set to detonate 1-mile above the city. This would cause an E.M.P. pulse to destroy electronics across the city.

RG-129J's were sent to jam Leocardia's Defense Systems just long enough to let the missiles in to the country...

Carpathia Ziemowit stood in his office, looking at the monitor infront of him. Leocardia would be a waste land soon. He picked up a bright yellow phone.
"Yes sir?" Spoke the captain on the other line
"Leocardia is probably not going to exist after this, correct?"
"Yes sir."
"Do we have any ordinance we need disposed of, or any new firebombs that need testing?"
"Yes sir, we have developed a new high powered napalm mixture that we were going to test on the proving grounds next week."
"Load them into the B-1bs. Have them attack the tallest structures left standing if Leocardia is nuked."
"Yes sir!"

The fleet was completely destroyed. "WHAT?" Jason stood off of his chair. "We're retreating on this invasion. Send a message to Pythagoria."

Meanwhile, Mer des Ennuis launched nuclear missiles at Leocardia. All the Leocardian defences aimed at the nuclear missiles heading Leocardia's way. However all missiles were successfully shot down, thanks to Leocardia's State-of-the-Art Nuclear Weapons Defence System and AntiMissile Defence Networks.

To: Pythagorian Allies
From: Leocardia

You have used your nuclear weapons on us. Though we have not used any on you guys in this war. You shall burn in hell and face the fury of Leocardia. Perhaps next time we will be successful. Thank you for the awesome battle. We have retreated, congradulations in your victory. Shall we begin diplomatic relations now?

The sattelite attempt was pathetic, the sattelites being on an islated network.

In the naval battle, this missile annihilated three cruisers. The fleet retaliated in one enourmous blast of shells, torpedoes, and missiles of all types. "For the Homeland!"

In case this hasn't been addressed yet, TAP War Sattelites cannot be hacked so easily, their anti-hacking tech is innovative and can problem solve quite effectively.

The fleet was completely destroyed. "WHAT?" Jason stood off of his chair. "We're retreating on this invasion. Send a message to Pythagoria."

Meanwhile, Mer des Ennuis launched nuclear missiles at Leocardia. All the Leocardian defences aimed at the nuclear missiles heading Leocardia's way. However all missiles were successfully shot down, thanks to Leocardia's State-of-the-Art Nuclear Weapons Defence System and AntiMissile Defence Networks.

To: Pythagorian Allies
From: Leocardia

You have used your nuclear weapons on us. Though we have not used any on you guys in this war. You shall burn in hell and face the fury of Leocardia. Perhaps next time we will be successful. Thank you for the awesome battle. We have retreated, congradulations in your victory. Shall we begin diplomatic relations now?


To: Leocardia

From: Pythogria

Perhaps the nuke you launched at our Hood-Class SD may qualify? Oh, and also... There's a bit of a... "present" coming your way.

---Orbit Above Leocardia---

You see, all space stations or sattelites eventually break down. This one was at the end of it's lifetime.

It was also enourmous.

Pythogria proceeded to drop it onto Leocardia. There's a use for old space stations AFTER all!

OOC: And yes, it is feasile to drop old space stations from space onto people.

To: Leocardia

From: Pythogria

Perhaps the nuke you launched at our Hood-Class SD may qualify? Oh, and also... There's a bit of a... "present" coming your way.

---Orbit Above Leocardia---

You see, all space stations or sattelites eventually break down. This one was at the end of it's lifetime.

It was also enourmous.

Pythogria proceeded to drop it onto Leocardia. There's a use for old space stations AFTER all!

OOC: And yes, it is feasile to drop old space stations from space onto people.

OOC: Because Spacelab sure remained in one piece alright when it re-entered, right?

The 25 Asgarnian Air Force B-2 Spirits were informed of Leocardia's stance. They inquired on their course of action. Command told them to ignore it. The Stealth bombers were en route to the nearest city of 1,000,000+, and they found it. The Stealth Bombers cruised in undetected, and dropped 10 Proton bombs each. The bombs detonated just 20 feet above ground. The explosions were relatively small, but the radiation spread out over a much larger area. The Stealth bombers successfully retreated, and made it back to the airbase unscathed and undetected. On their successful arrival, 25 more B-2's were deployed. They carried 15 Radon Bombs each. They were to be detonated in Leocardia as well...

OOC: Because Spacelab sure remained in one piece alright when it re-entered, right?

OOC: It WOULD, of course, break up a good but, but one solid piece will fall on something.

ooc: fuckin jolt deleted the text in my text box 3 times. I'll give it one last try.

