NationStates Jolt Archive

Alright folks, here it is. Earth NA!

I'll start by posting a few guidelines (not many) and the maps.

1. All normal rules for posting on NS apply here.

2. Try to keep it IC, if possible

3. You can RP anything and everything: trade, diplomacy, war, internal stuff, etc.

4. Geographic note: for RP purposes, coastal Greenland and Antarctica will have a cold pine forest climate (like central Alaska or Siberia). Interior Greenland and Antarctica are tundra. Play all other areas as the climate and topography they have in RL.

5. You can either RP your countries with the population demographics they have in RL, or with what you created for you NS nation.

6. Feel free to rename geographic features, but make sure others know what they're called in our world.

ok, now to the maps...

http://img429.imageshack.us/img429/3907/africa4nd.png (http://imageshack.us)


Africa

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/7959/asia3aw.png (http://imageshack.us)

Asia

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/5334/aussie1he.png (http://imageshack.us)

Oceania

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/9026/europe3xr.png (http://imageshack.us)

Europe

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/9782/northamerica3it.png (http://imageshack.us)

North America

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/1354/southamerica2xd.png (http://imageshack.us)

South America

Map Key:

bright red -- Maineiacs

pink -- Defuniak

dark brown -- Wasted Genius

black -- Spartan Alliance

dark red -- 501st Legion

blue -- Tarayshia

OOC: Hmmm... do you have me and 501st Legion switched around? I think the dark grey areas were supposed to be my claims.

OOC: Hmmm... do you have me and 501st Legion switched around? I think the dark grey areas were supposed to be my claims.

You;re right. fixed it.

OOC: do we have an antarctica map? ( see post #262 in original thread )

OOC/IC: According to the CIA world factbook I have ~80 million troops, Just FYI

EDIT: and ~3 trillion $ of military funds

OOC/IC: According to the CIA world factbook I have ~80 million troops, Just FYI

EDIT: and ~3 trillion $ of military funds

OOC: Budgets are configured with NSEconomy (http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/), not by land holdings. Otherwise, I could just say, "I MAEK UP A PLANET WIT 5 HUDRED TRILION PPL!!!!!!1". Land holdings don't affect IC statistics much.

OOC: Also, after calculating my approximate military in accordance with the CIA World Factbook, I've concluded that it was RIDICULOUS. My military was almost as much as my ENTIRE POPULATION. Personally, I don't think we should use real life estimates on our military. It'd be too ridiculous, not to mention confusing because it won't match up with our population.

Therefore, I use:

http://twr.1colony.com/ver8/calc8.0.html

To calculate my military. You all should too, to make this more realistic. For me, with my 12,000,000 clones I bought from Huntaer, I have a total of 22,000,000 soldiers in my armed forces, 10,000,000 original men and women.

OOC: Antarctica claims:

Mo-Po -- 1.8 million sq. mi.

BY -- 1.2 million sq.mi.

Teymor -- 2 million sq. mi.

JS -- 400,000 sq. mi.

OOC: Budgets are configured with NSEconomy, not by land holdings. Otherwise, I could just say, "I MAEK UP A PLANET WIT 5 HUDRED TRILION PPL!!!!!!1". Land holdings don't affect IC statistics much.

*ahem*


5. You can either RP your countries with the population demographics they have in RL, or with what you created for you NS nation.

But, upon request, I will use my Ns military (7 million) with my NS budget (about 1.4 billion)

OOC: Yes, but, if you plan to do any wars or RPing outside Earth NA, they'll reject the larger population figures.

oh, of course, this is just for Earth NA, in everything else i have 7 mil

oh, of course, this is just for Earth NA, in everything else i have 7 mil

OOC: Ah, okay. Nice signature, btw.

OOC: hehe thx, did i eat your brain?

EDIT: yes baby! 11 brains!

OOC: Eh... seems a little too confusing to me... I mean, on Earth NA you have God-knows how many troops, but outside of that you have like 10,000,000? I would think that you would keep your NS Military number... regardless where you are...

OOC: Also, after calculating my approximate military in accordance with the CIA World Factbook, I've concluded that it was RIDICULOUS. My military was almost as much as my ENTIRE POPULATION. Personally, I don't think we should use real life estimates on our military. It'd be too ridiculous, not to mention confusing because it won't match up with our population.

Therefore, I use:

http://twr.1colony.com/ver8/calc8.0.html

ooc: according to that my military has about 3,800,000 with about 200,000 in reserve. However we spend $555,428.57 per soldier, so I can only assume that they are all well-equipped and well trained. I’ll post some specifics on their equipment later today. I have to go do stuff. I shall also post the name changes of places, since I am going to rp the demographic of my nation after a Texas-like atmosphere. Willy Nelson Canal, anyone? :D

OOC: Pretend In NS earth i am not By, i am the unamed ruler of west europe and south africa

*looks at all the milltary posts amd wonders if I've created a monster* We are going to do something besides war Rping, aren't we?

BTW: aren't 500,000,000 man armies a little silly?

OOC: No.

*LaUNCHeZ n00ks aT eVeriOne!!!!!111*

(That was OOC, BTW.)

i have around 700,000,000 million troops. that's the way it is.

Wow, i think this getting a little silly, i think we should just go with out NS armies

OOC: Wow, i think this getting a little silly, i think we should just go with out NS armies. Lets take a Vote.

Votes:
NS:

RL: I
Me




btw: the US military only consits of 67 mil

Wow, i think this getting a little silly, i think we should just go with out NS armies
EXACTLY! That's what I've been saying! Just have your NS armies so it doesn't get too confusing!

OOC: Wow, i think this getting a little silly, i think we should just go with out NS armies. Lets take a Vote.

Votes:
NS:

RL: III
Me, JS, CHY




btw: the US military only consits of 67 mil, and it has a huge army compared to the rest of the world

place your votes!

*looks at all the milltary posts amd wonders if I've created a monster* We are going to do something besides war Rping, aren't we?

I sure hope so.

BTW: aren't 500,000,000 man armies a little silly?

Yes.

Wow, i think this getting a little silly, i think we should just go with out NS armies

Agreed.

As there were no current hostilities, Our Emperor Maxilious decided to focus on diplomacy, homeland security, and the economy. The Emperor: It seems that we have no official diplomatic relations. Lets try to make a few Allies And Trade Agreements.
*sends offer of alliance, and a trade agreement to Beautiful Yalaluxurious*
*sends offer of alliance, and a trade agreement to Maineacs*
*sends offer of alliance, and a trade agreement to The Hoth System*
*sends offer of alliance, and a trade agreement to Charyana*
Ah, Yes That Should Be sufficent, but our economy is terrible. after a few hours of pondering what to do, the emperor decides to start many homeland security projects, such As SAM installations, radar, and other defensive structures. to build these, he decides to put all the homeless and jobless people to work on these projects. He offers them a home, and a job in the military after the jobs are completed. almost 97% of people accept and the projects are finished in a matter of months. since the job is over, the workers live up to their end of the deal, and swells Defuniaks military by 25,000 men.

I agree, no NS armies.

btw: the US military only consits of 67 mil, and it has a huge army compared to the rest of the world

I assume you are referring to WW2. Right now active military is just above 200,000 I believe.

ooc: yes, so you must use the population of your NS nation

and btw i misslabled the votes, they should be switched, editing

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no, I am refering to avalible military personeel, active or otherwise

yes, and because of the large size of our nations that make up many countries, would probably make 100,000,000 active men, realistic. especially if your nation is militaristic and asian. due to the large populations.

no, I am refering to avalible military personeel, active or otherwise

ooc: O_0. The pop of the whole US isn't even 300,000 mil. Believe it or not, a tenth of us aren’t in the military.

Defuniak: please post all Ic stuff in separrate threads, then give the link. Title it appropriatly, something like: [Earth NA] Defuniak sends alliance proposals.

ooc: O_0. The pop of the whole US isn't even 300,000 mil. Believe it or not, a tenth of us aren’t in the military.

ok, sry, I just got the off the CIA page. and i think it was just "men fit for duty" not "men in the service" sry

OK TO CLEAR STUFF UP
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-All(?) Nations have ageed to use the military of they're NS countries, not the combined forces of their territory.

-I got Screwed up, disregard my posts concerning the US military.

-please post all IC stuff in different threads and use this to post the links

-Everything ^ is subject to Manieacs authority, this is just my take on stuff.
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OOC: sorry for being so bossy, but i guess its better than total spammish confusion.

yes, and because of the large size of our nations that make up many countries, would probably make 100,000,000 active men, realistic. especially if your nation is militaristic and asian. due to the large populations.

Wow. Just Wow. China has a population of almost two billion and has a military of about 2 million.

Wow. Just Wow. China has a population of almost two billion and has a military of about 2 million. i guess i was wrong. just use realistic on the calculator. plus any bonuses that you may have.

accordin to the realistic thingy, i had 5,000,000 soldiers. I also have 25,000, because of that deal that i made with my people, and also, 10,000,000 clones from huntaer. a total of 15,025,000.

ok. Though i don't think you can use ft storefronts on this Earth.

I'm in,
OOC: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=431856
:)

OK, here's what I think:

1. Let's use NS armies (this works better for me anyway, even so I have 690,000 men in my army. Hey, we're a nation of hippies :gundge: )

2. Clones are ok. Earth NA, if you recall, is modern/post modern tech eg., cars in Maineiacs run on hydrogen fuel cells.

3. I don't mind using other treads and linking it to here, but I'm hopelessly incompetent with computers. I don't know how to do that.

4. I may have "created" this world, but I'm not God. I appreciate input.

5. By "playing your nations NS or RL demographics", I meant you can have the racial/ religious makeup which ever you want. Sorry if I wasn't clear.

I probably have 100,000. We're still a fledgling nation.

I Have 15,278,500 men. like it or not.

Defuniak: please post all Ic stuff in separrate threads, then give the link. Title it appropriatly, something like: [Earth NA] Defuniak sends alliance proposals.


Personally, i disagree, i think we should role play diplomacy too.

3. I don't mind using other treads and linking it to here, but I'm hopelessly incompetent with computers. I don't know how to do that.


ok here is what you do.
1# go to International incidents and create a thread. Put a [Earth NA] tag on it, and post it.

2# Copy and paste the URl into a post for this thread, tile it appropriatly, and bata-bing, bata-bang, your done!

Personally, i disagree, i think we should role play diplomacy too.

huh? I just told you to roleplay diplomacy, in a way...?

i mean on THIS thread.


I'll Do it no matter what. so you can accept proposals on this thread.nowhere else.

Either way is fine with me.

oh, sry.

MAN -- can you put all threads ppl post on the first post, like on earth II?

Let's Just Start RP'ng!

We kinda have - this is like the OOC thread now

We kinda have - this is like the OOC thread now

OOC: No, this is the real thing. see, i'll start!

In the Defuniak Tokyo Times, The Headline Is:

DEFUNIAK DECLARES WAR ON CHARYANIA!

