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As a proud ally, a wish to introduce: The Great Sixth Reich/Imperial Germany!!!

The Stianlaandian President wishes to attend at the conference, even thought the country did not sign up. We want to know if it is possible to join afterall?

I. Feminany must stop the exportation of males.
II. Feminany must stop any discrimation in the workplace, school, or law against males.
III. Feminany must issue a statement that states that females are just as important as males.
IV. Feminany must allow International Inspectors for one year.
V to Feminany must not in any way prevent a certain gender children from being born.
VI. Feminany must not have to pay any fines.
VII. The collateral damages that were imposed upon Feminany during the invasion will not be compensated by the invaders.

Sorry, my friend was logged in and our accounts switched somehow.

This is the offical conference in Berlin, Imperial Germany, on the issues of Attacks on Feminany as well as their country's "interesting" new law.

Please read here for more information on the setting of this conference and the nations attending (up to 140 are welcome):
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=6974205&postcount=236

Rules:

ALL POSTS MUST BE IN CHARACTER UNTIL SPEECHES HAVE STOPPED!!!

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Adolf Gorreing, Chief Forgien Affairs Officer: "Delegates, Welcome to Berlin! We hope that this conference will be success and improve the matter in Feminany. This conference could not be held in Feminany because of secruity reasons, including the fact that the city was bombed. The main objectives of this conference are to: To produce a success resolution to end attacks on Femininty... and pass a succesfull male rights resolution in Femininty (or agree not to). At this moment, we also wish to make a secruity announcment..."

Ludo Hienkel, Chief Defence Officer: "Because we care for the safety of the Queen of Femininty, she will have bodyguards present at all times. We also ask that all Delegates carry a special ID card."

Otto von Hienkel Rommel, Dicator of Imperial Germany/The Great Sixth Reich:

"The Conference begins! Let as work to preserve peace as much as possible for Femininty, as Femininty is a fairly weak country. All nations will have a chance to be heard. We will start with whoever is ready. Speakers may use expert testimony for any science matters. Who wishes to speak first?"

Abraham Lexus stands up with an early announcement:

Show me why we cannot invade this cursed Feminany? Huh? What they did is against nature, against god. Now it's their males, tomorrow, it's their political parties. And we will have to be under burden of taking hostages as well. And what prevents other feminist countries from following this example? only a completely obliviating war! Feminism, has long evolved past wanting equal rights, and at today's level, it is dangerous, and must be combated!

The Grand Imam Enters

"Hello, my fellow delegates. I hope that this conference shall stop the brutal Feminazism that the Nation that Feminany is doing, and bring a swift end to this futile crisis! FREIHEIT FÜR ALLE!"

The Imam then kissed the checks of the fellow delegates in the traditional Lightning STarian Greeting.

OOC: None of the Delegates should take offence, seeing how that GOOD Diplomats should always accept different cultures.

Doom777:

Please edit that into character as your delegate. We also wish to have every make their speeches, before any responses come in from other nations.

THe Grand Imam would also liek to remind the delegates that as of this moment, his forces are trying to fight for the Male freedoms, Physically. So it would be best to find an agreement soon.

The Stianlaandian President wishes to attend at the conference, even thought the country did not sign up. We want to know if it is possible to join afterall?

Yes, we can have up to 140 representatives in this conference. No reservations are needed unless you wanted the free stuff I gave away yesterday.

Yes, we can have up to 140 representatives in this conference. No reservations are needed unless you wanted the free stuff I gave away yesterday.

OOC: HOW COME I DIDNT GET ANY FREE PRESENTS?!?!?! *pouts*

J/K.

Dusanyu stepped forward on to the podium, a sad look blighting his otherwise handsome face
"Gentlemen, and ladies, I have sad news to report. Only moments ago I recieved the news that Feminany is under attack directly. As a concerned member of the international community the Confederacy hereby calls on all members of this conference to join us in condemning, in the strongest wording possible, this heinous act against a defenseless nation!"

We would like to sent a delegate. We would also like the rulers of Feminany to be charged with crimes against humanity.

Dusanyu stepped forward on to the podium, a sad look blighting his otherwise handsome face
"Gentlemen, and ladies, I have sad news to report. Only moments ago I recieved the news that Feminany is under attack directly. As a concerned member of the international community the Confederacy hereby calls on all members of this conference to join us in condemning, in the strongest wording possible, this heinous act against a defenseless nation!"

The Grand Imam steps up to the podium.

"Defenceless?!?!?! This vile nation claims to be far more advanced than us, why doesnt it defend ITSELF!? It already has DA defending it! Tens of thousands of my men have DIED fighting for freedom there! If there is any nation we should condemn, it is FEMINANY!!!"

We would like to sent a delegate. We would also like the rulers of Feminany to be charged with crimes against humanity.
We agree. The crimes they were about to do, and the law they passed, is just horrible. It goes against everything the current society stands for. It is regression back into the ages of lack of civil rights, and social immobility. Their "final solution" should not be allowed in our civilised world.

We would like to sent a delegate. We would also like the rulers of Feminany to be charged with crimes against humanity.

You may send a delegate. I would highly recommand a expert testimony from a researcher if you intend to try to charge them with crimes.

Glaring at the Imam Dusanyu drove a particularly painfull point in
"In case you didn't know, sir, Feminany has a smaller population, total, than the army you sent to invade them. We repeat again our outrage at this and request, no demand, that you cease your attack and withdraw your troops."

Sir Bedivere, Minister of State: For those nations attacking Feminany right now our great leader has authorized me to issue this statement. "If any nation attacking feminany purposefully targets her civilians or attempts mass rape (Collenus) then we will take action to defend innocent civilians." This statement is being repeated from the previous "war" discussion. These practices are barbaric and should not be allowed. If war is necessary to stop feminany's evil policy, so be it. But, we should try negotiation first.

But, we should try negotiation first.

Adolf Gorreing: That's exactly what we should do!!!

Sir Bedivere, Minister of State: For those nations attacking Feminany right now our great leader has authorized me to issue this statement. "If any nation attacking feminany purposefully targets her civilians or attempts mass rape (Collenus) then we will take action to defend innocent civilians." This statement is being repeated from the previous "war" discussion. These practices are barbaric and should not be allowed. If war is necessary to stop this evil government's policy, so be it. But, we should try negotiation first.

Glaring at the Imam Dusanyu drove a particularly painfull point in
"In case you didn't know, sir, Feminany has a smaller population, total, than the army you sent to invade them. We repeat again our outrage at this and request, no demand, that you cease your attack and withdraw your troops."
The Grand Imam returned to the Podium

"Only 17 civilians have died, opposed to 80,000 of our own soldiers! These civilians were killed in un-purposeful collateral damage. We are just fighting to end a despotic regime that does NOT treat everyone as equals and has violated their rights.. And to HArdheads. You are supporting a nation which has CLEARLY violated human rights.

We will leave Feminany, but ONLY if the conference decides so. ONLY then, and for now we continue our fight for freedom!"

The Grand Imams voice was by this point shaking with rage and with patriotism. He then stepped down the podium and took a long sip of water.

Sir Bedivere: "We must keep in mind that the lives of feminany's oppressed men are not at stake (for the moment), although their freedom and by extension, the freedom of everyone is. Our nation is willing to fight to defend those freedoms. But to make our position perfectly clear, there is room for discussion before war."

Four Seasons employees come out with trays and set up ice buckets with bottles of waters in each bucket for each seat.

A full size camel is also brought out for the Republic of Camel Eaters.

Two things.
1)I would like to know, where is the delegate from Feminany?

OOC: Sleeping?

2) Can I suggest we put "lighting star and other invading troops leaving Feminany until the end of the conference" on vote?

"It seems to me that this war was declared for an honorable cause, yet degenerated into threatening civilians and violating the soveriegnty of independent nations," Tandia Nerus said as she took the podium. "First and foremost, let me start by making it absolutely clear that Shandar is no friend of Feminany, and that we consider this 'law' of theirs to be inhumane and against the way of nature. Having said this, both my government and the people of my nation are sickened by the conduct of this war. First, invading navies firebombed seaside towns, and then others declare that they will march into Feminany and rape every woman they find (this of course being the entire population)! The Democratic States of Shandar will not stand for this, and wish to provide any aid we can and use any influence we have in order to stop this conflict and help the people of Feminany rebuild their lives, provided of course that men are allowed to return to the nation should they wish."

She said she wanted in Girlin, but that's not possible because of the bombing. And Berlin, Great Sixth Reich, was our backup.

Not sure if she got the message.

The Grand Imam returned to the Podium

"Only 17 civilians have died, opposed to 80,000 of our own soldiers! These civilians were killed in un-purposeful collateral damage. We are just fighting to end a despotic regime that does to treat everyone fiarly and has violated human rights. And to HArdheads. You are supporting a nation which has CLEARLY violated human rights.

We will leave Feminany, but ONLY if the conference decides so. ONLY then, and for now we continue our fight for freedom!"


Sir Bedivere: "We respect the Grand Imam as well as the lighnting star, but you have misinterpreted our statement. During the previous war discussion (thread), there were threats by nations such as Generia and Collenus to mass murder and/or rape civilians. We just wanted to make sure everyone knew such practices would not be tolerated by our nation. We respectfully request that lightning star holds back her forces until this conference has been decided."

Sir Bedivere: "We must keep in mind that the lives of feminany's oppressed men are not at stake (for the moment), although their freedom and by extension, the freedom of everyone is. Our nation is willing to fight to defend those freedoms. But to make our position perfectly clear, there is room for discussion before war."

The Grand imam: "We respect your views and opinions, and we believe that you have all the right in the world to oppose military action. As long as you do not support this vile evil, we are O.K. with you."

"It seems to me that this war was declared for an honorable cause, yet degenerated into threatening civilians and violating the soveriegnty of independent nations," Tandia Nerus said as she took the podium. "First and foremost, let me start by making it absolutely clear that Shandar is no friend of Feminany, and that we consider this 'law' of theirs to be inhumane and against the way of nature. Having said this, both my government and the people of my nation are sickened by the conduct of this war. First, invading navies firebombed seaside towns, and then others declare that they will march into Feminany and rape every woman they find (this of course being the entire population)! The Democratic States of Shandar will not stand for this, and wish to provide any aid we can and use any influence we have in order to stop this conflict and help the people of Feminany rebuild their lives, provided of course that men are allowed to return to the nation should they wish."

OOC: the RApe was cullenus joke. Im the only nation that invaded, and VERY few civilians have died.

The Stianlaandian President arrived ten minutes ago for the peace conference in his long range Boeing 747.
When he came, he immediatly stepped up on the podium and said: "Greetings, fellow ministers and leaders. I have come to the conclusion that the law must be reversed, or else millions of civillians and soldiers will die in the war for Feminany! Two major millitary powers are as we speak destroying the entire country and their armies. More could join in. Soon we can have a massive war caused by this! Therefore, I pledge the Feminanian Queen to rethink her decision, and let everyone forget everything it has caused. Thank you."

ooc to Lightning Star: hardheads isnt participating in the conference, Dusanyu represents the Confederacy of Lafeel, another country of mine. Just thought I should point that out to you
Dusanyu, having made his point nodded to Sir Peter and stepped down, his eery calmness a strange counter point to the clearly incensed Imam

President of Stianland. How will we know that they won't do something as foolsih again?

The Stianlaandian President arrived ten minutes ago for the peace conference in his long range Boeing 747.
When he came, he immediatly stepped up on the podium and said: "Greetings, fellow ministers and leaders. I have come to the conclusion that the law must be reversed, or else millions of civillians and soldiers will die in the war for Feminany! Two major millitary powers are as we speak destroying the entire country and their armies. More could join in. Soon we can have a massive war caused by this! Therefore, I pledge the Feminanian Queen to rethink her decision, and let everyone forget everything it has caused. Thank you."

OOC: im not tearing up the country, im just attacking military installations and capturing some cities...

OOC: the RApe was cullenus joke. Im the only nation that invaded, and VERY few civilians have died.

Thats not a very funny joke...

Sir Peter does praise lightning stars efforts to keep civilian causualties to a minimum, even though negotiation is preferred.

Thats not a very funny joke...

Sir Peter does praise lightning stars efforts to keep civilian causualties to a minimum, even though negotiation is preferred.

OOC: I never said it was.

IC:
The Grand Imam has fallen ill and has retired to his room.

OOC: in other words, i have to log for a while.

Two things.
1)I would like to know, where is the delegate from Feminany?

OOC: Sleeping?

2) Can I suggest we put "lighting star and other invading troops leaving Feminany until the end of the conference" on vote?

Yes, there will be a vote at the end of the conference.

And Feminany is coming, she was in another topic.

The Dumpsterdanian representative enters the conference and walks up the stage, taking out a piece of paper.