I just want to point out that I didn't actually nuke Leocardia, I just plan to drop napalm on now-uninhabited sections of it, and then send some aid for the survivers of the... survivors.


Carpathia Ziemowit was walking around his cavernous office on his 8th glass of scotch for the night. He was about ready to go pass out in a nice corner when a fog horn went off. He took his pistol and shot at it 9 times before he hit it, or it went off. He wasn't sure. He stumbled over to his command desk, and pushed a button.
"Joyce, why did a fog horn go off?"
"That means that a WMD was launched at a nation, sir. You had us install it last week."
"Oh, uh, thanks. In about 5 minutes, can you send someone to help me find my bed?"
"Yes sir. Did you lose your pants this time too?"
"No, but thanks for asking."
"Yes sir, I'll have a glass of green tea waiting for you when you get to your room."
“Thanks”

He stumbled around his office for a few minutes, falling over an inconveniently placed couch, before he picked up the MDEAC secure phone.
“Sir?”
“Hey guy, whats up?”
“Leocardia is being nuked.”
“Oh, that’s…yea… um…”
“Sir, have you been drinking?”
“Yea, this is a Saturday afterall.”
“Right, we are sending in B-1B’s to firebomb their remaining cities.”
“Can we, you know, fella, do something to like, help them?”
“You mean the survivors of the nuclear attack or our attack?”
“Uhh, both of them.”
“Yes sir, We will dispatch cargo aircraft and the 14th army and the 20th airborne army to provide humanitarian aide, as well as some cargo planes to aid the survivors.”
“Yea, lets do that.”
Carpathia hung up the phone, stumbled around some more, and passed out on the couch he had tripped over before.

Soon after the ICBM's were deployed to Leocardia, The 4 Leaders of the nation were transported to an undisclosed underground facility. The Asgarnian Air Defense System was activated, and 100 YAL-1ABL Airborne Missile Destroyers were sent to patrol the skies for any sign of trouble. Patriot Missiles were activated, and GLM-220 Air Defense Missiles were readied. Any attempt to attack Asgarnieu would be thwarted surely...

The jets were stranded in the air. The Nimitz calss was too badly damaged for them to land on. They needed to land on another ship. "Eagle 1 to pythogrian fleet, we request permission to land on one of your carriers", a pilot said into the radio.

The jets were stranded in the air. The Nimitz calss was too badly damaged for them to land on. They needed to land on another ship. "Eagle 1 to pythogrian fleet, we request permission to land on one of your carriers", a pilot said into the radio.

"Permission granted!"

We have 15 carriers in the area... i'm sure we could make some room. Pythogria, I'm guessing you are going to want to keep 5 battle groups until you can replace whats left of your navy, right?

We have 15 carriers in the area... i'm sure we could make some room. Pythogria, I'm guessing you are going to want to keep 5 battle groups until you can replace whats left of your navy, right?

Yes, that's the plan.

Message to Allied Forces:

There are currently 15 Aircraft Carriers in range, as well as 2 Asgarnian Battle Fleets. Feel free to land ANY Allied aircraft on our vessels.

OOC: It WOULD, of course, break up a good but, but one solid piece will fall on something.

But would it be what you were aiming for? ;)

But would it be what you were aiming for? ;)

OOC: Well, it's a city-sized target...

Pyhtorgia, tell me honestly, have you used your ospreys against enemy cities.

Pyhtorgia, tell me honestly, have you used your ospreys against enemy cities.

No. I have not used any Rods of God in this war as of yet.

No. I have not used any Rods of God in this war as of yet.

okay, just know I will be keeping an eye on this, you don't want me to be forced to destroy that big investment now do you?

"Permission granted!" "thank you", the pilot said with relief. They flew onto the landing decks, stopping abrubtly due to the landing cables. The pilot got out and peered around, eager to hook up with his comrades. In the distance, he saw oil burning where the Ticonderoga was once afloat. Now, it was given to the sea. Of course, he didn't know aobut the subs.

The fleet was mobilized immideatly. 3,960 CH-47 Chinooks of the 68th-72nd Heavy Transport Divisions were loaded onto WASP class assault ships, as were several V22 Osprey Cargocraft. The 6th and 7th Fleets headed for Leocardia to provide tactical and strategic support. Several C-17's started to load up with food and water. Although the B-1bs would hit with napalm in under half an hour, it would only have the effect of leveling desolate structures, making rebuilding that much easier. A day after the bombings, the 271st and 272nd division would arrive, armed to the teeth and in NBC suits, but with several container ships of nonperishable food and water.

