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ALERT !
OutpostCommand and The Helghan Empire are going to war with The Borman Empire.
Any contributions to this war would be highly appreciated.
Please send me a telegram if you wish to join us, and ill give you a briefing.

tag

Why ?? He is my ally, and i if the situation requires, i will help to create your downfall.

Thank you for not doing this:

Im InVaDiNg HiM MUUHAHAAHAHAH

:) :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:

OOC: Oh dear. One massive all out dog pile coming right up.

OOC: Oh dear. One massive all out dog pile coming right up.


I agree...not fun, though it seems to be an NS staple habit

also, I'd shorten your sig to 8 lines or less before a moderator does it for you :)

OOC: Willink is a strained ally, so most of the SWC will remain neutral in this war. Probably, I suggest you close it quickly before 400 nations come to crush you.

Also, why?

OOC: why? my guess is to show the world he can (not)win a war with The Borman Empire.

OOC: Willink is a strained ally, so most of the SWC will remain neutral in this war. Probably, I suggest you close it quickly before 400 nations come to crush you.

Also, why?

Sometimes, with NS, as I'm sure you know, the better question to ask, pertaining to why one goes to war, is not "why?" but, instead "Why not?"

People toss there troops into the grinder for shits and giggles 'round here, I swear to God

But, he's just trying to get his foot in the door, so, cut the dude some slack. At least his post had some substance to it. Also, he didn’t use those damned smilies!

OutpostCommand, read the stickies, and welcome to NS

To whom it may concern,

Greetings to you. I write to you in response to your recent declaration of war against the Bormon Empire. It seems to be, as some may say, quite 'out of the blue', as I have heard very little about your nation until this point. I have certainly not heard anything which would prompt a war. Certainly not a war which could be as disastrous for oneself such as this.

With that in mind, you may find that you will receive a more 'enthusiastic' response if you were to actually include the reasoning for this war in your correspondence. As it stands, this makes you look very much like the aggressor, which isolates you from all but the most aggressive nations -- after all, what peace-loving nations are likely to assist you in an unprovoked attack against the Bormon Empire? If anything they are more likely to side with Bormon. Well, with politics as they are in this neck of the woods, the term 'peace loving' is somewhat of a misnomer, but that is beside the point. Money will be a major concern of any nation, and wars with no purpose against a nation such as Bormon are rarely worthwhile in anybody's eyes.

If, however, you had a legitimate reason for war beyond pulling their name out of a hat, you would notice a markedly different response. Nations may come rushing to your aid if it turns out you are only acting in self-defence, or to throw off the chains of tyranny. Perhaps the Bormon Empire has wronged you in some way we are not aware of? These sorts of things would allow for much greater support against Bormon than you are likely to receive at present. Even if it means falsifying evidence...?

Good luck to you. I cannot assist you regardless of your reasons, as I must skulk back into the shadows from whence I came and continue to be a puppet master for the time being.

Sincerely,

Molyneux

Prince Molyneux,
Unknown Location.

***Official Government Message***

We feel that it is not needed for the Pure Socialist Holy Empire to get into this as the Borman Empire can hold his own. A nation of 2.203 Billion can easily smack down a nation of 10 Million, it's a proven fact. We will though send any financial aid that is needed by the Borman Empire if they so desire it.

Leafanistan wishes if the Borman Empire would be so kind as to let Leafanistan have an area to grow crops on. For the children of course.

...as you begin to see already. You're going to need to explain yourselves if you hope to survive this, leaders of OutpostCommand.

Sincerely,

Molyneux

Prince Molyneux,
Unknown Location.

…Encrypting…
…2VX Encryption…

Official Imperial Communiqué:

To: OutpostCommand
From: Chancellor Licinius

We wish to know why you have declared war upon our nation. Besides one message you sent us a while ago where you claimed one of our kidnapped workers had told you we were trying to build something we had already built and utilized multiple times, we have had absolutely no contact with your nation. The message came from nowhere and is ludicrous as no worker has gone missing and we’ve already constructed defensive installations. If you are insistent on war we will make sure you are annexed before you can pose a threat. We’d like to remind you that we are billions larger than your nation; the population of some of our cities rivals that of your entire nation. Our marines division is more than twice the size of your nation, and we have international support. Your existence would be ended surely and speedily. Now, why do you want to rage a war in which you have no chance for victory?

End Transmission

Yay, someone to overun with my new army group!

this'll be interesting

OOC: Borman will win in two moves.

OOC: Borman will win in two moves.
OOC:

I say three.

1.) Landing soldiers

2.) Them raping

3.) Me making whores of their women and raising my flag over their land, I mean...raising my flag and celebrating with good clean wholesome fun.

We should just annex the whole country and make it UNA-nistan

OOC:

I say three.

1.) Landing soldiers

2.) Them raping

3.) Me making whores of their women and raising my flag over their land, I mean...raising my flag and celebrating with good clean wholesome fun.

OOC: It's always with the raping, isn't it?

tag..

OOC:
I'm wondering why The Helghan Empire and OutpostCommand havent replied to this thread. Are they afraid of getting their asses handed to them on a platter?

EDIT:
And personally i think OutpostCommand is Helghan's puppet, but thats just me....

OOC:
I'm wondering why The Helghan Empire and OutpostCommand havent replied to this thread. Are they afraid of getting their asses handed to them on a platter?

EDIT:
And personally i think OutpostCommand is Helghan's puppet, but thats just me....

I have three theories:

1) Puppet wanting to screw people over.
2) The other two aren't in it, and OutpostCommand just picked random names.
3) They are in it, but don't put any priority on this to post.

Willink will be sending the Super-Battlecruiser WNF- Rousell City to sit off their coast and laugh at them.

A few things.

1. OOC: I hate when how this happens, it doesn't actually become a dogpile, just a pile of bigger nations sitting around discussing dogpiles and how screwed the other guy is at his expense. Not that I'm gonna complain on his behalf, but the guy's either insane, in which case we feel sorry for him, or trying to get started in NS in an unadvisable but acheivable way. So why not just roll with it and let Borman kill his ass? He did ask for it.

2. IC: The Imperial War Fleet is standing by for unconventional warfare employed by the aggressors, as they must have some reason why they believe they can withstand the might of the Borman Empire, our close ally and co-member of the CAD. Relief supplies, bio suits, and volunteer rescue teams are prepared to deal with any sort of terrorist assault.

A few things.

1. OOC: I hate when how this happens, it doesn't actually become a dogpile, just a pile of bigger nations sitting around discussing dogpiles and how screwed the other guy is at his expense. Not that I'm gonna complain on his behalf, but the guy's either insane, in which case we feel sorry for him, or trying to get started in NS in an unadvisable but acheivable way. So why not just roll with it and let Borman kill his ass? He did ask for it.

2. IC: The Imperial War Fleet is standing by for unconventional warfare employed by the aggressors, as they must have some reason why they believe they can withstand the might of the Borman Empire, our close ally and co-member of the CAD. Relief supplies, bio suits, and volunteer rescue teams are prepared to deal with any sort of terrorist assault.

OOC: He could be a puppet. I don't like the sound of the word 'Outpost' in his name...

OOC: I'm almost sure he's a puppet, but oh well.

My dear sirs,
no doubt you underestimate me.
Anyone here heard of 'antimatter' ? No ? well.....my nation has recently invented this substance.
2.5 nano-grams can destroy pretty much everything within a 10 mile radius.
I plan to move my artillery in close (50 miles)to key points in your nation,
and open fire with antimatter shells containing 10 nano-grams each.
With this tactic, a nation containing a 2.2 billion population will very quickly become nothing but barren wasteland and rubble.
My troops have been under heavy fire for the last 24hrs after we landed and tried to secure a vast empty space to let out our mobile artillery units.
In under 1hr we will have this area, and we will deploy the mobile artillery units, and 30 mins after that, well, you can figure that out.
All I can pretty much say to The Borman Empire is "Goodbye".
Ps:I recommend you evacuate as quickly as possible sir, otherwise there will be VERY many casulaties.
Pps: Do NOT bother sending in reinforcements to aid you current forces, otherwise they will be destroyed before they can get within 250 miles of us.
Helicopter reinforcements wont work either, we have set up many SAM sites, so no chance of you getting close.
Your nation have roughly 1hr 30mins left.
General Hamilton*
Second in command of OutpostCommands army.

Message to The Borman Empire > Remember, a cornered enemy is a dangerous enemy.
General Hamilton.

My dear sirs,
no doubt you underestimate me.
Anyone here heard of 'antimatter' ? No ? well.....my nation has recently invented this substance.
2.5 nano-grams can destroy pretty much everything within a 10 mile radius.
I plan to move my artillery in close (50 miles)to key points in your nation,
and open fire with antimatter shells containing 10 nano-grams each.
With this tactic, a nation containing a 2.2 billion population will very quickly become nothing but barren wasteland and rubble.
My troops have been under heavy fire for the last 24hrs after we landed and tried to secure a vast empty space to let out our mobile artillery units.
In under 1hr we will have this area, and we will deploy the mobile artillery units, and 30 mins after that, well, you can figure that out.
All I can pretty much say to The Borman Empire is "Goodbye".
Ps:I recommend you evacuate as quickly as possible sir, otherwise there will be VERY many casulaties.
Pps: Do NOT bother sending in reinforcements to aid you current forces, otherwise they will be destroyed before they can get within 250 miles of us.
Helicopter reinforcements wont work either, we have set up many SAM sites, so no chance of you getting close.
Your nation have roughly 1hr 30mins left.
General Hamilton*
Second in command of OutpostCommands army.


