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The ITD guards start moving toward the exit, all aiming their weapons, ready to defend themselved.

Reck: "Adios!"

OOC: I dunno, I just bought it. I assume the robot itself couldn't take much, if someone just hit it. Either way, my policy is these things are godmod unless you don't use 'em for practical reasons. Trying to scare someone with a knife and a gun is not very practical if it turns out everyone else has a knife and a gun.
EDIT: "Soro!" Mayor Kabapus yells. "Recall!" Soro does his best to escape and scamper back to the side of Mayor Kabapus (OOC: Not very realistic, but you wanted out of this, right?). "So what, you gonna take a realistic idea or are you gonna go on with your fancy shmancy "let's be friends" April Thesis that only works in theory? If you can't afford to take drastic action, we're leaving, but not without a little something first. Morkath, light the C4."
Morkath stands there for a few seconds, then says, "Hunh?"
"Light it."
"You don't even light C4."
"Do it."
Morkath takes a cookie from his cookie bag, puts it on the ground and puts a lighter to it, causing a small flame to appear on top. He looks around awkwardly for a bit, then says, "yeah... It's, it's in the cookie. The... The C4."
Read it.

And, also, insert this at the beginning.

IC: Surprisingly, two metallic arms fall off the body of General Soro from gun shot wounds. Mayor Kabapus then calls him back, trotting heavily off-balance and clumsily.

"The herring and several casks of your great ales."

great, I'll send them in gratitude for your gifts. You didn't want the lagers? (the taste make Killians look like crap).

Kenneth grimaces and stands, his right foot in a cast. "NO! Stop! NO VIOLENCE! You have NO right to try her. We will work this out as civilized people."

He and his men move to stand in front of Eve Dworking. Each of them throws down any weapons they might have. "Any attempt to attack miss Dworking will result in going through us. will you attack unarmed men?"

On arriving back in Boghetto, the minister discovers that a vehicle driven by two men with CRACKPIE passports has collided with his family before their van exploded, causing a fireball some 100 ft across.
Yo thats just my minister of foreign affairs

OOC:im going to act like that didnt happen.

The Camel Eaters delegate is obviously now drunk as he wanders around naked screaming "Sand for sale, sand for sale." An young man escorts the aging delegate out and takes his place.

Kenneth grimaces and stands, his right foot in a cast. "NO! Stop! NO VIOLENCE! You have NO right to try her. We will work this out as civilized people."

He and his men move to stand in front of Eve Dworking. Each of them throws down any weapons they might have. "Any attempt to attack miss Dworking will result in going through us. will you attack unarmed men?"



One of the SRG men cocked his MP-5N and shouted, "Sure thing, unarmed makes it easier!" then he proceeded to unload his weapon into the group of men, with a smile on his face.

The DA guards grabbed Dworking and then started to move in square formations, backwards towards the exit, two of them are dragging the kicking and screaming Eve Dworking with them. A young corporal shouts, "You all come back now, ya hear!" The men all held their weapons at the ready as they moved into the parking lot and followed the ITD guards.

OOC: The Grand Imams in my country aren't very lucky.

IC:

The New Grand Imam watched as the scene over in the otherside of the hall progressed. Solche Gewalttätigkeit... (such violence) he thought to himself. A moment later, one of his aids came and said "Geehrter Herr, werden Sie in den Gärten benötigt. Es ist der Kanzler" Sir, you are needed in the gardens. It is the Chancellor..
"Verstanden, danke." Understood, thank you.. The Grand Imam then walked out of the hall and into the gardens surrounding the hotel(if there arent any, pretend there are.)

Outside, he was met by the Chancellor of the State, who had just arrived.
"Imam! Wie geht es Ihnen?"Imam! How are you?. he said, and then he gave the Imam a big hug. Then a pen in his pocket "accidentally" fell out and poked the Imams bear foot, although the Imam felt nothing.
"Gut! Warum benötigen Sie mich?" Good, why do you need me?
"Die Ältesten möchten mit Ihnen sprechen." The Elders would like to speak with you. The men then drove down the road towards the AirShip.

Halfway there, away from view, the chancellor pulled out a gun and pointed it at the Grand Imams head. "Kanzler?" said the Grand Imam, but it was too late, the chancellor pulled the trigger and fired. The Imams body was then thrown in a ditch.

The Chancellor returned to the hotel and now represents the Lightning Star. He has told the council that "The council of Elders wished him to return to the country"

The new Camel Eaters delegate looks at Sir Bodivere and said "lagers yes lagers."

One of the SRG men cocked his MP-5N and shouted, "Sure thing, unarmed makes it easier!" then he proceeded to unload his weapon into the group of men, with a smile on his face.


The men are thrown backwards by the impact of bullets. Many of them die on impact. From where he lie on the floor Kenneth manages to croak, "That... was a mistake..."

oh, for god's sakes.

Does anyone have any corrections to Sixth's reich's proposal?

In the parking lot, half a dozen Mi-24s that had brought the guards into the nation were ready for the quick evac. Queen Dworking was carried towards one of the helicopters, all the while cursing about "fu--ing men" and "you bastards!" but the SRG paid no attention to her. Three of the SRG men tossed her into one of the Mi-24s and then climbed in after her. They quickly set to work restraining her, they then gagged her with a dirty rag, sealed it in with duct tape, and then pulled a black hood over her head.

The former queen of Feminany was lying of the floor of a helicopter, all trussed up and silenced, her fall from power had been quite swift. The helicopters were heading low over the ground towards Sevaris.

OOC: its time to put this conference on WORK mode.

IC:

The Chancellor of the Lightning Star stands up to the podium.

"ORDER ORDER!" he yells. Everyone stops. "Thats good. Now can we PLEASE get back to debating the issue at hand?

Sir Bedivere: "This conference has become sheer nosnsense and we are tired of it! Attack feminany, don't attack, or destroy yourselves for all we care. I'm sorry for that outburst I did not truly mean that, but if you are going to find a solution we will not to tolerate any more hostage situations, assasinations, or childish bickering."

In the parking lot, half a dozen Mi-24s that had brought the guards into the nation were ready for the quick evac. Queen Dworking was carried towards one of the helicopters, all the while cursing about "fu--ing men" and "you bastards!" but the SRG paid no attention to her. Three of the SRG men tossed her into one of the Mi-24s and then climbed in after her. They quickly set to work restraining her, they then gagged her with a dirty rag, sealed it in with duct tape, and then pulled a black hood over her head.

The former queen of Feminany was lying of the floor of a helicopter, all trussed up and silenced, her fall from power had been quite swift. The helicopters were heading low over the ground towards Sevaris.

OOC: When in GODS NAME did this happen?

oh, for god's sakes.

Does anyone have any corrections to Sixth's reich's proposal?
OOC: None that I can think of, it's pretty good. Though I've single-handedly managed to destroy this conference. I kinda feel guilty now. Damn my extremist nation; so there's something radicals can't handle.