The next set of 25 B-2's were just entering Leocardian airspace. So far, they were undetected. They targeted another city with at least 1,000,000 people. The Radon Bombs were dropped over the city. A Radon Bomb is composed of a massive glass case that is aged for 10 years. The glass contains 1 pound of Radium (Ra). In the vaccuum, it releases Radon (Rn) gas. After the 10 year period, it has built up sufficient amounts of Radon. When the glass shatters, it releases the Radon. It will not kill immediately, but it WILL cause future problems. Those who are closest to the site of impact will likely die within 48 hours from acute radiation poisoning. Directly behind the B-2's was The 847th Fighter/Bomber Wing. 500 Stealth F/B-150C's armed with Sarin and Anthrax bombs were preparing to deliver their dastardly doom. Once all of the ordinace was delivered, all 525 aircraft headed back to their respective carriers...

OOC: Say, maybe we shouldn't bomb Leocardia any more? that seems to be making things worse for pythogria. Maybe we should prepare to resist the Kraven corp? I'm calling back the bombers, I think I'll need the ordinance.

OOC: Say, maybe we shouldn't bomb Leocardia any more? that seems to be making things worse for pythogria. Maybe we should prepare to resist the Kraven corp? I'm calling back the bombers, I think I'll need the ordinance.

Why are we worried about The Kraven Corp.?

Why are we worried about The Kraven Corp.?

A warning about Kraven, they will try to make slaves out of all.

Has Kraven joined the 'war'?

Has Kraven joined the 'war'? Sort of, Whyatica is a Kraven state.

Them and their slave states are preparing to invade. I'm going to need to buy somewhere in the region of 350,000,000 assault rifles from you, Asgarnieu

Acknowledged. ALL Allied nations will recieve the nessicary weapons and supplies. W.M.D.'s and Defense Systems are now re-activated. Asgarnieu hereby withdraws all troops from other foriegn lands to assist in the defense of Allied Forces if nessicary.

O.K. I'm out for the night. I've gotta do some stuff. See Ya!


(Don't get glassed, Allies...)

As the situation in Pythogria has intensified, we have decided this matter takes precedent over the others with which we are currently involved. Therefore, we have pulled naval forces from various theatres of deployment for use in the defense of Pythogria. The entire 2nd and 3rd WCN surface fleets are already en route to Pythogrian waters. They consist of:
50 WC-Adrenaline Class Guided missile frigates
4 WC-Motherland Class Carriers
20 WC-Hoplite Class Destroyers
20 WC-Laconian Class Destroyers
25 WC-Stealth Attack Submarines
5 WC-Senate Class Battleships
2 WC-Phalanx Class SDs
30 WC-Vassal Class AA cruisers
50 WC-Otter Class Patrol Craft

A total of 206 vessels, a tidy number considering what's coming. We only ask that they are going to fight for a just cause, and those who die did not die needlessly. Expect our arrival soon. We have not deployed any ground forces as of yet because we fear your lands are at risk for nuclear attack.

Signed,
Czar Vasili Kotov

ok um on the off chance i decide to get involved (which is really slim beacue Pythagoria has engough help already) could i get a quick summery.

Open message from the Goverment of Colorado and Texas:

Pythogria we know you will win in the end. We will not get involved. We will send medical help to both you and the invaders.

The jets were stranded in the air. The Nimitz calss was too badly damaged for them to land on. They needed to land on another ship. "Eagle 1 to pythogrian fleet, we request permission to land on one of your carriers", a pilot said into the radio.

Wow.. thats godmoding. I shot at your ships with an entire naval fleet, yet 2 of your ships never sunk.

Pythorgia, we are granting you permission to use the Osprey Satellites you have purchased from us against Wythican Cities. Do what you must to stop those despicable slavers.

The Leocardian defences are using every last bit of their defensive weapons. Their powerful antispace weaponry rays target and eliminate any threat. It was obvious that all the countries of Pythagorian allies combined was no match in army and airforce, therefore they attack by missiles.

Wow.. thats godmoding. I shot at your ships with an entire naval fleet, yet 2 of your ships never sunk. OOC: No, the ticonderoga sunk. Plus you never did reply to how the infrared decoys affected the missiles aimed at my Nimitz, so I left it alone. Also you never even made a reply about my arial attacks aimed at you. I said that you got 3 of my jets were destroyed when your shells and missiles came in. You had them aimed at my ships, though. your missles as far as I can tell were not locked on my jets.

