NationStates Jolt Archive

Who's winning and who's losing? I want to know who's bandwagon I should get on. The Empire of the Idiocy of it all does not endorse losers. Y'all have a great day!

**OFFICAL PREMIER ORDER**

"Fack you Deanery, it has been too long and two harsh a war for us to submit to any of your weak, stupid, insolence!" The Red Army is a tiger that has awoken and Deanery will fall. Today upon the newly invented 200 megaton nuclear missle, we the People's Republic of Hoobang have withdrawn forces from the immediate border and the 5 day forcast for Deanertown, Hoobonicville, S Jungle of Deanery, All those damn subs in the ocean, and the entire border is, NUKES, NUKES, and wait....NUKES. An estimated 199,000 Hoobang troops died and 401,000 Deanery Troops died in our reckless attack, that we will possibly be criticized by nerd leaders in other nations. Not to mention the millions of citizens who got cooked. I am the illest Premier ever."

- Premier
- Straight outta Hoobang

Deanery blows it out the ass. We are winning the war.

- Random Hoobang Postal Worker

the sun was rising.... it was time to keep going, Jarmen had been going in this fu***ng desert now for two days, his choclea implant was keeping him in touch with midlonia command, according to his optic map he would be nearing the armour and ammo dump soon, the general was expected to be inspecting the newer armour, so this would certainley be two birds with one stone...

-command this is x i am 10km behind HOOBANG lines... have fun...

he slowly melted into the desert

**ALERT ALERT***

All military personel we are under red alert, I repeat RED ALERT

5 nuclear warheads have rained down upon our troops at 0.334.5532 (DST) from the evil HOOBANG.

Severe losses to forces in all regions of Deanery and HOOBANG

I repeat, be ON alret

**

A small base while figting off oncomming HOOBANG troops saw nothing perculiar until it happed. General Mant was ordering three squadrens to flank the troops comming from the east. The General then flung himself against a machine gun and opened fire, spraying bullets in every direction. A loud rumble began as one of the stationary Panda X rockets (old Panda V's with less accurate trajectory) launched into military lines. Few men, if any noticed the missle hurling toward the base, and within seconds a loud crash and a blinding flash vaporized all men in the area. Deanery toops, HOOBANG troops, the base, and General Mant were vaporized within seconds. Debris from the area was send miles in all directions as the waves of destruction continues to whipe out everything in its path.

Estimated losses- Deanery 100,000, HOOBANG 75,000


***

Deantown was just being fortifyed and under control this morning. Tanks, Panda V's, Troops and all military personal and equipment had restored order. A little girl was drawing hopscotch lines in the yarf of her school with her friends. An old man had just bough his cup of tea at a local resturaunt. A teacher stepped out of his Dean made 50 thousand dollar car while walking into a school house. Cars were once again filling the streets, and everything was restoring to normal. That was 10 minutes before a single blast landing in the heart of the city took out just about every iota of life that had once been there....

Estimated 200,000 killed

***Hoobonic Ville**

This morning Deanery troops caputered the HOOBANG city. Afte brief figthing the overwhelming Deanery forces took the city. This gave Deanery 2 major cities of HOOBAng's in their control, as well as all land on the western border. Deanery had sucessfully occupied about a total of 1/5 of HOOBANG's lands, all on the Deanery HOOBANG border. 100,000 troops were occupying land near HOOBNAGVILLE, when a blast took almost all of them out in seconds. It seems that the HOOBANG army allowed to nuke to blast while in its silo that was hidden in teh town. Others who survived survived horrifically mutated, disformed, singed, and with little to no life. Soliders were seen running from the blast missing legs, arms, with no hair or eyebrows, and some cases eyes, ears, or anything and everythign else missing.

Estimated 100,000 Deanerey troops killed, 100,000 HOOBANG troops

***

Deanery had sucessfully disarmed one nuke, however it still launched. It went astray and landed on HOOBAG troops, killing near 25,000

***

Transmission feeds to the S Jungle oF Deanery are broken, attempt to contact: unsucessful. 1,000 troops and any medical personel to spare are sent in the area.


Routine military bombing of ALL HOOBANG CITIES is taking place, Deanery and it's allies have over 2,000 aircraft currently sending bombs throughout HOOBANG. Deanery is preparing 3 nukes to fire at HOOBANG, awaitng approval to do so by her allies.