"By our lord and Emperor, the nation of Dumpsterdam is currently resisting TLS's hostile invasion of Feminany. Over 200 civlian casualties have been reported to have been made by TLS troops on contact with DAF troops near the disputed city."

"Dumpsterdam is giving TLS ONE ultimatum: Leave Feminany now, failure to comply with this will result in a TATLAS 1 Defence status meaning that any force will be authorised by the Emperor to "persuade" TLS to leave."

He walks off the stage and sits down.

Adolf Gorreing, Chief Officer of Forgein Affairs: There will be a vote about that matter at the end. Please delay any actions until the result is found.

The Dumpsterdanian representative enters the conference and walks up the stage, taking out a piece of paper.

"By our lord and Emperor, the nation of Dumpsterdam is currently resisting TLS's hostile invasion of Feminany. Over 200 civlian casualties have been reported to have been made by TLS troops on contact with DAF troops near the disputed city."

"Dumpsterdam is giving TLS ONE ultimatum: Leave Feminany now, failure to comply with this will result in a TATLAS 1 Defence status meaning that any force will be authorised by the Emperor to "persuade" TLS to leave."

He walks off the stage and sits down.

OOC: TLS isn't here right now. So an attack on his forces will just be ignored. Even though he made the same mistake by attacking feminany when she isn't here it doesn't make you right either.

IC: Your hearts in the right place, but we need to try to get feminany to repeal her evil policty through negotiation. Not continuing fighting.

OoC: Actualy he attacked MY forces in Feminany so try to pay attention. *slaps on desk with ruler*

And with over 3.5 million troops in her country I am to be considered the main defence.

Representitive Sergey Nelovakich of the Holy Empire of Zesperion Walks up on stage and begins to state his country's position on the matter:

"Due to my country's small size and millitary power, we will provide shelter and medical care to any civilian refugees. We would send medical supplies to Feminany, but out of fear for the saftey of our supply convoys, we will not deliver any supplies past the Feminany border."

Sergey then leaves to return to his country.

Sub-Minister Kempenski entered the room and approached the podium...

"Esteemed delegates, the conflicts currently raging against Feminany are illegal and immoral. You say that you attack to secure the rights of others, but for all we know, the citizens of Feminany think this is quite alright.

If every nation were to follow the logic of the aggressors, how would the representatives of the capitalist nations in this room feel if the Soviet Socialist Republic invaded your nation?

According to us, your governments and private enterprises are oppressing the citizens of your nations, and perhaps the people of your nation are fine with that. Just as many of you probably view the Hattian people as oppressed, which I assure you, we are not.

I give the aggressors this warning. If this conference does not end this conflict, the Republic stands ready to end it ourselves, and we doubt many nations in this room could withstand us if we are forced to take that course...

We would like that the rights of all citizens be restored and everyone be treated equally in Feminany, but military conflict is not the way to solve this...



With that, she left the podium and sat down...

Representitive Sergey Nelovakich of the Holy Empire of Zesperion Walks up on stage and begins to state his country's position on the matter:

"Due to my country's small size and millitary power, we will provide shelter and medical care to any civilian refugees. We would send medical supplies to Feminany, but out of fear for the saftey of our supply convoys, we will not deliver any supplies past the Feminany border."

Sergey then leaves to return to his country.

You paided for a plane ticket to say that and leave? At least stay for dinner...

What is for dinner anyway? Our delegates are getting hungry. And trust me, you wouldn't like us when we're hungry...

The Transpontian delegate approaches the podium.

"Fellow delegates,

"I would like to outline the Transpontian peace plan that I feel may bring an end to this crisis. Feminany should, of course, be encouraged to abandon its grotesque policy, but in the event that agreement cannot be reached, we suggest the following:

"1) An immediate standing-down of all hostile forces;

"2) The establishment within Feminany of comfortable and hospitable reservations for its male population, with appropriate arrangements for work permits in any key fields and autonomous protection;

2a) Guarantees as to the rights and needs of reservation occupants;

2b) Full visiting rights in the event that any female citizen wants to spend time in the reservations;

"3) The appointment of an international team to monitor said reservations;

"4) The end of genital mutilation of Feminanian babies;

"5) The admission of male babies to these camps;

"6) Freedom to undergo free gender reassignment for either sex and freedom of passage in and out of the reservations on the basis of that reassignment.

"Thank you. I hope all parties find this acceptable."

The Transpontian delegate approaches the podium.

"Fellow delegates,

"I would like to outline the Transpontian peace plan that I feel may bring an end to this crisis. Feminany should, of course, be encouraged to abandon its grotesque policy, but in the event that agreement cannot be reached, we suggest the following:

"1) An immediate standing-down of all hostile forces;

"2) The establishment within Feminany of comfortable and hospitable reservations for its male population, with appropriate arrangements for work permits in any key fields and autonomous protection;

2a) Guarantees as to the rights and needs of reservation occupants;

2b) Full visiting rights in the event that any female citizen wants to spend time in the reservations;

"3) The appointment of an international team to monitor said reservations;

"4) The end of genital mutilation of Feminanian babies;

"5) The admission of male babies to these camps;

"6) Freedom to undergo free gender reassignment for either sex and freedom of passage in and out of the reservations on the basis of that reassignment.

"Thank you. I hope all parties find this acceptable."

Although the plan is well thought out. It still allows feminany to treat males as second-class citizens. I think we all know that "separate but equal" is foolhardy.

I STILL haven't been answered about dinner. O crap, my skins turning green. I warned you, you wouldn't like us hungry.

You paided for a plane ticket to say that and leave? At least stay for dinner...

Okay, I accept your invitation. I have recently arrived and did not know how much hospitality would be shown to me.

Other nations treat portions of their populations far worse than Feminany, yet escape censure. Plus, it is a sovereign state and has so far shown a willingness to be reasonably humane. Conditions in the reservations would be guaranteed to be good.

OOC: My nation is vehemently liberal, pacifist, and pro-sovereign. I don't like the policy, but think she has a perfect right to implement it without a gang of empire marching in and threatening to rape her entire population, which turns my stomach. So I'm pro-underdog here.

Other nations treat portions of their populations far worse than Feminany, yet escape censure. Plus, it is a sovereign state and has so far shown a willingness to be reasonably humane. Conditions in the reservations would be guaranteed to be good.

OOC: My nation is vehemently liberal, pacifist, and pro-sovereign. I don't like the policy, but think she has a perfect right to implement it without a gang of empire marching in and threatening to rape her entire population, which turns my stomach. So I'm pro-underdog here.

OOC: The rape was a very crude and unfunny joke made by another nation, not to be taken literally.

I think (and correct me if I'm wrong) it was Martin Luther King that said "injustice anywhere is a threat to freedom everywhere".

OOC: The rape was a very crude and unfunny joke made by another nation, not to be taken literally.

I think (and correct me if I'm wrong) it was Martin Luther King that said "injustice anywhere is a threat to freedom everywhere".

OOC: The rape threat has been made in various forms by far more than one nation in the various posts on this subject.

Having had a couple candy bars, Sir Peter and his delegates have controlled their hunger (as well as the raging beasts that dwell within them). But they must rest (OOC: go eat RL) for a bit.

OOC: The rape threat has been made in various forms by far more than one nation in the various posts on this subject.

If that is the case and the threat is legitimate, then I condemn it as well.

OOC: See you all in a half hour.

Abraham Lexus brings out one of the men that lived in Feminany to testify:

Man: "Hello delegates, my name, as given by the Feminany Bureau of Reproduction, is Male Scum#2362. I would like to tell you of the horrible life man have in the lands of Feminany. The classes in Feminany schools are segragated, the girls have clean bathrooms, classes of 20 people, new textbooks, laptops on each desk. Boys study in the basements, with no light, 95% humidity, no air conditioning or heating, textbooks deemed to old for the girls, and classes of up to 70 people each! Furthermore, their teachers are also males, as not recieving a college education, are rather lousy at teaching, and the subject they are teaching. There are lots of all girls colleges, which get most of federal funding. There is 1 (!) college for boys, and, girl, noone wants to go there. Men can only have very few jobs, building, teaching, modeling, and cleaning sewers and garbage. Women, on the other hand, have tons of interesting career opportunities in science, architecture, and most important of all, government. Men are allowed to vote, true, but not hold office. Maybe that's why that awful law was passed. Since our birth, we were told we're an inferior gender, a fluctuation in genes. Almost all men believe that. A woman can have as many husbands as she wants, but a man cannot have a wife. This concept confuses people, but in fact it means that a man cannot own a woman. even married, she can do whatever she wants. On Valentines day, if a man gives a woman who has him a "Be mine" card, noone will understand him. Also, there are as many lesbian couples as there are hetersexual couples, and the lesbian couples are considered normal than the other ones. There are separate burial sites for men and women, the one for man is called "Crematorium and scattering of ashes". Women, on the other hand, get beautiful parks filled with trees, and expensive coffins and all.
To sum it up, life for men in Feminany is plain awful.

What is for dinner anyway? Our delegates are getting hungry. And trust me, you wouldn't like us when we're hungry...

Here's the information sheet:


Where: Four Seasons Hotel Berlin, Gontard Room, The Great Sixth Reich/Imperial Germany
http://www.fourseasons.com/image_li...0_web-large.jpg (The design will be different, but the room will be the same)

When: 4 PM EST Tommorow.

Why: To produce a success resolution to end attacks on Femininty and pass a succesfull male rights resolution in Femininty. Jew Power Land is also expected to make a speech allowing The Great Sixth Reich/Imperial Germany to use a naval base in Iraq and Eastern Russia.

How many people?: Up to 140 in a U-Shape design.

Meals: Dinner in Hofgarten I for 14 guests includeing the Queen of Femininty. Dinner in Hofgarten II for 14 other guests. (Same room design for both)
http://www.fourseasons.com/image_li...0_web-large.jpg

Wireless Internet is available in all meeting and eating areas.

Airports: Hienkel City International is located 100 miles south, accessable by high-speed rail. The airport allows super-sconic, space, and government planes (in a closed off section). Tegal International Airport is located nearby, with commerial flights only.Tegal Train Station is located nearby, where all the high-speed trains will arrive.

Secruity: 300 Soldiers and 3,000 Berlin City Police will provide protection for the delegates. Roadblocks will be deloyed in the area. Government Issued Photo ID is required to enter the building. SAMs and JOKE 87 Radar Centers are in the countryside.

Food: The are five options: Seasons Restaurant, The Bar, In-Room Dinning, two special rooms (see above).

Menus:

Seasons Restaurant: http://www.fourseasons.com/berlin/meetings/menu_23.html

The Bar: A variety of digestifs or cognac and a special selection cocktails. Lunch, snacks, light dishes and desserts.

In-Room Dining: http://www.fourseasons.com/berlin/meetings/menu_in_room_50.html

The Meeting Rooms (where most delegates should go):

Breakfest in Meeting Rooms:

Selection of Cheese, Poultry Cold Cuts and Smoked Fish

Bakery Basket, Butter and Jam

Cereal Buffet, Coffee or Tea


SWEETS
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Blueberry Pancakes with Maple Syrup

Belgian Vanilla Waffles with Fresh Strawberries

**Cinnamon French Toast


EGG DISHES
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Two Eggs Any Style

With Slightly Salted Bacon

With ‘Nürnberger’ Pork Sausages or Grilled Ham

Season’s Plain Omelette

Omelette with Ham and Cheese or with Mushrooms and Herbs

Eggwhite Omelette with Green Pepper and Tomatoes

Eggs Benedict with Ham or Smoked Salmon


SPECIALS
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**Swiss Birchermuesli with Fresh Berries

Bagel with Smoked Salmon and Cream Cheese

Bavarian Weißwürste with Pretzle Rolls and Sweet Mustard


JAPANESE BREAKFAST
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Roasted Salmon, Miso Soup, Japanese Rice, Onsen Egg, Pickled Vegetables, Green Tea and Freshly Squeezed Fruit Juice



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We serve also low fat yogurt, low fat milk, low fat cream cheese and diet marmalade on request.
**These items are also available without sugar.