Although cushioning the ticonderoga class with my subs is kind of godmode-sih. That little bit is void.

Leocardia, i don't think anyone is really attacking you any more. I'm trying to land forces to help you recover, though I will probably have to recall them.

Leocardia, i don't think anyone is really attacking you any more. I'm trying to land forces to help you recover, though I will probably have to recall them.

I'll recover myself. Thankyou.

What, you don't want free food?

The fringes of the Holy Empire of King Arthur the Great take up armed conflict. In a sad attempt to unite the opposition forces of the region of Dragon Land of the Celtics, the united resistance begins to release the national animals of the region upon the warring nations. Spearheading the movement, the anti-Catholic League releases large numbers of Dragons, Phoenixes, and Griffins onto the belligerents. Pythgoria and Kubra suffer damage, but with minimal loss of life due to warnings announced by animalistic raucus. Small packs of Griffins wing over to Deserted Territories, cause minor damage, then drop dead from exhaustion.

To ALL nations affected, From King Arthur the Great, Augh Reys Celtica:

Sorry about the animal release. My brothers/fellow monarchs of the Dragon Land of the Celtics apologize for the destruction and mayhem being spread. Armed resistance guerillas have undermined our recent victory of finally relocating the dragons, phoenixes, and griffins of our countries to secure habitats. We apologize for the inconvenience, and assure you that the members of this obscene and anti-Catholic organization will be exposed, humiliated, and stamped out. In the meantime, we ask that any nation finding our national animals in their sovereign territory please make all efforts to secure their peaceful capture. To make an animal docile, follow these instructions: Dragons need to be fed sheep's blood mixed with milk, Griffins should be given salted meats, and Phoenixes can be tamed with sunflower seeds and Malt Whiskey. We appreciate any coopoeration, and our willing to pay for the various food products needed to secure capture. (Damage expenses, are, sadly, not covered by our Insurance policies purchased from door-to-door insurance salesmen.)

The fringes of the Holy Empire of King Arthur the Great take up armed conflict. In a sad attempt to unite the opposition forces of the region of Dragon Land of the Celtics, the united resistance begins to release the national animals of the region upon the warring nations. Spearheading the movement, the anti-Catholic League releases large numbers of Dragons, Phoenixes, and Griffins onto the belligerents. Pythgoria and Kubra suffer damage, but with minimal loss of life due to warnings announced by animalistic raucus. Small packs of Griffins wing over to Deserted Territories, cause minor damage, then drop dead from exhaustion.

To ALL nations affected, From King Arthur the Great, Augh Reys Celtica:

Sorry about the animal release. My brothers/fellow monarchs of the Dragon Land of the Celtics apologize for the destruction and mayhem being spread. Armed resistance guerillas have undermined our recent victory of finally relocating the dragons, phoenixes, and griffins of our countries to secure habitats. We apologize for the inconvenience, and assure you that the members of this obscene and anti-Catholic organization will be exposed, humiliated, and stamped out. In the meantime, we ask that any nation finding our national animals in their sovereign territory please make all efforts to secure their peaceful capture. To make an animal docile, follow these instructions: Dragons need to be fed sheep's blood mixed with milk, Griffins should be given salted meats, and Phoenixes can be tamed with sunflower seeds and Malt Whiskey. We appreciate any coopoeration, and our willing to pay for the various food products needed to secure capture. (Damage expenses, are, sadly, not covered by our Insurance policies purchased from door-to-door insurance salesmen.)

no, just no.
1. This is a realistic PMT Thread, you are clearly not PMT
2. The Rp'ing on your part is atrocious
3. If you persist, The Order of St. Longinus will start a thread to destroy you

"This is Spartan Infantry transport Papa-Echo-November-India-Sierra. Requesting drop point over. We are Circa 5 minutes from Pythag and are requesting a drop point; over."

So the Pilot repeated as the Co-Pilot flipped the 'Ready' switch for the paratroopers making a red lights light up the plane's belly which contained 345 Spartan Veteran Paratroopers. Marksmen with any rifle, especially the G-12; G7, G6, and any other common rifle on the battlefield. Them selves they were both spotters and snipers. They were Marksmen, they were Grenadiers, they were Heavy-Assault men. They were one mem Army's; they were weapons of mass destruction fire arm or no fire arm. They were physically or mentally capable of any mission.

These men yelled out load 'HOOAH' with thier C.O raising morale and of course trash talking the enemy with slander they had just made up. Equipment ready they stood up from where they sat, patting each other down to make sure there would be no equipment malfunctions.