General JJ JACKSON whispers to himself, X... good luck... please, take down the psychopath who sent these attacks, and for goddsake, do so before he can strike again.

30mm cannon? What kind of MiGs does he have?According to http://www.air-attack.com/aircraft_page.php?pid=17, the MiG-29 fighter has one "30mm built-in aircraft gun with 150 rounds of ammunition". Subsequent text gives this reference: "One 30mm GSh-30L cannon with 150 rounds".

P.S. What can you offer me for the 300 used MiGs? We also have another 100 MiGs we can sell for parts.

Unfortunately I have plenty of MiG-29M's already, and do not need anymore.

I will try to find a buyer in my region.

Also, if those are indeed MiG-29's, they have basically no ground attack capability to speak of. As they are MiG-29s, any MiG-29s remaining can be taken care of by the 500 F/A-18C/D's I have donated to Deanery. Equipped with a mix of America, European, and Russian ammunition, including the AIM-120C AMRAAM, GBU-32 JDAM, Mark 82HD, AGM-65G Maverick, ALARM anti-radar missile (against SAM sites), Mica AAM, and R73 backfiring IR AAM, the F/A-18C/Ds are also newer than MiG-29's. They are both technologically superior and newer, and more tested in battle. Maneuverability is excellent. And besides, they can effectively take out MiG-29s from 20 to 30 miles with AMRAAMs and Mica's.

A nuclear silo was foind by Denaery stealth troops in a HOOBANG military base. The nuclear weapons were disamed, however, hours after disarment a nuclear warhead "accidently" went off, destroying the base.


Futhurmore, Genreal JJ jackson has been accused by military personel to have begun the process of strapping real Pandas on Panda V rockets launched at HOOBANG last night. The Genreal has been detained for furthur questioning, as well as to question about another rumor involving him and creating a circus... we do not know what this means at the time.


Thousands of troops are storming towards Hoobonic Ville to bring medical aid to their citizens. They have been able to break through most HOOBANG forces so far.

Word is that thousands of HOOBANG forces are fleeing from Deanery's superior might, and they are being routinley shot and tortured under HOOBANG Primer orders. This intelligence comes from many of the hundreds of POW's held by Deanery.

Deanery is reporting moving forces in mass amounts throught HOOBANG, disarming any and all nuclear weapons on the way. However, this war is not over, simpe due to the reality of nuclear war that has been started by HOOBAG's 6 total nuclear weapon's used. Deanery fears furthur use, and is evacuating all civiliians to Deanery's ally nation in the North, Disestablishmentarinish, Da Hui, Allied Deaner States (colony of Deanery), and Dan Vaeth Country. All civillians are urged to leave the war zone, as more and more military forces arrive from Deanery's international allies. Once again, Deanery is prepared to counterattack HOOBANG with nuclear weaponry of our own, upon approval of allies


***

X, the bird is in the freezer. I repeat the bird is in the freezer

**
Yes sir, I sent X the message. You SURE his path through the plains is clear and we have forces waiting to move in? This still sounds risky!

---He is not Midlonia's legendary sniper for nothing. Don't worry, HOOBANG's primer will be dead in no time.---

I sure hope so sir...

jarmen had run across a couple of patrols but he had soon dispatched of them, he wondered if the attack was going well he tuned into the frequency of his old freind Daniel Harkov

- NEED MORE .....TILLERY!

white noise filled jarmen's ears
-sh**

he heard growling, he dived to the ground as a HOOBONIC tank growled past, he was obviously getting close

OOC: yes sorta god modding here with the patrols, but the ultimate fate of the HOOBANG primer will be determined by HOOBANG itself

Dean Dean was sitting peacefully in his office, two guards standing behind him at his desk. He was pondering the war, and how this new nuclear breakthrough should end up.

He heard a small explosion from outside. Gunshots, another loud BANG, and further gunshots.

His guards had him on the ground behind his desk in seconds. One ran to the door and walked out, while the other told him to stay put.

Dean Dean, listening carefully heard more gun pops outside. Then the sound of 2 more explosions, and a large hail of gunfire.

Footsteps! Whoever this was was getting close, and obviously knew the building well. 'It's impossible for someone to guess the right way to my office, simply impossible' Dean Dean said to try to obtain comfort, unsucessfully.

Another explosion and the distinctive sound of handgun fire. Followed by a barrage of bullets, and another hand gun. By now there were 3 more guards in Dean Dean's office.

