NationStates Jolt Archive

"A lot. This is just one of the bigger ones. He's actually a bit of a coward, really, I think his name is Ed. We've got to tell Earnest he means no harm to anyone, he's afraid."

JWolf arrived at Sara’s location. “Ain’t this fun.” he said out loud.

"No, Ed's just scared. I talked to him while I was trapped in Area 51. He's just a child. He misses him mother and wants to go home. We've got to get Earnest to stop fighting him."

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“Okay.” said JWolf. He yelled at Earnest, “Get your ass off of the purple thing. He means no harm to us.”

"Get my ass in that pruple thing it's got a hemerroid?" he shouted back.

"Any really agressive ones?" She asked

"No, they're all very peaceful, but some are trained in combat. There's actually a full team of Covanant warriors I could use from this time period. Another Sanghelli."

“GET OFF!!!” yelled the Count as he fired at soldiers hiding behind a jeep.

"Alright." Sara replied as she fired a shot off at a perticularly persistant soldier.

"What about Ghettos? Oh, wait, there was an Oomph!" he went as he was his in the stomach again. When he caught his breath, he got up and shouted,
"Giant, purple, hairy...Thing. We seem to be at a misunderstanding. My friend over there tells me that you're just afraid."
The purple thing turned to Jwolf and kneeled.
"What your name?" it asked.

“Donny Freeman Turner Henry Ford the Second.” said the Count. He looked at the others and started laughing. He threw rifle to Earnest and looked back at the purple thing. “My name is really, JWolf. Count JWolf to some people.”

He lifted a jeep that was 20 feet in front of him and took the cover of the soldiers away. He threw the jeep into the nearest building. “Ed, help us free the others.” he said. “The others that were being held with you.”

"Any suggestions on what to do now?" Sara asked Shaku.

ed smiled, grabbed Jwolf in midair and said,
"Ed like Count Wolfy-man!"
Ed turned and tore the roof off of one of the buildings and knocked down the doors, letting out all the aliens.
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"Bring me over there, I can lead them to safety, Sara."

"Alright, then let's go." Sara replied

Shaku jumped out as he saw another Elite, four Grunts, three Jackals, and a Hunter. They were all shocked to see him.
"Another Sanghelli? Here? Were you on our ship?" the other Elite asked.
"No. My story is long and we haven't time. Is your ship here?"
"Yes, it's in one of these buildings, but we can do nothing except rely on the Hunter's weapon and strength. We have been underfed. These filthy humans have only been able to feeed the Hunter, so he is the only one who is strong enough."
"Don't worry, human food is nutritional enough for a Sanghelli, an Ungghoy or a Jackal. But we haven't much time. We'll pick up human pistols and rifles as we go," Shaku replied.
"I am Hanu Ha'amamee. Yours is..."
"Shaku Sha'amamee. I haven't been born yet. Long story," Shaku replied, firing his pistol. Haku was able to pick up an M1 Carbine and one grunt found a Thompson. He fired it and it spun out of control from his hands, but then he stopped flinching he was able to control it.

"How many more are there inside?" Sara asked as she nearly avoided getting shot.

Dozens apon dozens of aliens of all sorts and sizes rushed out of the demolished buildig and made a beeline for what seemed to be a hanagr.
"I guess that many," Shaku replied. A lobster-like alien gave off a wierd yell like he was laughing while going really fast on a caros wheel ((Is that what they're called?))

"Man there were many aliens in there." Sara commented

"I see we underestimated the US's technological ability," Earnest said, panting heavily.
"Damn right you are."
Earnest and Sara blacked out.
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"Are you sure you don't want to come with us?" Haku asked.
"Yes, Haku. My place is here on Earth. Remember to hide what I told you, your sons will need it."
"I shall, Admiral Shaku."
"Sultan, Haku. Now, lead these men home."
"I shall, Sultan."
Haku signaled to teh aliens to load up and one by one alien ships took off into the sky. Shaku walked out of the hangar and found JWolf.
"Well, mission success. Teh soldiers are fleeing and the aliens are free. Were are Earnest and Sara?"

JWolf was looking around the base at the damage and chaos that happened there. He had a huge evil looking smile on his face. He turned and looked at Shaku.

“Don’t know, lets find them.” said the Count. He started off walking in the discretion he saw them last.

The base was now abnadoned. Only the bodies of dead soldiers and aliens littered the ground. The vehicles were now gone and, to make matters worse, Earnest's clone was gone.

“Look at this, Shaku.” said the Count. “Makes me feel happy inside.”