This is not a cause of surprise, as Charyania has tempted Defuniak for A long time. (Sorry Charyania! I had to come up with a reason!) As what to do now is up to the chief of staff and THE EMPEROR to decide. Their Decision Was to send an ultimatum to Charyania, that read this.

To, the leader of Charyania.
The Nation Of Defuniak Is Tired Of your constant Molesting With The Wellbeing of Defuniak! We Will Not Completely Destroy you if you agree to our terms: Give A tribute Of 1,750,000 USD$ Per Year, Disband 3/4 of your military, and destroy 20 of your military Naval units in the class of Submarine, Battleship, Carrier, Cruiser, or Destroyer. If These Terms Are not met, Your Nation Will Be Destroyed.

The Conclusion Of this Conflict is yet to be resolved.

OOC: See I just did it!

Teymor Pledges Full Support Of Defuniak In this situation.

OOC: See There's Another! :)

The Government of Yalaluxurios refuses to comment on the matter, and is for all means and purposes, totaly uninvoled.

The Free Land of Maineiacs declares neutrality in this matter, and urges both parties to seek a diplomatic solution. Please gentlemen, I invite you to come to Maineiacs City (OOC: NYC). We'll sit down and discuss your differences rationally and calmly. Please let us know if there's anything further we can do to facilitate a peaceful resolution to this conflict.

Anderson McDermott
President,
The Free Land of Maineiacs

OOC: on a personal note, I'm a World Benchmark in civil rights, and my education system is the envy of the (NS) world. Kewl, 4th graders studying quantum physics! :cool:

On the Yalan News:

...the Government of Yalaluxurios refuses to comment on the matter, and is for all means and purposes, totaly uninvoled. Citizen have been interview however, and the majority of them are completely disgusted with the arrogance of Defuniak. One Roger Baylor was quoted: "Those Defunian [CENSORED] are just sick! They aint' got no right to go telling other countries what ta' do. I got half a mind to go ova' and help them Charanians!" Baylor continues with his interview, but do to YTVA regulation, we are not allowed to show it, due to the immense amout of profanity...

OOC: No offence ;)

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Seal Nightly News

This just in! War has been declared! Apparently, the nation named Defuniak has declared war upon Charyania. The emperor has this to say.

Arfus Sealous, the emperor of Joseph Seal, wears a translator around his neck, which drowns out his barks, growls and squeals

"The nation of Joseph Seal has declared neutrality in this conflict, as we would like to stay peaceful and not have a war on our hands. If, however, the war is fought on our territory, we WILL retaliate. So keep your war on your nation's grounds. That is all."

On The Defuniak National News!

After This Predicament, The Defuniak News Organization Has Decided To Interview people from all of Defuniaks 3 regions.
Issani Ilanduck, of Alaska, Has A Strong View On The Matter. "Ya Know, This is a double sided deal. It might raise taxes for awile, but in the end, when we're victorious, all the taxes will go down! I'm All For This!

Imberanji Shala, a native Polenesian,says " Those Crazy Charyanians need a lesson! Those :censored: Charyanians DESERVE TO DIE!!!!! They cause ALL Kinds of problems!!! If Your A CHARYANIAN $%#@!@ DIE!!! %#@$ AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!" After This A man in a dark suit said, come on Imber, it's time to come home. Yes Home.H.O.M.E. We're Going home. Then He looked at our crew and replied, "I sure hoped She Hasn't Hurt Anyone".

Tokojawa Inara, of Tokyo, says "These people need to pay, money preferably, but war??? People Might Die!!!"

After This, The Government Has Decided That The Ultimatum Will Continue, but will relax the territorial demands. Bill Malax, The Chief of Staff Says"These people Will Either Pay with their wallets, or their lives".

International News Network

At 12:11 AM GMT an emergency press conference was held in the Brazilian capital to discuss the MHDP's posture in the present war, President Markus Dietz told the nation, "We will not, in any way support either side of this war, we have more important things to be worried about such as the growth of our economy and development of our own domestic security policies and forces. We are monitoring this situation closely and if necessary we will defend our territories."

At any moment this could become a very dangerous situation, stay tuned to INN for late breaking reports.

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Ex Wolf, the current Prime Minister of The Most Serene Republic of Wasted Genius has been informed by the Ministry of Information that the Militant Despotism of Defuniak has declared war on The Republican States of Charyania.

In a statement addressing the citizens of Wasted Genius, Mr. Wolf said,

"The Most Serene Republic of Wasted Genius has long maintained the ideal that competitive, fair trade, not military action is the path to national and global advancement. Additionally as it appears that neither party in this conflict has attempted to resolve their differences through diplomatic means, Wasted Genius will remain neutral.

"Since The Militant Despotism of Defuniak shares a border with The Most Serene Republic of Wasted Genius, we have increased our military alert status to DEFCON 4 as a precautionary measure.

"To further clarify our position, The Most Serene Republic of Wasted Genius forbids combatants from either The Militant Despotism of Defuniak or The Republican States of Charyania to enter our sovereign land, coastal waters or airspace for any reason whatsoever.

"Tonight, the citizens of The Most Serene Republic of Wasted Genius may rest peacefully and take confidence in the skill and resolve of the men and women of our defensive forces to protect our borders and lands against incursions of any kind."

EDIT: "DEFCON 2 was changed to DEFCON 4" after researching DEFCON levels.

I Have 15,278,500 men. like it or not.

ooc: According to the suggested military calculator, your military is only 5,187,000 active and 273,000 reserve. Where do you get that asinine number?

OOC: I noticed that British Columbia shows up on the map as a claim of Defuniak. Earlier today Defuniak and I resolved that the territory was actually claimed by Wasted Genius. (See "Not Another Earth!" posts #264 and 266) Please update the map accordingly. Thank you!

ooc: According to the suggested military calculator, your military is only 5,187,000 active and 273,000 reserve. Where do you get that asinine number?
OOC: He apparently bought some clones from Huntaer. That's what I remember anyways...

President Richard W. Reagan’s television address.

“My fellow Charyanians and foreign allies these past days have been a test of Charyanian resolve. For unclear reasons, the dictatorship of Defuniak has presented us an ultimatum. Know that we will not falter, we will stand strong. The evil-doers, will never reach our shores. They will have to travel around South America to reach us. If they do, that is why we own guns. Any occupation of our nation can not succeed. They can not strike by air without traveling through neutral territory. To the nations of the world, know this, Charyania does not seek war, but we will defend ourselves if necessary. You must see this as an unprovoked attack and an affront to our sovereignty. To my fellow Charyanians, I say that we will remain strong and will defend our great nation. God bless Charyania, goodnight.”

To Maineiacs:

Your offer of peace talks is much appreciated.

OOC: He apparently bought some clones from Huntaer. That's what I remember anyways...

OOC: I still think that a clone army is a little beyond post modern tech. Especially if they are purchased from a Star Wars like nation not on NA Earth.

OOC: I still think that a clone army is a little beyond post modern tech. Especially if they are purchased from a Star Wars like nation not on NA Earth.
OOC: Well, Maineiacs thinks it's alright... and I do too. Besides, I myself bought 12,000,000 clones from Huntaer.

IC:

Official Statement

The nation, after hearing Charyania's statement, declares Defuniak's ultimatum unprovoked and wrong. The nation still declares itself militarilly neutral, but voices it's support for Charyania.

Secret transmission to Charyana.
Level 12 Transmission
Establishing Connection...
Connection Established

"Greetings to you. While we will not render military assistance, we will provide food, supplies and weapons for your people. They will arrive in unmarked containers, save for the seal animal emblazoned on the side. We fully support you in this war, and if you begin losing, we will provide military assistance. God speed to you all."

Transmission Ended

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In Joseph Seals Support, THE EMPEROR has decided to try and diplomaticly(see! i said it!) bring and end to Joseph Seals support of the Charyanian Dogs. As a response to Joseph Seals Accusations, THE EMPEROR, Has decided that He will respond by proving Joseph Seal wrong. He Says, "The people of charyania are not guilty. It is Charyania's leadership! The Charyanians have 3 options.
#1: Accept the Ultimatum. Except with no territory grants.

#2: Be Destroyed.

#3: Have A change of leadership, and gain a leader that will not corrupt and misguide Charyania's people!

As a response to Joseph Seals Accusations, THE EMPEROR says "We Have been completely provoked. My Actions, are in the interest of my people, and the world. The Charyanian government has many spies in my country, and even an assasination attempt was attempted on me! A charyanian assassin, that plead guilty in front of the high court, and told us the Charyanian Government filled his purse! He Also Said that many more attempts were going to happen, to other important officials! After this he took a syanide pill. The other Attempts happend, and they were all repulsed due to our newfound knowledge! They are still in captivity! Auviusly, (excuse my spelling)The Charyanian Government Intends harm! I had no other choice but to declare war."

After this speech, it is up to other world governments to respond as they see fit.

The emperor of Joseph Seal points out that many countries may have many spies in their territory. Defuniak may have spies in Joseph Seal's territory as we speak, and likewise. As for the assassination attempts, it's possible you framed a Chayanian with the attempt and pleaded guilty only because he was FORCED to by your government. And it's possible he was also forcefully fed the cyanide pill.

Your statements are interesting, but we still voice our opinion for the Charyanian nation, but will not use military force unless we are forced to, such as having the battle be fought upon our territory, or if force is used against us.

-Arfus Sealous: Emperor of Joseph Seal

OOC: I OK'd clones, but I didn't realize that he'd by so damn many of them!

From MBC (Maineiacs Brodcasting Corporation):

President McDermott issued the following statement about the brewing crisis between Charyania and Defuniak

"The government of Maineiacs reaffims its commitment to neutrality in this conflict. Should Defuniak's charges prove true, we condemn such acts categorically. We must also condemn the breeding of 'clone armies'. Genetic research, in our opinion, should benefit mankind; not unleash a nightmare upon it. We again extend our offer for the leaders of these two nations to come to Maineiacs, and discuss an end to this crisis that will not result in bloodshed. Please, gentlemen, for the sake of all the peoples of Earth, pull your countries back from the abyss before it's too late."

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OOC: Can anyone find a map of Antarctica?

The emperor of Joseph Seal points out that many countries may have many spies in their territory. Defuniak may have spies in Joseph Seal's territory as we speak, and likewise. As for the assassination attempts, it's possible you framed a Chayanian with the attempt and pleaded guilty only because he was FORCED to by your government. And it's possible he was also forcefully fed the cyanide pill.

Your statements are interesting, but we still voice our opinion for the Charyanian nation, but will not use military force unless we are forced to, such as having the battle be fought upon our territory, or if force is used against us.

-Arfus Sealous: Emperor of Joseph Seal

My Government is not THAT corrupt! surely you must not assume that i set up my own government!

COME TO MAINEIACS!!!

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This message brought to you by MaineiacsAir and the Maineiacs Tourism Board.

OOC: Can anyone find a map of Antarctica?
i'll look, but i don't know how to put the stuff i found and saved, onto my post. please help.