OOC: Okay Pyth. Get me up to speed here. I've got the troops and the economic power. Put me where I need to be.

OOC: Wait, I didn't even see Whyatica! How is he getting involved?

OOC: I have no idea.

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OOC: Wait, I didn't even see Whyatica! How is he getting involved?

He's invading Pythagoria.

He's invading Pythagoria.

OOC: When did this happen? I didn't even see him in this thread... Or is it somewhere else?

OOC: When did this happen? I didn't even see him in this thread... Or is it somewhere else?

I bumped the thread up.

I'll be away for a while, eating lunch.

The Leocardian defences are using every last bit of their defensive weapons. Their powerful antispace weaponry rays target and eliminate any threat. It was obvious that all the countries of Pythagorian allies combined was no match in army and airforce, therefore they attack by missiles.

OOC: Apparently, you don't realize that I destroyed 2 of your cities with my Air Force... Sorry to be cocky...

Catain Brundige had pulled his 5 carrier battle groups further away from Pythogria. All fighters were called back to the ships. From what he heard, all nuclear hell had recently broken out between the waring nations. Thankfully his homeland was spared. Nevertheless, DT Citizens were evacuated into neghboring nations, and anti-missle systems (though primitive in comparison with modern technology) were being set up.

OFFICIAL TELEGRAM TO ALLIED FORCES


The Asgarnian National War Bureau has authorized the use of Military Armament Company's stores of weapons to be allocated to Allied Forces. Please order what you want, and it will be free of charge. It WILL be sent within 24 hours. WMD's are to be allocated to Allied Nations as per the need.


Pythagoria:
-100 [20] Megaton Warheads
-10 Drums of Anthrax
-1,000 Gallons of VX Gas

Mer des Ennuis:
-20 [20] Megaton Warheads
-8 Drums of Anthrax
-225 Gallons of VX Gas


Thank you.


[END TELEGRAM]

OOC: When did this happen? I didn't even see him in this thread... Or is it somewhere else?

OOC: It's in another thread. Except Pythy decided to 'ignore' it, because it's quote 'A dogpile'. In reality, it is 3 vs 3 with him having the homefield advantage. He has basicly 'ignored' the invasion because he cried it's unfair.

Nevermind the fact that in this war, it's about 6 versus 1 against Leocardia and Pythy is still asking for outside help. I guess when it's Pythy and 5 others versus 1, it's a fair fight.

To quote him, "The more the merrier!"

When it's a 3vs3 fight, it's 'unfair' and deserves to be 'ignored.'

First of all i am offended that you don't count me as a real nation.
And secondly, i'm so small it doesn't really matter so don't worry abou it.

OOC: Am I missing something? I need to do something.

OOC: There is now a bunch of talk on other threads abou this game. So what are we going to do, who do i listen to?

To: All Nations
From: The real King Arthur the Great, Aug Reys

I am pasting this to apologize. In a temporary coup, my nation was overrun by my nerdy little cousin (I was eating.) I sincerely apologize for the post, and am sorry that your ears had to be defiled by hearing what he said. Rest assured, appropriate measures are being taken.

-King Arthur the Great, Aug Reys

The dungeons of the Great King were ready. Filodius, the Dungeon master, was especially pleased at being given the honor of personally punishing Eli, upstart cousin of the King. Then, across the nations of the world, a loud cry went up as the double atomic wedgie was administered. It would be a long night..

The fringes of the Holy Empire of King Arthur the Great take up armed conflict. In a sad attempt to unite the opposition forces of the region of Dragon Land of the Celtics, the united resistance begins to release the national animals of the region upon the warring nations. Spearheading the movement, the anti-Catholic League releases large numbers of Dragons, Phoenixes, and Griffins onto the belligerents. Pythgoria and Kubra suffer damage, but with minimal loss of life due to warnings announced by animalistic raucus. Small packs of Griffins wing over to Deserted Territories, cause minor damage, then drop dead from exhaustion.

To ALL nations affected, From King Arthur the Great, Augh Reys Celtica:

Sorry about the animal release. My brothers/fellow monarchs of the Dragon Land of the Celtics apologize for the destruction and mayhem being spread. Armed resistance guerillas have undermined our recent victory of finally relocating the dragons, phoenixes, and griffins of our countries to secure habitats. We apologize for the inconvenience, and assure you that the members of this obscene and anti-Catholic organization will be exposed, humiliated, and stamped out. In the meantime, we ask that any nation finding our national animals in their sovereign territory please make all efforts to secure their peaceful capture. To make an animal docile, follow these instructions: Dragons need to be fed sheep's blood mixed with milk, Griffins should be given salted meats, and Phoenixes can be tamed with sunflower seeds and Malt Whiskey. We appreciate any coopoeration, and our willing to pay for the various food products needed to secure capture. (Damage expenses, are, sadly, not covered by our Insurance policies purchased from door-to-door insurance salesmen.) OOC: I am ingoring this. Please, never contact me or include me in such things ever again.