Gunshots from down the hall. Smoke began to leak into the room. Another loud BANG from a grenade, now that it was closer it sounded like a flashbang.

In an instant a guard flung his arm into the glass cabinet and pulled out a mask, strapping it to Dean Dean's head.

Gunshots again. Another bang. More smoke, Dean could almost see nothing now. The smoke was soon thick in the room.

Then a bang right in the room. Dean was blind and deaf from this. Gunshots rickocheted all around him. A guard had leaped on top of Dean at this point.

Gunshots

A body falling on the ground wiht a THUMP.

Just at that moment a familiar voice whipsered in Dean's ear "follow me". Dean Dean was led across the room through the door, still blinded and deaf from the smoke and flashbang. More gunshots form behind. Soon Dean was down the hall, now he could hear the distinctive voices screaming trying to get order. The smoke was still too thick to see.

"This way" The familiar voice spoke. Dean was led down a secret hall, known only to him and close advisors.

Even the hall was full of smoke. Deanw as hurried as quickly as possilbe down a flight of stairs and through a dark corridor. The smoke was gone now, but there were no lights.

Dean Dean was led by the man into a small room near the end of the corridor. Alarms could be heard blaring in the background. Weather they were on the whole time Dean did not know... he had been rendered deaf from the grenades and gunfire. A small light flickered on, and Dean saw a familiar face.

"Are we safe now? What happened" Dean said in a frantic, unnerved voice to his trusted friend.

"Are we safe?" The friend and advisor said in a calm, cool voice. "Well, I am."

General JJ Jackson pulled out a pistol and aimed it straight between Dean Dean's eyes.

"Comrades, countrymen, the Red Army has stormed Deanertown! It is now under my...errr...OUR control...we now surround S Jungle and occupy 3/8 of the Deanery territory. During the battle several thousand conscripts attempted retreat, they were all shot, those who didnt die were covered in kerosene, ignited and launched to Dean-Unit. It is solely through my leadership this victory happened. The death of my adversary Dean Dean is a most great turn in events. I laud JJ Jackson for his actions. In addition...all of my cabinet members who have worked with me have suffered...an unfortunate accident. Before this, they just so happened to WILLINGLY pass a nice piece of legislation all the comrades will love. I am now DICTATOR FOR LIFE! GLORY TO THE MOTHERLAND".

- Lifetime Premier of Hoobang

**SOCIALIST LABOUR NEWSPAPER**

Comrades, the Premier entered the Cabinet office in the Kremlin this morning. He was toting dual Mac-10 sub-machine guns, and opened fire on them. Staining the office with blood running down the hallway. This is intolerable dictorship, what happened to our nation founded on the principles of Communism? Lenin Marxuchev the Hero of Socialist Labor has taken support of the people and is urging the overthrow of this vile leader. The Red Army began its advance on the Kremlin, upon orders of the CPH. The former Premier has raised an armed mercenary force of 2,500 known as the White Army. The Red Army is hesitant to open fire on the Kremlin for 300 innocent comrades are being held hostage. This stand off must end quickly, for the Premier has full control of the nuclear arsenal of Hoobang.

Good news however, 1,200 Deanery Bombers were shot down by Flak Cannons and MiGs, yes MiGs Zoogie, I dont give a shit what your nerd airplane site says. - Michail Hoojsdonk - Red Airforce of Hoobang

"What the hell is going on" - Random Hoobang Factory Worker

- Seaford is torn in this war. No doubt about it.

- Dean claimed not to have nuclear weapons, where did they magically come from all of a sudden? Lies of the enemy hiding behind ideals.

midlonian command centre, underneath Deanery government building
-so basically we have beeen doing well in the desert, its just a bloodbath out there for our artillery, they are so packed together it is ridiculous.