Lunch:

APPETISERS
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Salad of Marinated Winter Vegetables with Walnuts and Dry Fruits

Skate Wing on Green Lentils and Thyme Bacon Vinaigrette

Tartar of Red Tuna - En Millefeuille - with Avocado Mousse

Terrine of Salsify and Sweet Potatoes with Goat Cheese Mousse

Pumpkin Cream Soup with Duck Confit Fagotini

Spicy Green Curry Soup with Fresh Coconut and Shellfish Packet


MAIN COURSES
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Homemade Semolina Pasta with Grilled Portobello Mushrooms

Medallions of Monkfish with Fennel

Pavé of Scottish Salmon on a Potato Leek Ragoût with Tarragon Nage

Papillon of Wild Sea Bass with Potato Mousseline and Vinaigrette Niçoise

Breast of Guinea-Hen, Stuffed with Mushrooms, Glazed Gnocchi and Young Spinach

Steak of Wild Boar with Salsify and Polenta

Braised Short Rib of Charolais Beef with Celeriac


DESSERTS
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Chestnut Soufflé Tarte with Coffee Caramel and Chocolate Ice Cream

Soft Center Valrhona Bitter Chocolate Cake with Cinnamon and Banana Ice Cream

Baked Apple with Stuffed Brioche and Brittle Ice Cream

Glühwein - Poached Pear

Mango Fruit Salad with Lime Granité and Sesame Caramel

Dinner:

APPETISERS
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Wild Herb Salad with Garden Tomatoes Served Three Ways

Artichoke Salad with Stuffed Duck Breast and Summer Truffle

Terrine of Foie Gras with White Peach Compote and Vanilla-Chili Brioche

French Quail in Three Presentations with Green Asparagus Salad

Marinated Fillets of Red Mullet with Taboule Salad

Summer Vegetables with Langoustinos and Herb Vinaigrette

Maine Lobster with Chorizo Potato Salad and Saffron Bell Pepper Vinaigrette


STARTERS
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Tortelli with Chanterelles and Baby Leeks

Lasagne of Lobster and Powerades

Fresh Garlic Soup with Crisp Tuna

Clear Gazapcho with Avocado Tomato Ravioli


FISH
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Pan-Seared Wild Salmon with Green Asparagus, Wild Mushrooms and Crayfish

Saffron-Marinated Fillet of Rascasse with Pan-Seared Fennel

Steamed Lemon Sole Packet with Miso Consommé and Dungeness Fagottini

Line-Caught Wild Seabass Roasted in Whole, Serves Two


MEAT DISHES
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Saddle of Milk-Fed Veal with Pan-Seared Asparagus and Summer Mushrooms

Fillet of Charolais Beef, Bulgur Wheat and Apricots

Saddle of "Maibock“ with Almond-Lemon Gnocchi and Cauliflower Couscous

Poulet de Bresse Roasted in Whole with Stuffed Artichokes and Chanterelles, Serves Two


SEASONS MENU
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Saddle of Rabbit with Marinated Cherries, Chanterelles Salad and Red Pepper Confit

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Pan-Seared Foie Gras with Caramelised Peach and Wild Rocket Salad

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Fillet of Line-Caught Wild Seabass on Fresh White Beans, Eggplant-Calamaretti Compote

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Warm Crottin de Chevre in Olive Crust with Salad of Raw Fennel

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Apricot Tarte Tatin with Vanilla-Espelette Ice Cream and Apricot Essence


CHEESE
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Pont l’Évêque with Cavaillon Melon Salad

St. Marcellin with Marinated Medlars


DESSERTS
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Marinated Strawberries with Almond Crème and Thyme

Consommé of Tropical Fruits and Chocolate Ravioli

Selection of Rhubarb

Warm Soft-Centre Bitter Chocolade Cake with Candied Rose Petals and Cream Cheese Ice Cream

Millefeuille of Wild Strawberries with Bitter Chocolate Sorbet

Filled Rasperry Croquante and Nougat Ice Cream


COFFEE AND HOT CHOCOLATE SPECIALTIES
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Cappuccino di Saronno - Espresso with Amaretto and Whipped Cream

Irish Coffee - Brown Sugar Sweetend Coffee, Irish Whiskey and Whipped Cream

Pariser Versuchung - Hot Chocolate with Cointreau, Whipped Cream and Cinnammon Dust

Camels from Camel Eaters Republic have also been imported on a request.

Is the menu really the most important issue we have to discuss?

I would like,
Breakfast:
Bakery basket
Blueberry waffles with syrup

Lunch
Salad of Marinated Winter Vegetables with Walnuts and Dry Fruits
Homemade Semolina Pasta with Grilled Portobello Mushrooms
Mango Fruit Salad with Lime Granité and Sesame Caramel

Dinner
Wild Herb Salad with Garden Tomatoes Served Three Ways
Clear Gazapcho with Avocado Tomato Ravioli
Pan-Seared Wild Salmon with Green Asparagus, Wild Mushrooms and Crayfish
Irish Coffee - Brown Sugar Sweetend Coffee, Irish Whiskey and Whipped Cream


All of that should be kosher, please.

Is the menu really the most important issue we have to discuss?


I STILL haven't been answered about dinner. O crap, my skins turning green. I warned you, you wouldn't like us hungry.

I'd thought I'd make him happy!

Doom777: Kosher? Good thing you told us now, I'll tell them to make everything for you Kosher.

The Camel Eaters thank you for this.

occ: Feminany hasn't even posted on this thread so its pretty safe to assume starting with out her is proably not going to get anything started nevermind solved.

We are sorry we are late but our giant worms found it hard to travel over and through many forests.

The Camel Eaters thank you for this.

It's a wierd request, but I do want all delegates to be happy.

By the way, how can you eat a camel?

occ: Feminany hasn't even posted on this thread so its pretty safe to assume starting with out her is proably not going to get anything started nevermind solved.

She's off for the day. I'd like to have some good speeches waiting for her when she returns.

The Minister Of Foreign Affairs For The Republic Of Boghetto steps to the podium.
Minister: As the Minister for Foreign affiars in Boghtto I handle issues with other countries The Republic Of Boghetto has made some pretty dumb laws but our laws people could adjust to but how can a man make his self a woman its not his fought he was born a man and thats why the republic of boghetto put troops in Feminany and they will stay there to right is done.

Well take one of everything as we have many people here to protect one of our few delagates.

The man stood up to the podium to speak.

"Firstly we ould like to state that are soldiers have stopped conquering and in the time they fought they did not target all, largly, or smallly civilan areas. Our soldiers will tranquilize any enemy soldiers approaching aqs the talks are going on. We joined becuase our ally was involved qand we were disgusted by the law. However we respect almost everyone's soveriegn rights to do what they please in their country. Since our staunchest ally was involved we sent soldiers to give aid."

He stepped down and resumed his seat.

OOC:I said i woud rape as a joke, and i think everyone did too. If i was going to do a great rape it wouldnt be here becuase 40% of the populace used to be men.

Camel Eaters Delegate stands on podium

: We believe the acts taken by Feminany are both evil and heinous as they make it illegal to be what one is!
Furhtermore Camel Eaters has protested this action in a traditional manner the abstination of camel flesh the beating of monkeys the sacrifice of transvestites to the Great Feminazi God and all of these signs of our disgust at what has happened have been ignored. So (delegate sighs) even though we did not wish to we for the sake of freedom from oppression everywhere The High Ruler of The Holy Reublic of Camel Eaters Freckula Garzivonni has decide to amass troops at the Feminanian border should there be a war we wil participate!!!

Yuna arose to speak.

"I would like to say, that Feminany is guilty as sin. We all know that. I say we save the expense of a trial, launch a raid, and capture the b*tch once and for all."

Yuna sat down.

In order to eat a camel one must first kill it and then if one were smart eat the wonderfully warm hump fat then simply remove the meat and cook it or eat it raw (delegates mouth begins to water eats some termite jerkey).

I agree with yuna. We still have failed to see why we shouldn't invade Feminany.

As the Boghetto speaker finishes, a young gentleman takes the podium. He sorts a pile of papers, places them in front of him, then recites the speech withotu once looking at them.

"Ladies and Gentlemen. I fear this facade of a peace conference will have little bearing on the actions of any of its attendees. As we speak, Lightning Starian troops are decimating three heavily populated cities inside of Feminany. I have in my possession pictures of those troops carrying out forced sexual acts on innocent women. Whilst hundreds, if not thousands of women are forced to submit, and not allowed a chance to speak for themselves, even to fight back, you sit here and discuss what meal you would like after the conference. The Greater Monarchy of McLeod03, and I, as heir apparent to the throne, demand the immediate withdrawal of all hostile forces from Feminany. You have 48 hours to comply. When those 48 hours have passed, god help you if you still have troops present. If you wish to see what an FAE will do to your soldiers, then stay. If not, get out. We will make no further moves for peace until such time as these forces are removed. The country of Feminany is to be considered under the protection of McLeodian armed forces."

OCC:

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Guest will be staying in Superior Suites.
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IC:

Adolf Gorreing: "Human rights are a concern for all nations, because people flee opposing countries to take shelter in other countries."

We agree with Yuna except once she is captured one must ceremonialy eat the heart of your enemy.

Press Release from the Holy Empire of Crackpie:
After a night of heavy drinking, to celebrate the nation's decision to resign form the U.N, the Leader,with a gut full of high-octane vodka, ha this to say.

Holy Emperor Daniel Alarcon: What?? Feminary* continues to try and rid itself of men?? They'll see, they'll see allright, as soon as the first male child born has a forced sex-change, Ill release a Biological attack on civillian targets! To hell with the damn geneva convention, this no longer is about formalities National decisions, it is about simple human civility! If the U.N doesnt Like it, They can go sit on a pole!" ( note: Statement edited to be made more legible)

The Government Of Crackpie formally requests that all nations to disaprove of a civillian strike make themselves heard as soon as posible, as well as listing their reasons to object.

As the Boghetto speaker finishes, a young gentleman takes the podium. He sorts a pile of papers, places them in front of him, then recites the speech withotu once looking at them.

"Ladies and Gentlemen. I fear this facade of a peace conference will have little bearing on the actions of any of its attendees. As we speak, Lightning Starian troops are decimating three heavily populated cities inside of Feminany. I have in my possession pictures of those troops carrying out forced sexual acts on innocent women. Whilst hundreds, if not thousands of women are forced to submit, and not allowed a chance to speak for themselves, even to fight back, you sit here and discuss what meal you would like after the conference. The Greater Monarchy of McLeod03, and I, as heir apparent to the throne, demand the immediate withdrawal of all hostile forces from Feminany. You have 48 hours to comply. When those 48 hours have passed, god help you if you still have troops present. If you wish to see what an FAE will do to your soldiers, then stay. If not, get out. We will make no further moves for peace until such time as these forces are removed. The country of Feminany is to be considered under the protection of McLeodian armed forces."

"You really wish to side with a madman? This woman is screwing every known value/moral known to man- and you help her? You, sir, have no shame. I advocate a small special forces raid on the capital to capture the government, then get out of there. I do not see the harm in that."- Kaiserine Yuna.

Please let McLeod03 know that we do not go to war lightly and would much rather resign this issue peacefully.

The Government Of Crackpie formally requests that all nations to disaprove of a civillian strike make themselves heard as soon as posible, as well as listing their reasons to object.

I strongly disagree with any form of military action. As well as being immoral, it is unnecessary. A negotiated compromise can and will be reached.

As the Boghetto speaker finishes, a young gentleman takes the podium. He sorts a pile of papers, places them in front of him, then recites the speech withotu once looking at them.

"Ladies and Gentlemen. I fear this facade of a peace conference will have little bearing on the actions of any of its attendees. As we speak, Lightning Starian troops are decimating three heavily populated cities inside of Feminany. I have in my possession pictures of those troops carrying out forced sexual acts on innocent women. Whilst hundreds, if not thousands of women are forced to submit, and not allowed a chance to speak for themselves, even to fight back, you sit here and discuss what meal you would like after the conference. The Greater Monarchy of McLeod03, and I, as heir apparent to the throne, demand the immediate withdrawal of all hostile forces from Feminany. You have 48 hours to comply. When those 48 hours have passed, god help you if you still have troops present. If you wish to see what an FAE will do to your soldiers, then stay. If not, get out. We will make no further moves for peace until such time as these forces are removed. The country of Feminany is to be considered under the protection of McLeodian armed forces."

There's a cease-fire agreement in the orginal "Males Banned" topic.

As the Boghetto speaker finishes, a young gentleman takes the podium. He sorts a pile of papers, places them in front of him, then recites the speech withotu once looking at them.

"Ladies and Gentlemen. I fear this facade of a peace conference will have little bearing on the actions of any of its attendees. As we speak, Lightning Starian troops are decimating three heavily populated cities inside of Feminany. I have in my possession pictures of those troops carrying out forced sexual acts on innocent women. Whilst hundreds, if not thousands of women are forced to submit, and not allowed a chance to speak for themselves, even to fight back, you sit here and discuss what meal you would like after the conference. The Greater Monarchy of McLeod03, and I, as heir apparent to the throne, demand the immediate withdrawal of all hostile forces from Feminany. You have 48 hours to comply. When those 48 hours have passed, god help you if you still have troops present. If you wish to see what an FAE will do to your soldiers, then stay. If not, get out. We will make no further moves for peace until such time as these forces are removed. The country of Feminany is to be considered under the protection of McLeodian armed forces."
MInister:Rases hand and ask hat were you doing taking pictures jacing off??