OOC:

That was just plain n00b...

You should apoligize to Deserted Territories, Kubra, Pythogria and your mother for such disgraces...

OOC:

That was just plain n00b...

You should apoligize to Deserted Territories, and your mother for such disgraces... OOC: I concur.

OOC: I concur.
OOC: I think he said his cousin got on his account... He also apologized. Previous page.

OOC- Just a question, were the hell has Pythagoria been today ?

To: All Nations
From: The real King Arthur the Great, Aug Reys

I am pasting this to apologize. In a temporary coup, my nation was overrun by my nerdy little cousin (I was eating.) I sincerely apologize for the post, and am sorry that your ears had to be defiled by hearing what he said. Rest assured, appropriate measures are being taken.

-King Arthur the Great, Aug Reys

The dungeons of the Great King were ready. Filodius, the Dungeon master, was especially pleased at being given the honor of personally punishing Eli, upstart cousin of the King. Then, across the nations of the world, a loud cry went up as the double atomic wedgie was administered. It would be a long night.. Kuba will supply you with any torturing devices needed.

Well anyways. Dephire right now is at a standstill. The safety perimiter that the nation has set up along the northern border of Pyth. is boring. No one has yet dared to assault the border. (Border is armed with about 14 million soldiers. The rest [about 6-10 million soldiers] are divided amongst the ranks of the assault force along with Pyth. Forces.) As a last resort, the men have gone 'hunting' on local wildlife. (With permission of course.)

"Knight to A-5."
-Said Dephire's commander-in-chief.-
"Oh ho! Checkmate again! Good game Alex Good Game!"
"You have to remember I was a star champion when I was in first grade, General Vega."

OOC: BTW. Pyth was at my wedding! LoL Just kidding.

Secret To Pythogria:

We see you have defeated the enemy before we could even send something to help you. Congrats. If you get invaded anywhere else, please let us know as soon as you can (via TG with a link).

We are an alliance for a reason.

___________________________________________

OOC: How is this ANY of your business Xeno. You write more OOC annoyances than IC posts. It's sad. Really, can you please stop bothering in other people's RPs unless you join yourself.

No hard feelings man... but it does get annoying after a while.

OOC: How is this ANY of your business Xeno. You write more OOC annoyances than IC posts. It's sad. Really, can you please stop bothering in other people's RPs unless you join yourself.

No hard feelings man... but it does get annoying after a while

OOC: Because some people don't check every thread on this forum. Folks deserve to know the facts about who they are choosing to RP with. I don't want to see anyone else put into a position where Pythogria ruins their good time.

TO: All combatants involved in the Pythagoria situation
From: The Citizen's Conclave of New Dracora

Subject: A concerned warning

It has recently come to our attention that a close neighbour and fellow member of our home region has become involved in an all out nuclear engagement. Although it is not the desire of the New Dracorian government to enter this engagement, we would like to warn all participants against launching any form of missile attack against both the home nation of Asgarnieu and the region of the 10000 islands. Should such an attack occur, it will be utterly defeated by our ground and space-based SDI-network. Then, a relatory strike will be launched against the offending nation(s), one so large that the crater it will create will cause sea levels all over NS-earth to drop by several metres.

This is our warning and our concern. Please do not take it lightly so that we can all have a very nice day.

Signed,
Mark Whitlam - Hon. Chief Administrator of the Citizen's Conclave of New Dracora

OOC: Because some people don't check every thread on this forum. Folks deserve to know the facts about who they are choosing to RP with. I don't want to see anyone else put into a position where Pythogria ruins their good time.

OOC: Ok... I'll give you that. But the thing is that facts and opinions are different. My opinion on Pythogria and yours is different. In fact, I enjoy RPing with Pyth more than most other NSers. So... please don't confuse facts with OOC opinions.

OOC: Ok... I'll give you that. But the thing is that facts and opinions are different. My opinion on Pythogria and yours is different. In fact, I enjoy RPing with Pyth more than most other NSers. So... please don't confuse facts with OOC opinions.

