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vote democrat!

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Sort of IC: Mills leads by 5 with roughly a 10 minutes left.

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What about the third party? :(

What about the third party? :(

OOC: Didn't want to take votes away from the major candidates and end up with the winner having like 30%.

From USNews:

Anchor: Hello and welcome to USNews! Well folks, it's over! The polls are closed and President Howard Mills has been re-elected to another four year term as President of the USN. President Mills won with about 52% of the vote, as opposed to Coulter's 47%. We are expecting a victory speech from President Mills very soon and will bring it to you once it begins.

At Mills ’04 Campaign Headquarters in New Nick City:

President Mills addresses a crowd of roughly 30,000 supporters and volunteers.

President Mills: We did it! (Applause) We have shown the world that the USN will not allow foreign nations to choose our leaders, but the USN people always will. Now we can go forward to a new time of prosperity and freedom. Domestically I will continue the many initiatives which I began in my first term! I will continue to make our economy as free as possible, because without a free economy there is no room for freedom in any other area of life! (Applause) I will also continue to expand civil and political rights in the USN, as I have been doing since I originally came to power. The USN will become a beacon for freedom one day and I will try to make that happen as soon as possible! (Applause) On the foreign policy issue I will also continue to be strong. I will extend our arms out to our old allies and make new ones! But one thing I will not do is sacrifice the safety of the USN in these quests for peace! (Applause) I will, as I always have done, keep the USN safe from the radicals whom wish us harm and hate everything we stand for. I will lead an administration which hunts down and destroys the terrorist threat in the USN, whether it is popular in foreign capitols or not. (Applause) We will continue to be strong, and become stronger under me so thank you for all your support and this could not have been possible without all you great volunteers! God bless the USN! (Applause)

From USNews:

Anchor: Hello and thank you for turning to USNews. As we have told you, President Mills has been re-elected to another four year term as President of the USN but there were many other races going on in the USN at the same time. President Mill's Nationalist Republic Party has done amazingly well this election night. Before tonight they already had a majority in the USN Senate but they have extended it by quite a bit. Initially the Senate was composed of 57 NRP Senators and 33 DPUSN (Democratic Party fo the USN) Senators. But after the elections the numbers stand at 64 NRP Senators and 26 DPUSN Senators. This is great news to President Mills as now he'll be able to get many of his proposed laws through the Senate. Also shifting tonight is the number of governors in the USN and their parties. Originally 30 USN States had a NRP governor and 20 had a DPUSN governor but those numbers now stand at 37 NRP governors and 13 DPUSN governors. It seems the citizens of the USN have decided that the NRP is the party for them and this nation. We will continue to keep you updated on all news relating to Election 2004.

MILLS WON!Oh well.This is the dumbest desicion I've seen voters ever made.I cannot believe Mills won.

MILLS WON!Oh well.This is the dumbest desicion I've seen voters ever made.I cannot believe Mills won.

President Mills: What?! Sorry can't hear you! The celebratory music and celebrating crowds are to loud!

ETERNAL DAMNATION!!!!
Darn it! Citizens of USN, don't come running to Random Kingdom when your spouses are being tortured and executed! Don't come running to us when you have no freedom! Don't come running to us when you're sick of Mills breathing down your neck.

As the only Delegator around here, I demand that a recount be established. Only nations that did not vote in the first election may vote (the new voters are considered to have been lost ballots that have been found.)
All in favor:

Originally posted by United States of Nick and edited by Random Kingdom:

President Mills addresses a crowd of roughly 3 billion non-supporters and volunteers.

