NationStates Jolt Archive

*As 405 Aircrafts fly towards enemy planes, a general puts on the goggle of Truth and sees that the enemies Godmoding has created more planes. He gives the order to fire 1 anti-godmoding missile which takes out the entire godmoded fleet.

When 3 nation tells you that you are godmoding then most likely YOU'RE GODMODING

and learned to spell lower

OOC: Thanks.

Ooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.............................

Premierminister von der Sozialist Republik von Buechoria
Prime Minister of the Socialist Republic of Buechoria
Erik Rechnitz
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Buechoria has decided to aid in the destruction of the Hatarian menace. Five (5) surplus nuclear bombs are en route to Wolf America for use that they see fit, hopefully against Hataria.

To: Parthia and their Allies
From Emperor Barbarossa of Hataria

We are Giveing up, I am ending The war now. With Rat-head and his Communist Allies Threating my Nation (And I will ask HP for help in kicking their asses) I am Giveing up.

THE WAR IS OVER!

To Ratheia and his "Allies"

I am a Capitalist.

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To: Hataria
From: ITD

Though we only just started transporting troops, we ask that, upon cessation of all violence between you and your foreign enemies, you suspend your military entirely and focus on rebuilding your nation and economy.
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To: The Parthians
From: ITD

Do you wish to finish him off?
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OOC: You did REALLY good this time, Hataria, although you DID go kooky near the end. But dont worry, by next thread(or the next) you should be almost as good as me!

OOC: I will Post the Final Death Count Tomorrow. Good Night.

*During the night the forces of Demonstanbul head home.

Oh Btw Communism doesn't equal bad if you know what communism is "rat-head" Only thing is human nature can't allow it to work so the closest thing we got is socialism. Which was awsome and USSR is a good example, though I think the downfall was Kruschev's fault.

OOC: Yes, it was definitely Khruschev and the revisionist bloc's fault for the USSR's collapse.

We will cease hostilities if Hataria agrees to pay Parthia a tribute of 450 billion a year.

Alright, time for a peacemaker to step in. First of all, The Parthians, $450 billion a year is pretty steep. I suggest that you lower it to a flat $700 billion and the cost of any damages done to your nation. You, in return, should pay for damages done to Hataria. Also, a peace treaty should be written between the twon naitons in question. All the other nations that assisted will have to conduct their own peace treaties and monetary donations/demanding. This is my suggestion.

Alright, time for a peacemaker to step in. First of all, The Parthians, $450 billion a year is pretty steep. I suggest that you lower it to a flat $700 billion and the cost of any damages done to your nation. You, in return, should pay for damages done to Hataria. Also, a peace treaty should be written between the twon naitons in question. All the other nations that assisted will have to conduct their own peace treaties and monetary donations/demanding. This is my suggestion.

He attacked me, I need not pay for damages to his warmongering nation!

$450 billion a year is too steep though.

$450 billion a year is too steep though.

Perhaps 100 billion per year then with a one time 700 billion fee?

Perhaps 100 billion per year then with a one time 700 billion fee?

More peacekeepers showing up;)

May we humbly suggest that, if you insist on annual payments, you define for how long they would have to be made? 10-20 years would seem reasonable to us.

Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Democratic Republic of Evil Woody Thoughts

OOC: 100 Bil p.a. tribute wouldn't be a bad for Parthians but consider the fact that Hataria started at this war and was godmodding through a lot of it. So perhaps that should be taken into account... when we decide the peace settlement.

OOC: I am uningnoring Hataria because life is boring without his endless wars.

IC: I SAY WE KILL HIM!

He attacked me, I need not pay for damages to his warmongering nation!

Just like you didnt pay for the damages when you attacked Lightning Starian Pakistan and killed all the peoples and burned all the villages and wiped out my army because you used trickery and allied with me then you turned on me and crushed my forces who had no time to prepare for your deviousnessness!!!

I mean, uh, yeah! Dont pay for the damages on his nation!

I have two things to say:
1) If you feel that this RP went well and that Hataria RPed well, its thanks to me, I taught him.
2) If you feel that he hasn't improved then its because he didn't listen to me.

I have two things to say:
1) If you feel that this RP went well and that Hataria RPed well, its thanks to me, I taught him.
2) If you feel that he hasn't improved then its because he didn't listen to me.

1) You tried to teach him. He rped like crap.
2) See number 1.
3) How's about we do a joint "Teach Hataria to Rp" thing?

Perhaps 100 billion per year then with a one time 700 billion fee?
May we humbly suggest that, if you insist on annual payments, you define for how long they would have to be made? 10-20 years would seem reasonable to us.
This is what I suggest. $700 billion upfront and then $100 billion a year for 20 years to end up with $27 billion over the course of 20 years. Is this acceptable.

This is what I suggest. $700 billion upfront and then $100 billion a year for 20 years to end up with $27 billion over the course of 20 years. Is this acceptable.

OOC: Did you mean $2.7 trillion? ;)

OOC: Did you mean $2.7 trillion? ;)
...yes...I was testing you all...Woody got it right first so we will give his military a free plane. You win a free Evrae III fighter and spy jet capable of mach 2. Congratulations!

...yes...I was testing you all...Woody got it right first so we will give his military a free plane. You win a free Evrae III fighter and spy jet capable of mach 2. Congratulations!

OOC: Could you please give me some specifications for this? I've never heard of it before, and I hope it's present tech or something reasonably close, as that's what I rp with.

1) You tried to teach him. He rped like crap.
2) See number 1.
3) How's about we do a joint "Teach Hataria to Rp" thing?
1) most people seemed to think from what I gathered that he RPed quite well.
2)yes I did, and I think I am doing a good job.
3) you have no interest in teaching him. You just pass snide comments and insults.

I have two things to say:
1) If you feel that this RP went well and that Hataria RPed well, its thanks to me, I taught him.
2) If you feel that he hasn't improved then its because he didn't listen to me.

I think he needs to understand the concept of realism thats all really, because he seems to have endless fighters which no nation not even 4 billion nation can buy/support & he needs to check and post damange regularily. He'll learn hopefully... :)

I'm not going to say anything about his Rp skills but what I will say is that atleast he has the brains to surrender when he's up against a coalition of 5 or 6 nations.

Hataria, post your response to the terms of surrender.

All we want is 500,000,000 for your attack on one of our cities (To rebuild it & the dies of our people). We will send some firefighter's plane to drop water on the city on fire.

Minister of Foreign Affairs: Jane Wastons (http://www.freewebs.com/wolfamerica/Jane%20Wastons.JPG)

OOC: Could you please give me some specifications for this? I've never heard of it before, and I hope it's present tech or something reasonably close, as that's what I rp with.
Yes, its present tech, it holds one person, has some stealth, but not as much as a fully equiped spy plane, has a few rail guns and shoots rockets(not missles, these things are smaller)

Bump

Yes, its present tech, it holds one person, has some stealth, but not as much as a fully equiped spy plane, has a few rail guns and shoots rockets(not missles, these things are smaller)

Yes, we are interested. We wish to thank Yevon of Spira for their most generous gift.
:)

Ministry of Defence
Democratic Republic of Evil Woody Thoughts

OOC: I still need to know some information about its technical capabilities, such as top speed, flight ceiling, range, and those sorts of things if I'm going to rp with it.

The nation of Tylinoa's forces pulled out of Parathia, the 3rd Infrantry, 9th Infrantry, and 14th Royal Armor Divisions got aboard the 5 C-130 Hercules and were heading home.