You cant just say you landed on him and took some land, its godmodding. You have to Rp the landing.

The Emperor of Nebarri Prime seeing what OutpostCommand was doing to The Borman Empire and seeing the Antimatter used by OutpostCommand decide to fire I.G.N.O.R.E. cannons at OutpostCommand. honestly have you read the stikys?

Having been under severe fire from ground forces, OutpostCommands space vessels decided now was the first time to test the antimatter substance on the enemy.
General Peterson orders his men up 10,000ft and drops the first anti-matter bomb (containing 2.5 nanograms)
Leaving a large crater and a large amount of scattered limbs, The space vessels land in the crater only to be surrounded.
A heavy firefight occurs.
General Hamilton orders his men to use the antimatter 35mm grenades (fired from the OICW (The grenade contains a standard 0.00005 nanogram dose of antimatter)
The enemy, which was about to deploy armoured vechicles was quickly pulverised, and the vehicles in the process.
General Peterson orders his men to deploy the mobile artillery units...

Which side is the "axis"?

Towards Inglo city.

Message to the leader of The Borman Empire > Sir, you have 1hr left until my artillery units are ready to fire.

Which side is the "axis"?

(He is)


Willink asks you to stand down or face our wrath.

OutpostCommand, you are goddmoding. you cant use Anti-Matter enless Borman Empire says he is ok with you using FT. you do show skill for a new person to Rping but goddmoding is not the way to start.

(since i am new, forgive me)
what is a FT ?

MT is modern tech, which is stuff used in real life. PMT is like MT but with some other weapons that are under development in RL lik Tungsen Rods, EMP bombs and crap. Then is FT, which is future tech, using space-ships, lasers, anti-planet guns futuristic stuff.

i understand...hmm...

Swiilatia will join this war on the "axis" side.

But hold on...antmatter HAS been invented, but its just not been made public
ON WITH THE WAR !

Well....im honoured...do you really wish to join this war ? Ill fill you on with the briefing.
What is your nation name ?
Remember-The nations im taking on have roughly 2 billion population each.

Quote from Wiki

" An antimatter weapon is a hypothetical device using antimatter as a power source, a propellant, or an explosive for a weapon. Antimatter weapons do not exist outside fiction (such as Star Trek's photon torpedo)."

After constantly being attacked by Borman grunts, General Peterson thought it would be wise to set mines.
40 mine laying vehicles go and mine.
5 vehicles are destroyed by Broman grunts, the explosions are massive, and destroy soldiers on both sides.

Well....im honoured...do you really wish to join this war ? Ill fill you on with the briefing.
What is your nation name ?
Remember-The nations im taking on have roughly 2 billion population each.
Swilatia is a powerful nation, despite its small population (compared to the larger nations in this war) of about 1/4 of a billion. give me the breifing.

My dear sir,
Do you still doubt me ? Go on google and type up CERN.
That is the company that has proudly discovered this power source.

In fact, do not. go ,on google and type 'antimatter'.
Thatll show you.

yes and so will the book angels and demons!
But be serious man?
The've got the stuff but are in no way sure how to control it in any way.
I'm a believer that jesus was married to mary magdaline, but just cause Dan Brown put something in a book doesn't means its true.

Yes it has been inveted, im not stupid, but it cant be used as a weapon because:

"According to an article on the website of the CERN laboratories, which produces antimatter on a regular basis, "There is no possibility to make antimatter bombs for the same reason you cannot use it to store energy: we can't accumulate enough of it at high enough density. (...) If we could assemble all the antimatter we've ever made at CERN and annihilate it with matter, we would have enough energy to light a single electric light bulb for a few minutes."


There are two major obstacles on the way to the creation of antimatter weapons. First of all, creation of antimatter requires enormous amounts of energy. Even if it were possible to convert energy directly into particle/antiparticle pairs without any loss, a large-scale power plant generating 2000 MWe would take 25 hours to produce just one gram of antimatter. reality, all known technologies involve particle accelerators and they are highly inefficient, making the production of antimatter much more expensive. It is estimated that an antimatter factory could be operated at a cost of $25 billion per gram.

The second problem is the containment of antimatter. Antimatter annihilates with regular matter on contact, so it would be necessary to prevent contact, for example by producing antimatter in the form of solid charged or magnetized particles, and suspending them using electromagnetic fields in near-perfect vacuum.

See, now stop arguing.

Yeah!...so shut your mouth before i dance on your knees

OOC: RPing his losses, Godmode, please read the top few threads in International Incidents. Am I the only person who read them his first time here?

S**t !
Ive caught myself out.
I didnt even read the whole article myself. :eek:

While we wait for something to happen, try in beat my score of 2126 in
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/helicopter.shtml

The willink super-battle-cruiser Rousell city prepared to assault ground forces invading Borman empire. The ship unleashed 102 3M-14E (http://freehost25.websamba.com/yparmytwo/newpage6/ph460.jpg) Land-attack cruise missiles, aimed at enemy tanks, and communication centers on thr front lines. Its S-500 (http://www004.upp.so-net.ne.jp/hyoshi/ship/TP00F99-02.jpg) and S-400 (http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/russia/airdef/ru_s400.jpg) Naval SAM defenses were put on alert, awaiting a counter attack.

A beep sounded from his suitcase.
Instantly realising his army had minutes left, General Hamilton ordered his troops to set up the anti-missile system.
General Hamilton opened his briefcase to reveal a radar tracking the missile.
"Its a few hundred miles away, we have under a minute.Set up the anti-
missile !"
20 seconds pass.
"Hurry up !"
"Almost finished sir ! But i fear that we might not make it !" said the technician.
"IF YOU DONT, THEN ILL HAVE YOU PERSONALLY SHOT !" Hamilton barked.
10 seconds pass.
"150 miles !"
"Loading missiles".
15 seconds pass.
"75 miles !"
"FIRE !"
The cruise missile; 45 miles away, was hit by a missile that homed on to it.
"****" wheezed Hamilton, that was close.
A potable watchtower spotted roughly 300 grunts headed this way, complete with tanks and armoured personnel carriers. "Incoming !" shouted the watchman.
"Send 150 of ours, and be sure to give the ******** a HE frag from me."

Miles away, in Hinnjid city, a fire fight was breaking out on the urban battlefield.
"You have your orders Colonel, good luck to your and your platoon." shouted
Brigadier-General Johnson over the gunfire and explosions.
"With pleasure sir !" Uttered Colonel Grater.
His objectives were to eliminate at least 500 civilians.

A beep sounded from his suitcase.
Instantly realising his army had minutes left, General Hamilton ordered his troops to set up the anti-missile system.
General Hamilton opened his briefcase to reveal a radar tracking the missile.
"Its a few hundred miles away, we have under a minute.Set up the anti-
missile !"
20 seconds pass.
"Hurry up !"
"Almost finished sir ! But i fear that we might not make it !" said the technician.
"IF YOU DONT, THEN ILL HAVE YOU PERSONALLY SHOT !" Hamilton barked.
10 seconds pass.
"150 miles !"
"Loading missiles".
15 seconds pass.
"75 miles !"
"FIRE !"
The cruise missile; 45 miles away, was hit by a missile that homed on to it.
"****" wheezed Hamilton, that was close.
A potable watchtower spotted roughly 300 grunts headed this way, complete with tanks and armoured personnel carriers. "Incoming !" shouted the watchman.
"Send 150 of ours, and be sure to give the ******** a HE frag from me."

Miles away, in Hinnjid city, a fire fight was breaking out on the urban battlefield.
"You have your orders Colonel, good luck to your and your platoon." shouted
Brigadier-General Johnson over the gunfire and explosions.
"With pleasure sir !" Uttered Colonel Grater.
His objectives were to eliminate at least 500 civilians.

OOC- I fired 102 missiles, not 1

IC- 5 Willink AC-130's fly low at high speeds, were sent over the front line, aiming at OutpostCommand troops in defended emplacements with their 20mm amd 40mm cannons, and attacking enemy vehicles with the 105mm howitzer. Willink MiG-1.42's in Borman empire flew in at standoff range, and fired Kh-31P anti-radar missiles, which would fly in at mach 3.6 and knock out the radar allowing the SAMs to track Aircraft.

A few fighters have taken of from a Millitary Airfield outside Vilvek, Swilatia, headed for a factory in Borman Empire producing an SD platform.
Arnala Sallus, the Leader of the base said "our mission here is arrive in Borman Empire safely, then infiltrate the factory and stop the SD platform from being created."
The fighters then took off.

***Official Imperial Proclimation***

The Pure Socialist Holy Empire has decreed the following:
1. The Retreat of all troops associated with OutpostCommand and Swilatia.
2. The Immediate resignation of the leadership of OutpostCommand and Swilatia.
3. OutpostCommand and Swilatia will unconditionally allow the Shazbotdom Marine Corps to be stationed in OutpostCommand for a diration designated by Shazbotdom Marine Command.
4. OutpostCommand and Swilatia will unconditionally surrender to Borman Empire forces, giving them control over OutpostCommand territory.