President Mills: We did it! (Applause) We have shown the world that the USN are absolute dickheads, and now I have the power to execute them all. Now we can go forward to a new time of tyranny and terror. Personally I will execute at least 5000 more innocents in my next term! I will continue to make our economy as irritating as possible, because without an all-consuming economy there is too much room for freedom in any areas of life! (Boo!) I will also continue to stamp out civil and political rights in the USN, as I have been doing since I originally came to power. The USN will become a ghost nation one day and I will try to make that happen as soon as possible! (Boo!) On the foreign policy issue I will also continue to be strong. I will extend our arms out to our old allies and make new ones, excluding Random Kingdom because they won't stand for me killing off innocent citizens! But one thing I will not do is sacrifice my power in the USN in these quests for war! (Boo!) I will, as I always have done, keep the USN safe from the radicals whom wish us harm and hate everything we stand for, but have a point. I will lead an administration which hunts down and destroys innocents in the USN, whether they have done anything wrong in their lives or not. (Boo!) We will continue to be weak, and become weaker under me so thank you for all your support and this could not have been possible without all you great assholes! God bless the USN! (Boo!)

As the only Delegator around here, I demand that a recount be established. Only nations that did not vote in the first election may vote (the new voters are considered to have been lost ballots that have been found.)
All in favor:

No recount. The vote was fair and square.

No recount. The vote was fair and square.
And BIASED in Ner- ahem, Mills' favour.

And BIASED in Ner- ahem, Mills' favour.

The USN no longer cares (or did we ever?) what the RK has to say about well....anything concerning the USN.

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Mills: What!? Sorry can't hear you! We're still celebrating our victory here in the USN!!

The USN no longer cares (or did we ever?) what the RK has to say about well....anything concerning the USN.
Go screw yourself.

Go screw yourself.


OOC: :rolleyes:

Go screw yourself.
With eggs on top!

With eggs on top!

OOC: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

IC: Hey, better luck in four (NS) years.

With eggs on top!
Fried with the hot air of your supporters

OOC: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

IC: Hey, better luck in four (NS) years.
1 year NS = 1 day
In other words, your new term should end tonight or tomorrow. The elections took about 4 NS years by themselves! :p

1 year NS = 1 day
In other words, your new term should end tonight or tomorrow. The elections took about 4 NS years by themselves! :p

OOC: NS years are not actually set on one specific thing. They vary from thread to thread. In this one, NS time didn't even really matter.

The polls are closed!

Winner:

Howard Mills
Nationalist Republic Party
Mills should have the privilege of dying in a car crusher.

If by "fair and balanced" you mean "corrupt and evil" than yes, you are right. You were rooting for Mills since the begining. Why did you even have this election?

If by "fair and balanced" you mean "corrupt and evil" than yes, you are right. You were rooting for Mills since the begining. Why did you even have this election?
And that, my heartless USN foe, is the gospel truth.

Oh, and how many puppet nations did you have to make to ensure Mills victory? Or did you already have those 75 puppets to start?

Oh, and how many puppet nations did you have to make to ensure Mills victory? Or did you already have those 75 puppets to start?

Feel free to beleive that, but: ELECTION OVER.

Feel free to beleive that, but: ELECTION OVER.
lol, you don't deny that.

lol, you don't deny that.

I don't feel the need to deny ridiculous claims.

Random Kingdom had 69 puppet nations! See....we all can all make claims.

Lol, RK didn't have 69 puppet nations, I had 7, this is one.

Lol, RK didn't have 69 puppet nations, I had 7, this is one.

Which just adds to Mills's land slide. :)

Oh, and you did a lot to ensure a non-biased, equally advertized (non- fake or spoof), and equally covered.

I don't feel the need to deny ridiculous claims.

Random Kingdom had 69 puppet nations! See....we all can all make claims.
Random Kingdom has only one puppet, Sweatshoponia, and that didn't vote in the elections anyway.

Random Kingdom has only one puppet, Sweatshoponia, and that didn't vote in the elections anyway.

I wasn't saying your nation had. I was just saying it to prove a point.

Oh, and you did a lot to ensure a non-biased, equally advertized (non- fake or spoof), and equally covered.
I agree, if you meant that sacastically.

How the HECK did Mills get so far in front?

How the HECK did Mills get so far in front?

A last minute surge from allies in my region.

