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[B]Merchant of Menace

Welcome to the Merchant of Menace Mafia Storefront. We have control of many arms factories across our region but are mostly centered in Leafanistan. We manufacture and import weapons from all over the world. We primarily sell small arms, and mounted weapons. Though we aren't afraid to build a few missiles for you. Take advantage of us, give us production rights, we build them for you, you buy them for us (with royalities, it will be a reduced price, but good for emergency surpluses and factories). We'll ship from our own freighters (disguised of course if you wish). All sales are secret, unless you can convince us to "leak" documents. (Bribes on one nation per leak basis)

We will sell to anyone! Nations, Corporations, Police Departments, Special Ops Personnel, "Special Interest Groups." No Questions Asked. Ever.

[Ordered by family/type of weapon]

Handguns/Pistols

They are small, lightweight (well, most of them :) ) and provide good firepower; suitable, not only for defensive situations, but for offensive ones, and even for medium game hunting. Perfect for secondary weapons, special operations, and personal protection.

Semi-Automatic Handguns

Glock Family (Austrian)

Choose from 9x17mm Short (.380ACP), 9x19mm Luger [Default], .357SIG, .40SW, 10mm auto and .45ACP
Choose from Standard [Default], Compact
Choose Magazine Capicity: 10, 17, 19, 31 rds

Glock family basic data (.40SW and .357SIG models has the same dimensions, but weight slightly more)

Length: 186mm
Barrel Length: 114mm
Weight: 625g

$250 US each

Steyr M1-A (Austria)

A very ergonomic pistol, it has little muzzle jump and felt recoil, as well as good 'pointability'. The unusual "trapezoid" sights, while uncommon in shape, provide good accuracy and acquisition speed, once shooter gets used to it. Reliability is also very good. An extremely good pistol for its price.

Type: Double Action
Calibre: .40 S&W, 9x19mm Para [default], .357 SIG
Weight unloaded: 780g
Length: 180mm
Barrel Length: 101mm
Capacity: 12 (.40 & .357) or 15 (9mm) rounds [default]

$200 US each

Fabrique Nationale (FN) Five-seveN (Belgium)

Meant as a companion pistol the P90 Submachine Gun/Personal Defense Weapon, it uses the same ammunition as the P90.

Calibre: 5.7x28mm SS190
Length: 208mm
Barrel length : 122.5mm
Weight: 620g with empty
Magazine: 20 rounds

$250 US each

Taurus PT 99 (Brazil)

Originally a copy of the Berreta 92 pistol, it has been improved over time. Today it represents an extremely high quality pistol for a low price.

Type: Double Action
Chamber: 9mm Parabellum
Weight: 960g empty
Length: 216mm
Barrel length: 127mm
Capacity: 15 rounds

$300 US each

Type 67 silenced pistol (China)

Perfect for low-cost special forces or assassinations. A quiet yet powerful round can tear through your enemies rendering them invalid while not alerting others to your success.

Caliber: 7.65x17mm Type 64 ball
Weight unloaded: 1050 g
Length: 226 mm
Barrel length: 95 mm
Capacity: 9 rounds

$420 US each

Type 80 machine / automatic pistol (China)

A Personal Defense Weapon, issued to convoy drivers, pilots, and other military personel who don't use an assualt rifle, it is meant for short range elimination of soldiers defensively. However the full auto is of little use as it heats up quickly.

Caliber: 7.62x25mm
Weight unloaded: 1160 g
Length: 300 mm
Barrel length: 140 mm
Capacity: 20 rounds

$550 US each

QSZ-92 pistol (China)

The current service pistol of Chinese forces, the QSZ-92 is either featured in the 9x19mm or the proprietary 5.8mm ammunition with bottle-necked case and pointed bullets. A good all around service pistol, it is cheaper to produce and suffers slightly in ergonomics and asthetics.

Choose from 9x19mm Luger/Parabellum [Default] or 5.8mm Chinese

Weight unloaded: 760 g
Length: 190 mm
Capacity: 15 rounds

$195 US each

Vz.82 / CZ-83 pistol (Czech Republic)

Standard Sidearm of Czech army units. While heavy and expensive to produce, it is nearly indestructable with its steel frame and its weight helps stabilize it during repeated fire.

Choose from 9x18 mm Makarov [Default], 9x17 mm (.380ACP), 7.65x17 mm (.32ACP)

Overall length: 172 mm
Weight: 920 g
Barrel length: 96 mm
Magazine capacity: 12 rounds (9mm), 15 rounds (7.65mm)

$590 US each

Luger 'Parabellum' (Germany)

Thats right, the Luger 'Parabellum' of World War II fame. A very ergonomic and accurate pistol of its day. Today its more of a novelty and a trophy piece. Expensive, and easy to jam and foul up. It is only produced in small quantities as a sport, exhibition, trophy weapon.

Choose from 7.65mm Luger/Para or 9x19mm Luger/Para [Default]
Choose Barrel Length: 98 mm, 102 mm [Default], 152 mm, 203 mm
Length: 230 mm (with 102 mm barrel)

Capacity: 8 rounds

$1,900 US each

Heckler und Koch USP pistols (Germany)

The H&K USP or (Universal Self-loading Pistol) was designed entirely from scratch. A good sporting pistol, it was used by Laura Croft in the movie Tomb Raider.

Choose Calibers: 9x19mm Luger [Default], .40 S&W, .45 Auto, .357SIG (USP Compact only)
Choose from Standard [Default], Compact, Tactical, Sport/Expert
Length: 194 mm
Height: 136 mm
Width: 32 mm
Weight: 720 g
Capacity: USP, USP Match - 15 rds (9mm), 13 rds (.40), 12 rds (.45); USP Compact - 13 rds (9mm), 12 rds (.357 and .40), 8 rds (.45)

$550 US each

Heckler und Koch UCP (Germany)

The companion pistol (Ultimate Combat Pistol) to the MP7 PDW (SMG) it is a serious competitor to the FN 5.7 and P90 combination. It has high armor piercing capabilities, high accuracy, large magazine capacity and low recoil. Very good pistol.

Calibers: 4.6x30mm
Weight unloaded: 850 g
Length: 200 mm
Barrel length: 130 mm
Capacity: 20 rounds

$250 US each

Heckler - Koch Mk.23 mod.0 US SOCOM pistol (Germany/USA)

Sure its heavy, sure its big, but its reliable and quite powerful. The double action trigger system features a separate decocker lever, an ambidextrous safety, which allows for "cocked and locked" carry, and a slide stop. Your Special Forces operators will love this gun.

Caliber: .45 ACP
Action: Double Action
Length: 245 mm
Weight: 1100 g
Magazine capacity: 12 rounds

$450 US each

M9 9mm Beretta pistol, model 92FS (Italy)

A extremely popular pistol, adopted by Italian, Egyptian, and American armies. Also adopted by many other military and law enforcement forces. Features crome lined barrel, recurved triggerguard for improved two-hands grip, new grip panels and lanyard ring, 'Bruniton' finish, trigger bar disconnect safety

Caliber: 9x19mm Luger/Para;
Action: Double action
Overall Length: 217 mm
Barrel Length: 125 mm
Weight Unloaded: 950-975 gramms, depending on model
Capacity: 15 rounds staggerred clip

$225 US each

SP-21 Barak pistol (Israel)

Meant to be the new service pistol for the Israeli Military, it has an uncertain future and is now being brought to the civilian market. It is a small pistol, an a competitor to the Walther P99 and the ever popular Glocks. Very durable.

Type: Double Action
Caliber: 9x19mm Parabellum
Weight: 730g
Length: 188mm
Barrel length: 99mm
Capacity: 15 rounds

$450 US each

.50 calibre pistol (Kraven Corporation)

The standard sidearm of the Kreigsmarine of the Kraven Corporation, it is a standard .50 calibre pistol, packing a powerful punch and a powerful recoil. User beware.

Calibre: .50 cal
Action: Double Action
Overall Length: 245mm
Barrel Length: 167mm
Weight: 1.42kg
Capacity: 5 + 1

$800 US each

I-58 Liberator Pistol (Leafanistan)

The I stood for insurgency, and the 58 for 5.8mm, this is a rifled copy of the FP-45 Liberator Pistol of WWII fame. A crude single shot pistol it has just 23 parts. It largely used stamped and turned steel parts that were cheap and easy to manufacture. This will ship in a cardboard box with 10 rounds of 5.8mm pointed tip ammunition, a wooden dowel to remove the empty shell casing, and an instruction sheet showing how to load and fire the weapon. Excess rounds of ammunition can be stored in the pistol grip. This weapon can actually be produced faster than it can be loaded and on the other side of the instruction sheet is a diagram of how to construct this weapon.

A very good insurgency pistol, and with building instructions great for creating long term irritations for occupiers.

Action: Single Action
Calibre: 5.8mm
Overall Length: 155mm
Barrel Length: 95mm
Weight: .98kg
Capacity: 1 round + 10 in pistol grip, must be loaded manually
Effective Range: 50m

$45 US each

4P11 Pistol (Leafanistan)

If good economics, ergonomics and reliability are what you are looking for the 4P11 is where it is at. It is covered in rails to fit various devices, threaded tip to fit a silencer and can even fit a stock. It is very comfortable to fire and uses traditional sights and is an easy learn. A good reliable pistol that is comfortable and easy to learn, and a good deal to boot!

Type: Double Action
Calibre: 9x21mm SP-10 with a hardened AP core
Length: 186mm
Barrel Length: 115mm
Capacity: 20 rounds or 32 round extended clip
Effective Range: 150m-250m

$975 US each

CT-3 Special Forces Pistol (Siap)

Essentially a spinoff of the Walther PPK but with an entirely new polymer body construction and nonferrous parts. These guns do not register on a metal detector and standard x-rays go straight through them, though the ammo is a bit of a worry. (Store Brass Seperately). Perfect for covert smuggling and great for assassins and secret agents.

Caliber: .25 ACP or 10 mm Kurz [default]
Action: Double Action
Length: 148 mm
Weight Unloaded: 560 g
Clip Size: 7 + 1

$950 US each

M9 9mm Beretta pistol, model 92FS Improved (Steinbrech)

Features crome lined barrel, recurved triggerguard for improved two-hands grip, new grip panels and lanyard ring, 'Bruniton' finish, trigger bar disconnect safety. Also includes an extension of range by 50 meters and some added stopping power due to muzzle velocity

Caliber: 9x19mm Luger/Para;
Action: Double action
Overall Length: 217 mm
Barrel Length: 150 mm
Weight Unloaded: 950-975 gramms, depending on model
Capacity: 15 rounds staggerred clip plus 1 round in breech

$250 US each

M1911 Clone (USA)

The pistol, the M1911, around since 1911, still popular and useful.

Choose from .45ACP [Default] or .40SW
Choose from Standard [Default], Compact, or Subcompact

Weight: 1100 g
Length: 216 mm
Barrel length: 127 mm
Capacity: 45ACP: 14 rounds or 40SW: 16 rounds

$400 US each

Double Action Revolvers

R-22 (Leafanistan)

Part of the 'R' family by the same people who bring you the AR-550 Conscript, it is meant to be a cheap pistol for home-protection, second-class armies, corporate protection, and sport shooting. Good quality revolver.

Calibre: .22
Action: Double Action
Overall Length: 202mm
Barrel Length: 99mm
Weight: .85kg
Capacity: 6 rounds

$175 US each

R-9 (Leafanistan)

Another member, this is chambered in the 9mm, a rarity.

Calibre: 9mm
Action: Double Action
Overall Length: 202mm
Barrel Length: 99mm
Weight: .85kg
Capacity: 6 rounds

$175 US each

R-38 (Leafanistan)

A .38 calibre pistol, what else do you want?

Type: Double Action
Calibre: .38S&W
Weight unloaded: 995g
Length: 260mm
Barrel length: 101mm
Capacity: 6 rounds

$175 US each

Technicalities and Other nuances.

[All Steinbrechian models require a special type of ammo with new propellant, it is backwards compatable but damages non-Steinbrechian guns due to more powerful ammo.]

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SubMachine Guns

FMK-3 (Argentina)

A cheap, light and rather accurate SMG.

Caliber: 9x19mm Luger/Para
Weight: 3.40 kg empty
Lenght (stock closed/open): 523 / 693 mm
Barrel lenght: 290 mm
Rate of fire: 650 rounds per minute
Magazine capacity: 25, 32 and 40 rounds
Effective range: 100 meters

$175 US each

Steyr TMP (Austria)

A modern compact SMG, light, and rather accurate. However there is no stock and must be fired off-hand. Though that does mean dual-weilding will be easier.

Caliber: 9x19mm Luger/Parabellum
Weight: 1,3 kg empty
Length: 282 mm
Rate of fire: 800-900 rounds per minute
Magazine capacity: 30 rounds

$465 US each

Type 85 silenced submachine gun (China)

Built to replace the hard to control Type 64 silenced SMG, it comes with an integral silencer, and fires the pointed 7.62x25mm Type 64 subsonic round. It also fits standard Warsaw Pact 7.62mmTT rounds but with increased sound and wear on gun. Shoulder stock is made from steel and folds to the right when not in use. Good for cheap special forces operations and police work.

Caliber: 7.62x25 Type 51/TT or 7.62x25 Type 64
Weight: 2.5 kg empty
Length: 631-869mm
Rate of fire: 800 rpm
Magazine capacity: 30 rounds
Effective range: 100-150 m

$365 US each

H&K MP-5 (Germany)

One of the world's most popular machine guns and its only real rival is the Uzi this extremely common SMG is no more than a scaled down G3 rifle. It has a limiter to sustained fire because of barrel overheating and related cookoff problems. At the moment we only have retractable buttstocks available.

Calibre: 9mm Parabellum
Weight: 2.54 kg empty
Length: 490-660mm (retractable buttstock)
ROF: 800 rpm
Magazine capacity: 30 rounds

$650 US each

MS-58 (Leafanistan)

Confusing designation with the MS-58 Special, these weapons just use the same naming scheme, and are different. This one uses normal pointed 5.8mm rounds, and has no silencer and is meant for second-line troops to use as a PDW, however, it lost as it wasn't a true-machine pistol like the MP7. It has a mostly metal construction with a polymer buttstock and pistol grip. It has seen mild success on the international market.

Calibre: 5.8mm
Weight: 3.52kg
Length: 912mm
Rate of fire: 800 rpm
Magazine capacity: 32 rounds
Effective range: 150-250 m

$625 US each

MS-58 Special (Leafanistan)

A submachine gun using a special subsonic 5.8mm round, it retains its superior penetration but loses range to get silence with an integral silencer. Made mostly of polymers to reduce weight, and only using non-ferrous parts, it can evade detection by normal metal detectors and x-rays. Formerly used by Republican Guard Special Units, and Detachment 2701 it has since been replaced with a yet unidentified weapon.

Calibre: 5.8mm Subsonic
Weight: 2.64kg
Length: 635-872mm
Rate of fire: 750 rpm
Magazine capacity: 32 rounds
Effective range: 100-150 m

$1080 US each

M49 Bodkin Machine Pistol (Leafanistan)

The smallest member, it is the pistol version, the M49 is the base unit. It fires either the 9x18mm ZD12 caseless or the special 5.8x19mm Leafanistani Caseless. It can be hard to control at times due to its light weight at full automatic firing, and has two modes, full auto and semiauto. It has a top mounted helical magazine made of clear polymer containing 45 or 75 rounds or the extended 115 round magazine that only confortably fits the carbine version, though all the mags are interchangable.

Caliber: 9x18mm ZD12 or 5.8x19mm Leafanistani [default]
Weight: 1.85 kg empty
Length: 612mm
Barrel length: 200 mm
Rate of fire: 650 rounds per minute (reduced to maintain stability and prevent cookoff)
Magazine capacity: 45, 75, 115 rounds
Effective Range: 100-150m

$3500 US each

M50 Bodkin Carbine (Leafanistan)

Technically speaking, all Bodkins use a family of modular parts including the 380mm barrel, the larger magazines, the retractable buttstock and all fit top mounted and bottom mounted accessories with the exception of the M49 with the 115 Extended round magazine because the large size of it takes up the room for top mounted accessories.

Caliber: 9x18mm ZD12 or 5.8x19mm Leafanistani [default]
Weight: 2.24kg empty
Length: 792mm-942mm with buttstock extended
Barrel Length: 380mm
ROF: 650 rpm
Magazine capacity: 45, 75, 115 rounds
Effective Range: 200-275m

$4750 US each

6MP54 Machine Pistol (Leafanistan)

This pistol also includes a silencer and shoulder stock and a lower and top mounted rail to hold a variety of accessories. It performs reasonably well in close range and gives good penetration of body armour at close ranges. It is a selective fire weapon and fires either 2 round bursts or semiautomatically. It is made of sturdy metal alloys and the weight helps stabilize it. It has trapezoidal sights and a very good 'pointability'.

Type: Double Action
Caliber: 9x21mm SP-10 with a hardened AP core
Weight unloaded: 1.86 kg empty, with silencer and stock
Length: 252 mm less silencer; 455 mm with silencer and no stock
Barrel length: 142 mm
Capacity: 20 round clip or 32 rounds extended clip
Effective Range: 125-200m

$1500 US each


BXP (South Africa)

This submachine gun bears a great resemblance to the Ingram MAC-10, having similar general layout, receiver and bolt design, but with some improvements. It has ambidextrous safety lever and separate fire mode selector, built into the trigger - when trigger is pressed partially, a single shot is fired; when trigger is pressed all the way back, gun fires in full-auto. Additional safety feature is a interceptor notch in the bolt that catches the bolt if it is released during the cocking but prior to be caught by the sear. The muzzle can also fit a wide variety of devices including grenade launchers, heat sheilds, and silencers. Grenades are fired via a blank round. Despite its high ROF, it is still very controlable.

Caliber: 9x19mm Para
Weight: 2.5kg
Length: (stock closed/open): 387-607mm
ROF: 1000 rpm
Magazine capacity:32 rounds
Effective range: 50-100 meters

$400 US each

Colt mod. 635 (USA)

Essentially a M16 built to fire the 9mm Luger.

Caliber: 9x19mm Luger/Para
Weight: 2.59 kg empty
Lenght (stock closed/open): 650 / 730 mm
Barrel lenght: 260 mm
Rate of fire: 900 rounds per minute
Magazine capacity: 20 or 32 rounds
Effective range: 200 meters

$475 US each

Personal Defense Weapons

FN P90 (Belgium)

Considered the forerunner of a PDW or Personal Defense Weapon. The PDW is meant to be issued to troops whose tasks do not expressly include direct infantry fighting, like convoy drivers, tank crews, or pilots. Fully Ambidextrous, with rounds ejected from the bottom and a hi-capacity 50 round magazine it is no surprise that the P90 is highly popular amoung McKagan Special Forces, Pan-Arab Troops, and sells extremely well on the Leafanistani Market.

Caliber: 5.7x28mm SS190
Weight: 2.54 kg empty
Lenght: 500 mm
Barrel lenght: 263 mm
Rate of fire: 900 rounds per minute
Magazine capacity: 50 rounds
Effective range: 200 meters

$600 US each

Corporate Carbine (Kraven Corporation)

The standard defensive weapon for the Kraven Corporation. Easy to machine and maintain. Rumours circulate about the possiblity of a new version being issued to Capitol Police units.

Calibre: 7.62mm
Weight: 3.97kg empty
Length: 630mm
Barrel Length: 251mm
Rate of Fire: 500 rpm
Magazine capacity: 32 rounds, experimental 64 round magazine available upon request (extra $400 US)
Effective Range: ~100m

$550 US each

Colt M4 and M4A1 carbine / assault rifle (USA)

Sure its called a carbine, or assualt rifle we consider it a large Personal Defense Weapon. Its highly ineffective beyond 100-150 m due to short barrel length and the poor performance of the 5.56mm bullet.

Caliber: 5.56mm NATO
Action: Gas operated, rotating bolt
Overall length: 838 mm (stock extended); 757 mm (stock fully collapsed)
Barrel length: 370 mm
Weight: 2.52 kg without magazine; 3.0 kg with magazine loaded with 30 rounds
Rate of fire: 700 - 950 rounds per minute
Maximum effective range: 250m

$450 US each

AKS-74U Ksyukha Compact Assualt Rifle (USSR)

Made as a PDW for tank crews, pilots, or for special forces who needed the power of a rifle in a compact package. It has a severely shortened barrel and accuracy suffers though it maintains its lethality. Easily hidden and very popular.

Caliber: 5.45x39 mm
Action: Gas operated, rotating bolt with 2 lugs
Overall length: 735mm (490 mm with folded buttstock)
Barrel length: 210mm
Magazine capacity, 30 rounds
Weight empty: 2.71 kg
Effective range: about 200 meters
ROF: 650-735 rpm

$400 US each

Assualt Rifles

Steyr Stg.77 AUG assault rifle (Austria)

The most commercially successful bullpup rifle of the 20th century, it is not revolutionary in one single aspect, but revolutionary in that it combined, plastic furniture, bullpup design, modular parts, and integral low-power sights, in an asthetically pleasing design. In general, it has good ergonomics, decent accuracy and a good reliability. It uses either the standard 30 round magazine or a 42 round magazine for the LMG/SAW role. There are complaints that the magazine release button is uncomfortable.

Caliber: 5.56mm NATO
Overall length: 805mm
Barrel length: 508mm
Weight: 3.8kg empty
Magazines: 30 or 42 rounds box magazines
ROF: 650 rpm
Effective range of fire: 450-500m

$665 US each

FN FAL (Belgium)

One of the most popular rifles of the 20th Century, right up there with the AK-47 and M16.

Caliber : 7,62mm NATO (7.62x51)
Action: Gas operated, tilting breechblock, select-fire or semi-auto only
Length: 1100 mm
Barrel length: 533 mm
Weight: 4.45 kg empty
Magazine capacity: 20 rounds
Rate of fire: 650-700 rounds per minute

$275 US each

FN FNC (Belgium)

After the faliure of the CAL, they made a new AR based on the best parts of the Kalashnikov, the M-16 and the FN FAL. It uses a modified Kalashnikov gas system, and a modified barrel made for rifle grenade firing. It has a side folding steel covered in plastic stock. Overall a good 5.56mm rifle.

Caliber: 5.56x45mm NATO
Overall length: 997mm
Barrel length: 449mm
Weight with empty magazine: 4.06kg
Magazine capacity: 30 rounds (accept all STANAG-compatible magazines)
ROF: ~700 rpm
Effective range: 450 meters

$450 US each

FAMAS G2 (France)

An ugly bitch of a rifle, which the french soldiers call "The Bulge" for the odd configuration they chose for this bullpup rifle. It is reasonably reliable, and a good rifle. This is the NATO standard version.

Caliber: 5.56mm NATO
Overall length: 757mm
Barrel length: 488mm
Weight: 3.8kg mpty
Magazine capacity: 30 rounds (STANAG)
ROF: 1000-1100 rpm
Effective range: 450m

$445 US each

H&K G3 Battle Rifle (Germany)

After the Belgians wouldn't sell their license for the FN FAL, the Germans turned to the Spanish and that fateful deal help bear the famous H&K family of arms. The G3 is a good all around battle rifle using the far too large 7.62mm NATO.

Caliber: 7.62mm NATO
Weight: 4.5kg
Overall length: 1023 m
Barrel length: 450 mm
Magazine capacity: 20 rounds

$380 US each

H&K G36E (Germany)

A departure from the delayed blowback action, using a gas-system and mostly polymer construction, it is a beautiful rifle with the high quality you expect from H&K. It comes with an integral 1.5x Red-Dot sight in the plastic handle.