With Crakpie's threats of Bio weapons safty has come to mind. The defenses were put in order, but it waqs a waste. All soldiers began packing up equipment as transports sailed in to pick up soldiers.

Although the delegate would like to drink sweet sweet camel blood this issue must be resolved let us continue on the road to peace.

I strongly disagree with any form of military action. As well as being immoral, it is unnecessary. A negotiated compromise can and will be reached.

The Empire Of crackpie has made its position clear, as well as its intended time of attack. If the law is not immediatly repealed, and whomever wrote it is not turned in to external authorities, a strike on civillian targets will be imminent.

[QUOTE=McLeod03]As the Boghetto speaker finishes, a young gentleman takes the podium. He sorts a pile of papers, places them in front of him, then recites the speech withotu once looking at them.

"Ladies and Gentlemen. I fear this facade of a peace conference will have little bearing on the actions of any of its attendees. As we speak, Lightning Starian troops are decimating three heavily populated cities inside of Feminany. I have in my possession pictures of those troops carrying out forced sexual acts on innocent women. Whilst hundreds, if not thousands of women are forced to submit, and not allowed a chance to speak for themselves, even to fight back, you sit here and discuss what meal you would like after the conference. The Greater Monarchy of McLeod03, and I, as heir apparent to the throne, demand the immediate withdrawal of all hostile forces from Feminany. You have 48 hours to comply. When those 48 hours have passed, god help you if you still have troops present. If you wish to see what an FAE will do to your soldiers, then stay. If not, get out. We will make no further moves for peace until such time as these forces are removed. The country of Feminany is to be considered under the protection of McLeodian armed forces."[/QUOTE

OOC: Umm ya, the issue of dinner was started by me. I was hungry in RL at the time and sometimes a thread needs a twinge of humor. I didn't think it would get out of hand though, and for that I apologize.

The Lightning Star and Dumpsterdam have reached a ceasefire agreement until the end of the conference.

Let it be known that all though we favor peace a giant worm requires around four camels a day to feed and is always hungry for more meat and that there are currently twenty giant worms ready to move into Feminany as we speak.

Sir Bedivere: "Let us discuss how we can convince Feminany to repeal her bigoted and unjust law before we consider any other sort of action."

Also there is a large number of giant worms back in The Republic which can be mobilized rather quickly.

Sir Bedivere: "Let us discuss how we can convince Feminany to repeal her bigoted and unjust law before we consider any other sort of action."

"There is no time for talk. We must act now to stop. We must force her hand."- Kaiserine Yuna.

Im with Crackpie if the law is not repealled soon my troops are ready statoned in the country will be given orders to attack and I want better conditions for men in Feminany.

Behind the Boghettan minister, a tall man appears. He looks the sort to be able of tearing the minister in half. In a quiet voice, he says "I suggest, sir, you get out of this building and try learning diplomatic skills, instead of acting like a twelve year old school child. If you don't, you might just find your family is a victim of an unfortunate and extremely terminal accident."


The Prince stands once more "I must remind the delegate from CRACKPIE that any deliberate attacks on innocents will result in the unfortunate end of the lives of your twenty highest ranking government officials."

Sir Bedivere: "Let us discuss how we can convince Feminany to repeal her bigoted and unjust law before we consider any other sort of action."

It isnt that hard, you should see the miracles that a threat of a biological strike to civillian targets does for your cause. If I get but one tiny chance to prove my biological firepower, I will effectively rule Feminary. Dont give me a chance.

*whispers to camel eater's delegate*
*"Hey, could you pass some of that camel my way? It looks pretty tasty"

((OOC: Never threaten a man's family. That's just bad form.))

OOC:

And calling the future leader of a country a wanker isn't bad form? Ditto promising to kill innocent civilians?

The Holy Republic of Camel Eaters will not stand by and watch men who are at a "peace" conference have their families threatened. We ask McLeod03 that even though they preach fairness and peace to please stop using these brutish heavy handed tactics that they implement so well.

Isn't this conference rather pointless without Feminany attending?

((OOC: Never threaten a man's family. That's just bad form.))

Agreed, but when I suggested discussing ways to get Feminany to repeal her law I meant thinking up an argument that could get her to get rid of this stupid and evil law, not threats of attack.

Behind the Boghettan minister, a tall man appears. He looks the sort to be able of tearing the minister in half. In a quiet voice, he says "I suggest, sir, you get out of this building and try learning diplomatic skills, instead of acting like a twelve year old school child. If you don't, you might just find your family is a victim of an unfortunate and extremely terminal accident."


The Prince stands once more "I must remind the delegate from CRACKPIE that any deliberate attacks on innocents will result in the unfortunate end of the lives of your twenty highest ranking government officials."

((OOC: Never threaten a man's family. That's just bad form.))

Behind the Boghettan minister, a tall man appears. He looks the sort to be able of tearing the minister in half. In a quiet voice, he says "I suggest, sir, you get out of this building and try learning diplomatic skills, instead of acting like a twelve year old school child. If you don't, you might just find your family is a victim of an unfortunate and extremely terminal accident."


The Prince stands once more "I must remind the delegate from CRACKPIE that any deliberate attacks on innocents will result in the unfortunate end of the lives of your twenty highest ranking government officials."


" Are you saying that we are under threat from you sir?" the Crackpie delegate responded " Because if we are, warning us about it was terminally stupid, if those twenty highest ranking government officials just happened to misteriously die, Feminary will not be the only Country with the problem of a Biochemical strike on civillian targets. While your threats are highly ineffective, I will reconsider my point, if only because I found myself greeing with that conservative radicalist Boguetto"

*Camel Eaters delegate hands Sir Bevidere an entire plate topped with warm hump and freshly cooked meat as well as a bottle of Thorn 'n Scorpion wine.

((OOC: At least try to act like a professional, not a freaking psychopath. If you want the moral high ground, which is what you need in this type of situation, don't stoop to your enemy's level.))

OOC: I don't know about you, but some of the nations at war with Feminany seemed to be RPing the war without her last night but they seemed to ignore the fact she can defend herself. I wouldn't call that professional either...

Isn't this conference rather pointless without Feminany attending?

We can still come up with an argument to convince Feminany of the error of her ways. Hopefully without having to resort to threats of biological attacks on civilians *cough**crackpie**cough*. And lets try and stay on that topic, of coming up with a solution to this which we can later propose to feminany.

OOC:

And calling the future leader of a country a wanker isn't bad form? Ditto promising to kill innocent civilians?

((OOC: At least try to act like a professional, not a freaking psychopath. If you want the moral high ground, which is what you need in this type of situation, don't stoop to your enemy's level.))

Behind the Boghettan minister, a tall man appears. He looks the sort to be able of tearing the minister in half. In a quiet voice, he says "I suggest, sir, you get out of this building and try learning diplomatic skills, instead of acting like a twelve year old school child. If you don't, you might just find your family is a victim of an unfortunate and extremely terminal accident."


The Prince stands once more "I must remind the delegate from CRACKPIE that any deliberate attacks on innocents will result in the unfortunate end of the lives of your twenty highest ranking government officials."


Mcleod im not afraid of you now you stop acting like a 12 year old and take your seat.Thank you, :)

((OOC: At least try to act like a professional, not a freaking psychopath. If you want the moral high ground, which is what you need in this type of situation, don't stoop to your enemy's level.))

OOC Listen pal. I'v ebeen negotiating peace conferences for longer than you can imagine. Anyone who threatens innocent civilians, and even MY civilians with biochemical warfare, is going to to get introduced to some serious high explosives, courtesy of myself and numerous allies happy to help.

And anyone calling my Prince a wanker, well they've just got it coming. I'm not openly insulting them, just quietly suggesting they might want to try and be diplomatic, since in the game of "I can kill you bad", im gonna win.

As the Boghetto speaker finishes, a young gentleman takes the podium. He sorts a pile of papers, places them in front of him, then recites the speech withotu once looking at them.

"Ladies and Gentlemen. I fear this facade of a peace conference will have little bearing on the actions of any of its attendees. As we speak, Lightning Starian troops are decimating three heavily populated cities inside of Feminany. I have in my possession pictures of those troops carrying out forced sexual acts on innocent women. Whilst hundreds, if not thousands of women are forced to submit, and not allowed a chance to speak for themselves, even to fight back, you sit here and discuss what meal you would like after the conference. The Greater Monarchy of McLeod03, and I, as heir apparent to the throne, demand the immediate withdrawal of all hostile forces from Feminany. You have 48 hours to comply. When those 48 hours have passed, god help you if you still have troops present. If you wish to see what an FAE will do to your soldiers, then stay. If not, get out. We will make no further moves for peace until such time as these forces are removed. The country of Feminany is to be considered under the protection of McLeodian armed forces."


OOC: I have only read up to here, so sorry if i have forgotten or missed soemthing.

The Grand Imam:

"THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! HOW DARE YOU ACUSE US OF THESE CRIMES!!!! He have not raped ONE Feminanian! As we have stated before, they are ALL under house arrest and recieve al theri basic needs.. Only 23 civilians have died so far, compared with 100,000 Lightning Starians. Take away your threat, because you have nothign with to which to support it!"

The grand Imam stands down, shaking with rae and swearing in german under his breath.

"Eve Dworking is a wanted war criminal in all the League Of Empire Loyalist nations. We request that she submit herself to the League HQ in Jackson City where she will be given a fair trial by an impartial jury. Only after the trial, can her nation move forward in peace. Either the queen will be acquitted and then the charges against her dropped, or she will be convicted and the nation's that sought to attack Feminany will have no cause to do so." Paul Stahlecker


Ooc- A trial will make a sweet RP, with the entire LOEL Security Council (I am chairman of the council), and Feminany on MSN Rping it all at once. Feminany, my MSN is on the little button, knightofmalta1096@hotmail.com. If you are interested, message me.

We can still come up with an argument to convince Feminany of the error of her ways. Hopefully without having to resort to threats of biological attacks on civilians *cough**crackpie**cough*. And lets try and stay on that topic, of coming up with a solution to this which we can later propose to feminany.


I still think you greatly underestimate the power of a litt;le threat on civillians. BOguetoo, here, for example, was, yesteerday, planning to have the spanish Inquisition all over again. It was me and a few others threatening on civillian targets that made him drop the idea

The delegate from Camel Eaters stands up and yells
"IF THERE IS ONE MORE THREAT BETWEEN ANY NATIONS AT THIS PEACE CONFERENCE THEN I SWEAR TO GOD, FEMINAZIA, TANTILLA, AND ANY OTHER DEITY YOU CARE TO NAME. THERE WILL BE SO MANY GIANT WORMS ON YOUR ASS IT WON'T EVEN BE FUNNY." Sits down and takes sip of wine.

OOC Listen pal. I'v ebeen negotiating peace conferences for longer than you can imagine. Anyone who threatens innocent civilians, and even MY civilians with biochemical warfare, is going to to get introduced to some serious high explosives, courtesy of myself and numerous allies happy to help.

And anyone calling my Prince a wanker, well they've just got it coming. I'm not openly insulting them, just quietly suggesting they might want to try and be diplomatic, since in the game of "I can kill you bad", im gonna win.

"This infantile posturing on both sides is getting us nowhere!" cries Sir Bedivere in an unusual display of anger, "We must stay on topic and find a way to get feminany to repeal her law in a preferablly peaceful manner, which is the entire point of this conference! For the love of God, please stop the bickering."

DO NOT THREATEN ANY OTHER NATIONS ATTENDING THIS CONFERENCE!!! STOP NOW!!!

We hope to create a resolution by the end of tonight that Feminany can agree to.

The delegate from Camel Eaters stands up and yells
"IF THERE IS ONE MORE THREAT BETWEEN ANY NATIONS AT THIS PEACE CONFERENCE THEN I SWEAR TO GOD, FEMINAZIA, TANTILLA, AND ANY OTHER DEITY YOU CARE TO NAME. THERE WILL BE SO MANY GIANT WORMS ON YOUR ASS IT WON'T EVEN BE FUNNY." Sits down and takes sip of wine.

OOC: YIKES! :O

The spa is still open if anyone wants to calm down.

DO NOT THREATEN ANY OTHER NATIONS ATTENDING THIS CONFERENCE!!! STOP NOW!!!

We hope to create a resolution by the end of tonight that Feminany can agree to.

Thats what we've been trying to tell them. Hopefully, they will listen to either you or camel eater's giant worms...

DO NOT THREATEN ANY OTHER NATIONS ATTENDING THIS CONFERENCE!!! STOP NOW!!!

We hope to create a resolution by the end of tonight that Feminany can agree to.


I have that resolution right here. Drop the law, or we'll fire.