From the latest edition of the 501st Times:

501st Legion Claims Neutrality in Charyania/Defuniak Crisis

By KAZUMA TACHIBANA
Times Beijing Bureau

BEIJING --- President Shinji Langley Ayanami has declared that the 501st Legion is to remain neutral in the ongoing crisis going on between Charyania and Defuniak. "The Armed Republic of the 501st Legion is affirming its stance of neutrality in this conflict," he said at an emergency press conference earlier this morning. "This nation wants absolutely nothing to do with the affairs of either Charyania or Defuniak. If, however, either nation encroaches upon our territory or intentionally attacks our forces, we will defend our soil down to the last man if need be."

The 501st Legion has gone into complete lockdown ever since the conflict first began. The terror alert level has been raised to Red, and the military's alert condition is currently at Defcon 1. Regarding this increase in security and military readiness, Secretary of Homeland Security Curtis Izumi said yesterday, "Simply put, the 501st Legion is not taking any chances regarding this situation. We are merely trying to protect ourselves should this war ever reach our territory. We are not mobilizing for an invasion of either Defuniak or Charyania. Once again, we are trying to defend ourselves."

President Richard W. Reagan’s short speech delivered when the press showed up as he was exiting the Capital Building in Austin:

“You know me as an honest man, you also know that my administration has tried to stay out of foreign entanglements. The accusations of Defuniac’s dictator are baseless. Our people are isolationist, we have no need for spies in foreign lands, and we would be violating our own laws if we carried out an assassination attempt on the Emperor of Defuniac. The government of Maineiacs has offered to hold peace talks. We agree to attend if Defuniac does as well. Stay strong my fellow Charyanians and God bless.”

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OOC: Hey what's everyone national capital? If you have renamed it, what RL city does it replace? Just wondering.

Maineiacs capital is Maineiacs City (NYC)

OOC: Sealtropolis is the name. Capital is an artificial island in the middle of the Black Sea.

Rome. Not renaimed, not redone.

Midway Island. Isolated, Small, it's a nuclear bunker with SAM missles, An navy anchorage, air force base, and barraks. come on and get some! lol ;)

OOC: Mine's Boise, Idaho. Although the idea of a "capitol" is a bit of a stretch for my nation. All governmental business is done either by cell phone, e-mail or videoconference. I'll explain all this in my Factbook, which should be hitting NS soon. *Slaps self for procrastinating again*

OOC: The capital of the Armed Republic of the 501st Legion is located in Beijing, China.

Open letter addressed to the peoples of Earth NA

The government of Wasted Genius would like to note a change in its Prime Minister's statement regarding the conflict between Defuniak and Charyania. Mr. Wolf stated that the military was at DEFCON 2, when in fact the military was moved to DEFCON 4, which is normal peacetime readiness with increased intelligence and strengthened security measures.

The Most Serene Republic of Wasted Genius would like to express its regrets for this miscommunication and assures the nations of Earth NA that Mr. Wolf will not make this mistake again.

Sincerely,

At Masok
Acting Prime Minister
The Most Serene Republic of Wasted Genius

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OOC: The Capital city of the MHDP is Westminster (Brasilia renamed).

OOC: Hey, I have an idea. What if we move all our nations to a special region for ourselves? Earth NA? I think it'd be kinda cool...

OOC: Sounds good! :)

OOC: Good idea. I'd be happy to move there.

ooc: ill bring a puppet, but BY is not moving.

OOC: A special region for the Earth NA nations is a great idea. Just inform me when it's established, and I'll move there ASAP.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9255028#post9255028

Yalaluxurios Declares war on Teymor!

(Teymor, plz post in ^ thread)

OOC:Sounds great, guys. How do I do it? BTW, has anyone heard anything from those palyers that haven't been around yet?

OOC: Ill do it. Itll be called "Earth NA"

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w00t! 200 posts

ooc: done. move on in

OOC: First to join. :D

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9255028#post9255028

Yalaluxurios Declares war on Teymor!

(Teymor, plz post in ^ thread)


The President of Teymor Snarls. What??! Are There no warnings??? Reasons??? Very well. We won't be able to defeat them ourselelves.
*sends offer of military alliance against Beautiful Yalaluxrious to Maineacs and Defuniak*
If He Attacksa us, we will strike back. we will not fight until they have fought.

OOC: Ill do it. Itll be called "Earth NA"

What's the link?

ooc; for some reason, its really hard to link into nationstates, just search for "Earth NA" on the world page

ooc: Please post something in the other thread, or I will have to assume your fighting with all you have. IDK, just please post something in the other one

To all the world, Joseph Seal is happy to announce that we have bought all Russian territory from The Hoth system for 800 million USD. We are just now beginning to open up trade routes with The Hoth system and we hope The Hoth system does the same.

-Arfus Sealous: Emperor of Joseph Seal

OOC: In other words, update that map Maineiacs. ;)

As Yalaluxurios Is allied with Joseph Seal, we hope also to establish free trade with The Hoth System if allowed.

Indeed, the Hoth Manufacturing corporation is open to all kinds of international trade, especially with those in Earth NA.

DEFUNIAK INVADES CHARYANIA!

Last Night A Defuniakan Invasion force landed in Cuba, and has cleared the way for the main force. To Get there, the Defuniakan Navy has cleared canada, and went to the north pole and south to Cuba. The Force Currently includes, to our knowledge, 3,000,000 marines, 10,000,000, GI's, and 3,000,000 specialists. The Mech division includes, 200,000 CE main battle tanks, 400,000 Falxon armoured cavalry, and 800 Behemot Artillery Stations.
The Air force has 3,000,000 fighters and 1,000,000 strategic bombers, and 3,000 Robin Assault Helicoptors. The navy has 365 missile cruisers for fortress demolition, 6 Beehive Aircraft Carriers, and 4,000 "lifeboat" troop carriers. ( some of these groups may have varied versions of the same mech)
The Army invasion has currently reached an area between Santago de Cuba and Antilla. The Army is currently demanding the surrender of all the islands from the western tip of cuba, to the eastern point of barbados. at a northern point, key west, the southern point that is trinidad. the outcome of this is yet to be seen. : The INA, international news association.

Joseph Seal News

This just in, Seal troops have been moving across the Russian tundras nearer and nearer to the Defuniak border and the recently purchased Hoth System Russian territory.

The head government spokesman had this to say at the press conferrence. "This is not an act of war. We are merely strengthening our borders with Defuniak now that he has launched an invasion on Charyana."

We will keep on this with our special news team. I'm Brett Chapman, and this, is Joseph Seal News.

The Most Serene Republic of Wasted Genius is happy to announce its move to the region of Earth NA! Long live Earth NA!

Maineiacs has announced that it is placing its forces on hightened alert. We will not attack, but we will defend ourselves. We also announce the shipment of 30,000 MT of foodstuffs and other humanitarian aid to the people of Taymor. We also wish to poen trade relations with the Hoth System.

Memorandum

To: At Masok, Acting Prime Minister
cc: Ki Treso. Chairperson, Security Council
From: Ra Smead, Minister of Intelligence
Re: Recent Defuniak troops movements

The Ministry of Intelligence observed a large contigent of Defuniak military vessels and aircraft moving north from bases within their territory. No action is recommended at this time, as the forces navigated through international waters and airspace.

I have assigned a task force to monitor the corridor extending from the international boundaries of the Defuniak homeland to the North Pole as Defuniak has stated its intention to move more troops into its the combat zone. All Wasted Genius operatives will either be unarmed observers in the international space or will remain in our territory.

I will alert you and the Security Council immediately if any Defuniak forces appear to be straying into our territory.

From: THE EMPEROR of Defuniak
To: All Nations moving troops toward their borders with defuniak
: I implore you, please remove your troops. we intend no harm to anyone except the charyanian government. we have no troops that will invade you. we have no offensive plans except for against the charyanian government.
Thank You

The nation of defuniak is interested in buying the northwest territory and british columbia from wasted genius for 150 million us$ We also wish to strengthen our diplomatic relations with wasted genius. thank you.

OOC: I have now moved to Earth NA.

IC: From the latest edition of the 501st Times:

501st Carrier Battle Groups Mobilized; Borders With Hoth System Fortified
"NOT AN ACT OF WAR," SAYS PRESIDENT AYANAMI

By ASUKA TORISUNA
Times Hong Kong Bureau

HONG KONG --- In the aftermath of Defuniak's invasion of Charyania, President Shinji Langley Ayanami has ordered that three of the 501st Legion Navy's carrier battle groups be mobilized and that the borders with the Hoth System be fortified. "This is not an act of war towards the nations of Defuniak and the Hoth System," President Ayanami said at a press conference earlier this morning. "We are still maintaining our stance of neutrality in this conflict. The mobilization of the carrier groups is merely a security measure meant to deter Defuniak's forces from moving against the 501st Legion. Likewise, the fortification of the Hoth System's borders is another security measure, should the forces of Defuniak ever break through that nation's territory. I assure the leader of Defuniak that our ships shall not stray out of international waters or engage Defuniak's forces unless engaged. I also assure the leader of the Hoth System that our forces shall not encroach upon their land unless engaged."

One of the carrier battle groups, CVBG-03, is patrolling in international waters in the South China Sea, just southwest of Taiwan. The second battle group, CVBG-05, is patrolling international waters in the Philippine Sea, southeast of the Ryukyu Islands and northeast of Luzon. The third battle group, CVBG-07, is holding position in the middle of international waters in the Yellow Sea. The number of 501st Legion infantry, artillery, and armored divisions securing the border with the Hoth System is currently unknown.

OOC: I've created a bulletin board where I'll post my domestic communications, stats and any other supporting posts that might clutter up the main thread. Here's the link > http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=432239

Its pretty barren at the moment as Wasted Genius is still in its infancy. But everyone from Earth NA is invited to review it and post any comments you might have.

Thanks!

This is my diplomacy thread. [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9259694#post9259694]

Westminster-Brasilia Network News

Defense Secretary's wife christens first nuclear carrier, defense budget is expected to be expanded over next fiscal quarter.

Kay Jurgen, wife of Defense Secretary Martin Jurgen cracked the wine on the bow of CVN-1 "Maduko" today cheered on by hundreds of attendees to the deployment of the first nuclear carrier in the MHDP maritime fleet. The "Maduko" is a multi purpose naval vessel, capable of carrying large pieces of machinery and parts as well as a wide array of naval firepower. This multi-purpose vessel will be the paveway into constructing the many bridges required to connect the many islands of the Chagos Archepelagos for the eventual construction of the MHDP "Home Platform"

Later this evening Defense Secretary Jurgens announced to the Executive Committee that the Q3-Q4 budgets had been approved and would begin the construction of four new heavy industry yards in the Chicago/Gary metropolitan area. Later this month, a new class of helicopter, the "SuperRotor" will be introduced by Horton Industries, this amid recent allegations that funds had been siphoned into private accounts. Sales of the new "SuperRotor" design will begin after its release.

SuperRotor

This new class of helicopter uses blades which exceed 400 feet in length and have as many as 50 blades on the main shaft to provide incredible lift capabilities and multiple failsafes for combat duty. The primary use of this helicopter will be in the deployment of large steel or concrete structures.