Caliber: 5.56x45mm
Length: 998mm
Barrel length: 480mm
Weight empty: 3.3kg
Magazine capacity: 30 rounds
ROF: 750 rpm

$600 US each

SMG KC44 (Kraven Corporation)

One of the standard infantry weapons for the Kreigsmarine, it is very common among Kraven forces and was left in large numbers after AMF's cleansing operations.

Calibre: 7.92x33 mm
Weight: 5.22kg
Length: 940mm
ROF: 500 rpm
Magazine capacity: 30 rounds
Effective range: 400m

$450 US each

AR-550 Conscript Rifle (Leafanistan)

An extremely cheap rifle, ultra-light, fragile, and not as reliable, it is a cheaper bullpup AK-47.

Choose Caliber: 5.45*39mm Russian, 5.56 NATO, 5.7x28mm SS190, Leafanistani 6.5*43mm
Weight: 2.2 kg (with empty magazine without bayonet); 2.5 kg (with loaded magazine)
Length: 750 mm
Rate of fire: 510 rounds per minute
Magazine capacity: 50 rounds
Effective range: 350 m

$190 US each

AKM/AK-47 (Russia/USSR)

The assualt rifle. It is the most prolific small arm of the 20th century. It uses the larger calibre, 7.62 mm round.

Caliber 7.62x39 mm
Action: Gas operated, rotating bolt with 2 lugs
Overall length: 870 mm
Barrel length: 415 mm
Weight, with empty magazine: AK 4,3 kg; AKM 3,14 kg
Magazine capacity 30 rounds
Cyclic rate of fire 600 rounds per minute
Maximum effective range: about 400 meters

$250 US each

AK-74 (Russia/Soviet Union)

The assualt rifle for anyone. The venerable Avtomat Kalashnikov rifle model 1974 incoporates a variety of improvements over the AK-47.

Caliber: 5.45x39 mm
Action: Gas operated, rotating bolt with 2 lugs
Weight: 3,3 kg
Length: 943 mm
Barrel length: 415 mm
Magazine capacity: 30 rounds
Effective range: 500 meters
Rate of fire: 600 - 650 rounds per minute

$275 US each

AK-101 (Russia)

A modern AK chambered for the 5.56 NATO with plastic furniture. Everything you expect from a Kalashnikov for NATO standards. It has a side folding stock.

Caliber: 5.56mm
Magazine capacity: 30 rounds
Length: 700mm
Barrel length: 415mm
Weight: 3.4kg
ROF: 600 rpm

$325 US each

AK-103 (Russia)

Just like the .45 was made to take down hoppin' mad Filipinos, the 7.62mm is returning as fanatics aren't put down by weaker low-impulse rounds (5.56NATO, 5.45R). It uses new technology making it much deadlier than the AK-74 from which it descends.

Caliber: 7.62x39mm
Action: Gas operated, rotating bolt with 2 lugs
Length: 700-943mm with folding butt,
Barrel Length: 415mm
Sighting range: 1000m
Weight: 3.4kg
Magazine capacity: 30 rounds
ROF: 600 rpm

$350 US each

AK-102 (Russia)

The AK-102, 104, and 105 are all 'compact' members of the modern AK family meant for export. Though I don't know who hunts deer dangerous enough to warrant 600 rounds per minute, though I know our customers hunt more dangerous game. They all have much better characteristics than the AKS-74U thanks to the lenghtened barrel.

Caliber: 5.56mm NATO
Action: Gas operated, rotating bolt with 2 lugs
Length: 586-824mm with folding butt
Barrel Length: 314mm
Sighting range: 1000m
Weight: 3kg empty
Magazine capacity: 30 rounds
ROF: 600 rpm

$400 US each

AK-104 (Russia)

The standard firearm of the Leafanistani for many years until the switch to the KF9 and KF11. It is making a comeback thanks to heavier armour used by their enemies.

Caliber: 7.62x39mm
Action: Gas operated, rotating bolt with 2 lugs
Length: 586-824mm with folding butt
Barrel Length: 314mm
Sighting range: 1000m
Weight: 3kg empty
Magazine capacity: 30 rounds
ROF: 600 rpm

$400 US each

AK-105 (Russia)

What can we say that hasn't already been said in the AK-102 and 104 blurbs?

Caliber: 5.45mm R
Action: Gas operated, rotating bolt with 2 lugs
Length: 586-824mm with folding butt
Barrel Length: 314mm
Sighting range: 1000m
Weight: 3kg empty
Magazine capacity: 30 rounds
ROF: 600 rpm

$400 US each

AK-107 (Russia)

A new AK design using a balanced gas system, meaning there is one piston driving the bolt carrier, and the other drives compensating mass, dampening recoil and reducing muzzle jump and creating a big gain in accuracy. The AK for the new generation, much more stable and accurate.

Caliber: 5.45x39mm
Action: Gas operated, rotating bolt with 2 lugs, balanced bolt-carrier/bolt
Length: 700-943mm with folding stock
Barrel lenght: 415mm
Sighting range: 1000m
Weight: 3.4kg
Magazine capacity: 30 rounds
ROF: 850 rpm

$440 US each

AK-108 (Russia)

An AK-107 chambered for the 5.56 NATO, slightly higher ROF.

Caliber: 5.56mm NATO
Action: Gas operated, rotating bolt with 2 lugs, balanced bolt-carrier/bolt
Length: 700-943mm with folding stock
Barrel lenght: 415mm
Sighting range: 1000m
Weight: 3.4kg
Magazine capacity: 30 rounds
ROF: 900 rpm

$440 US each

AN-94 Abakan (Russia)

An unusual rifle, adopted as a possible replacement for the AK-74 but for economical reasons it is currently only seen with elite units and internal police forces. The main improvement is the addition of a 2-round burst mode which increases the ROF to 1800 rpm and can put 2 rounds in one place much faster. It comes with an unusual 8-shaped muzzle brake which is self-cleaning and can attach both a bayonet and grenade launcher. Internally it is complex and hard to get used to and clean, which is why it is considered the 'professionals choice'.

Caliber: 5.45x39 mm
Action: Gas operated, rotating bolt; moving barrel-receiver-gas drive group for delayed recoil action
Overall length: 728-943mm with butt folded
Barrel length: 405mm
Magazine capacity: 30 rounds
Weight: 3.85 kg empty
Cyclic rate of fire: 1800 and 600 rounds per minute variable (see description below for explanation)
Maximum effective range: 700 meters
Fire Modes: Safe, Semi-auto, 2-round burst, full-auto

$780 US each

Colt M16A5 (Steinbrech)

Steinbrechian assault rifle, used commonly across the military.

Calibre: 5.56x45mm NATO
Overall length: 1008 mm
Barrel length: 509 mm
Weight: 3.78 kg
Magazine capacity: 30 rounds
Rate of fire: 750 rounds per minute (less than -A4 for ammunition saving)
Muzzle velocity: 1000 m/s
Maximum effective range: 600 meters, point, 2000 meters, area
Selections: Safe, Semi, 3-round burst

$600 US each with 3 ammo clips, add $100 each for scope and laser, and $200 for silencer, with all features cost is $1,000 per unit

Colt M4A2 carbine / assault rifle (Steinbrech)

Steinbrechian design, handles like a sports car in a skilled operator's hands.

Caliber: 5.56mm NATO
Action: Gas operated, rotating bolt
Overall length: 838 mm (stock extended); 757 mm (stock fully collapsed)
Barrel length: 370 mm
Weight: 2.52 kg without magazine; 3.0 kg with magazine loaded with 30 rounds
Rate of fire: 700 - 950 rounds per minute
Maximum effective range: 350m

$500 US each

M16 any series (default -A2) (United States of America)

The assualt rifle of choice for American forces and other American cronies. Rather reliable, accurate, a bit underpowered and easy to foul up without proper care.

Calibre: 5.56x45mm NATO
Overall length: 1006 mm
Barrel length: 508 mm
Weight: 3.77 kg
Magazine capacity: 30 rounds
Rate of fire: 800 rounds per minute
Muzzle velocity: 975 m/s
Maximum effective range: 550 meters

$650 US each

M4gery (USA)

Civilians who wanted the slick look of the M4 but had to make do with the AR-15. The AR-15 was modified with a 14.5" barrel, a flash supressor to bring barrel length to 16", and collapsable stock. Only semi-automatic, easy to conceal, and legal in many places. M4 capability without the nasty legal tangles.

Calibre: 5.56 NATO
Overall length: 757-838mm
Barrel lengtH: 368mm
Weight: 2.52kg
Magazine capacity: 30 rounds
ROF: 700 RPM
Maximum effective range: 360m

$675 US each

M8 Lightweight Assault Rifle (USA)

The new assault rifle for American forces. Light, accurate, and powerful. Ambidextrous fire controls are mounted on the trigger unit, integral with pistol grip and triggerguard, and in basic configuration are planned to deliver single shots and full auto fire.

Caliber: 5.56x45 mm NATO
Action: Gas operated, rotating bolt
Overall length: 838 mm in basic configuration, butt extended
Barrel length: 318 mm
Weight: 2.659 kg empty in basic configuration
Rate of fire: ~ 750 rounds per minute
Magazine capacity: 30 rounds

$725 US each.

Gold Plate Any Weapon for an extra 8500 USD, Silver Bullets cost $1200 for 100, Gold Bullets cost $1300 for 100, Platnium bullets cost $2000 for 100.

Small Calibre Rifles

.303 Homemade Rifle (Khyber Pass)

A dangerous piece, made by the hundreds and thousands by various resistance fighters in the Khyber Pass region, from master rifles using whatever they could find. The quality ranges from astonishingly well done to dangerously unsafe. Most of them are that, but only if you use commercial or military ammunition. Use only low-powered ammunition with this gun. However, some of the craftsmen make intricate carvings on the gun and they are great collectors pieces for a low price.
Practically they are a good way to teach people how to make guns on their own and a good weapon for resistance fighters. Buy a bunch of them to cheaply supply an army with deadly weapons.

Calibre: .303
Length: 1000-1200mm
Weight: 3 to 5.4 kg
Barrel Length: 400-700mm
Magazine capacity: 10 rounds
Sight: Iron, poorly calibrated
Stock: Poor wood to beautiful carving
Effective Range: 400-800m

Any rifle from our stocks: $85 US with 20 rounds of low power ammo
Certified Rifle (Good for at least 300 shots with low power ammo): $130 US with 20 rounds of low power ammo
Collectors Variety (Good as New and Beautifully Decorated): $530 US

.303 Bolt Action (Kraven Corporation)

The other standard armament of Kraven soldiers, this bolt action, self feeding rifle, provides a powerful punch with a reasonably large magazine. It can also be fitted with a scope and used as a sniper rifle.

Calibre: .303 in (7.7mm)
Length: 1128mm
Weight: 4.7kg
Barrel Length: 640mm
Magazine Capacity: 10 rounds
Sight: Iron sight
Stock: Wooden or Fibreglass depending on which model
Effective Range: 800m

$400 US each

Remington M40 & M40A1 (USA)

Popular, deadly, effective. Simple and easy to use. What more can we say?

Caliber: 7.62x51mm NATO (.308 Win)
Length: 1117mm (M40A1)
Weight: 4.08 kg empty w/o scope; 6.57 kg complete weapon
Barrel Length: 660mm (M40); 610mm (M40A1)
Magazine Capacity: 5 rounds in detachable box magazine
Sight: Redfield 3-9X (M40); Unertl 10x with Mil-Dots and BDC (M40A1)
Stock: Remington one piece wooden (M40); McMillan fiberglass (M40A1)
Max Effective Range: 800 meters

$770 US each

Dragunov SVD (USSR/Russia)

Technically it was never designed to be a true sniper rifle, but to extend the range of an infantry squad. It is still a lightweight, and accurate rifle and uses any standard 7.62R round but it works best with a special 7.62mm SVD round. It is meant for long range and short range combat with backup iron sights, and a bayonet mount.

Caliber: Russian 7.62x54mm Rimmed
Capacity: 10 round detachable box magazine
Weight: 4.31kg empty with telescope
Length: 1225 mm
Barrel Length: 620 mm
Max Rate of Fire: 30 RPM
Aimed Rate of Fire: 3-5 RPM
Scope Type: PSO-1 with illuminated reticle
Accuracy: less than 2MOA at 600m

$675 US each

Remington M40A3 Improved (Steinbrech)

Steinbrech's primary sniper rifle. Good range and wonderful handling. It uses a new gas handling system and the new frame helps keep it concentrated and high pressures ensure extended range.

Caliber: 7.62x51mm NATO (.308 Win)
Length: 1197mm
Weight: 4.18 kg empty w/o scope; 6.67 kg complete weapon
Barrel Length: 690mm
Magazine Capacity: 5 rounds in detachable box magazine
Sight: Steinbrechian 10mST with 3-12x magnification
Stock: McMillan fiberglass (M40A1)
Max Effective Range: 1000 meters

$800 US each

Large Calibre Rifles

PGM Ultima Ratio 'Hecate II' (France)

The Ultima Ratio family is a very popular sniper rifle family. It has a solid machined receiver and free floating precision made fluted barrel, fitted with huge muzzle brake/compensator. Bolt locks into receiver with three forward-located lugs, and has overpressure vents to secure the shooter from powder gases in the case of the cartridge case rupture. Very effective, though bolt action.

Caliber(s): .50BMG (12.7x99 mm)
Operation: bolt action
Barrel lenght: 700 mm
Weight: 13.8 kg
Length: 1380 mm
Feed Mechanism: 7 rounds detachable box mag.

$6500 US each

TX-1 Gauss Rifle (SkyCapt)

Manufacturer: SkyCapt Arms Industry
Type: Experimental Gauss Rifle
Caliber: 4mm Gauss Needle
Magazine Size: 30 Rounds
Rate of Fire: Semi-auto, Full-auto
Description:
The TX-1 is an experimental gauss rifle, based off of the AR-75 design. Prone to jams, failures, and other break downs, the rifle is obviously a work-in-progress. Basicly put, the TX-1 is an upgraded AR-80, which is currently used by the army.

$10,000 US each

PTRD 1941 Anti-tank Rifle (Soviet Union)

Designed by Dogtyrarev in 1932 and using the then new 14.5mm round, this is one of the heaviest guns made. The barrel recoils within a slide so that the recoil carries the bolt handle against a cam and lifts it to unlock the breech, essentially a long-recoil system. A single shot rifle and issued with 14.5mm Tungsten Carbide rounds with good penetration.

Caliber: 14.5mm
Operation: Long-recoil, bolt action
Overall Length: 2008mm
Barrel Length: 1227mm (right hand twist)
Feed Device: Manual bolt action, single shot.
Sights: Iron sight calibrated to 500m, 1000m
Weight: 17.34kb
Muzzle Velocity: 1012 m/s

$4265 US each

Barrett "Light Fifty" M82 any variant (USA)

The long effective range along with high energy and availability of highly effective ammunition such as API and Raufoss M213 allows for effective operations against targets like radar cabins, trucks, parked aircrafts and so on. M82 also can be used to defeat enemy snipers or criminals from standoff range or when targets are behind the cover, but the anti-personnel work is not a major application for Barrett M82 (or any other .50BMG rifle, for that matter). Perfect for eliminating that pesky at range target, or armoured vehicle.

Caliber: .50 BMG (12.7 x 99mm)
Operation: Short Recoil, Semi-Automatic
Overall Length: 1448 mm
Barrel Length: 737 mm
Feed Device: 10 Round Detachable Box Magazine
Sights: 10X Telescopic
Weight: 12.9 kg empty
Muzzle Velocity: 854 m/s (M33 Ball)

$5575 US each

Shotguns

Generic 12 Gauge Shotgun (Leafanistan)

Your average hunter's shotgun, cheap and manufactured by a variety of companies and factories. Autoejecting used shells for faster reloading.

Type: Two barreled breech loading weapon.
Gauge: 12
Barrel length: 650mm
Capacity: 2 rounds at a time

$140 US each (Call ahead for a sawed off version at no extra cost!)

USAS-12 (South Korea)

An automatic 12 guage shotgun, with either a 10 round box or a 20 round drum. While the shotgun is extremely heavy, it helps with recoil control and allows it to be easily shot again nearly in the same aim.

Type: Gas operated semi-auto or selective fired
Gauge: 12
Length: 960 mm
Barrel length: 460 mm
Weight 5.5 kg empty

$890 US each

Mossberg model 590 (USA)

This is a powerful military shotgun. Highly rugged, and reliable.

Type: Pump action shotgun
Gauge: 12
Barrel length: 500 mm
Magazine: underbarrel tube magazine, 9

$375 US each

Machine Guns and Autocannons

GPMG (Kraven Corporation)

Newly acquired from the wastelands that were once the fearsome Kraven Corporation. It is a heavily altered MG42 like the M60 later on, but with significant recoil and shock absorbers and an altered barrel to produce a sound that is unmistakably Kraven. Originally came with a SmartLink optical system, however that is rendered useless because of the lack of Kraven armour that utilized it. This weapon will instill fear into any enemy by its sound and combined with actual Kraven armour (or an imitation) it is even more terrifying.

Calibre: 7.92mm
Weight: 11.5kg
Length: 1219mm
Feed: Any belt length (commonly the 50 round link) or 75 round drum
ROF: 1,800 rpm

$17,000 US each
$25,000 US with SmartLink

AC-20 Assualt Cannon (Leafanistan)

Part of the large AC-XX family. The reason there are so many was to conform to the standard ammunition calibres used in the world to increase export potential. A mass-export permit was never issued and it was only sold in limited numbers.

Essentially an overgrown machine gun with a taste for the 20mm. The explosive 20mm round is devastating to unarmoured or thin-skinned enemimes. It is massive and its recoil is a weapon in it of itself. However, it packs a massive punch and can tear a car apart, destroy a thin-skinned APC and is great for holding a position against mobile infantry.

Calibre: 20mm
Weight: 75kg with tripod mount
Length: 1.4m
Feed: 15 round drum or any belt length
ROF: 550 rpm

$10,000 US each

AC-23 Assault Cannon (Leafanistan)

The Warsaw Pact, USSR version of the AC-XX, it uses the standard 23mm round

Calibre: 23mm
Weight: 76.2 kg with tripod mount
Length: 1.45m
Feed: 12 round drum or any belt length
ROF: 550 rpm

$10,000 US each

AC-25 Assault Cannon (Leafanistan)

Compatable to the medium autocannons on most APCs, this assualt cannon uses the 25mm round.

Calibre: 25mm
Weight: 76.2 kg with tripod mount
Length: 1.45m
Feed: 12 round drum or any belt length
ROF: 550 rpm

$10,000 US each

AC-30 Assault Cannon (Leafanistan)

Using the heavier 30mm, this is usually mounted on ships with a belt to help ward off boarding craft and torpedo boats.

Calibre: 30mm
Weight: 78.1kg
Length: 1.56m
Feed: 10 round drum or any belt length
ROF: 500rpm

$10,000 US each

AC-35 Assault Cannon (Leafanistan)

Meant to be a companion weapon to 35mm CIWS systems to serve the same purpose as the AC-30, it is the heaviest of the AC-XX series produced though there is speculation that an AC-37 is on the way.

Calibre: 35mm
Weight: 80.5kg
Length: 1.71m
Feed: 10 round drum or any belt length
ROF: 500 rpm

$10,000 US each

RPD Light Machine Gun (Russia/USSR)

Manufactured in 1944, it is a good medium calibre machine gun that can be fired from the hip with a sling or prone with a bipod. With minor modifications it is the Type 56 LMG and during Vietnam and Korea this weapon saw widespread use until declared obsolete by the development of the RPK.

Calibre: 7.62mm
Weight: 7.5kg empty
Length: 1036mm
Feed: 100 round drum
ROF: 650rpm

$2,300 US each

RPK LMG (Russia/USSR)

The successor of the RPD, this modern light machine gun has proliferated all over the world and various modifications exist. It is basicially an AK-47 with a studier reciever. It has since been replaced by the RPK-74 but many second-line and paramilitary groups still use it and it is coming back into favor thanks to improved armour.

Calibre: 7.62mm
Weight: 5kg empty
Length: 1040mm
Feed: 30 or 40 round AK-47 box, 75 round, or 100 round drum
ROF: 600rpm

$2,500 US each

FN Minimi (Belgium) / M249 SAW (USA)

The FN Minimi has an excellent reputation on reliability and firepower, any reports of weapons failure are probably due to their age (10+ years).

Caliber: 5.56x45mm NATO
Weight: 7.1 kg
Length: 1040 mm
Barrel length: 465 mm
Feeding: belt only
Rate of fire, cyclic: 750 - 1000 rounds per minute

$4,000 US each.

FN MAG (Belgium) / M240 (USA)

The MAG (Mitrailleuse d'Appui General = General Purpose Machinegun) is truly the General Purpose Machinegun. While being no more than the time-proven Browning action MG, it can be used as a bipod MG as a support weapon, mounted on Scout Cars, APCs, Tanks, even Helicopters. Used by dozens of armies around the world.

Choose from bipod (default), tripod, or none for mounting on vehicles

Caliber: 7,62x51mm NATO
Weight: 13 kg on bipod, ~21 kg on tripod
Length: 1260 mm
Barrel length: 545 mm
Feed: belt
Rate of fire: selectable, 650-750 and 950-1000 rounds per minute

$6500 US each.

M60 (USA)

An older MG, the lightened version was a huge failure and prompted the shift to the Belgian made guns. Fragile, complicated, and painful. Not exactly the best choice, but low priced. Not too good since it is merely an upgraded MG42.

caliber: 7,62 mm NATO
weigth: 10.5 kg on bipod
length: 1105 mm
barrel length: 560 mm
feeding: belt 100 rounds
rate of fire: 550 rounds/min

$3500 US each

M2HB-QCB (USA)

An extremely popular .50 cal (12.7mm) MG in use by many armies, on tripods, or mounted on vehicles. Very heavy, but packs a massive punch.

Caliber: .50BMG (12,7x99mm)
Weigth: 38 kg MG, 58 kg complete with M3 tripod
Length: 1650 mm
Length of barrel: 1140 mm
Feeding: belt 100 rounds
Rate of fire: 450-600 rounds/min

$8,800 US each

M134 Minigun (USA)

Need firepower? I mean firepower, I mean f'ing 4000 rpm, of 7.62x51mm NATO ammunition? Tear up a forest, shoot up a battallion of men, raze a freakin' city! Fully Electrical this is NOT man portable. Any attempt to make a Minigun using rounds bigger than 1mm will result in massive injury; as flying rounds and the sheer recoil. Mount this on a gunship, put it on helicopters, make it a defensive implement. Put it on tanks or something. You must secure this thing or it'll take flight.

Calibre: 7.62 mm NATO
Barrels: 6
ROF: 4 000
Weight of gun: 18.8 kg
Power: electrical
Length: 0.8 m
Recoil Force: 120 kg (270 lbs)

$17,000 US each.

Explosives

C12 (Kraven Corporation/Red Tide)

Developed as an extremely powerful explosive, a tiny chunk can level a building. Sold in 500 gram blocks as this tiny bit can devastate, it is inert until an electric impulse is applied.

$600 US per 500g block

C7 Foam (Leafanistan)

Used by special forces, it is similar to C4 and various other plastic explosives except that it is a liquid and when exposed to air it expands and rapidly hardens. The expansion allows a lot of oxygen to enter the material and to fit in tight spaces. It is sold in a can that can provide 500g of this material to any location. Just add an electrical detonator and enjoy the fireworks.