IC: Mayor Kabapus laughs maniacally. "Hah! Soon, you'll see! THE EXPLOSIVE POWER WILL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF... If you still have FEET! Morkath, Absinthe!" Morkath pulls out two bottles of Absinthe (but from where?). Mayor Kabapus grabs both and empties them in his mouth.

Thank you. So what should we tell Feminany delegate when she gets there?

OOC: a solution might be difficult seeing as how the leader of Feminany has been kidnapped

OOC: Decisive Action - Dworking isn't even present. I'll just assume you grabbed the Prince's aide instead, since she was, as far as im aware, the only woman present.

oh, for god's sakes.

Does anyone have any corrections to Sixth's reich's proposal?

Yes, I made a point of adding an amendment that feminany cannot prevent parents from having sons if they want to.

OOC: Decisive Action - Dworking isn't even present. I'll just assume you grabbed the Prince's aide instead, since she was, as far as im aware, the only woman present.


Ooc- I could have sworn Dworking was present. It's a conference in her homeland, and her queen isn't present? What kind of deal is that?

wow. Security isn't too good. I suggest stepping it up.

OOC: None that I can think of, it's pretty good. Though I've single-handedly managed to destroy this conference. I kinda feel guilty now. Damn my extremist nation; so there's something radicals can't handle.

IC: Mayor Kabapus laughs maniacally. "Hah! Soon, you'll see! THE EXPLOSIVE POWER WILL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF... If you still have FEET! Morkath, Absinthe!" Morkath pulls out two bottles of Absinthe (but from where?). Mayor Kabapus grabs both and empties them in his mouth.

OOC: this is getting rediculous.

IC:

All of a sudden, 15 chancellory guards run into what used to be the conference room. They then take out their Ak-M's and start shooting at Mayor Kabapus.Unleashing 3000 bullets at him, most likely killing him(hed better be dead... or at least SERIOUSLY injured.

OOC: If everyone else thinks this is a GODMOD, dont count it, but Miratha has been REALLY disruptive...

Yes, I made a point of adding an amendment that feminany cannot prevent parents from having sons if they want to.


Kenneth rattles out a breath, "No. Cant do that, we have to compromise, the right to have a child is much less important than the other one we must protect. Now could someone get a da--ed medic?"

OOC: a solution might be difficult seeing as how the leader of Feminany has been kidnapped
OOC: How the hell did that happen, anyway? It would take a GOD to MODify a situation so that something like that could happen without a reply from Feminany, and in a single post with no explanation of what happened.

OOC: as feminany's player was not on I suggest ignoring those posts. As it is god moding of the worst sort. *glares at the ones responcible*

Yes, I made a point of adding an amendment that feminany cannot prevent parents from having sons if they want to.

I. Feminany must stop the exportation of males.
II. Feminany must stop any discrimation in the workplace, school, or law against males.
III. Feminany must issue a statement that states that females are just as important as males.
IV. Feminany must allow International Inspectors for one year.
V. Feminany must stop the practice of infant sex-changes.
VI. Feminany must not have to pay any fines.
I think #5 already covers it, so there is no need for that. We can however change #5 to Feminany must not in any way prevent male children from being born.

OOC: Its not in her homeland. Its in Sixth Reich somewhere. Bad luck. Now, since you've kidnapped my aide....

IC: The tall bodyguard had to grab the Prince as he ran outside, screaming obscenities at the DA kidnappers. "LET HER GO YOU **********S. IF YOU DON'T LET HER GO RIGHT NOW, I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL KILL YOU."

OOC: as feminany's player was not on I suggest ignoring those posts. As it is god moding of the worst sort. *glares at the ones responcible*


Ooc- The LOEL members, myself included, all messaged her and asked her what was going on, and told her our plans. She just never got back to us. I guess we can put this all on hold and get it done when she is online...

OOC: How the hell did that happen, anyway? It would take a GOD to MODify a situation so that something like that could happen without a reply from Feminany, and in a single post with no explanation of what happened.


OOC: Yeah, lets just ignore it.

OOC: Its not in her homeland. Its in Sixth Reich somewhere. Bad luck. Now, since you've kidnapped my aide....

IC: The tall bodyguard had to grab the Prince as he ran outside, screaming obscenities at the DA kidnappers. "LET HER GO YOU **********S. IF YOU DON'T LET HER GO RIGHT NOW, I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL KILL YOU."


The helicopter stopped, landed, and the woman was gently tossed out into the grass, shaken but not otherwise harmed. Then the helicopter rapidly took off again and rejoined the others.



Ooc- Sorry, my error. :(

Kenneth rattles out a breath, "No. Cant do that, we have to compromise, the right to have a child is much less important than the other one we must protect. Now could someone get a da--ed medic?"

Not until you agree with me sucker, then you'll get your medic hehe. Just kidding, hey Miss Watson! Help out Kenneth over there before he gets stiff for the first time in his life hahahhaharrahhh.

(next time you have a conference, host it in Arda. I assure you that it won't be broken into *cackles*)

The bodyguard rushed to the aides side, only to hear gunfire from behind him. He turned to see the Prince firing at the attack helicopters with his own machine pistol. The bullets were kicking up dust around the open door, and still the youngster kept on firing.

Ooc- The LOEL members, myself included, all messaged her and asked her what was going on, and told her our plans. She just never got back to us. I guess we can put this all on hold and get it done when she is online...
ooc: that will open a whole new can of worms. And you will not like the concequences.

I think #5 already covers it, so there is no need for that. We can however change #5 to Feminany must not in any way prevent male children from being born.

The Chancellor steps up to whats left of his bullet marked podium thats missing a chunk because someone fired an RPG at it...

"We agree with this, but the Delegation of The Lightning Star would also like to add that #7No one shall pay for the damage inflicted upon Feminany during TLS' Invasion.. If this is followed, then we will NOT ask for compensation for the 100,000 dead Lightning Starian soldiers. This, combined with the other six, will surely punish Feminany enough. Besides, property damage by TLS soldiers is only around 3-4 billion dollars, and since they are so "advanced" they should be able to fix it. Besides, it will add a new job to the previously small amount of jobs for males."

He then sits down on his seat thats back was shot by a shotgun.

The bodyguard rushed to the aides side, only to hear gunfire from behind him. He turned to see the Prince firing at the attack helicopters with his own machine pistol. The bullets were kicking up dust around the open door, and still the youngster kept on firing.


One of the operatives on the helicopter aimed in through a sniper rifle, taking careful aim to bead in on his target. The prince's hand exploded as the round sailed against him, his gun fell useless to the ground.


The helicopter continued on...

ooc: that will open a whole new can of worms. And you will not like the concequences.



Ooc: If you mess with the LOEL, you will certainly not like the consequences.