General Kalashnikov handed Harkov a newspaper

-that my freind is the HOOBANG socialist newspaper
-huh, dictatorship and an evil one at that
-i think Jarmen will have some more work after getting rid of that general
-oh yes while i mention it, our new weapons have arrived... he smiled
-you mean the las weapons?
-yes, here take a look
he opened a chest, inside were what looked like normal rifles, just the ammo pack was different and there was no slot for the discharged cartriges
-wow
-yup and they work beautifully, here have this..
he threw him a gold plated version of a pistol
-thanks sir
gunshots could be heard, followed by an explosion
troops opened fire outside, the new snap CRACK of the new lasrifles sounded insignificent compared to the bark of the older weapons, the door burst open and several midlonian gurads ran in turned and kept firing, a grenade rolled into the door, the first midlonian threw it out again, an explosion, then another one blinded the men, Harkov and Kalashnikov and seen it and had managed to duck, only being deafened, one of the mysterious gunmen ran in checked and checked the room
-Hey i found them! c'mon guys let's grab these crates and get out of here
the guard had been joined by two others, and they had bent low to look at the crates Harkov and kalshnikov had killed them before they got a good look
-What the hell is going on?
-i dunno but you'd better hit the alarm and check to see if the dearery people are all right, take two people with you.
-Kamdev Flykov! ON ME!
the two men turned and ran towards Harkov, they then began the labours climb up the stairs to the lobby, there they found a pitched battle between the same gunmen and the Deanery Guards, they fired at them and spoke to one of the deanery guards..
-where is the president?
-dunno, up in his office he should be safe
-ok we'll go looksee... what stairs do we take?
-those over there the guard indicated
OOC: if it inpropiated to try to save the president, i'll edit it, if not then it'll be fun :)

IC: Gali desert 12km behind HOOBANG lines
Jarmen loaded up one of the Solid gold rounds, these were his special kill rounds, he then sighted the base, when the general reached the fuel dump there he would take hi oppotunity.....

OOC: Nope, it seems that General JJ JAckson has turned to a traitor and killed the president indeed.

IC: The smoke cleared form the buliding just as a group of Midlonians were seen running up the stairs. One of the guards knew them by name.

"Kalashnikov, have you seen the president? Someone escorted him out, but we don't know who or to where"

Just then one of the guards broke off and began running the opposite direction. He entered the secret chamber which Dean told him about just weeks before, when he got promoted. The emergency generater had kicked in and red lights were flashing. The guard ran down the hall and to a small, empty room on the right. Inisde it was pitch black. Until the flash of the red lights went off again, and what he saw almost made him hurl.

Meanwhile: General Greg Chin read two newspapers today. The first made him scoff.

"HOOBANG armies? 3/8 of Deanery? Don't Make me laugh! Just because their horrific nuclear tactics has caused innumerable deaths and destruction, they think they OWN the place? ... what's this. Oh, now I see where these rumors come from. That crazy primer. I swear, if he's not taken down soon, he will murder every innocent civilian left in HOOBANG. This is crazyness!" The general eyes the underground nuclear silo with lust, "If I only had the power to..."

***Deanery Military History***

Deanery has always had nuclear weapons. It is ridiculous for HOOBANG to think that we don't just because we're CIVILIZED enough not to use them!

Futhurmore, Deanery is not occupied by HOOBANG. Remember HOOBONICTOWN and HOOBANGVILLE? It's quite the opposite about who is in who's land

****

"Not like that even matters anymore that we're occupying their towns... that crazy primer is STILL going to kill everyone in Seaford SuX0rZ if he isnt stopped..." The General continues his thoughts, "We are no longer at was wtih HOOBANG... it is the TERRORIST Primer and his armies we need to take down"

The General grabs his walkie talkie but then puts it back down.

"I'm sure that X is fine... no need to check in."

The General grabs the Deanery Post, and the top news makes him almost collapse

'GENERAL, MURDERER, TRAITOR? <subtitle> THE TRUE STORY OF GENERAL JJ JACKSON AND THE MURDER OF PRESIDENT DEAN DEAN'


*form the paper*

'Gearoge Masterfield has been innaugerated today to finish the last months of the president's term'

'Elections take place tommorow, and Dean Dean's son, Drew Dean is the top candidate'


OCC: With the crazy primer and mass nuclear destruction, I'm not going to report about specific battles much more... The main conflict seems to now be White vs Red army, and taking down the primer... although it's implied skirmishes will still be occuring int he desert, mountains, jungle, and south boarder. Although if you want to post specific battles or skirmishes that's fine too, although I think that the focus has been moved to HOOBANG and a 'civil war'/'overthrowing of the government'/'whatever'

The Colonies of Deanery, Allied Deaner States, have declared independance form Deanery. We no do not agree wtih the policies regarding war and the new nuclear arment of Deanery. Yes, they nuclear weapons have been used against Deanery, but nuclear arment is not the answer.

He herby decalre independance, and nutrality in the war.