$1200 US per canister

C4 Plastique

The odd spelling is a result of the British, but this is the standard explosive used around the world when more advanced explosives such as C7 or C12 isn't available. Very good explosive, doesn't detonate without electric impulse or setting it on fire and stomping on it a bunch. Interestingly enough C4 burns just like firewood, unlike C12 which is terribly inert and C7 which burns up very quickly without detonating.

$150 US per 500 gram block

Grenade Launchers

QLZ-87 (W-87) Automatic Grenade Launcher (China)

A derivative and heavy modification of a Russian automatic grenade launcher, this grenade launcher was designed for squad mobility while delivering crushing firepower.

Calibre: 35mm
Overall length: 970mm
Weight: 12 kg in light configuration (with scope and bipod, less magazine); 20kg on tripod, less magazine
Effective range: up to 600 m point targets; 1700 m maximum.
Magazine: 6 or 12 round drum
Rate of fire: 500 rounds per minute

$670 US each

AG36 40x46mm underbarrel Grenade Launcher (Germany)

Mounted to the bottom of German-made rifles it is a good grenade launcher.

Calibre: 40*46mm
Action: Breech-loading single shot
Overall length: 348 mm
Weight: 1.5 kg unloaded
Effective range: up to 400 m area targets; up to 150 m point targets

$120 US each

GP-30 underbarrel grenade launcher (Russia/USSR)

Mounted to the bottom of AK series rifles, a good grenade launcher.

Calibre: 40mm
Overall length: 276mm GP-30
Weight: 1.5 kg unloaded GP-25, 1.3 kg unloaded GP-30
Effective range: up to 150 meters point, 400m area

$95 US each

M203 40mm underbarrel grenade launcher Improved (Steinbrech)

Mounts to the bottom of an AR, it can provide a good area clearing capability to the average foot soldier. Steinbrechian design, better range, better handling.

Caliber: 40mm (40x46)
Action: Breech-loader
Overall length: 400 mm
Weight: 1.57 kg unloaded
Effective range: up to 200 meters point target, up to 450 meters area target

$150 US each

M203 40mm underbarrel grenade launcher (USA)

Mounts to the bottom of an AR, it can provide a good area clearing capability to the average foot soldier.

Caliber: 40mm (40x46)
Action: Breech-loader
Overall length: 380 mm
Weight: 1.36 kg unloaded
Effective range: up to 150 meters point target, up to 350 meters area target

$120 US each

Rocket Launchers/Recoiless Rifles/ATGMs/MANPADs

RPG-2 Rocket Propelled Grenade (USSR)

One of the world's most popular anti-tank solution, all over the place. Firing a powerful HEAT round, it'll shatter Scout Cars, Machine Gun nests, and embassies.

Overall length: 650 mm
Weight: 2.83 kg empty; 4.67 kg loaded with grenade
Effective range: 100-150 meters

$450 US each

RPG-7 Rocket Propelled Grenade (USSR)

The choice for portable destruction, the most popular rocket launcher in the world, and synomous with irregular armies, third world states, civil wars, terrorism and freedom fighters.
It can fit anything from a standard HEAT, to a tandem HEAT to defeat ERA, thermobaric grenades to burn your enemies, and fragmentation grenades to take down personnel. Comes with an optical sight!

Overall length: 650mm
Weight: 6.3 kg
Effective range: 200-500m depending on grenade model

$650 US each

Mortars

Brandt 60mm LR Gun-Mortar (France)

An unusual French weapon, a breech loading mortar capable of firing at a flat-tragectory like a gun. Usually found on APCs or on a tripod mount, it gives the vehicle a powerful anti-armour tool without the heavy weight of a large true-gun, autocannon, or missile launcher. It can be breech or drop loaded, and can use a high-velocity fin-stabilized armour piercing shot, a similar shaped charge bomb, or the standard infantry mortar.

Calibre: 60mm
Barrel length: 1.8m
Weight as fired: 75kg
Elevation: -11 to +75 degrees
Traverse: Up to 360 degrees, depends on mounting
Weight of bomb: 2.20kg
Muzzle Velocity: 250m/s
Maximum Range: 4km
ROF: 10 rpm

Shipped with Tripod Mount with heat sheild (additional 35kg), can be easily dismantled and remounted with a simple set of tools.

$490 US each

60mm Mortar M1 (USA)

A good light infantry mortar. Everything you expect from a simple mortar, another French design.

Calibre: 60mm
Barrel Length: 726mm
Weight: 19.05kg
Elevation: 40-85 degrees
Traverse: 7 degrees
Weight of bomb: 1.33kg
Muzzle velocity: 158m/s
Maximum Range: 1815 m
ROF: 18-20 rpm

$260 US each

82mm Mortar (USSR)

Created before the Great Patriotic War from an improved French design. Provided to various socialist allies and in great abundance and produced in nearly all nations with this calibre, it is the perfect companion to a traditional army to provide infantry support and great for ambushes.

Calibre: 82mm
Barrel length: 1.22m
Weight: 11.5kg
Elevation: 45-75 degrees
Traverse: 6-15 degrees
Weight of bomb: 3.05kg
Muzzle velocity: 211 m/s
Maximum Range: 3040m
Rate of Fire: 25-30 r/min

$300 US each.

82mm Vasilek automatic mortar

Another complex and unusual weapon which functions equally as a mortar or as a flat-trajectory gun. Used extensively in Afghanistan and replaced with the 120mm Mortar, only the paratroopers still use the weapon and some have been seen mounted on lighter armoured vehicles. The Vasilek or 'cornflower' can be loaded via a four-round clip, or drop loaded traditionally. A complex carriage prevents the mortar from striking the ground after high angle fire.

Calibre: 82mm
Barrel length: 2.3m
Weight: 632kg
Elevation: -1 to +85 degrees
Traverse: 60 degrees
Weight of bomb: 3.23kg
Muzzle Velocity: 270m/s
Maximum Range: 4720m

$1200 US each

120mm Mortar (USSR)

The ancestor to every modern 120mm mortar in use today. Prior to the outbreak of war, the only army to have these awesome weapons were the Russians who treated it as an artillery weapon. However, soon they realized the value it offered as an infantry support weapon. Soon copycat designs appeared on both sides as they struggled to catch up to the Russians.
It had an ingenious design of transporting trailer which could be hooked to the baseplate and lifted the mortar out of the ground and loaded it on the trailer bed in one swift move.

Calibre: 120mm
Barrel length: 1.862m
Weight: 280kg
Elevation: 45-80 degrees
Traverse: 6 degrees
Weight of bomb: 16 kg
Muzzle velocity: 272 m/s
Maximum rnage: 6 km
ROF: Depends on crew (12-15 r/min)

$560 US each

Ammnunition

Ammo Package

100 rounds for any guage, or calibre. For one flat price!

$120 US each.

Explosives Package

Any explosive round we offer, grenades, rifle-mounted grenades, rockets, all for one flat price!

15 rounds

$150 US each

Helmets

SPECTRA Helmet (France)

Made of the strongest artifical fibres to date, Spectra, it can stop shrapnel dead in its tracks and even deflect small calibre rounds at medium range. Good choice helmet for any modern army.

Stops shrapnel weighing: 1,102 g at 680 m/s
Maximum Distortion: 20 mm from a 9 mm FMJ

$200

Stahlhelm M1942 Helmet (Germany/Kraven Corporation

Made of a single piece of pressed steel was common to the Nazis, East German Army and the Kreigsmarine of the Kraven Corporation. It deflects small shrapnel and can deflect small calibre bullets at extreme range. Good if you want the intimadation value of the Kraven Corporation or Nazi Germany. Painted non-reflective black.

$75 US each

A modern fibreglass version, doesn't distort as well but is stiffer and offers more protection during vehicular collision. Choose a colour (default black).

$125 US each

M1 Helmet (USA)

Standard G.I. helmet during WWII up until the Gulf War, made of a pressed steel pot and a liner. Usually painted Olive Drab and offers good protection against shrapnel and was used for everything from a helmet to a pot to a latrine. However, it produces a green reflection in direct sunlight. A netting or fabric was usually added later to reduce this.

$100 US each

Camouflage and BDU's

Tigerstripe (France)

More commonly attributed to the French Foreign Legion during the Indochina War, it is now a common piece of camouflage and many older armies still utilize it. Good for the jungle and forest. Made of cheap waterproof cotton, comfortable and breathable.

Includes Shirt, Pants, and Cap.

$100 US each

Telo Mimetico (Kraven Corporation variant)

Commonly seen on the Kreigsmarine of the Kraven Corporation, it is based on a positively ancient (1920's) design that is still highly effective and seen with minor power's armies. The spotted medium green, red-brown and yellow ochre is perfect in the jungle or woodland environment and even the plains of Central Europe.

$125 US each

Standard Uniform (Mafia)

Choose from a range of colors the default being beige for this tunic, pants and cap combo that will make you look at least somewhat regular. Made of 100% cotton.

$60 US each

Black BDU (Various)

A 50/50 Cotton, Polyester blend, including a black cap. Good for special forces or a personal bodyguard force.

$100 US each

Army Combat Uniform (USA)

Made digitally using a neutral gray-green colour combination, it offers superior camouflage in all conditions compared to earlier Tigerstripe patterns or just a standard one colour uniform. It uses an infrared neutral pattern to reduce spotting via night-vision equipment, helping the soldier blend into the environment.

$250 US each.

Armour and Battlesuits

Authentic Kraven Battlesuit (Kraven Corporation)

Made of Iridian Ore found in Cydonia and other Kraven Slave states this battlesuit resembles that of a samurai warrior and offers superior frontal protection along with power psychological value. The inner thighs of the Armour are exposed to enemy fire, as are areas of the abodemen and the neck is also a weak point, also weak points are the Area at the rear, this is only lightly armoured, if armoured at all, in this case, the trooper is generally engaging troops facing them from the front. This battlesuit is designed for urban combat in which the standard "Spray and Pray" tactic will be deflected by the Battlesuit. It comes with integrated NBC protection Unaugmented soldiers will find this suit heavy and constricting but with training can make effective use of it. It links with the SmartLink equipment found on Kraven weaponry.

$105,000 US each

Imitation Kraven Battlesuit (Mafia)

While the Kraven Battlesuit is fearsome, it is also heavy and terrible expensive due to the laborous process to refine and smelt Iridian Ore which we can only obtain in small amounts. Therefore a replacement was found by using standard Kevlar with ceramic plates only coated with refined Irdian Ore. The gas mask is the standard Leafanistani gas mask with red backlit eyeplates. While it greatly resembles the Kraven battlesuit, the ballistic nylon which covers the non armoured areas is slightly off colour. However the armour reflects in the exact same way as Kraven armour but lacks the same protection and interface with SmartLink.

$35,000 US each

Flak Jacket (Mafia)

Constructed from Ballistic Nylon and using Titanium plates with flexible aluminium backing it can help absorb shrapnel and stop small calibre rounds at long range. Easy to obtain, our version is slightly thicker than the wartime version used by the RAF and USAAF.

$240 US each

Kevlar Vest (Various)

The current generation of bullet resisting technology. It can stop handgun rounds and low-impulse rifle rounds from range. Ceremic plate inserts while costing extra improve the Kevlar Vest's ability to absorb high-impulse rifle rounds, powerful handgun rounds, and parasniper rifles.

$450 US each
$650 with ceremic plate inserts

Swords/Knives/Bayonets

Type 103 Officier's Katana (Corporate)

Built for the 21st Century and a revival in sword interests, especially for military use, this mass-produced weapon entered the international market during the collapse of the PAC. It is a machine produced blade with a finely-sharpened edge that will draw blood just by looking at it. Beware of acid-etched copies, true Type 103s have a strong feel to them, and have a unique serial number stamped on each blade next to the date which the sword was produced along with the factory either: K, N, J, or C.

Blade length: 666mm

$175 US each

Snake Combat Knife (Dominon Police)

A 4 5/16” stainless steel black anodized blade. The impact resistant rubber handle has no slip inserts. Stretches 9 1/4” overall. A good knife if used right.

$65 US each

18" Bayonet/Combat Knife (Kraven Corporation)

Self-descriptive, attaches to any Kraven rifle, and is made of a strong steel alloy. Perfect for stabbing or slashing, very intimadating. Either authentic or locally manufactured versions are available, both are of similar quality.

$9 US each

Butcher Knife (Leafanistan)

Locally manufactured this is a normal stainless steel blade with a wooden handle. Great for cutting meat, animal, human or otherwise.

Blade length: 195mm

$3 US each

Katana Corporation Promotional Katana (Leafanistan)

It is Katana Corp, they might as well make them. And they took it very seriously. They created a katana that actually may have a place on the modern battlefield. It uses completely non-reflective parts and extremely dark vanadium steel. While non-reflective, it is as though you are peering into a black hole of a blade. It is LASER sharpened and exceptionally sharp. The grip is plastic and is highly ergonomic, something they learned from gun manufacturing. Every sword is stamped with the Katana Corp logo and a unique serial number and date of manufacture. If you are looking for a sword that will slice apart nearly anything, this is it.

Blade length: 635mm

$375 US each

M1968 Bayonet (Russia/USSR)

The standard bayonet mounted on Russian rifles and interestingly enough German rifles to help use up the stock left over from East Germany. Very utlitarian, can cut flesh, barbed wire, electrical wire, or can act as a saw.

Blade length: 127mm

$6 US each

Swiss Army Knife (Switzerland)

The classic Swiss Army Knife with a 2.5 inch blade, a pair of cutters, a cork screw, tweezers, bottle opener, can opener, saw blade, and a toothpick.

$15 US each

Fox Tanto (The Transylvania)

A solid 420 stainless steel black anodized blade. 9 1/2" overall. This tanto is good for special ops type soldiers, personal defense, or showboating. With exceptional skill it is a deadly weapon that can help when you are disarmed or out of ammo.

$85 US each

Wild Tiger Commando Knife (The Transylvania)

A 9 3/8" blade is constructed from 420 stainless steel. 14 3/8" overall. It has a set of brass knuckles built in and is amazingly sharp. Great for silent operations that need a bit of reach. Makes a frightening impact. Similar devices are usually seen with Asian mafias or in traditional country's honour guards.

$95 US each

Lion Kukhri (The Transylvania)

A 13" razor sharp blade constructed from stainless steel with a non-glare black finish. The impact resistant handle is lightweight for easy transport. 20" overall. Terribly intimidating and great for hacking off limbs when a machete isn't scary enough.

$120 US each

M9 Bayonet (United States)

Standard bayonet mounted on US rifles. Also acts as a wire cutter.

Blade length: 178mm

$9 US each

Training Kits

Bomb Kit

Simple and easy to understand, how to easily rig up a black powder bomb with a simple amount of powder and ball bearings. Then instructions on how to build more bombs from anything from gasoline to even film canisters.

Includes: Instruction Manual, a 1 kg container of black powder, 1000 3mm ball bearings, detonator

$600 US each

Qassam Rocket Kit

Learn to build all 3 generations of Qassam rocket and comes with a canister of black powder and 3mm ball bearings to help create your first 3 fragmentation Qassam Rockets. Buy and enjoy! The instruction manual is also provided in the Insurgency Kit.

$550 US each

Insurgency Kit

Will for jihad but no means? superceding the original IED kit, it includes guerilla warfare strategy guides in whatever language you choose, it includes the Bomb kit, and a Quassam Rocket Kit. You can now project force and hide just like the real Insurgents. Comes with a M1911 and a clip of ammunition to get you started.

$1000 US each

Hacking Kit

Scripts, and instructional manuals on DVD on how to learn programming and above all, hacking computers. Rob a bank's virtual money, crash a government server, sever enemy communications, buy today and you can quickly train little nerds into feared cyber-warriors.

$1,000 US

Flight Training Kit

Learn to fly! It includes a series of detailed flight manuals on the most popular passenger aircraft, and a full breakdown of Western and Warsaw Pact avoinics equipment. Comes with a copy of Microsoft Flight Simulator 2010 that includes a lot of new Warsaw Pact aircraft including the An-24 and An-225. Great way for figuring out how to hijack aircraft.

$3000 US

Package Deals

Mafia Goon Package

Create your very own army of Mafia-esque goons, and the kit comes with a dozen coloured bandannas so you can identify your side easily. Enjoy.

1 x AK-74 Rifle
1 x Marakov pistol
1 x Flak Jacket
1 x Standard Mafia Outfit

$600 US each

Insurgent Package

Finally a simple package that will allow you to drive those damned imperialists off your land.

1 x Ski Mask
1 x AKM Rifle or G3
1 x Black shirt and pants
1 x Insurgency Kit
1 x C12

$2000 US each

Light Corporate Security Package

Keep a skyscraper safe, or do a quick commando raid too. Dual purpose has never been so cheap! Sew on your corporate logo for free with orders exceeding 200 packages.

1 x Black BDU
1 x MP-5
1 x M9 Berreta with flashlight
1 x Kevlar Vest
1 x Smoke grenade
1 x Flashbang

$3000 US each

Heavy Corporate Security Package

Exude an air of strength or paranoia. Strike fear into the hearts of your enemies, everything a modern army has. Black is always in style. Sew on your corporate logo for free with orders exceeding 200 packages.

1 x G36E with 2x Red-dot sight
1 x AG36 Underbarrel Grenade Launcher
1 x M9 9mm Beretta Pistol with flashlight
1 x Black BDU
1 x Kevlar Vests with Ceramic Inserts
1 x Spectra Helmet (Black) with tactical goggles
3 x Underbarrel Grenades
1 x Flashbang Grenade
1 x Smoke grenade

$4000 US each

Budget Soldier Package

Create an army on a budget. Standard to minor powers, it includes a reasonably effective camouflage and can quickly create a regular army cheaply.

1 x AK-74 or M16A2 or HK33 Assualt Rifle
1 x M1911 Clone
1 x Tigerstripe Camouflage
1 x Flak Jacket
1 x M1 Helmet
2 x Fragmentation Grenades

$2500 US each

Standard Soldier Package

To fight in this twisted world of NationStates you need to be reasonably protected. That is why this package is around, to reasonably arm a soldier for war in NationStates.

1 x AK-101 or M4A2 or G36E
1 x GP-30 or M203 or AG36 Underbarrel Grenade Launcher
1 x M9 9mm Beretta Pistol
1 x ASU
1 x Kevlar Vests with Ceramic Inserts
1 x Spectra Helmet
3 x Underbarrel Grenades
1 x Flashbang Grenade
1 x M1968 or M9 Bayonet

$4000 US each

Kreigsmarine Package

Dress as a Kreigsmarine of the Kraven Corporation. You can switch out insignia and enjoy the snappy style of the Kraven Corporation.

1 x SMG KC44 Rifle or 1 x .303 Bolt Action Rifle
1 x .50 Cal pistol
1 x 18" Bayonet
4 x Grenades (Flash bang, Smoke Grenade, White Phosphorus, Frag)
1 x BedRoll
1 x Rations, Enough to last 3 days
1 x Water Canteen
1 x Weapon Cleaning equipment
1 x Boot polish, Boot Brushes and polishing Cloth
1 x Trenching Tool
1 x Gas Mask and NBC Gear

$4500 US each

Capitol Police Package

Don this and become the awesome terrifying Capitol Police. Includes the weapons system. You can choose from Authentic Kkraven Armour or the Imitation we make.

1 x Kraven Battlesuit
1 x GPMG
1 x Corporate Carbine
1 x Corporate Sidearm
1 x 18" Bayonet
4 x Grenades (Flash bang, smoke, 2 frags)
5 lbs of C12

$400000 US each with Authentic Battlesuit
$300000 US each with Imitation Battlesuit

Human Resources

Goons/Lemmings/Henchmen

The lowest of the low, we've only begun to deal with them, and they are stupid. But they are loyal at that. These are a permanent deal. Kidnapped from their homes and raised to fight these former slaves find themselves being given much better treatment if they are given jobs are cheap mercenaries. They have basic arms training and can handle a variety of weapons and vehicles. Just don't give them too complex of a task.

Given a Flak jacket, AK-74 and a Marakov pistol and told to go to their next employer.

Mafia Lemming: $50,000 US to purchase from us, you figure out how to pay him/her in the long run.

Mafia Assassin

Need a hit done? Got someone to kill quietly and efficiently. For a small fee we'll arrange one of our assassins to come and 'remove' the thorn from your side.

[Only a 1 year max deployment, 1 target each, unless they are a family and are constantly near each other.]

Armed with a 7.62mm Sniper Rifle, Silenced Walther PPKs, and a Silenced MP5.

$500,000 per hit.

Prostitute

Its low, dirty but very profitable business. Everyone needs a little relief on the side and what better way than sexually? We offer trained prostitutes from any ethnicity (specify please or just get any) and you can keep them for yourselves. We ensure that we get the best looking ones with minimal abuse.

Man or Woman, any age from 16-35.

Default is just any woman from our pool.

$20,000 US each.


Other

Wolfpack J-90 GPS Jammer

With the spread of GPS guided munitions, GPS is becoming a massive nusciance. So we provide this recently available jammer, it modulates through all the frequencies that GPS operates on and fills it with nonsense beeps that correspond to actual GPS signals. Essentially it is the equivalent of saying a nonsense sentence that is grammatically correct (Ex: The invisible pink clouds sleep furiously with annoying tin papers). Can effectively jam an area with a radius of 500m and up to 35,000 ft. Operates on any power system that can deliver 220 volts at 60 amps.

$300,000 US each

E. Coli

Escherichia coli is a common tool used in Microbiology and this deadly strain was taken from a stool sample after 15 people died at a salad bar from contamination. This strain is highly virulent and can kill within days though it is easily susceptible to antibiotics. The only reason it killed 15 people was because they thought it was simple food poisoning, however, it rapidly went into septicemia and caused multiple organ failure. Good for containminating the waters with.

4 tubes of nutrient broth teeming with E. Coli.

$230 US each

S. typhimurium

Also known as Salmonella enterica, it is common in food poisoning and this particular serovar causes typhoid fever. Was used in an unsuccessful terrorist attack on salad bars sickening hundreds but with no fatalities. With better planning especially targetting children or perhaps livestock you too can cause havok.

4 blood agar plates with S. typhimurium cultures

$670 US each

Kraven DNA

Wanted to know the secrets behind what made Kraven troopers some of the most dangerous and feared warriors ever? The secret lies in their DNA, and thanks to recent disruptions in Red Tide we've obtained a sample of flesh and extracted a full DNA sequence of Kraven Capitol Police trooper's DNA, and using PCR we have duplicated it. Now it is offered on the international market.

A 30 ml tube frozen in Liquid Nitrogen containing billions of strands of DNA in a neutral saline solution.

$2 million US, a small price for the power of Kraven.

Cleaning Kit

Any cleaning kit for any gun, with orders exceeding 200 million USD, the cleaning kits are free upon request.

$10 US each.

Artillery

152mm M1943 Howister (Russia/USSR)

To speed up production, existing guns and carragies were 'married' to produce new equipment and this combination was a good improvement upon the original M1938. It was so good that the captured examples were used against the Russians during the Great Patriotic War. After the war ended, the howister was spread amoung Soviet Confederation allies throughout the world and is probably still used today.