Waiting, Waiting, Waiting


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Political Compass
Lebertarian Authoritarian 3.95
Right Left 2.00

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My computer has broken down. right now i'm on a friends computer. i won't be able to continue to play. i'm granting all of my territory to Defuniak for free. Thank You: The now exiled king of Teymor. -note- my nation will remain in earth NA, as i have ordered a new computer that will arrive in about 2 months.

Taymor will be held as Defuniak protectorate unrtil your return.

Can i please officialy have his territory??? He TG'ed me and said that i could HAVE his territory!!! plz plz plz!
[http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Defuniak]

Defuniak Invasion Continues!

Today we got news that the defuniak invasion force is only miles away from Havana! The Defuniak Government has issued a final message, that is a request of the surrender of Charyania that read, " The Nation Of Defuniak demands that Charyania Surrenders Unconditionally, And Tributes The Island of Cuba to The Militaristic Despotism of Defuniak." The Outcome of this is yet to be seen. (didn't happen)

To: Beautiful Yalaluxrious
From: THE EMPEROR of Defuniak

YOU FOOL!!! Withdraw Your Forces NOW Or face the FULL Wrath of The Militaristic Despotism of Defuniak! Withdraw Now Or Be Destroyed!

You can have it, but if he returns and wants it back, give it to him.

The Imperial Seal Confederation warns Defuniak not to interfere with Beautiful Yalaluxios's dealings, as BY is our ally. The emperor firmly asks that you back down in Africa and Cuba now and resort to peace.

-The nation of Joseph Seal

The Imperial Seal Confederation warns Defuniak not to interfere with Beautiful Yalaluxios's dealings, as BY is our ally. The emperor firmly asks that you back down in Africa and Cuba now and resort to peace.

-The nation of Joseph Seal

The Nation of Defuniak has no offensive plans against Beautiful Yalaluxrious, as we only have plans to defend our sovereign territory.

- The Nation of Defuniak

Maineieacs- Okey Dokey, that's fine with me.

The nation of defuniak is interested in buying the northwest territory and british columbia from wasted genius for 150 million us$ We also wish to strengthen our diplomatic relations with wasted genius. thank you.

To the Emperor of Defuniak:

The Most Serene Republic of Wasted Genius respectfully declines your offer to purchase British Columbia and the Northwest Territories. We have come to this conclusion for the following reasons:

1. These lands provide a valuable buffer zone between the main population centers of our countries. In these times of unstable international politics, this could increase the chances for our two countries to maintain and develop improved diplomatic relations.

2. The area being discussed was not offered for sale, thus no discrimination or change in policy is intended by our refusal.

3. If the region were offered for sale, the value of the estimated natural resources would be far greater than your initial offer.

An important priority for Wasted Genius is international trade. While we welcome the opportunity to strengthen relations with your nation, any plans to expand commerce with you will remain in limbo until we are satisfied that your recent invasion of Charyanian sovereign lands cannot be solved by diplomatic means. We urge you to accept Maineiacs offer to mediate this situation, so that we may move ahead with the very profitable venture of international trade.

Respectfully,

At Masok
Acting Prime Minister
The Most Serene Republic of Wasted Genius

The Naval Defense Center in Houston:

“Can ya believe this bull sh*t that Defuniac is spewing, sir?” inquired Vice-Admiral Smith to his commanding officer. “Defend his territory, my a**.”

“Enough Smith. Is the trap prepared?” said Admiral Williams.

“Yes, sir. We’ve been preparing eva since we picked them up off the coast of Georgia. As expected, the b***erds have no sub killers, sir.”

“Arrogance is the currency of fools Smith, remember that, and learn from their lesson. What is the status of the fleet?”

“The carriers are in the Gulf, sir and the submarines are ready to kick a** off the coast of Cuba.”

“Good. Initiate operation Close the Gate.”

“Yes, sir. Yeeha, let‘s scare em sh**less”

Cuba:

Eighty Charynian low-detection submarines in various places throughout the Defuniac fleet, opened fire. Each launching three torpedoes, all aimed at the six Aircraft Carriers.

3 carriers were destroyed. 2 were severely damaged. As the ships sunk, the other ships in the fleet hurled depth charges at the deep blue. Attack helicoptors lifted into the air and launched light missiles into the water.
23 submarines were destroyed, and 34 severely damaged. 23 others left unscathed. that morning, many falcon fighter bombers were deployed on patrol that afternoon, and they destroyed 3 more submarines and sunk a light cruiser. that afternoon, the governor of cuba, also the only son of the charyanian leader fell to a firing squad, and his body burnt. also that afternoon, the burning and the killing began. nearly 3/4 of the population of cuba were killed, and the island left treeless, and lifeless. the defuniakan invasion forces left around 2 a.m., and arrived in a secret base somewhere in Alaska some 9 hours later. not another defuniakan military life was lost after they left. Cuba was in ruins. Their leaders spirit broken, and the People enraged. The conflict was ended. The Defuniakan people were elated. The partying lasted for days, and THE EMPEROR left for Maineiacs City at 6:00 a.m. the next day, where he awaited the charyanian leader, who was likely to be enraged.

(didn't happen)

3 carriers were destroyed. 2 were severely damaged. As the ships sunk, the other ships in the fleet hurled depth charges at the deep blue. Attack helicoptors lifted into the air and launched light missiles into the water.
23 submarines were destroyed, and 34 severely damaged. 23 others left unscathed. that morning, many falcon fighter bombers were deployed on patrol that afternoon, and they destroyed 3 more submarines and sunk a light cruiser. that afternoon, the governor of cuba, also the only son of the charyanian leader fell to a firing squad, and his body burnt. also that afternoon, the burning and the killing began. nearly 3/4 of the population of cuba were killed, and the island left treeless, and lifeless. the defuniakan invasion forces left around 2 a.m., and arrived in a secret base somewhere in Alaska some 9 hours later. not another defuniakan military life was lost after they left. Cuba was in ruins. Their leaders spirit broken, and the People enraged. The conflict was ended. The Defuniakan people were elated. The partying lasted for days, and THE EMPEROR left for Maineiacs City at 6:00 a.m. the next day, where he awaited the charyanian leader, who was likely to be enraged.
OOC: I believe this is a godmodd. How could you absolutely crush everything in sight without much of a resistance? You did not give Charyania a chance to fight back, you essentially steamrolled over Cuba without his permission.

OOC: It is indeed a godmodd. Redo that battle, gentlemen. FAIRLY

OOC: It is indeed a godmodd. Redo that battle, gentlemen. FAIRLY

OOC: I am curios as to which part you think was god modeing, and to what point we should go back to. I don’t think my subs were godmoding because he barreled into my territory without a second thought. I would hope with such a large number of troops he would have a little bit more respect for logistics, but alas, he doesn’t. I think it was godmoding when 240 torpedoes fail to sink six ships, and it was definitely godmoding when he rped my losses and characters. Not to mention nine hours to sail from Cuba to Alaska around Canada! :eek:

Beautiful Yalaluxurios Refuses to withdraw its troops from Africa, and now declares War on Defuniak in Africa, as per "Yalaluxurios declares war on Teymore" thread. We will, however, alow your troops to withdraw back to your home territory with out being harmed. We warn you, war with us is not a good idea, due to our powerfull alies and superior military. WITHDRAW FROM AFRICA NOW!

OK, that's what I get for being busy lately. You've both Godmoded. So here's the rules:

1. Make your posts realistic vis-a-vis logistics.

2. If you have declared war, then it's not a sneak attack, is it?

3. Post your own losses, not your opponent's.

4. Make losses realistic. 10 losses for a massive bombing run is unrealistic, but so is three-fourths of Cuba.

5. If you have a dispute, bring it to my attention by TG. NO REVENGE GODMODING!

6. IF I am invovled in a RP, I'll ask someon else to moderate.

7. All decisions are FINAL. :mad:

Go back to the point where the invasion fleet sets off.

BY: who was your last post directed at?

1. Make your posts realistic vis-a-vis logistics.

Honestly, I doubt Defuniac knows the meaning of the word logistics.

5. If you have a dispute, bring it to my attention by TG. NO REVENGE GODMODING!

Sorry, I was pissed. Won’t happen again.

(WARNING! Long post!)


Ok. I Admit. That was quite far fetched. I'm Sorry. I justed wanted to have fun. :( . I'll Redo it. Please Forgive Me! Ok. I'll Just Not make it happen. No Invasion Happened. It Is a waste of posts, but... at least they bumped the thread up! :p I can tell you what happened. This is a quote from a very intelligent person. " War Grows out of the desire of the individual to gain at the expense of fellow man." So True. So True.

Instead of that happening, my troops traveled to Africa to defend it from Beautiful Yalaluxrious. As The troops slowly approached, through series of island hopping, the morale was very high. Everything Seemed to be going well for Defuniak. The Emperor was having peace talks to end a conflict with Charyania that was very close to all-out war The Emperor had forgiven The Charyanian Government for the Anti Government propaganda. The Troops were in a hurry, but not much. The Beautiful Yalaluxrious forces Seemed to be doing a little more than strolling through Defuniak's Flowers, But they weren't in a hurry. Besides, The Government had asked the Beautiful Yalaluxrious forces to leave. If they still didn't, many countries would help oppose BY for having such obscene reasons... if he has any. It seemed like all the bases were covered.

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One Last Time... Beautiful Yalaluxrious, withdraw your forces from Africa. We will ask you peacefully one last time. If You do not withdraw, you will feel the full brunt of the world for your nonexistant reasons. In fact, you invaded for no reason at all! If you have posted them somewhere, please direct it to my attention.

-The Nation Of Defuniak

Honestly, I doubt Defuniak knows the meaning of the word logistics.

Actually, i do. it means the branch of Military art that embraces the art of moving and supplying armies. (I was dumb enough to forget it entirely!)

Beautiful Yalaluxurios refuses to withdraw from Africa, and we warn you, our allies as strong , as are we. Leave, and you wont be harmed.

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Assuming you had no/few troops in Kenya and Cameroon, Yalan forces have taken them (See "BY declares war on teymor", I already said i invaded the two)

I am guessing Joseph Seal has the Russian-Euro-Turk-Stan lands. Kind of like a USSR, but fat. If not, this is to be redirected to the person which it applies.


To: Whom it may consern
From: Presidente Fonzi Jewitt
The territories of Tajikstan, Kyrzstan, Uzbekistan and Turkmenstan greatly interest the Jewittist Republic, and in such, we wish to come to an economic and diplomat agreement.

A non-neogitable 2 trillion USD transfer plus five years oil at 80% off total price (making the actual transfer of funds about 3.5 trillion) to fill your demand. We are sure we can hold this order along with many others with our industrial might.


OOC: I think 3.5 trillion (which is pretty much free oil for five years and some extra trillion) is generous for those territories.

I am guessing Joseph Seal has the Russian-Euro-Turk-Stan lands. Kind of like a USSR, but fat. If not, this is to be redirected to the person which it applies.