**Note: Our nation lies in the North of Seaford Sux0rZ, far away from any conflict. We leave 5,000 special ops troops and 100 of our tanks in Deanery, simple to avoid international problems in bringing them home until all conflic is resolved**

That is all *telegram lines closed, no telegrams will go to the nation*

OCC: That last post was suppoed to be wtih this nation, not Deanery

**Telegram to Deanery**

The Colonies of Deanery, Allied Deaner States, have declared independance form Deanery. We no do not agree wtih the policies regarding war and the new nuclear arment of Deanery. Yes, they nuclear weapons have been used against Deanery, but nuclear arment is not the answer.

He herby decalre independance, and nutrality in the war.

**Note: Our nation lies in the North of Seaford Sux0rZ, far away from any conflict. We leave 5,000 special ops troops and 100 of our tanks in Deanery, simple to avoid international problems in bringing them home until all conflic is resolved**

That is all

*telegram lines closed, no telegrams will go to the nation*

OCC: I'm giving my cousin this nation, so any future posts arent from me, it's him. Also, don't react to this independance declaration as having any effect on the war, it was simply and IC way for me to give my cousin this nation...

**THE DAILY WORKER**

Saturday, 732873.3556.1267.333 (HMT) - The Premier has launched 27 Class A-1000 Scud Missiles armed with biological agents at the Deaney Capitol Dean-Unit. The Missiles have spread Antrhrax, Sarin and Ebola across the city killing 80,000 inhabitants, but the death toll could skyrocket across the city.

Lenin Marxuchev has been elected the new Premier of Hoobang and is currently in command of The Red Army, The Red Airforce of Hoobang and the USSH (United Socialist Ships of Hoobang) Navy. He has ordered an end to further push into Deanery, in order to focus on the defeat of the Former Premier. The White Army advanced today taking control of the 12 City Block radius of the Kremlin. The Red Army opened fire, killing 200 of the White Army. The White Army is executing ten Hoobang Citizens for every soldier we kill. This is a sick game for the former Premier. Hoobang Sniper Yuri Brezneckov has been paradropped into White Army territory, his mission to capture the treasonous Premier, and bring him back for his public trial.

OOC:Good try, but, Dean Unit had long been evacuated of all civillians. Anthrax and Eboli can't kill houses, right?

Estimated civillian deaths: 1,000 who were reluctant to move....

Estimated military deaths: 200 (long been equipped with anti biloigical masks and equipment...)

Lets not be all godmoddy now.


IC: Deanery has also stopped their push into HOOBANG. We call a cease fire, given that HOOBANG too will call a cease fire on Deanery.

Deanery will not get involved in the war between the Red and White Armies, although we do have our hopes that the Red Army will take down the Primeir, and a new, sane leader will be elected.

**Official cease fire (on grounds one will be returned to Deanery) is declared.

Message to Midlonia to deliever to X: HOOBANG armies have split into two and have begun attack eachother. This chaos within HOOBANG should give you a good oppurtunity to infiltrate and take down the primer.

Good luck.

FROM: Premier Lenin Marxuchev
TO: Deanery and Her Allies

- Do not be fooled by the rebellious Premier, this is no civil war. The White Army is only numbering about 2,000 units, hardly anything compared to the half million Red Army troops. Victory is certain, but time is critical. The Daily Worker had false information, the scuds actually landed on the Zoogie People. Applause errupted from around Seaford Sux0rz.

We have a first hand account from our data feed on our sniper Yuri Brezneckov. At 2:05am, Yuri sniped out 5 White Army guards, and silently slid into the Kremlin. He crawled through the ventelation shafts, dropping down into the Premier's bedroom. He activated his nightvision goggles, took aim......BOOM! A White Army missle battery began anti-aircraft fire, on a Deanery airplane. Wrong timing on the Deanery forces, very wrong timing. The former Premier awoke startled and immediately saw the menacing Red Army Sniper about to bring him in. Hitting a silent alarm, 7 White Army bodyguards burst in catching Yuri by suprise. He dove to the ground and opened fire on the guards, killed 3 with one shot. The blood splattered on the wall, meanwhile the Premier made a break for it. Yuri threw a desklamp at the former Premier's legs, causing him to trip. A White Army soldier had Yuri in his sights, his finger tensed on the trigger....BOOM! A Deanery bomb landed a block away from the Kremlin, shaking the building. The guard stumbled, Yuri ran into him with his combat knife. beheading the guard and impaling the other. He then took out his PP7 Pistol and and killed the remaining guards. Yuri had been distracted too long, the Premier inside the Panic Room, the door was closing. Yuri aimed and fired, the bullet could not beat the closing door, but a grenade came flying out at the same moment. Yuri yelled "Long Live the Motherland!" and an explosion was heard. The transmission cut out.