Three men enter (never mind how, if it's closed already; we have our ways); one is an almost featureless (excluding large eyes and massive grin) humanoid creature with pitch-black skin, carrying a metal longstaff and wearing nothing but a top-hat (featureless!); he appears to be 6 feet tall. Another, one the first man's left, is an 8-foot tall man wearing an executioner's outfit and carrying in one hand, a poleaxe, in the other, a bag of cookies. The final man, on the first man's right, is four feet tall, slightly hunched over, wearing a trench-coat with the neck folded up wearing a wide-brimmed hat, allowing no light to reach his face.

The black one begins to speak. "Hello, my name is Mayor Kabapus of Miratha. This is my accomplice, Morkath-" he points to his left; "who would prefer to be called The Secretary; seriously. This is my other accomplice, General Soro the First-" he points to his right. "I assume you were not rude enough to start without us?"

Morkath jumps up to the front and says, "but before you continue, would anyone like some cookies? They're delicious, I made them myself! What else... The robot overlords command you?"

Mayor Kabapus pushes him aside. "Heh, yes, perhaps our queen of Feminany would like to try them first. Is the queen here yet?"

OOC: "General Soro the First" is a S.O.R.O. 1 made by The Resi Corporation (http://members.cox.net/resicorp/). It is equipped with the Resi robot programs Mechanic, Vehicle and Hivemind.

The Delegate from the Dominion of Occupavia would like to stress in the strongest terms possible his country's opposition to military action of any kind taken against Feminany, particularly action involving biological or nuclear weapons as has been threatened by the delegate from Crackpie. While we disagree with the oppressive anti-male law, it is equally repulsive for Crackpie and it's allies to hold ransom the lives of civilians in a sovreign nation in exchange for policy change outside of their borders. This is a volatile situation with nations the world over lining up on either side of Feminany and this conference may be our last chance to avert millions of casualties worldwide as a result of a more widespread conflict.

Occupavia believes that instead, insitgating economic sanctions against Feminany is a more humane solution that would provide Feminany with the required incentive to repeal their unjust law. If an accord cannot be reached here today, economic sanctions would begin effective immediately, and trade from Occupavia to Feminany will be made illegal.

The spa is still open if anyone wants to calm down.

Sir Bedivere: "I'll take you up on that offer. Some of these delegates are getting on my last nerve. Sir Robin, could you please take over at the delgegation while I'm gone?"

Sir Robin: "Of course"

Camel Eater delegate turns to Sir Bevidere "Do you like the camel?"

Mcleod im not afraid of you now you stop acting like a 12 year old and take your seat.Thank you, :)

OOC: Good to see you can be original in your posting.

IC:

Smirking, the Prince catches the eye of the tall man. He turns and momentarily speaks into a secure comm-link, passing on orders to MAFCC Special Operations Command. He then turns back to the assembled delegates "Well, let us forget this unfortunate tangent. We are here to discuss what should be done.

To the Sevarisian delegate, I say simply that, we may be supporting someone you see as a maniac, but the Femaninian Queen is not responsible for genocide. I see, nor hear, of any negative reaction from her public. Has anyone considered that her people may actually want this law? And you sir, support nations who suggest the needless murder of millions of innocent people, and openly support the raping of women.

Crackpian, I made no threats on your nation. But if i find you are responsible for deliberately murdering innocent civilians, your genocidal government will find itself at war with McLeod03. In war, your government officials will find themselves suddenly targets.

Now, to everyone else. I suggest we attempt to find a diplomatic solution to this problem. If you are unsure what that means, i have a dictionary you can use to look it up. That means no guns, no chemical weapons, no rape, no troops. It means sitting down and talking about what we will do. I may not agree with this law, but going to war over a law that doesn't affect you in the slightest? Putting your men in great danger on a whim? Simply because you disagree with someone? Thats hardly portraying you all in the best light either now, is it?"

"This infantile posturing on both sides is getting us nowhere!" cries Sir Bedivere in an unusual display of anger, "We must stay on topic and find a way to get feminany to repeal her law in a preferablly peaceful manner, which is the entire point of this conference! For the love of God, please stop the bickering."

OOC: Please do not respond ICly to OOC comments. Thankyou.

I have that resolution right here. Drop the law, or we'll fire.

Sir Robin: "Such a "solution" would make us even worse than feminany. Your idea of attacking civilians is quite low indeed. A peaceful solution is far more preferable."

The Delegate from the Dominion of Occupavia would like to stress in the strongest terms possible his country's opposition to military action of any kind taken against Feminany, particularly action involving biological or nuclear weapons as has been threatened by the delegate from Crackpie. While we disagree with the oppressive anti-male law, it is equally repulsive for Crackpie and it's allies to hold ransom the lives of civilians in a sovreign nation in exchange for policy change outside of their borders. This is a volatile situation with nations the world over lining up on either side of Feminany and this conference may be our last chance to avert millions of casualties worldwide as a result of a more widespread conflict.

Occupavia believes that instead, insitgating economic sanctions against Feminany is a more humane solution that would provide Feminany with the required incentive to repeal their unjust law. If an accord cannot be reached here today, economic sanctions would begin effective immediately, and trade from Occupavia to Feminany will be made illegal.


Feminany is, unfortunately, a fairly self-sufficient nation. I do not come to a meeting half prepared. If I Propose a civillian strike, it is because I have considered all other obvious ( and some not so obvious) options, and found none better than a Biological strike.

Foreign Affairs Secratary Kenneth Willms stands on the podium and clears his throat.

"The president is unable to attend, but he asked me to confer this message to you and stay to continue negotiating terms.

From the desk of the President:

Please excuse my absence, but I have taken I'll and am unable to attend. The democtratic state of Kinda Sensible People condemns both Feminary and the Coalition for war against Feminary. Troops are currently evacuating any civilians who wish refuge to locations we do not wish to share. We ask that these troops be treated as non-combatants and left to continue their mission of protection. They will not fire unless they or their charges are fired upon. Our government has outlined a basic set of points we hope you will consider:

1: Deportation or Demasculation of Feminarians must cease. Feminary is free to ban allowing male children to be born by using their advanced biotechnology to cause all pregnancies not currently active.

2: The Coalition for war, must in turn depart Feminary and cease war.

3: Males in Feminary should be treated as first class citizens until, due to the lack of male births, the males of Feminary cease to exist.

4: Feminary must accept back all who have been forced to flee as males.

I thank you for your consideration."

Kenneth bows to the world leaders and returns to his seat.

I think Mcleod should leave its just a suggestion.
The bickering between leaders just shows our differences see this is how wars start. :mad:

That's already posted as the main object of our covention: To have a diplomatic solutution, most likely a resolution that Feminany has to aprove, to end this conflict.

Also, the males of her nation do not support this law. But because of her way, 80% of her nation are female.

OOC: I must leave

I have that resolution right here. Drop the law, or we'll fire.
That is not enough. We must also make them pay a fine for all of our troubles, compensate the invasion, copensate my trooops on DEFCON1, and create laws which make men in their country equal to women.

Of course I am not suggesting we fire on civilians. We must fire on their resistance, sweep it out, and kill or prosecute in another way, all leadership.

I think Mcleod should leave its just a suggestion. :D
The bickering between leaders just shows our differences see this is how wars start.

maybe you should leave, Bible-thumping fascist

OOC: Please do not respond ICly to OOC comments. Thankyou.

OOC sorry, I'm still a bit new at rping, but I still think my earlier point is legitamite.

Feminany is, unfortunately, a fairly self-sufficient nation. I do not come to a meeting half prepared. If I Propose a civillian strike, it is because I have considered all other obvious ( and some not so obvious) options, and found none better than a Biological strike.

If Feminany chooses to restrict herself to within her borders, the sting of being left behind in the global economy would no doubt be felt eventually. A biological strike against Feminany would set a dangerous precedent and make your nation an enemy of many states. The Delegate from Crackpie must consider that proxy governing of other nations through threats of force will not promote the benevolent change he is hoping for, but would cast a shadow of suspiscion and hatred over his nation and it's allies for years to come.

We again urge Crackpie to reconsider it's threats and seek a more humane alternative.

OOC: I must leave
OOC: see ya. May your gods be appeased by all your camel sacrifices.

Foreign Affairs Secratary Kenneth Willms stands on the podium and clears his throat.

"The president is unable to attend, but he asked me to confer this message to you and stay to continue negotiating terms.

From the desk of the President:

Please excuse my absence, but I have taken I'll and am unable to attend. The democtratic state of Kinda Sensible People condemns both Feminary and the Coalition for war against Feminary. Troops are currently evacuating any civilians who wish refuge to locations we do not wish to share. We ask that these troops be treated as non-combatants and left to continue their mission of protection. They will not fire unless they or their charges are fired upon. Our government has outlined a basic set of points we hope you will consider:

1: Deportation or Demasculation of Feminarians must cease. Feminary is free to ban allowing male children to be born by using their advanced biotechnology to cause all pregnancies not currently active.

2: The Coalition for war, must in turn depart Feminary and cease war.

3: Males in Feminary should be treated as first class citizens until, due to the lack of male births, the males of Feminary cease to exist.

4: Feminary must accept back all who have been forced to flee as males.

I thank you for your consideration."

Kenneth bows to the world leaders and returns to his seat.


The Prince sits through the speech nodding, before rising to speak again.

"I agree with most parts of this proposal. However, should we not offer the males who have fled the choice as to whether or not to return. Some may not wish to. Point 4 should perhaps read something like:

4. Feminany must agree to accept back all males who wish to return to their country.

instead? What do you think Mr Willms?"

OOC: Good to see you can be original in your posting.

IC:

Smirking, the Prince catches the eye of the tall man. He turns and momentarily speaks into a secure comm-link, passing on orders to MAFCC Special Operations Command. He then turns back to the assembled delegates "Well, let us forget this unfortunate tangent. We are here to discuss what should be done.

To the Sevarisian delegate, I say simply that, we may be supporting someone you see as a maniac, but the Femaninian Queen is not responsible for genocide. I see, nor hear, of any negative reaction from her public. Has anyone considered that her people may actually want this law? And you sir, support nations who suggest the needless murder of millions of innocent people, and openly support the raping of women.

Crackpian, I made no threats on your nation. But if i find you are responsible for deliberately murdering innocent civilians, your genocidal government will find itself at war with McLeod03. In war, your government officials will find themselves suddenly targets.

Now, to everyone else. I suggest we attempt to find a diplomatic solution to this problem. If you are unsure what that means, i have a dictionary you can use to look it up. That means no guns, no chemical weapons, no rape, no troops. It means sitting down and talking about what we will do. I may not agree with this law, but going to war over a law that doesn't affect you in the slightest? Putting your men in great danger on a whim? Simply because you disagree with someone? Thats hardly portraying you all in the best light either now, is it?"


OOC: Did you even SEE my post?

Oh and BTW- i thought i should mention.. i invented Mirathas Robot Overlords thing. ITs true! Its from his poison cookies thread. Oops, i shouldnt have said that.

IC:

En-route to the "Spa"

The Grand Imam was walking down the hall. His aprentice was filling in for him in the debate. He seriously needed to relax. First he had a headache, now he was SERIOUSLY pissed off. As he entered the changing room, he began to feel woozy. He then fell to the ground. He could still think and see, but he couldn't move. After a moment, a man wearing a black suit walked out. I recognise that face. he thought. "Hello, Imam. I am afraid to say that the President has found you to be a... threat to national security. I am afraid that you must be dealt with. Think of it this way, now you'll be on your way to paradise." Inside his head, the Imam was swearing EXTREMELY loud, but his mouth made no sound. As the man pulled out his pistol and began to pull the trigger, the Imam realised who it was. Mein Gott! Its th.

He was dead before he could finish thinking the scentence.

If Feminany chooses to restrict herself to within her borders, the sting of being left behind in the global economy would no doubt be felt eventually. A biological strike against Feminany would set a dangerous precedent and make your nation an enemy of many states. The Delegate from Crackpie must consider that proxy governing of other nations through threats of force will not promote the benevolent change he is hoping for, but would cast a shadow of suspiscion and hatred over his nation and it's allies for years to come.

We again urge Crackpie to reconsider it's threats and seek a more humane alternative.
My country also agrees. Using biological weapons, will kill many of the people in Feminany, who are fine, and who voted against the law. And it will kill the allready oppresed males.

The delegate from Transpontia sits bolt upright in his seat.

"Was that a gunshot?!"

OOC: Did you even SEE my post?

Oh and BTW- i thought i should mention.. i invented Morathias Robort Overlords thing. ITs true! Its from his poison cokies thread. Oops, i shouldnt have saide that.