If these conditions are not met, a total of 4,000 Supersonic Cruise Missiles will be launched at military targets within the nation of OutpostCommand and within the nation of Swilatia. Invasion of OutpostCommand and Swilatia is most likely in a situation like this one.

OOC: if he want's to be a n00b can I

IC: secret message to borman empire-the president has ordered that all nuclear silos be on full alert. We have enough nukes to kill his whole country and piss off his neighbors

the lukaslovakian army is being mobilised and the air force is currently being scrambled should this war turn uglier (n00bier) we will be forced to declare war

SECRET IC:
**At Fort Brigdanal (Undisclosed Location)**
The Brigadeer Generals in charge of all the different Divisions in Shazbotdom Marine Corps Company 1, under the leadership of 3 Star Gen. Andrew Thnal was assembling in the courtyard for a major briefing. The 1st Company, which comprised of over 3,825,000 Marines strong, was going to recieve new orders. No one knew what would be in store for this group of Marines in the comming days but they knew it would be something good. Brigadeer General George L. Hammond, who was leader of the 1st Division in the 1st Company (the best division one could be in) stood front and center near the podium that was set up for this meeting.

One of the Shazbotdom Marine Corps' WH-01 Warthogs drove up to the podium and 3 Star General Andrew Thnal stepped out of the passanger seat and walked up to the podium. He then looked over 100 strong Brig Generals that stood before him. He looked back at the Warthog and a lovely young lady stepped out and walked up to the podium next to Thnal and handed him some note cards.

Thnal: *Clears his throat* "Fellow Marines. I have come to you with the gravest of circumstances. it seems that a nation calling themselves OutpostCommand has declared war upon a peaceful nation that we all have known for ages. Yes, i am talking about the Borman Empire, who's only crime is for loving their civilians and keeping their nation safe. We must fight the tyranical regeme in the Nation of OutpostCommand and show the rest of these warmongering nations that the Pure Socliast Holy Empire will not back down to a nation bullying people who are just out for PEACE!"

The crowd screems out profanities and using the OutpostCommand national name in a manner that showed great disrespect. Stuff like, "Send those bastards to hell!", "Why don't we just nuke their ass?", and "God i wish i was in their capital right now!" were thrown around in the crowd. Thnal then raised his hand as the group of Brigadeer Generals quieted down. Thnal then looked back and forth and continued.

Thnal: "I have therefor decided to dispatch the 1st Company, 1st Through 20th Division as a show of force to the Nation of OutpostCommand. This will happen in a manner that will show we are the force that they are to recon with, and if they do not stop this crap, they will find themselves wipped off of the planet by the end of the week!"

The crowd screams out profanities again.

Thnal: "I have decided that we will go there using the AC-02 as a main battle aircraft. Around 50 AC-02's will fly the 1st wave in a triangle formation, launching SuperSonic Cruise missiles toward the Nation of OutpostCommand to clear a way for the 2nd wave. The 2nd wave will consist of enough Boeing 777's as are needed to transport the alloted troops to the battle zone. The 3rd wave will be a group of around 80 AC-01's. The AC-01's will be carrying all the T-500's, WH-01's WH-03's, WH-04's and AT-01's needed for the operation. We will send 20 of each vehicle, except for the AT-01's. We will send 10 AT-01's that will be kept inside of the AC-01's troop passanger area. The Brigadeer Generals in charge of the groups going will recieve the full plan of assault in a few hours. May Whatever God you believe in be with you in this time of war."

The crowd cheered as 3 Star Gen. Andrew Thnal and his aide walked back to the WH-01 and drove off into the distance. The crowd then dispursed and went to their offices as the 20 Brigadeer Generals who were going to this war awaited the full Plan of Assault.



OOC Reference:
1st Comapny, Each Division (Multiply Numbers below by 20)
Troops with XR-01 and XR-03 weapons have XR-02 Handguns. Troops with the XR-05 weapon have the XR-06 Shotgun
XR-01 -- 15,000
XR-03 -- 7,500
XR-04 -- 7,500
XR-05 -- 7,500

Aircraft
AC-01 -- 80
AC-02 -- 50
Boeing 777 (rebuilt) -- 200

Land Vehicles
T-500 -- 20
WH-01 -- 20
WH-02 -- 00
WH-03 -- 20
WH-04 -- 20
AT-01 -- 10

Hahahahaha...sir, are you serious ? Do you expect me,General Hamilton, Leader Clive, General Platnokov, General Peterson, General Yong, General Curb, General Marcus and COUNTLESS other Generals, Colonels, Marshalls ETC. on my army say that 'We surrender ?'
You should be a comedian sir.
I shall fight to the death, and i assure you, if you destroy my nation, a LOT of the blood of your nations will follow.
Not only is the absoluetly no chance that we will surrender, but there is no chance that Swilatia will surrender.
And your threat about the Missiles ? I can lauch in your face sir !
Not only would such a operation cost Trillions of (Insert your currency here)
but thatll leave you open to the attack from The Helghan Empire, which will soon be joining us on this war, as youll be out of missiles.
There are also a few other nations that will be joining me.

"(Crackle)Grater.Whats the (Crackle) situation ?"
"Very good (Crackle) sir.We have eliminated over 2000 civilians."
"Excellent.But I have very sad news.Outpost 32 was destroyed by aircraft today.General bettleman was in there."


"WARNING TO ALL OUTPOSTS.OUTPOST 32 WAS DESTROYED BY ENEMY
AIRCRAFT.WE RECOMMEND YOU PUT UP ALL ANTI-AIRCRAFT DEFENCES,
ANTI-MISSILE DEFENCES, AND TURN ON RADARS"

Hahahahaha...sir, are you serious ? Do you expect me,General Hamilton, Leader Clive, General Platnokov, General Peterson, General Yong, General Curb, General Marcus and COUNTLESS other Generals, Colonels, Marshalls ETC. on my army say that 'We surrender ?'
You should be a comedian sir.
I shall fight to the death, and i assure you, if you destroy my nation, a LOT of the blood of your nations will follow.
Not only is the absoluetly no chance that we will surrender, but there is no chance that Swilatia will surrender.
And your threat about the Missiles ? I can lauch in your face sir !
Not only would such a operation cost Trillions of (Insert your currency here)
but thatll leave you open to the attack from The Helghan Empire, which will soon be joining us on this war, as youll be out of missiles.
There are also a few other nations that will be joining me.

"(Crackle)Grater.Whats the (Crackle) situation ?"
"Very good (Crackle) sir.We have eliminated over 2000 civilians."
"Excellent.But I have very sad news.Outpost 32 was destroyed by aircraft today.General bettleman was in there."


"WARNING TO ALL OUTPOSTS.OUTPOST 32 WAS DESTROYED BY ENEMY
AIRCRAFT.WE RECOMMEND YOU PUT UP ALL ANTI-AIRCRAFT DEFENCES,
ANTI-MISSILE DEFENCES, AND TURN ON RADARS"

what part of secret message didn't you understand stupid fuck :confused:

To: All Nations
From: Arizona Mountain Complex

Upon realizing that the nation of OutpostCommand has declared war upon a peaceful nation, we are hereby mobilizing 50 F/A-22k Raptor aircraft to fly an attack upon OutpostCommand should another nation go first. Futhermore, 50,000 IMAF Security Personnel are being readied for a second wave, and will make up our part of any invasion force.

Secret IC

As the message was being sent, 8 Advanced Tactical Cruisers (Look at the US CG(X) design, it's a floating invisable ship with missiles, lots of missiles) moved outside of the international waters of OutpostCommand, should a war break out, this force can fire in upwards of 1000 missiles into the nation, probably to knock AA positions offline. On top of this force, they are escorted by 3 Type 442 Destroyers and 5 Cobalt Class Attack Submarines.

You ask us to surrender, Shazbotdom? I, President Atali Saranisko, must inform you that the Free Land of Swilatia does never surrenders. You mast be afool to believe that Swilatia caves into ultimatums. We shall fight until we have defeated you, and the Borman Empire. No matter how much of our power a large attack can take away, Swilatia will always be a powerful nation. We can also defend our nation against supersonic cruise missiles. You can attack us, but we will defend ourselves, and we will defeat you.

Sir,
a General (3 star general ? What the fuck is that ? unless you dont know,
the General ranks are : 1. brigadier-general 2.Major-General 3.Lieutenant-General 4.General) speaking to a crowd in not the most secretive form of communication.
Anyway, I was refering to your other post.
Your military numbers are rather small.
Out of the 12 million population I have, 7million are in the military.
We have rougly:
7,000,000 soldiers and
1,000,000 armoured vehicles (Tanks,APC's,ETC).
Sir....all I can say to you is- You are a Nobhead, and a disgrace to all nation leaders.

read the fucking stickies your military can only be 5% of your population and as for the speaking to a crowd it's called rp knob jockey

Sir,
a General (3 star general ? What the fuck is that ? unless you dont know,
the General ranks are : 1. brigadier-general 2.Major-General 3.Lieutenant-General 4.General) speaking to a crowd in not the most secretive form of communication.
Anyway, I was refering to your other post.
Your military numbers are rather small.
Out of the 12 million population I have, 7million are in the military.
We have rougly:
7,000,000 soldiers and
1,000,000 armoured vehicles (Tanks,APC's,ETC).
Sir....all I can say to you is- You are a Nobhead, and a disgrace to all nation leaders.