Calibre: 152mm
Weight: 3600 kg
Gun length: 4.201m
Elevation: -3 to 63.5 degrees
Traverse: 35 degrees
Shell weight: 40 kg
Muzzle Velocity: 508 m/s
Maximum Range: 12.4 km

$80000 US each

Ground Vehicles

Generic Sedan (Assorted)

The cheapest car we've stolen off the streets, a generic sedan. Mileage may vary.

Crew of 1 driver, 3 passengers, perhaps you can fit a few in the trunk.
Max off-road: 45 kph
Max on-road: 120 kph

$4000 US each

Jeep (Assorted)

From many of the warzones we've looted, its a Jeep with a 7.62 Kalashnikov RPK on it, however it only has a 120 degree radius of motion. 75 round drum included. Open top, enjoy the beautiful countryside, or urban warzone.

Crew of 1 driver, 1 passenger, 1 gunner.
Max off-road: 65 kph
Max on-road: 90 kph

$9600 US each

BJ2020 Scout Car (China)

Slightly heavier, prone to rollovers on sharp turns, the BJ2020 may not be the fastest, but it is tough. It can take a punch and deliver one. And it has a full 360 degree turning radius for its mounted weapon. This one comes with armour that resists shrapnel and 5.45 R rounds, sometimes, at least its fully closed so it doesn't rain on you.

Crew of one driver, one passenger, one gunner
Max road speed: 72 mph
Max off road speed: 40 mph
Armament: 1 .50 cal MG using 150 round belt fed

$12200 US each

MG Technical (Mafia)

A stolen vehicle, we've either mounted a NSV-12.7mm "Utes" machinegun with a full 360 degrees of motion on it (Pickup Truck/SUV), or a Kalashnikov RPK with only 50 degrees of motion on it (Sedan). Perfect for a Scout vehicle or to start an insurgency

Crew of 1 driver, 1 passenger, 1 gunner.
Max off-road: 70 kph
Max on-road: 120 kph

$8000 US for sedan mounted version
$15000 US for the Pickup Truck/SUV version

Izusu Truck (Assorted)

It can carry up to 1.5 tons, its white. Uh...what else can we say?

Crew of 1 driver, 1 passsenger, and a bunch in the trunk.
Max off-road: 35 kph
Max on-road: 100 kph

$25000 US each

Battle Bus (Mafia)

A modified school bus used as an IFV (Infantry Fighting Vehicle). Hardened Steel plates, Vanadium Steel plates, Aluminium plates, whatever we can to give it an RHAe of at least 55mm, helps it resist small arms fire and RPGs. A dual 40mm Bofors gun mounted on the top, and another engine added in. Extra batteries to power a simple thermal sight for the 40mm Bofors gun, The windows are modified with hardened glass, and slits for infantry weapons to be stuck through. It hold 1 driver, 1 commander, 1 top gunner, and 6 more passengers.

And it has nice comfy seats. :)

Max off-road: 35 kph
Max on-road: 90 kph

$45,000 US each

Terror Truck (Mafia)

A former Soviet Confederation Supply Truck with lots of hooks and hangs on it. Perfect for one reason, it is easily disguised as anything from a Tank to an APC or even an ice cream truck. Inside is 400 lbs of TNT that can be either detonated by impact, remote control, or timer. Scare the fuck out of your enemies today!

Max off-road: 35 kph
Max on-road: 100 kph

$45,000 US each

Katyusha Rocket System (USSR)

An adorable nickname for a fearsome weapon, actual name being the BM-13. Useful for saturation bombing and can send 36 132mm rockets in an instant, delivering a blow as powerful as a small battery of medium artillery. Usually mounted on a cheap 6x6 truck, it was also found mounted on anything strong enough to support it, even agricultural tractors.

Calibre: 132mm
Length of Rocket: 1.42m
Weight of rocket: 42.5kg
Warhead: HE
Maximum Velocity: 355m/s
Maximum Range: 8.5 km

$45,000

ASU-85L (Leafanistan)

(Replacing the Scorpian Tanks as High Father has bought our entire stock) The ASU-85 (Leafanistani) was issued to paratroopers who need the ability to bring to bear medium artillery behind enemy lines. It is light and performs reasonably well. The old engine was replaced with a modern engine and delivers slightly more power and the ability to create a smokescreen. New French sights were purchased along with a LASER rangefinder. Two AT-3 Sagger ATGMs are attached to help give it a powerful punch against larger and more modern tanks. The Leafanistani version was built with new composite armour to give it the RHAe of 45mm. This vehicle was phased out with the introduction of the ASU-75HP and the Israeli Rascal Light 155mm SP Howister which is currently in service with Leafanistan and Leafanistani client states.

Full NBC protection, French-made Thermal Sights, LASER rangefinder, and 2 AT-3 Sagger missiles mounted on the turret

Main Armament: 85mm Gun
Secondary Armament: 7.62mm coaxial MG
Power plant: 260 hp engine
Armour: 25mm
Length: 6.91 m
Width: 3.15 m
Height: 2.26 m
Weight: 14.0 t
Speed: 55 km/h road
30 km/h off-road

$150,000 US each

Super Shermans (Subcatagory) (Israeli)

Length: 6.00 m
Width: 2.62 m
Height: 3.10 m
Weight: 30 tons
Speed: 50 km/h
Range: 250 km
Power plant: Two General Motors 375hp engines

M60 Super Sherman

Upgraded with a 60mm Hyper Velocity Medium Support (HVMS) gun. Claimed to be the very last fighting Sherman, remaining in Chilean service until 1989, when it was replaced by the Leopard 1 and AMX-30B2.

Crew: 5
Primary Weapon: 60mm HVMS gun
Secondary Weapons: .50 cal M2 MG, 2 .30 cal Browning M1919

$200,000 US each

M51 Isherman

This is the Israeli Modification of the WWII tank the M4 Sherman, used to great effect in the Six Day War, crushing the then very modern T54/55 tanks used by the Egyptians and Syrians. With a new French made engine and French thermal sights, and a powerful 105mm French made gun, it handily crushed the retreating Egyptian tank forces, and blasted its way through the Golan Heights.

Crew: 5
Primary Weapon: 105mm Rifled Gun
Secondary Weapons: .50 cal M2 machine gun, 2 .30 cal Browning M1919

$250,000 US each

M50 155mm Howister

The Sherman again shows its adaptability by mounting on an open top a 155mm Mortar. Used to pound the Arab enemies of Israel to a pulp. A highly effective self-propelled artillery piece.

Crew: 4
Primary Weapon: 155mm Mortar
Secondary Weapons: 2 .30 cal Browning

$250,000 US each

MAR-240 MRLS

A Multiple Rocket Launch System based on the M4 chassis, it can hold 36 240mm rockets and fire them, raining death from afar. It uses a modification of the BM-24 Katyusha rocket.

Crew: 3
Primary Weapon: MRLS: 36 * 240mm rockets
Secondary Weapons: 1 .30 cal Browning

$300,000 US each

Naval Vehicles

Attack Rigid Inflatable Boat (Kraven Corporation)

A inflatable boat with a rigid wooden bottom, can carry 4 heavily armed Kraven troopers and a maximum of 7 Kreigsmarine. It is armed with one front mounted GPMG (no longer available) and is extremely vunerable to fire. But it is quiet and and can carry troops rapidly to a landing spot. Perfect for crossing small divides of water and bringing troops to ships.

EDIT: No longer is the GPMG available, it will be replaced with the AC-20 with a 75 round belt box. It packs a larger punch. Please forgive us.

Length: 7m
Maximum Speed: 20 knots
Crew: 1 gunner, 1 outboard motor operator, 5 more passenger
Armament: Due to supply shortages, we are replacing the GPMG with the AC-20 with a 75 belt box.

$7500 US each

Slim-class Cargo Ship (Leafanistan)

A midrange cargo ship meant for transoceanic voyages, this ship has flooded the Leafanistani market and is now seen at every major port. Many have been scrapped, but with the number of knockoffs currently sailing it is not likely the sun will set on the Slim-class. Like all vessels of Leafanistani manufacture, there are provisions for an armory and MG mounts.

Crew: 20 Merchant Marines, 3 Gunners
Length: 175 feet
Width: 40 feet
Cargo Capacity: 3,000 tons
Speed: 15 knots
Armament: 6 RPK mounts (3 port, 3 starboard), 1 front mounted dual 40mm Cannon, 1 rear quad 14.5mm MG

$500,000 US each

Minute-class Luxury Hydrofoil (Leafanistan)

Built by the now defunct Samurai Defense Industries, it was their first venture into the civilian market and was widely successful domestically and internationally. It can cruise at 15 kts and suddenly get up to 45 kts all while in the lap of luxury. Of course a moderately successful military version was built without the luxury features with a heavy MG mount.

Luxury Version

Displacement: 125 tons
Length: 28.2m
Speed: 15 kts (waterborne); 45 kts (foilborne)
Range: 2700 nm at cruising speed
Crew: 10

$1.5 million US

Military Version

Crew: 10, 3 gunners
Speed: 15 kts, 50+ kts
Range: 3000 nm at cruising speed
Armament: 1 x 20mm AC-20 Assault Cannon front mounted, 2 RPK mounts

$950,000 US each

Cigarette Boat, Smugglers Special (Leafanistan/Mafia)

Originally a luxury speedboat, it is now a stripped down, civilized smuggling boat. The thing has many of the unnecessary luxuries removed such as rear seating, tables and a kitchenette, and now is lightened up significantly. Every usuable space can hide weapons, drugs, illegals, anything that fits.

Crew: 3 Crew, 1 Gunner
Speed: 85 kts+
Range: 1750 nm at 15 kts
Cargo Capacity: 1 ton
Armament: One collaspable, hidden AC-20 with a 75 round belt, included are 3 FMK 9mm SMGs to help ward off attacks.

$270,000 each

Aircraft

Folland Gnat (Britain)

Geared toward less industrialized nations, the Folland Gnat can be built without specialized machine tools. It is an especially small, swept-wing, jet fighter, however its small size can make maintainence an issue as the parts are closely packed together. It destroyed American F-86 Sabres fielded by Pakistan, trumping the 'advanced' fighters. Perfect for a starting airforce or a 'private firm'.

Wing span: 6.73m
Length: 8.74m
Height: 2.46m
Crew: 1
Max Speed: 1,120 kph
Max Range: 805km
Armament: 2 x 30mm Cannons, 2 x 500lb bombs or 18 x 3 in rockets

$125,000 US each

Xian Y-7 Coke (China)

A Chinese copy of An-24, it is a good 44 seat craft, good for a troop transport, light cargo carrier, or regional airline. A turboprop powered medium range airplane. A good cheap aircraft, now flooding the market.

Wing span: 29.64m
Length: 23.71m
Height: 8.55m
Crew: 2 Pilots, 1 Flight Engineer, (optional) 1 Radio Operator
Passenger: Max: 52 people, Standard: 44 people
Max Speed: 450 kph
Max Range: 2400 km

$375,000 US each

Mi-2 Hoplite Gunship/Transport (Russia/USSR)

A small lightly armoured transport craft that can be fitted for the light gunship role. Perfect for fast unloading of mounted troops and perfectly adequate for the close air support role.

Crew: One
Capacity: 8 passengers or 700 kg internal, 800 kg external cargo
Length: 11.94 m
Rotor diameter: 14.50 m
Height: 2.70 m
Powerplant: 2× PZL GTD-350 turboshafts, 298 kW (400 shp) each
Max Speed: 200 kph
Range: 400km, (with external tanks: 580km)
Service Ceiling: 4,000m
Rate of Climb: 4.5m/s

Transport Variant (2 x 7.62MGs on doors): $175,000
Gunship Variant (1 x 23mm Cannon, 2 x 57mm Dumbfire Rocket Pods): $250,000

MFI-9B MiniCOIN Aircraft (Sweden)

Used to great effect by the Maverick Mercenary Carl Gustav Von Rosen, this aircraft is used for Counter Insurrection duties. It is essentially the MFI-9 'kit plane' used for sporting with hardpoints added to hold another 200kg of weapons. The plane held a surprisingly large amount of weapons for its size and comes equipped with 2 9 x 57mm Rocket Pods, and 2 .50 cal Gunpods (150 rounds). It can land on dirt strips and just requires any flat piece of land and a truck to transport it. Fly it low and fast to use it to the best effect and avoid MANPADS.

Crew: 1
Powerplant: 1 * 75kW Continental O-200A
Wing Span: 7.43m
Length: 5.85m
Height: 2m
Empty Weight: 340kg
Max.Weight: 575kg
Speed: 240km/h
Ceiling: 4570m
Range: 800km
Armament: 2 9x57mm Rocket Pods, 2 .50 cal Gunpods

$65,000 US each

Do you have ze slot for experimental weapons, or something like zat? *takes off voice changer*

OOC: ^ Disregard SkyCapt's post.

Airstrikes

Operating in the Leafanistani Theatre? Need something blown up? Sounds like a job for us! We now offer airstrikes. This requires a satellite phone and to phone in coordinates for the strikes so we can determine where you are. Use our secure number at (871)-11-296-9093 Ext: 8910 and dial in your secure code for billing.

Surgical Strike

Get the benefits of an Air Force without all that expensive infrastructure. Our pilots will deliver a GBU-32 JDAM (900 kg of HE) whereever you designate with a special Infrared LASER designator. (Designator sold seperately).

Designator: Pave Pin LASER designator $12,000

$90,000

Artillery Strike

Quickly saturate a target with 155mm shells. Devastate a motor pool, even take out a cloud of helicopters. Just call and place a smoke grenade and we'll home in and destroy.

$90,000

Strategic Missile Strike

Firing from a mobile launcher we can deliever a 1,200 kg warhead anywhere on the battlefield without worrying about getting the transport plane shot down. Nuclear warheads are not available at this time.

$120,000

Kinetic Striker

A 6'1" smart steel rod launched from a platform orbiting the planet can deliver the equivalent of 900kg of HE that is nearly unstoppable.

The rod begins to liquify in midair and attempts to shoot it down with missiles or anti-aircraft fire will only put a small hole in it.

Enjoy the ability to strike anywhere, at anytime, with impunity.

Limit order of 5 at a time.

$120,000

I have an Experimental Gauss Rifle that's a top secret government project. And a space cruiser that's being developed very slowly. And a multitude of other projects. The Gauss Rifle is the only one in use though.

To: Leafanistani Dude with Guns
From: McKagan (Corporate) Police
Subject: When will GN'R Chinese Democracy come out?

Hello,

As you are unaware of, we are a collection of what was once various security agency's that worked for McKagan's corporations. After a while, the security units themselves became a publically traded corporation that is officially reconignized by the Imperial Senate as a police department.

As such, we are buying guns n' stuff before our operations in other nations start. We would like to place an order for 1000 Five-Sevens.

Price: $250,000 USD

To: Weapons Importers
From: SkyCapt Capital Militia

We are in need of something to use besides broomsticks, and have decided on this:
20,000 AR-550 'Conscript' Assault Rifles ($3,800,000)
20,000 QSZ-92 Sidearms ($3,900,000)
The total comes to $7,700,000. The money has been wired, but be on the lookout for play bills - SkyCapt Capital Militiamen aren't paid very well.

To: Leafanistani Dude with Guns
From: McKagan (Corporate) Police
Subject: When will GN'R Chinese Democracy come out?

Hello,

As you are unaware of, we are a collection of what was once various security agency's that worked for McKagan's corporations. After a while, the security units themselves became a publically traded corporation that is officially reconignized by the Imperial Senate as a police department.

As such, we are buying guns n' stuff before our operations in other nations start. We would like to place an order for 1000 Five-Sevens.

Price: $250,000 USD

We understand. We've had a bit of trouble in a factory off the coast, but we still have a significant stockpile. We are shipping, we hope you enjoy the crates of 'Harvest Microbrew Raspberry Beer'. Its a bit intoxicating so the box must be sealed airtight so the vapors don't get out. Enjoy.

[END]

To: Weapons Importers
From: SkyCapt Capital Militia

We are in need of something to use besides broomsticks, and have decided on this:
20,000 AR-550 'Conscript' Assault Rifles ($3,800,000)
20,000 QSZ-92 Sidearms ($3,900,000)
The total comes to $7,700,000. The money has been wired, but be on the lookout for play bills - SkyCapt Capital Militiamen aren't paid very well.

We have a saying, the hanged man kicks at anything when the noose closes around his neck. So if any of your Militiamen gets especially jumpy, perhaps you should cover them. We are shipping the 'Harvest Microbrew Raspberry Beer', the powerful vapors ensure that the crates are to be sealed until opening by recipient. Enjoy.

[END]

To: Weapons Importers
From: SkyCapt Capital Milita

We are in need of vehicles, something small. We have decided on:
2,000 Generic Sedans ($8 Million)
The money has been wired, have a nice day.

To: Weapons Importers
From: SkyCapt Capital Milita

We are in need of vehicles, something small. We have decided on:
2,000 Generic Sedans ($8 Million)
The money has been wired, have a nice day.

We understand, we hope you enjoy your shipment of 'used vehicles' from Leafanistani Concord Capital Dealership.

Thank you.

Can you work out a package deal for us? We have about 25 million dollars to spend, and need a LOT of firepower. Various heavy weaponry, HWPT's, stuff like that.

Also, in a minute, Steinbrech would like to talk to you about producing several weapons.

Can you work out a package deal for us? We have about 25 million dollars to spend, and need a LOT of firepower. Various heavy weaponry, HWPT's, stuff like that.

Also, in a minute, Steinbrech would like to talk to you about producing several weapons.

Not yet, still working onit.

The M16A4 Assault Rifle (Soon: our -A5 design)
The M9 9mm Beretta pistol, model 92FS
H&K SOCOM pistol
M60 Machine Gun
M240 Machine Gun
M249 'SAW' Machine Gun
M203 Grenade Launcher
M2 .50 cal machine gun
M134 Minigun
M40A3 Sniper Rifle
M82A1 Sniper Rifle
M4 Carbine
M4 Commando
Colt 9mm SMG
Colt Automatic Rifle
Colt Government Carbine- AR15A2
Colt AR15A3 Tactical Carbine
Colt Law Enforcement Carbine (attn: McKagan)
Colt Accurized Rifle

For most weapons, look at Colt and US Army websites, sorry, I do not have the stats now, I will in a few days.

Make us an offer!

TO: 'Weapons Importers'
FROM: Balkan City Royal Police Department, SWAT Division
SUBJECT: Order


Dear 'Weapons Importers',

The SWAT Division of The Balkan City Royal Police Department wishes to arm its Officers with your superior weapons. We require the following:

500 P14-45 at $450.00 Each
500 HK USP in (.40SW) at $550.00 Each
5 Isuzu Trucks (With decals that say in red: BALKAN CITY SWAT) at $25,000.00 Each


TOTAL: $6,250,000.00 USD

We thank you for considering our offer.


Respectfully,

Commander Jordan Y. Rose

TO: 'Weapons Importers'
FROM: Balkan City Royal Police Department, SWAT Division
SUBJECT: Order


Dear 'Weapons Importers',

The SWAT Division of The Balkan City Royal Police Department wishes to arm its Officers with your superior weapons. We require the following:

500 P14-45 at $450.00 Each
500 HK USP in (.40SW) at $550.00 Each
5 Isuzu Trucks (With decals that say in red: BALKAN CITY SWAT) at $25,000.00 Each


TOTAL: $6,250,000.00 USD

We thank you for considering our offer.


Respectfully,

Commander Jordan Y. Rose

We understand, we are shipping your order of Orange Potato Vodka and trucks to ship them with your logo on it. We hope you enjoy.

-Thank you.

To: Weapons Importers
From: SkyCapt Foreign Nations Information Agency

We are beginning operations in Noddestan, and need something compact and light to use:
200 FN Five-seveN's, if possible w/ silencers ($50,000)
200 FN P-20 PDW's, also with silencers if possible ($120,000)
The total is $170,000, but we are willing to pay extra for the silencers.

BUMP, whole lot of more stuff.

*ahem*

To: Weapons Importers
From: SkyCapt Foreign Nations Information Agency

We are beginning operations in Noddestan, and need something compact and light to use:
200 FN Five-seveN's, if possible w/ silencers ($50,000)
200 FN P-20 PDW's, also with silencers if possible ($120,000)
The total is $170,000, but we are willing to pay extra for the silencers.

The extra equipment is an extra $50 US a unit. We are shipping withou extras first. Thank you.

The extra $20,000 has been wired. Have a nice day.

The extra $20,000 has been wired. Have a nice day.

Thank you we are shipping your de-corkers.

Bump.

Top Secret Message From Unknown Source Within Red Tide to Merchant of Menace
"You have something we could use, and we have something you could use. We have lots of APCs, Tanks, guided missiles, and other equipment, we may even get some barrels of chemical weapons to you if this buisness relationship strengthens enough. Here is what we offer. In exchange for providing weapons for you to sell, we request 25% of the money made off of them and access to Leafanistanian(OOC:Is that right?) markets. Any weapons we sell directly to a customer in Leafanistan using your network, you get 35% of the profit. What do you say?"
Signed, The Circle of Five and The Boss.

OOC:The Boss is the head of the Red Tide Mafia. The Circle of Five are the next 5 people down in rank.

Top Secret Message From Unknown Source Within Red Tide to Merchant of Menace
"You have something we could use, and we have something you could use. We have lots of APCs, Tanks, guided missiles, and other equipment, we may even get some barrels of chemical weapons to you if this buisness relationship strengthens enough. Here is what we offer. In exchange for providing weapons for you to sell, we request 25% of the money made off of them and access to Leafanistanian (OOC:Is that right?) markets. Any weapons we sell directly to a customer in Leafanistan using your network, you get 35% of the profit. What do you say?"
Signed, The Circle of Five and The Boss.

OOC:The Boss is the head of the Red Tide Mafia. The Circle of Five are the next 5 people down in rank.

CAN'T TRACE PACKET FLOOD!

Sounds good. APCs, guided missiles, and other things. All you have to do is get past the Coast Guard, the Navy, the Air Forces, Customs, and the Civil Defense Forces, and the Regional Guard. We have a hard enough time is shipping this stuff out. We agree to the 35% royalty, we'll help you get in. We'll have an old freighter: the "Hall G. Books" come over. You can stay in some shipping crates (Made for our bosses, luxurious), you'll be marked as toxic chemicals. Which port do you want us to smuggle the first of you in?

- Mafia.

The Dogged Special Forces of Steinbrech (numbering approximately 1100) are a sub-rosa agency, we may change names often. THIS CANNOT BE TRACED TO US!

We wish to purchase the following.

200 Five-seveN- $50,000
200 P90- $120,000
100 SOCOM- $45,000
100 M4A1- $45,000
800 M9- $180,000
800 M16A4- $360,000
50 M249 SAW- $20,000
150 M60- $525,000

$1,345,000 wired upon confirmation.

The Dogged Special Forces of Steinbrech (numbering approximately 1100) are a sub-rosa agency, we may change names often. THIS CANNOT BE TRACED TO US!

We wish to purchase the following.

200 Five-seveN- $50,000
200 P90- $120,000
100 SOCOM- $45,000
100 M4A1- $45,000
800 M9- $180,000
800 M16A4- $360,000
50 M249 SAW- $20,000
150 M60- $525,000

$1,345,000 wired upon confirmation.

We are shipping your shipment of fine white wines. Thank you.

We are shipping your shipment of fine white wines. Thank you.
Ah, they're really good, I hear.
Money wired!