As the only Delegator around here, I demand that a recount be established. Only nations that did not vote in the first election may vote (the new voters are considered to have been lost ballots that have been found.)
All in favor:
TOTAL RECALL

Dear USN Election Board,

I believe that a total recall of this election is needed.I think that the votes were not counted fairly.This time we will not use polls because of the puppet nations that vote one to a hundred times.This time I believe we should post who we are voting for so the election will be more fair.It might take more time but, in my opinion I think it's worth it.

Sincerely,The Totally Bustin' Out Pimpin' Owner of United Arabia

Dear USN Election Board,

I believe that a total recall of this election is needed.I think that the votes were not counted fairly.This time we will not use polls because of the puppet nations that vote one to a hundred times.This time I believe we should post who we are voting for so the election will be more fair.It might take more time but, in my opinion I think it's worth it.

Sincerely,The Totally Bustin' Out Pimpin' Owner of United Arabia

From: Thomas Woodward, the head of the USN Election Board
To: United Arabians
Subject: Election

There will be no recall of the election. It is over. Mills's victory will stand.

A last minute surge from allies in my region.
Puppets in your region, more like.

Puppets in your region, more like.

Yes...of course....your guy lost so the election had to be fixed! :rolleyes:

From: Thomas Woodward, the head of the USN Election Board
To: United Arabians
Subject: Election

There will be no recall of the election. It is over. Mills's victory will stand.
We think that Mills is being unfair here, and demand a recount too.


3 nations > The USN = majority = recount

Yes...of course....your guy lost so the election had to be fixed! :rolleyes:
Correct, sans rolleyes.

President Mills fixed the election, obviously. How could he get so far ahead when most of the people involved with the RK-USN thing are centrist or left-leaning?

The Delegator, Random Kingdom, The United Arabians, and myself think that there should be a recount.

We think that Mills is being unfair here, and demand a recount too.


3 nations > The USN = majority = recount



The USN will not have a recount. We will not give into the unreasonable demands of the international community.

The Delegator, Random Kingdom, The United Arabians, and myself think that there should be a recount.

Well the USN doesnt. So there will be no recount.

Well the USN doesnt. So there will be no recount.
USN, you are being outnumbered by four.

USN, you are being outnumbered by four.

The election is a domestic issue. We don't care if outside forces demand a recount.

USNews:

Anchor: Hello and thank you for turning to USNews, your only source for fair news in the USN. Today President Mills will take the oath of office, again. The ceremony, which is held in NNC, will take place very soon. Earlier, the traditional parade of newly elected and re-elected officials took place down Main Street in NNC. The parade ended at the Senate Building, where the oath of office ceremony will be held. Oh...and we are getting word the ceremony is beginning...so let's go to that...
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At the Senate Building, a crowd of 50,000 onlookers are gathered at the base of the grand building awaiting the ceremony. President Mills stepped into the sight of the crowd and placed his hand on the bible which his wife held. Oliver Hannity, the Leading Justice of the USN Supreme Court, stood next to Mills and began the oath.

Hannity: President Mills, you have memorized the oath of office and now I must ask you to repeat it.
Howard Mills: I, Howard Mills, the democratically elected President of the Republic of the United States of Nick, will serve with honor and dignity. I will carry out the laws of this nation, and defend the Constitution of this nation. I will respect the governed and the wishes of the governed, for it is from them which I derive my power. So help me God.
Hannity: Then in recognition of Article I, Section III of the USN Constitution I declare your term as President of the USN, which is to be no longer then four years, officially started.

With that the crowd below burst into applause. It was now official, Howard Mills second term had begun.

I, Howard Mills, the incorrectly elected totalitarian despot of the Dictatorship of the United States of Nick, will serve with treachery and cruelty. I will carry out the unjust laws of this nation, and defend the Constitution of this nation, which is corrupt as well. I will respect the gas chambers and the wishes of the gas chambers, for it is from them which I derive my power. So help me God.

The election is a domestic issue. We don't care if outside forces demand a recount.
If you do not recount your votes, there will be trouble.

USN, you're being unjust. Please recount the votes.

If you do not recount your votes, there will be trouble.

There will be no recount. The election was fair. Case closed. We will not be intimidated by your threats.

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