Learn how this game works, noob.

1) Ranks are what nations make them. I can have a rank called IceCreamGod, and you couldn't say it was wrong. Militarys here aren't based off RL ones, for the most part.

2) 12 million people, 7 million soldiers? GODMOD. You can have NO MORE THAN 600,000 people in your WHOLE MILITARY, no more than about 60% of that can be actually fighting people, and if you have an Air Force or navy, it's got to be futher divided.

Secret IC
Leader Clive, we may have invading forces.
I recommend you stop any importations of anything, and put the whole country on red alert.
SAMs are to be on 24/7, Any aircraft flying over our land that does not identify itself shoot down, and ships entering our waters are to be destroyed.
All anti-missile systems are to be online.
Soldiers and armoured vehicles are to patrol streets.
Sir, if the worst occurs, then hit 'The Emergency Button'.

2) 12 million people, 7 million soldiers? GODMOD. You can have NO MORE THAN 600,000 people in your WHOLE MILITARY, no more than about 60% of that can be actually fighting people, and if you have an Air Force or navy, it's got to be futher divided.

I have been told many times that it's at the most 5% of your pop.
just google percent calculators I've never heard the 600k rule

Bullshit.
In my country the military is compulsary, like it or fucking not.
Youre now shitting yourself because you have realised you have more soldiers on your arses than you anticipated.
Any problems ? Say something to The Helghan Empire.

Bullshit.
In my country the military is compulsary, like it or fucking not.
Youre now shitting yourself because you have realised you have more soldiers on your arses than you anticipated.
Any problems ? Say something to The Helghan Empire.

if you want anyone to rp with you ya gotta go by the rules and 5% is the max even if your military is compulsory

I have been told many times that it's at the most 5% of your pop.
just google percent calculators I've never heard the 600k rule

THERE ISN'T A 600k rule.

But that's how much it is for his nation, do 5% of 12 million.

As I said - Any problems, talk to The Helghan Empire.
I know over 5 nations which have a military percentage over 30%.

THERE ISN'T A 600k rule.

But that's how much it is for his nation, do 5% of 12 million.

gotcha :p

Bullshit.
In my country the military is compulsary, like it or fucking not.
Youre now shitting yourself because you have realised you have more soldiers on your arses than you anticipated.
Any problems ? Say something to The Helghan Empire.

You're a fucking idiot, or a 11 year old kid.

Ok, you're using over half your population as an army? You're using 90 year old people and little kids, and their all starving, freezing, and running around naked because there is no one in the factories at home to supply anything for them.

If you don't play by the rules of this game, you don't play at all.

my dear sir,
1.Im 15.
2.No, any healthy, fit and strong new borns are commited to a life in the military, the rest work in the economy.
3.ANY PROBLEMS ARSEHOLE...?

There are children as young as 13 in my army.
Once a soldier is no longer strong, he goes to work in the economy.
If hes too old, the he obviously retires.

So my army will be facing 7 year olds with BB guns on the way to your capital?

And over half your population isn't fit to enter the military?

Wow.

GODMOD.

So your naked, starving, BB gun (at most) equipped Army is going to post a threat to ANYONE?

my dear sir,
1.Im 15.
2.No, any healthy, fit and strong new borns are commited to a life in the military, the rest work in the economy.
3.ANY PROBLEMS ARSEHOLE...?

OOC: you will never get anyone to RP with you if you have that many people in your military 5% is MAX IF YOU ARE AT WAR if you are not at war the max is normaly 1%

OOC: you will never get anyone to RP with you if you have that many people in your military 5% is MAX IF YOU ARE AT WAR if you are not at war the max is normaly 1%

I use 1.5% because i've got 3 Provinces to hold down.

Sir,
My soldiers are
10% 13-20 years old
60% 21-35
30% 36-45
My armys weapon is the OCIW, although some veterans personally chose the Helghan auto-rifle.
My dear sir, my nation wear normal clothes, and my military wears standard uniform + protection, but on this assault we have to wear rubber suits complete with breathing masks due to the fact that we cannot breathe the substance you call 'oxygen'.

Sir, the 1-5% military rule does not apply to me.
I am on a different planet- The Helghan Planet.

And not only that, the Helghan Empire is 1/8 the size of the Borman Empire, but has a larger military.
They can really kick arse, you people really underestimate us, dont you ?

Sir, the 1-5% military rule does not apply to me.
I am on a different planet- The Helghan Planet.

find a war with someone who's ft like you then

Sir, the 1-5% military rule does not apply to me.
I am on a different planet- The Helghan Planet.
The rule applies to all nations, regardless of which planet the nation is on.

Thekalu- whats modern to you lot, and what i think is FT are very different things.

Hmmm...it does ? Well i descide to play against the rules-dont we all ?

Thekalu- whats modern to you lot, and what i think is FT are very different things.

according to all the rules you are ft (spaceships and the lot)

The Grand Duchy of Glorious Bob is fabulously uninterested in this petty war.

We will, however, maintain our rights to sell beef, cars, restored furniture and otter-related vacation trips to either combatant.

Sir,
We are FROM the Helghan Planet.To get here, we used standard military class
spaceships (Pretty much exactly like the ones you used to explore planets, just a little faster, and with weapons attached).

Sir,
We are FROM the Helghan Planet.To get here, we used standard military class
spaceships (Pretty much exactly like the ones you used to explore planets, just a little faster, and with weapons attached).
Shouldn't we forget this "millitary size" stuff, and continue with the war?

I agree.

I, like the majority of other people on this site, will refuse to RP with noobs who don't know how this game works.

Read the stickies and get back to me.

The fighers are now approaching Borman Empire Territory.

I, like the majority of other people on this site, will refuse to RP with noobs who don't know how this game works.

Read the stickies and get back to me.

I totally agree

Sir,
You are a nob head.
The site administrator says he would like suggestions any way, so the rule is not conpulsary
Oh ! Would you look at that ! I think youre just making your excuses and leaving, becaus e you fear to be pulverised.

Sir,
You are a nob head.
The site administrator says he would like suggestions any way, so the rule is not conpulsary
Oh ! Would you look at that ! I think youre just making your excuses and leaving, becaus e you fear to be pulverised.

if you must resort to lowly insults at least spell them right

OOC:

Oh my god. Wow. Just wow. You put Hataria (As he used to be like a year ago) and whatever the hell that other guy was too shame.

First things first, go to international incidents. There are several threads 'stickied' to the top of the page. Read the one by Euroslavia, he's really knowledgable, and helpfull and knows what he's doing. Read the links and stuff and you can then learn how to play.

Second, there is a rule against puppet multing (sp?). It's when you use all your puppets together in a war. EX. Borman Empire and Borman Warrior (My puppet) declare war on Outpost Command. NO. Not allowed. It's obvious to anyone with eyes that the Helghan Empire, Outpost Command, and Swilatia are the same person. (Maybe not Swilatia, but I doubt it.)

Third, there is a thing called god-moding. It covers many fields, you'll know most of them once you read the links in the stickied thread and learn to play. Some of the things you've done are:
You told my casualties; when you launch an attack or somethign occurs that would cause my people or military damage I RP (Role-play) or write what happens.
You instantly were in my nation; Any nation in their right mind has defenses to destroy or damage boats or planes when they come within range of their coast. My sweet Doomingsland weaponry and tech allow me to have a very VERY VERY powerful anti-shipping missile with a range of 700 miles. I also have AA defenses with a range of liek 400 or 500 miles, can't remember. You would have to RP your navy and transports coming to the edge of my waters (Whish you guessed it is 700 miles. How I do this is another thing entirely and is not a god-mode). Then you give me a chance to attack you. Then you write your casualties, and if anyone is left you keep going forward.
Ahh, there are so many I forget them and I'll just stop there.

There is so much I had to say, but I was busy wriiting the above stuff and thus forgot it. Now, if you still want to I'll allow you another go at this. We're essentially turning back time (Which by the way is a god-mode) to the beginning of the RP. But the reason this isnt a god-mode, is because you god-moded the entire way along this RP.

Now, for the sake of you having no idea what the hell you're doing, let's assume this:
1.) You have a fleet of your coast which is fully loaded with your AT MAX! Your economy is suffering a little bit 1,200,000 soldiers. This fleet is ready to set sail and make it's way to Borman.
2.) Your nation is on planet Earth, or an earth, they all get to confusing. Like I told you in TG, I don't RP against FT; and having your homeworld be well...another plant is FT. Along with your anti-matter things.
3.) Your allies, besides Helghan, have yet to join but are welcome to.
Shazbotdom has not done his speech thing, but can once more. (You can just link to your other post, or quote it).

I think that's it. I, and probably others, will attempt to help you and correct your errors as you post.

And one more thing, after you post somethin, wait for me to reply, and then continue with it. If you just keep going and dont let me reply, you guessed it, that's a god-mode too.