Kenneth is treated for a second bullet wound. This time in his right knee. As the rest of the leg is covered in a cast and a set of crutches are provided. "If we can get this confrence back to order i beleive we should bring the 6th ryches original proposal to a vote."

OOC: this si gettign rediculous.

IC:

All of a sudden, 15 chancellory uards run into what used to be the conference room. They then take out their Ak-M's and start shooting at Mayor Kabapus.Unleashing 3000 bullets at him.

OOC: If everyone else thinks this is a GODMOD, dont count it, but Miratha has been REALLY disruptive...
OOC: I'll play it if I can include Mayor Kabapus' more unusual attributes.
IC: Mayor Kabapus is diced into a thick vapour that rises to the ceiling. It condenses into a thick oil which falls to the ground, and his head begins to rise from the pool of liquid. Eventually, his body fully forms, though not without leaving a massive stain on the floor. "YOU... INSOLENT... BASTARDS!" He grabs the absinthe bottles and throws them to the ground, smashing them into thousands of pieces. He grabs his longstaff and puts his top hat back on. "BLASPHEMY! NEVER HAVE I BEEN SO INSULTED!" He takes a deep breath in, and begins to calm down. "Fine, I'll go. Morkath, stay here. Keep the bug on you. Lure them into a false sense of security, or something. Enjoy your death-trap, ladies!" He laughs maniacally, points to the burning cookie and disappears in a puff of smoke. General Soro begins to wander out, but smashes himself to bits on the door. Morkath grabs something from his clothes and smashes it underneath his heel. "Well, I think the Sixth Reich's idea was acceptable, and can not think of any other recommendations. All in favour?"

OOC: I'll play it if I can include Mayor Kabapus' more unusual attributes.
IC: Mayor Kabapus is diced into a thick vapour that rises to the ceiling. It condenses into a thick oil which falls to the ground, and his head begins to rise from the pool of liquid. Eventually, his body fully forms, though not without leaving a massive stain on the floor. "YOU... INSOLENT... BASTARDS!" He grabs the absinthe bottles and throws them to the ground, smashing them into thousands of pieces. He grabs his longstaff and puts his top hat back on. "BLASPHEMY! NEVER HAVE I BEEN SO INSULTED!" He takes a deep breath in, and begins to calm down. "Fine, I'll go. Morkath, stay here. Keep the bug on you. Lure them into a false sense of security, or something. Enjoy your death-trap, ladies!" He laughs maniacally, points to the burning cookie and disappears in a puff of smoke. General Soro begins to wander out, but smashes himself to bits on the door. Morkath grabs something from his clothes and smashes it underneath his heel. "Well, I think the Sixth Reich's idea was acceptable, and can not think of any other recommendations. All in favour?"


OOC: Wow, is mayor Krababus like a Zombie cyborg mutant alien from Planet 27145 of the Zorkon System?

OOC:Please stop the aide rp now.

IC: Mr. Lighting Star delegate, it was only you who invaded it. And you didn't really do much collateral damage. So, I agree with it.


I. Feminany must stop the exportation of males.
II. Feminany must stop any discrimation in the workplace, school, or law against males.
III. Feminany must issue a statement that states that females are just as important as males.
IV. Feminany must allow International Inspectors for one year.
V to Feminany must not in any way prevent a certain gender children from being born.
VI. Feminany must not have to pay any fines.
VII. The collateral damages that were imposed upon Feminany during the invasion will not be compensated by the invaders.

Dusanyu sighed "Gentlemen, and I don't use that term lightly, this meeting is a sham. The confederacy hereby withdraws from this so called "peace talks" and would like to remind all participants of the Versailes treaty, or rather its after effects. Good day."
With that he stormed out, showing for the first time his complete disgust at these proceedings.

I agree with doom777
aye

Kenneth sighs, "I move that the original #5 is acceptable. The second is not."

OOC:Please stop the aide rp now.

IC: Mr. Lighting Star delegate, it was only you who invaded it. And you didn't really do much collateral damage. So, I agree with it.


I. Feminany must stop the exportation of males.
II. Feminany must stop any discrimation in the workplace, school, or law against males.
III. Feminany must issue a statement that states that females are just as important as males.
IV. Feminany must allow International Inspectors for one year.
V to Feminany must not in any way prevent a certain gender children from being born.
VI. Feminany must not have to pay any fines.
VII. The collateral damages that were imposed upon Feminany during the invasion will not be compensated by the invaders.


Chancellor: We find this acceptable.

OOC:Please stop the aide rp now.

IC: Mr. Lighting Star delegate, it was only you who invaded it. And you didn't really do much collateral damage. So, I agree with it.


I. Feminany must stop the exportation of males.
II. Feminany must stop any discrimation in the workplace, school, or law against males.
III. Feminany must issue a statement that states that females are just as important as males.
IV. Feminany must allow International Inspectors for one year.
V to Feminany must not in any way prevent a certain gender children from being born.
VI. Feminany must not have to pay any fines.
VII. The collateral damages that were imposed upon Feminany during the invasion will not be compensated by the invaders.

I vote aye for this proposal.

Kenneth sighs, "I move that the original #5 is acceptable. The second is not."
Alexander questions: Please explain why, Kenneth.

I. Feminany must stop the exportation of males.
II. Feminany must stop any discrimation in the workplace, school, or law against males.
III. Feminany must issue a statement that states that females are just as important as males.
IV. Feminany must allow International Inspectors for one year.
V to Feminany must not in any way prevent a certain gender children from being born.
VI. Feminany must not have to pay any fines.
VII. The collateral damages that were imposed upon Feminany during the invasion will not be compensated by the invaders.

"Nay"

Kenneth sighs, "I move that the original #5 is acceptable. The second is not."

Chancellor: We find this new #5 more acceptable than the first.

OOC: Wow, is mayor Krababus like a Zombie cyborg mutant alien from Planet 27145 of the Zorkon System?
OOC: No, he once was a human being who was eaten from the inside from the essence of evil. He carries a black diamond that's responsible for the creation of the world, so he is WICKED powerful; according to the many definitions of Kabapus I have made, he IS the most powerful creature in existence, but he's way too insane and sadistic to be able to use it to any real advantage. He just wants a laugh. Check it out, I'm gonna have him dump a whole bunch of dead Mirathan citizens on top of the hotel. I'm not gonna use his obvious powers for real godmodding, I just want to use his powers in such a way that they will have the least influence on others. I missed a big one in favour that it would screw things up bad, namely the malevolent effects of his mere presence.

Kenneth sighs, "I move that the original #5 is acceptable. The second is not."

Most seem to be accepting the revised version. Please, just vote aye for it. Hell, we don't need it to be unanimous just majority.

Morkath speaks: "I vote 'yay' for Doom777's revised proposal."
EDIT: "I mean, uh... 'Aye.' Whoops."