OOC: Here are the facts. Readily available for your and everyone else's consumption. The thread covers pretty much everything: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=481358

(Backround, on the dusk of Pythogria begging for MORE people to help him fight Leo, when the numbers were already stacked by about 5 to 1 ... several nations banded together to take on Pythogria and his allies. It was basicly, a 3vs3 fight.)

OOC: I TOTALLY disagree with Pyth's stance on the whole Kraven invasion, but if he wants to ignore it, LET HIM. It is his decision.

OOC: I TOTALLY disagree with Pyth's stance on the whole Kraven invasion, but if he wants to ignore it, LET HIM. It is his decision.

If he does, then I have the right to ignore all the Pythagorian Allies of this war and restart the whole war and I have the right to keep all of my forces that were destroyed.

Why? Because the Kraven countries were my allies that just came a bit too late, so therefore they made another invasion.

If he does, then I have the right to ignore all the Pythagorian Allies of this war and restart the whole war and I have the right to keep all of my forces that were destroyed.

Why? Because the Kraven countries were my allies that just came a bit too late, so therefore they made another invasion.

OOC: Exactly correct. Infact, I highly suggest that you do so, to let him know exactly how it feels to have a RP ruined.

OOC: Exactly correct. Infact, I highly suggest that you do so, to let him know exactly how it feels to have a RP ruined.

OOC: Go off to your own RPs... seriously. We get the point. You don't have to keep whining about something you can do nothing about. In fact, all your OOC whining is really getting on my bad side. You have no respect for most players on NS and it's getting annoying. I'm willing to overlook it for a little while longer, but much more after that and I could very well become angry.

Just improve your attitude buddy. Please.

OOC: Umm. Hello? What is everyone talking about? I turn my back for 4 hours and some people are complaining? Let's just have a good RP and we all just get along?

IC:
-Alex visits Pythogrian Capitol. It's been quiet throughout the war. The defensive perimiter has done it's job.-
"Too bad I can't understand any of these signs. I didn't take Chinese."
-then it struck him.-
"Ah. We are in the Chinatown District. Move on men!"

OOC: Go off to your own RPs... seriously. We get the point. You don't have to keep whining about something you can do nothing about. In fact, all your OOC whining is really getting on my bad side. You have no respect for most players on NS and it's getting annoying. I'm willing to overlook it for a little while longer, but much more after that and I could very well become angry.

Just improve your attitude buddy. Please.

OOC: I was informing a fellow player of his rights, and expressing my opinion on how he should make use of his options. Secondly, I couldn't care less about your 'bad side.' I have plenty of respect for NSers, just not the few who have managed to pull stunts like this. If you don't like it, don't read it.

A fighter plane from the Democratic States of Adolf Barham loses his way and finds himself over Chinatown. When he looks down at Chinatown, the engine begins to fail and he finds himself plummeting towards the very centre of Chinatown. The plane crashes - killing one of Adolf Barham's best pilots - into a road killing four civilians and injuring 22 civilians. Also, the explosion kills a trailing soldier of the Dephire Army.

As soon as Adolf Barham's government hears about it, the president sends 1000 strongly-built tanks and 250 fighter planes to Dephire as compensation. We hope Dephire accepts them and will not wage war on Adolf Barham because of the ignorance of one fighter pilot.

OOC: Once again: What is the big deal with this RP, and what is going to happen to it.

OOC: Once again: What is the big deal with this RP, and what is going to happen to it.

OOC: The big deal's not so much this thread as the second invasion of Pythogria thread, which he decided to ignore. Some people are using this thread as an example to prove that Pythogria acts hippocritically when it comes to dogpiling. That answer your question?

OOC: The big deal's not so much this thread as the second invasion of Pythogria thread, which he decided to ignore. Some people are using this thread as an example to prove that Pythogria acts hippocritically when it comes to dogpiling. That answer your question?
Yes, thank you.

... so, uh, yeah... Back to the topic, I guess I should just make another invasion but this time its closed...

... so, uh, yeah... Back to the topic, I guess I should just make another invasion but this time its closed...


O.K. Do we all want to start another RP war? If so, where? Thanks.

O.K. Do we all want to start another RP war? If so, where? Thanks.

OOC: I'll stay out of this next one. I'm involved somewhere else.

i'll take part in the new invaison (if i can). Just tell me where tolook.

Maybe later... not now..

A fighter plane from the Democratic States of Adolf Barham loses his way and finds himself over Chinatown. When he looks down at Chinatown, the engine begins to fail and he finds himself plummeting towards the very centre of Chinatown. The plane crashes - killing one of Adolf Barham's best pilots - into a road killing four civilians and injuring 22 civilians. Also, the explosion kills a trailing soldier of the Dephire Army.