Sir,
You are a nob head.
The site administrator says he would like suggestions any way, so the rule is not conpulsary
Oh ! Would you look at that ! I think youre just making your excuses and leaving, becaus e you fear to be pulverised.
OutpostCommand. Read This thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=437653) if you do not understand the rules of NS

IC:

My 500 million man army get on stardestroyesr and lands on your capital, crushing most buildings. Then, the troops leave the ships, take over your nation, and eat your fried chicken, and raise the Imperial McKagan Flag over your capital building.

HAHAHAHLMAOSHAL!)!)!111!!one!!1111one!!!ha! :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :sniper:

My troops take all your money and turn your nation into a giant casino.

HAHAHAHLMAOSHAL!)!)!111!!one!!1111one!!!ha! :p :p :p

OOC:

Oh my god. Wow. Just wow. You put Hataria (As he used to be like a year ago) and whatever the hell that other guy was too shame.

First things first, go to international incidents. There are several threads 'stickied' to the top of the page. Read the one by Euroslavia, he's really knowledgable, and helpfull and knows what he's doing. Read the links and stuff and you can then learn how to play.

Second, there is a rule against puppet multing (sp?). It's when you use all your puppets together in a war. EX. Borman Empire and Borman Warrior (My puppet) declare war on Outpost Command. NO. Not allowed. It's obvious to anyone with eyes that the Helghan Empire, Outpost Command, and Swilatia are the same person. (Maybe not Swilatia, but I doubt it.)

Third, there is a thing called god-moding. It covers many fields, you'll know most of them once you read the links in the stickied thread and learn to play. Some of the things you've done are:
You told my casualties; when you launch an attack or somethign occurs that would cause my people or military damage I RP (Role-play) or write what happens.
You instantly were in my nation; Any nation in their right mind has defenses to destroy or damage boats or planes when they come within range of their coast. My sweet Doomingsland weaponry and tech allow me to have a very VERY VERY powerful anti-shipping missile with a range of 700 miles. I also have AA defenses with a range of liek 400 or 500 miles, can't remember. You would have to RP your navy and transports coming to the edge of my waters (Whish you guessed it is 700 miles. How I do this is another thing entirely and is not a god-mode). Then you give me a chance to attack you. Then you write your casualties, and if anyone is left you keep going forward.
Ahh, there are so many I forget them and I'll just stop there.

There is so much I had to say, but I was busy wriiting the above stuff and thus forgot it. Now, if you still want to I'll allow you another go at this. We're essentially turning back time (Which by the way is a god-mode) to the beginning of the RP. But the reason this isnt a god-mode, is because you god-moded the entire way along this RP.

Now, for the sake of you having no idea what the hell you're doing, let's assume this:
1.) You have a fleet of your coast which is fully loaded with your AT MAX! Your economy is suffering a little bit 1,200,000 soldiers. This fleet is ready to set sail and make it's way to Borman.
2.) Your nation is on planet Earth, or an earth, they all get to confusing. Like I told you in TG, I don't RP against FT; and having your homeworld be well...another plant is FT. Along with your anti-matter things.
3.) Your allies, besides Helghan, have yet to join but are welcome to.
Shazbotdom has not done his speech thing, but can once more. (You can just link to your other post, or quote it).

I think that's it. I, and probably others, will attempt to help you and correct your errors as you post.

And one more thing, after you post somethin, wait for me to reply, and then continue with it. If you just keep going and dont let me reply, you guessed it, that's a god-mode too.
Actually, Swilatia is a completly different person.

[QUOTE=Borman Empire]OOC:

Oh my god. Wow. Just wow. You put Hataria (As he used to be like a year ago) and whatever the hell that other guy was too shame.

who put who to shame?

Outpost command, you actually expect you will win ? Not only will your allies be whiped out, but you will have several alliances with multiple-billion person countries tha will overrun you puny and weak military. Stand down immeditly.

Willink has renamed its mission name for this weak excuse for a war "Operation KiLl l)a n00b"

Willink will not only destroy you, but smackdown your ally.

Outpost command, you actually expect you will win ? Not only will your allies be whiped out, but you will have several alliances with multiple-billion person countries tha will overrun you puny and weak military. Stand down immeditly.

1 problem.

He won't admit he has a puny and weak military.

OOC: You are so fucked.

[QUOTE=Borman Empire]OOC:

Oh my god. Wow. Just wow. You put Hataria (As he used to be like a year ago) and whatever the hell that other guy was too shame.

who put who to shame?

Outpost Command put Hataria and the S nation (I cant remember his name right now) to shame in terms of god-moding.

And Swilatia, yeah, I see that now. You do look like you actually know what's going on. With so much god-moding coming from Outpost Command, it seemed like you were too.

Now:
I and Helghan have agreed on creating another new closed thread. Any and all nations are free to TAG in it, read it, and offer some suggestions or help for the smaller nations. We're going to close the side to like 7 allies each, I have hundreds, but doubt I'll need them. Instead I'm going to ask the alliance of allied nations bordering mine, which comes to 4 nations.

Generic Empire
Doomingsland
Wirraway
Freudotopia

Now I assume Shazbotdom and Willink would like to join, bringing me to 6 nations. Is there any other nation who would like to join on my side?

*raises hand*

Pick me! Pick me!

:D

[QUOTE=Thekalu]

Outpost Command put Hataria and the S nation (I cant remember his name right now) to shame in terms of god-moding.

And Swilatia, yeah, I see that now. You do look like you actually know what's going on. With so much god-moding coming from Outpost Command, it seemed like you were too.

Now:
I and Helghan have agreed on creating another new closed thread. Any and all nations are free to TAG in it, read it, and offer some suggestions or help for the smaller nations. We're going to close the side to like 7 allies each, I have hundreds, but doubt I'll need them. Instead I'm going to ask the alliance of allied nations bordering mine, which comes to 4 nations.

Generic Empire
Doomingsland
Wirraway
Freudotopia

Now I assume Shazbotdom and Willink would like to join, bringing me to 6 nations. Is there any other nation who would like to join on my side?


Im in, just gonna blow his stuff up..

Oh ! Would you look at that ! I think youre just making your excuses and leaving, becaus e you fear to be pulverised


HAHAHAHA LOOK WHO IS SCARED NOW!!!!!!!!




And here is too being a stupid NOOB...Who wont take advise from older players and thinks that he is all powerful.

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/1979/fu0ak.jpg

I want in. I would like to join Borman Empire's side :)

I wonder if anyone will join on my side?

Borman, I think this is, indeed, time for fun. I wish to join on your side

OOC: my post count is low, yes, but look at my population :)

Hmm...Jipleastan is in the CAD, So I'm gonna have to go with him.

Here is the list of people I'll bring on my side:

Confirmed:

Generic Empire
Jipleastan
Willink
Shazbotdom

Unconfirmed:

Doomingsland
Freudotopia
Wirraway

If you are under the unconfirmed catagory, then tg "The Helghan Empire" Saying that you're going to be an ally of mine.

Nebarri Prime and Teh Hax, if some of them dont want or cant do it you guys can join.

Done....

My nation doesn't have the capability to transport our troops through space. Could you be able to transport our troops and equipment to the Helghan world?

I did, does he acctualy expect to win, i almost have more ppl then all of them combined..

I have the largest population in C A D, 2.799 billion. Not only do I have like 3x them, here is Outpost's economy.

Economy (http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=OutpostCommand)

Alright, Im signing off and my not get on for a couple days. TTYL.

And They're going to RP as if they had a nation on earth, I told them I dont RP against FT.

Ok! good for me.

Alright, Im signing off and my not get on for a couple days. TTYL.

And They're going to RP as if they had a nation on earth, I told them I dont RP against FT.

Alright.

6th and 19th Airborne Divisions are ready and on stand by.

But hold on...antmatter HAS been invented, but its just not been made public
ON WITH THE WAR !
OOC:
I would like to address this, it was never 'invented' it has always excisted (Since the big bang). And it has indeed been made public... It has been public since the cold war... however, we have not yet been able to isolate any of it for prolonged periods of time.

IC:
Siesatia will respond to any threat to it's territories and colonies with force. Any use of our airspace and deep space territories will be responded to with force. Our Sol Defense fleet has been put on Blue Alert, as your nation does not constitute any threat higher.

hmm-

GDP Per Capita: The Helghan Empire ($4,307)
Helghan empire Gross Domestic Product: $1.5 trillion

GDP Per Capita: OutpostCommand ($8,332.18)
GDP: OutpostCommand ($100.0 billion)


Willink GDP Per Capita: $15,459.24
Willink GDP: $ 9 something trillion

Borman empire GDP Per Capita: $39,561.00
Borman Empire Gross Domestic Product: $87 trillion

As you can see, we both completly outproduce you, and my GDP is 9 times that of Helghan empire and much larger than yours.

Gross Domestic Product: $72,952,882,558,313.92
GDP Per Capita: $31,445.21

To OutpostCommand: I produce 730 times your GDP
My GDP Per Capita is 4 times yours.

My military numbers at 5% is 115 Million.


I might also mention that your unemployment rate is 18%.

Gross Domestic Product: $72,952,882,558,313.92
GDP Per Capita: $31,445.21

To OutpostCommand: I produce 730 times your GDP
My GDP Per Capita is 4 times yours.

My military numbers at 5% is 115 Million.