"I cannot in good morals do so. They have every right to say that only female children may be conceived. I move that we let them decide which they find more desireable."

I would like to remind people that the original proposal belongs to the Great Sixth Reich

Aboard the helicopter, the men were less than estatic. The mission was a failure, as they did not manage to secure the queen. Only a few of the soldiers managed to get any shooting in. Daniel Reck still had half of his bullets in the clip. The ITD guards began to holster their weapons when they noticed Reck had been shot in the arm.

Soldier: "Uh, sir... you are hit."

The soldier points to the wound, which looked minor.

Reck: "Damn."

He rolls up his sleeve and begins to tend the wound.

"I cannot in good morals do so. They have every right to say that only female children may be conceived. I move that we let them decide which they find more desireable."
Morkath replies, "that makes about as much sense as Abortion itself. Why kill off an innocent? The unborn baby has done nothing an deserves a chance to live."

If I may so welcome as to join, may our nation?

I would like to remind people that the original proposal belongs to the Great Sixth Reich
"And I would like to remind you that you submitted the revised proposal. I pay homage to the Great Sixth Reich, but I support your proposal."

If I may so welcome as to join, may our nation?
I don't see why not, but we're almost done.
Vote on this proposal:
I. Feminany must stop the exportation of males.
II. Feminany must stop any discrimation in the workplace, school, or law against males.
III. Feminany must issue a statement that states that females are just as important as males.
IV. Feminany must allow International Inspectors for one year.
V Feminany must not in any way prevent a certain gender children from being born.
VI. Feminany must not have to pay any fines.
VII. The collateral damages that were imposed upon Feminany during the invasion will not be compensated by the invaders.

"No... If a child is not yet conceived then it is totally reasonable. Anyhow my government beleives that abortion is reasonable in some cases.''

"I cannot in good morals do so. They have every right to say that only female children may be conceived. I move that we let them decide which they find more desireable."

The Chancellor: And deny the unborn child their birthright? That is unacceptable. If there are only women, then Evolution shall screw up and humans will turn into mindless mutants and then we will go extinct.

The Chancellor: And deny the unborn child their birthright? That is unacceptable. If there are only women, then Evolution shall screw up and humans will turn into mindless mutants and then we will go extinct.
"Exactly."

I don't see why not, but we're almost done.
Vote on this proposal:

Chancellor: AYE!

"No... If a child is not yet conceived then it is totally reasonable. Anyhow my government beleives that abortion is reasonable in some cases.''

Chancellor(and the rest of the Delegation): NAY!

The Chancellor: And deny the unborn child their birthright? That is unacceptable. If there are only women, then Evolution shall screw up and humans will turn into mindless mutants and then we will go extinct.


Please provide convincing evidence of the affect of a woman only society on evolution. More so, a child never conceived never has a "birthright""

I don't see why not, but we're almost done.
Vote on this proposal:

To reiterate, in case you wernt sure, I vote aye for the revised proposal Doom.

Kenneth bows, "I must withdra and rest."

Please provide convincing evidence of the affect of a woman only society on evolution. More so, a child never conceived never has a "birthright""

Don't bother discussing this. Everyone else is voting aye. Dooms proposal will pass.

Please provide convincing evidence of the affect of a woman only society on evolution. More so, a child never conceived never has a "birthright""
"If you forget, if all the men are allowed to live, but die out, and there are no more men, we arrive where we started. We must think past what they're allowed to do, towards what we're going to make them do."

Aye:
Doom777
Borman Empire
Lightning star
Sir Peter the sage
Miratha
Quetzalcuatl

nay
--

Undecided
Kinda Sensible people

Kenneth bows, "I must withdra and rest."

Sir Bor: Just hope you remember that we saved your ass...

Don't bother discussing this. Everyone else is voting aye. Dooms proposal will pass.
"Now we must force it on Feminany, though. When will the Queen address our proposal?
"Also, in the meantime, we should discuss a back-up plan, if the Queen does not accept."

Aye:
Doom777
Borman Empire
Lightning star
Sir Peter the sage
Miratha

nay
--

Undecided
Kinda Sensible people

Looks like its been decided to me...so we can give this proposal to feminany when she gets back, yes?

Please provide convincing evidence of the affect of a woman only society on evolution. More so, a child never conceived never has a "birthright""

Chancellor: Fine, we will substitute "Birthright" with "Right of Existance". You cannot so this. It will only HARM, not HELP. And this meeting is to HELP!

"Now we must force it on Feminany, though. When will the Queen address our proposal?
"Also, in the meantime, we should discuss a back-up plan, if the Queen does not accept."

Chancellor: if the queen does not accept, our only choice will be a a resume of Lightning Starian Military Operations in the country.

Originally Posted by Doom777+The Great Sixth Reich
I. Feminany must stop the exportation of males.
II. Feminany must stop any discrimation in the workplace, school, or law against males.
III. Feminany must issue a statement that states that females are just as important as males.
IV. Feminany must allow International Inspectors for one year.
V Feminany must not in any way prevent a certain gender children from being born.
VI. Feminany must not have to pay any fines.
VII. The collateral damages that were imposed upon Feminany during the invasion will not be compensated by the invaders.

I agree to this statement

After watching the words and bullets fly through the air Dante stood once more, "These talks are worthless, such as is all democracy, I quote the late Lord Solar Macharius, Those I cannot turn with words I shall crush with armies. These talks have done nothing!" Dante slammed his fist into the table, giving it a sizeable crack. "This whole things has been foolish and has wasted the time I could be using to draw up battle plans! Feminany is now exterminatus and will be purged." Dante turned away and walked from the room in anger.

After watching the words and bullets fly through the air Dante stood once more, "These talks are worthless, such as is all democracy, I quote the late Lord Solar Macharius, Those I cannot turn with words I shall crush with armies. These talks have done nothing!" Dante slammed his fist into the table, giving it a sizeable crack. "This whole things has been foolish and has wasted the time I could be using to draw up battle plans! Feminany is now exterminatus and will be purged." Dante turned away and walked from the room in anger.

OOC: we have finished the conference and come up with an agreement. Pay attention.

After watching the words and bullets fly through the air Dante stood once more, "These talks are worthless, such as is all democracy, I quote the late Lord Solar Macharius, Those I cannot turn with words I shall crush with armies. These talks have done nothing!" Dante slammed his fist into the table, giving it a sizeable crack. "This whole things has been foolish and has wasted the time I could be using to draw up battle plans! Feminany is now exterminatus and will be purged." Dante turned away and walked from the room in anger.

Bedivere: Ummm excuse me? We just passed the proposal to give to feminany when she gets back. If she fails to comply I think she can expect harsher action...

Chancellor: if the queen does not accept, our only choice will be a a resume of Lightning Starian Military Operations in the country.
"I suppose so. Naturally, Mayor Kabapus will support that, hopefully I'll be able to fix any sabotage he will obviously try to committ against you... When will the proposal be taken to her?"