M203 Grenade Launcher
M40A3 Sniper Rifle
M82A1 Sniper Rifle
M4 Commando
Colt 9mm SMG
Colt Automatic Rifle
Colt Government Carbine- AR15A2
Colt AR15A3 Tactical Carbine
Colt Law Enforcement Carbine
Colt Accurized Rifle

We request the placement of these weapons into this Mob Storefront. The sub-rosa SOF units of Steinbrech wish to have some of them produced cheaply.

To: Weapons Importers
From: Evil Aquatica Maf….er...’social club’

We have recently expanded our operations, but the police in Evil Aquatica are heavily armed. We require
H&K USP 9mm x 2000 - $1.1 million
FN P90 x 1500 - $900,000
AKM x 2000 - $490,000
Generic sedan x 250 - $1 million
MG Technical x 50 - $750,000
Izusu Truck x 25 - $625,000
Total of $4.865 million wired on delivery
Signed, Don Jimbo Jones

To: Weapons Importers
From: Evil Aquatica Maf….er...’social club’

We have recently expanded our operations, but the police in Evil Aquatica are heavily armed. We require
H&K USP 9mm x 2000 - $1.1 million
FN P90 x 1500 - $900,000
AKM x 2000 - $490,000
Generic sedan x 250 - $1 million
MG Technical x 50 - $750,000
Izusu Truck x 25 - $625,000
Total of $4.865 million wired on delivery
Signed, Don Jimbo Jones

We understand, and we will be shipping your PVC pipes and soldering equipment. We will also shipp the toxic chemicals you require to help revamp your drainage system. We await payment before shipping.

At the very least, the M40 and M82 would be nice. The Sniper Spe... I mean, the, uhh, "Hunting Club" will purchase a lot of them.

To: Weapons Importers
From: Some dude with info on a weapon of very minor destruction

I have blueprints for a new weapon being designed, an experimental Gauss Rifle. Very experimental, prone to failure, jamming, and such, mind you. If you are interested, let me know, and I'll provide you with the info.

To: Weapons Importers
From: Some dude with info on a weapon of very minor destruction

I have blueprints for a new weapon being designed, an experimental Gauss Rifle. Very experimental, prone to failure, jamming, and such, mind you. If you are interested, let me know, and I'll provide you with the info.

Sounds sexy, could be useful in replacing large calibre rifles, and Gauss will give it more accuracy, over more range. Perhaps on a vehicle mount, like a tank, or a cheap converted flatbed. We like it. Send it over.

To: Weapons Importers
From: Some dude with info on a weapon of very minor destruction

OK. Here are the specs:
TX-1 Gauss Rifle

Manufacturer: SkyCapt Arms Industry (Not SkyCapt Arms/Vehicles Industries)
Type: Experimental Gauss Rifle
Caliber: 4mm Gauss Needle
Magazine Size: 30 Rounds
Rate of Fire: Semi-auto, Full-auto
Description:
The TX-1 is an experimental gauss rifle, based off of the AR-75 design. Prone to jams, failures, and other break downs, the rifle is obviously a work-in-progress. Basicly put, the TX-1 is an upgraded AR-80, which is currently used by the army.

All I ask is 40% of all profits made off of it.

The Free Land of Junglefowl is now open to purchase 500 main battle tanks over the course of 5 years. This must include all necessary training as well as include enough spare parts to keep the MBT's in operation for a minimum of 10 years. Furthermore, we are interesting in purchasing production rights for whichever MBT is approved by our DoD. Lastly, a small number of armored refueling vehicles are necessary for logistical support; exact numbers will be determined after the submission of capabilities/price.

Companies interested in bidding may do so via telegram to our great nation.

Note: all companies interested in bidding must include NBC protection and pet chicken accomodation within each tank. Our soldiers will not be deprived of their pet chickens!

To: Weapons Importers
From: HAI Corporate Militia

After showing our need for armament, we stubled across Weapons Importers. We have carefully looked through your inventory, and have decided upon the AR-550 Conscript, although when the Gauss Rifle is up for sale, we will consider that too. As for our order:
2,000 AR-550 Conscript Assault Rifles ($380,000)
2,000 FN Five-seveN Sidearms ($500,000)
The total is $880,000. The money has been wired, and we hope these firearms will keep our militia armed until an offer concerning weapons has been made. Thank you, and have a nice day.

Top Secret
We are the Black hand, a 'Special Interest Group' in need of some weapons. Our Purchases are as follow.

12 FMK-3s
50 AKMs
1 7.62 Ammo Packages
70 AR-550s 6.5*
1 Leafanistani 6.5* Ammo package
2 PGMs
1 FN MAG.
Our total will be $35,690
You will deliver these goods to the Black Container Ship located off the coast of Leafanistan. We will send the first half of payment upon acception, and the second half upon delivery.

The Government of Bradyistan would like to equip our contractors with:

100,000 FN FiveseveNs 250*100,000 = 25,000,000

150,000 M-8s 625*150,000 = 93,750,000

For a total of $118,750,000. Money will be sent upon confirmation

Johnny Johnson,
Minister of Buy Things That Go Boom

*Money wired*

OOC: School is t3h suck.

All orders are confirmed and shipped. Thank you for ordering with Harvest Spirits Importers.

To: Weapons Importers
From: (You should know by now)

*ahem* Concerning my offer... *steeples fingers*

the baka military has been thouroughly stripped down. as a result, we require massive sums of weaponry.

OUR ORDER

3000 M9s 67500$

500 Type 67 silenced 210000$


1500 P90s 900000$

500 AK-74s 145000$

1000 AKMs 24500$

200 KCT 2 anti material rifles 1300000$

200 Mossberg shotguns 75000$

600 SAWs 2400000$

20000 Ammunition cases 2400000$

500 MG technicals 7500000$

Total: 15046500$

we will wire the money once we find that the shipment is inbound.

To: Weapons Importers
From: (You should know by now)

*ahem* Concerning my offer... *steeples fingers*

We accept, how much should we charge?

All orders have been confirmed adn shipped.

Hmmm... It's new, expensive to make, but prone to failure and jams... You decide. Although maybe between $800-1,000 should do it.

Hmmm... It's new, expensive to make, but prone to failure and jams... You decide. Although maybe between $800-1,000 should do it.

I say $1200 US.

Good enough.

Good enough.

OOC: I lied, $10,000 as Guass implies magnets, that is insane.

Why not make it $5,000. This is a sort of black market, and it would probably be $12,000 in our storefront so...

Why not make it $5,000. This is a sort of black market, and it would probably be $12,000 in our storefront so...

But we have to manufacture it, its highly expensive to manufacture. It uses unusual action, when it goes into higher productions and stops being such a annoyance to manufacture the price will go down.

Gotcha. But now I don't think much revenue will come of me gun. *logs on tomorrow and see 200 orders for the TX-1*

roger, wiring $$ now.

TFR's army is developing the RailRifle. A railgun condensed down to a rifle size.

RPM: 1,000,000
Accuracy: High
Range: 6 miles in 1 second.
Powerplant: Portable Backpack Battery
Notes: Notorious for breaking fast and extremly soft recoil-use with caution.

Price: I'll leave it up to you.

TFR's army is developing the RailRifle. A railgun condensed down to a rifle size.

RPM: 1,000,000
Accuracy: High
Range: 6 miles in 1 second.
Powerplant: Portable Backpack Battery
Notes: Notorious for breaking fast and extremly soft recoil-use with caution.

Price: I'll leave it up to you.

I can calculate the recoil if you give me the weight of the bullet. Anywho, I'm estimating at least 7 tons at the moment.

Me stupid, no recoil on Guass weapons, well, there are hybrids, but anywho, to do this you need electricity, a lot of it. Unless you have some sort of massive super battery or sub-1micrometer ammo, you are going to run out of power quickly, and there is no way, you can have more than a minute of rounds.

We wish to sell the M16A5 Assault Rifle. Our upgrade on the classic -A2 and -A4 models.

Externally similiar to the -A4, the only differences are more firing selections (safe, 1, 2, 3 shot bursts, semi and full auto) and, in specs, the same as the -A4, but the range is increased to 600m point, 2000m area due to a mini freezing pack (like an ice pack, but doesn't melt and is much smaller) that cools the bullets and gun down for slightly higher accuracy and range.

Also, most other weapons sold here, we have made short-term improvements upon, still in experimental stages, that may be of use here. They do not increase weight, characteristics, or price much, and give better range, accuracy, and improvements to other key areas.

(Improvements still experimental, not yet for sale, designed for our service weapons, but probably can be adapted for use on other weapons)

OOC: Nobody has any Colt weapons! HELP!!! *drowning in quicksand*

OOC: Nobody has any Colt weapons! HELP!!! *drowning in quicksand*

What do I have left to add?

What do I have left to add?
I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK!!!!!111!!!!oneelevenone11!!!

(No, really, my heart started beating really fast after I read that.

Look at the Colt website, www.colt.com (http://www.colt.com)


M203 Grenade Launcher
M4 Commando
Colt 9mm SMG
Colt Automatic Rifle
Colt Government Carbine- AR15A2 (attn: McKagan)
Colt AR15A3 Tactical Carbine (attn: McKagan)
Colt Law Enforcement Carbine (attn: McKagan)
Colt Accurized Rifle

I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK!!!!!111!!!!oneelevenone11!!!

(No, really, my heart started beating really fast after I read that.

Look at the Colt website, www.colt.com (http://www.colt.com)


M203 Grenade Launcher -- Added
M4 Commando
Colt 9mm SMG -- Added as Colt mod. 635 (USA) which is its classification.
Colt Automatic Rifle
Colt Government Carbine- AR15A2 (attn: McKagan)
Colt AR15A3 Tactical Carbine (attn: McKagan)
Colt Law Enforcement Carbine (attn: McKagan)
Colt Accurized Rifle

See quote for my additions.

We still wish to give you production rights, for M16 fans, the M16A5 Assault Rifle, our design. (And I mean GIVE, just 6300 bucks [the cost of 10 rifles and a small profit margin])
We only wish to recieve 10% royalties, and an arms factory near Woodland will provide exact details.

Optional for M16A5:
Scope- $100
Laser: $100
Silencer- $200 (because of design)

Also, the experimental improvements on the M40A3 and M9 are not so experimental. We call them the M40A3I and M9I (for Improved). These we may sell production rights for when I get the chance to think for a minute.

We still wish to give you production rights, for M16 fans, the M16A5 Assault Rifle, our design. (And I mean GIVE, just 6300 bucks [the cost of 10 rifles and a small profit margin])
We only wish to recieve 10% royalties, and an arms factory near Woodland will provide exact details.

Optional for M16A5:
Scope- $100
Laser: $100
Silencer- $200 (because of design)

Also, the experimental improvements on the M40A3 and M9 are not so experimental. We call them the M40A3I and M9I (for Improved). These we may sell production rights for when I get the chance to think for a minute.

Sure.

Sure.
OK, thank you. And the improvements, thre M9I and M40A3I, just slight extensions in range (point: 50m for M9, 100m for M40) and stopping power.

Also, the M203 has a bit more range on new field-tested versions, and we can sell that one, too.

OK, thank you. And the improvements, thre M9I and M40A3I, just slight extensions in range (point: 50m for M9, 100m for M40) and stopping power.

Also, the M203 has a bit more range on new field-tested versions, and we can sell that one, too.

Can you create the stats for me, in my style along wtih your comments.

Can you create the stats for me, in my style along wtih your comments.
M9 9mm Beretta pistol, model 92FS Improved (Steinbrech)

Features crome lined barrel, recurved triggerguard for improved two-hands grip, new grip panels and lanyard ring, 'Bruniton' finish, trigger bar disconnect safety
Also includes an extension of range by 50 meters and some added stopping power due to muzzle velocity

Caliber: 9x19mm Luger/Para;
Action: Double action
Overall Length: 217 mm
Barrel Length: 125 mm
Weight Unloaded: 950-975 gramms, depending on model
Capacity: 15 rounds staggerred clip plus 1 round in breech

$250 US each

Colt M16A5 (Steinbrech)
Steinbrechian assault rifle, used commonly across the military.

Calibre: 5.56x45mm NATO
Overall length: 1008 mm
Barrel length: 509 mm
Weight: 3.78 kg
Magazine capacity: 30 rounds
Rate of fire: 750 rounds per minute (less than -A4 for ammunition saving)
Muzzle velocity: 1000 m/s
Maximum effective range: 600 meters, point, 2000 meters, area
Selections: Safe, Semi, 3-round burst

$600 US each with 16 ammo clips, add $100 each for scope and laser, and $200 for silencer, with all features cost is $1,000 per unit

Remington M40A3 Improved (Steinbrech)

Steinbrech's primary sniper rifle. Good range and wonderful handling.

Caliber: 7.62x51mm NATO (.308 Win)
Length: 1117mm
Weight: 4.08 kg empty w/o scope; 6.57 kg complete weapon
Barrel Length: 610mm
Magazine Capacity: 5 rounds in detachable box magazine
Sight: Steinbrechian 10mST with 3-12x magnification
Stock: McMillan fiberglass (M40A1)
Max Effective Range: 1000 meters

$600 US each

M203 40mm underbarrel grenade launcher Improved (Steinbrech)

Mounts to the bottom of an AR, it can provide a good area clearing capability to the average foot soldier. Steinbrechian design, better range, better handling.

Caliber: 40mm (40x46)
Action: Breech-loader
Overall length: 380 mm
Weight: 1.36 kg unloaded
Effective range: up to 200 meters point target, up to 450 meters area target

$150 US each

And what the heck, might as well.

Colt M4A2 carbine / assault rifle (USA)EDIT: Steinbrech

Steinbrechian design, handles like a sports car in a skilled operator's hands.

Caliber: 5.56mm NATO
Action: Gas operated, rotating bolt
Overall length: 838 mm (stock extended); 757 mm (stock fully collapsed)
Barrel length: 370 mm
Weight: 2.52 kg without magazine; 3.0 kg with magazine loaded with 30 rounds
Rate of fire: 700 - 950 rounds per minute
Maximum effective range: 350m

$500 US each

oh shoot M4A2 says USA.

oh shoot M4A2 says USA.

Crap.

Sorry!

(and I said, "oh, shoot...," How ironic!)

OOC: C'mon, people, this is a great thread, post!

IC:

I believe that the Dead Men Tell No Tales units (a SOPFOR unit posing as cemetary upkeep crew) will take:

1000 M16A5 Assault Rifles- $600,000
1000 M9I Pistols- $250,000
200 M203 Grenade Launchers- $30,000
200 M60 Machine Guns- $700,000

Cost: $1.58 million- wired upon confirmation

Colt Government Carbine- AR15A2 (attn: McKagan)
Colt AR15A3 Tactical Carbine (attn: McKagan)
Colt Law Enforcement Carbine (attn: McKagan)


:confused:

OOC: C'mon, people, this is a great thread, post!

IC:

I believe that the Dead Men Tell No Tales units (a SOPFOR unit posing as cemetary upkeep crew) will take:

1000 M16A5 Assault Rifles- $600,000
1000 M9I Pistols- $250,000
200 M203 Grenade Launchers- $30,000
200 M60 Machine Guns- $700,000

Cost: $1.58 million- wired upon confirmation

We are shipping the farm machinery to the location specified. Enjoy your tractor engines.

OOC: Also, you ahven't justified the reasons why your models are improved, so I increased barrel length and spoke of some sort of new gas system.

Bump for potential AR-80 sales.

We are shipping the farm machinery to the location specified. Enjoy your tractor engines.

OOC: Also, you ahven't justified the reasons why your models are improved, so I increased barrel length and spoke of some sort of new gas system.
Thanks, money wired.

OOC: Umm, if I remember correctly, I think I wrote it down somewhere (not necessarily here) that they have a mini-freezing pack that cools the gun and bullet down quickly enough to fire over slightly longer ranges (You know why golfers freeze their golf balls?). This means that for the first 150 or so shots in rapid fire have longer ranges, but with somewhat longer times (10-15 seconds [except bursts]) between firing or bursts, it will stay that way for much longer. The mini-cooler takes up a very small space right behind the selectable cartridge case deflector.

OOC: Although, I must admit, that was aa pretty good way of putting it.

25 FREE Clips of Ammunition/Grenades provided by Steinbrech for every Steinbrechian weapon purchased! Provided by Steinbrech.

(Continued from other thread)

40 Fabrique Nationale (FN) Five-seveN's (10000 USD)
40 M-8's (40000 USD)
10 Barrett "Light Fifty" M82 (55750 USD)
15 M134 Minigun's (375000 USD)

(Continued from other thread)

40 Fabrique Nationale (FN) Five-seveN's (10000 USD)
40 M-8's (40000 USD)
10 Barrett "Light Fifty" M82 (55750 USD)
15 M134 Minigun's (375000 USD)

We are shipping your coffee cans. Enjoy.

(The storefront's official name is Universal Imports and Exports, perfectly legal)

Yeah..... We'll take 50 M4A2's and have the $25,000 wired on confirmation.

Yeah..... We'll take 50 M4A2's and have the $25,000 wired on confirmation.

We are shipping your order of fresh Rovonian Coffee. Enjoy.

OOC: Although, I must admit, that was aa pretty good way of putting it.

25 FREE Clips of Ammunition/Grenades provided by Steinbrech for every Steinbrechian weapon purchased! Provided by Steinbrech.
Make that 50!

Oh, McKagan
Those guns are great for law enforcement, and I heard that you may have needed police stuff.

Money wired for purchases.

We are requiring another purchase, therefore we will be purchasing:

1 M134 Minigun (We have tools to weld it in a periment defensive position.)
150 AR-550s 6.5*
40 FMK-3s
3 .50 Ammo Packages
3 Leafanistani 6.5* Ammo package
3 45 Ammo Package
3 9mm Ammo package
2 M82 .50 Sniper Rifles
50 Para Ordnance P14-45s
6 Explosives Packages
2 M240s
40 Steinbrech M203s
and
2 Izusu Trucks
Cost: 722,080

Our deliverly location is the same once again.

We are requiring another purchase, therefore we will be purchasing:

1 M134 Minigun (We have tools to weld it in a periment defensive position.)
150 AR-550s 6.5*
40 FMK-3s
3 .50 Ammo Packages
3 Leafanistani 6.5* Ammo package
3 45 Ammo Package
3 9mm Ammo package
2 M82 .50 Sniper Rifles
50 Para Ordnance P14-45s
6 Explosives Packages
2 M240s
40 Steinbrech M203s
and
2 Izusu Trucks
Cost: 722,080

Our deliverly location is the same once again.

We understand, your order of farm machinery and seed is shipping.

Our Field has grown greatly therefore we need some more equipment to help with the harvest, We will be purchasing:

1 Generic Sedan
2 BJ2020 Scout Cars
3 MG Technical
2 Izusu Trucks
3 C4\Symtex Explosives Packages
2 M2HBs
30 Mossberg model 590s
10 M40A3 Improved
1 Buckshot Package
1 .50 Package

Payment usual place: $158,940
By the way we have heard Rumors that someone has been wanting to speak with us, they can find us at the Black Cargo container located at the Leafanistan docks.

Our Field has grown greatly therefore we need some more equipment to help with the harvest, We will be purchasing:

1 Generic Sedan
2 BJ2020 Scout Cars
3 MG Technical
2 Izusu Trucks
3 C4\Symtex Explosives Packages
2 M2HBs
30 Mossberg model 590s
10 M40A3 Improved
1 Buckshot Package
1 .50 Package

Payment usual place: $158,940
By the way we have heard Rumors that someone has been wanting to speak with us, they can find us at the Black Cargo container located at the Leafanistan docks.

The items arrived in their usual location, marked: "Rotten Potatoes for reprocessing in Thermal Deploymerization Plants". The delivery driver and his assitant walked up to the Black Hand of Nod member. The Nod officier said to let go of the poor man. The assistant smiled and pulled back the silenced pistol from the man's back, he ran.

The assistant removed her obscuring clothing, revealed herself to be a woman, showed the badge of the Office of Naval Intelligence, an agency that didn't exist and began to talk.

"We've heard rumours of operations, operations against people we also don't like. We've never been fond of supporting foreign terrorist groups. But...the enemy of my enemy is my friend."

She smiled and handed over a clipboard. It was a listing of an experimental Rad Cannon developed for use by specialized forces engaged in nuclear blast zones. Kill silently without incurring too great of a suspicion when bodies were picked up. A failed project, but the Rad Cannons still existed. And they were ready to be moved. Sure they used a heavy battery pack, but the pack had a half-life of 20 years and would work very well. There were also the Defiler mines, which were Rad Cannons for use to containminate the soil. If used properly, when applied they would devastate the area around them and create an area competely unsuitable for normal life. Perfect for heavy distractions.

The second sheet described plans and a list of military grade NBC suits for use by Nod members. They were to infiltrate and cause mass havoc, using Defiler mines and Rad Cannons they could silently snipe guards out with super concentrated radiation and then containminate checkpoints. From the chaos a large number of troops could be moved in and dispirsed. Then the scary part. A dirty bomb. A 20 kilogram plutonium weapon that was set to detonate in enemy territory. Terrorists could be blamed and the plutonium was from a Frozopian mine that was now in Candrian Empire hands. Leafanistan was offering the means to kill thousands and make the occupiers tremble in fear from the Black Hand of Nod. The only catch? Never strike Leafanistan or its assets without a strike from us first.

The Nod officer looked over the Plans silently nodding at each of them. "You have yourself a deal Madam, besides," he said, "It would be counter productive of our means to go around attacking nations like your own." He nodded to a place past her." "We will be ready for the extra potatoes."
Hours later when the last of them were loaded on the Officer nodded to the woman, "You never met us, we never met you, and there is no such thing as the Office of Naval Intelligence, correct?" The woman just smirked, "Thank you for the assistance, I promise it will be worth your effort, we'll be around if you need us for something that you don't want to be connected with, just leave a message here." They walked onto the ship and departed.

Office 130
1217 Government Way
Balkan City, 85546-6245
Druid Province, Armed Holy Democratic Empire of Asgarnieu


TO: Weapons Importer Mafia Storefront
FROM: Weapons Procurement Division, Parlimentary Guard Unit
SUBJECT: Weapons Purchase


Dear Sir(s),

The Asgarninan Royal Parlimentary Guard is interested in purchasing 500 of your M134 Miniguns. We understand that they cost $15,000.00 USD per unit, and we will pay in full. $7,500,000.00 is what we will pay. Please expect the money to be transfered to your account within 3 NS days. Thank You.


Respectfully,

Commander David T. Roch, II
Parlimentary Guard Commander

To: Merchant of Menace Weapon's Importers
From: Imperial Anglo-Saxon Union Trading Company
CC: Ministry of Defence: Weapons Procurement Division
Subject: Arming of Imperial Union Militia

TOP SECRET - EYES OF RECIPIENTS ONLY

The Imperial Union requires armaments for the Imperial Union Militia, and we require these weapons to not be of Imperial Union manufacture due to the clandestine nature of our operation of the IUM Division. To that end, we wish to purchase the following:

10,000 M9 9mm Beretta pistols = $2,250,000
6,000 M16-A5 Assault Rifles (all modifications) - $6,000,000
2,000 M60 Machine Guns - $3,500,000
2,000 M82s - $5,575,000
3,500 MG Technicals - $52,500,000
Total - $69,825,000

Shipment ASAP would be appreciated - an extra $1 million will be forwarded for delivery within the week.

All orders are confirmed as soon as posted.

All orders have been shipped as "Coffee Grounds for Reprocessing" and "Septic Tank Run-off for Reprocessing". Happy Holidays.