IC:

En-route to the "Spa"

The Grand Imam was walking down the hall. His aprentice was filling in for him in the debate. He seriously needed to relax. First he had a headache, now he was SERIOUSLY pissed off. As he entered the changing room, he began to feel woozy. He then fell to the ground. He could still think and see, but he couldn't move. After a moment, a man wearing a black suit walked out. I recognise that face. he thought. "Hello, Imam. I am afraid to say that the President has found you to be a... threat to national security. I am afraid that you must be dealt with. Think of it this way, now you'll be on your way to paradise." Inside his head, the Imam was swearing EXTREMELY loud, but his mouth made no sound. As the man pulled out his pistol and began to pull the trigger, the Imam realised who it was. Mein Gott! Its th.

He was dead before he could finish thinking the scentence.

OOC: Holy crap! An assassination! Sixth reich you might want to reign this in.

What the helll? WHy was the delegate from Lighting Star killed? Where was the security? Huh? We blame the security of the Sixth Reich. It was yuor responsibility that nothing happens to the delegates? What if all of us at this conference will be killed? What do you have to say for yuorself?

IC: Sir Bedivere, returning from the spa, finds the Imam on the floor, dead.
"My God, who could have done this. I may not have agreed with the man, but he certainly didn't deserve to die. The savage that did this will pay..."

Otto von Hienkel Rommels and Adolf Gorreings Resolution:

I. Feminany must stop the exportation of males.
II. Feminany must stop any discrimation in the workplace, school, or law against males.
III. Feminany must issue a statement that states that females are just as important as males.
IV. Feminany must allow International Inspectors for one year.
V. Feminany must stop the practice of infant sex-changes.
VI. Feminany must not have to pay any fines.

General Soro the First puts an arm inside his trenchcoat and says something in a highly unusual voice. "Hmm... If a war would be to strike, then I suggest we simply destroy all their science labs. This prevents them to artificially create offspring or change gender, forcing them to either give up this resolution or, at the very least, provoke an extreme action from Feminany causing an actual war." Mayor Kabapus suddenly starts laughing.

When the mayor finishes, he yells, "HEY! IS THE QUEEN HERE YET!?"

I think we should all agree to put restrictions on Feminany and issue a fine of over $600 ,000,000,000 in United States currency and make there goverment pay each male $3,000 a month for the next 10 years .Feminany might declare bank rupcy by the time were threw.

If Feminany chooses to restrict herself to within her borders, the sting of being left behind in the global economy would no doubt be felt eventually. A biological strike against Feminany would set a dangerous precedent and make your nation an enemy of many states. The Delegate from Crackpie must consider that proxy governing of other nations through threats of force will not promote the benevolent change he is hoping for, but would cast a shadow of suspiscion and hatred over his nation and it's allies for years to come.

We again urge Crackpie to reconsider it's threats and seek a more humane alternative.



make your nation an enemy of many states" funny.

"would cast a shadow of suspiscion and hatred over his nation and it's allies for years to come" Hilarious. Carckpie is already the enemy of many nations, but remains unharmed by this fact for two simple reasons.

1: though everytime that Crackpie threatens with A Biological strike, it is fuly prepared to do so, we never have.

2: While our country does little to pprotect itself from an attack, most nations know that Crackpie's biological warfare research and development are on par with The world superpowers, and no military strike could be performed on Crackpie without a Biological strike on the civilians of the attacking country.

As you see,I fear not what nations that are not already my allies have to think about The empire.

Franks, the Transpontian delegate, shoots to his feet:

"Who is hosting this charade? Where is security?"

OOC: What the helll? WHy was the delegate from Lighting Star killed? Where was the security? Huh? We blame the security of the Sixth Reich. It was yuor responsibility that nothing happens to the delegates? What if all of us at this conference will be killed? What do you have to say for yuorself?

OOC: A member of the TLS delegation assasinated the Imam. I wont say who, and your not supposed to know this knowledge ICCly.

And he snuck in the gun secretly. Lightning STarians have a LONG history of assasinations, and we have baisically perfected the art of concelment.

Otto von Hienkel Rommels and Adolf Gorreings Resolution:

I. Feminany must stop the exportation of males.
II. Feminany must stop any discrimation in the workplace, school, or law against males.
III. Feminany must issue a statement that states that females are just as important as males.
IV. Feminany must allow International Inspectors for one year.
V. Feminany must stop the practice of infant sex-changes.
VI. Feminany must not have to pay any fines.

Add the condition VII: Feminany cannot ban males to be born between consenting male and female citizens.

Otto von Hienkel Rommels and Adolf Gorreings Resolution:

I. Feminany must stop the exportation of males.
II. Feminany must stop any discrimation in the workplace, school, or law against males.
III. Feminany must issue a statement that states that females are just as important as males.
IV. Feminany must allow International Inspectors for one year.
V. Feminany must stop the practice of infant sex-changes.
VI. Feminany must not have to pay any fines.

I'd like to add a Clause-

Clause VIII: Feminany's queen will be tried for crimes against humanity.

The Borman delagate stood up.

"This is much like the U.N., doing nothing. The constant threats are very annoying, i shall leave for the spa. My apprentice shall fill in."
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As the delagate walked he thought about the situation in TLS and wondered what discussion the two delagates would have in the spa. He walked in to find the mans body lying on the floor. He screamed then ran back, upon enetering he yelled his message.

"Peace does not reign supreme, The Grand Imam is dead in the spa entrance!"

Otto von Hienkel Rommels and Adolf Gorreings Resolution:

I. Feminany must stop the exportation of males.
II. Feminany must stop any discrimation in the workplace, school, or law against males.
III. Feminany must issue a statement that states that females are just as important as males.
IV. Feminany must allow International Inspectors for one year.
V. Feminany must stop the practice of infant sex-changes.
VI. Feminany must not have to pay any fines.


Im loving this one, its perfect.

I'd like to add a Clause-

Clause VIII: Feminany's queen will be tried for crimes against humanity.


ok, now its perfect

There are 1,500 police officers, 100 soldiers, and Four Seasons Secruity in the Hotel (See the Conference Secruity section). They are placed throughout the hotel. How could a murder happen?

OOC: Oh and BTW- i thought i should mention.. i invented Mirathas Robot Overlords thing. ITs true! Its from his poison cookies thread. Oops, i shouldnt have said that.
OOC:Damn you, yes, you shouldn't have said that.

I am prepared to accept the Sixth Reich's resolution if it brings peace. If not, I would substitute Transpontia's compromise: post #43, page 3.

The crackpie delegate smiled inwardly. The emperor had wanted to come himslef, but the people had voted against it. A wise choice, it had turned out to be. Lord larcon was right, the voice of the people is the voice of god.

There are 1,500 police officers, 100 soldiers, and Four Seasons Secruity in the Hotel (See the Conference Secruity section). They are placed throughout the hotel. How could a murder happen?

OOC: LISTEN. A MEMBER OF THE TLS DELEGATION SNUCK IN A GUN AND SHOT THE IMAM. NO SECURITY IS PERFECT.

There are 1,500 police officers, 100 soldiers, and Four Seasons Secruity in the Hotel (See the Conference Secruity section). They are placed throughout the hotel. How could a murder happen?
OOC: Just let him. It's not as if he's killing someone else's delegate. Either way, it provokes an interesting roleplay.

Add the condition VII: Feminany cannot ban males to be born between consenting male and female citizens.

Don't forget this clause. Only with this clause can males and females be truly equal in feminany.

I am prepared to accept the Sixth Reich's resolution if it brings peace. If not, I would substitute Transpontia's compromise: post #43, page 3.


Excuse me? did I mis where in Transpontia's compromise it was made clear that an equality of rights between both genders was to be enforced??

Suddenly the doors to the conference burst open and Lord Commander Dante comes striding in, clad in his ancient gold armor, holding his ceremonial axe and wearing his mask of Sanguinis. Not ready to yet make a speech he instead sits quietly, well he tries too at least, tis not easy to move about quietly when you are clad in armor and stand seven feet tall.

OOC: LISTEN. A MEMBER OF THE TLS DELEGATION SNUCK IN A GUN AND SHOT THE IMAM. NO SECURITY IS PERFECT.

It's just that people were blaming the murder on me. I understand what you are saying though.

Don't forget this clause. Only with this clause can males and females be truly equal in feminany.


Tru dat, tru dat, the clause is not to be forgotten.

It's just that people were blaming the murder on me. I understand what you are saying though.

OOC: OOOOOOOHHHHH. Ok.

Sir Bedivere: "We will accept sixth reich's proposal, as long as our seventh condition is included. That being males will still be allowed to be born, unaltered, between parents who wish to have the child in feminany. We would appreciate it if the proposal was rewritten to be signed.".

Excuse me? did I mis where in Transpontia's compromise it was made clear that an equality of rights between both genders was to be enforced??

Transpontia's compromise is intended to avoid war, not enforce rights. We feel a greater crime would be committed by the invading powers, and we wish to avoid that.

We will amend to include the trial of Queen Eve if you wish.

"I still feel that the proposal put forward by Kinda Sensible people is least likely to provoke reactions amongst those in Feminany who support the law. It is less extreme thatn other proposals, and does not adversly affect the lives of any persons alive at this current moment. If they wish to then contain females only, and contrl birth in such a way, then the International Community cannot respond unless it deals with all genocide, terrorism, religious perseuction, and the such like. I do not see your nations forming a civil rights campaign, least of all those who condone rape and the biological slaughter of innocent civilians." said the Prince

"I still feel that the proposal put forward by Kinda Sensible people is least likely to provoke reactions amongst those in Feminany who support the law. It is less extreme thatn other proposals, and does not adversly affect the lives of any persons alive at this current moment. If they wish to then contain females only, and contrl birth in such a way, then the International Community cannot respond unless it deals with all genocide, terrorism, religious perseuction, and the such like. I do not see your nations forming a civil rights campaign, least of all those who condone rape and the biological slaughter of innocent civilians." said the Prince
Yuna again spoke.
"I feel that what is best is to launch a special forces raid on the capital to capture the Queen. It's the easiest, cleanest way to ensure she cooperates."

Transpontia's compromise is intended to avoid war, not enforce rights. We feel a greater crime would be committed by the invading powers, and we wish to avoid that.

We will amend to include the trial of Queen Eve if you wish.


if you pardon my french, I dont give a flying fu**k if the queen is tried or not, I want those goddamn human right for men in that country!" The delegate of carvkpie exclamated, as he banged his fist friously on the table, losing his breath as he shouted.

OOC: hey lightning star, any chance of an rp around the assassination of the imam? We're willing to offer our the services of our intelligence agency (to an extent) to aid in the capture of the assassin if you'll accept it.

Yuna again spoke.
"I feel that what is best is to launch a special forces raid on the capital to capture the Queen. It's the easiest, cleanest way to ensure she cooperates."

"If the raid is carried out, it must be ensured that the Queen will come under no harm. Before any such raid is attempted however, we must try diplomacy. Rushing in with guns blazing will get you nowhere, as you should well have found out by now."

"I still feel that the proposal put forward by Kinda Sensible people is least likely to provoke reactions amongst those in Feminany who support the law. It is less extreme thatn other proposals, and does not adversly affect the lives of any persons alive at this current moment. If they wish to then contain females only, and contrl birth in such a way, then the International Community cannot respond unless it deals with all genocide, terrorism, religious perseuction, and the such like. I do not see your nations forming a civil rights campaign, least of all those who condone rape and the biological slaughter of innocent civilians." said the Prince


And what makes you think that I am not forming a civil rights campaign? I just work under an assumption common in my nation : the right to live with dignity and happiness is more important that the right to simply live.

Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

if you pardon my french, I dont give a flying fu**k if the queen is tried or not, I want those goddamn human right for men in that country!" The delegate of carvkpie exclamated, as he banged his fist friously on the table, losing his breath as he shouted.

I want to ensure that war is avoided. Intransigence will not achieve that. Feminany is a tiny country and their are other, far more blood-soaked nations escaping censure.

"If the raid is carried out, it must be ensured that the Queen will come under no harm. Before any such raid is attempted however, we must try diplomacy. Rushing in with guns blazing will get you nowhere, as you should well have found out by now."

"I'm quite aware of that- We do not intend to hurt her. We only wish to capture her to ensure her cooperation. We've tried diplomacy. She won't back down. It's time to act."

These are Boghettos Republics opinions of wht should be done to Feminancy 1.a fine of $600,000,000,000,000 U.S Currency 2.A check of $3,000 a month for 10 years to all males in Feminancy 3.Better schools and treatment for men in Feminancy 4.Military restriction on Feminancy 5.Trade Restrictions.

Sir Bedivere: "We will accept sixth reich's proposal, as long as our seventh condition is included. That being males will still be allowed to be born, unaltered, between parents who wish to have the child in feminany. We would appreciate it if the proposal was rewritten to be signed.".


Kenneth Willms stands. "It is not a crime against humanity to ban the birth of males. Im afraid that I must disagree with this deligate."