Bedivere: Ummm excuse me? We just passed the proposal to give to feminany when she gets back. If she fails to comply I think she can expect harsher action...

Like my RE-inforced troops(they now number 1 million) storming out from the cities i captured and then burning the capital to the ground and then executing the queen(i WAS going to be nice, but if she doesnt accept it i fear this is the only thing that will change her mind.).

Like my RE-inforced troops(they now number 1 million) storming out from the cities i captured and then burning the capital to the ground and then executing the queen(i WAS going to be nice, but if she doesnt accept it i fear this is the only thing that will change her mind.).
OOC: Miratha, being sadistic, will obviously contribute. We may be a fairly new nation, but we spend a lot on weapons. We bought several billion USD worth of C12 (I didn't even know there was C12).

The Chancellor steps up to the podium

"Here me fellow delegates. The Majority has ruled that the Modification of the great Sixth Reichs Proposal by Doom777 has been accepted. We now declare this conference OVER. We shall send the Proposal to the "queen" immediatly."

OOC; sorry if im jumping the gun but we seem to be finished. If you think its godmodding ive ended the conference just ignore this. ill delete it.

OOC: Miratha, being sadistic, will obviously contribute. We may be a fairly new nation, but we spend a lot on weapons. We bought several billion USD worth of C12 (I didn't even know there was C12).

"I have authorized the 1st Para regiment to land in Feminany's capital- and to take the Queen. They will succeed."-Kaiserine Yuna.

Bedivere: "Well it seems everything has been decided. Although we find burning down the capital if she doesn't accept a bit extreme, we'll leave that to your discretion TLS. To all involved, we bid you goodbye, and God bless you all."

Bedivere, Bor, Robin, and the rest of Sir Peter's delegation board their private jet and return to the Dominion of Sir Peter the sage.

"I have authorized the 1st Para regiment to land in Feminany's capital- and to take the Queen. They will succeed."-Kaiserine Yuna.

OOC: My guys are gonna take the Capital! You can use your regiment to storm the Queens palace and capture her though, even THOUGH my men have done most of the dying....

The Chancellor steps up to the podium

"Here me fellow delegates. The Majority has ruled that the Modification of the great Sixth Reichs Proposal by Doom777 has been accepted. We now declare this conference OVER. We shall send the Proposal to the "queen" immediatly."

OOC; sorry if im jumping the gun but we seem to be finished. If you think its godmodding ive ended the conference just ignore this. ill delete it.
OOC: (almost) Everyone agrees, and neither Great Sixth Reich nor Doom777 seem like they're basically out currently, leaving us to decide. I think if we've already passed a proposal, it's time.

Morkath sighs. "Finally. Hey, anyone mind if I pose to Mayor Kabapus as a spy in one of your areas? I need out, and I'd never actually tell him anything that's half-correct.

Bedivere: "Well it seems everything has been decided. Although we find burning down the capital if she doesn't accept a bit extreme, we'll leave that to your discretion TLS. To all involved, we bid you goodbye, and God bless you all."

Bedivere, Bor, Robin, and the rest of Sir Peter's delegation board their private jet and return to the Dominion of Sir Peter the sage.

OOC: i guess that settles it. the Meetings ajourned.

IC:
The Chancellor and his 40 Chancellory guards have boarded the Airship adn are returning to the Lightning Star as of this very moment.

OOC: My guys are gonna take the Capital! You can use your regiment to storm the Queens palace and capture her though, even THOUGH my men have done most of the dying....

Our intent is to take the Queen, nothing more, nothing less.

you people never listened to me. A military strike is not necesary. If you will just allow me to try and create a cold-war type of situation, with thrat of a biochemical strike...

I am here, but i am not the leader of this. So it's not up to me.

how 1 nation can stir up this much contriversy i have not seen since the great euthansia resolution of 2003...Almost half the entire forum was filled with anti resolution threads and mass UN resignation was very high. To put an end to this The States of Vuhifell is attepmting to salvage to remains of three City Buster Missiles from the smoldering creater that was once New Vuhifell. :sniper: :mp5: :gundge: after all our military tech was very high before the civil war and it can be very high again ;)

My warriors are boarding the ships as we speak, they consist of a wide variety of warriors, they will land at Feminany soon. We do not plan to use a takeover unless needed, we will create a base and to watch over the country until the end of this conflict, should Feminany retaliate to us, we will attack it directly. We do not, I repeat do not plan to attack unless we or any of our allies are attacked.

"sorry im late, my plane had engine troubles, my sultan wishes to give you his veiw on the situation and it would bring our nation dishonor if we can't say what we think..ahem...
We in the sultanite of Mikalastan beleive fully in womens rights, both men and women are eqaul in this world in all ways. To Ban the male gender would not only cause and armed rebellion in ones male population but anger many religions, and be playing god, one does not control if one child is to be a female, in the sultans opinion, Allah made evolution, and he controls evolution to do this without it happening naturaly would violate Evolution and Allah ( when he says allah he means higher powers authorities)"

"We Declare a state of hostilaty towards Feminary until the accept the terms, if they do't here is a way to take them out:
make a lethal strand of a sexualy transmited diease and but it in the sperm throuh a campgain of infaltration(which will also be capable of destroying the facilties outright and destroying the nation from within :mp5: , thus causing the women to die, and the race to fail, they will not be able to ask for men to impregnate their women because they might catch the dieasese"

_the Vizer of State Achmed Hosseni

youre not listening to me....I was in the conflict since the begining, and if only you would back me up with a biochemical and/or nuclear threat, this could be solved bloodlessly.

A figure five feet in height, dressed in black slacks and coat and a white shirt, enters. Though he is basically humanoid in form, his features are clearly those of a gopher.
"I thought this was a peace conference? Looks more like a battle scene. Sorry I'm late; there was no existing tunnel to this area. I assume someone has been taking minutes?"

A figure five feet in height, dressed in black slacks and coat and a white shirt, enters. Though he is basically humanoid in form, his features are clearly those of a gopher.
"I thought this was a peace conference? Looks more like a battle scene. Sorry I'm late; there was no existing tunnel to this area. I assume someone has been taking minutes?"


" sit down" The delegate from Crackpie declared " we were just deciding which highly innfective and/or horribly violent way we should solve the feminany problem."

Resolution:

I. Feminany must stop the exportation of males.
II. Feminany must stop any discrimation in the workplace, school, or law against males.
III. Feminany must issue a statement that states that females are just as important as males.
IV. Feminany must allow International Inspectors for one year.
V Feminany must not in any way prevent a certain gender children from being born.
VI. Feminany must not have to pay any fines.
VII. The collateral damages that were imposed upon Feminany during the invasion will not be compensated by the invaders.