-snip-



OOC: Check the first two posts in this thread. I think you're the one in teal.

OOC: Check the first two posts in this thread. I think you're the one in teal.

I am pretty sure he is. Just that all the colors of blue confuse me. It says later on he owns all of Russia, and that is the same blue as the nations I listed, so....

Map Key:

bright red -- Maineiacs

pink -- Defuniak

dark green -- Beautiful Yalaluxurios

light brown -- Charyania

periwinkle blue -- Tichang

orange -- Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo-Ho

navy blue -- Basque Spain

light blue -- South Pacific

light green -- MHDP

medium blue -- Joseph Seal

dark brown -- Wasted Genius

teal -- Truitt

dark grey -- the Hoth System

dark red -- the 501st Legion

light grey -- Teymor
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sorry if it's confusing. I didn't have all that many colors to work with. If everyone wants me to redo it, I will. Just let me know what color you want.

The nation of Joseph Seal is torn on this issue. On the one hand, it does want all of the territory it can get... on the other, Truitt is our ally, not to mention it's a good deal, and we don't want to become too stretched.

It is currently being presented to the Senate for debate, although there are many supporters for selling the territory. We will let Truitt know when we reach a decision.

-The Senate of Joseph Seal

The Nation Of Defuniak Refuses to withdraw from Africa, as you have posted NO REASON FOR INVADING The Defuniak Protectorate of Teymor. We Ask You one final time, BY for invading Africa. Imperialistic Ambitions will not be tolerated by your people, or any other nation in the world. Withdraw From Africa, or be destroyed. We ask you one final time. Withdraw from Africa Beautiful Yalaluxrious.

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Pedro Was Climbing Up The mountain. His, Guide, A wily Old Man, From The Newfound Guerrila organisation Was ranting on and on about "the old days" in which he was raised. He was fanaticaly loyal, so Pedro didn't have to worry about betrayal. They were almost there. There they were. There was the bridge. There was a deep crevace, about 50 ft. deep at the bottom. There was also a stream. He walked slowly towards the bridge. There were 3 guards. One At each end, and one at the middle. It was simple. He walked Slowly Across The Bridge. He smiled. So simple. So Simple. The guards didn't check him, luckilly. Then at that second, he threw a hand grenade at each guard at each end, they dropped dead into a gore show, with arms flying, and legs hurling through the air. The last guard was too stunned to do anything, and he only blankly strared. Pedro Punched him, and threw him off the bridge. Too Easy. He Readied his bunjee cord. It was ready. He jumped off, and he pulled up. Then he held onto the edge of the bridge, and set the remote control bomb under the bridge. He then slowly crawled across the bridge, and set himself on one of the support beams, and pulled out his remote. It was now a waiting game. He just had to wait for the BY troops and tanks to cross the bridge. His Guide Was Hiding in the bushes, sitting. He would give Pedro the signal when the enemy was coming across the bridge....

Besides, if he failed, Defuniakan troopes were only hours away....

Hoth Manufacturing
Official Press Release

In response to repeated threats of invasion and imperialistic/expansionist attitudes toward sovereign nations allied with and customers of the Hoth Manufacturing Corporation by the nation called Defuniak, the Corporate Army of the Hoth system has began to increase troop strength along the Korean border and has brought the fleet around the Hothian Peninsula*. While this is not an open declaration of hostilities with Defuniak, we sternly warn Defuniak to back down from all unwarranted incursions if they are to avoid military actions in eastern Asia.

Most Sincerely,

Darryl Galvax, CEO and Head of State

((*OOC: Looking on the map, the Hothian Peninsula is the only peninsula visible on the coast of the Hoth system, should be easy to spot.))

Hoth Manufacturing
Official Press Release

In response to repeated threats of invasion and imperialistic/expansionist attitudes toward sovereign nations allied with and customers of the Hoth Manufacturing Corporation by the nation called Defuniak, the Corporate Army of the Hoth system has began to increase troop strength along the Korean border and has brought the fleet around the Hothian Peninsula*. While this is not an open declaration of hostilities with Defuniak, we sternly warn Defuniak to back down from all unwarranted incursions if they are to avoid military actions in eastern Asia.

Most Sincerely,

Darryl Galvax, CEO and Head of State

((*OOC: Looking on the map, the Hothian Peninsula is the only peninsula visible on the coast of the Hoth system, should be easy to spot.))
The nation of Defuniak only wishes that BY Leaves defunik's sovereign territory.

We Have no offensive plans against any of BY's Allies. I will say again, he has no reason for the invasion. The international community will fight back if BY does not withdraw from Defuniak's Africa.

At this Moment, The grand Army of Defuniak has landed on the shores of Defuniak's Africa and has spread out in various fortresses all within 15 miles of eachother. Defuniak is ready to Defend.

501st Legion Claims Neutrality in Beautiful Yalaluxurios/Defuniak/Teymor Crisis

By MIMORI TORISUNA
Times Beijing Bureau

BEIJING --- In the aftermath of Beautiful Yalaluxurios' declaration of war on Defuniak and Teymor, President Shinji Langley Ayanami has announced that, as before, the 501st Legion will remain neutral in this conflict. "The Armed Republic of the 501st Legion shall remain neutral in this conflict as well," he said at an emergency press conference earlier this morning. "This nation wants absolutely nothing to do with the affairs of Defuniak, Teymor or Beautiful Yalaluxurios. If, however, any of those nations encroach upon our territory or intentionally attack our forces, we shall retaliate in kind."

The 501st Legion has been on lockdown ever since the beginning of the crisis between Defuniak and Charyania, and as long as the conflict between Teymor, Defuniak, and Beautiful Yalaluxurios continues, the lockdown will remain in place. The terror threat level is still at red, and the military is still at DEFCON 1; the borders with the Hoth System are still fortified, and the three carrier groups mobilized during the Charyania-Defuniak conflict are not being withdrawn back to their home ports. "We are still in a state of crisis," 501st Legion Secretary of Defense Gendou Lorenz said earlier this morning. "As long as we are in that state, our military will remain on alert until this crisis has been averted. If it ever escalates to the point where our nation will be attacked, we will be ready to defend ourselves down to the last man."

Invasion!

Yalan forces on the border of Defuniak and Yalaluxurios have launched a full-blown invasion into Defunian Africa. troops poured into The central African republic, Uganda, and Tanzania. Naval forces also attacked Equitorial guinea costs and harbors as well as those of northern Gabon. Status and casualties of the military are still unknown.

While the Free Land of Maineiacs wishes to remain neutral in this situatuion, we request that the humanitarian supplies that are already on their way to the Teymor/Defuniak port of Cape Town be allowed safe passage.

Invasion!

Yalan forces on the border of Defuniak and Yalaluxurios have launched a full-blown invasion into Defunian Africa. troops poured into The central African republic, Uganda, and Tanzania. Naval forces also attacked Equitorial guinea costs and harbors as well as those of northern Gabon. Status and casualties of the military are still unknown.


Luckily, The military was there to defend. 6 Anti- shore bombardment ships were sent out of harbor to destry the ships bombarding the coast. The Guns Were Blazing. It seemed like a stalemate. Everynow and then, one side would gain an advantadge. The forces were also about equal in size. With the combined forces of the Teymor, Defuniak, And A large Group Guerrila's, who's leaders name was Pedro Monatlina. He and his counterparts had blown bridges, lain minefields, and set traps for Yalal Troops. There were many casualties for the Guerillas, and even less for the Yalal. Some 500 gurrilas were killed. A number less than 150 were supposedly killed by Pedro and his mens bravery. The enemy may not have lost many troops to the guerrilas, but the enemy's supply lines were destroyed, and the Yalal troops moral Severely struck, and the Defunian Federations Morale Heightened by this minute victory. Along with the 6 Antiship Cruisers, There were 2 destroyers with 2 Warlock class assault helicoptors. Along With that there was A Alaska Class Superdreadnought, with 4 Warlocks and 2 Bumblebee Vertical Takeoff and Landing Fighter-Bombers.

Instantly retaliating, the yalan forces begin to start constant bombing runs on Defunian military positions. Fighters join as escorts to the bombers, and a cycle of takeoff/bombing/landing/refuling/takeoff started in waves. Early on some 100 bombers and 50 or more fighters were destroyed, but the predicted destruction of many military installments and AA weapons near the border seemed to almost cope for losing their main routes into Defunian Territory.

Out at sea, the carriers begin to launch fighter bombers, and they begin attacking the Defunian defenders on the shore. Many planes are destroyed, but also it seems the majority of the Defunian's coastal defenses have been destroyed, leaving large gaps in their lines. Landing craft are quickly dispatched, and at least 7,500 of the Yalans make it to shore. they are ordered to take and hold a place on land, and start to work furiously to build a defendable position. More troops are sailed in, and soon around 18,000 men are expanding their position. Naval vessels are pounded by the remaining defenses, and a few cruisers and a carrier fall to the enemy.

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Instantly retaliating, the yalan forces begin to start constant bombing runs on Defunian military positions. Fighters join as escorts to the bombers, and a cycle of takeoff/bombing/landing/refuling/takeoff started in waves. Early on some 100 bombers and 50 or more fighters were destroyed, but the predicted destruction of many military installments and AA weapons near the border seemed to almost cope for losing their main routes into Defunian Territory.

Out at sea, the carriers begin to launch fighter bombers, and they begin attacking the Defunian defenders on the shore. Many planes are destroyed, but also it seems the majority of the Defunian's coastal defenses have been destroyed, leaving large gaps in their lines. Landing craft are quickly dispatched, and at least 7,500 of the Yalans make it to shore. they are ordered to take and hold a place on land, and start to work furiously to build a defendable position. More troops are sailed in, and soon around 18,000 men are expanding their position. Naval vessels are pounded by the remaining defenses, and a few cruisers and a carrier fall to the enemy.

The Defunian Leader, Realizing that this was a problem, pulled back and drafted all women, men, and children that they encountered into guerrila forces. They pulled back About to a northern point in Southern Africa, Where they got fresh supplies, fresh troops, and new hope. Many Aircraft Were in the Air, covering the retreat. The Aircraft Were hignly succesful, as many smart bombs were dropped, killing troops, and many Yalal troops fell into traps set by the guerrilas. After they had restocked, They marched to the North-West, And also a large group stayed to train the locals. The Relieved Troops Set Up Defensive Fortifications, in the Congos, And All Along The Western African Coast On the Atlantic. Then They continued Punching A hole, heading to the west, effectively razing, with little resistance, as the Yalals had abandoned the area. Many troops were pressed into service, and they bought supplies from local farmers.

As the problem With the Yalal Marines, The Defuniak Grand Fleet had arrived, and was currently engaging the enemy vessels with ships of all kinds.
Carriers, Dreadnoughts, Destroyers, Submarines, Anti-Submarine, Cruisers, The Entire Naval Fleet outnumbered the Yalal Fleet. This could be considered, Defuniak's only strong point.

(OOC: how was that! No godmoding there! Eh?)