He pauses to let his words set in, "There are many fair ways in which the birth of male children could be banned without violating human rights. Couples could be asked to have genetically engineered children to prevent the risk of the birth of male babies into this society. I do not see that adding said law is a good thing. I would not wish being born to such a sexist society upon any male. I second the resolution frovided by the sixth ryche's delegate and beleive it should be what we present in unity to the Feminary representative."

He also sighs, "Well... I hate to be the one to bring this up... But what if they reject our requests. Many nations have stated they will not go to war, mine among them."

These are Boghettos Republics opinions of wht should be done to Feminancy 1.a fine of $600,000,000,000,000 U.S Currency 2.A check of $3,000 a month for 10 years to all males in Feminancy 3.Better schools and treatment for men in Feminancy 4.Military restriction on Feminancy 5.Trade Restrictions.

You're forgetting- SHE HAS TO ALLOW MALES TO EXIST!

OOC: STOP USING LARGE TEXT

These are Boghettos Republics opinions of wht should be done to Feminancy 1.a fine of $600,000,000,000,000 U.S Currency 2.A check of $3,000 a month for 10 years to all males in Feminancy 3.Better schools and treatment for men in Feminancy 4.Military restriction on Feminancy 5.Trade Restrictions.


sorry to say this bro, but nobody cares because A: better conditions have alredy been written b: you are a fascist, murderous, religious extremist who is not to be listened to.

"We advise that Sevaris tread lightly with the issue of kidnapping the Queen. We should instead exile her completely, never allowing her to leave. Contain the nation and let them all die off from lack of breeding." -ITD delegate.

"We advise that Sevaris tread lightly with the issue of kidnapping the Queen. We should instead exile her completely, never allowing her to leave. Contain the nation and let them all die off from lack of breeding." -ITD delegate.
"The idea is to exile her, once captured, to Decisive Action. That, in itself, is punishment enough."

Kenneth Willms stands. "It is not a crime against humanity to ban the birth of males. Im afraid that I must disagree with this deligate."

He pauses to let his words set in, "There are many fair ways in which the birth of male children could be banned without violating human rights. Couples could be asked to have genetically engineered children to prevent the risk of the birth of male babies into this society. I do not see that adding said law is a good thing. I would not wish being born to such a sexist society upon any male. I second the resolution frovided by the sixth ryche's delegate and beleive it should be what we present in unity to the Feminary representative."

He also sighs, "Well... I hate to be the one to bring this up... But what if they reject our requests. Many nations have stated they will not go to war, mine among them."


Thats why you have me.

The entrance to the Spa

The Apprentice Grand Imam, Mubarac Ainga, ran down the hallway. Mein Gott! How could this have happend!? he thought to himself. As he turned the corner, he saw the Imams Zealot Guards crouching around the body and putting up a sign that said :Leibwächter-Linie: Kreuzen Sie Nicht(Bodyguard Line: Do not Cross).

"Wer tat dies?" Who did this?
The Lead bodyguard spoke. "Wir wissen nicht, aber wir fanden dieses." We do not know, but we found this. The guard lifter up a picture of a Skull with the words A morte é nosso mestre.. That was the insignia of the S.K.U.L.s, a group of mercenaries that had been ravaging the Lightning Star for ages.
"Ich erkläre dem Präsidenten. Auf Wiedersehen." I will explain to the President. Good bye. He then ran to the garage and took hsi armored convoy to teh AirShip docks so he could use the transmitter.

"The democratic state of Kinda Sensible people would like to suggest that if these terms are not met a commercial boycott be brought against the Feminary by any and all nations that agree that this brutality is unacceptable."

"The democratic state of Kinda Sensible people would like to suggest that if these terms are not met a commercial boycott be brought against the Feminary by any and all nations that agree that this brutality is unacceptable."

"How about this- She accepts these terms, or, she gets her sorry a** captured and hauled before a military court."

"The democratic state of Kinda Sensible people would like to suggest that if these terms are not met a commercial boycott be brought against the Feminary by any and all nations that agree that this brutality is unacceptable."


Commercial Boycott? feminary Imports little and exports even less! Its basically self-sufficient.

These are Boghettos Republics opinions of wht should be done to Feminancy 1.a fine of $600,000,000,000,000 U.S Currency 2.A check of $3,000 a month for 10 years to all males in Feminancy 3.Better schools and treatment for men in Feminancy 4.Military restriction on Feminancy 5.Trade Restrictions.

OOC:
1) Do not use block capitals in RPs
2) Do not use Size 7 for entire posts in RPs


IC:

"And yet another example of Boghetto's complete lack of knowledge surrounding international affairs. How can you possibly suggest a fine of $600 trillion, and additional costs of $360 million for every male in Feminany. That sort of cost would not only bankrupt Feminany, but would also stand to cause massive backlash against the males by the females. It simply unbalances any hope of equality."

Kenneth Willms stands. "It is not a crime against humanity to ban the birth of males. Im afraid that I must disagree with this deligate."

He pauses to let his words set in, "There are many fair ways in which the birth of male children could be banned without violating human rights. Couples could be asked to have genetically engineered children to prevent the risk of the birth of male babies into this society. I do not see that adding said law is a good thing. I would not wish being born to such a sexist society upon any male. I second the resolution frovided by the sixth ryche's delegate and beleive it should be what we present in unity to the Feminary representative."

He also sighs, "Well... I hate to be the one to bring this up... But what if they reject our requests. Many nations have stated they will not go to war, mine among them."

Sir Bedivere: "So they can have daughters but not sons? That is exactly the same sort of discrimination we're trying to prevent. Being born into a prejudiced society is something many groups have faced. I believe that males in feminany deserve a chance to have sons and let their sons take on that bigotry"

Mayor Kabapus whispers into Morkath's ear. "This thing is getting boring fast, and no one's noticing us."

"Go get Soro to grab someone and start uttering threats. That'll liven things up."

Mayor Kabapus goes over and tells General Soro the plan. "Sneak from behind, very carefully, Grab someone; uh, that person right there and put a knife to the neck. Use your other arm to brandish a handgun at anyone. I'll handle the rest."

General Soro starts to walk around randomly, pacing around the room, and eventually settles right behind another delegate.

OOC: I don't care what delegate it is, whoever wants to can.

"How about this- She accepts these terms, or, she gets her sorry a** captured and hauled before a military court."


"Unnaceptable. To try her we would have to either invade her naiton or violate the spirit of this confrence. Moreso, what law could we charge her with? Is her nation a signator to a convention banning the abuse of human rights? Is her nation a member of the UN. No. A trial would be hypocritical."

OOC: My country will be participating VERY little for now, seeing how the Grand Imam is dead. Any other country is welcome to help us find the murderer.

BTW- my German is sucky because im using Babelfish to translate :D!

Oh, and i have to eat now, be back in 20.

Secret IC: Joseph Mladic and Paul Stahlecker have both secretly snuck away from the conference and are on their way back to Mississippi. Each of the men had 10 Special Republican Guardsmen present to assure their safety. The SRG men are staying and are now under the temporary command of Sevaris. They are there to protect Kaiserine Yuna and follow her orders.

Sir Bor: "Hey, why is that guy pointing that gun at.....o crap"

Sir Bedivere: "So they can have daughters but not sons? That is exactly the same sort of discrimination we're trying to prevent. Being born into a prejudiced society is something many groups have faced. I believe that males in feminany deserve a chance to have sons and let their sons take on that bigotry"


Kenneth sighs, "We cant enforce the rights of un-conceived children. There is no loss to any child or person that a male child never be conceived. Please be reasonable and do not simply let male pride affect you. I too am deeply offended, but stupidity is not a crime."

OOC: My country will be participating VERY little for now, seeing how the Grand Imam is dead. Any other country is welcome to help us find the murderer.

BTW- my German is sucky because im using Babelfish to translate :D!

Oh, and i have to eat now, be back in 20.

OOC: Sir Peter's Intelligence Bureau offers its assistance in finding the murderer.

"Unnaceptable. To try her we would have to either invade her naiton or violate the spirit of this confrence. Moreso, what law could we charge her with? Is her nation a signator to a convention banning the abuse of human rights? Is her nation a member of the UN. No. A trial would be hypocritical."


why would a trial be hypocritical? what about a trial by a coalition of nations that are not members of The un? I have a few of those.

"Unnaceptable. To try her we would have to either invade her naiton or violate the spirit of this confrence. Moreso, what law could we charge her with? Is her nation a signator to a convention banning the abuse of human rights? Is her nation a member of the UN. No. A trial would be hypocritical."
Mayor Kabapus replies. "Well, hey, it doesn't matter if they're not under our laws? Let's wait until she comes up with a resolution. She allows males, we leave her alone, she doesn't, we blow their brains out. Savvy?"

"Unnaceptable. To try her we would have to either invade her naiton or violate the spirit of this confrence. Moreso, what law could we charge her with? Is her nation a signator to a convention banning the abuse of human rights? Is her nation a member of the UN. No. A trial would be hypocritical."

"A trial is a mere formality. We know she's guilty as sin. She's violated many natural laws, such as, she's violated her people's right to be free. GOD! WHY DOES NO ONE REALIZE THIS?"

sorry to say this bro, but nobody cares because A: better conditions have alredy been written b: you are a fascist, murderous, religious extremist who is not to be listened to.

I am not a facist that was my friend logged on as me. :mad:

Kenneth sighs, "We cant enforce the rights of un-conceived children. There is no loss to any child or person that a male child never be conceived. Please be reasonable and do not simply let male pride affect you. I too am deeply offended, but stupidity is not a crime."

"What about the rights of the people that want to have a son? Just ignore them?

Kenneth sighs, "We cant enforce the rights of un-conceived children. There is no loss to any child or person that a male child never be conceived. Please be reasonable and do not simply let male pride affect you. I too am deeply offended, but stupidity is not a crime."


Alas, I fear he is right. So the solution is simple. We must not let feminaria consider this option, that idea cannot be taken within its borders

Kenneth sighs, "We cant enforce the rights of un-conceived children. There is no loss to any child or person that a male child never be conceived. Please be reasonable and do not simply let male pride affect you. I too am deeply offended, but stupidity is not a crime."
Mayor Kabapus says, "unfortunately, there is an easy roundabout if male births were banned. They could say that they committed random abortions and have them all coincidentally be males. Nations do this all the time.

Alas, I fear he is right. So the solution is simple. We must not let feminaria consider this option, that idea cannot be taken within its borders

Perhaps I misprhased. The issue was not about the rights of the unborn (thats a whole other discussion I won't touch). The point is that parents should be allowed to have a son if they want.

Lets rap this conference up please.

"Frankly? Pretty much."

Kenneth looks serious, "It is better to let them have part of their way and get rid of the major abuses than to not compromise and leave them resenting us and perhaps even reacting negatively. I do NOT condone a course leading to war. Period. I would rather see couples forced to have female children incstead of male than a single life lost over this."

I am not a facist that was my friend logged on as me. :mad:


right...
Boghetto :sniper: :sniper: :sniper:

Alas, I fear he is right. So the solution is simple. We must not let feminaria consider this option, that idea cannot be taken within its borders

I don't see why we can't simply allow Feminany to do what it wants, perhaps with a few concessions and guarantees, and then ignore it as a pariah.

right...
Boghetto :sniper: :sniper: :sniper:

I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. Otherwise I'd be inclined to agree with crackpie for once :sniper:

Mayor Kabapus whispers into Morkath's ear. "This thing is getting boring fast, and no one's noticing us."

"Go get Soro to grab someone and start uttering threats. That'll liven things up."

Mayor Kabapus goes over and tells General Soro the plan. "Sneak from behind, very carefully, Grab someone; uh, that person right there and put a knife to the neck. Use your other arm to brandish a handgun at anyone. I'll handle the rest."

General Soro starts to walk around randomly, pacing around the room, and eventually settles right behind another delegate.

OOC: I don't care what delegate it is, whoever wants to can.
The general suddenly jumps on the back of the delegate and a 13-inch combat blade springs from inside the right arm of his trenchcoat. A gloved left hand reveals itself, carrying a .50 revolver, pointing at random people.

Mayor Kabapus yells, "People! Silence yourselves and listen to me, or some people will die!"

Abraham Lexus's bodyguards all stand up and point their handguns at Mayor Kabapus.

Kenneth's eyse go wide as the knife presses against his throat.

The general suddenly jumps on the back of the delegate and a 13-inch combat blade springs from inside the right arm of his trenchcoat. A gloved left hand reveals itself, carrying a .50 revolver, pointing at random people.

Mayor Kabapus yells, "People! Silence yourselves and listen to me, or some people will die!"



Ooc- I have never heard of a 13 inch knife or a 50 caliber revolver. I have heard of a 12 inch knife and a 50 caliber semi-auto pistol. Well the Smith and Wesson just made a caliber .500 magnum, but that is not the same as the 50 caliber desert eagle round. 13 inches is an odd length for a knife, but hey, whatever works for you.