Votes:

Aye:
Doom777
Borman Empire
Lightning star
Sir Peter the sage
Miratha
Quetzalcuatl
Crackpie

Nay
--

Undecided
Kinda Sensible people


May I suggest that this conference is over?

The Queendom of Talent's International Diplomat Rino Umibi pokes her head in.
"Please don't hurt Miss Dworking. She isn't that evil."

Her assistant Mark Payler follows her.
"I agree. She's merely misguided. Perhaps we should wait for her?..."

OOC: Um, is it okay if I drop in this late?

A figure five feet in height, dressed in black slacks and coat and a white shirt, enters. Though he is basically humanoid in form, his features are clearly those of a gopher.
"I thought this was a peace conference? Looks more like a battle scene. Sorry I'm late; there was no existing tunnel to this area. I assume someone has been taking minutes?"
"Oh yeah," says Morkath (address him as The Secretary). "Some guy was assassinated in the spa, and then one of the Mirathan generals (Miratha has, for some reason, 50) tried to take someone as a hostage, and then the general had his arms cut off and he ran into a door, and Mayor Kabapus of Miratha was diced by 3,000 bullets, and we captured the queen and put her back with no damage done without her knowledge, and... A lot more, I think."

Resolution:

I. Feminany must stop the exportation of males.
II. Feminany must stop any discrimation in the workplace, school, or law against males.
III. Feminany must issue a statement that states that females are just as important as males.
IV. Feminany must allow International Inspectors for one year.
V Feminany must not in any way prevent a certain gender children from being born.
VI. Feminany must not have to pay any fines.
VII. The collateral damages that were imposed upon Feminany during the invasion will not be compensated by the invaders.




Votes:

Aye:
Doom777
Borman Empire
Lightning star
Sir Peter the sage
Miratha
Quetzalcuatl

Nay
--

Undecided
Kinda Sensible people


May I suggest that this conference is over?

have we decided how we will enforce this proposition?

( ps, Im for, its a perfect propsition)

May I suggest that this conference is over?
"Guess so. Anyone mind taking a spy?"

will somebody please fill me in on how this will be enforced?

I suggest, that if she fails to do this, we enter troops, and overthrow the government, taking all government officials prisoners and putting them before an international court.

TG To: Feminany Conference
From: ITD Command.

We wish for a copy of the document to be sent to the ITD capital.

-Emperor Erik Kersk

so nobody want to try and explain how??

will somebody please fill me in on how this will be enforced?
"We'll tell her to admit Males, and if she doesn't, we'll capture the queen. We'll also make periodic checks, I assume?"

I suggest, that if she fails to do this, we enter troops, and overthrow the government, taking all government officials prisoners and putting them before an international court.

ooc: LOEL is way ahead of ya :D ;)

I suggest, that if she fails to do this, we enter troops, and overthrow the government, taking all government officials prisoners and putting them before an international court.


again, so not necesary.

OOC: Loel grabbed an aide from Prince by accident.


And Feminany doesn't trade, and I don't think they'll run just cause we have chemical weapons. A cold war will be long, tedious, and hard on finances. On the other hand, an invasion will be over with very quickly, as Feminany is a tiny nation with barely no army.

Ms. Rino Umibi, Int'l Diplomat stopped. "Oh dear. It's over, then? I'll have to consult Kari Nekono. (The Queendom of Talent's leader) She'll probably want to send a few people over to the Queendom of Feminany to make sure there's no bloodshed. Mark, could you write down the resolution? We need to take that to Kari as well."

Mark Payler, her assistant, stood up from the chair where he had been sitting. "Already did so, Ri. I think I'll send a telegram to Queen Eve asking that she find some other, more peaceful way to go about attaining her goals."

PLEASE NO BLOODSHED!!!!!

PLEASE NO BLOODSHED!!!!!
That is the decision of the Queen of Feminany, heh.

Now that it is over the delagates from Borman will actually leave.
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All soldiers positioned outside of Feminary territories have sailed back into the land and have begun construction of a military base and surrounding lands that includes a beach, it will be 100 miles by 100 miles. If feminary agrees to demands we will forfit all lands except the 100x100 so our base can keep checks and tabs on their government. If not we shall continue to expand our realm in Feminary. Our soldiers are on the border of the 1/6 of Feminary we control (We got Generic's land as well).

So lets agree on punishment.

OK.

OOC: this is the only UN thing ive seen that even resembled working.

So far, suggestions for punishment

A) invasion and imprisonment of top officials
B) threat of chemical warfare and cold war

You know, I'm still not sure why you consider this nation a threat. The Chief said to make it clear do you that he does not approve of this invasion.

The Camel Eaters forces are drawn back twenty giant worms hungry for flesh. Three hundred Tantillic Death-Dancers go home calling for slaughter and the Holier Than Thou Corps cheers silently that war was averted while the Northern Forester Division sulks that no new souls would be claimed.
So the forces of the Deserter folk tamer of the giant worms pull home to the sacred desert and that is how it ends.

The Camel Eaters forces are drawn back twenty giant worms hungry for flesh. Three hundred Tantillic Death-Dancers go home calling for slaughter and the Holier Than Thou Corps cheers silently that war was averted while the Northern Forester Division sulks that no new souls would be claimed.
So the forces of the Deserter folk tamer of the giant worms pull home to the sacred desert and that is how it ends.
OOC: what do you mean end? feminany didn't respond yet.

tag

OOC: If war does come, let it be a case of modern tech RP. I hate those damn medieval fantasists or sci-fi junkies spoiling it all.

IC: The Sinoese governement will support any military action to wipe out the degenerate population of Feminany.

PLEASE NO BLOODSHED!!!!!

OOC: Just because you'll never mourn over the loss of your cock and balls! FFS, do you like to piss sitting down or squatting?! F*ckin' hippie p*ssies!

Offical Statement by The Chancellory

In the event that the nation of Feminany rejects this proposal, my forces which have already captured key posistion(i invaded a day ago but there was a Cease-fire for the conference), my 1 million strong invasion force will storm out of the cities and ports that we captured and quickly overthrow the queen and her government. We will then install a half male and half female council of 10 people until a new leader can be chosen.

PLEASE NO BLOODSHED!!!!!

Chancellor:It pains me to say it, but if Feminany rejects this proposal, military force will be the ONLY alternative. Now my conquest will be swift and mostly bloodless(i have 1 million men stationed in around half a dozen key points in the country i conquered before the cease fire) because our forces outnumber them, as well as the fact that we are better trained and equiped. Out of the 100,000 of our soldiers killed and the unknown tens of thousands of DA soldiers killed( come on DA, my forces were just as well trained as yours and just as well equiped, you should have suffred at LEAST 10,000 casualties), only 32 Civilians have died, so you need not worry about collateral damage. We WILL burn the capital city to the ground, but only once the citizens are evicted and moved to Lightning Starian Red Cross temporary refugee camps.