- Yuri Brezneckov was a great comrade. With the Premier in the Panic Room, how will he be killed?

Gali Desert
it was time... there he was this HOOBANG "primer" All shiny and dressed up so he stuck out like a sore thumb, so many stupid medals he had probably given to himself.... Jarmen lined up the sight riht between the eyes as he adressed them in front of the fuel dump should do it.....

-steady.. muttered jarmen as he squeezed the trigger

OOC: now i am waiting to see what hoobang will post, even though if the bullet missied the primer it would still hit the fuel dump....

kalashnikov turned to the guard

-He's missing? Wait where is General...er...Jackson? Look there is a pitched battle going on in the foyer, i suggest you get re-inforcements down there, preferably a flame thrower...We'll look for Dean Dean, if he's dead then this war is very probably over, the blow to morale will be crippling.....

The guard rushed upstairs back through the secret passage right past the gunfight and to the Midlonian's that were now upstairs.

"Dea...Dea....dea....Dean dead..."

He fainted.

**THE KREMLIN**

- The Carcass of the Former Premier was dragged out today from the Kremlin. He was ripped into 10 pieces and his body parts went across the nation. Premier Lenin Marxuchev described the splattered brains all over the panic room of the Kremlin. "I'll have to redecorate before I move in", claimed the newly elected Premier. He then issued orders for the 20 remaining armed nuclear missiles to be launched on the Zoogie People. He hopped into his tricked out stretch Yopester, and drove to Dean-Unit accompanied by the Red Army.

A Peace Treaty was proposed.

Term 1: A complete end to all acts of war between Hoobang and Deanery.

Term 2: Opening of economic trade between the two nations.

Term 3: Joint control of the Desert of Gali and the S Jungle of Deanery.

Term 4: The return of Hoobonictown and other Hoobang territory in exchange for Deanerville and Deanertown.

Term 5: Deanery adopts socialist style policies in the future.

Term 6: The construction of a city which will be known as Hoobonicdea, whcih will be a major center of learning for all of Seaford Sux0rz.

- Upon approval of this by Deanery, the war will be over. Should they decline the Red Army will continue the struggle.

**THE KREMLIN**

- The Carcass of the Former Premier was dragged out today from the Kremlin. He was ripped into 10 pieces and his body parts went across the nation. Premier Lenin Marxuchev described the splattered brains all over the panic room of the Kremlin. "I'll have to redecorate before I move in", claimed the newly elected Premier. He then issued orders for the 20 remaining armed nuclear missiles to be launched on the Zoogie People. He hopped into his tricked out stretch Yopester, and drove to Dean-Unit accompanied by the Red Army.

A Peace Treaty was proposed.

Term 1: A complete end to all acts of war between Hoobang and Deanery.

Term 2: Opening of economic trade between the two nations.

Term 3: Joint control of the Desert of Gali and the S Jungle of Deanery.

Term 4: The return of Hoobonictown and other Hoobang territory in exchange for Deanerville and Deanertown.

Term 5: Deanery adopts socialist style policies in the future.

Term 6: The construction of a city which will be known as Hoobonicdea, whcih will be a major center of learning for all of Seaford Sux0rz.

- Upon approval of this by Deanery, the war will be over. Should they decline the Red Army will continue the struggle.

'Gearoge Masterfield has been inaugerated today to finish the last months of the president's term'

'Elections take place tomorrow, and Dean Dean's son, Drew Dean is the top candidate'


Freedom and Peace Party advertisement run on S Jungle TV station, and stations throughout Deanery:

Vote for Sookie Lee Anderson for president.


ooc: not to be completely confused with the Peace and Freedom Party, with which I have no affiliation: http://www.peaceandfreedom.org/summary.htm
As I recall, it was a candidate from this party that campaigned at a nudist beach in California, saying that he had nothing to hide. For the role play, this party is a socialist party that could be partial to both Hoobang Communism and Deanery Democracy. ic:


Statement from controversial prostitute Sookie Lee Anderson:

How often have you said to yourself, "President Dean sucks," but did Dean ever admit this? I say here and now, "I suck." Will Drew Dean admit that he sucks?