As soon as Adolf Barham's government hears about it, the president sends 1000 strongly-built tanks and 250 fighter planes to Dephire as compensation. We hope Dephire accepts them and will not wage war on Adolf Barham because of the ignorance of one fighter pilot.


Directed to Adolf Barham:

Dephire accepts the compensation justly. We thank you, and we will not go to war for an incompetent pilot.

i'll take part in the new invaison (if i can). Just tell me where tolook.

Hey,
Wanna have a war? More like playing Risk. Up to 5% of your population can be your military force. We will use NSEconomy for stats.

A fighter plane from the Democratic States of Adolf Barham loses his way and finds himself over Chinatown. When he looks down at Chinatown, the engine begins to fail and he finds himself plummeting towards the very centre of Chinatown. The plane crashes - killing one of Adolf Barham's best pilots - into a road killing four civilians and injuring 22 civilians. Also, the explosion kills a trailing soldier of the Dephire Army.

As soon as Adolf Barham's government hears about it, the president sends 1000 strongly-built tanks and 250 fighter planes to Dephire as compensation. We hope Dephire accepts them and will not wage war on Adolf Barham because of the ignorance of one fighter pilot. OOC: Wow....not a major godmode, but it still counts. Plus that's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off topic.

Hey,
Wanna have a war? More like playing Risk. Up to 5% of your population can be your military force. We will use NSEconomy for stats.
Yeah, i know i was playing in this untill we all kinda stopped.

Well. How should we do it? Want me to start it, or should you?

OOC: Well, just a word of advice, if you're going to make this open, whoever doesn't start the war will probably gain sympathy.

OOC: Well, just a word of advice, if you're going to make this open, whoever doesn't start the war will probably gain sympathy.
OOC: Depending on the reason of attack, naturally.

OOC: Depending on the reason of attack, naturally.

OOC: How about something on the lines of...

"The nation, Deserted Territories, was fined with creating fake sarejvos (the national curency of Dephire.) When charged for these crimes, Deserted Territories went in an utter outrage. They accused of Dephire for being too rich that they could care less about anyone else but themselves. Dephire fired back with the fact that they actually do help others that are in the desperate need. Over many months of heated debate, Deserted Territories began to storm upon the Dephirian borders, but much to their dismay, they could not penetrate deep enough to have considered 'gaining' territory. Now, this was several weeks ago. The Dephirian government has not yet declared 'war', but who are they trying to decieve?"

Any comments?

OOC: How about something on the lines of...

"The nation, Deserted Territories, was fined with creating fake sarejvos (the national curency of Dephire.) When charged for these crimes, Deserted Territories went in an utter outrage. They accused of Dephire for being too rich that they could care less about anyone else but themselves. Dephire fired back with the fact that they actually do help others that are in the desperate need. Over many months of heated debate, Deserted Territories began to storm upon the Dephirian borders, but much to their dismay, they could not penetrate deep enough to have considered 'gaining' territory. Now, this was several weeks ago. The Dephirian government has not yet declared 'war', but who are they trying to decieve?"

Any comments?
It can't be any more of a mutual invaision? It really seems to paint me as a horrible nation. Can't it be more along the lines of 'we are both currently imperialistic nations that are fighting over some territory?'

It can't be any more of a mutual invaision? It really seems to paint me as a horrible nation. Can't it be more along the lines of 'we are both currently imperialistic nations that are fighting over some territory?'

I WANTED FLORIDA! WHY YOU!

I have no Idea why I want to resurrect this. Anyways.

-Dephire goes on a bombing rampage-

Leocardia declares victory.

Leocardia declares victory.

Stfu and let the thread bury itself. Its dead. No sense "claiming victory" over a nation which has left NS.

Indeed. For all intents and purposes, the war was a draw. No winner, no loser. Just leave it at that.

Stfu and let the thread bury itself. Its dead. No sense "claiming victory" over a nation which has left NS.

Actually Pythogria didn't leave. He just ditched his country and made a new one called: New Pythogria.

Actually Pythogria didn't leave. He just ditched his country and made a new one called: New Pythogria.

OOC: False. I've talked with him since then, and New Pythogria wasn't his.

As have I. He hasn't looked at NS since his little... Incident.

OOC: False. I've talked with him since then, and New Pythogria wasn't his.

So why is there a thread saying its him?

As have I. He hasn't looked at NS since his little... Incident.

Whats his incident?