Offical Statement by The Chancellory

In the event that the nation of Feminany rejects this proposal, my forces which have already captured key posistion(i invaded a day ago but there was a Cease-fire for the conference), my 1 million strong invasion force will storm out of the cities and ports that we captured and quickly overthrow the queen and her government. We will then install a half male and half female council of 10 people until a new leader can be chosen.

In the event that the nation of The Lightning Star violates the cease fire agreement that has been made, DAF forces will attack their so called "key positions" wich are just a few towns and cities. Our almost four million strong defence force will have no problems with the TLS troops, so if you would now please shake in your boots and run home we can all live in peace again.

Furthermore, DRA sorties have met a strange oposition in the early days of the invasion; the "housearrest" placed on all females of Feminany conincides with TLS military depots, strongpoints and command posts. In a very fiendish way TLS are making use of human shields for their troops.

And we feel sorry for the loss of your "Grand Imaam" but we did hope that with his demise his troops would also withdraw. Unfortunatly it seems that the entire TLS goverment is behind this and the Dumpsterdanian councill is preparing to take drastic measures against TLS.

OOC: Since i gave up on this last night, nothing has improved. None of you hold any land in Feminany what so ever. None. Not one nanometre. To say you have is either lying, or godmodding. You decide.

OOC: Since i gave up on this last night, nothing has improved. None of you hold any land in Feminany what so ever. None. Not one nanometre. To say you have is either lying, or godmodding. You decide.

Correct since I'm not an occupying force, :)

OOC: If she hasn't OKed it, your troops are either not present, or illegally in another nation. Either way, everyone needs to WAIT for her to reply. We held an entire "Peace Conference", if you can call it that, without Feminany having a single word to say.

OOC: If she hasn't OKed it, your troops are either not present, or illegally in another nation. Either way, everyone needs to WAIT for her ro reply. We held an entire "Peace Conference", i fyou can call it that, without Feminany having a single word to say.

OoC: She gave her ok for it and if I let TLS invade he would have been bitching the ENTIRE conference about how he had taken over Feminany, now I'll just have to glass the bastard.

You know, I'm still not sure why you consider this nation a threat. The Chief said to make it clear do you that he does not approve of this invasion.
-ahem-

OOC: Just because you'll never mourn over the loss of your cock and balls! FFS, do you like to piss sitting down or squatting?! F*ckin' hippie p*ssies!

Oh? And what have I ever done to you? This is frickin' roleplay with frickin' imaginary people! :mad:

OoC: She gave her ok for it and if I let TLS invade he would have been bitching the ENTIRE conference about how he had taken over Feminany, now I'll just have to glass the bastard.

OOC: Uhhh, I havent violated teh cease-fire. Its just thats the ONL^Y alternative if she doesnt accept the deal. And i HAVENT been talking about it since page TWO of teh conference. And i havent even broken out...

Did you guys totally ignore the fact that there are 1,500 police officers with MP5s and 100 soldiers with GSR36-A2s inside the hotel where the conference is being held? And that there are 200 soldiers guarding the perimetor?

OK, lets wait and see Faminany's response.

Greetings, all.

Any nation who is sincerely interested in friendship and supporting Feminary is welcome to join my Friendship Conference.

However, if anybody acts like they did in this conference with weapons, uncivil behavior, etc. they will be promptly asked to leave, by Sharina force if necessary.

I will not have any ego or such interfere and ruin my Friendship Conference.


Good day,
President Rand Veristek

Wait... there's a friendship conference going on with Feminary while she continues with Human Rights Violations? I just don't get it?

OOC:

I'm doing the Friendship Conference to help Feminary gain friends and such. Too many people hate and want to invade Feminary.

Hopefully the Friendship Conference will help other nations understand Feminary better, human rights aside.

I guess that's fine, but I don't think many will want to support the next Hitler.

true

OOC:

Perhaps if she gains friends, it may become easier to convince her to change her ways via peaceful means.

She probably refuses to change because of all thye n00bs and war and invasions, all that bull.

If we go about it in a mature and civil RP, she might be inclined to make slight changes and such. Just a thought for you guys.

That's the reason I'm attending.

ill try

OoC: Who you calling a n00b?

I guess ill attend.

I keep my friends close, and my enemies closer.

BTW- where is it?

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=355873

There.

Yeah, who's the n00b?

A pole is added.

The President of Jew Power Land stands at the microphone.

President: At this time our alliance with the great nation of Imperial Germany/The Great Sixth Reich has reached a point where we will agree to share naval and military bases together.

OOC: voted

OOC: voted

It's says that you didn't...

Oh, and metal detectors are now at ALL doors to the hotel where the conference and the polling is taking place. No more peace delegates shooting each other! :)

OOC- hmm on that note do you think Kenneth is permanantly stuck without a working leg or is he just going to have a limp?

IC-

from the desk of the president:

While there is some doubt in our minds about the resonability of the fifth resolution we will lend our support to this. That said, we will NOT go to war for it unless things progress too far downhill for us to avoid it.

We don't intend to go to war. If it is not approved, then we will comprise.

OOC: Could someone pleas repeat the proposal being voted on?

It's in my introduction to the conference on page one.

Well, I'm for every provision of the proposal but VII. Any damage caused by invaders should be paid for. But since that has been pretty much ingored, the point is moot. So I vote yes.

We don't intend to go to war. If it is not approved, then we will comprise.


The hell we will, I will not compromise with oppressors!

Sorry i voted wrong, i wanted yes.

OOC: You mean it's still going aw damn.

Camel Eaters delegate stands and says
"If the Feminanian delegates do not respond I say we systematically begin the dismantilling of their government and divide the territories amongst the represented nations. That showed up to a peace conference to decide if we should destroty the nation of Feminany and THEY HAVE YET TO BOTHER TO SHOW UP!!!!!!!"

The camel eaters delegate is heard by most mumbling someting about giant worms.

OOC- well w/ Borman's vote switched like he wanted that ties us right now at 8 all.

So who hasn't voted?

I voted.
Anybody want more worms we have a very hungry surplus.

Alright...

ALL EMPERORS! Join me in the world of "The Alliance of Emperors"! Unite!

ALL EMPERORS! Join me in the world of "The Alliance of Emperors"! Unite!

Dude, you said that in another thread.

Awesome how would you like those t be shipped to you?
Would you also like a few trainers to make sure they don't go insane and eat your populace?
OOC: Would you like me to stop asking questions like this this?

OOC: The last thing was for Borman because he accepted the offer of giant worms.

It looks like this is passing 9-8.

Yeah sucker might just pass although don't know if she'll uphold it.

We ought to set a time for the voting to close.

Cool

camel eaters delegate asks if voting is done and if not can the delegates at least have a gladiatorial combat break.

We, the delegation of the Aztec Lands, serving the Most High Emperor Obisidan-Vulture, believe that the barbaric practices in progress in Feminany are a blight upon the world, and we fully support this resolution.