The Yalan forces pressed on. Continuing with the bombing runs, Yalan forces this time dropped firebombs on any wooded areas used by the Defunians. Bombers not over forests continued to drop tons of bombs, taring up the land like a hurricane. Yalan forces pushed forward into Defunian territory, very many faling to the defunian traps, but headway had been made into Defunian Africa.

The Naval forces began engaging the Defunian fleet off the coast of Gabon. Many Yalan cruisers were crippled or destroyed, but the artillery ships present had amazing sucess against the Defunians. Submarines sank many enemy vessels, and the escort ships were mildly sucessfull in tying down enemy boats. All aircraft carriers were lonng gone, and were currently sitting in a Yalan harbor in Ghana. Things seemed to be going moderatly well for the Navy.

OOC: Are all military invasions/activities supposed to take place in this thread only? That seems a bit odd, as it will be much more difficult to reference military actions without their own threads. To keep this from getting confusing with multiple theaters, I'm starting a new thread for my invasion of Defuniak's Korea- so you ought to check there.

OOC: Check this thread:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=432790

For my declaration of war on Defuniak.

The Yalan forces pressed on. Continuing with the bombing runs, Yalan forces this time dropped firebombs on any wooded areas used by the Defunians. Bombers not over forests continued to drop tons of bombs, taring up the land like a hurricane. Yalan forces pushed forward into Defunian territory, very many faling to the defunian traps, but headway had been made into Defunian Africa.

The Naval forces began engaging the Defunian fleet off the coast of Gabon. Many Yalan cruisers were crippled or destroyed, but the artillery ships present had amazing sucess against the Defunians. Submarines sank many enemy vessels, and the escort ships were mildly sucessfull in tying down enemy boats. All aircraft carriers were lonng gone, and were currently sitting in a Yalan harbor in Ghana. Things seemed to be going moderatly well for the Navy.


That's pretty darn close to a godmod. But i'll ignore it.

This was a terrible situation. The African Battle was lost. They made one last descision. The Battle For Africa was over. The Defunian Forces drafted most, if not all able men and women. The children Were Evacuated to a Neutral Zone. Now that the War was basicly over, the Defunian Federation Officialy Surrendered Africa to the Yalal Army. The Forces withdrew, Using The Remnants of the Navy as transports to transport the collosal army of negro grunts to Japan, Midway And Alaska for training. The Defunian Alliance sent offers of peace to Joseph Seal And Yalal Army. They completely surrendered Africa And Madagascar to the Yalal's. Hopefully now Joseph Seal Will rethink his offensive plans.

-The Nation Of Defuniak

That's pretty darn close to a godmod. But i'll ignore it.

This was a terrible situation. The African Battle was lost. They made one last descision. The Battle For Africa was over. The Defunian Forces drafted most, if not all able men and women. The children Were Evacuated to a Neutral Zone. Now that the War was basicly over, the Defunian Federation Officialy Surrendered Africa to the Yalal Army. The Forces withdrew, Using The Remnants of the Navy as transports to transport the collosal army of negro grunts to Japan, Midway And Alaska for training. The Defunian Alliance sent offers of peace to Joseph Seal And Yalal Army. They completely surrendered Africa And Madagascar to the Yalal's. Hopefully now Joseph Seal Will rethink his offensive plans.

-The Nation Of Defuniak

OOC: However, you still have to worry about the Korean front. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9273394#post9273394)

OOC: However, you still have to worry about the Korean front. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9273394#post9273394)

I Know, I've offered peace on the invasion thread! Besides he's off right now. I've nicely asked him to leave, and hopefully he will, now that BY and I are at peace. Spoiler!!!!

I even offered an alliance!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13/YalaNS/WorldNA.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13/YalaNS/WorldNA.jpg
OOC: First off, awesomeness galore. Nice map. :)

Second, a bit flawed though... Truitt has not agreed yet, but I have sold Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, and Turkmenistan to Truitt.

What do you mean I have not accepted? I say pretty much "Hey, you take my money, I'll take your land."

If you already passed it (I was the votting post, not the confirmation) than fine by me, I accept it and money wired.

Great map.

JS: let me know when that sale goes through, I'll update the maps here.

BTW, don't MoPo and someone else also have claims in antarctica? And where are MoPo, Tichang, South Pacific, and Basque Spain? They haven't been posting. I'll post more myself soon -- studying for mid-terms (summer classes)

What do you mean I have not accepted? I say pretty much "Hey, you take my money, I'll take your land."

If you already passed it (I was the votting post, not the confirmation) than fine by me, I accept it and money wired.
Oh... then um...

Maineiacs, Truitt has accepted. :D;

I hate to bring this up so late in the game, but there are many countries that have not done ONE post! What should be done? I mean, should they be removed??? If They Are Removed, I have dibs on basque spain and the south pacific!

OOC: I get Tichang and Mo-Po-Lo-To-whatever the hell his name is's territory!

JS: was Tajikistan included in the sale?

I want a chunk of antarctica. They have until Friday, then I will assume they're not coming.

OOC: I get Tichangs, I am bordering him (just sent a TG to get him back, and maybe get Afghn and Pak). Also, Tajikistan and Kyrzstan should be included, as it was my offer, and other wise he has no border with them, as Kazakhstan cuts him off from them.

The Jewittist Republic annouces its expansion into the Indian ocean. Any unclaimed lands in the Indian Ocean will be taken.

The islands are mostly uninhabitated from resent anarchy plurges.

OOC: I am doing this to get my color across that map. I am probably one of the largest NS pop nations, but maybe (me and Tichang fighting for it) the smallest land wise. I need land, big time.

Check the maps on p.1 to make sure I have them right.

OOC: Yeah, that seems right...

Also, I called Tichang's territory first. I get first dibs on it! :p Of course, I will sell it to Truitt, in exchange for getting back Kazakhstan. ;)

There is a new leader of Defuniak, who's name is "John Hester". The Nation Is thriving under his rule. The army has swollen by 15,000,000 troops thanks to the drafted Africans.There's a spoiler down there!

John Hester is my real name!:cool:

"What's that?" asked a representative of the executive counsel, staring at the rather large metal column the plant supervisor was leaning against.

"This... This is the bolt that we use on the new K-11 AntiShip Cannon."

"Wow, what's the diameter of that bolt? It looks like it would have to be 2 feet across."

"You're close, it's more like 22 inches." said the supervisor looking up the column towards the ceiling of the cavernous factory floor.

"So, this is like a rifle right?"

"Yes, a very, very, very large, very very powerful rifle. The shell leaves the barrel at speeds which exceed all other modern cannons."

"So it's essentially a sniper rifle?"

"Yes."

"Against ships?"

"Yes."

"Oh."

"So this punches a hole in the ship?"

"Two holes, one coming in, and one coming out."

"Oh. Wow, this is..."

"A very, very big gun." The supervisor then proceeded to hand the rep. a cup of coffee.

"Sugar?"

OOC: Very inventive. Also very frickin' scary. :eek:

OOC: Um... Defuniak, when you can, please reply to my war thread. Thanks.

Also, I think your army increase is a godmodd. I mean, 15,000,000 troops JUST like that? I think that's too unrealistic. A couple million, 5 at most, is fine, but 15 million? No.

The Nation Of Defuniak Would be interested in a trade agreement and an alliance with truitt, as we believe our two countries would easily prosper together.

~The Nation Of Defuniak


I wanted to make a spoiler.

OOC:Would you quit it with the spoilers!?!?

Also, i agree with JS; 15mil troops in the blink of an eye? I think not

OOC:Would you quit it with the spoilers!?!?

Also, i agree with JS; 15mil troops in the blink of an eye? I think not

Spoilers: But they're so much fun!

The Negroe Army: Go to Joseph seals War thread. I sent them back to Africa. (Don't worry, We brainwashed them with teletubbies, so they forgot their military training!)


~ Message Encoded to Maineiacs Nation of Defuniak would be interested in making an alliance with Maineiacs.

OOC: :sniper:

DEATH TO SPOILERS!!!

OOC: :sniper:

DEATH TO SPOILERS!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

how do you even do that?

We, the nation of Charyania, humbly request that the afore mentioned nations peruse this treaty.

The American League.

1. The signing nations are hereby member nations of The American League.

2. Member nations will protect North and South America through direct military action.

3. Indirect aid will be required for wars taking places in holdings outside of America involving league members. However, member nations may assist directly in these wars if they wish.

4. Member nations agree not to wage war against each other, and may not enter into another treay which would put them at odds with this League.

5. Members of the league will actively seek to ensure that the various American peoples are secure and safe from the forces of other continents.

6. Defuniac may not join the American League, because of his threatened aggressions in the past.

Signatures,

Richard. W. Reagan, President of Charyania.

how do you even do that?


How do you do spoilers...... I guess you could learn if you became one of our allies, including a free trade agreement.

Accept, and you will learn.....

the Free Land of Maineiacs accepts Charyania's proposal. Although we abhor the thought of war, we recognize that the world is becoming increasingly dangerous and that mutual defence treaties may be the only thing standing between us and godmodding countries that think you can raise, equip, and train a 15,000,000 man army in a few days.

:rolleyes: :p :D :gundge: :sniper: :confused: :headbang:

the Free Land of Maineiacs accepts Charyania's proposal. Although we abhor the thought of war, we recognize that the world is becoming increasingly dangerous and that mutual defence treaties may be the only thing standing between us and godmodding countries that think you can raise, equip, and train a 15,000,000 man army in a few days.

:rolleyes: :p :D :gundge: :sniper: :confused: :headbang:

How about you pay attention to your own thread! :mad: This is quite an insult, as i sent them back, and had them brainwashed with telletubbies so they forgot their, minute amount of training. That's a very incompetent post. And VERY irresponsible! :upyours:


Say you're sorry

The MHDP is also willing to join the American League, and offer full use of our ports of Sao Paulo, Westminster and access to the naval yards of Diego Garcia for military purposes. May this alliance prosper.

Markus Dietz,
President of the MHDP

You're right, I missed that post and I shouldn't have. Sorry about that.

The Jewittist Republic annouces its expansion into the Indian ocean. Any unclaimed lands in the Indian Ocean will be taken.

The islands are mostly uninhabitated from resent anarchy plurges.

OOC: I am doing this to get my color across that map. I am probably one of the largest NS pop nations, but maybe (me and Tichang fighting for it) the smallest land wise. I need land, big time.

The Chagos Archepelago is under posession of the MHDP and we're not giving up Diego Garcia.

Markus Dietz,
President of the MHDP

OOC:The Maldives belong to Tichang, Seychelles, Reunion, Mauritius, Mayotte, Madagascar, and Comoros belong to BY (through Teymor), Chagos Archipelago to MHDP, and I believe the Kerguelen Archipelago already belongs to Truitt.