NEW ITEMS:

TERROR TRUCK
BATTLE BUS
SCORPIAN TANK
IED KIT
and'
RPG-2

BUMP FOR NEW ITEMS

Mercenary Services

Bump.

#Message from the Black Hand of Nod#
We are in need of further supplies,

5 IED kits
5 Hacking kits
$10,000

30 Scorpian Tanks $4,050,000
5 MAR-240 MRLS $1,175,000



Also we would like to offer a service, recently we hjacked a launch complex and launched a new superweapon, similar to the Needles that has been used by Leafanistan these are small 6 foot 1, Rods of steel powered by a small Boron thruster and controlled by a GPS computer and a radio signal.
We have planted over 2000 of these objects in orbit throughout the planet.
They are designed to enter the athmosphere and mimic the action of a meteor shower, For a price of around 1 for 12,000, we have a weapon that cannot be blocked without nuking the low orbit part of the planet. We would like to offer this as a possible thing for you to sell, you will get a comission of course.

Another thing, please check around old weapons storages for a PTRD Anti Tank Rifle, that or the blueprints.

I will take:
50,000 FMK 3
50,000 M4

Messige*

[note this isn't acully my coutrys army, its my countrys un - supported terrorist group( members 3500 ) ]

This is N.I.M your offer is intresting, we request for

* 1500 FN FAL (Cost = $412500
* 500 Remington M40A3 Improved (Cost = $300000

Total Cost = $712500

#Message from the Black Hand of Nod#
We are in need of further supplies,

5 IED kits
5 Hacking kits
$10,000

30 Scorpian Tanks $4,050,000
5 MAR-240 MRLS $1,175,000



Also we would like to offer a service, recently we hjacked a launch complex and launched a new superweapon, similar to the Needles that has been used by Leafanistan these are small 6 foot 1, Rods of steel powered by a small Boron thruster and controlled by a GPS computer and a radio signal.
We have planted over 2000 of these objects in orbit throughout the planet.
They are designed to enter the athmosphere and mimic the action of a meteor shower, For a price of around 1 for 12,000, we have a weapon that cannot be blocked without nuking the low orbit part of the planet. We would like to offer this as a possible thing for you to sell, you will get a comission of course.

Another thing, please check around old weapons storages for a PTRD Anti Tank Rifle, that or the blueprints.

(OOC: I just bought a book about famous artillery pieces of 20th century and the PTRD was in it. You make me very happy:D)

Encrypted Reply

We have fulfilled your order and are now shipping the stacks of rotting paper and turkey guts for use in your Thermal Deploymerization center. The smell is strong. Don't mind.

Also as for your request for us to contract sale of heating oil is gleefully accepted. We are thinking to charge $120,000 per shipload.

We have also accepted your recommendation to make 30 gallon containers and are preparing work on the piping to begin.

Thank you for working with Universal Exports.

[END]

I will take:
50,000 FMK 3
50,000 M4

Encrypted Reply

Until you send your money we will not ship the crates of wine.

[END]

Messige*

[note this isn't acully my coutrys army, its my countrys un - supported terrorist group( members 3500 ) ]

This is N.I.M your offer is intresting, we request for

* 1500 FN FAL (Cost = $412500
* 500 Remington M40A3 Improved (Cost = $300000

Total Cost = $712500

Encrypted Reply

The replacement metal piping required to build that factory are being shipped along with the chemicals required to process the material are beign shipped.

Ensure the UN doesn't discover the original substandard piping that was sent. It could endanger future sales.

Thank you with working with Universal Exports.

[END]

NEW ITEMS BUMP:

PTRD 1941 Rifle (14.5mm)
Kinetic Striker (Airstrike)
USAS-12 Shotgun (12 Gauge)

More supplies are needed.
We'll be picking them up as rapidly as possible...

200 Heckler und Koch UCPs $50,000
40 PTRD 1941 Anti-tank Rifles $170,600
80 Mossberg model 590s $30,000
4 Terror Trucks $180,000
2 Battle Buses $90,000

More supplies are needed.
We'll be picking them up as rapidly as possible...

200 Heckler und Koch UCPs $50,000
40 PTRD 1941 Anti-tank Rifles $170,600
80 Mossberg model 590s $30,000
4 Terror Trucks $180,000
2 Battle Buses $90,000

Encrypted Reply

Order is being fulfilled, we are shipping the scrap metal to your foundry.

Thank you for shopping with Universal Exports.

[END]

Bump.

BUMP FOR:
Minor cosmetic changes
New categories: Grenade Launchers, Recoiless Rifles, Mortars
New weapons: 82mm and 120mm mortars

BUMP FOR:

KRAVEN WEAPONRY!
New categories: Helmets, Uniforms, BDU's and Armour

Yet another bump for more weapons:

Knives, Minor corrections, Reorganization and Soldier Kits.
KRAVEN KREIGSMARINE AND CAPITOL POLICE PACKAGES!
:mp5:

The Scarlet States government is interested in purchasing some of your military hardware.

Can the 155mm Howitzer available for the Sherman Tank be modified to be fixed on Naval vessels?

The Scarlet States government is interested in purchasing some of your military hardware.

Can the 155mm Howitzer available for the Sherman Tank be modified to be fixed on Naval vessels?

Yes and we'll knock off 40000 US from the price for that.

Very well. You can expect an order soon. Thank you very much.

(Tagged because the Thread Tools fuction isn't working for me.)

OOC: Why do you keep selling so much cool stuff! You forgot to price the Mortars and SPECTRA helmets.

Our Harvesters have found a very useful Mining sector, therefore we have an increase of funds, and with your new Additions, we can help our allies even greater than before.
We require these purchases for defense and a little intimidation.

2 GPMGs without Smart-Link $34,000
200 Flak Jackets $48,000
4 Blocks of C12 $24,000
2 Cans of C7 Foam $24,000
2 Capitol Police Packages (Real Armor) $800,000
2 120mm Mortars (Price of 2 when listed.)
6 82mm Mortars (Price for 8 of them)
200 Army Combat Uniforms $48,000
1000 Tigerstripe Uniforms $10,000
1 Imitation Kraven Battlesuit $35,000
200 SPECTRA Helmets (Price of Two Hundred)
1000 M1 Helmets $10,000
5 M50 155mm Shermans $1,175,000
TOTAL: $2,208,000
Thank You.

OOC: Why do you keep selling so much cool stuff! You forgot to price the Mortars and SPECTRA helmets.

Our Harvesters have found a very useful Mining sector, therefore we have an increase of funds, and with your new Additions, we can help our allies even greater than before.
We require these purchases for defense and a little intimidation.

2 GPMGs without Smart-Link $34,000
200 Flak Jackets $48,000
4 Blocks of C12 $24,000
2 Cans of C7 Foam $24,000
2 Capitol Police Packages (Real Armor) $800,000
2 120mm Mortars (Price of 2 when listed.)
6 82mm Mortars (Price for 8 of them)
200 Army Combat Uniforms $48,000
1000 Tigerstripe Uniforms $10,000
1 Imitation Kraven Battlesuit $35,000
200 SPECTRA Helmets (Price of Two Hundred)
1000 M1 Helmets $10,000
5 M50 155mm Shermans $1,175,000
TOTAL: $2,208,000
Thank You.

Thank you for pointing out a serious error in our catalog, for that service we are not charging you for the hard hats that were not listed properly. We are accepting payment. Your delivery of construction equipment will be on time as usual.

Universal Exports.

Bump:
Minor corrections thank to the Black Hand of Nod.
Repricing of Prostitutes due to low demand.

Bump:
Addition of Khyber Pass Rifles (dangerous, practical, and collector's versions)
Addition of QLZ Automatic Grenade Launcher
Addition of RPG-7 Recoiless Rifle

Enjoy the explosions my friends.

We woud like to order 100 goons. We seem to have a problem, and want to resolve it with out making it look like the government is involved. 5mil will be shipped shortly.

We woud like to order 100 goons. We seem to have a problem, and want to resolve it with out making it look like the government is involved. 5mil will be shipped shortly.

Done and done, after this they'll be yours to keep. Do with them what you will or let them wander the streets. Just give them orders and they'll have it done. I hope they construct a magnifient building.

Universal Exports.

BUMP! (When will I stop adding stuff? Probably Never)

Minor Cosmetic Edits
C4 Plastique
AS36 Grenade Launcher
GP-30 Grenade Launcher
M1968 Bayonet
M9 Bayonet
IED Kit has become Insurgency Kit
Terrorist Package has become Insurgent Package
Budget Soldier Package
Standard Soldier Package
MG Technical Sedan, SUV, or Pickup
ASU-85L replacing Scorpian Tank
Technically Kinetic Striker can be used anywhere.

:D

HEY MOFO'S NEW ITEM AND IT IS KRAVEN CAPITOL POLICE DNA! DUN DUN DUNNNNNN. :gundge:

Encryption: Maximum
To: Whom it May Concern
From: The True Aesonics
We wish to purchase six Authentic Kraven Battlesuits (Kraven Corporation)
for a price of $630,000 US. Money will be wired upon confirmation.

Encryption: Maximum
To: Whom it May Concern
From: The True Aesonics
We wish to purchase six Authentic Kraven Battlesuits (Kraven Corporation)
for a price of $630,000 US. Money will be wired upon confirmation.

Replacement parts for bulldozers are confirmed and are being shipped. Thank you for shopping with Universal Exports.

BUMP for 152mm Howister in the new Artillery Section, chance of Mortar SEction being moved there.

Replacement parts for bulldozers are confirmed and are being shipped. Thank you for shopping with Universal Exports.

OOC: Can I have an estimate as to how long this will take?

The Stepbrotherhood would like to purchase 800 of the "Budget Soldier Kits" to equip the year's new recruits to our Socialist Guerilla Infantry.

Enclosed is the number and account number of bank which the 2 Million USD, which will only be given upon verification, is being kept for you.

We will arrange to send a caravan to pick up the supplies when they are available.

Vincent Rouseaux
Minister of War, and an Enemy of the Machine

The Stepbrotherhood would like to purchase 800 of the "Budget Soldier Kits" to equip the year's new recruits to our Socialist Guerilla Infantry.

Enclosed is the number and account number of bank which the 2 Million USD, which will only be given upon verification, is being kept for you.

We will arrange to send a caravan to pick up the supplies when they are available.

Vincent Rouseaux
Minister of War, and an Enemy of the Machine

We will ship the construction worker equipment over to your caravan immediately. Thank you for shopping with Universal Exports.

The Isles of Mara have come to the conclusion that the Kraven Equipment is too darn effective in the PMT world not to be used. As such the Dominion is tasked with assembling a core of heavy troopers based on the Kraven models.

We request the following:
1 Kraven DNA
7000 Battlesuits

Kraven DNA

Wanted to know the secrets behind what made Kraven troopers some of the most dangerous and feared warriors ever? The secret lies in their DNA, and thanks to recent disruptions in Red Tide we've obtained a sample of flesh and extracted a full DNA sequence of Kraven Capitol Police trooper's DNA, and using PCR we have duplicated it. Now it is offered on the international market.

A 30 ml tube frozen in Liquid Nitrogen containing billions of strands of DNA in a neutral saline solution.

$2 million US, a small price for the power of Kraven.


Authentic Kraven Battlesuit (Kraven Corporation)

Made of Iridian Ore found in Cydonia and other Kraven Slave states this battlesuit resembles that of a samurai warrior and offers superior frontal protection along with power psychological value. The inner thighs of the Armour are exposed to enemy fire, as are areas of the abodemen and the neck is also a weak point, also weak points are the Area at the rear, this is only lightly armoured, if armoured at all, in this case, the trooper is generally engaging troops facing them from the front. This battlesuit is designed for urban combat in which the standard "Spray and Pray" tactic will be deflected by the Battlesuit. It comes with integrated NBC protection Unaugmented soldiers will find this suit heavy and constricting but with training can make effective use of it. It links with the SmartLink equipment found on Kraven weaponry.

$105,000 US each x 1200 units
$126,000,000 for 5 rapid reaction
Subtotal = 630 milion USD
Training Cadre = 3 million USD
Kraven DNA sample @ 2 million USD

TOTAL = 635 million USD

Regards.

LYON, Jordan
Ministry of Defense
Dominion of Me Li

The Isles of Mara have come to the conclusion that the Kraven Equipment is too darn effective in the PMT world not to be used. As such the Dominion is tasked with assembling a core of heavy troopers based on the Kraven models.

We request the following:
1 Kraven DNA
7000 Battlesuits

Kraven DNA

Wanted to know the secrets behind what made Kraven troopers some of the most dangerous and feared warriors ever? The secret lies in their DNA, and thanks to recent disruptions in Red Tide we've obtained a sample of flesh and extracted a full DNA sequence of Kraven Capitol Police trooper's DNA, and using PCR we have duplicated it. Now it is offered on the international market.

A 30 ml tube frozen in Liquid Nitrogen containing billions of strands of DNA in a neutral saline solution.

$2 million US, a small price for the power of Kraven.


Authentic Kraven Battlesuit (Kraven Corporation)

Made of Iridian Ore found in Cydonia and other Kraven Slave states this battlesuit resembles that of a samurai warrior and offers superior frontal protection along with power psychological value. The inner thighs of the Armour are exposed to enemy fire, as are areas of the abodemen and the neck is also a weak point, also weak points are the Area at the rear, this is only lightly armoured, if armoured at all, in this case, the trooper is generally engaging troops facing them from the front. This battlesuit is designed for urban combat in which the standard "Spray and Pray" tactic will be deflected by the Battlesuit. It comes with integrated NBC protection Unaugmented soldiers will find this suit heavy and constricting but with training can make effective use of it. It links with the SmartLink equipment found on Kraven weaponry.

$105,000 US each x 1200 units
$126,000,000 for 5 rapid reaction
Subtotal = 630 milion USD
Training Cadre = 3 million USD
Kraven DNA sample @ 2 million USD

TOTAL = 635 million USD

Regards.

LYON, Jordan
Ministry of Defense
Dominion of Me Li

We are impressed with your massive order of steel piping and insulation material and we'll begin shipping immediately. We hope they build a beautiful skyscraper. Thank you for shopping with Universal Exports.

A man in a business suit walks up to a sales attendent in a darkened room.

"We would wish to purchase some Type 80 machine pistols at $550 US each, and inquire if you may be able to make some stocks of Czech CZ 75 Automatics available at $600 each. Are interested in purchasing 1,000 Type 80s and 5,000 CZ 75As, you may have to start production on them, since the CZ 75A is quite rare, and legitimate production has been mostly banned."

$550,000 For the Type 80s

+$3,000,000 for the CZ 75s (if you can make them available)
+20% for express delivery

$3,905,000

He opens a case with $1 million in it, and slides it across the table.

"The rest will come when we get the guns"

We are impressed with your massive order of steel piping and insulation material and we'll begin shipping immediately. We hope they build a beautiful skyscraper. Thank you for shopping with Universal Exports.


Indeed good sirs. The World Tree project has consumed our people ever since The Lost One was banished from the Chaos Realms...He made the Isles...we are his tears. We gather our Gray allies from amongst the like minded. When our technologies mature will will be sure to invite you for a demonstration. Truthfully many of your systems are very similar to our own. We hope that your beliefs are also similar.

Three World Trees v.1.5 have been completed and the Fourth has been planted.
One Anansi Ladder is fully operational and the other two will come online in the next decade. The Seed Habitats are almost complete. After the systems have been thouroughly tested we will offer the basic designs for a reasonable fee

We will tell you how they turn out in 25-50 years.

Live thee Well.

OOC: Leafistan you have a TG, and just to let everyone know, that buying Capitol Police DNA doesn't mean you will get Capitol Police, infact the only way to utilise the DNA would be to clone the trooper from the DNA, but even then, you will only have a clone that looks like a Trooper without armour, you need all the other Kraven technology to get a full CP Trooper, further more, Expect to find a Kraven Garrison in your nation at some point if it becomes aparant that you have purchased Capitol Police technology from the Mafia storefront, bearing in mind, THIS IS ALL OOC INFORMATION

OOC: Well then, it's a good thing that I didn't order it. Those durned terrorist religious fanatics did. Probably not even going to be used in my land...

Encryption: Maximum
To: Universal Exports
From: The True Aesonic Church
We wish to place an order for two thousand grams of C12, for a price of
$2400 US. Please ship this to the enclosed adress in Jaredcohenia.

4,000 Steinbrechian assault rifle, used commonly across the military.

Calibre: 5.56x45mm NATO
Overall length: 1008 mm
Barrel length: 509 mm
Weight: 3.78 kg
Magazine capacity: 30 rounds
Rate of fire: 750 rounds per minute (less than -A4 for ammunition saving)
Muzzle velocity: 1000 m/s
Maximum effective range: 600 meters, point, 2000 meters, area
Selections: Safe, Semi, 3-round burst

$600 US each with 16 ammo clips, add $100 each for scope and laser, and $200 for silencer, with all features cost is $1,000 per unit

500 PTRD 1941 Anti-tank Rifle (Soviet Union)

Designed by Dogtyrarev in 1932 and using the then new 14.5mm round, this is one of the heaviest guns made. The barrel recoils within a slide so that the recoil carries the bolt handle against a cam and lifts it to unlock the breech, essentially a long-recoil system. A single shot rifle and issued with 14.5mm Tungsten Carbide rounds with good penetration.

Caliber: 14.5mm
Operation: Long-recoil, bolt action
Overall Length: 2008mm
Barrel Length: 1227mm (right hand twist)
Feed Device: Manual bolt action, single shot.
Sights: Iron sight calibrated to 500m, 1000m
Weight: 17.34kb
Muzzle Velocity: 1012 m/s

$4265 US each

1,000 GPMG (Kraven Corporation)

Newly acquired from the wastelands that were once the fearsome Kraven Corporation. It is a heavily altered MG42 like the M60 later on, but with significant recoil and shock absorbers and an altered barrel to produce a sound that is unmistakably Kraven. Originally came with a SmartLink optical system, however that is rendered useless because of the lack of Kraven armour that utilized it. This weapon will instill fear into any enemy by its sound and combined with actual Kraven armour (or an imitation) it is even more terrifying.

Calibre: 7.92mm
Weight: 11.5kg
Length: 1219mm
Feed: Any belt length (commonly the 50 round link) or 75 round drum
ROF: 1,800 rpm

$17,000 US each
$25,000 US with SmartLink

30 of these M134 Minigun (USA)

Need firepower? I mean firepower, I mean f'ing 4000 rpm, of 7.62x51mm NATO ammunition? Tear up a forest, shoot up a battallion of men, raze a freakin' city! Fully Electrical this is NOT man portable. Any attempt to make a Minigun using rounds bigger than 1mm will result in massive injury; as flying rounds and the sheer recoil. Mount this on a gunship, put it on helicopters, make it a defensive implement. Put it on tanks or something. You must secure this thing or it'll take flight.

Calibre: 7.62 mm NATO
Barrels: 6
ROF: 4 000
Weight of gun: 18.8 kg
Power: electrical
Length: 0.8 m
Recoil Force: 120 kg (270 lbs)

$15,000 US each.

OOC: Leafistan you have a TG, and just to let everyone know, that buying Capitol Police DNA doesn't mean you will get Capitol Police, infact the only way to utilise the DNA would be to clone the trooper from the DNA, but even then, you will only have a clone that looks like a Trooper without armour, you need all the other Kraven technology to get a full CP Trooper, further more, Expect to find a Kraven Garrison in your nation at some point if it becomes aparant that you have purchased Capitol Police technology from the Mafia storefront, bearing in mind, THIS IS ALL OOC INFORMATION

OOC: And to do that you will have to lobomize and brutally strap to a feeding tube several women to grow Capitol Police Troopers. I just did this because the market for that was too great. And finally, I just love the idea that because of these sales, several nations are going to get Kravened.

IC: All orders are confirmed and are shipping. The rotten potatoes and beef jerky will be shipped to your reprocessing plants at the fastest we can.

Thank you for shopping with Universal Exports.

OOC: And on another note, IT IS LEAFANISTAN, NOT Leafistan. That just sounds silly and the 'i' doesn't fit well between the f and s. A cosmetic disaster if you ask me.

BUMP: Added Corporate Carbine to SMG/PDW section. :mp5:

And an OOC warning to all those who bought Kraven weapons, you may be in for a surprise later on via a Kraven Elmination RP.

OOC: And to do that you will have to lobomize and brutally strap to a feeding tube several women to grow Capitol Police Troopers. I just did this because the market for that was too great. And finally, I just love the idea that because of these sales, several nations are going to get Kravened.

IC: All orders are confirmed and are shipping. The rotten potatoes and beef jerky will be shipped to your reprocessing plants at the fastest we can.

Thank you for shopping with Universal Exports.

OOC: And on another note, IT IS LEAFANISTAN, NOT Leafistan. That just sounds silly and the 'i' doesn't fit well between the f and s. A cosmetic disaster if you ask me.

OOC: I know, but i find Leafanistan difficult to spell for some reason, or at least to remember how its spelt

BUMP: Added Corporate Carbine to SMG/PDW section. :mp5:

And an OOC warning to all those who bought Kraven weapons, you may be in for a surprise later on via a Kraven Elmination RP.
OOC:

That's why BH doesn't have a country. Currently the Kraven stuff is located on International Waters being analyzed. The whole point on buying that was to get more ideas for the Brotherhood's Cyborg program.

Feel free to try and Invade all of the following Countries to try and find the Black Hand Leadership.
-Leafanistan
-McKagan
-Imperial Nod
-Frozopia
-Torontia
-The Lone Alliance
-Southeastasia
-10979
-Kravania
-Lone Alliance Colonies
-??? ????????
-The Vuhifellian States
Every other nation in the Command and Conquer Universe Region.

Even after somehow defeating every nation listed, feel free to search the miles upon miles of underground passageways for the Mobile Command base of the Black Hand.

You'll be at it for awhile. Mwhahahaha!

Added Qassam Rocket Kit and Bomb Kit.

Encrypted Message to all Purchasers

System Admin: We want to know what you want in our fine Storefront. Now it is your chance to request these items.

Thank you.

[END]

BUMP:
Y-7 Chinese Copy of An-24 Coke
Attack RIB from Kraven Corporation

Now attack from the Land, Air and Sea!

Encrypted Message to all Purchasers

System Admin: We want to know what you want in our fine Storefront. Now it is your chance to request these items.

Thank you.

[END]

OOC: I'd say more aircraft and possibly a flight training package.

OOC: I'd say more aircraft and possibly a flight training package.

OOC: Great idea, you get to have 5 guns of your choice for free!

Any more suggestions? They can pay off.

Encryption: Maximum
To Universal Exports
From: The True Aesonics

Order: 5 GPMG.

OOC: Well, my religious fanatics (non governmental, Kraven! <.< >.>) who are buying all this stuff would probably go for some sort of bio-weapon.

Encryption: Maximum
To Universal Exports
From: The True Aesonics

Order: 5 GPMG.

OOC: Well, my religious fanatics (non governmental, Kraven! <.< >.>) who are buying all this stuff would probably go for some sort of bio-weapon.

Bioweapon eh? We are including 5 Corporate Carbines in that order just for that idea.

ADDED: Flight Training Kit, reorganization.

OOC: Glad I could be of help.

OOC: Oh, not an item to add, but if you could give an estimate as to how long it would take for the ordered items to arrive?

OOC: Oh, not an item to add, but if you could give an estimate as to how long it would take for the ordered items to arrive?

OOC: About 3 weeks for international shipping, 1 weeks for domestic. 3-5 days for processing and customs evasion. Another 1 day for customs bribe and confusing transport route.