I might also mention that your unemployment rate is 18%.


I laugh evily.. :D

The unemployed are the erderly, which are slightly useless.

The Helghan Empire will soon post a declaration of war, if the cause is unclear.
The Helghan Empire will join in roughly 2-3 days time.

I am asking if anyone would like to join on my side!

(OOC: 2-3 days is 2-3 hours in RL right? 24 minutes left.)

I am asking if anyone would like to join on my side?

Is your side allied with the Helghans?

Is your side allied with the Helghans?
Not exactly, I am against the Bormans, but not allied with the Helghans

Not exactly, I am against the Bormans, but not allied with the Helghans

Hell no.

OOC:
Hey OutpostCommand. Here are a few pointers for you in NS.

1. SECRET IC means that only I can see it and not you. So you don't know my military numbers.
2. IC means that anyone can see it.
3. OOC means that your talking as yourself and not your nation.
4. MT means Modern Tech, which is the technology that exists today.
5. PMT means Post Modern Tech, which is basically stuff that exists today but updated with some tech that is in research now.
6. FT mean Future Tech, which consists of stuff from Star Trek, Star Wars, Futurama, Galaxy Quest, and other such movies. It also means any space traveling vessels that use some sort of advanced propultion system that does not match any Tech used today.
7. RPing Etiquett requires that you keep within the confines of what Tech you use. Stay within the 1%-5% rule. I did till it became too expensive to do that so i stick with the 25 Million rule and spread them between Active and Reserve.

And for stuff about what i said in my last post.
1. The numbers i put down are NOT my full military numbers.
2. You cannot see what my people did as the Generals were talking. It was at an undisclosed location in MY nation that YOU could not see. Saying you could see is a GODMOD and that will be ignored.


Think of it this way, My Active Marine Corps has 4 Armored Companies with 100 Divisions each, and each Division has around 37,500 Marines in it. My Marine Special Forces has 2 Armored Companies with 200 Divisions each, and each division has around 3,750 SpecOps in it. My Marine Air Corps has 1,000 AC-01's (with 1 pilot) and 600 AC-02's (with 1 pilot, 1 co-pilot, and 1 bombadeer). For land vehicles i have around 300 T-500 tanks, 200 of each type of Warthog Land Vehicle (4 types), and 200 All Terrain Vehicles. I have a SCS (Spartan from HALO 2 w/out shield) SpecOps Program with 100 people in it. I have over 400,000 Supersonic Cruise Missiles at my disposal. That doesn't even include my Reserves and Support and Logistics program that i have.


Lets Recap Shall we...

Total Forces -- 25 Million
Active -- 17,302,100
Reserve -- 7,697,900
Of Active (Crews, Drivers Pilots) -- 4,100
Of Active (Marines) -- 15 Million
Of Active (Imperial Navy) -- 497.900
Of Active (SpecOps) -- 1,500,000
Of Active (SAS Spec Ops) -- 100
Of Active (Support & Logistics) -- 300,00

Do don't start with this "i can't beat you" crap cause if i brought my whole military you would be dead.

Hell no.
Why not?

Why not?

I don't want my ass handed to me by the Bormans.

OOC:
Put it this way...
My chances of winning this conflict ALONE would are significantly smaller than yours.
But not only have I got allies, but I have powerful allies at that.
My technology is PMT, so if all you lot are arguing about the fact that I came
here in a space vessel, then you are swimming against the current- my space vessels are pretty much like your space exploration rockets, but made for transportation, a little faster, and with rocket pods along the sides.
No I do not have the technology to make oxygen particles beat up my enemy, but I am working on that, so if you think my technology is FT, think again, im pretty much like the rest of the universe, but with slightly more accurate assault rifles than my enemy, and the ability to fly from another planet.

OOC:

Two Questions -

1) what has this guy been smoking?
2 Where can I get some?

OutpostCommand = Interplanetary travel - FT, deal with it,

IC:

To:The Borman Empire
From: The Federation of Animarnia.
RE: War with OutpostCommand.

We Humbly request if Animarnia could have some of his/your land when you wipe him out to use as a Military base.

Thank you.
Animarnia State Department.

OOC:I say this one more time-
Interplanetry travel is PMT, not FT.

Secret IC > IvP
OutpostCommand is to have 5 nuclear warheads to be installed
100ft underground at different possitions.
Leader Clive will have a panic button, and it will activate the nuclear bombs if our land is taken over to a critical point.
This button has to have finger print ID, so that the enemy using is impossible.
Reguards,General Peterson.

I will contribute my full nuclear,biological and astral orbital weapons for the sole purpose in resolving this disbute in a peaceful manner..... :gundge:

My forces and ICBM minute man missiles are already in orbit awaiting further instructions and telemetry guidence information. We do have the technology we can rebuild the nation..... :gundge:

OOC:
Who will be the 'lucky' nation to receive the 'gifts' ?

Aim at The Borman Empire.

OOC:

Two Questions -

1) what has this guy been smoking?
2 Where can I get some?

OutpostCommand = Interplanetary travel - FT, deal with it,

IC:

To:The Borman Empire
From: The Federation of Animarnia.
RE: War with OutpostCommand.

We Humbly request if Animarnia could have some of his/your land when you wipe him out to use as a Military base.

Thank you.
Animarnia State Department.

As Animarnia is an ally, yes, we can agree to that.

I don't want my ass handed to me by the Bormans.
You will not have your ass handed to you by the bormans. Swilatia is a powerful nation. It even has orbital weapons.

After being constantly attacked by Borman grunts, and fairly sick of the gun fire pounding in his head,General Hamilton gave the co-ordinates to the 30 artillery Outposts to fire at Inglo city in The Borman Empires outskirts.
"Destroy them, and dont save a single shell."

You will not have your ass handed to you by the bormans. Swilatia is a powerful nation. It even has orbital weapons.

Look I don't want to have a bad relation with the Bormans or any other powerful nation. We're not going to fight you and we won't support you in any wars with the Bormans (yet).

OOC: Borman, am I in the war?

Heheheh just leave Teh Hax alone, I think what he's trying to say is he wants to be on friendly terms with all nations

I applaud your intelligence only an idiot would fight a war that involves millions
My advice build up your populations then kill :sniper: :D

Heheheh just leave Teh Hax alone, I think what he's trying to say is he wants to be on friendly terms with all nations

I applaud your intelligence only an idiot would fight a war that involves millions
My advice build up your populations then kill :sniper: :D

This is gonna take awhile. :/

The fighters have reached the SD factory, because the bormans did nothing to stop them. The fighters, however did not land. Instead there was another person aboard each fighter.

The master-general then ordered those troops to parachute out of the fighters, and start an assault on the factory.

OOC: No Teh Hax, you are not in the war. You are however on the list for joining my side.

Swilatia and Outpost Command two things:

1.) You are both too young to have nuclear weapon and/or orbital weapons

2.) This war it 'temporarily over'. It will be restared in a new thread, where you will hae your fleet ready to invade, but not yet be within 700 miles of my coast.

OOC: No Teh Hax, you are not in the war. You are however on the list for joining my side.

Swilatia and Outpost Command two things:

1.) You are both too young to have nuclear weapon and/or orbital weapons

2.) This war it 'temporarily over'. It will be restared in a new thread, where you will hae your fleet ready to invade, but not yet be within 700 miles of my coast.
Well, are there not daily issues about WMDs?

P.S. YAY! 200 posts!

Well, are there not daily issues about WMDs?

P.S. YAY! 200 posts!

NS and the forums work kinda on diff mindframes. Yes there are soem issues on WMD, but its RP etiquette (sp?)/ rule that you cant have WMD till your like two months old at least. And then they probably arent that powerful or numerous.

Outpostcommand

you are FT any traval form planet to planet is FT


why when you threaten noob players they say they have powerful allies.

man dont let this guy play.....hell isnt he is sorta the reason you are redoing this thread?


and now intelligence of who is in outpostcommands little underpaid army:


http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/6253/sniper3fw.jpg
-special forces.

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3750/chippy0ug.jpg
-heavy assult unit

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/20/gonnafuckyouup7bx.jpg
-commander of the child part of outposts army

Balls....im only month old...but any other bombs are allowed, am I not
correct ?
Actually...wait...im too young to PRODUCE nuclear warheads, but im alright to buy nuclear bombs.
Ok, whats the name for the new thread ?

Yes...very good Morovnia...

Yes...very good Morovnia...



well i try :p

hey man!
Those puppets are Scary

NS and the forums work kinda on diff mindframes. Yes there are soem issues on WMD, but its RP etiquette (sp?)/ rule that you cant have WMD till your like two months old at least. And then they probably arent that powerful or numerous.
Well, my nation HAS been around for two months.

(OOC: Elmo's got a gun, big bird's on the run, well they say that when Elmo got a gun the whole street's never gonna be the same!)

hey man!
Those puppets are Scary


especially General Ernie with the messed up hair and knife...he looks phycho.

Wouldnt want to meet him down a dark alley!

OOC:
Ah...the whole "I have powerful allies" thing. Doesn't that get old quick?

I am in 3 alliances, most of them with nations 1 Billion and over. That includes a nation with a pop of roughly 4,491,000,000 (4.491 Billion for short). If i were you i wouldn't do the whole "My allies are more powerful than yours" thing.