We apologize for our arrival on short notice, there was a communications interference.

It still hasn't been explained to me why, when atrocities are an everyday event in this world, Feminany's law is so important. At least they weren't executing the dissenters.

if you support the resolution then vote. :fluffle: :mp5: ;) :sniper: :gundge: :headbang: :mad:

You know what we do with gophers in my country. We kill them and for no real reason just to destroy them.

You know what we do with gophers in my country. We kill them and for no real reason just to destroy them.

If you want us to attack you, just declare war. Zeek will need no further motivation. If you think that you can goad us into declaring war on you... Well, we can be patient when we choose, and subtle, as well. Nobody needs to know the cause of your country's decimation.

I won't mention what we do to those we catch setting gopher traps or poison...

Why would you think we're goading you do you want all the gophers we capture before we kill them or not?

Certainly we would prefer their exile to their execution. You condemn Feminany for outlawing a gender, and yet practice a policy of extermination on a species?!?

We merely kill them because they like to chew on young camels.

Strange... Most gophers eat only plants. Did you try blovking them out?

blovking them out?

Yes... Bury a layer of wire netting under the camel pens, or something.

Pens? Obviously you don't raise camels they are put to pasture in the morning guarded during the day while they graze and then return home if they were in a pen they'd cannibalize each other more than the gophers.

Pens? Obviously you don't raise camels they are put to pasture in the morning guarded during the day while they graze and then return home if they were in a pen they'd cannibalize each other more than the gophers.

Pens? Obviously you don't raise camels they are put to pasture in the morning guarded during the day while they graze and then return home if they were in a pen they'd cannibalize each other more than the gophers.

Pens? Obviously you don't raise camels they are put to pasture in the morning guarded during the day while they graze and then return home if they were in a pen they'd cannibalize each other more than the gophers.

I'll freely admit that I have no experience with camels. Perhaps ditches around the grazing areas, then?

That may work although most conservative farmers (all of them) would prefer if they were either killed or given to you.

The vote's split 50/50 damn it'll be awhile before this is wrapped up.

Well, we'll be happy to take any you catch off your hands. I apologize for my anger; I misjudged the intentions of your comment.

No biggy.

Interesting I did not realize that my message had cloned itself so many times.
That is strange.

You know what else is strange the gophers of my country reproduce much faster than usual. Lab tests have shown that our gophers only have a one week gestation cycle and they just won't stop mating. We've been trying to figure out why. Any suggestions?

It's hard to say... COuld be a mutation or some such. Do you have any legends of a curse being put upon your people at some time in the distant past?

They also like chewing on golf carts. They usually get crushed by the gears. Weird colored blood. All pink and green.

The curse thing happened a few dozen times.

And we don't have any golf courses.

Several military officers were seen observing the talks, occasionally chatting amongst themselves.

All attempts at sterilization hae failed miserably. As soon as we sterilize one we find twenty mating.

Hm... I'd say they're probably the result of one or another of those curses, then. Would you like us to send a team to investigate them? If so, Zeek will most likely be willing.

OOC: Interesting:
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=355163

We think they might actually be demonic gophers. Forgive the pun or joke I was completely serious.

Yes we would like it if you sent a team seeing as we are not very good with gophers.

I suppose it's possible. We may not have been the first attempt at creating our kind. Have they ever been spotted using tools or weapons?

They did attack an entire village of natives but they did not use weapons just advanced team tactics. (Which is rather remarkable for mostly solitary rodents)

Oh! right and we caught a specimen about a week ago that was rather large (five footer).

"They are definitely something strange, then, and it's quite possible they're demonic gophers or something related. I'm certain Zeek will send a team to investigate. Just a minute, let me get in touch with him..."
The delegate hurried out of the room.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He returned a few minutes later.
"A team is on the way. Where should they arrive?"

The Holy City of Tantilla. It's where the largest nuber of gopher attacks have been focused.

They also have a pention for Scorpion Tail Brew. It makes them super drunk then they fly into a rage at which point they hurl themselves at walls until their small rodentine bodies are crushed.

Please TG me when you arrive I fear I must depart.

We'll get there as quickly as possible. This is the first time we've heard about anything like this since our creation, and the team is moving fast.

OOC: We'll have to continue this later; I have to get some homework done. (*curses homework*) Nice move! Thanks for coming up with something my country can really be of significance in.

OOC: I'm sick of all this bickering! If war on Feminany is ever agreed upon, TG me and she'll be messing with the greatest army in Asia.

We are rerouting all soldiers to and at Feminany to another destination. We shall give all captured land to her. That is all.

Vote!

Yes, that was a bump.

OOC: Bumps be damned if anyone wants to relax I'm starting an International Bar-B-Q thread come on over bring some food.

People, vote!

people have voted and this conference is getting a little out of hand.

When is the voting stop time? Because if there isn't one then people can keep voting for-frickin-ever.

It's based on how many people vote.

I'll tell Jew Power Land to change to a different resolution to see their reaction...

Seriously I set up a barbeque thread entirely peaceful you guys go bring gladiators badgers some chips that's it.

Oh shoot.... can you even stop the voting?

Barbeque
Barbeque
Barbeque
Barbeque
Barbeque
Barbeque

If we have a chancellor appointed we will celebrate by attending the barbeque

Seriously I set up a barbeque thread entirely peaceful you guys go bring gladiators badgers some chips that's it.

OOC: Say, is that a piece of BBQ camel? LOL

Actually it is barbeque camel.

Bhalk drools at the thought of the Barbeque. He dearly wishes to attend and so sends out this message.

Official Communique
To: Barbeque staff
From: Bhalk

Will we be able to set up massive safty and have many evac routes? If so i may attend myself.

End transmission

To Bhalk
From Barbeque staff: Sure we'll protect you *entire staff pulls out knives and guns* We're good at it.

Umm post well it's like three threads below this one it says Barbeque
and if you don't hurry you'll miss the first galdiatorial fight.

To Bhalk
From Barbeque staff: Sure we'll protect you *entire staff pulls out knives and guns* We're good at it.

OOC: LOL

IC:
Official Communique

To: Staff
From: Bhalk

Then i shall attend in the post, link please?

end transmission

i made it.

Actually it is barbeque camel.

What's with all the Camels?!

Anyway, where actually is your country located, Camel Eaters?

hes camel eaters

I guess these are the results:

Yes: 20 People, 62.50%
No: 12 People, 37.50%

I guess these are the results:

Yes: 20 People, 62.50%
No: 12 People, 37.50%

I voted no by accident so its 21-11

Oh yea, thanks for reminding me. I'll redo the percent.

Yes: 21 People, 65.625 %
No: 11 People, 34.375 %

There.

welcome

Im thinking that the motion has passed and we can feel free to bring it before the confrence in Feminany.

I agree. If possible you should take off the poll or just say anyfurther votes do not count.