I hate to bring this up so late in the game, but there are many countries that have not done ONE post! What should be done? I mean, should they be removed??? If They Are Removed, I have dibs on basque spain and the south pacific!
An official communique to the leader of Defuniak:


To whom it may concern,

The Armed Republic of the 501st Legion knows of your interest in the territories of Basque Spain. In the event that they are turned over to Defuniak, President Ayanami has made a proposition for you. We are prepared and willing to give the following items in exchange for the territories of the Philippines, Malaysia, Singapore, Brunei, and Indonesia:

$50 million USD
125 Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-25 Foxbats
75 Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-29 Fulcrums
50 Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-31 Foxhounds
200 Mil Mi-24 Hinds
125 Sukhoi Su-24 Fencers
75 Sukhoi Su-27 Flankers
5 Tupolev Tu-160 Blackjacks
1 Nimitz-class aircraft carrier
2 Ticonderoga-class guided missile cruisers
5 Arleigh Burke-class guided missile destroyers
2 Spruance-class destroyers
5 Oliver Hazard Perry-class frigates
5 Los Angeles-class attack submarines
1 Sacramento-class combat logistics ship
1 Supply-class combat logistics ship

Defuniak will be allowed to keep Papua New Guinea and the territories of South Pacific. President Ayanami is also interested in a trade agreement with Defuniak and has promised noninvolvement in any conflicts involving Defuniak that do not intrude upon the the 501st Legion's territory, military forces, or civilians. That is all. Thank you for considering this offer.

Signed,

Rei Langley Ikari
Secretary of State of the Armed Republic of the 501st Legion

You're right, I missed that post and I shouldn't have. Sorry about that.

You Are Forgiven. :)

By the way, Beautiful Yalaluxrious, where did you get that map, i'm interested in using it. Also, how did you highlight like that? I can't figure out how.

The Nation Of Defuniak Regrets to reply that we cannot accept your offer, as we value this territory as higher than your offer, and the territory is not for sale. (On that note, we don't even own it yet! :p )

From: The Nation Of Defuniak
To: The 501'st Region

The Nation Of Defuniak Regrets to reply that we cannot accept your offer, as we value this territory as higher than your offer, and the territory is not for sale. (On that note, we don't even own it yet! :p )

From: The Nation Of Defuniak
To: The 501'st Region
I'll tell you what: Just reconsider the offer once you gain control over Basque Spain's territories. In fact, they're sitting ducks right now; you can just swoop in and take them over without much resistance.

OOC: Um... Defuniak? Check my war thread with you more often like right now. Thanks.

I'll tell you what: Just reconsider the offer once you gain control over Basque Spain's territories. In fact, they're sitting ducks right now; you can just swoop in and take them over without much resistance.


That wouldn't work, as if i did, basque wouldn't respond, therefore creating godmoding.

I hereby donate all my territory to Defuniak. Note, Defuniak Made this quote.

Had to do that. No one can invade Basque right now, as he will not respond, therefore godmoding, and i have dibs on him, so, i don't need to destroy my own territory, basicly.

Oh Defuniak, You're so beautiful!

:D (Sorry, I'm Just a retard!)

You Are Forgiven. :)

By the way, Beautiful Yalaluxrious, where did you get that map, i'm interested in using it. Also, how did you highlight like that? I can't figure out how.

The Nation Of Defuniak Regrets to reply that we cannot accept your offer, as we value this territory as higher than your offer, and the territory is not for sale. (On that note, we don't even own it yet! :p )

From: The Nation Of Defuniak
To: The 501'st Region

First off here (http://whale.wheelock.edu/whalenet-stuff/MAPSindex/images/World_polb.jpg) is where i got my map

Now how I did the rest:
1. This requires adobe photoshop (preferably elements 2.0)
2. Open the saved image file in photoshop
3. Go to 'Image' then 'mode' and click 'greyscale' this will turn the map black and white.
4. If it asks, say "discard color information"
5. go back to 'Image' 'Mode' and click 'rgb color'
6. Create a new layer
7. go to that layer, goet a big brush, and start filling in everyones territory colors
8. Once your done, all that should be visible are most of the oceans. The rest should look like big hunks of color.
9. Go to 'Layer opacitiy' on the layers box, and slide the bar down to about 30
10. Take a look at your map. If you dont like it, adjust the opacity up or down.
11. Your done

That will be $5 USD, payable to Yalaluxurios ;)

First off here (http://whale.wheelock.edu/whalenet-stuff/MAPSindex/images/World_polb.jpg) is where i got my map

Now how I did the rest:
1. This requires adobe photoshop (preferably elements 2.0)
2. Open the saved image file in photoshop
3. Go to 'Image' then 'mode' and click 'greyscale' this will turn the map black and white.
4. If it asks, say "discard color information"
5. go back to 'Image' 'Mode' and click 'rgb color'
6. Create a new layer
7. go to that layer, goet a big brush, and start filling in everyones territory colors
8. Once your done, all that should be visible are most of the oceans. The rest should look like big hunks of color.
9. Go to 'Layer opacitiy' on the layers box, and slide the bar down to about 30
10. Take a look at your map. If you dont like it, adjust the opacity up or down.
11. Your done

That will be $5 USD, payable to Yalaluxurios ;)


No wonder i couldn't do it. i don't have ANY adobe! But thanks for the map!

OOC: Two announcements to make...

The nation of Joseph Seal is pleased to announce that Beautiful Yalaluxios has given it's European territory to the nation of Joseph Seal, in exchange for BY being able to keep the capital city of Rome, and the right to use the land for military movements and the like.

Also, the nation of Defuniak has given it's Russian territory to the nation of Joseph Seal, and we are proposing buying his Alaskan territory for 50 billion USD. That is all.

OOC: So, time for some map changing. :p

Maineiacs calls dibs on New Zealand, and MoPo's Antarctic claim.

OOC: A Blanket Apology
I'm sorry I haven't been around much, but I've been really busy. I'm taking summer classes and have a mid-term tomorrow. I'll be more active on the weekend.

@ Maineacs: I belive JS already claimed Mo-Po.

@ Everyone: I am going to make an update map, please correct me if this is wrong:

JS: Mo-Po-Lo-To....'s territory, Tichang's territory

Def: Basque Spain's territory, The South Pacific's territory

@JS + Truitt: could you please inform me of exactly what you have traded, and if you actually have traded tichangs

OOC: Two announcements to make...

The nation of Joseph Seal is pleased to announce that Beautiful Yalaluxios has given it's European territory to the nation of Joseph Seal, in exchange for BY being able to keep the capital city of Rome, and the right to use the land for military movements and the like.

Also, the nation of Defuniak has given it's Russian territory to the nation of Joseph Seal, and we are proposing buying his Alaskan territory for 50 billion USD. That is all.

OOC: So, time for some map changing. :p

Better 2 Countries than crummy old kamchatka!

Wanna be friends?

Best Friends!

Better 2 Countries than crummy old kamchatka!



Best Friends!
OOC: ... ok. Defuniak? Please stop acting so goofy and RPG please... it's starting to get annoying.

@BY: Yes, I do have claims of MoPo's and Tichang's land. I'm also going to sell Tichang's land to Truitt for the return of Kazakhstan to me, and the Cyprus island. Note that we haven't started the trade yet, but it's planned.

OOC:
JS: you already control most of Eurasia
BY: You already control all of Africa
Defuniak: you're ok, I think.
LET OTHER PEOPLE BID ON TERRITORY!!!!!!!

NO claims (including mine) are final just yet, SO DO NOT POST CLAIMS! Truitt, Hoth, WG and 501st have first dibs. I'd like some of Antarctica, but I realize it isn't fair of me to just take it, so I'll wait until I see what others want.

THE MODERATOR HAS SPOKEN!

P.S. I'm not really mad, guys. Just wanted to make sure I had everyone's attention.

OOC: Eh... blargh... ah well... I'll just buy Alaska, Kazakhstan, and Cyprus then...

@ Maineacs: all of Antarctica is claimed...

Maineacs; could you update the Africa map

No, some of Antarctica is claimed by players that haven't been here. If they're not here tomorrow, their territory goes up for bidding. ALL CLAIMS MADE OVER NON-ACTIVE NATIONS' TERRITORY ARE NULL AND VOID UNTIL I SAY SO.

Africa map will be updated.

Just wanted to let you guys know BS(Heheheheh...) is back, and was posting in the claims thread.

OOC: WG is here too, but just lurking in the shadows. Sorry about the gap in posts, RL has been intruding on my NS life. :headbang:

Defuniak - If Alaska is on the market, I'd like to bid along with JS for it.

Thanks!

WG

I saw. Basque has been TG'd. If I hear back, I'll let him keep his claim. If not, oh well...

WG: I'll let the three of you work that out. Welcome back. :)

If you get Basques territory, ill pay 50 million for his little bit in Africa

BY: if Basque doesn't show up, you get Swaziland by default (hell, he'll probably sell it to you if he does show up, I would).

Attention Maineiacs, MHDP, and The 501st Legion

We, the nation of Charyania, humbly request that the afore mentioned nations peruse this treaty.

The American League.

-snip-



To the members of the American League:

Given the recent military activity on our west coast, we are concerned about the formation of a military alliance on our eastern frontier that has not been offered to us.

Sincerely,

At Masok
Acting Prime Minister
The Most Serene Republic of Wasted Genius

OOC: Does this mean I need to set up a National League so we can have playoffs? ;)

OOC:That's a novel way to think of a developing cold war. *LMAO*

If you get Basques territory, ill pay 50 million for his little bit in Africa


Ok, Fine with me.

No, i'm sorry. Alaska is not for sale.

No, i'm sorry. Alaska is not for sale.
The nation of Joseph Seal cautions Defuniak that it is prepared to invade Alaska and take it by force if necessary. We are giving you another, peaceful, and beneficial offer by buying Alaska from you. Our final offer is 100 billion. Take it, or prepare for invasion.

To the members of the American League:

Given the recent military activity on our west coast, we are concerned about the formation of a military alliance on our eastern frontier that has not been offered to us.

Sincerely,

At Masok
Acting Prime Minister
The Most Serene Republic of Wasted Genius

ooc: Honestly, I can’t find your nation on the map. It has occurred to me that I might have been confusing your and the 501st Legion's territory. If you are the possessor of the West coast, then I extend the invitation to you, not the Legion.

OOC: yes, that's what happened. WG owns Western US and Canada.

The nation of Joseph Seal cautions Defuniak that it is prepared to invade Alaska and take it by force if necessary. We are giving you another, peaceful, and beneficial offer by buying Alaska from you. Our final offer is 100 billion. Take it, or prepare for invasion.

Very well, 100 Billion it is. We expect the money to be wired as soon as possible. We have drilled most of the oil deposits dry, though.

~The Nation Of Defuniak

If you get Basques territory, ill pay 50 million for his little bit in Africa
deal


Im lost who wants my territorys

Ok Basque here is whats going on:

*Defuniak suggested we claim the territory of the Inactive nations
*He claimed your territory and south pacifics (as you both hadent posted)


anyways

thx for the deal. the 50 million is yours

Very well, 100 Billion it is. We expect the money to be wired as soon as possible. We have drilled most of the oil deposits dry, though.