OOC:
But not only have I got allies, but I have powerful allies at that.



PLEASE TELL WHO THEY ARE,OTHERWISE PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE BLOWING SMOKE.....AND SINCE WE HAVE BEEN HERE LONGER....YOU MIGHT WANT TO THINK ABOUT HOW MANY ALLIES WE HAVE.

OOC:
Someone notify me when the new thread is made.

Well, my nation HAS been around for two months.

OOC: Ha, you're right' its September. Well like I said, you probably dont have too many and they probably arent that powerful/good.

And yes, you can buy them; however you probably don't have enough funds to buy alot of them, or properly take care of them.

And I have yet to make the thread, when their is alliance confirmation I will.

OOC:

I'm officially in after the following 2 TG's from Helghan Empire

You don't believe that I have will stand down after so much has happened! I will not be digraced and shamed. If I do this, then everything that happened is for nothing!
By the way, if you defend the Borman Empire, we will not ask you to move aside. We will cast you and your people to the ground...in body bags.

OOC: Ha, you're right' its September. Well like I said, you probably dont have too many and they probably arent that powerful/good.

And yes, you can buy them; however you probably don't have enough funds to buy alot of them, or properly take care of them.

And I have yet to make the thread, when their is alliance confirmation I will.
will other nations be allowed to join the war after the thread is made?

will other nations be allowed to join the war after the thread is made?

If Helghan empire doesn't have his 7 allies, then yes. But when we both have 7 allies, then no. Only as like humanitarian aid and observers.

If Helghan empire doesn't have his 7 allies, then yes. But when we both have 7 allies, then no. Only as like humanitarian aid and observers.
I do not think we should have such limits.

I do not think we should have such limits.

OOC: Why not, it's only fair.

OOC: Why not, it's only fair.
What about nations that want to take a neutral stand?

What about nations that want to take a neutral stand?

Oh, I thought you meant something else. But yeah, they can take a neutral stance. Closed basically means that after the allies are filed up on both sides, no new combatants can enter. But there can be neutral nations, observers, humanitarian aid, stuff like that.

Oh, I thought you meant something else. But yeah, they can take a neutral stance. Closed basically means that after the allies are filed up on both sides, no new combatants can enter. But there can be neutral nations, observers, humanitarian aid, stuff like that.

Can these neutral nations send money or equipment to a nation at war?

Oh, I thought you meant something else. But yeah, they can take a neutral stance. Closed basically means that after the allies are filed up on both sides, no new combatants can enter. But there can be neutral nations, observers, humanitarian aid, stuff like that.
I do not wish this war to be a closedRP. I think that open RPs are more fair. This war was intended to be "open"

The Holy Republic of Blondie and Kaylee declares it self neutral in this war.

How ever our ports are open to the navies of both sides as long as the zone of combat is at least 500 yds away from the ports entrance.

Can these neutral nations send money or equipment to a nation at war?

That wouldn'tbe entirely neutral, but that's up to The Helghan Empire.

And Swalatia, I would prefer open, but Helghan wants closed. I rarely Rp in closed RPs and dont like them, but oh well.

The UWS will open fire on any orbital weapons platform, and ship. We will not tolerate the use of orbital weapons on lesser technologically advanced nations. Any sattalite activated will be destroyed, any missile launched will be neutralized.

We will continue to be Neutral for the time being, but will not tolerate civilian causualties.

That wouldn'tbe entirely neutral, but that's up to The Helghan Empire.

And Swalatia, I would prefer open, but Helghan wants closed. I rarely Rp in closed RPs and dont like them, but oh well.
Well, the thing is that wars are not the kind of RPs that should be closed

Well, the thing is that wars are not the kind of RPs that should be closed

I agree.

OOC:You will open fire on active satelites ? Well...thats good news...at least for me...
But then comes your 'No civilian casualties rule'. What if someone desides to use nuclear warheads on the enemy nation ?

Outpost, who did you buy nukes from?

Confirmed:

Generic Empire
Jipleastan
Willink
Shazbotdom
Freudotopia

Unconfirmed:

Doomingsland
Wirraway

bump

If anyone needs arms.. just give us a ring :)

I agree.
Good. I figured that i would "talk" with the Helghan Empire because of this.

You will not have your ass handed to you by the bormans. Swilatia is a powerful nation. It even has orbital weapons.

Hey swilatia, check out your defense budget!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA

Too funny (http://www.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy/nseconomy.php?nation=Swilatia)

Then Look at Mine (http://www.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy/nseconomy.php?region=C%20A%20D&nation=Jipleastan)

Hey swilatia, check out your defense budget!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA

Too funny (http://www.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy/nseconomy.php?nation=Swilatia)
It is rising, however, and I did start an orbital weapons program.

yet mine is what? about 8x more than yours????

yet mine is what? about 8x more than yours????
Your government has more money altogehter.

Your right! That mean that I can have a 1) bigger and more well equipped army 2) Can last through a war better and 3) I can get better technology (partially due to the fact that Doomingsland is my ally and friend and get most of his outdated technology for nearly nothing. His outdated= some of your best.

Your right! That mean that I can have a 1) bigger and more well equipped army 2) Can last through a war better and 3) I can get better technology (partially due to the fact that Doomingsland is my ally and friend and get most of his outdated technology for nearly nothing. His outdated= some of your best.
Only because your nation has a higher population.

Only because your nation has a higher population.
That's right, a much higher population which makes him much more powerful.

Borman, when you gonna make Closed thread ?

I'm packing for camping now (Or should be) and going camping tomorrow. SO probably like monday.

TAG.

Coming Soon: MISSILES!

Morvonia will be humanitarian (SP?) in this=neutral(SP?)

allow me to show you the populations of the nations you think you can beat:

Generic Empire----2.625 billion
Jipleastan----2.805 billion
Willink---591 million
Shazbotdom----1.963 billion
Freudotopia----2.574 billion
Borman Empire---- 2.216 billion

Doomingsland----2.732 billion
Wirraway---- 2.609 billion

and that is not including others who will just want a new colony.

Ok? now do you still think you can win?

Perhaps adding theirs?

OOC:Sigh....I know the size of nations im taking on, but im not backing down.
Borman, you asked where ive brought nukes from ? I havent brought them yet, but im considering.
One man can destroy a whole army...remember that, all He have to aim for is high ranking targets. I might hire hitmen.

OOC: I dont think killing a General would make a difference. You will be defeated nonetheless. And you need to RP that well.

OOC:Sigh....I know the size of nations im taking on, but im not backing down.
Borman, you asked where ive brought nukes from ? I havent brought them yet, but im considering.
One man can destroy a whole army...remember that, all He have to aim for is high ranking targets. I might hire hitmen.

One man can NOT destroy a whole army. If the General of the Army is killed, then one of the Generals takes command. If all the generals are killed, which is almost impossible even with WMDs, then one of the Lieutenant Generals take command. If you somehow kill all the Lieutenant Generals, which is impossible, then a Major General takes command. One nuclear bomb isn't going to turn the war in your favor.

One man can NOT destroy a whole army. If the General of the Army is killed, then one of the Generals takes command. If all the generals are killed, which is almost impossible even with WMDs, then one of the Lieutenant Generals take command. If you somehow kill all the Lieutenant Generals, which is impossible, then a Major General takes command. One nuclear bomb isn't going to turn the war in your favor.

He's right. Not to mention your hitmen wouldnt be able to get into my country and I have massive missile and nuke defenses, chances are it'd get shot down before it even got to my nation.

Hmmm ? Well its a chance im willing to take.

Hmmm ? Well its a chance im willing to take.

Even if the missile gets through, he would simply retaliate with his nuclear arsenal.

I have sent a few 'propositions' to powerful nations across the universe.
Well, he could fire all his nuclear warheads at me, but as long as you have your anti-missile systems online, youre quite safe.
Im not just going to fire the nuclear warhead at the first chance I get, first, I have to cut off power supplies to anti-missile systems.

I have sent a few 'propositions' to powerful nations across the universe.
Well, he could fire all his nuclear warheads at me, but as long as you have your anti-missile systems online, youre quite safe.
Im not just going to fire the nuclear warhead at the first chance I get, first, I have to cut off power supplies to anti-missile systems.

Most anti-missile systems are spread all around the country. So if you want to bring them down, you have to sabotage a lot of power plants.

Most definitely.
And I bet The Borman Empires power plants themselves are guarded by AA and AM systems.
This means ground forces will only be able to do the job.

:sniper:ALERT !
OutpostCommand and The Helghan Empire are going to war with The Borman Empire.
Any contributions to this war would be highly appreciated.
Please send me a telegram if you wish to join us, and ill give you a briefing.
My Eagleville comrades will join you
Pfeif

He's right. Not to mention your hitmen wouldnt be able to get into my country and I have massive missile and nuke defenses, chances are it'd get shot down before it even got to my nation.

OCC: He could try though, but he has to remember two (or a whole bunch in this case) can play the hitman game.

OCC: He could try though, but he has to remember two (or a whole bunch in this case) can play the hitman game.

I guess so, but he'd fail.

I guess so, but he'd fail.

Occ: Can't fault someone for trying at least.

Occ: Can't fault someone for trying at least.