BUMP for:
Mi-2 Gunship/Transport Helicopter
Editing of the Super Sherman Category (Pricing)
Editing of ASU-85L (Adding AT-3 ATGMs)
E. Coli
Salmonella Typhi

How exactly did you get Kraven technology? I find it pretty wankish for people to use the Supreme State's weapons and troops.

Zukariaa']How exactly did you get Kraven technology? I find it pretty wankish for people to use the Supreme State's weapons and troops.

Well I TGed Kraven, and with the help of Red Tide, we looted Kraven Corp after its various wars. Through the rubble we discovered dozens of left-over suits that were going to be destroyed by occupying forces, thousands of weapons, and the plans for these weapons in destroyed factories. Of course it all comes with a price, Kraven Corp is planning to hunt down those who have stolen its technology. All part of the black market.

Well I TGed Kraven, and with the help of Red Tide, we looted Kraven Corp after its various wars. Through the rubble we discovered dozens of left-over suits that were going to be destroyed by occupying forces, thousands of weapons, and the plans for these weapons in destroyed factories. Of course it all comes with a price, Kraven Corp is planning to hunt down those who have stolen its technology. All part of the black market.

OOC: Does that include the mafia that's selling them?

OOC: Does that include the mafia that's selling them?

OOC: Oh yes, and Kraven is going to run into the terrible secret of the Leafanistani Mafia, just like the terrible secret of the Red Tide Mafia. Like all Mafias in terribly oppressed countries, they must have some sort of edge, something that will allow them to evade at terribly overbearing government.

Encryption: Maximum
To: Universal Exports
From: The True Aesonic Church
Moments ago, the C12 I previously purchased from you was used against our
enemies. As a result, I would like to purchase another 2000 grams, for $2400
. Delivery to the enclosed adress in Jaredcohenia

Encryption: Maximum
To: Universal Exports
From: The True Aesonic Church
Moments ago, the C12 I previously purchased from you was used against our
enemies. As a result, I would like to purchase another 2000 grams, for $2400
. Delivery to the enclosed adress in Jaredcohenia

We hope it has truly worked well for you. To show our gratitude we shall send a crate of AR-550 Conscript Rifles (15 rifles with 45 magazines) to thank you. We hope your security detachment is working well and that peace is maintained in the UN food aid area.

Universal Exports.

Encryption: Maximum
To: Universal Exports
From: The True Aesonic Church
To fully allow the advantage of the smart link, and the psychological factor,
we would like to purchase eight Authentic Kraven Battlesuits, for a price of
$840,000. Delivery to the enclosed adress.

Encryption: Maximum
To: Universal Exports
From: The True Aesonic Church
To fully allow the advantage of the smart link, and the psychological factor,
we would like to purchase eight Authentic Kraven Battlesuits, for a price of
$840,000. Delivery to the enclosed adress.

We are shipping, we apologize for the delay, a very zealous man at customs kept us from shipping the Ammonia on time, he insisted it was a biological weapon. He has since been terminated. Thank you.

Universal Exports.

OOC: Already RPing the fight to the last bullet, with and without bullet time and PGM Mortars shells.

We managed to 'jam' their GPS and spy satalites by blowing them up.

They replaced them with Auroras, Laser guided bombs and and AWACS planes.

Human Resources

Goons/Lemmings/Henchmen

The lowest of the low, we've only begun to deal with them, and they are stupid. But they are loyal at that. These are a permanent deal. Kidnapped from their homes and raised to fight these former slaves find themselves being given much better treatment if they are given jobs are cheap mercenaries. They have basic arms training and can handle a variety of weapons and vehicles. Just don't give them too complex of a task.

Given a Flak jacket, AK-74 and a Marakov pistol and told to go to their next employer.

Mafia Lemming: $50,000 US to purchase from us, you figure out how to pay him/her in the long run.

Standard Mafia Soldiers

We Mafia boys don't mind getting our hands dirty and helping some friends. We'll loan you some soldiers, for a price. These boys come armed with a FMK SMG or a Mossberg. Secondary weapon is a 9mm Glock. Good soldiers, loyal, but easily excitable. They can operate lots of weapons, but SMG and Shotgun are standard fare. You must provide all other weapons. And no suicide missions, we expect some casualties but don't purposely kill our men.
Body armour is standard.

(3 month loans that can be extended up to 2 years)

SMG Trooper: $55,000
Shotgun Elite: $70,000

(2+ year plans, 10 years maximum)

SMG Trooper: $200,000 per year
Shotgun Elite: $225,000 per year

secureing line, please hold....

Secure.
Relaying Message...

Mesage From: PROHT Ministry of Foriegn Affairs
To: The trong Silent Guys of Leafthanistan
RE: Military advisory and support

Some time ago, PROHT became involved in somebody else's problem for mineral rights. The deal was, that if we kept other nations from fiddling with their government, we'd get whatever we wanted.

At first it looked like a Low intensity conflict, easily handled without the main popultion even seeing it on the news. We sent about 1 division. It soon became apparent we'd need a better stance without much cost, so we sent some unescorted railway guns to Chitzeland to pound/intimidate the insurgents either to leave or to negotiate on favorable grounds.

We also set up some progressive training camps, to keep up with our promise to the fledgeling government. The goal was to train 500 full force divisions over 10 years, and 10,000 Militia divisions. So far we are on schedual.

problem is, now some Parthians decided to recently muscle in. And we are badly outnumbered, 100 to 1 in the theater.

The Chitzi units lack a technicaly sophisticated unit to do precision strikes against their meager beachhead (The Parthians' only port is in Ort, ours is in Herholtzer). They have started sending paratrops against our undefended 12", 14" and 18" railguns, and so far a battalion of our guns are out of action or are engaged in their own self defense.

We tried getting on site advisors in Chitzeland from your government, and they sent us here; apparently, you are the best they currently hve to offer.

<<<Attached File>>> (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=477731&page=34)
And
Map (http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/9329/chitzelandmap27se.jpg)

The mission, should you accept, will be to reconiter the situation in Chitzeland with the field data provided, report suggestions on improving security of Firebases and more importantly, training camps and ports, while getting a team together to raid Ort and destroy all targets of value, report findings, then you may return to your activities, PROHT is willing to pay $5 billion for the whole mission if successful

$2 Billion Bonus if you can come back after the Partians have been repeled to run a few assasinations on Coalition leaders (3 people)

<<<Connection Terminated>>>

Encrypted Reply

****LINE SECURE****

Now we don't have to pull the farce of 'legitimate business'. Now then, this is a very interesting offer, probably one of our spies sent you here as the official Leafanistani channels are dead because of the Civil War and there is only that automated message.

We are willing to send a thin Regiment of our best trained Goons to assist you. They will consist of the 1st Light Armour Battalion and the 2nd Infantry Battalion and the 3rd Guerilla Battalion. The 1st and 2nd will begin to shore up security and engage in attacks with your forces on land. The 3rd will disappear into the mountains and train guerilla fighters to launch guerilla attacks.

This includes 3 companies of 'advisors' which will assist you with your main task. The money is to be wired immediately.

Now the 1st Light Armour Battalion only includes 200 T-72 tanks and the remainder are MDM-3A batteries that we obtained from Red Tide. The 2nd Infantry is meant to be dispersed and to help train a regular force. The 3rd is to train irregulars and engage in pinprick attacks.

The advisors will do what they wish, but try to keep them out of combat.

Now comes the problem of entering the country. Do you have a good route?

[END]

OOC: I will be at prom and after-prom on Thursday and Friday, possibly a bit of Saturday, if my friends decide to get really wasted.

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The 1st and 2nd might find themselves overwhelmed rather quickly, being that the samllest 'raid' we have encountered involved 140 AGS and 5,000 paratroops with 15 105 mm towed Howitzers.
The 80 brave artillerymen managed to kill 1500 men and destroy 75 tanks before being overrun.

The 200 T-72s will be a very useful mobile resserve against another airborne attack.

During moe peaceful times, PROHT procured a number of Barbour class supply ships from the Leafthanisi government, PROHT also forsaw the need of a covert insertion boat, and converted a Tango class submarine named the SS-A Yahoo, attached to Task Force 3, capable of landing a platoon unbeknownst to the enemy.

PROHT has also laid extensive rails in Chitzeland, allowing rapid overland deployment. However, our main infantry unit, along with Chitzeland's best troops from OTC-1, are in Pelsgard.

A section of your 3rd Battalion will be sent via SS-A Yahoo to Ort under the cover of darkness. The remander will arrive via Barbour class supply ship to Herholtzer and travel by train to a location of your choosing to develop a third Officer Training camp for raising a mass army of irregulars, these troops will be placed directly under the command of yourself or the leader of your choosing.

You may equip your regment with any of the weapons at PROHT storefront at no charge. Working on a man portable CC-35C 35 mm anti-Material rifle, yours if you wish. Consider it a gift.

Oh, and this isn't the first time we've done business, we procured a few fully automatic pistols from you via a few of our agents, along with other hardware.
PROHT storefront (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=476754)

OOC: I have a question. Can Kraven armor stop sniper fire, as long as it doesn't hit one of the weak points?

OOC:
Depends on weapon (5.56 mm or 35 mm?) range: (100 m or 3 km?) and armor (Kraven)
Pretty sure a 35 mm will go through their armor up to 200 meters away.

You'll have to wait for Leaf, he's partying about now till monday.

OOC:
Depends on weapon (5.56 mm or 35 mm?) range: (100 m or 3 km?) and armor (Kraven)
Pretty sure a 35 mm will go through their armor up to 200 meters away.

You'll have to wait for Leaf, he's partying about now till monday.

OOC: Kraven armour can stop any 7.62mm round at close range, however AP Rounds will cause problems, the longer the range of the weapon however, the better chance the armour has of stopping it, a .50cal sniper Weapon will cleave CP armour apart at close range, but at more extreme ranges the effectiveness of AP is reduced, it all depends on the Caliber and the Range...

OOC: Kraven armour can stop any 7.62mm round at close range, however AP Rounds will cause problems, the longer the range of the weapon however, the better chance the armour has of stopping it, a .50cal sniper Weapon will cleave CP armour apart at close range, but at more extreme ranges the effectiveness of AP is reduced, it all depends on the Caliber and the Range...

OOC: I am awaiting that information now.

OOC: Okay, I've got a thirty cal from thirty meters. In the head.

OOC: Okay, I've got a thirty cal from thirty meters. In the head.

OOC: Thats pretty much an Instagib, the Helmet and mask only offer limited protection, the eyes being a particular weakspot

OOC NOTE!: The 'Disruptions in Red Tide' that Leafanistan mentioned is probably a refference to the fact that I am being invaded and the numerous civilian revolt that are breaking out. Not to mention the Lefanistani Mafia was able to extract the head of the Red Tide Mafia(a man known as 'the Boss').

Also... Kraven, this is the first time I have heard of your little plan to eradicate mine and Leafanistans organisations. Expect help from the Red Tide Goverment(or remnants if it begins after the whole invasion thing)... the Red Tide Mafia betrayed the goverment and the goverment is looking to make it pay.

We require 3 Wolfpack J-90 GPS Jammers $900,000
5 M134 Miniguns $75,000
3 Explosives Packages of RPG 7s $450
8 Terror Trucks $360,000
2 ASU-85Ls for Command Vehicles $300,000

By the way for some Cheap Grenade launchers, do you think you can get some M-79s?

Encryption: Maximum
To: Universal Exports
From: The True Aesonic Church
I would like to pruchase one hundred grams of C-12 for $1200. Please deliver to the enclosed address ASAP.

We require 3 Wolfpack J-90 GPS Jammers $900,000
5 M134 Miniguns $75,000
3 Explosives Packages of RPG 7s $450
8 Terror Trucks $360,000
2 ASU-85Ls for Command Vehicles $300,000

By the way for some Cheap Grenade launchers, do you think you can get some M-79s?

The requested metal piping and the heavy equipment to mount it is being shipped. As for the requested pipe fitters, we are afraid we currently do not offer that particular model in imperial, but we will work on obtaining it in the next few weeks. Thank you.

Universal Exports

~snip~

Your order of insulation is being shipped. Because of repeated orders of this, would you be interested in an 'automatic' insulation machine? Manually mounting it can be difficult and it could save a lot of human resources if you mechanically mounted it. Thank you.

Universal Exports

The requested metal piping and the heavy equipment to mount it is being shipped. As for the requested pipe fitters, we are afraid we currently do not offer that particular model in imperial, but we will work on obtaining it in the next few weeks. Thank you.

Universal Exports



Your order of insulation is being shipped. Because of repeated orders of this, would you be interested in an 'automatic' insulation machine? Manually mounting it can be difficult and it could save a lot of human resources if you mechanically mounted it. Thank you.

Universal Exports

OOC: ... This would be a remote delivery system for the C-12?

Encryption: Maximum
From: The True Aesonic Church
We would indeed be interested and would like to inquire about the cost of such a machine.

The 1st and 2nd might find themselves overwhelmed rather quickly, being that the samllest 'raid' we have encountered involved 140 AGS and 5,000 paratroops with 15 105 mm towed Howitzers.
The 80 brave artillerymen managed to kill 1500 men and destroy 75 tanks before being overrun.

The 200 T-72s will be a very useful mobile resserve against another airborne attack.

During moe peaceful times, PROHT procured a number of Barbour class supply ships from the Leafthanisi government, PROHT also forsaw the need of a covert insertion boat, and converted a Tango class submarine named the SS-A Yahoo, attached to Task Force 3, capable of landing a platoon unbeknownst to the enemy.

PROHT has also laid extensive rails in Chitzeland, allowing rapid overland deployment. However, our main infantry unit, along with Chitzeland's best troops from OTC-1, are in Pelsgard.

A section of your 3rd Battalion will be sent via SS-A Yahoo to Ort under the cover of darkness. The remander will arrive via Barbour class supply ship to Herholtzer and travel by train to a location of your choosing to develop a third Officer Training camp for raising a mass army of irregulars, these troops will be placed directly under the command of yourself or the leader of your choosing.

You may equip your regment with any of the weapons at PROHT storefront at no charge. Working on a man portable CC-35C 35 mm anti-Material rifle, yours if you wish. Consider it a gift.

Oh, and this isn't the first time we've done business, we procured a few fully automatic pistols from you via a few of our agents, along with other hardware.

Highly encrypted Reply from secure offshore servers

After closer examination we are probably going to have to change strategy. We plan to replace the 1st Light Armoured Battalion with the 1st Mechanized Battalion and replace the 2nd with the 2nd Artillery Battalion. We'll still be equipping 200 T-72s but now we will have the remainder of the troops using instead of trucks various version of the Type 85 APC and if you will indulge us and pay an additional $30 billion we can move 2 extra companies to join the 2nd Artillery Battalion with Type 82 130mm Rocket Launcher mounted on trucks and we can perform saturation bombing of the enemy forces.

We also will require a lot of mortars and cheap rifles, so make as many squad weapons as you can and we'll bring a few RPG-7s over to teach you how to manufacture them with our 3rd Advisory Battalion.

The reason we won't order any weapons from your storefront is the stark contrast between the cheap CM-16 rifle to the massive railguns and mortars you have. There is no inbetween so we have to supply our own. However, we will bring a 60mm Gun mortar and its plans to help you build them.

We'll supply another Barbour class to help you move the supplies.[/quote]

OOC: I'll be out for another party tomorrow, with the whole 6.5 days left of school, things are getting lax and partyful. Wooo! :toot:

OOC: ... This would be a remote delivery system for the C-12?

Encryption: Maximum
From: The True Aesonic Church
We would indeed be interested and would like to inquire about the cost of such a machine.

Highly encrypted Transmission

Here is where we can talk real business. Now, our implication is one of the RPG series, or perhaps even more exotic, we suggest using toy cars or perhaps model aircraft to drive or fly these bombs to position. If you get enough tools, a large model boat towing a bomb may even be good. We can custom build these and smuggle them as 'toys'.

So do you wish to purchase the RPGs or Grenade Launchers or would you perfer the 'kids' way?

[END]

Encrypted Reply

The machine would depend on the job, the larger the job, the larger the cost, though it tapers off at a point.

Universal Exports

[END]

Encryption: Maximum

We would like to purchase four remote control planes and four remote control cars, each capable of carrying 500 grams and the requisite detonation equipment.

Encryption: Maximum

We would like to purchase four remote control planes and four remote control cars, each capable of carrying 500 grams and the requisite detonation equipment.

Encrypted Reply

We understand the need for recreation and the need for a happy family and we'll have no problem importing those toys for your children. We went and got a larger more professional model, including a model jet for your oldest. Though that one takes gasoline for fuel and only has an hour of flight time.

The order comes to $8000 with all the extra frills included inside the planes and cars.

Thank you.

Universal Exports
[END]

I've 25 Barbour class boats, I'm pretty sure adding 1 won't make much differance.

PROHT storefront does have a mid range, 35 mm man portable cannons, man portable UCAVs, various artillery rockets.

PROHT is glad that you offer to give us information on how to build RPG-7s, but we already have them.

PROHT will also provide HT-101 AFVs at no charge, they will be outfitte PROHT standard Mark IIB turrets, mounting a 35 mm canon, .50 cal MG, pump action AT rocket launcher, rear weapons rack fitted with 15 "Short 6" artillery rockets, and flamethrower, the AFV can easily accomadate 10 battle ready soldiers. These cost retail of $750K each, but will be provided at no cost.

Along with as many CM-249, CM-16, and CM-2 you'll need, we'll also provide RPG-7s, MC-5 mortars, your 60 mm Mortars and Thermobaric Hand Grenades, and upon special request, MMP-1 UCAVs.

PROHT will provide PROHT standard Artillery rockets only, they come in 6" short/long, 12", and 24"; we also have a "48" ICBM.

All the above is going to be provided at no charge.

PROHT has also specially procured a few jets from Phoenix Militia and commandeered some similar planes from Chitzeland. PROHT also stmbled upon a few ungaurded Chitzi Tanks. These will be yours to use (provided you return what isn't used up)

PROHT will allow $15 billion more and you will be joined with PROHT, Chitzi, Coalition and other mercenary units. Due to confidentiality, the other mercenary parties choose to remain anonymouse to everyone else in order to prevent Parthian retaliation against their homeland.

The other Mercenary group is to act as your guide, without them you most likely would be going on a suicide mission, their fee was the other $15 billion, and that money was considered better spent on someone who knew what to expect.

OOC:
The attached units are a 'security device' to prevent stereotypical Mafia treachery.

The other group was chosen for their extensive knowledge of how the Parthian military works, they're sort of an expert in that area.

PROHT hired "Executive Outcomes"* as your guide.
*Psyudonymn

I've 25 Barbour class boats, I'm pretty sure adding 1 won't make much differance.

PROHT storefront does have a mid range, 35 mm man portable cannons, man portable UCAVs, various artillery rockets.

PROHT is glad that you offer to give us information on how to build RPG-7s, but we already have them.

PROHT will also provide HT-101 AFVs at no charge, they will be outfitte PROHT standard Mark IIB turrets, mounting a 35 mm canon, .50 cal MG, pump action AT rocket launcher, rear weapons rack fitted with 15 "Short 6" artillery rockets, and flamethrower, the AFV can easily accomadate 10 battle ready soldiers. These cost retail of $750K each, but will be provided at no cost.

Along with as many CM-249, CM-16, and CM-2 you'll need, we'll also provide RPG-7s, MC-5 mortars, your 60 mm Mortars and Thermobaric Hand Grenades, and upon special request, MMP-1 UCAVs.

PROHT will provide PROHT standard Artillery rockets only, they come in 6" short/long, 12", and 24"; we also have a "48" ICBM.

All the above is going to be provided at no charge.

PROHT has also specially procured a few jets from Phoenix Militia and commandeered some similar planes from Chitzeland. PROHT also stmbled upon a few ungaurded Chitzi Tanks. These will be yours to use (provided you return what isn't used up)

PROHT will allow $15 billion more and you will be joined with PROHT, Chitzi, Coalition and other mercenary units. Due to confidentiality, the other mercenary parties choose to remain anonymouse to everyone else in order to prevent Parthian retaliation against their homeland.

The other Mercenary group is to act as your guide, without them you most likely would be going on a suicide mission, their fee was the other $15 billion, and that money was considered better spent on someone who knew what to expect.

OOC:
The attached units are a 'security device' to prevent stereotypical Mafia treachery.

The other group was chosen for their extensive knowledge of how the Parthian military works, they're sort of an expert in that area.

PROHT hired "Executive Outcomes"* as your guide.
*Psyudonymn

OOC: Right, I'll join the RP soon, as for hte man portable 35mm cannon, we have a 20mm Assault cannon, essentially a copy of a Kraven Design but modified heavily.

I will need a total of 5 million standard soldier packs. The amount in full will be paid in a total of 500 chaques, each wired through every one of 50 000 bankers. Just try to find me, you fools. My budget is to protect my economy, and i dont care of every one of my petty townsfolk dies doing it. Any additional logistics can be figured out through telegram. I expect the order ON MY DOORSTEP by this Friday. Figure it out.

I will need a total of 5 million standard soldier packs. The amount in full will be paid in a total of 500 chaques, each wired through every one of 50 000 bankers. Just try to find me, you fools. My budget is to protect my economy, and i dont care of every one of my petty townsfolk dies doing it. Any additional logistics can be figured out through telegram. I expect the order ON MY DOORSTEP by this Friday. Figure it out.

Encrypted Reply

You have been warned for sassing the computerized order system and demanding express shipping without paying extra.

You have also been warned for not being able to pay for the products mentioned. Our crediting service discovered that your nation's budget is 25% less than the order you mentioned.

Also your attempt at trying to confuse the computer and pay in a terribly unverifiable way is probably an attempt at scamming us.

We know where you live.

[END]

OOC: Best part about operating a black market storefront, I can and probably will assassinate people.

BUMP for our first fighter aircraft the Folland Gnat which bested the F-86 Sabres in the various wars between India and Pakistan (in India's favor).

Folland Gnat! Get it while it is hot.

From: Claudius Griffincrest, CEO of Griffincrest Oil Inc.
To: Leafanisti Securities Firm

We have been recently developing deals with other nations, that many of these nations are not fond of. In order to....help persuade them, we would like to place an order for 1,000 Gnat fighters. The 125,000,000$ will be wired shortly. We also wish to acquire 10,000 AR-550 conscript rifles. The 1,900,000$ will also be send. We would prefer the standard 5.56 NATO rounds with those guns. Also, if we were to purchase a shipment of KC44's, as well as an assault boat, would this anger Kraven? Please ship these weapons soon.

From: Claudius Griffincrest, CEO of Griffincrest Oil Inc.
To: Leafanisti Securities Firm

We have been recently developing deals with other nations, that many of these nations are not fond of. In order to....help persuade them, we would like to place an order for 1,000 Gnat fighters. The 125,000,000$ will be wired shortly. We also wish to acquire 10,000 AR-550 conscript rifles. The 1,900,000$ will also be send. We would prefer the standard 5.56 NATO rounds with those guns. Also, if we were to purchase a shipment of KC44's, as well as an assault boat, would this anger Kraven? Please ship these weapons soon.

Encrypted Transmission

We are shipping the pesticide spraying aircraft, along with the maintainence equipment. Also we understand some of our products do infringe a copyright but we believe the risk is minimal that that ancient lawsuit will mean anything nowadays, especialy with the original party defunct. Thank you.