~The Nation Of Defuniak
The nation of Joseph Seal accepts this. The 100 Billion USD is being wired to your nation's bank account as we speak. And do not worry, there are plenty of hidden oil deposits left in Alaska, so it's not too bad. Also, we don't even use oil anymore, except for trading and selling.

-The nation of Joseph Seal

I've heard from Basque Spain. I've steered him over here. He gets to keep his land.

OOC: An official decree from the region's creator -- Basque gets first dibs on unclaimed territory, as he wasn't here for the first land grab. Then Truitt, Hoth, WG, and 501st. You other guys have enough. If there's any left over, we'll talk. If not, you'll either have to buy it or invade it. I have spoken. :D

Maineiacs has updated its Facbook entry.

deal


Im lost who wants my territorys
OOC: I want some of your territory!


IC: An official communique to the leader of Basque Spain:


To whom it may concern,

The Armed Republic of the 501st Legion knows of your interest in giving up some of your territory. In the event that they are indeed given up, President Ayanami has made a proposition for you. We are prepared and willing to give the following items in exchange for the territories of the Philippines, Malaysia, Singapore, Brunei, and Indonesia:

$500 million USD
125 Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-25 Foxbats
75 Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-29 Fulcrums
50 Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-31 Foxhounds
200 Mil Mi-24 Hinds
125 Sukhoi Su-24 Fencers
75 Sukhoi Su-27 Flankers
5 Tupolev Tu-160 Blackjacks
1 Nimitz-class aircraft carrier
2 Ticonderoga-class guided missile cruisers
5 Arleigh Burke-class guided missile destroyers
2 Spruance-class destroyers
5 Oliver Hazard Perry-class frigates
5 Los Angeles-class attack submarines
1 Sacramento-class combat logistics ship
1 Supply-class combat logistics ship
It is our belief that the combined net worth of the cash and the offered military hardware is more than enough compensation for the loss of your territories. You will be allowed to keep Papua New Guinea, western Australia, and any other territories you may possess. That is all. Thank you for considering this offer.

Signed,

Rei Langley Ikari
Secretary of State of the Armed Republic of the 501st Legion

Basque: you don't have to give up territory, however you cerainly can if you want to.

To the grand dutchy of Teymor:

Yaluxurios wishes to buy your territory in Antarctica. Here are our terms:

-We will pay 50 Billion USD for your Antarctic Territory
-We will give you an island in the Indian Ocean (TBA) to use as your home territory
-We will sign a non-agression treaty with your nation
-Faliure to comply with these terms will result in your destruction

-Kaldorf Vassil III
President of Beautiful Yalaluxurios

@ Maineacs

I have officialy bought swaziland from BS (no joke intended) please update the map

Ok Basque here is whats going on:

*Defuniak suggested we claim the territory of the Inactive nations
*He claimed your territory and south pacifics (as you both hadent posted)


anyways

thx for the deal. the 50 million is yours


I dont recognize his claims to my lands i will continue to play as my nation as i had claimed it

OOC: I want some of your territory!


IC: An official communique to the leader of Basque Spain:


To whom it may concern,

The Armed Republic of the 501st Legion knows of your interest in giving up some of your territory. In the event that they are indeed given up, President Ayanami has made a proposition for you. We are prepared and willing to give the following items in exchange for the territories of the Philippines, Malaysia, Singapore, Brunei, and Indonesia:

$500 million USD
125 Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-25 Foxbats
75 Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-29 Fulcrums
50 Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-31 Foxhounds
200 Mil Mi-24 Hinds
125 Sukhoi Su-24 Fencers
75 Sukhoi Su-27 Flankers
5 Tupolev Tu-160 Blackjacks
1 Nimitz-class aircraft carrier
2 Ticonderoga-class guided missile cruisers
5 Arleigh Burke-class guided missile destroyers
2 Spruance-class destroyers
5 Oliver Hazard Perry-class frigates
5 Los Angeles-class attack submarines
1 Sacramento-class combat logistics ship
1 Supply-class combat logistics ship
It is our belief that the combined net worth of the cash and the offered military hardware is more than enough compensation for the loss of your territories. You will be allowed to keep Papua New Guinea, western Australia, and any other territories you may possess. That is all. Thank you for considering this offer.

Signed,

Rei Langley Ikari
Secretary of State of the Armed Republic of the 501st Legion


The Nation Of Defuniak is interested in buying Those same territories for 25 billion dollars, and 400 billion dollars worth of oil.

Originally Posted by Basque Spain
dont recognize his claims to my lands i will continue to play as my nation as i had claimed it __________________


That's your priviledge. You don't have to give up land. You got here in time.

Updated World Map:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13/YalaNS/WorldJPG.jpg

sry its a bit mini -- ill fix it l8tr

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Btw guys, i think Mo-Po was a troll. Hes not gonna be posting. Lets just give away his territory to a smaller nation

I think Teymor would be a good canidate.

Does anyone have Antarctic territory they'd be willing to part with?

MDHP: Would you be interested in selling at least some of your American territory? I can offer $3 Billion US, 2 Billion board-feet of hardwood timber, and 500,000 MT of produce.

Defuniak, I was under the impression that since he gave his land to BY, Teymor wasn't planning on coming back. Am I wrong?

Teymor never gave me his land. I invaded him, Defuniak allied with him, but I managed to take over Africa. No giving involved.

OK, I screwed up again. A lot gets posted while I'm away from my comp. Sorry yet again. BTW: JS now owns Alaska? When did Defuniak lose Taiwan?

The Nation Of Defuniak is interested in buying Those same territories for 25 billion dollars, and 400 billion dollars worth of oil.
Secretary of State Ikari wants to up the ante. The Armed Republic of the 501st Legion is willing to offer the following items to Basque Spain in exchange for the Philippines, Malaysia, Singapore, Brunei, and Indonesia:

$50 billion USD
250 Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-25 Foxbats
150 Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-29 Fulcrums
100 Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-31 Foxhounds
250 Mil Mi-24 Hinds
250 Sukhoi Su-24 Fencers
150 Sukhoi Su-27 Flankers
10 Tupolev Tu-160 Blackjacks
2 Nimitz-class aircraft carriers
5 Ticonderoga-class guided missile cruisers
10 Arleigh Burke-class guided missile destroyers
5 Spruance-class destroyers
10 Oliver Hazard Perry-class frigates
10 Los Angeles-class attack submarines
2 Sacramento-class combat logistics ships
2 Supply-class combat logistics ships

OK, I screwed up again. A lot gets posted while I'm away from my comp. Sorry yet again. BTW: JS now owns Alaska? When did Defuniak lose Taiwan?
OOC: Yes, I bought Alaska from Defuniak for 100 billion USD

The nation of Joseph Seal has announced that, aside from Cyprus and Kazakhstan, it will not demand any more territory in Eurasia, Africa, or the Americas. Also, it wishes to join the American League, now that Joseph Seal has purchased Alaska.

Members of the American League:

On behalf of the Most Serene Republic of Wasted Genius I accept your offer to join the American League. My people and I are enthusiastic about the prosperity and security that this new alliance will most assuredly create.

Sincerely,

At Masok
Acting Prime Minister
The Most Serene Republic of Wasted Genius

"What's that?" asked a representative of the executive counsel, staring at the rather large metal column the plant supervisor was leaning against.

"This... This is the bolt that we use on the new K-11 AntiShip Cannon."

"Wow, what's the diameter of that bolt? It looks like it would have to be 2 feet across."

"You're close, it's more like 22 inches." said the supervisor looking up the column towards the ceiling of the cavernous factory floor.

"So, this is like a rifle right?"

"Yes, a very, very, very large, very very powerful rifle. The shell leaves the barrel at speeds which exceed all other modern cannons."

"So it's essentially a sniper rifle?"

"Yes."

"Against ships?"

"Yes."

"Oh."

"So this punches a hole in the ship?"

"Two holes, one coming in, and one coming out."

"Oh. Wow, this is..."

"A very, very big gun." The supervisor then proceeded to hand the rep. a cup of coffee.

"Sugar?"


"...No, I'll take mine black," Ka Draco, Wasted Genius' Minister of Intelligence replied to his bosses offer of coffee. He'd already had about twelve cups of the stuff this morning, but one more certainly wouldn't hurt.

"So what brings you here today?" The Prime Minister asked as he took a seat behind his desk.

"Well, we've heard some unsubstantiated rumors around the international community that one of the American League countries is developing some kind of super gun."

"You mean, like a rifle?"

"Well, in a way. But from what I've heard, its bigger than any elephant gun you've ever seen. It might even be able to knock a hole through a ship."

"Hmm, there might be an opportunity here. Since we've joined the American League, I'm preparing to announce the availability of DU for export to League partner states."

"DU?," asked the MI.

"Yes, depleted uranium. You could never make a weapon out of it, except for maybe one kind - a bullet. In this case, a very large, heavy bullet. One that could pierce even the armor of an aircraft carrier. "

The Prime Minister paused to sip his coffee and watch his MI put the picture together in his mind.

The PM continued, "I'll tell you what, quietly float a rumor around the international community that we might be able to help put some pop into this gun if we could get a couple of them to 'test'. See if anybody gives you a wink or a nudge."

"Consider it done sir," the MI replied, "Consider it done."

OK, I screwed up again. A lot gets posted while I'm away from my comp. Sorry yet again. BTW: JS now owns Alaska? When did Defuniak lose Taiwan?


~ I sold Alaska to JS for 100 billion dollars. A very good deal.

~ I never lost taiwan! Why don't I have it? :confused:

"...No, I'll take mine black," Ka Draco, Wasted Genius' Minister of Intelligence replied to his bosses offer of coffee. He'd already had about twelve cups of the stuff this morning, but one more certainly wouldn't hurt.

"So what brings you here today?" The Prime Minister asked as he took a seat behind his desk.

"Well, we've heard some unsubstantiated rumors around the international community that one of the American League countries is developing some kind of super gun."

"You mean, like a rifle?"

"Well, in a way. But from what I've heard, its bigger than any elephant gun you've ever seen. It might even be able to knock a hole through a ship."

"Hmm, there might be an opportunity here. Since we've joined the American League, I'm preparing to announce the availability of DU for export to League partner states."

"DU?," asked the MI.

"Yes, depleted uranium. You could never make a weapon out of it, except for maybe one kind - a bullet. In this case, a very large, heavy bullet. One that could pierce even the armor of an aircraft carrier. "

The Prime Minister paused to sip his coffee and watch his MI put the picture together in his mind.

The PM continued, "I'll tell you what, quietly float a rumor around the international community that we might be able to help put some pop into this gun if we could get a couple of them to 'test'. See if anybody gives you a wink or a nudge."

"Consider it done sir," the MI replied, "Consider it done."

Wow. I'm Sorry, But I think that's a GodMod.

I never lost taiwan! Why don't I have it?

As far as I know you do, BY made a mistake on his map and it through me off.

Eh? I sure am glad he isn't God!

Sry, my mistake, ill edit that when I enlarge it

Wow. I'm Sorry, But I think that's a GodMod.

OOC: Which part, specifically? Although I will concede that twelve cups of coffee in one morning might be a little extreme.