Furthermore, I have nothing to hide, as I have shown at my most recent press conference.

Recalling how this war began:
...Deanery's borders have been flooded wtih refugees from HOOBANG, all of whom were starving and near death, so, the prosperous nation of Deanery responded wtih an aid package.
We believe that all Hoobang refugees should be given full political, social and economic rights as resident non-citizens.

(semi-ooc:) We call for the password of S Jungle to be handed over to Deanery. (ic:)

We call for all Deanery troops to be removed from Hoobang, and call for the military secret of the smart Panda V rockets to be buried and forgotten. We call for the workers in the Panda V rocket factories to work in restoring the destruction from the nuclear holocaust in both Deanery and Hoobang, as well as restoring the forests throughout Deanery. We call for a university to be established in S Jungle.

A vote for Sookie is a vote for FREEDOM and PEACE!

General Greg Chin, temporarily representing Deanery, read his most recent demands form the S Jungle and HOOBANG.

After an hour debate he telegramed both nations, agreeing to all terms, excluding term 5 of HOOBAG. Democracy lives!

If HOOBANG accepts this counteroffer (all terms, minus term 5), the peace treaty will be final.

Finally, the General demands to know why an aid package began a war.

Damn, I Havnt been online for a while cos my net connection was pear shaped (broken) and i couldnt post, damn, missed the war.

Parlim News Network

Today, with the drawing up of a peace treaty, Parlimian forces began withdrawing from HOOBANG, Deanery, and the S. Deanery Jungle. They are reported to have taken minimal casualties.

Next up, The Secret of Maintaining our Sex Life.

We would just like to add, that we are now glad that this war is over, and that peace can be restored to the region.

We call on both nations to thank their allies, and warn caution is needed in future. Although peace is declared today. Tomorrow is another morn.

All out troops, our subs, weapons and tactics are removed from this area.

If we are needed, for continued good relations amoungst the regions nations, then telegram our defence minister.

Better than the rest

Lenin Marxuchev, "We accept your terms, you capitalist pigs. We have a begun a full KGB investigation of the aid package, and have come up with some new evidence. The boxes being sent from Deanery were raided, and taken over from another nation. That nation is not discovered yet, but they replaced the aid with arms, from which they opened fire. We urge Deanery to find out what happened, to their supply convoy."

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-HOOBANGIN AIRLINES NOW HAS FLIGHTS TO:

- DEANERTOWN - Only 65 Zigs!
- DEAN-UNIT - Only 155 Zigs!
- S Jungle of Deanery - Only 2 Zigs!
- DEANERVILLE - Only 74 Zigs!

hww(hoobang wide web).hoobanginairlines.com!

Evening News from Andersonville

Good Evening. Today, Hoobang's Lenin Marxchev formally accepted the peace offer from Deanery's General Chin. The news was greated with great jubilation by Deanerians all over S Jungle <screen shots of people dancing in the street>.

After our break, the barricades come down.

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Today, the barricades dividing Andersonville, separating the TV station and communist party headquarters, came down. Troops were seen leaving in steady streams at the municipal airport, many on Hoobangin Airlines.

After our break, Sookie solidifies her power.

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In further news, meetings between the Communist Party of Hoobang (CPH) and Freedom and Peace Party (FPP) officials were joined by senior government advisors from Deanery. Planners decided that the best government for S Jungle of Deanery is a "Father Knows Best State" monocracy. The monocrat will be elected by a parliament, and the parliament will be democratically elected.

The CPH has agreed to turn over control of the government to monocrat Sookie Lee Anderson pending new elections for parliament.

After our break, more about Sookie.

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Having secured her control in the south jungle, Sookie Lee Anderson continued her controversial run for the presidency of Deanery, and she was climbing steadily in the polls. Pollsters said that people were getting tired of radiation sickness and were ready for a change.

In other news, S Jungle Defense Minister Raymond Bladuchov congratulated the conscripts of S Jungle that fought on the side of the CPH for the military skills they had learned. He also thanked the military forces from Sunlit, Better than the rest, UULAND, Hodem, and Parlim. He invited Sunlit to continue to operate the MAB and the MAC in Andersonville, and invited Parlim to remain in control of Andersonville airbase, as forces for regional stability and to stimulate the local economy.

G'nite from Andersonville