The general suddenly jumps on the back of the delegate and a 13-inch combat blade springs from inside the right arm of his trenchcoat. A gloved left hand reveals itself, carrying a .50 revolver, pointing at random people.

Mayor Kabapus yells, "People! Silence yourselves and listen to me, or some people will die!"

Sir Bor: "Hey you little chickenshit! You can't come in here and threaten people, I'll kick your ass!" Sir Bor pulls out the desert eagle that was strapped under his jacket. "Drop it asshole! He yells"

Five members of the Special Republican Guard ready their MP-5Ns and take aim at the deranged general.


Ooc- They'll not hesitate to shoot through a hostage, especially a non-Mississippian hostage.

Tag

Sir Bor: Aiming at the general "I won't hesitate to shoot either. I'm not going to let you have your way here!"

Kenneth growls, "Put it down. You really DONT want to be shot by them. And I really dont care to die either."

The tall man throws off his jacket and draws both a smuggled .45cal machine-pistol and a long single-handed sword of the sort used for dueling.

"Drop the knife right now mister, before i spray your brains over that nicely decorated wall."

Sir Bor: "If you and I go down Kenneth at least the guards can take these maniacs out. Be a man and lay it on the line here so nobody else can get hurt!"

Our delagaes are preparing to leave as this is going nowhere.

OOC: If anything comes up, like solving it TG me.

Ooc- I have never heard of a 13 inch knife or a 50 caliber revolver. I have heard of a 12 inch knife and a 50 caliber semi-auto pistol. Well the Smith and Wesson just made a caliber .500 magnum, but that is not the same as the 50 caliber desert eagle round. 13 inches is an odd length for a knife, but hey, whatever works for you.
OOC: I never have either. I just bought a lot of stuff. The SORO comes with a 13 inch retractable combat blade. Also, the .50DE uses the .50 Auto Express calibre, which I believe is different than other .50 rounds. I bought several .50 revolvers at WorldTech Industries (http://s3.invisionfree.com/WorldTech_Industries/index.php?).
IC: Mayor Kabapus laughs, while looking at all the guns pointed now. "Did you think I was serious? Ah, really, what makes you think I'd do something like that? I just needed your attention, as the most radical solutions often work the best. I know many radical solutions, if you're interested."

sixth reich's proposal was working out well, we were just discussing a possible tweak. Until this moron decided to crash the party.

The tall man throws off his jacket and draws both a smuggled .45cal machine-pistol and a long single-handed sword of the sort used for dueling.




Ooc- Neither of those weapons could be easily concealed under a coat, unless the 45 caliber weapon was an UZI or a MAC weapon. But the sword would not be concealable at all, and it's called a "rapier", the dueling sword.

The Camel Eaters delegate appears at the door and yells as loud as he can
"THAT'S IT GIANT FUCKING WORMS DO YOU UNDERSTAND DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!! DIE ALL I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW WORMS WORMS GIANT WORMS NOW SIT THE HELL DOWN BEFORE I CALL MY GIANT WORMS." The Camel Eaters delgate then thanks the Doom777 delegate for worrying that our sacrifices would appease our gods.

OOC: I never have either. I just bought a lot of stuff. The SORO comes with a 13 inch retractable combat blade. Also, the .50DE uses the .50 Auto Express calibre, which I believe is different than other .50 rounds. I bought several .50 revolvers at WorldTech Industries (http://s3.invisionfree.com/WorldTech_Industries/index.php?).
IC: Mayor Kabapus laughs, while looking at all the guns pointed now. "Did you think I was serious? Ah, really, what makes you think I'd do something like that? I just needed your attention, as the most radical solutions often work the best. I know many radical solutions, if you're interested."

Sir Bor: I'd still prefer if you put down the weapons NOW. I think you made the point that you offer extreme solutions, but I think we should discuss sixth reichs proposal some more.

Ooc- Neither of those weapons could be easily concealed under a coat, unless the 45 caliber weapon was an UZI or a MAC weapon. But the sword would not be concealable at all, and it's called a "rapier", the dueling sword.
OOC: Foils, Epees, Rapiers, Dress Swords, Sabres... They're all dueling (rather, "fencing") swords.
IC: Mayor Kabapus continues. "For instance, giant worms are a very nice solution. Simple, we send 'em there, we get 'em to eat everything. We never have to hear from them again. That's one decision I wouldn't mind seconding.
"We could also enter and destroy all their science labs. They no longer possess the technology they need to make offspring. They have to re-admit males."

Kenneth twists his hips and shoulder throwing his assailent to the ground, but losing his grip on his wrist before he could disarm him.

Sir Bor: I'd still prefer if you put down the weapons NOW. I think you made the point that you offer extreme solutions, but I think we should discuss sixth reichs proposal some more.

The new Grand Imam walks into the hall, and goes up to his podium.

"I agree. We musn't use violence to attract attention. Enough blood has been spilt tonight...."

He then sits back down.

OOC: im still working to find the assasin, so dont think the Grand Imam murder case has been closed.

The Camel Eaters delegate appears at the door and yells as loud as he can
"THAT'S IT GIANT FUCKING WORMS DO YOU UNDERSTAND DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!! DIE ALL I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW WORMS WORMS GIANT WORMS NOW SIT THE HELL DOWN BEFORE I CALL MY GIANT WORMS." The Camel Eaters delgate then thanks the Doom777 delegate for worrying that our sacrifices would appease our gods.

Sir Bedivere: "Right.....I think you should call back your worms or else over 620 million people will not be very happy with you..."

Kenneth twists his hips and shoulder throwing his assailent to the ground, but losing his grip on his wrist before he could disarm him.

Sir Bor: "Hhahah, bout time you grew a pair of balls Kenneth. I'm just teasin ya, your alright"

Yes I would like to get back to the negotiations unless we wish to dicuss worms or camel. Camel Eaters delegate begins bottle of wine that seems to appeared out of thin air.

Man im leaving you guys are fucking crazy the Boghetto Minister of foreign affairs and his 9 bodyguards walk out and go to the airport safely departing to Boghetto.

Sir Bedivere: "Right.....I think you should call back your worms or else over 620 million people will not be very happy with you..."

Grand Imam: plus my 486 makes somewhere in the regon of 1 billion people...

Kenneth twists his hips and shoulder throwing his assailent to the ground, but losing his grip on his wrist before he could disarm him.
General Soro manages to use his revolver arm to make a clean shot to the foot (OOC: trust me, he can; he's a robotic Spec Ops agent).

OOC: You mind clearing up what this means? I'm confused. Also, he can't be disarmed of the knife, it's connected to his hand.

"Our worms are powerful but I see your point."
"Would you like wine?"

General Soro manages to use his revolver arm to make a clean shot to the foot (OOC: trust me, he can; he's a robotic Spec Ops agent).

OOC: You mind clearing up what this means? I'm confused. Also, he can't be disarmed of the knife, it's connected to his hand.

OOC: We're modern tech here....I don't think a robotic spec ops is very likely.

OOC: He just did a shoulder throw Miratha and when i say disarmed i mean dis-armed


Kenneth feels the bullet crash into his foot and through the bone of his Right big toe. The pain causes him to collapse.

"Our worms are powerful but I see your point."
"Would you like wine?"

OOC: Yes please, wine is good.

Man im leaving you guys are fucking crazy the Boghetto Minister of foreign affairs and his 9 bodyguards walk out and go to the airport safely departing to Boghetto.

On arriving back in Boghetto, the minister discovers that a vehicle driven by two men with CRACKPIE passports has collided with his family before their van exploded, causing a fireball some 100 ft across.

Dante stood, folded his hands behind his back, and looked around the room before speaking in his deep commanding voice, "I am a man of war, I have fought battles for the Emperor of Man for as long as I can remember, I am not a man of peace so I have no peaceful solutions to offer to you, but what I have to say may be important so please listen to me. I have lived for a very long time, longer than most of you in this room most likely. For over three millenia I have seen entire races rise and fall. But, the only race I have seen endure those many years of war, hardship, and hate is the human race. the Holy God Emperor teaches that neither male nor female are superior to one another, but that Humans are the superior race. If we do not all stand under one banner, then we shall fall like so many others have. If she wishes to have no men in her country she is taking from humanity and should be punished accordingly. However, I have word from the Emperor condeming her and her actions, and she and her nation have been decalred Diabolus Extremeus , and she will forever be a enemy of the Imperium of Man unless she seeks forgiveness for her sins against mankind and upsetting the delicate balance." He looked around the room once more, "That is all I have to say for the moment." Dante slowly sat back down, the chair creaking under his weight.

People, people. Let us forget the incident.
*Abraham Lexus's bodyguards sit down concealing their handguns.
Let us go back to Six Reich's plan.

OOC: We're modern tech here....I don't think a robotic spec ops is very likely.
OOC: I dunno, I just bought it. I assume the robot itself couldn't take much, if someone just hit it. Either way, my policy is these things are godmod unless you don't use 'em for practical reasons. Trying to scare someone with a knife and a gun is not very practical if it turns out everyone else has a knife and a gun.
EDIT: "Soro!" Mayor Kabapus yells. "Recall!" Soro does his best to escape and scamper back to the side of Mayor Kabapus (OOC: Not very realistic, but you wanted out of this, right?). "So what, you gonna take a realistic idea or are you gonna go on with your fancy shmancy "let's be friends" April Thesis that only works in theory? If you can't afford to take drastic action, we're leaving, but not without a little something first. Morkath, light the C4."
Morkath stands there for a few seconds, then says, "Hunh?"
"Light it."
"You don't even light C4."
"Do it."
Morkath takes a cookie from his cookie bag, puts it on the ground and puts a lighter to it, causing a small flame to appear on top. He looks around awkwardly for a bit, then says, "yeah... It's, it's in the cookie. The... The C4."

On arriving back in Boghetto, the minister discovers that a vehicle driven by two men with CRACKPIE passports has collided with his family before their van exploded, causing a fireball some 100 ft across.

OOC: Thats just uncalled for, and has nothing to do with this topic.

OOC: I dunno, I just bought it. I assume the robot itself couldn't take much, if someone just hit it.

OOC: In that case

IC: Sir Bor fires three shots from his desert eagle into the shoulders of the
S O B that shot Kenneth blowing the damn things arms off.

"I have a question would anyone like a worm? You know as a gift."
"And some camels and wine and camels."

Otto von Hienkel Rommels and Adolf Gorreings Resolution:

I. Feminany must stop the exportation of males.
II. Feminany must stop any discrimation in the workplace, school, or law against males.
III. Feminany must issue a statement that states that females are just as important as males.
IV. Feminany must allow International Inspectors for one year.
V. Feminany must stop the practice of infant sex-changes.
VI. Feminany must not have to pay any fines.

what about lighting star's invasion? Who will pay for that? How about my troops on DEFCON1?

The ITD delegate slams his fist on the table and immediately stands up. His name, Lt General Daniel Reck, taking a brief brake from the W Saharah conflict.

Twenty men immediately step forward, each olding 2 M-1911-A1 .45 caliber pistols. They also have their amorphous body armor readied.

Reck himself is wielding two Walther PPK's and has his body armor concealed by his suit.

"Ok... everyone calm down."

Medical and security teams from The DS of KSP surround Kennethm and a field medic goes to work.

what about lighting star's invasion? Who will pay for that? How about my troops on DEFCON1?

Here's a suggestion. Why don't YOU pay?

Will everyone please put the guns away? We are after all a bloody civilised people. PUT THE GUNS AWAY now!

"I have a question would anyone like a worm? You know as a gift."
"And some camels and wine and camels."

Bedivere: We would be honored by gifts of worms, camels and wine. However, our people never take anything for free. We would be more then happy to offer you some of our finest ales, lagers, and wild/domestic herring (both a ferocious battle animal and kind pet, and delicious).

The twenty DA Special Republican Guardsmen raised their MP-5Ns and shouted, "Nobody move!"

They were standing with the ITD guards. All of the guards had body armor on.


Secret: Stahlecker and Mladic were back in Mississippi hours ago, it was all going just as planned.

The Camel Eaters delegate stands up and places a large lead pipe on the table. "How about this anyone want a leadpipe?"

The leader of the DA SRG squad shouted, "We are taking Eve Dworking with us, and we are going to an undisclosed location. Any who attempt to get in the way will find themselves shot full of holes."

As he spoke, four of the guards moved forward to apprehend the queen.


The Sevarin, DA, and ITD guards all stood with their weapons at the ready. (ooc- your all cue to get your guards moving :D)


Ooc- Eve Dworking will be taken to Sevaris.

This conference is hitting a dead end. Something should be done.

Sir Bor puts his pistol away. I'm sorry but I had to make sure that robot wouldn't hurt anyone. Sicne he now has no arms we won't have to worry about it.

"The herring and several casks of your great ales."