Universal Exports

[END]

An army officer calls, wondering weither you would be interested in a shipment of M-16's and ammo that have mysterily been lost while awaiting dilivery to Commonwealth infantry.

An army officer calls, wondering weither you would be interested in a shipment of M-16's and ammo that have mysterily been lost while awaiting dilivery to Commonwealth infantry.

The man with a thick accent answers, "Yes, we are interested in this, I'll get one of my bosses."

A man with a more neutral accent answered, "How much equipment do you plan on selling?"

The first shipment will be 5,000 guns and 10,000 boxes of ammuntion, in the future we may have bigger shipments and more powerfull equipment to sell.

The first shipment will be 5,000 guns and 10,000 boxes of ammuntion, in the future we may have bigger shipments and more powerfull equipment to sell.

"Astounding, we'll pay you $7 million for the entire shipment. We can dock a ship wherever you choose, do we have a deal?"

Army officer: "I think that can work. Deposit the money in (notoriously descrete neutral country's national bank branch in local city) and send the ship to the dock in Saint Laboree."

"A cargo plane disappeared from Esmund International Airport today." A scrambled voice comes from the other end of the phone. "It was carrying components for one thousand CT-3 pistols. These were specially constructed for the Siapian Intelligence service. They are made from reinforced plastic and ceramics and are easily concealed in pockets. they can't be picked up by metal detectors and are easily missed by manual searches. Call me at this number if you are interested." The number was registered as a payphone in The Community.

Encryption: Maximum
From: The Player
We have need to dispose of a single powerful exoskeleton (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=486037). Make an offer.

Army officer: "I think that can work. Deposit the money in (notoriously descrete neutral country's national bank branch in local city) and send the ship to the dock in Saint Laboree."

"Will do, we are contacting a nearby ship."

A Barbour-class supply ship which was shipping a load of KF3 rifles along with a mercenary team was redirected to pick up the shipment.

"A cargo plane disappeared from Emund International Airport today." A scrambled voice comes from the other end of the phone. "It was carrying components for one thousand CT-3 pistols. These were specially constructed for the Siapian Intelligence service. They are made from reinforced plastic and ceramics and are easily concealed in pockets. they can't be picked up by metal detectors and are easily missed by manual searches. Call me at this number if you are interested." The number was registered as a payphone in The Community.

Another boss called the phone again, (to save time I'm assuming someone picked up and we know is it about hte cargo plane), "I understand you have a plane load of stuff for us, and we would like to know the stats on the CT-3 before purchasing."

Encryption: Maximum
From: The Player
We have need to dispose of a single powerful exoskeleton. Make an offer.

Highly-Encrypted Reply

Dispose? We don't usually offer such a service, we'll give you $20,000 for it, we don't have much use for such a novelty beyond stripping it for its parts. It'd be too high profile to sell anyway.

[END]

Acknowledged. Payment into any of the following accounts. Please give an area for the exoskeleton to be delivered.

OOC: Just to be sure, by dispose he just meant he needed to be rid of it.

Acknowledged. Payment into any of the following accounts. Please give an area for the exoskeleton to be delivered.

OOC: Just to be sure, by dispose he just meant he needed to be rid of it.

OOC: Oh, right, we'll strip it for parts and use the guns to build assualt cannons which I'll soon be adding to the storefront! Yeah me!

Encrypted Reply

We understand, money wired, we have a DC-10 that is leaving as a cargo flight, put it there.

[END]

OOC: Oh, right, we'll strip it for parts and use the guns to build assualt cannons which I'll soon be adding to the storefront! Yeah me!

Encrypted Reply

We understand, money wired, we have a DC-10 that is leaving as a cargo flight, put it there.

[END]

OOC: I'm sure you can find some purpose for the armor.

OOC: I'm sure you can find some purpose for the armor.

OOC: I'm assuming it is like the other powered armours I see around. Massive diesel packs or dangerous Lithium-ion batteries. Or if they run off an external thing at first, it is utterly useless. Probably worth more for the electronics and gun parts. The rest of it will be melted down and made into armour for battle buses.

OOC: I'm assuming it is like the other powered armours I see around. Massive diesel packs or dangerous Lithium-ion batteries. Or if they run off an external thing at first, it is utterly useless. Probably worth more for the electronics and gun parts. The rest of it will be melted down and made into armour for battle buses.

OOC: I meant the armor as in the armor plating, not the exoskelton itself. I was considering fuel cells, with a solar power extra little boost.

OOC: I meant the armor as in the armor plating, not the exoskelton itself. I was considering fuel cells, with a solar power extra little boost.

OOC: Oh, well, it'll armour the stuff I build. Anywho, I need to get back to writing descriptions. Are there any categories I really lack in? Anyone want anything? I'll be giving away guns again to people who answer.

OOC: Well, you are kind of small in the naval department. I'd suggest you add a cargo ship that could be loaded with explosives, manned with skeleton crew, etc. Possibly also a speedboat and/or luxury yacht.

OOC: Well, you are kind of small in the naval department. I'd suggest you add a cargo ship that could be loaded with explosives, manned with skeleton crew, etc. Possibly also a speedboat and/or luxury yacht.

OOC: I was thinking that too

IC:

Encrypted Transmission to the True Aesonic Church

We've heard of Ezhon's [sic?] troubles recently and for his great patronage, we are sending a care package of 10 M-16A3s with 2 clips each. Thank you.

[END]

BUMP for hte AC-20 Assault Cannon.
Coming soon: More Russian MGs, More Naval Equipment.

The scrambled voice responded, "The CT-3 is essentially a Siapian knockoff of the Walther PPK, but slightly smaller, uses different calibers and is made of non-metllic materials. It was designed specifically for infiltration and assasination type operations. There are two types, at least there were two types on the plane. The CT-3a has a larger caliber than the CT-3b."

He read off the stats:

Weight Unloaded: 560 g
Length: 148 mm
Caliber: .25 ACP, 10 mm Kurz
Clip Size: 7

"There aren't any fully assembled guns on the plane, but if your clever, you should be able to reverse engineer the design and build them for yourselves."

The scrambled voice responded, "The CT-3 is essentially a Siapian knockoff of the Walther PPK, but slightly smaller, uses different calibers and is made of non-metllic materials. It was designed specifically for infiltration and assasination type operations. There are two types, at least there were two types on the plane. The CT-3a has a larger caliber than the CT-3b."

He read off the stats:

Weight Unloaded: 560 g
Length: 148 mm
Caliber: .25 ACP, 10 mm Kurz
Clip Size: 7

"There aren't any fully assembled guns on the plane, but if your clever, you should be able to reverse engineer the design and build them for yourselves."

"We understand, how does $10 million sound? It is a good price and should pay you back nicely. You get to keep the plane of course."

Bump for the RPD, RPK, Slim-class Cargo ship and Minute-class Hydrofoil (Luxury and Military Version)

"We understand, how does $10 million sound? It is a good price and should pay you back nicely. You get to keep the plane of course."

"This will do. My organization would like to purchase 5 of the transport variants of the Mi-2 Hoplite helicopter, and 100 mafia goon kits, with dark gray as the color of the uniform. The total is $881,000, which we would like to deduct from our royalties." The scrambled voice continued, "Unfortunately, our organization would prefer not to collect currencies and would prefer to be paid in gold. If this is feasible, we will transport the materials ourselves. Also, I was wondering if you would be interested in purchasing a design we have for an old-fashioned cigarrete boat? Smuggling is an excellent business these days..." the voice trailed off.

"Will do, we are contacting a nearby ship."

A Barbour-class supply ship which was shipping a load of KF3 rifles along with a mercenary team was redirected to pick up the shipment.

Officier: "Excellent the shipment will be waiting for you." With that he hung up the phone and sent his men in the two trucks down to the docks. The guards had been paid off and it was only a mater of waiting.

Army Officer "We have a shipment of 500 mp5s we would like to have moved to paradise city. In addition we would like to purchase 5 blocks of C12, 14 cans of C8, and 50 of those Mafia uniforms delvered to the same location."

"This will do. My organization would like to purchase 5 of the transport variants of the Mi-2 Hoplite helicopter, and 100 mafia goon kits, with dark gray as the color of the uniform. The total is $881,000, which we would like to deduct from our royalties." The scrambled voice continued, "Unfortunately, our organization would prefer not to collect currencies and would prefer to be paid in gold. If this is feasible, we will transport the materials ourselves. Also, I was wondering if you would be interested in purchasing a design we have for an old-fashioned cigarrete boat? Smuggling is an excellent business these days..." the voice trailed off.

"Of course, we'll wire the difference from the original payoff. And we would like to see the specifications for the old-fashioned cigarrette boat. If it is good we'll give you another Mi-2 Hoplite."

Army Officer "We have a shipment of 500 mp5s we would like to have moved to paradise city. In addition we would like to purchase 5 blocks of C12, 14 cans of C8, and 50 of those Mafia uniforms delvered to the same location."

"We see, we have been meaning to stock the MP-5 and this will be very useful to our efforts. How about $1.5 million and we don't charge for your order?"

BUMP for CT-3 Covert Pistol and MP5 SMG.

Bump.

"Of course, we'll wire the difference from the original payoff. And we would like to see the specifications for the old-fashioned cigarrette boat. If it is good we'll give you another Mi-2 Hoplite."


"Unfortunately, there was a slight mishap, and we will be unable to provide you with the cigarrette boats at this time." The scrambled voice replied with a hinto of disappointment. (OOC: Too tired, too lazy. I'll put it up with some other items in the near future) "However, we are still able to provide you with the original merchandise promised. If it could be arranged that we receive our pay in gold or silver, we will provide shipping for these transactions."

"We see, we have been meaning to stock the MP-5 and this will be very useful to our efforts. How about $1.5 million and we don't charge for your order?"[/QUOTE]
"if you were to add say 150 AK-47 this would work."

[Encrypted Message]

From: Axl Rose
To: Leafanistani Mafia

Hello.

I am interested in purchasing a single Slim Class Cargo ship.

Please have a very small crew sail to this point [#######] in international waters. They should also have a means of getting off the vessel and back to a Mafia outpost. Otherwise bad things could happen to them. However, do not tail the cargo ship too closely. Any encroaching units will be treated as hostile.

"Unfortunately, there was a slight mishap, and we will be unable to provide you with the cigarrette boats at this time." The scrambled voice replied with a hinto of disappointment. (OOC: Too tired, too lazy. I'll put it up with some other items in the near future) "However, we are still able to provide you with the original merchandise promised. If it could be arranged that we receive our pay in gold or silver, we will provide shipping for these transactions."

Encrypted Reply

Of course, we'll ship via a DC-10 with the silver. Do you mind if we have hidden it in some stolen sedans. You just have to tear open every space and your silver will be there.

"if you were to add say 150 AK-47 this would work."

"150 AK-47s? You are pushing it, but how about 120 AK-47s and a box of chocolates?"

[Encrypted Message]

From: Axl Rose
To: Leafanistani Mafia

Hello.

I am interested in purchasing a single Slim Class Cargo ship.

Please have a very small crew sail to this point [#######] in international waters. They should also have a means of getting off the vessel and back to a Mafia outpost. Otherwise bad things could happen to them. However, do not tail the cargo ship too closely. Any encroaching units will be treated as hostile.

Encrypted Reply

We have no reason to believe you are hostile or worthy of being followed. That isn't our style. We shall ship the cargo ship and leave, do you mind if we trail it with another cargo ship and have our men offload onto that one? The crews do need to return.

Encrypted Reply

We have no reason to believe you are hostile or worthy of being followed. That isn't our style. We shall ship the cargo ship and leave, do you mind if we trail it with another cargo ship and have our men offload onto that one? The crews do need to return.

[Encrypted Response]

This is perfectly acceptable. Another cargo ship can be tracked.

The funds have been wired. Thank you for your product.

[Encrypted Response]

This is perfectly acceptable. Another cargo ship can be tracked.

The funds have been wired. Thank you for your product.

Encrypted Reply

We are shipping our cargo ship as per the agreement, thank you.

Universal Exports

BUMP
Finished posting the remainder of the AC-XX series. These make grenade launchers and heavy machine guns like the 14.5mm and the 15.5mm look like pea shooters.

Encrypted Reply

Of course, we'll ship via a DC-10 with the silver. Do you mind if we have hidden it in some stolen sedans. You just have to tear open every space and your silver will be there.

"This is acceptable. My men will be waiting for you at freight warehouse 72 at Esmund International Airport. If you are interested, we have also procured a load of ammunition designed for these pistols. It was difficult, and we only managed to take one hundred clips of each caliber. The bullets are made of a polymer composite on a sharpened tip for increased penetration to compensate for the lighter weight and lower stopping power. The points on these bullets degrade immediately when they come into contact with salt water, or blood for that matter, so that the bullets become more like a hollowpoint when they enter a body. The only setback is they don't last in the long term unless they're sealed in airtight containers."

From Claudius Griffincrest, CEO of Griffincrest Oil Inc.

My son seems to have caused numerous problems that need solving. To resolve this, we will need a half million more AR-550's, one Mi-2 gunship, and 10 of those Kraven attack boats. The 95,257,500$ is being wired. Thank you.

From Claudius Griffincrest, CEO of Griffincrest Oil Inc.

My son seems to have caused numerous problems that need solving. To resolve this, we will need a half million more AR-550's, one Mi-2 gunship, and 10 of those Kraven attack boats. The 95,257,500$ is being wired. Thank you.

Encrypted Reply

We are shipping and due to a supply shortage, we currently are replacing the GPMG with the AC-20 with a 75 round belt box. Thank you.

Universal Exports

[END]

BUMP for Swiss Army Knife and Black BDU

BUMP for Cigarette Boat and MFI-9B MiniCOIN aircraft. Yum.

Maximum Encryption

We at Jaredcohenia would like to purchase
5,000,000 grams (5,000 kilograms) of C12 for
the price of 6,000,000 USD. The money will
be wired as soon as confirmed. Thank you.

Jaredcohenian Government

Maximum Encryption

We at Jaredcohenia would like to purchase
5,000,000 grams (5,000 kilograms) of C12 for
the price of 6,000,000 USD. The money will
be wired as soon as confirmed. Thank you.

Jaredcohenian Government

Encrypted Reply

Thank you for your order, it will be shipped as soon as possible. May we interest you in other products in the same vien. Perhaps some shaving cream?

[END]

Maximum Encryption

Heh. We are sorry. We at Jaredcohenia
prefer the electric shaver, rather than the
razor requiring shaving cream. Do you by
chance have any toilet paper? We need
several rolls of the stuff.

Jaredcohenian Government

Maximum Encryption

Heh. We are sorry. We at Jaredcohenia
prefer the electric shaver, rather than the
razor requiring shaving cream. Do you by
chance have any toilet paper? We need
several rolls of the stuff.

Jaredcohenian Government

Maximum Encrypted Reply

Ok, time to cut the crap, do you mean explosive strip, like a roll of paper coated in plastic explosive? We can talk here, this channel is secure.

[END]

Encrypted Message

Oh. We thought you were talking about the real toilet
paper. You know, the kind you use to clean up after
one goes to the bathroom. But anyways, we would
something that would, when used as regular toilet paper,
combust or explode. You wouldn't happen to have any of
that, would you?

Jaredcohenian Government

Encrypted Message

Oh. We thought you were talking about the real toilet
paper. You know, the kind you use to clean up after
one goes to the bathroom. But anyways, we would
something that would, when used as regular toilet paper,
combust or explode. You wouldn't happen to have any of
that, would you?

Jaredcohenian Government

Encrypted Reply

We'll ship the normal toliet paper, about a ton of it, and 50 rolls of plastisized sodium toliet paper. When exposed to any liquid it bursts into flames, the layer of non-water resisitant plastic ensures that it won't be compromised early. Just remove the wrapping and let someone use it. The 50 rolls of detonating toliet paper are the ones in the green wrapping, so we'll charge $32,000 for the whole order. If anything we look more legitimate.

[END]

Maximum Encryption

THe $6,032,000 has been wired.

Maximum Encryption

THe $6,032,000 has been wired.

Encrypted Message

We are shipping your order of insulation and toilet paper. Thank you.

Universal Exports
[END]

Encrypted Message

Hello. I am Max Granwell, former President of Mystery Max, the Kahanistanian fast-food chain, sold out by the board of directors.

I would like to obtain, discreetly, 500 Insurgency Kits. The $1,000,000 USD will be wired from a Swiss bank account under the name of Malik Abdul Shaitan.

Thank you very much for your time.

Encrypted Message

Hello. I am Max Granwell, former President of Mystery Max, the Kahanistanian fast-food chain, sold out by the board of directors.

I would like to obtain, discreetly, 500 Insurgency Kits. The $1,000,000 USD will be wired from a Swiss bank account under the name of Malik Abdul Shaitan.

Thank you very much for your time.

Encrypted Reply

We understand, and this line is secure. An unnamed party has paid for 40 82mm Mortars, and 20 RPG-7s. We are shipping.

Thank you.

[END]

Bump for toilet paper. ;)

From Claudius Griffincrest, CEO, Griffincrest Oil Inc

We are looking to re-arm our corporate army. What do you suggest. Also, we are going to need a cheap, light tank, that excels at desert warfare. What do you think you can cook up.

We also need 10 slim class cargo ships. The 5 million dollars is being wired.

From Claudius Griffincrest, CEO, Griffincrest Oil Inc

We are looking to re-arm our corporate army. What do you suggest. Also, we are going to need a cheap, light tank, that excels at desert warfare. What do you think you can cook up.

Secure Reply

We suggest something that clearly defines your corporate army as corporate. We suggest the Black BDU, in fact we can cook up a Corporate Security Package for you, as for cheap-light tank that excels at desert warfare, the M51 Isherman tank was the main Israeli Tank in the various wars and it destroyed the then modern Soviet Tanks that Egypt, Jordan and Syria fielded.

Please hold while we make a Corporate Security Package.

Your order for Slim-class Cargo Ships have been filled, thank you.
[END]

From: Mercosis Abteilung der Kriegsmaterialien

We require:
Stalhelm M1942 fibreglass helmet x 400,000
M9 bayonet x 400,000
Telo Mimetico BDUs x 400,000

Total of $103.6 million wired

From: Mercosis Abteilung der Kriegsmaterialien

We require:
Stalhelm M1942 fibreglass helmet x 400,000
M9 bayonet x 400,000
Telo Mimetico BDUs x 400,000

Total of $103.6 million wired

Encrypted Reply

We are shipping the work helmets, saw blades, and tent canvas. Thank you.

Universal Exports

[END]

BUMP For
Removal of Mafia Soldiers
Light and Heavy Corporate Security Package
Kevlar Vests
Ceremic Inserts

Thank you for assembling those packages. We will take 10,000 heavy corporate packages. The $40,000,000 will be sent. We would like the griffincrest logo to be sewed on somewhere please.

Thanks Again,
Claudius Griffincrest

A little boy, with a crutch for he couldn't walk, due to his lack of a leg, walked over to the base. "My boss wants you to read this..." It was a piece of paper.

We need to know how much "insulation" a building, say, 20 storiesm tall, would need. I'm sure you know what kind of "insulation" I mean.

Ivanovich, Jaredcohenian Mob

Thank you for assembling those packages. We will take 10,000 heavy corporate packages. The $40,000,000 will be sent. We would like the griffincrest logo to be sewed on somewhere please.

Thanks Again,
Claudius Griffincrest

Encrypted Reply

We are shipping as per your orders, thank you.

Universal Exports

[END]

A little boy, with a crutch for he couldn't walk, due to his lack of a leg, walked over to the base. "My boss wants you to read this..." It was a piece of paper.

We need to know how much "insulation" a building, say, 20 storiesm tall, would need. I'm sure you know what kind of "insulation" I mean.

Ivanovich, Jaredcohenian Mob

Encrypted Reply

We are assuming about 4 blocks worth, probably one on each side just to be safe and not allow any heat or cold to escape.

[END]

Encrypted Message

I'm assuming that would make it 2 kilos, making it $2400. Money has been wired.

Ivanovich, Jaredcohenian Mafia

Encrypted Message

I'm assuming that would make it 2 kilos, making it $2400. Money has been wired.

Ivanovich, Jaredcohenian Mafia

Encrypted Reply

We are shipping the insulation now. Thank you

Universal Exports.

[END]

Encryption: Maximum
From: New Aeson
To: Universal Exports

We desire to purchase 100,000 Standard Soldier Package

$400,000,000 US

500 M51 Isherman

$125,000,000

500 M50 155mm Howister

$125,000,000

Total: $650,000,000

We have included the location of a certain beach. Upon delivery to the beach, you will find payment in full. Please leave the materials on the beach and take the money.

Encryption: Maximum
From: New Aeson
To: Universal Exports

We desire to purchase 100,000 Standard Soldier Package

$400,000,000 US

500 M51 Isherman

$125,000,000

500 M50 155mm Howister

$125,000,000

Total: $650,000,000

We have included the location of a certain beach. Upon delivery to the beach, you will find payment in full. Please leave the materials on the beach and take the money.

Encrypted Transmission

We understand your situation and are including 45000 tents, and 30 AC-23 cannons with belts.

[END]

Encrypted Transmission

We understand your situation and are including 45000 tents, and 30 AC-23 cannons with belts.

[END]

OOC: And it's not even the Ehznoists this time. You know, I'm really starting to like this storefront. Incidentally, I think Kraven's done nuking me if you want to loot The Homeland before Jaredcohenia steals it.

I'll buy a luger. How much?

I'll buy a luger. How much?

OOC: You know what, lets just ignore the part where it says the price.

IC:

The automated system cannot understand your request, and customer service has declined to help, please state again.

OOC: And it's not even the Ehznoists this time. You know, I'm really starting to like this storefront. Incidentally, I think Kraven's done nuking me if you want to loot The Homeland before Jaredcohenia steals it.

OOC: What do you have to loot?

OOC: You know what, lets just ignore the part where it says the price.

IC:

The automated system cannot understand your request, and customer service has declined to help, please state again.



OOC: What do you have to loot?

OOC: Meh. Well, not all that much would have survived, I suppose, but there's basic weaponry, and probably some of those Einherri suits. Actually, come to think of it I was more or less literally glassed. So... Glass! Nice souvenir piece for the morbid type. By a piece of one of the most literally glassed countries ever!

OOC-Im sorry for not know how to do this but im new, and what do you do about money, and what are the weopons for, once again sorry but could you plz explain this to me?

OOC: Meh. Well, not all that much would have survived, I suppose, but there's basic weaponry, and probably some of those Einherri suits. Actually, come to think of it I was more or less literally glassed. So... Glass! Nice souvenir piece for the morbid type. By a piece of one of the most literally glassed countries ever!

OOC: The Jaredcohenians just want the land, not whats on it >_>

OOC-Im sorry for not know how to do this but im new, and what do you do about money, and what are the weopons for, once again sorry but could you plz explain this to me?

Read the stickies. (threads at the top of the forum page)

To:Weopon Importers
From:The King of Antiom

I am currently in the process of building an army, so i would like to purchse these items:

28000 Soldier Packs with Ak 101's and M203's
$112,000,000 US

1000 Heavy Corporate Soldiers Packages
$4,000,000

27000 Army Uniforms
$6,750,000

1000 Black BDU Uniforms
$100,000

TOTAL: $122,850,000 US

Also if you could please give me $100,000,000 US worth of tents, ammo, and anything else i might need I will add that on to the total amount of money i owe you. I have given you the locations of my military base, and have wired you $222,850,000 US.

Sincerely,
King Haera of Antiom