OOC: YES I CAN! I'M SATAN!!! I CAN DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!

Oh...sorry for that, occupational hazard.

And Im just saying he can try, but he'll fail.

OOC: YES I CAN! I'M SATAN!!! I CAN DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!

Oh...sorry for that, occupational hazard.

And Im just saying he can try, but he'll fail.

Satan ehhh.....any chance I could sell my soul for a racecar?? Anyway even if he fails it still could be an enjoyable rp.

OOC: YES I CAN! I'M SATAN!!! I CAN DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!

Oh...sorry for that, occupational hazard.

And Im just saying he can try, but he'll fail.

OOC: ZOMG Autograph pls!!!11

it is not "if" he fails it is "when" he fails

Ach....more under estimations...
You so sure ill fail ? Ive sent a few TGs to powerful nations across the universe.Each nation ive requested to assist me has at least a 1 billion population.
Ive asked roughly 10 nations to help me in exchange for pieces of your land when we conquer you.
Im telling you people...dont underestime me, and my side on this war.

Ach....more under estimations...
You so sure ill fail ? Ive sent a few TGs to powerful nations across the universe.Each nation ive requested to assist me has at least a 1 billion population.
Ive asked roughly 10 nations to help me in exchange for pieces of your land when we conquer you.
Im telling you people...dont underestime me, and my side on this war.

List these nations and tell us if any of them are actually going to assist you.

PLEASE TELL WHO THEY ARE,OTHERWISE PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE BLOWING SMOKE.....AND SINCE WE HAVE BEEN HERE LONGER....YOU MIGHT WANT TO THINK ABOUT HOW MANY ALLIES WE HAVE.



please reply!!!

I have not had any replys yet, so I dont want to raise false hopes.
Any nations taking part in this war (My side) I will list sunday evening.

Ooc:o.k.

Biggest mismatch of the century....

...Sigh...and another under estimater...
If I got 10 pence for every under estimater in nation states, id be a trillionare.

Gasp!!! but I was talking about your side!!! Its obvious Borman shall be easily destroyed!!! ;)

*unfolds Deckchair and pulls out big pack of Crisps*

*waits for impending apocalypse*

...Sigh...and another under estimater...
If I got 10 pence for every under estimater in nation states, id be a trillionare.

Well lets look at it, as of now the number of allies, and population for your side is woefully lacking compared to that of the Borman Empire, so it's not really a mistake as of this moment to say that you had better give your soul to god, because your ass is the Bormans.

Borman, when you gonna make Closed thread ?
Can't it be an open thread?

Can't it be an open thread?

Do you really want to be dogpiled, because I see quite a few nations on the sidelines in this thread who want a piece of the action. And as of this moment unless I'm completely in the dark here you're already in pretty bad shape ally wise if your going with outpostcommand.

Do you really want to be dogpiled, because I see quite a few nations on the sidelines in this thread who want a piece of the action. And as of this moment unless I'm completely in the dark here you're already in pretty bad shape ally wise if your going with outpostcommand.
well, someone has to stand up against the bormans.

well, someone has to stand up against the bormans.

This would be well and good if the bormans started this, but they didnt. The position your taking right now is basically suicide.

This would be well and good if the bormans started this, but they didnt. The position your taking right now is basically suicide.

True.dat

This would be well and good if the bormans started this, but they didnt. The position your taking right now is basically suicide.
I am being on the axis. I would never have my nation as one of the "allies".

*falls asleep with all the OOC politics*

*continues to eat potato chips*

I am being on the axis. I would never have my nation as one of the "allies".

So basically it's out with a blaze of glory then ehhhh. I won't stop you, but mainly that's because I'll be enjoying the show.

*falls asleep with all the OOC politics*

*continues to eat potato chips*

*steals some potato chips*

So basically it's out with a blaze of glory then ehhhh. I won't stop you, but mainly that's because I'll be enjoying the show.



*steals some potato chips*

*hands both of them a cold beer*

*shares out dip whilst others talk of politics*

*moves himself, chair, dip and chips to a better place*

*begins to cheer loudly*

*cracks open cold beer*

Notice how he threatens to have 10 countries with a billion ppl, and notice that another 50 nations will also kill him.

*hands both of them a cold beer*

GET OUT OF MY COOLER! :mad:

Anyway we interrupt your reguarly schedualed occ posts for this ic announcement.

*clears throat*

Donald had been having a unbearably boring day, all he saw was more international junk that he had to sort through, a nation selling slaves here, a Muslim nation annexing lands there. "Just 2 more years until retirement", he mumbled to himself as his eyes scanned the next piece of news, "Well hell this is going to be interesting."

Now normally the High Councilman didn't enjoy interruptions, but he had already broken his graphite golf club on one such occasion today, so he begrudgingly held himself back when his foreign minister burst through the doors leading to his office. "High Councilman Daniels, I think you should see this sir." the man gasped. Daniels looked at his minister for a moment, and then the paper thrust in front of him reading that an apparently insane nation decided to take on the Bormans, not only that, but continually brag about how they shouldn't be underestimated, "Great, another crackpot decides that his nation needs to be cleansed." he thought, "Though this could be interesting, and who knows, if we play our cards right we might get something out of this."

High Councilman Daniels sat staring out his windows for a moment, brow furrowed and mumbling to himself. "Donald, get Admiral Keen on the line and tell him to send out the NSS Manta (Arleigh Burke class destroyer for specs) outside of Borman waters, make sure to emphasis that the ship MUST stay in international waters, but close to their waters none the less to monitor the situation. Also give a call to the Borman Empire to let them know the ship heading their way is not in any way hostile to them.

Captain Mitchell got off the phone, it looked like they'll be heading out to sea, and hopefully out of harms way. "Full speed ahead gentlemen, we have a job to do."

Republic message

To: The Borman Emprie
From: Foriegn Minister Donald Giert

We wish to inform you that the NSS Manta has been dispatched to international waters outside of your territory for observational purposes in regards to this conflict. It in no way will be participating in any hostilities unless fired upon first.

"hey i'm here for a reason!"

*shows Spooty Official War Inspector badge*

*sits back down in deck chair and sips beer*

I suggest creating OHFOD (overly huge Fleet of death) to sit off of the coast of outpost command to laugh hystaricly at his little navy.

I don't have a navy.

:<

*leans back and begins to puff on cigar*

*opens another cold beer*

*Brings with him a 200 Foot HD Plasma Screen TV*


You know, the whole, "I AM INVITING NATIONS!" thing is just annoying. You probobly just randomly searched for them, and the chance that they will risk war with us will be slim. I have currently decided to join the allied side against Outpost Command.

*Pulls out squirt guns to fend off Outpost's poorly armed army*

I don't have a navy.

:<


I will give you one.

*Brings with him a 200 Foot HD Plasma Screen TV*


You know, the whole, "I AM INVITING NATIONS!" thing is just annoying. You probobly just randomly searched for them, and the chance that they will risk war with us will be slim. I have currently decided to join the allied side against Outpost Command.

*Pulls out squirt guns to fend off Outpost's poorly armed army*

"i'm sorry, do you want me to leave?"

*rustles around for another potato chip*

*Throws another bag of potato chips at Spooty*

Nope. Just making a point to OC that randomly asking people to help him won't always work. I would be very surprised if those people showed up.

Bullshit.
In my country the military is compulsary, like it or fucking not.
Youre now shitting yourself because you have realised you have more soldiers on your arses than you anticipated.
Any problems ? Say something to The Helghan Empire.

[OOC: Two complaints.

1) Okay, so you use a $25 billion / gram particle (anti-matter) in your army, yet your military budget is only $8.582 billion / year. That would mean that you would have to wait three years to have the funds just to process 1 gram of your 'super-weapon,' not to mention the costs of building such a massive weapons program and facility in order to allow you to begin processing the substance. Anti-matter is not feasable for your nation, particularly in light of point 2.

2) 7,000,000 men? O_o; (Well, not really, in light of the fact that Borman alone fields likely twice that, but meh, he can because he has the money.) With your defense budget, each man would get only $1,226 worth of ammunition, food, equipment, equipment upkeep, training, and fuel for transport combined. That comes out to your military having unoperable armored vehicles (no upkeep for them) and soldiers armed with whatever they can find, clothed with whatever they own, untrained, unprotected, unorganized, and being forced to live off the land. Congrats, you've managed to slip into Medieval times, and in all this, you haven't even provided money for the ships that carried your men (magically) to the Borman shores.

Even if you use your Law & Order budget and your Defense budget combined, the simple cost of logistics or transport for 7,000,000 men will consume that, leaving you again with an undisciplined rabble unfit to be called an army (and without the ships and planes, and tanks, and guns, abd all that anti-aircraft you keep bantering on about.)

Go wank numbers somewhere else...

Oh, and Spooty, can I have some beer?]

*throws a Beer Novikov's way*

*reports back to Spooty HQ as to how the war observing is going whilst also resting his beer gut*

*Sips the beer.* Ahhhh. ^_^

Hmmm... What is it, 17 pages? This thread has been officially hijacked - big time.

*Sips the beer.* Ahhhh. ^_^

Hmmm... What is it, 17 pages? This thread has been officially hijacked - big time.

Well all that this thing is waiting for I believe are outpost's allies, and a new thread.